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Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in

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Speaker 2: a Pod with myself and actually one of our producers,

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Speaker 2: Matt Hey. Hey, Matt he also subsequently is also one

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Speaker 2: of my best friends. And if you for anybody that's

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Speaker 2: upset that we haven't been recapping Ladies of London, he

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Speaker 2: is doing it right now on his podcast and it

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Speaker 2: is hilarious. I've gone deep down the rabbit hole. So

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Speaker 2: make sure that you that you fellow.

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Speaker 1: That yes, it's called reality check, please of self promote,

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Speaker 1: Like I.

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Speaker 3: Was looking at you, what's the name? I listened to

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Speaker 3: it so much that I forgot.

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Speaker 1: To god Ladies of London.

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Speaker 3: But I do love having him on as a guest.

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Speaker 1: No, he's so amazing Mark Francis.

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Speaker 2: Mark Francis, and he loved us, loved you, guys, loved us. Oh.

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Speaker 2: Also guests who slid into my DMS again. Oh Captain Jason. Oh,

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Speaker 2: but they're all just him being nice about cancer.

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Speaker 1: But are you saying that should Captain Jason want to

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Speaker 1: have sexy time, that you would have sexy time?

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Speaker 2: No, because I'm still annoyed about the thing that happened

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Speaker 2: with Sheena, see I hold a grudge.

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Speaker 1: Wait what did Sheena do to you?

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Speaker 2: Remember when Sheena said, asked him, as anybody slid into

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Speaker 2: your DMS recently? And he said, yes, Teddy Mellencamp. But

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Speaker 2: really the only reason I slid into his DMS was

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Speaker 2: to ask if he could make a video for my

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Speaker 2: trainer Mark.

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Speaker 1: And was she a shady yes?

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Speaker 3: And then she was shady about it.

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Speaker 2: She's like, oh yeah, now that she's getting a divorce

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Speaker 2: whatever what I.

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Speaker 3: Can't remember the exact details.

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Speaker 2: But then he's then I said, I texted him and

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Speaker 2: I wrote f mL and he said you want me dead?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't translate in Australian.

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Speaker 2: So I'll never I'll never use any shortened phrases when

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Speaker 2: I text him back. But I've given it three days, granted.

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Speaker 2: The guy I like, right now, I can't get thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: I have to like hide my phone from myself. Why

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Speaker 2: because he responds one, Okay, I have a question.

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Speaker 3: So the guy I'm dating, he has his red receipts.

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Speaker 1: On oh, on Instagram and text messages.

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Speaker 2: Not on Instagram. I don't know how to work Instagram anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's your job they're off on yours. So Captain Jason,

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Speaker 1: unless he listens to this podcast, what's apped me? Captain Jason,

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Speaker 1: what's apped you? Yes as well?

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Speaker 3: No, no, he only what's apped?

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting, I don't know about that. I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: not touching your WhatsApps.

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Speaker 2: Well, don't go in there, because I don't know why

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Speaker 2: everybody from him and still WhatsApp.

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Speaker 3: Probably because they're.

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Speaker 1: Married, well maybe, or they're all foreign. I mean, so international.

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Speaker 1: Is the guy you're seeing foreign?

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Speaker 3: No, but he's not. What's happening me? He is? He

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Speaker 3: has green texts.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's a Samsung, he's an Android? Or even worse,

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Speaker 1: is he a Google Pixel?

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Speaker 3: He opens up his thing so it can.

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Speaker 1: It's a Samsung. Yeah, it's the full Galaxy fold or whatever.

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Speaker 3: That was almost reason to not continue dating.

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Speaker 1: I need, okay, we need to have a double date

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Speaker 1: because I need to I need to interrogate this man.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: So when I first started dating him, it was a

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Speaker 2: long time ago, back before the young guy, and then

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Speaker 2: I kind of, you know, went on with the young

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Speaker 2: guy and blah blah blah, and that happened for a

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Speaker 2: couple of months.

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Speaker 1: If you call him the old guy.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna call him the older guy. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to call him the more mature guy. Good because I

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Speaker 2: didn't think I was ready and I wasn't in that

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Speaker 2: place of mind where I was like ready for like

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Speaker 2: the real deal, and this guy's kind of the real deal.

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Speaker 2: So and don't if you're listening right now, don't get

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Speaker 2: yourself I'll booted up and complimented.

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Speaker 3: Why me saying this?

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Speaker 2: But anyways, so he had happened to just he'd always

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Speaker 2: it was, and I find when I was done with

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Speaker 2: the other situation, I was like, all right, yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you want to hang out, let's go. And then

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Speaker 2: we've had like probably four or five good dates since.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank god you said dates.

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Speaker 3: Would you think I was gonna say sex?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sexual encounters.

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Speaker 2: If I was having good sexual encounters four to five

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Speaker 2: six times in the last month, I'd be in much

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Speaker 2: better mood.

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Speaker 4: If you're listening, mature man, it's time to up the

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Speaker 4: sexy time.

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Speaker 2: Timed up the sexy time. But that leads me so

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Speaker 2: I know he's not married. I've been to his house.

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Speaker 2: I know he had like I know that I know

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Speaker 2: he's not, but I don't know anything about the guy

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Speaker 2: on hinge. So yesterday I got a message from a

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Speaker 2: guy on Hinge twenty five years old.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, what are you up to later? What do

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Speaker 3: you mean later tonight?

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Speaker 1: You're like, it's a school night, sir, because your mother

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Speaker 1: made hinge.

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Speaker 3: Sir. I am so sorry that this feels. And then

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Speaker 3: I was like, he's kind of hot. And then I

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Speaker 3: looked down at the age and I was like, twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, if you need, you know, to up your

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Speaker 1: serotonin levels, maybe the one night with the twenty five

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Speaker 1: year old would do it for you.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know that twenty five year olds are

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Speaker 2: the best at sex.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking back to when I was twenty one.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I've been good since I started at sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Did you know now the standard age for people having

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Speaker 2: sex is like nineteen or twenty because everybody lives in

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Speaker 2: such a digital world.

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Speaker 1: Now, Yes, it's gen z and Jen Alpha Jen Alfa

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Speaker 1: right WI your kids, which is good for you because

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Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about it.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to worry about I have to worry

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Speaker 2: about them having friends.

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Speaker 1: Did they even have those.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they have friends, they go on play dates.

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Speaker 1: But do they like run around the neighborhood Like, I

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Speaker 1: don't feel like kids do that anymore.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I freaked out because Edwin let Cruz

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Speaker 2: go to Starbucks by himself with one of his friends.

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Speaker 1: Did he walk there? Starbucks? Just so you know, is

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Speaker 1: like literally block from the house.

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Speaker 3: Right, but you have to take a busy street.

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Speaker 2: He let him walk from my walk from my house

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Speaker 3: But Cruise is eleven.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean Cruise has a girlfriend, right, but it

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Speaker 2: still doesn't mean he can walk to Starbucks on a

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Speaker 3: It's I'm giving main road energy like Sutton.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you Edwin was four and you were against it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and now that Edwin has allowed it once, now

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Speaker 2: I get the whole But Dad.

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Speaker 3: Let me do it. No, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: You're bad cop.

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Speaker 3: I'm bad cop.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it works out that way with straight

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Speaker 1: maybe divorcing people that live together in the same house

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Speaker 1: and communicate as if they're still married couples.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Anyhow well, speaking of kids and children, you are the

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Speaker 1: child of somebody that is named John Mellencamp. In case

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Speaker 1: anybody didn't know, I've never talked.

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Speaker 3: About I never mentioned it before.

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Speaker 1: And last Thursday was the iHeartRadio Music Awards.

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio Music Awards, Yeah, and he was winning the icon Award.

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Speaker 1: The icon which you have an aversion to the word iconic.

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Speaker 2: I hate the word iconic, Yes, and I hate when

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Speaker 2: people call housewives iconic, specially hate when a housewife calls

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Speaker 2: themself iconic.

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Speaker 1: Has your dad ever called himself iconic?

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Speaker 3: No? That could you imagine him?

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Speaker 2: I don't even think those words could form out of

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Speaker 2: his mouth, like iconic.

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Speaker 1: I do want to say his social media lately has

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Speaker 1: been iconic. He's like really leaning it because SIGs are back.

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Speaker 2: Well, because guys, now that we're promoting him, we need

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Speaker 2: to promote this shit out of his upcoming tour, because

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Speaker 2: that's why he's been on the GRAM. He told me

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Speaker 2: he's done with the Gram now that he's he's trended

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Speaker 2: on the GRAM. After this tour, he's going to stop

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Speaker 2: the GRAM and I was like, no, you're in too

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Speaker 2: deep now, Well now people laugh.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he's going to retire after this tour?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, I don't think he's going to retire, but

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Speaker 2: this is the first time he's ever done a Greatest

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Speaker 2: Hits tour. So I said, Dad, did take me having

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Speaker 2: to die for you to finally listen to me that

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Speaker 2: I only want to hear your best songs.

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Speaker 3: When at your concerts.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a hit or do you have a

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Speaker 1: hit that you don't think or either your surprise was

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Speaker 1: a hit.

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Speaker 2: Well, the other night on the red carpet, I made

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Speaker 2: a mistake and I realized afterwards.

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Speaker 3: Somebody was like, what's your favorite song of your dad's?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, wild Night, And then I told

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Speaker 3: him about it. He goes, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Write that song that think.

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Speaker 4: My favorite the Jessica Simpson version of checking Diana.

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Speaker 1: No, your dad doesn't really like award shows. He didn't

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Speaker 1: really even do red carpets.

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Speaker 3: He didn't do He didn't do the Red carpet.

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Speaker 1: Did you ask him to do the red carpet with you?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: He asked if I was doing the red carpet, and

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Speaker 2: if so, do please talk about the upcoming tool.

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Speaker 1: So Teddy gave her dad the award. You presented him

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Speaker 1: with the award. How did it come to be? Like,

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Speaker 1: did he ask you to give it to you? Did? iHeart?

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Speaker 1: How did it work out?

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Speaker 2: So I would have gone and announced no matter who

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Speaker 2: asked me to do that, because I love presenting. But

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Speaker 2: he used the word present. He didn't say anything about speech.

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Speaker 2: Oh he said, will you present me for my icon?

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Speaker 2: Well he actually he said for my award. He might

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Speaker 2: have said my fucking.

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Speaker 1: Award, he probably did.

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Speaker 3: But he said my award.

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Speaker 2: And then it wasn't until my call with iHeart when

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Speaker 2: they're like, so have you prepared a speech? And I

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Speaker 2: was like, yeah, so that's how that all happened. But

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Speaker 2: then I got really sick that day and I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, I can't do this the day of the awards.

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Speaker 1: Did the day of the award you had a rehearsal previously?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, That's when I got sick. I saw how good

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Speaker 3: Ludacris was.

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Speaker 1: Ludacris.

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Speaker 3: Ludacris gave a speech, he was presenting.

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Speaker 1: What was his presenting? And the award goes to.

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Speaker 3: No, he was hosting. Oh yeah, he was hosting. So

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Speaker 3: he was there. He told me good job, but I

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Speaker 3: I don't have anyone else to call.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you don't cry when you talk

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Speaker 4: Didn't know I was supposed to wear a four piece.

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Speaker 1: Suit to visit your fucking daughter in the hospital.

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Speaker 3: So don't you wear anything close to a four piece suit?

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Speaker 3: If you could see the shoes.

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Speaker 2: And socks rolled up situation he's got going on right now,

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Speaker 2: It's granted I'm in.

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Speaker 1: My pajamas, but your dad bust your balls.

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Speaker 3: But my dad busts my balls. When I call him,

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Speaker 2: I can't do it. And he's like, Teddy, you gotta

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Speaker 1: So you were honestly thinking about backing out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even Ludacris telling me I did a good job

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Speaker 2: If I need to fly my sister out here. I

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Speaker 3: Dad, I just can't do it. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate the opportunity, but I just don't feel well.

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Speaker 1: He gave the smoke machine pep talk no I.

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Speaker 3: And he was like, I'm like, get pretty.

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Speaker 1: Rape what John mellencam song? When they played, I was like.

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Speaker 2: When you think Jack and Diane, do you think smoke

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Speaker 2: coming up through him?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Why he's he's not even there with this full band,

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Speaker 1: This is amazing smoke.

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Speaker 3: He's like, we can't have this. Apparently only smoke from his.

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Speaker 1: Six but they did not using it. Because I watched.

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Speaker 3: They did not use it.

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Speaker 2: Everybody everybody felt as awkward as he did. Everybody felt

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Speaker 1: Do you think the producers are panicked? Sorry, we gotta

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Speaker 3: Well they had. I mean when I got back there,

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Speaker 3: I did it twenty times.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's good, well they they I didn't make that

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Speaker 2: I'd have to look at my publicist and I'd go,

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Speaker 1: What's my dad's name?

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Speaker 4: Again?

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Speaker 1: Wait, so you talk about your speech real quick, but

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was live.

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Speaker 1: You went out there, you crushed it. You had everyone

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Speaker 3: I mean I can say this.

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Speaker 2: I got a little choked up when Nicki Glazer came

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Speaker 3: And then like.

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Speaker 2: Jenny McCarthy said it, like there was so many nice,

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Speaker 2: and you know, I m I knew I must have

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Speaker 1: Which also got the room in shambles. Yeah, and the country.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone was standing up, which also I was like great,

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Speaker 1: You're like a little baby deer.

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Speaker 3: I was like a baby deer. I was what did

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Speaker 3: what did Erica call me back in the day?

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Speaker 1: A little innocent fawn in the woods?

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Speaker 2: Innocent fawn in the woods. That's how I looked like

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Speaker 2: I was going down the steps.

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Speaker 1: Well, wait, so your dad gave me that award, But

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Speaker 3: Okay, so cut to.

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Speaker 2: He gives the award, he sits down on a seat

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Speaker 2: So at the end, when I'm leaving, my handler gives

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Speaker 2: like champagne and chocolate and all these things which wouldn't

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Speaker 3: They only go to icons.

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Speaker 2: So they go to give it to me, and I

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Speaker 2: they have to engrave it or do something, you know,

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Speaker 2: like you don't just walk out with your like, I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna walk. I walk down the street, limping from

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Speaker 2: I didn't think I was gonna be holding my award

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Speaker 1: You too, walking down Hollywood Boulevard.

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Speaker 3: And somebody goes, helly are you guys famous? You kind

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Speaker 3: So then my dad calls. The next day.

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Speaker 2: We're not even we still have to talk about some

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Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you. I love you so much.

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Speaker 2: Like that should show you that even when you're not

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Speaker 2: these hard things that like your mind is playing tricks

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Speaker 2: He's like, you can. You're getting strong. He goes, I

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Speaker 2: can hear a difference in your voice. You're getting stronger

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Speaker 2: every day, which then you know I start crying again,

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Speaker 2: but then the tears quickly dried up. When he goes,

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Speaker 2: And he's like, you didn't.

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Speaker 2: He's probably calling John Sykes, who's like the president of iHeart,

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Speaker 3: I was like, it's probably with Taylor Swift. She won

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Speaker 1: Did you meet her? No?

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Speaker 2: But I was close to her and I was close

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Speaker 2: to Travis Kelsey, and I see the appeal now?

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Speaker 1: Did you see chemistry between the two of them?

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Speaker 3: I did?

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Speaker 2: And in her speech she said something along the lines

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Speaker 2: I don't want to fully say so I'll say it wrong,

451
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 2: but she's like, I'm so happy to feel at peace

452
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 2: and joy and you know, present, and because it's because

453
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 2: of my partner.

454
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 3: And she looked at him and like blue a kiss

455
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 3: or something sweet. And I was like, that's what I

456
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,199
Speaker 3: want one day to say. And I don't know that

457
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Speaker 3: it's going to happen with the twenty five year old from.

458
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Speaker 1: Him, Oh, no, but mister mature, mister mature could be Oh.

459
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 3: But we didn't even finish the mister mature story.

460
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Speaker 1: Well we'll get back there, but real quick, because I

461
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: want to know Taylor Swift though. Say she was going

462
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: to sample one of your dad's songs. Which song would

463
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 1: you think she should sample?

464
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 3: Oh?

465
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 2: I think she should go way back, way back in time,

466
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 2: and she should sample one of the sad songs, because

467
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 2: I think everyone would then be like, this is a

468
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,879
Speaker 2: love song and this is or even she could go

469
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 2: for cherry Bomb.

470
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that if she got pink houses. Yeah,

471
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: look at the success Jessica had with his sample, Like.

472
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 3: What song did she copy?

473
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 1: Jack and Diane? I think I'm in love?

474
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 2: Know who else did a country singer? He has a

475
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Speaker 2: song called Jack and Diane.

476
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 1: Did he rip your dad off?

477
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 3: No?

478
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 1: Okay, but the song' sure your dad gets paid?

479
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I don't know if my dad gets paid.

480
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 2: But the only reason, yeah, I know these things is

481
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Speaker 2: because I hear them on the radiaro and my kids

482
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Speaker 2: tell me yeah, because they do all the googling and whatnot.

483
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, your dad, While we're on that subject, real quick.

484
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Speaker 1: He was nominated thirteen times for Grammys. Okay, he's only

485
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: won one, though. Do you know what he won? His

486
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Speaker 1: one Grammy award for.

487
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Speaker 3: Give me a choice of three. Okay, that means you

488
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Speaker 3: have to think of three songs.

489
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Speaker 1: Yes, so Jack and Diane hurts so good, Little Pink Houses.

490
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 2: It's definitely not little Pink Houses. Because you stuttered, so

491
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: I would say Jack and Diana.

492
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 1: No, it was hurt so Good. In nineteen eighty three,

493
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Speaker 1: he won Rock Vocal Performance.

494
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 2: Well, that means he won after my birth I gave

495
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 2: him so much excitement and happiness that he wrote hurts

496
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 2: so good, married to my mother.

497
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Speaker 1: Birthing me. Somebody should sample that song. That's a great song.

498
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's the best. It's the best to say.

499
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Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus could sample that, she would do? Could?

500
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Speaker 3: She would? Also?

501
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus and her mom one they look the same age,

502
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 2: like her mom looks so good and Miley Cyrus is

503
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 2: really beautiful, Like I could have a crush on her.

504
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: Oh, well, you heard it here first, Teddy is in

505
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: love with Miley Cyrus. Listen Google alerts.

506
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, I'm hey, Miley, Well.

507
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Speaker 1: So you said there were some bluepers in the red carpet.

508
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,719
Speaker 1: What were they like what happened?

509
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,959
Speaker 2: Okay, So one, the red Carpet's really long, and so

510
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 2: they had me start at three on the Red carpet.

511
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 2: But then I called Tamor and she's like, no, I'm

512
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 2: not starting for another hour. So my rage was induced

513
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: because I was like, why am I starting at three?

514
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: Granted later the rage went away because I realized Tamar

515
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 2: had to wait in a line to get on the.

516
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 3: Red carpet VIP side. Because I was one.

517
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Speaker 2: Of the first people, I got to just blow through it, okay,

518
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 2: but instead of waiting in line and then you know whatever.

519
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I did the I did the Red carpet,

520
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 2: which is always touch and go because I'm not one

521
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: hundred percent sure if what I'm saying is accurate, like

522
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 2: Wild Nights being my favorite John Mellencamp song, but also

523
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 2: like my feet kept hurting, and I don't know really

524
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Speaker 2: the rules of Red carpet photos, So like, are they

525
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Speaker 2: allowed to take.

526
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Speaker 3: A picture of me fixing my toe and my shoe?

527
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Speaker 1: I think you're just always on no matter what. Yeah,

528
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 1: so I think they know better than to use that.

529
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Speaker 1: Although were your toes.

530
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: Or they were not exposed, I mean they were you

531
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 2: could see the end of my toes. But what was

532
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 2: happening is there was a little bit of like plastic

533
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 2: and it was pushing into my pinky toe and I

534
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 2: really just wanted to adjust it, but I couldn't because

535
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 2: I was too scared. One I was like my roles

536
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: when I been down to fix this? Or what if

537
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: I have armpit sweat? I mean, there's a lot of things.

538
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: Well, I was just worried about your Wiki feet score.

539
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: I didn't want it to go down a high like

540
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Speaker 1: a four.

541
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Speaker 3: Or five, four or five.

542
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Speaker 1: It went down to point five.

543
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 3: It went down. It was a four to eight.

544
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: You need to get more pedicurity.

545
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 3: Listen.

546
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Speaker 2: I think it went down because people don't like me

547
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Speaker 2: as much bald.

548
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Speaker 1: I don't think they're looking at your head when they're

549
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: on Wiki feet.

550
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Speaker 3: Well, how am I?

551
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 2: How am I supposed to go to my next job

552
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 2: on OnlyFans when my score is getting works on?

553
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Speaker 3: Who wants a four point five on for anything?

554
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 1: Well, I mean out of five, that's not bad.

555
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 3: It's people want to five. I want to five.

556
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Speaker 2: So if you're listening, just go please in the podcast,

557
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 2: there's a little thing with stars in it. Just click

558
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: the five number. Don't worry about it, don't overthink it.

559
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: Just press that button and then maybe you can up

560
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Speaker 2: our score because we definitely don't score.

561
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Speaker 3: We definitely don't.

562
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 2: We definitely don't even have a four point five because

563
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: we've pissed too many people off.

564
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, any other like stories or vignettes from

565
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: the night that you want to share with the world.

566
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 2: Well you bit and see the girls sitting next to me,

567
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Speaker 2: my friend Maricella.

568
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 3: I of course don't tell her what we're doing.

569
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: I'm just like, can you come over and kind of

570
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 2: dress up because we're gonna go to a thing for

571
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 2: my dad, But I don't mention that it's.

572
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 3: An award show. So she, you know, she comes over.

573
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: Thankfully, she looks cute, she's dressy enough, you know, like whatever.

574
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 2: But we go to sit down and her eyeballs almost

575
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 2: fell out of her head, and I'm like I could

576
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 2: see her like like bracing for excitement about who we

577
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: were sitting next to. And I was like, I don't

578
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 2: remember that name being on the chart, Like I don't

579
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: know who she's sitting next to.

580
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: So we have to wait because now he they're chatting.

581
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 2: They're small talking Barcella and this guy nobody.

582
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: Who is the guy Neo? Was he wearing a hat? Okay,

583
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: just checking, just making sure he's no branded properly.

584
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 3: But she's like, I mean, she was really excited about Neo.

585
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 3: She was really excited about a lot of the country stars.

586
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: Where the hell is my husband?

587
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: Right?

588
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: She is maybe my favorite person ever. I want to

589
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 2: dance like her, I want to sing like her. I

590
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 2: want to be looking for my husband sounding like that. Well,

591
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 2: we already heard on Mask Singer.

592
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 3: That's not the case.

593
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 2: PS.

594
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 3: Did you see on Mask Singer?

595
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 1: What is yes? I did? I meant to text you

596
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: that is yes? And you for people who maybe didn't

597
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: want don't remember. Teddy sang fight Song as her.

598
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: First song when I was on this season of Singer

599
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 2: and you and Rachel kind of have a little bit

600
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: of a relationship. She sent me a message, you know,

601
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 2: like I loved hearing the song blah blah.

602
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: But she didn't tell me like she loved.

603
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 2: I thought she was just saying that because she texted

604
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 2: me or messaged me after I got kicked off.

605
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 3: I thought it was like a pity.

606
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

607
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: No, I think she really enjoys you.

608
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 3: Well that's one.

609
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: See what you are back to Teddy Joe.

610
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: So yeah, Rachel Patton, she she sang. Then they had

611
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 2: her sing fight song. Am I please don't play these

612
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: back to back.

613
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: You're like the opposite of Kelly Clarkson. You take people's

614
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: covers and.

615
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: Whatever you do, please please no.

616
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 2: But it was definitely like a celeb fest. It was

617
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: a bunch of people walking around like they had their.

618
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 3: Toes cut off, like cause I don't know why we

619
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 3: don't learn.

620
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: None of us learn that it's going to be painful

621
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 2: after walking around a big like the Dolby Center, well.

622
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: Because you know there's gonna be cameras and you're all nurcissist.

623
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: Did Marcella watch the show back?

624
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 3: She saw herself on there.

625
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: They had the camera up on her face.

626
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: Well, they had the camera on camera Erica and Marcella,

627
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: but Marcella had like these bright, bright red lipstick and

628
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 2: like you saw her, she looked like a proud mama.

629
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: She did. She was like, I mean they were on

630
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: her when you were giving your speech. I was like, oh,

631
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: damn they got she was prepared for that. She looked good.

632
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she looked damn good. I was like, I'm

633
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: happy to say that's my friend. But then I don't

634
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 2: know if they showed Neo afterwards clapping along all excited

635
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 2: for me.

636
00:29:51,880 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't remember seeing you. So you are leaving this

637
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: week to go see your dad show in Vegas? Right? Yeah?

638
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go on stage? Because you have a

639
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: habit of no?

640
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 2: Because it's a corporate show.

641
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 3: It's a corporate show.

642
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: So I'm just going with two friends because I mean

643
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 2: to be perfectly honest, I never leave the house.

644
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I barely leave the.

645
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 2: House, like it takes a lot out of me. And

646
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 2: then it's like a couple of days where I'm just

647
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: you know. So it's got to be a big week

648
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: because I got to figure out how to leave the

649
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: house on Easter.

650
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 3: And for Vegas.

651
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: Why do you have to leave the house?

652
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: And because I have kids and they're gonna want to

653
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: like do those kids type things.

654
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: Can't you just like hide eggs around your pool?

655
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 3: No, that's not enough.

656
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 2: I already have Easter baskets. But then we need to

657
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 2: like go to some kind of Easter party?

658
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: Do you Easter party? Things have changed since we were children.

659
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,239
Speaker 1: Your dad has also invited you to a bunch of

660
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: other stuff that you have said no to. I think right,

661
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: like a Ringos did you wante you to a Ringo

662
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: star thing?

663
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 2: Oh, well, yesterday, I'm like minding my own business with

664
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: the day before. He came over and hung out, which

665
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: always he comes over and always asks me.

666
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 3: For things I don't have. Like he's like, can I

667
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 3: have a coke?

668
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't have coke, and I have, like,

669
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 2: I have a diet coke in here, I have some

670
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 2: sparkling ice like, but I don't have a coke, and

671
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 2: he's like, well, I want to coke. So I'm like

672
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: having an uber over a freaking coke. And then he

673
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: goes and why you're doing it? He doesn't even know

674
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: what Postmates is.

675
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 3: He's like, why you're at the grocery store? He thinks,

676
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 3: somewhere in the grocery, why you're at the grocery can

677
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 3: you also get some chips and guac?

678
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: Excuse me?

679
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: I Meanwhile, I'm just doing it off my fingertips to Postmates.

680
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: To Pekito Moss, it's so interesting that your dad's diet

681
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: is cigarettes, coke, and chips and guacamole.

682
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: But also like, for the record, he didn't drink the

683
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: whole coke. You gotta bet your ask that if I

684
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: special request something to be delivered to me, I'm sucking

685
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 2: that down, even if I get a tummy ache and

686
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 2: I'm finishing it.

687
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: What did you get him the twenty ounce bottle?

688
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 3: I got it? Yeah. Maybe it was warm, No, it

689
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 3: was It's a fancy bottle.

690
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometimes when you get coke delivery it's warm.

691
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 3: I felt it.

692
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: I felt it because I took it out of the

693
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: bag and it wasn't with the heated chips.

694
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: But so do you think maybe he is trying to

695
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: spend more time with you now after everything happened, do

696
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: you feel that way? Like is that is that something

697
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: you have felt that, like this has brought you closer

698
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: together and he wants to get as much time with

699
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: you as possible now?

700
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's you know, like he's making that very

701
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: he knows I'm scared to fly.

702
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 3: Alone and so.

703
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: And I didn't used to be. I used to fly

704
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: all over the place alone. The more alone I could be,

705
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 2: the better. Now it's if I could have somebody staple

706
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: to me twenty four to seven, I would like it,

707
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 2: velcrode to me.

708
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what if he flew you private?

709
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 3: I am flying private? There?

710
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh, you're flying private to Vegas.

711
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm flying with him, wow, and then flying

712
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 2: he's flying me je sweet Ex home. So for anybody

713
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: that's kind of private.

714
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not private private, it's not private private.

715
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: But either way, Yeah, he wanted to go a day

716
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: earlier because the day he said, the damn hotel he

717
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: staying out's too expensive here and he wants.

718
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 3: To get to Vegas.

719
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: Where is he staying here? I want to docs both

720
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: you and your father on this podcast before we ended it.

721
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but all in all, it was a good time.

722
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 2: It was fun to be part of the iHeart family.

723
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: John Sykes, who I mentioned before, did an intro to

724
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: me which was so nice, which was so nice, and

725
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: you know, I have known him since I was a

726
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: little kid, and you know, I have forgotten so many

727
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: moments from when I was a kid that like every

728
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: memory or every story that somebody tells means so much

729
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 2: to me.

730
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 3: So you know, it was a great night.

731
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: And then I got to hang with Tamra and Erica

732
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: and Eddie and you know, we all got to have

733
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 2: dinner and it just you know, it was it was fun.

734
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: It's good for you to get out, even though it

735
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: takes a lot out of you.

736
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: I was home by eight twenty seven.

737
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but you were out since like two

738
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: three o'clock.

739
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 3: So it was a long time to be out in about.

740
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean you're you're getting back to you.

741
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: I can feel it. You were so sassy today to

742
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: me in the morning. When I got here, I was like,

743
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is the Teddy joke.

744
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: So how this is how he deciphers if it's going

745
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: to be a good day or a bad day. If

746
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 2: he comes in and I'm still fully laying down dressed

747
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: in what I'm podcasting in, it's not going to be

748
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 2: the best day.

749
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: Okay. Wait, let's be honest. You literally live and breathe

750
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: match Allo sweatsuits. Whether you're it's a good day or

751
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: a bad day. There's no way to differentiate your outfits

752
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: on whether or not it's a good day or a

753
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: bad day, because you you might own every but my.

754
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 2: Head is down. My head is down when it's a

755
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 2: bad day.

756
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Like I'm flat ling.

757
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: Maybe you just don't have the Alo hat on that day.

758
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have that.

759
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 2: I don't have an al hat on today, but I

760
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 2: did notice I have like some leftover makeup because I

761
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 2: tried to put some on for you guys today, And

762
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 2: you know what, Just know it's annoying.

763
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 3: Every time Matt.

764
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 2: Comes over and I've been glamed because it's something else.

765
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: He goes, Oh, look at you looks so nice today.

766
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 3: Go for yourself. That's what I think.

767
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: First of all, I give compliments every single time I

768
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: walk in here, no matter what kind of day it's

769
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: going to be, even when it's a fucking sauna.

770
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 3: But I also I'm always cold, guys.

771
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: I keep it at seventy eight in here, and then

772
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 2: Matt complains that he's sweating. But no, who doesn't complain?

773
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: His husband never once complay. He comes over here too,

774
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 2: and he never says, teddy, it's so hot in here,

775
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 2: or oh, it's like a sana.

776
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: He understands control.

777
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you need to say about your father?

778
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 1: Anything else you want to tell us before we close

779
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: out today?

780
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 2: Now I can tell you who else I saw waiting

781
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 2: in line to get their photos taken, and that who

782
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 2: were very nice?

783
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 3: Yes, Heather Drew Brow very nice. Bo's very nice.

784
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: A boy band that I have no idea who they are,

785
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 2: but very nice.

786
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 3: And I saw Emily and her daughter nice.

787
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Emily's daughter was like dressed so cute. I

788
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 2: was like, I was gonna bring my kids, But then

789
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: my son told me that he'd rather go to the

790
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 2: Stern's birthday party.

791
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: Yeah tracks for an eleven year old boy.

792
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when my girlfriend's probably gonna be there.

793
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: Wow, you are such a boy mom.

794
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 2: He well, he won't tell me anything anymore because he says, like,

795
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: tell everyone.

796
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 3: Wait he finds out.

797
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 1: I'm just going to say, you're telling gazolion people right

798
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: now on this podcast.

799
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, that's not my fault. He's in a relationship.

800
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: Well, no offense. I'm sure to teas in a pot.

801
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: Isn't really hot with Jenna whatever the hell they're called.

802
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: So I think you're okay.

803
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, him and Sight have their own little pack that

804
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 2: I don't know that I'm not a part of.

805
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: Well that's what happens at that age. Yeah, I'm sure

806
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: you are a real dream at thirteen. Yeah, we've heard

807
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 1: the stories.

808
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 2: If you think I'm sassy now, thirteen year old me

809
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: on a couple of wine coolers.

810
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: Oh, that Boone's farm really gets you going, Really.

811
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 2: Got those juices flowing, got those those phone calls on

812
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 2: like my see through phone that has like the red

813
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: pink and whatever.

814
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 3: Did you even have one of those? Are you too young?

815
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: The regular phone that was into the wall.

816
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 3: No, it was a clear phone.

817
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was a normal phone that you.

818
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: Mine wasn't into all. Mine was on my bedside table

819
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: so I could pull it over to me and talk

820
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 2: very quietly when I was talking past Curfield. Right.

821
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 1: See, I didn't have what we call money, so.

822
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 3: You didn't have one in your room.

823
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 2: You had to go upstairs to get your go downstairs

824
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: for your call.

825
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: Well, later one we had the phone on the wall

826
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: in the kitchen like on Roseanne.

827
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you just had the one phone, Yeah.

828
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: The kitchen phone on the wall that you would go like.

829
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: We all shared a phone number three sixty five five

830
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 2: nine two one.

831
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's not that the phone number is probably

832
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: still it is not still act it probably is. I

833
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 1: think it's by the way.

834
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 3: That isn't even the phone number.

835
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 2: That isn't even the phone or that's a combination of

836
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: my high school boyfriend's phone number and my friend Karen's

837
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: first three ditches.

838
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: Well, there you have it, guys, Teddy's brain is fully

839
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: back and intact in case anybody was worrying, because she

840
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: remembers her boyfriend's phone number from nineteen eighty nine.

841
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 2: I was older than that. I am born in nineteen

842
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 2: eighty one.

843
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 3: Well, thanks for.

844
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 2: Tuning in to another episode of Chew, Cheese and a Pod.

845
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: I hope you thoroughly enjoyed it, and I will be

846
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: not here tomorrow because I'm going to be in Las

847
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 2: Vegas trying to ride on my dad's coattails again. Bye,