WEBVTT - Dreams and The Astral Plane 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:17.279 Welcome back to this episode of. 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:21.959 Emergency inter Cuomo Governor. 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:26.240 Cuomo somebody, somebody commented it was like, every single fucking 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:28.400 time you say welcome back to this episode, it doesn't 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:30.880 make sense because I've never been here. How are you welcoming? 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.000 Should we? 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:33.839 And I'm not gonna change it. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:34.720 I'm not changing it? 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.160 And I need thirty more comments about that to boost 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:38.040 an algorithm. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:43.760 No, what was I gonna say? Darn it? Oh my god? 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:44.920 Whatever he said? 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.040 Should we? Oh? 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.639 I was gonna say, should we introduce ourselves to every episode? 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.879 Like I'm in, I'm drew, okay, But I don't know 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.480 if we need to do that, because I mean, like. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.520 That's pretty bigheaded of you. There are plenty of people 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.000 who come on here and they're like, I have no 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.920 idea who these fu are. That's what I'm saying is 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.520 pretty like like dim Like I don't even know why. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.080 I think the first episode, I said like, let's say 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.600 this because it sounded good in my brain, and I 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.000 didn't think about the fact that I think we said 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.920 like no, I think on the first episode we said 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.440 we said like welcome to Emergency Intercom, but now we 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:21.240 say welcome to Emergency intercom. Welcome back to this episode, 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:26.479 like welcome to Emergency Interacom. My name is enya U Mansor. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.200 And I'm Drew Phillips. Andrew for sure, my. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.600 Tits are huge. Actually I didn't even tell you this, 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.120 but when I was a no, when I was in 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:38.320 New York, I was shopping at this store and the 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.800 lady who runs the brand of it was like a 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:47.080 pop up she she said, she you weren't there, like 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.840 why do you like introducted yourself, But basically she looked 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.520 at my boobs and guessed my boob size, like because 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:54.560 she's she kept being like, I used to make bras. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.040 I used to make bras, which showed in the clothing 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:58.400 because I never Also. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:59.480 Let me get your boob size? 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:16.799 Tryde are you? 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:26.400 Are you good? I'm trying now. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:32.239 I choked on it. Oh my god, yeah, you say, 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:33.520 can I try? 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.960 Can I guess your boob size? I'm growing up? 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:41.520 I like. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.440 I took a sip and then I started laughing at 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.239 my answer because I was gonna say like thirty six 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:51.760 f or something. It's like like insane, But no, I 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.320 don't know boob sizes, like are you like a C? 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.239 I wish I used to be a C. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:59.960 So are you a B D? I'm a D cut 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:03.680 you're seventy No, what the fuck? 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.000 I said thirty four D? 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.000 So yeah, because what that did you say? Thirty four? 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.880 I bet them thirty six. I have a wider rib 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:12.760 cage than people assume, but that's what she said. She 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:14.560 looked at me and said thirty four D and I 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.760 was like, that's insane for how close she was, because 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.640 I've been standing in front of this woman for like 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.120 three minutes and she hasn't like seen my boobs. And 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.080 she was like, yeah, I'm a bra maker, like I 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.160 like really know boobs well. And then the brand I'm 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.959 talking about is pretty The woman who runs that brand 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:32.560 is literally one of the most interesting characters I've ever 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.440 spoken to. I literally loved her. But it's a brand 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:37.800 I've always seen bitches wear, and I'm like, I really 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:39.760 want this shit, but I didn't think my boobs would 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.760 look good in it, because you know how the old 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.480 saying goes, nobody likes big tits when it comes to clothing, 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:50.720 so I had like my doubts, but that clothing does 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:54.040 like big tits, and that's my story. But she looked 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:55.720 at me and gets my boob size, and I was like, 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.800 that's insane. And then she said the funniest thing, and 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.920 she's like, and that's without squeezing or anything. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.360 And I was like, that is that's without feeling those sandbags. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:08.160 Shut this heavy little send bag. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.880 And that's my story. And I've been on a shopping screen. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.080 I love buying clothes. 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.359 I'm still not over my like my throat is burning 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.279 right now and it's in my it's in my nose, 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.320 like I'm gonna have a sinus infection from that. So 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:22.560 so I hope you guys are happy. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:29.160 Would they be happy? You don't have anything else to say, bitch. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.239 I was gonna say I watched or I'm like ninety 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.080 five percent sure that I saw someone die in. 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:33.479 Front of me. 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:37.279 In my dream, I saw someone dying. It was really 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:37.960 fucking gnarley. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:39.239 Oh my god. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.440 Wait, sorry, so sorry. I'm just like am remembering my 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.880 whole dream and in my dream was fucked up. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.760 Dude, I had a fucked up dream too. I have 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:46.720 it all written down. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.400 We're gonna get into this episode, but literally I texted 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.120 the group chat right when it happened. But I was 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:58.039 driving to go get some dinner and like I was 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.640 parked at the light way the people like sell flowers, 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.279 and I was going to buy some flowers. So I 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.159 was like, Enya does it like she's teaching me something 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.560 like this is like a really good thing to do 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.720 for these people. So I was going to buy flowers, 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:17.320 and then the fucking car at the intersection like like 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.359 sped through like I'd like right in front of me, 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.080 Like I thought your car was gonna get hit. I 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.680 was like, oh my fucking god, sped through there and 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.440 like hit this other car in that that was like 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.800 going to turn and like crash into the front of it, 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.280 and like immediately it was like the loudest sound I've 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.400 ever heard, like like screen you could hear screams from 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.520 inside the car and my windows down so I could 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:42.680 hear them. And then like immediately just smoke rose and 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.440 I was like I saw like all these like men 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:47.400 like getting out of their cars and like running over there, 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.160 and I was like, dude, I'm such a pussy because 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:50.760 like I just stayed in my car and just like 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:52.840 looked at like watched, and like. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.040 Cop showed up whatever we were. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:56.760 I was stuck at the light for like ten minutes, 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:58.440 and like it was smoking, and I was like, do 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.280 I like get out of here, like is it car 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.400 gonna explode? And then an ambulance showed up and like 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:09.040 carried this like woman out of the car and she 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.440 was like covered in blood and she got put on 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:12.640 a stretcher and I don't know if she was. 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:17.359 Dead or alive. So she follows me. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:22.120 You're so fucking annoying. No, the the fucking thing not 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.599 being like and that was really tragic that that would 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.680 happen to somebody else who has nothing to do with me. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.320 You making it about yourself. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.599 Yeah, yep, that follows me everywhere I go. I've seen 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:32.560 so many people. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.400 Die in Miami. There's this one street next to my 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.200 house that I always was like, the jaywalking here is insane, 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.240 but I never put two pieces together. It's like a 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:46.000 five lane road, like two lanes and then a turning lane. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.520 But it is literally, I'm not kidding, that street goes 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:53.279 a mile without any crosswalks. So that's why the jaywalking 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:55.279 is so bad. But basically, my brother and dad saw 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:56.719 someone who got hit by a car and her legs 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:57.159 were broken. 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:59.880 Damn. My aunt got run over by a bus. 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:03.520 One Oh, I don't want to air my family out. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.920 But something happened like that that makes me seem like 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.280 one of my family members hit someone. But no, sadly 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.080 my oh one time, No, I don't. I don't want 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:14.920 to say things that are gonna embarrass my family. One 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:19.560 time my aunt sped into a pole. She's okay, but. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.880 Me when I let the intrusive thoughts wain and they 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.480 just like take over. Yeah, but my aunt got run 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:29.200 over by a bus, and uh yeah, it was just 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:33.120 like this family spectacle. She's fine though, and she likes 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:34.480 she can walk. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:39.200 Now it's family spectacle. But before I forget my stupid 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:43.400 fucking dream, I was like in traffic and I had 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.960 to get home really quick because something bad was happening 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:48.640 at my family's house. So I was like trying to 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.160 rush to get like around this traffic. And I was 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.400 in my yeah, and I was in my dad's big 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.000 ass truck, and I just like kind of went off 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.640 road to go around, and everyone was stopped in front 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.760 of this car that had parked and there was a 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:04.040 lady outside screaming, just like screaming, and I couldn't hear 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:05.560 what she was saying. And everyone turned to me and 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.200 was like no, like back up, like, do not come 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.360 this way, And then I almost didn't listen to them 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:11.880 to be rude, because I saw there was a space 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.160 I could speed pass. I was like, oh, whatever, wait, I. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.320 Literally experienced what I experienced in real life in your dreamscape. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.280 No, because what I say next is like really really 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:24.680 really fucked up, like and so graphic. I like went 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.680 into a gas station to cut through the gas station 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.080 to get onto another road, and when my car was 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:32.720 still facing this woman, I looked and she I think 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.880 had like a bomb or something on her, and she 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:38.600 fucking just exploded, and like, like my dream was so 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:42.280 vivid that I watched like a human like literally explode 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.439 and everyone around her like was like hit with shrapnels 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:49.439 of her bone. My god, I like was freaking out. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.840 And then I was like I don't even have time 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:54.439 to process this because something bad, something else bad is 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.560 happening in my family's house. So I had to rush home. 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:58.880 And the bad thing happening in my family's house was 0:08:58.920 --> 0:08:59.880 this like stalker. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.360 Why am I like trying to like can't stop visual? 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.080 Yeah, this person was trying to like break into my 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.640 family's home. And when I got there, like the doors 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.760 were unlocked, so I thought my family was murdered already, 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.560 and it was a really big house and I had 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.559 to run around the house trying to find my family, 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.320 and I thought all of them were dead. And that 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:17.960 was my dream last night. And then I woke up 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.200 with a really dry throat. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.480 Oh see, I've been waking up with a really dry 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:22.199 throat recently. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:25.439 It's because our fucking home gets to I'm not kidding 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.439 sixty three degrees in the. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:29.760 Middle of the night, yep. And also the mold. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.160 No, it's not the mold, but I will say, you've 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:33.719 scared me with the mold. And now I don't want 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.120 to run the heater because I don't want to cook 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:35.560 the line and. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.800 It's gonna the spores are gonna be released, and like, oh, 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.280 like it's time, Like let's go. 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:42.400 Why don't you get that mold testing kit that I 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:42.719 sent you. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:44.880 I'm going to I asked for it. I asked for 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:48.120 it for Christmas from my mom. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:53.080 But all right, I have to go into my notes 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:58.520 because I have it written down, your dream, my dream dream. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.199 I just needed to get the people who were involved 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.880 and just like a brief synopsis of like what was 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:08.280 going on. Okay, So it was me you O Ryan 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.720 in a fourth party that I can't remember who it 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:12.240 was for the life of me. And I even wrote 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:13.280 that down in the notes because I was like, I 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:14.680 don't know who the fuck was with us, but someone 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.679 else was with us, but it was us for we 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.000 were eating like brunch in New York, Like we were 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.000 just like we were having a late brunch in New 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:26.480 York and like we're just sitting there like shooting the shits, 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.720 Like I remember, like the conversation we were having was like 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:30.920 actually funny, and I was like, oh, like I want 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:31.920 to write this down. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.880 But I forgot it because I was like, actually funny shit, 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:35.760 and I was like, why is my like sleeping brain 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.199 actually hilarious too? 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.440 But then like all of a sudden, we hear like 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:47.200 these like blood curdling screeches like from behind us, and 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.520 were like the loudest screams like I've ever heard in 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:55.880 my entire life, like screeches, and like we were all 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.280 immediately like wait, what the fuck is going on? Like 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:00.120 let's go check it out. So like we all or 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.599 walk around this like corner and like we see the 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:08.880 people screaming and there's like this uh, like apartment building 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:12.040 that was like being built that like had collapsed on 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.400 onto like a couple of workers, and I was we 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:16.600 were like, oh, like that's not that big of a deal, 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.280 Like let's help these people get out. So we help 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.120 these like construction workers get out. Everybody was fine, and 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.280 then we keep walking. The screams are like continuing, and 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.240 like as we keep walking up the street, they get 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:29.600 louder and louder and louder, and then like we like 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:34.240 eventually hit this point where up the street, like a 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:38.800 sinkhole had opened up underneath like this skyscraper and it 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.520 had collapsed, and like. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:44.440 All you could see were like dead bodies just. 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:49.800 Flung everywhere, like they were like you know, light poles like. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.400 Like diagnosed us in the comments to be like it 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.400 is not normal to have this vivid of like terrifying. 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:54.840 It was. 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:58.400 Fucked up, Like I was like it was like the 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.960 plane crash like that I had like in like one 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:05.440 of the first episodes, but it was like so vivid, 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:08.000 Like I could see like the smoke in the air 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.160 and like you could feel it in your lungs, and 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.120 like the people that like they were like parts of 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:16.040 the building that hadn't fully collapsed, like the stairwells hadn't 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.040 fully collapsed, so they were like people like at the 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:21.240 top of those like screaming like help me, help me, 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.800 My kids are down there, like literally like I could, 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.719 like I retain like everybody's like conversation. There was like 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:30.360 people like hanging from light poles and like craziest shit 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:35.120 and just like like screens like deafening, deafening screams. And 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.199 then I don't know how it ended. I don't remember 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.640 at the top of my head. Oh but yeah, we 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.880 like we were we were digging. We just were digging 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:45.920 for bodies and. 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:48.960 Uh. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:52.120 And then I remember like or at the end of it, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:53.959 like we went back to brunch and we just had 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.120 a conversation. We were like this just like that just 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.280 changed like the trajectory of our life forever, Like I 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:03.200 can't believe. Yeah, but I still had our mimosas after 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:04.400 digging up dead bodies. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.520 I've actually never like once in my life had an 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:11.680 alcoholic drink ad brunch, neither of I Like, I don't 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:15.640 that sounds like I've gotten day drunk once. And then 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.120 I was like I want to sleep by six, so 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:19.520 like why why would I do that? 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:20.680 Day drunk is fun? 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.040 Though maybe if I had the chance to do it 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.079 right now, Like I'm like right. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:26.319 Now, like. 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:29.920 Right now, let's do it. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.640 I've actually realized there are a lot of people who 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:38.040 like like drink when filming their podcasts and like drink 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:39.040 before and I'm. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.160 Like, that's a little unhealthy. 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.960 That's not I imagine you had to drink to work. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:48.160 I was like one of the earlier episodes, I was like, 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.400 I like feel like if I just had like a 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:53.160 shot before every podcast, like I would be like I 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.079 would be good, Like I'd feel fine. I mean both 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.280 of y'all were like, absolutely fucking not. 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.400 You said that again, like in front of me and 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.200 another friend of ours, and we were both he was 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:06.640 like no, like, no, you do not do that because 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.760 I think you had had like an alcoholic drink and 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.800 we were like being really funny and you were like, 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:15.520 I should do this before we film. You're like, no, 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:16.240 you don't need to. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.160 Don't do all that. Don't do all that. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.600 When I live alone, I am gonna no. But the 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.440 thing is I always talk about this. 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:25.760 I like to enter my wine. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.600 I like, no, not even wine, because the thing with 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:32.920 wine is like I liked seeing like the like other 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:36.480 twenty five year old girls and like doing their wine thing, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.840 or like the twenty four year old like girls doing 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.920 their wine thing. But like wine tastes like fucking butt. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.120 Fucking you can't convince. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:47.040 Me otherwise, like that truffle butter tastes like truffle butter. 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:51.280 Butt fuck. That's a good joke. Come on, come on, man, 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.120 give it to get it to come on. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:58.120 Just like give it to me. Yeah, yeah, chill wine 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.040 tastes like butt. But I was just gonna say, like 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.560 being like someone who could make like pretty drinks, I 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.440 always see them to talk like those pages of someone 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.720 being like, let's make this drink and they make like 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.920 a really pretty drink and I'm like, whoa, but I 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:12.960 don't want the alcohol, do you know what? And alcohol 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:15.160 is what makes all that shit taste like that. But 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:19.080 that's why I got that, like non alcoholic sprits. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:22.880 Sprints their bitter bitter bitter sp Literally, what elevates an 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.680 alcoholic beverage to the next level for me every single 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.600 time is if it's purple and if it has sparkles 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:28.880 in it. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.200 And they're talking about one specific. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:35.240 Drink, no, that's hypnotic, but I'm talking about mixed drinks. 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:36.800 There's this there. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:38.560 I've just seen it made a bunch of times where 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.720 they put like mica powder. Oh you know, it's purple, 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.720 and then they also add like lemon juice and then 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.440 it turns blue. 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:47.560 I'm like, come on, I'm on chemistry. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.440 Also in New York, that that one bar we want 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.720 to All of those drinks are so pretty. I don't 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:54.320 want to say the name of it because I enjoy 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:54.800 going there. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.200 You don't want to blow the spot up. 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.680 It's a really popular bar. It's not like I'm like, 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.000 I don't want to give promo, but I just like 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.800 I like to go there and get drunken, talk shit. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.120 And if one of you saw me there, I would 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.440 actually probably tell you my business because I would be 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:14.160 to drinks in and be like, oh yeah, but yeah, 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.440 that place has like really pretty drinks. Like I love 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.480 a bar that's like pretty drinks. I can't be a 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:19.880 part of like dive bar culture. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.840 Like dude, I've decided when I go back to Texas 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:25.640 for Christmas. 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:25.880 That I will. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.960 I've never I don't think I've ever been to like 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.960 a dive bar before, Like legitimately, I've never been to one. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.560 So when I go back to Texas. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.640 I'm going to go to the bars in my hometown, 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:42.040 which I've never been to, and I just want to observe, like. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.960 Like I would love to go to watch, but I 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:46.200 mean like to actually be, like, let's go out for drinks. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.040 This is where we're going, Like can it be? Me? 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:48.880 Like? 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:49.960 Could not be? 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.040 For some reason? It sounds like kind of fun. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.840 It sounds fun with a group of friends when that's 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:56.800 your intention. And if your intention is to have a 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:02.920 key and to like be like sweet slim. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:05.840 Now imagine saying that sentence to a fucking pilgrim if 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:09.800 you're if you're trying to have a key of sweet sleigh, 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:11.080 what the fuck does that mean? 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.679 I mean, I know what it means because I'm straight, 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:15.920 but I don't know mean I'm straight. 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:17.680 Me when it's cold outside. 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:22.200 Burr. 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:28.040 Per burr, it's cold? Shut buried? 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:39.280 Why buried? Period? Shut? Also, more places need film photo booths, 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:42.720 And that's my hot take, like because nothing you are, 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:50.160 so listen to this nothing reeks of money grabber. Bars 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:51.840 would make so much more money if they had a 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.280 seven dollars film photo booth. Because once I get two 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:57.160 drinks into me, I'm I'm swepting my card until I get. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:02.160 The thing is, every time I've ever been out with Enya, 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:05.520 Oriyan and Alisa and there has been a film photo 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.080 booth at the place we've been to, I'm not kidding. 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.800 Ninety six percent of the time we are there, they 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:13.480 are in that fucking photo booth taking. 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.120 Photos and we are serving slang and. 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:17.560 Then I'm outside doing poppers. 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:21.320 Yeah, and that's your fault, you know, you're outside holding 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:23.320 the paupers low. We're in there and I'm like, he 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:24.760 come out and we're like service. 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:28.080 Yeah, they're like, please give me a hit one popper. 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.600 Please don't do that shit because it probably kills brain cells. 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:33.960 There's just not enough research on it. 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:37.600 I saw a TikTok of this dude who did poppers 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:37.880 in a. 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:40.439 Hot tub and it like burnt the fuck out of 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:44.120 his face, and I was like never Also, no, I'm 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:47.480 not going to get into that, but like it literally 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:48.440 fucks with your heart. 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:49.679 But that's all I'll. 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:52.600