Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of.
Speaker 2: Emergency inter Cuomo Governor.
Speaker 1: Cuomo somebody, somebody commented it was like, every single fucking
Speaker 1: time you say welcome back to this episode, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense because I've never been here. How are you welcoming?
Speaker 2: Should we?
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna change it.
Speaker 2: I'm not changing it?
Speaker 3: And I need thirty more comments about that to boost
Speaker 3: an algorithm.
Speaker 2: No, what was I gonna say? Darn it? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Whatever he said?
Speaker 1: Should we? Oh?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, should we introduce ourselves to every episode?
Speaker 2: Like I'm in, I'm drew, okay, But I don't know
Speaker 2: if we need to do that, because I mean, like.
Speaker 1: That's pretty bigheaded of you. There are plenty of people
Speaker 1: who come on here and they're like, I have no
Speaker 1: idea who these fu are. That's what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: pretty like like dim Like I don't even know why.
Speaker 1: I think the first episode, I said like, let's say
Speaker 1: this because it sounded good in my brain, and I
Speaker 1: didn't think about the fact that I think we said
Speaker 1: like no, I think on the first episode we said
Speaker 1: we said like welcome to Emergency Intercom, but now we
Speaker 1: say welcome to Emergency intercom. Welcome back to this episode,
Speaker 1: like welcome to Emergency Interacom. My name is enya U Mansor.
Speaker 2: And I'm Drew Phillips. Andrew for sure, my.
Speaker 1: Tits are huge. Actually I didn't even tell you this,
Speaker 1: but when I was a no, when I was in
Speaker 1: New York, I was shopping at this store and the
Speaker 1: lady who runs the brand of it was like a
Speaker 1: pop up she she said, she you weren't there, like
Speaker 1: why do you like introducted yourself, But basically she looked
Speaker 1: at my boobs and guessed my boob size, like because
Speaker 1: she's she kept being like, I used to make bras.
Speaker 1: I used to make bras, which showed in the clothing
Speaker 1: because I never Also.
Speaker 2: Let me get your boob size?
Speaker 4: Tryde are you?
Speaker 1: Are you good? I'm trying now.
Speaker 2: I choked on it. Oh my god, yeah, you say,
Speaker 2: can I try?
Speaker 1: Can I guess your boob size? I'm growing up?
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 3: I took a sip and then I started laughing at
Speaker 3: my answer because I was gonna say like thirty six
Speaker 3: f or something. It's like like insane, But no, I
Speaker 3: don't know boob sizes, like are you like a C?
Speaker 1: I wish I used to be a C.
Speaker 3: So are you a B D? I'm a D cut
Speaker 3: you're seventy No, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I said thirty four D?
Speaker 1: So yeah, because what that did you say? Thirty four?
Speaker 1: I bet them thirty six. I have a wider rib
Speaker 1: cage than people assume, but that's what she said. She
Speaker 1: looked at me and said thirty four D and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's insane for how close she was, because
Speaker 1: I've been standing in front of this woman for like
Speaker 1: three minutes and she hasn't like seen my boobs. And
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, I'm a bra maker, like I
Speaker 1: like really know boobs well. And then the brand I'm
Speaker 1: talking about is pretty The woman who runs that brand
Speaker 1: is literally one of the most interesting characters I've ever
Speaker 1: spoken to. I literally loved her. But it's a brand
Speaker 1: I've always seen bitches wear, and I'm like, I really
Speaker 1: want this shit, but I didn't think my boobs would
Speaker 1: look good in it, because you know how the old
Speaker 1: saying goes, nobody likes big tits when it comes to clothing,
Speaker 1: so I had like my doubts, but that clothing does
Speaker 1: like big tits, and that's my story. But she looked
Speaker 1: at me and gets my boob size, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's insane. And then she said the funniest thing, and
Speaker 1: she's like, and that's without squeezing or anything.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that is that's without feeling those sandbags.
Speaker 3: Shut this heavy little send bag.
Speaker 1: And that's my story. And I've been on a shopping screen.
Speaker 1: I love buying clothes.
Speaker 3: I'm still not over my like my throat is burning
Speaker 3: right now and it's in my it's in my nose,
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna have a sinus infection from that. So
Speaker 3: so I hope you guys are happy.
Speaker 1: Would they be happy? You don't have anything else to say, bitch.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say I watched or I'm like ninety
Speaker 3: five percent sure that I saw someone die in.
Speaker 2: Front of me.
Speaker 1: In my dream, I saw someone dying. It was really
Speaker 1: fucking gnarley.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wait, sorry, so sorry. I'm just like am remembering my
Speaker 1: whole dream and in my dream was fucked up.
Speaker 2: Dude, I had a fucked up dream too. I have
Speaker 2: it all written down.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get into this episode, but literally I texted
Speaker 3: the group chat right when it happened. But I was
Speaker 3: driving to go get some dinner and like I was
Speaker 3: parked at the light way the people like sell flowers,
Speaker 3: and I was going to buy some flowers. So I
Speaker 3: was like, Enya does it like she's teaching me something
Speaker 3: like this is like a really good thing to do
Speaker 3: for these people. So I was going to buy flowers,
Speaker 3: and then the fucking car at the intersection like like
Speaker 3: sped through like I'd like right in front of me,
Speaker 3: Like I thought your car was gonna get hit. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my fucking god, sped through there and
Speaker 3: like hit this other car in that that was like
Speaker 3: going to turn and like crash into the front of it,
Speaker 3: and like immediately it was like the loudest sound I've
Speaker 3: ever heard, like like screen you could hear screams from
Speaker 3: inside the car and my windows down so I could
Speaker 3: hear them. And then like immediately just smoke rose and
Speaker 3: I was like I saw like all these like men
Speaker 3: like getting out of their cars and like running over there,
Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, I'm such a pussy because
Speaker 3: like I just stayed in my car and just like
Speaker 3: looked at like watched, and like.
Speaker 2: Cop showed up whatever we were.
Speaker 3: I was stuck at the light for like ten minutes,
Speaker 3: and like it was smoking, and I was like, do
Speaker 3: I like get out of here, like is it car
Speaker 3: gonna explode? And then an ambulance showed up and like
Speaker 3: carried this like woman out of the car and she
Speaker 3: was like covered in blood and she got put on
Speaker 3: a stretcher and I don't know if she was.
Speaker 2: Dead or alive. So she follows me.
Speaker 1: You're so fucking annoying. No, the the fucking thing not
Speaker 1: being like and that was really tragic that that would
Speaker 1: happen to somebody else who has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: You making it about yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, that follows me everywhere I go. I've seen
Speaker 2: so many people.
Speaker 1: Die in Miami. There's this one street next to my
Speaker 1: house that I always was like, the jaywalking here is insane,
Speaker 1: but I never put two pieces together. It's like a
Speaker 1: five lane road, like two lanes and then a turning lane.
Speaker 1: But it is literally, I'm not kidding, that street goes
Speaker 1: a mile without any crosswalks. So that's why the jaywalking
Speaker 1: is so bad. But basically, my brother and dad saw
Speaker 1: someone who got hit by a car and her legs
Speaker 1: were broken.
Speaker 2: Damn. My aunt got run over by a bus.
Speaker 1: One Oh, I don't want to air my family out.
Speaker 1: But something happened like that that makes me seem like
Speaker 1: one of my family members hit someone. But no, sadly
Speaker 1: my oh one time, No, I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say things that are gonna embarrass my family. One
Speaker 1: time my aunt sped into a pole. She's okay, but.
Speaker 3: Me when I let the intrusive thoughts wain and they
Speaker 3: just like take over. Yeah, but my aunt got run
Speaker 3: over by a bus, and uh yeah, it was just
Speaker 3: like this family spectacle. She's fine though, and she likes
Speaker 3: she can walk.
Speaker 1: Now it's family spectacle. But before I forget my stupid
Speaker 1: fucking dream, I was like in traffic and I had
Speaker 1: to get home really quick because something bad was happening
Speaker 1: at my family's house. So I was like trying to
Speaker 1: rush to get like around this traffic. And I was
Speaker 1: in my yeah, and I was in my dad's big
Speaker 1: ass truck, and I just like kind of went off
Speaker 1: road to go around, and everyone was stopped in front
Speaker 1: of this car that had parked and there was a
Speaker 1: lady outside screaming, just like screaming, and I couldn't hear
Speaker 1: what she was saying. And everyone turned to me and
Speaker 1: was like no, like back up, like, do not come
Speaker 1: this way, And then I almost didn't listen to them
Speaker 1: to be rude, because I saw there was a space
Speaker 1: I could speed pass. I was like, oh, whatever, wait, I.
Speaker 3: Literally experienced what I experienced in real life in your dreamscape.
Speaker 1: No, because what I say next is like really really
Speaker 1: really fucked up, like and so graphic. I like went
Speaker 1: into a gas station to cut through the gas station
Speaker 1: to get onto another road, and when my car was
Speaker 1: still facing this woman, I looked and she I think
Speaker 1: had like a bomb or something on her, and she
Speaker 1: fucking just exploded, and like, like my dream was so
Speaker 1: vivid that I watched like a human like literally explode
Speaker 1: and everyone around her like was like hit with shrapnels
Speaker 1: of her bone. My god, I like was freaking out.
Speaker 1: And then I was like I don't even have time
Speaker 1: to process this because something bad, something else bad is
Speaker 1: happening in my family's house. So I had to rush home.
Speaker 1: And the bad thing happening in my family's house was
Speaker 1: this like stalker.
Speaker 2: Why am I like trying to like can't stop visual?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this person was trying to like break into my
Speaker 1: family's home. And when I got there, like the doors
Speaker 1: were unlocked, so I thought my family was murdered already,
Speaker 1: and it was a really big house and I had
Speaker 1: to run around the house trying to find my family,
Speaker 1: and I thought all of them were dead. And that
Speaker 1: was my dream last night. And then I woke up
Speaker 1: with a really dry throat.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I've been waking up with a really dry
Speaker 2: throat recently.
Speaker 1: It's because our fucking home gets to I'm not kidding
Speaker 1: sixty three degrees in the.
Speaker 2: Middle of the night, yep. And also the mold.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the mold, but I will say, you've
Speaker 1: scared me with the mold. And now I don't want
Speaker 1: to run the heater because I don't want to cook
Speaker 1: the line and.
Speaker 3: It's gonna the spores are gonna be released, and like, oh,
Speaker 3: like it's time, Like let's go.
Speaker 1: Why don't you get that mold testing kit that I
Speaker 1: sent you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to I asked for it. I asked for
Speaker 2: it for Christmas from my mom.
Speaker 3: But all right, I have to go into my notes
Speaker 3: because I have it written down, your dream, my dream dream.
Speaker 3: I just needed to get the people who were involved
Speaker 3: and just like a brief synopsis of like what was
Speaker 3: going on. Okay, So it was me you O Ryan
Speaker 3: in a fourth party that I can't remember who it
Speaker 3: was for the life of me. And I even wrote
Speaker 3: that down in the notes because I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't know who the fuck was with us, but someone
Speaker 3: else was with us, but it was us for we
Speaker 3: were eating like brunch in New York, Like we were
Speaker 3: just like we were having a late brunch in New
Speaker 3: York and like we're just sitting there like shooting the shits,
Speaker 3: Like I remember, like the conversation we were having was like
Speaker 3: actually funny, and I was like, oh, like I want
Speaker 3: to write this down.
Speaker 2: But I forgot it because I was like, actually funny shit,
Speaker 2: and I was like, why is my like sleeping brain
Speaker 2: actually hilarious too?
Speaker 3: But then like all of a sudden, we hear like
Speaker 3: these like blood curdling screeches like from behind us, and
Speaker 3: were like the loudest screams like I've ever heard in
Speaker 3: my entire life, like screeches, and like we were all
Speaker 3: immediately like wait, what the fuck is going on? Like
Speaker 3: let's go check it out. So like we all or
Speaker 3: walk around this like corner and like we see the
Speaker 3: people screaming and there's like this uh, like apartment building
Speaker 3: that was like being built that like had collapsed on
Speaker 3: onto like a couple of workers, and I was we
Speaker 3: were like, oh, like that's not that big of a deal,
Speaker 3: Like let's help these people get out. So we help
Speaker 3: these like construction workers get out. Everybody was fine, and
Speaker 3: then we keep walking. The screams are like continuing, and
Speaker 3: like as we keep walking up the street, they get
Speaker 3: louder and louder and louder, and then like we like
Speaker 3: eventually hit this point where up the street, like a
Speaker 3: sinkhole had opened up underneath like this skyscraper and it
Speaker 3: had collapsed, and like.
Speaker 2: All you could see were like dead bodies just.
Speaker 3: Flung everywhere, like they were like you know, light poles like.
Speaker 1: Like diagnosed us in the comments to be like it
Speaker 1: is not normal to have this vivid of like terrifying.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: Fucked up, Like I was like it was like the
Speaker 3: plane crash like that I had like in like one
Speaker 3: of the first episodes, but it was like so vivid,
Speaker 3: Like I could see like the smoke in the air
Speaker 3: and like you could feel it in your lungs, and
Speaker 3: like the people that like they were like parts of
Speaker 3: the building that hadn't fully collapsed, like the stairwells hadn't
Speaker 3: fully collapsed, so they were like people like at the
Speaker 3: top of those like screaming like help me, help me,
Speaker 3: My kids are down there, like literally like I could,
Speaker 3: like I retain like everybody's like conversation. There was like
Speaker 3: people like hanging from light poles and like craziest shit
Speaker 3: and just like like screens like deafening, deafening screams. And
Speaker 3: then I don't know how it ended. I don't remember
Speaker 3: at the top of my head. Oh but yeah, we
Speaker 3: like we were we were digging. We just were digging
Speaker 3: for bodies and.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then I remember like or at the end of it,
Speaker 3: like we went back to brunch and we just had
Speaker 3: a conversation. We were like this just like that just
Speaker 3: changed like the trajectory of our life forever, Like I
Speaker 3: can't believe. Yeah, but I still had our mimosas after
Speaker 3: digging up dead bodies.
Speaker 1: I've actually never like once in my life had an
Speaker 1: alcoholic drink ad brunch, neither of I Like, I don't
Speaker 1: that sounds like I've gotten day drunk once. And then
Speaker 1: I was like I want to sleep by six, so
Speaker 1: like why why would I do that?
Speaker 2: Day drunk is fun?
Speaker 1: Though maybe if I had the chance to do it
Speaker 1: right now, Like I'm like right.
Speaker 4: Now, like.
Speaker 2: Right now, let's do it.
Speaker 1: I've actually realized there are a lot of people who
Speaker 1: like like drink when filming their podcasts and like drink
Speaker 1: before and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, that's a little unhealthy.
Speaker 1: That's not I imagine you had to drink to work.
Speaker 3: I was like one of the earlier episodes, I was like,
Speaker 3: I like feel like if I just had like a
Speaker 3: shot before every podcast, like I would be like I
Speaker 3: would be good, Like I'd feel fine. I mean both
Speaker 3: of y'all were like, absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1: You said that again, like in front of me and
Speaker 1: another friend of ours, and we were both he was
Speaker 1: like no, like, no, you do not do that because
Speaker 1: I think you had had like an alcoholic drink and
Speaker 1: we were like being really funny and you were like,
Speaker 1: I should do this before we film. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't need to.
Speaker 2: Don't do all that. Don't do all that.
Speaker 1: When I live alone, I am gonna no. But the
Speaker 1: thing is I always talk about this.
Speaker 2: I like to enter my wine.
Speaker 1: I like, no, not even wine, because the thing with
Speaker 1: wine is like I liked seeing like the like other
Speaker 1: twenty five year old girls and like doing their wine thing,
Speaker 1: or like the twenty four year old like girls doing
Speaker 1: their wine thing. But like wine tastes like fucking butt.
Speaker 1: Fucking you can't convince.
Speaker 2: Me otherwise, like that truffle butter tastes like truffle butter.
Speaker 2: Butt fuck. That's a good joke. Come on, come on, man,
Speaker 2: give it to get it to come on.
Speaker 1: Just like give it to me. Yeah, yeah, chill wine
Speaker 1: tastes like butt. But I was just gonna say, like
Speaker 1: being like someone who could make like pretty drinks, I
Speaker 1: always see them to talk like those pages of someone
Speaker 1: being like, let's make this drink and they make like
Speaker 1: a really pretty drink and I'm like, whoa, but I
Speaker 1: don't want the alcohol, do you know what? And alcohol
Speaker 1: is what makes all that shit taste like that. But
Speaker 1: that's why I got that, like non alcoholic sprits.
Speaker 3: Sprints their bitter bitter bitter sp Literally, what elevates an
Speaker 3: alcoholic beverage to the next level for me every single
Speaker 3: time is if it's purple and if it has sparkles
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: And they're talking about one specific.
Speaker 3: Drink, no, that's hypnotic, but I'm talking about mixed drinks.
Speaker 2: There's this there.
Speaker 3: I've just seen it made a bunch of times where
Speaker 3: they put like mica powder. Oh you know, it's purple,
Speaker 3: and then they also add like lemon juice and then
Speaker 3: it turns blue.
Speaker 2: I'm like, come on, I'm on chemistry.
Speaker 1: Also in New York, that that one bar we want
Speaker 1: to All of those drinks are so pretty. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say the name of it because I enjoy
Speaker 1: going there.
Speaker 2: You don't want to blow the spot up.
Speaker 1: It's a really popular bar. It's not like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to give promo, but I just like
Speaker 1: I like to go there and get drunken, talk shit.
Speaker 1: And if one of you saw me there, I would
Speaker 1: actually probably tell you my business because I would be
Speaker 1: to drinks in and be like, oh yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that place has like really pretty drinks. Like I love
Speaker 1: a bar that's like pretty drinks. I can't be a
Speaker 1: part of like dive bar culture.
Speaker 3: Like dude, I've decided when I go back to Texas
Speaker 3: for Christmas.
Speaker 2: That I will.
Speaker 3: I've never I don't think I've ever been to like
Speaker 3: a dive bar before, Like legitimately, I've never been to one.
Speaker 2: So when I go back to Texas.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to the bars in my hometown,
Speaker 3: which I've never been to, and I just want to observe, like.
Speaker 1: Like I would love to go to watch, but I
Speaker 1: mean like to actually be, like, let's go out for drinks.
Speaker 1: This is where we're going, Like can it be? Me?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Could not be?
Speaker 2: For some reason? It sounds like kind of fun.
Speaker 1: It sounds fun with a group of friends when that's
Speaker 1: your intention. And if your intention is to have a
Speaker 1: key and to like be like sweet slim.
Speaker 2: Now imagine saying that sentence to a fucking pilgrim if
Speaker 2: you're if you're trying to have a key of sweet sleigh,
Speaker 2: what the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 3: I mean, I know what it means because I'm straight,
Speaker 3: but I don't know mean I'm straight.
Speaker 2: Me when it's cold outside.
Speaker 1: Burr.
Speaker 2: Per burr, it's cold? Shut buried?
Speaker 1: Why buried? Period? Shut? Also, more places need film photo booths,
Speaker 1: And that's my hot take, like because nothing you are,
Speaker 1: so listen to this nothing reeks of money grabber. Bars
Speaker 1: would make so much more money if they had a
Speaker 1: seven dollars film photo booth. Because once I get two
Speaker 1: drinks into me, I'm I'm swepting my card until I get.
Speaker 3: The thing is, every time I've ever been out with Enya,
Speaker 3: Oriyan and Alisa and there has been a film photo
Speaker 3: booth at the place we've been to, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Ninety six percent of the time we are there, they
Speaker 3: are in that fucking photo booth taking.
Speaker 1: Photos and we are serving slang and.
Speaker 2: Then I'm outside doing poppers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's your fault, you know, you're outside holding
Speaker 1: the paupers low. We're in there and I'm like, he
Speaker 1: come out and we're like service.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, please give me a hit one popper.
Speaker 1: Please don't do that shit because it probably kills brain cells.
Speaker 1: There's just not enough research on it.
Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok of this dude who did poppers
Speaker 2: in a.
Speaker 3: Hot tub and it like burnt the fuck out of
Speaker 3: his face, and I was like never Also, no, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to get into that, but like it literally
Speaker 3: fucks with your heart.
Speaker 2: But that's all I'll.
Speaker 1: Say things like that, Like there's just so many things
Speaker 1: that are like new that there aren't enough research for.
Speaker 1: Like even as small as I vapes, like we still
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is little it's not even asked, that's
Speaker 3: like the biggest thing, Like I will one thousand percent
Speaker 3: have long issues when I'm older because of like how
Speaker 3: much I vaved from like sixteen to twenty three.
Speaker 2: Like it literally will be a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I remember I looked it up because
Speaker 1: I was like, do poppers like fuck with your Like
Speaker 1: all I care about is my brain, Like if anything
Speaker 1: that's going into my body, I'm like, I just want
Speaker 1: to know if I'm about to be stupid as shit tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Like I just need to know. And I think it
Speaker 1: was like specifically heart issues.
Speaker 3: That I know if you take poppers in like viagra,
Speaker 3: cialis like your chances of like going into cardiac arrest
Speaker 3: like skyrocket, which like no one fucking knows about. And
Speaker 3: like I'm sure there's a bunch of dudes out there
Speaker 3: who like have a rectile dysfunction that takes sialis and
Speaker 3: are given like poppers and it like fucks with their
Speaker 3: heart and they're like, wait, why am I literally about
Speaker 3: to die right now?
Speaker 1: Well that's that's also a big issue with like a
Speaker 1: lot of substances, as people don't do the research and
Speaker 1: because there's no ed proper education on substances, which in
Speaker 1: my opinion, should be something you're top because like I
Speaker 1: guess like you're you're taught something as simple as like
Speaker 1: you're technically not supposed to mix alcohol with caffeine, But
Speaker 1: who the fuck listens to that? Because like if I
Speaker 1: can have a vodka tequila or I mean a tequila
Speaker 1: red bull or a vodka red Bull, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put that I have it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they need to like teach that kind of
Speaker 1: ship because it's all about what's the term. It's like
Speaker 1: it's arm reduction, Yeah, harm reduction, not like fucking being
Speaker 1: like just don't do it because.
Speaker 2: That's gonna make me do it. More like I was
Speaker 2: told that mine.
Speaker 3: I was told not to do a lot of things
Speaker 3: and I did them because I was told not to
Speaker 3: and I loved.
Speaker 1: It not do a lot of things and I didn't
Speaker 1: do a lot of things. I just I say this
Speaker 1: all the time. I genuinely am someone who I just
Speaker 1: don't have a natural in substance in general, Like I
Speaker 1: just am not like I like pretty like alcoholic drinks,
Speaker 1: but like literally because I have like monkey brain and
Speaker 1: like when I see a pretty drink, that's the only
Speaker 1: time I'm ever like I need a drink. Is if
Speaker 1: I'm at a restaurant and I see a waiter walk
Speaker 1: by with a pretty drink and I'm like, you do
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: I've never like put that together, but literally that's the
Speaker 3: only time. Like when we were out to dinner, you
Speaker 3: like saw someone else order a margarita and you were like,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm gonna get one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I saw it get brought to the
Speaker 1: table and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, wait a damn it.
Speaker 1: That looks beautiful and I know what it tastes like.
Speaker 1: And that's the only time I care about it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: monkey brain, Like I'm sure if like more substances looked
Speaker 1: pretty in my face, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like I want it and I want to picture with it. Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 3: I think I just have like a terrible view on
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a bad view, but I
Speaker 3: just literally like I'm like, okay, like why is it here?
Speaker 2: Why am I not supposed to do it?
Speaker 3: Like if it I don't know how to explain it,
Speaker 3: but like, like.
Speaker 2: Why would I not want to alter my brain chemistry
Speaker 2: for a little bit?
Speaker 3: Like if if I like, am I kind of guaranteed
Speaker 3: like to come out of it like.
Speaker 2: Fine, Like why not?
Speaker 1: You know, I think because most people have addictive personalities
Speaker 1: and you're not just walking away from it.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like I have an addictive personalit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I also like dude, I know, like
Speaker 1: I just know, I know, I know I could not.
Speaker 1: I can't do anything want to be like that was okay.
Speaker 1: I can never do that again, especially if it tastes good,
Speaker 1: Like if.
Speaker 2: It tastes good, it makes me feel good.
Speaker 1: Because I am so like addictive to things that like
Speaker 1: I am very obviously like I like certain drinks and
Speaker 1: like whether that be like a latte from a spot,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh I had that that day, and
Speaker 1: I had such a good day, I'm going to keep
Speaker 1: doing it. So imagine it was a substance that was
Speaker 1: literally making me feel like I was having the best
Speaker 1: time of my life. I'd be like, well, I know
Speaker 1: I had the best time of my life, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it again, like I'm gonna get in. But
Speaker 1: in general, I'm pretty.
Speaker 2: Lucky, Like I don't have an affinity.
Speaker 1: Have an affinity for it at all, Like I could
Speaker 1: be like drunk as fuck and like think about it
Speaker 1: and be like if it's around, if something's around, and
Speaker 1: be like maybe I would do that. But even when
Speaker 1: I'm like belliterately drunk, I'm like, oh no, I don't.
Speaker 3: The only thing that stops me of the time is
Speaker 3: like the we're being so vague like like about like
Speaker 3: substance in general, like someone's gonna assume they're like.
Speaker 1: When I'm saying substance, I mean like literally something I
Speaker 1: feel like, especially in your twenties, and like I feel
Speaker 1: like coke has kind of made a comeback.
Speaker 2: Like I literally never ever touched out in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like, like that's when I'm saying other substances.
Speaker 1: The substances I do consume are like weed and alcohol
Speaker 1: and even those like as we've said a lot of times,
Speaker 1: like it's not on like a grand scale, especially for
Speaker 1: someone our age range. We're definitely like on the lower
Speaker 1: end of use. Drew literally never does anything, and like
Speaker 1: I like I said, monkey bearing, I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: gonna taste good, like I want to now.
Speaker 2: I never do anything now, but I did do a lot.
Speaker 1: Of things and I've never done anything period.
Speaker 3: And there was a moment in my life where those
Speaker 3: things to control of me. And I don't want to
Speaker 3: get into it because it's really personal for me. But
Speaker 3: all I just want to say is just be careful. Please,
Speaker 3: just be careful.
Speaker 1: That I didn't even get here.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think I was talking about pretty drinks, pretty
Speaker 1: drinks to addiction. Yeah, so basically, yeah, we're We're just
Speaker 1: two people who also do struggle with addiction. And I
Speaker 1: think I keep that in mind and that's why I don't. Oh,
Speaker 1: we got here because we were we made a joke
Speaker 1: about poppers and then we started.
Speaker 2: Talking about how like they're kind of dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything is every what's the other fucking term that
Speaker 1: it's like it's.
Speaker 2: Good in moderation or bad in moderation.
Speaker 1: Everything is good in moderation, but also not everything because
Speaker 1: of like I don't know that I can say, like
Speaker 1: meth is good in moderation.
Speaker 2: Doctors.
Speaker 1: It's literally doctors when they give.
Speaker 3: Adderall doctors in nineteen fifty, like literally they were just
Speaker 3: like good. Yeah, like they I've seen photos of like
Speaker 3: bottles of like opium, cocaine, acetam innefit or some shit
Speaker 3: like in a cough drop or a cough syrup and
Speaker 3: like y'all were just taking that. Like and also they
Speaker 3: used to put opium in tampons. We need to bring
Speaker 3: that back for me.
Speaker 1: You are you gonna put in your butt.
Speaker 3: Exactly at my asshole? I would put a tamp a
Speaker 3: fucking opium tampon on my asshole.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Dude?
Speaker 1: It's like cotton. Do you know how difficult that would
Speaker 1: be to like get up there? It would like it
Speaker 1: would be like.
Speaker 2: You know, with the fucking dookie shooter, the little plastic shooter,
Speaker 2: you just like like pop it up there. Do you
Speaker 2: know exactly what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: No, with the doukie shooter, like you mean the tampon applicator.
Speaker 3: That it's for the butt part, right, Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 3: Something that I realized over the last like two weeks
Speaker 3: was that I love being alone.
Speaker 1: But it's such an exaggeration saying two weeks. It was
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 2: It was a long time. It was.
Speaker 1: It was like, I mean, when you're alone, time drags
Speaker 1: on like it was it was like twelve days though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I loved every second of it. I made
Speaker 3: zero efforts to reach out to people to hang out,
Speaker 3: which like is kind of unhealthy and mean of me
Speaker 3: as a friend, but also it was it was also
Speaker 3: kind of scary because I was, like, dude, when I
Speaker 3: live alone, I told any of this, like when we
Speaker 3: move out, I was like, I am genuinely like my
Speaker 3: my biggest concern is like me like reclusing away and
Speaker 3: not in like an almost like in an unhealthy way,
Speaker 3: like more of like like just like pulling back from
Speaker 3: every person in my life.
Speaker 2: And I literally did that for like twelve days.
Speaker 1: Well, but it's really different because I think about like
Speaker 1: last summer. Granted it was like during like COVID, but
Speaker 1: our like close friend group was still seeing each other,
Speaker 1: Like I was still seeing Oriyan and like Alisa, like
Speaker 1: I still like had like those people to see. But
Speaker 1: when you and Josh were gone, and I spent like
Speaker 1: a lot of last summer alone, and that was like
Speaker 1: you went to Texas for like two weeks at a
Speaker 1: time sometimes and I would straight up to be alone, bitch.
Speaker 1: I did not reach out to fucking anyone. I stayed home.
Speaker 1: But I think it's easier to do that when you
Speaker 1: live with roommates because you rarely get that time alone,
Speaker 1: so you want to like almost just like rest in that.
Speaker 1: And I feel like when you like orian's like a
Speaker 1: pretty good example. When she lived alone, she was like
Speaker 1: way more likely to like leave the house and like
Speaker 1: go find people to hang out with because it I
Speaker 1: feel like it gets kind of boring pretty fast.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I.
Speaker 3: Did not see another human being face to face for
Speaker 3: seven days. Like I did not interact with another person
Speaker 3: like in person for seven days. And that's including like
Speaker 3: like just like strangers like going like I don't think
Speaker 3: I left the house, but once I left the house once, which.
Speaker 1: Is what did you postmans all your meals?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it was. It was not It was not cool.
Speaker 2: It wasn't chill. See now, the first time I spoke
Speaker 2: to someone was the girl Airwon got shared air.
Speaker 1: One My time alone slaves because then I'm like I'm bored.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ride my bike and like do all
Speaker 1: these like healthy things and like cook all my food
Speaker 1: and like ride my bike to like Airwan and like
Speaker 1: get my groceries.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: I will say I got so much work done, Like
Speaker 3: like I recorded two videos, I recorded two brand deals.
Speaker 3: I edited those two videos, and then I finished this
Speaker 3: other project that I'm working on, like literally just completely
Speaker 3: like isolated and worked a bunch.
Speaker 1: For that reason, I'm also so excited to live alone
Speaker 1: because I have a hard time doing shit in the
Speaker 1: house when we like when you and Josh are here,
Speaker 1: because I'm like way more tempted to go and like
Speaker 1: talk and shoot shit with y'all instead of like staying
Speaker 1: my ass in my room and getting my work done.
Speaker 1: And yeah, when I was like alone, I usually got
Speaker 1: oh yeah, the last time you left and I was alone,
Speaker 1: that's when I like uploaded my two YouTube videos and
Speaker 1: edited like three videos in a row because I was
Speaker 1: just like alone and had nothing to do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, I just like realized, like I fully am like
Speaker 3: a homebody, like I could like Christian. I told Christian
Speaker 3: I didn't leave the house for a week, and he
Speaker 3: was like, it's like that guy who like got sick
Speaker 3: and stayed in bed, and then he really liked the
Speaker 3: feeling of being in bed, so he stayed in bed
Speaker 3: for the rest of his life. I don't know his
Speaker 3: fucking name, but he like mentioned the name, and I
Speaker 3: was like, no, I literally am that person, Like I
Speaker 3: like the way I felt that home, Like I'm gonna stay.
Speaker 2: Here for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: I love socializing, love love, love it. But I will
Speaker 1: say I want to be alone for a few days,
Speaker 1: so fucking bad. But I know I can't get that
Speaker 1: because I have to like leave back to Miami soon
Speaker 1: and there's no such thing as alone time when I'm
Speaker 1: around my family or in Miami, and we have like
Speaker 1: work to do here, so I don't get to be alone,
Speaker 1: and I like need it, so fucking bad.
Speaker 2: Go get a hotel room this weekend.
Speaker 1: No. I thought about doing that, but then I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to, like one, spend that money and
Speaker 1: then two like I have to do things. But I
Speaker 1: guess maybe I could do it because I have to
Speaker 1: like edit and be alone. I'll figure it out. My
Speaker 1: life is a sleigh and I'll figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Speaking of traveling, though, I wanted to touch on the
Speaker 1: fact that people do not know how to act in airports.
Speaker 1: Once humans entern airport, I'm genuinely so sure their brain
Speaker 1: turns off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all rules go out the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all common sense fully goes out the window. Like,
Speaker 1: of course, I'm very aware that a lot of people
Speaker 1: who are entering the airport it might be their first
Speaker 1: time traveling, so maybe it's also like a defect as
Speaker 1: like kind of a VET in traveling, where like I
Speaker 1: know what to do, Like I get there an hour
Speaker 1: before my flight departs, I throw my bag on the
Speaker 1: fucking tray because I check it in, drop my bag off,
Speaker 1: go through TSA. Why the fuck are you wearing like
Speaker 1: eight layers to go through TSA?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, why are And oh dude, the people who
Speaker 3: wear no socks like they wear sandals, they are bear feet.
Speaker 3: I'm like, girl, you have foot fungus. Now, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: Like it literally irks the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out of me. And I'm like, you're ruining it for
Speaker 2: me as well.
Speaker 3: Like you I have to put my feet on that time,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you got foot fungers.
Speaker 1: And also just like people take so long to get
Speaker 1: their shit out of their bag, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, also, one thing that pisses me off that people do.
Speaker 3: It's like the same like idea of like putting your
Speaker 3: shopping crate, uh or like putting like cleaning up after
Speaker 3: yourself at a restaurant. Like something that people do at
Speaker 3: the fucking airport is they leave their goddamn trays on
Speaker 3: the TSA machine. And I'm like, why is it so
Speaker 3: fucking hard for you to pick up your tray and
Speaker 3: just put it where it's supposed to go. It's literally
Speaker 3: like three feet Also.
Speaker 1: The system is set up to be done like that.
Speaker 1: Why are you fucking it up? My shit is coming
Speaker 1: out of the X ray machine and like all of it's.
Speaker 2: Starting to.
Speaker 1: Like like peaky, yeah, like peaking, and I have to
Speaker 1: sit there and slam all the train.
Speaker 3: My jacket's getting hooked in the fucking roller bars and
Speaker 3: I have to like pull it up because it's and
Speaker 3: it's ripping in the fucking shreds because y'all are getting
Speaker 3: dressed literally at the whatever way.
Speaker 1: I will say, I am someone who throws my shoes
Speaker 1: on there, but like my system is flawless, Like I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Like no one has ever looked at me at the airport.
Speaker 1: I've been like, this bitch is taking too long because
Speaker 1: you would like I went to JFK the other day
Speaker 1: and it was the most packed I've ever seen it.
Speaker 1: Once one I like slay the day away because I
Speaker 1: just paid fifteen extra dollars to go through the like
Speaker 1: speedy thing. So that was a syrup. And even as
Speaker 1: long as the line was, it took me like five
Speaker 1: minutes to get through TSA because I'm a fucking genius.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing. Get the fuck out of
Speaker 1: my way. There needs to be like like a first
Speaker 1: timers TSA, so like y'all can go there and like
Speaker 1: experience the like and like figure it out, and like
Speaker 1: I can hurry the fuck up because I want to
Speaker 1: go to Starbucks before my flight, and like I have
Speaker 1: all of this timed out perfectly.
Speaker 3: And also people like lying up for the fucking plane.
Speaker 1: You paid for your seat, you will, you.
Speaker 2: Will get on, you will get on there, you will.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna take your seat, like people love to
Speaker 1: like fucking bum rush the lines to boarding, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're making this annoying because now we're all just gonna
Speaker 1: have to stand on the.
Speaker 3: Tarmac or on the That's where omicron virus was born,
Speaker 3: was literally in the fucking airplane hordes before getting on
Speaker 3: the airplane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get why people do that. And then
Speaker 1: Drew was like, it's because people don't want to check
Speaker 1: their bag. But I'm like, ye, who fucking cares, Like
Speaker 1: are you getting off the plane and.
Speaker 2: Then right into you experienced it firsthand.
Speaker 1: But that would have that like that's different though, because
Speaker 1: I fully, I fully check my back every time, but
Speaker 1: also like that's a rare occurrence that it takes your
Speaker 1: bag that long to get off of the carousel. Most
Speaker 1: of the time it takes you like five minutes to
Speaker 1: get your bag, like five to fifteen minutes. And think
Speaker 1: about this, maybe don't pack like a psychopath when you
Speaker 1: only have a carry on.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking last night and I wrote it down,
Speaker 3: is why am I not seasonally depressed yet?
Speaker 2: Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: Do you feel good?
Speaker 2: Or yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel fucking awesome. I feel like the best I've
Speaker 3: felt in a very long time.
Speaker 5: But like.
Speaker 2: Why something has coming?
Speaker 3: That's also something I realized is something is coming, Like
Speaker 3: I don't know what is coming, but something big is
Speaker 3: about to happen, not with me, with the world, something big.
Speaker 1: Every influencer who got a manager and immediately starts talking like.
Speaker 2: That big things coming.
Speaker 3: No, I mean like like devastating, like something is coming.
Speaker 1: It's not over yet.
Speaker 3: Well no, I'm saying COVID two point zero like something
Speaker 3: on that scale. No, no, no, on that scale, like something
Speaker 3: is coming, like reality shifting, like something is happening, and
Speaker 3: mark my words, mark my fucking words.
Speaker 1: You're fucking pissing me off because you're doing the same
Speaker 1: thing you do when you're like an earthquake is bound
Speaker 1: to happen, you're just.
Speaker 2: Saying shit, Also, an earthquake is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Fifty fifty, So there's a fifty percent chance that you're
Speaker 1: like right, But it's not even being right because it's
Speaker 1: like me saying, like, trust me on this, trust me.
Speaker 2: You hate to see a pretty girl win.
Speaker 3: You hate to say you hate to see me confident
Speaker 3: in myself.
Speaker 1: You know there's something.
Speaker 2: Inside You're not.
Speaker 1: Even being confident in yourself. You're like projecting devastation onto
Speaker 1: the world because you want sadness for you do that.
Speaker 2: Doude. Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 3: When I was like the most depressed I've ever been
Speaker 3: in like twenty twenty, I was, I was like constantly
Speaker 3: saying like, like right before that, I was like I
Speaker 3: am craving chaos, like I need like chaos in my life,
Speaker 3: Like it's too like chilling.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, you're fucking bad now. Look you're
Speaker 1: projecting it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just saying something something big is about to happen.
Speaker 1: No, something amazing is going to happen. And that's the
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: I literally read it. Something is coming.
Speaker 1: Wait, I want to read my dude, my fucking notes
Speaker 1: app ship that I was like, I have to say
Speaker 1: this on the podcast is like, actually.
Speaker 2: Dumb, something is coming.
Speaker 1: I said. Tap water tastes really good, especially from New York.
Speaker 2: Welcome, No no Club.
Speaker 1: Tapwater from New York and Miami tastes so much better
Speaker 1: than la I switched to water tastes.
Speaker 2: Like fucking bottle is exactly that tastes.
Speaker 1: Actually, it doesn't even taste like balls. It tastes like
Speaker 1: borderline nothingness in like a very like scary way. Like
Speaker 1: it tastes like it tastes like I know there's something
Speaker 1: bad in here, but.
Speaker 2: I just kept taste like fucking roach legs in And
Speaker 2: then New York.
Speaker 1: Tap water tastes like nickel and dimes, and that's my
Speaker 1: favorite taste of water.
Speaker 3: So white people, after it rains, I'm on the sorry
Speaker 3: look because y'all, I know y'all taste good.
Speaker 1: Bottled water for restaurants is a scam because they literally
Speaker 1: be making the food with tap water. Anyway, Like, why
Speaker 1: am I gonna pay at like a pasta restaurant? Why
Speaker 1: am I gonna pay, Like.
Speaker 2: Just serve me the pasta water?
Speaker 1: Why am I pay for bottled water? Mich you cooked
Speaker 1: my food in the tap water, so I'm paying the
Speaker 1: same price, Like why why are you like trying to
Speaker 1: sell me bottled water?
Speaker 2: I just don't like I have so much money, I
Speaker 2: don't even care.
Speaker 1: I hate. I can't stay when fucking waiters like still
Speaker 1: are or sparkling. You're not fucking slip tap.
Speaker 3: Give me the tap tap water, run me the tapwater.
Speaker 3: But no, I switched up recently. I literally like in
Speaker 3: my last video, I said it. I was like, after
Speaker 3: our conversation with missus girl, I was like, wait, maybe
Speaker 3: there are heavy metals in the Los Angeles tap water, Emma,
Speaker 3: and she I was like, maybe there are heavy metals
Speaker 3: in the tap water. And I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: stop drinking tapwater. But I have been consumpated since I
Speaker 3: stopped drinking tapwater, so I'm going back.
Speaker 1: I just like I like the taste of like whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck they be putting in filters, like a fresh
Speaker 1: filter taste, especially when you're supposed to rinse it and
Speaker 1: you don't rinse it. Whatever the fuck that is. I
Speaker 1: like it, Like they're like, oh, make sure you rinse
Speaker 1: your brit of ribbon and arson. Also, this one's like
Speaker 1: just really sad. But I'll say the one that's not
Speaker 1: that Before I said, I don't understand inflation, but I
Speaker 1: remember when bags of chips went from twenty five cents
Speaker 1: to fifty cents and now they're like a dollar. What
Speaker 1: the fuck damn? Like, is that not insane?
Speaker 2: Because and the serving is getting smaller.
Speaker 1: It's smaller, yeah, and also curious. Really sometimes we like,
Speaker 1: look so dumb, he's just serving. It is getting smaller
Speaker 1: and the price is going up.
Speaker 3: What is going on, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, figure this out, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: Somebody will ring your fucking neck if you won't figure
Speaker 1: these gas prices. If you I was gonna say, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ring his neck, but that would be like killing
Speaker 1: him because like I think if you like poked him
Speaker 1: in the chest, his heart would sup.
Speaker 3: No, He's literally made of paper, Like I swear to god,
Speaker 3: Joe Biden has made a fucking paper. Like I'm not
Speaker 3: I actually believe.
Speaker 1: That with my if you blue on him, his body
Speaker 1: would like go like this onto the floor.
Speaker 2: The skinny bitches will slip under your door, like he
Speaker 2: will sneak into our house under our doors.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess is so expensive, which is like
Speaker 1: not the craziest thing.
Speaker 3: Like I filled up and it was six six six six.
Speaker 3: Now that's a dangerous number to be playing with.
Speaker 1: We literally looked up four six this that it was
Speaker 1: a healing number. And this motherfucker wants Like the amount
Speaker 1: of sympathy and empathy you want is like unmad.
Speaker 2: I said it in the fucking last episode.
Speaker 3: It literally is probably because I didn't get enough attention
Speaker 3: as a child, which honestly is not true.
Speaker 2: Like my I think my parents gave.
Speaker 1: Me no you literally could be just something they didn't
Speaker 1: so you don't remember. I know, I bet we actors.
Speaker 3: Like I got a new baseball bad every like season,
Speaker 3: Like I think that's I got a hug from my
Speaker 3: dad once every year, Dude, I got.
Speaker 1: So much love I got. Yeah, I got like physical affection,
Speaker 1: like I like my dad was like a big like
Speaker 1: acts of service and like gifts person so like he
Speaker 1: to like like when I'm back home, I wake up
Speaker 1: and my Dad's immediately like do you want a coffee?
Speaker 1: Do you want food? Like I'm gonna cook for you,
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah blah like and that's always how
Speaker 1: he was as a kid, like to us when we
Speaker 1: were kids, and he was very like affectionate and like
Speaker 1: would hold us and like hug us and kiss us
Speaker 1: on the head and like do the whole thing. So
Speaker 1: that's why I expect way too much from people in
Speaker 1: my life now.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, where are my hug at?
Speaker 1: I'm like, where are my gifts? Bitch? And people think
Speaker 1: that's like like me being like a greedy person, but
Speaker 1: I'm like no, because I could buy myself whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck I want. I want you to be at Walgreens
Speaker 1: and see something stupid and be like, oh and yeah
Speaker 1: for you, So why the fuck aren't you buying me something?
Speaker 2: But because I'm I am getting I'm literally inside all day.
Speaker 1: I am getting to the point where I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want expensive gifts from people. I'm saying, I'm like why,
Speaker 1: like why can't I get that? Like I think I
Speaker 1: deserve it?
Speaker 3: Like fuck, what was like I was going to say something, Oh,
Speaker 3: this is a I don't even think this is a
Speaker 3: crazy take, but like the hyper sexualization of like Kai
Speaker 3: immediately of just like small human things like like hold
Speaker 3: my hand.
Speaker 2: Why is this sexualized?
Speaker 1: Like, well, because people aren't taught to like give physical affection,
Speaker 1: and then that's why they get into relationships and have
Speaker 1: a hard time.
Speaker 2: They hold their hands for the first time and they
Speaker 2: feel it in their wiener tip.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that's like a normal thing for
Speaker 1: like kids, but like there is like a big there's
Speaker 1: a big lacking of.
Speaker 3: I should be able to physical I was about to say,
Speaker 3: I should be able to hold Kai's hand in public
Speaker 3: and like it not be like oh, well, I think.
Speaker 1: That's probably why every one also like sorry, I cut
Speaker 1: you off.
Speaker 3: It should not just be like, oh, like are they gay?
Speaker 3: Like why are they holding hands? Like it should just
Speaker 3: be able to be like, oh, they're like homies.
Speaker 1: That is what I think when I see that, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we are they being fucking gay? Right now? You're twisting
Speaker 1: my race.
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna make you limp wristed.
Speaker 3: Oh fucking god.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well I guess that's I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: That's also why everyone like thinks everyone in our group
Speaker 1: is fucking But also all we do is talk about
Speaker 1: having sex with each other, like everyone in our group
Speaker 1: and like I think that's so funny. Like the basis
Speaker 1: of humor for our friend group is sex joke, fart joke,
Speaker 1: and those are just like really easy to be, Like
Speaker 1: go into the group chat when you have nothing to
Speaker 1: say and be like, so, who's gonna have sex with
Speaker 1: me right now? Like if you looked up sex in
Speaker 1: our phones, I'm sure the only text they are from.
Speaker 3: Out of nowhere, like three days ago, is like, so
Speaker 3: when are you gonna let me hit?
Speaker 2: And like Mason does the same thing, and I like
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: Back to them because it's like hilarious, it's fucking funny.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we are like a big group of like
Speaker 1: platonic like physical affection people because it should be normalized
Speaker 1: because then, I think I've said this before on the podcast.
Speaker 1: You have to normalize physical affection and like not intimate connections,
Speaker 1: but like yeah, because like emotional connections are very intimate.
Speaker 1: You have to normalize that in your platonic relationships so
Speaker 1: that you don't go seeking it in romantic relationships out
Speaker 1: of necessity or want, and then that skews the whole
Speaker 1: reason why you're in that relationship, because relationships are about partnership,
Speaker 1: not just about physical and intimate touch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, brave of us to assume they have friends.
Speaker 1: If you don't have friends, you're probably like fifteen, and
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have fucking friends. You're like, you have no
Speaker 1: idea who you are. No, I'm talking about myself though.
Speaker 2: Oh this is a good one.
Speaker 4: Um.
Speaker 3: So I have an idea to scam anti vaxxers. Okay,
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna like say that I invented this device
Speaker 3: that sucks out the vaccine out of your blood so
Speaker 3: like and literally all it is is like one of
Speaker 3: the those like electric sticks that like you know what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about, like that they use on the face.
Speaker 3: And shit, I'm gonna say that it's sucking out the
Speaker 3: vaccine particles so they can claim that they're pure blood again.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna that.
Speaker 1: Actually would be so good because you know, all you
Speaker 1: need for that infographic to work on them is a
Speaker 1: really poorly rendered three D like video of like a
Speaker 1: vaccine like like like going through a bloodstream and like
Speaker 1: going into.
Speaker 3: The electricity or the plasma provided by the ray the
Speaker 3: vibration exactly just like really and honestly, I'm kind of
Speaker 3: genius for that, and I think I'm gonna do you think.
Speaker 1: Every single thing that comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: Is like genius.
Speaker 3: I mean, y'all tell me you you guys be the
Speaker 3: fucking judge.
Speaker 2: Am I smart for wanting to.
Speaker 1: See you to like the people who you just said
Speaker 1: you probably don't have friends and now you're like and
Speaker 1: you tell me. Also, someone told me that I like
Speaker 1: talk way too fucking much on the podcast, and it
Speaker 1: literally made me so upset. That's a big insecurity of
Speaker 1: mine is that I feel like in my friendships or
Speaker 1: just in general, I'm always talking way more than the
Speaker 1: person next to me.
Speaker 3: I've literally never once felt that. But something that I
Speaker 3: have felt is that they need to drop.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I can't even say this because it's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: It's literally no, it's stupid.
Speaker 1: I won't give you silence. I won't give you silence.
Speaker 1: D I'll laugh.
Speaker 2: I'm insecure. No, I'm insecure.
Speaker 1: Just smile it off. Also, this was like the really fun.
Speaker 2: When are they dropping penis too? There?
Speaker 3: I said it, free the penis. I said that in
Speaker 3: one episode, free the penis. Okay, why can't we free
Speaker 3: the nipple? But we can't free the penis because.
Speaker 1: Dick's are fucking ugly like every every person who or
Speaker 1: at least.
Speaker 2: I'm a big supporter of free the nipple.
Speaker 6: By the way, Okay, I was gonna say something that
Speaker 6: I like, took it back because I know one of you,
Speaker 6: but just gonna be like, it's like that girl who
Speaker 6: was like, girl, that's not an ick, You're a lesbian,
Speaker 6: but this is how I feel about everybody's body, like
Speaker 6: for the most part.
Speaker 1: Like that's a lie though, because I find like women
Speaker 1: like I'm like, yes, naked woman, like the amount of
Speaker 1: like picture books.
Speaker 3: The last twenty three episodes of this podcast has been
Speaker 3: in your like discovering her sexual album.
Speaker 1: No, it has been. It has been me defending my straightness.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am straight, Like I go after and
Speaker 1: I love men, And do I find them attracted outside
Speaker 1: of a relationship. No, but that's okay, and that's normal
Speaker 1: to like find them absolutely repulsive until you're dating them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Because I was gonna say, like, everybody finds dick's gross
Speaker 1: until they're attracted or into the person. But then I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think, like, as a straight woman,
Speaker 1: that would be a lie because I've I find penis
Speaker 1: is very.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, lovely, They're pretty.
Speaker 1: They're so fucking ugly, like there so discussing.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 2: Vaginas are scary.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like.
Speaker 2: They are like prettier though.
Speaker 1: They're pretty, they're literally packaged up in a little like
Speaker 1: like like COUCHI is packaged up. You get to unwrap
Speaker 1: the gift, like, oh my god, I did like you
Speaker 1: like you're literally like you're invading my invading my personal
Speaker 1: space or I'm freaking out, get away until I like
Speaker 1: the person. When I like the person, I'm like, give
Speaker 1: it to me, about to like I'm about to like
Speaker 1: first we feast like that's my boy when I know
Speaker 1: the man. But before I know the man, it's literally
Speaker 1: the worst thing I've ever seen. Also, I don't find
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, wait wait, we had to tell the story.
Speaker 1: Now you know what I'm talking about. Devin just talks
Speaker 1: to us. That was our reaction.
Speaker 2: I literally guess.
Speaker 1: One time Devin for the first time sent us an
Speaker 1: audio message of me and you were driving and we
Speaker 1: genuinely go we off like us out and then we
Speaker 1: listened we are in love with in the midst of
Speaker 1: my like, like I'm straight do I gasp? When Devin
Speaker 1: Lee Carlson interact with me.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's it's more of a maternal thing for me.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, I want her to like tell me
Speaker 2: it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: You to hold me. I literally I wish I could
Speaker 1: trink myself down and Devon could carry me like this on.
Speaker 5: Her lap and then maybe breastfeade. I'm kidding, I'm saying
Speaker 5: this like we're not friends.
Speaker 1: No, it's okay, she would, she would, she would laugh
Speaker 1: at it.
Speaker 2: Even maybe she would laugh at it.
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert foreshadowing. But yeah, so basic.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is, I'm like, straight, real shit, Okay,
Speaker 3: I just have one.
Speaker 2: I just have one that says Elliott Smith.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't get down with Elliott Smith.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, like, yeah, this is a good one.
Speaker 3: And it kind of piggybacks off that I have done
Speaker 3: a really good job at avoiding my triggers, one of
Speaker 3: them being space. Anything involving space anymore, like I literally
Speaker 3: cannot do I cannot do it.
Speaker 2: I can't. It freaks me the fuck out.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish I could get as like my
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 3: Gee, I'm thinking about it inspiring internally.
Speaker 1: Like my idea of like being existential is like realizing
Speaker 1: that like everyone I like, Okay, this is your existential
Speaker 1: is like I mean nothing, and like my world is
Speaker 1: so small blah blah blah blah. But see I've like
Speaker 1: perfected monkey brain that I don't fucking care. Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I am here to buy my little things and do
Speaker 1: my little things and love the people I love. But
Speaker 1: what makes me existential is like knowing that one day,
Speaker 1: like I will feel like the extreme despair of like
Speaker 1: losing the people I love the most, because this is
Speaker 1: my like despair And next essential thing that I wrote
Speaker 1: in the middle, like so I said the twenty five
Speaker 1: cents thing and then I said, there's so much suffering
Speaker 1: in the human experience. The fact that one of us
Speaker 1: will inevitably have to endure the experience of losing one
Speaker 1: another is terrifying. Not me, And then I said, TSA
Speaker 1: is fake like real real.
Speaker 2: But no, literally, just when I think about outer space,
Speaker 2: it literally it freaks me the fuck out. I used
Speaker 2: to love it. I used to want to be an astronomer.
Speaker 3: M mmm, like looking up at the stars at night,
Speaker 3: Like when we're in Joshua Tree and I go outside
Speaker 3: and I look at the stars, I am actually having a.
Speaker 2: Panic attack outside because I'm like, that is not real.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm a space denier. I'll admit it first.
Speaker 3: I'm a space but I have to be. I have
Speaker 3: to be because from my own.
Speaker 1: Why is it? Because like you're like, everything is so
Speaker 1: like big, but who fucking cares? Because it has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with you. That's my whole thing. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm like, when y'all want to go to space like that.
Speaker 2: Ship that is nothing does it does? See?
Speaker 3: No, it's probably just too many psychedelics as like a
Speaker 3: developing brain child.
Speaker 2: But girl, if you think about it, we are that,
Speaker 2: we are space. That's what freaks me out.
Speaker 1: No, we're not because I'll be getting my period and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not the fucking sun in the stars.
Speaker 1: I gotta put a Diva cup in right now. And
Speaker 1: I know the sun and the stars don't have to
Speaker 1: be putting a Diva cup in their pussy like.
Speaker 3: Your stardust, whether you like it or not, your empty space.
Speaker 1: In stock not because I have a lot of thoughts.
Speaker 3: Also, you know what else freaks me out is like
Speaker 3: how much empty space everything is made of? Like this
Speaker 3: should not be solid?
Speaker 2: Why is it fucking solid? Make that makes sense.
Speaker 3: See, I guess that's the thing about that.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I'm saying, Like, who fucking cares?
Speaker 3: Like you're so like an atomic level, Like if an
Speaker 3: atom is made up of mostly empty.
Speaker 1: Space, to do is go fuck.
Speaker 2: What you need to do is on an atomic level,
Speaker 2: find some bitches.
Speaker 1: You need some bitches because you're born as fuck talking
Speaker 1: about what's in this dry wall? Bitch?
Speaker 2: Empty space? No, but like think about that, think about
Speaker 2: the antim is made.
Speaker 1: Up the craziest shit. I'm like, you want to feel
Speaker 1: it so bad and poke a hole in it?
Speaker 2: Like fuck the wall? No, think about that though, Like.
Speaker 3: What am I thinking about? And atom is made up
Speaker 3: of mostly empty space?
Speaker 1: Everything this is adam, I don't care about.
Speaker 3: And everything around you is made up of atoms. Why
Speaker 3: is anything solid?
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Can I eat it? Can
Speaker 1: I touch it? Cool? Whatever? Bye?
Speaker 2: But also something else I thought about it?
Speaker 1: Can I touch it? Can I fuck it?
Speaker 3: That's all very interesting that like you like you.
Speaker 2: Zoom all the way out of as far as we
Speaker 2: can see. Sorry, I'll shut the I need to.
Speaker 1: Hear that into this. I need to hear that into this.
Speaker 1: He saw me, look at you?
Speaker 3: You zoom out as far as you can, like as
Speaker 3: we can like observe, which you can't, and like I'm saying.
Speaker 2: As far as we can observe, kay, And like.
Speaker 3: You see like little specks everywhere, and those specs are
Speaker 3: like planets or solars or yeah, solar systems, and then
Speaker 3: I mean our galaxies and then those galaxies have solar systems,
Speaker 3: millions of solar systems in them. And then you like
Speaker 3: get into our solar system and there's like it it's
Speaker 3: unfathomably large. And then you get on Earth and it's
Speaker 3: unfathomably large, and then like you zoom down to like
Speaker 3: the molecular level, and then you kind of end up
Speaker 3: back there at like the molecular level, like like I
Speaker 3: don't know, do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: You know what it is, I've I haven't.
Speaker 3: Had enough of trillions of cells in each of those
Speaker 3: cells is like kind of like a galaxy, and then
Speaker 3: inside of each of those galaxies are like little solar
Speaker 3: systems like the mitochondria and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Bitches like me don't have time to think about that
Speaker 1: kind of shit because I'm like, is my family eating.
Speaker 2: See, that's why I can't smoke weed, because that's what
Speaker 2: I think about.
Speaker 1: What that's why I like smoking weed because my burn's
Speaker 1: already off and that ship like turbo offs it like
Speaker 1: right now, it's in sleep mode. And when I like
Speaker 1: have weed, it like fucking it's like all the little
Speaker 1: meals like go down and like shut down the power plant.
Speaker 2: I'm not ready to be diagnosed. In the comments after that, no.
Speaker 1: They're gonna No, they're gonna diagnose you with boreds need
Speaker 1: some bitches.
Speaker 2: You need some bitches disorder?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because motherfucker was about to go back to his nose.
Speaker 1: Not that.
Speaker 3: This is the part of the episode where we ask
Speaker 3: our patrons questions and you.
Speaker 1: Know they ask us questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, patrons ask us questions and we answer them, and
Speaker 3: it's only questions the patreons asking.
Speaker 1: So don't leave your fucking questions in the comments asks
Speaker 1: who's stink the most, and yeah, me.
Speaker 3: And has the stinkiest fucking shits in the world. I
Speaker 3: walk into the bathroom after she shits, and I am
Speaker 3: greeted with like heavier air and it's like I run
Speaker 3: into a fucking wall.
Speaker 1: Well, Also, the problem is you don't shit. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: maybe if you like everything you put in your body
Speaker 1: came out, your ship would stink more.
Speaker 3: Actually, it is kind of concerning because I don't know
Speaker 3: how many days it's been since that shit, Like I've
Speaker 3: lost count, and that's like dangerous, but it's it's coming.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the big thing that's coming.
Speaker 1: Can we have your pertido and cheese after this? Yes?
Speaker 1: Sounds good as and the.
Speaker 2: Tattooana Perez asks how is being how has being a
Speaker 2: troll affected your relationships?
Speaker 1: Like being like a troll by nature?
Speaker 2: If you can't handle it, get out of my fucking life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I haven't. Like I I think I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: Or does that mean romantic I'm assuming it means romantic relationships,
Speaker 1: though I think it means just in general. No, in general,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like we're pretty good at meeting someone
Speaker 1: and like testing the waters, and like we know with
Speaker 1: certain people we can amp it up and with certain
Speaker 1: people we just don't bring it there. And then I
Speaker 1: find most times we turn people out.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, we literally do.
Speaker 1: We turn bitches out.
Speaker 2: Like everything we need to be goofy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like you need to open up, like this
Speaker 1: is funny, but we were pretty lucky. We usually, no,
Speaker 1: we're not lucky. We're fucking annoying. We only attract other
Speaker 1: annoying bitches exactly.
Speaker 2: You attract what you put out there, and annoying is
Speaker 2: what we get.
Speaker 1: You are what you eat, and we eat each other.
Speaker 2: We eat each other out.
Speaker 3: Belle asks, if y'all could take credit for inventing something,
Speaker 3: what would it be?
Speaker 2: The anti vaxxer?
Speaker 1: Something that exists, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: Like saw like plants.
Speaker 1: I the first thing I thought of was like the
Speaker 1: beauty blunder for some reason, because I just know that,
Speaker 1: like that's a multi really in our fucking company. Me,
Speaker 1: that's a big assumption, that's I want to take credit for.
Speaker 2: Like q a on, I think.
Speaker 1: I'll take credit for the vaccine.
Speaker 2: Next q am, I.
Speaker 3: Q at white people?
Speaker 2: Next question?
Speaker 1: I dude, I remember my like super big disdain for
Speaker 1: white people when I first moved to l A. And
Speaker 1: then I spent like two years really trying to like
Speaker 1: reformation like put myself out like I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not Latina, Like if anybody asked, like I'm not, like
Speaker 1: I like am white, So I am am white? White?
Speaker 2: White? Wait?
Speaker 1: White? No, I love white people they're fucking they're the best.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you to ask if you were given
Speaker 2: free tickets to see James Charles.
Speaker 1: Live, which yes, are you fucking kidding? If someone gave
Speaker 1: me tickets to see The Mother, for which I would
Speaker 1: buy tickets to see that Mother and I buy VIP, I.
Speaker 2: Would shake my bear ass for tickets to James char.
Speaker 1: I want, I want him to go on tour.
Speaker 2: He's not gonna, though, James Charles gone tour, challenge or
Speaker 2: right e then media out of the week media. So
Speaker 2: with Spotify rapped, just.
Speaker 3: Rapping, I thought, you know, I'm gonna give the people
Speaker 3: a little taste of my Spotify rap because that's what
Speaker 3: I've been listening to, is my twenty twenty one Spotify playlist.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 3: I think, um, damn, but everything on here I've already
Speaker 3: fucking said.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's that's why I'm like, I can't even like talk
Speaker 1: about that because I'm.
Speaker 2: Like everything, yeah, never mind me when it's.
Speaker 1: Only gotten up like seven hundred.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna, yeah, never fucking mind on the Spotify rap.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go to my other playlist and the
Speaker 3: most recent songs is I'm God by Little b Imagen
Speaker 3: Heap sample is that Imagen Heap. I don't know the song,
Speaker 3: but is how you say the name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, as far as I bitch, I'm the worst person.
Speaker 1: Someone literally made fun of me for like something that
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know how to pronounce and
Speaker 1: they were like, the way you pronounce is literally on
Speaker 1: the cover, but it's not. It's not like on the cover.
Speaker 1: They're just talking about that little asterisk above you. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what those things mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're assuming that.
Speaker 2: You're right Pew by Arca.
Speaker 3: That fucking album is really good.
Speaker 1: I have to give Arca listen. I saw dude, I
Speaker 1: saw the clips from her fucking live show. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I wish I went. It looked so fucking fun.
Speaker 3: And then anyone else but you by the Moldy Peaches,
Speaker 3: It's a really a cute song. And then oh my
Speaker 3: fucking god, I can't believe it took me this long
Speaker 3: to one figure this show out that it existed, and
Speaker 3: two that like, I feel like not enough people at
Speaker 3: least in our like Vicinity, are talking about but the
Speaker 3: show kid Nation is single handedly the greatest reality show
Speaker 3: that's ever been aired on television, and I will stand
Speaker 3: by that plan with my entire fucking chest. It is
Speaker 3: the most.
Speaker 2: Insane shit ever.
Speaker 3: Like I cannot believe that this was one green lit
Speaker 3: and two like like it came together as well as
Speaker 3: it did. Basically, what they do, like I'll give like
Speaker 3: a brief synopsis, is they send a shit ton of
Speaker 3: children to the middle of New Mexico, the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 3: in a town with like one running water, one toilet,
Speaker 3: and it's like sixty children and no adult supervision and
Speaker 3: they have to build a fucking city and like make
Speaker 3: it work. It's fucking insane. And I was like when
Speaker 3: Lucas and Joshua pitching it to me, I was like, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: there's no way. There's not adults supervision. No, And they
Speaker 3: make it extra fucking hard on these kids, like they
Speaker 3: they make them like walk half a mile to get
Speaker 3: their water for this show, Like it's fucking insane, and
Speaker 3: then their water pipes like freeze halfway through, so they
Speaker 3: just don't have clean water.
Speaker 2: It's fucking insane and you should just watch it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds like bad.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's the thing is, it's like the worst
Speaker 3: thing ever made. It had one season and everybody was like, dude,
Speaker 3: this is gnarly because like, also you see the kids
Speaker 3: on there, like they're like I just missed my parents.
Speaker 2: And they're eight years old. They're like they're like eight
Speaker 2: to like fourteen. It's fucking absurd. This one girl has
Speaker 2: her birthday. She's the best character.
Speaker 3: She has her birthday on there, and it's really sad,
Speaker 3: but something good happens to her.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, pic my show Media or like visual Media
Speaker 1: is pen fifteen best show in the world. How To
Speaker 1: with John Wilson also another really good fucking show. And
Speaker 1: then my audio is Mystified by Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 2: But it's not though, that's like not yours.
Speaker 3: So like I don't understand, like you're saying that.
Speaker 1: I want to fucking slap you how much I feel
Speaker 1: by Ambrosia and Girls Girls Girls by jay Z, which.
Speaker 2: I feel like I said last time, Yeah you said
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: Oopsie fine enjoyed the silence by the pitch mode, the pitchy,
Speaker 1: the pitch whatever, fuck you And that's it.
Speaker 2: That's the episode. Subscribe to the Patreon for extra content.
Speaker 3: Peace and love, unity and respect, plur bye her burd