Speaker 1: Two Teas and a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and cam Rijedge.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of Two Teas and a
Speaker 2: Pod with myself and to Lures.
Speaker 3: Hello to Lie.
Speaker 2: How I am ruh to see that smile smile today?
Speaker 3: Did you get your Teddy dose?
Speaker 2: I did. I got my Teddy medicine yesterday. And it
Speaker 2: was so nice to be around her, and it felt
Speaker 2: like old times and I felt like, you know, my
Speaker 2: life was back one hundred percent, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like everything just made everything so much better.
Speaker 3: Right, You sometimes you need that friend. You missed her.
Speaker 3: I missed her, and on top of worrying about her,
Speaker 3: you missed her.
Speaker 2: Missed her.
Speaker 3: And you don't have that bond with anybody on the
Speaker 3: show that I see.
Speaker 2: No, not like what I have like that. No, So
Speaker 2: she uh we did. We did a little mini podcast together,
Speaker 2: just going over you know, what had transpired in the
Speaker 2: past six months to now and a little update, so
Speaker 2: it's it's out there. It just dropped right now. She's
Speaker 2: just so strong, so strong. I just want to I
Speaker 2: just want to tell her. I want to hug her
Speaker 2: and go. You don't have to be this strong. You
Speaker 2: don't have to be this wrong, but you know, it works.
Speaker 2: So she's an inspiration.
Speaker 3: She looks great everybody, Oh she is. She makes me
Speaker 3: feel like, why am I not doing more?
Speaker 1: You know? Why am I not running across along the
Speaker 1: Hudson that I'm looking at right now instead of sitting
Speaker 1: on my couch and looking at it, you know, And
Speaker 1: I feel ashamed in myself. She puts things into perspective.
Speaker 1: She really does. She has no idea what a gift
Speaker 1: she has and what she is to everyone.
Speaker 3: I hope she realizes that.
Speaker 2: I love her so much. She's just like she literally
Speaker 2: had treatment the day before, didn't feel good all night
Speaker 2: long and got up and make up, had make rest,
Speaker 2: dressed and just gave it her all. And I was
Speaker 2: just so proud of her. So she gives me the
Speaker 2: kick I need my ass.
Speaker 3: Probably, well, that's what real friends do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what are you up to anything exciting? I
Speaker 2: know you've been unappressed tour.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired camera. I am exhausted. Today was my
Speaker 1: first day home. I started putting my clothes away since
Speaker 1: from the reunion. I didn't leave the house all day.
Speaker 1: I just put the shades all the way up. I
Speaker 1: just got in trouble for from that from Paul, because
Speaker 1: what he's like, you're inviting people in our house. You're
Speaker 1: on fucking TV in your house and I can't put
Speaker 1: the shades up. What do you pay all these taxes
Speaker 1: for to look at the water and the view of
Speaker 1: the city.
Speaker 2: Okay, fright, someone's gonna look in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody's gonna look in. He goes.
Speaker 1: I'm calling the I'm calling the tech guy, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make him only.
Speaker 3: Let the shades go out halfway. I go, good, I
Speaker 3: don't care, he goes, I know you don't care.
Speaker 2: My philosity on that is if people are really going
Speaker 2: out of their way to look at my window, I'm
Speaker 2: going to give them a goddamn show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who kres? What do they see the TV? Everybody
Speaker 1: sees the TV.
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's not like on the old days they're running out
Speaker 1: with the TV. It's attached to the wall. I'm fucket
Speaker 1: worried if they're looking at the TV. I go, did
Speaker 1: you happen to notice your cards in the driveway? Maybe
Speaker 1: we should talk about that.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so that's it.
Speaker 1: I had every reach, good day, every thank you, Everything
Speaker 1: is good. It's you know, it's like people are saying,
Speaker 1: today's the first Thursday that.
Speaker 3: Traders isn't on.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of memes and people are very
Speaker 1: like missing it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss it. When do you think they're gonna
Speaker 2: start filming again same time? When is that?
Speaker 1: I forgot may So they've already picked the cast what
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 2: I was wondering, I haven't heard anything about.
Speaker 1: It or they have picked the cast. But you know
Speaker 1: there's no leaks over there.
Speaker 2: No God, no, they're scary over there.
Speaker 3: So you know they're going to up their game.
Speaker 1: And I'm really waiting to see the missions and I
Speaker 1: cannot wait to see.
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: How they can up their game, like.
Speaker 1: We always say that, we can always say that right
Speaker 1: in every aspect of this business.
Speaker 3: But they did it. They did it, and they are even.
Speaker 2: How you even beat it this season? You're like, how
Speaker 2: can they even beat this? But we'll see. So I
Speaker 2: asked Instagram some fan questions for me and you.
Speaker 1: I love that you did that, and I saw it.
Speaker 1: I almost answered it, and then I realized it was
Speaker 1: for me and years.
Speaker 2: So the first one is is how did we meet
Speaker 2: and I can't remember.
Speaker 3: I can't remember either like bravocon or before that, before.
Speaker 2: That, what happens live, I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I feel like you've been in my life for a
Speaker 1: very long time, so I can't specifically because.
Speaker 3: When I met you, it was like I always kind
Speaker 3: of knew you same.
Speaker 1: You know, when you meet those people and you're just
Speaker 1: like able to talk to them the way you talk
Speaker 1: to anybody.
Speaker 3: I met some people over the past week or so
Speaker 3: that weren't They're not the same.
Speaker 1: It's not not the same. That's like, it's just different.
Speaker 1: And I realized that you can't just talk to everybody
Speaker 1: the same way we would talk or you know, when
Speaker 1: you meet that person that's yeah.
Speaker 3: You clear, So yeah, there's a difference.
Speaker 1: So no, I can't remember when we first meat because.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what else I can't remember is that well.
Speaker 2: I remember at Brava Cohn twenty twenty three, the two
Speaker 2: of us did squash the beef, but it never ended
Speaker 2: up airing because I feel like we both went up
Speaker 2: there and go, I don't even know what this is about.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it didn't even make sense, I know.
Speaker 2: And they ended up not airing it. But I ended
Speaker 2: up going up there three times. I even had squashed
Speaker 2: the beef with Andy Cohen that day.
Speaker 3: That is so funny. Yeah, you were on fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I kind of.
Speaker 1: Like those squash the beefs. We should do that at
Speaker 1: our reunions. Justash the beef because people don't get it.
Speaker 1: If you don't squash the beef, you're not going to
Speaker 1: the next level. Right.
Speaker 2: So this is a question you hear all the time.
Speaker 2: Who is your mount rushmore of housewives pick for? I
Speaker 2: find it very hard, very hard. I mean, you always
Speaker 2: want to think about the ones that have been out
Speaker 2: there the longest, right and started it.
Speaker 1: I look at all the housewives in their own way,
Speaker 1: well most of them, of all they've been through and
Speaker 1: how they get by and putting your life out there.
Speaker 3: But like I could put more than just a few
Speaker 3: faces up there.
Speaker 2: I know That's how I feel too. I always go
Speaker 2: to like the ogs, like Teresa VICKI like, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, like the ones.
Speaker 1: That camera you know, seventeen years, the credibility behind that original.
Speaker 2: But I might not be the OG, but I'm definitely
Speaker 2: the OC. There's your next tag that is one of
Speaker 2: my you know, they give you a bunch of taglines, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like one of them that was.
Speaker 2: Yet No, So which fellow New Jersey or OC housewife
Speaker 2: should go on Traders next?
Speaker 1: So I say anyone from Jersey would do well on
Speaker 1: I feel would do well on Traders.
Speaker 2: I think I agree with you on that.
Speaker 3: I think Margaret would be a great trader. Yes, I
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 2: Love Margaret so much. I'm gonna say, uh, Emily from
Speaker 2: our show because she is an attorney, so she she's
Speaker 2: always looking for you know why she's looking for the
Speaker 2: lad looking around the bin.
Speaker 1: Now let me ask you really quick. Would you play
Speaker 1: differently going back?
Speaker 2: I would, Yeah, I would actually play. I play well.
Speaker 2: Why would you play different? You freaking won?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't win. I would.
Speaker 1: I would play to play and that makes you get killed?
Speaker 1: So well then, nor last long?
Speaker 2: But I know I played very well, even though you
Speaker 2: got eight out of ten wrong. But that was your strategy, right,
Speaker 2: It was my people thought, she does not know what's
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: I got the first one right and I got the
Speaker 1: last one right, and for me, I'm good with that.
Speaker 1: And I gained the trust of everyone in the castle,
Speaker 1: even the traders.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's all I'll take it.
Speaker 2: Uh, phadr did that. She gained everybody's trust when she
Speaker 2: was there and made it very far. She was just
Speaker 2: like preying on people and you know, talking about how
Speaker 2: cute they.
Speaker 1: Were, like little Bertie, Little Bertie is so love.
Speaker 3: She was wiping the tears.
Speaker 2: Oh, she was doing it all.
Speaker 3: Oh, she was wiping the like it's okay.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, everybody's I an't murdered, and she's like.
Speaker 2: I must die or thing.
Speaker 3: But they died, and then she liked it.
Speaker 2: After her three hours of sleep, she'd get up and
Speaker 2: she'd be fresh as a daisy the next day.
Speaker 1: Lashes and all last and she played the last couple missions.
Speaker 2: With a torn acl I didn't know that, or.
Speaker 3: No meniscus something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent. She is a work er. This girl
Speaker 3: is so she's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: So another question directly towards you, Uh, do you still
Speaker 2: talk to Caroline and Jacqueline Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jacqueline was texting me, I do talk to Caroline.
Speaker 1: I haven't spoke to her recently. I know she just
Speaker 1: I saw on Instagram she had a grandson.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Albi had a boy, Albi had a baby, congratulations.
Speaker 2: Jacqueline lives by me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we were texting back and forth.
Speaker 1: She's a good friend. Let me tell you about Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: Lorena is a good friend.
Speaker 2: She's very kind to me and she she's a very
Speaker 2: good friend. Yeah, we haven't had a chance to meet up.
Speaker 2: I keep telling her.
Speaker 3: You've never met Jacqueline. No I have.
Speaker 2: I oh, yeah, I've got way back in the day.
Speaker 2: But we've always kept in contact and so we DM
Speaker 2: and she lives pretty close to me, and I keep
Speaker 2: teasing her. I'm like, Okay, I'm going to film a
Speaker 2: party at my house and you're gonna come. She's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I get her to come. I'd see her on the
Speaker 3: camera and she was a good housewife. She was a
Speaker 3: really good housewife.
Speaker 1: She Jacqueline's the person that you know, say you're going
Speaker 1: through something and you know you're going to walk the
Speaker 1: floors and night and you're crying at night and nobody's
Speaker 1: calling you then camera, but Jacqueline's the one that gets
Speaker 1: up to pee and calls you to check on you.
Speaker 2: She's so kind, Like even now she's checking in on me.
Speaker 2: So she's yeah, she is so good.
Speaker 3: Heart of Gold.
Speaker 2: Summerhouse, season nine, episode five. There's a lot going on
Speaker 2: there is, so Paige and Kyle are hashing things out.
Speaker 2: Paige reminds Kyle that she isn't Hannah and she isn't Craig,
Speaker 2: so she can't be held responsible for either of their actions,
Speaker 2: which I agree with.
Speaker 3: She knows her worth, this girl, she does.
Speaker 2: And Kyle agrees he shouldn't have put himself in the
Speaker 2: middle of it, and he apologizes. He says it wasn't
Speaker 2: about Craig promoted a competitor, it was just the way
Speaker 2: he went about it. I'm not quite sure how he
Speaker 2: went about it, but okay, Kyle. Kyle is happy to
Speaker 2: have a conversation with Craig when he visits next week,
Speaker 2: but Paige thinks her friendship may never recover from this.
Speaker 2: Paige and Kyle returned back to the group and everyone
Speaker 2: cheers when they see that Kyle has a big smile
Speaker 2: on his face.
Speaker 1: I think Kyle wanted to put the fire out because
Speaker 1: she was so mad and she was kicking his ass
Speaker 1: all over the place, like she was dragging him across
Speaker 1: the ground, and she's.
Speaker 3: Like, would you say on a two faiths would you.
Speaker 1: Say like she would cray And he was like, my god,
Speaker 1: I make come on her.
Speaker 3: She's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: She's gonna kick my ass. So I think that's one
Speaker 1: of the reasons. And he really wasn't right to put
Speaker 1: it on her.
Speaker 2: No, And now that Page and Craig are broken up,
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if her stance on this has changed or
Speaker 2: she still feels the same way. It'll be interesting to see.
Speaker 2: Now we saw on the I think it's is it
Speaker 2: for next week they talk about possibly a breakup between
Speaker 2: the two of them? Is it coming already?
Speaker 1: Well, if if that last talk was any indication, Now, God,
Speaker 1: she was sitting there.
Speaker 3: Have you ever done this? Because I have.
Speaker 1: Telling him everything he doesn't want to hear. Yes, to
Speaker 1: make him not like her.
Speaker 2: Yes, And we're gonna get to that in a second.
Speaker 2: But you know, I know, but I'm I kind.
Speaker 3: Of wait to talk about this because I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're going to talk about We're going to talk
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: Deep I could see right through this.
Speaker 2: So at the beach, the girls are comparing boob sizes. Amanda, Lindsay,
Speaker 2: and Sierra talk about whose boobs are bigger, whose.
Speaker 3: Are bigger Amanda, Well, Lindsay's Now.
Speaker 2: Lindsay's are huge. I think that what they tried to
Speaker 2: weigh their boobs. Oh, they were grabbing them way.
Speaker 1: In front of the guys, like they tried to yes,
Speaker 1: like hold them and the guys Jesse five pounds later.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm lucky.
Speaker 3: I take anything. At this point in her.
Speaker 2: Confessional, Lexi says she's a confident person, but her boobs
Speaker 2: are one of her biggest insecurities. Lexi feels like she's
Speaker 2: more suited for summer camp to me than summer house.
Speaker 2: At this point, she does seem way younger than everybody.
Speaker 1: Seems very very young. And you know, along the way,
Speaker 1: I've heard like she does nothing without her family.
Speaker 3: I feel like she's.
Speaker 1: Been sheltered a bit and and you know she's in
Speaker 1: a different world than she's used to.
Speaker 2: But do you find her family dynamic, fun or weird
Speaker 2: or too much?
Speaker 1: I think I come from a very very close family,
Speaker 1: so I'm all for that.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: But they're normal, Like my family could be a little
Speaker 1: bit rougher on the edges, so like that.
Speaker 3: But if you're constantly.
Speaker 1: Around like normal people, I don't know how they are,
Speaker 1: but they seem like, you know, like what was the
Speaker 1: mother was wearing like shorts and a leather blazer to
Speaker 1: go with.
Speaker 2: Her mother is probably younger than me. Crap, So how
Speaker 2: old is Alexi?
Speaker 3: She's in her twenties.
Speaker 2: So I have a son and it's almost forty. So yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: God I feel So.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like, hey, it's great for her, but
Speaker 1: she's around a different crowd probably than which she's Oh
Speaker 1: she's twenty seven.
Speaker 3: I thought she was younger.
Speaker 2: I thought she was younger too.
Speaker 3: She's a young twenty.
Speaker 1: Seven and that I say that with all respect, but
Speaker 1: this is a different crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well, she told Jesse she wants him to
Speaker 2: guess the girls up. She just doesn't want him to
Speaker 2: make it look like he's trying to date them.
Speaker 3: That's a fine line. That's a real fine line.
Speaker 2: So yeah, what does the girls up? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like he could tell them they're pretty and he can like, remember,
Speaker 1: she had a problem with the emojis, like he said,
Speaker 1: she was like chill out on the emojis and things
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: He's kind of cringing me out.
Speaker 3: How old is he?
Speaker 2: I think he's in his thirties, but he he was
Speaker 2: flirt He flirts with everybody.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm jumping ahead, but the raft with him
Speaker 1: and Sierra at the.
Speaker 2: End, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: And he's a young thirty one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Lindsay reveals that she and Turner don't even live together.
Speaker 2: She feels like moving in together after just six months
Speaker 2: it's too much pressure on top of having a baby.
Speaker 3: I'm well, that's very telling.
Speaker 1: They are certainly making a different breed of women. When
Speaker 1: I grew up, because you got Paige and I choose
Speaker 1: work over you. You got Lindsay saying no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want to be a single mom. You stay in
Speaker 1: your spot, I stay in mind.
Speaker 2: Thank you your sperm.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Doc, thanks for the sperm.
Speaker 3: You're no longer needed. I'm getting a fucking kick out
Speaker 3: of this shit. Like I'm like, I know, minding it.
Speaker 3: I'm rewinding it.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: They're single by choice. We were not single by choice.
Speaker 2: I know. I mean, I think it's emotionally mature for
Speaker 2: Lindsay to make this me too. I think it's you know,
Speaker 2: she doesn't care that she lives in a house and
Speaker 2: he lives in the house, and they've only been together
Speaker 2: six months. They've only been in those six months, and
Speaker 2: she's what four months five months?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so listen, maybe she's just they didn't really get
Speaker 1: to know each other. I mean, I've read I read
Speaker 1: about him.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I had to tell you, he's like a research doctor.
Speaker 1: He's a real like braining. I don't know if there's
Speaker 1: a great chemistry or connection.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't see a lot of commonalities there. But you
Speaker 1: don't have to be in have things in common.
Speaker 2: Do you think she just wanted to be a mom?
Speaker 3: No, you don't. Think it just happened and she went
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I mean, if it works for her, it
Speaker 2: works for her. It's not up to me.
Speaker 1: I think it was a decision also, I think it
Speaker 1: just happened. But I also think it was a decision
Speaker 1: made at a vulnerable time, you know, right after what happened.
Speaker 2: It's such a big jump change from.
Speaker 1: I can't speak for her, yeah, but you know, I
Speaker 1: have a lot of faith in her. I like the
Speaker 1: way she's handling things now already, like not moving in
Speaker 1: with this guy, not sure if this is the right thing,
Speaker 1: getting to know one better, even though they're having a
Speaker 1: baby together, these things.
Speaker 3: Happen, and I give her a lot of credit and
Speaker 3: a song.
Speaker 2: She's a strong woman. So Jesse tells Wes he's a
Speaker 2: little nervous about his relationship with Lexi, but he's had
Speaker 2: he's had regrets about not pursuing girls before, so he
Speaker 2: wants to give a chance. This is so you're thirty.
Speaker 1: One, Okay, let's say, like, you know, there comes a
Speaker 1: time where we have to settle down.
Speaker 2: I feel like he chased her, got what he wanted,
Speaker 2: and now he's like, ah, what's next.
Speaker 1: You know, I think he wanted his cake and eat
Speaker 1: it too. Maybe that's what he's used to and she
Speaker 1: wasn't having it. She said, well, if you're going to
Speaker 1: basically get down my hands, then I want some type
Speaker 1: of commitment and for her, summertime is not his time
Speaker 1: for commitment.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, especially in that house, not in summer house.
Speaker 2: The rotation of girls that come into that house, and
Speaker 2: I think he's going to try to work them all.
Speaker 1: That gets old too, I know. I just I don't
Speaker 1: see it. I don't see it. I don't see the
Speaker 1: two of them. I don't know if they say together now.
Speaker 2: Before I felt I don't think so, but I think
Speaker 2: like at the beach, he was so far away from her,
Speaker 2: which was so different than on the phone, hopefully talking.
Speaker 3: He was looking down our bathing too.
Speaker 2: You didn't see that, No, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: They were sitting next to each other and it was
Speaker 1: the corner of the screen and he was like playing
Speaker 1: with her little bit, like her tiny little bathing. I
Speaker 1: didn't see that, I know, but I bet a lot
Speaker 1: of people didn't.
Speaker 2: I know Jesse's surprised that Wes ditched everybody at the
Speaker 2: club last night. Wes claims he didn't hook up with
Speaker 2: someone last night. He wants to keep the peace this summer,
Speaker 2: so he's not going to talk about his hookups.
Speaker 3: Oh that's very nice.
Speaker 2: It was just so weird when Jesse is telling Wes
Speaker 2: that if he's hooking up with girls, he doesn't have
Speaker 2: to hide it anymore. I'm like, okay, Wes, you go, Wes.
Speaker 3: That is yeah.
Speaker 1: The conversation with the boys, there's weird laughs.
Speaker 2: They make me laugh and I'm sorry, But Wes didn't
Speaker 2: end up sleeping on the couch. He boned someone.
Speaker 3: He did, but doesn't he admit it didn't he? I
Speaker 3: think I don't just don't want to say it.
Speaker 2: Or he doesn't want Sara to know.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you just want to he's.
Speaker 3: Afraid of her.
Speaker 1: He's afraid of her, and okay, he could say he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to hurt her. Well, then you shouldn't have
Speaker 1: done things in the first place without the intentions of
Speaker 1: staying with her. You guys were friends. But you know
Speaker 1: what my mom always says, and I sound like Page now.
Speaker 3: My mother's never wrong. A stiff dick has no conscience.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, go mom, Valerie is a Valerie.
Speaker 1: She just I just got she just got released from
Speaker 1: the hospital.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: She's okay, Yeah, that's awesome. So Amanda, Carl, Paige, Wes,
Speaker 2: and Jesse are all at dinner. Paige says in a
Speaker 2: different timeline, she and Jesse are married. Kyle says, whatever
Speaker 2: happened to me, prompting a six summers ago flashback where
Speaker 2: Kyle and Paige went into the pantry.
Speaker 1: Together and were in the pantry. You don't go to
Speaker 1: the pantry for no reason.
Speaker 3: They're not faking. Say that again.
Speaker 2: Carl and Paige went into the pantry. Did they hook up?
Speaker 2: Was their cameras can Somebody tell me was there moaning?
Speaker 2: Was there slurping?
Speaker 1: What when did the cameras have let with the cameras there,
Speaker 1: they don't let these things go.
Speaker 3: That slipped by? And has that never been talked about before?
Speaker 2: I know this is the first time hearing it. But
Speaker 2: you know, since Page and Craig's breakup, Jesse has openly
Speaker 2: said he would date Page. So that's not fully. I
Speaker 2: don't think that's cool.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's got a chance because her boyfriend's
Speaker 1: like a multi time millionaire, He's got a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking cloud. He's not hanging out at summer house on
Speaker 1: the weekends. He's got his own summer house.
Speaker 2: Is it like somebody something in the.
Speaker 1: That page that comes that's not for that's a high
Speaker 1: high end tick it.
Speaker 2: What's her boyfriend do though something?
Speaker 3: He's apparently some type of sports teachers.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, I couldn't remember.
Speaker 1: And you know, you go from summer house hanging out
Speaker 1: with the solo cops to hanging out in the box.
Speaker 2: With yeah like Champagne and caviar athlete car.
Speaker 3: It's not going back. You're not going back.
Speaker 2: Well, you know who hasn't not with the house.
Speaker 3: Fuck boy.
Speaker 2: You know who hasn't gone back. It is Carl. He
Speaker 2: hasn't had sex in a year. He hasn't gone back.
Speaker 2: Listen glory hole. I'm He's like, no more glory hole
Speaker 2: for me. I was gonna set it out.
Speaker 3: Imagine that.
Speaker 1: Imagine imagine when he decides to fall off the wagon
Speaker 1: for that one.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Oh so he is a senior vice president football marketing
Speaker 2: at Clutch Sports.
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like a big deal. But it's not Summerhouse
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: Was it Carl that was wearing the green crocs? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was Carl. He's not gonna get late for another
Speaker 2: year if.
Speaker 3: He keeps it up. Ah. Well, that's his deterrent. That's like,
Speaker 3: that's the that's like the uh what would I call it?
Speaker 3: What do you call it? Repellent?
Speaker 1: Those green crocs are the repellent for him not to
Speaker 1: get laid. He's really he needs the help, you know,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want I'm sure down in the Hampton's all
Speaker 1: the girls are all over them because they're like TV
Speaker 1: the Summer House guys, and they're fun and the.
Speaker 3: Girls that want to just have fun.
Speaker 2: Well, he says, he says there's opportunities for him to
Speaker 2: do so, but hasn't sure.
Speaker 3: He said, nice.
Speaker 1: Guy, he's good looking, he's on TV.
Speaker 2: I don't he's got a nice sweet and sensitive a
Speaker 2: whole year at his age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know he's really cleansing like that. There's
Speaker 1: I know some other people that are doing that.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what he needs to cleanse. Yes, sorry,
Speaker 2: I'll move on.
Speaker 3: Talk about cleansing. The farting.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like I did not need to hear that,
Speaker 2: especially at that capacity. Like that was like, give me bro.
Speaker 3: Lease, Paul lease.
Speaker 1: I do you know I've never heard Paul fart. Should
Speaker 1: be together three and a half years and I have
Speaker 1: never heard him fart.
Speaker 2: No, Oh, welcome al sinn Eddie over. I thought never
Speaker 2: farted in front of their husbands.
Speaker 1: I mean now it made me think, does he in
Speaker 1: the run run into the next room and let a
Speaker 1: big fart out.
Speaker 2: Maybe he just doesn't fart.
Speaker 3: He has to everyone.
Speaker 1: I rarely do, really really, because you ship three times today,
Speaker 1: there's nothing time to day that is okay. I'm never
Speaker 1: jealous of anybody. I wish everyone well, I fucking hate
Speaker 1: you for that. I'm gonna it's actually I am so
Speaker 1: I have shit envy.
Speaker 3: I am so mad at you for that camera.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you have a hot body and
Speaker 1: you're really pretty, and I just accept those things that
Speaker 1: I just deserve not to have that. But but you
Speaker 1: go to back like, oh, that's just not fair.
Speaker 3: And it's just not fair. I've struggled with that my
Speaker 3: whole life.
Speaker 2: Some people just do struggle with it. I want friends
Speaker 2: of struggle.
Speaker 3: I'm actually the women have a lot of problems with that.
Speaker 2: We do. But well, I can't complain.
Speaker 3: So let's add a big bar. I just make it.
Speaker 2: What you know.
Speaker 1: I stopped watching Summerhouse one time because all the girls
Speaker 1: were sitting by the pool talking about farting, and I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: I think we talked about like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we girls talk like this. Well, young, there's no shame.
Speaker 2: It's right now we're talking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, wait, none of us doing it well.
Speaker 2: Wes also has said he hasn't been on a date
Speaker 2: in a while, which I don't believe that. But he's doing.
Speaker 1: Something happens Live last night? Oh why have Andy liked
Speaker 1: his outfit?
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was something.
Speaker 3: It was all white, pink, pink suede Adidas and uh,
Speaker 3: like a polo sweater rafh Florent sweater with a polo
Speaker 3: tie with Teddy bears on it. White.
Speaker 2: Oh, white people liked it. I guess well. Wes has
Speaker 2: been doing something new with Complex where he's talk taking
Speaker 2: girls out on dates and interviewing them in that environment.
Speaker 2: For example, he took the Hotchewy girl.
Speaker 1: Out on I would have loved what happened to Hawk Dewey.
Speaker 1: She's going she's in trouble, in trouble. Yeah, she's in
Speaker 1: some trouble allegedly. Allegedly she's in with taxes or something bitcoin.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just pay, just pay, pay and you won't be in
Speaker 2: trouble anymoere.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's taxes or bitcoin. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I saw some legal issues with Hawk Twoey, but oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't see her on Instagram. She's popping up on Instagram.
Speaker 2: She got famous really quick and fast. She was involved
Speaker 2: in crypto crypto, yes, she might have. Allegedly they were
Speaker 2: saying she scammed some people allegedly, Yeah, did that. She
Speaker 2: launched her own coin.
Speaker 3: Hm.
Speaker 2: Well, everybody meets up at the club. Later that night,
Speaker 2: Cocktail Server came out with a big sign that said
Speaker 2: congrats Jesse and Lexi on it. Everyone's back at the house.
Speaker 2: Why why did say that? Wait?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know they're in a committed relationship that I
Speaker 1: haven't seen him really committed yet.
Speaker 2: I don't know I saw. I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 2: know what that means. Did somebody just punking them? But
Speaker 2: everyone's back at the house by two am, and Emerald
Speaker 2: brings another girl back. This guy is like.
Speaker 3: Emeral came strolling in behind. We didn't get the girl.
Speaker 2: Look like, I know he's the horn dog. He's bringing
Speaker 2: girls now.
Speaker 1: I think he's got a little bit of a sex
Speaker 1: addiction addiction.
Speaker 3: I think he does something's going on because.
Speaker 2: He was like he was held down for so many
Speaker 2: years with his religion, and now he's making up for
Speaker 2: lost time. Maybe you're gonna get some case of the
Speaker 2: herbs if you do stuff like that, well, yeah, or
Speaker 2: other or other things. You don't want the you don't
Speaker 2: want the calamittee either.
Speaker 1: There's something about him that I feel bad about, and
Speaker 1: I can't put my finger on it.
Speaker 3: I even how I don't dislike him.
Speaker 2: No, I get the it with all the girls and
Speaker 2: sex stuff, But he when he talks.
Speaker 3: He doesn't feel like he's lost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like if he if he's settled down,
Speaker 1: he would be a good boyfriend.
Speaker 3: I think he's more mature.
Speaker 1: I know he's got this whole sex fetish, but I
Speaker 1: feel like he's more mature.
Speaker 2: M hmm. I agree with that. He does seem older
Speaker 2: than a lot of them.
Speaker 3: He's been through, he's been married.
Speaker 2: He's just found that out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Married, He was married and it wasn't for and it
Speaker 2: wasn't for a green card.
Speaker 1: No, he loved he did love her, and yeah, but
Speaker 1: in the end of the relationship they thought it was
Speaker 1: okay to do different things. I think he's caught up
Speaker 1: in that world that sometimes catches up with you too.
Speaker 3: Like it, you know, that can eat you alive. It's
Speaker 3: not it's not the normal thing to do.
Speaker 1: It could be some people's normality, but there's always something
Speaker 1: behind it that gets in.
Speaker 3: Your head or bothers you after a while. I know
Speaker 3: people that have lived that lifestime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do. The next morning, Jesse and Lexi
Speaker 2: are talking about their relationship. Jesse wants to make sure
Speaker 2: that they're both aligned and that they are full well.
Speaker 2: They have to.
Speaker 3: They had sex of course.
Speaker 2: By now doors. Yeah, yes, Lexi tells him that being
Speaker 2: a model means her physical appearance has been picked apart.
Speaker 2: Since she was ten. Lexi says, everyone keeps telling her
Speaker 2: how much of a boob guy Jesse is. Do you
Speaker 2: feel like lex Lexi is fishing for a compliment or
Speaker 2: is it just her insecurity about being you know, rather
Speaker 2: flat chested. But that's a model body for you girls
Speaker 2: making money at ten years old and still modeling at
Speaker 2: twenty seven, Like that's.
Speaker 1: You're making money and you're doing money. Like, but you know,
Speaker 1: big boobs are kind of out right now.
Speaker 2: They are. They are big.
Speaker 1: Lips, big boobs. It's all like that's in style, yep.
Speaker 1: And I like how he handled it, though, you know,
Speaker 1: kudos to him.
Speaker 3: He's like, that's not true, even though it probably is.
Speaker 1: He's like like, sometimes you don't want to hear the truth, right,
Speaker 1: So he's like, that's not true, and he didn't like
Speaker 1: he could have pursued it a little more and been
Speaker 1: a little but I don't think he loved that. Someone
Speaker 1: said to her, Hey, Jesse's a boob guy. I don't
Speaker 1: know who said that, or if who.
Speaker 2: Ever said that to a flat chest girl. Is mean,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Did she just say that? Did she just kind of
Speaker 1: say that to make him get it?
Speaker 2: I don't answer.
Speaker 1: She wanted from him or did somebody actually say that
Speaker 1: because Jesse's Jesse's a everything guy.
Speaker 2: Well, he says that he's not really a boob guy.
Speaker 2: He's a butt guy regardless. Said that to her, and
Speaker 2: he said he loved her boobs and wanted to eat
Speaker 2: them at all times.
Speaker 3: I climbed cringe mountain on that one. I'm just climbing it.
Speaker 1: I'm still cringing, Tamera, You're making me go crazy.
Speaker 3: Watch every part of this.
Speaker 2: Well that's when Jesse leaves and goes to the other
Speaker 2: room and lets out a huge old fart. Said he
Speaker 2: was holding it for twelve hours.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I need to I need to like step away
Speaker 1: from it id because I can't take it.
Speaker 3: He said, I want to eat them all the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jesse. So everyone's hanging around the pool with Emerald
Speaker 2: and listen.
Speaker 3: He made her feel better. She needed that.
Speaker 2: So everyone's hanging around the pool. When Emerald joins them
Speaker 2: after his wild night, he tells them his backstory. He
Speaker 2: was an illegal immigrant until he was twenty three. He
Speaker 2: married his first girlfriend and received his papers through that. Wait,
Speaker 2: so he did.
Speaker 3: I was worried. I was worried. I'mike, is he gonna
Speaker 3: get in trouble for this?
Speaker 2: That I know? I saw something on Instagram that he
Speaker 2: could get in trouble.
Speaker 3: And that's what Paul said. He was working with me.
Speaker 2: He's brow but an illegal immigrant. If they marry, don't
Speaker 2: they get citizenship? Or no, it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you say you got married for papers, which he
Speaker 1: said three times, he didn't.
Speaker 3: It's just like, just be careful.
Speaker 1: You don't realize, you know not nowadays, like who knew
Speaker 1: paying for cat on camera for things was going to
Speaker 1: get the irs after you?
Speaker 2: I know that happens. They're like, why you got so
Speaker 2: much money? Why you have so much cash?
Speaker 3: You can't escape at papers. You can run, but you
Speaker 3: can't hide.
Speaker 2: No, Oh, okay, they they love each other, and they
Speaker 2: loved each other, he did say, and they're a monogamous relationship,
Speaker 2: but towards the end they both felt like they were
Speaker 2: forcing it. Did they say how long they were married?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Good question.
Speaker 2: I know I was wondering. So his past relationship made
Speaker 2: him realize it's okay to be who you are and
Speaker 2: you can't let people dictate how you live your life.
Speaker 3: I kill that's true, absolutely, very true.
Speaker 2: Smartest thing anybody said on this entire episode.
Speaker 3: The entire season.
Speaker 2: Right. He still believes in love, but until he finds that,
Speaker 2: he won't settle for anything less. Jesse tells Sierra that
Speaker 2: he and Lexi had a talk. Sierra admits that she's
Speaker 2: never thought of Jesse in a sexual way, but she
Speaker 2: enjoys how much she giggles and how stupid they can
Speaker 2: be together.
Speaker 3: Sierra likes Sarah don't like that. Boys she likes Siarah.
Speaker 1: Don't like stupid boys, like sophisticated men. Yes, please like
Speaker 1: you know what, if you want to laugh, go see
Speaker 1: a comedian.
Speaker 3: You get your laughs from your girlfriends.
Speaker 1: That's some goofy guy, because you know, next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: you sleep with them.
Speaker 3: I don't know that, Sierra. Don't make me yell at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to make you call her say don't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: I almost did.
Speaker 2: I bet you did. Now everybody's back in the city
Speaker 2: and Craig is there visiting page. Now this is where
Speaker 2: it gets a little crundity. Paige has the mind it
Speaker 2: wasn't cringe.
Speaker 3: It was very clear.
Speaker 2: Page is the mindset. Her mom has never been wrong
Speaker 2: for thirty one years of her life, so why would
Speaker 2: she stop listening to her mom now? Craig reminds her
Speaker 2: that he will be her husband and I'll have his
Speaker 2: own opinions, which maybe then from the moms.
Speaker 1: To listen to now, But why where did like that
Speaker 1: conversation started out of nowhere? Was she what was she
Speaker 1: referring to with her mother telling her not to do?
Speaker 2: Or I don't understand me. It was something was cut out.
Speaker 2: I think maybe they were talking about kids or marriage or.
Speaker 3: Because she was Yeah, she was saying that her like
Speaker 3: she she.
Speaker 1: Wants to give her parents a grandchild, Like she knows
Speaker 1: that that would make them happy.
Speaker 2: That's right, That's what it was. That's what her mom wants.
Speaker 2: And I think he said something like you can't do
Speaker 2: that just for your mom, but she agreed. She's like,
Speaker 2: trust me, I get it.
Speaker 1: But then like, am I am I going to miss
Speaker 1: the boat?
Speaker 3: Is she saying? Like?
Speaker 2: Is she saying like, yeah, she doesn't even have time
Speaker 2: to freeze her egg? She said, because she's so busy,
Speaker 2: she's on tour, she's doing.
Speaker 1: Phrasis their eggs and thirty how old is Page?
Speaker 2: Big bear? She can throw her eggs in the snow
Speaker 2: right now, twenty six degrees out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't go to the cold weather.
Speaker 2: Well, don't you live in the cold weather once in
Speaker 2: a while. Doesn't it get pretty cold in Jersey?
Speaker 3: It's fucking freezing. I love it. I don't want to
Speaker 3: ever see it.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Page is thirty two, so.
Speaker 2: She's got some times, got some time.
Speaker 3: He has some time. And the freezing of the eggs,
Speaker 3: that's a lot, I.
Speaker 2: Know, Just stop it. Paige admits her first reaction to
Speaker 2: Lindsay being pregnant was thank god it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Me And did you see his face?
Speaker 2: Yes, Craig feels like their busy schedules sometimes make it
Speaker 2: feel like they are seeing living single lives, which I
Speaker 2: understand you.
Speaker 1: Plus I think they don't live in the same state. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he missed the memo. Yeah, but after that conversation, it
Speaker 1: was very clear that she couldn't try to make him
Speaker 1: dislike her anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, she was just giving him all the signs to
Speaker 2: beat it. So Craig says he's happy that page career
Speaker 2: has taken off, which I really thought, like He's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not, but she reminds him that there will.
Speaker 1: Be He's like saying, you've changed since your career took off.
Speaker 2: I mean, what would you say if, Dolores there's going
Speaker 2: to be weeks, Well, we can't see each other. There's weeks.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: You me, I'd be happy right like me, Like in
Speaker 1: my world, I'm like, oh great, I won't see it
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks, Like I didn't see Paul
Speaker 1: for a whole month. Sometimes it's nice not to see
Speaker 1: each other for a little while. But he's not having it.
Speaker 1: He wants to, you know, he wants to advance to
Speaker 1: the next step, and it's just the stars are not aligned.
Speaker 2: Well, he's grabbing onto her by her ankles and she
Speaker 2: bragging him because she is to fount it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you feel it?
Speaker 1: Like it was like I felt bad for him, and
Speaker 1: I know what she's going through because I don't think
Speaker 1: she wants to hurt.
Speaker 2: Him on National TV or period.
Speaker 1: I don't think they had any type of tumultuous who
Speaker 1: relationship where they hated each other.
Speaker 3: It just she went in a different direction.
Speaker 2: Boy, did she so, Craig said, I never thought I'd
Speaker 2: be in a submissive relationship. What kind of statement is that?
Speaker 2: Steeling like a little bitch, he.
Speaker 1: Was feeling like he wasn't that oblivious to what she
Speaker 1: was doing, right, He's not a dumb dumb. You have
Speaker 1: to be a dumb dumb to not see what's going
Speaker 1: on here. Once that, once somebody in the relationship gets
Speaker 1: to that point, and there's no coming back, once that
Speaker 1: spark is gone.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if he started pulling back after that. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be interesting to see how this goes down, because
Speaker 2: if somebody was telling me that, I would just like
Speaker 2: back off, And it's not hard to back off when
Speaker 2: you don't live in the same state.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it is hard to back off because it's
Speaker 1: it's their relationship has been.
Speaker 3: A long distance relationship from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's like they're normal for them, where they
Speaker 1: made an effort to see each other until they could
Speaker 1: be together. But somewhere along this line, she decided that
Speaker 1: she didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Well, because you get found somebody new and rich. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know if that happened.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, whatever it was, whether it's that, whether
Speaker 1: it's Gigglely Squad blowing up insane, whether it's just coming
Speaker 1: into your.
Speaker 3: Own and just wanting to.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you grow out of people at your wings.
Speaker 2: Yes, you grow to people. You're with somebody for three
Speaker 2: years and then you're like it's hard for sure, but
Speaker 2: then you're like, you know what, this is not my
Speaker 2: forever guy, this is not it. And I think that's
Speaker 2: what she felt, and she's like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go do. Giggly Squad oppens every day.
Speaker 1: It happens every day, and it seeks for the person
Speaker 1: that doesn't see it coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he even knew like ten out of ten
Speaker 2: times she would choose a work over him, or being married,
Speaker 2: or kids or any I.
Speaker 1: Think he started to pull back and save face, I hope.
Speaker 3: So I think that he.
Speaker 1: Was like, all right, let me let me say, oh well,
Speaker 1: I know you want to choose your work.
Speaker 3: And I don't think it started out like that.
Speaker 1: I think this is something new and it's really hard.
Speaker 2: I really Yeah, if you really love somebody, you okay,
Speaker 2: go do your work, Go do that, go on tour,
Speaker 2: do that, like it's not going to stop you.
Speaker 1: Right, No, but he he loves her. I don't think
Speaker 1: he wants to. I think that he feels the pull away,
Speaker 1: and I feel he feels the distance, and that's what
Speaker 1: he's he's upset about, not that she wants to work.
Speaker 2: But at the end of this episode, I think that
Speaker 2: we can both agree she wanted out of that relationship.
Speaker 1: I agree, and I felt it in you know, Paige.
Speaker 1: I felt it on her end, like sometimes so sad,
Speaker 1: but sometimes but by now he's okay. So, but sometimes
Speaker 1: when someone's doing that to the other person, whether they
Speaker 1: found someone else or whether they just don't want to
Speaker 1: hurt the other person because they've grown out of them.
Speaker 3: They feel so bad. I don't see her having any
Speaker 3: remorse on this.
Speaker 1: I see her being like, all right, let me just
Speaker 1: get just like, let's go on with this, let's get
Speaker 1: this on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that obviously she still cared about him, but
Speaker 2: she knew long run, this is not well.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I think she's she's secure with
Speaker 1: her decision and she just wants to get out.
Speaker 2: Next season she'll be knocked up married.
Speaker 1: It'll be the curse of Summer house watch.
Speaker 3: Where you sit.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't drink the water exactly. Well, that's it
Speaker 2: for today.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 2: That was so much.
Speaker 1: Houses gives us some good dirt to talk about.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm sure i'll see you in another day.
Speaker 3: You look so good. It made my day.
Speaker 1: The sun's a little brighter, even though my shades have
Speaker 1: to go down before I get yelled at.
Speaker 2: So walk around your shirt off in front of the
Speaker 2: shades down, shades down, shades down.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that. I do it.
Speaker 1: The people are going to see what we Your fucking
Speaker 1: house is on TV, bro Bro Yes, bye, bye bye.