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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Glaser, here's Nikki.

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Speaker 1: Hello, here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. Same group as yesterday's show. We got Brian

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Speaker 1: Frangie Hello, we got Sean O'Connor.

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Speaker 3: Wearing clothes, we got.

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Speaker 1: Noah in Arizona, and we got my mother, Julie Glazer.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Nikki.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for being speaking of clothes.

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Speaker 2: So we didn't really talk too much about like the

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Speaker 2: details of the parties yesterday. But I want to know

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Speaker 2: how Julie felt getting glam She was all glammed up.

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Speaker 1: I know, I got her hair and makeup done by

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Speaker 1: Ayah who got that necklace from Richard Simmons.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she did a great job, she really did. I

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Speaker 4: actually I'm not used to getting glammed, so I was

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Speaker 4: kind of looking in the mirror going, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she freaked out at first because we didn't have

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Speaker 1: We don't have mirrors right in front of us, which

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Speaker 1: were used to having when you're getting your lamb dune,

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Speaker 1: so you can kind of slowly see your face turn

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Speaker 1: into the face you don't recognize because it's so much

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Speaker 1: hotter than your normal face. And she also did your

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Speaker 1: makeup in a different way because you've just been winging

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Speaker 1: it for fifty fifty makeup. Yeah, you don't at all

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Speaker 1: still at this age, even though you wear it all

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Speaker 1: the time. So so you did get a lesson for sure.

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Speaker 1: The way we do our eyebrows, see whatever, I don't

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Speaker 1: do a lot. And so she gave my mom eyebrows,

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Speaker 1: and eyebrows change your face so much. And I think

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Speaker 1: my mom was just like shocked at first. It often happens.

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Speaker 4: She didn't give me dark enough eyebrows.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, but they went too far down the side,

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Speaker 1: drew them down the sides, and you didn't like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was a lot for my face.

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Speaker 4: And then my hair was like glued to my head, yes,

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Speaker 4: which I don't normally.

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Speaker 1: But that's why I kept telling you, like, that's why

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Speaker 1: I gave you Leah because she is. It's really nice

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Speaker 1: to have a make hair and makeup person that or

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Speaker 1: anyone that doesn't take it personally. When you tell them

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Speaker 1: she was you don't like kind can we do? And

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Speaker 1: she's like, oh yeah, and she show it to you

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Speaker 1: straight up, like we can't do that, We can't fix that.

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Speaker 1: You don't have any hair.

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Speaker 4: No, No, she didn't know.

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Speaker 1: She's very nice, but I think you looked so awesome

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Speaker 1: and I made my outfit. She yeah, my mom made

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Speaker 1: her outfit. So the night of the DNC, during like

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Speaker 1: the big night of the DNC, we were watching on

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Speaker 1: the couch and I got a text from my mom

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Speaker 1: right after Michelle Obama's speech that was like, I'm making

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Speaker 1: that outfit.

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Speaker 4: What do you think?

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Speaker 1: She loved it so much that she was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna make it, and we didn't. You weren't even planning

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Speaker 1: to go to the Emmys at that point. You were

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Speaker 1: just making it for your life.

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Speaker 4: No, I just wanted to make it, and then you

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Speaker 4: gave me this opportunity to like wear it, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I'm making.

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Speaker 1: It and I don't know this is how did you

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Speaker 1: make it? So?

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Speaker 4: Anyway, what it is?

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Speaker 1: Bestie's pull up? Michelle Obama.

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Speaker 4: It's made by this company, these designers months M O

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Speaker 4: N S. And they're just really cool designers. I looked

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Speaker 4: it up and I'm like, wow, I love their statement.

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Speaker 4: It's to kind of taking a man's suit and taking

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Speaker 4: it apart and just kind of feminizing it.

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Speaker 1: Deconstructing, deconstructing it a men's like men's.

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Speaker 4: Blazer suit suit, an actual suit.

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Speaker 1: And what and then there's the belt.

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Speaker 4: I made the bell. Yeah, it was like a vest suit.

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Speaker 4: That was like, oh, it was really cool. It was

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Speaker 4: actually that a jacket. I took the sleeves off and

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Speaker 4: then made a bell.

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Speaker 1: You kept saying that Dad would be commenting on She's

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Speaker 1: worked probably sixty hours on that.

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Speaker 4: Ye, well, I was taking time away from him. It's like, well,

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Speaker 4: you're like thirty hours into that, and I'm like, that's

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Speaker 4: not true.

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Speaker 1: You play guitar like hour, have a project. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: he didn't like Dad's time.

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Speaker 4: No, you're not. You're messing up, thankress. Yeah, my meals

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Speaker 4: aren't on the table at the right time. Democracy. Oh

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Speaker 4: it was fun. I had fun making it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked great.

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Speaker 4: It was so so suiting.

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Speaker 3: Point.

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Speaker 5: I feel like if Michelle Obama saw it, like you

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Speaker 5: just become her new design.

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Speaker 4: I was hoping she was going to be here.

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Speaker 1: You also, Dad reminded me last week that you saw

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Speaker 1: j Lo's dressed to the Oscars in nineteen ninety nine

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Speaker 1: or two thousand and you recreated that because my parents

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Speaker 1: used to get invited to the can film That's still

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Speaker 1: well for I think in two thousand and two thousand

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Speaker 1: and one.

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Speaker 4: Three years in a row.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I remember one year. I was in ninety nine, two.

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Speaker 6: Thousand purpose cause of the invite.

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Speaker 4: Well, my husband, Nikki's father worked in the cable business

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Speaker 4: and it was a gift.

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Speaker 1: Dear friend of him.

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Speaker 4: Bravo used to take.

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Speaker 1: They go a ways to take. We don't talk about that,

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Speaker 1: so we say her story. But my dad and Harvey

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Speaker 1: Weinstein used to be all chums. No, I think when

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Speaker 1: I think of can early two thousands, I think of

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Speaker 1: rape Harvey Weinstein story.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think of that too. I think that's probably they.

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Speaker 5: You did not want to be a missus my god?

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Speaker 1: No, were you going to see major star or the

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Speaker 1: most famous young actress.

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Speaker 3: That seems to me.

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Speaker 1: No one's helped to get ahead if you don't want

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Speaker 1: either anyway.

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Speaker 6: The other guy, the Italian guy who also from that era.

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Speaker 1: Oh used the guy the director, Yeah, oh god, you

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Speaker 1: know this the director that's been a yeah yeah, Paulanski. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: issues with him too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but his issues. Yes, his wife died.

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Speaker 4: A good one.

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Speaker 3: Wait.

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Speaker 1: Someone was just talking about how oh I was on

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Speaker 1: Bill Maher's podcast again and he was talking about how

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Speaker 1: Charlie Chaplin was like famous for me marrying children like

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Speaker 1: famously went after like twelve year olds, and I go, Bill,

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard. Like I'm pretty well aware of cultural

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Speaker 1: moments like that where it's like broken open, like this

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Speaker 1: isn't who we thought it was. How did I miss

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Speaker 1: that one? That one's still buried?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Oh my god, Like I assume.

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Speaker 1: You know about it because you are.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I'm like, that is like one of my

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Speaker 5: only obsessions is like old comment Yes, kind of mine.

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Speaker 1: I'm fascinated, but I'm like, what the fuck these weirdos?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, Charlie Chaplin, I haven't gotten into it. I

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Speaker 1: just was anecdotal from Bill over the Weekend, but I

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Speaker 1: couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 4: Did you know that?

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Speaker 6: No, no one talks about it.

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Speaker 4: Did you know that?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 4: Well, I think I heard it. Didn't even marry someone

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Speaker 5: Well yeah, his last his last wife, I think Una

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Speaker 5: Chaplain or Una O'Neill was g O'Neill's.

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Speaker 3: Daughter and thirty seven, right, he met her when she

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Speaker 3: was like eleven. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Disgusting, Yeah, disgusting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they gloss over that, dude.

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Speaker 1: I just that's so crazy.

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Speaker 4: I met your father when I was four.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, but I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: open up old.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but dad very innocent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because my dad was best friends with her older brother.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah that part he was thirty. But

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Speaker 1: how old are much older is dad that he's four

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Speaker 1: and a half years Oh yeah, so he wash? Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm older than Alley by like five years.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever notice the age got there?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 6: No, because she she's a by far youngest sibling and

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Speaker 6: a three sibling where she had two much older siblings,

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Speaker 6: so she's all in everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, she is, Like, that'll do it.

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Speaker 6: She's best friends with your older brother. Yeah, and her

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Speaker 6: and her older sister and they would just hang and

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Speaker 6: talk about smash mouth or whatever the fuck.

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Speaker 3: Yes, popular to the.

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Speaker 1: Older generation, that's a really good point. How would say

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Speaker 1: yeah for you and Aaron, she's a year older.

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Speaker 5: I've never dated somebody who was younger than me. Interesting,

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Speaker 5: Actually that's not true. I did date this girl who

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Speaker 5: was breaking up with me is I was too young

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Speaker 1: That's a good point, like and do you think you're

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Speaker 1: attracted like women who were, but like you're older? Is

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Speaker 1: your age?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but we're constantly just mocking her for

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Speaker 5: being a year older like my son and I.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like we're ageist in our house.

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Speaker 1: I do like I do like that Chris is older

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Speaker 1: something to it, like just knowing you have more life

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Speaker 4: Same age until it's birthday.

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Speaker 1: But I do feel cool because I'm always like I'm

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Speaker 1: a sophomore dating a senior. I like put it back

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Speaker 1: to that, and then suddenly I'm the coolest girl. Like

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Speaker 1: he was a cool guy senior too, Like my god,

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Speaker 1: I was a dorky sophomore and I got the cool

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Speaker 3: I mean he's still like a cool guy senior. He

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Speaker 3: is like this is so cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's in the F one he knows a

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Speaker 1: lot about Yeah, he is a cool guy. But so, yeah,

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Speaker 1: your look was awesome. Did you have fun at the parties?

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Speaker 4: It's so much fun.

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Speaker 1: What were some highlights?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: I guess I was.

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 4: First of all, I got to eat caviar.

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Speaker 1: They do it. And you're right when you say yeah,

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Speaker 1: you lick on your hand. Yeah, they put it on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's become very popular in La of doing caviar bumps

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Speaker 5: because I think everyone God car out growing cocaine, so now.

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Speaker 4: The decadent thing that I guess that makes sense. It

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Speaker 4: was delicious, it was really good caviar. I love caviar.

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Speaker 4: But the other thing was that no napkins. It's like

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Speaker 4: I just licked my hand and my face both bumps.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Your hand

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Speaker 6: and they put fish eggs on it. Yeah, because of cocaine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's supposed to be like this.

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Speaker 3: I know. That's why we listen. The child sex room

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Speaker 3: was it was empty. It was empty, Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: to one because just got out late. And then it

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Speaker 1: was a nice hang and day brunch.

446
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Speaker 6: What was the first one?

447
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Speaker 1: The first one?

448
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Speaker 6: Hollywood Reporter on Hollywood Reporter, they had the nice pool.

449
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Speaker 6: It was the rented house.

450
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Speaker 1: Chris Hardway hung out with this all night long because

451
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Speaker 1: he also didn't we all both didn't really have anyone

452
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Speaker 1: with us, so we hung out with hard Work for like.

453
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Speaker 6: Two hours, which midnight was across the lot from not Safe.

454
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Speaker 1: It was, And I used to do that show constantly.

455
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Speaker 1: Chris Hardwick is a big part of my Like, uh,

456
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Speaker 1: I think emergence as a Quippi comedic force.

457
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Speaker 3: Sure so quick.

458
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Speaker 1: So he's so quick, and he's such a generous laugher

459
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Speaker 1: and so like there's just people along your career that

460
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Speaker 1: like have laughed hard at you on TV or told

461
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Speaker 1: the audience at home that you got a standing ovation

462
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Speaker 1: like these it's Kevin Hart saying that gave me a

463
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Speaker 1: huge boost that night, even though what he was just

464
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Speaker 1: saying what happened, It helped in a way that people

465
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Speaker 1: don't understand.

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Speaker 6: You were blessed by the King.

467
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Speaker 1: Yes, him just saying that it was a huge deal

468
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Speaker 1: for my career and it was a pivotal moment, Like

469
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Speaker 1: my set was a pivotal moment, but him saying that

470
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Speaker 1: was even I would say more crucial to that moment.

471
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Speaker 1: And then Chris Hardwick always just like laughing at my

472
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Speaker 1: jokes so well on at midnight or making a big

473
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Speaker 1: deal of them or like you know that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: We were, Sean and I were just talking about like

475
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Speaker 1: good laughers do so much for your career. Yeah, like

476
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Speaker 1: in the right place. So yeah, Chris Hardwik we hung

477
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Speaker 1: out with him all night. And who else did I

478
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Speaker 1: meet there? Yeah, the George Lopez's daughter was really nice,

479
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Speaker 1: Mayan Lopez. And then cool name yeah and Mayan Lopez.

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Speaker 6: Like a y A n y.

481
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that comic.

482
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Speaker 1: She wants to do stand up to her dad, George Lopez.

483
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Speaker 1: They have a show called Lopez Versus Lopez. Yes, kind of,

484
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Speaker 1: she's a big fan. And then really really nice. I

485
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Speaker 1: saw Lily sing and I strapped your name. Yeah, she

486
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Speaker 1: loves you so much. He looked amazing.

487
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean come on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a style icon.

489
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Speaker 5: She Yeah, she has like her own Yeah, like definitely,

490
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Speaker 5: like she has a look that like she is kind

491
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Speaker 5: of nailed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's one of the prettiest people. Like she's so

493
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Speaker 1: so pretty. Anyway, nice talk to her and then yeah,

494
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Speaker 1: and then we had a brunch on Saturday.

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Speaker 6: So this is officially sanctioned brunch.

496
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

497
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Speaker 1: The BAFTAs the British Arts and Film Television Academy.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so what they're like drafting off of the Emmys

500
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Speaker 6: or is this the same weekend they're doing.

501
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Speaker 1: The I don't really know what. It was just another

502
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Speaker 1: place to do.

503
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Speaker 6: So where is the brunch?

504
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Speaker 1: Red carpet interviews? And the brunch was at the Maybourne

505
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Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills Hotel.

506
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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, it was like.

507
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Speaker 1: In this garden area during the day. I saw the

508
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Speaker 1: actor and actress from uh Colin from Accounts, which is

509
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Speaker 1: a really good Do you like that?

510
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Speaker 3: I started watching it.

511
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're married, so cute. Love it. Love to see

512
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Speaker 1: a couple be their kind of couple of dynamic in

513
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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 6: Sidebar, the show that won for Best Show or whatever

515
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Speaker 6: at the Old Horses or Slow Has anyone watched that

516
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Speaker 6: because I haven't.

517
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Speaker 5: Heard of it.

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Speaker 3: I love Slow Horse.

519
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Speaker 6: Okay, so this is something I should watch.

520
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 5: It won it won Best Writing for a Drama. It

521
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 5: is a straight up comedy. It is has so many

522
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Speaker 5: more jokes than the Bear. Really yeah no, it's written

523
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Speaker 5: by a Veep guy like yeah, Will.

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Speaker 6: Smith Smith Okay, and then Will Smith had a great

525
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Speaker 6: joke he.

526
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Speaker 1: Said, the greatest We're all thinking it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's so yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love that he was that we all were a

529
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Speaker 1: little bit nervous as Will Smith was approaching the stage. Yeah,

530
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Speaker 1: and then he got up there and.

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Speaker 6: It was I'm not going to slap anybody ever watched it.

532
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Speaker 5: Picture like James Bond, it's the m I six and

533
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Speaker 5: this is like the rejects of the m I six

534
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Speaker 5: and they all have like just desk jobs, and Gary

535
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Speaker 5: Oldman is just it's like the c I A of England, okay,

536
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 5: and like they're all just terrible spies.

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00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 3: Okay.

538
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: And then that's what Slow Horses is about.

539
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Speaker 3: Thought it was a.

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Speaker 6: Country it was like cowboy thing, no horses. I would

541
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Speaker 6: watch the show you're describing. I would watch the show

542
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Speaker 6: you're describing, and I did not have any interest in slow.

543
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Speaker 1: Not a good name, I thought. I said the same thing.

544
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Speaker 1: It's like, it does not grip me.

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Speaker 4: Slow Horses.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there it's Slow Horses. It's set and slow. That's

547
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Speaker 5: where their office is.

548
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Speaker 3: I still don't know.

549
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Speaker 6: Okay, that confuses and upsets me, but I'm going to

550
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Speaker 6: watch it off.

551
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Speaker 3: They're no longer like in the field, but.

552
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Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna love this.

553
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Speaker 3: It's so funny.

554
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Speaker 1: I had to watch horses on horses.

555
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Speaker 5: It was like Yellowstone rip something Gary Olmen's disgusting and

556
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Speaker 5: that he doesn't wear makeup. He has like long, greasy hair,

557
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Speaker 5: and he just like farts and burbs.

558
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Speaker 1: Okay, I really, I honestly think that I was not

559
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Speaker 1: going to watch it because I honestly don't like watching

560
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Speaker 1: animals on shows because they can't consent to it and

561
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Speaker 1: just it's like babies too, where I'm just like that

562
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Speaker 1: baby just wants it's mom and it's like looking around

563
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Speaker 1: for its mom, and like you can't explain to a

564
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 1: baby like, no, you're making your mom money right now

565
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Speaker 1: that she's going to steal from you. That's how I

566
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:27,239
Speaker 1: met your mother scene. Yeah, that is, And that's how

567
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Speaker 1: I feel about like animals. I'm always just like they

568
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Speaker 1: don't want to be there, they don't understand this. I

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Speaker 1: can't watch that chimp Crazy thing. I just don't want

570
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Speaker 1: to see give you a break, cute and comfortable chim Crazy.

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Speaker 5: I watched the first two episodes and I felt so

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Speaker 5: bad watching Get This.

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Speaker 1: My mom hired the woman from Chimp Crazy. I did

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Speaker 1: to my sister's birthday, which she was seven. Placed it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, chimp in our house for Lauren's birthday.

576
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Speaker 1: Because this was before we understood animal No one new

577
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Speaker 1: in the nineties. This is nineteen nineties.

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00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 7: Yea.

579
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 5: At that time we were still had like no on

580
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Speaker 5: TV with like chimps with peanut butter in their mouth,

581
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 5: like I ac feel.

582
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: Like they're yes, yes, maybe this was, but everybody held

583
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: this chip, he got that rolled off. Anyone's was a baby,

584
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: it was okay. The mother was somewhere, yeah, crying, and

585
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Speaker 1: the mother was something I remember, yeah, grow up now

586
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: I feel bad they get wild.

587
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because they the second episode focuses remember the

588
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Speaker 5: lady who got it.

589
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Speaker 1: I've read everything there is that documentary can tell me anything.

590
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 5: That they have, like interviews with all of her friends,

591
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 5: the chimp owner, because it was like her friends.

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Speaker 3: Dude, it's gnarly.

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Speaker 1: I have I think I've seen pictures from I remember

594
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Speaker 1: all that.

595
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Speaker 5: But they show like the chimp when he was like

596
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Speaker 5: a baby and it was like so fun and like

597
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Speaker 5: going to parties for people, and then.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could have been that chimp.

599
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 4: It could have been.

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00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 3: And then when her.

601
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Speaker 4: Oh it wasn't. I know it wasn't because when the.

602
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 3: Owner's husband died.

603
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 5: The chimp became so depressed he started overeating and he

604
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 5: gained like all these pictures of him just like looking

605
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 5: like my seven hundred pounds wife, and then he.

606
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Speaker 1: Jesus, no one to be surprised, but yeah, that chimp

607
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: was Lauren. I go, Lauren, how did you? She's like,

608
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm watching himp crazy. This woman came to my seventh

609
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: grade birthday. I'm like, how did you remember that? She

610
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: was like, I just remember. She remembered that day so well,

611
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: and the woman she remembered the woman.

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Speaker 4: I got to watch it because I remember you booked her.

613
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 3: For them.

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00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: I love that party. I was like, this is the

615
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Speaker 4: coolest party.

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00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: That birthday party came. Yeah, I mean there was a chimp.

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Speaker 4: The scariest part was one of the neighbor girls. We

618
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 4: thought she might have measles, and she was.

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Speaker 1: Like, you were scared to give the monkey measles?

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00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 4: Yes, oh, I always afraid that maybe Rose was going

621
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 4: to give the baby. So I'm like, you can't hold

622
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 4: the chip.

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Speaker 1: I remember there was a lot of anxiety around something

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00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: that day. They're like, you cannot the fact that there

625
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: was a champ, champ that might rip off against its

626
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: will being placed into children's lap.

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Speaker 4: Listen, what did I know?

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Speaker 3: Did Yeah?

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00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so appropriated.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

631
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Speaker 1: Just a reminder to everyone animals do not want to

632
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: be pet that they don't. Don't go to petting zoos,

633
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: don't go to birthday, don't don't involve your kids in

634
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: anything where there's a pet being paraded around like it

635
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't want to be there. It's not its jop.

636
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: Pets are not I mean even pets like it's like

637
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: they're kind of our slaves and people will have a

638
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: problem with that.

639
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 2: I came with people who who dress their pets up.

640
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: It drives me crazy.

641
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: You know, if it looks uncomfortable, I hate it. But

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00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: if it like is a because sometimes I put you know,

643
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: Marian in a little coat and she is cold because

644
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: she's used to being and she's like not that I

645
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: mean like costumes. Yeah no, it's a little annoying. I'm

646
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: like whatever. But if it's like really hurts the animal

647
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: and trying to get it off and it's like stay,

648
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care, But that's interesting.

649
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 5: I follow one dog on Instagram named pop by the Foodie,

650
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 5: and he wears these little Darling bow.

651
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 4: Ties and is he a French bulldog or no, he's

652
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 4: just like.

653
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 3: A little Yorky and he has like a little bow tie.

654
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 5: And then they just go to like upscale restaurants and

655
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 5: they every restaurant feeds him.

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00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: Okay, looks like he's having fun.

657
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 3: Oh he's having a ball. I love pop Eye.

658
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 6: Like the alternative like if someone is like I will

659
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 6: only adopt a dog if I can dress it up.

660
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 6: The alternatives that it stays in the shelter.

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00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess those are the two Bria lesser of

662
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: two down. But there was like some famous hippo that's

663
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: going around like there's a baby hippo and everyone's laughing.

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Speaker 3: Day Yeah, everyone's laughing.

665
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: I didn't look into it because immediately all I saw

666
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: I was like, this little hippo looks constantly stressed. And

667
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: I go wonder why, because it is if an animal

668
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: looks stressed, possibly like everyone's laughing about how it always

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Speaker 1: it looks like a human's emotion of stress. I guess yeah,

670
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Speaker 1: and maybe it's not it's emotion, but I was like,

671
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Speaker 1: it's probably because it's under stress because it's an internet

672
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Speaker 1: star right now.

673
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Speaker 5: Martha Kelly tweeted, like a picture three pictures of Moo

674
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Speaker 5: dang I think is his name? Just screaming and just like, well,

675
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Speaker 5: he's not screaming, he's biting.

676
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Speaker 3: He doesn't want this.

677
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Speaker 1: Like when your dog is smiling, it's thirsty. Your dog

678
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Speaker 1: isn't happy. Its mouth is open because it needs water,

679
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: and it's like that, Like any kind of video where

680
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Speaker 1: there's a little dog. We've talked about this before. It

681
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Speaker 1: bears mentioning again, like on Instagram, do not like things

682
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Speaker 1: that are accounts that seem to be like a bunch

683
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Speaker 1: of baby animals put together. Like those animals are often

684
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Speaker 1: sedated so that they can get little You know, the

685
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 1: dog is sleeping with the CHICKI those animals are not

686
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: being handled by people who give a fuck about them.

687
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: They are just trying to monetize these animals. They literally

688
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 1: care less about those animals than maybe anyone, like the

689
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Speaker 1: idea that they're allowed. They're they're a they seem like

690
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: they're presenting like look, how cute this is. Don't I'm

691
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: creating this content because I love them. They they care

692
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: less about them than anyone, So please don't spread those around.

693
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: Don't like them. They're really really bad. And even I

694
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: didn't know about that until I saw one thing that

695
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: and even if it's not, just don't risk it. Let's

696
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: not even encourage people to get animals.

697
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 6: To make I don't encourage anyone to do anything on

698
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 6: the internet. I don't like anything stopped like general strike

699
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Speaker 6: on liking don't be nuts.

700
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, that's an interesting thing.

701
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Speaker 6: It's about time we took our lives back.

702
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, come on, yeah, don't encourage anything.

703
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Speaker 6: I do want to clarify on the dog. If the

704
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Speaker 6: dog is smiling, it's not necessarily thirsty.

705
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Speaker 3: It might just be hot.

706
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Speaker 6: Yes, So I don't feel bad if your dog doesn't

707
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Speaker 6: drink some water that you give it.

708
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: If it's my dog never does yeah, yeah, It'll turn

709
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: down water all day long. I'm trying to give it.

710
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: And then it gets to the venue where all my

711
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: friends are and it's like looking around and they can

712
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: don a ble of water and it starts drinking like

713
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Speaker 1: it's never drink before, Like I've been starving it all

714
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: day and it's I'm sure moms deal with that with

715
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: their kids of like their kids eating a lot.

716
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 6: Suddenly, don't you give her water?

717
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Speaker 1: Yeah, every single time, and to the point that now

718
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: I go you guys, she's gonna drink a ton and

719
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: I promise you look at me. I just tried to

720
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Speaker 1: feed herself. I show them because it's so embarrassing every time.

721
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Speaker 4: Didn't you say that when dogs yawn that they're anxiety.

722
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Speaker 1: It's like helping them have like less anxiety.

723
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Speaker 3: I do that.

724
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Speaker 1: Yeahah sympathetic. Yeah, Like if you smile, it's like supposed

725
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: to make you happier. If you yawn, it like tells

726
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: your body like that's maybe time to calm down. But

727
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: the best way to calm down I found when I'm

728
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: like really like feeling this is is take deep breath,

729
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: hold it for four seconds, and then let it out slowly.

730
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's pretty good.

731
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Speaker 1: And that's one that won't make your like sometimes you

732
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Speaker 1: hold it. Sometimes you say nine seconds, and I'm like

733
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Speaker 1: that starts to make you feel like I'm going to

734
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Speaker 1: pass out. Four seconds is just long enough?

735
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it becomes very long. Nine Like can I just

736
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Speaker 3: die from that?

737
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 6: Talk about so you're at this brunch?

738
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

739
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Speaker 6: So is the food?

740
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Speaker 5: Like?

741
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Speaker 6: Was it like a buffet?

742
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Speaker 5: No?

743
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Speaker 4: It was.

744
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Speaker 1: We were actually really disappointed because we thought it was

745
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Speaker 1: going to be like a brunch, like we're gonna make

746
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: plates and there's gonna be yeah, you know, and a

747
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: thing a tray that you lift up like that with

748
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Speaker 1: exit it.

749
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Chris likes his food.

750
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Speaker 1: It was just finger foods and it was like British

751
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: crumpet things. It was all standing in like a courtyard

752
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: and like a grassy area. So we saw some communities.

753
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Speaker 1: We didn't stay there long. I met a guy who's

754
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: we met Taylor Swift, and so we talked about him

755
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: meeting Taylor Swift and that was fun. And then another

756
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: guy came up to us and he wanted to meet

757
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: Chris because he saw me and he recognized me from

758
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: the roast and he said, I wanted to see the

759
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Speaker 1: guy that you're with because wow is special.

760
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 6: Wow.

761
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 1: He was like, I wanted I wanted to meet her obviously,

762
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: but I really want to meet I saw you put

763
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: your hand on her back and I was like, oh,

764
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: that's her boyfriend. Like what's that guy? Like this guy

765
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: that invented the technology that James Cameron bought to he

766
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: ended up buying for for her avatar.

767
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Speaker 5: Yeah, like that's crazy.

768
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Speaker 2: Wow.

769
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Speaker 1: And so he was there. He was like used to

770
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Speaker 1: be on the board of Baptist or something, but he

771
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: was just us. He was a really nice guy. Taught

772
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Speaker 1: me the origin of why we call American football football?

773
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Speaker 3: Do you know?

774
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 6: No, wait, what why do we call football?

775
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 1: Why do we call it football?

776
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 6: I don't know.

777
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: It's really interesting, actually, I mean not really. But it rugby.

778
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: There's a rugby. Football is a kind of rugby, I guess,

779
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: or maybe this is what they call rugby over there.

780
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: And obviously football is like rugby. You can't toss forward,

781
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: you can or like, no, you can't go gerals, you

782
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: can only go laterals, something like that. But they invented football,

783
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 1: our football, and they were like, but we can go forward,

784
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: so it's like rugby, but it's different. And we want

785
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: to call it rugby because it's essentially like rugby, but

786
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: we can't do that, so we'll take the other word

787
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: that is in their name, rugby football. And they just

788
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: took football, wow, because it was based off of rugby football.

789
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: But they couldn't take that.

790
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 6: And then meanwhile, in Europe they're already have football. Yes, yeah,

791
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 6: to just confuse matters more. Yes, that also has to

792
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 6: do with why first downs and touchdowns are called those things.

793
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 1: Because I have to tell you, I have to give

794
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: an update I know what my dilemma I had. The

795
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: reason I didn't understand. Okay, so let me just take

796
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: you back. I didn't understand we are going to try

797
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: we have four chances to get a first down. Okay,

798
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: there's a first first down, second down, third down, fourth down.

799
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: Those are the chances, and then you're trying to get

800
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: a first down. I didn't understand why the thing you're

801
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: trying to get is called is the first step? Like

802
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: why is the first steps to go down? But I what

803
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: I didn't understand is your and I and some besties

804
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: helped me and I got there and there was just

805
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: a moment where I go, oh my god, my like

806
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: logic is flawed. What I needed to be told is

807
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: that you're trying to get to the next first down.

808
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: That's all I needed to be told. And that's why

809
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: we call it first down because it's I knew it

810
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: starts over. I know that, but I didn't understand that,

811
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,479
Speaker 1: Like you're talking about the first step again, Uh huh.

812
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: You're there's only one set of things, and it's first down,

813
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: second down, third down, fourth down. And when they say

814
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: they're trying to get first down, it's not the group.

815
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: It's not a separate thing. Then downs, you're just trying

816
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: to start over again. Sure, so it's like a bunch

817
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: of ladders stacked on each other, and you're always trying

818
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: to get to the first rung of the next ladder.

819
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: Oh so that's why you call it first rung.

820
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 3: I mean that it's two.

821
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Speaker 1: It's it's too confusing. I I I'm glad you got there.

822
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: But it was there all along, like I understood all along,

823
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I knew, I knew, I didn't need to

824
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: know that.

825
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 6: I knew literally what it was, but conceptually there was

826
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 6: some sort of mistikead how do you get there?

827
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 3: Yeah?

828
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: No, no, no again, not how do you get there?

829
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: It was just why is the thing you're trying to

830
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: get named the same thing as the chance? But I

831
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: didn't realize we're talking about the next first chance. That's

832
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: what you're trying to get. I didn't understand, if any

833
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: If that helps anyone. But then here's a crazy thing

834
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: I did not know. And I am so embarrassed to

835
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: admit that I did not know this until was it

836
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: with you? Sean. That was on Thursday that it happened. Yet, Brian,

837
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: you witnessed this.

838
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 6: Oh, but I wasn't paying attention. I remember this conversation happening.

839
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Speaker 1: This was brutal. This was so brutal because I like,

840
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: I like, I get it reminded me so much. And

841
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: this is again goes back to I can't help what

842
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't help, but I don't forget.

843
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: It's not my fault that I didn't know this, but

844
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: I was really felt so much shame because I'm like,

845
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: what a fucking more on. I just learned that when

846
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: there's only all offense or all defense on the field,

847
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: I thought there was a combination of offense and defense

848
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: much like football, or much like basketball, much like hockey,

849
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: that like everyone's on the court at the same the

850
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: field at the same time. So someone went to there

851
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: was an interception, and then the guy they caught the

852
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: other team caught it, and then that he ran it,

853
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: and I go, is that so and so? And I

854
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: guessed a. I guess running back or something and so

855
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: and everyone goes what Andrew Collen was like, no, it's

856
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: not the running back. And I was like, why is

857
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: that so crazy that I thought it was the running back?

858
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: And he's like, because that he's offense and I'm like, okay,

859
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: but he could have been in that area and he

860
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 1: was like what. And it was just like this moment

861
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: of like wait, why, And then someone goes, they're not

862
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: on the field, and I'm like what, But why wouldn't

863
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: I think they'd be on the field unless so much time.

864
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: This is different than every other kind of sport you

865
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: ever heard of.

866
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 6: When you were seeing that, at the time, it did

867
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 6: seem like, oh, that doesn't make any sense. But now

868
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 6: that you say it, like yeah, in in soccer, offense

869
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 6: defense on the field the same time.

870
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: In basketball, field, hockey, football.

871
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 6: Basketball their dual threat. Yeah, yeah, so that makes sense

872
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 6: that that's why.

873
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: And someone goes, so you think that Tom Brady's out

874
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: there like when they're on defense. I'm like, yeah, he's

875
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: like in the back unless there's like an interception then

876
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: they throwed him and then he and they're like, no,

877
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. And it made me kind

878
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: of sad that like the like a team like offense

879
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: and defense, they're on the same team and they never

880
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: get to play again.

881
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 6: And then there's also special teams.

882
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: And now I knew about that, Yeah, but they never

883
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: get to all play together. No, no, never sad to me,

884
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: I was a little bit bumped.

885
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 6: And then one when one goes to the sideline and

886
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 6: they could have a conversation, the other side goes on

887
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 6: the field and they can't.

888
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: Well, Patrick Mahomes said, he Irison mud Curry he's never

889
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: even talked to in his life, Like remember the whole

890
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: Irison Mudkert thing. And I think Patrick was like, I've

891
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: talked to him maybe once, Like yeah, I think that

892
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 1: was the statement. Yeah, so yeah, that was a big

893
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: eye opening thing, and it remind to me. I think

894
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: I like almost started crying when it happened because I

895
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed that like I'm, you know, watching this

896
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: game with a bunch of people who know it, and

897
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm feeling like I'm like, you know, when you

898
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: start to feel like I got this and then you

899
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: like are like I so don't have it at all?

900
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 6: Like it Dunning Kruger. Is that what it's called the

901
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 6: Dunning Kruger effect. Yes, you know just enough to know

902
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 6: to figure out that you know nothing.

903
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's how it.

904
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 6: Or really, the Dunning Kruger effect is when you don't

905
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 6: realize yet really if you want to get technical, but.

906
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: But I do have a book coming today. Oh that

907
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: a bestie recommended me after the whole thing about the

908
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: downs last time that I was so confused. And it's

909
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: called I'm so excited because I'm going to read it

910
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: so fast, I hope. Let me just look at my orders.

911
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: It's arriving today. It is called Talk Sports like a Pro,

912
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: ninety nine Secrets and Becoming a Sports Goddess. And it's

913
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: kind of heared towards women, right.

914
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 6: That sounds like my uh ninety nine had to talk

915
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 6: to anyone, ninety nine big secrets for the little success. Let

916
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 6: me see the cover of the book.

917
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool. It's like the Venus demilo. Who's

918
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: the author statue it's Jane M. McCormick. Yeah, forward by

919
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: ESPN sportscaster Chris.

920
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 6: She's really expanding. I think that's the same person, the

921
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 6: same person, yeah, who taught me to think about compliments.

922
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 6: Remember what this might be. Let's find out.

923
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Thank you the best of you sent

924
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: me that. I ordered it immediately, and uh, it's like

925
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: not that well known of a book, so it kind

926
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: of took a while.

927
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 3: It and I want to be a sports goddess. Large.

928
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 3: I want to.

929
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after this, all right, is it

930
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: the same person?

931
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 6: Different person is? Okay, yeah, I think that's a different person.

932
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: Well, just I remember one time in French class I

933
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: had a really really mean French teacher Kirkwood High School.

934
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 3: Show.

935
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: If you went to Kirkwoo High School in the early

936
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 1: two thousands, there was a teacher I'm sure you're still around,

937
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: one of the most scary people have ever I will

938
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: ever know. She was like had the energy Nazi guard energy. Wow,

939
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: Like I'm not kidding you. And I say that with

940
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: like not even making a joke like cool, like to

941
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: call people out like what would never Like I just

942
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: went in that class every day terrify that she was

943
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: going to make me feel stupid and get mad at

944
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: me for not knowing French, and like really was like,

945
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: there's a story I want to tell af air, but

946
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: something no I can't. Let's let's actually bleep her name

947
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: if you can, because I don't want to get in.

948
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: She still scared me. She is a fucking f teacher.

949
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 6: Answer wrong, hold up a picture of a dying bird.

950
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 6: She honest.

951
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: Shout out, Kate Cordy, you got busted for making fake

952
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: flashcards because you would have to show her the flash

953
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: cards that you made to practice vocab. And Kate did

954
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: just a couple on the top and then fake ones

955
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: for the rest, and she went through and saw they

956
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: were blank, and it was like wow, like awful things

957
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: to walk Kate get talked down to. And Kate was

958
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: like me, like a good girl and just maybe did

959
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 1: the wrong thing once and like got.

960
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 6: So busted that she was a jew.

961
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: It was honestly, she got it was it was, and

962
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: we all looked away because it wasn't us yet. You know,

963
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: eventually she would come for us, and then who would

964
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: come who would help us?

965
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 3: Well how much older, like she was.

966
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: Probably in her mid thirties. Maybe why I.

967
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 3: Care that much about teenagers learning fresh I.

968
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: Think she must have been miserable.

969
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 6: Maybe she doesn't care if she's just like a miserable.

970
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: Bit wanted to win over her love so much. But

971
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: one day and I was trying to do well in

972
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: French three. It was sophomore year, I think, and I

973
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: had gotten through French one with a different teacher, and

974
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: or maybe I forget it. Anyway, I went in for

975
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: tutoring for French three in during our contact period, which

976
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: was a free period where most people socialized, but I

977
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: was like trying to get better at French. So I

978
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: went in to like sit alone with this woman. I'm

979
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: terrified at her desk, and she discovered that I did

980
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: not know what la and la is, Like I didn't

981
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: know that loan law came before a noun because I

982
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: just had bad French teachers before that, or that it

983
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: just didn't get through and it doesn't makes it unless you.

984
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 5: Stuff that's like kind of like basic, so like you

985
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 5: kind of skipped ahead.

986
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: I was learning like how to say typewriter and like

987
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: let's go on a foot race, and so I didn't

988
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: realize like things were feminine and masculine. I just maybe

989
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: missed that day of school, like it's one day where

990
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 1: you get told, hey, there's nouns in unlike English, each

991
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: noun has a look in front of it or a

992
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: lay or to indicate how many or what gender.

993
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 6: The and the spelling is different depending on if you're

994
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 6: doing spelling.

995
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: Yes, So she discovered I didn't know law in law,

996
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: and I remember she was so disgusted with me and

997
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: just like why are how I thought I was gonna

998
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: get kicked out her class because it was like, honestly,

999
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: it's it's something I should have known at that level.

1000
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: And she was just horrified and disgusted by me. And

1001
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. One of the greatest things that ever

1002
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: happened to me was one time on a test she wrote, PAML,

1003
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: do you.

1004
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 6: Know what means not bad?

1005
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 4: Not bad?

1006
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: And it was the greatest achievement of my life that

1007
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: she I remember thinking that was like an A plus

1008
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: play like it's that's why I remember it, because it

1009
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: was so amazing that she like gave me not bad.

1010
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: That's how awful she was. And then she was she

1011
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: left or I graduated to the next level somehow, and

1012
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: I got Madame Calfus, who my sister has worked with

1013
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: because my sister's a Spanish teacher after when I schooled.

1014
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: Madame Calvius is the greatest teacher I've ever had in

1015
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: my entire life that anyone could ever have in their

1016
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: entire life. Loved her so much. She made she just

1017
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: was she was. She had the best energy, like Matilda

1018
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: teacher energy just like maternal so sweet, never shamed me

1019
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: about how bad I was at French always believed to

1020
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: me to the point that I took ap French and

1021
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: I should not have been an ap French, but I

1022
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: just wanted to be around her. I was like kind

1023
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: of gay for her, Like I literally was like in

1024
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: love with her. I loved her and I still do.

1025
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: And it's so funny. I was the Emmy's last week

1026
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: the Creative Arts Emmys and a girl came up to

1027
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: me who was featured in a movie called Girl State

1028
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: that won an Emmy. It's like a documentary about women

1029
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 1: in politics or something, but this young girl was in

1030
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: it and she came up to me and she goes,

1031
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: I know Senora Green.

1032
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 6: Wow.

1033
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: I was in Senora Green's class and she was my

1034
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 1: sister's student.

1035
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 3: Wow.

1036
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: So cute, and she was so excited. She was like,

1037
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: and I know Madame calf Like this girl, I guess

1038
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: took two languages. And she was like I had Madame

1039
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: Calviuss and I go.

1040
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 5: She was not.

1041
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: We both like were like Adam Calfus, like we were

1042
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: both still gay for Like that's how amazing the teacher was.

1043
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: So it's not just a French teacher thing like some

1044
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: it was. It was remarkable that I had but both

1045
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: the worst and best teachers in the same subject. Final

1046
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: thought any did you guys have any really bad or

1047
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: good teachers.

1048
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 6: It's amazing how some teachers really stick out as like memorable,

1049
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 6: and you wonder, like, well they have so many students,

1050
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 6: Like meeting Tom Hanks, It's like do they actually remember.

1051
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: I never think they remember me.

1052
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 6: And I got confirmation that one of my favorite teachers,

1053
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 6: David Dubin is his name. He was my English teacher.

1054
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 6: He remembered me because my for whatever reason, my cousin

1055
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 6: went was in the same house as him, like two

1056
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 6: weeks ago. Some thing was happening. I don't know exactly

1057
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 6: what was happening, but there was some reason and he

1058
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 6: asked about me and he was like, I love Brian,

1059
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 6: he was a great student blah blah blah.

1060
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 4: And yeah.

1061
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: It was like that's so validating.

1062
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 6: I mean, because he was one of my favorites. It

1063
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 6: was him. Yeah, he was probably my favorite teacher.

1064
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, my favorite teacher English and drama Miss Filosa.

1065
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with Miss Fellosa. I was in love

1066
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 3: with Miss Fellosa.

1067
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 5: We went to her wedding and I cried like there

1068
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 5: it is like the only girl oh ever love, oh.

1069
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: My god, And it makes so much sense, like you're

1070
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: good at English and theater, so I bet she was

1071
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: actually like she.

1072
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 3: Was so bad. She was like telling me music. I

1073
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 3: would like like, and I'm like, I.

1074
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: Had a teacher give me music too, and it was

1075
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: a little bit like, don't do don't be giving me CDs,

1076
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: but he didn't mean anything by it. But looking back,

1077
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I wouldn't want my daughters at I'm

1078
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: not even gonna say name. There was nothing about it.

1079
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: No is in high school?

1080
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 3: Yeah no, And when she gave me the CD, I'm like,

1081
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 3: please do anything you want to.

1082
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,959
Speaker 4: God can always fall for their female teacher.

1083
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's why, Lauren. Yeah, when you had to

1084
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: get here, I was like, you know, every boy liked

1085
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: and she would just be like, that is disgusting. I

1086
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: don't even want to hear it. Like we're like, it

1087
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 1: doesn't even know. There's not even something we could joke

1088
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: about because it was so disgusting.

1089
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,479
Speaker 3: It's so real, so real.

1090
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: She's way too pretty.

1091
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have become like, yeah, an inside joke for

1092
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 5: every boy.

1093
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: I just wanted to shout out one of the funniest

1094
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: lines of last night that I wrote in my phone

1095
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: because I wanted to bring it up last night at

1096
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: the HBO party, which is one that we didn't get

1097
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: to today, but uh, just briefly it was that was

1098
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: the one we got to where John Oliver was there,

1099
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: but my mom and I ended up like investigating. We

1100
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: found this karaoke room I fill my mom dance sing

1101
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 1: and in this little air baby Smooth JB. Smooth from

1102
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: you know, Kurby Enthusiasm and he was dancing, so they

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Speaker 1: were both like the only ones dancing in this room.

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Speaker 1: It was really cute and god, I love him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then what did you say? What what led to

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Speaker 1: your line? Because I want to set this up the

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Speaker 1: right way.

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Speaker 5: I think your mom was talking about how it was

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Speaker 5: like I think his wife was there, but he was

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Speaker 5: like he was making you feel like the only woman.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then Ton goes, if I can think of anyone

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Speaker 1: in an open relationship, it would be JB. Smooth, understand,

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Speaker 1: because it's so true a party that would be cool

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Speaker 1: with like a.

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Speaker 4: Swing liken't care.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: So we got to go. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: being here, Sean again, it's been a pleasure, Mom. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Safe travels back. Any final thoughts about the weekend?

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Speaker 4: Oh, God, it's there's so much that I just can't

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Speaker 4: even explain it. So fun.

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Speaker 1: What's the most fun?

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Speaker 4: Well, the whole thing, the fact that I got to

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Speaker 4: come out here, was that you're being vague people. What

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Speaker 4: you gift did me this weekend? This I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm sending a venmollin boys. Damn it, we didn't talk

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Speaker 1: about that. I'll pay it. I just want you to

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Speaker 1: know the number two.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I want to know those numbers. How much

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Speaker 4: was that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It was so much fun.

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Speaker 1: You're so fun and you're always so down, and it's

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Speaker 1: so nice to have a mom who's like so with

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Speaker 1: it and is someone that you can bring to these

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Speaker 1: things and shows up looking as cute as you did,

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Speaker 1: and like it blends in perfectly to your whole Hollywood scene.

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Speaker 1: So it's so fun. So we'll do many more because yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm nominated for an Emmy next year. It's crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: already two Emmys. I know, I don't like to talk

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Speaker 1: about the other one, but I'm glad you bought it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to brag too much, but yeah, to

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Speaker 1: the nominations already done next year, twenty twenty five. It's insane,

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Speaker 1: so thank you guys so much for voting, and yeah

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Speaker 1: we'll see you then, but more podcast next week, and yeah,

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