Speaker 1: Always too when they pitched something, it's always something like
Speaker 1: really obvious that's been done, But they are like, what
Speaker 1: if Superman was evil? I'm like, yeah, that's like all
Speaker 1: that's on Amazon. That's every shows like Amazon right now.
Speaker 2: What if Spider Man was black? About that?
Speaker 3: They're doing Puerto Rican Quarto Rican, They're doing, They're doing,
Speaker 3: that's very much happening.
Speaker 2: Alright, alright, I'm saying that out not because I want
Speaker 2: to steal that, but because I just don't think the
Speaker 2: people are ready black spider Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no chance, yeah, definitely not.
Speaker 2: Not in this political climate.
Speaker 3: No, no or yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hello the Internet, and welcome the season three sixty two,
Speaker 4: episode four.
Speaker 2: Of Dirty's gay production of iHeartRadio. This is a podcast
Speaker 2: where we take a deep dab into america shared consciousness.
Speaker 2: And it is Thursday, October thirty first, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Our sorry, just fucking house. Sorry, woman just walked by
Speaker 2: my window and I'm wild problematic. Fold my tongue back
Speaker 2: into my mouth. It's Halloween.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, it's Halloween. Oh yeah, wow, that makes sense
Speaker 3: because it's National Caramel Apple Day. Yeah, a National Magic Day,
Speaker 3: Girl Scout Founder's Day, National doorbelled.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is National Doorbell Day? Because joked it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it was started by one of
Speaker 3: these doorbell companies.
Speaker 5: It's you know, happy these are big door in the
Speaker 5: new doorbell, newtne doorbells. Well, we all everything's big doorbell
Speaker 5: I mean the doorbell Wars of the eighties.
Speaker 2: The man, you know when every every Super Bowl halftime
Speaker 2: show was sponsored by one of the big doorbell companies exactly. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 2: that is funny that like they've all clustered around Halloween
Speaker 2: to be like, here's what people think of when they
Speaker 2: think of Halloween doorbells.
Speaker 3: I'm knocking at doors and then we don't even have
Speaker 3: do people even sell doorbells anymore? I feel like everything's
Speaker 3: like it has to have a four K camera on it.
Speaker 3: Also is probably a doorbell and a phone these people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know kids these days, I just do the
Speaker 2: dang thing and just say, hey it's Facebook, I'm outside,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, let me in. Anyways, exciting times when
Speaker 2: you have a six and an eight year old, or
Speaker 2: just when you have a sick Batman costume, Yeah that
Speaker 2: rides up on you and yours too long? Yeah, my
Speaker 2: torso is too long the torso the Batman costume too short,
Speaker 2: my legs too short. Alternately, and yeah it can be obscene.
Speaker 2: My name is Jack Obrian AKA and I should have
Speaker 2: like a Treehouse of Horrors aka row and I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean I used to be like stab aka stab
Speaker 2: O'Brien aka turned down the computer sound the first sight
Speaker 2: I saw the assis were so round. My parents said,
Speaker 2: I beat my.
Speaker 3: Me too much.
Speaker 2: So what's been half my life just to covering it up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pawn in the USA.
Speaker 6: I want pawn in the USA.
Speaker 2: I want pawn in the USA. I want big titty
Speaker 2: baits in the USA. Now. That one courtesy of Christi
Speaker 2: Yamagucci Mane the Great in reference to the new push
Speaker 2: from Republicans, not new, but you know, newly highlighted by
Speaker 2: a recent Democratic political ed, the Republicans want a bam
Speaker 2: porn And in the ad, a Republican congressman enter someone's
Speaker 2: bedroom as they're about to as they're actually actively jacking off,
Speaker 2: and then he takes their phone and they keep tracking
Speaker 2: off for some reason. Weird performance choices made in this
Speaker 2: political ad I did after watching a video today. Our
Speaker 2: guest today sent us a video that is wonderful, and
Speaker 2: after I was done watching it and enjoying it, I
Speaker 2: got a scripture based solution to my porn addiction ad,
Speaker 2: which I think I must have because I watched the
Speaker 2: Democrat porn ban ad on YouTube yesterday. I think they
Speaker 2: must be like this guy. This guy needs to listen
Speaker 2: here hear some help from a little guy by the
Speaker 2: name of j C. Yeah, who's mentioned things to say
Speaker 2: about porn addiction. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 2: always by my co host, mister Miles.
Speaker 3: Miles great, yay, by Green fuck whatever anyways mouse green, Hey,
Speaker 3: if you see J's tarble signed by the side of
Speaker 3: the road that says fifteen miles till the mousht mouse
Speaker 3: hut baby.
Speaker 2: Mouse hut baby.
Speaker 3: Oh there, Carbo mouse hurt. He's a little place where
Speaker 3: we can't eat together.
Speaker 2: Mouse hut baby wow, mouse too. He's a triple thread.
Speaker 2: Do it all when I say political advisory, have that?
Speaker 2: Gotta have that eating mice and singing the marble triple
Speaker 2: triple Yeah.
Speaker 3: Shut out, you current do that on television because look,
Speaker 3: I love singing like the Miles.
Speaker 2: You simply current do that. I currentt ever do that,
Speaker 2: but yes, thanks for that. Yeah, yeah, I said mine
Speaker 2: was from Christy. I'm a Gucci man, right, yeah, thank you, Chrissy,
Speaker 2: I'm a Gucci man. The Great. Speaking of the Great,
Speaker 2: we are thrilled to be joined by one of the
Speaker 2: greatest podcast guests, one of the funniest people doing it anywhere.
Speaker 2: He's one of the hosts of Jordan jesse Go. He's
Speaker 2: an acclaimed author of comics and graphic novels like the
Speaker 2: Eisner nominated Bubble and the brand new graphic novel Youth Group.
Speaker 2: It's Jordan Morrin. It's me Jordan Morris aka Jordan Moros,
Speaker 2: Gordius thing.
Speaker 3: Yes, Gordon Moros. I guess Gordon is an actual man normal.
Speaker 3: I'm Gordon Moros, gord Man, a man who's.
Speaker 2: Been gord Uh huh? Can I be a man who
Speaker 2: like has yeah, is a god which is not very spooky,
Speaker 2: but we're gonna be. That's seasonal Moros. Oh you said
Speaker 2: ship with that one?
Speaker 1: Can I can I address something that was said on
Speaker 1: a previous episode of this show now that I have
Speaker 1: Oh shit, So on a recent episode, Miles did a
Speaker 1: topical ska elon musk parody.
Speaker 2: Jack, you did not know.
Speaker 1: The you know formative quintessential third wave skot hit sellout
Speaker 1: by real big fish.
Speaker 2: I recognize it.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's okay, But I just like wanted to
Speaker 1: support Miles and support you know, those of us still
Speaker 1: like holding it down for SKA. I do have a
Speaker 1: little Scott Elon Musk parody of my own. If you
Speaker 1: would give me a give me the floor for a second.
Speaker 2: The floor is yours.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Stop you're jumping around. That cyber
Speaker 1: truck is on fire time.
Speaker 2: Time to stop.
Speaker 1: Posting memes, creating problems online. On a message to you,
Speaker 1: Eln thank you.
Speaker 3: Wow, oh man old Gray Whistle test performance of that song.
Speaker 2: That was really nice, and thank you for the impromptu support.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I do know that one. That's plastic. It's
Speaker 2: a goddamn second wave.
Speaker 1: Scott, what wave did that?
Speaker 2: The Specials? The Specials first? That's probably second wave? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: really enjoyed that. I do wish Elon Musk would stop
Speaker 2: his jumping around. Yeah, he really loves to jump around him.
Speaker 2: He does something like he's up to it.
Speaker 1: Someone pointed out recently that maybe when he jumps up
Speaker 1: he's trying to form an X with his body.
Speaker 2: Is there any truth to.
Speaker 3: That, I don't know even if true also an l right, Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't have the life force to rea.
Speaker 2: I have also seen that claim, and I don't have
Speaker 2: whatever it takes to like go and look into that.
Speaker 2: It's just a It will make me too sad to
Speaker 2: like find out whether that's true or not.
Speaker 3: Because when it would lead to like some interview where
Speaker 3: Elon's like, what people about what I'm doing is I'm
Speaker 3: creating an X with my body and.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is physical yourself.
Speaker 3: You know, you know it's worse, It's worth less than
Speaker 3: truth social now Twitter can officially, I think the great
Speaker 3: inversion has happened as of like this week.
Speaker 2: I feel like the great inversion has happened in general.
Speaker 2: I just feel like we are descending into mega world.
Speaker 2: Like I mean, buzz Aldron, my buzz Aldron fucking Buzz
Speaker 2: endorsed Trump.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I think that just like if your
Speaker 1: name is Buzz, probably it's actually more to do with
Speaker 1: his name being Buzz, just that all the other guys
Speaker 1: he knows named Buzz or Maga.
Speaker 3: But and he's like the most bitter one, right of
Speaker 3: all those dudes wh went up there because did he
Speaker 3: have to know like he did. He stay's bitter in
Speaker 3: the sense, so like when people are like you didn't
Speaker 3: actually land on the moon, he'll punch them, which I've
Speaker 3: always respected, Like like militaristic anti moon landing hoax is
Speaker 3: funny to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really contains multitudes, you know. Yeah, we're all complicated.
Speaker 2: He's also something and yeah, he's kind of he's kind
Speaker 2: of old the movie First Man, by the Way, which
Speaker 2: I've talked about really enjoying. I'm a real hot and
Speaker 2: cold with Damien Chizzel, but that one really worked for me.
Speaker 2: And they make buzz Aldrons seem like a true asshole,
Speaker 2: like kind of is just like a big person, like
Speaker 2: he kind of like just bullies his way onto the
Speaker 2: moon landing over He's like, well, not bullies, but he's
Speaker 2: just like this like abrasive guy who's like, nah, we'll
Speaker 2: never do it. But and it is whoever whatever book
Speaker 2: they use for research was not a big fan of
Speaker 2: buzz Aldron, right, But yeah, I don't know, I'm getting
Speaker 2: ads for scripture on YouTube that's never happened before. It
Speaker 2: just feels like everybody's preparing. They're like he's gonna win,
Speaker 2: and we're all going to live in a weird, fucking
Speaker 2: it religio fascist world. I mean, what those Bible folks
Speaker 2: don't know is there's some pretty hot scripture. So you know,
Speaker 2: Jordan just turned his seat backwards and his hat backwards.
Speaker 3: Right, Yes, all right, Jordan, we are getting you know
Speaker 3: who else, Blue fat Ropes.
Speaker 2: Are gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 2: in a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking
Speaker 2: about today. Mega is doing their best impression of somebody
Speaker 2: who is offended. They're pretending to be offended. In response,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh you're offended. Well, wow, so we're mad too.
Speaker 2: You said me a thing about Joe Babble hold my beer.
Speaker 3: They say they do not alight because too much too.
Speaker 3: Although I feel like recently I've seen a lot of
Speaker 3: these people back on the bud light. I mean, the
Speaker 3: outrage never lasts for too long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, anyways, we'll talk
Speaker 2: about that. The Supreme Court also is allowing a voter
Speaker 2: perge to continue in Virginia. It just feels like they're
Speaker 2: stretching out, getting ready for whatever. It's like, wait, you're
Speaker 2: not supposed to play in this game. Why are you
Speaker 2: guys stretching each other out two yank shadow boxing from
Speaker 2: the Dodger game.
Speaker 3: That got that that that that's my I'm in the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah that. We we will talk about those guys. I really,
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's just a level of I don't know,
Speaker 2: like someone needs to like I kind of get them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they do need to be a renaissance painting.
Speaker 2: Yes, just a new strain of like super dirt bag
Speaker 2: that I don't know, like the sunglasses at night, the shamelessness,
Speaker 2: the weird hand gestures, the conviction that they showed when
Speaker 2: interfering in the game, all the respect the hell out
Speaker 2: of it. We're also going to talk about haunted houses
Speaker 2: because it is Halloween, and yeah, a lot of people
Speaker 2: believe in haunted houses. Sixty one percent of people believe
Speaker 2: in ghosts in America, which is also helpful to keep
Speaker 2: in mind as we enter this election season. More people
Speaker 2: believe in ghosts than we'll vote for either pande, so
Speaker 2: a little helpful time. We need to get out the
Speaker 2: ghost vote, y'all. Yeah, a voter. A lot of.
Speaker 1: Polling places are haunted. There's a lot of haunted community centers,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of haunted fire stations, juniors, all places large,
Speaker 1: rather not.
Speaker 2: Do that have high probability of haunting. What if that's
Speaker 2: just the Democrats closing message. It's just like to do
Speaker 2: the opposite of getting the vote out of Republicans, to
Speaker 2: be like this, I'm scary out there, folks, ghost surreal,
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of no ghosts. Yeah, all that plenty more.
Speaker 2: But for Jordan, we do like toask our guests, what
Speaker 2: is something from your search history that is revealing about
Speaker 2: who you are? Yes?
Speaker 1: So I love the Halloween season. I love a Halloween playlist,
Speaker 1: but I realized that the you know, the difficult part
Speaker 1: of the Halloween playlist is like you don't got a
Speaker 1: lot of songs to choose from. I love having one
Speaker 1: on around the house, but like, okay, it's Monster Mash,
Speaker 1: it's Psycho Killer, I put a spell on you, and
Speaker 1: like maybe something from Nightmare before Christmas. But then you
Speaker 1: just got to like repeat, so, you know, it feels
Speaker 1: like it's the same five or six songs. But I
Speaker 1: think something people do not know is that Bobby Boris Pickett,
Speaker 1: the guy who wrote the Monster Mash, just kept writing
Speaker 1: monster songs. He just kept doing it. Every couple of years.
Speaker 1: Every time there was a new trend, he would do
Speaker 1: another monster song. There's a monster Christmas song, and so yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy just like has he's got you, He's got
Speaker 1: your back if you like feel like there's not enough
Speaker 1: Halloween songs. So I was kind of going through his
Speaker 1: catalog and in the eighties, at the height of hip hop,
Speaker 1: he did the monster rap and I believe in the
Speaker 1: eighties this is from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It has a very like eighties you know, hip hop
Speaker 1: production style, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. At the same time I was, I was assuming
Speaker 2: it was more recent than that because eighties rap is
Speaker 2: so I don't know, like think about like the Rodney
Speaker 2: Dangerfield rap and like you know those like theme rap songs.
Speaker 1: Oh, it is very much in that mold rap in
Speaker 1: Rodney Mister T's.
Speaker 2: Rats not that bad. It's not doing the nursery rhyme
Speaker 2: thing where they're like, well my name is Dracula. I'm
Speaker 2: here to say that, you know, like they it's it
Speaker 2: feels like it was written by people. Well, let's let's
Speaker 2: hear listen to Okay, sorry, I'm not I guess too much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty four, I believe is the dast tell you
Speaker 2: year of my supposed.
Speaker 7: Birth episode, his head winds app Okay, the shock, the shock,
Speaker 7: the boy.
Speaker 2: Shocked, shock, the.
Speaker 1: Voice, I don't know who this is.
Speaker 3: Okay, so one party is definitely like, you know, some
Speaker 3: sugar Hill Gang old rap style. But what he said
Speaker 3: the body bought like shot the body shocking. He needs
Speaker 3: to he needs to sue Playboy CARDI thank you.
Speaker 2: The body part was.
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really enjoy Jordan, thank you so much. Like
Speaker 2: usually people tell search history and this is like, I
Speaker 2: can use this immediately. I'm putting this on my kids
Speaker 2: playlist for Halloween tonight.
Speaker 1: And just shirt down and just search for It'll replace
Speaker 1: all the Christian porn ship in your search hit exactly.
Speaker 1: Because again, this guy's got so many. He's got one
Speaker 1: called the Monster Swim that's like a parody of beach
Speaker 1: party songs. And then at some point in it he goes,
Speaker 1: it's better than the mash has to say, like foringe
Speaker 1: about that old one. We're all doing the Monster Swim now,
Speaker 1: it's better.
Speaker 2: This one also opens with him saying, oh, still in
Speaker 2: the lab late one night, like so he's just like
Speaker 2: he's just like, uh, he kind of sounds Rizott like
Speaker 2: the car. He's doing character work because he is getting
Speaker 2: like more annoyed by Igor as it goes along. Like
Speaker 2: now he and Igor are like kind of an old
Speaker 2: married couple in this song, like he gets mad at
Speaker 2: him a lot.
Speaker 3: Wait, there's a chopped and screwed version of the Monster Mash. Yeah, Broy, Wow,
Speaker 3: he really is doing the hip hop ship if he's
Speaker 3: doing a chopped like a DJ slowed down version, was
Speaker 3: that him?
Speaker 2: This is slow? Yeah?
Speaker 3: This is on the Bobby bores Picket YouTube. Out of
Speaker 3: the Jordan's sent through, Like one of the clips is
Speaker 3: Monster Mash parenthetical.
Speaker 2: Slow and spooky version. That's good.
Speaker 3: Oh he knows, he knows how TikTok works. People love
Speaker 3: the slow down version of famous songs too.
Speaker 2: So he's just getting in there. He's smart, he's smart.
Speaker 2: I think he has passed on.
Speaker 5: But you know, okay, well whoever's running this YouTube than yeah.
Speaker 2: Who put this out two months ago? Whoever? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love just like finding a thing and sticking to it,
Speaker 2: you know, just all courage.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, I know. And it's like creative people. I
Speaker 1: think we all you know, we think a lot about
Speaker 1: like oh am I being pigeonholed, like should I branch out?
Speaker 1: Have I been doing this too long? But it's like
Speaker 1: this guy is just fucking not Monster songs, new monster
Speaker 1: song every couple of years, and like, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's admirable. I like, I like, get a lot
Speaker 1: of inspiration, find.
Speaker 2: Your pigeon hole and just keep drilling. Yeah, drilled. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like being like Angetty's or like the Wegman,
Speaker 3: the photographer who just takes wine mariner photos, and it's
Speaker 3: like I do one thing, don't anything else. It's these
Speaker 3: dogs in clothes.
Speaker 2: Okay, one hundred years from now, this is going to
Speaker 2: be the one thing that is artistically respected from our time.
Speaker 2: His Monster songs like the only really lasting music of
Speaker 2: their time.
Speaker 1: We don't we don't know much about them. They're mysterious people,
Speaker 1: but we knows that they're months.
Speaker 2: They did that.
Speaker 1: Their monsters didn't get together for a lot of different
Speaker 1: kinds of parties.
Speaker 3: Right, and their and their female deity Haktua right.
Speaker 2: To this pace of course, Jordan, what's something he thinks underrated?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I got some I list and I know
Speaker 1: the show I'm on. I got a couple of food
Speaker 1: ones for you. I want to get your pig underrated?
Speaker 1: Have you had the burger at Buffalo Wild Way.
Speaker 3: I would never even fucking think to have a burger
Speaker 3: a you would. Yeah, it's one of those things. Wait
Speaker 3: maybe just before I get into it a little bit,
Speaker 3: are y'all Buffalo Wild Wings fans beat ups.
Speaker 2: Is Yeah, it's so long, but it's given the opportunity.
Speaker 2: I do love it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's when I worked at one of my older jobs,
Speaker 3: there was a beatves near the office, and like when
Speaker 3: we were acting like, let's take a like a fuck
Speaker 3: you lunch break because.
Speaker 2: We did like our manager, we went to Yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great place for that, and they like
Speaker 1: they like stay open. They have like a late happy hour.
Speaker 1: So if you ever just like I'm a piece of
Speaker 1: shit today, like you can go to Buffalo Wild Wings
Speaker 1: at like eleven pm and everything will be cheaper. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really fun. I think they all have really good vibes.
Speaker 1: And the wings are great. I think, like if we're
Speaker 1: talking Chain Wings, I think Wingstop is king, but like
Speaker 1: Buffalo Wild Wings, you can't you know. It's that sit
Speaker 1: down experience. If you like to watch the game, they
Speaker 1: do that great. But I was in there the other
Speaker 1: day round eleven pm being a piece of shit and
Speaker 1: and for some reason, the wings, like I just I
Speaker 1: needed something more substantial, you know, wings, wings. You got
Speaker 1: to eat a lot of them to feel like you
Speaker 1: had a meal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and even I'm not there's a little something yeah
Speaker 3: eating with ye health food in my book. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: look carb, I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, keto, depending on
Speaker 3: the sauce.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I'll do. Because they had a
Speaker 1: special on the burger and it's like one of those
Speaker 1: it's like a smash burger, which I know is like
Speaker 1: overused food trend. Maybe you were tired of it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but they fucking nailed it.
Speaker 2: It was so good.
Speaker 1: It was just like it was just the smash patties, cheese,
Speaker 1: a couple of condiments, and it was as it like,
Speaker 1: you know, the smash burger. It's the thing you like,
Speaker 1: at least in La you kind of like wait in
Speaker 1: line for, yeah, the pop up it's in a guy's yard,
Speaker 1: and but like it was as good as that. It
Speaker 1: was as good as one that you like, oh like
Speaker 1: would be like an Instagram famous local smash burger kind
Speaker 1: of totally. Yeah, I'll stand by that, and and you
Speaker 1: know all all maybe preface it was saying I did
Speaker 1: maybe had a couple of eleven PM five dollars double
Speaker 1: tequila sodas I thought the hit though, it hit.
Speaker 2: It hard, so good. It's that I do think this
Speaker 2: represents a positive a sea change that we're seeing a
Speaker 2: positive sea change. Is like the Buffalo Wild Wings Burger
Speaker 2: five years ago, I would automatically assume and probably be
Speaker 2: right that it was like one of those ones that's
Speaker 2: just like thick, you know, just like a cow job breaker. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: just so massive you can't get your mouth around it.
Speaker 2: So the fact that more, more and more people are
Speaker 2: just switching to the smash Burger, I feel like it's
Speaker 2: a lot easier to pull off and you can still
Speaker 2: charge frequently successful, Yeah, you can as much. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: just think that there's a higher rate of success with
Speaker 2: the Smashburger than those thick old barbecue steak housburger, Yeah, steak.
Speaker 1: And I think the the smash Burger's use of that
Speaker 1: like slimmer like potato bun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so much better than a brio spot,
Speaker 1: which I think was the default for for a.
Speaker 2: Long time in burgers, Yeah exactly, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah there's just a ton of bread, not a ton
Speaker 1: of flavor, but yeah that little that little potato roll
Speaker 1: or that just little like white bread roll, I don't know,
Speaker 1: soaks up the juice real nice. And uh yeah, the
Speaker 1: beat the bat UB's version is uh it's a fucking killer.
Speaker 2: It's great. Love that all right, what's some of these
Speaker 2: things overrated? Okay the margarita at Margaritaville, M yep, that's
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's okay, so I there's a Margaritaville I
Speaker 1: like to visit, uh at And again I don't want
Speaker 1: to get too hyper local here, but Universal City was
Speaker 1: gonna say walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know this is the little area of chain
Speaker 2: restaurants outside of Universal Studios for the people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so yeah, it's got every chain restaurant you
Speaker 1: could want again, l A. You know, some days maybe
Speaker 1: hard to find your favorite chain, but but there's some
Speaker 1: places where they're kind.
Speaker 2: Of like collected and together.
Speaker 1: Yes, and city Walk City Walk one of those places.
Speaker 1: And you know, Margaritaville great choice for dining. There, good vibes,
Speaker 1: you know, vibes for days. Obviously it's five o'clocks something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, but there. I had the margarita last time
Speaker 1: I was there, and I'm like, you know what, there's
Speaker 1: a better margarita in this center and it's at Bubba
Speaker 1: Gump Shrimp Company.
Speaker 8: There.
Speaker 1: You go, Wow, such a fucking dick swing for that
Speaker 1: place to have a better margarita than Margaritaville. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it just is. It's superior. It's customizable. They have a
Speaker 1: kind of you can do. They have all sorts of
Speaker 1: like kind of build your own margaritas where you can
Speaker 1: do the little corona that sits on the lip with
Speaker 1: a little plastic.
Speaker 2: Seat kick in a few more bucks, you can take
Speaker 2: home the souvenir cup.
Speaker 3: Yes, you can out in my kitchen date night with
Speaker 3: my wife to Yeah. I'm like, we're going to Bubba
Speaker 3: Gump Shrimp at your city Walk. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: And she was like, Wow, this this is perfectly you.
Speaker 3: This is not this is you. I love that man,
Speaker 3: she says to the waiter as she's sorry taking yeah
Speaker 3: city walk.
Speaker 2: I feel like is somewhere on the evolutionary path between
Speaker 2: like where the other places in present day America and
Speaker 2: the world of demolition man right right, we're we're we're
Speaker 2: on the way there.
Speaker 3: It's all lanes and and then you know, next thing,
Speaker 3: you know, we'll wake up and we're wiping with three seashells.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: I can't even say fuck you in public with that's
Speaker 3: right without.
Speaker 1: Getting yeah sure. And then there's murder death kills going
Speaker 1: on everywhere in DK. Dennis Leary has to explain ship
Speaker 1: to him. I don't funk you at people like we
Speaker 1: normally do what we love to do. Let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll get into some news. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, and now's the fun part where we get
Speaker 2: to talk about the upcoming election.
Speaker 1: Bully is going to be watching the results at the
Speaker 1: Bubba Gump Shrimp com I want to be when they
Speaker 1: call it for Kamala.
Speaker 9: I was at Bubba Gump getting bombed off the audios.
Speaker 9: Motherfuckers audio, motherfucker Bubba Gump baby.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, aside from the horse race stuff
Speaker 3: that's going on, nothing's really changed.
Speaker 2: I mean you'll see pulling like is there a surprise
Speaker 2: waiting in Kansas? U that has gotten to a lot
Speaker 2: of people in my time. A lot of people are like,
Speaker 2: it's oh, Trump's gonna win, Like, just get get your
Speaker 2: mind around that it's gonna happen. Because of all the polling,
Speaker 2: neat still has given us a you know, it's steadily
Speaker 2: moving in his direction. Yeah, sure, sure, move find out
Speaker 2: that I've stopped.
Speaker 1: I just kind of stopped clicking on anything that has
Speaker 1: Nate Silver in the title. Dude's kind of a bummer
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And uh yeah, Nathan Silver, the guy the pole prognostigator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it right.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of the recent coverage though
Speaker 3: now is obviously, I think, just continued fallout from Tony
Speaker 3: Hingchecliff's racist soapbox set at Madison Square Garden. It's absolutely
Speaker 3: sports the Trump campaign and their allies to now pretend
Speaker 3: that they have delicate sensibilities and are capable of discerning
Speaker 3: between what is and is not appropriate language. The Puerto
Speaker 3: Rico garbage Island thing, obviously is the biggest pain point
Speaker 3: around what Hingecliff said, But never mind the equally fucked
Speaker 3: up you know, quote unquote jokes about black people.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah people kidding.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, wild that that we we just picked
Speaker 3: that one fucked up thing that because it's all through
Speaker 3: the horse It's all through the horse race lens. It's like,
Speaker 3: what would be what happened to Puerto Rican voters? You know,
Speaker 3: it's like what like there's a voting block in a county?
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, sure, And of course you have to
Speaker 2: sound smart about it, and dude, like we have to
Speaker 2: all pretend like we're that guy on m S NBC
Speaker 2: who's like, come in here, let's look at the map. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're all.
Speaker 1: All just touching, touching a map that doesn't react till
Speaker 1: a couple of seconds after we touched it.
Speaker 2: Who's running this? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Trumpe went on Fox or like a panic like all
Speaker 3: hands on deck, Spin Zone interview to try and you know,
Speaker 3: sort of deflect from everything with handed he said. Quote
Speaker 3: when he pulled up my Mariah Carey talking about j LO,
Speaker 3: he said, I don't know her. He said, quote, I
Speaker 3: have no idea who he is. Somebody said there was
Speaker 3: a comedian that joked about Puerto Rico or something, and
Speaker 3: I have no idea who he is. I never saw him,
Speaker 3: never heard of them, and I don't want to hear
Speaker 3: of him, and I have no idea Like.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear of him. I don't subscribe
Speaker 2: to his podcast. Yeah, no, I was year though, right,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Like it is wild, how like we know, we know
Speaker 1: how fucking addicted to cable news he is, you know,
Speaker 1: like and and they've just been running this clip constantly
Speaker 1: to be absolutely at this one, be playing the game
Speaker 1: of like I still haven't seen this clip.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. He says, something about Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure, you know, I'd do great with hispanics, right,
Speaker 3: that's another anyway, So he goes on quote he said,
Speaker 3: quote now that now what they've done is taken somebody
Speaker 3: that has nothing to do with the party, has nothing
Speaker 3: to do with us. He said something, and they try
Speaker 3: and make a big deal, but I don't know who
Speaker 3: it is. I don't even know who put him in,
Speaker 3: and I can't imagine it's a big deal. He also
Speaker 3: said it's nobody's fault that he was up there, but
Speaker 3: somebody said bad things. It's like, no, like he's basically okay, fine,
Speaker 3: let's move on. I don't know that person. It's so
Speaker 3: weird that this people up there and saying a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff I don't know. We have we have an
Speaker 3: open mic. It's a lottery and we just let people
Speaker 3: go up.
Speaker 2: And he just jumped on stage. We didn't know who
Speaker 2: he was, but.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, yeah, it is truly so weird that they
Speaker 3: were invited and vetted by your campaign to speak at
Speaker 3: the Nazi rally and we all know. Oh, they also
Speaker 3: reviewed the material before it was loaded into the teleprompter.
Speaker 2: Okay, we know that because they rejected a thing calling
Speaker 2: Kamala Harris the sea word. Yeah yeah, yeah, to see
Speaker 2: you next Tuesday. They're like, okay, that one, let's take
Speaker 2: that out. The watermelone stuff, great, the rock, Yeah, we
Speaker 2: have some tags for your Puerto Rico joke if you'd
Speaker 2: like to hear him. Oh yeah, I love that. I
Speaker 2: love you.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess the logic here being that, like
Speaker 3: we are already down with women, so that could be bad.
Speaker 3: Non whites are definitely fair game, though, you know, let
Speaker 3: it rip with those jokes, just not.
Speaker 2: The women's stuff.
Speaker 3: We didn't want to go full see you next Tuesday
Speaker 3: after that would have been because that would have been
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd imagine clever people in the Harris campaign
Speaker 3: would have been like, if that happened, they'll be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: we will see you next Tuesday on SHO And that's
Speaker 3: why I got out of politics.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I'm too good at it. I'm too good.
Speaker 3: I'm too good at you when.
Speaker 2: Imperialism, when you quit politics, you did give the Goodwill
Speaker 2: hunting speech about do you know how easy this shit
Speaker 2: is for me? Yeah, and lit something on fire and
Speaker 2: walked out.
Speaker 1: In the same thing that Bobby bush Pickett said when
Speaker 1: he got out of Monsters.
Speaker 3: But it's like the wild thing though about Tony Hinchcliffe. Right,
Speaker 3: this is an NBC This is about Hinchcliffe. Fucking workshopped
Speaker 3: this joke quote. It was not the first time Hinchcliffe
Speaker 3: had used the Puerto Rico line to sit at the
Speaker 3: Stand Comedy Club in New York City, where he made
Speaker 3: a surprise appearance Saturday night. According to NBC news producer
Speaker 3: and three other people who happened to be in the audience,
Speaker 3: the joke did not draw laughs, just a handful of
Speaker 3: awkward chuckles. Hinchcliffe told the audience that he would be
Speaker 3: performing at the Madison Square Garden rally the next day,
Speaker 3: and said multiple times during his routine that he would
Speaker 3: get a better reaction tomorrow at the rally because they're
Speaker 3: all racist, you see, yea even there, but yeah, wild yeah,
Speaker 3: wild that just like why workshop it? You know, if
Speaker 3: you're not gonna like if it eat shit the night before,
Speaker 3: why still do it at the thing anyway?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so much faith in this awful joke.
Speaker 3: This is just Also, I just want to play this
Speaker 3: quote from Trump just to be like, nothing to see here,
Speaker 3: Everything's fine. This is just him talking about how Puerto
Speaker 3: Rico is just great stuff, great stuff.
Speaker 8: Chips with Hispanics. But I've had really great relationship with
Speaker 8: Puerto Rico and people from Puerto Rico. They love every
Speaker 8: time I go outside, I see somebody from Puerto Rico,
Speaker 8: they give me a hug in it kiss uh huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that sounds that sounds like a real story
Speaker 2: and not something. Sure time I go outside, I see
Speaker 2: somebody from Puerto Rico and they give me a hug
Speaker 2: and a kiss. Uh huh. The Secret Service is fine
Speaker 2: with people running up and kissing me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they love that. They love that they give me
Speaker 3: hugs and kisses. And that's why everything I said or
Speaker 3: anything that came out of people associated with is okay.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 3: Matt Walsh also had something to say on this. This
Speaker 3: is the man who famously asked what is woman he has?
Speaker 3: He's just basically saying, you know, like it predictably if
Speaker 3: you're offended, like just just shut the fuck up about everything.
Speaker 2: Here's Matt Walsh.
Speaker 10: So he made fun of Puerto Rican's black people, Jews
Speaker 10: and Arabs. You know, it's a pretty pretty equal opportunity offender.
Speaker 10: Were they offensive jokes? I mean yeah, if you're a
Speaker 10: whiny little baby, there offensive to you. If if those
Speaker 10: jokes are offensive to you, then you're just a whiny, pathetic, ridiculous,
Speaker 10: sad sack of human being. If that's if it was
Speaker 10: actually offensive. Okay, not like you're pretending to be. But
Speaker 10: if you heard any of those jokes and we're actually
Speaker 10: hurt by them, then you're just a ridiculous person.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're just a ridiculous person. So shall we check
Speaker 3: in with the ridiculous people? Because you know, again, whenever
Speaker 3: there's a moment like when they fucked up, the immediate
Speaker 3: response is we need to glom onto something that, like
Speaker 3: a liberal has said to be like, well, it's absolutely
Speaker 3: not that bad.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad timpoole like revealed to be a Russian
Speaker 2: operative and left or is I guess he's threatening to
Speaker 2: cancel his podcast because his staff is too encompetent, Like
Speaker 2: you just sat there on his podcast and were guys,
Speaker 2: I'd love to keep doing it, but these fucking engineers
Speaker 2: and producers sucks shit. But anyways, I'm so glad he's
Speaker 2: left because now I know who the wellh at wallshit.
Speaker 2: I couldn't keep those two separate for the Oh wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, temple Well has a surgically implanted beanie on his head.
Speaker 3: That's the easy way to remember that. But again, if
Speaker 3: we're talking about offense, right, So, Joe Biden was on
Speaker 3: like a Voto Latino Zoom event where he commented on
Speaker 3: Hingecliff and again, if you just looked at the headlines
Speaker 3: from the right, it was this from the New York Post.
Speaker 3: Biden rips Trump supporters as quote only garbage icy floating
Speaker 3: in rebuke of ex president over joke made by comedian
Speaker 3: at rally.
Speaker 2: Elon Musk quotes too. It is like Biden just called
Speaker 2: half of America garbage.
Speaker 3: Okay, well really, but if you look back, the New
Speaker 3: York Post actually changed the headline because we were like,
Speaker 3: is that what was said. It said Biden appears to
Speaker 3: call Trump supporters garbage and rebuke.
Speaker 2: Of mag as.
Speaker 3: White House insists he did he just say anything in
Speaker 3: a headline if there's a question mark, yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: appears to. Charlie Kirk said, Joe Biden is dehumanizing as
Speaker 3: using dehumanizing language towards eighty million Americans.
Speaker 2: Calling Trump supporters quote garbage.
Speaker 3: This is how the worst atrocities of the twentieth century
Speaker 3: begin again in twenty twenty four. They think you are garbage,
Speaker 3: therefore worthy of elimination. May I look again, it's there's
Speaker 3: not even point being outraged by any of this. You
Speaker 3: fucking losers have been saying the same dehumanizing shit constantly,
Speaker 3: So miss us with.
Speaker 2: Your like what the fuck is going on the clip?
Speaker 3: If you want to know what he actually said, this
Speaker 3: is what Joe Biden actually said, and we'll comment on
Speaker 3: the other side.
Speaker 11: And just the other day, speaker at his rally called
Speaker 11: Puerto Rico a floating islm of garbage. Well, let me
Speaker 11: tell you something I don't I don't know the Puerto Rico,
Speaker 11: but I know Puerto Rico where I'm in my homestate
Speaker 11: of Delaware. Okay, to good, decent, honorable people. The only
Speaker 11: garbage I see floating down there is his supporters, his
Speaker 11: his his demonizational scene is unconscionable and it's un American.
Speaker 2: So now, again from the start of that, that's one
Speaker 2: of the rougher Joe moments. That's what really brought back
Speaker 2: to when he was president. He's the one that is
Speaker 2: good and Puerto Rico, in my home state, is right.
Speaker 2: If you don't if you bring it, bring it in
Speaker 2: for a landing like corn pop gonna come up.
Speaker 3: He kept drum I don't know, so again in it,
Speaker 3: the quote is he's saying, you know, and look at
Speaker 3: his supporters, and then he sort of trails off, like
Speaker 3: vilification of of Latinos. I'm not exactly sure what I mean.
Speaker 3: They're they're saying that he was. He's saying, it's the
Speaker 3: supporters demonization of Latinos that is the garbage. I mean,
Speaker 3: even if he did mean to accurately describe like this
Speaker 3: racist pack of ship rats as garbage, that is somehow
Speaker 3: beyond the pale. Yeah, because again the NonStop xenophobic, transphobic
Speaker 3: ship like, so are those just jokes too? I'm trying
Speaker 3: to just figure out what where what's level's set here first?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the like gymnastics you have to do of
Speaker 1: like it's just jokes. Don't get offended to, Like now.
Speaker 2: We're offended in twelve hours. It's it's pretty wild.
Speaker 1: I feel like at some point they're gonna like start
Speaker 1: calling Trump rallies safe spaces, like come to your safe space,
Speaker 1: and to just like using all.
Speaker 2: The shit that they were mad at in the first place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just like that. I mean, I think everybody has
Speaker 2: the institutional memory of Hillary Clinton saying deplorables and that
Speaker 2: being people being like that's why she lost the Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why of the three thousand reasons that people have
Speaker 2: attributed to why she lost the election. But it's just
Speaker 2: the media treats white people with like such fucking kid gloves.
Speaker 2: They're just like so scuter. They're like, oh, you're really
Speaker 2: messed up. Man. Now they're gonna be mad and they
Speaker 2: probably will be like that, Yeah, make no mistake that
Speaker 2: that was probably bad and maybe Joe Biden shouldn't be
Speaker 2: talking bad as a political maneuver.
Speaker 3: But it's like anything is the thing gonna move, Like
Speaker 3: if someone goes it was it's when Joe Biden said
Speaker 3: that I realize I have.
Speaker 2: To support Trump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like no, I feel like even because I watched
Speaker 3: these videos, we're like they're going like I saw like
Speaker 3: some clip like from these like college students in North
Speaker 3: Carolina before Trump rally, and like, so why are you
Speaker 3: support Trump's like oh as a student man like good
Speaker 3: a gas gas prices or like just really it's a lot.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, bro, y'all are just looking for fucking reasons. Yeah,
Speaker 3: aren't because I'm a racist regressive, sure, but you know,
Speaker 3: fucking patriarch like patriarchy upholding goon. It's not it's that's
Speaker 3: you can't say that, So you gotta find some weird
Speaker 3: ass like ill informed talking point.
Speaker 2: The mysh idiot I like told me to right, yeah
Speaker 2: exactly when just just say.
Speaker 3: That I have a parasocial relation with a podcast shithead
Speaker 3: and he told me to yeah, yeah, hey that's us.
Speaker 2: Hey I'm a podcast.
Speaker 6: Hey wait a seconds podcast sitheads who love everyone who
Speaker 6: has a parasocial relationship with us. White people, Uh yeah,
Speaker 6: are are the problem, but we're focusing on every other miles.
Speaker 2: You talked about this for the past couple of days,
Speaker 2: but it's just like more and more like the the
Speaker 2: mainstream media is just like find finding these little chunks
Speaker 2: of like people to break off, and it's just like,
Speaker 2: look at you decided by them? I don't really really
Speaker 2: And are we.
Speaker 3: Doing the thing too rhetorically where you're asking like marginalized
Speaker 3: people to save you, yes, okay, yeah, from the thing
Speaker 3: that we have no hand in creating, like the okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Well you.
Speaker 2: See, Miles, black men are voting for Donald Trump at
Speaker 2: a rate of eight percent this time instead of three
Speaker 2: percent last time. And that's the difference over. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not the hard lets who we should that happened. That
Speaker 2: happened with all of white people. Right, we need, yes,
Speaker 2: we need, Yeah, we need a topic for a trend
Speaker 2: piece where we can do a lot of interviews, right exactly.
Speaker 2: But it's so, you know, there's so much entitlement among
Speaker 2: white people in America that if you offend them, they
Speaker 2: are going to freak the fuck out. And so yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like that's where the story is coming from. Yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: let let's talk about some other white people, uh, some
Speaker 2: other Trump supporters. The Supreme Court has allowed a voter
Speaker 2: purge that was happening in Virginia to move forward. Basically,
Speaker 2: you know that Glenn Youngkin was asked it was in
Speaker 2: the process of purging like thousands of votes in Virginia
Speaker 2: based on the fear that illegal immigrants were voting in
Speaker 2: the election that they had no evidence was actually happening.
Speaker 2: Never do because there was no evidence. Local courts and
Speaker 2: you know, federal courts up to this point were like
Speaker 2: no and just furthermore no, And it got to the
Speaker 2: Supreme Court and they were like, yeah, he can do that.
Speaker 2: No further answers, you're on any reasoning, any rationale on no, No,
Speaker 2: no rationale given. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's an emergency appeal, so I guess that
Speaker 3: that's there is sort of a precedent for why they
Speaker 3: might not come out immediately. But it's like when it
Speaker 3: just goes down, you know, it's like only the three
Speaker 3: liberal justices or like against it, You're like, yeah, we
Speaker 3: did it.
Speaker 2: We've seen their reasoning around, like when when saying that
Speaker 2: Trump couldn't be prosecuted, they're like basically granting him the
Speaker 2: power of a monarch with no good explanation whatsoever. It's
Speaker 2: just I feel like we're seeing them on the sidelines
Speaker 2: as we're getting ready to have this election stretching out
Speaker 2: and like Clarence Thomas just did the lebron powder clap
Speaker 2: at the scorer's table, and it's like, wait, you guys
Speaker 2: aren't supposed to be playing in this game. This is
Speaker 2: just an election. Why do you And they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: you clearly haven't seen the game tape from two thousand, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little a little amuse bouche before the
Speaker 3: bullshit that's gonna come after the election.
Speaker 2: Sure, but yeah, it feels feels bad generally, would be
Speaker 2: where where I'm at heading into this election. And that
Speaker 2: is my final stance, closing argument.
Speaker 3: This is gross, not this is not great, Bob. Let's
Speaker 3: take a quick break and we'll come back, and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're Jordan. Are you a baseball fan? You know I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not a baseball fan, but I am really enjoying
Speaker 1: the World Series vibes around l A. I was a
Speaker 1: in a restaurant last night but they were showing the game.
Speaker 1: LA lost. But just like great vibes. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's really fun as a non sports fan. But not
Speaker 1: I'll clarify, I'm not a sports ball guy. I'm not
Speaker 1: a superb Owl guy, just a man who doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: follow follows sports.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's fun when the home team's winning. It's uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm liking it. I'm liking to be an aditivity in
Speaker 1: the city for sure.
Speaker 2: So on the night of the twenty ninth, three guys
Speaker 2: I think it was a group of three, two who
Speaker 2: were like the main perpetrators, got in just the wire.
Speaker 3: I think all three got kicked out. Oh the video
Speaker 3: I saw was just the two, but anyway, maybe.
Speaker 2: It was just the two, but they got in just
Speaker 2: under the wire. For like group costumes, if you don't
Speaker 2: have a Halloween costume yet, I feel like because one of.
Speaker 3: The if you're in a throttle, if you got your guys,
Speaker 3: you have two keys and jersey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they're wearing sunglasses at night. Yep. One of
Speaker 2: them has uh this was my favorite details. One of
Speaker 2: them had a slide glove like the glove that people
Speaker 2: wear ride running bases that can only be described as
Speaker 2: like a oven mitt without the thumb.
Speaker 3: Part masculine of the most masculine of Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the had that for no reason, like
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen people go to games with baseball
Speaker 2: gloves because you are hoping to catch a foul ball
Speaker 2: like this slide bit is just I guess, announcing your
Speaker 2: intention to like storm the field. Yeah yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: love their whole energy wearing Sunglas the night the guy
Speaker 2: who wasn't had eyes like two pistoles in a snowbank.
Speaker 2: To quote my mom when I came in extremely fucked
Speaker 2: up one time, I'll.
Speaker 1: Say the guy the kind of the main dude in
Speaker 1: this altercation, I would say his look is adult wrizzler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, adult wrizzler. If Tim Robinson was playing the
Speaker 3: adult wrizzler.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So many yeah, so many people have been posting.
Speaker 2: I think you should leave memes to be like it was,
Speaker 2: whether it's the phone one with him like this, like yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Many facal expressions like yeah there he is. So what
Speaker 3: what happened for people who aren't watching and aren't up
Speaker 3: on it? And made the World Series may well be
Speaker 3: over by now because tonight but it Game four, fly
Speaker 3: ball was hit into like right the right field bleachers,
Speaker 3: and Mookie Betts went and made a spectacular catch, and
Speaker 3: a guy who was there in the crowd just grabbed
Speaker 3: his glove and held him there like Aloft while his
Speaker 3: friend like held Mookie. The first game the ball out,
Speaker 3: just pried the ball out like that was the.
Speaker 2: Rules, and yeah it was. It was very very weird,
Speaker 2: like it was the It was immediately called like fan
Speaker 2: interference and like the home team who they're rooting for,
Speaker 2: was ruled out and then they were kicked out.
Speaker 3: But but for one game for just crazy Yeah, Steve
Speaker 3: Dve Bartman had to exile to god knows where. Yeah,
Speaker 3: these guys Cubs fan who.
Speaker 2: Touched the ball right as they were about to catch
Speaker 2: it and like hurt the Cubs chances of winning the
Speaker 2: World Series.
Speaker 3: And like but this one, I guess because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck them. I think that's really why it feels I
Speaker 3: think justified amongst fans, and like I was texting some
Speaker 3: of my friends and like, dude, if I was three
Speaker 3: to zero down, I.
Speaker 2: Would be doing some fucking toxic shit. I think. Out
Speaker 2: there but.
Speaker 1: Right, find your worst fans, get them as close to
Speaker 1: the game as possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it also speaks to the bitterness that, like,
Speaker 3: you know, just sports fans experience constantly just simmering rage.
Speaker 2: I should be out there the ball and I'm not yeah,
Speaker 2: just a new strain of dirt egg just dropped. I
Speaker 2: feel like and it's I I remember the Steve Bartman moment,
Speaker 2: and this was year, like over a decade ago, Like
Speaker 2: like Myles was saying, like a Cubs fan caught a
Speaker 2: ball that would have been caught by the home team.
Speaker 2: He a lot of people say he cost the Cubs,
Speaker 2: and he had an iconic look because he was like
Speaker 2: wearing headphones and a turtleneck for some reason, and everybody
Speaker 2: that year, like there were so many good Bartman costumes.
Speaker 2: It was. It was such a good it's such an
Speaker 2: iconic look that I expect to see some Yankee Dirtbeg
Speaker 2: fans out there this year. But yeah, like you said,
Speaker 2: he's only banned for Game five.
Speaker 1: When I saw these guys, my initial reaction was, I
Speaker 1: bet these guys still use the nicknames they were given
Speaker 1: in high school. Oh yeah, yeah, I bet these guys
Speaker 1: still call each other like dump truck or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: They're like there, where's bag of donuts?
Speaker 2: Bag of donuts?
Speaker 3: Fish, the fucking ball out of Mookie bets mid Bro,
Speaker 3: the fucking I love the quotes from this The fucking
Speaker 3: deranged dude are quotes.
Speaker 2: I missed the quote. I'm sure they were. They found
Speaker 2: You'll never guess Jordan where they found him after he
Speaker 2: was kicked out. Oh my god, do I get a nearby?
Speaker 2: Three guesses.
Speaker 3: Across the street, Oh my god, he wrote it on
Speaker 3: their shoulders.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. He said he had previously discussed with his
Speaker 2: friend that if a ball comes their way, we're gonna
Speaker 2: d up. I patrol that wall. And if they know.
Speaker 1: That, Oh no, this guy's he's made it his fucking thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's my thing. I patrolled the wall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, I wonder who he's voting for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I patrol the wall.
Speaker 3: Is a very interesting description of him getting ship faced
Speaker 3: and pretending he's on the Yankees. But okay, I pray
Speaker 3: to be there, but I do a job. I do
Speaker 3: pay them, but I I'm the wall patrol guy. But
Speaker 3: I okay, okay, I patrol my neighborhood too. Oh boy, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: what are the patrols?
Speaker 2: Are you on? Sir?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I, like I said quote, I know when
Speaker 3: I'm in the wrong, And as soon as I did it,
Speaker 3: I was like, boys, I'm out of here. Well that
Speaker 3: shows that shows some maturity in reflection, you know a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he knew, he knew where the line and you.
Speaker 3: Know, Tony Hitchcliff would say, boys, I'm out of here. Boys,
Speaker 3: I know when I'm in the wrong, and I sure
Speaker 3: fucked up.
Speaker 2: I agree later myself. Yeah yeah. I Also I feel
Speaker 2: like every member of the Yankees and like this group
Speaker 2: of fans, they all look like they leave the stadium
Speaker 2: and put on NYPD uniforms, like yeah, like they really
Speaker 2: like the guy who was like one of the heroes
Speaker 2: of the game last night for the Yankees has like
Speaker 2: a big mustache.
Speaker 3: It's just like that's yeah, yeah, what they're going. That's
Speaker 3: the only facial hair you can have as a Yankee.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 3: That ship is so like tightly regulated for being a Yankee,
Speaker 3: which is also very weird. But yeah, I feel like
Speaker 3: half of those players are about to be like those
Speaker 3: scenes or like undercover cops who are usually Yankees Jerseys
Speaker 3: pull out the badge that's on a necklace as bro
Speaker 3: whoa whoa NYPD asshole?
Speaker 2: Like like is that you have those underneath? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all those punisher stickers with the Blue Lives Matter flag.
Speaker 2: Exactly that they pulled that out When the next time
Speaker 2: Mookie Bets have the flyball next to the wall logo. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's talk haunting houses, guys, haunted houses, or
Speaker 2: as I call them, haunting houses. It turns out a
Speaker 2: lot of Americans believe in ghosts, sixty one percent more
Speaker 2: than is going to vote for any presidential candidate. And
Speaker 2: it's like, it's actually a legal issue because this is interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so there a person once sued because they bought a
Speaker 2: haunted house, the house and and the local court and
Speaker 2: it went all the way up to the Supreme Court
Speaker 2: ruled as a matter of law, the house is haunted,
Speaker 2: and a decision that's become known as the Ghostbusters ruling.
Speaker 2: I assumed this was in the thirties at the latest.
Speaker 2: Ages it was in the nineties that somebody bought a
Speaker 2: house and then was like whoa, whoa, whoa, you didn't
Speaker 2: tell me it was haunted, and was able to get
Speaker 2: their money back because they hadn't completely revealed the degree
Speaker 2: to which was haunted.
Speaker 3: Like the person who owned the house was like, this
Speaker 3: shit is haunted as hell. The old sea captain visits
Speaker 3: me at night. And then when a buyer came like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: And then so it wasn't It was only because that
Speaker 3: owner had out in the open been like you had
Speaker 3: like a New York baby that they're like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: that's just so funny.
Speaker 2: As a matter of law, the haunt the house is haunted.
Speaker 3: We shout a judge down, he got scared, spent one
Speaker 3: night and their hair was standing up from such a fright.
Speaker 2: But it's basically spawned a cottage industry of psychics and
Speaker 2: exorcists who work with real estate agents to sort of
Speaker 2: get theted houses cleared.
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, so this is this is literally are Yeah,
Speaker 3: it is now just a real business.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I was. I was checking.
Speaker 3: It's funny, that's the first thing I thought of, and
Speaker 3: I checked her Twitter. She hasn't posted since the name,
Speaker 3: oh the haunted realtor from Nathan. Yeah exactly, she's like,
Speaker 3: all my what was the bus bench ads like, all
Speaker 3: my house are one hundred ghost free.
Speaker 1: I mean that lady was just fucking ahead of the game.
Speaker 1: She should jump back in. Now it's apparently a legitimate business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a It is a legit business, and legit
Speaker 3: in that people give you legit money for the pseudo
Speaker 3: scientific thing.
Speaker 2: But they just come in and they're like, so good
Speaker 2: news and bad news. Good news.
Speaker 1: Uh, the spirit of the murdered Victorian child has been
Speaker 1: sent back to hell. But you do have black mold.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's going to be pricey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's no problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see if we can get some concessions on that.
Speaker 3: I'll bring the price down a little bit.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but yeah, four states have real estate to
Speaker 2: disclosure laws that specifically mentioned paranormal activity. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like you have to tell people, and some real estate
Speaker 2: agents actually like bundle the service. There's a Toronto psychic realtor,
Speaker 2: Larry Medina, who I just like that. There's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck it fine, Like, oh yeah, I can actually so
Speaker 2: I know you're worried that the house is haunted. I
Speaker 2: can actually see ghosts. There is a ghost here. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna talk to them though, and we're let them know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna find them a nice little bungalow
Speaker 1: to move into.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah I can.
Speaker 3: And I can get them to another place if you want,
Speaker 3: of your choosing.
Speaker 2: That's an extra feat. But yeah, anyway, well let's talk,
Speaker 2: let's talk. Let's talk offline about this. They have looked
Speaker 2: into whether this would dissuade young people who don't have
Speaker 2: affordable housing, and it turns out young people don't give
Speaker 2: a ship over shit. Yeah, because yeah, yeah, millennials and
Speaker 2: gen z would live in the goddamn Overlook hotel if
Speaker 2: it was remotely affordable.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, it's also interesting to think like that
Speaker 3: the idea of the haunted house is like from an
Speaker 3: actual like just old big Victorian homes like be going abandoned,
Speaker 3: like in the twentieth century, so like there was just
Speaker 3: this visual of being like that's from a bygone era,
Speaker 3: but now we've all collectively been like.
Speaker 2: These are haunted homes. Yeah. There was a real estate
Speaker 2: panic called the Panic of eighteen ninety three, which was
Speaker 2: a prolonged American economic collapse that led to foreclosure and
Speaker 2: abandonment of property, and it disproportionately affected over large, newly
Speaker 2: built homes. And at that time the style of home
Speaker 2: that was popular was Victorian homes like the Atoms family,
Speaker 2: the Adams family, the Bates House, and Psycho like those
Speaker 2: houses that are basically what you picture when you picture
Speaker 2: a haunted house. They were just all newly built when
Speaker 2: there was this real estate implosion and so for you know,
Speaker 2: the first two decades of the twentieth century, they were
Speaker 2: being left to rot. And so everybody was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: the old spooky man are on the hill, and that's
Speaker 2: where a lot of our images of haunted houses come from,
Speaker 2: which well, I don't know which they gave discounts.
Speaker 1: We're in a world now where there's like there's old goths. Like,
Speaker 1: there's old goths who are probably buying houses. You can
Speaker 1: charge them more for that, right.
Speaker 2: Right, right exactly, Like somebody needs to come and take
Speaker 2: the opposite side of this and be like I can
Speaker 2: get you a haunted house or.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that just be like or in the place that
Speaker 3: has these disclosure laws, like you can just like con
Speaker 3: your way into a cheaper house and like, oh, this
Speaker 3: place is actually fucking haunted and they didn't say anything,
Speaker 3: so like we've got to knock the price down and
Speaker 3: it's just haunted. I think, what this what let's call
Speaker 3: it like ten thousand? Yeah, okay, great?
Speaker 1: Can I can I use that to like get out
Speaker 1: of shit at an Airbnb?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: You know, like howb is kind of hitting you now
Speaker 1: with the stuff where it's like oh you didn't strip
Speaker 1: the bed sheets. That's two hundred dollars. Well it was haunted.
Speaker 1: I had to run out. Yeah, and yeah, I couldn't
Speaker 1: weirdly strip the bed and load the washing machine like
Speaker 1: you want me to for some reason.
Speaker 3: So right, but I'm paying you. Okay, I'm sorry I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't separate the colors from the whites and that
Speaker 3: load that I left.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: There was a towel on the towel rack anyway, Well, haunted.
Speaker 3: I had to run out of the bathroom because now
Speaker 3: I have to charge you one hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 3: cleaning fee for that errand towel.
Speaker 2: Would you guys move into a haunted house? Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I don't, fuck I never yeah.
Speaker 1: All yeah, yeah, And I think so, I think, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm not a ghost believer either, so I
Speaker 1: think could be. And you know, a fun story for
Speaker 1: for cocktail parties and such, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, yeah, I mean, yeah, worst case scenario, you
Speaker 2: have proof that there's like some weird spiritual realm if
Speaker 2: if it the house is indeed haunted, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like there's bigger things going on and then yeah,
Speaker 1: your life situation.
Speaker 3: Also when I because when I was a kid, and
Speaker 3: like I remember my grandparents' house in Japan was real.
Speaker 2: Creaky, and then a kid, I'm like, Mom, it's ghost.
Speaker 3: It's like it's an old house and the temperature is
Speaker 3: affecting the wood, so you're hearing it's like alive, so
Speaker 3: it creaks. And I was so scared that I just
Speaker 3: held onto that for dear life to be like always dismit,
Speaker 3: like I don't give a shit now whenever I hear
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's just the fucking house.
Speaker 2: What am gonna do? This isn't some ghost shit going on.
Speaker 2: I grew up in a house, uh well next to
Speaker 2: in Dayton, Ohio. I lived next to this house where
Speaker 2: somebody had like killed themselves recently, and it was like
Speaker 2: right next to the driveway where I would like shoot
Speaker 2: hoops late at night. And like I was telling my
Speaker 2: friend about that one time that like yeah, right there
Speaker 2: that house, like we that like a guy killed himself,
Speaker 2: like what our neighbor had been like a kid had
Speaker 2: modis long and been the last one to see him,
Speaker 2: and then like the lights flickered and the like I
Speaker 2: swear to gud was like two steps that I took
Speaker 2: before I was like in the kitchen, hiding under the table. Right,
Speaker 2: So even though I logically don't believe in ghosts, I
Speaker 2: also recognize my ability to. Like one of the explanations
Speaker 2: is like people have like unconscious open, like open unconscious minds,
Speaker 2: and I feel like I have a mind that is
Speaker 2: like willing to just yeah, I don't let anything in
Speaker 2: because I don't doubt.
Speaker 3: Stupid, I don't doubt when people are like this wild
Speaker 3: shit happened. Like I told, perception is reality. Sure, I
Speaker 3: just know my mind is totally closed off to that shit.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm I think I just I've shut down
Speaker 3: the channels that wouldn't maybe even perceive that, maybe.
Speaker 2: Because I'm so scared. Yeah you know, and that's why,
Speaker 2: because ghosts are so real. I don't know. And then
Speaker 2: when I told my parents, you know, I was out
Speaker 2: there shooting baskets with my neighbor Fred and like this happened,
Speaker 2: they were like Jack Fred died three years All right,
Speaker 2: Fuck you're not, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, basketball who burned down?
Speaker 2: Ago? What were you throwing the ball at? Just have
Speaker 2: a pile of ashes in my hand.
Speaker 1: Me, your mom I passed away. I'm not here and.
Speaker 2: This story is not really holding together.
Speaker 3: Guys worthy of this is any dating Ohio.
Speaker 2: This is a Bubba Gump shrimp cove. Jordan Morris, What
Speaker 2: a pleasure having you on the daily Zeitgeist? As always?
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Thanks? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I am suggesting the folks check out Youth Group. It
Speaker 2: is a new graphic novel from me and artist Bowen mcgurny.
Speaker 1: It's a spooky, y a horror book about teenage exorcists.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I kind of grew up in a in a in
Speaker 1: a hip youth group in the nineties and this is
Speaker 1: like that experience plus religious horror. So yeah, you were
Speaker 1: a part of a Bible study where the youth pastor
Speaker 1: sat backwards on the chair and.
Speaker 2: No Orange County, California, Orange County, Okay. Yeah, so yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Where the book's set too. But I think if you
Speaker 1: did any kind of that stuff, you'll see a familiar
Speaker 1: cringe in the book.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's available wherever you get your books, Amazon, Barnes, Noble,
Speaker 1: better yet, your local indie bookstore. It's called Youth Group,
Speaker 1: and I hope folks check it out.
Speaker 2: Amazing. Is there a work a media that you've been
Speaker 2: enjoying The Monster Rap?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well primarily the Monster Rap. Yeah, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: recommend a great graphic novel I read recently is called
Speaker 1: Family Style. It's by a great cartoonist named Tin fam
Speaker 1: It is the story of like his family as refugees
Speaker 1: and kind of like kind of leaving their country and
Speaker 1: kind of settling in America. And it is told using
Speaker 1: food to mark time. So it was ever whatever food
Speaker 1: he remembered from that time in his life he uses
Speaker 1: it to tell the story. Yeah, it's beautiful. It won
Speaker 1: a bunch of Eisner's and and you know it is
Speaker 1: is kind of blowing up the comic book world. So
Speaker 1: if you if you love comics, you should check out
Speaker 1: Family Style. But also, like, if you're one of those
Speaker 1: people who's, like, I read two or three comics a year,
Speaker 1: not really my thing, but I'll pick them up if
Speaker 1: people recommend them.
Speaker 2: Family Style is one of the two or three. This
Speaker 2: is one of the two or three. Youth grow yeah,
Speaker 2: grab two of your two taking care of comic boom,
Speaker 2: go back to your novels or whatever.
Speaker 3: You're sor dumb with no pictures miles.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you as their work media you've
Speaker 2: been enjoying, Yeah, follow wherever there's at symbols at Miles
Speaker 2: of Gray.
Speaker 3: If you want to hear NBA talk is the season
Speaker 3: gets underway and my Lakers have only watched lost one game. Surprisingly,
Speaker 3: you can find that on Miles and Jackot Matt Boosties.
Speaker 3: If you want to hear me talk about ninety day fiance,
Speaker 3: I do that at four to twenty day fiance with
Speaker 3: Sophia Alexandra. A couple of teets I like. First one
Speaker 3: is from at des Intra. Sullivan tweeted there's a new
Speaker 3: guy at work named Wayne Bruce and I said, ah,
Speaker 3: man bat my old nemesis. Nobody got it. My talents
Speaker 3: are wasted there, which I think is right. And then
Speaker 3: lastly that job and touching on just I think for
Speaker 3: millennials and people who are up on just Joe Biden
Speaker 3: speak at Osita Uhenevu tweeted, just incredibly important to read
Speaker 3: Biden's comments in their full context.
Speaker 2: And here's the quota, says And just.
Speaker 3: The other day, a speaker at his rally called Puerto
Speaker 3: Rico floating out in the garbage.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know the Puerto rican that that I know,
Speaker 3: or Puerto Rico or I'm front in my home state
Speaker 3: of delt They're good, decent, honorable people. The goal only
Speaker 3: garbage people I see floating out there is to support.
Speaker 2: But but here's the deal. Let me.
Speaker 3: You want to talk about garbage, Let's talk about Shirley Manson.
Speaker 12: But he produce it. Never mind, you know that not
Speaker 12: a joke. Some of that drum sound was Andy Wallace.
Speaker 12: But anyway, version two point zero, I don't think they
Speaker 12: fell off all after that, not a bit. Listen to
Speaker 12: beautiful garbage again, Cherry Lips.
Speaker 2: It'll knock you over, gorgeous ship. You can find me
Speaker 2: on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. A tweet I've enjoyed
Speaker 2: is from Erica at ye Eureka, who tweeted the body
Speaker 2: yadda yadd YadA, yadda YadA yaddy of Christ compels you,
Speaker 2: ah can find that and that is that should have
Speaker 2: been in the Monster rap. I feel you can find
Speaker 2: that there's a fan out there who can remix that. Right,
Speaker 2: little luzy vert, you know what that actually means. Lucifer
Speaker 2: whoa he needs to do like a thriller, like a
Speaker 2: spooky rap, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I said CARDI not a little lolozy herd.
Speaker 2: Well there you go.
Speaker 9: Uh.
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Speaker 2: It's a song that we think you might enjoy. MILESO
Speaker 2: song do you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 3: This is a track from Orion's son, who's a great
Speaker 3: singer songwriter, does kind of we've gone out on a
Speaker 3: few tracks of hers just stretches all kinds of genres.
Speaker 2: This track is called Mary Jane. It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: It kind of starts off with a little bit acoustic
Speaker 3: guitar and then kind of the sonic field fills out
Speaker 3: a little more and the song gets a little more
Speaker 3: you know, bounce to it.
Speaker 2: But it's also just a really great track I think
Speaker 2: for this this fall month. So Mary Jane by Orion Son,
Speaker 2: and when you play it, you can feel like this
Speaker 2: song is called Mary Jane. If you know what I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: she says it over and over. Yeah, he's trying to
Speaker 2: make a bong sound there. Yeah, like Pastor Miles, what
Speaker 2: Mary you know? Yeah, there's probably someone named Jane in
Speaker 2: the Bible. Anyways, I gotta go, guys. The Daily Zeitgeist
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