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Speaker 1: He's another jewel. Hello, damn girl, you're thick? Hello? Uh,

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Speaker 1: my name is Frank. How are you? Um? I saw

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Speaker 1: you at the Safeway and I really like your thickness.

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you? Who are you trying to reach?

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Speaker 1: Is your name Monique? Yeah? This Monique? Who gave you

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Speaker 1: my number? Well, when they asked for your rewards number

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Speaker 1: at the grocery store, I saw you enter it and uh, damn,

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Speaker 1: damn girl, you were watching me into my number? Are

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Speaker 1: you crazy? Damn girl, you're you're thick? What the hell

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Speaker 1: is it? Well? I was just calling because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to see if I could court you. What you want

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Speaker 1: to watch? I think that we've gotten off to the

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Speaker 1: wrong foot here. No, we ain't got off on a

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Speaker 1: raw foot. Okay, Tom, How are you gonna watch me

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Speaker 1: into my number and then call me afterwards and tell

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Speaker 1: me I'm thick? Are you stupid? And what kind of

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Speaker 1: response do you expect from that? I tek you to

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Speaker 1: kind of date you and go on a date with

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Speaker 1: you after that trying? Are you crazy? Give you a compliment? Okay,

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Speaker 1: something's wrong with you? Don't call my number anymore? Seriously, Like,

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Speaker 1: don't do it? Hey, it would be my honor, if

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Speaker 1: you and your fine self would accompany me on a date.

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Speaker 1: What have you been watching? Like black movies? Or like

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Speaker 1: like seriously, like where are you finding? Like why are

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Speaker 1: you even talking? The way you're talking? You sound ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I just really do. I thought that you were beautiful

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Speaker 1: and I appreciate that, but right now you're creepy and

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Speaker 1: you're creeping me out. If you I promise I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not a creep like you keep saying. I just

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Speaker 1: I'm a man who saw you at the grocery store

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Speaker 1: and thought, damn girl as soon as you walked by,

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Speaker 1: And so you can say whatever you want to say

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Speaker 1: if you could just give me a chance. I know

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Speaker 1: this place we could go for lunch. They serve the

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Speaker 1: best humus round and we could go eat some hummus

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Speaker 1: and then maybe play some frisbee golf. You know what,

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Speaker 1: Just don't call me. Okay, I just bought the new

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Speaker 1: will I am CD, and I promise you a rock

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Speaker 1: in evening if you had accompany men, are you going

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Speaker 1: to give up? I'm like waiting for you to give up.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to happen. I refuse to give up because,

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Speaker 1: like I said, you know, damn girl, you're thick and wow.

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Speaker 1: All right, you you and I could be like fire

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Speaker 1: and ice. You know, you're fired up and I'm just

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Speaker 1: a icy cool character and take you out on a

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Speaker 1: day really, Oh my god, all right, you know that's

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Speaker 1: not going to happen. I can't wait to take you

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Speaker 1: out and slap that ass. What did you just say?

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Speaker 1: I said, I can't wait, you wait to take you

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Speaker 1: out and slap that ass. You're okay, you got the

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Speaker 1: kind of booty anymore? You got the kind of booty

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Speaker 1: that looks like it slaps back. You do? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Okay, how about that? How about that?

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Speaker 1: And if I see you, I'm beating your ass. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure if you're gonna beat your assy morning crazy. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brooken Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: This is who Jebil from Moving ninety two point five.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Yeah, your friend like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm like over your sweating and about to

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Speaker 1: cry because I'm so pissed off. Set me up, your friend, Cynthia,

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Speaker 1: set you up. I'm going to She said that you

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Speaker 1: she said, you always get the weirdest guys hitting on you.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, morning, I just have one thing to

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Speaker 1: say to you. Yeah, damn girl, You're thick. What wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with l we wint in that any

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Speaker 1: two point five