Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh, I see you? Why why? And
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes, goodness, let's dan.
Speaker 1: Culture is just calling. They have a big announcement. We
Speaker 1: have a big announcement, you guys. We have a lost
Speaker 1: culture ista icon a word baby. Annie Donley had the baby. Oh,
Speaker 1: my god, named Joseph. It's Joseph confirmed, that's the name.
Speaker 1: That's then we are producers tell us it's Joseph Joey
Speaker 1: like Joey Dundale, like daddy, daddy. This is so gorge
Speaker 1: and I can't even Annie. We love you very much.
Speaker 1: And honestly, if you're a recent listener to the podcast,
Speaker 1: you maybe you didn't hear Anny Donley's episode. That's the
Speaker 1: one you go back and start on that because that
Speaker 1: is a funny, funny into it. That's a funny, funny person.
Speaker 1: She is. Oh, we're so happy for her. Annie asked
Speaker 1: Queef had an asked queef baby She queaked the baby
Speaker 1: out of and it is beautiful, beautiful ass child. My god,
Speaker 1: that's so fun beautiful ass child. B a C come um,
Speaker 1: we have this is our first episode that we're recording
Speaker 1: back from JFL. Yeah, honestly, we haven't set at this
Speaker 1: table in a in a in a minute, a couple
Speaker 1: of fortnits and a couple of fortnits. That's true. Um,
Speaker 1: and so on our next our guest. This episode pretty
Speaker 1: much like ruled the fucking school. She she got to
Speaker 1: take over the Instagram handle. Yes, yes, and you were also, um,
Speaker 1: you were the host of hosts with the most that
Speaker 1: one night. Okay, and yeah, and then we ran into
Speaker 1: and there was some trouble going down. We ran into
Speaker 1: Andy Hands in the airport and he just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so he mentioned what happened at that show. We
Speaker 1: don't have to go into it, we can if we want.
Speaker 1: But then there was lots of controversy at the JFL.
Speaker 1: She was like, he was like, man, LEAs is just
Speaker 1: one of these people. Was just like, she can go
Speaker 1: up there and just talk so funny, and she's just
Speaker 1: so goddamn funny. We're like, yeah, that's good. Stand up.
Speaker 1: Let's go through the credits really quickly. Wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: super super quickly. You just wait and then you can respond.
Speaker 1: You can clap back Chicago. You can see her at
Speaker 1: the at the link launch August. Please go. Um, she
Speaker 1: has posted up there for two nights. You must go
Speaker 1: see her and her Netflix already Half Hour comes out
Speaker 1: in the fall The Degenerates and god what she has
Speaker 1: an incredible album and it's the Handle too. I think
Speaker 1: you would be stupid if you were in Chicago and
Speaker 1: to not go see her perform. I mean, it's and
Speaker 1: she's it's a hometown, it's homed her for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's actually real culture number fourteen, I think you
Speaker 1: are stupid if you don't go see Lisa. Please welcome
Speaker 1: our guest Lisa Treger. Hey, I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Lisa, you were like the beam of
Speaker 1: light of the whole. I had so much fun. I
Speaker 1: love going there. It's like summer camp to me. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I like I did two outfits a day. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Bowen brought looks too. I didn't think to
Speaker 1: bring looks looks looks. Yeah, I had an next to impress.
Speaker 1: All right. You had to have an evening and an
Speaker 1: afternoon in the outfit. Yeah. Hey, So was that stressful
Speaker 1: or was that fun for you to be? Like? Next
Speaker 1: is here? I betterr fucking working out? Well? We were
Speaker 1: long distance. She lives in London, so I was excited
Speaker 1: to see her. We hadn't seen each other, um since
Speaker 1: like we broke up over the phone, you know, it's um.
Speaker 1: So it was nice and I liked the bit of
Speaker 1: drama and I definitely acted up crazy. There was the
Speaker 1: night of the Funnier Die party. I was like in
Speaker 1: the back crying to Megan, like my agents assistant, like
Speaker 1: she's not hanging out, like flipping out crying, And then
Speaker 1: I checked my phone and there was a text from
Speaker 1: her being like, hey, where are you lost at the party?
Speaker 1: But I was like minutes. Love. I gotta say, one
Speaker 1: of my favorite things to do is to literally immediately
Speaker 1: know you have emotionally overreacted it so intensely that you're like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm a monster inside. Yeah, she's like the moment I
Speaker 1: saw your face, I could tell you're already furious for
Speaker 1: her no reason, but it's funeus. Yeah. I think she
Speaker 1: likes it. Yeah, yeah, I mean she likes people doing
Speaker 1: mean to her. I'm not that mean to her, but
Speaker 1: I'm just she likes. I don't think she minds the crazy.
Speaker 1: You're just being real. You're just being real with her.
Speaker 1: And it was fun and it's weird. It's like a
Speaker 1: festivals are already so fucking overwrought to begin with, like
Speaker 1: it's it's tough to have an ex thrown in there,
Speaker 1: no matter what, totally you were turning out the looks
Speaker 1: for her. But I definitely yelled at another person in
Speaker 1: an elevator who didn't deserve it, and so there was
Speaker 1: general crazy. So what was going on? Unpack this? What? Why?
Speaker 1: Why the screaming went down? I just didn't like her,
Speaker 1: and she came into the elevator to smoke weed with us,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I think it's crazy that
Speaker 1: you're coming with us. I like Ramona Singer. No. I
Speaker 1: had ten minutes later, I was like, was that crazy?
Speaker 1: And everyone was like that was insane. Look, if you
Speaker 1: have to ask the question was that Ramona Singer? Was
Speaker 1: that Ramota Singer? That was no, Ramona wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think Ramona would go there, but
Speaker 1: maybe not this last season. But but do you identify
Speaker 1: as the Bethany I hope not, because Bethany I want
Speaker 1: long term friendships and she can't do that. So I
Speaker 1: don't want that. Although you hear that, you hear, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to have multiple homes and complained about them.
Speaker 1: I hate that. But you hear that Joe's Erin's coming
Speaker 1: back because they fired Carol, right, but so, but that's
Speaker 1: a long term friendship that Bethany just sort of just
Speaker 1: paused on. It fell apart though for so many years,
Speaker 1: like they were only recently even chatting. I think the
Speaker 1: funeral was it took the death of Joe's Erin's husband
Speaker 1: to even start talking again. But I do think and she, yeah,
Speaker 1: she needs a friend. That's exactly what's gonna happen. So
Speaker 1: they're gonna bring back Jill. I hate that they got
Speaker 1: rid of Carol. I'm a Carol. I like Carol a lot.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't accept the book cameo requests I send her. Really,
Speaker 1: she's too popular to write on your book? What does
Speaker 1: that mean? I wanted to send a congrats to Sabrine
Speaker 1: and Shawna for having a baby, and I wanted Carol
Speaker 1: to do it, but because my friends got Sonia, they
Speaker 1: said Sonia was one cheaper, but two responded within the
Speaker 1: day with a video and Carol didn't respond over a week.
Speaker 1: How much of those cost Carol's only fifty bucks and
Speaker 1: then they'll do that for fifty bucks. Well, Carol didn't,
Speaker 1: but but like in theory, Yeah, god, that's crazy. Durn
Speaker 1: is all over that. Yeah, Drenda is my favorite. I'm
Speaker 1: a Direnda. Okay you are would say it's insane that
Speaker 1: you're coming with us. I think drunk Diranda would be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, one one sip of whatever it is, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to throw night like over the top themed
Speaker 1: parties for sure. So mad the second one thing goes wrong.
Speaker 1: The thing about Torenda is like, I guess, like remember
Speaker 1: that whole controversy when Sonya had made a mess of
Speaker 1: the of the room and then left, Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I made it nice? No no, not that that wasn't it.
Speaker 1: It was Dorinda was so infuriated because Sonya had stayed
Speaker 1: at the Berkshire's and when she left, the room was
Speaker 1: like allegedly destroyed. But like, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was like Dorinda blowing out a proportion. Did they
Speaker 1: not show the room they like? I guess they did.
Speaker 1: I guess they did. I don't know. My Bravo, my
Speaker 1: Bravo of fans. You gotta right my wrong here if
Speaker 1: I'm saying they didn't like show the evidence. But I remember,
Speaker 1: like it was so crazy because you really believed both.
Speaker 1: You believe that someone would end a friendship over like
Speaker 1: things being a little messy in the room, and you
Speaker 1: also believe that Sonya would have destroyed the property. Yeah
Speaker 1: we've seen her house, suck it up. Wait, Um, but
Speaker 1: I do, like Tinsley is saying the why why, I
Speaker 1: do relate to that, but I'm not a When she
Speaker 1: was crying over the frozen eggs, that was one of
Speaker 1: the saddest moments on television. If you're a Tinsley, you
Speaker 1: need to to quote another podcast seament because that's not
Speaker 1: good on my On our recent we were going to
Speaker 1: go to fire Ownard. I was going to join them.
Speaker 1: I didn't end up going, but like Joel called me
Speaker 1: the Tinsley of the trip, and it was Joel Kim Booster.
Speaker 1: It was the lowest point in our friend moment in
Speaker 1: our friendship. I think you are a Luan or no,
Speaker 1: you're not a Luan. I think you who are your
Speaker 1: snobby You're not. Maybe I'm Louie I have HIGs. No,
Speaker 1: I think I'm Luin because I have highighs and lolos
Speaker 1: and often demand to be the center of attention. Um,
Speaker 1: but like in a fun way, in a way that's
Speaker 1: ultimately endearing in a way that I'm still a star. No,
Speaker 1: I think snobby overtakes everything like her delusional snobbiness. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just love how shady this season has been because
Speaker 1: they keep throwing back um to Louanne giving etiquette advice constantly,
Speaker 1: and it sucks up her life. The next take, well,
Speaker 1: her kids are suing her. Now, I actually did not
Speaker 1: watch this season, So what's what's the latest? What you
Speaker 1: really pretended for the cruise? Wait, what happen? What happened
Speaker 1: to see? What happened with What's happened with the kids?
Speaker 1: That's happening right now? She's gotten into some deep fucking ship,
Speaker 1: like like she basically not that this is like deep ship,
Speaker 1: but she relapsed and it wasn't even it was like
Speaker 1: a it. It was like a thing where that was
Speaker 1: such a mess, and her family was like really really
Speaker 1: really kind of coming for her, like how dare you?
Speaker 1: Like it was just such a bad relationship. And then
Speaker 1: she goes out every night and performs on like the
Speaker 1: cabaret stage and all the audiences like cheering for her,
Speaker 1: and she's out there being like, yeah, I left rehab early,
Speaker 1: and they're like it's terrifying. Yeah, and she's sucking her agent.
Speaker 1: They're moving up the state. She sold the home and
Speaker 1: refused to give money to her kids. It's like while
Speaker 1: and this is all not being drinking. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: not being filmed. But she didn't do the reunion allegedly
Speaker 1: because she had to go back to rehabs. But that
Speaker 1: hasn't Oh, it hasn't been It hasn't finished yet, hasn't aired,
Speaker 1: but it's been shot, has been shot, and so that's
Speaker 1: why they announced Carol was leaving. That's what they do.
Speaker 1: They wait till the day after the reunion shoots and
Speaker 1: then the announcements go out about who is back. Like
Speaker 1: that's what happened in Atlanta when it was announced that
Speaker 1: Sara wasn't coming back after they had shot there. The
Speaker 1: seating arrangement is going to be it doesn't matter, like
Speaker 1: in the middle, it's going be Carol, Andy, Bethany. But
Speaker 1: I was rooting for Bethany always. I felt like I
Speaker 1: defended her for so many years and it's just like appalling.
Speaker 1: I can't anymore. She stared back, I do have a
Speaker 1: fun thing. So I was flying um first class ones
Speaker 1: from l A to New York and Gary Shields, her
Speaker 1: ex fiance, was Kitty corner for me, so I was thrilled.
Speaker 1: We get um, what's it called? There was weather issues
Speaker 1: were in Detroit, but for some reason they wouldn't let
Speaker 1: me in the lounge. But they did in l a
Speaker 1: in your I don't know. It was the only time
Speaker 1: I had flown in the flatbeds but like I should
Speaker 1: have been yeah, but I should have been allowed to
Speaker 1: the lounge and they wouldn't let me in. And Gary
Speaker 1: Shields threw down his Black American Express and was like
Speaker 1: I got her, so he yeah, you guys fucked him
Speaker 1: and his old friends didn't want to give me that
Speaker 1: much attention, but I wouldn't leave them alone and I
Speaker 1: just kept asking questions. But he was a name dropper.
Speaker 1: He has a photographic memory, so we kept wanting to
Speaker 1: play trivia because he knew all the ants. Yeah he
Speaker 1: trivia people, I don't think so, honey. Yeah. No. The
Speaker 1: only game I like is UM, and I hate when
Speaker 1: we came up with it. Well, I love UM. It's
Speaker 1: Mark Norman's game and he's the worst. But but it's
Speaker 1: a fun game where you name an actor and then
Speaker 1: a numbers would be like Tom Hanks twenty five and
Speaker 1: then we can see if we can name twenty five
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks movies. Oh God, should we do one round?
Speaker 1: That's yeah, okay, by the way they mark Norman Inventors. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's make it easy. Let's make it easy. Let's do
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts. And the number is leave the sand number. No,
Speaker 1: you do it? Okay the number I was going to
Speaker 1: say nine? Okay, yeah, I think this is gonna be lunatics.
Speaker 1: Do a zero or a five ending number? Okay? Ready?
Speaker 1: And or is it like a race, know we work
Speaker 1: together that I think it should be. Let's just go
Speaker 1: into sir w this is gonna be crazy. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna start it off. My best friend's wedding Runaway
Speaker 1: Brian pretty Woman. Um oh uh, I believe there was
Speaker 1: one called um Oceans eleven, Misstic Pizza, Aaron Brock, um oh,
Speaker 1: Sleeping with the Enemy, August oh Sage County, um u
Speaker 1: um fuck man, hold on, hold on, hold on hold
Speaker 1: on Mother's Day, Mother's Day, Okay, collateral damage, the Mexican
Speaker 1: Oh my word, um oh, I have one in my turn,
Speaker 1: American Dreams, America's Sweethearts Tea means American sweearts. So the
Speaker 1: American Sweethearts that was mine. Fuck, um, Oceans twelve? Are
Speaker 1: we gonna We're gonna let that slide? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have to get to there was there was
Speaker 1: mirror mirror where she was the Cinderella. That's what I
Speaker 1: was going to say, Like I was like, that's third
Speaker 1: two more baby, Yeah, I'm really Oh that movie, that movie,
Speaker 1: that movie, Um that it was Steven Soderberg and um
Speaker 1: he directed it with George it was George c was different.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, there's another one full frontal. I
Speaker 1: believe it's called Okay, well that's Leasa's turn. No, no,
Speaker 1: but the full frontal Joe, can you check the front? Mom?
Speaker 1: Can you just check that full frontal? Is is Julia
Speaker 1: Roberts movie? Isn't there like a jackal hide one? Or
Speaker 1: is that mirror mirror? Like? Oh no, that's what that's
Speaker 1: that's Mary Shelley, No, no, no, no no, Mary Barry, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what the Mary Steenberg? No no, no, it's
Speaker 1: full frontal. Yes, we did it. Wow, beautiful. That was fun.
Speaker 1: But to go back to also kept lifting his shirt
Speaker 1: to show his abs um and then the lawyer was like,
Speaker 1: you know, oh you do comedy? Do you know Jeff Ross?
Speaker 1: And like, but that was like you. He was this
Speaker 1: lawyer who was really proud of to know him. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a fun layover in Detroit. For sure. Do
Speaker 1: you do roast stuff frequently? I used to and then
Speaker 1: I lost one battle and I've not recovered. But that
Speaker 1: I've been it like destroys me when I think about it.
Speaker 1: But um, I would do it again. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: for sure doing I think that that would be something
Speaker 1: fun to get into. Um, why don't you have you
Speaker 1: ever battled each other? We've done competitive shows together and
Speaker 1: read each other all that we've done, like weirderations like
Speaker 1: Battle to Die as we did. I want to see
Speaker 1: what is it sluck? I would like to see slu
Speaker 1: It's retired, Like it's retired. But here's the thing. People
Speaker 1: come out of retime. It's actually a rule of culture,
Speaker 1: number sixties six. People come out of retirement. But I
Speaker 1: think it's because what we kept doing was it was
Speaker 1: like physically not feasible for us to keep Like do
Speaker 1: you have the dilder? Okay, I've got the lipstick, you've
Speaker 1: got the eyeliner. Okay, great, and then do you have
Speaker 1: the shirts? The baseball cap? Great? And I was on
Speaker 1: trash dooms and Bone was on makeup and often he
Speaker 1: was on the track too because my garage band is
Speaker 1: a nightmare. My my laptop won't allow me to do
Speaker 1: it was just a lot of homework and we were like,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is worth it. People love, but
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Okay, so Lisa, like you get to
Speaker 1: go up on stage and just talk and people are like,
Speaker 1: is that is that oversimplifying it? Like, and people like no,
Speaker 1: but it's definitely jokes. But you guys are definitely the
Speaker 1: most talented. The fact that all the choreography is so crazy,
Speaker 1: there's barely any what do you mean with that? I
Speaker 1: was paying attention on Instagram? Well, yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: lot of that was fun. That was something we worked out. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I didn't you know all the words so fast things.
Speaker 1: I think we bring something fun, very fun to the stage. Wait,
Speaker 1: did you love your outdoor show? Oh my god? What
Speaker 1: Lisa was show? And I wanted to meet with my
Speaker 1: ex and her agent friend. But it was good of
Speaker 1: you pop by and literally to stay. Had it been
Speaker 1: half an hour earlier, we would have just brought you on,
Speaker 1: would have done it would have been nervous. But I've
Speaker 1: never seen someone slutty dance to Selene like that. Before
Speaker 1: the French it was an outdoor show. We didn't we didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't outdoor I don't think so, Honey, Diva's Edition.
Speaker 1: We opened with that's the way it is, and it
Speaker 1: was just outdoor showpen to the public and people were
Speaker 1: just confused. Yeah. Well, I don't blame them for being confused.
Speaker 1: They were a majority, like like family, and we were
Speaker 1: like saying, that's the way it is. And I literally
Speaker 1: was dropping it and dragging it. I was I dropped
Speaker 1: my hole to the ground listeners and dragged my hole
Speaker 1: on the said ground. I just don't get why they didn't.
Speaker 1: Isn't that their queen, Like, I don't get why they
Speaker 1: were never got excited. We thought they were okay, but
Speaker 1: then we had this discussion when we were at the pool.
Speaker 1: We had the Steva's discussion. So, Leasa, you used to
Speaker 1: be I mean, you love all the divas, but I
Speaker 1: think you're number one in the past, used to be Miley.
Speaker 1: You have this whole you love Miley. What's what's give
Speaker 1: us the scoop now, like who's your favorite, who's your
Speaker 1: least favorite? What's going on? I mean she's not a
Speaker 1: diva per se, but I love Lizzo right now is
Speaker 1: a Lizzo I like a lot. I saw her and
Speaker 1: then we watched one Song of Time and we're like,
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta go. You're not the first person
Speaker 1: that said that that, Like she came after Lizzo and
Speaker 1: it was like, wow, that was a rough transition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Lizza, would fucking twork, would be one of
Speaker 1: the twerking girls for Big Freed to back in the
Speaker 1: day before her career, like Big Free, like she like
Speaker 1: will constantly be like Big Free to like help me
Speaker 1: out like in my career. She like, I love her
Speaker 1: like she was like shaking her ask for Big frieda
Speaker 1: and I love backup dancer success story Yes, Jenna Dwan Ye,
Speaker 1: she was now channing. Also, what's his name? What's his face?
Speaker 1: That dated j Loo for so long? He's probably still
Speaker 1: a backup dancer. We know him. Casper Smart. Yes, he
Speaker 1: didn't have a career, He just fucked his way to
Speaker 1: the top. Britney's doing that now. It's a personal trainer
Speaker 1: who I hear is a gig up boy and is
Speaker 1: gave her pay. Also, I don't know which is true,
Speaker 1: but I heard he's you know, okay, where are you
Speaker 1: getting all this scoop? Um? I thought it was from
Speaker 1: you guys know who told me about he's kept. No,
Speaker 1: it's someone I don't trust. Actually, it's I'm happy that
Speaker 1: we're spreading. I think she's, you know, kind of an airhead.
Speaker 1: She found a young personal trainer. Let them fucking work
Speaker 1: out together. Her back looked so good, like she looked good?
Speaker 1: Did I did? I went on Monday. I went last
Speaker 1: right before, Yeah, right before. I've never seen Brittany, so
Speaker 1: it was like huge. It was kind of like, um
Speaker 1: what I feel like I've been working my whole life
Speaker 1: to finally get to do And I went with Jake Wilson,
Speaker 1: who's and that's his number one. He's got every single tour.
Speaker 1: She looked incredible. The Dance Moves Around Fire was a
Speaker 1: two hour show. She did fix her ponytail a lot,
Speaker 1: so there was a lot of like of the ponytail
Speaker 1: and then looking at herself at the monitor like it
Speaker 1: was the eighth Like we called it the Big Show,
Speaker 1: like the Talent Show. Bitch. But it got me back
Speaker 1: to listening to all this Brittany I hadn't listened to
Speaker 1: in a while. Like, I've been really feeling some stuff,
Speaker 1: but I wish there was some stuff. I wish she
Speaker 1: played a little bit of Lucky and sometimes. But there's
Speaker 1: no ballads. It's all like the pop party, like, oh
Speaker 1: you know, can I think all My favorite Brittney song
Speaker 1: is that I actually have on a playlist called now.
Speaker 1: Which is it? It is Don't let Me Be the Last? No,
Speaker 1: don't hold necklety. It's a good. God, it's a good ballad.
Speaker 1: But I mean god, it's so cycle man. I went
Speaker 1: cycle by Brittany Soul Cycle. It was largely britt It
Speaker 1: was like a Brittany. It was like Brittany Medley and
Speaker 1: it went from like sometimes first of all, sometimes so
Speaker 1: good on the bike, on the bike, it's great, and
Speaker 1: then like it just it just it's everything. It's all her,
Speaker 1: it's all her big head, ay el padilla, everybody, we're
Speaker 1: giving him another plug. Yeah, I want to go to
Speaker 1: Brittany soul cycle. Do you do cycle? No, it's very fun,
Speaker 1: it's cool. I think you would like it's hard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have one friend who's really like drank the kool
Speaker 1: aid and she keeps offering to pay if I go,
Speaker 1: so I will go with her. It's not like it's
Speaker 1: not cool, like people like it's like a cult, but
Speaker 1: I'm like whatever not But I walk in and like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand how this is lame in its ways. I
Speaker 1: understand how it's cool in its ways. But I like,
Speaker 1: but as long as you don't fall for like exactly,
Speaker 1: anything could be a cult, like like watching a certain
Speaker 1: TV show. We could call Riverdale fans a people like
Speaker 1: they just like it, people like like a little works
Speaker 1: for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um So the reason
Speaker 1: why we were digging into the Brittany being critical thing,
Speaker 1: like you should be more critical of Brittany's we had
Speaker 1: two people go who were like it sucked. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: saw that story too, did not go lightly. I watched
Speaker 1: all of it. I wrote to him on Instagram. I
Speaker 1: I had a great time. We had great seats. We
Speaker 1: were like when we weren't in the pit. But we're
Speaker 1: like a throw orchestra, so that might be different. But
Speaker 1: she looks happy and cool, Britney Defender. Yeah, she's everything
Speaker 1: like I just I like her a lot I've always
Speaker 1: liked her. I like her denim shorts. I like it
Speaker 1: so much. She's a good mom. I like that she's
Speaker 1: still eats a cheesecake factory. Yeah, I love that about her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's always like a trash Leviasiana girl. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it was weird to see her like sort of
Speaker 1: start her adult years as a pop star, like, for example,
Speaker 1: when the album in the Zone came out, like to
Speaker 1: see her sort of begin this sort of intelligent adult
Speaker 1: we were to realize, like her full potential. What do
Speaker 1: you remember when we were in the van coming back
Speaker 1: from the Gay Board in Montreal and we talked about
Speaker 1: how Brittany there was this interview with Diane Sawyer Brittany
Speaker 1: and there's a there was a song on in the
Speaker 1: Zone about masturbation. It was called a Touch of My Hands, Yes,
Speaker 1: And so we remember that song being very much about masturbation,
Speaker 1: and so Diane Sawyer asked, Brittany, you have a song
Speaker 1: about masturbation on here. This is a different like can
Speaker 1: you explain? And Brittany goes, well, the thing is about masturbation.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of sacred. And what she's saying
Speaker 1: there is like maybe not the smartest thing in the world,
Speaker 1: but it is like an original, intelligent thing. She has
Speaker 1: an opinion for the first time ever, and Diane Sawyer
Speaker 1: was like, you think it's what and she literally you
Speaker 1: saw Brittany go, oh you know what? Actually I got confused.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I got confused. So like her, this poor thing,
Speaker 1: like the first time she has a documented opinion about something,
Speaker 1: and it's about sex, which is like should be even
Speaker 1: more empowering. Someone is there to be like, what the
Speaker 1: funk are you talking about? They changed her, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like it's it's so well documented the ways
Speaker 1: that she was like broken down and like it's whatever.
Speaker 1: They were awful to her, um her a break. But
Speaker 1: she to me, why I don't I don't care. Whatever
Speaker 1: she does is not up to part all the all
Speaker 1: the time, Like she did something that no one has
Speaker 1: ever done ever again and ever did like she was
Speaker 1: the hottest thing that's ever happened in this trime period
Speaker 1: it and it was just like she heard her peak
Speaker 1: to me as the hottest person that's ever lived. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like boys wanted to fuck her, girls wanted to be here.
Speaker 1: That's a very rare thing. Parents like like the gays, everyone, everyone.
Speaker 1: It's true she was at her peak. She was like
Speaker 1: the ultimate sex symbol and also like Maryland probably and
Speaker 1: probably still at the same time, still somehow be able
Speaker 1: to maintain America's sweetheart. Yeah that's crazy, but it's but
Speaker 1: they did her the worst, like I think they I
Speaker 1: don't know if they, I think they. We treat pop
Speaker 1: stars a little better now, but like making her say
Speaker 1: that she's a virgin, and just like the majority of
Speaker 1: them seem to have creative impact now, or at least
Speaker 1: the really famous ones, Like I'm sure it's still garbage
Speaker 1: when they're developing artists and then what they make them do,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's sucking insane. But in terms of like
Speaker 1: the big pop stars now, maybe it's just because the
Speaker 1: world is matured emotionally and intelligently at least like the
Speaker 1: liberal world now, it seems like what we react to
Speaker 1: is at least maybe this is people our age too.
Speaker 1: But it's like Beyonce's intelligence and the kind of like
Speaker 1: ways that she's pushing forward, like the way we think
Speaker 1: about the world. That's like a lot, but like that
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be something we valued back in the
Speaker 1: late nineties. Okay, so you don't think Beyonce, like at
Speaker 1: her peak or her current peak now is not like
Speaker 1: the same thing as like Brittany back then, maybe because
Speaker 1: I was in junior high. But to me that moment
Speaker 1: with Brittany is just because Beyonce grew in her career
Speaker 1: and his Destiny's child for a long time and like
Speaker 1: she grew to this place. I mean, Beyonce is everything,
Speaker 1: but like it took her a decade or Brittany was
Speaker 1: just muscular, tan, fully developed, sixteen year old and talented
Speaker 1: and talented. People are always like the thing about Britney,
Speaker 1: She's not talented. It's like Britney Spears is extremely talented.
Speaker 1: She maybe doesn't do exactly what everyone else, Like NTV
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been anything without like her making of the videos, right,
Speaker 1: she was a true video vanguard. You know who's getting
Speaker 1: that award this year, Jennifer Lopez. Okay, I like that
Speaker 1: don't cost the thing. I love, I love I remember
Speaker 1: that making of the video. We remember also I remember
Speaker 1: her picking the horn necklace, Like I just that that
Speaker 1: was peak. That was I think peque Jlo really and
Speaker 1: she's she's grown and changed in the Valve Tube and
Speaker 1: she she like, I had like a low moment in
Speaker 1: her career, but that like Benefit Jlo remember that that
Speaker 1: was before I think Benefit. But he was in he
Speaker 1: was in I Think the Love Don't Cost the Thing video.
Speaker 1: He was in the run. But yeah, what was that
Speaker 1: one that was a later song? I think it was.
Speaker 1: It was off the same album as UM right, I think,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think it was all. I think
Speaker 1: it was that love album she put out Jlo was
Speaker 1: the name of No not Love. It wasn't. It was
Speaker 1: an album called so Much Knowledge. No No, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I mean we're literally just like searching, you know what
Speaker 1: we Okay, we did. We did a show recently where
Speaker 1: it was likely she's hunting renditions and they did a
Speaker 1: cover of um, I'm real by job role of featuring.
Speaker 1: I love that, but of my favorite I totally forgot
Speaker 1: that Jlo fucking drops the N word and she totally
Speaker 1: really says it. I literally turned to bone and I
Speaker 1: was like I realized it, and I was like, Jail
Speaker 1: say the N word in this song and he goes no.
Speaker 1: I was like, no fucking way, And then I google
Speaker 1: the lyrics and I'm like, oh my God, like well
Speaker 1: she well, she like it's his hook where she's like, well,
Speaker 1: she's like like referencing like, oh, he's not like others
Speaker 1: or something, and like she like throws in the word
Speaker 1: as a way to be like it's really sold to.
Speaker 1: Like the delivery of his of it is like really
Speaker 1: like soft falsetto. It's that part where it's like, um,
Speaker 1: now I can breathe again, baby, now I can breathe again.
Speaker 1: It comes in somewhere there and she drops in and
Speaker 1: then people just have this like weird amnesia about it.
Speaker 1: And then so then when I googled this, I was like,
Speaker 1: did jail say that? Really? Google? Did Jayla say the
Speaker 1: N word? In jaw rule? And get and I'm real?
Speaker 1: And then this article came up where it was like
Speaker 1: Jaylo is having a tough week after after taking some
Speaker 1: fire for tweeting an all lives matter tweet. People are
Speaker 1: now like hopping on her old lyrics like she apparently
Speaker 1: tweeted some all lives matter bullshit, Like people, I mean,
Speaker 1: did you remember when her mom won the lottery? And
Speaker 1: it's like just stop it when the lottery and her
Speaker 1: sister is like a popular like local news anchor like
Speaker 1: in the Bronx. I'm not kid, it's so funny. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, her mom won the lottery. Yeah, that's insane. Jlo,
Speaker 1: she's Jaylo is one of the legends of all time.
Speaker 1: She is, but with with having the least amount of
Speaker 1: talent too, she can dance. She is at least Brittany
Speaker 1: level at her peak and dancing she can. Like the
Speaker 1: acting is I live for the acting? I do. I
Speaker 1: like enough. I like when you said sleeping with the Enemy.
Speaker 1: I love those movies of like domestic violence, coming back
Speaker 1: at him. Remember enough enough she had literally yes, okay,
Speaker 1: but just scary. But I think they should just show
Speaker 1: it at school when men are like, why don't you
Speaker 1: just leave? Like, I think everyone should just have to
Speaker 1: watch enough and then inside out. That's great children, we're
Speaker 1: gonna like literally the only movie I ever watched that
Speaker 1: they ever showed popular movie was probably like we Saw
Speaker 1: Roots and We're Saw Glory and they were like and
Speaker 1: we're adding to the cannon enough and us Mooses Jones like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, wait, we did watch because it was
Speaker 1: literally how to Do the Body? So bad? Though so
Speaker 1: often a bad movie? Was it Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock,
Speaker 1: Chris Rock? Yeah, yeah, and then they had a TV
Speaker 1: show and it was just bad. It was bad. Oh man,
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Speaker 1: fades now, Brittany, but that when you were talking about
Speaker 1: how pop stars now have more agency, like I feel
Speaker 1: with Miley, Like when people are like she's naked and young,
Speaker 1: it's like she's pretty a drogynous and weird and like
Speaker 1: not wearing makeup and being kind of gross and creepy,
Speaker 1: and um, I think she's not doing it for like dudes.
Speaker 1: I think she's just being naked. And that was a
Speaker 1: cool old time. I thought, big fan, that was Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was such I mean, for a second there she
Speaker 1: was dominating the conversation, just like August August. It was
Speaker 1: just like nons. She had an amazing quote because like
Speaker 1: weeks later they're like the performance and she goes, listen,
Speaker 1: You're still talking about it and I'm onto the next thing.
Speaker 1: It was cool. Do you remember like there was like
Speaker 1: footage of her preparing for her performance, like I think
Speaker 1: after it came out, like maybe it was on MTV
Speaker 1: or something, but like it was her meeting with Brittany
Speaker 1: and like she was like, yeah, this is what I
Speaker 1: have planned for my performance, and Brittany was literally in
Speaker 1: her eyes were just like yeah cool, yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: get their attention. She like literally you could see her
Speaker 1: like remember like, oh yeah, I remember when I used
Speaker 1: to do crazy fucking shot at the VMA is like
Speaker 1: I came out with a fucking snake. You gotta get
Speaker 1: their attention. And there was just this understanding of the
Speaker 1: industry that was the m which is literally create controversy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's wild. They understood the assignment. Yeah, like Gaga. Gaga
Speaker 1: would do that. Gaga understands the assignment perfectly. Yeah. During
Speaker 1: the concert, Brittany reminisce she like, you know when I
Speaker 1: was here at Radio City and talks about like the
Speaker 1: Kiss with Madonna and Madonna was the first Radio City though,
Speaker 1: but the Oops I did again where she like fucking goes,
Speaker 1: she goes, no, no satisfaction into oops. That was radio
Speaker 1: that was Radio Oh yeah, I guess I think that
Speaker 1: The Kiss was Radio City for sure, and I think
Speaker 1: Slave for You was Radio City maybe because I know
Speaker 1: I remember when the Backstreet Boys did Larger than Life.
Speaker 1: I remember that was at the Opera House, I think,
Speaker 1: or something like that. I remember the Outside Shot. That's
Speaker 1: when we got cable. They do it at Radio City now, right,
Speaker 1: I think they switched things around. I think it's in
Speaker 1: Brooklyn sometimes and that's where it was. They just did
Speaker 1: it an l like I think it's just in Arenas
Speaker 1: now they did the Grammys and Mantain Square Garden. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then v as they were. I think they're gonna
Speaker 1: do in Brooklyn again, but I haven't. It's not the
Speaker 1: same culture. It doesn't mean the same cultural thing, not
Speaker 1: since Miley. Truly. Wow. The last time I think there
Speaker 1: was something that like, I think like cool people our
Speaker 1: age cared about for a good reason was probably the
Speaker 1: Miley thing. And I guess like Beyonce's performance last year
Speaker 1: when she won the Video Vanguard. Oh that's the one
Speaker 1: thing about Gaga. I like her so much, but Chris,
Speaker 1: she makes me cringe so often. And one of the
Speaker 1: cringing is when she brought up Britney Spears for the
Speaker 1: Vanguard Award character and as that, yeah, the character, and
Speaker 1: it's just like and then I think she asked for
Speaker 1: a kiss and Britney was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That was actually the perfect move for Britney didn't to
Speaker 1: not play ball and be like no, no, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: Why are you taking away from I don't know that
Speaker 1: was I hate when she talks Yeah, Lady Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: I I have never been a bigger fan of Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga than over the past four years because she's not
Speaker 1: doing like art pop. I think is actually underrated. And
Speaker 1: I love Joanne, but the bourdest Way are a huge
Speaker 1: pop star. Gaga, she was being she was being a
Speaker 1: year old, yes, and I think now looking back on it,
Speaker 1: it's not genius as much as it is just like
Speaker 1: a pop star being immature, and I think it's like
Speaker 1: sucking around. And the work was amazing, the music was amazing.
Speaker 1: I think one of This Way, the music on Born
Speaker 1: this Way is totally amazing. But the antics and those
Speaker 1: antics did go into art pop that era. I don't
Speaker 1: miss the one that I feel embarrassed about, but I
Speaker 1: love that song with r Kelly. It's such a good Well,
Speaker 1: then listen to the Christina version. Does she do it
Speaker 1: with Christina Christina Guile that I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: they sang the first time they ever did it with
Speaker 1: Ay sang live together on the Voice like came in
Speaker 1: and they did a performance of the Voice together, and
Speaker 1: it is such drag. It is high drag. They act
Speaker 1: to they go they go over during the bridge and
Speaker 1: they sit on a cha's lounge and they turn to
Speaker 1: each other and they like act the song like it's
Speaker 1: fucking dynasty and it is high drag, but they well,
Speaker 1: they like like like Christina rests her head, Ganga rests
Speaker 1: around on Christina's bosom. I wonder if Christina thought should
Speaker 1: be a bigger star for longer. I think so too.
Speaker 1: We talked about this. I mean, her most recent album
Speaker 1: is trash. It's bad. I don't I can't even yeah,
Speaker 1: because you don't even care, right, But she's trying so
Speaker 1: hard at like relevance and coolness and like edginess. But
Speaker 1: it's like no, like who would have ever thought she
Speaker 1: would have been the one that got left behind? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like back in the day, like
Speaker 1: when you when you used to see like even Pinks
Speaker 1: doing better than Pink performing, Brittany performing justin performing, Alicia
Speaker 1: Keys performing like all these artists. Now you can see
Speaker 1: the performing onun on an award show and you'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. But with Chris Gina, it's like it's
Speaker 1: because she never had anything to say, like she stripped.
Speaker 1: It's the best album ever. But I think that's a
Speaker 1: lot of Linda Perry, you know, I think it's a
Speaker 1: lot of her. But you know what's fun is we're
Speaker 1: rewatching making the videos and diaries because these girls are
Speaker 1: twenty two and so self center. It's really funny even watching,
Speaker 1: like talking about the depth of these albums. But no
Speaker 1: Stripped is so good. I went to the I remember
Speaker 1: I had a T shirt with the Christine I get
Speaker 1: the cover of Stripped and my history teacher was like,
Speaker 1: you know, you shouldn't be wearing that, and I was
Speaker 1: like why and she goes because the lace looks like
Speaker 1: pubic hair. Honestly, teacher, because the lace looks like pubic hair.
Speaker 1: Just like the teacher. She did good Mrs. I forgot
Speaker 1: her name, but she was Bonker for sure. Were you
Speaker 1: guys in high school? I was a theater person. You didn't.
Speaker 1: I hosted the Talent Show once and I was in
Speaker 1: Peter Pan and seven The Greatest, like one of the
Speaker 1: like um parts that died. What were you doing in
Speaker 1: high school? I did sports? Yeah, he was like he
Speaker 1: was a classic Zac Carefron high school musical like situation.
Speaker 1: My identity was completely different. I've changed a lot. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: But did you sing ever in the locker rooms? I
Speaker 1: would sing every now and then, Like when my friends
Speaker 1: would go to karaoke, I would really sing and they'd
Speaker 1: be like Wow, you're a good singer. And I was
Speaker 1: always like, no, no, no, that's just for fun. It's
Speaker 1: karaoke and then and then, but I think not even
Speaker 1: like that. Track and cross country and I played baseball
Speaker 1: for a long time. But my you know, I had
Speaker 1: like a sports dad. Did you do like theater or
Speaker 1: what was your deal? In high school? I did theater,
Speaker 1: but I was on the swim team and then I
Speaker 1: quit two weeks before senior meet. I think you're like
Speaker 1: because I went to Oprah and missed practice to go
Speaker 1: to Oprah. Absolutely and it was and it was the
Speaker 1: episode it for Save the not Save the Lesson. It
Speaker 1: was the Just Dance. So it was Richard gear j
Speaker 1: Lo and Susan Surrando. Oh my god, yeah, shall we dance?
Speaker 1: So we got to go to the movies, We got
Speaker 1: box lunches, and then we got to go to Oprah.
Speaker 1: Was my mom and sister and like my sister's husband
Speaker 1: wrote to Oprah was like we love Susan Surranda. And
Speaker 1: so we got to go and I got the next
Speaker 1: day He's like, where were you? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I told you into Oprah. He's like, I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to try to make practice. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried, did you want me to take a private
Speaker 1: jet anyway? You know what, I'm sick of your attitude
Speaker 1: and everyone's stick of your attitude, and I went, I'm
Speaker 1: stick of your attitude. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: And I didn't get all the attention of senior meat.
Speaker 1: And it's like, what have I been doing for four years?
Speaker 1: Just swimming NonStop? Just look at your varsity letter? Um no?
Speaker 1: And my record got beat pretty quickly after. But I
Speaker 1: had a j V record. I was fine, like I
Speaker 1: was for Butterfly. The good good girls are like a
Speaker 1: minute and I was like in a minute thirteen, So
Speaker 1: I wasn't terrible, but I couldn't. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: was a lunatic though I had so much right, I
Speaker 1: mean age, Yeah, I would fight a lot, just not
Speaker 1: not not just like yeah, there was a lot of
Speaker 1: screaming matches on the pool, like or if like someone
Speaker 1: would touch my feet that means I wasn't I was slow,
Speaker 1: and I'd like get so competive. Yes, do you feel
Speaker 1: that that competitiveness has carried over into your professional career?
Speaker 1: Have you mel? Because I'm really not competitive and most
Speaker 1: heads up, maybe I get competitive because I tried swimming
Speaker 1: at the Metropolitic at the Williamsburg Public Pool, and I
Speaker 1: got into fights with people there. I can't people touching,
Speaker 1: you know, because if I touch you, or if you
Speaker 1: could tell him fast moved to the sign and let
Speaker 1: me do a flip turn. Why are you grabbing? Like,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of my way? So like I
Speaker 1: just ended up. I mean to pull someone. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I started like a grown person. Is the pool brings out,
Speaker 1: honestly that that is a real true fact, which is
Speaker 1: that once you start doing something that you were an
Speaker 1: immature part of your like that was an imature part
Speaker 1: of your life, you go, you go, but you revert
Speaker 1: back to that behavior. Really, Oh my god. Like whenever
Speaker 1: I'm with my parents, like sometimes I'll hear my I'll
Speaker 1: hear the way I talk to them, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: am I that's what I do? But I didn't really do.
Speaker 1: Are you mean to your parents? I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: better about it. Every time I go home, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I won't yell at my dad. I won't yell my dad.
Speaker 1: He's eighty, he's trying doing great. You've got to be kind.
Speaker 1: And then it's just I just explode on him every
Speaker 1: time because he doesn't know how to communicate. So everything
Speaker 1: is like a child, did you read that? Do this?
Speaker 1: Can you pick up that? Go through that? Are you
Speaker 1: going to eat this? And it's like I just lose that.
Speaker 1: Russian immigrant parents, yes, okay, so are they so? Are
Speaker 1: they just they're just they're not used to like this
Speaker 1: Western like these Western ways of like telling saying how
Speaker 1: you feel? Is that it? Or is that? You know?
Speaker 1: My mom is trying hard and now I'm uncomfortable, but
Speaker 1: because my dad's training that now and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is okay. I love I love that you're putting in
Speaker 1: the effort, but like something's off. My dad's not going
Speaker 1: to synagogue I know. But my parents are there there.
Speaker 1: My mom's seventies something, my dad's eighties sixties. So they
Speaker 1: once you get that close to death, you kind of
Speaker 1: start being a weirdo. I'm gonna try to get them
Speaker 1: high this next time I'm home before. No, they're so
Speaker 1: against things, but they're just dumb and don't get it.
Speaker 1: But like my dad's in all these in pain, watching
Speaker 1: Russian TV all day. It's like might as well be
Speaker 1: stone drinking pine classes of vacca. It's like just smokes.
Speaker 1: I smoke in adable. I'm gonna get them some gummy
Speaker 1: as I think, and then they get on each other's nerves.
Speaker 1: I just feel if they're stone, they're going to enjoy
Speaker 1: their lives. Feel the same way. Not that my parents
Speaker 1: need too much help enjoy their life. I think that
Speaker 1: they're doing great. But the thing is, like my dad
Speaker 1: has back problems and they were in my apartment the
Speaker 1: other day after we taped Falon and like, your parents
Speaker 1: came they came to the show. Yeah, yeah, well Bone's
Speaker 1: parents are all the way out in Denver, Um, but
Speaker 1: my my parents are Long Island, so they came in
Speaker 1: and they got to go to the tonight show, which
Speaker 1: was exciting. Um. But then afterwards they were in my
Speaker 1: apartment and they like all my weired is like I
Speaker 1: really don't care anymore. I used to care, but now
Speaker 1: they know fully, firmly. And I was just like making
Speaker 1: a joke about smoking, and my mom was like, oh,
Speaker 1: your daddy and edible and had a horrible experience. And
Speaker 1: now I feel like we got to the point where
Speaker 1: he tried it or like I don't know if he
Speaker 1: doesn't do it, but like they told me he did
Speaker 1: and they had a bad experience, and now I feel
Speaker 1: like it's ruined such this week and then me, wow,
Speaker 1: I can't even five kills me. Ten makes me a
Speaker 1: stone bitch? Fifty How are you leasable? You're the kind
Speaker 1: of sour No, it fux me up. And then my
Speaker 1: friend Ricky Valez gave him to me and he said
Speaker 1: when he was on vacation of the Hamptons, he would
Speaker 1: eat four of those a day. And I was songs.
Speaker 1: I was. I went to the Mindy party and I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta go there, and then I laid
Speaker 1: on the velvet there. I got there after So we
Speaker 1: performed at a car club garage, so that's where I
Speaker 1: got I got the edible. So basically we performed at
Speaker 1: this and the piers on Sen yards and it's like
Speaker 1: all these fancy cars and all the people that have
Speaker 1: a car club. Yeah, and so we performed with all
Speaker 1: these cars behind us. I felt like like Lamborghinis, just
Speaker 1: old Mustang that's so weird, yeah, so funny. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we only got twenty five bucks. And like you will
Speaker 1: in air pieces, it sounds like gala. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: great drinks and then he gave me the edible. I
Speaker 1: went to the party and I don't think I was
Speaker 1: there even forty minutes. We didn't see you this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then people were going to someone's house is and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't. And then I did order
Speaker 1: food and that, but I passed out and I was
Speaker 1: awoken by Oh, that's always my greatest fear, that I'm
Speaker 1: going to be asleep when my delivery comes. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a lot. I mean, my therapist is so madam
Speaker 1: smoking weed, but it's like so crazy. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna smoke a joint again when I
Speaker 1: got home. Here you go. You gotta know I can tell. Okay,
Speaker 1: we we gotta ask you what we ask all of
Speaker 1: our guests, okay, which is what is the culture growing
Speaker 1: up that made you say? Culture is for me? What
Speaker 1: made you such an angry pool fighter? Was what was
Speaker 1: like the book, the TV show, the movie, the neighborhood
Speaker 1: you grew up in, whatever it is that like is
Speaker 1: the formative thing that makes you so, I think the
Speaker 1: number one formative things. So when my mom moved to America,
Speaker 1: well she loves something like like like she loves movie
Speaker 1: stars and she remembers so her like ol her Russian friends,
Speaker 1: like you're going to move to America and be amongst
Speaker 1: the stars. And then we were like in Skokie, you know,
Speaker 1: but that's when we saw Richard gear drive by. My
Speaker 1: mom was like I've waited. Oh oh, alright, right right, alright,
Speaker 1: I thought, no, but we saw John My sister saw
Speaker 1: John Q. Sack at the Value City once and that
Speaker 1: was like funny to me. But no, so my mom
Speaker 1: just like loved movies. So we went to the movies
Speaker 1: every Friday as a family to Peter. But then every
Speaker 1: day my mom would cook dinner and we would watch
Speaker 1: Entertainment Tonight and then um, on the commercial breaks, go
Speaker 1: to Access Hollywood and then we watched all the award
Speaker 1: shows and then on Tuesday's would go get all the
Speaker 1: Best dress List. We got all the People's Most Beautiful,
Speaker 1: like all of that. Let me subscribe to US weekly
Speaker 1: and then um, so that was just like me. And
Speaker 1: then my dad would like flip out when Leonardo DiCaprio
Speaker 1: would lose an award. He loves Leonardo DiCaprio, so she
Speaker 1: would yell at us and we and go to bed
Speaker 1: if Leo lost, and he would just like flip out.
Speaker 1: So when were he was even Titanic and he lost
Speaker 1: to Tommy Lee Jones, which I just this pre Titanic
Speaker 1: he was obsessed with. We've always just like loved Leo
Speaker 1: as people. My dad's also trashed you because like when
Speaker 1: Helen Hunt won for Best Actress and said, okay, win's that.
Speaker 1: My dad was like that flat chest had been like
Speaker 1: it was like mad someone without tits, one like he
Speaker 1: would live it. And they gave it to the flat
Speaker 1: chest and one. Yeah, the flat chest. The TV stars,
Speaker 1: not the big breasted movie star plays a rose. I
Speaker 1: mean a thing. Well she people were very had strong.
Speaker 1: They were I rad but that's only because you know
Speaker 1: we were titan You watched the performances back and Helen
Speaker 1: Hunt is amazing, amazing. I was pissed when Kate Blanchett
Speaker 1: lost Gwynanth Paltrow. That was my big thing that I
Speaker 1: was doing. This is a controversial for me. You don't
Speaker 1: like Kate Blanchet. No, it's not that I don't like
Speaker 1: Kate Blanchett. It's just that Cape blanch It like now
Speaker 1: has two oscars. Because I feel like you get this,
Speaker 1: here's my thing with the oscars and I've said it
Speaker 1: on the show, you should win an Oscar if no
Speaker 1: one else could have done what you did. And I
Speaker 1: feel like part of the Gwyneth Paltrow Shakespeare in Love
Speaker 1: performance is that movie star energy she brought to also
Speaker 1: being so good in that part, like you believed her
Speaker 1: in the part, like I really did, like the romance.
Speaker 1: I feel like it one best picture because well, cheating aside,
Speaker 1: and however you wants the aside, like I buy it
Speaker 1: winning because just the romance that swept you away, and
Speaker 1: like Gwyneth is unique and I thought iconic in that role,
Speaker 1: Whereas I think Elizabeth was masterfully performed by Kate Blanchett,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't necessarily keep Planchet's like signature role that forever.
Speaker 1: Other actresses could have done that, and other actresses could
Speaker 1: have also slayed as Elizabeth. Now I like that thing.
Speaker 1: Could no one else have done it? That's I think
Speaker 1: That's why I stand by Jennifer Hudson winning for Dreamgirls,
Speaker 1: because it's like, yeah, maybe it wasn't the exact performance
Speaker 1: or like you wanted to win, maybe you weren't the
Speaker 1: biggest fan, but literally, could anyone else have done it?
Speaker 1: Isn't Jennifer Hudson a bigger star she is, and she's fine.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be in the new Cats movie. She's fine
Speaker 1: about that. I've actually never seen it or care. I
Speaker 1: don't know about Cats, neither of we. But we did
Speaker 1: this run recurring bit in or show where everyone, all
Speaker 1: of our guests have some emotional connection to it. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy. No, I don't care at all. Wait, but
Speaker 1: so we'd go to the movies every Friday, meet my parents. Um,
Speaker 1: but they are so foreign, so they would take me
Speaker 1: to really inappropriate movies and once they don't know anything,
Speaker 1: but then we didn't talk about it. So we went
Speaker 1: to see like Erotica or some or exotica, like something crazy,
Speaker 1: and everyone in the movie theater was so mad at them,
Speaker 1: and I was humiliated, and I just was so upset,
Speaker 1: and never we never a discussion about what we had
Speaker 1: just seen. Ever. Dress one time it was dead Man Walking,
Speaker 1: and finally the ladies that work they were like, she
Speaker 1: just can't go to that one. So then I started
Speaker 1: ripping tickets at the movie theater while my parents went
Speaker 1: to movies that were inappropriate for me. So then me
Speaker 1: and this old guy we're working at the because we
Speaker 1: want every Friday, and it was like the dollar fifty
Speaker 1: old Wrung movie theater. So everyone just kind of knew
Speaker 1: me and it was all these old people. So then
Speaker 1: I was just sitting ripped tickets until I was old
Speaker 1: enough to go to the other hairs, and my parents
Speaker 1: were obviously against buying snacks. I hated when like the
Speaker 1: click of the can would happen. You want it? I yeah,
Speaker 1: once when I went with just my mom, we would
Speaker 1: get popcorn and stuff, but my dad would not allow us.
Speaker 1: But then you grow up and then you realize everything's
Speaker 1: a pr scam and it kind of loses everything, even
Speaker 1: the snacks, you know. I mean like the Oscars, it's
Speaker 1: literally PR scam, big popcorns trying to get us. Then yeah,
Speaker 1: you realize that the Oscars are all bought and it's
Speaker 1: a it's an industry. It's kind of like the v
Speaker 1: m as. It's like this exists to every year there's
Speaker 1: going to be a moment like you can see, like
Speaker 1: when they announced the wrong name for the Best Picture
Speaker 1: at the Oscars, I was like, you gotta be fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me. I was like, nothing is normal anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was happy when that happened. I was like saying,
Speaker 1: in the room same and adults is the best moment
Speaker 1: of like, that's the best. Those moments are like authentic adult.
Speaker 1: It doesn't lose it because you could. You know how
Speaker 1: much it hurt her heart. I've never and then she
Speaker 1: had to just sing to cut to her face and
Speaker 1: the terror in her face and the humiliation her face.
Speaker 1: I've never been happier in my life than when he
Speaker 1: said adulta's hem my, I know that before I died.
Speaker 1: The moment that will flash before my eyes happened. It
Speaker 1: was the most happy I've ever been. The way his
Speaker 1: head bows, he was positive. That was positive, he was positive.
Speaker 1: I saw her once at Ravinia. Um. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: this venue where you can't see anyone. You're like blankets
Speaker 1: with cheeses and stuff, and um it was Megan Gaily Matalane.
Speaker 1: And the moment she winds out, God, the moment she
Speaker 1: walked out, MATEO grabbed each other. Something's wrong. She sounded
Speaker 1: like ship the whole concert. She was barefoot, sounding terrible.
Speaker 1: She did a yeah, well that's that was the tour
Speaker 1: before that. Probably she brought up children to sing for
Speaker 1: her that were better than her and Mark Hamlets was
Speaker 1: conducting it and we were just making fun of him.
Speaker 1: And then he died that oh god, that loser. And
Speaker 1: then he was dead and literally Barbara Stresen did something.
Speaker 1: So Barbara a photo of her when she performed at
Speaker 1: the Oscars in Memory and Memory and she and she's
Speaker 1: singing in the way we were, and she goes, um ah,
Speaker 1: if we had the strength to do it all again,
Speaker 1: tell me, would we? And she goes, of course we would,
Speaker 1: of course we would. She just that's pretty. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love classic. She's classic. Yeah, but yeah, she's so cool.
Speaker 1: Adina Barbara, Barbara is so cool. She's cool. Adina Menzel
Speaker 1: just has failed at every opportunity given to her time
Speaker 1: and time again. Part of I don't see that play
Speaker 1: with the billboards that are brown about the sponsored us.
Speaker 1: We liked, we liked it. It It was she's great and
Speaker 1: she's got good timing. She's like, she's yeah, she was
Speaker 1: really good in it. She's fantastic. Yeah she was. She
Speaker 1: and there was like some really solid man candy in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's sucking t digs. I'm sure she's cool, but maybe
Speaker 1: he's just a nerd loo I know, but like I
Speaker 1: wonder what I just wonder every You're sure she's like
Speaker 1: cool enough to like fucking or does it mean Digs
Speaker 1: isn't as cool as he looks? Maybe both. I bet
Speaker 1: she smoked weed. Oh yeah, I think Adina Menzel is
Speaker 1: like everyone smokes sweet. Yeah, I mean that's true, but
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I guess I bet she gets into it.
Speaker 1: She was whatever she's on watching. She was on watching
Speaker 1: Happens Life once and she just seemed super down earth,
Speaker 1: and I think she's good people. I mean literally, for
Speaker 1: that to happen to you and you not die on
Speaker 1: the spot, yeah, you have to get a purple heart.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I hat she just sounded so
Speaker 1: bad at this concert. And then she closed on the
Speaker 1: sun will calm out. She closed on that, and Matteo
Speaker 1: and Megan like, we need to see her, So they
Speaker 1: ran up to see her, and I didn't want to,
Speaker 1: and they said they turned next to her them and
Speaker 1: there was a girl hysterically crying for the sun will
Speaker 1: come out. Literally, I think that I saw her and
Speaker 1: if then and she did sound pretty okay, but literally
Speaker 1: the top note was just like, you know, if you
Speaker 1: had to for five hundred, six hundred performances hit that note,
Speaker 1: defying gravity, every fucking jag there for a second, you know,
Speaker 1: in London, and it's just the whoever was I saw
Speaker 1: was better than like I've just seen people be better than. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys need to give give Adina a pet us.
Speaker 1: There were some goddamn credit were some god fucking killing
Speaker 1: ourselves out there on that stage. And if you if
Speaker 1: you're gonna come in here and you're you're not our critics.
Speaker 1: We have the press for that, and if you have
Speaker 1: press credentials then you can say that, but you're you're
Speaker 1: just an audience member. Meanwhile, what the funk? It's not
Speaker 1: like I get cheered any better than you. My toilet
Speaker 1: has been broken for two goddamn somebody fix toilet. Sucking
Speaker 1: on the phone with them and they said they're on
Speaker 1: their way, and you know what, it's fucking ridiculous. We do.
Speaker 1: We do a share impression. We're working on it. You
Speaker 1: do a lot of them. We were we were trying
Speaker 1: to sto't what's this body dysmorphia thing that happened at
Speaker 1: the Diva. Okay, we may not even be able to
Speaker 1: release the episode. We might not be, guys, because because
Speaker 1: the performers. Some of the performers were not gonna name names.
Speaker 1: Some of the performers at the I don't think somebody
Speaker 1: Divas show, multiple performers had reservations about what they said
Speaker 1: about certain deva because here's what happened. We did. You
Speaker 1: only were there for the beginning, so and everyone at
Speaker 1: home if we don't get to release the episode because
Speaker 1: it's up for debate. There was some because they were
Speaker 1: in being since what's three round? There were three rounds.
Speaker 1: The first round was just I don't think so honey
Speaker 1: on a diva that they pre selected, that they that
Speaker 1: they vetted to, that we vetted and we were like, yes,
Speaker 1: you can do that. That's great, so there's no overlap, right.
Speaker 1: Second round was I do think so many for a
Speaker 1: diva that they loved, that they worshiped. That was a
Speaker 1: really good round. That was that was really fun because
Speaker 1: it was positive. And then we did I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey troll ball and I had put like a
Speaker 1: bunch of iconic divas who like have their staunch fans
Speaker 1: in the bull and somebody somebody picked Madonna and I
Speaker 1: think you just went stream of consciousness and like kind
Speaker 1: of went in on but like it was pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: But after he won, he won, but then afterwards he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if I feel comfortable with
Speaker 1: that being released. And we were like, okay, alright, respect.
Speaker 1: But I literally said to him, I was like, it's
Speaker 1: up for debate. Because I said to him, I was like,
Speaker 1: you don't want me to put it out, it will
Speaker 1: not be out. But the body is more of your thing.
Speaker 1: What were you saying? Like? Why don't how did she
Speaker 1: cause people have body to share? An know? Who do
Speaker 1: we say that about? It was so bad that was
Speaker 1: said about Madonna though I don't know. Matteo is hilarious,
Speaker 1: like like, no, don't say it because you might one
Speaker 1: the one line that the one lie I think is
Speaker 1: perfectly Finey he goes, your hands are from the devil
Speaker 1: from the Mateo just like came up, pull that out
Speaker 1: of his ass and it's like a goal. He was
Speaker 1: the crowd favorite. He was the crowd loved. It was
Speaker 1: so fun. It was Me Bowen, Joel, Kim Booster, Dave Holmes,
Speaker 1: Eli Glazer and Matteo. And after every round I would
Speaker 1: go and I say, who votes for this person? In
Speaker 1: the crowdould scream and Mateo won two rounds and you
Speaker 1: and I won one. I want for my I do
Speaker 1: think Sony about Gaga, and I came in second for
Speaker 1: that for I do think so honey, Selena, Yes, Selena Antonia, Antonia.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about her. I love at the
Speaker 1: Clock and I feel like it's time to go and
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Okay, No, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1: You know it's not time to go at all. Book
Speaker 1: don't don't put chains on us, all right, I have
Speaker 1: a showed a catch, so maybe it might. I don't
Speaker 1: have anything my spots not till past eleven. We're going
Speaker 1: up tonight. I'm going up put the Village Underground in
Speaker 1: the West Village and that'll be fun. And then maybe
Speaker 1: I'll do a few errands before that, but I doubt
Speaker 1: it because I just love smoking weed. I'm going to
Speaker 1: say the show on the shows I'm going to tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see The Bongo Hour and it is
Speaker 1: every month. It's Peter Smith and Sandy Honick and I
Speaker 1: and Ben Moss and I love this show. I went
Speaker 1: to go see it last month when the Three Busy
Speaker 1: Diverse hosted because Peter Peter was that it was doing
Speaker 1: Peter Pan but they're back and I'm so excited and
Speaker 1: literally my favorite show is also on Wednesday nights and
Speaker 1: it's every week and it's Cabinet Cabernet Cabaret, which is
Speaker 1: done so tonight. You would, it's all. It's all. It's
Speaker 1: like a small cabaret space all gays. Catherine Cohen and
Speaker 1: Henry Coperson love you. Oh cool, Yeah you have Henry
Speaker 1: reach out. Yeah. I started following Cat on the internet
Speaker 1: and she's so good. Last night the sleigh was existent existent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's so many fun people with many different talents out
Speaker 1: and about how does it exciting to tell funny and
Speaker 1: are singing and dancing too? I want to know your
Speaker 1: trusting good. Um. I'm a good gift giver, yes, Um.
Speaker 1: What goes into a good gift for you? It has
Speaker 1: to be just like super personal. I don't do time
Speaker 1: like constraints, So it's like if I don't find the
Speaker 1: perfect thing for your birthday, you might have to wait
Speaker 1: a bit. And it's just it is what it is.
Speaker 1: But it's something that's like you just see it and
Speaker 1: you know it's for the person. Um or cute things.
Speaker 1: I don't know, just um, I'm good at presents, like
Speaker 1: people are usually happy and or you're they're using it.
Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of arts, so like, um, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll get someone, I'll get some artists to a drawing
Speaker 1: of your dog and a cowboy hat, you know, like
Speaker 1: great Matteo probably do that really well, yeah, it's done
Speaker 1: a few, you know. I don't like to bother him
Speaker 1: too much. Yeah he's busy. He's a busy boy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's that is a skill. Because I fucking hate
Speaker 1: like buying gifts. Well maybe it's because I have a
Speaker 1: shopping addiction. Um, yeah, I love going out and buying stuff.
Speaker 1: Is there a general category that you will always like
Speaker 1: a general like I like the stores that are just
Speaker 1: made to spend money on gifts. What would you buy us? Um?
Speaker 1: I might go to my frame guy and well recently
Speaker 1: he had a cool street sale. Um, I would buy
Speaker 1: like vintage magazines from him with cool people on the
Speaker 1: covers are old. Because I just bought an old Vanity
Speaker 1: Fair with Madonna on the front and back cover and
Speaker 1: that made me happy. So I was thinking that would
Speaker 1: be the thing. Okay, so you have taste though, like
Speaker 1: like not that Like this was in question, but like
Speaker 1: you're bringing your tat your own taste, like Shawna. My
Speaker 1: friends Shawna. I was visiting her in l A and
Speaker 1: she's like, I want the Bowie Metro cards. Can you
Speaker 1: get one? And then I found a glitter my frame
Speaker 1: guided a glitter frame piece with all of them with
Speaker 1: the back part was like the back splash. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's called, but when the sun hits it
Speaker 1: reflects into rainbow and it's a glitter frame and it
Speaker 1: was all the Metro cards and I was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta get that. Okay. I got her the Metro cards
Speaker 1: and a frame. Shopping Addiction inc. With Mega I mean
Speaker 1: for new houses, I usually do crystals and like like
Speaker 1: cool candles that are you know, house blessing. If anyone
Speaker 1: ever gives me a candle, it's the best day. And
Speaker 1: anthro candles always make people. But they're there, just the
Speaker 1: giant ones are, but like the normal ones are under
Speaker 1: fifty bucks, but some of Like God, I was reading
Speaker 1: do eat Strategists a lot. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: It's a strategists like a New York magazine vertical. It's
Speaker 1: a site where it's just about e commerce. It's just
Speaker 1: about things to this person thinks to buy that person.
Speaker 1: It's it's amazing. I love reading it. But they did
Speaker 1: a whole list of celebrities favorite candles, and like some
Speaker 1: of these people just have I mean they're still they're
Speaker 1: famous and rich, but like these candles are like three
Speaker 1: d bucks for like a fucking thimble, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: someone gave me an expensive candle base I don't know
Speaker 1: how much. But when you light it, it smells like
Speaker 1: a sexy guy like you, like a beautiful cologne. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I love that. This is what I want
Speaker 1: to say. I didn't realize this about you, but I
Speaker 1: found this out because you were coming through. We were
Speaker 1: coming through customs together, and then like all the international upborts,
Speaker 1: I always look like a big duty free section and
Speaker 1: there's tons of fragrances. You are a fragrance. You wanted
Speaker 1: to spend time looking at the fragrances, Yes, honey, I
Speaker 1: never think to do that. Which they're not that much cheaper.
Speaker 1: They're not that much cheaper. Like all this all I
Speaker 1: want right now is all these tom Ford dude things
Speaker 1: and they're like fucking two ounces, not even two like
Speaker 1: one point seven and they're two fifty. Is not insane
Speaker 1: that i't I do eleven eleven? Mmm, I'm still using
Speaker 1: my like it's like just like a basically Calvin Klein
Speaker 1: vel up. Honestly. Then then I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: like colognes. Let's let's go smell. And there was a
Speaker 1: couple that I was fabulous about. There was a couple
Speaker 1: that I was fabulous about. I like that, Um, the
Speaker 1: one thing you're fabulous about that I like talking my
Speaker 1: my ex smells like laundry always at all times. And
Speaker 1: that's that's basics. I don't think so Okay, I love good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it. I like when someone's natural a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best compliment. When with someone and they
Speaker 1: tell you that you smell good, yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: fuck me that you told me I smell good. I
Speaker 1: want you to be in the maid it works. I
Speaker 1: know I need to hook up, but don't worry. It's
Speaker 1: it's summer of kind. It's still in affection, summer of Oh.
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Speaker 1: You still like baseball? Would you go to baseball games?
Speaker 1: I would actually really like to go to a Yankees
Speaker 1: game before the season. Yes, I'm a White Sox fan.
Speaker 1: But my first summer moving to New York, I did
Speaker 1: a full birthday Mets at the Mets Stadium and I
Speaker 1: still get ticket sales call or was it City Field? No,
Speaker 1: it was just city It was City Field, but it
Speaker 1: was like cheap tickets that included food. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: just want to Fenway for the first time. But we
Speaker 1: do Father's Day always a Mother's at the base. Have
Speaker 1: you been wonderful? I've been personex. I'm a White Sox fan,
Speaker 1: but like I'm not. I don't know anyone's name, So
Speaker 1: I'll go to I'll go to Wrigley Field. There was
Speaker 1: just the food for me. Yeah. I just want to
Speaker 1: eat and drink and watch and ice game. Really, I
Speaker 1: just want to like and their butts are fun. But
Speaker 1: I've been kicking out a lot of games. I used
Speaker 1: to be wild. Arrested once at a White Sox game
Speaker 1: and kicked out of two others or being like drunk
Speaker 1: and young and getting wild. What does your record look like?
Speaker 1: I have had three arrests, and then I I have
Speaker 1: had three arrests, that's it, and then I had to
Speaker 1: take a greyhound back to I would have served two
Speaker 1: days in jail. That's wonderful, yeah, queen, queen. But I
Speaker 1: always am like, so thankful my parents paid for all,
Speaker 1: like the lawyers and stuff. I'm like, I wonder if
Speaker 1: my life would be ruined if I didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm watching Orange is the New Black This Have you
Speaker 1: watched this new season? It's a little bit more OZ
Speaker 1: than I mean, they're good at making it light at
Speaker 1: my moments, but it starts they're just like getting beat
Speaker 1: in maximum security prison with no end in sight. I'm
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know what, Like, I have a hard
Speaker 1: time watching it. Remember that it was the first season
Speaker 1: that they decided to go really bleak with it. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what it was. It was after Black Lives Matter,
Speaker 1: like really came to the forefront and they had they're
Speaker 1: making a show about largely like POC women in the
Speaker 1: prison system, Like you have to show the realities. But
Speaker 1: that season, I think I had stopped watching the season
Speaker 1: before and I didn't finish it because it just didn't
Speaker 1: dramatically compel me. And honestly, like it's hard to get
Speaker 1: back into because it's so hard to watch read read
Speaker 1: new Jim Crow honey, and then get back into it.
Speaker 1: You've got to swallow that. Okay, Yeah, I remember that
Speaker 1: sad scene happened and I had been watching all day
Speaker 1: and night and the sun was coming up, and at
Speaker 1: like five in the morning that happened, and I just bawling. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that was I can't really season. Our friend Alan actually
Speaker 1: is the actor that played the direction of Alan. He's cute.
Speaker 1: He looks like a Savage bro right, like one of
Speaker 1: the He's like truly the nicest guy. No, but like
Speaker 1: the brother looks like the Savages, one of the Savage brothers.
Speaker 1: A little cute little Back in the day, I used
Speaker 1: to say, I would hop on Fred Savage. He was
Speaker 1: like most adorable little kid. I thought he was cute.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about when he
Speaker 1: got older, when he had the mole in Austin Powers
Speaker 1: would hop on Who are your number one crushes right now?
Speaker 1: Right now? It's tough. I'm basic. Um, Yeah, Matt's gonna say,
Speaker 1: a white guy am Sean Mendez? Really? Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: YEA man's who I'm permissible. I don't know have one
Speaker 1: right now. I don't really have a Seleb crush. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know who I like pretty much always want to fuck,
Speaker 1: but I like rediscovered recently is Sean william Scott. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: who en. I don't know. We can't say it, we
Speaker 1: can't say it, but I recently he came. He came
Speaker 1: to mind for good reasons, for good reason, and he's
Speaker 1: and you know, he was a sex symbol back in
Speaker 1: the Brittany era, remember for me like number one with
Speaker 1: Shawn Williams Scott hottest dude really yeah, or something about
Speaker 1: Stiffler being like the emblem of toxic masculinity. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like just the tortured, abused boys in US are like,
Speaker 1: we want to stiff we want to stiffler. So bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I watched Bad Bad because I do a lot of
Speaker 1: material about porn and I've been researching in like the
Speaker 1: baddest porn that the most women watch it, it's the
Speaker 1: most viewed by women. So all like the rough, fast
Speaker 1: gang bangs, and you're like they don't care about women.
Speaker 1: It's like women are watching the gang Bangs. Whenever I
Speaker 1: watched straight porn, I am always it's always like rough.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Guys, come on, you are obsessive being woken,
Speaker 1: obsessive with your woke image. Now come forth, it's off it.
Speaker 1: You watch um really bad anal straight porn? Come forward
Speaker 1: and say you watch it? I don't, I truly tell
Speaker 1: what poorn do you watch? Um? Get into it and
Speaker 1: be very real. Lately, I've been like, I just I'm
Speaker 1: I'm researching, and I'm fascinated by like group stuff and
Speaker 1: like three like three or three and three and up.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what are the politics at play? There's
Speaker 1: so much going on. There's like, okay, how are these parents,
Speaker 1: how are these permutations happening? Why? How is the person
Speaker 1: being left out feeling? It's there's so much going on.
Speaker 1: I've had so fascinating really I've never done it. Was
Speaker 1: the best thing in my life. Chasing that again and
Speaker 1: it will never I don't know. It's because then I
Speaker 1: had I had a threesome and it was bad, bad, bad,
Speaker 1: Before it was the perfect number. Well, I would have
Speaker 1: another season, but the foursome was like, I do a
Speaker 1: joke about this, but legit. They were in the front
Speaker 1: row of a comedy show and the guy was so
Speaker 1: hot that I walked on stage. I'm like, you're fucking hot.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I'm gonna do my set. And
Speaker 1: then um, after the show he came up to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll be at this bar. Was at Caroline,
Speaker 1: so it's like, come meet me at Little Is Oh
Speaker 1: my god, And so we met and then the four
Speaker 1: there was like a girl and two guys, and then
Speaker 1: after we all had a drink there like, listen together.
Speaker 1: We're actually all here from out of town. We have
Speaker 1: a hotel room with coke and Molly, and we would
Speaker 1: love for you to come. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: have you ever had group sex? Um? God, but the
Speaker 1: politics are nice because what do you mean, yeah, recently,
Speaker 1: And my sister is gonna listen these people on this this,
Speaker 1: these people on grinder are like, hey, we we we
Speaker 1: have this like monthly like meetup of like all Asian dudes.
Speaker 1: And I was like, great, that's yeah. This was It
Speaker 1: was like the most pathetic thing I've ever been a
Speaker 1: part of. Continued that might be a whole page this
Speaker 1: is okay, this is this is all you need to know.
Speaker 1: I walk in and everyone's clothed and everyone's just everyone's
Speaker 1: cloth and they're in their underwear and they're sitting there,
Speaker 1: and then there's like one It was like a fucking
Speaker 1: it was like a camp icebreaker where this one guy's like, hey,
Speaker 1: so alright, so what we're doing is you're new, so
Speaker 1: um you got to say what your name is, w
Speaker 1: you're into, and what your name is, how old you
Speaker 1: are and what you're into. And I was like fuck that.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay for the cameras at that point,
Speaker 1: I yeah a little bit. I was like the fun
Speaker 1: is that? Is this like a social experiment? And so
Speaker 1: it was dumb. It was dumb, dumb, dumb, and I
Speaker 1: like for many moments, like I only stayed there for
Speaker 1: like minutes and I just like put on my clothes
Speaker 1: on and nothing happened. Stuff happened. But then I was
Speaker 1: I was just like little little pole. But I felt
Speaker 1: like neglected. I was like no one's like, no one's
Speaker 1: really doing it, like no one's paying attention. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is so interesting and I have
Speaker 1: to like look into this. I have to look into
Speaker 1: case studies, and I was just like, Okay, I have
Speaker 1: to go. I've only had sexual with one other person,
Speaker 1: and I've been in love every time, and it's sacred
Speaker 1: and it's sex scre I've had sexual hundreds of people
Speaker 1: and everything one of them. I've been in love with
Speaker 1: sex and sex sex scre what you think? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I was confused. Okay, all right, we have to do
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, we have to I forgot
Speaker 1: s Okay, So what show were you saying tonight? I'm
Speaker 1: doing this caveat show called unteachable. Okay, Oh yes, I
Speaker 1: like unteachable. Another plug, great Rogers. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: His time starts now. I don't think so, honey flakes.
Speaker 1: Here's the fucking deal. Here's the cute human being thing
Speaker 1: to do. Guys. If you make explicit plans with someone,
Speaker 1: show up, because I'm going to show up and guess what,
Speaker 1: I am a human being who could have done something
Speaker 1: else with my night. Also, I don't think so, honey flakes.
Speaker 1: When you flick a second time on top of a flake,
Speaker 1: then imagine the audacity of flacking out three. Maybe this
Speaker 1: is like one of the worst things you can be
Speaker 1: is a someone who is not reliable. How embarrassed a
Speaker 1: thing for you? And how I don't think so Honey
Speaker 1: worthy to be known for the fact that you cannot
Speaker 1: be reliable. I pray for you. I pray flakes. There's
Speaker 1: a reason that you're named after something that fucking sucks,
Speaker 1: which is five flakes, another serial I don't like and
Speaker 1: flakes on Dan draft. Bitch, you are that? And that's
Speaker 1: one minute. That was a very slow burn. You know,
Speaker 1: I never am slow and controlled and loopy doppy, loopy doppy,
Speaker 1: fast and loopy doppy, feeling feeling a cucku lu luis
Speaker 1: Catherine coming? Have you been flaked by this guy for
Speaker 1: multiple times? Honey? Oh yeah? Romantically? Yeah, Okay, you know
Speaker 1: this isn't just flakes. But you know what I hate
Speaker 1: on top of that, and but I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't think so Honey is like, let's stop texting
Speaker 1: and come hang out with me. Yeah, why we're new?
Speaker 1: Like what we come over? There's something wrong with us
Speaker 1: at large? Come over? Do not say what we want?
Speaker 1: We don't, we don't, we don't. I've been on dates
Speaker 1: recently and I'm just being gonna be like, I just
Speaker 1: kind of want to ask this car to come over,
Speaker 1: but like I have to get so drunk to get there,
Speaker 1: and I have to, like I have to like have
Speaker 1: a full fucking douche, Like my whole needs to be
Speaker 1: squeaky clean. Why don't you just invite someone over and
Speaker 1: then not have sex with them rubbed dicks. I've done that.
Speaker 1: I've done that, but I just ever known that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I want to have sex. I'm what's wonderful? That is? Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta we gotta go. Okay, this is don't and
Speaker 1: as time starts now, I don't think so many people
Speaker 1: who knock on the bathroom door of a public restroom. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm inside my fucking speaking of my whole being squeaky clean,
Speaker 1: it is a fucking you gotta dredge that ship out
Speaker 1: because I'm having the most erratic ships. One day, it's solid,
Speaker 1: little little DIBs the other day, and then today it
Speaker 1: was green and all liquid, and I can't. Lisa's disgusted
Speaker 1: that You're just sorry, and it's just I have to.
Speaker 1: It's an emotional roller coaster every time I walk into
Speaker 1: any toilet, much less a public one where I am
Speaker 1: my most vulnerable one for you to to break that
Speaker 1: to to and just encroach on that peaceful time in
Speaker 1: my life that I'm trying to make sacred for myself.
Speaker 1: Taking a ship is sacred. And I'm sorry what I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I just I think I got confused. But if you
Speaker 1: knock on the door, something that's wrong with you, the
Speaker 1: door is lost. To take a fucking hint. Don't knock
Speaker 1: on the door. Don't rush me unless you're spending a
Speaker 1: lot of time in the toilet, in which case thing
Speaker 1: isn't when I do not when they do not, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just don't trust that they're not just sitting on
Speaker 1: their phones. And if you're sitting on your phone, I
Speaker 1: need to pee, fine, fine, But I'm just I'm shooting
Speaker 1: there and I know that there's people waiting. If it's
Speaker 1: a Starbucks, then definitely I will try to get out
Speaker 1: of their ace app But how dumb would you feel
Speaker 1: as someone online who just saw a closed public restroom
Speaker 1: door and just stood there waiting and then like someone
Speaker 1: was like someone in there and you open the door
Speaker 1: and there's no one there. Happens because we not You know,
Speaker 1: you don't have to knock first first, You just turn
Speaker 1: the doorknof and if that's locked, then you don't have
Speaker 1: to and then that's the end of the road. And
Speaker 1: then the person inside here is that you've you've sort
Speaker 1: of jiggled the knob, and that's that's all they need
Speaker 1: to know. I think this is all routed in the
Speaker 1: fact that you're having bad and I think I think
Speaker 1: your brain is crazy right now because your ship is wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably my brain is crazy because you know my
Speaker 1: situation is very similar. Are you ready? Yeah, okay, great,
Speaker 1: this is the trigger. I don't think so honey, and
Speaker 1: her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Comics
Speaker 1: that fight for that, that think PC culture is ruining everything,
Speaker 1: but then we can't make fun of them. I'm sick
Speaker 1: of all these people that are like, let us say faggot,
Speaker 1: but then hate Hannah gats to be special and it's like,
Speaker 1: why can't she say what she wants? You're fighting for
Speaker 1: your right to say awful shit about anyone, and then
Speaker 1: whenever anyone says anything about white men, you have meltdowns.
Speaker 1: She was treated awful at the show I hosted. Um
Speaker 1: someone went up after I was like, I hated that.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm just a white guy. Where unique. She
Speaker 1: got heckled at her gala multiple times. These dudes are
Speaker 1: They stalked the guy at Netflix being like why would
Speaker 1: you give her a special? They're wild and out and
Speaker 1: then they're fighting for like Chappelle to be able to
Speaker 1: say tranny, but not for a woman to just talk
Speaker 1: about her experience. And then they say it's not comedy
Speaker 1: and it's annoying, and it's like, you're just not funny enough.
Speaker 1: You're not edgy, you're the you're not playing devil's advocate,
Speaker 1: you're the status quo. You're saying the things that people
Speaker 1: have been saying for fifty years. And it's annoying. It's
Speaker 1: not PC culture. You're not good enough when you're boring
Speaker 1: And that's one minute and you're fucking sorry, I said
Speaker 1: all the bad words. And that's not the point. You.
Speaker 1: This is the thing. This is why everyone j was
Speaker 1: sucking all these fucking dipshits were freaking out overhanded gad
Speaker 1: Speed was because it's a woman that they looked at
Speaker 1: and they're like, I can't fuck that. Oh, but why
Speaker 1: is she successful? They don't they don't have a problem
Speaker 1: with Eliza. I don't have a problem with all these
Speaker 1: dudes not being funny? Yeah? Literally, why can't you just
Speaker 1: move on the point you are not? You're proving if
Speaker 1: you're saying Hanna nothing Hannah Gatsby has ever said it's funny,
Speaker 1: that's not funny, hilarious joke. Why are you spending your
Speaker 1: time then on this like statement? If your problem is
Speaker 1: the fact that, in your eyes, she's spending time talking
Speaker 1: about her reality, what you were doing right now is
Speaker 1: what you're You're taking space to talk about your quote
Speaker 1: unquote oppression, which is a fake and be not a joke.
Speaker 1: So where where is your point? Shut the funk up?
Speaker 1: You are like anyone who thinks they're the gate keeper
Speaker 1: of comedy. Do funk yourself? Oh fucking and everyone yesterday
Speaker 1: retweeting Leslie Jones like yeah, we should be able to
Speaker 1: say whatever we want. It's like, why doesn't she have
Speaker 1: those rights either? Exactly? Why are you spending your time
Speaker 1: shutting her down? But you just want to scream at
Speaker 1: people and say awful things, and then you get mad
Speaker 1: when people talk about white men and you don't want
Speaker 1: to be grouped in, but you want to do jokes
Speaker 1: about I don't know, I mean I'm not gay, but
Speaker 1: if I was, you want to do that and you
Speaker 1: still see it so much although these men are just
Speaker 1: proving Hannah's point in the end, where the whole point
Speaker 1: is like white men like just like common deer every
Speaker 1: fucking thing, and then for them to react this way
Speaker 1: is even like whatever, even like these other people in
Speaker 1: the world. Do you guys know him talking about this
Speaker 1: guy who's defending Southern Mama on social media? Is that
Speaker 1: a comic way? Now, it's crazy to me. You've got
Speaker 1: to check this gatekeeper thing. No one owns art. This
Speaker 1: is an art form, and you want to stand up
Speaker 1: there and you you stand up there and you get
Speaker 1: a reaction the way that you can and you're just jealous. Dude,
Speaker 1: You're just jealous and not like if it's this successful,
Speaker 1: that means people reacted to it. So it's like, what,
Speaker 1: move on, move on? Um wow, we were we're ending
Speaker 1: on a fiery fucking I love it, Well, come on,
Speaker 1: this is not you loved. Oh yeah. After the show,
Speaker 1: after I left Jampa, I was just like annoyed with
Speaker 1: because someone was like, I think it's just traditionalists and
Speaker 1: not I'm like, no, these are fucking hateful, big and
Speaker 1: something like, I can't give them space. You can't. The
Speaker 1: thing you can't do is hear these people. You cannot
Speaker 1: hear these people out of giving them space. You can't
Speaker 1: be like, well, we need to listen to all perspectives. No,
Speaker 1: if there's if you tolerate intolerance, intolerance ones. Literally. The
Speaker 1: last thing I want to say is when you look
Speaker 1: like that variety show the comics to the comics to watch.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy to me because he did this thing
Speaker 1: that was like, um like he obviously was the one
Speaker 1: of the people whatever. Also, Taylor Thomasone was on that
Speaker 1: show doing class doing but also doing classic stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. If you want to just
Speaker 1: go up there and tell jokes, that's how you do it.
Speaker 1: You just didn't have any jokes. You just didn't. You're
Speaker 1: not You're not at that level. Like you know, not
Speaker 1: everyone is sucking alternative or whatever. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: really amazing stand up comics right now. That was That
Speaker 1: was a show where all that co existed beautifully and
Speaker 1: exactly until that last moment, and it was so to
Speaker 1: such garbage as fucked, sucking, sucked, sucked. Glad you want
Speaker 1: last pretty cinematic though truly it was true. It was
Speaker 1: that no had to follow him. We said, we said
Speaker 1: this to du Say. We were like, it was a
Speaker 1: thrill to just watch him and watch anyone bomb like that.
Speaker 1: Hard at all. I've never seen someone something like that
Speaker 1: happen anyway, Oh my god, well we have. We had
Speaker 1: a true legend with us tonight. This is and also
Speaker 1: literally I looked at her at the pool and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why the fund hasn't you know? Well, because so the
Speaker 1: first time I was booked too, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: I had to cancel and I thought you guys were
Speaker 1: mad at and that's why I wasn't at the podcast.
Speaker 1: I never dozens of people have to do it like
Speaker 1: people do, like ten twelve people do everything, killing me.
Speaker 1: This is one of the funniest people in the world.
Speaker 1: I truly think that if you don't go see her
Speaker 1: at Lincoln Lodge in late August Chicago, I I really
Speaker 1: think you're really stupid. Don't respect you if you don't
Speaker 1: go see her show. And I'm sorry. That's my truth,
Speaker 1: and that is I'm the gate keeper and where we
Speaker 1: are the gatekeepers? Yes, okay, well we love you. Lesa
Speaker 1: Let's end in a quick a little ditty, Go ahead,
Speaker 1: who do you think you are lodging in on me?
Speaker 1: And market talk for the rest of that song. Got
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