Speaker 1: Hey, guys, just me today. Nya's feeling a little sick
Speaker 1: under the weather. She's not feeling good. Oh, there she is.
Speaker 2: I it's it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not that I'm sick. I just I don't want
Speaker 3: to do Christmas this year.
Speaker 1: So, oh so you're a screw a. Yeah, you're screwed.
Speaker 3: I'm screwged up. I'm screwged up and I'm ready to
Speaker 3: get wicked. Also, this is about to blow up the house.
Speaker 3: It's like this candle that's only meant to be sitting
Speaker 3: down and not actually carried around. And also earlier that,
Speaker 3: like today, I was convinced we had a ghastleak. But
Speaker 3: the because there's been all those like explosions and nothing
Speaker 3: at that ski resort.
Speaker 4: M hmm.
Speaker 1: So did you see the carbon monoxide poisoning in Virginia
Speaker 1: or Georgia? Yeah, yeah, twelve people.
Speaker 2: Like Georgia the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 4: Like horners at a ski resort in Georgia, like.
Speaker 1: Sea mountains in Georgia, Jersey.
Speaker 2: You have to get this, take it, take it, take it, Josie.
Speaker 3: Oh, I already blew it out hot.
Speaker 2: Well, have you like what I never? I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's not a pan.
Speaker 1: He's scared of this pussy. He's scared me to you?
Speaker 1: Are you to me talking about you?
Speaker 3: You to me when I'm on my period and I
Speaker 3: use the bathroom and I tell you not to go
Speaker 3: in there yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: One thing about me is I will blow the bathroom
Speaker 3: up and literally get terrified at anybody who walks by
Speaker 3: because I'm like, are you going in there?
Speaker 1: You shouldn't go in I know. She's literally like every
Speaker 1: time like she does that, She's like, don't go in there,
Speaker 1: don't go in there, And I'm like, Babe, I want
Speaker 1: to go in there. Want to smell what you had cooking?
Speaker 3: Low Ki At this point, I like, was it today?
Speaker 3: At some point today? You took a big fucking doodoo
Speaker 3: while my vape was in the bathroom, and you were like,
Speaker 3: you're lucky I moved it like away from the toilet
Speaker 3: before I blew this shit up.
Speaker 1: Oh it was two days ago.
Speaker 3: I literally just went in there the second you walked out,
Speaker 3: because I was like, what am I gonna like smell
Speaker 3: his poop?
Speaker 1: Poop?
Speaker 2: Gives a fuck? I want my fucking vape.
Speaker 1: Like I take silent shits, I don't. My poop never
Speaker 1: smells je poop doesn't smell at all, like legitimately it does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: But for some reason that doesn't sound like a healthy.
Speaker 1: It's probably not.
Speaker 2: It's good because where's that gas going.
Speaker 1: It's re uh seeping back into my bloodstream. But we're
Speaker 1: not talking about shit again because we always talk about ship.
Speaker 3: But they was like this year for the podcast has
Speaker 3: been the grossest because of all your stomach ishes.
Speaker 1: The poop year, the poop year. Aliens flopped. They flopped
Speaker 1: as fuck. I'm not even kidding. They like are in
Speaker 1: their flop arc. They took way too fucking long to
Speaker 1: reveal themselves. We waiting since twenty the drone. I'm saying
Speaker 1: that just in general, I've been thinking about it, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, Like I really don't care.
Speaker 1: You can't make me care. These silly fucking drones in
Speaker 1: New Jersey. No one gives a fuck. Like they're looking for.
Speaker 3: Nar way joining my side because I'm like, literally okay,
Speaker 3: And if they are there, like it's been long.
Speaker 1: Enough, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be gagged when they come because they will be revealed.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying they're flopping right now.
Speaker 2: No, I fear what they do. I'm gonna like fake,
Speaker 2: not give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, okay, aliens, The Aliens flop era is
Speaker 3: low key serving.
Speaker 1: Wait what did you say?
Speaker 2: I don't believe in aliens.
Speaker 1: Still, did you hear gay Wig ran for pleasant president?
Speaker 1: Gay Wig ran for president and they're in their flop era.
Speaker 2: Who's gay Wig?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone clocked gay wigs.
Speaker 5: Tea noted, No, Josie was showing me his fucking likes
Speaker 5: and it was greening me out because I was like,
Speaker 5: I can't believe we live under surveillance society and I
Speaker 5: don't give a fuck because the amount of videos I
Speaker 5: get people like.
Speaker 2: Falling, being weird, being crazy, like take it all, like
Speaker 2: keep all the data as long as I get that.
Speaker 1: Once that ends, yeah, once my cat video stream ends,
Speaker 1: like it's cooked, like cause I really like once every month.
Speaker 1: I just need to like recentralize myself and like restabilize
Speaker 1: my emotions. And I just interact with every single cat
Speaker 1: video I see on my feed, and I get little
Speaker 1: baby cute little kittens. And also something that's not talked
Speaker 1: about enough is that cats with their butthole, stinky fucking tuna,
Speaker 1: nasty fucking fish breath, lick themselves clean, and they smell
Speaker 1: like fucking roses.
Speaker 2: I know they smell so good.
Speaker 3: Also, when a zul opens his mouth near me, brah,
Speaker 3: it literally like sing you my fucking eye like that,
Speaker 3: and it makes me sometimes it stinks bad enough that
Speaker 3: I get him off me, Like even if he's being cute,
Speaker 3: don't put your mouth in my face.
Speaker 1: Don't drop that dunt that.
Speaker 2: Uh, why you're doing so many like references from.
Speaker 1: Fine, I don't know, they're just coming out of me.
Speaker 1: I just can't stop coming. The memes just really can't
Speaker 1: stop coming, like noted frog sipping tmoji.
Speaker 2: No, wait, what were you saying yesterday? Wait? Yesterday you
Speaker 2: kept repeating one that was.
Speaker 1: Like making me crack up another satisfied customer. Wait, insert
Speaker 1: that meme. Kay, that's like my favorite fucking picture ever.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I'm not gonna oh, never mind. Mind.
Speaker 3: You said a name and that's what it was. You said,
Speaker 3: like an old name that I had heard you say
Speaker 3: in a long time.
Speaker 1: Wait, whisper it, Lauren Giraldo. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Lauren Giraldo. But it was referencing who Camilla Cabello. We
Speaker 1: were talking about that Lemon song, but weren't they a
Speaker 1: man together? Fire, Like Lauren Giraldo and fucking Camilla Cabeo
Speaker 1: were in Five Sauce together.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, because now I think we are thinking
Speaker 3: of even more different people, because I was thinking of
Speaker 3: the girl who lives in Miami who got pregnant.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: Wait wait Laura Giraldo. Is that not her name?
Speaker 1: That is a girl's name, But Lauren Giraldo is also
Speaker 1: in Five saus what's on? It's like Vibe Vibe girl.
Speaker 1: It's like some shit like oh the fifth Harmony.
Speaker 2: Fifth Harmony Lauren.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, Like I think our generation was
Speaker 4: gonna have earlier on say Waitamentia.
Speaker 3: Because there's too much ship we consume on a day
Speaker 3: to day basis to remember.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, see that's still not Lauren Giraldo.
Speaker 1: Bitch, how do you say that? Luca Guadalajara.
Speaker 2: Oh did you see the clip of him talking about
Speaker 2: call me by your Name? About the nut scene?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I need to play this because it literally is cracking
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, I love artists because y'all are
Speaker 3: just fucking weird as fuck, because the tone of this
Speaker 3: sentence when we.
Speaker 8: Were doing called me by your name, and Eliot is
Speaker 8: as masturbated on the pitch. Then he has falling as
Speaker 8: fallen asleep, and then Oliver shows up and they have
Speaker 8: this moment of conversation.
Speaker 1: It's a bit salacious. Oliver eats the pitch.
Speaker 8: With the coump. It seems to be another heightened moment
Speaker 8: of sex, and then eventually the both of them confessed
Speaker 8: each other that they are really desperate at their perspective.
Speaker 1: That but yeah, he like he's so just nonchalantly talking
Speaker 1: about like the most infamous scene in modern movie.
Speaker 3: History, but not even that, like this, I think that
Speaker 3: movie and like that scene.
Speaker 2: I actually think, if you really think about it, it is.
Speaker 3: Such an interesting way to show like sexual tension between
Speaker 3: two characters.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if I would ever.
Speaker 1: Be able to do with it on the peach and
Speaker 1: then nuts in the bath water drinks like like what
Speaker 1: if you what if you did that?
Speaker 2: Like okay, the bath water ship, like.
Speaker 3: Enough time, salt burn sucked, dick and ball hit enough time.
Speaker 3: I never saw all aren't fucking with Barry Keyogan right now,
Speaker 3: like nasty ill ill ill man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that movie sucked.
Speaker 4: I'm actually so on Sabrina Bina like us imagining us
Speaker 4: doing like a pop culture podcast.
Speaker 1: So then Barry Keyogan cheated on Sabrina Carpenter. Oh my god, right, yes,
Speaker 1: saw burn sug Dick and Balls. Don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about that movie. Never saw it, so I really can't talk.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: And then I think everybody we know didn't like it.
Speaker 2: So now it's just.
Speaker 1: Like Barbie flopped, Like Barbie sucked, like I never saw it.
Speaker 1: Either Harry Potter or the whole series sucks. Never say that's.
Speaker 2: Too far that Harry Potter is actually fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're in Harry Potter right now.
Speaker 2: Oh their swag was superio.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you kind of look like Dumbledore a little
Speaker 6: bit with the with the hat.
Speaker 1: You look like Dobby. Bit you give Dobby? I lo
Speaker 1: he do feel like you give job.
Speaker 5: Of the Hut.
Speaker 3: I actually feel like Dobby when I get out of
Speaker 3: the soda and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Wait, job at Ya's so job at the Hut? Coded.
Speaker 3: I almost said something that if like the public heard
Speaker 3: me say it, it would say so much about my person.
Speaker 1: Hud say it.
Speaker 2: Oh, actually I think I've said it on the podcast before.
Speaker 2: That that freaky ass scene with Joba the Hut and
Speaker 2: Princess Lana. I was like, damn, this is freaky. As
Speaker 2: a kid, I was like, wait.
Speaker 1: Like like you were into it.
Speaker 2: I was just like, are they gonna fuck? She's being
Speaker 2: really sexy?
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait scene when like I haven't seen Star.
Speaker 3: Wars dance and I was like, as a kid, I
Speaker 3: was like, is she gonna get naked?
Speaker 2: Like what is she about to do? I thought this
Speaker 2: was Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Oh the gold bikini scene. Yes, this is literally you like, actually.
Speaker 5: This is not the back seat in certain sat photo.
Speaker 1: Next the job of the Hut photo because that's literally twin.
Speaker 1: That's twin right there.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you see this though? That's my life?
Speaker 1: Better not do me? Wait, that was actually kind of impressible.
Speaker 1: That was kind of good And I can't follow.
Speaker 2: You up because my throat is so dry.
Speaker 1: No, Siah, he said it was really, really, really good.
Speaker 1: He said it was like basically better than he could
Speaker 1: ever do.
Speaker 2: Josiah, who's like songs from Wicked? Do you think you
Speaker 2: could sing easier?
Speaker 3: What Cynthia does or Oriana Arianna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I I wish I could watch Wicked in my house already.
Speaker 3: And it's actually kind of pissing me off that it's not.
Speaker 1: No, okay, I was just making sure I have this
Speaker 1: big hole.
Speaker 6: E Drew, I saw your asshole for a second.
Speaker 1: I'll blur, but that you're actually well, you.
Speaker 2: Actually are so sustainable for this.
Speaker 6: Really was that my Christmas present?
Speaker 1: No, you get your Christmas present a little later and
Speaker 1: in you two.
Speaker 2: I don't want one.
Speaker 1: I want that ship coming house. She is not coming
Speaker 1: to my house.
Speaker 2: That's our new thing. She's not coming to He's.
Speaker 1: Not coming to my eyes. It's shoddy. They talking about
Speaker 1: Ashley Trevino.
Speaker 2: He's getting me an Airbnb. If not, I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: saying at Shaddy Bay's house.
Speaker 5: She's not coming to my house.
Speaker 1: Not coming to my.
Speaker 2: House somebody I'm not that close to coming to my house.
Speaker 2: Kind of feels like a hosted situation.
Speaker 3: It's really really like it is navigating such scary territory.
Speaker 3: I feel like people who just invite people to hang
Speaker 3: out for the first time to their house directly.
Speaker 1: It feels like something like nasty is gonna happen like
Speaker 1: literally though, like I don't know, like.
Speaker 2: Something food, like someone's gonna have sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or just like spooky vibes like creepy energy.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well that's the difference too.
Speaker 3: I will say if like, if it's somebody who I
Speaker 3: find attractive, oh, I'll invite them over, like if that's
Speaker 3: what I'm looking.
Speaker 1: For, like coming through to my house to house.
Speaker 2: If not, if it's just a friend, I'm like, she's
Speaker 2: not coming to mie.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch. You know what we've been saying way too much?
Speaker 1: Just vote, just fucking Then I realized there's like so
Speaker 1: many ways to say it, like the word bitch. You
Speaker 1: can be like you fucking bitch, or you can be
Speaker 1: like bitch, like yeah, bitch, what the fuck? Like literally
Speaker 1: so many different ways, and it's just all the inflection.
Speaker 1: You can say just vote the same way like just vote,
Speaker 1: like just vote, or you can say just vote, damn.
Speaker 3: Or you can even bring it lower and be like
Speaker 3: just vote, just like, just vote. I feel like both
Speaker 3: of us when we do that, just vote.
Speaker 1: I guess you could do that with like any word
Speaker 1: like just vogue to fucking just to adult idiots. Babe,
Speaker 1: good babe, wow.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, we just went over annunciation basically, so
Speaker 3: somebody out there learned something.
Speaker 2: Somebody was like, my eyes are open.
Speaker 3: You could say things so many different ways, like well,
Speaker 3: I don't like Drew because he's gay.
Speaker 1: What Like I could say I don't like you because
Speaker 1: you're a fat fucking monster, yucky fat one. I thought
Speaker 1: you job Jaba.
Speaker 2: I'd be down for.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say I'd be down for the nickname Jaba, but.
Speaker 1: Just just literally just well, TikTok is getting banned. But
Speaker 1: it's kind of starting to piss me off because y'all
Speaker 1: are acting like I'm gonna let that happen, Like that's
Speaker 1: just not happening. If I'm in the you're gonna stop that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's not gonna happen, and I have
Speaker 1: my way.
Speaker 3: Are you saying that the way you say big things
Speaker 3: are coming or like, well, no, big things are always coming,
Speaker 3: Like that's just.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, things are things are always happening.
Speaker 1: Actually, big things just can't stop coming. Big things just
Speaker 1: can stay keep going.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: No, TikTok is getting banned as fuck, and like, actually
Speaker 1: I don't think it really is. I was just gonna
Speaker 1: like have a moment where I was like, it's getting banned,
Speaker 1: but it's like literally not like I I will put
Speaker 1: a million dollars on it that it won't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't believe it will.
Speaker 3: But then in this like chance that it does get banned,
Speaker 3: all I think about is I remember I thought I
Speaker 3: was the end of the world when like vine was
Speaker 3: dying down, and even before TikTok popped off, I feel
Speaker 3: like Twitter was starting to die down and people were
Speaker 3: moving to ig and ig was starting the plateau, and
Speaker 3: then TikTok blew up. So I feel like there will
Speaker 3: be something else, And that's what I'm interested in, is
Speaker 3: like how many stinky, nasty, fucking wealth hoarding motherfuckers are.
Speaker 2: Like I have no idea, Like here's the new thing.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're gonna start seeing bitches post paid
Speaker 2: con that's gonna make mine.
Speaker 1: I'm posting on my new app like Instagram. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you did it best, Like I take back everything I
Speaker 1: ever said talking about you stealing everything from every other
Speaker 1: fucking yeah and ever they did it the best, Like
Speaker 1: I'm tired, Like TikTok cannot integrate.
Speaker 3: Feathers Snapchat, You're not cutting it. No, Snapchat is fucking gross.
Speaker 3: How thats scary to be?
Speaker 1: My opinion will change if Snapchat starts fucking paying me.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 3: You don't you've never you don't even have that app
Speaker 3: on your phone right now, But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Sure, I think that reels need to chill because I
Speaker 6: swear I see like borderline gore videos.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I see people die on reels, like literally
Speaker 1: every single.
Speaker 6: They want to use.
Speaker 3: Reels are scary because only the men I know say
Speaker 3: that ship all of the girls I know.
Speaker 1: I've never had a really the algorithm thing because I
Speaker 1: don't interact with any of them. I'll be scrolling and
Speaker 1: I'll see someone get run over and scroll by really quickly,
Speaker 1: but I still get fed them. But I think it
Speaker 1: just like knows that like men are more likely to
Speaker 1: consume like gore content because like men are evil, like
Speaker 1: and it's really barbaric and it's like blood memories. It's
Speaker 1: like let's go to war and kill people like like
Speaker 1: epigenetic like for real, Like it's fucking creepy.
Speaker 2: Like everyone is so fucking bored.
Speaker 3: But like if they do get rid of it, I
Speaker 3: think something new will like replace it, and also I
Speaker 3: kind of think it might be good.
Speaker 2: Oh, it'll like for my anxiety.
Speaker 1: It'll be net positive for everyone's psyche. But I am
Speaker 1: really worried about like the businesses on AirLand.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about the businesses. And also like it has done.
Speaker 3: It's come with a lot of negatives, but it has
Speaker 3: shifted so much and it is I mean I feel
Speaker 3: like that's why, duh, they want to get rid of it,
Speaker 3: because like.
Speaker 1: There's too many conversations that have being had that they
Speaker 1: don't want to be had.
Speaker 3: But they're like, do we really need to fight for this?
Speaker 3: Like I get your data from everything else, like.
Speaker 1: It's a data golden mind baby. But yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna let that as you happen, Like just wait.
Speaker 6: Have you noticed when you're on TikTok and then you
Speaker 6: don't look at the screen, it runs an ad because
Speaker 6: like if you're away from your phone, that'll run an
Speaker 6: ad because you can't skip it. Have you ever had
Speaker 6: that happen?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But that's yeah, I know. They play ads at the
Speaker 1: end of videos now.
Speaker 6: Sometimes really whenever I'm like watching something and I put
Speaker 6: it down to like wash dishes, it'll play an ad.
Speaker 1: Wait, you wash dishes? Yeah, of course that's what girls
Speaker 1: are for, bab.
Speaker 6: No, I think men should be doing that.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, Like, she's not gonna have sex with you, bro?
Speaker 6: Is she really not?
Speaker 1: Really? Is it?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 2: Like weird ass? When you just shift in your voice,
Speaker 2: was like, she's really.
Speaker 1: Brody, bro, she really is not gonna bang you.
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 7: Y'all.
Speaker 1: I saw someone.
Speaker 6: Do y'all.
Speaker 1: Remember when people were writing Harambe in president, Like people
Speaker 1: really did that? Like, no, we did that, you did that? No,
Speaker 1: people wrote Harambe in for presidency, which is like, actually
Speaker 1: fucking crazy, first of all, but then I've been seeing
Speaker 1: a lot of conversation around Harambe recently. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: getting into it. Let me get into it. I saw
Speaker 1: someone say something that absolutely shook my shook me to
Speaker 1: my core and blew my mind. And I pray it's
Speaker 1: a reality very soon in the next four years. But
Speaker 1: I saw someone saying that soon one day on the internet,
Speaker 1: we will see a video saying the time I fell
Speaker 1: into a gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. Story time, Oh,
Speaker 1: a story time from the kid that killed Harambe. Bitch.
Speaker 1: The mobs that will come out.
Speaker 2: Okay, well the kid didn't kill Harambe like he did.
Speaker 1: Oh he fell into the fucking enclosure. It's on him
Speaker 1: the butt.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm like.
Speaker 6: That kid's what like seven, though or eight?
Speaker 3: In my head in the video he's literally like this small.
Speaker 2: No he was.
Speaker 1: He was like being drivelay. That's actually the funniest thing
Speaker 1: to ever happen on the internet. Like him being dragged by.
Speaker 2: Her so fucked up, Like was he injured? After that?
Speaker 2: I almost feel like we shouldn't been talking.
Speaker 1: No, the kid was fine. The monk, like the gorilla
Speaker 1: died like that's the team.
Speaker 6: It was almost ten years ago. No way, Yeah, this
Speaker 6: person could technically make the videos.
Speaker 1: Be twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 6: No, he has to be like May twenty eighth, the
Speaker 6: day after my birthday in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, you were forty eight back then.
Speaker 6: No, No, ten years ago, I was probably like eleven.
Speaker 6: I was probably around eve.
Speaker 1: The kid, yeah, I think he was two. He looked
Speaker 1: like a two year looks like a two year. So
Speaker 1: he was fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just literally laughing because I have such like
Speaker 3: cognitive dissonance because of so many of these things, Like
Speaker 3: in my head, it is a meme and it's not
Speaker 3: real at this point, like it is surpassed being anybody involved.
Speaker 2: Like the kid who kicked that Krispy Kreme sign back
Speaker 2: at it again at Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 3: That's the I looked in to see what happened after,
Speaker 3: and there's really no like conversation about what happened after,
Speaker 3: and there's no way to track that kid down.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, that person's just a lot.
Speaker 1: That's literally my favorite People video of all time, and
Speaker 1: that is literally something I think about all the time,
Speaker 1: like what was the aftermath? Like did he go to jail?
Speaker 1: Like did they put the sign back up? And just
Speaker 1: like no questions asked, just like keep moving because like really,
Speaker 1: what fucking happened? But ah do that video is so good,
Speaker 1: but there's so many things like that, like what happened after?
Speaker 1: That's how literally that's how sequel should be. Like I'm
Speaker 1: tired of these sequels like coming up with new fucking
Speaker 1: bunk ass stories like no, like I want to see
Speaker 1: like the happy ending continued, Like I want to see
Speaker 1: them like Monsters Inc. Like I want Monsters Ink too.
Speaker 1: By the way, Monsters Inc. Is the greatest movie I've.
Speaker 2: All because Monsters University.
Speaker 1: Which is there Monsters Inc.
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 1: I think really, if there's not, that's a Mendela effect.
Speaker 1: But there is Monsters University. For sure.
Speaker 6: There's a sex. That's how I remember that. There's a
Speaker 6: second one.
Speaker 3: There's no way that passed, like even at that time.
Speaker 3: So anyways, No, okay, I was right.
Speaker 2: There is no Monsters Inc. Two, Monsters Ink and then
Speaker 2: Monsters Universe.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. I need, Like I saw,
Speaker 1: I watched Monsters Ink two times in three days. It's
Speaker 1: literally one. It's a master won't blue one is kind
Speaker 1: of no, he's literally the hottest. He's literally swy, is
Speaker 1: hot as fuck, like I don't give a fuck like
Speaker 1: he's been Are there any cosplayers? Is Sully? We're looking
Speaker 1: this up right now?
Speaker 2: Well no, like I don't need to see a man
Speaker 2: acting like that, like that's pushing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, he eats.
Speaker 4: I almost feel like we can't put that in because
Speaker 4: he laughed at me the way I just laughed at
Speaker 4: that man, Like this is it?
Speaker 1: I would boo, I would be a green I would
Speaker 1: if I was green.
Speaker 3: I would I ordered like all the little decorations and stuff.
Speaker 1: I gotta finish talking about monster sinc. So I think
Speaker 1: movie sequels should be the happy ending because I also
Speaker 1: watched Lelo and Stitch, another masterpiece. But oh god, I'm
Speaker 1: like literally about to start crying thinking about the final scene,
Speaker 1: like the final five minutes of Monsters Ink when Boo
Speaker 1: is in the room and like she's like kitty and
Speaker 1: she runs back to the door and swings it open
Speaker 1: and the door is no.
Speaker 2: Toy Story two basically did.
Speaker 1: This Toy Story two. Fucking Toy Story two is the
Speaker 1: worst movie I've ever seen, literally the worst vie because
Speaker 1: I watched that one as well.
Speaker 2: Wait, actually you're being serious right now.
Speaker 1: I hate Toy Story too. Oh. I love the I
Speaker 1: love the boot getting painted. No, no, I love the
Speaker 1: boot getting painted. And I love the scene where he
Speaker 1: fixes Woody up because there's so many like sensory moments
Speaker 1: in it that are remember from my childhood. But like
Speaker 1: the concept, like it's focused on Buzz Lightyear too much,
Speaker 1: and I fucking hate Buzz light Year. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: feel like that was.
Speaker 2: Almost like the gag of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like he's like this overpowering person who runs
Speaker 3: people over and he has.
Speaker 1: To learn to chew Wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is like a lot of scenes from that.
Speaker 3: If you actually like watch and listen, you might find
Speaker 3: that every movie has something to teach you.
Speaker 2: Hm hmm. You can use that for future reference if
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 1: Get out.
Speaker 2: No thing, yes where I like way from him and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I need to go wash my
Speaker 2: face and he's like you're gonna wash your face? And
Speaker 2: I was like yeah. He was like good girl, and
Speaker 2: I was like it'll stop.
Speaker 3: And I walked to his room, and everything I did
Speaker 3: he kept saying it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, sit on the edge of my bed,
Speaker 1: good girl. Wait kay, sit there, good boy. Blush talking
Speaker 1: to the mic and blush, good boy.
Speaker 6: The best is a clever girl.
Speaker 1: Clever clever girl, clever girl, Charles beaten, covered girl. Actually, just.
Speaker 2: Wait, he really fucked that ship up.
Speaker 3: I've never seen another boy like.
Speaker 1: I think many cover boys. Or wasn't Bach that like
Speaker 1: one with the eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Bock from fucking Wicked? Who is Bach?
Speaker 1: No, the one with the eyebrows that does that dance.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: No, it really was a moment. It was a moment.
Speaker 1: It was a moment like mountains moved, mountains moved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was an apparently lands filled, lands filled, holes unfilled.
Speaker 1: There was apparently a tornado in San Francisco, a quote
Speaker 1: unquote tornado.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: I saw the videos. Y'all really need to get a grip, Like,
Speaker 1: if you have seen the horrors that I've witnessed and
Speaker 1: even been a part of, claiming that that was a
Speaker 1: tornado is almost disrespectful to me.
Speaker 2: You've seen the things we've seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's literally what I said to True like he
Speaker 3: brought it up to you, was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: there was a YouTube like there was a tornado in California.
Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, but did you see the videos?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I know.
Speaker 3: They were kind of bunk, and he goes, if only
Speaker 3: they knew the kind of things we've seen. And we
Speaker 3: are both talking about imagining someone saying that publicly only about.
Speaker 1: YouTube videos because that's what we've seen.
Speaker 2: Is yeah, I should have clarified. Yeah, what I've seen
Speaker 2: is so many YouTube videos. I feel like I've.
Speaker 3: Seen every video there is of a tornado. At this point,
Speaker 3: I'm down to like pictures from eighteen ten of a
Speaker 3: weird dust bunny.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, literally, I couldn't. If you show me a
Speaker 1: frame of a tornado, I could tell you where it's
Speaker 1: from in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has done that. It's really weird. Somebody sad.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, somebody made us feel crazy in
Speaker 3: person for liking tornadoes, and I haven't been watching as
Speaker 3: many many more because I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: Guess really ruined the fun. Suck the fun out of it,
Speaker 1: mister Scrooge, Like.
Speaker 6: I don't understand what's bad about a tornado. There's nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like nothing is bad about it. It's literally listening
Speaker 1: and learning nothing is bad about it. Well, I just realized,
Speaker 1: oh wait, no, no, something we really need to talk about.
Speaker 4: Is.
Speaker 1: Uh the fuck you guy? Like, what is it that
Speaker 1: the fuck you guy says? The fuck you guy? Can
Speaker 1: I can I as a cheeseburger.
Speaker 3: Says that that ship something something I said?
Speaker 1: I said with joys, Yeah, something something I said with joys. Wow,
Speaker 1: I haven't stubbed my toe and five years said with
Speaker 1: the joys man, like whatever it is like this, I
Speaker 1: can I go to toilet please? I asked tacher? Fuck
Speaker 1: you said my teacher, whose was actually the fuck you guy?
Speaker 1: Like that's so millennial, so bad?
Speaker 2: Also, I don't think it's aging. I think somebody.
Speaker 1: I think it's those two second horror sentence like two
Speaker 1: second scary story and then some random dudes like reading them.
Speaker 1: Because there's like this subreddit where there's like two sentence horrors.
Speaker 2: But fuck you said the fuck you man?
Speaker 1: Like ill, Well, that's the thing is, like it's unfunny
Speaker 1: and like it's unscary, and someone submitted it being dead
Speaker 1: serious and so that's what I think. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let me go to this subreddit.
Speaker 2: Should I crush your toes right now?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I already have crushy toe syndrome?
Speaker 2: You like you're not using that right because.
Speaker 1: I know what crushy toe syndrome is. But I anything
Speaker 1: any pains around my toes?
Speaker 3: I know what crushy toasted your miss like they no
Speaker 3: one says that, so you actually don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: So sentence too horror. Let's sort by the top. Wait,
Speaker 1: I wish I could sort by top in real life.
Speaker 1: I wish I could sort by top on grinder? What
Speaker 1: is grinder? I was playing with my boobs. No you're not,
Speaker 1: said knife guy. Then a brick fell on my cock. Okay,
Speaker 1: random like I know, it's like the scariest part of
Speaker 1: the Internet because it's like you're literally not funny, Like
Speaker 1: it's just not funny, but.
Speaker 3: It feels like a sound that people are using right now,
Speaker 3: and in ten years it's gonna get made fun of.
Speaker 3: Like I part took in some TikTok sounds that I
Speaker 3: now look back and I'm like, that's cringey that I
Speaker 3: did that, but whenever I was young, But now I
Speaker 3: can see one of those from a mile away.
Speaker 1: I told my therapist I watched a girl drowned when
Speaker 1: I was fifteen. I could have saved her, but I
Speaker 1: was too scared. I know, she said, as she got
Speaker 1: up to lock the door. That was my daughter.
Speaker 3: That's like, I just woke up from a crazy dream.
Speaker 3: This needs to be a Moviees likes.
Speaker 1: I come in the sink. It does not stop. I
Speaker 1: sink in the come.
Speaker 2: That's the Saltburn dialogue.
Speaker 1: Or really like really bad dude.
Speaker 2: The year is actually almost ober.
Speaker 1: I know time is speeding up, time is dilating. I
Speaker 1: really do think it's either the information age that we're
Speaker 1: living in. Also, don't even get me tarts, don't even
Speaker 1: get me started about AI super intelligence y'all. If we
Speaker 1: keep going at the rate we're going at now, in
Speaker 1: the next ten years, it'll be over for us.
Speaker 2: That just means I'm gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: So I'm out of topic.
Speaker 2: Oh is that it for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well I got one more. I got one that
Speaker 1: got hella. I'll do my last one. Guys. I was
Speaker 1: going through my TikTok TikTok shop orders and something came
Speaker 1: across my mind and heart and it dredged up beautiful
Speaker 1: memories of the past and I wish we could return
Speaker 1: to such a sweet time. And I went to go
Speaker 1: reorder it, but the shop has been closed down for
Speaker 1: what I'm assuming it's mold poisoning or killing people. But
Speaker 1: I saw the spicy bowl on TikTok again and my
Speaker 1: order complete form.
Speaker 3: So annoying because I was like, oh my god, am
Speaker 3: I about to get to open a gift like I
Speaker 3: was making it about me.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, this is gonna be so cute.
Speaker 4: That's what you're fucking talking about guys today?
Speaker 6: You do you guys?
Speaker 2: Both Drew has.
Speaker 3: This issue where if he gets complimented like one too
Speaker 3: many times in a day, he just gets so used
Speaker 3: to it and he basically asked for compliments for the
Speaker 3: rest of the day, and I'm calling you out.
Speaker 6: Well, I think you guys both look great, and I
Speaker 6: think the set looks great.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're cooked.
Speaker 6: Oh and it's gonna blow.
Speaker 1: And it's like that one York video I've heard at
Speaker 1: this stage explosions boom and then add an exploit.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I think Luigi needs to get let go
Speaker 3: because there's a few more CEOs to deal with, because
Speaker 3: if I see another burger king comment on a video
Speaker 3: of a girl trying curl cream, I'm gonna freak the
Speaker 3: fuck out, Like why are like burger king when they
Speaker 3: auto though, like trying to get the top comment on
Speaker 3: just random like things that have nothing to do with
Speaker 3: the brand.
Speaker 2: And I saw the artists. Yeah, I've seen an auto
Speaker 2: zone comment. I swear to fucking.
Speaker 6: God, like I'm blown away that people are still they
Speaker 6: are still entertained by.
Speaker 3: Yes still yeah, oh my good they comment dude like yeah, why.
Speaker 1: Taco Bell tried that shit out on me? First, By
Speaker 1: the way, I'm literally not slim jym in Taco Bell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, over my literally in your comments on ID they
Speaker 3: were inside of my cock, like they were literally up
Speaker 3: my ass like it was insane.
Speaker 1: They were obsessed with me, and same with Red Bull, like.
Speaker 3: Drew was so annoyed because Drew wanted to block them
Speaker 3: but felt bad for whoever was doing their dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna like
Speaker 1: ruin your job, like you can meet your quota for
Speaker 1: how many likes you get or whatever the fuck, but like,
Speaker 1: don't play with pay me Like.
Speaker 3: It's also just annoying because in my head, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: well now what, Like I don't think anybody's gonna see
Speaker 3: the comment in my comment section from fucking like Toys
Speaker 3: r Up.
Speaker 6: But it still gets like forty thousand likes. People like,
Speaker 6: oh my gosh, I can't believe that Burger King is commenting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and but it's literally because I guess I don't
Speaker 3: know they're like anything as an ad anything like just
Speaker 3: get out of the comments, get out of the comment
Speaker 3: I think, honestly, so just not making social media.
Speaker 2: I know you exist like.
Speaker 1: A rat does need the greatest. All publicity is good.
Speaker 1: Publicity moment was Gorilla Glue hair girl when she put
Speaker 1: that shit in her hair. I guarantee their stock prices
Speaker 1: rose by forty five percent, like in a minute, Like
Speaker 1: they're probably not a publicly traded company, but you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like that shifted things. Dude.
Speaker 3: I feel like we were talking about that like as
Speaker 3: a society for a year straight, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm still talking about it in my head.
Speaker 3: That is still and it has fully made such a
Speaker 3: debt in the culture that I feel like there were
Speaker 3: a lot of like hair glue companies and eyelash companies
Speaker 3: that changed their bottles and their labels because they didn't
Speaker 3: want anybody to get.
Speaker 2: It mixed up and like they can get something else.
Speaker 3: And also it cracks me up because I think the
Speaker 3: gel she was originally going for is literally a gel
Speaker 3: my dad used to use called like moscos or something Marilla.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's gorilla' sna but like.
Speaker 3: My dad used to call it moscos because that's like
Speaker 3: boogers and it's Gorilla's not.
Speaker 2: So in my head, I'm just.
Speaker 3: Like, why is that the gel she was using in
Speaker 3: the first place, Like it feels.
Speaker 1: Like she was just like in my head, I always
Speaker 1: imagined her like being like damn, I cheated the system,
Speaker 1: Like this shit is going to stay for a week's trade,
Speaker 1: Like oh, and I don't have to take it out,
Speaker 1: like don't have to do my hair every single day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is like I can't even get on her
Speaker 3: because that's the kind of stupid shit I used to do.
Speaker 3: And that's why my hair was fried all the fucking
Speaker 3: time because I would do dumb shit to my hair.
Speaker 3: Like I tried to do a straight perm on my
Speaker 3: hair after I bleached it once.
Speaker 1: The strings.
Speaker 3: I was like tired of the heat damage. Oh, I'll
Speaker 3: just like permit it. Literally, like I had chunks of
Speaker 3: hair rolling down my back.
Speaker 2: Which is insane. The thing about I used to just
Speaker 2: literally burn my hair off. My head did knock the time,
Speaker 2: Like it.
Speaker 1: Really did not. And that was pre K eighteen era.
Speaker 3: Oh that was pre everything that was Literally I remember
Speaker 3: you like wouldn't be able to get certain hair coloring
Speaker 3: things at the store without having a Sally license. Like
Speaker 3: there was like a bunch of there was no hair
Speaker 3: color removal that you could buy if you didn't have
Speaker 3: like a license or something.
Speaker 2: And I used to steal it. I sure did.
Speaker 3: I fucking stole it because they were just these slim
Speaker 3: lorel packets and I would just go and like slip
Speaker 3: one like into my like hoodie sleeve and then I
Speaker 3: would like buy the rest of my stuff.
Speaker 1: Che they weren't even expensive.
Speaker 2: They were I think they were like ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Bitch, just tell me that shit literally.
Speaker 2: Like so annoying.
Speaker 1: Why is it on the shelf, Like I don't give
Speaker 1: me started.
Speaker 3: I don't like Sally Beauty and guess what I feel
Speaker 3: like Sally Beauty fell off, Like nobody's going there anymore,
Speaker 3: Like wow, I've been to because.
Speaker 1: Nobody knew you because everything is locked up.
Speaker 2: Like, well, no, it's because we got Amazon.
Speaker 1: No, it's because you can't buy anything without a license.
Speaker 1: It's like behind a license. Yeah. Well something very um,
Speaker 1: very very something I need to do, very need that.
Speaker 1: There is a plane crash simulator in Melbourne, Australia, And.
Speaker 2: I did you, like practice how you were going to
Speaker 2: pronounce that?
Speaker 1: No, that's how you pronounce it, I know, but.
Speaker 6: Like that's how Australian people pronounce it.
Speaker 1: That's how you pronounce it.
Speaker 6: I feel like Americans say Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's wrong, and I'm right, okay, how would you practicing?
Speaker 1: How would you say Melbourne Melbourne? If you say Melbourne
Speaker 1: three times, a magpie comes out of the mirror and
Speaker 1: eat your eyeballs. Fuck Melbourne, bro fuck fuck.
Speaker 3: When you say it like that, it just sounds like
Speaker 3: a name though, like Melbourne Melbourne. Like what's not the
Speaker 3: accent Lowky?
Speaker 2: All those accents do kind of sound the same.
Speaker 1: You could. You could put four people in front of
Speaker 1: me that speak different dialects Australian, Irish, British and whatever.
Speaker 2: Fourth one a Irish accent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I like there's like a few actresses like uh,
Speaker 3: Sarsha Ronan, however you say her name, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ladybird, Like I love her accent.
Speaker 6: It's like show.
Speaker 2: I'm making it, like to something that's not.
Speaker 1: But there's that fucking plane crash simulator that I really
Speaker 1: need to experience. But it's one of those things where
Speaker 1: I'm like, do we really need this? Like this is
Speaker 1: like really like not okay, but.
Speaker 2: Like even from me, I'm like, that's pushing it. You're
Speaker 2: really pushing it because.
Speaker 1: Have you seen those trips?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: But I guess it's like what I said last week,
Speaker 3: like the Haunted house ship if you really.
Speaker 2: Think about it, like what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Like we're stimulating like being chased and hunted down by
Speaker 3: a d like a chainsaw, like you have fake blood
Speaker 3: smells and gut smells everywhere, like it really is freaky, dieky.
Speaker 1: Have you seen there's this like traveling like almost haunted
Speaker 1: house thing for churches, but it's like the rapture. It
Speaker 1: must be like deep South like Central America.
Speaker 3: Need to go to that because of anything like those
Speaker 3: mega church Christmas shows.
Speaker 1: Oh it's me the fuck. I know that shit looks lit.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry of pretending like I don't want to
Speaker 1: be there, but like that shit looks church.
Speaker 7: Really fucking sorry they brought the fireworks inside and Santas
Speaker 7: flang over.
Speaker 3: If I saw before I go in there, Bitch, I
Speaker 3: seriously think I will believe in magic.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm tired of pretending like that's not lit,
Speaker 1: like obviously, like it's not lit, like we know that,
Speaker 1: but like like, yeah it looks funny. Well, it's just.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm really fearmongered. And some of it
Speaker 3: is based in a reality for what the next year
Speaker 3: of life will look like. Oh, if I'm going out,
Speaker 3: I'm going out with a bang. I will be in
Speaker 3: spiritual psychosis. All of twenty twenty five is good.
Speaker 2: I mean having the dast time of my life. I'm
Speaker 2: going Easter.
Speaker 1: It's going yeah, movie, It's a movie on Easter.
Speaker 3: I'll be celebrating all the holidays this year because I
Speaker 3: feel like it's genuinely my last year to live.
Speaker 2: So what's the first holiday of the year.
Speaker 1: January sixth? The Insurrection Be There be Square. We're turning
Speaker 1: up y'all. Wait, hold on, no, that's on Christmas.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the Wicked sing along in the theaters.
Speaker 2: That'll be a movie.
Speaker 1: There is something else happening on Christmas. Let's just say it.
Speaker 1: Takeover a Christmas Day? Takeover by Moir.
Speaker 2: Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Something big is coming?
Speaker 6: Oh shit, really, that's gonna be crazy. That's the best
Speaker 6: Christmas present I remember.
Speaker 1: It's going to be really special. But those traveling raptures
Speaker 1: are like literally, like every.
Speaker 2: Time you say it, I'm like, what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you talking?
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. They set
Speaker 1: up a haunted house.
Speaker 2: Like I can grasp what a rapture really entails.
Speaker 1: It's like everybody that was good to God and God
Speaker 1: loves like gets sucked up into heaven and then everybody
Speaker 1: else He's not coming to my house.
Speaker 2: That's literally that TikTok is so funny we need to
Speaker 2: insert it.
Speaker 1: But they travel to these like churches in the middle
Speaker 1: of America like and set up like a haunted hay
Speaker 1: ride in like a haunted house, and you pay like
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars to go inside, and it simulates like the rapture,
Speaker 1: like it's like crashed. So it's like these.
Speaker 2: All but for like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And you're walking through exactly and there's like a there's
Speaker 1: literally there, there's a whole in the.
Speaker 2: Ground walking yeah, I'm paying to walk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then there's a hole in the ground where
Speaker 1: there's like a devil like grabbing scare actors and throwing
Speaker 1: them into hell. Like it's really really crazy, and it's
Speaker 1: it's the scariest. It literally is terrifying, and like if
Speaker 1: you are not mentally stable, like if you're kind of destabilizing,
Speaker 1: do not go to that because it will really really
Speaker 1: fuck you up because it's scary as fun. But did you.
Speaker 3: Also have those I'm just like, I think I have
Speaker 3: very existential and like scary, anxiety inducing thoughts.
Speaker 2: But at the end of it, it is not that
Speaker 2: fucking deep.
Speaker 1: It really is I'm gonna go, Like, am I do? I? Really?
Speaker 1: Do I have a choice?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like if I have a choice or not, like honestly, just.
Speaker 1: Also like hell seems like, I mean, Heaven's kind of
Speaker 1: seems like a prison to me because like you're just
Speaker 1: happy all the time, like you like that seems cooked
Speaker 1: and you're like trapped in like this.
Speaker 2: And they're not selling podcasts and.
Speaker 1: There's no weed. There's no weed, there's no oak. It's
Speaker 1: for me to do. Like it's really like actually cooked
Speaker 1: up there, Like I think pure euphoria twenty four to
Speaker 1: seven sounds like a genuine nightmare because like that's what
Speaker 1: heroin addicts go through and they literally all want to die.
Speaker 1: So anyways, have y'all seen the the other thing? Did
Speaker 1: y'all school do this where it was like a drunk
Speaker 1: driving accident and they brought out like crashed cars. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: in my school.
Speaker 6: I thought about that since it happened.
Speaker 1: Really trauma like inducing, like really really scary. But I
Speaker 1: was still drunk driving. What was that sound?
Speaker 6: Wait? What did you just say nothing before?
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't drunk driving. Oh I don't play with
Speaker 1: that shit like that shit's literally not.
Speaker 6: Funy They did it. They the girl was like covered.
Speaker 1: In blood like Carrie style.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they like carried her.
Speaker 1: Through did they have the jaws of life like cutting
Speaker 1: her out of the car?
Speaker 6: I don't remember that part. I just vividly remember the blood.
Speaker 3: Mmmm. And I wash y'all schools were like being freaky
Speaker 3: deaky as fuck with you.
Speaker 2: My school did not do that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: We did a foot shoot and I look really really
Speaker 1: fucking hot in it, and I can't talk about it,
Speaker 1: but just know I literally look good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We were like screen mirroring the pictures and we were
Speaker 2: both like we were, oh, we look good.
Speaker 1: Like I literally look good as shit in them. But
Speaker 1: the first shot of me of the day, they had
Speaker 1: me in these really really short shorts and I didn't
Speaker 1: think to wear boxer briefs. I wore Drew Max new boxers.
Speaker 1: Snow Pond. Literally, go check them out. I swear to god,
Speaker 1: I get like compliments in the locker room wearing these boxers.
Speaker 1: It's Snowpond co. Please go buy them all because they're
Speaker 1: so cute. I actually don't because I want them for myself.
Speaker 1: But I was wearing those boxers to the shoot and
Speaker 1: they're like boxer boxers are like baggy, and they had
Speaker 1: me in these short like shorts, and I sat down
Speaker 1: on the ground and ninety eight percent of the photos
Speaker 1: of me and poses of me were just vanished into
Speaker 1: thin air. So I'm pretty sure you could see my
Speaker 1: entire clocking balls in the photos. I'm not joking. And
Speaker 1: I need a text a photographer to see because like
Speaker 1: really like it might have been sinister. It might have
Speaker 1: been like really over for me. You're getting exposed, I know.
Speaker 7: I Actually that's funny because I got this random like
Speaker 7: drop box link, but and I thought it was somebody's
Speaker 7: like needle ball, like that got thrown in dirt, and like, no.
Speaker 1: That was my scrotom. Yeah that was Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: my scrotum. Ill scrotum.
Speaker 2: Oh that is so disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have balls. I have a wiener, actually I
Speaker 1: really do.
Speaker 2: That is so nasty, Like it really upsets.
Speaker 1: Me, Like I have a wiener in balls. Oh well,
Speaker 1: a dude got flown full paid trip, a fully paid
Speaker 1: trip to Antarctica. He was a flat earther, and flat
Speaker 1: earthers have.
Speaker 2: This idea that so it pays to be an m.
Speaker 1: No exactly, That's what I was saying. I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I think the Earth is flat, Like I don't think
Speaker 1: Hawaii is real, Like me out the Hawaii or whatever, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't give a buck, Like I don't, it's not real.
Speaker 1: But there was a dude that got flown out to antire.
Speaker 2: You are a crazy person.
Speaker 1: I don't think Bali is real. Fly me out. But
Speaker 1: there was. He's a flat earther, notorious flat earther like
Speaker 1: goes live on YouTube every single day talking about how
Speaker 1: the Earth is flat, and he got flown out by
Speaker 1: this dude to like go prove it to everyone that
Speaker 1: it was flat. And they have this idea that since
Speaker 1: the Earth is flat, the sun has to set in Antarctica,
Speaker 1: but technically there's like a twenty four hour sun in
Speaker 1: Antarka to Antarctica this time of the year, which completely
Speaker 1: disproves like flat earth theory. So this dude was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going out there. He flew all the way out there,
Speaker 1: got there and was live streaming the whole time, and
Speaker 1: he was like, well, guys, like, I mean, you watch
Speaker 1: this guy crumble, Like his entire life is dedicated to
Speaker 1: like proving that the Earth is flat. And there was
Speaker 1: a twenty four hour son, and he timed it and
Speaker 1: he was like, well, guys, like I'm a man, so
Speaker 1: I can admit when I'm wrong, but like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if the earth is flat, like there's a twenty
Speaker 1: four hour sun, like I tracked it all and like
Speaker 1: everybody in the comments was.
Speaker 5: Like, boo you you fucking chill like you I want
Speaker 5: to see the video because themagine it does look like
Speaker 5: the fucking moon landing video.
Speaker 1: Because then and then he was like everyone in the
Speaker 1: comments was like, it's a green screen. You're not actually there,
Speaker 1: it's a green screen. And then he brought out like
Speaker 1: green screen props and he was like, if I was
Speaker 1: standing in front of a green screen, this would be
Speaker 1: keyed out. But I'm not in front of a green screen.
Speaker 1: And he was like, it's a blue screen. He was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a blue jacket. Like literally, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? No, I'll find it.
Speaker 2: Stopped fucking playing with me.
Speaker 1: Twenty four hours sun flat? I mean also, Millie Bobby Brown,
Speaker 1: I think I'm a flat fa.
Speaker 9: Like, can you clarify is there a twenty four hour son?
Speaker 9: And whether or not you have seen yourself personally yet
Speaker 9: there is twenty four hour son and I have seen
Speaker 9: it personally, yes, So at this point, I've been here
Speaker 9: for over twenty four hours. The sun has not set.
Speaker 9: I've personally been here since four pm yesterday. The sun
Speaker 9: has not set. Not only has it not set, Bro,
Speaker 9: it's like it stays pretty high up in the sky. Now.
Speaker 9: The question is is it too high? That's the good question.
Speaker 9: Check the elevation angles. But it seems to bounce right
Speaker 9: around where it's supposed to, which is thirteen or thirty four?
Speaker 9: Or did they But as I can confirm one hundred percent,
Speaker 9: no questions asked where we are there is a twenty
Speaker 9: four hours so I knew instantly it was the real sun.
Speaker 9: I could fill it.
Speaker 1: They were trying to be like, it's not a real
Speaker 1: she is like losing it.
Speaker 2: There's something really sad about that.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 9: I'm extremely tired. I'm honestly ready for this twenty four
Speaker 9: I've already seen the sun in the sky for twenty
Speaker 9: four hours. We've been here for twenty four hours. It's
Speaker 9: gonna stay in the scot Brother like it's this, it's.
Speaker 2: She's not coming to my hand yet.
Speaker 6: I almost feel bad.
Speaker 1: It's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying, and it must feel crazy to.
Speaker 3: Like in my head, I try to understand the timeline
Speaker 3: of how you get so wrong and know so much
Speaker 3: about the wrong thing, And I'm like, it feels like
Speaker 3: power shock of knowing information nobody else knows that you
Speaker 3: get to go tell other people, so then you want
Speaker 3: to know as much about that information, so that when
Speaker 3: you tell people, you gag them and it's like, wow,
Speaker 3: you're actually really smart. I can't I've ever heard that. Whatever,
Speaker 3: And then it just goes so far where I feel
Speaker 3: like a lot of flat.
Speaker 2: Earthers and people who lie in those grounds.
Speaker 3: They do get to a point where they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I think I like, I think I'm on the wrong side,
Speaker 3: Like I actually don't think this is real anymore. But
Speaker 3: they're like, I need to double.
Speaker 1: Charlie because I've already gotten too Who Charlie.
Speaker 2: Kirk, the ugly guy from the video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a really tiny face and the teeth in
Speaker 1: the gums. Yeah, he's like loudly wrong and knows he's
Speaker 1: the one with a smile. It's just all rage bait
Speaker 1: at a certain point, like they just make money off
Speaker 1: of it. But you like this guy, I think wholeheartedly
Speaker 1: like believed it, and it wasn't like rage bait. It
Speaker 1: wasn't about making money. I mean he that was his
Speaker 1: job was being a flat earther, and he was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna prove everybody wrong. And he flew out there
Speaker 1: and lost his job, his livelihood, and watched everything he's
Speaker 1: been researching.
Speaker 2: He starts to feel like a like a new era,
Speaker 2: like gambling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh, watch, watch, watch when it
Speaker 3: comes out that I'm right, all of y'all will be
Speaker 3: so bad and I'm willing to stand you forever.
Speaker 6: True. Don't you always say that the there's like definitely
Speaker 6: no guy that looks like the Internet or inside out Dad.
Speaker 6: You're always like, there's definitely no way that that exists. Yeah,
Speaker 6: So just saying in case somebody wants to why, no,
Speaker 6: no crew's an inside out Dad Denier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're an dad, if you look like him,
Speaker 1: prove me fucking wrong by coming into my fucking bed
Speaker 1: and coming over and over and over to my bed.
Speaker 2: Control yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I think Tiny Desk is so fucking awesome, and they have.
Speaker 3: Fully replaced because there was a time where it was
Speaker 3: really hard to find live albums and like live recordings
Speaker 3: that were cool and interesting for artists because that had
Speaker 3: kind of faded out. I feel like after vhs is
Speaker 3: and DVDs, that whole era of things faded out, and
Speaker 3: we still got documentaries about musicians, but just like a
Speaker 3: good live recorded album. And I love Tiny Desk because
Speaker 3: it makes artists. It almost sets these grounds of like
Speaker 3: artists want to go in there and do a really
Speaker 3: good live sex so that can be almost like a
Speaker 3: fully new rendition of their album. And that is so cool.
Speaker 3: And I wish I came up with Tiny DEAs because
Speaker 3: it's so awesome.
Speaker 1: Like the Doch Desk.
Speaker 3: The Dochi one is like so so good, it's so fun,
Speaker 3: Like I've been listening to that one over the album.
Speaker 3: And also I decided, I don't know that it's a
Speaker 3: bad thing to say that you like someone hearing them
Speaker 3: live rather than their album, Like do you think that's
Speaker 3: a mean thing to say? I feel like I've had
Speaker 3: artists friends who get offended by that because they're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? But I'm like, to me, that's such
Speaker 3: a high compliment. But again, I don't make music. But
Speaker 3: if I I can love your album, but if I
Speaker 3: see it live, I'm just gonna be like, Wow, this
Speaker 3: is so good that I want to listen to.
Speaker 2: The album more.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: But I feel like I've had someone in my life
Speaker 3: one time be like that's so offensive, and I was like, my.
Speaker 1: Bad, my bad, Eh.
Speaker 3: Drew sayah illah, that is like really gross.
Speaker 2: That is like.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I also have no desire to
Speaker 1: hurt my gay followers. I am not gay, and even
Speaker 1: if I decide to try, at best, I would be bisexual.
Speaker 1: Just keeping it real, guys love you if they talk
Speaker 1: behind your back art, that's a good one. My dig
Speaker 1: has led me to places I wouldn't even go with
Speaker 1: a gun, and then it's a silent hill picture.
Speaker 2: That one is so good.
Speaker 1: Girls nowadays be like I got five kids, Brayden, Hayden, Jayden, Cayden,
Speaker 1: and Zaden. I'd be like, well, damn Okayden.
Speaker 2: Bo okay.
Speaker 1: Imagine having sex in the nineteenth century. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you spend fifteen minutes unbuttoning six hundred and fifty buttons
Speaker 1: only to get a kouochie that hasn't been washed since
Speaker 1: last week's river bath. That was a tweet from freelance Trash.
Speaker 1: I'm done with crystals. I need a gun. No, really,
Speaker 1: like those all came from Anna Winter. Ye oh wait,
Speaker 1: oh cool.
Speaker 2: This has been out of focus for I don't know
Speaker 2: how long.
Speaker 1: No, it racks focuses. It's broken now it's been cho.
Speaker 2: That was scary.
Speaker 3: Umm.
Speaker 1: You ever walked by a bush and just pull a
Speaker 1: leaf off of it?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: And then we'll just we'll just insert this meme because
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: and not enough people are talking about it. And also
Speaker 1: this one Quondll Dingle. Do you know where Kwondell Dingle
Speaker 1: came from?
Speaker 2: No, I have no idea what that is.
Speaker 1: Like picture Kwondell Dingle. It was someone's like username for
Speaker 1: their Microsoft computer and someone posted it on Instagram and said,
Speaker 1: who the fuck's goofy ass name is this? Bruh? And
Speaker 1: his name was Kwondale Dingle, and then it became Kwondale
Speaker 1: Dingle from like.
Speaker 2: The I always thought.
Speaker 1: Dingle's so cooked, Like, how did that happen?
Speaker 2: We're like done, We're done, Josie. Can you show me
Speaker 2: that one video of the guy playing guitar on the bus?
Speaker 1: My ass dead ass thought that was what Apple testing was?
Speaker 1: Is that not so red was.
Speaker 2: Like until I saw this photo, I still thought that
Speaker 2: was what it was like.
Speaker 1: I s was like, yeah, that's what they do, this one,
Speaker 1: this one that to me, it's wait the honking of
Speaker 1: the Lords that tell me and set all.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me? Like I love cameras.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy here, like.
Speaker 2: Imagine like the thing I'm wearing.
Speaker 7: But like the person who owned this originally they were
Speaker 7: bored ass fun I.
Speaker 2: Never saw though, They've never seen a screen, and I'm
Speaker 2: so happy.
Speaker 3: I guess like, actually, this episode has brought me my
Speaker 3: Christmas joy.
Speaker 2: And I want a new iPad.
Speaker 1: Really you have a good ass iPad that I got you?
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, yeah no, But I also want to box one.
Speaker 1: I know, like I literally I'm not If.
Speaker 3: You wanted to get me a box and let me
Speaker 3: box it and reset it, I'd be like, like that's
Speaker 3: something fun.
Speaker 1: It is something so special about opening an Apple product
Speaker 1: on Christmas that like not enough people are talking about.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like it has the same sentiment before oh.
Speaker 1: A twenty fourteen sixteen like that era opening a MacBook.
Speaker 2: Like opening an iPod touch and it was the color
Speaker 2: you wanted.
Speaker 1: La la la la that's what this sounds like, this set.
Speaker 1: La la la La la the girl.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I can't do that Gilmore girls, La la ding
Speaker 10: ding ding dingla.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 6: I think it's like when they transition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is very feist coded. It's very fast,
Speaker 1: like one oh.
Speaker 3: One, two three four each, like another song from that
Speaker 3: album from them.
Speaker 1: Well, Happy holidays. The Liberals made it problematic to say,
Speaker 1: Mary Christmas, Mary fucking Christmas. Shout out, y'all.
Speaker 3: Thanks for you guys so much for I keep feeling
Speaker 3: like it's the end of the year episode, and I
Speaker 3: think it's because we put so much like little like
Speaker 3: cute work into the set. It felt like a bigger
Speaker 3: deal because for me, New Year's is a bigger of
Speaker 3: a gag, like that's a crazy gag, like time is changing,
Speaker 3: like literally times are actually it's changing in a big way.
Speaker 2: And Christmas is just like, okay.
Speaker 1: Something major and special coming for New Year's though, I know.
Speaker 3: So, I think I'm just so excited for the New
Speaker 3: Year's one. And I'll be sappy in that. I'll hold
Speaker 3: my tongue for now.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be SAPPI in that be Oh yeah, well
Speaker 1: we'll cry on that one. Wait, they've never seen me cry?
Speaker 1: Have they seen me cry?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I cried it like talking about Madeline how much? And
Speaker 1: now she was like pregnant and shit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Luna, baby baby Luna today.
Speaker 6: Who know?
Speaker 1: She facetimes us like almost every single day. She's obsessed
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: She's starting to like me. She could say my name.
Speaker 1: Now, Ya like had her hood on or some shit,
Speaker 1: and Luna was like terrified of her. And then Enya
Speaker 1: let her hair down, and Luna was like.
Speaker 3: And yeah, so I guess without my fucking hair, I
Speaker 3: look like a scary man who's about to steal Drew's phone.
Speaker 1: And she knows like Mama, dad, dad go together, Pop
Speaker 1: and GG go together, and Ya and Drew go together.
Speaker 1: She's like, do an India, dude.
Speaker 2: For the first time, I think after seeing those photos.
Speaker 2: It was after we did that shoot.
Speaker 3: I was sitting with Drew and I realized I always
Speaker 3: found it so funny when people asked us like if
Speaker 3: we were Oh.
Speaker 2: It was after that guy asked us if we're gonna
Speaker 2: have kid Like somebody asked us we were gonna have kids?
Speaker 3: And I was like what, Like I was so confused
Speaker 3: by that question, and I forget that people really do
Speaker 3: perceive us as just like an attractive couple together. Like
Speaker 3: when we're together and we're out in the world, people
Speaker 3: just think we're a couple. So of course Luna, like
Speaker 3: in Luna's head, I literally am her mama, And you know,
Speaker 3: we should like, okay, think about this, that we should
Speaker 3: never like, let Luna stop believing that we're together. And
Speaker 3: then one day I'll just show up with my partner
Speaker 3: and you show up with yours and we're both like
Speaker 3: with somebody girlfriend, play that people, okay, sorry, your girlfriend, yeah,
Speaker 3: Gail friends, my girlfriend, your guil friends. And then we
Speaker 3: kiss our like actual partners and scare Luna and make
Speaker 3: her think that we're cheaters. Yeah, that's just the kind
Speaker 3: of things I think about when I think about raising
Speaker 3: your kids.
Speaker 1: It's like, can I really know when I raise a kid,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell it for twelve thousand dollars and a
Speaker 1: bag of heroin. No, I'm going to put it in
Speaker 1: a spherical dome and put it in like a cage
Speaker 1: with either a bunch of apes or ringutangs or tigers,
Speaker 1: and the animals are gonna like bring it in or
Speaker 1: alone and make it raise itself like it can like
Speaker 1: we'll feed it and shit, but it like the food
Speaker 1: will just appear and see, like what language it develops?
Speaker 3: Well, technically, wouldn't it be better to even just like
Speaker 3: not give it food and just like plant food for
Speaker 3: it to learn how to grab.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it's like an infant. It's not like
Speaker 1: a giraffe that like comes out like fully born. You
Speaker 1: have to like feed it boo milk and shit.
Speaker 2: Dude, I just don't think I'm gonna have kids. Like
Speaker 2: that's just not It's not in my cars.
Speaker 1: I'm having kids as fuck, and you're gonna be my surrogate.
Speaker 1: You carrying my kid artificially though she's not coming in
Speaker 1: my house. It's not coming at my temple.
Speaker 2: She's not coming to my house.
Speaker 6: Oh I thought you were. Oh I was going to
Speaker 6: say that was probably so smart. I was what the
Speaker 6: fuck I was going to say. You know, drafts come
Speaker 6: out and they can walk and they can navigate the world.
Speaker 6: But humans take like years, but we end up being
Speaker 6: super smart and we build rocket rocket ships and stuff.
Speaker 6: So if you're having trouble in life and you're like, oh,
Speaker 6: I don't know, you know, things aren't really working out yet. Well,
Speaker 6: the most intelligent species on this planet can't even walk
Speaker 6: until they're like six, so some of us just take
Speaker 6: a little bit longer, but we achieve greatness at the
Speaker 6: end of the day.
Speaker 2: That's like, that's like you because you're like fifty not fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I see that.
Speaker 1: That was beautiful, So that actually was it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Have you heard did someone say that to you?
Speaker 6: No, that was just an inspiring thing that I came
Speaker 6: up with.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Do you want to hear something.
Speaker 6: No, I'm swear to God.
Speaker 1: You mean, what does that mean? You'll have a little
Speaker 1: too good? Like like ew.
Speaker 2: Okay, d one level.
Speaker 1: Too much?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 3: I hope everyone has happy holidays, whatever you celebrate. I
Speaker 3: hope you get to be with your family or your chosen.
Speaker 1: Family because or no family, because you're a fucking loser.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Yeah, that's why Drew's not Drew saying here for christ.
Speaker 1: Nobody disowned me. Fuck Bridy and slid.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 1: No, thank you, enjoy your holidays, peace and lives.
Speaker 2: Any sh