WEBVTT - All The Coal Kids Are Doing It: Larry Wayne Price Jr. 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:02.720 Ridiculous crime. It's a production of iHeartRadio. 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:04.200 Elizabeth. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.720 Aaron Burnett yells, so and so, I. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:09.959 Love seeing the smile on your face when you walk 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:12.360 in the door. Sometimes, thanks, I mean all the time. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:14.040 I like seeing it. But like sometimes you walk in 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:16.080 with a smile. You don't always walk in with a smile, 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:17.439 but I always like it when you do. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:18.320 It's drugs. 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:22.560 Well keep doing it because I've been hitting this. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:26.759 New street drug called Adville. Oh yeah, good stuff. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.440 Do you like that? 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:28.240 Yeah? 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:30.200 The kid's pushing it on you nice. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:31.760 I like to ride the vill. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.720 I got a question for you. Yes, do you know 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:36.560 it's ridiculous? 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.199 I do know it's ridiculous. Let me give you a 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.480 little backstory. This isn't going to take a whole long. 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:46.680 I officiated a friend's wedding a few years back, and 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.599 another friend of mine Lisa, Lisa, if you're listening, I'm 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:53.640 about to tell the story. We're talking the night before, 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:57.000 and I told her that when I was doing the 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.920 you know, officiating, I was gonna before I got up, 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:05.039 rub chocolate pudding across my teeth and do the whole 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:08.360 ceremony like that. And then she was calling me old 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:13.560 pudden tooth and we oh, we laughed, Saren, Saren, we laughed. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:18.440 We still talk about it occasionally this day, Old Pudden Tooth, 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:25.120 So keeping that in mind, there's a toothcare brand called 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.680 His Smile, And I think I've talked about them before 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.959 doing stuff probably, And so you think, like, well, if 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:34.600 I was old Pudden tooth, I need to use toothpaste 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.160 to get the pudding off my teeth before I officiated 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:38.920 a wedding. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.880 Right, I'm so praying this is not a mashup. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.360 Well, the Lord doesn't always answer her boy's prayers because 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:52.880 His Smile has teamed up with Reeses to offer Reese's 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:55.760 like peanut butter cup toothpaste, so. 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.120 To be like a cadberry egg Easter thing. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:03.200 No, it's just peanut butter cup toothpaste, so you too 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:07.640 can be old put in tooth? Do you put it? 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:11.800 It tastes like recy cups, but with a cool finish, 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:15.320 as they say, so it's it's sugar free, don't worry 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:20.040 about it has floride in it. Sorry RFK parents, It 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:24.880 says it delivers the signature Reese's flavor, although I prefer 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:30.359 the Southern pronunciation of recy cups up front before finishing 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:35.000 with his smiles cooling after feel it's only his. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.000 Smile is just interesting branding. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:41.720 There's a lot going on there, like yeah, but also 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:45.080 it reminds me of those ads like during football season 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.560 where it's like, oh, we got to be nice to 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.119 each other and it's like an ad for Jesus. Well, 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:53.920 his smile sounds like Jesus toothpaste, like because it's capital. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.080 H okay, like the Lord's smile. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.080 Yeah, but not in this case because it looks like 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.440 it looks like lot when you put it on there. 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.080 And so here's the thing. You can only get it 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:09.160 in Australia and New Zealand via his smile website. So 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.480 they're attacking the Southern hemisphere first before they. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.920 Move north, doing some test marketing down there. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.560 Yeah. So if you want to be put in tooth jones, 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.280 this is a way to do it and clean your 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:27.000 teeth at the same time. And for anyone listening in 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:29.800 New Zealand and Australia, do not spend the money to 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.480 send this to us. I love when you guys do 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.480 stuff like that, but please don't give them any money. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.800 Don't encourage this, and that, my friends, is ridiculous. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:43.000 It is ridiculous. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.160 Put in tooth Jesus toothpaste. 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.640 Do you know then what hell is ridiculous? 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:49.400 Ridiculous? 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.440 The price of a new home in America, Oh God 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.800 tell me right. And some people, Elizabeth will do anything, 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:59.880 and I mean anything to own their dream home. I 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:24.640 mean anything. Oh no, this is ridiculous. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:30.680 Crime A podcast about absurd and outrages, capers, heists, and cons. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:35.799 It's always ninety nine percent murder free and one hundred 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:37.800 percent ridiculous. 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.440 Yes, Elizabeth Sara. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.839 Today, I want to tell you a story about a 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.760 dream home. Okay, not like a Barbie dream home, like 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:47.120 a real. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.599 Dream actual Like I have dreams about it. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:53.240 Well, I guess you might call it a castle a dreams. Yeah, 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.760 and what one man was willing to do to afford 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:01.640 his dream castle. Now, I know you have frequent flyer 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.720 mileage on that website Zillow. Like you love zillo right, 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.040 do I love it? 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:08.760 It's so good If you're nosy. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.159 I know, right, you show me you send me text 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.720 messages about it, and I'm like, yeah, sometimes I look 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:17.479 not always sometimes I do like if if you sell 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.200 it well enough, yeah, Like I just don't find the 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.520 same delight you do. But I respect your game, right, 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:26.279 So I went to Zillo for this story. Nice, and 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.159 I want to show you something. 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.000 You've never been walking down the street and looked at 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:31.840 the house and then like, I wonder what the story 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:32.240 is there? 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.719 What do you mean the story? Like the cost or 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:36.279 like how many bedrooms they have inside? 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:40.680 The history? What are you paying in Texas? When was 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:41.520 it last purchase? 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.159 What would be your mortgage payment? 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.640 Did you not have the realtor scrub it so that 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:49.040 the listing descriptions are still in there in all forty pictures? 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:52.080 Oh? Yeah, good call. You know so, I know that 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:56.440 this is not a visual medium per se, but here 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:56.800 I am. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.200 I'm gone. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.039 I'm going to call up a page on because you 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.600 need to see this dream house, I mean dreamcastle. I'm 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.680 going to show you some picks and if you don't mind, 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.719 if you could describe what you see. And now, if 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.799 you want to play along, you can go to Zillo 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.680 and check out the address. The dream Castle is located 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:19.440 at fifty six fifty Canyon Woods. That's canyon woods like 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:25.360 trees all one word canyon Woods drive in Billings, Montana. Yeah, 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:29.200 zip code five nine one zero six. Okay, No, this 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:32.600 home was built in twenty fourteen, so keep that in mind. Okay, 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:34.120 Now away we go. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:39.320 M Dreamcastle sounds like it's nineteen eighty six and like 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.359 you're a junior high kid who's all into like fantasy 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.360 heavy metal, and that's the name of your band, Dreamcastle, 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:46.080 dream Castle. 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:49.840 So there you go. There's the opening slide. Oh okay, 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.840 now go to slide the second slide, and Elizabeth, can 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.120 you describe what you're looking at this? 0:06:56.120 --> 0:07:01.279 This looks like a ski resort that like Cosner invested 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:05.480 in and then forgot about. It's like, wait a second, 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:09.040 what is Is it all hand hewn from the rocks 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:12.560 around it? It's kind of it's all it's stone work 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.160 on the outside, all. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.480 Stone work on the It's a castle. It has like 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.000 a whole stone tower. It has a mode. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:19.840 You could say that. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:23.239 So check a few other slides and but stop whatever 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:24.960 one catches your eye. But tell me when you get 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.040 to the whole thing. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:27.840 Looks like, you know, I've never been in a Great 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:31.920 Wolf lodge, but if this is a Great Wolf, looks 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:35.040 like a ski resort like outside of Tahoe. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.200 Right to the laundry room. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:41.240 Oh, there's a good laundry room. These people do their 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:41.840 own laundry. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:45.080 You'll notice it has three side by side washing machines 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:45.920 and dryers. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:47.560 There's so many kitchens. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.360 Oh yeah, we'll come back to. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.840 That, and like everything's beige. 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.160 Have you gotten to the three side by side. 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.680 Washing I'm looking at like the you know, the the 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.280 office with all the empty shelving where books would be. 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.280 But these probably don't own books, are. 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:04.000 There? 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.040 It is? Yeah? There you go. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.200 Okay, So there's everything by the way, is like pre 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:14.800 manufactured cabinetry, and then like marble floors, marble counters, and 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:21.440 then three washer dryer systems like stacks sacked okay, and 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:24.240 I love that they have to illustrate folded towels on 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:28.160 the table. Man, you can't put books on the bookshelves. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.000 Keep going and tell me when you get to the 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:30.760 bowling alley. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.920 No, okay, yeah, now this. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:35.280 Double bowling alley. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.199 Actually, this must be just riveting for people. 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:41.640 That doesn't it look like somewhere you'd bowl if you're 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.559 in the home of like a Las Vegas casino owner. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.680 Very much so, because it's part of it is like 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.000 what I'm trying to describe to people here is that 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.640 it's not so much like an organic decor of like 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.400 you build a house. This looks like the inside of 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.880 like you're saying, like a casino. So it has like 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:03.680 plank wood walls that are artificially distressed, and so you're there. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.280 They run lengthwise on the wall, so it's like you're 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.520 in an old barn, but you're also bowling. And then 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:12.280 there's acoustic ceilings like I don't know what's happening here. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.560 Slide a couple of more frames ahead and see, tell 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:15.679 me when you get to the shooting ring. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:16.760 Oh, I'm at the shooting ring. 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:19.640 That's a legit indoor shooting rang. Okay, can you go 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:20.840 full John Wick in there? 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:24.720 It's terrifying, yes, But also on the walls, it looks 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:28.199 like that there's nothing in those racks. But I swear 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:29.840 to god, those look like wine wracks. 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:31.960 Yeah, they took all the shooting ring. They took all 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:32.760 the guns out. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.719 I'm just going to pretend that's a shooting range. Slash sell. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:37.960 Thank you. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:38.640 I like that. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.560 Slide a couple ahead and tell me when you get 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:41.560 to the screening room. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.520 Well there's okay, yeah, because I see there's one that's 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:47.040 like has Oh there's a golf room with like the 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:51.760 screening because God forbid you go outside. 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:53.480 I wait till we get out. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.240 Get is Kevin Costner going to pop out of one 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.680 of these things? Okay? 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.720 What do you think about those shiny leather high back recliners. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.520 Huh Now, personally I would have couches. You know, that's 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.240 something company to say, like leather recliners. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:12.120 I mean it goes with the fake stars on the ceiling. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.760 But what do I know? I don't have a screening room. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:18.520 The gym. There you go the gym the comedy like 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:19.320 twenty People. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.200 It looks like something that you find in an upscale 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.000 business hotel. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.320 It does right at it, Yeah, exactly. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:25.880 It's like it's the kind of it's the sort of 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:27.880 gym equipment that you would use when you're about to 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:30.839 be harassed by the sales manager for like some company. 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.720 Or I imagine it. Outside the door, there's like a plaque 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:37.280 on the wall that's like, yes, you know, gym equipment 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.800 by Equinox. Like it's like a spinoff. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.600 Now, how about that cave dining area? Did you get 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:43.200 to that yet? 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:44.440 The little grotto? 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.320 Yeah, it's like somewhere you'd eat a meal just before 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:48.840 you get killed by Benicio del Toro. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.560 I wish right, go to the. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.840 Tennis courts and the private three hole golf range. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.960 I'm looking at the outside. God, this place. It totally 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.680 looks like a like a resort where you go for 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.000 like a corporate retreat. You find out the rooms are 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.280 supposed to be like eight hundred dollars a night, but 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.480 your events person was like, don't worry, we got it 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.440 for like one hundred and fifty. I kind of see 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.600 why it's off season. It smells a little mill. Do 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.480 you over in the sense of the building. Okay, I 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:16.040 see like the ground do. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:17.800 You see yeah? Do you get outside yet? You're outside? 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:18.440 I'm outside. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.400 Do you see that the tennis the double tennis courts 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:22.800 and the three hole ball? 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:26.880 You know that's pickleball. That's not These people don't play tennis, 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.040 no offense, pickleball. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:30.680 This is kind of set up you get if you 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.280 sell missiles by the billions to the US government, you 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:34.040 get this house. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:34.280 Right. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.600 You haven't defense contractor money. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.560 I mean, this whole thing, it's just so it's so 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.959 bland and yet like ostentatious but bland. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.160 Yes, it somehow strikes you're a big balance. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.880 Yeah, if you're going to be the eccentric multi millionaire 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.959 and have this enormous place which I don't even know. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.679 You're gonna have to tell me how many square feet this? 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.240 Oh yeah, I got all that for you. I know 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:57.800 you care about. 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:01.080 All I think is like, well, what's your electricity? 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:02.760 You have? You have a whole step You're not thinking 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:03.679 about the electricity. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.480 I know. But it's like, if you're going to do that, 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:07.240 then like go for it. I like when people have 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.959 the wacky houses where it's like it looks really crazy, 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.440 like it looks nice and and we'll put together outside 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.320 and you go in and then there's one room that's 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.199 just like bright red and gold and terrifying. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.480 I want people to like do what Elvis did at Graceland, 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.480 which is just make it your own, like have a. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.000 Jungle room exactly. 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:28.280 Now, now that you've seen the dream House, Dreamcastle, Elizabeth, how. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:32.079 Many garages this place? And what cars are outside? 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.240 If you had to guess, how much would you say 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:35.040 this house is worked? 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:39.640 And you said it's in Boise Billings Billings? Okay, so 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.960 they have a higher market out there because of people 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.520 like Kevin Costner. Yeah, here, how many acres is it? 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:51.040 I'll break it down for you, because here's a quick 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:56.040 rundown of the specs. That place boasts ten bedrooms, nineteen bathrooms. 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:59.360 There's fifteen full bathrooms, four houses, Like. 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:02.520 You could have nine friends over ten and b pooping 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.079 everyone everybody. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.000 Yeah, everyone poops to the same peak. 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:07.760 Have you could serve something that makes everyone sick from 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:11.679 one of your fifteen kitchens? No, No, they'll run. You're like, 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:12.880 don't worry, we've each got her up. 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.760 Everyone take a bathroom. Your names are outside of your bathroom, 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:19.880 so we have This place has a personal and commercial elevators, 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.400 like for your deliveries, I suppose, or maybe for your staff. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:22.760 Yeah. 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.160 So some of the features you've looked at right, there's 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:28.680 three pools, two outdoors, one indoor pool. Okay, there's the 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.320 two lane bowling alley, the private theater, screening room, the 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.360 golf simulator, the indoor shooting range. Of course, there's the 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.600 wine cellar. There's a full gym with locker rooms. Mind 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.400 you and Elizabeth, as you noted, since you love to cook, 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:44.680 there are multiple kitchens, both indoor and outdoor kitchens laural. 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.480 There's the three horrile golf course and the tennis courts, 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.000 along with some private hiking trails if you'd like to 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:53.320 get around that way. All in all, this dreamcastle is 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:58.440 thirty and forty three square feet seventy acre plot of. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:13:59.840 Land, all right, seventy acres. 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.760 Somehow this place is listed as a single family residence, 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:06.120 which I find hilarious. So, now with all that info, Elizabeth, 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.600 what would you expect to pay for this bad boy? 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:13.600 I was so hard to keep I had. 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:18.920 Keep thinking about, like, put it where it is? How 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:22.480 many acres seventy seventy acre plutty thousand square thirty thousand 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:23.680 square foot montana. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:29.280 Yeah, multiple elevators, just own shooting range. 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:30.160 Twenty five million. 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:34.800 Wow, you're good. Twenty six point nine million dollars. And 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.120 that's ten million more than it was listed for when 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.680 it was originally built. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:39.880 And purchased twelve years ago. 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.760 Now, if you wanted to do an estimated mortgage payment, 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:44.800 I looked into this. I love that one hundred and 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:49.520 fifty nine and eighty dollars a month. A month, yes, 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.800 a month, an insane amount of money for like, oh, 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:54.560 I have a salary, I would be happy with that 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:55.240 as my salary. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:59.080 It would take me multiple years to pay one month. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.000 Yes, exactly. And I forgot to know. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.480 Yeah, I'm a little short one. 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:06.120 You mentioned your man, Kevin Costner. Okay, my man in 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:10.440 that place is located in Yellowstone County, Montana. Is it 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:13.760 in the city of Billings, Yeah, so Yellowstone Elizabeth Dutton. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.600 Dude, I told you. I told you what happened the 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.600 other day. I was, actually I was. My mom was 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.720 visiting and I was at the airport with her and 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:27.880 someone was like, oh, Dutton is Yellowstone Totton And my 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.000 Mom's just like I was like, oh, dude, no, I 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:31.800 don't say that to her, got in front of her 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.640 and she and she said no, but her name's Elizabeth. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.080 And the guy was like, oh, I'm screwed. I was like, 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:40.080 I've never seen the show get stuffed. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:45.280 Speaking of crime in Minnesota or Montana rather, well, we 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:47.440 could talk about both. How much crime would you be 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.160 willing to do to own this dream castle in Yellowstone County, Montana? 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:52.880 I would say approximately zero. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:54.640 Yeah, I don't really expect you ever really answer. 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.480 It's not my joint, that's not my thing. But there 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.960 are people I could see how people would covet such at. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.440 Right, But that was the question for our Man of 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.000 the hour. How much crime do you do. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:07.520 There's going to be a lot of crime, because okay, 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.440 so it's let's say you get what is it, twenty 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:14.240 six nine, twenty twenty seven million dollars And then as 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.240 I said, okay, so now you got the upkeep. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.680 Yes, oh yeah, so it's. 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:21.520 One hundred and fifty something, just sixty grand. 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.800 But for your three whole golf course. 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:27.920 All the maintenance outside, the cleaning crews you'd have to 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.400 inside just to constantly the windows circulating, Yeah. 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:34.360 Just to clean the windows would be then thousands of months. 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.440 And then the water bill, no, forget about the water. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.520 But you don't even want to see that h VAC. 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.080 All those giant rooms and are like three story rooms 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:46.200 and it's cold as bajeebers outside when it's snowing. Oh yeah, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.840 and you're trapped in there too, like. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:53.080 The Overlook Hotel, like the shining like in there, Like I. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.960 Have so much respect for people who can live in 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.480 snowy places, and I am just not one of them. 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.960 No, you were not so. Our man of the hour, 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:02.200 he decided the answer to the question of how much 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.200 crime would he do? All of it, all. 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.800 Of the could It's like, give me more. 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:10.359 Now at present, Elizabeth this dreamcastle is still for sale. 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:12.080 The listing is not moving. 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.119 That's a live listing with all those pictures. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:15.960 He has been on the market for two hundred and 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.119 sixty six days as of today. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.760 All those high end properties, it's hard to move them. 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:23.440 You know, Like if especially a Curt's like me and. 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:25.439 You like to poke around, you see that, like the 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.960 like crazy properties in like Wine Country or like San 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:32.040 Francisco Pacific Nights. They stay on the market for really long. 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.199 Oh yeah, sometimes like and then like they don't even 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:35.960 have like the decency to take it off after like 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:38.560 a year, they're like, oh, we're still hopeful, so about it. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.399 Probably wants to look at this listing again. She's bored. 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:44.240 So if you do change your mind and you decide 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:47.040 to go full Beth Dutton and do crime in Montana, sure, 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.159 if you're willing to embezzel, say twenty million dollars, you 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:51.840 could make an offer on this rare, one of a 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:55.520 kind dreamcastle. Okay, I'm just saying. So that's what our 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:57.320 Man of the hour day who I keep referring to 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:58.560 is our Man of the hour is. 0:17:58.640 --> 0:17:59.440 Who is man? 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:03.800 His name is Larry Wayne Price Junior. 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:05.640 Is it Larry Wayne one word. 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:10.760 No, it's not like Mark Wayne Old Marquaine. That's how 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:11.359 I say it. 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:12.000 It's Mark Wain. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:14.920 That's your mama named Mark Wayne. He pronounced it Markwain, 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:18.840 So Larry Wayne. He was a forty two year old 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:21.600 father of six at the time of his criming. He 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:24.760 was a businessman who worked in the extractive industries that 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:29.480 run rampant in Montana. In particular, he ran surface operations 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:32.359 for an underground coal mine near round Up, Montana. 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.840 Right, this is the mineral rights and that totally extraction, 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:37.880 like clearing people's pores. 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:40.560 No, is that what they call that? I think so, 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:42.920 I'd figure like tooth extraction. Its only distraction. 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:46.680 He's just a tooth guy. 0:18:45.600 --> 0:18:49.399 Bigger, big, big in the dentistry. So, Larry Wayne Price Junior, 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:52.399 it was more than any like simple description might convey. 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:56.320 Like the man, he contained multitudes, Elizabeth. For instance, he 0:18:56.400 --> 0:19:00.560 was the owner operator of hog Pit Cycles. That's hog 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:07.240