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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello there.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it feels so this feels so foreign. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>so long.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just us two, I know, welcome back to Good

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<v Speaker 1>Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and I'm Mila.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a mini solo, bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little check in. It's been a while since

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<v Speaker 1>we had a little solo, and I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>need to talk to my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, this feels very nostalgic, of like when we

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<v Speaker 2>used to record in the beginning, where we record really

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<v Speaker 2>late at night, and like the kids would maybe be

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<v Speaker 2>asleep or like passed out or possibly just playing at

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<v Speaker 2>midnight because we all both had work and the only

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<v Speaker 2>time we could record was at nine pm.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we've come a long way. I was just

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<v Speaker 1>literally reflecting on that today and this has been quite

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking year for accomplishments, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's kind of crazy. It's so wild. I

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<v Speaker 2>was having this conversation today about accomplishments and like how

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<v Speaker 2>grateful I am, but also there's no butt, and also

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<v Speaker 2>I have trouble living in the moment with them because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm moving one hundred miles per hour all the time

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<v Speaker 2>in my brain, Like my brain literally doesn't shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>If someone can help me turn my brain off, please

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<v Speaker 2>please God, for the love of fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>God, Tantra Tanta can help you turn in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's helping. But girl, I'm in the same course as you, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I was like, I really need to up

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<v Speaker 1>my meditations because same, I am constantly a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>anxious and I'm realizing like it is preventing me from

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<v Speaker 1>living in the present and like because there's so much

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<v Speaker 1>to be done all the time. But I'm like, so

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<v Speaker 1>much has been done. We've accomplished a lot, has a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like go like fly free bird aka business

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<v Speaker 2>good Moms. But also like I you know you said

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<v Speaker 2>this earlier today, You're like I missed the days where

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<v Speaker 2>we were just like record in the dining room. Like

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<v Speaker 2>now there's people that like watch us, and like it

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<v Speaker 2>feels like more of a thing. But I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>like when I do sit down and I think we

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<v Speaker 2>probably just need to do more solo episodes. To be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>we've been like we've been in the mix. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>just enjoying talking to people too.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I know I do enjoy talking to people,

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<v Speaker 1>but I forget like I didn't forget because I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I say that today like I do. I do miss

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<v Speaker 1>these late nights, Like it just kind of felt like

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<v Speaker 1>a confessional. Even though I know people were eventually going

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<v Speaker 1>to listen, it didn't feel like anyone was going to listen,

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<v Speaker 1>So it made it made it incredibly easy to just lah,

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<v Speaker 1>say whatever, but how are you? I'm good? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>this week we had we're in the like last full moon.

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<v Speaker 1>Energy of the last full moon of the year is

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of still upon us. It was yesterday, it

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<v Speaker 1>was two nights ago now, but I feel it like

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<v Speaker 1>it's I've really been feeling like I need to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of reflect on this year and on our accomplishments, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's pretty huge, bitch, It's pretty huge, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to wake up and it'd be like I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot the ride, you know, like it will be five

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<v Speaker 1>years in March that we decided to do this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just like, we've made so many fucking memories.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the time we drove to Mexico.

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<v Speaker 2>And then my car blew up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then you left your passport in the old

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<v Speaker 1>car and then we had to turn around on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>La traffic and go back and get it. So like

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<v Speaker 1>a three hour drive was like sixteen hours.

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<v Speaker 2>My fucking car blew up and we just I think

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<v Speaker 2>I just left it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we got picked We got picked up by a

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<v Speaker 1>tow truck. We rented a car.

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<v Speaker 2>We were gonna get to Mexico, bitch, no matter what.

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<v Speaker 1>All of our food and belongings in a new car.

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<v Speaker 1>Left that car there, started driving again in fucking five

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock Friday LA traffic, and then an hour, maybe thirty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes from the border, Erica goes, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>left our passports in the other car, and we just

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<v Speaker 1>looked at each other like what the fuck. I was like, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't have any choice but to laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>And we had the kids in the backseat.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were like three, they were like little the

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<v Speaker 1>kids floor and then we were like, should we get

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel? I'm like, we don't have enough money to

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<v Speaker 1>get We're like, no, we can't do That.

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<v Speaker 2>Floor was the one because everyone was like, we can't

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<v Speaker 2>cross the border. The border at night, the border at night.

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<v Speaker 2>Things happened at the border at night, and like what

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck is happening at the border at night? Crazy

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<v Speaker 2>floor was like we're crossing the border at night.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, yeah, I think we're crossing

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<v Speaker 1>this motherfucking border. We're getting across this border.

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<v Speaker 2>That border cross was the easiest border cross It wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>even a crossing. It was just a continuation of a drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody cares, No one stopped ship, no one looked at

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<v Speaker 2>a passport. We couldn't. We didn't even need a passport.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you needn't want to come back, come back?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but yeah, oh my god, I don't. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe I made everyone do that. I was like, my

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<v Speaker 2>birthday wish is to cross the border. I went across

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<v Speaker 2>the border guys for my birthday, Like why why? Because

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<v Speaker 2>we're too broke to buy plane tickets to Mexico. So

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<v Speaker 2>we're just like, let's drive.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I recall like I don't even think I

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to go. I think you like got an

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<v Speaker 1>expensive ass Airbnb and like more people were supposed to go,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you ended up like not the amount of

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<v Speaker 1>people's went it, and you're like, do you want to go,

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<v Speaker 1>You can just give me one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like okay, And then that airbnb was a lie,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I got money back. I'm the queen. I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to let everyone know I'm the queen of

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<v Speaker 2>getting money back from the Airbnb.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please not say that? And I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>wants a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 2>They're everything I said here is for entertainment purpose. However, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>if the Airbnb has one thing wrong that does not

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<v Speaker 2>reflected on the ad, I am here to tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that you too can possibly get at least one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>dollars back.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Speaking of that, did it ever refund

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<v Speaker 1>give us our fucking refund for that creepy house in

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<v Speaker 1>Costa Rica that one time?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? They did, okay, the one that we didn't stay in,

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<v Speaker 2>right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I don't know where it went. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just thinking of all the like the things that we've

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<v Speaker 1>done in the last four and a half years, all

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<v Speaker 1>the great moments.

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<v Speaker 2>There's too many, it's too many, so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that time I flew to San Francisco

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<v Speaker 1>just made a politician that I never spoke on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone to before, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch, I do, Because I was like, are you sure,

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<v Speaker 2>You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. He

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<v Speaker 2>facetimed me in his apartment. You're like, his place is

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking dirty, I have to clean it, Like you're

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<v Speaker 2>in there fucking cleaning it. And then we recorded an episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was on Patreon, and he fucking subscribed

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<v Speaker 2>to Patreon just to hear you talk about him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure it was just regular. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that I cared enough to put it on Patreon. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, and his house was dirty. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>texted me the following week after the episode came out

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<v Speaker 1>and apologized he was a good sport. He was a

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<v Speaker 1>good sport. I mean, anybody who really dates us with

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<v Speaker 1>the possibility that we're gonna, in turn go talk major

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<v Speaker 1>shit on the internet. So it's pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when I went to Nicaragua because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get flewed out so bad because I've never been flewed.

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<v Speaker 1>Out, and I said you should do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I've never been flewed out. He's offering

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<v Speaker 2>to flew me out, Like, fuck it right, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like him at all. I'm like, I'm gonna hold my ground.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be great practice of no. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say no no matter what.

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<v Speaker 1>In Nicaragua on somebody else's dime.

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<v Speaker 2>That nigga flew me out to Nicaragua in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of a war, fucking war zone happening. Had no idea, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>that there was a fucking a coop what they called

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<v Speaker 2>it a coop happening.

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<v Speaker 1>That was probably the first time I like genuinely prayed

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<v Speaker 1>over my friend. I was like, please God, I told

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<v Speaker 1>her to go, Please God, don't let her get kidnapped

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<v Speaker 1>and killed in a Nicaraguan war because I told her

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<v Speaker 1>to get flewed out, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, I could not be here. I was scared driving

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<v Speaker 2>through the jungle with getting stopped multiple times with guys

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<v Speaker 2>with machetes with also a local Nicaragua because the nigga

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<v Speaker 2>who flewed me out didn't come pick me up from

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<v Speaker 2>the airport and also failed to mention that the hotel

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<v Speaker 2>was like two and a half hours from the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, you coming to get this love, and baby.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no love in May, just lots this dry

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<v Speaker 2>humping and coming in pants And I don't mean me.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the time. Do you remember the time I

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<v Speaker 1>cheated on Adventure Bay? And then I met a nigga

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet and my DMS that was pretty cute

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, do you want to come to Tennessee

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I do because I saw pictures in our dropbox

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<v Speaker 2>of you fucking retwisting his hair and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing? Like shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Like I'm a weekend lover. I will

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<v Speaker 1>love the fuck out of you for Friday to Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>like Siza, Yeah, Friday and Monday. I mean, yeah, Friday, Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Sunday, and then I'm out. That's not kind. But

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<v Speaker 1>in my past I get bored.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, remember that time I told you. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember I told the story about my ex boyfriend who

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<v Speaker 2>was cheating on me because we were a long distance

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<v Speaker 2>and he told me that his best friend had one arm.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, yeah I did.

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<v Speaker 2>He told me that his best she she's my best friend,

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<v Speaker 2>she has one arm, she's handicap. I couldn't possibly be

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<v Speaker 2>cheating on her. The bitch definitely had both her arms.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, then she? And then didn't she tell? Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>he tell her that you had one arm and.

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<v Speaker 2>I had one arm?

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<v Speaker 1>Yet I would could possibly compell a nigga to tell

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<v Speaker 1>a bitch that the other bitch had one arm so

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<v Speaker 1>to lower her jealousy. That is like prejudice against the

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<v Speaker 1>one armed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. You know, it was a different time.

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<v Speaker 2>Times weren't a sensitive Now, you know, you can't say

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<v Speaker 2>shit about anything these days. Someone was telling me, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. There's so so many things you can't say anymore,

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<v Speaker 2>like it she said to me the other day, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what we can't say that? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I know there's certain politically correct things that are finally

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<v Speaker 2>like there's pilot. We pilot finally put a nail in it, right,

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<v Speaker 2>like people have always said, you can't you know, call

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<v Speaker 2>you know, okay, let me just shut the buck up

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<v Speaker 2>here kill certain people things that we say casually, especially

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like growing up we you know, we're from

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<v Speaker 2>the Valley, Los Angeles, to be exact, there's certain terms

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<v Speaker 2>we just use that are just completely like politically incorrect.

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<v Speaker 2>Like do you remember like gaylord? Like here a gay lord?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? Again?

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<v Speaker 2>Just I don't know, like it's not I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know if it had anything to do with being gay.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like I like a bitch, I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea, Like I just remember in elementary school like

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<v Speaker 2>that was the word, like you're such a gay lord,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what the fuck? Is a gay lord like lord

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<v Speaker 2>of the gaye.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there was a strong like year where being

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<v Speaker 1>did yelle, We're just I can't even talk. I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to them like the two thousands. I'm many get can

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>You get We'll get hung, we'll get in, we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble. Like now, gay lord, Okay, I think gay lord,

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<v Speaker 2>we can. We can spend it on its on its head.

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<v Speaker 2>It means like it's actually empowering. You are the lord

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<v Speaker 2>of the gaze. Like if you are gay, you are

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<v Speaker 2>the lord of the gays.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the but here's the thing about the sensitivity of

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<v Speaker 1>this time is like as a black woman first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>then when when I say, like, niggas are sensitive, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>am I being insensitive as a black woman to say that,

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<v Speaker 1>because like that's something white people have probably said for years,

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<v Speaker 1>Like black people are so sensitive about slavery, won't they

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<v Speaker 1>just get over it? But at least I can laugh

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<v Speaker 1>about the ridiculousness, Like guess what everybody's gonna get talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>People are gonna say the incorrect term. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you what happened. I've literally here's the thing about

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<v Speaker 1>having this platform when you say something not politically correct,

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<v Speaker 1>and granted not a lot of people come for us

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<v Speaker 1>because we try to be as correct as possible. But

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<v Speaker 1>like today someone said something to me. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was making a funny joke on the internet, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I really love you and I listened to your podcast

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<v Speaker 1>for so long, but that was super insensitive to blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just tell them what it was because it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, guys don't come for me today, Like I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even believe that this is a thing. Okay, that girl's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna listen, she's gonna know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. It's like, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>I think people are bored and it's a thing on Twitter,

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<v Speaker 2>but okay, I don't We're not on Twitter. There's two

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<v Speaker 2>times people have come for me and my dms, but

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<v Speaker 2>today I was like, I didn't see that coming. So

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<v Speaker 2>I've decided to wear our crew neck, our crew neck

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<v Speaker 2>sworter and a white turtleneck underneath because I was and

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't trying to be fashionable today and I'm wearing

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<v Speaker 2>like my chest through the molester glasses and my hairs

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<v Speaker 2>like slick back. I don't really look very intractive.

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<v Speaker 1>I look like I'm in Dumb and Dumber in the

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<v Speaker 1>early nineties, Like it's not a look, but it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of looks like a serial killer in the eighties, like

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<v Speaker 1>how they would typically cast a serial killer in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is my look today, and I

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<v Speaker 1>might have said Jeffrey Dahmer.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this girl said that is insensitive to all

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<v Speaker 1>of his victims. That like, as a black woman, I

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<v Speaker 1>watch your show, and I just like, as you supporting women.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe you said that. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh no, like I wasn't supporting he was

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<v Speaker 1>supporting women.

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<v Speaker 2>After this, he didn't target women.

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<v Speaker 1>He targeted black people, minorities. You're black, right, what I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Like it's obviously I don't support the killing

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<v Speaker 1>serial killer, yeah, serial killer like murder. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>support this fashion. It was a pure mistake. I looked

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<v Speaker 1>in the mirror and I was like, why did I

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<v Speaker 1>wear this? And then it looks maybe little hipster, But

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<v Speaker 1>the point is, God, there's another one I want to tell,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't like get canceled on a Friday. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna leave it there because I already got already got

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<v Speaker 1>commed for in my dms. But the point is it's

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<v Speaker 1>this is a very like, highly sensitive position to be

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<v Speaker 1>in these days, and like to talk freely is just

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<v Speaker 1>like you better watch what you're saying or else you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get fucking canceled on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 2>I know because I think about our early days of podcasting,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were totally politically incorrect all the time. For example,

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<v Speaker 2>our second episode was called is your Man gay or Bye?

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<v Speaker 1>As if we're the fucking experts, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's how you find out because we're the gayer bye

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<v Speaker 2>fucking detectives. That's what we do. We are the experts.

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<v Speaker 2>And any person now that listened to that might be upset.

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<v Speaker 1>I might be upset by some shit I said four

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. Shit I was highly offensive. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>we said some pretty stupid shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure of it absolutely. I stand by what I

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<v Speaker 2>said I was. That's why I was at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, we had an episode dedicated to Rachel Dolezzo.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we need to I think we need to

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<v Speaker 2>go back to this type.

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<v Speaker 1>Of content, but not politically correct.

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<v Speaker 2>We did because we watched that fucking movie and we

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<v Speaker 2>were flabbergasted blowing. I kind of like it deserved a

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<v Speaker 2>whole episode. She deserved a whole episode. There was a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of unpacking to do around that. There's still unpacking.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to check on Rachel. She still have her

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<v Speaker 2>hair shop. She or maybe not her hairshop because think

0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:40.720
<v Speaker 2>it was running out of her house. Maybe by now

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<v Speaker 2>she has a whole a full shop happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to check back in on her.

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<v Speaker 2>And honestly, her hair, her hairstyles that she was doing

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<v Speaker 2>on bitches were pretty good. I'm not even gonna fry

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<v Speaker 2>like she.

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<v Speaker 1>Her art was better.

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<v Speaker 2>Her art was good.

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<v Speaker 1>She was she might have been trance black, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I do honestly. Listen, I told Eric this, some piece

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<v Speaker 1>will have black souls and some people have white ones,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you're black.

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<v Speaker 2>So and it's actually the word you said with spirits

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<v Speaker 2>more hilarious, I did in black spirits they have she

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<v Speaker 2>has a black spirit. I don't know, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some we some black people have white spirits, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like white spirit got trapped in a black body.

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<v Speaker 1>It's possible.

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<v Speaker 2>I listen, I'm convinced. I've witnessed it. I've seen it all.

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<v Speaker 1>See in folk and Kim Folk and some of the

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<v Speaker 1>others might be your brother. I just made that up.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a fucking faculty fact fact fact.

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<v Speaker 1>This this is episode is called we Are Not Politically Correct,

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<v Speaker 1>not be see. I almost apologize for coughing, but guess what, bitches,

0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm sick again the second time in five years. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get these coughs because this is a real show.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not sick. You just have a residual cough that

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<v Speaker 2>won't go away.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not sick, but you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>And people are like Orlando was like, you're coughing in

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone. I was like, Nigga, I'm human. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want from me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the episode is called Nigga, I'm human.

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<v Speaker 2>Nigga, I'm human.

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<v Speaker 1>I confine, Nigga, I'm human. Sometimes I don't please Nigga.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm human. I'm not always gonna be right.

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<v Speaker 2>Nigga, I'm human.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a fact of life. That might be our

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<v Speaker 1>next hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Why well, if podcasting doesn't work out, we're gonna bring

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<v Speaker 2>that group back. Oh my god. The other day I

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<v Speaker 2>went over to Jamila's best friend from the valley's house,

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<v Speaker 2>Danny shout out to Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Not from the valley.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just from the valley. We're all from the valley.

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<v Speaker 2>But and they were reminiscing on their former girl group.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had no idea that they were like really

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<v Speaker 2>in the trenches, like going to try to get signed.

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<v Speaker 2>But eventually Danny was the reason really they the group

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<v Speaker 2>got disbanded because she finally realized that no one had talent.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Damila had the dance moves, but no one else

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<v Speaker 2>had any singing capabilities.

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<v Speaker 1>We were very serious about it.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the name of the group again, I can't I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think it was either I think it was for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, Sure, I think it was for Sure, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it was Genesis. I gotta call re Becca because

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<v Speaker 1>she's Jess. I feel like there was a group called Genesis.

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<v Speaker 2>There was.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were after us though we were copy us.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was really serious for me. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>ninth grade. Her mom was really cheering us on. She

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<v Speaker 1>was actually gaslighting us, and we believed it. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like going to high school like, yeah, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to leave early because I have a singing class,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have a group. Yeah, I gotta go, we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing singing class today. Her mom is at it like

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<v Speaker 1>religiously picking us up like three days a week and

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<v Speaker 1>taking as far as hell and like a little bucket

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<v Speaker 1>to do singing classes and dance classes. And we believed

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<v Speaker 1>in ourselves. It was real proof about like if you

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<v Speaker 1>tell kids they're good, they'll believe you, like even if

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<v Speaker 1>they're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, it's probably some good foundational confidence buildings

0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:20.800
<v Speaker 2>she put in place for you guys, So that's not

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<v Speaker 2>it was false. You know, you have your talents in

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<v Speaker 2>other places. You knew it was gonna be in entertainment,

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<v Speaker 2>just not singing.

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<v Speaker 1>And now in Lila sings and she's really like into it.

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<v Speaker 1>I really remember that whole Oh my god, do you

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<v Speaker 1>remember Costa Rica When the girls would not stop singing

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<v Speaker 1>in the backseat. She was like, you write the songs

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna sing them, and you can never tell

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<v Speaker 1>you unless you're my parents, who were like, shut the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck up, you can't sing, even when I was six.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't tell your six year old or eight year

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<v Speaker 1>old that.

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<v Speaker 2>So my daughter had an audition today for West Side Story.

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<v Speaker 2>She had to sing. I have no idea because she

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<v Speaker 2>kicked me out no clue, drove all I didn't tell you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I left the office today, drove all the way to

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<v Speaker 2>her school, which was took me like thirty five to

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<v Speaker 2>forty minutes to get there because there's traffic, got out,

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<v Speaker 2>met her, told her I was going to meet her

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<v Speaker 2>like and the wherever the fuck the theater or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw her. She literally turned the other way and walked

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<v Speaker 2>away from me. Then I said, irie Iri. She still

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<v Speaker 2>ignored me. So then I just sat there. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm just gonna sit here and just

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<v Speaker 2>wait for her to come to me. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>like make this a big deal like I did at

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<v Speaker 2>the football game a few months ago when I cursed

0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:41.639
<v Speaker 2>around front of all of her friends. And so then

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<v Speaker 2>she came down, and then I was like, so where

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<v Speaker 2>are we going? She's like, Oh, we're going to the

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<v Speaker 2>We've gotta go to the dance. We gotta go to

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<v Speaker 2>the other studio. And I was like, all right, So

0:21:48.440 --> 0:21:50.960
<v Speaker 2>we go and she's kind of like talking to me,

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<v Speaker 2>but like still like doesn't want to fuck with me really,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, so do you want to like go practice?

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<v Speaker 2>Like we can step aside real quick. We've been practicing

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<v Speaker 2>for like weeks. Okay, I've been like telling her to

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<v Speaker 2>how to use vibrato. I'm like, like, you gotta put

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<v Speaker 2>the at the end, like telling her how to like

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, put punctuation on certain words and just

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<v Speaker 2>we never really got to body movement part because we

0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:18.800
<v Speaker 2>were just really focused on the vocals. But anyway, we

0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:23.200
<v Speaker 2>get to the room and I'm like trying to pump

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<v Speaker 2>her up. I'm like trying to pour into her and shit,

0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:29.200
<v Speaker 2>and she is like okay, okay, okay, ok I gotta go,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go. I was like, damn. I was like, wow, mother,

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<v Speaker 2>like I've always said, as a really thankless job. But

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<v Speaker 2>then I also came to the realization that even though

0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:41.000
<v Speaker 2>she disrespects me this way, I'm still going to show up,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm still gonna go every time. I'm still gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what I came to the realization too. Today.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Okay, listen, she's being a little brit

0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:51.400
<v Speaker 2>A little I was gonna say, bitch, brat. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know both, I should be a little Brich, But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still gonna show up. I'm still gonna go every single time,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's gonna ignore me and maybe one day she won't.

0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:04.480
<v Speaker 2>But then I asked her how it went, and she

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<v Speaker 2>was very She was very like, she wasn't really saying much.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have no idea how this audition where I

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea if all of my efforts in this

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:19.720
<v Speaker 2>musical theater song were put in place. But hopefully she

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<v Speaker 2>gets apart.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I can't be like auditioning already. Remember when everybody

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<v Speaker 1>got apart? No matter what I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think, everybody does get apart. But I was definitely being

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<v Speaker 2>a stage mom and I was like, you actually can

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<v Speaker 2>you have a good voice, so don't disappoint me. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't say that, but I was like, you have talent,

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<v Speaker 2>do it? Go for it, Shine.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's like you can take them to It's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to make your kids not shy, but we need

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<v Speaker 1>to put them in like improv or something so they

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<v Speaker 1>could be like this acting as the Nickelodeon kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do we do?

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<v Speaker 1>We remember what?

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<v Speaker 2>Only in LA do we think this way?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, they need to earn their keep. Second,

0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 1>while Macie said they need to be good at something,

0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:06.280
<v Speaker 1>that's true, they need to feel good at something for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Los Angeles Babies.

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<v Speaker 1>The LA Babies that we've raised and they're podcasting us moms.

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<v Speaker 1>This has been quite a wild ride. They're big girls now.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they've they've seen it all. They have seen

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<v Speaker 2>it all. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for our show this weekend tomorrow. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really excited, you know what. It feels like a really

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<v Speaker 1>cool way to kind of wrap up the year, Like

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<v Speaker 1>this will be like our fifth almost our fifth year

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<v Speaker 1>being podcasters. We're now fucking experts. We did a tour

0:24:46.680 --> 0:24:48.520
<v Speaker 1>this year. We get to close our tour in La,

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<v Speaker 1>in our hometown. For real. If you're in La and

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<v Speaker 1>you've been supporting, have you've been listening, please come support

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<v Speaker 1>us and come say hi. I know it's the holidays,

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<v Speaker 1>but treat yourself. Come wo have a mimosa. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>daytime show. It's fucking parent hours approved. The babysitter will

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<v Speaker 1>be available. You don't have to worry about getting back late,

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<v Speaker 1>and like come hang out with you girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited because O'Ryan's gonna be there

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm fully going to force him to eat watermelons

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<v Speaker 2>on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that he's like kind of a friend, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we can take it a step further.

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<v Speaker 2>Other fruits, more fruits.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mind showing me that move again? But maybe

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<v Speaker 1>on your knee?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, Like, can you actually eat the watermelon off of

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<v Speaker 2>one of our tribe members? Please, Susie from Susi from

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<v Speaker 2>the audience, please come up. Oriyan's going to eat watermelon

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<v Speaker 2>from your torso.

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<v Speaker 1>I volunteers tribute.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm excited for that. We have Jessica Rose coming

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<v Speaker 2>as well as a guest, which she's fucking hilarious. If

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know who Jessica is, make sure you check

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<v Speaker 2>her out. I'm gona leave her link in this episode description,

0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:04.520
<v Speaker 2>but she's you have to know who a Jessica is.

0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:06.199
<v Speaker 2>At this point, I feel like everybody knows Jessica.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we have a special live performance and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a lot of special shit planned and this

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<v Speaker 1>show is really fucking fun and you won't be disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to come, like see you all in

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<v Speaker 1>person and hug you and all that fun shit. Get

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:27.800
<v Speaker 1>drunk in the daytime because it is gonna be the daytime.

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<v Speaker 2>So our show starts at twelve thirty, so don't be late.

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<v Speaker 2>There's wine, there's beer, hopefully champagne.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe bring a bottle of orange juice.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring maybe bring a bottle of orange juice. Smuggles with

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<v Speaker 2>orange juice.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ghetdos.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's like the perfect way to like set

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<v Speaker 2>off your Saturday pretty much like start here.

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<v Speaker 1>Carry on, Yeah, start here, then go get brunch and

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<v Speaker 1>then yeah, carry on. I know we'll be fucking carrying on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm carrying the fuck on, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we've had a very like pretty filled week.

0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:11.760
<v Speaker 1>We've got a studio we're moving in. We fully furnished it.

0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:15.960
<v Speaker 1>We fucking got featured in Rolling fucking Stone. We got

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>the final edit of our book cover. Do we respond

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 1>to that email? No, Jesus Christ, I'm gonna think we're terrible.

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:27.679
<v Speaker 1>We got the inner illustrations of our book. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what we're ending this year fucking right, bitch with.

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<v Speaker 2>Our rockstar moms.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a rock star mom or dad or auntie,

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<v Speaker 1>you come to the fucking show this weekend. It's called

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Good Mom's Gone Wild and you two can go wild

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<v Speaker 1>and get funky, funky, funky wow.

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<v Speaker 2>What funky funky.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that's from. That's from the Cha cha slide. Yeah, funky, funky,

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<v Speaker 1>funky funky wow. You know what I might be old bitch. Today.

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<v Speaker 1>Problem told me that I have veteran pussy, and I

0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:07.919
<v Speaker 1>was like, no, the fuck, I don't, Nigga, I have

0:28:08.000 --> 0:28:11.360
<v Speaker 1>Pyt pussy. And He's like, it's a good thing. It's seasoned.

0:28:13.880 --> 0:28:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows season pussy. It's extra juicy.

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 1>He said. P Yt pussy just gets you broke and

0:28:19.600 --> 0:28:22.399
<v Speaker 1>at Boston Nova seven times a week. I know. He

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:25.800
<v Speaker 1>told orlanda look at you. You came up with this veteran pussy.

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>He said. Veteran pussy likes to mold like we mold

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>our niggas, we make them right.

0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:34.159
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's very accurate because pyt pussy they

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 2>just want niggas money. They don't have no money. They

0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 2>don't have a lot to offer. Unless you're a TikTok star,

0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:42.719
<v Speaker 2>then those pyt pussies have a lot to offer. He

0:28:42.800 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, he's a testament to that. I've seen it myself.

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 2>I've known Problem for about ten years so and I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen how his Wifey has molded him into this this

0:28:51.680 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 2>very mature young well not young, well, he's young, mature

0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 2>man that he is now. Because I know Problem in

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<v Speaker 2>his molly Wood days.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what like, I can't even imagine.

0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Fucked up the level of partying that was happening. I

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 2>was like, I can't There's no way I could keep

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 2>up with this shit. I don't know how he's alive,

0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:15.680
<v Speaker 2>to be honest.

0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Now, how he's alive, I don't know how I'm alive,

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 1>to be honest, I've done a lot. I've also done

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:25.440
<v Speaker 1>a lot of partying in my death and tomorrow at

0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:29.240
<v Speaker 1>the fucking Typewriter Dynasty, I'm about to relive my prime

0:29:29.400 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>by turning the fuck up. Relive it, baby, just like

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:35.479
<v Speaker 1>and you just like this pych pussy.

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Relive that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing my PAYT pussy back just for y'all. I'm

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:45.160
<v Speaker 1>acting up full. Y'all want to see payt pussy, Jamila,

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:48.000
<v Speaker 1>wait till you get there on Saturday afternoon. At twelve

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when the pyt pussy come out. Pe watch the

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:53.560
<v Speaker 2>veteran pussy comes out at night.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I feel like the veteran pussy comes out at

0:29:55.680 --> 0:29:57.400
<v Speaker 1>twelve thirty because we got to get to bed early.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got a better and you would like to

0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:03.000
<v Speaker 1>turn up, you come out to the Veta. If you

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 1>like veteran pussy, you come out to the type ride

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 1>of Dynasty at twelve thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the Dynasty Typewriter.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I calling it?

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<v Speaker 2>You said, you definitely sound like an old bitch. Now

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:16.880
<v Speaker 2>you come out to the top ride of Dynasty.

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:20.680
<v Speaker 1>You know those Popeyes commercials when they try to act cool, like,

0:30:21.040 --> 0:30:24.080
<v Speaker 1>come to Popeye's and get you some chicken. Come down

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:26.239
<v Speaker 1>to the top right of Dynasty and get you the

0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 1>good Mom's gone wild, so good, make you want to

0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:30.280
<v Speaker 1>slap your mama.

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Sold I'll take I'll take two of them Special all

0:30:34.440 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Day Rose and Milan Erica shake an ass. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, we gotta get some rest so that

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 2>we're rested for our very early show.

0:30:48.360 --> 0:30:51.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, veteran pussy gotta go to sleep, gotta prepare.

0:30:50.960 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 2>All ten hours of sleep. Okay, so you guys hit

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<v Speaker 2>the link in this episode. Come to the show if

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:01.080
<v Speaker 2>you're in the LA area. If you're not, just come

0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:03.440
<v Speaker 2>just drive out for your bitches. This Saturday. You can

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 2>get a little hotel Hotel tonight at hoh We're actually

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 2>we're also giving our tribe a discount. So if you

0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 2>use promo code g MBC at checkout, you got a

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:21.000
<v Speaker 2>little special, little discount, So we will see you Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>This Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring your bitches, bring your husband, bring your friends. But

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:28.400
<v Speaker 1>don't bring those kids though.

0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 2>Don't bring them, no motherfuckers. Leave them a home.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't wait to see you and celebrate. It's the

0:31:35.440 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 1>combination of four years of five years of podcasts.

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Cool for you, guys, and we'll see you there.

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<v Speaker 1>Good night night or good morning right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, good bye

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<v Speaker 1>The Lalos and La