WEBVTT - she's not coming to my house

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, just me today. Nya's feeling a little sick

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<v Speaker 1>under the weather. She's not feeling good. Oh, there she is.

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<v Speaker 2>I it's it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that I'm sick. I just I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to do Christmas this year.

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<v Speaker 1>So, oh so you're a screw a. Yeah, you're screwed.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm screwged up. I'm screwged up and I'm ready to

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<v Speaker 3>get wicked. Also, this is about to blow up the house.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like this candle that's only meant to be sitting

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<v Speaker 3>down and not actually carried around. And also earlier that,

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<v Speaker 3>like today, I was convinced we had a ghastleak. But

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<v Speaker 3>the because there's been all those like explosions and nothing

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<v Speaker 3>at that ski resort.

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<v Speaker 4>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you see the carbon monoxide poisoning in Virginia

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<v Speaker 1>or Georgia? Yeah, yeah, twelve people.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Georgia the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I was.

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<v Speaker 4>Like horners at a ski resort in Georgia, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Sea mountains in Georgia, Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to get this, take it, take it, take it, Josie.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I already blew it out hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, have you like what I never? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a pan.

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<v Speaker 1>He's scared of this pussy. He's scared me to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you to me talking about you?

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<v Speaker 3>You to me when I'm on my period and I

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<v Speaker 3>use the bathroom and I tell you not to go

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<v Speaker 3>in there yet.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>One thing about me is I will blow the bathroom

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<v Speaker 3>up and literally get terrified at anybody who walks by

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm like, are you going in there?

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't go in I know. She's literally like every

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<v Speaker 1>time like she does that, She's like, don't go in there,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go in there, And I'm like, Babe, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go in there. Want to smell what you had cooking?

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<v Speaker 3>Low Ki At this point, I like, was it today?

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<v Speaker 3>At some point today? You took a big fucking doodoo

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<v Speaker 3>while my vape was in the bathroom, and you were like,

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<v Speaker 3>you're lucky I moved it like away from the toilet

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<v Speaker 3>before I blew this shit up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was two days ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally just went in there the second you walked out,

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<v Speaker 3>because I was like, what am I gonna like smell

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<v Speaker 3>his poop?

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<v Speaker 1>Poop?

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<v Speaker 2>Gives a fuck? I want my fucking vape.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I take silent shits, I don't. My poop never

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<v Speaker 1>smells je poop doesn't smell at all, like legitimately it does. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>But for some reason that doesn't sound like a healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good because where's that gas going.

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<v Speaker 1>It's re uh seeping back into my bloodstream. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>not talking about shit again because we always talk about ship.

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<v Speaker 3>But they was like this year for the podcast has

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<v Speaker 3>been the grossest because of all your stomach ishes.

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<v Speaker 1>The poop year, the poop year. Aliens flopped. They flopped

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<v Speaker 1>as fuck. I'm not even kidding. They like are in

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<v Speaker 1>their flop arc. They took way too fucking long to

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<v Speaker 1>reveal themselves. We waiting since twenty the drone. I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>that just in general, I've been thinking about it, like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck, Like I really don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't make me care. These silly fucking drones in

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey. No one gives a fuck. Like they're looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>Nar way joining my side because I'm like, literally okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And if they are there, like it's been long.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be gagged when they come because they will be revealed.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just saying they're flopping right now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I fear what they do. I'm gonna like fake,

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<v Speaker 2>not give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, okay, aliens, The Aliens flop era is

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<v Speaker 3>low key serving.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe in aliens.

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<v Speaker 1>Still, did you hear gay Wig ran for pleasant president?

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<v Speaker 1>Gay Wig ran for president and they're in their flop era.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's gay Wig?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone clocked gay wigs.

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<v Speaker 5>Tea noted, No, Josie was showing me his fucking likes

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<v Speaker 5>and it was greening me out because I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe we live under surveillance society and I

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<v Speaker 5>don't give a fuck because the amount of videos I

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<v Speaker 5>get people like.

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<v Speaker 2>Falling, being weird, being crazy, like take it all, like

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<v Speaker 2>keep all the data as long as I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Once that ends, yeah, once my cat video stream ends,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's cooked, like cause I really like once every month.

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<v Speaker 1>I just need to like recentralize myself and like restabilize

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<v Speaker 1>my emotions. And I just interact with every single cat

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<v Speaker 1>video I see on my feed, and I get little

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<v Speaker 1>baby cute little kittens. And also something that's not talked

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<v Speaker 1>about enough is that cats with their butthole, stinky fucking tuna,

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<v Speaker 1>nasty fucking fish breath, lick themselves clean, and they smell

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking roses.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they smell so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, when a zul opens his mouth near me, brah,

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<v Speaker 3>it literally like sing you my fucking eye like that,

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<v Speaker 3>and it makes me sometimes it stinks bad enough that

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<v Speaker 3>I get him off me, Like even if he's being cute,

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<v Speaker 3>don't put your mouth in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't drop that dunt that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, why you're doing so many like references from.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, I don't know, they're just coming out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't stop coming. The memes just really can't

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<v Speaker 1>stop coming, like noted frog sipping tmoji.

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<v Speaker 2>No, wait, what were you saying yesterday? Wait? Yesterday you

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<v Speaker 2>kept repeating one that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like making me crack up another satisfied customer. Wait, insert

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<v Speaker 1>that meme. Kay, that's like my favorite fucking picture ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I'm not gonna oh, never mind. Mind.

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<v Speaker 3>You said a name and that's what it was. You said,

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<v Speaker 3>like an old name that I had heard you say

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<v Speaker 3>in a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, whisper it, Lauren Giraldo. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren Giraldo. But it was referencing who Camilla Cabello. We

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about that Lemon song, but weren't they a

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<v Speaker 1>man together? Fire, Like Lauren Giraldo and fucking Camilla Cabeo

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<v Speaker 1>were in Five Sauce together.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait wait wait, because now I think we are thinking

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<v Speaker 3>of even more different people, because I was thinking of

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<v Speaker 3>the girl who lives in Miami who got pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait Laura Giraldo. Is that not her name?

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<v Speaker 1>That is a girl's name, But Lauren Giraldo is also

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<v Speaker 1>in Five saus what's on? It's like Vibe Vibe girl.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like some shit like oh the fifth Harmony.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifth Harmony Lauren.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, dude, Like I think our generation was

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<v Speaker 4>gonna have earlier on say Waitamentia.

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<v Speaker 3>Because there's too much ship we consume on a day

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<v Speaker 3>to day basis to remember.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, see that's still not Lauren Giraldo.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch, how do you say that? Luca Guadalajara.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did you see the clip of him talking about

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<v Speaker 2>call me by your Name? About the nut scene?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I need to play this because it literally is cracking

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<v Speaker 2>me up.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, damn, I love artists because y'all are

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<v Speaker 3>just fucking weird as fuck, because the tone of this

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<v Speaker 3>sentence when we.

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<v Speaker 8>Were doing called me by your name, and Eliot is

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<v Speaker 8>as masturbated on the pitch. Then he has falling as

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<v Speaker 8>fallen asleep, and then Oliver shows up and they have

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<v Speaker 8>this moment of conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit salacious. Oliver eats the pitch.

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<v Speaker 8>With the coump. It seems to be another heightened moment

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<v Speaker 8>of sex, and then eventually the both of them confessed

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<v Speaker 8>each other that they are really desperate at their perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>That but yeah, he like he's so just nonchalantly talking

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<v Speaker 1>about like the most infamous scene in modern movie.

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<v Speaker 3>History, but not even that, like this, I think that

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<v Speaker 3>movie and like that scene.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually think, if you really think about it, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Such an interesting way to show like sexual tension between

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<v Speaker 3>two characters.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know if I would ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Be able to do with it on the peach and

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<v Speaker 1>then nuts in the bath water drinks like like what

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<v Speaker 1>if you what if you did that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like okay, the bath water ship, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Enough time, salt burn sucked, dick and ball hit enough time.

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<v Speaker 3>I never saw all aren't fucking with Barry Keyogan right now,

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<v Speaker 3>like nasty ill ill ill man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that movie sucked.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually so on Sabrina Bina like us imagining us

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<v Speaker 4>doing like a pop culture podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So then Barry Keyogan cheated on Sabrina Carpenter. Oh my god, right, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>saw burn sug Dick and Balls. Don't give a fuck

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<v Speaker 1>about that movie. Never saw it, so I really can't talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I think everybody we know didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>So now it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Barbie flopped, Like Barbie sucked, like I never saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>Either Harry Potter or the whole series sucks. Never say that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Too far that Harry Potter is actually fucking disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like you're in Harry Potter right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh their swag was superio.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, you kind of look like Dumbledore a little

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<v Speaker 6>bit with the with the hat.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like Dobby. Bit you give Dobby? I lo

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<v Speaker 1>he do feel like you give job.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the Hut.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually feel like Dobby when I get out of

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<v Speaker 3>the soda and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, job at Ya's so job at the Hut? Coded.

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<v Speaker 3>I almost said something that if like the public heard

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<v Speaker 3>me say it, it would say so much about my person.

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<v Speaker 1>Hud say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, actually I think I've said it on the podcast before.

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<v Speaker 2>That that freaky ass scene with Joba the Hut and

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<v Speaker 2>Princess Lana. I was like, damn, this is freaky. As

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<v Speaker 2>a kid, I was like, wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like you were into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, are they gonna fuck? She's being

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<v Speaker 2>really sexy?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Wait scene when like I haven't seen Star.

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<v Speaker 3>Wars dance and I was like, as a kid, I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, is she gonna get naked?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what is she about to do? I thought this

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<v Speaker 2>was Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the gold bikini scene. Yes, this is literally you like, actually.

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<v Speaker 5>This is not the back seat in certain sat photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Next the job of the Hut photo because that's literally twin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's twin right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did you see this though? That's my life?

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<v Speaker 1>Better not do me? Wait, that was actually kind of impressible.

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<v Speaker 1>That was kind of good And I can't follow.

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<v Speaker 2>You up because my throat is so dry.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Siah, he said it was really, really, really good.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it was like basically better than he could

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<v Speaker 1>ever do.

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<v Speaker 2>Josiah, who's like songs from Wicked? Do you think you

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<v Speaker 2>could sing easier?

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<v Speaker 3>What Cynthia does or Oriana Arianna.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fuck, I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>I I wish I could watch Wicked in my house already.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's actually kind of pissing me off that it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, I was just making sure I have this

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<v Speaker 1>big hole.

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<v Speaker 6>E Drew, I saw your asshole for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll blur, but that you're actually well, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually are so sustainable for this.

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<v Speaker 6>Really was that my Christmas present?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you get your Christmas present a little later and

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<v Speaker 1>in you two.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want one.

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<v Speaker 1>I want that ship coming house. She is not coming

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<v Speaker 1>to my house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our new thing. She's not coming to He's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not coming to my eyes. It's shoddy. They talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Ashley Trevino.

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<v Speaker 2>He's getting me an Airbnb. If not, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>saying at Shaddy Bay's house.

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<v Speaker 5>She's not coming to my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Not coming to my.

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<v Speaker 2>House somebody I'm not that close to coming to my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of feels like a hosted situation.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really really like it is navigating such scary territory.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like people who just invite people to hang

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<v Speaker 3>out for the first time to their house directly.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like something like nasty is gonna happen like

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<v Speaker 1>literally though, like I don't know, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Something food, like someone's gonna have sex.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or just like spooky vibes like creepy energy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, well that's the difference too.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say if like, if it's somebody who I

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<v Speaker 3>find attractive, oh, I'll invite them over, like if that's

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm looking.

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<v Speaker 1>For, like coming through to my house to house.

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<v Speaker 2>If not, if it's just a friend, I'm like, she's

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<v Speaker 2>not coming to mie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh bitch. You know what we've been saying way too much?

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<v Speaker 1>Just vote, just fucking Then I realized there's like so

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<v Speaker 1>many ways to say it, like the word bitch. You

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<v Speaker 1>can be like you fucking bitch, or you can be

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<v Speaker 1>like bitch, like yeah, bitch, what the fuck? Like literally

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<v Speaker 1>so many different ways, and it's just all the inflection.

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<v Speaker 1>You can say just vote the same way like just vote,

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<v Speaker 1>like just vote, or you can say just vote, damn.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you can even bring it lower and be like

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<v Speaker 3>just vote, just like, just vote. I feel like both

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<v Speaker 3>of us when we do that, just vote.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you could do that with like any word

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<v Speaker 1>like just vogue to fucking just to adult idiots. Babe,

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<v Speaker 1>good babe, wow.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean yeah, we just went over annunciation basically, so

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<v Speaker 3>somebody out there learned something.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody was like, my eyes are open.

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<v Speaker 3>You could say things so many different ways, like well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like Drew because he's gay.

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<v Speaker 1>What Like I could say I don't like you because

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<v Speaker 1>you're a fat fucking monster, yucky fat one. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you job Jaba.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be down for.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say I'd be down for the nickname Jaba, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Just just literally just well, TikTok is getting banned. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of starting to piss me off because y'all

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<v Speaker 1>are acting like I'm gonna let that happen, Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>just not happening. If I'm in the you're gonna stop that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying it's not gonna happen, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>my way.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you saying that the way you say big things

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<v Speaker 3>are coming or like, well, no, big things are always coming,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, things are things are always happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, big things just can't stop coming. Big things just

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<v Speaker 1>can stay keep going.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, TikTok is getting banned as fuck, and like, actually

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it really is. I was just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like have a moment where I was like, it's getting banned,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like literally not like I I will put

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<v Speaker 1>a million dollars on it that it won't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just don't believe it will.

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<v Speaker 3>But then in this like chance that it does get banned,

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<v Speaker 3>all I think about is I remember I thought I

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<v Speaker 3>was the end of the world when like vine was

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<v Speaker 3>dying down, and even before TikTok popped off, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like Twitter was starting to die down and people were

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<v Speaker 3>moving to ig and ig was starting the plateau, and

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<v Speaker 3>then TikTok blew up. So I feel like there will

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<v Speaker 3>be something else, And that's what I'm interested in, is

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<v Speaker 3>like how many stinky, nasty, fucking wealth hoarding motherfuckers are.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I have no idea, Like here's the new thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we're gonna start seeing bitches post paid

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<v Speaker 2>con that's gonna make mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm posting on my new app like Instagram. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you did it best, Like I take back everything I

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<v Speaker 1>ever said talking about you stealing everything from every other

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<v Speaker 1>fucking yeah and ever they did it the best, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired, Like TikTok cannot integrate.

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<v Speaker 3>Feathers Snapchat, You're not cutting it. No, Snapchat is fucking gross.

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<v Speaker 3>How thats scary to be?

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<v Speaker 1>My opinion will change if Snapchat starts fucking paying me.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't you've never you don't even have that app

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<v Speaker 3>on your phone right now, But that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure, I think that reels need to chill because I

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<v Speaker 6>swear I see like borderline gore videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I see people die on reels, like literally

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<v Speaker 1>every single.

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<v Speaker 6>They want to use.

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<v Speaker 3>Reels are scary because only the men I know say

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<v Speaker 3>that ship all of the girls I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had a really the algorithm thing because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't interact with any of them. I'll be scrolling and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see someone get run over and scroll by really quickly,

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<v Speaker 1>but I still get fed them. But I think it

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<v Speaker 1>just like knows that like men are more likely to

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<v Speaker 1>consume like gore content because like men are evil, like

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<v Speaker 1>and it's really barbaric and it's like blood memories. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like let's go to war and kill people like like

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<v Speaker 1>epigenetic like for real, Like it's fucking creepy.

0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Like everyone is so fucking bored.

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<v Speaker 3>But like if they do get rid of it, I

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<v Speaker 3>think something new will like replace it, and also I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of think it might be good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it'll like for my anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be net positive for everyone's psyche. But I am

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<v Speaker 1>really worried about like the businesses on AirLand.

0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm worried about the businesses. And also like it has done.

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<v Speaker 3>It's come with a lot of negatives, but it has

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<v Speaker 3>shifted so much and it is I mean I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like that's why, duh, they want to get rid of it,

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<v Speaker 3>because like.

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<v Speaker 1>There's too many conversations that have being had that they

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be had.

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<v Speaker 3>But they're like, do we really need to fight for this?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I get your data from everything else, like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a data golden mind baby. But yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let that as you happen, Like just wait.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you noticed when you're on TikTok and then you

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<v Speaker 6>don't look at the screen, it runs an ad because

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<v Speaker 6>like if you're away from your phone, that'll run an

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<v Speaker 6>ad because you can't skip it. Have you ever had

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<v Speaker 6>that happen?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's yeah, I know. They play ads at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of videos now.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes really whenever I'm like watching something and I put

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<v Speaker 6>it down to like wash dishes, it'll play an ad.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you wash dishes? Yeah, of course that's what girls

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<v Speaker 1>are for, bab.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I think men should be doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, okay, Like, she's not gonna have sex with you, bro?

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<v Speaker 6>Is she really not?

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<v Speaker 1>Really? Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Like weird ass? When you just shift in your voice,

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<v Speaker 2>was like, she's really.

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<v Speaker 1>Brody, bro, she really is not gonna bang you.

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<v Speaker 5>Bro?

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<v Speaker 7>Y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw someone.

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<v Speaker 6>Do y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when people were writing Harambe in president, Like people

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<v Speaker 1>really did that? Like, no, we did that, you did that? No,

0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:36.400
<v Speaker 1>people wrote Harambe in for presidency, which is like, actually

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<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy, first of all, but then I've been seeing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of conversation around Harambe recently. That's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting into it. Let me get into it. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>someone say something that absolutely shook my shook me to

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<v Speaker 1>my core and blew my mind. And I pray it's

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<v Speaker 1>a reality very soon in the next four years. But

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<v Speaker 1>I saw someone saying that soon one day on the internet,

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<v Speaker 1>we will see a video saying the time I fell

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<v Speaker 1>into a gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. Story time, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>a story time from the kid that killed Harambe. Bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>The mobs that will come out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well the kid didn't kill Harambe like he did.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he fell into the fucking enclosure. It's on him

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<v Speaker 1>the butt.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I'm like.

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<v Speaker 6>That kid's what like seven, though or eight?

0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:35.040
<v Speaker 3>In my head in the video he's literally like this small.

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<v Speaker 2>No he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like being drivelay. That's actually the funniest thing

0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to ever happen on the internet. Like him being dragged by.

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<v Speaker 2>Her so fucked up, Like was he injured? After that?

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<v Speaker 2>I almost feel like we shouldn't been talking.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the kid was fine. The monk, like the gorilla

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<v Speaker 1>died like that's the team.

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<v Speaker 6>It was almost ten years ago. No way, Yeah, this

0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:57.320
<v Speaker 6>person could technically make the videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Be twelve or thirteen.

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<v Speaker 6>No, he has to be like May twenty eighth, the

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<v Speaker 6>day after my birthday in twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wait, you were forty eight back then.

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<v Speaker 6>No, No, ten years ago, I was probably like eleven.

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<v Speaker 6>I was probably around eve.

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<v Speaker 1>The kid, yeah, I think he was two. He looked

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<v Speaker 1>like a two year looks like a two year. So

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<v Speaker 1>he was fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just literally laughing because I have such like

0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:29.280
<v Speaker 3>cognitive dissonance because of so many of these things, Like

0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:30.760
<v Speaker 3>in my head, it is a meme and it's not

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<v Speaker 3>real at this point, like it is surpassed being anybody involved.

0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Like the kid who kicked that Krispy Kreme sign back

0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:39.560
<v Speaker 2>at it again at Krispy Kreme.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the I looked in to see what happened after,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's really no like conversation about what happened after,

0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:49.399
<v Speaker 3>and there's no way to track that kid down.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, that person's just a lot.

0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:57.680
<v Speaker 1>That's literally my favorite People video of all time, and

0:20:57.720 --> 0:20:59.680
<v Speaker 1>that is literally something I think about all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>like what was the aftermath? Like did he go to jail?

0:21:02.720 --> 0:21:04.639
<v Speaker 1>Like did they put the sign back up? And just

0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:08.359
<v Speaker 1>like no questions asked, just like keep moving because like really,

0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 1>what fucking happened? But ah do that video is so good,

0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:14.880
<v Speaker 1>but there's so many things like that, like what happened after?

0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:18.840
<v Speaker 1>That's how literally that's how sequel should be. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>tired of these sequels like coming up with new fucking

0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:25.159
<v Speaker 1>bunk ass stories like no, like I want to see

0:21:25.200 --> 0:21:28.240
<v Speaker 1>like the happy ending continued, Like I want to see

0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:31.960
<v Speaker 1>them like Monsters Inc. Like I want Monsters Ink too.

0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:35.520
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Monsters Inc. Is the greatest movie I've.

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<v Speaker 2>All because Monsters University.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is there Monsters Inc.

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<v Speaker 3>Two?

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<v Speaker 1>I think really, if there's not, that's a Mendela effect.

0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:45.400
<v Speaker 1>But there is Monsters University. For sure.

0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:47.680
<v Speaker 6>There's a sex. That's how I remember that. There's a

0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:48.240
<v Speaker 6>second one.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way that passed, like even at that time.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyways, No, okay, I was right.

0:21:58.160 --> 0:22:01.479
<v Speaker 2>There is no Monsters Inc. Two, Monsters Ink and then

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<v Speaker 2>Monsters Universe.

0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:05.040
<v Speaker 1>But that's what I'm saying. I need, Like I saw,

0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:10.720
<v Speaker 1>I watched Monsters Ink two times in three days. It's

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<v Speaker 1>literally one. It's a master won't blue one is kind

0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:20.960
<v Speaker 1>of no, he's literally the hottest. He's literally swy, is

0:22:21.040 --> 0:22:23.360
<v Speaker 1>hot as fuck, like I don't give a fuck like

0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:28.439
<v Speaker 1>he's been Are there any cosplayers? Is Sully? We're looking

0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:29.600
<v Speaker 1>this up right now?

0:22:29.920 --> 0:22:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Well no, like I don't need to see a man

0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:34.240
<v Speaker 2>acting like that, like that's pushing it.

0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, he eats.

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<v Speaker 4>I almost feel like we can't put that in because

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<v Speaker 4>he laughed at me the way I just laughed at

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<v Speaker 4>that man, Like this is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I would boo, I would be a green I would

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<v Speaker 1>if I was green.

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<v Speaker 3>I would I ordered like all the little decorations and stuff.

0:23:12.119 --> 0:23:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I gotta finish talking about monster sinc. So I think

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<v Speaker 1>movie sequels should be the happy ending because I also

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<v Speaker 1>watched Lelo and Stitch, another masterpiece. But oh god, I'm

0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:27.199
<v Speaker 1>like literally about to start crying thinking about the final scene,

0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:30.240
<v Speaker 1>like the final five minutes of Monsters Ink when Boo

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<v Speaker 1>is in the room and like she's like kitty and

0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:35.000
<v Speaker 1>she runs back to the door and swings it open

0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 1>and the door is no.

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<v Speaker 2>Toy Story two basically did.

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:41.479
<v Speaker 1>This Toy Story two. Fucking Toy Story two is the

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<v Speaker 1>worst movie I've ever seen, literally the worst vie because

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<v Speaker 1>I watched that one as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, actually you're being serious right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate Toy Story too. Oh. I love the I

0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:54.199
<v Speaker 1>love the boot getting painted. No, no, I love the

0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:56.680
<v Speaker 1>boot getting painted. And I love the scene where he

0:23:56.760 --> 0:23:59.439
<v Speaker 1>fixes Woody up because there's so many like sensory moments

0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:01.320
<v Speaker 1>in it that are remember from my childhood. But like

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:06.280
<v Speaker 1>the concept, like it's focused on Buzz Lightyear too much,

0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:08.159
<v Speaker 1>and I fucking hate Buzz light Year. I'm like, I

0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:08.840
<v Speaker 1>feel like that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost like the gag of it.

0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, It's like he's like this overpowering person who runs

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<v Speaker 3>people over and he has.

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<v Speaker 1>To learn to chew Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah that makes sense.

0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there is like a lot of scenes from that.

0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:22.880
<v Speaker 3>If you actually like watch and listen, you might find

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<v Speaker 3>that every movie has something to teach you.

0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:29.159
<v Speaker 2>Hm hmm. You can use that for future reference if

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<v Speaker 2>you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out.

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<v Speaker 2>No thing, yes where I like way from him and

0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:41.159
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I need to go wash my

0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:42.760
<v Speaker 2>face and he's like you're gonna wash your face? And

0:24:42.760 --> 0:24:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I was like yeah. He was like good girl, and

0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like it'll stop.

0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:47.360
<v Speaker 3>And I walked to his room, and everything I did

0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:48.240
<v Speaker 3>he kept saying it.

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:50.320
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, sit on the edge of my bed,

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:56.879
<v Speaker 1>good girl. Wait kay, sit there, good boy. Blush talking

0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:58.639
<v Speaker 1>to the mic and blush, good boy.

0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:01.840
<v Speaker 6>The best is a clever girl.

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Clever clever girl, clever girl, Charles beaten, covered girl. Actually, just.

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:20.159
<v Speaker 2>Wait, he really fucked that ship up.

0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:22.560
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen another boy like.

0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>I think many cover boys. Or wasn't Bach that like

0:25:33.600 --> 0:25:35.119
<v Speaker 1>one with the eyebrows.

0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Bock from fucking Wicked? Who is Bach?

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:40.359
<v Speaker 1>No, the one with the eyebrows that does that dance.

0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:42.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're talking about.

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:49.280
<v Speaker 1>No, it really was a moment. It was a moment.

0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:53.879
<v Speaker 1>It was a moment like mountains moved, mountains moved. Yeah,

0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 1>there was an apparently lands filled, lands filled, holes unfilled.

0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:06.080
<v Speaker 1>There was apparently a tornado in San Francisco, a quote

0:26:06.160 --> 0:26:08.320
<v Speaker 1>unquote tornado.

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Bye bye bye.

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:13.159
<v Speaker 1>I saw the videos. Y'all really need to get a grip, Like,

0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:16.719
<v Speaker 1>if you have seen the horrors that I've witnessed and

0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:19.919
<v Speaker 1>even been a part of, claiming that that was a

0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 1>tornado is almost disrespectful to me.

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:24.160
<v Speaker 2>You've seen the things we've seen.

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:27.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's literally what I said to True like he

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 3>brought it up to you, was like, oh my god,

0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:31.560
<v Speaker 3>there was a YouTube like there was a tornado in California.

0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:32.800
<v Speaker 2>He was like, yeah, but did you see the videos?

0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I know.

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:36.840
<v Speaker 3>They were kind of bunk, and he goes, if only

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:38.919
<v Speaker 3>they knew the kind of things we've seen. And we

0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:43.560
<v Speaker 3>are both talking about imagining someone saying that publicly only about.

0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:46.240
<v Speaker 1>YouTube videos because that's what we've seen.

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Is yeah, I should have clarified. Yeah, what I've seen

0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.760
<v Speaker 2>is so many YouTube videos. I feel like I've.

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:54.480
<v Speaker 3>Seen every video there is of a tornado. At this point,

0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:57.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm down to like pictures from eighteen ten of a

0:26:57.280 --> 0:26:58.480
<v Speaker 3>weird dust bunny.

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:00.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, literally, I couldn't. If you show me a

0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 1>frame of a tornado, I could tell you where it's

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:03.000
<v Speaker 1>from in the day.

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:05.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he has done that. It's really weird. Somebody sad.

0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:09.639
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:27:09.680 --> 0:27:12.440
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, somebody made us feel crazy in

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:16.119
<v Speaker 3>person for liking tornadoes, and I haven't been watching as

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 3>many many more because I'm like, I.

0:27:18.480 --> 0:27:21.439
<v Speaker 1>Guess really ruined the fun. Suck the fun out of it,

0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 1>mister Scrooge, Like.

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 6>I don't understand what's bad about a tornado. There's nothing.

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like nothing is bad about it. It's literally listening

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:36.440
<v Speaker 1>and learning nothing is bad about it. Well, I just realized,

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:42.160
<v Speaker 1>oh wait, no, no, something we really need to talk about.

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 4>Is.

0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:46.159
<v Speaker 1>Uh the fuck you guy? Like, what is it that

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the fuck you guy says? The fuck you guy? Can

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 1>I can I as a cheeseburger.

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Says that that ship something something I said?

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I said with joys, Yeah, something something I said with joys. Wow,

0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:00.879
<v Speaker 1>I haven't stubbed my toe and five years said with

0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:05.560
<v Speaker 1>the joys man, like whatever it is like this, I

0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 1>can I go to toilet please? I asked tacher? Fuck

0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:13.320
<v Speaker 1>you said my teacher, whose was actually the fuck you guy?

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Like that's so millennial, so bad?

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't think it's aging. I think somebody.

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I think it's those two second horror sentence like two

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 1>second scary story and then some random dudes like reading them.

0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 1>Because there's like this subreddit where there's like two sentence horrors.

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 2>But fuck you said the fuck you man?

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 1>Like ill, Well, that's the thing is, like it's unfunny

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 1>and like it's unscary, and someone submitted it being dead

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:43.120
<v Speaker 1>serious and so that's what I think. That's what it is.

0:28:43.200 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, let me go to this subreddit.

0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Should I crush your toes right now?

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I already have crushy toe syndrome?

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 2>You like you're not using that right because.

0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I know what crushy toe syndrome is. But I anything

0:28:57.040 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 1>any pains around my toes?

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:03.560
<v Speaker 3>I know what crushy toasted your miss like they no

0:29:03.600 --> 0:29:06.640
<v Speaker 3>one says that, so you actually don't know what it is.

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 1>So sentence too horror. Let's sort by the top. Wait,

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I wish I could sort by top in real life.

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I wish I could sort by top on grinder? What

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 1>is grinder? I was playing with my boobs. No you're not,

0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 1>said knife guy. Then a brick fell on my cock. Okay,

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:30.840
<v Speaker 1>random like I know, it's like the scariest part of

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 1>the Internet because it's like you're literally not funny, Like

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:34.320
<v Speaker 1>it's just not funny, but.

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:36.520
<v Speaker 3>It feels like a sound that people are using right now,

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:38.400
<v Speaker 3>and in ten years it's gonna get made fun of.

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Like I part took in some TikTok sounds that I

0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:44.200
<v Speaker 3>now look back and I'm like, that's cringey that I

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 3>did that, but whenever I was young, But now I

0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 3>can see one of those from a mile away.

0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 1>I told my therapist I watched a girl drowned when

0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I was fifteen. I could have saved her, but I

0:29:54.520 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 1>was too scared. I know, she said, as she got

0:29:58.720 --> 0:30:00.920
<v Speaker 1>up to lock the door. That was my daughter.

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:04.760
<v Speaker 3>That's like, I just woke up from a crazy dream.

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 3>This needs to be a Moviees likes.

0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I come in the sink. It does not stop. I

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 1>sink in the come.

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 2>That's the Saltburn dialogue.

0:30:16.960 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Or really like really bad dude.

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 2>The year is actually almost ober.

0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:28.560
<v Speaker 1>I know time is speeding up, time is dilating. I

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>really do think it's either the information age that we're

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>living in. Also, don't even get me tarts, don't even

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 1>get me started about AI super intelligence y'all. If we

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>keep going at the rate we're going at now, in

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 1>the next ten years, it'll be over for us.

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 2>That just means I'm gonna kill me.

0:30:50.960 --> 0:30:51.760
<v Speaker 1>So I'm out of topic.

0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh is that it for you?

0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Well I got one more. I got one that

0:30:56.640 --> 0:31:03.000
<v Speaker 1>got hella. I'll do my last one. Guys. I was

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 1>going through my TikTok TikTok shop orders and something came

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 1>across my mind and heart and it dredged up beautiful

0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 1>memories of the past and I wish we could return

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:24.720
<v Speaker 1>to such a sweet time. And I went to go

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 1>reorder it, but the shop has been closed down for

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 1>what I'm assuming it's mold poisoning or killing people. But

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I saw the spicy bowl on TikTok again and my

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 1>order complete form.

0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 3>So annoying because I was like, oh my god, am

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 3>I about to get to open a gift like I

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:42.720
<v Speaker 3>was making it about me.

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wait, this is gonna be so cute.

0:31:45.320 --> 0:31:49.400
<v Speaker 4>That's what you're fucking talking about guys today?

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:50.720
<v Speaker 6>You do you guys?

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Both Drew has.

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 3>This issue where if he gets complimented like one too

0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 3>many times in a day, he just gets so used

0:31:59.840 --> 0:32:02.160
<v Speaker 3>to it and he basically asked for compliments for the

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 3>rest of the day, and I'm calling you out.

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 6>Well, I think you guys both look great, and I

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:08.840
<v Speaker 6>think the set looks great.

0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're cooked.

0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:15.880
<v Speaker 6>Oh and it's gonna blow.

0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>And it's like that one York video I've heard at

0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 1>this stage explosions boom and then add an exploit.

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I think Luigi needs to get let go

0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:36.680
<v Speaker 3>because there's a few more CEOs to deal with, because

0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 3>if I see another burger king comment on a video

0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 3>of a girl trying curl cream, I'm gonna freak the

0:32:41.200 --> 0:32:44.800
<v Speaker 3>fuck out, Like why are like burger king when they

0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 3>auto though, like trying to get the top comment on

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 3>just random like things that have nothing to do with

0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:52.000
<v Speaker 3>the brand.

0:32:52.400 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 2>And I saw the artists. Yeah, I've seen an auto

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 2>zone comment. I swear to fucking.

0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 6>God, like I'm blown away that people are still they

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:01.720
<v Speaker 6>are still entertained by.

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes still yeah, oh my good they comment dude like yeah, why.

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Taco Bell tried that shit out on me? First, By

0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:12.000
<v Speaker 1>the way, I'm literally not slim jym in Taco Bell.

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, over my literally in your comments on ID they

0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 3>were inside of my cock, like they were literally up

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:20.240
<v Speaker 3>my ass like it was insane.

0:33:20.280 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 1>They were obsessed with me, and same with Red Bull, like.

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 3>Drew was so annoyed because Drew wanted to block them

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.800
<v Speaker 3>but felt bad for whoever was doing their dog.

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna like

0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 1>ruin your job, like you can meet your quota for

0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:35.040
<v Speaker 1>how many likes you get or whatever the fuck, but like,

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:36.880
<v Speaker 1>don't play with pay me Like.

0:33:36.920 --> 0:33:41.000
<v Speaker 3>It's also just annoying because in my head, I'm like, okay,

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 3>well now what, Like I don't think anybody's gonna see

0:33:44.040 --> 0:33:48.000
<v Speaker 3>the comment in my comment section from fucking like Toys

0:33:48.080 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 3>r Up.

0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 6>But it still gets like forty thousand likes. People like,

0:33:50.800 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 6>oh my gosh, I can't believe that Burger King is commenting.

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and but it's literally because I guess I don't

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 3>know they're like anything as an ad anything like just

0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:03.280
<v Speaker 3>get out of the comments, get out of the comment

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 3>I think, honestly, so just not making social media.

0:34:05.840 --> 0:34:07.120
<v Speaker 2>I know you exist like.

0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>A rat does need the greatest. All publicity is good.

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Publicity moment was Gorilla Glue hair girl when she put

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:21.720
<v Speaker 1>that shit in her hair. I guarantee their stock prices

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 1>rose by forty five percent, like in a minute, Like

0:34:25.440 --> 0:34:27.799
<v Speaker 1>they're probably not a publicly traded company, but you know

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like that shifted things. Dude.

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:33.320
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we were talking about that like as

0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:35.560
<v Speaker 3>a society for a year straight, Like.

0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm still talking about it in my head.

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:41.880
<v Speaker 3>That is still and it has fully made such a

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 3>debt in the culture that I feel like there were

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 3>a lot of like hair glue companies and eyelash companies

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 3>that changed their bottles and their labels because they didn't

0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:53.040
<v Speaker 3>want anybody to get.

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:54.840
<v Speaker 2>It mixed up and like they can get something else.

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:57.880
<v Speaker 3>And also it cracks me up because I think the

0:34:58.000 --> 0:35:00.759
<v Speaker 3>gel she was originally going for is literally a gel

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:05.160
<v Speaker 3>my dad used to use called like moscos or something Marilla.

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's gorilla' sna but like.

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:10.480
<v Speaker 3>My dad used to call it moscos because that's like

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:12.040
<v Speaker 3>boogers and it's Gorilla's not.

0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:13.239
<v Speaker 2>So in my head, I'm just.

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Like, why is that the gel she was using in

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:18.160
<v Speaker 3>the first place, Like it feels.

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Like she was just like in my head, I always

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 1>imagined her like being like damn, I cheated the system,

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Like this shit is going to stay for a week's trade,

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:28.479
<v Speaker 1>Like oh, and I don't have to take it out,

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:30.919
<v Speaker 1>like don't have to do my hair every single day.

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that is like I can't even get on her

0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 3>because that's the kind of stupid shit I used to do.

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 3>And that's why my hair was fried all the fucking

0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:39.759
<v Speaker 3>time because I would do dumb shit to my hair.

0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 3>Like I tried to do a straight perm on my

0:35:42.120 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 3>hair after I bleached it once.

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:46.560
<v Speaker 1>The strings.

0:35:47.880 --> 0:35:50.680
<v Speaker 3>I was like tired of the heat damage. Oh, I'll

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 3>just like permit it. Literally, like I had chunks of

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 3>hair rolling down my back.

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Which is insane. The thing about I used to just

0:35:57.840 --> 0:36:00.879
<v Speaker 2>literally burn my hair off. My head did knock the time,

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Like it.

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 1>Really did not. And that was pre K eighteen era.

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:06.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh that was pre everything that was Literally I remember

0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 3>you like wouldn't be able to get certain hair coloring

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 3>things at the store without having a Sally license. Like

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 3>there was like a bunch of there was no hair

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 3>color removal that you could buy if you didn't have

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 3>like a license or something.

0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 2>And I used to steal it. I sure did.

0:36:24.520 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 3>I fucking stole it because they were just these slim

0:36:27.239 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 3>lorel packets and I would just go and like slip

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:33.239
<v Speaker 3>one like into my like hoodie sleeve and then I

0:36:33.239 --> 0:36:34.680
<v Speaker 3>would like buy the rest of my stuff.

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:37.720
<v Speaker 1>Che they weren't even expensive.

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:39.280
<v Speaker 2>They were I think they were like ten dollars.

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Bitch, just tell me that shit literally.

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Like so annoying.

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Why is it on the shelf, Like I don't give

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 1>me started.

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't like Sally Beauty and guess what I feel

0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 3>like Sally Beauty fell off, Like nobody's going there anymore,

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:55.040
<v Speaker 3>Like wow, I've been to because.

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Nobody knew you because everything is locked up.

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Like, well, no, it's because we got Amazon.

0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:04.080
<v Speaker 1>No, it's because you can't buy anything without a license.

0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like behind a license. Yeah. Well something very um,

0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:19.239
<v Speaker 1>very very something I need to do, very need that.

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:29.880
<v Speaker 1>There is a plane crash simulator in Melbourne, Australia, And.

0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 2>I did you, like practice how you were going to

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 2>pronounce that?

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:35.960
<v Speaker 1>No, that's how you pronounce it, I know, but.

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 6>Like that's how Australian people pronounce it.

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>That's how you pronounce it.

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:42.640
<v Speaker 6>I feel like Americans say Melbourne.

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's wrong, and I'm right, okay, how would you practicing?

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:53.520
<v Speaker 1>How would you say Melbourne Melbourne? If you say Melbourne

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:55.480
<v Speaker 1>three times, a magpie comes out of the mirror and

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:59.600
<v Speaker 1>eat your eyeballs. Fuck Melbourne, bro fuck fuck.

0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 3>When you say it like that, it just sounds like

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 3>a name though, like Melbourne Melbourne. Like what's not the

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:09.760
<v Speaker 3>accent Lowky?

0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 2>All those accents do kind of sound the same.

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 1>You could. You could put four people in front of

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:17.320
<v Speaker 1>me that speak different dialects Australian, Irish, British and whatever.

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Fourth one a Irish accent.

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like I like there's like a few actresses like uh,

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 3>Sarsha Ronan, however you say her name, Oh.

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Ladybird, Like I love her accent.

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:32.600
<v Speaker 6>It's like show.

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:37.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm making it, like to something that's not.

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.359
<v Speaker 1>But there's that fucking plane crash simulator that I really

0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:42.440
<v Speaker 1>need to experience. But it's one of those things where

0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:44.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, do we really need this? Like this is

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 1>like really like not okay, but.

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Like even from me, I'm like, that's pushing it. You're

0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 2>really pushing it because.

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen those trips?

0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:54.439
<v Speaker 2>What are we talking about?

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 3>But I guess it's like what I said last week,

0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:58.360
<v Speaker 3>like the Haunted house ship if you really.

0:38:58.080 --> 0:38:59.759
<v Speaker 2>Think about it, like what are we doing?

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:03.239
<v Speaker 3>Like we're stimulating like being chased and hunted down by

0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 3>a d like a chainsaw, like you have fake blood

0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:11.359
<v Speaker 3>smells and gut smells everywhere, like it really is freaky, dieky.

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen there's this like traveling like almost haunted

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 1>house thing for churches, but it's like the rapture. It

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:25.080
<v Speaker 1>must be like deep South like Central America.

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Need to go to that because of anything like those

0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:29.240
<v Speaker 3>mega church Christmas shows.

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's me the fuck. I know that shit looks lit.

0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:34.279
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm sorry of pretending like I don't want to

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:37.319
<v Speaker 1>be there, but like that shit looks church.

0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:41.760
<v Speaker 7>Really fucking sorry they brought the fireworks inside and Santas

0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:42.520
<v Speaker 7>flang over.

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:45.799
<v Speaker 3>If I saw before I go in there, Bitch, I

0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:48.000
<v Speaker 3>seriously think I will believe in magic.

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:51.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm tired. I'm tired of pretending like that's not lit,

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 1>like obviously, like it's not lit, like we know that,

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:56.919
<v Speaker 1>but like like, yeah it looks funny. Well, it's just.

0:39:57.200 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm really fearmongered. And some of it

0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:04.080
<v Speaker 3>is based in a reality for what the next year

0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:06.600
<v Speaker 3>of life will look like. Oh, if I'm going out,

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm going out with a bang. I will be in

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 3>spiritual psychosis. All of twenty twenty five is good.

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean having the dast time of my life. I'm

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:14.880
<v Speaker 2>going Easter.

0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:20.720
<v Speaker 1>It's going yeah, movie, It's a movie on Easter.

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.680
<v Speaker 3>I'll be celebrating all the holidays this year because I

0:40:23.719 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 3>feel like it's genuinely my last year to live.

0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:27.719
<v Speaker 2>So what's the first holiday of the year.

0:40:28.880 --> 0:40:34.880
<v Speaker 1>January sixth? The Insurrection Be There be Square. We're turning

0:40:34.960 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 1>up y'all. Wait, hold on, no, that's on Christmas.

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:42.240
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say the Wicked sing along in the theaters.

0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:43.200
<v Speaker 2>That'll be a movie.

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:46.040
<v Speaker 1>There is something else happening on Christmas. Let's just say it.

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:51.359
<v Speaker 1>Takeover a Christmas Day? Takeover by Moir.

0:40:52.360 --> 0:40:53.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what does that mean?

0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:40:58.320 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Something big is coming?

0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:07.399
<v Speaker 6>Oh shit, really, that's gonna be crazy. That's the best

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 6>Christmas present I remember.

0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:12.480
<v Speaker 1>It's going to be really special. But those traveling raptures

0:41:12.719 --> 0:41:14.880
<v Speaker 1>are like literally, like every.

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Time you say it, I'm like, what the fuck are

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 2>you talking?

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:18.799
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. They set

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:19.759
<v Speaker 1>up a haunted house.

0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Like I can grasp what a rapture really entails.

0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:26.680
<v Speaker 1>It's like everybody that was good to God and God

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 1>loves like gets sucked up into heaven and then everybody

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:32.600
<v Speaker 1>else He's not coming to my house.

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:35.200
<v Speaker 2>That's literally that TikTok is so funny we need to

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:35.799
<v Speaker 2>insert it.

0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 1>But they travel to these like churches in the middle

0:41:40.200 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 1>of America like and set up like a haunted hay

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:45.880
<v Speaker 1>ride in like a haunted house, and you pay like

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:50.480
<v Speaker 1>fifteen dollars to go inside, and it simulates like the rapture,

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 1>like it's like crashed. So it's like these.

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:55.960
<v Speaker 2>All but for like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 1>And you're walking through exactly and there's like a there's

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:00.479
<v Speaker 1>literally there, there's a whole in the.

0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 2>Ground walking yeah, I'm paying to walk.

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then there's a hole in the ground where

0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 1>there's like a devil like grabbing scare actors and throwing

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:12.000
<v Speaker 1>them into hell. Like it's really really crazy, and it's

0:42:12.080 --> 0:42:15.600
<v Speaker 1>it's the scariest. It literally is terrifying, and like if

0:42:15.640 --> 0:42:18.839
<v Speaker 1>you are not mentally stable, like if you're kind of destabilizing,

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>do not go to that because it will really really

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:23.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck you up because it's scary as fun. But did you.

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:26.880
<v Speaker 3>Also have those I'm just like, I think I have

0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:30.880
<v Speaker 3>very existential and like scary, anxiety inducing thoughts.

0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:33.719
<v Speaker 2>But at the end of it, it is not that

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:34.279
<v Speaker 2>fucking deep.

0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:39.360
<v Speaker 1>It really is I'm gonna go, Like, am I do? I? Really?

0:42:39.600 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Do I have a choice?

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:40.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:45.720
<v Speaker 3>Like if I have a choice or not, like honestly, just.

0:42:45.400 --> 0:42:47.759
<v Speaker 1>Also like hell seems like, I mean, Heaven's kind of

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 1>seems like a prison to me because like you're just

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 1>happy all the time, like you like that seems cooked

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:54.120
<v Speaker 1>and you're like trapped in like this.

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:56.560
<v Speaker 2>And they're not selling podcasts and.

0:42:56.920 --> 0:43:00.279
<v Speaker 1>There's no weed. There's no weed, there's no oak. It's

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 1>for me to do. Like it's really like actually cooked

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:05.840
<v Speaker 1>up there, Like I think pure euphoria twenty four to

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 1>seven sounds like a genuine nightmare because like that's what

0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 1>heroin addicts go through and they literally all want to die.

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:18.160
<v Speaker 1>So anyways, have y'all seen the the other thing? Did

0:43:18.239 --> 0:43:20.759
<v Speaker 1>y'all school do this where it was like a drunk

0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:24.480
<v Speaker 1>driving accident and they brought out like crashed cars. Oh yes,

0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 1>in my school.

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:27.480
<v Speaker 6>I thought about that since it happened.

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Really trauma like inducing, like really really scary. But I

0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:32.680
<v Speaker 1>was still drunk driving. What was that sound?

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:35.720
<v Speaker 6>Wait? What did you just say nothing before?

0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:37.880
<v Speaker 1>No, I wasn't drunk driving. Oh I don't play with

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:39.359
<v Speaker 1>that shit like that shit's literally not.

0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 6>Funy They did it. They the girl was like covered.

0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:44.640
<v Speaker 1>In blood like Carrie style.

0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:46.759
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and they like carried her.

0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Through did they have the jaws of life like cutting

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:49.520
<v Speaker 1>her out of the car?

0:43:49.880 --> 0:43:52.440
<v Speaker 6>I don't remember that part. I just vividly remember the blood.

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:56.680
<v Speaker 3>Mmmm. And I wash y'all schools were like being freaky

0:43:56.719 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 3>deaky as fuck with you.

0:43:57.680 --> 0:43:58.759
<v Speaker 2>My school did not do that.

0:43:59.000 --> 0:43:59.280
<v Speaker 4>Well.

0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:02.200
<v Speaker 1>We did a foot shoot and I look really really

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:04.319
<v Speaker 1>fucking hot in it, and I can't talk about it,

0:44:04.400 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 1>but just know I literally look good. Yeah.

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 2>We were like screen mirroring the pictures and we were

0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:11.359
<v Speaker 2>both like we were, oh, we look good.

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Like I literally look good as shit in them. But

0:44:15.800 --> 0:44:19.239
<v Speaker 1>the first shot of me of the day, they had

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:23.800
<v Speaker 1>me in these really really short shorts and I didn't

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:27.920
<v Speaker 1>think to wear boxer briefs. I wore Drew Max new boxers.

0:44:28.000 --> 0:44:30.919
<v Speaker 1>Snow Pond. Literally, go check them out. I swear to god,

0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:34.200
<v Speaker 1>I get like compliments in the locker room wearing these boxers.

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:37.040
<v Speaker 1>It's Snowpond co. Please go buy them all because they're

0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:39.320
<v Speaker 1>so cute. I actually don't because I want them for myself.

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:43.520
<v Speaker 1>But I was wearing those boxers to the shoot and

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:47.160
<v Speaker 1>they're like boxer boxers are like baggy, and they had

0:44:47.160 --> 0:44:50.239
<v Speaker 1>me in these short like shorts, and I sat down

0:44:50.280 --> 0:44:54.840
<v Speaker 1>on the ground and ninety eight percent of the photos

0:44:54.880 --> 0:44:58.200
<v Speaker 1>of me and poses of me were just vanished into

0:44:58.200 --> 0:45:00.960
<v Speaker 1>thin air. So I'm pretty sure you could see my

0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:03.640
<v Speaker 1>entire clocking balls in the photos. I'm not joking. And

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I need a text a photographer to see because like

0:45:06.920 --> 0:45:09.360
<v Speaker 1>really like it might have been sinister. It might have

0:45:09.400 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 1>been like really over for me. You're getting exposed, I know.

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:16.000
<v Speaker 7>I Actually that's funny because I got this random like

0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 7>drop box link, but and I thought it was somebody's

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:21.920
<v Speaker 7>like needle ball, like that got thrown in dirt, and like, no.

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:24.040
<v Speaker 1>That was my scrotom. Yeah that was Yeah, that was

0:45:24.080 --> 0:45:27.600
<v Speaker 1>my scrotum. Ill scrotum.

0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh that is so disgusting.

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have balls. I have a wiener, actually I

0:45:33.080 --> 0:45:33.640
<v Speaker 1>really do.

0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 2>That is so nasty, Like it really upsets.

0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:45.799
<v Speaker 1>Me, Like I have a wiener in balls. Oh well,

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:52.440
<v Speaker 1>a dude got flown full paid trip, a fully paid

0:45:52.520 --> 0:45:56.480
<v Speaker 1>trip to Antarctica. He was a flat earther, and flat

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 1>earthers have.

0:45:57.239 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 2>This idea that so it pays to be an m.

0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:02.319
<v Speaker 1>No exactly, That's what I was saying. I was like, bitch,

0:46:02.400 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I think the Earth is flat, Like I don't think

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Hawaii is real, Like me out the Hawaii or whatever, like, bitch,

0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:09.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a buck, Like I don't, it's not real.

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:14.400
<v Speaker 1>But there was a dude that got flown out to antire.

0:46:15.000 --> 0:46:16.800
<v Speaker 2>You are a crazy person.

0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't think Bali is real. Fly me out. But

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:26.840
<v Speaker 1>there was. He's a flat earther, notorious flat earther like

0:46:26.880 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 1>goes live on YouTube every single day talking about how

0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:31.560
<v Speaker 1>the Earth is flat, and he got flown out by

0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 1>this dude to like go prove it to everyone that

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:36.319
<v Speaker 1>it was flat. And they have this idea that since

0:46:36.320 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 1>the Earth is flat, the sun has to set in Antarctica,

0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 1>but technically there's like a twenty four hour sun in

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Antarka to Antarctica this time of the year, which completely

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>disproves like flat earth theory. So this dude was like, yeah,

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:51.640
<v Speaker 1>we're going out there. He flew all the way out there,

0:46:51.760 --> 0:46:54.080
<v Speaker 1>got there and was live streaming the whole time, and

0:46:54.120 --> 0:46:58.239
<v Speaker 1>he was like, well, guys, like, I mean, you watch

0:46:58.320 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 1>this guy crumble, Like his entire life is dedicated to

0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 1>like proving that the Earth is flat. And there was

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:05.279
<v Speaker 1>a twenty four hour son, and he timed it and

0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:08.000
<v Speaker 1>he was like, well, guys, like I'm a man, so

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I can admit when I'm wrong, but like, I don't

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:11.759
<v Speaker 1>know if the earth is flat, like there's a twenty

0:47:11.800 --> 0:47:13.799
<v Speaker 1>four hour sun, like I tracked it all and like

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:15.080
<v Speaker 1>everybody in the comments was.

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 5>Like, boo you you fucking chill like you I want

0:47:18.120 --> 0:47:20.400
<v Speaker 5>to see the video because themagine it does look like

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:21.600
<v Speaker 5>the fucking moon landing video.

0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:24.239
<v Speaker 1>Because then and then he was like everyone in the

0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:26.520
<v Speaker 1>comments was like, it's a green screen. You're not actually there,

0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 1>it's a green screen. And then he brought out like

0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:31.040
<v Speaker 1>green screen props and he was like, if I was

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:33.400
<v Speaker 1>standing in front of a green screen, this would be

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:35.560
<v Speaker 1>keyed out. But I'm not in front of a green screen.

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:37.279
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, it's a blue screen. He was like, bitch,

0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing a blue jacket. Like literally, what are you

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:44.400
<v Speaker 1>talking about? No, I'll find it.

0:47:44.560 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Stopped fucking playing with me.

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Twenty four hours sun flat? I mean also, Millie Bobby Brown,

0:47:53.960 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm a flat fa.

0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:01.799
<v Speaker 9>Like, can you clarify is there a twenty four hour son?

0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:03.960
<v Speaker 9>And whether or not you have seen yourself personally yet

0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:07.000
<v Speaker 9>there is twenty four hour son and I have seen

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 9>it personally, yes, So at this point, I've been here

0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 9>for over twenty four hours. The sun has not set.

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:17.600
<v Speaker 9>I've personally been here since four pm yesterday. The sun

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:20.080
<v Speaker 9>has not set. Not only has it not set, Bro,

0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:23.440
<v Speaker 9>it's like it stays pretty high up in the sky. Now.

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 9>The question is is it too high? That's the good question.

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:28.920
<v Speaker 9>Check the elevation angles. But it seems to bounce right

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:30.920
<v Speaker 9>around where it's supposed to, which is thirteen or thirty four?

0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 9>Or did they But as I can confirm one hundred percent,

0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:38.799
<v Speaker 9>no questions asked where we are there is a twenty

0:48:38.840 --> 0:48:45.520
<v Speaker 9>four hours so I knew instantly it was the real sun.

0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:49.720
<v Speaker 9>I could fill it.

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 1>They were trying to be like, it's not a real

0:48:52.640 --> 0:48:54.200
<v Speaker 1>she is like losing it.

0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:56.000
<v Speaker 2>There's something really sad about that.

0:48:56.200 --> 0:48:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Crazy.

0:48:56.520 --> 0:48:58.960
<v Speaker 9>I'm extremely tired. I'm honestly ready for this twenty four

0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:00.719
<v Speaker 9>I've already seen the sun in the sky for twenty

0:49:00.760 --> 0:49:04.600
<v Speaker 9>four hours. We've been here for twenty four hours. It's

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 9>gonna stay in the scot Brother like it's this, it's.

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 2>She's not coming to my hand yet.

0:49:13.320 --> 0:49:14.120
<v Speaker 6>I almost feel bad.

0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:15.400
<v Speaker 1>It's what I'm.

0:49:15.200 --> 0:49:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Saying, and it must feel crazy to.

0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:22.600
<v Speaker 3>Like in my head, I try to understand the timeline

0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:24.719
<v Speaker 3>of how you get so wrong and know so much

0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:27.160
<v Speaker 3>about the wrong thing, And I'm like, it feels like

0:49:28.200 --> 0:49:31.759
<v Speaker 3>power shock of knowing information nobody else knows that you

0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:33.839
<v Speaker 3>get to go tell other people, so then you want

0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:35.719
<v Speaker 3>to know as much about that information, so that when

0:49:35.760 --> 0:49:37.560
<v Speaker 3>you tell people, you gag them and it's like, wow,

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:40.320
<v Speaker 3>you're actually really smart. I can't I've ever heard that. Whatever,

0:49:40.840 --> 0:49:42.959
<v Speaker 3>And then it just goes so far where I feel

0:49:42.960 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 3>like a lot of flat.

0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Earthers and people who lie in those grounds.

0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:49.200
<v Speaker 3>They do get to a point where they're like, oh,

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:51.879
<v Speaker 3>I think I like, I think I'm on the wrong side,

0:49:51.920 --> 0:49:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Like I actually don't think this is real anymore. But

0:49:54.000 --> 0:49:55.120
<v Speaker 3>they're like, I need to double.

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Charlie because I've already gotten too Who Charlie.

0:49:58.120 --> 0:50:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Kirk, the ugly guy from the video.

0:50:00.560 --> 0:50:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with a really tiny face and the teeth in

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the gums. Yeah, he's like loudly wrong and knows he's

0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:08.600
<v Speaker 1>the one with a smile. It's just all rage bait

0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:10.799
<v Speaker 1>at a certain point, like they just make money off

0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:13.880
<v Speaker 1>of it. But you like this guy, I think wholeheartedly

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:16.920
<v Speaker 1>like believed it, and it wasn't like rage bait. It

0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:19.520
<v Speaker 1>wasn't about making money. I mean he that was his

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 1>job was being a flat earther, and he was like, fuck,

0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:24.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna prove everybody wrong. And he flew out there

0:50:24.360 --> 0:50:27.520
<v Speaker 1>and lost his job, his livelihood, and watched everything he's

0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:28.239
<v Speaker 1>been researching.

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:30.320
<v Speaker 2>He starts to feel like a like a new era,

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 2>like gambling.

0:50:31.560 --> 0:50:35.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh, watch, watch, watch when it

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:37.160
<v Speaker 3>comes out that I'm right, all of y'all will be

0:50:37.239 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 3>so bad and I'm willing to stand you forever.

0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 6>True. Don't you always say that the there's like definitely

0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:47.040
<v Speaker 6>no guy that looks like the Internet or inside out Dad.

0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 6>You're always like, there's definitely no way that that exists. Yeah,

0:50:52.040 --> 0:50:58.480
<v Speaker 6>So just saying in case somebody wants to why, no,

0:50:58.480 --> 0:51:00.840
<v Speaker 6>no crew's an inside out Dad Denier.

0:51:01.000 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you're an dad, if you look like him,

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 1>prove me fucking wrong by coming into my fucking bed

0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:11.880
<v Speaker 1>and coming over and over and over to my bed.

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Control yourself.

0:51:17.719 --> 0:51:18.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I think Tiny Desk is so fucking awesome, and they have.

0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:26.520
<v Speaker 3>Fully replaced because there was a time where it was

0:51:26.560 --> 0:51:31.520
<v Speaker 3>really hard to find live albums and like live recordings

0:51:31.520 --> 0:51:34.319
<v Speaker 3>that were cool and interesting for artists because that had

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:36.360
<v Speaker 3>kind of faded out. I feel like after vhs is

0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:39.480
<v Speaker 3>and DVDs, that whole era of things faded out, and

0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:42.120
<v Speaker 3>we still got documentaries about musicians, but just like a

0:51:42.160 --> 0:51:45.239
<v Speaker 3>good live recorded album. And I love Tiny Desk because

0:51:45.280 --> 0:51:48.359
<v Speaker 3>it makes artists. It almost sets these grounds of like

0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:50.839
<v Speaker 3>artists want to go in there and do a really

0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:52.839
<v Speaker 3>good live sex so that can be almost like a

0:51:52.880 --> 0:51:56.960
<v Speaker 3>fully new rendition of their album. And that is so cool.

0:51:57.000 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 3>And I wish I came up with Tiny DEAs because

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:01.640
<v Speaker 3>it's so awesome.

0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Like the Doch Desk.

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:06.960
<v Speaker 3>The Dochi one is like so so good, it's so fun,

0:52:07.600 --> 0:52:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Like I've been listening to that one over the album.

0:52:10.520 --> 0:52:13.000
<v Speaker 3>And also I decided, I don't know that it's a

0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 3>bad thing to say that you like someone hearing them

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:18.239
<v Speaker 3>live rather than their album, Like do you think that's

0:52:18.239 --> 0:52:20.719
<v Speaker 3>a mean thing to say? I feel like I've had

0:52:20.800 --> 0:52:23.000
<v Speaker 3>artists friends who get offended by that because they're like,

0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:26.080
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck? But I'm like, to me, that's such

0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 3>a high compliment. But again, I don't make music. But

0:52:28.880 --> 0:52:31.759
<v Speaker 3>if I I can love your album, but if I

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 3>see it live, I'm just gonna be like, Wow, this

0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:36.399
<v Speaker 3>is so good that I want to listen to.

0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:37.040
<v Speaker 2>The album more.

0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:38.400
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that makes sense.

0:52:38.480 --> 0:52:40.480
<v Speaker 3>But I feel like I've had someone in my life

0:52:40.560 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 3>one time be like that's so offensive, and I was like, my.

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Bad, my bad, Eh.

0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:56.280
<v Speaker 3>Drew sayah illah, that is like really gross.

0:52:57.000 --> 0:52:58.000
<v Speaker 2>That is like.

0:52:58.520 --> 0:53:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. I also have no desire to

0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:06.000
<v Speaker 1>hurt my gay followers. I am not gay, and even

0:53:06.360 --> 0:53:09.799
<v Speaker 1>if I decide to try, at best, I would be bisexual.

0:53:09.960 --> 0:53:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Just keeping it real, guys love you if they talk

0:53:14.600 --> 0:53:20.919
<v Speaker 1>behind your back art, that's a good one. My dig

0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.279
<v Speaker 1>has led me to places I wouldn't even go with

0:53:23.320 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 1>a gun, and then it's a silent hill picture.

0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:34.240
<v Speaker 2>That one is so good.

0:53:34.280 --> 0:53:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Girls nowadays be like I got five kids, Brayden, Hayden, Jayden, Cayden,

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:42.400
<v Speaker 1>and Zaden. I'd be like, well, damn Okayden.

0:53:43.400 --> 0:53:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Bo okay.

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Imagine having sex in the nineteenth century. Oh my god,

0:53:51.520 --> 0:53:54.720
<v Speaker 1>you spend fifteen minutes unbuttoning six hundred and fifty buttons

0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:56.960
<v Speaker 1>only to get a kouochie that hasn't been washed since

0:53:57.040 --> 0:54:03.839
<v Speaker 1>last week's river bath. That was a tweet from freelance Trash.

0:54:04.360 --> 0:54:08.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm done with crystals. I need a gun. No, really,

0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:15.160
<v Speaker 1>like those all came from Anna Winter. Ye oh wait,

0:54:15.600 --> 0:54:16.160
<v Speaker 1>oh cool.

0:54:16.239 --> 0:54:18.040
<v Speaker 2>This has been out of focus for I don't know

0:54:18.040 --> 0:54:18.479
<v Speaker 2>how long.

0:54:19.560 --> 0:54:22.959
<v Speaker 1>No, it racks focuses. It's broken now it's been cho.

0:54:25.400 --> 0:54:26.959
<v Speaker 2>That was scary.

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Umm.

0:54:28.840 --> 0:54:30.560
<v Speaker 1>You ever walked by a bush and just pull a

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:31.359
<v Speaker 1>leaf off of it?

0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:32.480
<v Speaker 8>Yes?

0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:36.440
<v Speaker 1>And then we'll just we'll just insert this meme because

0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:38.439
<v Speaker 1>I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen,

0:54:38.480 --> 0:54:40.560
<v Speaker 1>and not enough people are talking about it. And also

0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:47.960
<v Speaker 1>this one Quondll Dingle. Do you know where Kwondell Dingle

0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:48.439
<v Speaker 1>came from?

0:54:48.480 --> 0:54:49.719
<v Speaker 2>No, I have no idea what that is.

0:54:50.120 --> 0:54:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Like picture Kwondell Dingle. It was someone's like username for

0:54:54.200 --> 0:54:58.759
<v Speaker 1>their Microsoft computer and someone posted it on Instagram and said,

0:54:58.920 --> 0:55:02.200
<v Speaker 1>who the fuck's goofy ass name is this? Bruh? And

0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:06.520
<v Speaker 1>his name was Kwondale Dingle, and then it became Kwondale

0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Dingle from like.

0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:09.960
<v Speaker 2>The I always thought.

0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Dingle's so cooked, Like, how did that happen?

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:21.359
<v Speaker 2>We're like done, We're done, Josie. Can you show me

0:55:21.400 --> 0:55:23.720
<v Speaker 2>that one video of the guy playing guitar on the bus?

0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:31.000
<v Speaker 1>My ass dead ass thought that was what Apple testing was?

0:55:31.920 --> 0:55:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Is that not so red was.

0:55:33.960 --> 0:55:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Like until I saw this photo, I still thought that

0:55:36.000 --> 0:55:37.000
<v Speaker 2>was what it was like.

0:55:37.120 --> 0:55:39.839
<v Speaker 1>I s was like, yeah, that's what they do, this one,

0:55:40.040 --> 0:55:48.000
<v Speaker 1>this one that to me, it's wait the honking of

0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:51.680
<v Speaker 1>the Lords that tell me and set all.

0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Are you fucking kidding me? Like I love cameras.

0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy here, like.

0:55:58.320 --> 0:56:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Imagine like the thing I'm wearing.

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:05.080
<v Speaker 7>But like the person who owned this originally they were

0:56:05.160 --> 0:56:07.239
<v Speaker 7>bored ass fun I.

0:56:07.360 --> 0:56:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Never saw though, They've never seen a screen, and I'm

0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:11.280
<v Speaker 2>so happy.

0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:15.719
<v Speaker 3>I guess like, actually, this episode has brought me my

0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Christmas joy.

0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:17.720
<v Speaker 2>And I want a new iPad.

0:56:19.239 --> 0:56:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Really you have a good ass iPad that I got you?

0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, yeah no, But I also want to box one.

0:56:28.880 --> 0:56:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I know, like I literally I'm not If.

0:56:32.920 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 3>You wanted to get me a box and let me

0:56:35.880 --> 0:56:39.000
<v Speaker 3>box it and reset it, I'd be like, like that's

0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:39.680
<v Speaker 3>something fun.

0:56:39.719 --> 0:56:43.160
<v Speaker 1>It is something so special about opening an Apple product

0:56:43.160 --> 0:56:46.040
<v Speaker 1>on Christmas that like not enough people are talking about.

0:56:45.800 --> 0:56:49.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like it has the same sentiment before oh.

0:56:49.200 --> 0:56:55.720
<v Speaker 1>A twenty fourteen sixteen like that era opening a MacBook.

0:56:55.400 --> 0:56:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Like opening an iPod touch and it was the color

0:56:57.600 --> 0:56:58.439
<v Speaker 2>you wanted.

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:02.760
<v Speaker 1>La la la la that's what this sounds like, this set.

0:57:03.640 --> 0:57:06.759
<v Speaker 1>La la la La la the girl.

0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:14.319
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I can't do that Gilmore girls, La la ding

0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:20.880
<v Speaker 10>ding ding dingla.

0:57:20.720 --> 0:57:21.000
<v Speaker 4>Girl.

0:57:23.880 --> 0:57:26.040
<v Speaker 6>I think it's like when they transition.

0:57:26.600 --> 0:57:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, this is very feist coded. It's very fast,

0:57:48.280 --> 0:57:53.760
<v Speaker 1>like one oh.

0:58:01.200 --> 0:58:06.520
<v Speaker 3>One, two three four each, like another song from that

0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 3>album from them.

0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, Happy holidays. The Liberals made it problematic to say,

0:58:19.560 --> 0:58:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Mary Christmas, Mary fucking Christmas. Shout out, y'all.

0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Thanks for you guys so much for I keep feeling

0:58:29.080 --> 0:58:30.560
<v Speaker 3>like it's the end of the year episode, and I

0:58:30.640 --> 0:58:33.080
<v Speaker 3>think it's because we put so much like little like

0:58:33.240 --> 0:58:35.440
<v Speaker 3>cute work into the set. It felt like a bigger

0:58:35.520 --> 0:58:38.800
<v Speaker 3>deal because for me, New Year's is a bigger of

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:41.400
<v Speaker 3>a gag, like that's a crazy gag, like time is changing,

0:58:41.640 --> 0:58:47.800
<v Speaker 3>like literally times are actually it's changing in a big way.

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<v Speaker 2>And Christmas is just like, okay.

0:58:49.440 --> 0:58:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Something major and special coming for New Year's though, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>So, I think I'm just so excited for the New

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<v Speaker 3>Year's one. And I'll be sappy in that. I'll hold

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<v Speaker 3>my tongue for now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be SAPPI in that be Oh yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>we'll cry on that one. Wait, they've never seen me cry?

0:59:06.320 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Have they seen me cry?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I cried it like talking about Madeline how much? And

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<v Speaker 1>now she was like pregnant and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Luna, baby baby Luna today.

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<v Speaker 6>Who know?

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<v Speaker 1>She facetimes us like almost every single day. She's obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with me.

0:59:22.280 --> 0:59:23.960
<v Speaker 2>She's starting to like me. She could say my name.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Ya like had her hood on or some shit,

0:59:26.960 --> 0:59:29.280
<v Speaker 1>and Luna was like terrified of her. And then Enya

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<v Speaker 1>let her hair down, and Luna was like.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, so I guess without my fucking hair, I

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<v Speaker 3>look like a scary man who's about to steal Drew's phone.

0:59:37.440 --> 0:59:40.840
<v Speaker 1>And she knows like Mama, dad, dad go together, Pop

0:59:40.920 --> 0:59:43.920
<v Speaker 1>and GG go together, and Ya and Drew go together.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, do an India, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>For the first time, I think after seeing those photos.

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<v Speaker 2>It was after we did that shoot.

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<v Speaker 3>I was sitting with Drew and I realized I always

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<v Speaker 3>found it so funny when people asked us like if

0:59:57.400 --> 0:59:57.920
<v Speaker 3>we were Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>It was after that guy asked us if we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have kid Like somebody asked us we were gonna have kids?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like what, Like I was so confused

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<v Speaker 3>by that question, and I forget that people really do

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<v Speaker 3>perceive us as just like an attractive couple together. Like

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<v Speaker 3>when we're together and we're out in the world, people

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<v Speaker 3>just think we're a couple. So of course Luna, like

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<v Speaker 3>in Luna's head, I literally am her mama, And you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we should like, okay, think about this, that we should

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<v Speaker 3>never like, let Luna stop believing that we're together. And

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<v Speaker 3>then one day I'll just show up with my partner

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<v Speaker 3>and you show up with yours and we're both like

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<v Speaker 3>with somebody girlfriend, play that people, okay, sorry, your girlfriend, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Gail friends, my girlfriend, your guil friends. And then we

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<v Speaker 3>kiss our like actual partners and scare Luna and make

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<v Speaker 3>her think that we're cheaters. Yeah, that's just the kind

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<v Speaker 3>of things I think about when I think about raising

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<v Speaker 3>your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, can I really know when I raise a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sell it for twelve thousand dollars and a

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<v Speaker 1>bag of heroin. No, I'm going to put it in

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<v Speaker 1>a spherical dome and put it in like a cage

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<v Speaker 1>with either a bunch of apes or ringutangs or tigers,

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<v Speaker 1>and the animals are gonna like bring it in or

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<v Speaker 1>alone and make it raise itself like it can like

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<v Speaker 1>we'll feed it and shit, but it like the food

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<v Speaker 1>will just appear and see, like what language it develops?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, technically, wouldn't it be better to even just like

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<v Speaker 3>not give it food and just like plant food for

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<v Speaker 3>it to learn how to grab.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like it's like an infant. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>a giraffe that like comes out like fully born. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to like feed it boo milk and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I just don't think I'm gonna have kids. Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's just not It's not in my cars.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having kids as fuck, and you're gonna be my surrogate.

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<v Speaker 1>You carrying my kid artificially though she's not coming in

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<v Speaker 1>my house. It's not coming at my temple.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not coming to my house.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I thought you were. Oh I was going to

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<v Speaker 6>say that was probably so smart. I was what the

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<v Speaker 6>fuck I was going to say. You know, drafts come

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<v Speaker 6>out and they can walk and they can navigate the world.

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<v Speaker 6>But humans take like years, but we end up being

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<v Speaker 6>super smart and we build rocket rocket ships and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>So if you're having trouble in life and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, you know, things aren't really working out yet. Well,

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<v Speaker 6>the most intelligent species on this planet can't even walk

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<v Speaker 6>until they're like six, so some of us just take

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<v Speaker 6>a little bit longer, but we achieve greatness at the

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<v Speaker 6>end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, that's like you because you're like fifty not fifty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I see that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was beautiful, So that actually was it was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard did someone say that to you?

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<v Speaker 6>No, that was just an inspiring thing that I came

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<v Speaker 6>up with.

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<v Speaker 1>That's beautiful. Do you want to hear something.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm swear to God.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean, what does that mean? You'll have a little

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<v Speaker 1>too good? Like like ew.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, d one level.

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<v Speaker 1>Too much?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope everyone has happy holidays, whatever you celebrate. I

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<v Speaker 3>hope you get to be with your family or your chosen.

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<v Speaker 1>Family because or no family, because you're a fucking loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, Yeah, that's why Drew's not Drew saying here for christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody disowned me. Fuck Bridy and slid.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you guys so much for watching.

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<v Speaker 1>No, thank you, enjoy your holidays, peace and lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Any sh