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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello there.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it feels so this feels so foreign. It's been

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Speaker 2: so long.

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Speaker 1: It's just us two, I know, welcome back to Good

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Speaker 1: Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and I'm Mila.

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Speaker 2: And it's a mini solo, bitches.

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Speaker 1: It's a little check in. It's been a while since

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Speaker 1: we had a little solo, and I feel like I

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Speaker 1: need to talk to my friend.

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Speaker 2: You know, this feels very nostalgic, of like when we

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Speaker 2: used to record in the beginning, where we record really

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Speaker 2: late at night, and like the kids would maybe be

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Speaker 2: asleep or like passed out or possibly just playing at

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Speaker 2: midnight because we all both had work and the only

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Speaker 2: time we could record was at nine pm.

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Speaker 1: I know we've come a long way. I was just

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Speaker 1: literally reflecting on that today and this has been quite

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Speaker 1: a fucking year for accomplishments, bitch.

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Speaker 2: I know, it's kind of crazy. It's so wild. I

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Speaker 2: was having this conversation today about accomplishments and like how

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Speaker 2: grateful I am, but also there's no butt, and also

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Speaker 2: I have trouble living in the moment with them because

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Speaker 2: I'm moving one hundred miles per hour all the time

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Speaker 2: in my brain, Like my brain literally doesn't shut up.

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Speaker 2: If someone can help me turn my brain off, please

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Speaker 2: please God, for the love of fucking.

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Speaker 1: God, Tantra Tanta can help you turn in.

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Speaker 2: It's helping. But girl, I'm in the same course as you, bitch.

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Speaker 1: I know. I was like, I really need to up

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Speaker 1: my meditations because same, I am constantly a little bit

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Speaker 1: anxious and I'm realizing like it is preventing me from

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Speaker 1: living in the present and like because there's so much

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Speaker 1: to be done all the time. But I'm like, so

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Speaker 1: much has been done. We've accomplished a lot, has a lot.

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Speaker 2: It's just like go like fly free bird aka business

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Speaker 2: good Moms. But also like I you know you said

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Speaker 2: this earlier today, You're like I missed the days where

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Speaker 2: we were just like record in the dining room. Like

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Speaker 2: now there's people that like watch us, and like it

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Speaker 2: feels like more of a thing. But I don't know,

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Speaker 2: like when I do sit down and I think we

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Speaker 2: probably just need to do more solo episodes. To be honest,

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Speaker 2: we've been like we've been in the mix. I've been

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Speaker 2: just enjoying talking to people too.

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Speaker 1: You know, I know I do enjoy talking to people,

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Speaker 1: but I forget like I didn't forget because I did.

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Speaker 1: I say that today like I do. I do miss

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Speaker 1: these late nights, Like it just kind of felt like

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Speaker 1: a confessional. Even though I know people were eventually going

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Speaker 1: to listen, it didn't feel like anyone was going to listen,

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Speaker 1: So it made it made it incredibly easy to just lah,

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Speaker 1: say whatever, but how are you? I'm good? You know,

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Speaker 1: this week we had we're in the like last full moon.

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Speaker 1: Energy of the last full moon of the year is

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Speaker 1: like kind of still upon us. It was yesterday, it

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Speaker 1: was two nights ago now, but I feel it like

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Speaker 1: it's I've really been feeling like I need to kind

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Speaker 1: of reflect on this year and on our accomplishments, because

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Speaker 1: it's it's pretty huge, bitch, It's pretty huge, and I

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Speaker 1: don't want to wake up and it'd be like I

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Speaker 1: forgot the ride, you know, like it will be five

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Speaker 1: years in March that we decided to do this shit.

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Speaker 1: And I was just like, we've made so many fucking memories.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the time we drove to Mexico.

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Speaker 2: And then my car blew up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you left your passport in the old

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Speaker 1: a three hour drive was like sixteen hours.

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Speaker 2: My fucking car blew up and we just I think

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Speaker 2: I just left it there.

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Speaker 1: Like we got picked We got picked up by a

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Speaker 1: tow truck. We rented a car.

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Speaker 2: We were gonna get to Mexico, bitch, no matter what.

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Speaker 1: All of our food and belongings in a new car.

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Speaker 1: Left that car there, started driving again in fucking five

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Speaker 1: o'clock Friday LA traffic, and then an hour, maybe thirty

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Speaker 2: And we had the kids in the backseat.

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Speaker 1: And they were like three, they were like little the

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Speaker 2: Floor was the one because everyone was like, we can't

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Speaker 2: cross the border. The border at night, the border at night.

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Speaker 2: Things happened at the border at night, and like what

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Speaker 2: the fuck is happening at the border at night? Crazy

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, yeah, I think we're crossing

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Speaker 1: this motherfucking border. We're getting across this border.

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Speaker 2: That border cross was the easiest border cross It wasn't

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Speaker 2: even a crossing. It was just a continuation of a drive.

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Speaker 2: Nobody cares, No one stopped ship, no one looked at

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Speaker 2: a passport. We couldn't. We didn't even need a passport.

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Speaker 1: No, you needn't want to come back, come back?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, oh my god, I don't. I can't

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Speaker 2: believe I made everyone do that. I was like, my

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Speaker 2: the border guys for my birthday, Like why why? Because

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Speaker 2: we're too broke to buy plane tickets to Mexico. So

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Speaker 2: we're just like, let's drive.

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Speaker 1: And then I recall like I don't even think I

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Speaker 1: was supposed to go. I think you like got an

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Speaker 1: expensive ass Airbnb and like more people were supposed to go,

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Speaker 1: You can just give me one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: I was like okay, And then that airbnb was a lie,

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Speaker 2: and so I got money back. I'm the queen. I

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Speaker 2: just want to let everyone know I'm the queen of

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Speaker 2: getting money back from the Airbnb.

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Speaker 1: Can you please not say that? And I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: wants a sponsor.

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Speaker 2: They're everything I said here is for entertainment purpose. However, guys,

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Speaker 2: if the Airbnb has one thing wrong that does not

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Speaker 2: reflected on the ad, I am here to tell you

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Speaker 2: that you too can possibly get at least one hundred

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Speaker 1: You know what, Speaking of that, did it ever refund

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Speaker 1: give us our fucking refund for that creepy house in

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Speaker 1: Costa Rica that one time?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? They did, okay, the one that we didn't stay in,

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Speaker 2: right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know where it went. I'm

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Speaker 1: just thinking of all the like the things that we've

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Speaker 1: done in the last four and a half years, all

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Speaker 1: the great moments.

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Speaker 2: There's too many, it's too many, so many.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that time I flew to San Francisco

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Speaker 1: just made a politician that I never spoke on the

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Speaker 2: Bitch, I do, Because I was like, are you sure,

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Speaker 2: You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. He

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Speaker 2: facetimed me in his apartment. You're like, his place is

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Speaker 2: so fucking dirty, I have to clean it, Like you're

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Speaker 2: in there fucking cleaning it. And then we recorded an episode.

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Speaker 2: I think it was on Patreon, and he fucking subscribed

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was just regular. I don't think

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Speaker 1: was like, and his house was dirty. And then he

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Speaker 1: and apologized he was a good sport. He was a

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Speaker 1: good sport. I mean, anybody who really dates us with

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Speaker 1: the possibility that we're gonna, in turn go talk major

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Speaker 2: Remember when I went to Nicaragua because I wanted to

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Speaker 2: get flewed out so bad because I've never been flewed.

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Speaker 1: Out, and I said you should do it.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I've never been flewed out. He's offering

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Speaker 2: to flew me out, Like, fuck it right, I don't

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Speaker 2: like him at all. I'm like, I'm gonna hold my ground.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be great practice of no. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say no no matter what.

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Speaker 1: In Nicaragua on somebody else's dime.

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Speaker 2: That nigga flew me out to Nicaragua in the middle

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Speaker 2: of a war, fucking war zone happening. Had no idea, bitch,

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Speaker 2: that there was a fucking a coop what they called

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Speaker 1: That was probably the first time I like genuinely prayed

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Speaker 1: over my friend. I was like, please God, I told

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Speaker 1: her to go, Please God, don't let her get kidnapped

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Speaker 1: and killed in a Nicaraguan war because I told her

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Speaker 2: Literally, I could not be here. I was scared driving

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Speaker 2: the airport and also failed to mention that the hotel

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Speaker 1: He said, you coming to get this love, and baby.

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Speaker 2: There was no love in May, just lots this dry

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Speaker 2: humping and coming in pants And I don't mean me.

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Speaker 1: I remember the time. Do you remember the time I

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Speaker 1: cheated on Adventure Bay? And then I met a nigga

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Speaker 1: And I said, okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I do because I saw pictures in our dropbox

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Speaker 2: of you fucking retwisting his hair and I was like,

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Speaker 1: You know what? Like I'm a weekend lover. I will

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Speaker 1: love the fuck out of you for Friday to Monday,

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Speaker 1: like Siza, Yeah, Friday and Monday. I mean, yeah, Friday, Monday,

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Speaker 1: maybe Sunday, and then I'm out. That's not kind. But

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, remember that time I told you. I

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Speaker 2: and he told me that his best friend had one arm.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah I did.

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Speaker 2: He told me that his best she she's my best friend,

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Speaker 2: she has one arm, she's handicap. I couldn't possibly be

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Speaker 2: cheating on her. The bitch definitely had both her arms.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then she? And then didn't she tell? Didn't

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Speaker 1: he tell her that you had one arm and.

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Speaker 2: I had one arm?

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Speaker 1: Yet I would could possibly compell a nigga to tell

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Speaker 1: to lower her jealousy. That is like prejudice against the

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Speaker 1: one armed.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know, it was a different time.

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Speaker 2: Times weren't a sensitive Now, you know, you can't say

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Speaker 2: shit about anything these days. Someone was telling me, like,

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Speaker 2: you can't. There's so so many things you can't say anymore,

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Speaker 2: like it she said to me the other day, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, what we can't say that? I mean,

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Speaker 2: I know there's certain politically correct things that are finally

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Speaker 2: like there's pilot. We pilot finally put a nail in it, right,

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Speaker 2: like people have always said, you can't you know, call

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Speaker 2: here kill certain people things that we say casually, especially

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Speaker 2: I feel like growing up we you know, we're from

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Speaker 2: the Valley, Los Angeles, to be exact, there's certain terms

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Speaker 2: I know because I think about our early days of podcasting,

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Speaker 1: As if we're the fucking experts, So.

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Speaker 2: Here's how you find out because we're the gayer bye

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Speaker 2: And any person now that listened to that might be upset.

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Speaker 2: I think we need to I think we need to

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Speaker 2: We did because we watched that fucking movie and we

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Speaker 2: So and it's actually the word you said with spirits

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Speaker 2: some we some black people have white spirits, you know,

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Speaker 2: I listen, I'm convinced. I've witnessed it. I've seen it all.

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Speaker 1: This this is episode is called we Are Not Politically Correct,

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Speaker 1: not be see. I almost apologize for coughing, but guess what, bitches,

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Speaker 2: That's a fact.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the episode is called Nigga, I'm human.

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Speaker 1: I confine, Nigga, I'm human. Sometimes I don't please Nigga.

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Speaker 2: just you know, put punctuation on certain words and just

437
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Speaker 2: we never really got to body movement part because we

438
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Speaker 2: were just really focused on the vocals. But anyway, we

439
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 2: get to the room and I'm like trying to pump

440
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Speaker 2: her up. I'm like trying to pour into her and shit,

441
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 2: and she is like okay, okay, okay, ok I gotta go,

442
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Speaker 2: I gotta go. I was like, damn. I was like, wow, mother,

443
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 2: like I've always said, as a really thankless job. But

444
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Speaker 2: then I also came to the realization that even though

445
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Speaker 2: she disrespects me this way, I'm still going to show up,

446
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Speaker 2: like I'm still gonna go every time. I'm still gonna go.

447
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Speaker 2: And that's what I came to the realization too. Today.

448
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Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, listen, she's being a little brit

449
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Speaker 2: A little I was gonna say, bitch, brat. I don't

450
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,880
Speaker 2: know both, I should be a little Brich, But I'm

451
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: still gonna show up. I'm still gonna go every single time,

452
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Speaker 2: and she's gonna ignore me and maybe one day she won't.

453
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Speaker 2: But then I asked her how it went, and she

454
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Speaker 2: was very She was very like, she wasn't really saying much.

455
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Speaker 2: So I have no idea how this audition where I

456
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 2: have no idea if all of my efforts in this

457
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 2: musical theater song were put in place. But hopefully she

458
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Speaker 2: gets apart.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I can't be like auditioning already. Remember when everybody

460
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 1: got apart? No matter what I.

461
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Speaker 2: Think, everybody does get apart. But I was definitely being

462
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 2: a stage mom and I was like, you actually can

463
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Speaker 2: you have a good voice, so don't disappoint me. I

464
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 2: didn't say that, but I was like, you have talent,

465
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Speaker 2: do it? Go for it, Shine.

466
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Speaker 1: I know it's like you can take them to It's

467
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 1: hard to make your kids not shy, but we need

468
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: to put them in like improv or something so they

469
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: could be like this acting as the Nickelodeon kids.

470
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Speaker 2: Yeah, do we do?

471
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Speaker 1: We remember what?

472
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Speaker 2: Only in LA do we think this way?

473
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Speaker 1: First of all, they need to earn their keep. Second,

474
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: while Macie said they need to be good at something,

475
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: that's true, they need to feel good at something for sure.

476
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Speaker 2: Los Angeles Babies.

477
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: The LA Babies that we've raised and they're podcasting us moms.

478
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: This has been quite a wild ride. They're big girls now.

479
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 2: I know they've they've seen it all. They have seen

480
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Speaker 2: it all. Well.

481
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Speaker 1: I can't wait for our show this weekend tomorrow. I'm

482
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Speaker 1: really excited, you know what. It feels like a really

483
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Speaker 1: cool way to kind of wrap up the year, Like

484
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Speaker 1: this will be like our fifth almost our fifth year

485
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Speaker 1: being podcasters. We're now fucking experts. We did a tour

486
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: this year. We get to close our tour in La,

487
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,479
Speaker 1: in our hometown. For real. If you're in La and

488
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Speaker 1: you've been supporting, have you've been listening, please come support

489
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: us and come say hi. I know it's the holidays,

490
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: but treat yourself. Come wo have a mimosa. It's a

491
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: daytime show. It's fucking parent hours approved. The babysitter will

492
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 1: be available. You don't have to worry about getting back late,

493
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: and like come hang out with you girls.

494
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited because O'Ryan's gonna be there

495
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 2: and I'm fully going to force him to eat watermelons

496
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Speaker 2: on stage.

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Speaker 1: Now that he's like kind of a friend, I feel

498
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Speaker 1: like we can take it a step further.

499
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Speaker 2: Other fruits, more fruits.

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Speaker 1: Do you mind showing me that move again? But maybe

501
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: on your knee?

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00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 2: Maybe, Like, can you actually eat the watermelon off of

503
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Speaker 2: one of our tribe members? Please, Susie from Susi from

504
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 2: the audience, please come up. Oriyan's going to eat watermelon

505
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Speaker 2: from your torso.

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Speaker 1: I volunteers tribute.

507
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited for that. We have Jessica Rose coming

508
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: as well as a guest, which she's fucking hilarious. If

509
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,239
Speaker 2: you don't know who Jessica is, make sure you check

510
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 2: her out. I'm gona leave her link in this episode description,

511
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: but she's you have to know who a Jessica is.

512
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 2: At this point, I feel like everybody knows Jessica.

513
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: I know we have a special live performance and yeah,

514
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: we have a lot of special shit planned and this

515
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 1: show is really fucking fun and you won't be disappointed.

516
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: And I want to come, like see you all in

517
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 1: person and hug you and all that fun shit. Get

518
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: drunk in the daytime because it is gonna be the daytime.

519
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 2: So our show starts at twelve thirty, so don't be late.

520
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 2: There's wine, there's beer, hopefully champagne.

521
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Speaker 1: Maybe bring a bottle of orange juice.

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Speaker 2: Bring maybe bring a bottle of orange juice. Smuggles with

523
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Speaker 2: orange juice.

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Speaker 1: You're ghetdos.

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Speaker 2: I think that's like the perfect way to like set

526
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Speaker 2: off your Saturday pretty much like start here.

527
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Speaker 1: Carry on, Yeah, start here, then go get brunch and

528
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: then yeah, carry on. I know we'll be fucking carrying on.

529
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Speaker 2: I'm carrying the fuck on, Okay.

530
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: I know we've had a very like pretty filled week.

531
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: We've got a studio we're moving in. We fully furnished it.

532
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: We fucking got featured in Rolling fucking Stone. We got

533
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: the final edit of our book cover. Do we respond

534
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: to that email? No, Jesus Christ, I'm gonna think we're terrible.

535
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: We got the inner illustrations of our book. And you

536
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: know what we're ending this year fucking right, bitch with.

537
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 2: Our rockstar moms.

538
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: If you're a rock star mom or dad or auntie,

539
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: you come to the fucking show this weekend. It's called

540
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: Good Mom's Gone Wild and you two can go wild

541
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: and get funky, funky, funky wow.

542
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: What funky funky.

543
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: You know what that's from. That's from the Cha cha slide. Yeah, funky, funky,

544
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 1: funky funky wow. You know what I might be old bitch. Today.

545
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: Problem told me that I have veteran pussy, and I

546
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: was like, no, the fuck, I don't, Nigga, I have

547
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 1: Pyt pussy. And He's like, it's a good thing. It's seasoned.

548
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 2: Everyone knows season pussy. It's extra juicy.

549
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: He said. P Yt pussy just gets you broke and

550
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: at Boston Nova seven times a week. I know. He

551
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: told orlanda look at you. You came up with this veteran pussy.

552
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: He said. Veteran pussy likes to mold like we mold

553
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: our niggas, we make them right.

554
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 2: I feel like that's very accurate because pyt pussy they

555
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 2: just want niggas money. They don't have no money. They

556
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 2: don't have a lot to offer. Unless you're a TikTok star,

557
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,719
Speaker 2: then those pyt pussies have a lot to offer. He

558
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 2: you know, he's a testament to that. I've seen it myself.

559
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: I've known Problem for about ten years so and I've

560
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 2: seen how his Wifey has molded him into this this

561
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 2: very mature young well not young, well, he's young, mature

562
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 2: man that he is now. Because I know Problem in

563
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: his molly Wood days.

564
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: Okay, what like, I can't even imagine.

565
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: Fucked up the level of partying that was happening. I

566
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: was like, I can't There's no way I could keep

567
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 2: up with this shit. I don't know how he's alive,

568
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 2: to be honest.

569
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: Now, how he's alive, I don't know how I'm alive,

570
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: to be honest, I've done a lot. I've also done

571
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: a lot of partying in my death and tomorrow at

572
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: the fucking Typewriter Dynasty, I'm about to relive my prime

573
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: by turning the fuck up. Relive it, baby, just like

574
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,479
Speaker 1: and you just like this pych pussy.

575
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,239
Speaker 2: Relive that.

576
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm bringing my PAYT pussy back just for y'all. I'm

577
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: acting up full. Y'all want to see payt pussy, Jamila,

578
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: wait till you get there on Saturday afternoon. At twelve

579
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: thirty in the afternoon.

580
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: That's when the pyt pussy come out. Pe watch the

581
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: veteran pussy comes out at night.

582
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: No, I feel like the veteran pussy comes out at

583
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: twelve thirty because we got to get to bed early.

584
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: That's true.

585
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: If you got a better and you would like to

586
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: turn up, you come out to the Veta. If you

587
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: like veteran pussy, you come out to the type ride

588
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: of Dynasty at twelve thirty.

589
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: I think it's the Dynasty Typewriter.

590
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: What am I calling it?

591
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 2: You said, you definitely sound like an old bitch. Now

592
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 2: you come out to the top ride of Dynasty.

593
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: You know those Popeyes commercials when they try to act cool, like,

594
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: come to Popeye's and get you some chicken. Come down

595
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,239
Speaker 1: to the top right of Dynasty and get you the

596
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: good Mom's gone wild, so good, make you want to

597
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: slap your mama.

598
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 2: Sold I'll take I'll take two of them Special all

599
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 2: Day Rose and Milan Erica shake an ass. Oh my god.

600
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we gotta get some rest so that

601
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: we're rested for our very early show.

602
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: You know, veteran pussy gotta go to sleep, gotta prepare.

603
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: All ten hours of sleep. Okay, so you guys hit

604
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 2: the link in this episode. Come to the show if

605
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 2: you're in the LA area. If you're not, just come

606
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: just drive out for your bitches. This Saturday. You can

607
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: get a little hotel Hotel tonight at hoh We're actually

608
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: we're also giving our tribe a discount. So if you

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00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: use promo code g MBC at checkout, you got a

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00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 2: little special, little discount, So we will see you Saturday.

611
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 2: This Saturday.

612
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: Bring your bitches, bring your husband, bring your friends. But

613
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: don't bring those kids though.

614
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: Don't bring them, no motherfuckers. Leave them a home.

615
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: We can't wait to see you and celebrate. It's the

616
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: combination of four years of five years of podcasts.

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00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 2: Cool for you, guys, and we'll see you there.

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Speaker 1: Good night night or good morning right.

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Speaker 2: Oh, good bye

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Speaker 1: The Lalos and La