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Speaker 1: Today's Saint Patrick's Day and a lot of people are

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Speaker 1: So experts came out with the top ways that you

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Speaker 1: number one was just say you're sick. Basically, be realistic

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Speaker 1: a feel good dirty little secret today. Yeah. I mean

423
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,959
Speaker 1: shopping is therapy. Yeah, and anybody's looking for a way

424
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 1: to get out of their rent. This is an amazing story.

425
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 1: So thank you for sharing, Mike Tyson. Thanks guys, have

426
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:57,560
Speaker 1: a great day. Thank you. What's your dirty little secret?

427
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:02,120
Speaker 1: Did you abel show on demand? First date? Follow up?

428
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 1: Have you, guys ever met anybody named Easton before? No?

429
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: I think like a child. Really, I've never met at

430
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 1: Easton before. I have not. I've stayed at a Weston,

431
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 1: but I've never met at Weston, had a best friend

432
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 1: growing up named Norston, none of that. I asked the

433
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 1: question because Easton's on the phone for a first date

434
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 1: follow up and I have nothing more creative to say

435
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,439
Speaker 1: to start the first date follow up, And so I

436
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,199
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I've never met at Easton before, and

437
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm excited to meet in Easton even though he's emailed us,

438
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,879
Speaker 1: because he's not getting a call back from someone that

439
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: he obviously went out on some dates with. So that's

440
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: not exciting for Easton, I don't think. But yeah, exciting

441
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 1: for me because I get to meet Easton. So pumped.

442
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 1: What's up Easton? Hey, what's up? Guys? How's it going?

443
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,439
Speaker 1: You sound exactly like I've thought you would. Do you

444
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 1: really live up to your name? I do my best. Yeah,

445
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 1: you're you're the best Easton. I know you're the only one.

446
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: So you're not getting a call back from what's her name?

447
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 1: First of all? Um? Her name's Carrie. Um. We've been

448
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: on three dates. Uh. I thought it was going pretty good.

449
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 1: I mean, she's she's really cool. She's like the coolest

450
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: girl I've met a while. She's smart and uh like

451
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,360
Speaker 1: actually funny and yeah, I mean I was like just

452
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 1: kind of for me starting to feel a little serious.

453
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 1: And she's not calling me back. Okay, okay. How long

454
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 1: has it been since then? About a week? Okay? And

455
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: since your date there's been absolutely nothing from her. No.

456
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't like tried to blow up her phone,

457
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: but I've sent, you know, a few texts. I called

458
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 1: once and uh nothing, Okay, Okay, Yeah you should probably call,

459
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: I would say, if someone's blowing you off at least

460
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 1: ten fifteen times an hour. Yeah, Um, so she hasn't

461
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: been talking to you at all. What was the last date? Like,

462
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: why do you think that she's just ghosting? You know? Uh,

463
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like the last state wise, I thought

464
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 1: things were getting kind of serious. We actually went to

465
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: her place and we were hanging out and you know,

466
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: stuff is like getting cozy, and the only thing that

467
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 1: I can think of is that it's, um, this is stupid,

468
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: Like it's the first time like I've used the bathroom,

469
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 1: I guess in her house. Did you just blow it up?

470
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, no, I'm a very clean, respectful guy,

471
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 1: is raining from the ceilings. But no, that was like

472
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: it when I kind of came back from that, the

473
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: vibe got a little colder, but it recovered. And you know,

474
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 1: we didn't hook up or anything that night, but you know,

475
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: like a kiss good night, I left and radio silence. Well,

476
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: I mean, unless you just totally erupted in there, I

477
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: doubt that's the reason. Yeah, I don't think I did.

478
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: I'm fairly certain that I did not. That's the only

479
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: thing that sticks out in your head, the only thing

480
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: that could have gone wrong. That's like the only thing

481
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: that was different from the other time times that we

482
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: hung out. How long has it been since you first

483
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: started talking? Um? So, I guess it's been a little

484
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: over a month. Um. And you know, I thought we

485
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 1: had a connection going on. I was really feeling that

486
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: vibe from her, and you know, frankly, I do want

487
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 1: to hear back from her. I just thought it was

488
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 1: pretty good chemistry and she seemed into it like I

489
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: was feeling it basically the whole time, except for that

490
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: one little, uh, little blip. Yeah, that hiccup, which it's fine, Yeah,

491
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 1: everyone does about that. My son Jacks, who's eight, he goes, Mom,

492
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: do he like last week? He's like, Mom, do girls poop? No? Yeah,

493
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't. I literally did not think that

494
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: women poop. Are you shy about that kind of stuff? Easton? Um,

495
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 1: I'm not shy, like I said, I'm I'm I like

496
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: to think of myself as very respectful. Okay, when it

497
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: comes to that, well, I'm shy about that. So I

498
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: was gonna see because I would be. I would. I

499
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,439
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't do it for at someone's house. For the

500
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: first year a year and a half, he still doesn't.

501
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: Hardly He'll hold it for about a week. I'll slink

502
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: off somewhere else where nobody's at because I don't want

503
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: anybody to know that I'm doing it. He was like,

504
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Stylebucks again. You know that shameful

505
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: look that dogs have when they're doing it, when they

506
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: look at you. That's how I am all the time.

507
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: That's how I feel inside, and I do that, So

508
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: that's why I try to keep it a secret. So

509
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 1: maybe that was it. I don't know, Probably not, though

510
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like a weird reason. Right in

511
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 1: the middle of your first date follow up, if you're

512
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: just joining us Easton is on the phone. I have

513
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: to say it like that because he's only Easton, I've

514
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: ever met in my life, Easton, such an honor. Aine.

515
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you to um. But Easton isn't

516
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: getting a call back from a girl named Carrie. They

517
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: went out on a few dates together, he said. They've

518
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 1: been dating for like a month, went out in three dates.

519
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: The last time they hung out he was at her house.

520
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: He said, everything seemed fine. The only blew up at

521
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: her house. Yes, he destroyed her bathroom. Destroyed it, he said,

522
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: like a volcano. It wasn't that bad, all right, we're

523
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: adding that in there. But he said, the only reason

524
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: he can think of that she's not calling him back

525
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: now is because he was the first time he ever

526
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: used the bathroom around her, and not even around her,

527
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: just in the place. Yeah, I mean if you did

528
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: it around her, then yeah, that would probably be a

529
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: good reason. Like I was on the couch and he

530
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: just started doing that. But you went to the actual bathroom,

531
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: closed the door and did your business, yes, like like

532
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: a gentleman. Okay, cool, all right. So that's the only

533
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: thing that he can think of. Other than that, he

534
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: has no idea. It's been about a week now and

535
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: she hasn't talked to him at all since he left.

536
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call her and see if we can

537
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: figure it out. Here we go, Hello, I might I

538
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: speak to carry? Please? This is her? Who's this? This

539
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show? Who the drible show is? Hi? Guys? Hi?

540
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: Do you so you do know the Gerbal Show? Oh?

541
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: My god, I listened to you guys all the time. Oh,

542
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 1: thank you? Yeah. Well, and you should probably know why

543
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: one of the reasons we're calling you for. Yeah, you

544
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: should know. There's only a few reasons that we would

545
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 1: be calling you. And Gerbal is not pranking you. You're

546
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: not a Gerbal phone prank right now? God? And you're

547
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: not in a relationship, are you? Um? No, I'm just

548
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: kind of dating. Oh right now? Okay, interesting you bring

549
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: dating up? What does that leave the first date follow up? Yes? Yes,

550
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: good job? And yeah, Easton email us about you. Oh yeah,

551
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: and Eastan's probably on the phone. Yes, he actually he is,

552
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: but let's pretend like he isn't for just a moment. Please,

553
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: I won't bring him up on the phone just yet. Yeah,

554
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: we'll play hold. Yes, so tell us so that Easton

555
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: can hear and not cut you off, because I'm sure

556
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: he's like that. Tell us why you won't call Easton back.

557
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: He said that you guys have been out on three

558
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 1: dates and he really likes you, but you just disappeared

559
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: after the last time you guys hung out. Um, well,

560
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: he's kind of nosy. Yeah, oh, like controlling or something

561
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: like you think he would be controlling and relationship. I don't.

562
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: It's I don't know, I kind of feel like he's

563
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: a little nosy, not necessarily controlling. But the other day

564
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: I walked in on him and he was looking through

565
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: my old yearbooks on the show looking through your yearbooks. Yeah,

566
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: and like I've I've had people like go through like

567
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: my journals and stuff before and it just feels I

568
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: don't know, really kind of like violating. And he was

569
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: just I don't know, like nosing around. I wouldn't think

570
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: that a yearbook is like that nosy. I mean maybe

571
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: like the like one of the first dates, for sure,

572
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: I could see that. Yeah, well, like not a relationship

573
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be something, but a journal. Yeah, there are

574
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: things that it's violating, and like that soon I feel like,

575
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are pretty you guys are almost

576
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: strangers at that point, so to be just like opening

577
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: your stuff that is kind of weird. Yeah, because you

578
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: guys have only been out on three dates, right, Yeah, yeah,

579
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: So I was just I was just super surprised, Like

580
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: I just walked into the room and he was looking

581
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: through my things, and it kind of like took me

582
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: by surprise. I don't think it's that invasive. Is it

583
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: to go through someone you think it's innocent? I mean, yeah,

584
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: it's just it's just a yearbook. Yeah, But I mean

585
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: for some people it's more than that. Like people write messages.

586
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: But isn't it just messages like oh you look great,

587
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: have a good year and stuff. It's not exactly like,

588
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, this was my first psychiatrist appointment. Like

589
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't want you reading about someone saying

590
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: stay cool. Yeah. I I just think it would be

591
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: nice if he asked first. I think that's what she might.

592
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: You know think that too. I don't know, just to

593
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: ask first, right, I feel like going through your stuff

594
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: after you've only dated for a short amount of time,

595
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: no matter what, it's kind of an invasion of privacy.

596
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: For me. It would be did he did he tell

597
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: you that he was going to your room? No? I

598
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: mean we were we were hanging out in my room already,

599
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: and then I had gone to the bathroom and when

600
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: I came back out, he was already looking at my yearbook. Okay, okay, yeah,

601
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: not that big of a deal to me. Yeah, well

602
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: good for you. So yeah, um Easton, he's actually hasn't

603
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: been on hold though, he's just been listening. Yeah, yes, hello,

604
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: it's not the fact that you blew up her bathroom.

605
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: Doesn't that make you happy? Yeah, that's I mean, that's

606
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: a positive. Wait, what do you mean blow up my bathroom? Well,

607
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: Easton thought the reason you weren't calling him back was

608
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: because he destroyed your bathroom when you I don't know

609
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: if you like he pooped. Yeah, well Easton, yes, you

610
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: definitely did her bathroom. Well, I mean that's fine, it's

611
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: totally normal. Everyone poops. Um, but I wasn't really thrown

612
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: off because of you using the bathroom, and I was

613
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: just mostly thrown off because you were looking through my things.

614
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: That's that's a bummer. I'm sorry, and I'll definitely get

615
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: you like one of those little you know, before you

616
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: go spray things and like, well yeah, I hate that smell.

617
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: That smells so nasty though, because the poop smell doesn't

618
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: go all the way away, so like you can smell

619
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: like a nasty poop smell along with like, and it's

620
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: like a musty like warm, nasty icky smell. I can't

621
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: take it. They're trying to do like flowery smells with

622
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: poop and it doesn't. It doesn't work. Well, it doesn't work.

623
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: It just becomes flower. Yeah, I'll bring like a candle

624
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: or something. I don't I don't know, but I think

625
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: it's less about that Easton, and it's more about the

626
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: going through her things. I'm sorry. I uh, I just

627
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: wasn't thinking. I didn't think that would be an vision

628
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: of privacy. But you know, hear you're from you. I

629
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Speaker 1: can see how it was. Um, if it makes it better,

630
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Speaker 1: I can bring over my yearbook. Um, but you know

631
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: you did you know you did look very cute, you

632
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: know your high school yearbook? If I hope that's not weird,

633
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: but I mean, I mean it's okay if you took

634
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Speaker 1: a picture of it. Did you take a picture of it? No,

635
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Speaker 1: I did not take a picture. Yeah, well we don't

636
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Speaker 1: know if he took a picture of you in your

637
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: yearbook or not. I guess you could find that out

638
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: if you'd go out with him again, Kerry, would you

639
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: like to go out on another date with Easton? We'll

640
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: pay for it, I think so. Yeah, you have to

641
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: think about it. Yeah, I mean, now that I think

642
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: of it was probably overreacting just a little bit Easton.

643
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: So if you're willing to hang out again, um and

644
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: not look through my show? All right? East does that

645
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: sound good? Excited for you? Guys? Yeah, it's a deal.

646
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: It's a deal that sounds good. Bring some tumbs okay, okay,

647
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: got it? So, um, so just to work clear, it's

648
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: it's it's okay for me to take it, but not

649
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: go through The Jewel Show on demand. And welcome to

650
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Speaker 1: the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots

651
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For Wednesday, March seventeenth, twenty one,

652
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm Jewil Fresh. And they have bathrooms on a plane

653
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: for a reason. Yeah yeah, yeah, you should use them

654
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: because a guy in Colorado is facing up to twenty

655
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: years in prison after he refused to wear a mask

656
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: on an Alaska Airlines flight. That's been going on quite

657
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: a bit. But then he made a point and he

658
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Speaker 1: went and peede in the cabin. What gros so he

659
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: was facing up to twenty years in prison. Oh my god,

660
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: all for that? What a nut job. I know we're

661
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: in the cabin. I didn't get much more details on

662
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: the story. I just figured that was enough. Somewhere and there,

663
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: he just took it out and just started peeing because

664
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Speaker 1: he was angry because they wanted him to put a

665
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: mask on. Wow. I could never imagine peeing in a cabin,

666
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: no matter what, no matter what. Be more funny if

667
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: it was a woman. I didn't squat. Yeah, you know

668
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: girls can pee like, that's true standing up, But then

669
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: it goes down your leg, doesn't it? No? I mean

670
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: once you like, practice enough. I haven't practiced enough because

671
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: if I tried it now probably would go my like,

672
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 1: But they can they can't seen it. Well, you could

673
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: dream out happen at a party once. This woman beating

674
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: dudes in a ping competition. One time a party I

675
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: was at. What do you mean to peing competition? They

676
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 1: don't have those in England. No. A bunch of guys

677
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: drunk line up and then you see who compete the

678
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: furthest or the longest. But there was this one girl

679
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,479
Speaker 1: at a party I was at when I was younger.

680
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: She challenged a bunch of dudes to see who could

681
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: pete the furthest and she won. So women can do it. Wait,

682
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: she did the furthest first. She just like pull it

683
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: up a little bit and it just shoots. There. You go,

684
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Speaker 1: six one. If you're a woman and you're like to

685
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: have a pining competition with English seven, we can do

686
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: that on the show. This is then the Idiot News Network,

687
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. And for our

688
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it on over

689
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh. It was on location and Angeles, California.

690
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: Got your reaction, Evan, Okay, do you want to have

691
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: a pin competition? Alex should do it? I know she could.

692
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. I didn't get it. It's well,

693
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: you'll learn because you're gonna have to have a pain

694
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: competition against the woman at some point. Oh my god. Okay. Anyways, Okay, So,

695
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: in case you guys missed it, last week, there was

696
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: these three girls in the back of an uber having

697
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: a pain competition. Definitely not but they were. One of

698
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: the girls were like freaking out on the driver. Did

699
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: you guys see this where I did? Actually? Okay, yeah,

700
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: and she coughed on the Uber driver and they were

701
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: like literally yelling at each other. So weird. I couldn't

702
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: imagine doing that to anybody, let alone a stranger and

703
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: you were in their car. So then recently she was

704
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: recording herself going one hundred and twenty two miles an

705
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: hour on the freeways and a McLaren that she probably rented, yea,

706
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: and she posted it, and so it looks like she's

707
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: not safe in the back or the front. Why is

708
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: she going to one hundred twenty miles? Why does she

709
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: wanted to take us? And she wanted to get some

710
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: lights on her social Oh my god. So it's all

711
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: full attention. She arrested for that, that she's driving that fast,

712
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: because that's really that's a big offense if you go

713
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: over a hundred. Yeah, it doesn't say that she got

714
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: arrested for going one twenty two. Oh well, maybe let's

715
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: add that on. Yeah. Well that's all I have, sending

716
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: it back to you. Thank you very much, Alex. This

717
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

718
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

719
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

720
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: it on over to English seven, who is currently training

721
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: in Alaska for the Big Pain competition. Guys coming up

722
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: against the woman English seven? How's it going? Not just

723
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: any woman in the Kiggles, Alex Alex, But no, I'm

724
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: actually in LA and watching Hollywood stars accept awards is

725
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: kind of like watching me go through life. It's very disappointing.

726
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: And the Grammys just took place in LA and it

727
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: seems like most of the acceptance speeches were recorded from

728
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: homes because of you know, the whole pandemic and stuff. Yeah,

729
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: but the videos of the acceptance speeches weren't the only

730
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: distraction this year. Oh, I want to thank Linda Ron's dad,

731
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: We're allowing us to make this movie. And Rob Freedman

732
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein, what did you hear that? Yeah, well he's

733
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,959
Speaker 1: not dead well, or even if he is a really

734
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: bad person to thank in your acceptance speech. Yeah, that's

735
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: kind of like going to thank God and then being like,

736
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to thank the devil. It's strange. Wait, so,

737
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein, he did help him. No, So what happened

738
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: was it was a mistake he credited, so the people

739
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: on the film that he was supposed to credit were

740
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: Rob Epstein and Joe and Jeffrey Freedman, but he mixed

741
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: the names. I was wondering if it was like a

742
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: on accident kind of thing or actually did it Yeah,

743
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: And the amount of backlash online was Betty's like, what

744
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: you know, because you know how people are when they

745
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: misspeak right, A lot of times you don't think you

746
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: said it wrong. Yeah, so people will be like and

747
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: you're like, no, I didn't. Yeah, so you know he

748
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: got done. Dude, you just thanked Jeffrey Epstein. Why would

749
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: I think? Why would I think Jeffrey Epstein? I even

750
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: know he's dead. He's dead. He's a horror person. Why

751
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: would I ever do that? And they're like, watch the

752
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: video back and he's like, oh, you're about to lose

753
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: your job, lady, appropriate time, and that means then N

754
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,479
Speaker 1: is done for the day. Don't worry yo of job.

755
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: You about to lose yo of job. You're about to

756
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: lose yo job retaining me for nothing. That was the

757
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: I n N the idiot news network where idiots aren't

758
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: just in the news. Then tomorrow the same time for

759
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: another hard hitting reports. This is I n N News News.

760
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: Your phone break is coming up at seven twenty s

761
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Speaker 1: ju will show? Did you bill show on demand? What's that? Johnny? Why?

762
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: How many times have I spoke to you about being

763
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: too dull? Dizzy yar is out there looking for an

764
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: anchor clanker that you can go out with to do

765
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: some Sorry, looking for another slang word from the forties

766
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: that I looked up cancer to find one, John because

767
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: this is nineteen forty and we don't have the Internet yet,

768
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: but I just jogled it. And anyway, you went out

769
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: with that Dame Hans. She was a real dead huffa.

770
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: You gotta stop hanging out with these dead huff as, Johnny,

771
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: find yourself a dreamboat. Who's a ducky shinton crack? That's

772
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: what you need, a duck a shin crack. Next time

773
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: he got and cut a rug, it's the Jewel Show.

774
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna explain what all those slang words were

775
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: because I looked them up. But the ducky shin cracker,

776
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: by the way, it is a really good dancer in

777
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: the nineteen forties. It doesn't sound like that Broad is

778
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: a real ducky shin crack. Eye. If you didn't know

779
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: what any of that, man, don't worry I didn't either,

780
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: because I had to look it up on the internets.

781
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: But why did I do that? Because we're about to

782
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: play America's next big game show. That's right, it's a

783
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: jewel show and welcome to English Evan takes on America,

784
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: The fun game where we read American slang terms to

785
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: an Englishman and make fun of him for not knowing

786
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: what they mean. And how to start the show. Let's

787
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: send it over to our host of English seven takes

788
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: on America, Alex Frash, Alex Okay, hi hi hi yea. Yeah,

789
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Speaker 1: well I didn't know that I was hosting, but I'll

790
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: read some of these from the show. You're you're the

791
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: host of the show, okay, and I'm the announcer because

792
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: that was the announcer, right, so right, I'll be the

793
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: ann be the host, I'm the contestant. You are the

794
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Speaker 1: dumb contestant. So we're gonna I'm gonna read them. Idioms.

795
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Speaker 1: Idioms are like, you know, some phrases we say here

796
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: in America, well anywhere, but American idioms, And I'm gonna

797
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: see if you know what it means. Okay, hit me

798
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: with them. Okay, So these are American idioms or slang terms. Yeah,

799
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: that you probably don't know. I've been here, will though,

800
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: so I should know. Yes, you've been here a while.

801
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: Andrew mom is from America. Yea, so I feel like

802
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: you should do better than I think. Okay, well, not

803
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: prove that right. Okay? What does it mean when someone

804
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: says that they're a bat out of hell? A bat

805
00:40:54,440 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 1: out of hell? So typically hell's warm. So I'm thinking

806
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: that if you were to fly out of hell, you

807
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: would also be warm. So I'm going to say you're hot. Okay,

808
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: a bat out of hell is hot, And let's find

809
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: out the answer to that. I don't think that's right.

810
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 1: Will find we'll find. I think, quick silence, that is wrong.

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00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: That is wrong. A bat out of hell means like

812
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: a crazy person, like they've just been crazy, like a

813
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: bat out of hell. I thought that was like cats

814
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 1: out of the note no cats out of the bag.

815
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: When someone says that they let the cat out of

816
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: the bag, that's when you because the cat's coming out

817
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: of bag. Right Therefore, hang on one second. English seven

818
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: has just been asked what the term cat out of

819
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: the bag means. He's English, so he doesn't know much

820
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: about American language. Will he be able to tell us

821
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: what the answer is. He so, cat to the cat

822
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: out of the bag? I have a cat? You do have?

823
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: You got it out of the bag. She was in

824
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: the bag actually when I picked her up. What does

825
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: that mean? Well, when I took her out, she was angry.

826
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: So maybe taking the cat out of the bag means

827
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: you're angry? Is some term? Does the term cat out

828
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: of the bag mean angry? Alex boo, that's wrong. No,

829
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: it means that you like let out a secret. Oh,

830
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: like the cats out his bag? Like um, like it

831
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: was like a surprise or secret that got the cats

832
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Speaker 1: out of the bag. These are American idioms cats on

833
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: him bags typically, I don't know where some of these

834
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: came from. And I a lot of times, you know,

835
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: someone will use a slang term or a term an

836
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: idiom like cat out of the bag, and you'll think

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Speaker 1: about it and you're like, why is that a what's

838
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Speaker 1: the secret? Was there a guy walking around with a

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Speaker 1: cat in a bag who was trying to keep it

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Speaker 1: a secret from someone And then he's like talking to

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Speaker 1: him like, I don't have a cat in a bag.

842
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: Nobody puts a cat in a bag and then it

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Speaker 1: out and you're like, damn it, the cats out of

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Speaker 1: the bag now, you know what, I love it. And

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Speaker 1: then with scenarios like that though, that's when they have

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Speaker 1: to then cobles correct. So yeah, never mind, just carry on.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is going to be the last one.

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Speaker 1: This is the last question that Alex is about to

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Speaker 1: ask English Heaven in the game English Heaven versus America,

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Speaker 1: where we represent where we present him with some American

851
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Speaker 1: idioms and he has to guess what they are based

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Speaker 1: on the fact that he's English and has no idea

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Speaker 1: what American words mean. So far, if you're paying attention

854
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Speaker 1: to someone has not gotten a single one correct. Let's

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00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: give it back to Alex fresh. Now we'll ask another question.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's the last one. Okay, what does it

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Speaker 1: mean when someone says you screwed the pooch? Well, if

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00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: you're paying attention at home, this is going to be

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00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: a very interesting answer. Look, the only thing I can

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Speaker 1: think of here is the literal definition. Okay, but we're

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Speaker 1: not talking about literal definitions. I think is it someone

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Speaker 1: who's into bestiality? It has to be right. No, No,

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Speaker 1: that is the meaning of screwed the pooch means that

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00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: you like, ruined something, you messed up. It's like if

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Speaker 1: you're if you're at work right, you do something wrong

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Speaker 1: at work. And he's like, I really screwed the pooch

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Speaker 1: on that one. But again, where did that come from?

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Speaker 1: Someone must have screwed the pooch. Yeah, maybe they were supped.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, maybe they're supposed to groom the

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Speaker 1: pooch and then they got it wrong and they did

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Speaker 1: that instead, and they're like I was supposed to groom,

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Speaker 1: Like oh man,