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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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Speaker 2: This is important.

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Speaker 3: If I was face down mom pooping on my back,

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Speaker 3: that's all right.

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Speaker 4: Let's bring back buff cherry. Jesus Christ, what are we

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Speaker 4: doing as a society?

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Speaker 2: Grandpa? Are those those dog fighting guys with the ex

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Speaker 2: president's wife?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: What everybody's judging me now because I have blooded my jazz?

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Speaker 6: Fuck you.

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Speaker 2: Buckle up, bro? What happened with Hay? Very bad kick?

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Speaker 3: I ever seen.

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Speaker 2: We do that one more time?

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna be real with you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, everybody, super quiet, Let's see if you can do it?

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Speaker 6: Like, can you not kick? Did we just find that out?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: I used to hacky sack all the time. Dude, Oh,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna check it out. I'm like, there we go.

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Speaker 5: Oh do you want to hack?

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Speaker 6: That was really bad? Dog?

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Speaker 3: Hey we could do this, will you guys?

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Speaker 2: Can we just hack and sack for a little bit?

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Speaker 4: No, they'd be disappointed if we hacky sacked. I will say,

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Speaker 4: I think this show might go off the fucking rail.

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Speaker 4: The crew here at the Paramount are fucking awesome, and

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Speaker 4: then we buzzed off with them backstage, and then they

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Speaker 4: also have a lot lot of buzzballs here. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: if you've tasted that poison, you know that it could

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Speaker 4: really go off the rails to that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, normally I have like the tequila rita, that's the

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Speaker 5: espresso martini.

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Speaker 3: Oh that sounds delectable.

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Speaker 2: Is this the first venue that serves buzzballs in our honor?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 4: Well, we'll see. I mean, thank you, guys, thank you.

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Speaker 4: We'll see how the show goes. We will see, we

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Speaker 4: will I'm so confused.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little confused, to be honest, because we're at

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Speaker 2: the Paramount Theater. But part of me is like yeah

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Speaker 2: plus yeah, Paramount, Like, hey, but this is the Paramount Theater.

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Speaker 2: Let's hear it from the Paramount Theater.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but for the Paramount theater, great theater.

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Speaker 7: And then there's very much not for a Paramount plus yeah,

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Speaker 7: Paramount plus.

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Speaker 4: Ever those of you that are in the audience that

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Speaker 4: are just here on a date or you're like your

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Speaker 4: dad brought you. That has been happening a lot, where

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Speaker 4: like it's a teenager who's like I didn't ever really

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Speaker 4: watch you guys.

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Speaker 6: But my dad's a big fan.

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Speaker 2: And then he's in designated driver at sixteen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the dad is like our age and

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Speaker 4: we're like a fuck, we're old now, dude.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and the old dude the kids like you raised me,

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Speaker 8: and we're.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you're doing great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well done, all things considered.

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Speaker 4: He has like eyeball tattoos, and he's like, actually, I

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Speaker 4: watched every episode since I was six, right, yeah.

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Speaker 6: We know you did.

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Speaker 5: Anytime you blink it says tight, butthole, that's a decision

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Speaker 5: and I encourage it.

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Speaker 4: And he's like and actually, my dick says, keep it sleazy,

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Speaker 4: and my asshole says, and I'm out a young man,

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Speaker 4: young man.

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Speaker 9: Yo, that's a good tattoo to put above your asshole.

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Speaker 6: And I'm out, and I'm out.

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Speaker 2: I'm out Lake trow. Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 8: Let's get it tonight. Let's do it live on stage.

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Speaker 6: Bring bring out the tattoo artists.

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Speaker 3: All right, right, it a rock, let's go.

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Speaker 4: Damn dude, Kyle gets in that position one so easily

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Speaker 4: and so frequently.

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Speaker 2: Can you put your legs on your head?

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Speaker 3: It's a stretch.

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Speaker 2: Can you put one or both legs behind your head and.

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Speaker 3: There's no way I could do that, but I'll try

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Speaker 3: for you.

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Speaker 6: Let's should we should we play old up?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Pretty good?

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Speaker 9: Now go for the other one that that was not cool?

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Speaker 2: Old up?

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Speaker 6: All right, Kyle, the other.

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Speaker 2: Old Thanksgiving Turkey?

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Speaker 6: Where where were you that you did the breakdancing?

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Speaker 2: It was wild?

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Speaker 3: That was We did that just the other day in Texas?

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Speaker 3: Where were we in sugar Land? We were in sugar Land.

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Speaker 2: Houston, Texas.

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Speaker 6: This guy fucking break danced and I'm not going to

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Speaker 6: ask him to do it again.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 6: Look at his body. Shug your haunches to the crowd checkers.

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Speaker 3: You want to see those, dude? Look at these?

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, look at you.

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Speaker 9: See what happens when you break dance as a thirty

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Speaker 9: nine year old man?

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Speaker 3: Goodbye? Hey, guess what?

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Speaker 6: Guess what?

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Speaker 3: It's on one side, it's also on the fucking other side.

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Speaker 4: Bro, bro, those hips do not lie.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you turned your muffin tops into brand muffins.

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Speaker 2: Ho.

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Speaker 5: Yes, okay, I'll give myself some points all that before

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Speaker 5: we get.

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Speaker 3: Well, he already gave points.

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Speaker 2: What is it? What do you mean by brand muffins?

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Speaker 2: How is that a joke? Yeah? I'm saying that the

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Speaker 2: color of his Why didn't you say blueberry muffins right,

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Speaker 2: or or you cooked them.

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Speaker 4: That's a better joke, but that's still you still get

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Speaker 4: points for doing a joke. Yeah, just because you have

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Speaker 4: a better one in the chamber. You got to come

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Speaker 4: with the jokes a little quicker if you want to

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Speaker 4: get points.

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Speaker 2: Are we on stage yet? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Ship we are?

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck? Yeah, yeah we're here. Yeah, we're here.

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Speaker 9: Is obviously better, though, I want to figure this out,

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Speaker 9: because blueberry is obviously better than bran.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so give him points as well.

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Speaker 5: Okay, fine, I guess I hate that you guys are

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Speaker 5: bullying me into points.

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Speaker 2: Now just shut up for a second.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't have a I don't have a dog

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Speaker 3: in the fight.

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Speaker 2: I'm the I'm the Also, you believe.

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Speaker 6: In dog fighting, I'm wow, Michael Vick over here, God

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Speaker 6: putting words in my mouth.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just I'm on the bottom.

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Speaker 6: We're on the topic, like I don't want to see.

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Speaker 4: Dogs die for sure, I don't see that the dog

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Speaker 2: A whoops, like where are I even going?

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Speaker 4: And then it's like one crazy nine you have the

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Speaker 4: one wild friend who has like an eye patch, and

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Speaker 4: he takes you to a dog fighting ring and you might.

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Speaker 10: Who throw out a few dollars if you have to

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Speaker 10: the big one, if you have to see dog fighting, Like,

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Speaker 10: who's the person that like the headline of who you

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Speaker 10: were with?

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Speaker 6: Would like bury the method man?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, method man.

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Speaker 6: If you're with method Man he takes you to a dog.

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Speaker 2: Fighting ring, you just going fuck. I don't know I was.

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Speaker 5: Gonna say DJ Khaled, I don't know why that came

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Speaker 5: in my mind's because it's another one.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it would be like, is there the one dog

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Speaker 11: dies he's like and another one.

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Speaker 8: They want the people want points for Kyle.

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Speaker 4: Don't stand you with the points tonight at the amount

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Speaker 4: I'm willing to take votes.

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Speaker 8: Let's just be a democracy.

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Speaker 12: I like this.

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Speaker 2: I want to go with Michelle Obama. Okay, yes, but.

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Speaker 6: Wait, that's what you want a dog fight with?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Or isn't you seen the video where they put

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Speaker 2: there they put the just I'm gonna finish my thoughts.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what, Jesus, I don't know what in

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Speaker 2: the Long Island has gotten in you tonight.

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Speaker 8: No, it's not that, it's it's buzzballs.

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Speaker 2: True. Haven't you seen the video where like she dunked

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Speaker 2: on somebody like at the White House and was like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I got a feeling like when the first dog dies,

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Speaker 6: I'll be like, I guess it's not that bad dude

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Speaker 6: in dog fighting.

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Speaker 4: Maybe maybe i'd take this back because I get I

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Speaker 4: don't want to see dogs died.

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Speaker 6: I thought they just fought until one dog was the winner.

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Speaker 5: I think if that, yeah, for sure, No, Adam, They're like,

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Speaker 5: all right, dog, you won dog, right.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that was like fully pinned down.

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Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, they got like pauliflower ear, you know,

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Speaker 4: they're pinned against the mat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: No, they they like ripped each other's throats out and

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Speaker 6: one I take it back.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't even care if method Man's taken me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. I don't even care if.

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Speaker 6: But that being said, okay, pretty crazy night. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: it was.

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Speaker 2: A wild rock Whiler rock Wiler, that's right, not the

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Speaker 2: man Redman right comes full circle.

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Speaker 6: Is woutin clan from Long Island? Is that right? Staten Island,

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Speaker 6: Saton Island. I think of my islands fucked up.

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Speaker 8: Okay, into our research.

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Speaker 2: We went to Wikipedia for about ninety seconds, and then

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Speaker 2: we did buzzballs. Everybody, relax, Yeah you see what you

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Speaker 2: see what I'm wearing. Come on now, yeah, give it

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Speaker 2: up a little, Dyla. I know what time it is.

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Speaker 2: I did not know what that shirt was for the

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Speaker 2: longest time, and I was here from Omaha. That's fine. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean I didn't read it.

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Speaker 6: I just thought you made were making like bold color choices.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, these are my friends from summer camp.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that is probably one of the loudest I've seen

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Speaker 9: unders wear.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I want to wear Hawaiian everyone. The lineup like that.

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Speaker 8: The lineup of Long Islanders is pretty.

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Speaker 3: Long Islanders or Long Island.

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Speaker 8: This is Long Islanders.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay drinking, Okay, Long Island Iced Team.

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Speaker 3: I know what's up with Long Island iced teas. That's

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Speaker 3: obviously from here, right Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I would think so, Yeah, you would think so.

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Speaker 4: I would like to meet that fucking drunk cast bartenders.

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Speaker 6: He's right there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll just mix it all together.

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Speaker 6: And then it was actually delicious.

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Speaker 3: What is it? I don't I don't remember what a

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Speaker 3: Long Island is.

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Speaker 6: A ton of alcohol it's just makes together.

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Speaker 2: A little bit of monica. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's like a suicide for alcoholics.

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Speaker 4: Someone knows, someone for sure knows, and I want that

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Speaker 4: person to come to the stage.

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Speaker 6: It's iced tea?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, there's no ice tea in it. I'm almost popping.

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Speaker 9: Ship king Grandma, Grandma, Adam, go Adam.

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Speaker 4: They've already booed him and a bunch of booze and whiskey.

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Speaker 6: That that guy buzzed off a little too hard.

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Speaker 5: Like if we went like, what's in a white Russian

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Speaker 5: and somebody was like Russian, right right?

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Speaker 2: And white white.

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Speaker 9: I actually, I actually shore dumber than when we started

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Speaker 3: I don't think we've learned anything about it.

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Speaker 6: We didn't learn anything from that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get mad at here. Security was like, security

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Speaker 2: were like, hey, bitch, you don't know what's in the

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Speaker 2: long line of you looking at the check yourself. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the flash slight and my microphone at the same time.

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Speaker 2: By the way, that's the work I'm doing.

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Speaker 4: I really like, idiot, you don't know what's in a

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Speaker 4: Long Island ized ta by the way, neither do we.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and by the way, after the show, that's the

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Speaker 5: I think that's what's the The beauty of a Long

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Speaker 5: Island iced tea is like the drink is brown, so

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Speaker 5: you can mix whatever the fuck you want.

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: I like how he said it too. He hit the

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Speaker 2: Long Island hard. That's the beauty of the Long Island You.

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Speaker 8: Want to hear what the official recipe?

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Speaker 3: Like, are you good?

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Speaker 2: I mean just yeah, yeah, let's hit it.

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Speaker 5: You want to hear the official recipe on please? This

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Speaker 5: has gotta be the dumbest website ever liquor dot com.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what came like a pretty good grab.

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Speaker 5: It's a three fourths vodka, three forth white rum, three

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Speaker 5: four silver tequila, three forths ounce of gin, three force

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Speaker 5: ounce of triple sec, three force ounce of simple syrup,

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Speaker 6: And it didn't say.

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Speaker 2: One drop of iced tea. Brother, Yeah, by the way.

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Speaker 2: He started so dumb, He started so confidently. He was like,

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Speaker 3: Hey, at least he didn't say Long Island was in it.

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Speaker 2: You know what one? Is it possible for us to get?

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Speaker 2: We get three Long Island iced teas. Isaac, get off

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Speaker 2: your fucking phone right now. I'll take a one. Give

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Speaker 2: me a Virgin Island teas, Isaac said, Kyle wants a

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Speaker 2: virgin that'll be like, I want to virgin Long Island

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Speaker 2: ice tea.

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Speaker 3: Bro that ship for me.

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Speaker 2: So that's gonna ship for me.

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Speaker 5: That's gonna be three fourths, a little bit of soda

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Speaker 5: water and then Coca cola and a lemon.

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Speaker 3: That sounds fucking wild. I like, put iced tea in mine,

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Speaker 3: Just put just give me iced tea. This is the.

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Speaker 4: Farthest I've been out in Long Island. I don't know

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Speaker 4: if I've ever been in Long Island.

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Speaker 2: It's fucking cool. The drive out here was beautiful.

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Speaker 6: I was like, these are some nice, nice host neighborhoods.

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Speaker 2: Adam slept the whole drive, but I popped.

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Speaker 6: Up and I was like, that's a nice house.

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Speaker 9: Adam was google Maps while laying down of dude, I'm rewatching.

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Speaker 2: The wire for the sixth time. Okay, yeah, no, Off,

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Speaker 2: what happens this time?

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Speaker 6: Method Man was in there. I think that's why he

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Speaker 4: He's a cool drug dealer and and he goes he

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Speaker 4: I'd kick it with method Man one night.

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Speaker 2: Oh so that happened in the wire in the wire? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's a sweet synonymsis Do you want to know who

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Speaker 5: some famous Long Islanders are?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Okay, sure, yeah, okay made it out the island just

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Speaker 8: It was somebody who performed here. I guess Billy Joel has.

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Speaker 2: Heard of him. Yeah, there's a there's a cool like

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Speaker 2: circle on the ground up here where he performed. Where

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Speaker 2: is it? I hear we're going to get circles?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ship there is what he says.

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Speaker 6: Twenty Yeah, it's like metal and show.

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Speaker 9: It says Billy Joel played on this spot October sixteenth,

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Speaker 9: twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 6: That's right, Yeah he did.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and then it says a lie, they're.

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Speaker 6: Gonna they're gonna get like little like buttholes. Yes, well

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Speaker 6: we were like, what is that? Is that a gunshot will, dude,

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Speaker 6: you get Adam.

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Speaker 2: So the next time it's just whoever's playing here.

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Speaker 5: They're like, Adam, there's still time for you to go

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Speaker 5: Adam Devine whipped his dick out right here.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's still time, a lot of time.

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Speaker 6: There's a lot of time for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we do have time for that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they circle back maybe, Yeah, we might circle back

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Speaker 4: to that one, dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah cool. I do like how I do like that,

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Speaker 2: Like the Brass the Paramount are like somewhere up there,

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Speaker 2: just like, what the fuck did he just say? Is

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Speaker 2: he really gonna know? These guys are cool? But I like,

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Speaker 2: now I realize they're way cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 9: I like to think they're like, how do we get

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Speaker 9: the butoles on the blacks?

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Speaker 4: They're already googling how to get butthole memorabilia?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, bra second to Billy Joel is of course

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Speaker 5: Rosie o'donald of.

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Speaker 6: For ros giving up for Rosie.

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Speaker 2: So I like Rosie throughout the couchsballs right, and you're

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Speaker 2: not going to fucking cheer for Cushie.

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Speaker 5: She's straight up, dude, She's Betty and the live action

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Speaker 5: Flintstones come on.

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Speaker 3: Also in of their own show of their.

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Speaker 6: Own man.

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Speaker 2: Rosio o Donald she's in is it sleepless? And yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what she's in one of those. I

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Speaker 2: think she's a friend in that. She's a friend in

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Speaker 2: most movies.

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Speaker 4: She was a prend in a lot of movies in

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Speaker 4: the nineties. That's the prayer I want.

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Speaker 13: I just okay, okay.

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Speaker 6: Isa Isaac called, yes, sir, that's poison and we need

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Speaker 6: a virgin one.

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Speaker 3: Later, I'm waiting for my soda.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, I taste. I taste the three fourths

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Speaker 6: ounces of rum.

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Speaker 2: Why did I think they had ever clear in them?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, but this is tasty.

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Speaker 2: Tastes like poison, for sure. I do like that. We

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Speaker 2: throw out buzzballs all the time and we're like, they're

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Speaker 2: really bad, they're poison, And you guys are like, our

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Speaker 2: fucking national drink is poison.

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Speaker 4: Our hometown drink has just a bucket of booze. I

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Speaker 4: like that, What have you ever done like a mat

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Speaker 4: I have before discuss its discussing.

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Speaker 2: Tell people this, so.

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Speaker 4: A mat shot is the bar when they're like mixing

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Speaker 4: the drinks on that little mat and ship spills all

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Speaker 4: around and then uh, you know they sometimes that if

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Speaker 4: you're cool enough, they'll pour that matt into a shot.

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Speaker 6: If you're poor enough, yeah please, and uh that's what

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Speaker 6: this tastes like to me.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, because that's probably the same ship.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, delicious.

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Speaker 2: For a second, I think they were bullying because a

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Speaker 2: mat shot is like their state appetizer.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm still gonna send it.

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Speaker 5: I think they have a name for that as well.

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Speaker 5: I feel like Long Island might have a name for everything.

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Speaker 2: It's called the turnpike. It's called turnpike.

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Speaker 6: It's called a Jersey turnpike.

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Speaker 3: That's what the match shot is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I thought a mat shot was this

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Speaker 2: guy I know, Matt who he can really shoot shots.

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Speaker 6: Really, this is this is delicious.

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Speaker 4: I would say Long Island is the uh just the

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't disagree. They just gave up on naming there.

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Speaker 4: Like a lot of islands have like really cool, pretty names,

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Speaker 4: and they're like, it's fucking long.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I know it is. It's a done

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Speaker 2: fucking island. We're done naming.

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Speaker 6: It's a long island. What more do you fucking want

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Speaker 6: for you.

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Speaker 2: Think like the bosses left the mapping session, They're like,

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Speaker 2: can you guys just finish it? I got I got kids,

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Speaker 2: I gotta go. Yeah, what about this one's pretty big?

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Speaker 2: The long one? Figure it out?

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Speaker 6: Look long.

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Speaker 2: When I guess Long, I'm going home. I don't want home.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to confuse him when he gets here,

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Speaker 2: tomorrow's gonna be pissed off. What's Long Island? That's so

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Speaker 2: fucking stupid. I don't know who else got.

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Speaker 6: Who's up next on the fucking.

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Speaker 5: Wow, it's actually surprising and fucking I'm about to geek

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Speaker 5: the hell out Mariah Carey.

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Speaker 12: WHOA wait a minute.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that. What are you doing this real quick?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Do you guys want to know when white people peak?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Because I know, because I know when it was.

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Speaker 6: My guess is nineteen ninety five.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I feel like it was not

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Speaker 2: Twentuary sixth uh white people January. It wasn't that close.

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Speaker 2: Set third seven sixty nine. Uh, white people peaked when

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Speaker 2: Jerry O'Connell was the boy toy in the Mariah Carey video.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I remember that.

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Speaker 2: I was like, look at us go, Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 2: remember that, even like Mackay Pfeiffer had Brandy and Monica

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Speaker 2: all to himself in the video and I'm like, sure,

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Speaker 2: you got uh Tyson Beckford in videos and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: we gotta get one. Jerry O'Connell in the movie Theater

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Speaker 2: with Mariah Carey. I don't remember what movie. Is this

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Speaker 2: a music video? It's a Maria video.

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Speaker 6: I think it's do you even know your white history?

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Speaker 2: I mean, what video is that? The song?

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Speaker 14: This is a song?

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Speaker 2: Wow, you're you're not invited to the meetings anymore.

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Speaker 6: You just got disinvited to the clogging session ship. Yeah no, Curly,

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Speaker 6: you wanted me to clog as a child.

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Speaker 2: I've told you guys this before.

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Speaker 3: Clogging is wooden shoes.

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Speaker 2: That's where you wear.

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Speaker 4: Wooden shoes in dance. And my mom was like, this

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Speaker 4: is how he's gonna find because it's.

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Speaker 2: Very German, and like you're from the German area? Not really,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean pretty Irish? Can I tell you something?

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Speaker 2: I know it's German because they offered German at your

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Speaker 2: high school, but they're not going to do that in

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Speaker 2: Los Angeles. Yeah, but I'm not German. You I'm saying

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Speaker 2: the area of Iowa and Nebraska very dramatic.

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Speaker 9: They offered that at our school too. I don't remember

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Speaker 9: it being like predominantly German.

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Speaker 2: You had German? Yes, do you know?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I took French.

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00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:50,399
Speaker 2: Who cares? Thank you you guys, huh. You guys are

452
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 2: just north of But I do have a question.

453
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,199
Speaker 3: Sorry, he's yelling at me.

454
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,280
Speaker 6: Is this the best Christmas song ever?

455
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 9: Yes, aside from Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

456
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 9: that's the only one that Thank you, Kyle. Yeah, that's

457
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 9: the one that I think might beat this.

458
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 6: Dude, This this one just puts you in a move.

459
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 4: You know, you're at Macy's. It plays thirty times while

460
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:14,360
Speaker 4: you're there.

461
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 2: Dude, imagine that this started playing as soon as you

462
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,240
Speaker 2: got into the dog fighting ring.

463
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine you're with.

464
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 5: With Michelle Obamas' just like come this way, come this way.

465
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 12: Look fuck that dog he is dead?

466
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,160
Speaker 2: Yes, and that that one's dead.

467
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,160
Speaker 5: And DJ Khalen is here, and method Man is here,

468
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,640
Speaker 5: and Adam Divine is here.

469
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is the best night of my life.

470
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Speaker 2: Well known dog fighting enthusiast Adam Divine.

471
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Speaker 4: Last year was a weird year for me. I was

472
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Speaker 4: on a float in the Macy's Day parade.

473
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Speaker 2: Dude, dude, watch that ship. It was wild.

474
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 3: It was dope, dude.

475
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: It was super weird.

476
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 6: And because you're just like waving at people.

477
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and half the time you could tell they don't

478
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 4: even like know who the fuck I am.

479
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 6: They're just excited that a float's coming past.

480
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

481
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 4: Yes, the mess was like, h you see a dad

482
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 4: who's about thirty five, like holding his like two young children,

483
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 4: and the mom is the one that's been excited to

484
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 4: be there, and you could tell he's just dead inside.

485
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 6: He's like, what the fuck am I here? And then

486
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,199
Speaker 6: he looks up and sees me.

487
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 4: And it's literally on maybe ten occasions on the two

488
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 4: and a half mile parade route, a guy was would

489
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 4: be like, hey, buddy, you know I thought you.

490
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: Were about to say.

491
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 6: On ten occasions a dad dropped his child and went.

492
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Speaker 3: Lost.

493
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 2: Oh shit, oh shit, I'm a dad.

494
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 4: I remember in my youth like a deeal scarf there

495
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 4: for bumper in Berlin. Yeah, and while I'm on a

496
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 4: float like doing shaking my hips and dancing.

497
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was fun.

498
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 2: It was cool. How did you do three parades last year? No?

499
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 4: Two parades I did. Uh it was it was that one,

500
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 4: the Mace's Day parade. And then I was the King

501
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 4: of Bacchus, which is a cute, which is a huge

502
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 4: parade in Marti Gras. And I was the king of

503
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 4: that ship, which was fucking wild.

504
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 2: That's what this was this year or last? This was

505
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: this calendar year, right.

506
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what fiscal year was it?

507
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 2: Right? Means dog?

508
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 3: Which quarter was this again?

509
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 2: Q one? Q two is today?

510
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 4: It's cool the Boccus thing because I didn't really know

511
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 4: that much about uh, Marty Gras, but how much like

512
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 4: remember we met that or I met that old jazz

513
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 4: singer in the Portland airport.

514
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 6: I was like talking to me and he's like, man,

515
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 6: you might be an atta, but I'm a big deal too.

516
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 6: I got six albums man, And I'm like, all right,

517
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 6: you fuck old bozo. You don't have ship. Yeah, I'm

518
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 6: the big deal at this airport.

519
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 3: Bar Jesus.

520
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 4: And then uh and uh but then then uh, I

521
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 4: was like have you ever.

522
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 6: Played jazz Fest? And he's like I used to. And

523
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 6: then I had a misunderstanding with the promoter. I'm like

524
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 6: this guy's an asshole.

525
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 2: And and then.

526
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 4: Uh, I was like, oh, I I did Marti Garl

527
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 4: this year. He's like, oh you went, And I was

528
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,479
Speaker 4: like no, I was the King of Bacchus. And then

529
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 4: all of a sudden he stopped being a dickhead and

530
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 4: immediately was like oil Bacchus.

531
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 2: It was like a real recognized real.

532
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 4: Was like, oh ship. And then I listened to his albums.

533
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 4: The guy fucking rips dude, he done more.

534
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 6: Check him out.

535
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 2: Robert Moore, does anyone Robert Moore? Anybody heard Robert Moore before?

536
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 6: No one's ever heard of this guy. This guy was

537
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 6: a ghost.

538
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unclear.

539
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: It's unclear if this guy actually existed.

540
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: At the This was the ghost of Christmas past visiting.

541
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 2: Are you gonna?

542
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 3: We don't know?

543
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: Is that real? Baby?

544
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 4: Is that.

545
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 3: Real? Old?

546
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: So this is the first We're excited to be here.

547
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 6: This is the first of four New York area shows.

548
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 6: It is it.

549
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 2: Is Thank you East Coast, You're baby here. It is baking.

550
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 2: Get to the rest of Oh Blue Eyes. Before the show,

551
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 2: we're doing uh sound checking. I just kept saying, you

552
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 2: don't and for me, that's a lot of fun. That

553
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 2: was fun.

554
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 4: For you.

555
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I love being on it.

556
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 8: I'm feeling like extra gully out here in New York.

557
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 3: Dude, really, now, why are you feel an extra?

558
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

559
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

560
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,199
Speaker 4: And for those of us that don't know what the

561
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 4: fuck you're talking about, what does that mean?

562
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just saying, like, are you cold?

563
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 5: I'm just a California kid when it comes to like

564
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 5: what over the East Coast, I'm.

565
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 6: I'm kind of a little hoe.

566
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 2: I'm kind of a bit sh Yeah. We know, you know,

567
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 2: you know back home?

568
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

569
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I've never been on the subway ever, and

570
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 5: I've been here several times.

571
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 6: What do you mean you're never taking the subway places?

572
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 3: Let's take the subway tomorrow, dude, Let's go hit it.

573
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: No, fuck it, let's do it tonight. Let's take the

574
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 2: train home.

575
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, can take the train home.

576
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: Think we're kidding. We can take the train home.

577
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 3: Let's yeah, MT what stirs doing right now?

578
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 2: I got an officially licensed MTA show that's sick. I

579
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: think I can ride for free ship Yeah, but I

580
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 2: don't know.

581
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 5: Like as soon as I got out here, I'm like,

582
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 5: I gotta start like scheming, like make money out.

583
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 2: I think you just need to get a subway pass.

584
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 6: You immediately just start doing like three card Monty and ship.

585
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 2: On the street.

586
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 9: Okay, it looks like he is doing like hide the

587
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 9: kind of ship.

588
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so everything based on New York for yous from

589
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 2: like coming to America. I'm gonna start working at a

590
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 2: fast food place.

591
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 6: You know what I'm telling, like Dowels.

592
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 5: Okay, So at our hotel, like there's a little basket

593
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 5: where they got his own money where go ahead, there's

594
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 5: a there's a little basket where they have like free

595
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 5: headphones and straight up if you'll want some no, no, no,

596
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 5: I'm selling this ship for fifteen dollars a pop after

597
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 5: the show, come find me over.

598
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, this dude has prop comedy.

599
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 3: You see one of those what's going down?

600
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 9: So this is your whole like hustle plan is just

601
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 9: stole these from the from the hotel where Yeah.

602
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 5: If you if you are doing in the core, I'll

603
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 5: sell that ship to you for fifteen bucks.

604
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 2: Fifteen blokes, what do you have? You have four of them,

605
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 2: so you're gonna make sixty bucks? Is this from the

606
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: gym at the hotel?

607
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 6: Yeah?

608
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 8: Man, I got another one too, So.

609
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 2: How many do you have? Five?

610
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 3: You know, they's seventy five bucks.

611
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: They had been like security No, this is this suck, dude, No,

612
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: this is this is apple. This is apple.

613
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: We can in flick the fucking bitch.

614
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 2: That's that sample. He's like, you got that ap black,

615
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 2: that snample. It's sweet, it's made for the best stuff

616
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 2: on earth. Here, here you go.

617
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 6: You want a free sample? Hey?

618
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 5: Also, Rummy, tell them tell him I got the good,

619
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 5: the good good.

620
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 4: Also, Hommy, nothing plugs in like this anymore. I plug

621
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 4: this into your phone. Okay, yeah, this is my dad

622
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 4: would do for like a day being like it doesn't.

623
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 2: It's good for like cleaning your ears out. Does anyone

624
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 2: else put ear pods in all day long? And now

625
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: your fucking ear wax is crazy? Do you say that?

626
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 2: I don't. My ear wax is the spotlight on the spot.

627
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: Are you guys seeing anything come out of this?

628
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 6: Well, you dude, I saw something actually fucking yuk.

629
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, whoa dude?

630
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: You are? Sorry, paramount, I am foul.

631
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 6: I don't have a straight up confetti coming out of

632
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 6: your ears.

633
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 3: Home.

634
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have a party, call me up as

635
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: soon as it hits midnight. I'm like, I got it.

636
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 6: What's going on there?

637
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 2: It's a birthday party?

638
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 6: I got it.

639
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: Hang on a little bit that is gully.

640
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: Bro.

641
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: So what does gully mean?

642
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 4: Because I know I'm I'm a Midwestern outsider who doesn't

643
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 4: he's just a German kid.

644
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: German.

645
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

646
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: I mean so good. It's the bumper in Berlin, I know,

647
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: I was.

648
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 5: I was just thought like Gully grimy, Like, you know,

649
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 5: we just get we're in the streets.

650
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 6: We're getting money.

651
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:30,959
Speaker 2: That's it.

652
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 6: We're just gully.

653
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: We just here.

654
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 6: I mean, these people are fucking rich. You saw some

655
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 6: of these houses we drove back.

656
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 4: These guys aren't grimy in the in the streets.

657
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 2: The Long Island is a mixed bag, right, It's like

658
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: a weird socioeconomic experiment on an island.

659
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, big Long Island, dude, there's so.

660
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 4: Many people that live here. I didn't realize. I looked

661
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 4: it up because I'm, you know, trying to find some

662
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 4: stats to talk about, right, and then I stopped at

663
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,479
Speaker 4: this one stat there's eight million people that live on

664
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 4: this fucking I am.

665
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: Oh, what, Okay, that's a ton And you know what

666
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: they call it. You'll like this. He'll actually give you

667
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: a moment to do something very special for them. What

668
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 2: they call it Strong Islands.

669
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay, you gotta get your.

670
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn yeah. This guy shook his head.

671
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: He's like, why he goes. I just want to say,

672
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: there's a guy right here in the front of sunglasses

673
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: on that might not be real. I feel like the

674
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: dude next to him brought him so that, like he

675
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: wouldn't have to sit next to anybody else. He's into it.

676
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 6: What's what's about speaker?

677
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 2: I think he just had the hiccups.

678
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 3: You got the hiccups, buddy.

679
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 4: Well, I will say there's a zero percent chance that

680
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 4: any man under five seven and three quarters yeah, okay,

681
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 4: and that two hundred pounds has bigger arms than me.

682
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 2: Dude, you're on this is long eyelan under five eight.

683
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 4: And also around the two hundred pound mark, because if

684
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 4: they're five eight I would and they're three sixty, they're

685
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 4: gonna have some big ass ms.

686
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 6: Also, it doesn't have to be a dude. It could

687
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 6: be a female. We got a buff ass female, dude.

688
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 2: It could be but they're juicing.

689
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 8: Is anybody in here super megabuff in one?

690
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: See?

691
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 4: I don't want anyone to, but they have a spot

692
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 4: because this is all I have at this point.

693
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: I feel like you kind of mailed it on the head.

694
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: I don't see anybody.

695
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: Ye.

696
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's really sprawled out.

697
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: It exists. There is no contenders.

698
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 6: Hey.

699
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: By the way, is it weird that like when the

700
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: show starts, you're not allowed to buy alcohol? Like these

701
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: bars closed?

702
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 3: That is a trip.

703
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be crazy if we opened it right now

704
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: for sixty seconds? Let's go, well it lot, barlights on,

705
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: barlights on sixty seconds?

706
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 4: Got is that even a thing that's real. Doesn't seem

707
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 4: like they're doing that?

708
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 2: Okay, So we asked her that. I said, no, God

709
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 2: damn it.

710
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 6: And and if we do.

711
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 4: That, there's for sure the owners aren't going to allowed

712
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 4: to have little tiny butthole emblems on the ground.

713
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 9: We have to preserve our reputation in order to get

714
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 9: to the brass buttholes.

715
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

716
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 5: I appreciate what Durs did and it sucks that he

717
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 5: can't make it happen. It would be really cool if

718
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 5: that like happened to Oprah as well.

719
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 6: Like she's like and under your seat you have a

720
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 6: new car, new car and.

721
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 5: Then they're like no they don't, and they're like, yeah, right, actually.

722
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 2: You get yeah, Or what if what if we were

723
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: like one person here, Oprah's under your seat, and then

724
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: she was like, what's.

725
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 3: Pizza? Pizza?

726
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: Oprah? Where have you been? It is kind of weird

727
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 2: that she was is the word ubiquitous? She was like,

728
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 2: she was everywhere? And then now I'm like, what happened

729
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: to her? I don't know, Oprah, Oprah Rosie came for

730
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: her top spot. She threw all those cushballs that she

731
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: couldn't compete.

732
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, Oprah had like her own network though, right what

733
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 9: her own network was?

734
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 3: Fucking what she had? What her own own network?

735
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: Holy Holy, I gotta come down.

736
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, dude, I've just seen the wall in the

737
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 4: hallway upstairs. So many fucking bands have played here, dude,

738
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 4: it's pretty radical. This place has only been open like

739
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 4: ten twelve years something like that.

740
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: I think those guys have been managed to get ten

741
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: twelve years. Oh is that right? I don't know. I

742
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: heard that.

743
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 6: I asked them how long they've been open. They said

744
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 6: twenty eleven.

745
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 3: I don't know.

746
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, Billy Joel back here is twenty thirteen, so that

747
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 9: was near the beginning.

748
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 3: That is right, kind of makes sense.

749
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 4: Buck Cherry has performed here, remember but Cherry.

750
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: I love thee I love the cocaine. I love the cocaine.

751
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 3: That falsetto is everything to me.

752
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: Right where do you go from? I love the cocaine,

753
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: Like if that your hit, And then you're like, no.

754
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 6: Dude, then didn't you also have you crazy bitch?

755
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 4: Buck so good, I'm on top of it and I'll

756
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 4: hang I'm.

757
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 5: Yes, and you want to know there, I'm sorry, I asked,

758
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 5: and you said, I don't know about white culture.

759
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 2: Motherfucker. I know, Buck cherry. Yeah, Okay, the.

760
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 6: Limb biscuit is on the wall upstairs.

761
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying. Young So, dude, my dad picked

762
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 4: me up from high school. My dad went through a

763
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 4: midlife crisis and like bought all kinds of like subwolfers

764
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 4: and speakers for his truck that.

765
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 3: I gotta get straight.

766
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 4: He opened up all of his truck doors of his

767
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 4: Ford f one fifty and just blasted. He was picking

768
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 4: me up from high school. Im a freshman. I'm also

769
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 4: on crutches, so I'm like crushing out from high school

770
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 4: and uh, my dad is just blasting.

771
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 2: I love the cocaine. I love the cocaine.

772
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 4: And my dad was like this stereo rip, like you're

773
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 4: about to get ripped out of your car and frist.

774
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 2: I'm not sugar to say. He was bumping limps and

775
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: he was like, this is actually a George Michael song.

776
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: Now I like it.

777
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 2: You know what?

778
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 5: The uh so crazy bitch is the number one song

779
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 5: by Buck Jerry.

780
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 2: This Crazy according to Apple Music.

781
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, Apple Music, of course.

782
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 8: But the second song is sorry, what's sorry?

783
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 2: I don't know.

784
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 6: It's just probably like their apology forgether, Like, well, I

785
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 6: know that they're sober now he had to be.

786
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 4: Oh guy, guy weigh like eighty five pounds and just

787
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 4: screamed about cocaine.

788
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna find the end of.

789
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 6: That sober or else he would not be performing on

790
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 6: this day.

791
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 2: So that's kind of song. I like.

792
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 8: It's a cool ballad where it's just like.

793
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 6: I'm so sad about the bitch thing.

794
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

795
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 6: The guy I respect whoremen, I respect women.

796
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 2: The guy who sings I love the Cocaine is sober.

797
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: Now of course you are, Yes, you have to be.

798
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: I got a song cocaine, hey man, maybe not.

799
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 6: You can't love the cocaine for twenty years straight.

800
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: No, you can have like a window of town.

801
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 6: On the cocaine for three to five years to five.

802
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 2: Okay, then you really got a sober up buddy.

803
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 5: They definitely did because the songs, so you can like

804
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 5: the cocaine.

805
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 6: I like the cocaine. See that would have been different,

806
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 6: different tempered.

807
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 8: He's like, hey you no, no, I enjoy the cocaine

808
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 8: on New Year's.

809
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 6: On really special occasions, and we check it for fantom.

810
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 5: Now when my mom and dad have our kids, I

811
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 5: do some cocaine one night.

812
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 6: Only one night only, not a lot. I still have

813
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 6: to go to bed.

814
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 2: Only one bomb, only one bomb.

815
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 3: My god.

816
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 6: We're starting a lawnmowing service. We're starting alawnbowing service.

817
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: The narrow their there.

818
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 6: I work at Hurts now.

819
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 2: I'm saving money. I'm a small businessman.

820
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 6: The song isn't a hit. The song is in the hits.

821
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 2: And then what's the pussy one where it's like she

822
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: rides or whatever? I feel like that one.

823
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 8: I feel like Mike to Adam, He's like, what was

824
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 8: the one?

825
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: I feel like We've done a lot of I love

826
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 2: the cocaine riffing, and now I'd like to rift just

827
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: for a little bit on the.

828
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 3: Which One's it's.

829
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 6: Not the pussy one?

830
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 5: That's the long Island talking baby by that one, is

831
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 5: you crazy?

832
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: Bit?

833
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 6: Well, you fuck so good. I'm on top of it.

834
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 6: I mean when you own nine, yeah, and you know

835
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 6: you dance like this, you know.

836
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 2: He yeah, dude, oh yeah I do remember the guy

837
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 2: is uh the guy? The guy makes you feel a

838
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 2: type of way.

839
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, all of a sudden, we're just in a coyote

840
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 8: ugly and it's.

841
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: Just like, oh my gosh.

842
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 4: It was weird that my dad, who like he worked

843
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 4: for the railroad for thirty five years, he wasn't doing cocaine.

844
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 6: He was like, they get drugged us all the part.

845
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, it was weirdly.

846
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 4: The song he chose to pick me up from high

847
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 4: school and he's like, this song rips on my new speakers.

848
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 6: I'm like, Dad, there's literally no bass in this song.

849
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to play some fucking ludicrous to hear that.

850
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: Those that bass pomp baby. Also the teachers, the teachers

851
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 2: seeing your dad pick you up and be like, yeah

852
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: that checks out. Yeah, there goes the whole divine clan.

853
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, German, did you know that Germany that it's important?

854
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 6: The other song, so what's sorry?

855
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 2: What is I'm song?

856
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,439
Speaker 5: So it was crazy, bitch, Weirdly Sorry is number two,

857
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 5: will you play?

858
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 2: We got to hear a little bit of Sorry, okay,

859
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: unless you have an agenda. Sorry, are fucking headphones to

860
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: pull out?

861
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 6: You've got to be quiet?

862
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, Yeah, I started a small business with the

863
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 11: money I say it from coked.

864
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 6: Yeah that was I don't know why that's number two, dude.

865
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 4: Well I tell you why it's number two is because

866
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 4: all of the meetings he's probably going to all the

867
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 4: time now right, He's telling everybody in those meetings, just like,

868
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 4: listen to my new song.

869
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: Was it in a movie? It might have been in

870
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: a movie. Isn't that one of the fucking steps steps

871
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 2: to sobriety?

872
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 9: So he was like, I apologize, I didn't.

873
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 2: Do the step A step on.

874
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 9: Let me let me get at So he just decided

875
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 9: to make a song and be like, I'm a blanket

876
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 9: everybody with us.

877
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: I was sorry.

878
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 4: Because I went to a narcotics anonymous, and alcoholic anonymous

879
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 4: and marijuana anonymous.

880
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 6: Okay, I was caught with a bowl of that was it.

881
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 6: And I was one.

882
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 4: And remember I was with you and and we smoked

883
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,959
Speaker 4: weed in my car and the cop pulled those sober

884
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 4: and was.

885
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 6: Like, what the fuck?

886
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: Man, what'd you have like a salad bowl of weed

887
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 2: on the console? Yeah?

888
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 4: No, wonder it was a real cop salad of Maryland

889
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 4: and we just got done smoking. And so then they

890
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 4: were like, you have to go to ten meetings or

891
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 4: this is going to be on your permanent record.

892
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck.

893
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 4: So I went to these meetings and admittedly I was

894
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 4: like this is kind of it was a cool, like

895
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 4: I know people were there getting sober, but it was

896
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 4: fun for me.

897
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 9: I bet, but I honestly, I've never been to I've

898
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 9: never been to a meeting.

899
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 2: Oh you never should go.

900
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 6: I mean, now it's kind of fucked up. But I

901
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 6: would go and.

902
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: Just tell me now it's fucked up. Now.

903
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 4: Well now they would be like, oh, you're getting sober,

904
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, no, no, no, I'm not getting sober.

905
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 4: I'm I would do like characters, what.

906
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 6: Disguises?

907
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I had to go to the just like

908
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 4: enough for the tischio.

909
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: What do you mean like you'd be doing.

910
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 6: No disguises?

911
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 2: I would.

912
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 6: I would like have a like I put on a

913
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 6: little persona.

914
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 3: And get up there and share a story that was false.

915
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would lie. Wow, what's what's crazy?

916
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 5: Is.

917
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: I feel like you'd be I guess if you did

918
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 2: this in LA, you'd be one of four actors doing

919
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 2: the exact same thing.

920
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 6: It wasn't LA, And yeah I felt that way.

921
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be like, yo, Ryan Gosling, are you like

922
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 2: working on a part? Like what are you talking about here?

923
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 8: That's why everyone's under cover King Phoenix is here.

924
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 6: That's great in.

925
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: Character, in character, he must be character.

926
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 5: Oh boy, okay, wait, you gotta hear the top five

927
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 5: of of Cherry.

928
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 2: You gotta hear it. You gotta hear the top.

929
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 3: How did we get to Cherry?

930
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 6: Not only do they have Steely.

931
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 4: Day like the Eagles and Billy Joel, and you're to

932
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 4: have cool bands like Buck Cherry.

933
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 3: So okay, so static X.

934
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 5: We went through Crazy Bitch Sorry, which is number two,

935
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 5: and we listened to and we're like, I don't know.

936
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 5: Then it's lit Up, that's I Love the cocaine, and

937
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 5: then in the.

938
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 6: Number four spot it's say fuck it.

939
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 4: He was really going through a real down period right then.

940
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 4: That's right when they were like, hey, you should write

941
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 4: a song called I'm Sorry.

942
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 2: And when he says it is does that have anything

943
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 2: to do with the other song we're talking about.

944
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 3: Oh, well, that's that's.

945
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 4: The other member of of his band was named it.

946
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, please play a little lit for me? What lit

947
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 2: up it?

948
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 3: Say?

949
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 5: Fu?

950
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 6: You want to hear lit up?

951
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 2: You know it?

952
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 6: Yeah? Okay?

953
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: So yeah, you just clicked on it.

954
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 12: I did.

955
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pumped.

956
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 9: I think it has bass. I think you'll be surprised.

957
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 9: I think it fucking rips on.

958
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 2: This is this what you guys thought you were getting

959
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 2: to that DJ Uncle Blazer?

960
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it could. I've all up on the couch

961
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 3: again by myself.

962
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: Please just get to the hook.

963
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 6: I don't know how to get there. I'm on a train.

964
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: It's like always this far into the song. Oh, they

965
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 2: really take us on a ride. I can't.

966
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 9: That song is like I'm all it up again on

967
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 9: the couch by myself.

968
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 3: Is that song where he says I'm by myself.

969
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 8: It's about jacking off really hard.

970
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 3: I'm all it up on the couch.

971
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 4: That's if you really peel back the layers of that song.

972
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 4: It's not about cocaine at all. It's about jerking off alone.

973
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 5: It's about jerking off on cocaine, which is notoriously very hard.

974
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 2: Yes, very soft.

975
00:43:44,719 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 15: It's complex a little guess what and what did you

976
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 15: mean when you said that?

977
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 6: What?

978
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: What did you mean when you said that?

979
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 12: What that?

980
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 2: It's very hard to beat off on the cocaine.

981
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 5: I thought when you do cocaine, I've only done it

982
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 5: once on New Year's Oh.

983
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: You mean I thought you were like beating off like

984
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 2: on cocaine. But you mean you like beating off on cocaine.

985
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 6: That's dude, that's skelly.

986
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 2: That's why I was like, line it up.

987
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 5: Literally, people call my jizz fentanyl bro, because I'd just

988
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 5: be putting it on all deadly because because yeah, because you.

989
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 6: Know, because it's kind of in all cocaine.

990
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 2: Because it's cutting cocaine with it.

991
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:38,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

992
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 6: No, I think it's really hard.

993
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's hard to get your coins.

994
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 3: Like there's whiskey dick and there's coke dick. I think

995
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 3: those are both types of dicks.

996
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 5: Long whiskey dick, cocaine dick are long Island iced tea dick, which.

997
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 3: Is like three four whiskey dick.

998
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 6: Viagra dick is the hardest, for sure?

999
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: Is that what somebody said? Thank you doctor? Yes he is.

1000
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 6: He actually is a doctor. He's up front. You got it.

1001
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: But if you're front in our shows, you're a doctor. Yeah,

1002
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 3: you might be a.

1003
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 6: Doctor all the doctor brosharts.

1004
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 5: The the fifth most listened to song is called Porno Star.

1005
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 5: I just want to let you and and we can

1006
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 5: put this to bed. And we could put this to

1007
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 5: that is the saga crazy bitch, sorry, lit up, say

1008
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 5: fuck it?

1009
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 6: Porno Star.

1010
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 2: And these guys are so I'm saying, is there.

1011
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 4: That's why when people try to say, like the sixties

1012
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 4: of the seventies or even the eighties were the best

1013
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 4: generation of music, you're wrong.

1014
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 6: It was the early two thousands. Yeah, well we had butcher.

1015
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: Sure, puddle of mud, the hits, no need to even continue, really.

1016
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, they that was our Rolling Stones and Beeople right there,

1017
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 4: Puddle of my and buck cherry ye and system of

1018
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 4: a down.

1019
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:07,919
Speaker 2: And ever clear system of a buck puddle? When angels,

1020
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 2: will you start a cover band called system of a

1021
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: buck puddle? Yeah?

1022
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: A cover band called what system.

1023
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: Of a system of a buck puddle?

1024
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 3: System of a buck puddle?

1025
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 6: I like that, Isaac.

1026
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 5: Is it possible to get a beer or a Long

1027
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 5: Island iced tea out here?

1028
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 9: Or all right, shot drive home, Isaac, come out here

1029
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 9: with your shirt off.

1030
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 2: Why are you a shirt shirts?

1031
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 9: You just mouthed me said it's too cold, Like it

1032
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 9: doesn't every other show.

1033
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: You would like to see Isaac snipples right now? Who

1034
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: that person?

1035
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

1036
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 5: Honestly, Isaac has done that once before in Oakland.

1037
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: So dude, this is a really really.

1038
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 5: Big This show is basically an n f T okay

1039
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 5: lots of value.

1040
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 2: His nipples are bored apes. Anybody roll on.

1041
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 9: That ll nipple f t nipple fungible tokens?

1042
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 2: Give it?

1043
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 6: Should I give him points for that?

1044
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 3: No, we can beat that. We can beat that. Give a.

1045
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 4: Well remember when NFTs were going to be a thing

1046
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 4: and everyone tried to convince everybody that they were going

1047
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 4: to be a thing.

1048
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 5: I think that was the point of n f TS

1049
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 5: is like you're like, dude, is cool?

1050
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 3: I swear?

1051
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 4: Imagine how stoked are you if you're the guy that

1052
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 4: drew that dumb little ape like a sailor had on him.

1053
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 4: And then Justin Bieber was like I'll pay one and

1054
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 4: a half million dollars for that, and you're like, okay, great.

1055
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 2: I feel like all they had to do is just

1056
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 2: find better marketers to explain it more clearly, and then everyone.

1057
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 9: Know what really, yeah you are feel no, I mean

1058
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 9: they're worth like six bucks now.

1059
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 2: I know there were six bucks now because no one

1060
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: in this room can explain them.

1061
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 9: Well, but you just have to say, blockchain is a

1062
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 9: blockchain is a blockchain.

1063
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna go over to this guy and he's

1064
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 4: gonna be like you start with iced tea.

1065
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 3: Exactly.

1066
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 2: Exactly right. I think that when they figure out how

1067
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: to explain it, it'll be back. But what do you mean, like,

1068
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 2: explain it to me in a way that I can't.

1069
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: So if I could, I want to have a big millions.

1070
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 2: I feel like, dude, i'd be out there watching you

1071
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 2: guys telling jokes for money help pathetic and sad to be,

1072
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 2: like with the fucking goggles on, like not even watching

1073
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 2: the show, just the cyberverse.

1074
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 9: So you think those six dollars NFTs now could end

1075
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 9: up being back to two point five million in another

1076
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 9: I don't think that will ever happen. Yeah, no, yeah

1077
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 9: it was. It make money up out of nowhere. That's

1078
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 9: all they did.

1079
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 3: The children money.

1080
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 2: Your children are going to that's gonna be their money.

1081
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 6: Okay.

1082
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 2: The six bucks currency, as you know, will cease to exist.

1083
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 2: My god, Okay, you're gonna be buying groceries and little

1084
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: ape coins.

1085
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 4: Okay, dude, I just wish the metaverse was cooler that

1086
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 4: everybody's like, it's all going to be on the metaverse

1087
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 4: in the future, and we're all just going to put

1088
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 4: on these little goggles and it's going to be way cool.

1089
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 6: And then you go on in there and you're like,

1090
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 6: this place fucking sucks.

1091
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 2: But think about it, think about this way, think about

1092
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: it this way.

1093
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 6: I mean, everyub dot com is kind of cool.

1094
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, it's okay, hit it. I'm fucking

1095
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like, I don't really I don't

1096
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 2: really game, but like kids my kid's age do, and

1097
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 2: every parent is like, I don't even give my kid

1098
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 2: real money anymore. I give him like cyber money to

1099
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 2: go buy shit in a place that doesn't exist. So

1100
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 2: all those kids growing up with that as their thing

1101
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 2: are gonna grow up and be like, that thing's worth

1102
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 2: money to be I get it.

1103
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 3: You are huge.

1104
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 4: What fucking doors I guess for the last cool ass generation.

1105
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go smoke some cigarette.

1106
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 6: Sam, so you smoke siggs Man.

1107
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,479
Speaker 9: So in twenty years, that shit's gonna come back. When

1108
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,479
Speaker 9: when the kids ship up to run Wall Street and stuff,

1109
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 9: they're gonna be like, Hey, that old fucking did ape

1110
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 9: with the hat on, let's bring it back.

1111
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 2: I had this celebri with my kids play soccer, and

1112
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 2: like one of the moms was like, I told him,

1113
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 2: if he scores a goal, I give him ten dollars

1114
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 2: or one hundred dollars in like skins money or something

1115
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 2: roebucks or what. He scored. He scored like two or

1116
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 2: three goals, and I was like, okay, let's let's keep

1117
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 2: that going. Oh yeah, so his skin's money.

1118
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 6: You still have to spend one hundred dollars though, but.

1119
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 2: It's like it's I don't know, you have to buy it,

1120
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 2: don't you do?

1121
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 9: You have to buy Roebucks, Like like if you're in

1122
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 9: a game, you.

1123
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: Have to purchase We're so old.

1124
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 13: This sucks and and vinyl sounds the best because it's

1125
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 13: little grooves and.

1126
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 5: The worst party is the dude with his hand up

1127
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,959
Speaker 5: the whole time is the fucking.

1128
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 6: Iced tea bro. Put your hand down.

1129
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: Hang on, I got to hear what this.

1130
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 12: Those guys acted.

1131
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 6: Like this is a classroom, Like.

1132
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: What what do you instantly regret this.

1133
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 4: This checks out. This checks out. He has all of

1134
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 4: our portraits tattoo.

1135
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 5: It has nothing to do with with what we were

1136
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 5: talking about.

1137
00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 7: But just so you know here, well you have to

1138
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 7: see it. Is there a way you can come up here?

1139
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 7: The security guards like this guy. This guy is out

1140
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 7: of here, by the way.

1141
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 2: By the way, if anybody here wants to murder us,

1142
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 2: just say you've got a tattoo of us on your

1143
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: and our egos will be like, oh my god, we have.

1144
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 6: To see it.

1145
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 2: We have to see its standing he pretend you're getting

1146
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 2: out of We have to see this. It's like getting

1147
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 2: out of the every day.

1148
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 6: The tattoo is unbelievable.

1149
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 2: There so bad, Adam, I'm gonna call on like that's

1150
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: the cast of Lord of the Rings.

1151
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 3: Hey, I guarantee this guy does not have me. Yeah.

1152
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's got to down what he does.

1153
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 3: Wait, okay, okay, yeah, you can do that all right.

1154
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 6: Bro, my god, he is full on shorts.

1155
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 9: Oh ship, Look at Adam, right, oh ship, yeah, look

1156
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 9: at yours.

1157
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 3: Wow. Dude, wait, can I see me? Reay right there?

1158
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:11,720
Speaker 3: That's epic.

1159
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 2: You don't have that. Get out of here, dude.

1160
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 6: No, Kyle, you got a guy Kyle.

1161
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 12: You're on his goot dude.

1162
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 3: Oh I'm up there.

1163
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 2: Oh I'm up there. Where's Kyle? Let me see I'm

1164
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 2: right here right way.

1165
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 4: I'll say it's all very well here, damn by the way,

1166
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 4: show the here, turn around, brother, geta damn well.

1167
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 2: I'm trying to that's a long island.

1168
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 9: I see right there, dude, Okay, all right, that gets

1169
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 9: the now.

1170
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's here for this psycho. Benny Benny, Vinnie, Vinnie.

1171
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 11: Benny.

1172
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 9: Thank you Benny, dude, unreal good ship brother, that guy

1173
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 9: rocks worth it.

1174
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1175
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 6: No, I was actually pleasantly surprised.

1176
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was those were real tattoos.

1177
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 6: Like how bummed was he?

1178
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 4: I mean, he might have been more disappointed that the

1179
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 4: Workholics movie didn't happen.

1180
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 2: Than we were.

1181
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 6: Here we go.

1182
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 4: He was like, finally these tattoos are going to make

1183
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 4: sense again here.

1184
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 2: I know what you're doing here. You want some points,

1185
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: yes points? And he got points yes points. Yeah, And

1186
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 2: now I'm like, I'm like heartbroken that he said, iced tea,

1187
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 2: that's okay, man, But like you're good. You're good to me.

1188
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're you're cool with us. I love you too, man,

1189
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 6: You're that guy.

1190
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 2: That's wild, because what's crazy is I'm gonna die and

1191
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: still be alive on your.

1192
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 6: Leg on his thigh.

1193
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, tonight, then is gonna be.

1194
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 6: I'm gonna die on the subway.

1195
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 4: That's what the prophecy told me. I kind of I

1196
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 4: kind of hope now that our careers, like, don't go

1197
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 4: anywhere for that, just for the sake of that tattoo.

1198
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 4: So his grandkids are like, what is that? They're like, Grandpa,

1199
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 4: it was a show from twenty eleven.

1200
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 6: That's like, nft, you dumb bastard, Grandpa?

1201
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 2: Are those those dog fighting guys with the ex president's wife?

1202
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 2: I mean, by the way, you think that's crazy. But

1203
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 2: then like people in the seventies who were like, you

1204
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 2: know who I really love? Oh J Simpson, and then

1205
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 2: touch it a little bit later and he's a black hero. Okay,

1206
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 2: So when do we have some headlines this guy is?

1207
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 6: I bet my boy Vinnie who rocks?

1208
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 4: I wonder if if I rolled up to Vinnie just

1209
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 4: in the street, I wonder if you would even recognize us,

1210
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 4: because that's happened multiple times where I was just at

1211
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 4: that when we were young festival and this person was

1212
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 4: wearing the blink one eighty two T shirt that she's wearing. Yeah,

1213
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 4: that they're wearing with our faces on it. So this

1214
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 4: is official Blink one eighty two, her ship that they

1215
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 4: released and it has our faces on it. And then

1216
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 4: it says I missed and I saw this guy with

1217
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 4: that shirt on at the festival. I ran up to

1218
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 4: him and I'm like six shirt man, and he goes, thanks,

1219
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 4: I let's go. I really like that guy and he goes, yeah,

1220
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 4: I actually like the other one.

1221
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 2: I like the one with the hair.

1222
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, James Blake, he's my best friend.

1223
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love you.

1224
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 2: I love you. And who are you, dude?

1225
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 6: And I had to be like, oh, dude, that's that's me.

1226
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 6: And he goes, oh shit, I didn't expect you to be.

1227
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 4: Here, right, to be fair, you caught him off guard. Yeah,

1228
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 4: and and but the level of excitement was nothing. It

1229
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 4: was like, I didn't expect you to be here, as

1230
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 4: if he was about to swing on me.

1231
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 6: Dude. Well, it's like kind of pops out of fucking nowhere,

1232
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 6: your little bitch.

1233
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 3: I get.

1234
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,879
Speaker 2: I get where he's coming from. It'd be like if

1235
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 2: I ran into one of you guys at the grocery store,

1236
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: I'd be.

1237
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 5: Like, dude, if, yeah, you know, if I ran into

1238
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 5: Rosi O'Donnell, I would fight her.

1239
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 6: Okay, if you're wearing a Rosio o'donald t shirt though, right.

1240
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 2: Then I'm cool.

1241
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 6: Should we do some Huntington hot topics?

1242
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 12: Okay topics? Okay, dude.

1243
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 4: So Jamie Spears, who I thought this was Jamie Lynd

1244
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 4: Spears And I was like really bummed about this.

1245
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 2: Will you explained it to everyone because I didn't get

1246
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 2: it either, Britney Spears.

1247
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 4: It used to be a pop star and now she's

1248
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 4: a crazy woman who dances alone with knives.

1249
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 3: Oh, she's like a TikToker ig star.

1250
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 4: Now yeah, now she's an Instagram star. But she used

1251
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 4: to be like a really famous pop star.

1252
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 3: Right, They don't remember her now she's talking.

1253
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 4: Her sister was Jamie Lynn Spears, who was just like

1254
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 4: this girl who was all like the Disney Chandelin ship.

1255
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 4: And her dad is also named Jamie Spears. It's all

1256
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 4: very confusing. So Jamie Spears leg was amputated the other day.

1257
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 2: And by the way, the mom's name is Lynn. Oh

1258
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 2: really is what I just heard backstage? Jesus, but so sorry,

1259
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 2: so sorry.

1260
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 9: So Brittany but Brittany's older, right is Brittany older than

1261
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 9: Jamie Limb? So they were like Brittany and then it's

1262
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 9: like you get my namesake and you get both of

1263
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 9: our namesake.

1264
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1265
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1266
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 4: There are some swamp people, for sure, ye're Trump people,

1267
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 4: but for them, but poor Jamie Spears, but she's the one.

1268
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 4: Jamie Spears was the dad. His leg was amputated after

1269
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 4: an infection.

1270
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 2: Sucks.

1271
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 3: He was the conservator.

1272
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 5: No, d what that's what happened. When you try to

1273
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 5: chain Britney up, you're gonna lose a Limb bitch.

1274
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 2: Hey, and you know, hey, okay, And just so just

1275
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 2: a piggyback on what Blake is saying. You know, and

1276
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 2: now she's just dancing with knives.

1277
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 6: That's fine, yea, that's you can dance with knives. That's

1278
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 6: not against the law.

1279
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 3: That's it.

1280
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 6: She's not dancing around her.

1281
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 2: Kids about the it's about her safety, it's about her will.

1282
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 4: But oh, I'm saying, Blake, it if if if you

1283
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 4: were having a hard time and suddenly you just started

1284
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 4: to post Instagram videos you shirtless with giant butcher knives,

1285
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:08,959
Speaker 4: it could happen.

1286
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 2: In boy shorts, it could happen in boy shorts. Yes,

1287
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 2: I'm conservatory in your ass.

1288
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 5: Uh, everybody starts somewhere, you're like, not like chuggling fire.

1289
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 2: Put your dad in charge of your money.

1290
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, you would think, Well, then I hope my dad

1291
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 6: loses a fucking leg. Put that guy no no dubt.

1292
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 6: And I know you listen to all the podcasts and.

1293
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:33,959
Speaker 14: I love you, dude.

1294
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, so sucks for Jamie Spears. Uh that being said,

1295
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 4: maybe Cam, but also you know, also you know, I

1296
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 4: don't wish.

1297
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 2: Anyone to not have a lose. That is such a

1298
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 2: bummer until Halloween rocks. The peg leg kind of fun,

1299
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 2: but other.

1300
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 8: Than honestly, there's ways to work a no leg.

1301
00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 6: It's it's a cool situation deal.

1302
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 2: He'll fit it out, He'll figure it out.

1303
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 6: The peg leg is definitely so far Captain Hook is

1304
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 6: a legend.

1305
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 2: Yes, his new names be Jamie Lean Spears.

1306
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 6: Okay, yes, yes, yes, I love it.

1307
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 4: So Blake, I'm gonna have to ask you to explain this, sure, Riz, Yeah, familiar.

1308
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 4: It is the Oxford University Press Word of the Year

1309
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 4: this year.

1310
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 2: What are we doing?

1311
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means. I don't know what explain.

1312
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 4: I have a little definition here, But I want Blake

1313
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 4: to explain to me because Blake's are He's the one

1314
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 4: that stays plugged in because we're all I mean, Thers

1315
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 4: is nearing fifty and I just turned forty, and these

1316
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 4: guys are gonna turn forty in a matter of months

1317
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 4: and leave the house.

1318
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 2: Blake's been known to hang out near the middle school, saying,

1319
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: what's the cool phrase?

1320
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 6: Now, Blake, let's go cool, dude. He's always holding a

1321
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 6: skateboard outside.

1322
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 2: Of the middle school. He's on Fortnite, Like, hey, dude,

1323
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 2: remember when he tried to hacky sack a buzzball at the.

1324
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:22,919
Speaker 6: Beginning of the show.

1325
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 2: It seems so long ago, it does, like there's no

1326
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 2: way kids even hacky sack right. No, even if we

1327
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 2: were standing around with somebody's like keys, we would do that.

1328
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 4: Also, yes, nobody always kicking things now they live in

1329
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 4: a virtual world.

1330
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 3: God damn.

1331
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 6: Cherry Jesus Christ, what are we doing as a society?

1332
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 2: Blake?

1333
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 12: Riz go no, no, no, no, no no.

1334
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 3: Riz go.

1335
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 8: Riz is like your game, like the way you approach

1336
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 8: a partner right, that's like.

1337
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 2: You know what short for right?

1338
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 6: Charisma?

1339
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 2: There you go? There we go short for charisma.

1340
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 4: That was Oxford University Press Word of the Year more

1341
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 4: than thirty two thousand voters back to Riz, Dude, I

1342
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 4: for sure thought it was like a new way to

1343
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 4: say jizz.

1344
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 6: And I'm like, why is everyone yeah, just saying jizz

1345
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 6: a lot? He's got mad riz.

1346
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you know that, dude, that.

1347
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 8: It's actually when you have blood in your jizz, it's

1348
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 8: red jiz?

1349
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 2: What it was judging me now because I'm bloody my

1350
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 2: jis fuck you? Actually?

1351
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, we checked out. Oh sorry, maybe I had a

1352
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 6: little too many long t You gotta be careful.

1353
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 9: You're gonna get an infection and your dick's gonna get amputated.

1354
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 2: Off with your.

1355
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 6: Before it gets amputated. I guarantee it. It's the biggest

1356
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 6: it's ever been.

1357
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 3: Dude.

1358
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 2: Then you know what, you get a peg dick.

1359
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 4: Okay, So the definition of RAZ is style, charm or attractiveness,

1360
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 4: the ability to attract or amtick or sexual.

1361
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 2: Did they not put the word charisma in there? Yeah,

1362
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 2: it says short for charisma. Okay, that's how they start.

1363
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 4: I say, let's say, let's let uh, let's go one

1364
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 4: by one and show your best riz to the the audience.

1365
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 2: Show your best riz.

1366
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 6: Oh ship, let's go.

1367
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 2: How are you you put the hat on? It's actually

1368
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 2: put the hat on.

1369
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 6: Negative amount of riz right there, negative amount of.

1370
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 2: Honestly, I wasn't mad at that. Go ahead, you weren't

1371
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 2: mad at Okay, you guys want my ris. Guess yeah.

1372
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 2: Let's there's a hell of ants out there, like, oh ship,

1373
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 2: mindy project? I raised from right here?

1374
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 4: Good good pointing about of pointing, staring off at the distance,

1375
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 4: acting aloof.

1376
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 2: Now.

1377
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 6: I feel like durs is a little bit of a

1378
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 6: He likes to throw the nags out there.

1379
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 2: I don't have the riz.

1380
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 4: I have the muh the muh, yeah, what's that like

1381
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 4: charisma like a lot of people have riz.

1382
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 2: I'm like over here with the muh like look at this,

1383
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 2: mum hit us with your riz. I just go like,

1384
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:24,919
Speaker 2: I just go, oh ship, oh ship?

1385
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 6: Actually kind of scary, yeah, kind of scary.

1386
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 2: I would like to I would like.

1387
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 6: To go in a marsh fit with you, please? And

1388
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 6: is this what you do outside of the middle schools?

1389
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 2: Or I would like to go with the mash with you?

1390
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 3: Please? Will you marry me?

1391
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 2: That's his make up line.

1392
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 3: I want to marry with you.

1393
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 2: For the rest of my life. I love that.

1394
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have Caveman where you just club the person

1395
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 6: and drag them by the hair. That's your riz.

1396
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 2: Okay, this one's mine. Okay, Yeah, it's a little dated.

1397
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 4: Do you know it's four to switch it up minus

1398
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 4: much like where it's silent, but it's so you're here

1399
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 4: and then you gotta just you always have to have

1400
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 4: a little something on your lip that you gotta get off.

1401
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 2: You gotta go.

1402
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 4: That's come you get, you get there, off the lip,

1403
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 4: and then you you're always looking down and then you

1404
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 4: gotta look up and something's in your eyes.

1405
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 3: Dude.

1406
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 12: Oh shit, oh my god, oh my god, oh shit.

1407
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 2: You always have to walk backwards. There's no brother.

1408
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 3: Don't fall, just don't fall.

1409
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 6: Don't be fair.

1410
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie honestly. Adam has hella riz. Yeah, Adam,

1411
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: because Adam sends us RIZ videos of guys all day long.

1412
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the video of this guy with

1413
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,920
Speaker 2: like the like the white goatee and he has like

1414
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 2: super blue eyes and he just looks like he looks

1415
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 2: at you like he can take the whole cock in

1416
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 2: his mouth.

1417
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 4: I send these videos to this guy all the time.

1418
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 4: It's just like, it's just it's just a guy. He's

1419
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 4: always in his truck.

1420
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 14: And he's like, hey, how you doing to music? And

1421
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 14: his eyes are like the lights and I feel like

1422
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 14: you can suck the ship out there.

1423
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 6: I find that ship so funny.

1424
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 2: Why is he or is he not? I have no

1425
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 2: idea what. I don't know what I am now.

1426
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm I'm confused as well.

1427
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 4: But it is weird that now for decades that's been

1428
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 4: because I was like the new kids on the block

1429
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 4: thing where they're they're always.

1430
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 2: Like nah right, Joey mcinton. I was like, whatever it is,

1431
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 2: It's like I can't.

1432
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 4: They're a little bashful, but they're still confident, confident, vulnerability, like.

1433
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 8: Stop and then five seconds later they're like.

1434
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 2: Tough and you're like, no, I'm good, I'm gonna go.

1435
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hang. I'm gonna go.

1436
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 6: Yeah of course, dude. So this is actually really sad news.

1437
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I know, I know. I thought that was

1438
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 2: one of you singing.

1439
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 6: I'm like, you guys are a great singer.

1440
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 2: We're getting I thought that was you. For a second.

1441
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 2: My god, man, we hear it, not go for it,

1442
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 2: let's hear it.

1443
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 12: No wait, hold on, hold on, wait, play it.

1444
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 2: Wait, I got another one. You let me try to

1445
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 2: hit that? Yeah, no way. I had the ris going

1446
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 2: and then he sucked me up. Bro, play the other,

1447
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:43,920
Speaker 2: play the other.

1448
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, you want the you want the real real? Yeah,

1449
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 6: I think I'll have that. I had it.

1450
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 3: But that's not bad. That's good. You beat me.

1451
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 2: Jesus, Hey, guys, stop coming out there.

1452
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 4: There's too much Riz in the audience. So bad news, everybody,

1453
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 4: bad news, the Riz. Nicholas Cage ready to quit movies. No, whoa, No,

1454
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 4: he says, he's ready to pack it up film and

1455
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,640
Speaker 4: pivots to television.

1456
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, well same thing, same thing.

1457
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 4: What are we talking about. I feel like they don't

1458
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 4: even make any movies anymore. Yeah, and now it's just TV.

1459
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,440
Speaker 2: So he was like, I don't want to be in Transformers.

1460
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,520
Speaker 2: Oh the movies are Transformers.

1461
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 9: He's done like over the past like five years, he's

1462
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 9: done like fucking like fifteen or twenty movies.

1463
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, who.

1464
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 12: Cares, he's good, But like, yeah, like I mean, is

1465
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 12: there more?

1466
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 2: Isn't TV kind of where it's at? That's like I don't,

1467
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's like, what's the difference I don't

1468
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 2: want to go to drug dealers anymore. Oh whoa, I

1469
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 2: didn't know that. Yeah, I just want to go buy

1470
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 2: weed at stores. Yeah right right, yeah, that makes sense.

1471
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 2: That's where we're going.

1472
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I love Nick Cage, and I hope

1473
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 4: I can see him more on on my screen wherever

1474
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 4: that screen may be.

1475
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 2: Movie around.

1476
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 6: Like you got it, susand Summers. Do you guys remember

1477
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,439
Speaker 6: Suzanne Summers? This is a step by step, Yes, step

1478
01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 6: by step.

1479
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:20,800
Speaker 2: And she's company hang on and also Suzanne Summers. Are

1480
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 2: we more threes company, Susanne Summers? Or are we more

1481
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 2: step by step? Shut out Cody Susan Smers.

1482
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 3: Oh I thought that was gonna go up.

1483
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 2: It was way more.

1484
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 6: Actually both were pretty mid so.

1485
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 3: Or are we thigh master? Susanne Summers?

1486
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 2: She's dead.

1487
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys knew, but She'ser's husband

1488
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 4: reveals why she was laid to rest wearing Timberland boots.

1489
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 4: Oh ship, Suzanne Summers like the fucking coolest chance.

1490
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 2: I think she was outdoorsy because she's gully bro.

1491
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 6: She's gully.

1492
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 4: Susanne never really had boots designed for hiking on the rocks,

1493
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 4: so I ordered which is weird. She never had them,

1494
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 4: so in death he ordered her Timberland boots and then

1495
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 4: he made he said, I made my gift personal by

1496
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 4: drawing on them in a few words that represented our

1497
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,759
Speaker 4: life to some degree and made them very personal to Suzanne.

1498
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 2: Is she part of the slan I'm gonna stop. No,

1499
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:36,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna go like that take away,

1500
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take.

1501
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 5: I thought you were about to say, Like she had

1502
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 5: a dude who used to blaze her while she was

1503
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 5: only in like Timberland boots.

1504
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 2: So yeah, her husband was like, so just to honor

1505
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 2: her before I married her, there was a guy who

1506
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 2: used to be I beg your pardon, blaze my wife

1507
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 2: in only Timberland boots. So what I'm going to write

1508
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 2: his name on these boots. And that's what wines?

1509
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 4: Would you guys want to be buried? And if you

1510
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 4: could have a choice, what shoes would I mean? Summer

1511
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,280
Speaker 4: is known for the thigh master.

1512
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 3: Man, so like favorite shoes of all time?

1513
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 6: I feel like it depends on when I die.

1514
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 4: If I die young, just to like kind of like

1515
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 4: punk my mom a little bit, it'd be clogs.

1516
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 2: Okay. So She's like, I knew he wanted to. He's

1517
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 2: dancing in heaving. What about you, Kyle?

1518
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 3: I think I probably want to be buried in bowling shoes.

1519
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:36,799
Speaker 2: Went bowling?

1520
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 10: Ky.

1521
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 9: I've been bowling in the last year, but I haven't

1522
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 9: gone often. That works like the gutter because pickleball, man,

1523
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 9: you know what I mean, only got time for one cool.

1524
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 2: Thing, so not pickleball shoes.

1525
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 5: Okay, Blake's I think I was like, do you remember

1526
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 5: the shacknosis where it was like box?

1527
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 6: Of course I probably I probably one of those.

1528
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 4: Giant red boots everyone's wearing now, the big red boots,

1529
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,679
Speaker 4: the mischief, big red boots.

1530
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 2: Literally they're called the big red boots.

1531
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 3: Are they the Mario boots?

1532
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 2: I'll go new Bounce five eighty five made America. No,

1533
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 2: they're not astro boys because then they get sued. They're

1534
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,599
Speaker 2: called the big red boots.

1535
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:21,160
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, don't fight, that's okay.

1536
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 2: Long Island. Just be Strong Island.

1537
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 6: Okay, Wow, dude, what are you getting buried in?

1538
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:32,479
Speaker 2: I just said Bounce five. I just said it again,

1539
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 2: you face. I just said it three times.

1540
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:38,120
Speaker 3: Who cares.

1541
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:44,200
Speaker 4: Serena Williams says she's been putting breast milk on her

1542
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 4: face to help treat sunburn.

1543
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 6: It works, that's what she says.

1544
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:53,160
Speaker 2: Dude. I like how half the audience is like they

1545
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 2: can get sunburned, okay, because I google it, and then

1546
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm scared to hit search because then they know that

1547
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 2: I asked, and now I know. Thank you.

1548
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 10: T I.

1549
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 2: I don't think.

1550
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 4: I don't think breast milk is gonna help my white

1551
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 4: ass skin. I think I'm gonna need something a little more.

1552
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 4: But I'm willing to ask my wife for breast milk

1553
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:18,160
Speaker 4: on my face every day. I need it for my

1554
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:18,799
Speaker 4: sun burns.

1555
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, real quick.

1556
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 2: Before I go out, honey, I got a meeting. Hang on,

1557
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:24,760
Speaker 2: come here.

1558
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,120
Speaker 4: My wife's press were good. We're super I'm super excited.

1559
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 12: Yes, I don't know why I think. I think it's.

1560
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 2: Spoken like someone who has no kids.

1561
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 6: It's not about the kids. It's about milk, which I love.

1562
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:49,719
Speaker 4: Milk squirting out of my wife, who I love squirting

1563
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:52,599
Speaker 4: out of her tits, which is my favorite part. Yeah,

1564
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 4: that's like a dream. Imagine is one of my favorite beverages.

1565
01:13:58,760 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 6: It's squirting out.

1566
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 2: Is that grow up on a German farm and I.

1567
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 6: Are Chloe squirt out fucking Long Island iced team bro.

1568
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:10,240
Speaker 4: Okay, Adam, the only way could get better, dude, Adam,

1569
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,960
Speaker 4: it's just sugar free red Bull and vodka on them

1570
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,000
Speaker 4: in one in each.

1571
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I did this. We're sorry you do this.

1572
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 2: You do this a whole bit. Let me step away.

1573
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,640
Speaker 2: That's fine, Okay, So your your wife's.

1574
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 6: My wife's titty not going?

1575
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:33,479
Speaker 4: Oh ude, Teresa Caputo, You guys know who this woman

1576
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:39,200
Speaker 4: is in Divine connectionsount December sixth and seven.

1577
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 6: So that's just coming up. So I guess she was

1578
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:43,400
Speaker 6: Who is she?

1579
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1580
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:45,200
Speaker 2: That's tomorrow.

1581
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:48,599
Speaker 6: Wait.

1582
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,840
Speaker 2: Is this like a Long Island psychic type person?

1583
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool, guys, believe in that. I believe in

1584
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 4: her and nobody else the Long Island medium. Do you

1585
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 4: believe in like a medium that can speak to ghosts

1586
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:01,760
Speaker 4: and ship?

1587
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:02,120
Speaker 3: Yes?

1588
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 6: Yes, you know, I mean for sure no, but also

1589
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 6: kind of cool, right?

1590
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:08,840
Speaker 2: I think? I bet you.

1591
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,880
Speaker 4: I bet you as much as I believe that me

1592
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 4: maybe me and method Man are gonna have a wild

1593
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,559
Speaker 4: night and fighting ring. I believe in this woman.

1594
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think why not? Why not? Why doesn't she

1595
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 3: have that?

1596
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:20,640
Speaker 9: Is she like?

1597
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:24,160
Speaker 2: Is she Jamaican? Is she from Trinidad. Where's she from?

1598
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:26,679
Speaker 6: Where? From Long Island?

1599
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,600
Speaker 2: I like how there's one dude super cassually going like this,

1600
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,800
Speaker 2: I see you, buddy, And if you're listening at home,

1601
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,160
Speaker 2: he was wagging his finger at me.

1602
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,799
Speaker 6: Give it up her eyes everybody.

1603
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:52,160
Speaker 4: All right, So you guys got some hod cues and

1604
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:53,759
Speaker 4: we got some hot hot, hot.

1605
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,280
Speaker 6: Hot hot hot, hot, hot, hot hot.

1606
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:59,280
Speaker 2: Answer, what's your heart? Ach, Kyle?

1607
01:15:59,640 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 6: Hot?

1608
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:04,479
Speaker 4: Is the cool mansa not real, not real fake name.

1609
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 4: What was the very first thing you ever jerked off to? Okay,

1610
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:12,840
Speaker 4: all right, dude, this is easy, crude. They were jerked

1611
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,120
Speaker 4: off to compared to the most recent thing you jerked

1612
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:16,280
Speaker 4: off to compared to?

1613
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:20,799
Speaker 6: And then she goes, was it today, well compared to it's.

1614
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 9: Gotten your vulgar, very very graphic compared to the first time.

1615
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I ever.

1616
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,680
Speaker 4: I don't even know if I had ideas of what

1617
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 4: I was jerking off to the first time. It was

1618
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 4: just like if I tugged on this, things happened, right.

1619
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,479
Speaker 9: Yeah, But what about the first thing that you were

1620
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,960
Speaker 9: jerking off too? Like, not the first time you jerked off?

1621
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 6: Like for me, it was kind of like like coming

1622
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 6: out of my future wife's.

1623
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 3: I feel like J. C. Penny's ads got me going.

1624
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:55,920
Speaker 3: I feel like that was Yeah, I feel like that

1625
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,520
Speaker 3: was like pretty classic.

1626
01:16:57,439 --> 01:17:01,639
Speaker 4: JAC Pennies when she's there, so like the not even lingerie.

1627
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,720
Speaker 4: These are just like old lady underwear. Yeah, they're like

1628
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 4: by your old lady underwear from these J. C. Pennies

1629
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,840
Speaker 4: catalogs that my mom would have. And then my cousin

1630
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:15,599
Speaker 4: ratted me out. My cousin, fucking Danny. Dude, I'm eight

1631
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,760
Speaker 4: years old. He's ten years older than me, so he

1632
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 4: was eighteen. I showed him my box I had, I

1633
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,919
Speaker 4: collected the clippings in a shoe box, and I'm showing.

1634
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,839
Speaker 12: Him no Riz by the way, Yeah.

1635
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, Danny's got no Riz.

1636
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,560
Speaker 4: And so I showed him my stash. I was like,

1637
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 4: look at all these hot ladies in very covered.

1638
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 2: Right in like nursing bras with like the nipple thing.

1639
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's a little cleavage, there's cleavage.

1640
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,639
Speaker 2: There's a lot of cleavage the play text bras.

1641
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 4: And I remember being devastated that he came downstairs. He

1642
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 4: was like, I don't just collected JAC Pennies. Yeah, yeah,

1643
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 4: I just showed you my box. You mean meanwhile, I

1644
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 4: was dressed as a who are the kids that they

1645
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:02,559
Speaker 4: turn all their clothes around?

1646
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:03,400
Speaker 3: Chris Cross?

1647
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 2: Criscross. That was the year that Crisscross was popular.

1648
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 4: So I had a hard time running down the stairs

1649
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:09,760
Speaker 4: after him because my pants were back there.

1650
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 2: Sure you ran upstairs.

1651
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 3: Your boobs are huge.

1652
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,240
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember something called TV Week?

1653
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 4: Yes? I don't.

1654
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:21,759
Speaker 2: TV week was like an insert in the Chicago Tribune,

1655
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 2: but I assumed there was. It was national anyway, national national, uh,

1656
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 2: And there would be like a little tiny ad for

1657
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 2: the Playboy channel and it was the same ad that

1658
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 2: came every week, so I didn't have to collect it

1659
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 2: because it just.

1660
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:37,519
Speaker 3: Came, so to speak.

1661
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:41,760
Speaker 2: And it was this. It was this lady who is

1662
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 2: for sure dead now, uh, with like the strap of

1663
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,360
Speaker 2: her like longerie just off the shoulder and like the

1664
01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:51,479
Speaker 2: little like slope of the boob. And I was like you,

1665
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:57,880
Speaker 2: I was like, this is it the end zone Blake

1666
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 2: And you guys haven't done your life bookend of now

1667
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,040
Speaker 2: of what it is now? I don't necessarily want to

1668
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 2: say what it is now. So Adams is for sure

1669
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 2: the German because of where you grew up, the German

1670
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 2: parties where there's like women in stockades and barnyard men

1671
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,559
Speaker 2: coming in to have their way. Oh boy, it's his upbringing.

1672
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:16,200
Speaker 2: It's the German.

1673
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:20,639
Speaker 5: I still stand by the super German. I can't remember

1674
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 5: the first time I ejaculated.

1675
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 2: Question was crass, but I was saying, like, the first

1676
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:29,439
Speaker 2: thing you jerked off?

1677
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:31,280
Speaker 3: Can you say come?

1678
01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:36,760
Speaker 8: I don't want to that seems crass, Jessica Rabbit was

1679
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:37,120
Speaker 8: when I.

1680
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 2: Verse was like.

1681
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 6: And then, and that's why you're into HENTI now, yes,

1682
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,800
Speaker 6: and then and then later today? I yeah, I had

1683
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:46,920
Speaker 6: Hentie all.

1684
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 2: Up on my later today on the drive back to

1685
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 2: the city.

1686
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,599
Speaker 6: Not the drive. I'm going to be on the subway

1687
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 6: with everybody.

1688
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 2: It's a train, just time.

1689
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 4: So Dylan asked, I wipe my ass the same way

1690
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:06,040
Speaker 4: Adam does. Spread with the left hand, wipe with the ride. Adam,

1691
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:07,880
Speaker 4: is this something that you will teach your child?

1692
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:08,880
Speaker 2: Well?

1693
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:12,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, Dylan, and I can't wait to teach my

1694
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,240
Speaker 4: child to be a stand up wiper.

1695
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wait, no, this is like the circumcision discussion, like

1696
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,880
Speaker 2: does your wife get a say in this?

1697
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:20,000
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1698
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 2: Wait?

1699
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 8: Does your wife get a saying the way your son

1700
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:23,880
Speaker 8: wipes his ass?

1701
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:26,080
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I'm sure she will, but I

1702
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,559
Speaker 4: think she's going to go like, yeah, however, you want

1703
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:30,200
Speaker 4: to teach him to wipe his ass, that's fine.

1704
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,639
Speaker 9: Yeah, have you expose him to everything? See, I wasn't

1705
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,760
Speaker 9: exposed to the stand up wiping at all.

1706
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,680
Speaker 4: That's how my dad did it. That's how his dad

1707
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:40,320
Speaker 4: did it. This is a long lineage of divines, yes,

1708
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:41,760
Speaker 4: standing up to wipe their ass.

1709
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,840
Speaker 9: So I first learned about it from you, and I'm

1710
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,320
Speaker 9: actually like considering taking the leap of.

1711
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,680
Speaker 6: I stand up.

1712
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:54,320
Speaker 4: A lot of people lean my ass, and as divines,

1713
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 4: we have big, thick, juicy asses, so you're not able to.

1714
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:00,800
Speaker 2: Get all the way around. So what we do is

1715
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 2: your original name you a hover. When you guys got

1716
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:07,560
Speaker 2: to Ellis Island, your your last name was behind and

1717
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:09,680
Speaker 2: they were like, we're just gonna change that for you.

1718
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 6: How about de Vin answer your question? Dylan, absolutely, yes,

1719
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,720
Speaker 6: I will m J.

1720
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 4: Which one of the bros would be most likely to

1721
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,879
Speaker 4: be cryogenically frozen?

1722
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:27,240
Speaker 6: I think it says frozen. It doesn't say frozen. Brozen

1723
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,840
Speaker 6: preserve dude, I would love to do that.

1724
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,200
Speaker 3: That's like, yeah, you.

1725
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,720
Speaker 6: I think Kyle might hop into that.

1726
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:37,559
Speaker 2: What do you mean I think?

1727
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 6: I think, well, we can both do it? Why can't

1728
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:40,599
Speaker 6: we both?

1729
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:42,599
Speaker 3: That's fine?

1730
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,839
Speaker 8: Thin can only freeze one? Who are we letting them freeze?

1731
01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 3: Well? They have spoken?

1732
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,200
Speaker 2: How bad? How bad do you want it? I kind

1733
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,960
Speaker 2: of want it bad. Yeah, I don't want that bad, bitch.

1734
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:55,400
Speaker 2: I think it would be cool.

1735
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 3: I mean if because that means you wake up later,

1736
01:21:58,600 --> 01:21:59,800
Speaker 3: right that that's what that means.

1737
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:03,559
Speaker 4: That's well this you only want to be crying if

1738
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,639
Speaker 4: then in like fifty years you wouldn't have to unthaw

1739
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 4: me so I can fight crime.

1740
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, like demolition Man exactly.

1741
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:17,160
Speaker 5: This is a demolition Man scenario where Kyle Ansters are

1742
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 5: frozen at the same time and then they get.

1743
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:26,599
Speaker 6: Yeah. So this is a This is a sad one.

1744
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:27,799
Speaker 2: Cassie.

1745
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:33,679
Speaker 4: She says that her father passed away, Sandy, and it'd

1746
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,200
Speaker 4: be nice to give him his flowers.

1747
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,479
Speaker 6: Everybody give Sandy his flowers?

1748
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,680
Speaker 2: Sandy? What up?

1749
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 3: Looks like?

1750
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 6: This is a fuck cancer situation. I'm with the Cassie cancer.

1751
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:47,120
Speaker 3: By the way.

1752
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 2: By the way, Sandy is like one of the strongest

1753
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:54,759
Speaker 2: male names possible, is that it could be a female.

1754
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:58,160
Speaker 2: I don't know. She just said her father, didn't she Yes, Yeah,

1755
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:03,240
Speaker 2: you're reading these right, use use your comprehension. I think

1756
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,960
Speaker 2: I think Sandy for a dude is a fucking sick name.

1757
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,960
Speaker 3: Agreed, Agreed.

1758
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 2: I think Sandy as a state of being after you're

1759
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 2: at the beach, like three or four hours later. Not, okay, not,

1760
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:21,120
Speaker 2: I think Sandy Duncan is our best Peter Pan, Go ahead.

1761
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,639
Speaker 6: Sorry, So Kate wants to know, would you rather drink

1762
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 6: Joey chestnuts pee? Yeah?

1763
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:28,720
Speaker 8: Oh wait, wait, there's an option the.

1764
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,679
Speaker 6: Day after he breaks the asparagus heating world record.

1765
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:36,679
Speaker 2: Or oh my god, that's the most long island question

1766
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:37,439
Speaker 2: of all time.

1767
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:39,920
Speaker 6: Or get pooped on by your mom?

1768
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,519
Speaker 2: Oh dude, well you don't have to look at it. Yeah,

1769
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,120
Speaker 2: my mom can't poop on me. Can she pretend it

1770
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:51,439
Speaker 2: was an accident? Nah? Dude, Well you don't have to, like.

1771
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:54,479
Speaker 3: Watch, no, if I was face down mom pooping on

1772
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:55,400
Speaker 3: my back, that's.

1773
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:56,760
Speaker 2: On your back.

1774
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:00,120
Speaker 8: You're saying, face down, ass up. That's the way I

1775
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:01,360
Speaker 8: like my mom to poo on me.

1776
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what.

1777
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,640
Speaker 2: I definitely don't want it on my back because I

1778
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:06,800
Speaker 2: could feel I would feel like I could never wash

1779
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:11,200
Speaker 2: that off. I wanted like stomach, stomach or chest, eyes closed,

1780
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:13,360
Speaker 2: so that like I can scrub for the next six

1781
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:15,680
Speaker 2: months of my life. You just can't reach back there.

1782
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:19,840
Speaker 6: Fair, fair, fair, I mean this is this is the

1783
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,080
Speaker 6: end of the road here, guys.

1784
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:22,000
Speaker 2: Those are good questions.

1785
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,320
Speaker 6: Any apologies, any epic giveaways?

1786
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:28,759
Speaker 9: Oh my good I would like to take back taking

1787
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 9: my hat off and showing my baldness during the RIZ.

1788
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:32,080
Speaker 2: Liked it.

1789
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 3: I liked it that.

1790
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,479
Speaker 6: You know you had more RIZ by doing that, by

1791
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,479
Speaker 6: having the bald out, Okay, by covering, by covering the

1792
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:41,479
Speaker 6: loss of hair. It's not that bald, but it.

1793
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:43,320
Speaker 3: Feels bald when I take my hat off.

1794
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:45,840
Speaker 2: It's just creeping back.

1795
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:49,040
Speaker 3: We're in a recession over here.

1796
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:51,599
Speaker 6: My epic giveaways will be these headphones. I'm not gonna

1797
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:53,880
Speaker 6: charge fifteen dollars here you go.

1798
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:55,000
Speaker 12: They're not good.

1799
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:57,240
Speaker 6: They're not good. They're not good.

1800
01:24:57,479 --> 01:24:59,120
Speaker 2: Reason to do it, They're not good.

1801
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:05,120
Speaker 6: I just wouldn't say. Yeah, thank you guys for showing up. Okay, okay,

1802
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:06,639
Speaker 6: yeah you can go too.

1803
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,640
Speaker 2: This is the first time I've ever been to long

1804
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,840
Speaker 2: next week, so I.

1805
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:13,240
Speaker 6: Want to say thank you guys.

1806
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:16,920
Speaker 4: Flowers, not giving you flowers, but really thank you for

1807
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:17,479
Speaker 4: showing up.

1808
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:18,400
Speaker 6: We really appreciate it.

1809
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, look, yeah, hey, we have some not so

1810
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:27,400
Speaker 2: epic giveaways.

1811
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,720
Speaker 3: I want to give it up again for Vinnie with

1812
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:34,400
Speaker 3: the tattoos. That's for you, ethic. Hey, where's Vinnie is?

1813
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:34,840
Speaker 14: Right there?

1814
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:37,960
Speaker 3: Vinnie baby.

1815
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:39,960
Speaker 2: O got my God.

1816
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:44,479
Speaker 6: And I don't know if you heard me.

1817
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:47,120
Speaker 2: I said not so ethic and I mentioned we have

1818
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:48,519
Speaker 2: literal t shirts.

1819
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:58,680
Speaker 3: Yo. Right here lady boom oh, she missed it. I'm

1820
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:00,360
Speaker 3: going deep deepp.

1821
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,240
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for showing on. We really

1822
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,040
Speaker 2: appreciate it.

1823
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, and this was another episode.

1824
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:20,000
Speaker 2: Spar Thank you God. Yeah, yeah, you're here joking