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Speaker 1: And I have the bully pulpit pitcher Alex Vesia, who

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Speaker 1: We're talking about a ballplayer that has it a four

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Speaker 2: That the film does not lie.

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Speaker 1: And now, as we mentioned the Blue Jays, they made

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Speaker 2: So you Savage. But you know, it's been a long time.

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Speaker 1: If the Cardinals world, they've been bad for a while,

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Speaker 2: It's not rocket science.

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Speaker 1: As we know, experience is only a factor when you

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Speaker 2: It's right therewith momentum.

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Speaker 1: You know how I feel about momentum, Well, I feel

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Speaker 1: playoff experience. He's also got a PhD in choking. All right,

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Speaker 1: An example, it doesn't matter because made up playoff experience

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Speaker 1: it like a number two. It's it's just who's better

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Speaker 1: part of the younger demo, but eventually he'll be part

435
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: of the older demos.

436
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 2: Just if you live long enough. What else do we

437
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: have this?

438
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: He went with a Ben Malor statue clam from Parts

439
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 1: and None says the answer is an old pickleball court?

440
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 2: Is that still popular? Pickaball? Luke the vending.

441
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: Guy says, A dollar general, a torn down chuck e

442
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 1: cheese from Asher? Who else we have on top of

443
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: a giant whoopee pie from Late Night Drug Tester?

444
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 2: Who else?

445
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 1: Andy in Lionel Lake says the answer. They built the

446
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: stadium on top of an old Rocky boxing gymnasium and

447
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: on top of old Smokey the cape Cod paper Boy.

448
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 2: I haven't heard from that dude in the alt. Where

449
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: you been? Cape Cod paper Boy don't check in very

450
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 2: often anymore. Bad job by you, but I'm glad you're back.

451
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: He says an old on old smoky on top of

452
00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: a mountain from King Rory, an old landfill from kurtis

453
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: see flusher. Gumby Dave says, on top of a restaurant

454
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: serving cheese, steak, Hogy's and whoopee pies that that's the answer.

455
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 1: Stevie Meatballs says, on top of spaghetti, all covered with

456
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: cheese and lots of meat balls.

457
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: When when somebody sneezed, there you go. Who else do

458
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 2: we have? Alf the Alien?

459
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: Opina says on top of a Culver's restaurant they find

460
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: the In and Out Burger in the in the Midwest.

461
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: Love Culver's restaurant, one of the god so good.

462
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 2: I wish there was. Is it one in Vegas? I

463
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 2: don't think there's.

464
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Phoenix to get my Culver's fixed.

465
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: They don't have one in Vegas, un for I got one.

466
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 3: Uh.

467
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: The wife says, a trash dump. I think just dump

468
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: or trash would have been good on that.

469
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: What else do we have? Page down? Pet cemetery from

470
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 2: eBoy from Compton? Who else? Page down?

471
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 1: A lot of cheese steak references from Mike to Leprechaun

472
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 1: from Gumby Dave in Florida, A cemetery from Donkey Sausage

473
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: Ahobo Camp from William Doctor Crude says, Lizzo on top

474
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,199
Speaker 1: of Lizzo, who was a urine old from Robbie the

475
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: Mariner Fan in the Great Pacific Northwest. On top of

476
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: Smokey all covered in cheese. Blah blah blah blah blah.

477
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: Can't read that. Tutsi pop Katie the Wingman says, on

478
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: top of a Tutsi pop Amish barn Amish barn gets

479
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: by Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Douglas and Mississippi says on

480
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: top of an Indian burial ground on top of the

481
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: old stadium from Dante A peep show from Johnny Q

482
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: Sean also went Indian burial Ground James Franklin from Drew.

483
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: Very funny Spaghetti Guests by BP Walmart from Nicholas. I

484
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: have a bunch of other ones, but go ahead there, Lorraina,

485
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: Do you have an answer lorrain it?

486
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 2: Please? Yes?

487
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 4: I think they built it on top of a strip

488
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 4: club jiggle joint?

489
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: Is it a strip club? Let's find out?

490
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: No, It turns out a Pennsylvania high school has built

491
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: a brand new twenty five million, twenty five million football

492
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: stadium on top.

493
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 2: Of a three hundred car parking garage right on top.

494
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 2: I love a parking garage. It's amazing how much money

495
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: these high schools.

496
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: If there's a big one in Georgia that just built

497
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: a massive stadium, Texas is the king of these high

498
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 1: school stadiums.

499
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 2: Man.

500
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: And the city I grew up in, we had one stadium.

501
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 1: All the schools had to share at the one stadium.

502
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: That's it, and so you had to go to the

503
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: other school to play and all that stuff. But man,

504
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: man alive, let's call the calls. We have lame jokes

505
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: of the week coming up a little bit later in

506
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: the hour. Let's go to surfer dude in Sundayego. Hello,

507
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: surfer dude, welcome.

508
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 3: Hey, how did its leave? Surfer dude from San Diego?

509
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 3: And I want to know, is it true that little

510
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 3: twirp not shoe man din from Hawaii called tuatungo Byloa

511
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 3: Tua tungue twisted sister byloa.

512
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 2: Everything? Okay, dude, surfer dude being.

513
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 4: All right with you, Yeah, and to his family is

514
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 4: looking for macho man in Hawaii? Yeah, how can they

515
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 4: something about the gen Z qubg Jim McCarthy, But I

516
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 4: forgot I've.

517
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 3: Been on hold.

518
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,719
Speaker 1: Oh are you complaining? You're a surfer dude. Just chill out, man,

519
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: you're a server colibuner dude. You gotta chill out.

520
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 2: Hang ten, Come on, man, how come surface don't surfing? Now?

521
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: How come service don't surf at night? You never see

522
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: surfers at night? Why not?

523
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because that's when the sharks come out and

524
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 3: chump chomp on on.

525
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 2: Wow, You're you're ruining the character.

526
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: You were doing good there at the beginning, and I

527
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: feel like you're losing the character.

528
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 2: A little bit.

529
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 3: I just want to say hello, on man.

530
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: Okay, here in San Diego, all right, all right, go,

531
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: let's go to here's Andy the comic book guy working

532
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: in the dreaded day shift.

533
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: Now, hello, Andy the comic book guy. Welcome, Hey Ben. Wow.

534
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 6: I came in with like a poignant thing to say,

535
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 6: but I got to go off scripts here because you

536
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 6: said so many ridiculous things in the last forty five minutes.

537
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 6: So first off, I got to give my condoless to

538
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 6: Robbie the Mariner fans. I thought the Sabers and Padres

539
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 6: were some real loser franchises. But oo baby, the Mariners

540
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 6: my gud. But still go Falcons, Go Josh Allen. But Ben,

541
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 6: I've got a fun fact for you. Are you ready?

542
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: I love fun facts. I love you. I'm yes, I'm here.

543
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: Watch what do you watch about?

544
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 3: You like?

545
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 6: Fell asleep for something?

546
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: Second?

547
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 3: There?

548
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: Okay, well you calls kind of boring so far, he's

549
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: not a great call by you.

550
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 6: Fun fact. You mentioned the Buffalo Bisons earlier, which was

551
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 6: totally out of left field.

552
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 3: Is not expecting that.

553
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 6: But do you know which current person that is involved

554
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 6: in this world series was once a Buffalo Bison? Yeah,

555
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 6: I think he'll be surprised.

556
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: Well, there's the Blue Jays, Triple A teams in Buffalo,

557
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: so there's probably a lot of people that played in

558
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: Buffalo that are playing.

559
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: In the world.

560
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 3: Let me walk that back. That's not playing, that is.

561
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: Not playing in the world.

562
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: I don't here's a fun I will touch up your

563
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: fun I have my own fun fact, but I don't

564
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: know what is it.

565
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: Give me the answer.

566
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 6: Dave Roberts, he was for about five years.

567
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he played with the Cleveland Indians. I

568
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: know are not allowed to say that anybody he played

569
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: with the Cleveland Indians.

570
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: I was, I was, I was with the doing stuff

571
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: with the Dodger media when they got Dave Roberts and

572
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: they he was on like a spring training contract, and

573
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: he was like will he make the team?

574
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: Will he not make the team? And he made.

575
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: He ended up playing quite a bit. They weren't very

576
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: good when he was on the Dodge. You want my

577
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: fun fact, Andy the comic book guy.

578
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 2: Fun fact.

579
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: I have been to the Buffalo Bison Stadium. How about

580
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: that fun fact? And they were now they weren't playing

581
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: a game. I walked right in the Bison Stadium and

582
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: this was years ago, and nobody stopped me, and I

583
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: just walked right in and sat.

584
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: Down and it's right there in downtown was what was

585
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: the name of it.

586
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 6: I forget it was pilot Field maybe yes, yes.

587
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds right to me.

588
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was cool and like one of the

589
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: dudes is one of one of the guys that was

590
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: like the groundskeeper or whatever is Oh yeah, come on in,

591
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, check it out. As I said, I'm a

592
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: loser from California. I'm just here one day whatever, So well.

593
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 6: How it is okay, but anyway, this is all great.

594
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you for that reminisce. That's beautiful. None

595
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 6: of this was the reason why I called. And I'm

596
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 6: almost going off script here more for that god awful,

597
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 6: horrible stuff you just said about Los Angeles legend Clinton Kershaw.

598
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: Oh don't stop. Stop.

599
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 6: It should be thrown in the fire.

600
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: Stop.

601
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: Like I'm.

602
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 6: Like, you should just delete that and never say you're

603
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 6: you're a fan.

604
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: Of Okay, so what did I What did I say? Correct?

605
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: If you go back to eighteen sixty nine, Kershaw has

606
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: the highest year of any picture that's made forty appearances

607
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: or more in the postseason.

608
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 6: A real stat. But you are completely omitting the heart

609
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 6: and soul of the story, and you're not things. I

610
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 6: don't even care about the seven run thing, even though

611
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 6: you're right, but we do need another left hander, okay,

612
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 6: And you are right, he's not going out there unless

613
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 6: we're up by like seven runs. I'm not going to

614
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 6: disagree with that. But of course he's gonna be on

615
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 6: the roster. What else he gonna put on, like Emmitt

616
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 6: Sheen or something I.

617
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: Would rather have. I would rather have you on the roster.

618
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 2: I would rather have you on the roster.

619
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: Okay, I've seen enough, you did the little ceremony, you had,

620
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: the digging up of the mound.

621
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 2: Whatever that was.

622
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 6: I'm no guy exists this whole career with one team.

623
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 6: We're already talking about Bryce Harper being traded. I get

624
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 6: he's got the tattoo. Anyway, none of this is why

625
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 6: I call it, Ben, Ben, this is the real reason

626
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 6: why I called it. Okay, yes, hang on, there's a

627
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 6: lot of terrible takes on the radio, a lot. You've

628
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 6: thrown out a couple tonight, but you know there's a

629
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 6: lot more than just you. We've got hang On, we

630
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 6: got cowtured, We've got that Ochio guy who smoochs with

631
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 6: that that Juggalo lady. But Ben, Ben, I think I

632
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 6: think you have to wear the crown of bad takes,

633
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 6: because I mean, I hate to ask you to do

634
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 6: work over the weekend, but maybe you could, like just

635
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 6: splice together a sixty second clip of all of Ben's

636
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 6: terrible taken on firing Dave Roberts.

637
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: Robert, you know what I would, I would let me

638
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: tell you, I'd fire Robbers right now.

639
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 2: I'd fire him before game one, and.

640
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: They wouldn't miss a beat because he doesn't do crap

641
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: somebody else makes it right now. They already they're printing

642
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: up the script for game one. Here, Dave, remember the ship.

643
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: They'll get him up. They'll get him a teleprompter in

644
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: the dugout, they'll get him a prompter or read the script.

645
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: You didn't do anything. Stop with that, Dave, Please, Dave Roberts,

646
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: my fat ass Dave.

647
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 6: Roberts with Clayton Kershaw pitching in the World Series all

648
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 6: that time, Fifth.

649
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: One, Yeah, nothing to do with that.

650
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: They've had the greatest roster of talent assembled because they

651
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: spend a lot of money and they have great players.

652
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: They took Freddie Freeman from the Braves of Tany, from

653
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: the Angels. I mean, the whole thing, most of it

654
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: is that is built with players from other teams. Fine,

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Speaker 1: it worked good for them, but don't tell me it's

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Speaker 1: like Dave Roberts is anything that's putting them over the top.

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Speaker 2: He's not.

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Speaker 6: Fifth World. The only other manager that's maybe better in

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Speaker 6: recent history is Dusty Baker, sadly, and he had to

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Speaker 6: cheat to get his last one. All right, Roberts, haste.

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Speaker 1: Take and Andy, you're you're getting You're gonna end up

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Speaker 1: in the in the talk radio caller goolog You're gonna

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send you Siberia if you keep this up.

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Speaker 1: You realize you're Are you drinking? You must be drunk, right,

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Speaker 1: that's no sober person would say. Dave Roberts and Dusty Baker,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel sad for you.

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Speaker 2: I feel sad for you.

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Speaker 6: And much franchises as Dusty Baker turned around.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you're out of your mind? Is this because

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Speaker 2: you read too many comic books?

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Speaker 7: Is that?

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Speaker 2: Why is that? Time?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 6: But I'm going to own the nickname.

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Speaker 2: It's cool you're done with comic books. You're that burned

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Speaker 2: out on comic books. You were Andy the comic book guy.

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Speaker 6: Dude, I loved it. But in a consumer society where

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Speaker 6: you just got to sell other people ship, you can't.

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Speaker 2: Say that I gotta I gotta go.

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Speaker 5: We gave them too much time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think for the record, we should

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Speaker 2: be able to say that. I think that's a great word.

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Speaker 2: I use that world. Open up that gate that's like,

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Speaker 2: you know, the gateway drug of cursing?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's it's not freaking. My dad used to be like,

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Speaker 2: that's the gateway. No, it's the s h word. Is

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Speaker 2: anyone really offended by that word? Even we're on all

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Speaker 2: over the Bible Belt. Everyone's worried about the Bible Belt.

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Speaker 2: Even people in the Bible Belt say that word. Now,

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Speaker 2: I isn't even really worried about it. You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying? Oh, let's start a petition.

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Speaker 6: You know you do that?

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Speaker 2: Let me know? And I am, what's that? Can we

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Speaker 2: say it in other languages? I? Well, I have done

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Speaker 2: that in the past, I have, I have.

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Speaker 1: I used to say a lot of bad words in

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Speaker 1: Yiddish and nobody called me on it. So I've cut

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Speaker 1: back on that a little bit. But a voice of

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Speaker 1: my head says, cursing is good for your mental health.

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Speaker 1: So Andy the comic book guy has got good mental health.

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Speaker 2: Good for him. Right, we'll pause with the collusse. We'renna

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Speaker 2: have Big Ben's lame jokes? Is the weed Man? There?

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Speaker 3: Do we?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? This guy's a big star now weed Man? The

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Speaker 2: people are emailing me. Wow?

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Speaker 1: All right, So I have Big Ben's lame jokes of

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Speaker 1: the week. Weed Men's my laugh track. You'll laugh at anything.

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Speaker 1: He knows no idea what these jokes are, but he'll

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Speaker 1: laugh at them anyway.

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Speaker 2: Which we love. He plays along with the bit Big

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Speaker 2: Ben's lame jokes of the week. We'll get to that.

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Speaker 2: We will do it next.

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Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill.

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Speaker 2: Miller and you.

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Speaker 1: you night owls. You know you are part of the

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Speaker 1: Mallard militia. Do not just listen, you can live the

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Speaker 1: show now. We use X a lot during the live show.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty much all we use. However, we are on

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Speaker 1: the other big social media platforms on Instagram at Ben

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Speaker 1: Mahler on on Fox and on Facebook at Ben Mahler Show.

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Speaker 2: Fox, and also Benny versus the Penny. The full episode

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Speaker 5: Knock Knock.

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Speaker 2: Who's there?

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Speaker 5: Blame week? Blame week who?

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Speaker 2: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. All right,

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Speaker 2: here you are Big Ben's lame jokes. Is our buddy,

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Speaker 2: the rock star weed Man Hitpie from Miami. There, Hello, Billy,

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Speaker 2: Hey Ben, I love you, Thanks Monday. All right? People

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Speaker 2: love you.

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Speaker 1: We meant did you set up Gmail and email and

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Speaker 1: all that stuff for people?

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Speaker 6: Have to do that?

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Speaker 2: You better do that before Monday. People have been emailing me.

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Speaker 2: They want to help you out, so you better. You'd

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Speaker 2: better do that. Don't don't forget, don't drop the ball yet?

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Speaker 2: You got no job? What else are you doing? All right?

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Send in care

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Speaker 1: of Ben Maler Show at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say something really fast? Yes? I just

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Speaker 2: realized reed Man has a first name. Hi, Billy, I

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Speaker 2: had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Well, on Monday we will tell you why he goes

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Speaker 1: by the moniker weed Man on Monday.

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Speaker 2: We'll save that story from Monday. But here we go,

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Speaker 2: or Monday into Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: So which Lady Gaga song does Chauncey Billups hate which

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Speaker 1: one poker face?

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Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas. There you go, what would be gaga? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What would be poetic justice if Chauncey Billips was convicted

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Speaker 1: on all charges?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: What if he was sentenced to lethal injection? That's from

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Speaker 1: a chip in Maine. Well, these are actual jokes by

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Speaker 1: actual listeners. Why does weed man right around with his

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Speaker 1: butt out the car window? Why so people can see

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Speaker 1: his good side? That's a lucky tony very nice. Did

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Speaker 1: you hear that weed Man hippie attended a version of

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Speaker 1: the no King protest over last weekend?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Really? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I guess you thought it was actually no we King protests?

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Speaker 1: You thought there was that even you know George in Uvalde, Texas.

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Speaker 1: Thank you George.

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Speaker 2: Why is weed Man thinking about getting married?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because he recently got engaged in criminal activity? There you go,

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Speaker 1: it's Thrue in Minnesota. How many times have you been arrested?

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Speaker 2: Weed Man? How many times?

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Speaker 3: I'm good?

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Speaker 2: I'm good, I know, but but yeah you've been resting.

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Speaker 2: What job is weed man applying for? What job?

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Speaker 1: Weed store and bassador? That's Eric in Kansas. Why is

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Speaker 1: weed Man not familiar with lot lizards. Why well, he

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Speaker 1: always thought of lot lizards as roadkill and free food.

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Speaker 2: That's Drew in Minnesota. Did you hear that weed Man?

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Speaker 2: Did you hear that weed Man?

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Speaker 1: Hippies Chevy Malibu was in a glossy magazine.

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was better homeless and gardens. That's Jeopardy Owl.

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Speaker 1: That's a legend. Jeopardy Al was at the first mallor

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Speaker 1: meet and greet we did in Kansas City.

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Speaker 2: He works the dreaded day shift. Now, how is weed

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Speaker 2: Man honored by the State of Florida. Wow? They presented

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Speaker 2: him with a ward of the state.

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Speaker 4: A ward.

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Speaker 2: Drew in Minnesota. There you go.

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Speaker 1: Why is Holloweing James going to be or what is

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Speaker 1: he going to be on Halloween? Hollereing James?

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Speaker 2: What the incredible bulk? That's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: What is Marcel doing for Halloween?

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Speaker 1: What standing outside Blair's house making scary noises?

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Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas. Yes, very nice.

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Speaker 1: Here's another similar joke. What is Halloween James Halloween costume?

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Speaker 1: What sleeping Darth Vader? That's Eric as well.

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Speaker 2: Very nice.

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Speaker 1: There it's big Man's lame jokes a week It was

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Speaker 1: reported Mike the Leper contested positive for drugs during his

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Speaker 1: recent physical year. About that, wow wow, Yeah, there was

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Speaker 1: a large amount of poppy found in him. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why that's a Joe in Virginia. There, you're last one,

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Speaker 1: who is Jed? Who Fled's favorite nineties R and B group?

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Speaker 1: Who Boys to Math? That's current from our big man's

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Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Weed Man. I was funny. Genie Ghost of Genie was funny.