Speaker 1: Hello, Hello there.
Speaker 2: Wow, it feels so this feels so foreign. It's been
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 1: It's just us two, I know, welcome back to Good
Speaker 1: Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and I'm Mila.
Speaker 2: And it's a mini solo, bitches.
Speaker 1: It's a little check in. It's been a while since
Speaker 1: we had a little solo, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: need to talk to my friend.
Speaker 2: You know, this feels very nostalgic, of like when we
Speaker 2: used to record in the beginning, where we record really
Speaker 2: late at night, and like the kids would maybe be
Speaker 2: asleep or like passed out or possibly just playing at
Speaker 2: midnight because we all both had work and the only
Speaker 2: time we could record was at nine pm.
Speaker 1: I know we've come a long way. I was just
Speaker 1: literally reflecting on that today and this has been quite
Speaker 1: a fucking year for accomplishments, bitch.
Speaker 2: I know, it's kind of crazy. It's so wild. I
Speaker 2: was having this conversation today about accomplishments and like how
Speaker 2: grateful I am, but also there's no butt, and also
Speaker 2: I have trouble living in the moment with them because
Speaker 2: I'm moving one hundred miles per hour all the time
Speaker 2: in my brain, Like my brain literally doesn't shut up.
Speaker 2: If someone can help me turn my brain off, please
Speaker 2: please God, for the love of fucking.
Speaker 1: God, Tantra Tanta can help you turn in.
Speaker 2: It's helping. But girl, I'm in the same course as you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, I really need to up
Speaker 1: my meditations because same, I am constantly a little bit
Speaker 1: anxious and I'm realizing like it is preventing me from
Speaker 1: living in the present and like because there's so much
Speaker 1: to be done all the time. But I'm like, so
Speaker 1: much has been done. We've accomplished a lot, has a lot.
Speaker 2: It's just like go like fly free bird aka business
Speaker 2: good Moms. But also like I you know you said
Speaker 2: this earlier today, You're like I missed the days where
Speaker 2: we were just like record in the dining room. Like
Speaker 2: now there's people that like watch us, and like it
Speaker 2: feels like more of a thing. But I don't know,
Speaker 2: like when I do sit down and I think we
Speaker 2: probably just need to do more solo episodes. To be honest,
Speaker 2: we've been like we've been in the mix. I've been
Speaker 2: just enjoying talking to people too.
Speaker 1: You know, I know I do enjoy talking to people,
Speaker 1: but I forget like I didn't forget because I did.
Speaker 1: I say that today like I do. I do miss
Speaker 1: these late nights, Like it just kind of felt like
Speaker 1: a confessional. Even though I know people were eventually going
Speaker 1: to listen, it didn't feel like anyone was going to listen,
Speaker 1: So it made it made it incredibly easy to just lah,
Speaker 1: say whatever, but how are you? I'm good? You know,
Speaker 1: this week we had we're in the like last full moon.
Speaker 1: Energy of the last full moon of the year is
Speaker 1: like kind of still upon us. It was yesterday, it
Speaker 1: was two nights ago now, but I feel it like
Speaker 1: it's I've really been feeling like I need to kind
Speaker 1: of reflect on this year and on our accomplishments, because
Speaker 1: it's it's pretty huge, bitch, It's pretty huge, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to wake up and it'd be like I
Speaker 1: forgot the ride, you know, like it will be five
Speaker 1: years in March that we decided to do this shit.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, we've made so many fucking memories.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the time we drove to Mexico.
Speaker 2: And then my car blew up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you left your passport in the old
Speaker 1: car and then we had to turn around on Friday,
Speaker 1: La traffic and go back and get it. So like
Speaker 1: a three hour drive was like sixteen hours.
Speaker 2: My fucking car blew up and we just I think
Speaker 2: I just left it there.
Speaker 1: Like we got picked We got picked up by a
Speaker 1: tow truck. We rented a car.
Speaker 2: We were gonna get to Mexico, bitch, no matter what.
Speaker 1: All of our food and belongings in a new car.
Speaker 1: Left that car there, started driving again in fucking five
Speaker 1: o'clock Friday LA traffic, and then an hour, maybe thirty
Speaker 1: minutes from the border, Erica goes, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: left our passports in the other car, and we just
Speaker 1: looked at each other like what the fuck. I was like, wow.
Speaker 1: We didn't have any choice but to laugh.
Speaker 2: And we had the kids in the backseat.
Speaker 1: And they were like three, they were like little the
Speaker 1: kids floor and then we were like, should we get
Speaker 1: a hotel? I'm like, we don't have enough money to
Speaker 1: get We're like, no, we can't do That.
Speaker 2: Floor was the one because everyone was like, we can't
Speaker 2: cross the border. The border at night, the border at night.
Speaker 2: Things happened at the border at night, and like what
Speaker 2: the fuck is happening at the border at night? Crazy
Speaker 2: floor was like we're crossing the border at night.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, yeah, I think we're crossing
Speaker 1: this motherfucking border. We're getting across this border.
Speaker 2: That border cross was the easiest border cross It wasn't
Speaker 2: even a crossing. It was just a continuation of a drive.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares, No one stopped ship, no one looked at
Speaker 2: a passport. We couldn't. We didn't even need a passport.
Speaker 1: No, you needn't want to come back, come back?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, oh my god, I don't. I can't
Speaker 2: believe I made everyone do that. I was like, my
Speaker 2: birthday wish is to cross the border. I went across
Speaker 2: the border guys for my birthday, Like why why? Because
Speaker 2: we're too broke to buy plane tickets to Mexico. So
Speaker 2: we're just like, let's drive.
Speaker 1: And then I recall like I don't even think I
Speaker 1: was supposed to go. I think you like got an
Speaker 1: expensive ass Airbnb and like more people were supposed to go,
Speaker 1: and then you ended up like not the amount of
Speaker 1: people's went it, and you're like, do you want to go,
Speaker 1: You can just give me one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I was like okay, And then that airbnb was a lie,
Speaker 2: and so I got money back. I'm the queen. I
Speaker 2: just want to let everyone know I'm the queen of
Speaker 2: getting money back from the Airbnb.
Speaker 1: Can you please not say that? And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: wants a sponsor.
Speaker 2: They're everything I said here is for entertainment purpose. However, guys,
Speaker 2: if the Airbnb has one thing wrong that does not
Speaker 2: reflected on the ad, I am here to tell you
Speaker 2: that you too can possibly get at least one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars back.
Speaker 1: You know what, Speaking of that, did it ever refund
Speaker 1: give us our fucking refund for that creepy house in
Speaker 1: Costa Rica that one time?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They did, okay, the one that we didn't stay in,
Speaker 2: right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know where it went. I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking of all the like the things that we've
Speaker 1: done in the last four and a half years, all
Speaker 1: the great moments.
Speaker 2: There's too many, it's too many, so many.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that time I flew to San Francisco
Speaker 1: just made a politician that I never spoke on the
Speaker 1: phone to before, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Bitch, I do, Because I was like, are you sure,
Speaker 2: You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. He
Speaker 2: facetimed me in his apartment. You're like, his place is
Speaker 2: so fucking dirty, I have to clean it, Like you're
Speaker 2: in there fucking cleaning it. And then we recorded an episode.
Speaker 2: I think it was on Patreon, and he fucking subscribed
Speaker 2: to Patreon just to hear you talk about him.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was just regular. I don't think
Speaker 1: that I cared enough to put it on Patreon. I
Speaker 1: was like, and his house was dirty. And then he
Speaker 1: texted me the following week after the episode came out
Speaker 1: and apologized he was a good sport. He was a
Speaker 1: good sport. I mean, anybody who really dates us with
Speaker 1: the possibility that we're gonna, in turn go talk major
Speaker 1: shit on the internet. So it's pretty.
Speaker 2: Remember when I went to Nicaragua because I wanted to
Speaker 2: get flewed out so bad because I've never been flewed.
Speaker 1: Out, and I said you should do it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've never been flewed out. He's offering
Speaker 2: to flew me out, Like, fuck it right, I don't
Speaker 2: like him at all. I'm like, I'm gonna hold my ground.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be great practice of no. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say no no matter what.
Speaker 1: In Nicaragua on somebody else's dime.
Speaker 2: That nigga flew me out to Nicaragua in the middle
Speaker 2: of a war, fucking war zone happening. Had no idea, bitch,
Speaker 2: that there was a fucking a coop what they called
Speaker 2: it a coop happening.
Speaker 1: That was probably the first time I like genuinely prayed
Speaker 1: over my friend. I was like, please God, I told
Speaker 1: her to go, Please God, don't let her get kidnapped
Speaker 1: and killed in a Nicaraguan war because I told her
Speaker 1: to get flewed out, bitch.
Speaker 2: Literally, I could not be here. I was scared driving
Speaker 2: through the jungle with getting stopped multiple times with guys
Speaker 2: with machetes with also a local Nicaragua because the nigga
Speaker 2: who flewed me out didn't come pick me up from
Speaker 2: the airport and also failed to mention that the hotel
Speaker 2: was like two and a half hours from the airport.
Speaker 1: He said, you coming to get this love, and baby.
Speaker 2: There was no love in May, just lots this dry
Speaker 2: humping and coming in pants And I don't mean me.
Speaker 1: I remember the time. Do you remember the time I
Speaker 1: cheated on Adventure Bay? And then I met a nigga
Speaker 1: on the internet and my DMS that was pretty cute
Speaker 1: and he said, do you want to come to Tennessee
Speaker 1: And I said, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do because I saw pictures in our dropbox
Speaker 2: of you fucking retwisting his hair and I was like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? Like shut up?
Speaker 1: You know what? Like I'm a weekend lover. I will
Speaker 1: love the fuck out of you for Friday to Monday,
Speaker 1: like Siza, Yeah, Friday and Monday. I mean, yeah, Friday, Monday,
Speaker 1: maybe Sunday, and then I'm out. That's not kind. But
Speaker 1: in my past I get bored.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, remember that time I told you. I
Speaker 2: remember I told the story about my ex boyfriend who
Speaker 2: was cheating on me because we were a long distance
Speaker 2: and he told me that his best friend had one arm.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah I did.
Speaker 2: He told me that his best she she's my best friend,
Speaker 2: she has one arm, she's handicap. I couldn't possibly be
Speaker 2: cheating on her. The bitch definitely had both her arms.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then she? And then didn't she tell? Didn't
Speaker 1: he tell her that you had one arm and.
Speaker 2: I had one arm?
Speaker 1: Yet I would could possibly compell a nigga to tell
Speaker 1: a bitch that the other bitch had one arm so
Speaker 1: to lower her jealousy. That is like prejudice against the
Speaker 1: one armed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know, it was a different time.
Speaker 2: Times weren't a sensitive Now, you know, you can't say
Speaker 2: shit about anything these days. Someone was telling me, like,
Speaker 2: you can't. There's so so many things you can't say anymore,
Speaker 2: like it she said to me the other day, and
Speaker 2: I was like, what we can't say that? I mean,
Speaker 2: I know there's certain politically correct things that are finally
Speaker 2: like there's pilot. We pilot finally put a nail in it, right,
Speaker 2: like people have always said, you can't you know, call
Speaker 2: you know, okay, let me just shut the buck up
Speaker 2: here kill certain people things that we say casually, especially
Speaker 2: I feel like growing up we you know, we're from
Speaker 2: the Valley, Los Angeles, to be exact, there's certain terms
Speaker 2: we just use that are just completely like politically incorrect.
Speaker 2: Like do you remember like gaylord? Like here a gay lord?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Again?
Speaker 2: Just I don't know, like it's not I don't even
Speaker 2: know if it had anything to do with being gay.
Speaker 2: It was just like I like a bitch, I have
Speaker 2: no idea, Like I just remember in elementary school like
Speaker 2: that was the word, like you're such a gay lord,
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? Is a gay lord like lord
Speaker 2: of the gaye.
Speaker 1: I mean there was a strong like year where being
Speaker 1: did yelle, We're just I can't even talk. I talked
Speaker 1: to them like the two thousands. I'm many get can
Speaker 1: I'm telling you we're gonna.
Speaker 2: You get We'll get hung, we'll get in, we'll get
Speaker 2: in trouble. Like now, gay lord, Okay, I think gay lord,
Speaker 2: we can. We can spend it on its on its head.
Speaker 2: It means like it's actually empowering. You are the lord
Speaker 2: of the gaze. Like if you are gay, you are
Speaker 2: the lord of the gays.
Speaker 1: Here's the but here's the thing about the sensitivity of
Speaker 1: this time is like as a black woman first of all,
Speaker 1: then when when I say, like, niggas are sensitive, I'm like,
Speaker 1: am I being insensitive as a black woman to say that,
Speaker 1: because like that's something white people have probably said for years,
Speaker 1: Like black people are so sensitive about slavery, won't they
Speaker 1: just get over it? But at least I can laugh
Speaker 1: about the ridiculousness, Like guess what everybody's gonna get talked about.
Speaker 1: People are gonna say the incorrect term. I mean, I
Speaker 1: told you what happened. I've literally here's the thing about
Speaker 1: having this platform when you say something not politically correct,
Speaker 1: and granted not a lot of people come for us
Speaker 1: because we try to be as correct as possible. But
Speaker 1: like today someone said something to me. I thought I
Speaker 1: was making a funny joke on the internet, and they're like,
Speaker 1: I really love you and I listened to your podcast
Speaker 1: for so long, but that was super insensitive to blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Can we just tell them what it was because it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, guys don't come for me today, Like I can't
Speaker 1: even believe that this is a thing. Okay, that girl's
Speaker 1: gonna listen, she's gonna know.
Speaker 2: I don't care. It's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I think people are bored and it's a thing on Twitter,
Speaker 2: but okay, I don't We're not on Twitter. There's two
Speaker 2: times people have come for me and my dms, but
Speaker 2: today I was like, I didn't see that coming. So
Speaker 2: I've decided to wear our crew neck, our crew neck
Speaker 2: sworter and a white turtleneck underneath because I was and
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be fashionable today and I'm wearing
Speaker 2: like my chest through the molester glasses and my hairs
Speaker 2: like slick back. I don't really look very intractive.
Speaker 1: I look like I'm in Dumb and Dumber in the
Speaker 1: early nineties, Like it's not a look, but it kind
Speaker 1: of looks like a serial killer in the eighties, like
Speaker 1: how they would typically cast a serial killer in the eighties.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is my look today, and I
Speaker 1: might have said Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: And then this girl said that is insensitive to all
Speaker 1: of his victims. That like, as a black woman, I
Speaker 1: watch your show, and I just like, as you supporting women.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe you said that. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, like I wasn't supporting he was
Speaker 1: supporting women.
Speaker 2: After this, he didn't target women.
Speaker 1: He targeted black people, minorities. You're black, right, what I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like it's obviously I don't support the killing
Speaker 1: serial killer, yeah, serial killer like murder. I don't even
Speaker 1: support this fashion. It was a pure mistake. I looked
Speaker 1: in the mirror and I was like, why did I
Speaker 1: wear this? And then it looks maybe little hipster, But
Speaker 1: the point is, God, there's another one I want to tell,
Speaker 1: but I don't like get canceled on a Friday. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna leave it there because I already got already got
Speaker 1: commed for in my dms. But the point is it's
Speaker 1: this is a very like, highly sensitive position to be
Speaker 1: in these days, and like to talk freely is just
Speaker 1: like you better watch what you're saying or else you're
Speaker 1: gonna get fucking canceled on Twitter.
Speaker 2: I know because I think about our early days of podcasting,
Speaker 2: and we were totally politically incorrect all the time. For example,
Speaker 2: our second episode was called is your Man gay or Bye?
Speaker 1: As if we're the fucking experts, So.
Speaker 2: Here's how you find out because we're the gayer bye
Speaker 2: fucking detectives. That's what we do. We are the experts.
Speaker 2: And any person now that listened to that might be upset.
Speaker 1: I might be upset by some shit I said four
Speaker 1: years ago. Shit I was highly offensive. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: we said some pretty stupid shit.
Speaker 2: I'm sure of it absolutely. I stand by what I
Speaker 2: said I was. That's why I was at that.
Speaker 1: Wait, we had an episode dedicated to Rachel Dolezzo.
Speaker 2: I think we need to I think we need to
Speaker 2: go back to this type.
Speaker 1: Of content, but not politically correct.
Speaker 2: We did because we watched that fucking movie and we
Speaker 2: were flabbergasted blowing. I kind of like it deserved a
Speaker 2: whole episode. She deserved a whole episode. There was a
Speaker 2: lot of unpacking to do around that. There's still unpacking.
Speaker 2: I need to check on Rachel. She still have her
Speaker 2: hair shop. She or maybe not her hairshop because think
Speaker 2: it was running out of her house. Maybe by now
Speaker 2: she has a whole a full shop happening.
Speaker 1: I need to check back in on her.
Speaker 2: And honestly, her hair, her hairstyles that she was doing
Speaker 2: on bitches were pretty good. I'm not even gonna fry
Speaker 2: like she.
Speaker 1: Her art was better.
Speaker 2: Her art was good.
Speaker 1: She was she might have been trance black, you know,
Speaker 1: I do honestly. Listen, I told Eric this, some piece
Speaker 1: will have black souls and some people have white ones,
Speaker 1: even if you're black.
Speaker 2: So and it's actually the word you said with spirits
Speaker 2: more hilarious, I did in black spirits they have she
Speaker 2: has a black spirit. I don't know, but you know,
Speaker 2: some we some black people have white spirits, you know,
Speaker 2: like white spirit got trapped in a black body.
Speaker 1: It's possible.
Speaker 2: I listen, I'm convinced. I've witnessed it. I've seen it all.
Speaker 1: See in folk and Kim Folk and some of the
Speaker 1: others might be your brother. I just made that up.
Speaker 2: This is a fucking faculty fact fact fact.
Speaker 1: This this is episode is called we Are Not Politically Correct,
Speaker 1: not be see. I almost apologize for coughing, but guess what, bitches,
Speaker 1: I'm sick again the second time in five years. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna get these coughs because this is a real show.
Speaker 2: You're not sick. You just have a residual cough that
Speaker 2: won't go away.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not sick, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And people are like Orlando was like, you're coughing in
Speaker 1: the microphone. I was like, Nigga, I'm human. What do
Speaker 1: you want from me?
Speaker 2: That's a fact.
Speaker 1: Maybe the episode is called Nigga, I'm human.
Speaker 2: Nigga, I'm human.
Speaker 1: I confine, Nigga, I'm human. Sometimes I don't please Nigga.
Speaker 1: I'm human. I'm not always gonna be right.
Speaker 2: Nigga, I'm human.
Speaker 1: It's just a fact of life. That might be our
Speaker 1: next hit.
Speaker 2: Why well, if podcasting doesn't work out, we're gonna bring
Speaker 2: that group back. Oh my god. The other day I
Speaker 2: went over to Jamila's best friend from the valley's house,
Speaker 2: Danny shout out to Danny.
Speaker 1: Not from the valley.
Speaker 2: It's just from the valley. We're all from the valley.
Speaker 2: But and they were reminiscing on their former girl group.
Speaker 2: And I had no idea that they were like really
Speaker 2: in the trenches, like going to try to get signed.
Speaker 2: But eventually Danny was the reason really they the group
Speaker 2: got disbanded because she finally realized that no one had talent.
Speaker 2: Maybe Damila had the dance moves, but no one else
Speaker 2: had any singing capabilities.
Speaker 1: We were very serious about it.
Speaker 2: What was the name of the group again, I can't I.
Speaker 1: Think it was either I think it was for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure, Sure, I think it was for Sure, or
Speaker 1: maybe it was Genesis. I gotta call re Becca because
Speaker 1: she's Jess. I feel like there was a group called Genesis.
Speaker 2: There was.
Speaker 1: I think they were after us though we were copy us.
Speaker 2: Whoa.
Speaker 1: But it was really serious for me. I was in
Speaker 1: ninth grade. Her mom was really cheering us on. She
Speaker 1: was actually gaslighting us, and we believed it. And I
Speaker 1: was like going to high school like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to leave early because I have a singing class,
Speaker 1: because I have a group. Yeah, I gotta go, we're
Speaker 1: doing singing class today. Her mom is at it like
Speaker 1: religiously picking us up like three days a week and
Speaker 1: taking as far as hell and like a little bucket
Speaker 1: to do singing classes and dance classes. And we believed
Speaker 1: in ourselves. It was real proof about like if you
Speaker 1: tell kids they're good, they'll believe you, like even if
Speaker 1: they're not.
Speaker 2: You know what, it's probably some good foundational confidence buildings
Speaker 2: she put in place for you guys, So that's not
Speaker 2: it was false. You know, you have your talents in
Speaker 2: other places. You knew it was gonna be in entertainment,
Speaker 2: just not singing.
Speaker 1: And now in Lila sings and she's really like into it.
Speaker 1: I really remember that whole Oh my god, do you
Speaker 1: remember Costa Rica When the girls would not stop singing
Speaker 1: in the backseat. She was like, you write the songs
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sing them, and you can never tell
Speaker 1: you unless you're my parents, who were like, shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up, you can't sing, even when I was six.
Speaker 1: You can't tell your six year old or eight year
Speaker 1: old that.
Speaker 2: So my daughter had an audition today for West Side Story.
Speaker 2: She had to sing. I have no idea because she
Speaker 2: kicked me out no clue, drove all I didn't tell you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I left the office today, drove all the way to
Speaker 2: her school, which was took me like thirty five to
Speaker 2: forty minutes to get there because there's traffic, got out,
Speaker 2: met her, told her I was going to meet her
Speaker 2: like and the wherever the fuck the theater or something.
Speaker 2: Saw her. She literally turned the other way and walked
Speaker 2: away from me. Then I said, irie Iri. She still
Speaker 2: ignored me. So then I just sat there. I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm just gonna sit here and just
Speaker 2: wait for her to come to me. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: like make this a big deal like I did at
Speaker 2: the football game a few months ago when I cursed
Speaker 2: around front of all of her friends. And so then
Speaker 2: she came down, and then I was like, so where
Speaker 2: are we going? She's like, Oh, we're going to the
Speaker 2: We've gotta go to the dance. We gotta go to
Speaker 2: the other studio. And I was like, all right, So
Speaker 2: we go and she's kind of like talking to me,
Speaker 2: but like still like doesn't want to fuck with me really,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, so do you want to like go practice?
Speaker 2: Like we can step aside real quick. We've been practicing
Speaker 2: for like weeks. Okay, I've been like telling her to
Speaker 2: how to use vibrato. I'm like, like, you gotta put
Speaker 2: the at the end, like telling her how to like
Speaker 2: just you know, put punctuation on certain words and just
Speaker 2: we never really got to body movement part because we
Speaker 2: were just really focused on the vocals. But anyway, we
Speaker 2: get to the room and I'm like trying to pump
Speaker 2: her up. I'm like trying to pour into her and shit,
Speaker 2: and she is like okay, okay, okay, ok I gotta go,
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I was like, damn. I was like, wow, mother,
Speaker 2: like I've always said, as a really thankless job. But
Speaker 2: then I also came to the realization that even though
Speaker 2: she disrespects me this way, I'm still going to show up,
Speaker 2: like I'm still gonna go every time. I'm still gonna go.
Speaker 2: And that's what I came to the realization too. Today.
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, listen, she's being a little brit
Speaker 2: A little I was gonna say, bitch, brat. I don't
Speaker 2: know both, I should be a little Brich, But I'm
Speaker 2: still gonna show up. I'm still gonna go every single time,
Speaker 2: and she's gonna ignore me and maybe one day she won't.
Speaker 2: But then I asked her how it went, and she
Speaker 2: was very She was very like, she wasn't really saying much.
Speaker 2: So I have no idea how this audition where I
Speaker 2: have no idea if all of my efforts in this
Speaker 2: musical theater song were put in place. But hopefully she
Speaker 2: gets apart.
Speaker 1: Wow, I can't be like auditioning already. Remember when everybody
Speaker 1: got apart? No matter what I.
Speaker 2: Think, everybody does get apart. But I was definitely being
Speaker 2: a stage mom and I was like, you actually can
Speaker 2: you have a good voice, so don't disappoint me. I
Speaker 2: didn't say that, but I was like, you have talent,
Speaker 2: do it? Go for it, Shine.
Speaker 1: I know it's like you can take them to It's
Speaker 1: hard to make your kids not shy, but we need
Speaker 1: to put them in like improv or something so they
Speaker 1: could be like this acting as the Nickelodeon kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do we do?
Speaker 1: We remember what?
Speaker 2: Only in LA do we think this way?
Speaker 1: First of all, they need to earn their keep. Second,
Speaker 1: while Macie said they need to be good at something,
Speaker 1: that's true, they need to feel good at something for sure.
Speaker 2: Los Angeles Babies.
Speaker 1: The LA Babies that we've raised and they're podcasting us moms.
Speaker 1: This has been quite a wild ride. They're big girls now.
Speaker 2: I know they've they've seen it all. They have seen
Speaker 2: it all. Well.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for our show this weekend tomorrow. I'm
Speaker 1: really excited, you know what. It feels like a really
Speaker 1: cool way to kind of wrap up the year, Like
Speaker 1: this will be like our fifth almost our fifth year
Speaker 1: being podcasters. We're now fucking experts. We did a tour
Speaker 1: this year. We get to close our tour in La,
Speaker 1: in our hometown. For real. If you're in La and
Speaker 1: you've been supporting, have you've been listening, please come support
Speaker 1: us and come say hi. I know it's the holidays,
Speaker 1: but treat yourself. Come wo have a mimosa. It's a
Speaker 1: daytime show. It's fucking parent hours approved. The babysitter will
Speaker 1: be available. You don't have to worry about getting back late,
Speaker 1: and like come hang out with you girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited because O'Ryan's gonna be there
Speaker 2: and I'm fully going to force him to eat watermelons
Speaker 2: on stage.
Speaker 1: Now that he's like kind of a friend, I feel
Speaker 1: like we can take it a step further.
Speaker 2: Other fruits, more fruits.
Speaker 1: Do you mind showing me that move again? But maybe
Speaker 1: on your knee?
Speaker 2: Maybe, Like, can you actually eat the watermelon off of
Speaker 2: one of our tribe members? Please, Susie from Susi from
Speaker 2: the audience, please come up. Oriyan's going to eat watermelon
Speaker 2: from your torso.
Speaker 1: I volunteers tribute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited for that. We have Jessica Rose coming
Speaker 2: as well as a guest, which she's fucking hilarious. If
Speaker 2: you don't know who Jessica is, make sure you check
Speaker 2: her out. I'm gona leave her link in this episode description,
Speaker 2: but she's you have to know who a Jessica is.
Speaker 2: At this point, I feel like everybody knows Jessica.
Speaker 1: I know we have a special live performance and yeah,
Speaker 1: we have a lot of special shit planned and this
Speaker 1: show is really fucking fun and you won't be disappointed.
Speaker 1: And I want to come, like see you all in
Speaker 1: person and hug you and all that fun shit. Get
Speaker 1: drunk in the daytime because it is gonna be the daytime.
Speaker 2: So our show starts at twelve thirty, so don't be late.
Speaker 2: There's wine, there's beer, hopefully champagne.
Speaker 1: Maybe bring a bottle of orange juice.
Speaker 2: Bring maybe bring a bottle of orange juice. Smuggles with
Speaker 2: orange juice.
Speaker 1: You're ghetdos.
Speaker 2: I think that's like the perfect way to like set
Speaker 2: off your Saturday pretty much like start here.
Speaker 1: Carry on, Yeah, start here, then go get brunch and
Speaker 1: then yeah, carry on. I know we'll be fucking carrying on.
Speaker 2: I'm carrying the fuck on, Okay.
Speaker 1: I know we've had a very like pretty filled week.
Speaker 1: We've got a studio we're moving in. We fully furnished it.
Speaker 1: We fucking got featured in Rolling fucking Stone. We got
Speaker 1: the final edit of our book cover. Do we respond
Speaker 1: to that email? No, Jesus Christ, I'm gonna think we're terrible.
Speaker 1: We got the inner illustrations of our book. And you
Speaker 1: know what we're ending this year fucking right, bitch with.
Speaker 2: Our rockstar moms.
Speaker 1: If you're a rock star mom or dad or auntie,
Speaker 1: you come to the fucking show this weekend. It's called
Speaker 1: Good Mom's Gone Wild and you two can go wild
Speaker 1: and get funky, funky, funky wow.
Speaker 2: What funky funky.
Speaker 1: You know what that's from. That's from the Cha cha slide. Yeah, funky, funky,
Speaker 1: funky funky wow. You know what I might be old bitch. Today.
Speaker 1: Problem told me that I have veteran pussy, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, the fuck, I don't, Nigga, I have
Speaker 1: Pyt pussy. And He's like, it's a good thing. It's seasoned.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows season pussy. It's extra juicy.
Speaker 1: He said. P Yt pussy just gets you broke and
Speaker 1: at Boston Nova seven times a week. I know. He
Speaker 1: told orlanda look at you. You came up with this veteran pussy.
Speaker 1: He said. Veteran pussy likes to mold like we mold
Speaker 1: our niggas, we make them right.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's very accurate because pyt pussy they
Speaker 2: just want niggas money. They don't have no money. They
Speaker 2: don't have a lot to offer. Unless you're a TikTok star,
Speaker 2: then those pyt pussies have a lot to offer. He
Speaker 2: you know, he's a testament to that. I've seen it myself.
Speaker 2: I've known Problem for about ten years so and I've
Speaker 2: seen how his Wifey has molded him into this this
Speaker 2: very mature young well not young, well, he's young, mature
Speaker 2: man that he is now. Because I know Problem in
Speaker 2: his molly Wood days.
Speaker 1: Okay, what like, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2: Fucked up the level of partying that was happening. I
Speaker 2: was like, I can't There's no way I could keep
Speaker 2: up with this shit. I don't know how he's alive,
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 1: Now, how he's alive, I don't know how I'm alive,
Speaker 1: to be honest, I've done a lot. I've also done
Speaker 1: a lot of partying in my death and tomorrow at
Speaker 1: the fucking Typewriter Dynasty, I'm about to relive my prime
Speaker 1: by turning the fuck up. Relive it, baby, just like
Speaker 1: and you just like this pych pussy.
Speaker 2: Relive that.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing my PAYT pussy back just for y'all. I'm
Speaker 1: acting up full. Y'all want to see payt pussy, Jamila,
Speaker 1: wait till you get there on Saturday afternoon. At twelve
Speaker 1: thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: That's when the pyt pussy come out. Pe watch the
Speaker 2: veteran pussy comes out at night.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like the veteran pussy comes out at
Speaker 1: twelve thirty because we got to get to bed early.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: If you got a better and you would like to
Speaker 1: turn up, you come out to the Veta. If you
Speaker 1: like veteran pussy, you come out to the type ride
Speaker 1: of Dynasty at twelve thirty.
Speaker 2: I think it's the Dynasty Typewriter.
Speaker 1: What am I calling it?
Speaker 2: You said, you definitely sound like an old bitch. Now
Speaker 2: you come out to the top ride of Dynasty.
Speaker 1: You know those Popeyes commercials when they try to act cool, like,
Speaker 1: come to Popeye's and get you some chicken. Come down
Speaker 1: to the top right of Dynasty and get you the
Speaker 1: good Mom's gone wild, so good, make you want to
Speaker 1: slap your mama.
Speaker 2: Sold I'll take I'll take two of them Special all
Speaker 2: Day Rose and Milan Erica shake an ass. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we gotta get some rest so that
Speaker 2: we're rested for our very early show.
Speaker 1: You know, veteran pussy gotta go to sleep, gotta prepare.
Speaker 2: All ten hours of sleep. Okay, so you guys hit
Speaker 2: the link in this episode. Come to the show if
Speaker 2: you're in the LA area. If you're not, just come
Speaker 2: just drive out for your bitches. This Saturday. You can
Speaker 2: get a little hotel Hotel tonight at hoh We're actually
Speaker 2: we're also giving our tribe a discount. So if you
Speaker 2: use promo code g MBC at checkout, you got a
Speaker 2: little special, little discount, So we will see you Saturday.
Speaker 2: This Saturday.
Speaker 1: Bring your bitches, bring your husband, bring your friends. But
Speaker 1: don't bring those kids though.
Speaker 2: Don't bring them, no motherfuckers. Leave them a home.
Speaker 1: We can't wait to see you and celebrate. It's the
Speaker 1: combination of four years of five years of podcasts.
Speaker 2: Cool for you, guys, and we'll see you there.
Speaker 1: Good night night or good morning right.
Speaker 2: Oh, good bye
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