1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,599 Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast. 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 2: Glaser Cheer's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show. 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 2: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast starting off this week. Strong. I'm 4 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 2: in I'm feeling strong. I really that sounds yeah, I'm 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 2: feeling strong. I yeah, I think, yeah, I feel good. 6 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 2: You gotta work out today. I did. I already got 7 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 2: it done and my schedule is insane today. I shared 8 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 2: it on the Girl's Chat because I needed someone to 9 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 2: bear witness to it. I really don't. I was like, 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 2: I don't even know where I'm going to walk my 11 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 2: dog in this. It's just back to back and it's 12 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 2: just talking all day long and different things. But I 13 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 2: started it out with a pilates you know, work like 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 2: a plank class, a lagree class, and I finished it 15 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 2: and it was so hard because I'm out of shape 16 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 2: because I've been on the road for so long and 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 2: I'm back in Saint Louis and I went to my 18 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 2: regular class and it was so difficult. And then I 19 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: was like, nothing I do today is going to be 20 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 2: as hard as that just was. That's why I did it. 21 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 2: It's just it's like you the first thing in the morning, 22 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 2: right because you're up at six. I don't always do 23 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: it first thing in the morning, but I was up 24 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 2: at six. I like to get up two hours before 25 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 2: I have to go to that class because it leaves 26 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 2: me time to walk the dog, which, by the way, 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 2: it's dark at six in the morning, which I didn't 28 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 2: know because I don't ever get up at six in 29 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 2: the morning. Sometimes I do to catch a flight. But like, 30 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 2: you can't walk your dog, and when it's dark, I can't. 31 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 2: Like I'm a single lady and I'm defenseless, and when 32 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 2: it's dark it's dangerous. You can't. Like, my neighborhood is 33 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,559 Speaker 2: kind of getting spooky lately. 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: Well, it's spooky season for that reason. 35 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 2: It's because of homelessness and our country's ability to inability 36 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 2: to handle it. 37 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: And I am ceting season. 38 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 2: It's a display. 39 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: Run it around with that knife was just protested. 40 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really good point. Yeah. I really got 41 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 2: accosted last night with my mom and she was like, 42 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 2: you do this alone, and I'm like, every single time, 43 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 2: and every time I go downstairs. Now, my neighborhood, I 44 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 2: think everyone's felt the shift. Not everyone, but a lot 45 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 2: of people have felt a shift in their neighborhoods where 46 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 2: over just a couple months, You're like, I'm just getting 47 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 2: I'm feeling less safe more and more often. There's always 48 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 2: someone Who've got to keep my eye on. I can't 49 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 2: have my AirPods in anymore, I can't be on my phone. 50 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 2: I have to be alert of what's going on around me. 51 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 2: I'm jumping a lot more like when there's like someone 52 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 2: that's not scary, you know, like, I'm just like it's 53 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 2: getting it's before Halloween. 54 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 3: Can I give you a quick self defense tactic that 55 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 3: you can carry in the morning when you're walking Goldie 56 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 3: at six am. 57 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 2: It's dark, very easy. 58 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 3: It's not mace, it's not those like knuckle things to 59 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 3: punch any screaming fire. 60 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 2: It's not screaming fire. 61 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 3: Take a really bright little flashlight and if you feel 62 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 3: someone is walking up and attacking, you can just blind 63 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 3: them and then run. 64 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 2: So I should have my phone out because that flashlight 65 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 2: on your phone is very intense. I would say more 66 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 2: intense with like intense, Okay, like a very intense flashlight. 67 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to get like a lot of lumins. 68 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 2: It's a great ideas. That's a great idea that's been 69 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 2: your self defense dipped from no thank you for that. 70 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 2: I think that's something that everyone can employ because that's 71 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 2: you probably have a flashlight laying around. I'm just like, 72 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 2: I don't think people understand what it's like to be 73 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 2: a lady walking around at night. It's like and it's 74 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 2: just it's. 75 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: Getting even I'm as a man. I'm a man, and 76 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: I feel the same way. I even even in my 77 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: little uh Culver City is supposed to be like a 78 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: pretty safe, like Beverly Hills esque area, but no, it's 79 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: just like compared to where I grew up, like in 80 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: the suburbs of Long Island, I feel so so frequently 81 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: in danger when I'm walking my dog at night. Yeah, 82 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: there's just always somebody. And one of the reasons why 83 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: it's so bad in LA as opposed to like New 84 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: York City, where you see a lot of suspicious characters 85 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: roaming the streets, is that in LA at least, you're 86 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,839 Speaker 1: always alone. If you're walking around at night and there's 87 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: a crazy person, it's just you and him. 88 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,799 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it is, Saint Louis. There's not enough people 89 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 2: either down here, and it's it really is. I just 90 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 2: last night I was actually hoping for an incident, so 91 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: I would have to get out of all my work today. 92 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 2: I honestly told my mom, I was like, I just 93 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 2: want to be injured enough that everyone goes take the 94 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 2: day off, or like spooked enough, like I just want 95 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,599 Speaker 2: something to Like I was kind of wishing something would 96 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 2: happen one of those days, but it really is like 97 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 2: I would have to move, Like I've had to do 98 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 2: this many times in my life, like not many, but 99 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 2: a couple where like I lived in la for in 100 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 2: two thousand and seven. I remember there was just a 101 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 2: string of weirdos that started hanging out, and like one 102 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 2: time a guy was masturbating on the street where I 103 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 2: was trying to park and I would have to like 104 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 2: pass by. He was standing just in the middle of 105 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 2: the street jerking off. I had to like drive around him, 106 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 2: and I was looking for parking and he was he 107 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 2: was standing in front of my apartment. He didn't know 108 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 2: I was that's where I lived or something. That's just 109 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 2: where he chose to stand that night, and so I 110 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 2: just had to keep driving around. I was like, I can't, 111 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 2: this is unknowledgeable. 112 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: That guy was just celebrating Easter, and then these people 113 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: are all You're just around very festive places, but you 114 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 1: lived in like a downtown area where there's like a 115 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: lot of walkable stores and stuff like, is that why 116 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: there's so many people around. 117 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 2: No, it's like it's on the cusp of a bad neighborhood, 118 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 2: you know, Like Saint Louis is very like one block over, 119 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 2: and it's like the city doesn't fund it properly, like 120 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 2: it's it's all messed up here. It's a great place 121 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 2: to live. Our crime rates are through the roof because 122 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 2: it's like it's it's a neighborhood. I'm not even near 123 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 2: like like we have. There's some reason why we have 124 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 2: such horrible crime rates. 125 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 1: And Christmas saying it in the truck. 126 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,159 Speaker 2: Oh, the county and the city are like not the same, 127 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 2: we have different I don't know. I've heard it explain 128 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 2: so many times. 129 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,919 Speaker 1: Like most crime rates, I'm gonna I'm gonna guess what 130 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,360 Speaker 1: he said. Most crime rates take into account just the 131 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: city or just the entire county, And for Saint Louis, 132 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: you're getting just the city and so that inflates it. 133 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 2: Per capital, the city in the county are like separate. 134 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,919 Speaker 2: But everyone just thinks that most of Saint Louis is 135 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 2: County and they just think it's all of our city numbers. 136 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm not. We're I'm not in like a 137 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 2: crimey area. 138 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 1: You're not in Like you're not walking around like worried 139 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 1: that you're in the wire, you're gonna shot any. 140 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 2: Sides I am lately though I'm not. I mean, it's 141 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 2: just it's you know what it is. It's it's it's 142 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 2: homeless people who are having psychotic breaks. It's not like 143 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 2: even violent crimes that are premeditated or like muggings. Like 144 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 2: it's just I'm scared of being stabbed by someone who 145 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 2: got a new knife that day at the bins at Goodwill, 146 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 2: And is I walk in some way, I mean, who 147 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 2: knows what they're gonna find. Like, but just like twitchy 148 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 2: people aren't properly medicated having psychotic brees, I honestly feel 149 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,520 Speaker 2: so bad for that. Like there's no part of me 150 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 2: to like get out of here. I'm just like this 151 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 2: this fucking guy last night, this guy really scared me 152 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 2: my mom. He was like as he was like waiting 153 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 2: for us outside my apartment, uh building door, like the 154 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 2: main door we came out to walk Goldie, he's right 155 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 2: there and he's like, can you call this number? And 156 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 2: he's like, looks like his shirt's all torn, he's barefoot 157 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 2: and just unc like, but he has his paper and 158 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 2: he's like, will you please call? Like I don't have 159 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,960 Speaker 2: a phone and I need to have my friend picked 160 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 2: me up, and thank god I didn't have my phone 161 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 2: on me because I go, dude, I don't even have 162 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 2: my phone. I'm so sorry, And I said, sir, I 163 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 2: always try to look in the eye. I try to 164 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 2: give them respect, because that guy would be me if 165 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 2: I grew up as that guy, Like that guy didn't 166 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 2: do anything in his life that made him deserve to 167 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 2: be accosting me at that moment. Not that it's not scary, 168 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 2: not that I'm not frustrated by it, but I was 169 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 2: just my mom was more like, what the fuck was that? 170 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 2: And I was like, that poor fucking guy, Yeah, you 171 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 2: have compassion, didn't have a chance. And I doubt I'd 172 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 2: have compassion as he was stabbing me in my eyes 173 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 2: but pulling a king leir on my face. But I would, 174 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 2: I would feel like I would find it eventually. I 175 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 2: just it's just so sad. But anyway, I am feeling 176 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,840 Speaker 2: strong today, So I yeah, because I have that flashlight, 177 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 2: he will be stabbing him this I blind him with 178 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 2: my flashlight. Those flashlights are on our phones are fucking 179 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 2: intense though, But that is such a good idea that 180 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 2: I would never have thought of. Noah, did you just 181 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 2: learn that? Have you always known that? Gay? 182 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: No? 183 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,679 Speaker 3: I I had to learn it, Okay, I learned it 184 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 3: a couple of years ago. When yeah, I mean, it's 185 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 3: just like I don't really feel safe walking alone, and 186 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 3: especially now that I'm not living in Brooklyn anymore and 187 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,840 Speaker 3: there's no one like on the street. There are no 188 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 3: sidewalks where I live, so I have to like literally 189 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 3: walk on the side of the road. 190 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 2: Yes. So, and now that I'm walking with a baby, 191 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 2: it's even a little. 192 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,439 Speaker 1: Bit even safer because you can throw the baby at the. 193 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,720 Speaker 3: Right just blinded by the cuteness, just launch the stroller 194 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 3: for to distract them. 195 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 1: But in uh, yeah, I heard that in like some 196 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: countries where there's gypsies. I don't know if that's the 197 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: right word, but it's not so where there's the uh 198 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 1: but pushka is what are they? So? Are these folks 199 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: that what are they called? 200 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 2: What? What are you trying to say? Yeah? 201 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 1: Something bad? 202 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 2: Okay, So let's. 203 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,200 Speaker 1: If I'm already gonna do it. So you go to 204 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: like you go to Spain or whatever the gypsies room. 205 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:50,240 Speaker 2: People like like people who are like grifters trying to 206 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 2: steal them. 207 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 1: And they're an ethnicity, aren't they They're like a sect. 208 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:59,720 Speaker 2: I'm not putting that on there. You might be, but okay, I. 209 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 1: Know that they're not called gypsies, but we don't know 210 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 1: the correct word. I heard stories that they'll in certain 211 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:12,080 Speaker 1: countries because they want to rob you. Yeah, they'll take 212 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,199 Speaker 1: a baby and they'll throw it at you. I've heard 213 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,559 Speaker 1: of that, and you'll have to catch the baby unless 214 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 1: you're a monster and you just drop the baby. Then 215 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,959 Speaker 1: while you're like, oh my god, you're trying to catch the. 216 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 2: Baby something through it. 217 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: Is that a real thing? 218 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,439 Speaker 2: Anything someone throw at me? Yeah, like a need to 219 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 2: be a baby, But that's a yeah, I've heard of that. 220 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 2: And by the way, I get really uncomfortable when people 221 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 2: say they got jipped. Mm hmmm, that feels I haven't 222 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 2: had that in a long time. I heard it the 223 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:45,520 Speaker 2: other day, like on my friends like like broadcast show, 224 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 2: like they said it. You could tell that they didn't 225 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 2: know it wasn't something you should should not say anymore. 226 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 2: And again I don't quite know why, but it's yeah, 227 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,480 Speaker 2: it's because Gypsies are an ethnicity and they're. 228 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: No, we don't I think of saying gyps You could 229 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,839 Speaker 1: just say Jude Judah they judas. 230 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 2: Of people know not to say. But yeah, I think 231 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 2: there it's just people don't catch up to what's not 232 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 2: right anymore. What is. 233 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 1: Sometimes I hear words and I go, there's just no 234 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: way that that's appropriate. There's no way. So I was 235 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,960 Speaker 1: listening to sometimes I listen in on my wife on 236 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,839 Speaker 1: her work calls and frequently on her workholls, she used 237 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 1: the phrase let's get into the nitty gritty, and I 238 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 1: was like, there's just no way that nitty. There's just 239 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,280 Speaker 1: no way that's an appropriate word. And I looked up 240 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: nitty gritty. 241 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 2: There's not appropriate. 242 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,199 Speaker 1: You're not going to belie the origin of nitty gritty. 243 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 1: It's like word I don't even know, like it's say 244 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 1: it on this podcast. It's so offensive and bad. Really, 245 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 1: that's right. You can't say is you can't. No one 246 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: knows the origin of nitty gritty is nitty gritty came 247 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 1: from the filth left behind in slave ships coming across 248 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:09,560 Speaker 1: the ocean. That was the nitty gritty what that's right, 249 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,959 Speaker 1: It's it's like as bad as you as it sounds. 250 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,960 Speaker 2: I cannot believe that, and I cannot believe that you 251 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,480 Speaker 2: even knew that that there's something off about that, Like 252 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,960 Speaker 2: it doesn't. It sounds so innocuous to me. I can't 253 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 2: be saying that anymore. 254 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,640 Speaker 1: That's what I told her. I was like, don't say 255 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,600 Speaker 1: nitty gritty and you're say something else. Let's get into 256 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 1: the details. Let's you know, that's. 257 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 2: Nuts and okay, so that's not one. I don't think 258 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 2: I ever really say it, but that's okay. That's an 259 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:47,800 Speaker 2: interesting etymology. I was just reminded of something I said. Oh, 260 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 2: there's a word that we used to talk about this 261 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,160 Speaker 2: on you up. There's a word that sounds like it 262 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 2: combines every slur into one word, and it is It's 263 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 2: a word you can can say and it's not the 264 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 2: the word that sounds like the N word. By the way, 265 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 2: I do not like that word. I know you can 266 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 2: use that word and it means something else if you 267 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,920 Speaker 2: add a delee at the end of it. Do you 268 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,959 Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about? No, Okay, take the N word, 269 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 2: and if you end delee at the end of it, 270 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:23,079 Speaker 2: it's a different okay, yeah, yeah, yeah that people sometimes 271 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 2: use them, just like what are you doing? Like stop 272 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 2: trying to sneak it in and I know you can 273 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 2: get away with it. This is like no that that's 274 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 2: not okay. 275 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: It's even more offensive you if you add an oh 276 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 1: to the end of delee. 277 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:41,319 Speaker 3: No. 278 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 1: I heard people say it all the time, and I'm like, 279 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,560 Speaker 1: you got to stop, like this is appropriate? Do they? 280 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,880 Speaker 1: I mean not all the time. I guess I'm not 281 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: like walking around listen people, but no. 282 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 2: I hear I want to type it. I was to 283 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 2: type it in like see the definition. I'm not even 284 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 2: gonna do what they are still, come on, let's not. 285 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: Well what about okay, okay, what even with it's a 286 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 1: salad dressing. But it's a very basic salad dressing. It's 287 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: oil end. 288 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 2: I know. But I'm not going to say it because 289 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,199 Speaker 2: it's that's just that's. 290 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,600 Speaker 1: Just a condiment and that's appropriate either. 291 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 2: But you do say it, you say it. Can I 292 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 2: just say that I got some ooh boy, I had 293 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 2: someone made some stationary for me. Didn't ask for it, 294 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 2: didn't didn't need it. It was a gift I forget 295 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 2: from who. I put it away forever. I just looked 296 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 2: at it once and was like, Nope, can't send that 297 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,840 Speaker 2: to anyone because my initials are n RG. Okay, But 298 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,800 Speaker 2: when you do stationary, you put the last name in 299 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,160 Speaker 2: the middle, so it looks it just says n g 300 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 2: R my stationary, okay, in the middle. That is what 301 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 2: they do for a signet, a. 302 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 1: Signet, Nikki, I think that the word I can't say sign. 303 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, monogram on monograms that you put that they So 304 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 2: yours would be B F. 305 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: T no, A no. It's the most common men's name 306 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:20,120 Speaker 1: you could think of. J no, no, you got C 307 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 1: no no, very basic men's name. 308 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 2: Well, I mean just let's not have to play this game. 309 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: M Matt Matthew. 310 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 2: Okay, So yours would be B F M if if 311 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,800 Speaker 2: you're you got stationary, the F would be big, the 312 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 2: B and the M would be like kind of in 313 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 2: the background flanking it. Do you agree with me? 314 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 1: You know what? 315 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 3: That's what station Yes, yes, I've seen that the middle 316 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 3: initial get this so big. 317 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,560 Speaker 2: I had never witnessed my name. 318 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 3: It's not little initial. It's the last name that gets big. 319 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. The last name is the front, big letter okay, 320 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,720 Speaker 2: and then the two other letters are flanking. 321 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,080 Speaker 1: It on the side. 322 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 2: I see, okay, so glazer would be I'm Glazer and 323 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 2: then Nicky Nicole renee on the sides. But NGR looks 324 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 2: like something else. Yeah, and I'm guessing that you don't 325 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 2: let you put that on your license plate because it's 326 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,480 Speaker 2: it looks so much. And sometimes you know when you 327 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 2: go like, we sent this, we sent a confirmation email 328 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 2: to the email given, and then it has your like email, 329 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 2: but it does starstar star star star or like your name. Well, 330 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 2: my email used to be my full name, and so 331 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 2: it would say ni starstars stars stars stars starstarstar e R. 332 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 2: I have the same thing, Nikki with my name God 333 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 2: yours is Wow. That is crazy, yes, and so it 334 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 2: makes me very uncomfortable. But that's stationary. I just showed 335 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 2: it to Chris the other day. I just go look 336 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 2: at this, and he goes, no fucking way, cause it's 337 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 2: just so it's it's I'm almost keeping it like like 338 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,320 Speaker 2: just a relic of like, can you believe someone thought 339 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 2: this was a good idea? I forget whom it was, 340 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,520 Speaker 2: something like you know, aunt who made it for me 341 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 2: or something but it's unusable, completely unusable, and it was 342 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,639 Speaker 2: very sensitive. It's nice as like gold plated. 343 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, well, I I my Chase account. 344 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 1: I had they abbreviate stuff on the Chase account all 345 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,640 Speaker 1: the time, and I had a Subaru loan which I've 346 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:24,199 Speaker 1: paid off. But it said the way it abbreviated was 347 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 1: I've put to some instagrams. Some people might have seen 348 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:31,639 Speaker 1: it Subaru A C dot dot dot dot dot U 349 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,199 Speaker 1: n T. So it just said you were a cunt 350 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: SUPERU a cunt super That's what it said. Account account 351 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: account like this probably happens a lot where it's the 352 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 1: perfect amount of letters to get the A to get 353 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 1: the C dot dot dot dot U n T like 354 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 1: Chase needs to. 355 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 2: Oh god, words are fun, but I was gonna say 356 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,920 Speaker 2: that sounds like all of the ones. Come mind, you're 357 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 2: not even gonna believe this word, and you it is 358 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,880 Speaker 2: a word that you've heard, Okay, we probably talked about 359 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,920 Speaker 2: on the show. Okay, So if you're drinking water, so 360 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 2: it's a hot summer day, go to the place where 361 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,240 Speaker 2: you attach the hose usually and you get some water 362 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,200 Speaker 2: from the Yeah. 363 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,399 Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yes, we've said it before. 364 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 2: I just it's just too funny because Spigot, it's. 365 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,440 Speaker 1: A combination of every. 366 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 2: It's also fits all. 367 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,879 Speaker 1: The name of the people who say slurs is in 368 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:38,479 Speaker 1: it Begot Yeah, it's a oh. 369 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 2: I was thinking that that was something else, was representative 370 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 2: of another slur, but yeah. 371 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: No, well it all is. If you took every single 372 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: slur and put it in a machine and created a 373 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: slur homunculus, you'd get Spigott. 374 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 2: My god, my god. We're gonna take a break. We'll 375 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 2: come back with more show after this. So yeah, I'm 376 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 2: feeling very strong today, which my co and then I 377 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 2: had I had an interview about Anthony Jesselnick for Vulture. 378 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,239 Speaker 2: They're doing they're writing a piece on him, and so 379 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:20,080 Speaker 2: I was asked to contribute and I was watching a 380 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 2: lot of his It was fun because I like got 381 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,960 Speaker 2: done with the class and then I was just getting 382 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,399 Speaker 2: ready for my day and I just put on Anthony 383 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,520 Speaker 2: Jeslinic YouTube and then it was just like playing it 384 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 2: two times the speed. I was just trying to catch 385 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,960 Speaker 2: up with all the jokes. It was so fun. He's 386 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,000 Speaker 2: so good and I felt like it like made me 387 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:41,439 Speaker 2: a little bit like more savage in my thinking for 388 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,159 Speaker 2: the day because I just absorb whatever I'm listening to 389 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,359 Speaker 2: so much. And we got. 390 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: Anthony Jesslnick's like latest. He's like a comedy sage now, 391 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: like he has like the beard and he sits in 392 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,639 Speaker 1: calmly and interviews and says like wisdom instead of he's great. 393 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, he like, what have you learned? 394 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,960 Speaker 1: Oh? I don't remember any of it. But his general 395 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,920 Speaker 1: demeanor sad. 396 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you you're hanging on his every word. 397 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:15,679 Speaker 2: He uses word economy. He's not trying too hard. Ever, 398 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 2: his comedy never seemed sweaty, even if he is sweating literally, 399 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,480 Speaker 2: it just it's always seems Yeah. I just I really 400 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,359 Speaker 2: was reminded of how much I like his comedy. And 401 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,919 Speaker 2: but I said on the interview. We got on the 402 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:33,000 Speaker 2: call and I really didn't have time for this interview, 403 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 2: but I was like, you know what, I should do 404 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 2: it because he he would do it for me. And 405 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,280 Speaker 2: then I go, no, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. And that's 406 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 2: why I love Anthony jessel Dick is that I love 407 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 2: him enough to know that even though he's my friend, 408 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,920 Speaker 2: he probably would be like, no, I'm not going to 409 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 2: do that, and he would say it's my face and 410 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 2: he has good boundaries and and yeah, so but I do. 411 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 2: I do tend to make decisions like about what I'm 412 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 2: going to do for people. It's like, oh, would they 413 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,400 Speaker 2: do it for me? And and that one I was like, yeah, 414 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,000 Speaker 2: he'd do it for me, And then I thought after 415 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,880 Speaker 2: listening to his comedy, I was like, no, he wouldn't 416 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,919 Speaker 2: if he had my schedule, he would not do anything else. Today. 417 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 2: Hey you Anthony. 418 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,200 Speaker 3: On the topic of stuff that you're doing, besties wanted 419 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,399 Speaker 3: to know, did you ever audition for that car commercial? 420 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 1: Yes? 421 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh thank you so much for asking. Okay, 422 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 2: so I like forgot about it until I remembered it 423 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,160 Speaker 2: on the podcast, and then I forgot about it even 424 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 2: more and then it was the day it was due. 425 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 2: And then DMB Radio, who I do the voice of, 426 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,879 Speaker 2: asked me to send in a bunch of live like 427 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 2: reads for like you know, you know, Dave All Weekend All, 428 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 2: Dave Weekend Long or whatever those things are. And I 429 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 2: didn't have any of my recording work equipment. I was 430 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,560 Speaker 2: in New York, and I go but I could come 431 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,879 Speaker 2: into serious and just record it in studio if you 432 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 2: have the space. But what I was really thinking, was 433 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 2: and then I'll do an audition from emotion And then 434 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 2: they said yes, and I was like, by the way, 435 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,480 Speaker 2: can I also like do a quick audition while I'm 436 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 2: there and they were happy to cut it. It took 437 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,720 Speaker 2: two seconds, and I'm happy to say I did not 438 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,879 Speaker 2: hear back because I don't have time in my life 439 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 2: to become the voice of a luxury car brand. I'm 440 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 2: sure they're still deciding, but I send it in a 441 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,159 Speaker 2: week and a half ago, and thanks for bringing it up, 442 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 2: because now I'm reminded that I didn't get it. That's 443 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 2: a funny thing about auditions, and I was just joking 444 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 2: my sod. You don't know. You don't get things until 445 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 2: they just air, Like no one ever tells you. No, 446 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,159 Speaker 2: like you don't find out even huge things you're up 447 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,440 Speaker 2: for you if it's like down to you and another person, 448 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,960 Speaker 2: no one wants to break bread bad news to you, 449 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 2: So no one tells you, Like your agents might find 450 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 2: out you didn't get it, but they don't. They don't 451 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,119 Speaker 2: tell you, And honestly, I don't want to fucking know. 452 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 2: Most of the time, if I don't get something, I'd 453 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,359 Speaker 2: rather just like keep this hope alive until it just 454 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 2: dies on its own. And by the time the thing airs, 455 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 2: I don't even care. And by the way, I audition 456 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 2: from Galopolis. That was a huge part of my life, 457 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Speaker 2: and I'm so glad that that didn't happen. Not because 458 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:13,239 Speaker 2: it's like a megaflopolis or whatever. It's because I just like, 459 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 2: it's not as big of a deal as I thought 460 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,640 Speaker 2: it would be. You know, you go like I would 461 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,880 Speaker 2: be in a Francis Ford Coppola movie, like my life 462 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 2: would change. It wouldn't change at all. The person who 463 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 2: got my role I haven't seen one thing about, Like 464 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 2: I've read a lot about the movie that it was. 465 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,680 Speaker 2: The role wasn't that substantial. It's not because that person 466 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,960 Speaker 2: didn't do a great job. I'm sure they did amazingly, 467 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,439 Speaker 2: but it just was so important that fucking week of 468 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 2: my life flew out there, like how did you like 469 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,239 Speaker 2: do hair and makeup for it? Went to spent you know, 470 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 2: probably close to one thousand dollars on acting lessons for it, 471 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 2: and then it doesn't happen. It felt like such like 472 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 2: a letdown, and then the thing happens and you're just 473 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 2: like no one even cared, and no one liked it 474 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,040 Speaker 2: even if I would have been in it. Nothing it 475 00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,719 Speaker 2: just then no one cares about anything anymore. 476 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:04,399 Speaker 1: Nothing moved the knee. We have no culture. That's the problem. 477 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,080 Speaker 1: We have zero culture. We're just siloed in these little 478 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 1: buckets and we all have our we all watch one 479 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,639 Speaker 1: there's too much culture. Well, we all watch a show 480 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,920 Speaker 1: for five people, and it's you and your five people 481 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,879 Speaker 1: see it. And there's nothing unified about us other than 482 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: our politics, I guess, which is horrifying. 483 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 2: And football is unifying that is still being watched. And 484 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 2: by the way, this weekend, I was at a Taylor 485 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 2: Swift concert and I went to go to the bathroom, 486 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 2: which I never do, but I did because I was 487 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 2: in a suite and it was like I had the 488 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,040 Speaker 2: room to do it. And so I went to the 489 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,239 Speaker 2: bathroom and I was coming back and I saw an 490 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 2: amazing play by Patrick Mahomes that I witnessed it live. 491 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,680 Speaker 2: Like I was like, what the fuck? Oh my god, whoa? 492 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 2: Holy shit? He keeps going, oh, whoa what b And 493 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 2: I was alone at the TV going like, oh my god, 494 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 2: what bah? And I was looking around for any man 495 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 2: to confirm that it was amazing. What I just saw 496 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,120 Speaker 2: because I didn't really like I'm still on that stage 497 00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,160 Speaker 2: of like not knowing if what I think is cool 498 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 2: is actually cool, because sometimes I'm really very off about it. 499 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,479 Speaker 2: And so I was looking around for any man. There 500 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 2: was no men around. It was in this like big 501 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,120 Speaker 2: lounge area with all this food, and it was an 502 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,159 Speaker 2: amazing setup. We had like a box suite. Thank you 503 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,840 Speaker 2: so much to the owner of the Miami Dolphins, Tom 504 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 2: garfing Goal, for hooking me up and my friends for 505 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,120 Speaker 2: two nights of Taylor Swift shows in your box suite 506 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 2: with this amazing like It's called the Nine at the 507 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 2: Miami Dolphins Stadium, and it's this private place that you 508 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,840 Speaker 2: get to go to and they have a cafeteria of 509 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 2: like gourmet food with different stations every kind of food 510 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 2: you could ever want, done in the most beautiful way, 511 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 2: with like garnishes of like flowers. You know, when there's 512 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 2: flowers on your food, it is high end. Like I 513 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:52,000 Speaker 2: it was Miami's finest in the people that worked there 514 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 2: were so proud of their jobs, like waiting on you, 515 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 2: like honestly, this woman that was waiting on us, shout 516 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 2: out to Kim. I believe her name is coming to 517 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 2: my show in Fort Lauderdale next week. She was like, 518 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,080 Speaker 2: she got me a tampon. I felt so bad asking 519 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,360 Speaker 2: she wanted to put it in for me. I mean, 520 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 2: this woman was so helpful. She couldn't stop helping us. 521 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 2: She was like disappointed that she couldn't do more, like 522 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 2: she was amazing. Anyway, I see this play and I'm like, 523 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,760 Speaker 2: oh my god, and then I go, am I watching 524 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 2: a highlight reel because this was just too good Like that. 525 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,359 Speaker 2: I just happened to look at the screen for a 526 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 2: second when Patrick Mahomes was doing this amazing thing, and 527 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 2: then I thought nothing of it. I just went back 528 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,240 Speaker 2: to the show and had a great time, and then 529 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,199 Speaker 2: got home and it's all over my Instagram as like 530 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,919 Speaker 2: the best moment. Did you see it? Do you know 531 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 2: what I'm talking about? Brian? 532 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, he scrambled around and then through a touchdown pass. 533 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: Was it that? 534 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,000 Speaker 2: No, he didn't throw, he just he scrambled so far. 535 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,160 Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I probably saw it. I didn't. It's 536 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:43,680 Speaker 1: sticking out. 537 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 2: I felt really good. I got home and then I 538 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 2: sent it to Chris and I go, is this impressive? 539 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 2: Is this like something that I should have been like? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 540 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,119 Speaker 2: like I when I have moments where I feel like 541 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 2: I understand the sports, you guys get it, Like, I'm 542 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,760 Speaker 2: so happy, I feel like I'm in a foreign country 543 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,520 Speaker 2: and I just like got I for the first time 544 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 2: went around and talked to the language and didn't need 545 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 2: to look in my little dictionary or whatever. It feels 546 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 2: so good to know when something's cool. So that was 547 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,160 Speaker 2: a great moment for me this weekend, among many others. Yeah, 548 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 2: talk about the weekend because I was in Florida all weekend. 549 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:24,919 Speaker 2: Started off Friday night Taylor Swift concert, private suite, so nice, 550 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,199 Speaker 2: so accommodating. Who'd you go with? I went with Emily 551 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,880 Speaker 2: gen z M and I went with Nora Haddi, who 552 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,159 Speaker 2: did the deep dives that we did on the Torture 553 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 2: Poets for the podcast. I flew her in from Toronto 554 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 2: because she had not Toronto. I mean, you don't say 555 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,879 Speaker 2: that extra tea. She had not ever been to an 556 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 2: eras show, and I was like, we gotta remedy that. 557 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 2: And then I also Chris was supposed to go, but 558 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,159 Speaker 2: he had to work and couldn't get out of work, 559 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,400 Speaker 2: and so I was like, oh, I invited my mom. 560 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,239 Speaker 2: She turned it down. She's like, it's too much. I 561 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,879 Speaker 2: can't do it. It's too much. So then my sister 562 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,920 Speaker 2: also said it's too much. I can't make it work. 563 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,199 Speaker 2: And then she fucking rallied and made it work and 564 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,880 Speaker 2: my sister got to come out and we had the 565 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,920 Speaker 2: best time and it was such a great show. Obviously, 566 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,600 Speaker 2: I think that was my eighteenth. And then and I 567 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 2: also got to I'm really into Gracy Abrams now and 568 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,480 Speaker 2: she's opening for her on this last leg of shows, 569 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 2: and so I got to see Gracie Abrams and like 570 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,960 Speaker 2: I got to scream sing her songs. So I got 571 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,280 Speaker 2: like two concerts and one of my two favorite artists 572 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 2: right now of all time, which is just insane. And 573 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,919 Speaker 2: then and then Saturday drove up to or down I 574 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 2: don't know the direction. Why would I pretend to, uh 575 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 2: two and a half hours down the coast. I think 576 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:47,920 Speaker 2: maybe up to Vero Beach to go to Andrew Collins's wedding. 577 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 2: And it went so well, it was so sweet, Like 578 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,680 Speaker 2: you know, you just kind of think that like with 579 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 2: a friends like Andrew who's just like always about the joke, 580 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,360 Speaker 2: and it's like I've obviously been taking their relationship seriously 581 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,239 Speaker 2: for years now, there's no question that it's like just 582 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,640 Speaker 2: such a great thing for him in his life, and 583 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 2: she's so amazing, But like, you know, everything's just a 584 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 2: joke with him, Like not in a way that I'm 585 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,640 Speaker 2: dismissive of it. It's just like, you know, it's like 586 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 2: there's not all a sentimentality around my feeling with Andrew. 587 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,200 Speaker 2: I thought. But man, was I a blubbering fucking mess 588 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 2: right away? Like you cried right away like the music. 589 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,600 Speaker 2: I sat down. We were very late getting there because 590 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,480 Speaker 2: I underestimated how long it would take to get there. 591 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,000 Speaker 2: I instantly got ready. Was late. The recepsion was supposed 592 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 2: to start at four forty five. I got there at 593 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 2: like five ten, so I was late. But thank god 594 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 2: they were running late too, perfect timing for everyone sat 595 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 2: in the back row. The music started within seconds of 596 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 2: me running down, and I was in no state to 597 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 2: cry yet, by the way, Like I was just like, oh, 598 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 2: I'm just getting ready for a wedding and like I'm 599 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,760 Speaker 2: excited and like ah whatever. But the second the music 600 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 2: started playing and I see his mom like being wheeled, 601 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,400 Speaker 2: that she's in a wheelchair. That was not why I 602 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 2: was crying. His mom could have been walking or running 603 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 2: chair so much. Yeah, I was just like right away 604 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 2: I did the same thing happened at Brian's wedding, like 605 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 2: like overwhelmed with emotions that hit me like a like 606 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,160 Speaker 2: a tornado that hit Andrew's uh you know, first. 607 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,480 Speaker 1: Emotions came out like a spigot. 608 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,720 Speaker 2: Exactly like splashed, like just splashing tears down my face. 609 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,520 Speaker 2: Could not like I couldn't control it. It was just 610 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,320 Speaker 2: I don't even know what I honestly still can't really 611 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 2: pinpoint what the feeling is because it I don't anticipate it, 612 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 2: like I I think that some people are like, oh, 613 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,080 Speaker 2: weddings always get me. Oh, I can't watch these kind 614 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,520 Speaker 2: of commercials because they get me. I just like didn't. 615 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,920 Speaker 2: I'd never see it coming. And then I was crying 616 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 2: the whole ceremony and then we get to it was 617 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 2: just like beautiful they they did. How how did Andrew 618 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 2: do on his vows? Well you didn't get to see 619 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 2: them right, Well, no, the vows they did alone at 620 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,440 Speaker 2: each other before on the beach, like they did it 621 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 2: like they wanted to do it alone and I have 622 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,600 Speaker 2: to have everyone here, which was the right move because 623 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 2: they didn't have a PA system outside and it was 624 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,880 Speaker 2: so fucking windy that you couldn't hear anything. You could 625 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 2: kind of just see what was happening. So they like 626 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,480 Speaker 2: exchanged the classic vows, but the vows that they gave 627 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 2: each other. I guess Andrew forgot to vow anything. Like 628 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,560 Speaker 2: he just said how he felt about her and like 629 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 2: it was really wet, like he shared some of it 630 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,880 Speaker 2: with me, and it was like I was like, oh, 631 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 2: this is perfect. This is like exactly what any girl 632 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,400 Speaker 2: would want to hear. It's exactly what I would want 633 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,240 Speaker 2: to hear my future husband say to me. But he 634 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,840 Speaker 2: forgot I guess. The next day we were driving with 635 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 2: him and Brenna and he was laughing about how he 636 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,920 Speaker 2: was like I kind of forgot to like vow things. 637 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,840 Speaker 2: Let's say what you're gonna do. I was like, oh yeah, 638 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 2: like I didn't even I looked at like he he 639 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 2: let me kind of proof read his speech before or 640 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 2: his vows, and I didn't catch that either, So it 641 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 2: was on both of us. Sorry, Brenno, I didn't. I 642 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 2: forgot that part of it too, So I guess he 643 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 2: can do anything he wants because he didn't vow anything. 644 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,160 Speaker 1: He's got free. 645 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was. I credit your wedding so much, Brian, 646 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,640 Speaker 2: even though it was like so full of like funny, 647 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 2: like I was crying and laughing, and like it's just 648 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 2: so touching, like to just be so sincere and have 649 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,440 Speaker 2: no kind of like irony about it and to have 650 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,800 Speaker 2: just everyone's family. There's just so much love and like 651 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,040 Speaker 2: there's not even like an ounce of bad will in 652 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,719 Speaker 2: the room, Like there's there's few places where there's just 653 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:35,360 Speaker 2: no egos or anything. It's just like devoid of any 654 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,640 Speaker 2: cynicism for like one. 655 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 3: Well, I don't I think some weddings have a lot 656 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 3: of cynicism and opinions and drama going on in the 657 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 3: bat true. 658 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:45,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess sure. 659 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: It depends on the family. I mean, yeah, there are 660 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,360 Speaker 1: some there's a lot of drama at some weddings, And 661 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: it's a testament to Andrew and I guess to me 662 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: that you surrounded yourself with loving people, whereas there might 663 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 1: be sometimes you don't get to choose because of your family. 664 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 1: But I think for Andrew too and for me, like 665 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 1: we didn't have actually a lot of family come, so 666 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: it's mostly just people we selected to come who I 667 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 1: made a point of eliminating people from my life who 668 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 1: would bring that drama. It's not worth it at all, or. 669 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 2: Like make it anything about other than what it is, 670 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,520 Speaker 2: and just like celebrating love. I just saw Comedians clip 671 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,239 Speaker 2: this morning that was like I'm tired of weddings, Like 672 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 2: if you guys are doing well, just like keep it 673 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 2: to yourselves, like we don't need to like see it. 674 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,040 Speaker 2: And I thought that was kind of a good point, 675 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 2: like don't waste everyone's time to be like, look how 676 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 2: great we are, Like right, it's kind of it's a 677 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 2: funny way to look at it, like we're weddings are 678 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,240 Speaker 2: just like letting everyone know, like we're awesome. And but 679 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,520 Speaker 2: I really like there's I really just love weddings. I 680 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,960 Speaker 2: think it's I think it's you know, much like I 681 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 2: feel about football games. I didn't expect to love them 682 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,160 Speaker 2: as much as I do. I love weddings too. I 683 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,080 Speaker 2: just love them. And yeah, there was a part of 684 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,040 Speaker 2: it that made me feel like oh, and then the 685 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,640 Speaker 2: reception was like so sweet and all the speeches and 686 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,799 Speaker 2: were funny, and Andrew was just like so happy, Like 687 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,280 Speaker 2: it's just so cute to see someone like so happy 688 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 2: and like so certain of what this is what they want, 689 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,160 Speaker 2: Like there's just it was just a celebration. It was 690 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,439 Speaker 2: just awesome to see him be the belle of the ball. 691 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 2: I mean, obviously Brenna was. She looked stunning, like beyond studying. 692 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,560 Speaker 2: Like there's not even a word for it, Like I 693 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 2: don't even understand what I was like looking at as cowperty. 694 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,600 Speaker 2: She looked and like glowy and just perfectly. She was 695 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,520 Speaker 2: so happy also or just and so happy. But yeah, 696 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,160 Speaker 2: it was just he was just so happy, and it 697 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:45,120 Speaker 2: was so nice to see my friend just like taking 698 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,840 Speaker 2: a huge step in their life that I was just 699 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,360 Speaker 2: so proud of him, which I was trying. Pride was 700 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,000 Speaker 2: supposed to be a feeling that I was supposed to 701 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,160 Speaker 2: be trying to eradicate because it means that like you 702 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,040 Speaker 2: are giving yourself a pat on the back for being 703 00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 2: like I'm like, I have a friend that's like making 704 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 2: great decisions. I was grateful to have. 705 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 1: Fusing thing because it's like you're supposed to feel proud 706 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 1: like you have and there's like gay pride, but like 707 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,480 Speaker 1: it's also like sin. 708 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,759 Speaker 2: Gay pride just sounded like you were saying, like there's 709 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,520 Speaker 2: like kind of pride that's like not as cool. It's 710 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,080 Speaker 2: like gay gay pride, Like I forgot about the fun 711 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,640 Speaker 2: or not, you know, the whole. 712 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gay pride, there's gay envy. 713 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:29,359 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well I I and then so on top of 714 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,879 Speaker 2: me feeling like so emotional about Andrew crying so much 715 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,440 Speaker 2: when he danced with his mom. She got out of 716 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,520 Speaker 2: the wheelchair and they danced. It was so sweet. His 717 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,359 Speaker 2: love healed her there, Brenna and his love heals her 718 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 2: for just a moment and they danced. It was so cute. 719 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,680 Speaker 2: Cry cry cry. But we were done by like ten thirty. 720 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 2: Like ten thirty, I think the reception was over, the 721 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,319 Speaker 2: songs had been played. Everyone was tired, and I went. 722 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,880 Speaker 2: I went, and I was so tired because I had 723 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,600 Speaker 2: tailors with the night before and had to drive there 724 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,520 Speaker 2: and everything. So I was like, this is perfect. No 725 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 2: one's expecting me to go to an after party. This 726 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,839 Speaker 2: is great. And then I realized, oh my god, it's 727 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 2: ten thirty. I'm on the East coast. Emil Jaquem is 728 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,560 Speaker 2: about to be on SNL. I have an hour to 729 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,880 Speaker 2: like get my pgs, eat more food than that. I 730 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 2: than I ate at the wedding, because I ate at 731 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 2: the wedding, but I just you know, just get my 732 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,480 Speaker 2: like I had so much food, like ready to like 733 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,920 Speaker 2: just fucking go to town on when I was finally 734 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,560 Speaker 2: like alone, you know how we do, And so I 735 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,319 Speaker 2: got so comfy and then watched SNL, which is my 736 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,760 Speaker 2: other time in my life that I felt so proud 737 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 2: of a friend that I don't even know. I've never 738 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,800 Speaker 2: felt this like happy for friends before, like my friend's 739 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,680 Speaker 2: giving birth and my friends being on SNL, like career wise, 740 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,839 Speaker 2: I've never felt this happy for a friend before. Oh 741 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,880 Speaker 2: that I felt for a meal, which I've talked about, 742 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 2: but it's on a weekend updates. I didn't tell anyone 743 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,319 Speaker 2: because he was scared of was gonna get cut. So 744 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,359 Speaker 2: I had been texting him being like, tell me what's 745 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,560 Speaker 2: going on this week because he's been very like open 746 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,040 Speaker 2: and fourth cut, like an available to be honest with you, 747 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,879 Speaker 2: like to text and talk about stuff. And this week 748 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,560 Speaker 2: I was crickets and I go, oh god, he must 749 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,360 Speaker 2: be really in it. But he said that he purposely 750 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,200 Speaker 2: didn't tell anyone. He didn't even tell his parents because 751 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,360 Speaker 2: I was texting with his parents being like, I can't 752 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 2: believe he just killed so hard on his first desk piece, 753 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:20,319 Speaker 2: like his like his like debut to the industry in 754 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,760 Speaker 2: this massive way, on this amazing, you know, the best 755 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,799 Speaker 2: comedy stage possible, absolutely crushed and they were like, we 756 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 2: didn't even know because he didn't tell us. And he 757 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,319 Speaker 2: said he didn't tell anyone because he was scared it 758 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,200 Speaker 2: was gonna get cut. But he killed it. And so 759 00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,759 Speaker 2: I just had this like I was crying about a meal, 760 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 2: I was crying about Andrew. I just had a day 761 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,760 Speaker 2: of just being so happy for my friends, which feels 762 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,359 Speaker 2: so And. 763 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,080 Speaker 3: Your friend had a baby also all on the same weekend, 764 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:45,879 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 765 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 2: And then Sara Lene had a baby, which, by the way, 766 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,359 Speaker 2: everything Sara Lena does, she does like so many incredible things. 767 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,560 Speaker 2: But it's just so there's no pomp around any event, 768 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 2: do you agree, I know, yes, I do agree. I've 769 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,239 Speaker 2: heard no offense, Kirsten. I know you're listening. I've heard 770 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,920 Speaker 2: more about you pumping in your fourth week of having 771 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 2: a baby, Like there's been more pomp around that pump 772 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,400 Speaker 2: than there has been for her entire bath. Like I 773 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,000 Speaker 2: would say, both births, and that's not any that's not 774 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,239 Speaker 2: I like hearing about the pumping. I like like there 775 00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,000 Speaker 2: should be a lot of like I'm telling my pregnant friends, 776 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,719 Speaker 2: are anyone who's going through pregnanc ory is just going 777 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,879 Speaker 2: through pregnancy, talk about it all the fuck you want. 778 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,960 Speaker 2: I am not one of those childless women who's like 779 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 2: enough about the babies, like you should talk about it 780 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 2: non stop. It's all I would be talking about. So 781 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,640 Speaker 2: I never begrudge you talking about it. But Sara Lene 782 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,440 Speaker 2: is just like, oh, girls, I just had a baby. 783 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,440 Speaker 2: I don't know, so what's going on with you? Talk 784 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,399 Speaker 2: about something else? I'm sorry, this is so boring. It's 785 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,560 Speaker 2: going on so long. We're like, wait, tell us any details. 786 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,759 Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't know, girls, it's just she 787 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,760 Speaker 2: was like, she's eight pounds nine ounces and she's healthy, 788 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,440 Speaker 2: and there was you know, it's four pushes. It took 789 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,360 Speaker 2: four pushes, And I don't know, girls, I'm talking too 790 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,239 Speaker 2: much about myself. Nikki, tell me about Taylor Swift and 791 00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:59,400 Speaker 2: I'm like, I I cannot talk about Taylor Swift right 792 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,800 Speaker 2: now when you are have just given birth. It's not allowed. 793 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,640 Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to. This is insane. But she's just 794 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,960 Speaker 2: so like, tell me what you go? What are you 795 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,359 Speaker 2: wearing tonight? What's going on with the show, who's going 796 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,680 Speaker 2: with you? And like she is while she's in labor, 797 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,880 Speaker 2: she's asking these things. She's just so like flippant about 798 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,680 Speaker 2: the amazing things she does. I mean, it's it's truly incredible. 799 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,360 Speaker 2: But yeah, Sara Lena gave birth to her second baby 800 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,560 Speaker 2: and that happened on Thursday night, Friday Friday night, so 801 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,879 Speaker 2: it was like that was it was just and then 802 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,560 Speaker 2: you know, with Kirsten going through it, with you going 803 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,520 Speaker 2: through it, Noah, like it's been just a great And 804 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:37,919 Speaker 2: then Anya's album is coming out this Friday, Asteroid, which 805 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,960 Speaker 2: everyone needs to get and pre order now and just 806 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,440 Speaker 2: support her in every way. You can post stories about it, 807 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,120 Speaker 2: like add it to playlist on Spotify. All that helps 808 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,320 Speaker 2: so much. We love Anya so much and this album 809 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,440 Speaker 2: is like one of her best. I think it's her 810 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,520 Speaker 2: best album ever, That's what she's been saying. And I'm 811 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 2: obsessed with almost I think like every track it's so 812 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,040 Speaker 2: fucking good. And I think you'll hear a lot of 813 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,839 Speaker 2: the same themes if you li in the podcast a lot, 814 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,080 Speaker 2: you obviously know Anya, but if you don't, you'll like 815 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,560 Speaker 2: hear things from girls Chat and just she's living in 816 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,040 Speaker 2: the same world we are, so I think you'll really 817 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,920 Speaker 2: enjoy the album, and so all of these exciting things 818 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,719 Speaker 2: are happening. I'm just gonna say it's kind of as 819 00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,000 Speaker 2: someone who does a lot of big stuff and is 820 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,080 Speaker 2: often the one having friends be like, well, like, it 821 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,000 Speaker 2: was so fun to watch you, Like I like being 822 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,520 Speaker 2: on the other side of it almost, I think more. 823 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,319 Speaker 2: And I that makes me feel really good because when 824 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,040 Speaker 2: things start to go away for my career, I can 825 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,840 Speaker 2: still it's nice to know that, Like I can watch 826 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,480 Speaker 2: younger comics who I'm friends with like have the wins 827 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,680 Speaker 2: that I have and not feel like a jealousy, Like 828 00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:48,280 Speaker 2: there was no jealousy about Emil's thing, even though I'm sorry. 829 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,239 Speaker 2: I if you would have asked me a year ago 830 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,759 Speaker 2: if your friend gets SNL and is like, even though 831 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,200 Speaker 2: I don't want to send oul in that way, like 832 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,799 Speaker 2: I don't want to. I'm not a cast about Like 833 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,600 Speaker 2: that's not what my calling is right now, I would 834 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,960 Speaker 2: have Probably I'll be a little bit jealous. They'll be 835 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,719 Speaker 2: a little part of me. That's just like, man, I like, 836 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,840 Speaker 2: cause it's just you can't help feelings of I know myself, 837 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,239 Speaker 2: but I'm so glad to have you right like, you 838 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 2: don't take it to the next step, whereas some so 839 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,680 Speaker 2: called friends do, and you know, they just get like 840 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,320 Speaker 2: jealous and then you have to manage different personalities and stuff. 841 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:22,680 Speaker 3: I do. 842 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,720 Speaker 2: Here's the thing everyone I do. I do still suffer 843 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:31,600 Speaker 2: with massive, massive jealousy of my great friends. And here's 844 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,600 Speaker 2: the difference between me and other like I witness. My 845 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,520 Speaker 2: friends have friends in their life who have the same 846 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,640 Speaker 2: jealousy that I have in my heart over the winds 847 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,319 Speaker 2: in their life, and they're so sloppy and obvious with it. 848 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,520 Speaker 2: Tuck that shit in. Stop being so obvious that you're 849 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,200 Speaker 2: so jealous of your friend's life by a Okay, if 850 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,240 Speaker 2: you're a girl like me who gets jealous of everyone 851 00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,759 Speaker 2: and compares themselves to everyone else, I'll admit it. It's 852 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,560 Speaker 2: a flaw. I don't like it about myself. If I 853 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,360 Speaker 2: could get rid of it and shed it like a 854 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,120 Speaker 2: skin like a lizard, I will. I can't. Don't be 855 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,359 Speaker 2: mad at me about it. Sometimes I'm jealous. But here's 856 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,000 Speaker 2: what I do. I don't do. I do the opposite. 857 00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,040 Speaker 2: So if I'm jealous of someone, I just lean in 858 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,320 Speaker 2: and I celebrate that thing. I don't do the fucking 859 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,560 Speaker 2: shitty thing that so many of my girlfriends. I know. Ever, 860 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,680 Speaker 2: when my girlfriends come to me and say, blah blah blah, 861 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,920 Speaker 2: never complimented my You know, we just put an addition 862 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,320 Speaker 2: on the house and they came over and they stayed 863 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,759 Speaker 2: in it, and they didn't compliment it. She's fucking jealous. 864 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,759 Speaker 2: My friend just saw the baby for the first time 865 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,799 Speaker 2: and didn't and it was kind of like flipant about it. 866 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,960 Speaker 2: She's jealous. Stop being so sloppy with your jealousy. Ladies, 867 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,320 Speaker 2: Do the opposite, and no one will know you're jealous 868 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,440 Speaker 2: because it's such a bad look. It's not a good 869 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,680 Speaker 2: quality to have to be so envious. So when you 870 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,799 Speaker 2: act disinterested, when you act when you don't say to 871 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,440 Speaker 2: your friend, you look amazing when she's just lost a 872 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,040 Speaker 2: bunch of weight, even though you're jealous because you want 873 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,680 Speaker 2: to lose weight too and you haven't figured it out yet, 874 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,160 Speaker 2: or whatever's going on in your life. Say you look 875 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,279 Speaker 2: great to your friends. Say the opposite of the thing 876 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,759 Speaker 2: you're feeling, or say what you are feeling, you know, 877 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,600 Speaker 2: say like I you can even say I'm so jealous 878 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,560 Speaker 2: of you, right, now, like, just be honest, but don't 879 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,120 Speaker 2: do the don't do the thing where you act like 880 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,359 Speaker 2: you like when I first when I met John Mayer 881 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,160 Speaker 2: and was like, Hi, I'm Nikki, what's your name? Like, 882 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,879 Speaker 2: don't do that shit, don't act like you don't don't 883 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,040 Speaker 2: do the opposite because it stinks of we know what's 884 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 2: going on? Do you know what I'm talking about? Like? 885 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,200 Speaker 1: Do you do? 886 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,480 Speaker 2: I encounter people all the time that are like my 887 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,160 Speaker 2: mom will tell me stories about like people who say 888 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,440 Speaker 2: things to her, and I'm like, it is so obvious 889 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,239 Speaker 2: she's jealous. There's just no other reason that generation. Yes, Oh, 890 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,480 Speaker 2: come on everyone. We can be jealous, we can be petty, 891 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,040 Speaker 2: we can be our sickest selves and so envious of 892 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,120 Speaker 2: others and and covet what other people have, but just 893 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,680 Speaker 2: hide it better. 894 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 1: It's or dumk. It's kind of funny to be like, 895 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,799 Speaker 1: I'm so jealous of you. I want to take this 896 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,640 Speaker 1: from you. Yeah, I want you to not have it 897 00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,480 Speaker 1: so I can have it. You don't deserve this, and 898 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,480 Speaker 1: I want to kill you, you know, except that. 899 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. I haven't been there with it, but 900 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,879 Speaker 2: like I have, and I've talked about it. So much 901 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,400 Speaker 2: like when I feel threatened on Instagram by someone being 902 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,120 Speaker 2: funnier than me, and it's truly a funny clip, and 903 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,920 Speaker 2: I want it to go away because it's so funny 904 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,640 Speaker 2: and it makes me feel like you're not as funny. 905 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,719 Speaker 2: I gotta post it. I gotta fucking post it. You 906 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,560 Speaker 2: gotta go the opposite way to combat it because you 907 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,640 Speaker 2: don't want to be that person. That's like nakes others 908 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,239 Speaker 2: feel worse because you feel threatened by how great they 909 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,120 Speaker 2: luck or whatever. Like kid, even though I've done that 910 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:29,839 Speaker 2: a million times. 911 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,200 Speaker 1: Positive energy, not to surround yourself with negative energy, then 912 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,360 Speaker 1: you will produce negative things. 913 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,400 Speaker 3: And also I was talking more about like a cohesive 914 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,520 Speaker 3: group of friends like our girls chat. We're always so 915 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,400 Speaker 3: supportive of each other. There's never any envy or jealousy 916 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,440 Speaker 3: in that. I'm gonna talk about it. 917 00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,279 Speaker 2: I feel envy for all of you. At times, I 918 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,680 Speaker 2: felt it for each single one of you. I will 919 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,000 Speaker 2: admit it. I felt gross envy. That's been like I 920 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,560 Speaker 2: wish this wasn't happening for her because I want it, 921 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,200 Speaker 2: like it threatens my bottom line, Like like I'm talking 922 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,120 Speaker 2: about a base level not that I would really take 923 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,319 Speaker 2: like organized to take it from you, or if a 924 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,080 Speaker 2: genie showed up and was like, well you can take 925 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,200 Speaker 2: this from Noah, I wouldn't say yes, do that. But 926 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,000 Speaker 2: there's this, you know, the inkling feeling of like, of course, 927 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,400 Speaker 2: like that jealousy. I felt it, but I wouldn't. 928 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:18,720 Speaker 1: I wouldn't. 929 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,719 Speaker 2: But but with girls said, I will say, when I 930 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,600 Speaker 2: feel jealousy, it doesn't last long at all, and like's 931 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,080 Speaker 2: a fleeting passage and shit goes away so much faster. 932 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,080 Speaker 2: But there are times that I do struggle with it still. 933 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,319 Speaker 2: But I'm just like clean, just I just expect more 934 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,080 Speaker 2: from I just want other because because my friends take 935 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,839 Speaker 2: it so personally and they're like, she like didn't say 936 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:41,279 Speaker 2: anything about my baby, And it's like, because there's only 937 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,719 Speaker 2: one of two options. Either she didn't notice you had 938 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,200 Speaker 2: a new baby, or she's jealous, And I don't think 939 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,520 Speaker 2: it's possible she didn't notice you had a new baby 940 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,279 Speaker 2: or a new car or a new house or a 941 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:51,920 Speaker 2: new haircut. 942 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,800 Speaker 1: Or maybe she just like feels like shit or something 943 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,640 Speaker 1: and has her own thing going on. Is nuts jealousy 944 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,840 Speaker 1: that doesn't happen. No, she just like generally feels like 945 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,520 Speaker 1: it and doesn't have the energy to make a big 946 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,760 Speaker 1: show out of how much she loves your baby. 947 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,920 Speaker 2: I don't know. Then don't go see the baby, you know, like, 948 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,359 Speaker 2: I think you got a rally for a friend who 949 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,719 Speaker 2: just had a baby and ask a lot about it. 950 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,800 Speaker 2: And also, don't like text your friend who you're jealous 951 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,440 Speaker 2: that just had a baby and they're maybe getting a 952 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,640 Speaker 2: lot of attention. Don't text them. Is it hell? Are 953 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,759 Speaker 2: you doing so bad? Is it so tiring because you 954 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,480 Speaker 2: want it to be You want her to answer yes 955 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,600 Speaker 2: so badly because you're jealous that it's not bad arm 956 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,120 Speaker 2: for her. We gotta go break. We'll be back after this. 957 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:44,239 Speaker 1: So yeah, So, speaking of babies, Yes, my brother had 958 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,040 Speaker 1: a baby this weekend. 959 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,759 Speaker 2: Also, oh my god, wait, gradua the first time being 960 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,160 Speaker 2: an uncle? 961 00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,279 Speaker 1: Right, No, I'm double uncle. He's got two daughters now, 962 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,480 Speaker 1: oh my god, congratulations for another kid. What's your brother's 963 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:02,200 Speaker 1: name again, Adam Adam baby congrat Yeah, he looks like 964 00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:02,960 Speaker 1: Bob Saggatt. 965 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,440 Speaker 2: He does. He was so comforting to see him. 966 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,840 Speaker 1: He's a very comforting guy too. He's a lot like 967 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,439 Speaker 1: Bob Saggott and I love him. 968 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 2: I loved hanging with him after your wedding. So what's 969 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:12,879 Speaker 2: the baby's name? 970 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,719 Speaker 1: It's not public yet, so I don't want to say, uh, 971 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,440 Speaker 1: got it. I don't even know if I'm supposed to 972 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,000 Speaker 1: know what the name is, honestly, but I was told 973 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,640 Speaker 1: surreptitiously via text by someone. 974 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,759 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, why isn't it public yet? Is this? 975 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I have no idea. 976 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,839 Speaker 1: No one's told me. He didn't tell me the name 977 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,480 Speaker 1: of the baby like you have normally when you have 978 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,759 Speaker 1: a baby, you get a text with a picture of 979 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:41,640 Speaker 1: a baby and it says welcome, you know, Jennifer as 980 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,120 Speaker 1: into the world. You know that. I didn't get that. 981 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: I just got a picture of that baby, and it's. 982 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,279 Speaker 2: In the length. Yes, By the way, no one cares 983 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,120 Speaker 2: about the length of your baby. I've never once been like, oh, interesting, 984 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,680 Speaker 2: I don't even know what it's supposed to be. Wait, 985 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,400 Speaker 2: I can kind of guess, like, Okay, that seems underweight, 986 00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,200 Speaker 2: that seems like whoa, she's definitely torn up from that. 987 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:06,120 Speaker 2: That's an interesting detail. But length, no one cares. 988 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,960 Speaker 1: Unless it's like really small, like one inch, then tell it. 989 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,239 Speaker 2: Can you tell us why length is important? Like why 990 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,800 Speaker 2: anyone even includes that? Like what's I get the weight? 991 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,280 Speaker 3: The weight gives you the length already kind of probably 992 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,000 Speaker 3: they include it because that's just the standard information the 993 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Speaker 3: hospital gives. But like, no one but the parents, it's 994 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,080 Speaker 3: not important information to anyone but the parents, so that 995 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,280 Speaker 3: they can monitor the growth. 996 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,279 Speaker 2: Can I guess what the average baby length is? Like, 997 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,479 Speaker 2: I'm gonna like, I literally don't know, but I'm going 998 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,720 Speaker 2: to guess, Yeah, eighteen inches. 999 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fourteen inches. 1000 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,240 Speaker 3: Uh, average length for a full term newborn is nineteen 1001 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,080 Speaker 3: to twenty inches. 1002 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,680 Speaker 2: Okay, great, nailed it, So yours is a little not 1003 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,200 Speaker 2: to term. But do you guys do that with when 1004 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,960 Speaker 2: you calculate feet or like inches of something? Like I 1005 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,480 Speaker 2: just was like, oh, this was a that was a 1006 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,799 Speaker 2: good way to do it. And then I go, what's 1007 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,239 Speaker 2: a piece of paper? Because a piece of paper is 1008 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,600 Speaker 2: eleven and a half inches? Does everyone else. 1009 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,840 Speaker 1: Ruler is twelve inches? 1010 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,240 Speaker 2: But you don't encounter rulers as much as you encounter 1011 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,360 Speaker 2: pieces of paper, wouldn't you say, like a piece of 1012 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,879 Speaker 2: paper is like like a printer piece of paper. Yeah, 1013 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,160 Speaker 2: everyone kind of knows. 1014 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:22,000 Speaker 1: That, sure, sure, no, yeah, no, what you're saying makes sense. 1015 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,919 Speaker 1: I just I've always used ruler. 1016 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,839 Speaker 2: And then for inch inches underneath eleven, you just think 1017 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,680 Speaker 2: of boyfriend's penis. That's what you do. 1018 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,520 Speaker 1: That's what I think of. 1019 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:42,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and then you're then the wingspan. Your wingspan 1020 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,040 Speaker 2: is usually your height and I know I'm five. 1021 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,000 Speaker 1: Oh is that true? 1022 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:45,840 Speaker 2: Yeah? 1023 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,200 Speaker 1: So when you do your arms out, that's how tall 1024 00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:48,520 Speaker 1: you are. 1025 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,360 Speaker 2: I think it's you're an anomaly if it's different, But 1026 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,319 Speaker 2: it's almost like exactly the same. 1027 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,399 Speaker 1: Is that pretty long arms? Is? That is? I would 1028 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,520 Speaker 1: like to measure my wingspan. Inten, you gotta do it. 1029 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 2: We got to do this. That'll be very interesting. So okay, 1030 00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,360 Speaker 2: so your uncle again, that's so exciting. 1031 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,799 Speaker 1: Double uncle. I'm excited to be a double uncle. I'm 1032 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,720 Speaker 1: excited for my other niece to get a little older 1033 00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,560 Speaker 1: so I can start having conversations with her. 1034 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 2: Oh it's so fun. 1035 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, I mean it's I'm just glad that 1036 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,400 Speaker 1: there's this, that I have a sibling that's having kids. 1037 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,920 Speaker 1: Takes the pressure off me. I want to be around 1038 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,279 Speaker 1: kids in a very arm's length way. And this is 1039 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:27,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. 1040 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,719 Speaker 2: Colly based on you. Three and a half feet yeah, 1041 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,520 Speaker 2: three feet and an inch Yeah. 1042 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,040 Speaker 1: It's four pieces of paper. I want to go like 1043 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,279 Speaker 1: trick or treating next year on Halloween, Like I'm not 1044 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,919 Speaker 1: gonna I think that stuff's fun. I want to take 1045 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,920 Speaker 1: them to an apple orchard sometime. Oh, but I don't 1046 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,840 Speaker 1: want to raise. 1047 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,799 Speaker 2: Me the fun uncle. But you're an uncle. No, I'm 1048 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,080 Speaker 2: just kidding. No, that's that's so sweet. No, I feel 1049 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,759 Speaker 2: the same way. I'm so happy that my sister has kids. 1050 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,680 Speaker 2: It really it's it's not about the pressure, because I 1051 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,319 Speaker 2: don't think my parents would ever have put that on 1052 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,480 Speaker 2: me because I just make so much money and give 1053 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,440 Speaker 2: them free dinners. But I will say that just being around, 1054 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,319 Speaker 2: getting to be around kids and having kids, like care 1055 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,600 Speaker 2: about you. But I will say that, like how was 1056 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,799 Speaker 2: at the you know, Andrew's wedding this weekend and I'm like, 1057 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,560 Speaker 2: no one gives a fuck about the ant man, you know, like, 1058 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,680 Speaker 2: no one aunts don't get no matter how cool of 1059 00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,839 Speaker 2: an aunt you are, it's not your special day. There's 1060 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,360 Speaker 2: a part of me that was like I want a 1061 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,480 Speaker 2: kid so that I can see them get married. Like 1062 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,520 Speaker 2: that was like, uh, oh, I see why people have kids. 1063 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,160 Speaker 2: It would be really nice to see them get married. 1064 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,240 Speaker 2: But then I was thinking about like with climate change 1065 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,360 Speaker 2: in like thirty years when my kid is in probably 1066 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,680 Speaker 2: thirty five, they'd take after me and marry late. So 1067 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,320 Speaker 2: like forty years from now, I don't know the venue 1068 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,799 Speaker 2: space we're gonna be, like it's gonna be there's gonna 1069 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,520 Speaker 2: be hurricanes no matter where we are. So I'm a 1070 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,160 Speaker 2: little like I was just already freaking out. 1071 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,160 Speaker 1: This is too much trouble traveling there. 1072 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,480 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be eighty, I'm gonna be eight, and everyone's 1073 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,960 Speaker 2: gonna cry when I get out the wheelchair. But I 1074 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,280 Speaker 2: will say that there was a video taken of Emily 1075 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,200 Speaker 2: took a video of me crying at the and and 1076 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,640 Speaker 2: Ari Findling was crying. Also sounds like. 1077 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,359 Speaker 1: Ari Findling is my uh, he's like my wife. When 1078 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,640 Speaker 1: we're together, Ari and I are like an old married couple. 1079 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:20,719 Speaker 2: Why why is that? 1080 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,399 Speaker 1: I don't know? Ari just like gets he knows how 1081 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,840 Speaker 1: to like needle me and then seven and I respond 1082 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:27,640 Speaker 1: in tow. 1083 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,120 Speaker 2: He's the only person that like I. Like, We'll be 1084 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,359 Speaker 2: on the road together and someone will be like, will 1085 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,680 Speaker 2: you get Nikky's backpack or whatever, and I'm like, no, 1086 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,240 Speaker 2: I got it, and he goes, no, I'm not gonna 1087 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,920 Speaker 2: I don't respect her, and like, I like love it 1088 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,800 Speaker 2: and because I know he does, but like he will 1089 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,839 Speaker 2: say really horrifying things to me, and and I really 1090 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,440 Speaker 2: enjoy it. But he was crying. I was crying. Raina 1091 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,480 Speaker 2: and Ashley from Girls Got E Podcasts, they were there, 1092 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,400 Speaker 2: they were crying. So she films all of us crying, 1093 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,439 Speaker 2: and I put on my Instagram, and my sisters told 1094 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:02,320 Speaker 2: me that Forrest, who's three, wants to watch that video 1095 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,080 Speaker 2: constantly of us all crying, and then it cuts to 1096 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,359 Speaker 2: Andrew and it looks like we're crying at him dancing with 1097 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,959 Speaker 2: his bride because it's just like just our a song 1098 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,399 Speaker 2: playing and then us all crying, and then it cuts 1099 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,960 Speaker 2: to him and he's dancing with his mom in a wheelchair, 1100 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,799 Speaker 2: or it looks like he's dancing with like a very 1101 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,280 Speaker 2: old bride. And but Forrest has become obsessed with this video, 1102 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,640 Speaker 2: which is so cute when kids just gravitate towards something 1103 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,120 Speaker 2: like that. But she said, I go, oh my god, 1104 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,960 Speaker 2: this is so sweet, and she was like, guess you're 1105 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,200 Speaker 2: I go, why do you think he likes it so much? 1106 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,640 Speaker 2: She was like, guess, we'll just have to see when 1107 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,200 Speaker 2: you get married, and I'm just like, wait, so I 1108 00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,960 Speaker 2: have to like, how are we gonna do this? So 1109 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,840 Speaker 2: we need to invite Andrew's mom to my wedding. I 1110 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,799 Speaker 2: have to get her out of the like how and 1111 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:46,959 Speaker 2: then but it was it was really cute final thought. Yeah, 1112 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,719 Speaker 2: weddings are amazing. I'm on board. Please invite me to 1113 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,920 Speaker 2: them if I love you all cry so much it 1114 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,520 Speaker 2: made me kind of want to get married, but also 1115 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,680 Speaker 2: not because it's just, oh, that's what I was gonna 1116 00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,640 Speaker 2: say about Andrew. He was the star of the night. 1117 00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,840 Speaker 2: And I feel like, you know a lot of times 1118 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,800 Speaker 2: when Andrew and I have hung out, like I'm having 1119 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,520 Speaker 2: these big moments and he's always there to like celebrate 1120 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,480 Speaker 2: me and be so excited, like, you know, in the 1121 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,120 Speaker 2: same way like I get off stage at the roast 1122 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,080 Speaker 2: and Brian, you and I hugged for the first time, 1123 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,799 Speaker 2: like you're your guys who work on things with you 1124 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,920 Speaker 2: are so fucking pumped for you when it's over, and 1125 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,640 Speaker 2: you feel like I'm usually the groom and he was 1126 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,120 Speaker 2: the fucking groom, you know, like he was the star 1127 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,080 Speaker 2: of the night. And they were asking me the next 1128 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,600 Speaker 2: day in the car, like did anyone bug you. And 1129 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,920 Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't even didn't even occur to 1130 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,680 Speaker 2: me that anyone would give a fuck like that. I 1131 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,879 Speaker 2: was there. It really was. I was like, you guys 1132 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,319 Speaker 2: were celebrities. Like when you walked in, we were all like, oh, 1133 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,200 Speaker 2: oh my god, I think they're coming. Like it was 1134 00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,239 Speaker 2: like it was awesome for them both to like have 1135 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:49,160 Speaker 2: that of like they were the biggest deal ever. And 1136 00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,759 Speaker 2: everyone was so swept up in how happy we were 1137 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,800 Speaker 2: for them. It was awesome. It was awesome to see 1138 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,680 Speaker 2: and yeah, I'm just I'm so happy for those two. 1139 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,439 Speaker 2: And then the next night we went to Taylor Swift again, 1140 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,920 Speaker 2: took them to Taylor Swift for Miami Night three of 1141 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,440 Speaker 2: her show, and that's when we were in that fucking 1142 00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:14,000 Speaker 2: box again. Thank you Tom Garfinkel for for arranging that 1143 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:19,120 Speaker 2: and being so generous with your private box. And I'm 1144 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,440 Speaker 2: just so grateful to everyone who made this weekend happen. 1145 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:29,080 Speaker 2: And obviously Taylor was just so extraordinary. And I also 1146 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,320 Speaker 2: I gotta stay on Friday night, got to leave my 1147 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,840 Speaker 2: box and go down to a seat in the crowd 1148 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,920 Speaker 2: for one of for one of the eras, because I 1149 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,120 Speaker 2: didn't want to bandon my friends all night and the 1150 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,319 Speaker 2: box was awesome seats. But I had a friend from 1151 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:52,880 Speaker 2: Saint Louis Amy Uh from Uh Carol House Furniture. Amy, 1152 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,200 Speaker 2: Uh god, Oh my god. Why am I forgetting her 1153 00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:00,560 Speaker 2: last name? Amy Adam Amy Well Amy from Carrol Furniture. 1154 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,600 Speaker 2: She runs like a pet. 1155 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,960 Speaker 1: Is it her last name Carol House Furniture. 1156 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,239 Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's something dubmin Amy Dubman from the 1157 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,839 Speaker 2: Carroll House Furniture. She's been a stape by the way, 1158 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,279 Speaker 2: her and her brother brook have been a staple in 1159 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,840 Speaker 2: Saint Louis television. They are like you know the classic 1160 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:21,600 Speaker 2: local ad that's like up. They're a furniture supplier warehouse 1161 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,520 Speaker 2: like not warehouse, but like a furniture store. And they 1162 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:27,640 Speaker 2: always have commercials where she will always say, uh, we're 1163 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,680 Speaker 2: cutting prices because Brooks Brook is out of town. Her 1164 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,839 Speaker 2: brother's out of town on a buying trip, so while 1165 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,680 Speaker 2: he's gone, don't tell him, but more slashing prices. So fun, 1166 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,560 Speaker 2: so fun, so adorable. I grew up watching these ads. 1167 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,080 Speaker 2: Come to find out they are like major players in 1168 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,799 Speaker 2: like pet rescue, and they have a spae clinic that 1169 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,880 Speaker 2: they do free spaying for for stray animals. They're amazing 1170 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,920 Speaker 2: and I did a charity show for them. I love them. Anyway, 1171 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:58,160 Speaker 2: Amy had tickets to Miami. She had three tickets, and 1172 00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,040 Speaker 2: I guess she had a drop for her third and 1173 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,359 Speaker 2: she got my number through Chris and she was like, yeah, 1174 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,799 Speaker 2: tell Nikkis she can come down. And I went down 1175 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,960 Speaker 2: for Tortured Poets Era, which is the newest one and 1176 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,360 Speaker 2: the one that I am so enthusiastic about. And I 1177 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,720 Speaker 2: got to watch it like fifth Row, section A two 1178 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,520 Speaker 2: if you want to look it up, swifties, and I 1179 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,360 Speaker 2: you know how I feel about the Bridge to the 1180 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,720 Speaker 2: Smallest Man who Ever lived, Like where she's stomping across 1181 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,800 Speaker 2: the ground and she's marching and she's going to battle. 1182 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,040 Speaker 2: I can't tell you what it was like to see 1183 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,000 Speaker 2: that up close. It was so emotional. I cried again. 1184 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,320 Speaker 2: And I don't usually cry it to some shows. I'm 1185 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,080 Speaker 2: usually just so swept up and having fun, Like I 1186 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,080 Speaker 2: don't get like that kind of emotional. But I was like, 1187 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,200 Speaker 2: and I was trying to film it, and so she's 1188 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,720 Speaker 2: going she's like and uh, for you know, right before 1189 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,440 Speaker 2: she goes, she's like for spark uh, And I just 1190 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:56,800 Speaker 2: what is the line? Can someone give a message to 1191 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 2: the smallest man who ever lived? And she's going to 1192 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,080 Speaker 2: her spot right to start the march, and then she turns, 1193 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,000 Speaker 2: she goes where you sent by someone? And so but 1194 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,120 Speaker 2: she goes and I don't miss we do, and she's 1195 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,240 Speaker 2: singing that part and she's walking up and I'm filming it, 1196 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,000 Speaker 2: and I have footage of me filming it, and I go, 1197 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,000 Speaker 2: I'm really conflicted right now. I don't know whether to 1198 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,680 Speaker 2: film it or to live it. I don't know what 1199 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,680 Speaker 2: to do because if I film it, I can't live 1200 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,520 Speaker 2: it because I have to. I'm getting this footage for sostis. 1201 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,120 Speaker 2: It needs to be perfectly centered, and I have to 1202 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,640 Speaker 2: watch the phone like I have a million times on 1203 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,200 Speaker 2: TikTok of this exact thing. And I go, I don't 1204 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,880 Speaker 2: know what to do. And she's like a message to 1205 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:35,280 Speaker 2: the smallest man whoever lived, and I go, I'm gonna 1206 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,120 Speaker 2: live it, and then it just cuts off. And then 1207 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:41,000 Speaker 2: I was like send by someone, And I fucking lived 1208 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,720 Speaker 2: it so hard, and I would just implore anyone who 1209 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,280 Speaker 2: goes to concerts to put down your phone and like 1210 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,560 Speaker 2: fucking live it because it was so fun. And then 1211 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,040 Speaker 2: after torture, Poets. I just said, by Amy, thank you 1212 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,200 Speaker 2: so much. But before I left, I said what I 1213 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,480 Speaker 2: thought might be one of my favorite lines of my 1214 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,800 Speaker 2: entire life. And I turned to Amy right like it 1215 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,000 Speaker 2: was in transition from like down bad to whatever. There 1216 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,920 Speaker 2: was some moment where it was kind of like Taylor 1217 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,160 Speaker 2: was obscured and we were all kind of like talking 1218 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,600 Speaker 2: and collect and it was, oh, it was after but Daddy, 1219 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,600 Speaker 2: I love him. And I was like, I had like 1220 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,080 Speaker 2: an orgasm of emotions for but Daddy, I love him. 1221 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,160 Speaker 2: It was the start of Torture Poets. And I just 1222 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,840 Speaker 2: got into the seats right in time, and she comes 1223 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:24,040 Speaker 2: out She's like, you know, I forget what the line is. 1224 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,440 Speaker 2: I was there when the West was won, and I 1225 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,520 Speaker 2: like got there right in time, and I'm like, I'm here. 1226 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,360 Speaker 2: Oh my god. It was like perfect. And then I 1227 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,360 Speaker 2: sing the whole thing and then she finishes it, and 1228 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,720 Speaker 2: then I turned to Amy and I just go, I 1229 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:38,640 Speaker 2: am so glad Brooke is on a buying trip. So 1230 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,720 Speaker 2: happy with the line. I like texted Chris as soon 1231 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,280 Speaker 2: as I thought of it, But it was it was 1232 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,760 Speaker 2: such a good weekend. I'm exhausted from it. And there's 1233 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:52,640 Speaker 2: a little bit of guilt of being exhausted from not working. 1234 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,800 Speaker 2: Really yeah, like you didn't do anything wise because you 1235 00:59:58,800 --> 00:59:59,520 Speaker 2: went to Utah. 1236 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,440 Speaker 1: Right, I went to Utah this weekend and I am exhausted. 1237 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,960 Speaker 2: We gotta get We'll talk about that on tomorrow's podcast. 1238 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,439 Speaker 2: I honestly can't wait to hear about it because I'm 1239 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:11,840 Speaker 2: glad you commiserate because I'm struggling with like because usually 1240 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,040 Speaker 2: if I've had an exhausting weekend of work, I feel 1241 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,080 Speaker 2: like I can like muster sympathy from people and it 1242 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,840 Speaker 2: helps me get through my week of work. And this 1243 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,480 Speaker 2: one's just like, Oh, you went to a wedding and twice, 1244 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,919 Speaker 2: but I am exhausted from it. But we'll have another 1245 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,880 Speaker 2: podcast tomorrow. We'll see you then. Thank you for listening. 1246 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,600 Speaker 2: Don't be good bye. The Nicki Glazer Podcast is a 1247 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,120 Speaker 2: production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. 1248 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,280 Speaker 2: Created and hosted by me Nicki Glazer, co hosted by 1249 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,920 Speaker 2: Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and 1250 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:46,000 Speaker 2: Noah Avior. Edited it engineered by Lean and Loaf, video 1251 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,800 Speaker 2: production Mark Canton, and music by Anya Marina. 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