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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. Then's the nineteen

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Speaker 1: one edition, and Kevin probably does that. Kevin pobs that, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't need to I can't have them all. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I listened. What what the hell would

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Speaker 1: you just say? Oh? Okay, well you wait to follow

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Speaker 1: them from coming home. But I digress. Let's meet Alchemy

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Speaker 1: Show Toronto, Doctor Strange or things. Tell of your latest

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Speaker 1: plan for people and peace of mind? Tell of my

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Speaker 1: latest plan for people and peace of mind. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand the question. But my latest plan for people.

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Speaker 1: My immedia association with that was um like connections, maybe

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Speaker 1: a physical connection. So my immediate plan is hug I

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Speaker 1: just talking about the tool. I like to hug a tool.

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Speaker 1: So and then for peace of mind, I immediately associated

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Speaker 1: with like meditation, and I just you know, we all

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Speaker 1: So hugging, hugging and meditation and uh, and I invite

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Speaker 1: Caroline Cutter to to join me, and either of those

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Speaker 1: meditating with me or hugging, I don't need it. I

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Speaker 1: don't need it. So thank you so much for asking.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Caroline, thank you for your time. Why there's

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Speaker 1: James Ceney long tall, silly. Have you fired a weapon

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Speaker 1: of any cun uh? I have? I've fired a slingshot.

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Speaker 1: So not a bone arrow. I remember as a child

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Speaker 1: I couldn't pull the string. It was like, I think

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Speaker 1: it's compound. I didn't have I was too young. I

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Speaker 1: didn't have the strength to pull the string. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's a string. But let's move forward. Hang someone

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Speaker 1: who has used a bone arrow successfully. It's a tool,

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Speaker 1: sing with the weather, a tool. It is gonna be warm. Warm.

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Speaker 1: When I stay warm, I mean hot. And when I

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Speaker 1: say hot, I mean it is gonna burn up. All right, People,

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Speaker 1: keep your acs on if you have them, If you don't,

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Speaker 1: just stay in there all day. It's totally fine. Sergeant

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Speaker 1: General doesn't say anything about it. All right, back to you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Caroline Counter caro'schet favorite prank from high school. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know this is good. You know she got like

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Speaker 1: fift I have any good ones. I think one time

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Speaker 1: I um uh, sometime one time before my time, somebody

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Speaker 1: So someone let a pig into the campus or into

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Speaker 1: that I liked. Yeah, I can't concentrate. Joey is like

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Speaker 1: It's making me laugh. There's a little shine. Yeah, oh man,

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Speaker 1: um and last, but he will come to your home

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Speaker 1: in the wee hours if you think at least it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer fanny pack lover the only thing you simply

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Speaker 1: cannot wait to wear and out of COVID, out of COVID,

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Speaker 1: coming out of COVID. Oh, if I could use any

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Speaker 1: Now he's an a man. Huh, that's the one that

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Speaker 1: that's someone that destroys me. The dog. He is a puppy,

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Speaker 1: Patreon member Steve, who wrote, Dear Alchemist, thank you all

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Speaker 1: video game green room, where all the video game characters

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Speaker 1: get ready to go out and perform in your favorite games.

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Speaker 1: Cheers Steve from Pacific. Anyone got to check this? You

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Speaker 1: got to check this game machine is gonna work. I

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Speaker 1: think it should. It should. Like my dad got the

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Speaker 1: whole game room, so it's like pretty ligit. Everything's pretty

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Speaker 1: like set up here for us. So yeah, so we

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Speaker 1: can play any game. I got like sixty different systems.

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Speaker 1: I guess some systems that are like not even on

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Speaker 1: at some point. Yeah, it should. Everything. I just turned

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Speaker 1: everything on. Is it is it true that you're so

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Speaker 1: rich that there's a room in your house where all

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Speaker 1: to go. That's I'm sorry, I said I heard. Sorry, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't know this. Just back you know what I heard.

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Speaker 1: I heard your dad has a different apartment. My dad

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Speaker 1: is not cheating on my mom. Alright. I didn't say that, dude,

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Speaker 1: I just yeah, that's you're implying. Okay, I know there's

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Speaker 1: a rumor going around school and he's not. But what

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Speaker 1: us out the room with I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you want to make your son very happy, then

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Speaker 1: you should get him this ancient video game system. All right,

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Speaker 1: Please feel free to purchase this. It is not available

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Speaker 1: at any other store. Yeah, I'm yeah. I want to

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Speaker 1: make my son happy, and you just came up to

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Speaker 1: It's it's video game system from a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: Is this like an act? Are you like? Is this

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Speaker 1: like a performance thing? Follow me back to my store. Store.

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Speaker 1: I'm a businessman. I can tell by that nice suit

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Speaker 1: and you've got a really nice watch on. Please follow me.

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Speaker 1: Followed me to my store. There's I've got many things.

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Speaker 1: It's right inside here. Let me unlock this store. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: sorry and started to bleed there you okay, buddy, it's

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Speaker 1: it's just very sharp keys, very sharp keys. Okay, lots

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Speaker 1: come here. Cover your mouth when you're here. So this

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Speaker 1: the souls. So is the hot Dog hot Dog roller

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Speaker 1: take a second. Okay, everything as a separate generator, Paul,

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Speaker 1: Is it is it true that you know Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know Shock very close family friends. We always vacation

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Speaker 1: and the Caymans together. Could you in their hand really

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Speaker 1: disappear in his end when you shake hands? I've heard that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's huge. So what about this room? Is it true

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Speaker 1: characters are waiting around until we decide to play them? Danny,

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Speaker 1: what do you keep asking? I don't know. I'm dumb.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a great home life. There are only

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Speaker 1: three rules to this video game system. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I haven't said I wanted to buy it. Yet. But

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Speaker 1: at this point you've come in and you've wasted a

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Speaker 1: lot of my time. You need to buy you're telling

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Speaker 1: me I've wasted your time. You too, You've wasted my time.

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Speaker 1: I was going to work. I have a meeting at

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Speaker 1: nine am with uh overseas client and we'll make this fast. Charles,

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Speaker 1: your obverse says client is online too. To Charles, okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, okay, and can you hang up this time

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Speaker 1: because usually like to stay on it. I've already hung up.

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Speaker 1: That's not can't be possible if you're responding to me.

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Speaker 1: We're hearing all of this. Sorry, this is so unprofessional.

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Speaker 1: This is my is that can you hear to me?

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Speaker 1: N hear you? I can't understand it. Damn word that's

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Speaker 1: coming out of your mouth. But uh yeah, one died

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Speaker 1: to say thank you for the thing, of course. Okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Um so here's the thing. My company buys wires that

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Speaker 1: get the Internet from the United States to across the ocean.

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Speaker 1: So um, so, I just want to know, if you're

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Speaker 1: Mr le Clerc, you sound a little distracted. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: how did you know that? I no one's ever noticed

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Speaker 1: anything about me. Yeah, I was distracted and thinking about

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Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with this. Would you like

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Speaker 1: I even never left my homework country. Hmm. Born and

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Speaker 1: raised in Germany? What town? Uh? Paul? Is it true

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Speaker 1: easy to digest, Dan, is it we're going to that room? Well,

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Speaker 1: now we're going in that room, but like, is it

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Speaker 1: my god, my dad, Mom, Mom? Are fine, They're not

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Speaker 1: it's sad, but it's probably not true. Is that the

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Speaker 1: You know my name? Yeah, I know your name. Hey,

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Speaker 1: walking by the store. Do you guys just sell batteries.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for like these deep batteries. Come inside, Come inside,

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Speaker 1: I have I have these batteries. I got these batteries.

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Speaker 1: These like like, I got these batteries, come deep close

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Speaker 1: kind of machine do you need to run with these batteries? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the CBS. No, no, no, I've

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Speaker 1: got you just the battery. Now listen, I understand you're

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Speaker 1: I'm with the FBI. This is just a quick I'll

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Speaker 1: be I won't take too much of your time. I know.

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Speaker 1: For you, time is money, Is that right? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: You must have seen my poster on my back wall.

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Speaker 1: Time is money and live love next to each other. Yes, So,

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Speaker 1: just just a weird, a weird question here. Now, it

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Speaker 1: seems that UM, in some of the cargo shipments that

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Speaker 1: contain your wires, Um, it seems that individuals have been

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Speaker 1: That makes sense, That makes perfect sense. And then one

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Speaker 1: last question. So they're from all around the world. Is

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Speaker 1: It ends at ten. Oh yeah, Okay. I do balloons,

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Speaker 1: Once a motor role? I can't, dude? But hello, hello ah,

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Speaker 1: Remember those Yeah? Yeah, you were at a lot of them.

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Speaker 1: so I'll just cut you hurry up? No, all right?

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Speaker 1: You're a clown man, I'm not going to character work

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Speaker 1: as it were, Grant, but I own this lawnmowers. To

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Speaker 1: not wearing any makeup. It's just just the way I look. Please,

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00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: you are a makeup. No, I'm saying I don't wear

417
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: man kept Wait why are you laughing now that? Oh? Now,

418
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: this kid is laughing at me too. All right, listen,

419
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: I'm a this is a profession and make balloon. Okay,

420
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just gonna ignore that kid on a parrot. No,

421
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: it's a parrot. It's a parrot. It sounds like a kid.

422
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: I'm just a bike right on a bike. Yeah, yeah,

423
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: so yeah, man, okay, I can make a parrot and

424
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: if that's yeah, I'll make that spirit spright right right

425
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: right there you go. Can you make a par of penis?

426
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: A par of penis? Yeah? Sure, I mean this is

427
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 1: the kind of art you want. Hey, Hugh, I know

428
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: this is your shop. I'm just I'm managing. I'm doing

429
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: my part. We've discussed that that balloon art guy drove

430
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: out a lot of customers. Uh and uh, it's I

431
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 1: don't know what else to say, but you can't have that.

432
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 1: That stuff just should stay at home or on the phone.

433
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: You know where's this coming? Him, Scott, It's it's coming

434
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: from what I'm watching on the I'm just trying to

435
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: look out for the business, that's it. I'm just looking

436
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: up for the business. Okay, Well, that's a little presumptuous

437
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: of a suggestion that no one else but you was

438
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 1: looking out for the business. Well, because I feel like

439
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm the one whos gonna say something to you. I

440
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: don't think anyone else wants to get in trouble or

441
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: feels like I mean I would like to say something

442
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: since I was here, right, Yeah, I thought I thought

443
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: I ran this shop, but I guess you do. Okay,

444
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,479
Speaker 1: all right, so let's let's let's get a lot to unpack.

445
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 1: Here a couple of grants. You're both confused. Is that

446
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: young lady's birthday party? And frankly, I think we should

447
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: shut the shop down, shut down most of the shops

448
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: on main Street. Is she not your daughter? No, we

449
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: just see we look alike. What Yeah, um, dad um,

450
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: I was hiding in the closet of your warehouse. I

451
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: gotta stop you right there. I'm actually I'm actually not

452
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: your She's wonderful confusion. Seen three comes from from Patrin,

453
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: not the maniac David Roger, who wrote, Hi, Kevin, I

454
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: had another fever dream or scene suggestion as it were,

455
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: law and order hundred acre woods in parentheses when he

456
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: David Roger, Hey you my new partner. Yeah, I guess

457
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: so that's cool. Are you gonna wear a vest today? Yeah?

458
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: Just so you know I've seen some ship. Yeah, partner

459
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: I've ever had has died on the job, but not

460
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: from your hand. No, what do you think I am

461
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: some kind of murderer. I'm I'm a cop. Detectives catchup

462
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: and gumsickle coming to my office. Sub starts. You got

463
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: a case for both of you. You just spit in

464
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: my office. Yeah, yeah, clean that up. Don't just say

465
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: you're sorry. All right. I don't give a ship that

466
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: our precincts in the woods. All right, we're gonna treat this. Look,

467
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: we're in the big cities of just saying it might

468
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: be helpful to put some walls in the ceiling up.

469
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: If you want us to respect you, you want us

470
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: to chop the woods down. Huh, the thing that we're

471
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: supposed to serve and protect the wood. Getting back to

472
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: the case, serge, Yeah, it looks like there's some illegal

473
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: log my chest, some illegal logging going on somewhere down

474
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: by the Yeah, and what does that have to do

475
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: with us. We investigate some murderers, We investigates rapists, we

476
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: investigate criminal intent, criminal intent. Thank you. I'm changing when

477
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: you investigate, all right, I'm sickle. Catch up, Sergeant mustas

478
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: in my office us. Yes, sir, you can't change the

479
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: directive of the police department, all right, I understand, sir.

480
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: I just thought based on what we had discussed. What

481
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: you love is nature. But you can't just change things

482
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: to your liking and let this corrupt system eat us alive.

483
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: Chief we have an opportunity to make a difference. I

484
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: only oh, yeah, the difference. Yeah, you're doing it for me,

485
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: stupid logging beat. This is the first um place that

486
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: we have on our cheet to check out something. Funck

487
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: lives here. Hey, sir, can you help me out here? Please? Her?

488
00:31:52,840 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 1: My partner gumsiclea. He lost another one. It looks like

489
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: I know who you are. He's just not meant I

490
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: catch up. I know who you are. He's dead. It's

491
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: like all your other partners not by your hand. Right, Oh,

492
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: I've heard it. What do you want from me? I

493
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: want to know if you got a permit for chopping

494
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: down those logs. Yeah, permit, got a permit from God?

495
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: Show it to me then, and it better be glowing

496
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: if it's from God, because this sounds awfully fake to me. Really,

497
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: Let's first, let's see if your partners alive. If he's dead,

498
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: I'm not dead today, So what's the problem. You gotta

499
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: ship your pants or something or you sound constipated. No,

500
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: it's just the bullet in my thigh. But I think

501
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: came from your gun. Shoot. I forgot to turn the

502
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: safety on the gun. This is how all of my

503
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 1: partners have died before. I haven't killed them. It has

504
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: been accidents. It has been from my gun and it

505
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: has accidentally shot everyone. Please do not die. Catch up

506
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: in my off I'm demoting the sarge. The sarge is

507
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: now going to be your new partner. You think I'm

508
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: happy about it? Catch up? Oh God, you're here standing

509
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: behind that true didn't even know he was standing there.

510
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Can we get some real chairs for a wall?

511
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: Chairs are made up already want these chairs? Those are

512
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: a plastic just anywhere, you just leave them anywhere. So

513
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:36,479
Speaker 1: these YouTube Okay, I'm back partner, So let's see that

514
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: permit or else? These uh handcuffs have your name on

515
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: them and metaphorically metaphor what's your partner's name? Catch up

516
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: in my office? Wow, we wasn't sure if it was

517
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: you or not, but we gotta. We got a new

518
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: We think it's just a bad streak and we think

519
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: it sober. So we got your new partner. Here, Go

520
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: and introduce yourself. Just to be clear when you keep

521
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: giving me these new partners. I understand that gums goal

522
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: was shot in the leg, and the last one I

523
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: just didn't remember his name. They're still alive, right, Like,

524
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: I'm just getting reassigned new partners because I'm now. This

525
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: is why you need to go to the funerals, because

526
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: you then you can see them they have passed on.

527
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: You're getting new partners because they're drinking. Because I didn't

528
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: remember his name. No, no, no, I'm just saying he died.

529
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: He had a tab wound that he died from. Was

530
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: from my my knife fall in my pocket. Yes, you

531
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: gotta be working for you, shouldn't. Yeah? Are you sure

532
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 1: there's not another person that could be assigned to? No, Johnson,

533
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: you're in. Oh, this looks like names piglet. Okay, we're back.

534
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm here with piglet Johnson yet the piglet you're thinking of. Okay,

535
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: so let's see some I d let's see some logging permits.

536
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: Why don't I show you something? Yeah, it's your idea

537
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: or your logging permit. I would love to see either

538
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 1: of those. It's a list, a long list of names

539
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: of people who are dead, Detective ketchup. Any of those

540
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: look familiar to you? Um, yeah, it's my that's all

541
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: my partners names. And it looks like, um, just some names.

542
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm being honest, or maybe it's

543
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: just they're spelling in a different way, and you know

544
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: when you kind of read something, it's different than how

545
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: it's set out loud. So that four debts confirmed? Can

546
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: I see that list? Can you take a quick nder?

547
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: Can you read? Can you read? No? But I can count.

548
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: I just want to see how far that list goes down?

549
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: Thirty six? I thought it was. It's one of the two.

550
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is, Piglet, you are you're feeling safe.

551
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 1: You're feeling safe? No, not at all. But I wasn't

552
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: given another option for hold on, catch up, catch up,

553
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: hold on before you act crazy? Hear me out, what

554
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,959
Speaker 1: if we become partners? Just chop that that pig Wait,

555
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: it was a pig it's a piglet. It was a

556
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: guy with the name Piglet. Thank you, Thank you, detective

557
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: for coming to the funeral. Piglet had a huge litter,

558
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: little piggies. Nothing piece. Funeral is when someone is dead, right,

559
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: That's why I have to come here. Huh yeah, okay,

560
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: um okay, well I'm so sorry. Um uh. If you

561
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: want me to describe, I don't know what. Give you

562
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: a closure? Do you want me to describe in detail.

563
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: I know we don't want we don't no, no, no,

564
00:36:54,840 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: don't pictures now, no no, no no. It's also I

565
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: got my phone twelve and the clarity on here is

566
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: so incredible. Some SlowMo too, of when the now. I

567
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: need this housing district built by tonight. Do you understand

568
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: I got a lot of money I owe the Germans,

569
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: so I gotta make sure this gets done right. You

570
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: are the right guys, because it seems like you're chopping

571
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: one tree and it ain't fall. It's a huge tree.

572
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: It's a huge tree. Plus plus I got an inside

573
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: connection with the cops. Give me one second. Yeah, just

574
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: so you know, we have your phone number. We all

575
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: saw here in Germany. We're going to kill you if

576
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: you don't kill this thing. Your boss is telling you. Now,

577
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: good luck, Mezza pasta people. Okay, I understand you mean business.

578
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: What was that one of your guys? They don't want

579
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: to loop me in or what you want to call

580
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: him back on my phone. I don't know that it

581
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: was just another threat. I'm just saying if it look, hey,

582
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: if it was if it was just an anonymous threat

583
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 1: from one of my people, then you know what the

584
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: machine is working felt a little It felt a little specific.

585
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: It felt a little specific, maybe like a nation was

586
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: there that you might not know. But like I was saying,

587
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 1: it's a huge tree, so you better believe I'm gonna

588
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: get this whole housing project set up ten nights. You

589
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: think they're hiding info for me? It just feels like

590
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: maybe they're not sharing everything because I'm the boss. I

591
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: run it, I run this show. I get that. That's

592
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: why you're here. That's why you're here. Yeah, boss, boss

593
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: doesn't sit in an office somewhere drinking sparkling water and

594
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: making phone calls. A boss gets on the floor. That's

595
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: what a phone person does. You know what I mean? Hey,

596
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: you wanted me to cop? No, you're talking about you

597
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: weren't watt. No, I'm saying you wanted me to tell tip.

598
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: Why would that? Why would I want to? I don't

599
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: know what you like and don't like it to know you.

600
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 1: What are you telling me? You at out with cops?

601
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 1: What does this? Okay? So you know? Okay, Hey, write

602
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: this down. He doesn't want to hang out with a detective.

603
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What you are they're wiring this?

604
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: What you're talking? What you shut the hill? Up sting.

605
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: Should I be writing everything down right? He's an intern.

606
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep up. All right, everything's good. No,

607
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: it better be. This housing development better be done by tonight. Germany?

608
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: Are you friending in the center? The dead center? The

609
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: dead center of Germany? Yeah, Hamburg, Berlin area. You know,

610
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: if you'll excuse me, just still working on that street.

611
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: Where did we park the car? I mean I don't

612
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 1: even know. Okay, the guys that came with they left apparently. Look,

613
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: can I be honest with you me? Okay, I'm taking

614
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: notes sometimes Castle. Look, you're not the boss. I know,

615
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: I'm the intern. No, you you're talking to you only

616
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: German in the woods. You're not the boss that we're

617
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: looking for. A German in the woods. Who the hell

618
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: is that's an actual talking ground hug. You won't shame

619
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: you do a little dance? Hell yeah, what the is?

620
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: Just wish I'm kind of magical Forceley, give me a dollar.

621
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: If you can't believe that, maybe you'll believe this. Poo Okay,

622
00:40:53,680 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: what's going on? That's going on to go? Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: it's okay, I'm I'm not supposed to shoot. I'm a okay,

624
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Speaker 1: can I shot you in the leg. I'm your partner.

625
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm your partner. Makes sense. I don't think I'm on

626
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: a mic. Holy sh it, that go up to God.

627
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: Isn't it interesting that I knew all of your partners died,

628
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: and yet I was the one who suggested that we

629
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Speaker 1: be partners? What does that say about me? Kg on

630
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Speaker 1: him the whole time? Agn't catch up. We're firing you.

631
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: We can't, we can't do it. Give me one more

632
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: chance that I have a bad cop. We you think

633
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: with thirty four or thirty seven deaths, and one of

634
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: them was they talked, Okay, well that you've just made

635
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: your own case. All right, I'm to order my subway,

636
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, so um, that's cool. So you were

637
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: an agent before. That's that's nice. Um. So what we

638
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: do here is we've taken a look at nails and

639
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: then we did and then we look at the size

640
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: of him when we put them in a different bind.

641
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: I'm sort nails. Yeah, okay, Well, if you'll have me,

642
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: I would love to work here. My biggest danger is

643
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Speaker 1: to other people. But I think that I if I

644
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: don't have a weapon, I can't hurt anyone. And I

645
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: would love to work here at nail factory. Nail in

646
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: my eye. I'm gonna nail in my damn yeh. Nails

647
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: are a weapon. Nails are Hey, Grant, you did a

648
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: really good job mowing my lawn and sorry you could.

649
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: Sorry you can. You can make to the party. But hey,

650
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: if you maybe want to see my daughter, maybe you

651
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: can help me build a treehouse. And do you wanna

652
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: help me about the treehouse. Maybe you can start by

653
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: going to the nail shop. The last time I went

654
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: to the lawnmower shop it turned out real weird. I'm

655
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: asking you to the nails nail shop. Okay, all right,

656
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: I'll go to the nail shop. You're a good boy.

657
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: Just some nails and some wood, that's it. Okay, I'm

658
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: Hugh again. If you could just do this on your

659
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: personal time, not at the lawnmower store. No, understand. I

660
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: understand that because you guys carry John Dere's John Dere's.

661
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: Are you talking to me or hey man, one of

662
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Speaker 1: you is Hugh, right, this is yeah. I'm looking for

663
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: somebody to help me pick some nails. Yeah, Hi, I

664
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Speaker 1: usually just mostly do the sorting, but I can help

665
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: you pick okay, good? Uh? Standard treehouse I believe it

666
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: will probably be up well, obviously in a tree. Um

667
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: that's I thought you were. I'm I'm looking for guidance

668
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: on it. You have to know what kind of nail

669
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: you want here. I'm not li I'm not like nail.

670
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: But there's a nail. But oh, is he gonna be? Okay? No,

671
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how he's survived this long. He's blind,

672
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: he's I've got him in the ears, he's both can't hear. Okay,

673
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: let me I'll like it. Look through this kind of

674
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: stack of nails up here, and you can see what

675
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: you like and then i'll uh, whoa well are you alive? Okay?

676
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: Problem solved? So you let him know what jail you

677
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: want out of there? And I don't think I need

678
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: it is called nine huh call nine Okay, you gotta

679
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: listen to this nine on one call it is. We're

680
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: not supposed No, you're not supposed to playing back. It

681
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. What do you think you think?

682
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: Nine one is the technology? You know the CIA is

683
00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: tapping them? Just play back, all right, nine one one?

684
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: What's your emergency? The right now? Hold on hold on,

685
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: let me find find hold on shit Oh funk I

686
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: deleted it? Oh god damn it, I fucking deleted it.

687
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: You called me over and I was about to eat

688
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: my subway. I got a cold cut three or right now,

689
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm about to go down my gullet. Hi. Um guys, I, UM,

690
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: you know you're supposed to be listening to other people's

691
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: phone calls to alert us when there's a problem, okay,

692
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: And what you've done is you have accidentally deleted every

693
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: single one phone call that could be used, um to

694
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: indict people as evidence to um you know, help, Sorry,

695
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: do you want to say something to me? You have

696
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: something to say to me? I'm calling you both in

697
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 1: my office because you're both in trouble and you wanted

698
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: What do you want to say to me that's going

699
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: to help you? Guys out? Does it feel like the

700
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: system should have a fail safe that you know, like

701
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 1: delete all? Do you really want to do this? Yes?

702
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: Or no? Yeah? I don't know, because that's it's a systems.

703
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: It's not your two's fault for listening to them deleting them. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

704
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did somebody order a construction person detective? Catchup?

705
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: You're just back all of a sudden. Yeah, I got um, Yes,

706
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 1: you got what inspired? Yeah? I got inspired? Okay, passionate

707
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: about the job to serve people. Yes, welcome back. That's

708
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: our show for today. We have a hard five for

709
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: the Caroline Connor. As my computer says, one oh four. Still,

710
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say thank you very much Caroline for joining

711
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: us today. Thank you all. I couldn't have done it

712
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: without all of you. It's so true. We will not

713
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: let you forget it until next time. Thank you, thank

714
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: you all right, and now I will take my time

715
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: thanking the rest of you. I'm sorry I had to

716
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: rush that goodbye with Caroline, but oh she's still here.

717
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave when you least expected, right out. One

718
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: of five. That's fair, a tool sing a, thanks for

719
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: having me. This is always fun. I I just said

720
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: your name because I didn't want you to shut off

721
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: your end guests. Okay, right, sorry, just good but go

722
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 1: ahead and say goodbye. All right, thank you very much.

723
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump off here. I got a lot of

724
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: stuff to do, but thanks and uh yeah, check out

725
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: a tool time on any socials. You've got a lot

726
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: of stuff to do. I don't. I don't know why

727
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: I said that, all right, please stick around for at least.

728
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado Chris, Yeah, dude, I just hope a tool

729
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: gets to everything he needs to get to today. I

730
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: mean it's he's a busy dude, that's for sure. Um.

731
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Speaker 1: I love everybody. Check out my other podcast, The Comedy Figs,

732
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: where we will make you question everything you've ever thought

733
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: you knew about comedy and improvisation. When When? When is

734
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 1: the next time? Sony is a good boy? Is gonna

735
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 1: eat this motherfucker? Dude, you know it. Don't get me started.

736
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: You know what, He's gonna eat this evening. Okay, he's

737
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: been very picky. He doesn't want his kid anymore. He

738
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,760
Speaker 1: wants all the trees you want, just a cook frame

739
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: he wanted. And you know what, I'm happy to do it.

740
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm happy because I love him more than I love

741
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: most anything in this world. So so he's gonna get

742
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: what he wants. He's a good boy. Sunny is a

743
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: good boy. On Instagram, thank you, it sounds like he's

744
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: onto you and is now using He's got me. He's

745
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: got me, he knows my number. Yeah, and Joey, how

746
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: is your hound? He's doing great, little psychotic, but because

747
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: he's a puppy. Yeah, yeah, he's good, absolutely psychotic, he's chill.

748
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: What is the most psychotic thing he did recently? Well,

749
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: he does like he he'll play bite with you and

750
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: like right his teeth are just like really sharp right now.

751
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: But the most psychotic thing he did is he took

752
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: one He took my credit card and he purchased six

753
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:55,760
Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of like we don't and like the music,

754
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: it's none of our business what he purchases. Make it

755
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: easy's and you got out of pay on your phone,

756
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's it's a problem. James Ceney, thank

757
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: you for joining us from the Palaatto Woods. I believe

758
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: Standford University is somewhere nearby. It's so great to have

759
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: you home. And I'm gonna need to see your face

760
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 1: in person soon please, I can't wait. I can't wait.

761
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: All right, righteous, let's thank our engineering producer to the stars,

762
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: Mr Dougbean uh And on the fine folks that I

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00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 1: hurt media, I'm host Kevin reminding you that the folks

764
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: I gather here for this particular podcast are incredibly talented

765
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 1: and uh and give of their time for you. If

766
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: you want to follow them on the socials and let

767
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: them know how much you love them. That would make

768
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: me happy. Um, please be kind to each other, my

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00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: goodness gracious, now is the time to care about each other.

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Speaker 1: Please uh and until next time,