Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Nickki Glaser podcas Here's Nicky.
Speaker 1: Hello, Here I am, It's Nicky Glazer, this Nicky Glazer Podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to it. I'm joined by Noah and Arizona, Brian
Speaker 1: Franjie in Los Angeles, California, and Anya Marina back in Kingston,
Speaker 1: New York. But I was with her in Chicago yesterday
Speaker 1: for a Taylor Swift weekend, which we will talk about
Speaker 1: later on the show. But I just want to start
Speaker 1: off by saying that I we only have like an hour,
Speaker 1: and I didn't like a window to do this show,
Speaker 1: and I didn't do my makeup for it, and I
Speaker 1: was going to be late, and usually it's fine to
Speaker 1: be late, but I was like, I'll just do my
Speaker 1: makeup on air, because like sometimes that's interesting to people,
Speaker 1: and I might drive people to our YouTube to be like,
Speaker 1: let's see what she does, you know.
Speaker 3: Incredibly popular like TikTok thing to do is just to
Speaker 3: be doing your makeup while talking about whatever bullshit.
Speaker 1: Get ready with me? And this is get ready with
Speaker 1: me on the show that I'm supposed to be ready for.
Speaker 1: This is an unprofessional like I'm late, get ready with me?
Speaker 1: So this is like, but I'm actually gonna do it
Speaker 1: casually while we just talk. And I think I can
Speaker 1: do it because I get some of my best thinking
Speaker 1: done while I'm doing my makeup. It's so mindless for me.
Speaker 1: Do you agree Anya and Noah with doing makeup? It's
Speaker 1: like meditative and you never do my makeup long enough
Speaker 1: to even have a thought. No, that's not true. You
Speaker 1: have good makeup. You just good eyes sometimes like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a good eye. And on your makeups quick too.
Speaker 1: You don't wear much makeup, right.
Speaker 4: I don't wear a lot, but it's all so annoying
Speaker 4: the whole process. I'm like, sometimes I do this thing
Speaker 4: where I will talk as if I'm doing a video
Speaker 4: and educational video, so that I can be less bored
Speaker 4: and annoyed.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, here's what you're gonna do. It's so easy.
Speaker 1: You just put on a little cover up right here.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to get these under eyes. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: So quick shading so much more enjoyable time. If you
Speaker 1: pretend you're performing, if you're a performer, yeah, just do
Speaker 1: you kind of tap into that. Yeah, the shaft we
Speaker 1: have the same thought.
Speaker 3: God, that's incredible. I thought the first time that's happened, that.
Speaker 1: We uh because are a slight delay for me, and
Speaker 1: it's still it matched at the same time it was perfect.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just feel like I had this realization
Speaker 1: that day I was doing my makeup. I was like,
Speaker 1: piling it on. I go, this is like drag Queen
Speaker 1: levels of makeup, which is fun to do, but it
Speaker 1: is it's reminiscent of drag Queen and sometimes I look
Speaker 1: like it like there's this photo shoot shoot that I
Speaker 1: did and there's a picture coming out from it and
Speaker 1: it looks like drag. It looks like a really good dress.
Speaker 1: And so I realized, the more makeup you use, the
Speaker 1: more like it's you're supposed to look like you're such
Speaker 1: you're such a girl if you we wear makeup, but
Speaker 1: it's like the least girls thing to do, because it's
Speaker 1: really like, please, don't think I'm a man, Like you're
Speaker 1: so worried? Do you know? Is there something there? I
Speaker 1: was thinking like that could be a joke, because I
Speaker 1: feel like make the less makeup you wear, the more
Speaker 1: secure you're with you're like my face, girl face. But
Speaker 1: like I have to pilot on and like dry on
Speaker 1: eyelashes and like winged eyeliner and like Rosie cheeks to
Speaker 1: be like, please don't think of a man like just
Speaker 1: worried covering up my stubble.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So like the more makeup, the more like you might
Speaker 1: look like a man. And that's fine. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: that's a look. Sometimes I'm like very into that look.
Speaker 3: But things are changing to you. I remember back when
Speaker 3: I when I was growing up, it was like a
Speaker 3: big deal if a man wore eyeliner, likes Robert Pattinson
Speaker 3: wearing eyeliner and this, oh yeah, like stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Get you grew up like ten years ago, is.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, is Jack Harlowe wearing you know?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I nowadays, especially the young kids, they're all wearing whatever
Speaker 3: the fuck they want at all times. I mean, I've
Speaker 3: seen you know what, boys with makeup but nail polish.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. No one's making fun.
Speaker 1: Of them, and it's like kind of hot. No, I
Speaker 1: mean no, they're some people are. I mean, I've been
Speaker 1: in circles where they're getting made fun of and I
Speaker 1: do not partake, but I I listen, and I've noticed it. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're still getting kind of called out for being like
Speaker 1: you just want attention kind of which is like, fine,
Speaker 1: don't we all? But what I was gonna say about
Speaker 1: makeup was on our the show that you worked with
Speaker 1: me on, Brian, there was a person that a man
Speaker 1: who worked on that show, and I was so proud
Speaker 1: of him because he wore cover up over some zits
Speaker 1: he had and I knew it because I'm a girl
Speaker 1: and I can see it, but men don't even fucking notice.
Speaker 1: So like women might think he wears makeup, I don't
Speaker 1: know how I would feel about him, like romantic partnerly,
Speaker 1: but as someone who is like my friend, I was like,
Speaker 1: good for him. He looks better with it. He didn't
Speaker 1: know what to apply it yet, Like he's in eighth grade.
Speaker 1: He just started using it, so it's like eighth grade
Speaker 1: levels of girl, or like ninth grade. I don't know
Speaker 1: when I started wearing makeup in like actually college but
Speaker 1: really in my late twenties. But when did you guys
Speaker 1: start wearing makeup? Probably seventh grade.
Speaker 4: I remember a blue eyeliner was a thing, and then
Speaker 4: blue eyes mascara was a thing that was I think
Speaker 4: my very first China was my best friend, and she
Speaker 4: wore a blue eyeliner, and I was not a spring friend.
Speaker 1: China was my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: That was off key, but yeah, I just wanted to
Speaker 4: be her even though she's a what is it a springer?
Speaker 4: A summer what's the one that like an aryan Nikki
Speaker 4: Glazer type person is? I'm whatever that is not? I
Speaker 4: have hazel eyes and like I don't look good in
Speaker 4: like pinks.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what crazy pink?
Speaker 4: And it looks like a fall, a winter and a
Speaker 4: spring prob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know this what you're like, anan one?
Speaker 1: What does that mean that? I think the word arian
Speaker 1: is like bad. It's like hurting my ears in a
Speaker 1: psychological west. Doesn't sound like kind of it's Hilary, ye.
Speaker 3: Aren't you? You're a hitler youth skin.
Speaker 1: You're not an Arian but a spring My skin is
Speaker 1: a Nazi. It's Nazi skin, but you're not. You're only
Speaker 1: announci on the outside.
Speaker 4: I don't even think they use that anymore, do they
Speaker 4: spring summer skin tone?
Speaker 1: This is the first I'm hearing of it, so I
Speaker 1: don't think so. But I mean maybe I've heard of
Speaker 1: it with eyeshadows. Never heard that before. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 5: Maybe either, Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never heard of. But I don't wear makeups,
Speaker 3: but I know.
Speaker 1: The shapes of your body. Oh yeah, that's nice. That's
Speaker 1: where I get it from an alta. Yeah, I uh,
Speaker 1: we got to talk about this weekend. We did Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift in Chicago with and Anya was there, my mom.
Speaker 1: I went two nights, one with uh, my boyfriend and
Speaker 1: his sister Khaki and his sister in law Emma, and
Speaker 1: my mom and me and I got these tickets very
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can say from who, but
Speaker 1: as a place I love that. If I can say who,
Speaker 1: I will say it because it was so generous of them.
Speaker 1: And I got these tickets because I've paid. By the way,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not paying anymore for Taylor Swift tickets.
Speaker 1: I just can't. I've done it. This is I kind
Speaker 1: of lost count and that's like sounds like I'm bragging.
Speaker 1: I would really be annoyed with myself today. On the plane,
Speaker 1: I was like counting. It reminded me of when I
Speaker 1: was like trying to remember how many guys I had
Speaker 1: had sex with in Like I was like, I know
Speaker 1: there was one more, there was one that like it
Speaker 1: was Oh, I was sitting like I was sorry to count,
Speaker 1: but I think it was the sixth or seventh, and yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was spectacular because the first night with Chris
Speaker 1: and his family and my mom was your dad, They said,
Speaker 1: uh no, I invited him, but he turned it down.
Speaker 1: And I also invited him to go see Dave Matthews
Speaker 1: with me this week, and he turned it down, as
Speaker 1: did my brother in law, as did my sister, like
Speaker 1: as did everyone. But sorry, sorry Dave. People aren't willing
Speaker 1: to rearrange their life to go see you. But it's
Speaker 1: so anyway. Yeah, so we Saturday night. It's said on
Speaker 1: our tickets when we pick them up at the box office,
Speaker 1: which I didn't have access to them before we get
Speaker 1: to the show, so I had no idea that I
Speaker 1: was going to even get these tickets because it was
Speaker 1: kind of I got the other ones for Sunday right
Speaker 1: away and the same people were given me them, so
Speaker 1: I was like, what's gonna happen? Was Saturday? So I
Speaker 1: go to the box office a throw which on the floor.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy with that. I've been first, I've been third,
Speaker 1: I've been seventh, I've been like fourteenth, and like eight
Speaker 1: is perfect or I haven't been said seventh, So eight,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, it's gonna be the perfect spot.
Speaker 1: One was too close, Uh, three was three was dope,
Speaker 1: but like fourteen was too far away anyway, perfect seats.
Speaker 1: And I get to the seat, I'm alone because Kaki
Speaker 1: and Emma go to get merch. My mom is doing
Speaker 1: something pan or something, and Chris is, uh getting earplugs
Speaker 1: for us. And I get there and we are not
Speaker 1: a throw baby, A throw in This section has like
Speaker 1: a dent in it because the stage juts out, so
Speaker 1: we are for front row. Eight is number one baby
Speaker 1: in this little section. We're on the side and it
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, we're row and it was
Speaker 1: I mean, it was the best front row place you
Speaker 1: could be besides the one I had with my mom
Speaker 1: where she literally sang in front of us, but it
Speaker 1: was still This had more like depth to it, so
Speaker 1: we were further away. I think they've put it further
Speaker 1: away so it's easier to see the stage at this
Speaker 1: point that they've learned that the front row can kind
Speaker 1: of not see as much. It was perfect, and she
Speaker 1: made eye contact with my camera at least I caught
Speaker 1: a little rid of it. And it was just the best.
Speaker 1: It was just such a fun show and it was
Speaker 1: nice to be able to like Chris was with me, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, he made a hilarious shirt where he
Speaker 1: it says Taylor Swift on it and then it's all
Speaker 1: pictures of me. But if you don't, if you look quick,
Speaker 1: you can't really tell, like you have to kind of
Speaker 1: like you go, wait, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And that's exactly what I did. When I saw the
Speaker 3: picture on Instagram, I was like, wait, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll post it because I posted a whole I
Speaker 1: made a whole draft of posts I'm going to do
Speaker 1: about the weekend because I knew we were going to cover
Speaker 1: it here. So he is thinking of positive branks, he
Speaker 1: really is. It was a good problem. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a positive prank because he kept it under wraps.
Speaker 1: He like went in the other room to change and
Speaker 1: he put on his jacket and like sipped it all
Speaker 1: the way to the top, and I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: you got something in there. And then the night before
Speaker 1: he was like coming from somewhere and we were meeting
Speaker 1: up to go to dinner or something, and I go,
Speaker 1: where have you been? And he was like just working
Speaker 1: on something that's I'm like, he's always got a little
Speaker 1: scheme going, and my birthday just keeps extending, Like he
Speaker 1: keeps doing surprises for my birthday. That's like more and
Speaker 1: more nice. Yeah, he's he killed it with like the
Speaker 1: did I talk about have you done since my birthday? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: he gave me the funniest gift. He gave me a
Speaker 1: shirt of many things. He gave me that's like a
Speaker 1: long sleeved tea and it's a Succession theme And just
Speaker 1: to explain it, we have this joke. One of the
Speaker 1: funniest things I think in Succession is Connor. He's like
Speaker 1: the brother that's played by the guy who's Ferris Bueller's
Speaker 1: day off, his friend Ferris, his friend Cameron. Anyway, just
Speaker 1: to tell you who it is, he's like a dufust brother.
Speaker 1: He's running for president. He's pulling at one percent, which
Speaker 1: he's bought, and yet he's really like into his one
Speaker 1: percent and he ends up, you know, having kind of
Speaker 1: some power with it because it's not nothing, but it
Speaker 1: is nothing, and it's so funny. And at one point
Speaker 1: he's like so proud of himself because they're the one
Speaker 1: guy comes up and he's like I'm a big fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me and the conheads, we're just we're all rallying around you.
Speaker 1: He was like conheads. He's like, yeah, that's what we're
Speaker 1: calling ourselves, and he like lights up. He's so excited
Speaker 1: to be called conheads. And so then you know it's
Speaker 1: a callback to it in another scene where there's some
Speaker 1: meme that's going viral of him and he's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, the conheads are gonna love this, and just
Speaker 1: that mutterance is the funniest line ever. But it's not
Speaker 1: what he said. I remembered it that way. What he
Speaker 1: did say is the conheads are loving this. So anyway,
Speaker 1: Chris printed up a shirt with the con heads are
Speaker 1: loving this on it and hit a picture of him,
Speaker 1: and then on the side of the sleeve of says conheads.
Speaker 1: And I'm just I'm obsessed with having jokes on me
Speaker 1: that are specific and cool looking and kN those who
Speaker 1: know no, and I think that's what I want in shirts.
Speaker 1: And so Chris found actually a really good designer and
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna make joke shirts.
Speaker 4: And it's unique, so no one could ever, I mean,
Speaker 4: they'd have to make their own. So that makes it
Speaker 4: even cooler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you get to design it, you get to
Speaker 1: have Yeah. I think it's a it's a fun little thing.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Taylor Swift was fucking incredible front row, breezy,
Speaker 1: beautiful night. My mom was kind of like had a
Speaker 1: place to sit down and was like comfortable. There's a
Speaker 1: whole story with some girls. We got there and there's
Speaker 1: six girls next to us. They recognized me pretty quickly
Speaker 1: and one compliments my outfit which I was wearing this
Speaker 1: kind of of I was going for like a look
Speaker 1: I was doing Evermore. It was like a long, flowy
Speaker 1: yellow dress that was like definitely the same color as
Speaker 1: one of the dresses she wore, the dress she wears
Speaker 1: on Evermore, but it also was like the style of
Speaker 1: a folklore dress. Anyway, I kind of nailed it so
Speaker 1: much so that during the show, Chris is like, that
Speaker 1: looks like you're dress tonight and I go oh, And
Speaker 1: then he goes that looks like you're dressed tonight and
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I've seen the show, Like oh, I forgot.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, this was intentional. I look like
Speaker 1: a Woodland fairy tonight. Like this is like a weird
Speaker 1: look for me. I wouldn't normally dress like this, So uh, yes,
Speaker 1: I the girl.
Speaker 3: The girls.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's these girls they compliment my outfit. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's the first compliment I got. I'm like so excited.
Speaker 1: And then they two minutes later they're like, are you
Speaker 1: Nique Glazer? Can I get a picture? It's very nice.
Speaker 1: They were so sweet, they were also excited. I like
Speaker 1: loved their energy and they kind of sparked it up,
Speaker 1: so some other people started asking. So it was it
Speaker 1: was fun. It was a nice little moment to app
Speaker 1: and I was by myself. No one, none of my
Speaker 1: friends or family witnessed it. But I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: but I know, but it was still cool. But then
Speaker 1: we realized as the show started and people took their seats,
Speaker 1: these six people were kind of trying to fit in
Speaker 1: a place for three people, and so they are right
Speaker 1: next to us, by the way, so in facing the
Speaker 1: direction that Taylor, we're looking at Taylor, We're they're always
Speaker 1: in front of us, you know, like she's kind of
Speaker 1: playing to that side. So it's annoying. But I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: they're my friends now and they're my fans, and so
Speaker 1: I can't I can't get them in trouble. But then
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I can, like they've enjoyed two
Speaker 1: songs where we didn't notice. And then I started counting
Speaker 1: heads because some girls got there late. And a girl goes, oh,
Speaker 1: we're fifteen and sixteen, and I'm like ushering at this
Speaker 1: point and I was like, okay, so they're sixteen, that
Speaker 1: means seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, okay, and then we're twenty. There's
Speaker 1: only three spots. There are six people there, so I
Speaker 1: go over to the guy, one of the guys, and
Speaker 1: this guy is just can't understand anything I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: go here, I was, I had to tell him he
Speaker 1: doesn't understand any of it. I go there are six
Speaker 1: people where three people are check their tickets. It starts
Speaker 1: after my boyfriend the girl in that shirt, and he's
Speaker 1: just kind of like confused, but he wants to help
Speaker 1: so badly, So I like, I love this guy, you know,
Speaker 1: like he but he just he's like okay, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't know. So then it goes up. The he goes over.
Speaker 1: Nothing is accomplished. My Khaki Chris's sister hears that they're
Speaker 1: claiming their phone is dead, so they can't show their tickets,
Speaker 1: their phone is dead. But I know it's simple math,
Speaker 1: you know, let's go take all six of them. They
Speaker 1: go plug in their phones and then we wait and see,
Speaker 1: like there's three should be you know. Well, it's annoying
Speaker 1: because it's crowding us. And my mom is in the
Speaker 1: aisle and she keeps getting told no, you're in the aisle,
Speaker 1: so she can't really be free to dance because she
Speaker 1: doesn't have a seat, and it's like annoying. So and
Speaker 1: I was like, they snuck in, they enjoyed two songs
Speaker 1: front row. They don't belong there. Three of them don't
Speaker 1: pull look there because they got lucky. You just there's
Speaker 1: so many people that don't show up like this. This
Speaker 1: is a point I make at my own shows. I
Speaker 1: go thank you for showing up, because so many people
Speaker 1: buy tickets and don't show up, even yes to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: And so these girls have floor seats, but they're in
Speaker 1: the back floor and they're like, okay, we'll just sneak
Speaker 1: up to the front. The weird thing is they did
Speaker 1: this during the opener, which most people don't get there.
Speaker 1: Not most people, probably half the people fill in after
Speaker 1: the opener. They just got lucky. So then I told
Speaker 1: on them. The woman comes over. This girl means business.
Speaker 1: She's got a little headset thing, so she like is
Speaker 1: on it, and she was like, what's going on? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, here's the briefing. Okay, these three girls are sitting.
Speaker 1: There's six of them, and I go, I like them
Speaker 1: a lot, They're very nice, but they need to go.
Speaker 1: And so she goes back and I tell Chris. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I told this woman, and I hope and I'm hiding
Speaker 1: behind him because I really like this girl and I
Speaker 1: don't want her to know I got her kicked out,
Speaker 1: but like, I'm about to get you kicked out, bitch.
Speaker 1: And so she goes over to her, She gets them,
Speaker 1: she rings them up, they all they all leave because
Speaker 1: none of them belong there.
Speaker 3: Oh then oh.
Speaker 1: You think it's over. And so then I go, oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then while the girl, the girl I
Speaker 1: don't want my friend girl, who was right next to
Speaker 1: Chris out of the six, you know, right next in line,
Speaker 1: she's the one I like the most and who's we've
Speaker 1: been having a good time singing together, like there's a rapport, right,
Speaker 1: And so she's walking by me, and then she sees
Speaker 1: the girl with the headset put an hand on my
Speaker 1: shoulder and say thank you. Oh no, and so it
Speaker 1: was it was like a scene in Succession with Shiv
Speaker 1: and Tom and Logan being like thank you Tom, and
Speaker 1: she's like through the door seas and so I go no,
Speaker 1: and I say to Chris, oh my god, she saw
Speaker 1: and Chris can't really understand because the show's going on.
Speaker 1: I go, Chris, she saw me. She goes whosaw and
Speaker 1: I was like, the girl who we kicked out saw
Speaker 1: that the woman the security guard thanked me, and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit. And then I turn around to
Speaker 1: be like ugh, like if to show him the security
Speaker 1: guard or whatever. And the girl is behind me now
Speaker 1: because and Khaki have gone to get marched, so there's
Speaker 1: an opening. She seeks back behind and Yo's behind me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's witnessed that I have betrayed
Speaker 1: her or not, but like she seems okay because she
Speaker 1: like I see her and I'm startled. And then we
Speaker 1: kind of danced together like bad blood or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then I like Shara, like, hey, now I got probably
Speaker 1: It's like I have a little moment with her because
Speaker 1: I like her, but she's got to go because Emma
Speaker 1: and Khaki are coming back and she doesn't belong. There'sen
Speaker 1: he was on Syrup. Well think I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: We kept going, who is this girl? I go, She's
Speaker 1: gonna go far in life. She really is, because she
Speaker 1: we also saw her before before she ended up back
Speaker 1: with us alone right after we kicked her whole group out.
Speaker 1: We saw her get kicked out of the front front
Speaker 1: road number one on our section, and we go, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Then suddenly she's in front of me. Then
Speaker 1: she's behind me. Then thank god, though Khaki Khaki was
Speaker 1: already onto this broad you know, she was noticed that
Speaker 1: she lied about her phone. That's who gave me that intel.
Speaker 1: So I just sucked sicked Khaki. I go, Khaki, like
Speaker 1: I knew Kaki and s and Emma would come back
Speaker 1: and not let this girl be in their spot. So
Speaker 1: by that time, my back is turned to the girl.
Speaker 1: If I don't, I can't help you.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it happen. So then she gets kicked
Speaker 1: out finally, But I mean, she was the talk of
Speaker 1: the night. This like the talk about someone who persevered
Speaker 1: in like the same way Taylor does of like just tirelessly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she took us five eras. It was a wild night,
Speaker 1: and I liked I think I liked her back in
Speaker 1: her seat, that she belonged an earra the best, but uh,
Speaker 1: that felt soothing when she was out of my uh
Speaker 1: eye line.
Speaker 4: She was gonna and pr or something or be the
Speaker 4: next she's got to go far and booking agent for
Speaker 4: the next tailors.
Speaker 1: I'd like to interview her if she could reach out.
Speaker 1: I'd like to just know what your experience was that night.
Speaker 1: I'm also kind of scared because I don't want you to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she will remember. All Right, we're gonna take a break
Speaker 1: and come back with Taylor Swift Night too, which Anya
Speaker 1: was a part of right after this. All right, we're
Speaker 1: back before we get to Taylor's Fist Night too. I
Speaker 1: just want to say that I am going to be
Speaker 1: in Florida coming up this weekend, actually Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1: I think it's Sarasota then West Palm Beach, Yes, and
Speaker 1: those shows are going to be so fun. Florida is
Speaker 1: always so fun, and I love that I get to
Speaker 1: go back so much, Like I feel like I go
Speaker 1: there twice a year. And perform, which means people are
Speaker 1: excited to see me, and that feels really good. So
Speaker 1: if if you haven't caught me in Florida in a
Speaker 1: while or you did before, the show will be different.
Speaker 1: So come out this weekend and then also check all
Speaker 1: my tour dates which are somewhere and I will always
Speaker 1: I always know the show is coming up the week before,
Speaker 1: but I don't really look further ahead than that. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to check my schedule, you guys.
Speaker 3: Okay's the biggest city in Florida?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 3: What's the biggest city in Florida?
Speaker 1: Miami?
Speaker 3: Incorrect? Act question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's not my same Peace's.
Speaker 3: Largest city in No? No, not jackson not Orlando. That's correct.
Speaker 3: It's Jacksonville, can you believe? Yeah, I'm gonna double check
Speaker 3: just because I feel like it might be wrong. But no,
Speaker 3: it's just Jacksonville. I've done this capital. Really, why Tallahassee?
Speaker 1: Is there something? Is there a sprawling industry that keeps it?
Speaker 1: What's the most of what's Florida's Marshland? Right, It's like
Speaker 1: the only place? Yeah, but why does that have more
Speaker 1: people than Miami? Though? I just wonder just a better infrastructure.
Speaker 3: It's almost twice as large as Miami population wise, it's
Speaker 3: twice as large as Tampa on population wise, it's three
Speaker 3: times as big as Orlando. It's like not even close.
Speaker 3: Jacksonville is a holy behemoth of the city.
Speaker 1: I wonder we need to do an Adam Ruins everything
Speaker 1: about this. I want to know why, you know what.
Speaker 3: It's close to the Georgia borders, so I don't know
Speaker 3: if it has something to do with just like being
Speaker 3: on the Atlantic coast up north further. But it's big
Speaker 3: and it's not the capital tallahasse Is.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've extended how much interest I have in that.
Speaker 1: It is an interesting fact though, I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: But I always like Florida, and I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of I have a fact about Florida. I don't, but
Speaker 1: I'll look up some before I go there. I got
Speaker 1: to get back into the thing where I like look
Speaker 1: up interesting facts and then roast the city. That's kind
Speaker 1: of fun because you learn some stuff where you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was invented here, or like you know,
Speaker 1: yeah that person is from here, and diet here it's dewey.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it does feel good. It feels dewy, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you feel glowy and just like wet down there. You
Speaker 1: feel like a mermaid. Your hair gets all like pinked up.
Speaker 1: I love it. And then yeah, and people are people
Speaker 1: are generally nice, and the crowds are crazy and fun
Speaker 1: and they like you can just like be a little
Speaker 1: bit more dirty. It's like, yeah, it kind of reminds
Speaker 1: me of Yeah, they're wild, they're fun. So anyway, that's
Speaker 1: enough about Florida. Everyone.
Speaker 3: Can you give us that? People at home? Can you
Speaker 3: give us an update on makeup? Watch what percentage are
Speaker 3: you done? I?
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much. I kind of want lost
Speaker 1: track because I was like, oh, this is good enough.
Speaker 1: And then I as I convinced myself out of putting
Speaker 1: makeup on because I'm like, I'm naturally a good looking girl.
Speaker 1: I don't need too much. Let's not go crazy. So
Speaker 1: I just did a mascara and then I colored in
Speaker 1: my eyebrows with a gel that which could be horrible
Speaker 1: because I didn't do it with a mirror. And then
Speaker 1: I put on some bronzer and I put on some
Speaker 1: bb cream Wow, and and the idea mascara, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: done for this is like this is just like a
Speaker 1: this is my no makeup look for being in huge,
Speaker 1: like gorgeous.
Speaker 4: And I have a same research on the seasons, the
Speaker 4: four possible variations of seasons.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm almost as interested as I was in the
Speaker 1: Jets population. Just let you know it is a thing. No,
Speaker 1: I believe it's a thing. It's just a thing. It's
Speaker 1: like Aladdin, Like you didn't don't know what references about
Speaker 1: a Lada? I Did's you not me? I know it's
Speaker 1: the other Wednesday. It's the other way around. It's like,
Speaker 1: how if you're a hair color lighter than medium brown,
Speaker 1: do you think you'd be a springer a summer? Are
Speaker 1: you seeing the word airy enlisted Nazi? No, it's just
Speaker 1: people with.
Speaker 3: Blond a Nazi or a socialist.
Speaker 1: Strangely, it doesn't correlate to that. Let's talk about Taylor's
Speaker 1: This night too.
Speaker 3: This was in the booth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was in the booth. It was a different experience,
Speaker 1: but it was an experience.
Speaker 4: So I did not know you gifted these tickets for
Speaker 4: both nights.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't. I didn't. I didn't want to ask
Speaker 1: for too much. The people that offered I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to overdo it, so I'll ask for
Speaker 1: five the first night, because that's what they kind of
Speaker 1: were like, just go. They kind of told me to
Speaker 1: go nuts, and I go five the first night to
Speaker 1: night too. Oh I asked for actually only as I've
Speaker 1: asked for five for one night, and they go, you
Speaker 1: can have Sunday too, if you want. And I was like, okay, two,
Speaker 1: my mom and I will stay and go again, and
Speaker 1: then they go, actually, you can have six for Sunday
Speaker 1: night if you want. So days before I'm scrambling, like
Speaker 1: I gotta fill up the six, like, let's call in
Speaker 1: the I want to scratch off the biggest swifties of
Speaker 1: my friends, like people who like are kind of immersed
Speaker 1: in her. So Anya was a quick pick because she
Speaker 1: obviously is learning Taylor Swift songs with me and has
Speaker 1: like sturdy band. Yeah, we're starting a band, and you
Speaker 1: preach the goshball. Oh yeah, that's really good, Like it
Speaker 1: sounds like our vaginasas blank space. No, it's like we're
Speaker 1: virgin empty voice. Yeah, desert voice, No, I like it.
Speaker 1: Blank spaces is actually really funny. So yeah, so we're
Speaker 1: starting a band. So Anya, I invited her. She said yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go. Then Kirsten was like.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to move around some clients. And
Speaker 1: Kirsten gets like sleepy at like nine pm. So I
Speaker 1: was like, she's and nothing will stop her from her
Speaker 1: daily habits, Like she's not gonna be like I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna fuck it all because it's Taylor Swift. Like she's
Speaker 1: a responsible adult and like is one of the healthiest
Speaker 1: people I will ever know. So I respect those boundaries.
Speaker 1: So I invited her, but I go listen, if it's
Speaker 1: gonna kill you, don't do it. But she rallied, she goes,
Speaker 1: she's she comes. Then Laura Cotler, my friend from high
Speaker 1: school who is the biggest Swift. Ye, I know who
Speaker 1: I'm friends with, and we text about Taylor a lot.
Speaker 1: I invited her because she knows Kirsten and she's met
Speaker 1: Anya on the road when we've been in Dallas. She
Speaker 1: she uh is like a big paystright chef, pastry chef
Speaker 1: at Paystreet, chef at the Ritz Carlton. She's awesome and
Speaker 1: that's cool. It sounds like her life is a rom
Speaker 1: com I know. That's like that's the rom comm job.
Speaker 1: Rom com job, and so that and also my sister
Speaker 1: and my mom. So is that it? Yes? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was. It was just the best group ever. One
Speaker 1: got in yesterday on Sunday and we went to lunch
Speaker 1: and it was so fun and we were talking about ghosts, stories.
Speaker 4: On your ghost And then it turns out that Lauren
Speaker 4: and e J both have seen ghosts, and Nikki and
Speaker 4: Julie have never seen ghosts.
Speaker 1: Right, never seen a ghost, Never want to see a ghost? No, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm not ready for that, which.
Speaker 4: Supports our theory that maybe it's you're just one of
Speaker 4: those people that sees a ghost or you're not, because
Speaker 4: how can your the dad and the daughter and a
Speaker 4: family see it but the other people don't.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like a thing a genetics. No, no,
Speaker 1: because my life will change drastically if I am become
Speaker 1: someone who can see ghosts. I will be scared all
Speaker 1: the time. I am in hotel rooms all the time.
Speaker 1: I am like I will I can't live in that world,
Speaker 1: Like it's just too scary. So I've convinced myself that
Speaker 1: that I can't see them, but I do believe in
Speaker 1: them because of Tyler Henry. But my sister's seeing them
Speaker 1: but it was a fun lunch of just like laughing
Speaker 1: and any other highlights from Oh we sent back a
Speaker 1: plate of cauliflower. I'm not joking you before before an
Speaker 1: you got there, I'm not kidding you when I say this.
Speaker 1: This is this is gonna make me sound like the
Speaker 1: worst person ever. I've never done anything even close to
Speaker 1: this in my life, I assure you. We sent back
Speaker 1: a plate of cauliflower three times. Two things have seemed
Speaker 1: at mommy twice before we just go forget it. It's
Speaker 1: like not because it wasn't coming out hot. It was
Speaker 1: coming out cold and we couldn't help it, like it
Speaker 1: wasn't getting hotter. So I couldn't lie to the guy.
Speaker 1: He was like is it hotter? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: please try it. And so we said it back three
Speaker 1: times and I was like legit, like I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: this is I will till you well. And he's like,
Speaker 1: we got a new guy and that's in that area.
Speaker 1: So it was like be nice to him, like just
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at him, but it's this isn't edible busy.
Speaker 4: So just so cool about comics is you guys roast
Speaker 4: people all the time, and you guys get away with
Speaker 4: it because you're just so naturally funny that people laugh.
Speaker 4: Because when I got there, I ordered an iced tea
Speaker 4: and Nikki goes to the way there, you can't fuck
Speaker 4: that up because it comes cold.
Speaker 1: She's like roasting him. Yeah, I go just actually put
Speaker 1: it in as a hot tea and it'll come out
Speaker 1: the way she wants it based on what like a
Speaker 1: civilian can't get away with that. Yeah, because he was cool,
Speaker 1: he was great. We loved him. I would have never
Speaker 1: pulled this shit with like a like if my flight
Speaker 1: attendant on the way home today, if she would have
Speaker 1: been our waiter, I would waitress. I would have been like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, it's so hot on the first one,
Speaker 1: Like I would have been such a chicken. Shit. He
Speaker 1: was just very nice and like personal because out of
Speaker 1: the gate we sit down and I go in. A
Speaker 1: group came in at the same time as us. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're this is just a pro tip. If you
Speaker 1: ever get to a restaurant and a huge group sits
Speaker 1: at the same time as you, just get your shit
Speaker 1: together as a table and order before them because they're
Speaker 1: never going to and get your order in when they
Speaker 1: come for the drinks. That way, you're gonna get your
Speaker 1: food way faster. The kitchen's about to get backed up
Speaker 1: like crazy. So he comes over to get our drinks
Speaker 1: and I go, we're ready to order. Because when we
Speaker 1: sat down, I go, everyone decide right now, let's not talk,
Speaker 1: let's like decide because I'm just like, then we can relax.
Speaker 1: And so we got in the order. We got our food.
Speaker 1: It was totally cold. It was as if they cooked
Speaker 1: it after the other stuff we were avoiding. But no,
Speaker 1: it was actually delicious. And I love that plast of
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 4: Almost for me, it was that lunch just I love
Speaker 4: hanging and gabin with the Glazers.
Speaker 1: It is so fun. It's so like that's what I
Speaker 1: was saying, Like when we got to tagether Swift after
Speaker 1: a while, I was like, you guys were just want
Speaker 1: to go to dinner and like talk about what we've
Speaker 1: seen so far because it was that kind of hang.
Speaker 3: But the ACU Blazer classic restaurant tip is this I
Speaker 3: remember back from ten years ago now, because you show
Speaker 3: up at a restaurant for brunch on the fifties or
Speaker 3: the tens, so you don't show up like, hey, let's
Speaker 3: meet for brunch at eleven. It's let's meet for brunch
Speaker 3: at ten fifty, because everyone and their mother is showing
Speaker 3: up at eleven.
Speaker 1: Or eleven twenty five or eleven twenty Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like on the thirties and the hour just picked ten
Speaker 1: minutes or so before fifte minutes. Where did you learn this?
Speaker 1: And Nikki, I think I read it on Reddit. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to give myself credit for that, but it
Speaker 1: was one that I spread immediately because I was like,
Speaker 1: this is genius, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: Spread it too far. It's a great tip. Yeah, well
Speaker 3: now it's been spread.
Speaker 5: Well, there's there's another classic Nikki from this weekend that
Speaker 5: I observed on Lauren's Instagram and I there, Nikki, I
Speaker 5: hope you don't kill me for this, but she Okay, Lauren,
Speaker 5: your sister posted a video of the stage and stuff.
Speaker 5: It's like the constant, you know, it's it's Taylor performing,
Speaker 5: it's the whole crowd. And then right before the video ends,
Speaker 5: I hear, Kirsten, you're making me nervous.
Speaker 1: Exactly what that was? I know exactly what that was,
Speaker 1: because Kirsten, we were in a we were in a box.
Speaker 1: It was amazing for the concert, we were in a
Speaker 1: box seat, a private box with a stock for it. It
Speaker 1: was private bathroom, Florida ceiling, Florida ceiling windows tilted. No
Speaker 1: other people tilted windows, so the window tilts towards the crowd,
Speaker 1: so you're like kind of looking over. It's so cool.
Speaker 1: There's a couple flaws with the architecture of these rooms
Speaker 1: that I will get into, but the idea of this
Speaker 1: room is so fucking cool and I was so I
Speaker 1: went through a range of emotions with it because it
Speaker 1: was to me, not ideal acoustically at first, but it
Speaker 1: was optically one of the coolest things ever. As soon
Speaker 1: as my mushroom's kicked in, I go, you know what,
Speaker 1: this is better. This is better because it was so
Speaker 1: pretty with like the city skyline and then all of
Speaker 1: like everyone gets a bracelet when you walk in and
Speaker 1: they light up and based on where you're sitting. It
Speaker 1: doesn't know where you're sitting that the recelets aren't based
Speaker 1: on your ticket, they're just random. You get them out
Speaker 1: of a bucket as soon as you get let in,
Speaker 1: and they geo track you and then they light up
Speaker 1: in different shapes and like just patterns throughout the show.
Speaker 1: And it's so beautiful, but you don't see it unless
Speaker 1: you're you know, above it all at the top.
Speaker 4: Long term lasting physical side effects, but a really cool thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you get risk cancer, but you're guaranteed. In
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift ticket, I.
Speaker 3: Heard that your mom went to the bathroom and then
Speaker 3: that girl from the first night showed up in the box.
Speaker 1: I was like, what I'm here. I would not I
Speaker 1: would have been like, get any your girl because we
Speaker 1: had room, but it was we all brought it in
Speaker 1: terms of costumes, and I brought it. I mean Kirsten's
Speaker 1: I brought with me and she put on five minutes
Speaker 1: before we left. But she looked amazing. I love that
Speaker 1: Carson will let me dress her up like a dog.
Speaker 1: Do you want to? It's so fun, said Kirstin. You're
Speaker 1: making me nervous. Oh, because the window. She's like leaning
Speaker 1: on the window, dancing on the window. Right.
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 1: I think it was? It like it was probably that
Speaker 1: early on. I was very like, oh God, this is
Speaker 1: going to make me crazy because there's too much dancing
Speaker 1: by this window. If someone falls hard enough, they're going
Speaker 1: to shatter through.
Speaker 4: And it's like, you know, Carson's like to work forwards
Speaker 4: and backwards on the one Nike.
Speaker 1: He's like Christopher leaned on it, and I go, this
Speaker 1: is sturdy. And then throughout the night I was then
Speaker 1: like leaning on it and you could just like lean
Speaker 1: over and not put all your weight on it. That's
Speaker 1: not what I did, but like you can lean and
Speaker 1: it was like a way to like take it in privately,
Speaker 1: and it was I found nice ways to enjoy the box.
Speaker 6: Like but.
Speaker 4: You told her, can you just not do it for
Speaker 4: like five minutes? I like that because You're like, I'll
Speaker 4: know I'll get over this fear in five minutes, but
Speaker 4: just please not right now. It's like the beginning of
Speaker 4: the show. I'm worrying about my friend falling through the glossterday.
Speaker 1: Yes, I just want to enjoy this, oh man. I
Speaker 1: was just going through a lot of emotions yesterday, and
Speaker 1: like at that point, I was like, I just think
Speaker 1: I get in my head that I want to make
Speaker 1: everyone have the best time possible and like set the
Speaker 1: stage for it, and I put so much pressure on
Speaker 1: that I think that's it, because but I don't really
Speaker 1: I think that must be it. Like I want to
Speaker 1: control the set so that everyone is having the optimal
Speaker 1: amount of fun because I know that it took sacrifices
Speaker 1: for everyone to come out and do it, and I
Speaker 1: want people to like do these things again and not
Speaker 1: like regret it. And I also want I wanted the
Speaker 1: awe of Taylor Swift and like what I feel for
Speaker 1: her to be absorbed into my friends as much as possible.
Speaker 1: And it just wasn't the setting for it, I don't think,
Speaker 1: but or at least I thought to it first, But
Speaker 1: by the end of it, I realized watching the show
Speaker 1: from that point of view, you get to see it
Speaker 1: as like Anya, you said at one point it was
Speaker 1: like a musical, and you're like, Okay, I'm taking this
Speaker 1: in more as like a theatrical, like an opera, Like
Speaker 1: I felt like I was in the opera seats like
Speaker 1: watching I mean, it's definitely were sitting in the experience.
Speaker 1: You're right, Brian, you are remote. It came with binoculars,
Speaker 1: it should have. You're removed from it, so there's a
Speaker 1: little detachment. But as an hspit who's really cold? All
Speaker 1: the time?
Speaker 4: I was loving that I wasn't in the windy Chicago
Speaker 4: throngs of people down and we had a bathroom, a
Speaker 4: clean bathroom. I never did use it, but all these
Speaker 4: things were cool. And the audio is it like an
Speaker 4: audio nerd was.
Speaker 1: It was weird at first because you're there's like open windows,
Speaker 1: like these transoms are open, but otherwise you're in this
Speaker 1: box of glass, so the only audio you're getting is
Speaker 1: through the transom that's open. And then I never heard
Speaker 1: that word. Oh, it's like a window above a window,
Speaker 1: and I like that.
Speaker 4: At one point, Julie's like, she points up to the speaker,
Speaker 4: She's like, these are fucking us up, and I was like,
Speaker 4: she's right, she's right. And then I went she tod
Speaker 4: and I went over to the wall and I saw
Speaker 4: that we had a button for a PA. So we're
Speaker 4: getting an audio feed that's delayed along with the tailor feed,
Speaker 4: or maybe the audio feed was on time, but the
Speaker 4: other feed is delayed because it's such a huge state.
Speaker 4: So once we turned off the PA and you could
Speaker 4: like position yourself in a certain part of the room,
Speaker 4: the audio was much better. But at first you couldn't
Speaker 4: hear kind of anything. It was like muddy, so you
Speaker 4: couldn't hear Taylor talking between songs, which is like what
Speaker 4: I was hanging on for but then we could and
Speaker 4: it was such an incredible I don't know, it changed.
Speaker 3: Like the first row situation where you're like, the first
Speaker 3: row is actually not the best seats in the house.
Speaker 3: I think I feel the same way about the boxes
Speaker 3: because I've been in boxes before. Yeah, you're far, you're detached.
Speaker 3: Ali is like a high powered business woman, so she
Speaker 3: always entertains clients at like the Staples Center in the
Speaker 3: boxes and occasionally I get to go. So I've seen
Speaker 3: like Lakers games and the LA Kings and stuff, and
Speaker 3: I'm always like, do people actually want to watch the
Speaker 3: game when they're in the box?
Speaker 1: They don't next exactly that you just want to chat
Speaker 1: with the person next to you and eat snacks. Which
Speaker 1: I love a box at a sporting event because I
Speaker 1: don't care about what's going on field, and it seems
Speaker 1: acceptable within the box to not actually give a shit,
Speaker 1: because don't you don't eat, you accidentally not give a shit.
Speaker 1: It's not even like because you're it's not keeping your
Speaker 1: attention because you're removed. Like it felt like being in
Speaker 1: the box. It feels like I love that people that
Speaker 1: can't afford taylor'sow tickets are listening to me complain about
Speaker 1: my bunks seed.
Speaker 3: But it just the truth.
Speaker 1: I was putting my hand out of the transom just
Speaker 1: to feel the air, because you're just like I felt
Speaker 1: like I was in a cage, but I could see
Speaker 1: out of a sporting event. It's fucking great, but for a
Speaker 1: concert and not ideal. Would I do it again in
Speaker 1: a heartbeat? Did I have a great time? Yes? And
Speaker 1: it was nice to be able to like sit down
Speaker 1: and talk and take it in like I'm not dancing
Speaker 1: on my feet at a musical all night long, you know,
Speaker 1: like I just I can watch it and like enjoy
Speaker 1: it as a something other than something I'm involved in.
Speaker 1: Like when she was like, you guys are giving it
Speaker 1: all your alternate, I'm like, you're not hearing what I'm
Speaker 1: giving you because there's a pane of windows up until
Speaker 1: the transom, so I don't feel included in like what
Speaker 1: you're like, how you're absorbing my energy. But but she
Speaker 1: was emotional last night, and I hear today that someone
Speaker 1: sent me that she and Mett Heally broke up. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, how long is this thing going to
Speaker 1: a rest? I felt it on I'm gonna say I
Speaker 1: felt it on Saturday night. I was like, there is
Speaker 1: some new emotion in some places in these songs that
Speaker 1: I maybe am like reading into because they haven't been seen.
Speaker 1: Like he's on tour and they're like, it's a it
Speaker 1: felt like the time and maybe a fling like this,
Speaker 1: if it was a fling, was gonna end. And I
Speaker 1: guess it's ended. Yeah, you know what? Good for she
Speaker 1: can she? I guess he kissed like a security guard
Speaker 1: this weekend or something in a show, and that was
Speaker 1: she can't be She's that's like, I think that's true too.
Speaker 1: Like you, there's a lot of footage of him kissing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. How a security guard kisses,
Speaker 1: but I don't even know what that meant. But he
Speaker 1: seems like a sloppy, uh guy.
Speaker 4: But anyway, you hate Matt Haley are probably so psyched,
Speaker 4: Like we.
Speaker 1: Told you so, Yeah, but you know what we did.
Speaker 1: We told you that they dated and that she did
Speaker 1: have a fun thing with him, So like, deal, now
Speaker 1: I'm like, once I've defended that, I'm like, now they're done.
Speaker 1: I knew they'd be over. She's she's allowed to still
Speaker 1: have dated that guy, and like and it is. I
Speaker 1: wonder what happened, but I can only wonder because I'll
Speaker 1: never know, And I don't even want to speculate because
Speaker 1: she's my girl and I don't want to. I've decided,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to talk about her personal life
Speaker 1: as much, even though I just really did go into it,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to get into the details of
Speaker 1: it until songs come out in which she lets us.
Speaker 1: In which lose You're losing Me is a great insight
Speaker 1: into the end of her relationship, her last relationship. Can
Speaker 1: I just say like she does?
Speaker 4: She tells us, there, what an incredible show, blown away.
Speaker 4: Thank you for that. It was so fun to watch
Speaker 4: you watch her.
Speaker 1: At Oh that's nice.
Speaker 4: You know, it's rare that somebody's that swept up in something.
Speaker 4: I know how much she means to you. And then
Speaker 4: it was fun to be able to dance like wildly
Speaker 4: and dress up crazy.
Speaker 1: I were a silver leotard and my god, so fun.
Speaker 1: Oh Anya wore a silver leotar like it was the
Speaker 1: coolest look you saw it?
Speaker 5: Noah, right, Like, okay, your figure skating days. Who has
Speaker 5: something like that in their class?
Speaker 4: I've been eyeing it for months And then Finally the
Speaker 4: other day, I'm like, I'm just gonna pull the trigger
Speaker 4: on things. If I'm staring at this thing on this website,
Speaker 4: just buy it.
Speaker 1: And I bought it. I wore it to Berlin, but
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: Too embarrassed to just wear it as a leotard, so
Speaker 4: I wore a skirt with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't. If man, if you would have had
Speaker 1: that plan for like the big nights, because we never
Speaker 1: knew what the theaters were going to be, Like, Berlin
Speaker 1: was not the type of place to wear that. Yeah, Berlin,
Speaker 1: I was like a black box theater at like a
Speaker 1: it felt like a cafeteria because it was light out too.
Speaker 1: It wasn't getting dark and Berlin until night. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to wear because it didn't get dark
Speaker 1: lag yeah midnight. Yeah, it just wasn't. It was the
Speaker 1: probably the worst show the whole tour to try to
Speaker 1: wear that, but like you was a life show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did I say that then? No?
Speaker 4: No, I'm just like I was thinking. I I got
Speaker 4: to it, and I Yea asked NICKI. I'm like, is
Speaker 4: this ridiculous, and she's like, you have to wear that?
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, thank god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: This is because it's so fun. This is an excuse
Speaker 1: to dress. It's like there our new Halloween. Yes, you
Speaker 1: can dress kind of slutty and wear ridiculous things like
Speaker 1: I dressed like, you know, a like a English peasant
Speaker 1: for Saturday nights, a woman who was stoned to death
Speaker 1: in nineteen twenty or in eighteen twenty on Saturday night.
Speaker 1: And then I and then on Friday night, I did
Speaker 1: like a witchy vibe, like you can just do like
Speaker 1: fun stuff and it was interesting. Got into it, Joe,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my mom looked so cute. She had
Speaker 1: this black sparkly jacket that she got last weekend in
Speaker 1: Cincinnati when they were there for their friend's wedding, and
Speaker 1: she was just like, do you think I can wear this?
Speaker 1: And I goes like, yes, it's so cute. Then she
Speaker 1: wore a pair of white pants that I got her
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day from spanks that are durable styled, and
Speaker 1: then she paired it with a she paired it with
Speaker 1: a shirt. Oh yeah, did I you did?
Speaker 4: You told me get high tops, which was a great call.
Speaker 4: You dressed Lauren the cutest pink get up and then
Speaker 4: you put Kirsten in it hot pink get up and.
Speaker 1: No Laura dressed herself. Oh, I gave her a jacket,
Speaker 1: but Lauren had that pink dress herself. But yeah, Jack,
Speaker 1: I mean I So it's just so fun. It makes
Speaker 1: you again, you to advantage of these situations.
Speaker 3: You gotta dress up, you gotta dance the whole fucking time,
Speaker 3: because you just start as you get older, you just
Speaker 3: start running out of opportunities to dress up and dance
Speaker 3: and just release a concerts for a few moments where
Speaker 3: you can't.
Speaker 1: Oh you can go nuts. And so I wrote technics
Speaker 1: in this show.
Speaker 4: And if you're not like a huge swifty, it's just
Speaker 4: so remarkable to see how this woman has written her
Speaker 4: songs in such a way where they truly can become
Speaker 4: like a Broadway musical. Like you know, Nikki, you can
Speaker 4: recite the rappy part of shake it Off when she's
Speaker 4: like my girlfriend, hey, Hey, what's that part where she's
Speaker 4: like my girlfriend told or whatever?
Speaker 1: Oh my girlfriend, wait, my boy, wait, my girlfriend asses wait.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is embarrassing story al writing on this.
Speaker 1: My ex man brought his new girlfriend. She's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, and I'm just gonna shake into the fella
Speaker 1: over there with a hella good hair wanted to come
Speaker 1: on over baby. You can shake, shake shake. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you hear it and you go, that's not a wrap
Speaker 1: to me. Something today that is so intricate that it
Speaker 1: like that makes that look like nothing. But yes, I
Speaker 1: do love that.
Speaker 3: The first time I was on the spot and this
Speaker 3: was an ultimate this was you on the spot.
Speaker 1: This is ye saved your family's life, You're a fandom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was my lose your self moment.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I heard that the first time and I was like, Eh,
Speaker 4: this isn't for me. But then a decade later or
Speaker 4: whatever it is, I see it live and it's acted
Speaker 4: out with all of her you know, like let's say
Speaker 4: nine dancers and it's acted out like she turns to one,
Speaker 4: she says, the line turns to another, and it's like
Speaker 4: a perfectly choreographed Broadway musical. It's so well done, and
Speaker 4: it's just it was really really impressive. That like cinematography
Speaker 4: that's a whole other like you just think.
Speaker 1: About screens or gorgeous team.
Speaker 4: Of people that are putting on the show, or just
Speaker 4: it's an excellent show.
Speaker 1: It is truly like a super voice every night, Yeah
Speaker 1: it is, and her voice is fucking she. I could
Speaker 1: tell she was a little under the weather because she
Speaker 1: was sniffling when she was talking during Champagne before Champagne problems,
Speaker 1: and her voice just sounded like deeper, like when you
Speaker 1: get kind of, you know, froggy from feeling a little
Speaker 1: bit tired or worn down. But she did not suffer
Speaker 1: vocally whatsoever. It made me angry because it was so
Speaker 1: good and she just can't like there's places where it's
Speaker 1: just she can't be faking that. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's ad libbing and stuff or like there. It's not
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't even know Anya if she was using
Speaker 1: a backing track during the show. How would they have
Speaker 1: it so that her mic works sometimes and then other
Speaker 1: times it does it or doesn't, and like when to
Speaker 1: turn it offers and to turn on a vacking.
Speaker 4: I was already talking him mad about this earlier because
Speaker 4: it's so cool. They definitely have tracks, because you know
Speaker 4: how sometimes she'll take like the high thing, the high note,
Speaker 4: the really long one, and then there's all them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there's yeah, there's something behind her.
Speaker 4: So there's a ce so like a loop will start
Speaker 4: like everything except the songs that she does solo, I'm
Speaker 4: sure or like to a track because there's a band playing,
Speaker 4: a live band playing yeah wings and so they I'm
Speaker 4: sure there's like, okay, remember where the mic went out
Speaker 4: and she had the technical difficulty, So at one point
Speaker 4: our mic doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Probably somebody didn't put a battery in or whatever.
Speaker 4: But she's vamping over this long bluesy refrain that someone's
Speaker 4: playing like a bass that loves something right, yeah boy.
Speaker 4: So that was probably actually being played live backstage, and
Speaker 4: they just kept it going and didn't hit the cueue
Speaker 4: of where the song actually starts until she had her
Speaker 4: vocal working.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: When I've done Dancing with the Stars and also mass singer,
Speaker 1: they have a little click track thing where it goes
Speaker 1: click click, click, and then it starts. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: have this thing that keeps it the yeah okay, but
Speaker 1: just so well produced it is amazing. If there was
Speaker 1: a backing track, I'm just thinking for myself and I'm
Speaker 1: singing all night long, I would think that at some
Speaker 1: point I would fuck up and not sing when I
Speaker 1: was singing and hold the microway or sing it like
Speaker 1: I would fuck it up. And people would be able
Speaker 1: to notice and put it on TikTok. I do not
Speaker 1: think she uses a lead vocal backing track. And because
Speaker 1: I think she would not risk that, there's never been
Speaker 1: a clip of her doing that. I was thinking, I
Speaker 1: don't think, So where is that? There isn't. There isn't.
Speaker 1: And anyone who says there is fight you. I'm just
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 3: Can I interject for a moment, because there there's been
Speaker 3: a development, There's been a an addition to the Nicky
Speaker 3: Glazer podcast universe.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: And that is there's someone created an Instagram account, meme account,
Speaker 3: the meme account. I just want to give him a
Speaker 3: plug real quick. I don't know who it is.
Speaker 1: Do you know who I don't either, No, I almost no.
Speaker 3: Don't tell us who you are because I know ruin it.
Speaker 3: Then will be like, well, I love.
Speaker 1: Meme account so much and I am so flattered by this.
Speaker 1: It's very good memes. Oh it's a nickier Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you haven't seen it yet. I'm so excited for you.
Speaker 3: Here about called Nikki pod memes that's on Instagram pod memes,
Speaker 3: Nikky pod memes.
Speaker 1: Let me go through some. Let's go through some of
Speaker 1: our faves.
Speaker 3: There used to be really funny quite frequently.
Speaker 1: On Twitter years ago on your old show that was
Speaker 1: so yeah, oh yeah, Nikki, Yeah, okay, let me see.
Speaker 1: I went to my own accounts.
Speaker 3: Like already has one hundred and ninety five followers, nine posts.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's that's that's really good for just starting,
Speaker 3: like yes, it just started.
Speaker 1: Well, my the one that got me was the first one,
Speaker 1: and it's a it's the one of Drake being like
Speaker 1: no and then being like yeah. And the first one
Speaker 1: is making new friends in Saint Louis, like no, and
Speaker 1: then it's convinced Anya to move to Saint Louis and
Speaker 1: he's like okay, and that's right cool. And then there's
Speaker 1: one from the family guy. I don't know this meme,
Speaker 1: but it's a woman answering the phone and it says
Speaker 1: nicky when she gets her dream call and says can
Speaker 1: I call you back later?
Speaker 5: Like that?
Speaker 1: And then well, this one may touch my heart. It's
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift through a window to communicating with another guy.
Speaker 1: They're both holding up signs and she says you okay
Speaker 1: and the other sign says yes. His sign says yes.
Speaker 1: Well no, but Nikki said you should be optimistic even
Speaker 1: if you don't believe it. And that made me feel
Speaker 1: nice and so yeah, and then the one.
Speaker 3: In the descriptions, the descriptions of all that posts say
Speaker 3: the context of which podcast.
Speaker 1: Episode, and that one said context literally like every podcast episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't get.
Speaker 1: French picnic, American picnic, Canadian picnic.
Speaker 3: Can someone decws a joke from the Chris con the
Speaker 3: episode where you picked up a lollipop off the ground
Speaker 3: in the airport, and then Chris the Canadian picnic.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I got to send him that. Oh my,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I didn't get that one. Okay, so
Speaker 1: they have a French picnic, there's a picture of like
Speaker 1: a shark couterie board. American picnic looks like hot dogs.
Speaker 1: In the Canadian picnic, it's a lollipop on the ground,
Speaker 1: but it has like moisture around it, and that really
Speaker 1: threw me. I think I don't like that. It looks
Speaker 1: like it's been like murdered. Okay, we gotta go to
Speaker 1: break and we'll I don't know what we'll do when
Speaker 1: we get back, but it'll be good. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: believe it, all right, we're back. I know how to
Speaker 1: pack for a tour. I can give you a tip. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is it? Let me set this up. I have
Speaker 1: no idea. I packed three huge bags weighing over fifty
Speaker 1: pounds each to go to Europe. I didn't wear I
Speaker 1: wore like a third of it. It was the sloppiest,
Speaker 1: worst packing job of my life. I need an intervention
Speaker 1: because this cannot happen again. Didn't you have lugging that many?
Speaker 1: I had, well, Chris had one, but I had three
Speaker 1: of those four and it was it was too much
Speaker 1: and it was so stupid. And I, you know, I
Speaker 1: always pack the day of, and usually in short trips,
Speaker 1: it's like one sou one big suitcase, and I'm fine
Speaker 1: for a weekend. But two weeks I went nuts and
Speaker 1: I need to be reeled in. So Anya shared what
Speaker 1: she did to pack, and I actually am gonna do
Speaker 1: it next time.
Speaker 4: I like it because I was taught years ago by
Speaker 4: my drummer you only bring with you what you will use,
Speaker 4: and that's it. Because we had to pack a whole
Speaker 4: band into a small like suv on a tour, so that.
Speaker 1: Seems like duh, you know, Like, so I had.
Speaker 4: Nine shows in Europe with Nikki, So I knew nine
Speaker 4: outfits and I thought, well, how many pairs of shoes
Speaker 4: can I bring? And then I just thought, well, just
Speaker 4: pretend you're styling yourself for like a TV show or
Speaker 4: an event, and that's what you'll do. So I style
Speaker 4: myself completely, from dressed to boots to bra to fishnets,
Speaker 4: like jewelry, the whole thing. I take a bunch of pictures,
Speaker 4: I decide which outfit lois the best, and then I decided, like,
Speaker 4: this is the Munich outfit, this is for Berlin, this
Speaker 4: is Oslo, this is Tel Aviv. And I felt so
Speaker 4: relieved afterwards, and it just all fit in one bag
Speaker 4: and then that was it and I steal over it
Speaker 4: and it was great. One sweatshirt and one pair of shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have you You have a lot to
Speaker 1: learn that, but I do. I let me just say,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ever do it. But you just described.
Speaker 1: As I was hearing it, I go, what the fuck
Speaker 1: do you? Also sounds like work. That's kind of That's
Speaker 1: what I pay stylists to do because I will never do.
Speaker 1: I can't I just bring. I'd like to bring too much.
Speaker 1: I like to bring a store with me, so like
Speaker 1: I have options, but I famously like I always do
Speaker 1: this to myself where I bring an outfit that I
Speaker 1: don't know, I've never even tried it on, and I
Speaker 1: bring it. It's a crazy thing I do, so I
Speaker 1: will oftentimes not fit in the thing I brought and
Speaker 1: just have to make it work. And then it becomes
Speaker 1: like okay, and now I can joke about this because
Speaker 1: if this you know, like I used to say to Chris,
Speaker 1: like I hated when people made fun of the outfit
Speaker 1: they were wearing, like, oh, I know what you guys think,
Speaker 1: I'm parking cars outside or whatever, because you're like, you
Speaker 1: chose that, so why are you acting like this is
Speaker 1: a novel thing. But I don't mind it when you
Speaker 1: are taking a dumb fashion risk. I think it's funny
Speaker 1: to call it out on stage or like something is
Speaker 1: obvious about your peers. Because for me, I didn't choose it.
Speaker 1: It chose me when I got there because I didn't
Speaker 1: have anything else to wear. So therefore I can make
Speaker 1: fun of it because I can't. I had nothing else
Speaker 1: to wear, and so if I'm like, I look like, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know A I don't know what I've looked
Speaker 1: like recently. But this is my brain on drugs. But
Speaker 1: I can't Barbie dream Girl. I yeah, like no, I
Speaker 1: mean when I look like I've like someone's just like
Speaker 1: going like this next to me, like like just blown
Speaker 1: me up. It's like me a little bit, just a
Speaker 1: little bit. WA's yeah, like I will just look a
Speaker 1: little because it's a tight dress and so you look
Speaker 1: fatter and tight dress. If you want to look feel thin,
Speaker 1: buy jeans that are too bad. It's awesome. I recently
Speaker 1: did it, and it's Levi's, so it's just like a
Speaker 1: high number that you don't like. They don't have a
Speaker 1: size on it, so I don't really even know, you know,
Speaker 1: Levi's like the numbers, they don't make any fucking sense.
Speaker 3: No, thirty two? Is it like that or something else?
Speaker 1: I I forget. Yeah, it's like it's width and length.
Speaker 1: It's like what or it's in seam and length, but
Speaker 1: it's like I don't or whatever styles they name them
Speaker 1: weird numbers and letters. So no, I loved this. I
Speaker 1: was in a Tel Aviv market and I just saw
Speaker 1: some Levi's hanging up and I was like those and
Speaker 1: they look like they fit and the guys like, where's
Speaker 1: the dressing room. There's nothing. It's like we're in a
Speaker 1: small little corridor, like with all these little shops. Nothing.
Speaker 1: I take American. Oh so I did? I just put
Speaker 1: it over my jumper. I was wearing a very high,
Speaker 1: very short shorts. I felt culturally in Tel Aviv I
Speaker 1: could finally like let loose, and I was wearing some
Speaker 1: like booty shorts. So I put on these jeans over it.
Speaker 1: And he goes, mom jeans, Mom jeans, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know. I hear it saying mom jeans. Like I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm like, I'm aware. He goes, they'ugh big,
Speaker 1: they're big. I'm like, yes, I get it. And then
Speaker 1: but I got three pairs of Levi's that are like
Speaker 1: amazing goods, and it took me. It was changing in
Speaker 1: front of all these people walking in the market. It
Speaker 1: was actually the most enjoyable experience because it was fast.
Speaker 4: And you had to go to Israel to get Levi's.
Speaker 1: Final thought, yeah, that is weird that.
Speaker 3: I got to Tel Aviv. It's the only places.
Speaker 1: Is Stanbul for your hair transplant or like a nose.
Speaker 1: It's like it's going to be the new place. Let
Speaker 1: me just say this one more time.
Speaker 4: The upside to packing my way is an extrame high
Speaker 4: of minimalism and it's just so easy. Imagine going on
Speaker 4: tour and all you have is one bag, no trolley cart.
Speaker 1: I felt it before when I have stylists. All I
Speaker 1: do is show up to a thing. I don't have
Speaker 1: to think about fucking anything. And that's what you've done
Speaker 1: for yourself, is you've given yourself that peace of mind
Speaker 1: of not having to worry about that. I think I
Speaker 1: said final thought, but if not final fucking thought. I
Speaker 1: have Kirsten's voicemail if you want to play this. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yes, So this is the like, I'm so
Speaker 1: glad you guys made it to this part of the
Speaker 1: show because this is one you know what, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna sell it too hard because people always say I
Speaker 1: do that, and I'm gonna say you just it's fun.
Speaker 1: We were doing prank calls on Saturday and Kirsten, there's
Speaker 1: a picture too of it happening. We'll put it on
Speaker 1: the pod. Who is filming? Were you filming? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I filmed. Oh my god, it's so fucking funny. But
Speaker 1: she she calls and she gives away like awards. It
Speaker 1: happened on my reality show, but it's she calls this, this
Speaker 1: girl Mikayla, who's calling to give you an award because
Speaker 1: you were the biggest fan. So anyway, she calls my
Speaker 1: dad and leaves this message. My dad then sends it
Speaker 1: to the group chat, my family group chat and says,
Speaker 1: let me see what he says, because we don't know yet.
Speaker 1: If he doesn't, he has to know it's a joke
Speaker 1: or we're going to worry about him. But it said
Speaker 1: so exciting to get this call for Julie exclamation mark,
Speaker 1: and this is let's hit it. This is Kirsten Good afternoon.
Speaker 2: This nothing is for Julie Glaizer. My name is michaela
Speaker 2: and I'm a talent scout in the Chicago area. Last
Speaker 2: night we had a drawing for the Senior Slippies of
Speaker 2: America contract. I'm calling to get ahold of Julie Glazer
Speaker 2: today because last night we actually were able to use
Speaker 2: We actually were able to use digital technology and lasers
Speaker 2: at our show to track down our biggest fans over
Speaker 2: sixty flos. Last night, Julie, we were able to track
Speaker 2: that your arms pumps harder with a higher degree in
Speaker 2: range of motion than everyone else in the entire crowd
Speaker 2: of sixty and up. That means your shoulder flesh and
Speaker 2: went past ninety degrees at least one hundred and seventy
Speaker 2: times during the concept, one hundred and seventy times. Can
Speaker 2: you believe it?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 6: I can part of this world Because you pumped your
Speaker 6: arms so hard of some of the key songs, Karma,
Speaker 6: the Duel and all so all of the red songs,
Speaker 6: you see your arms moving so hard.
Speaker 2: We are giving you a special award today, Julie. This
Speaker 2: award is the Golden Senior Swiftly. It's only elements both
Speaker 2: for the sixty and up and because of this, we
Speaker 2: are going to ship out his album, signed by Taylor.
Speaker 2: In addition to that a new fiber supplement that Dylan
Speaker 2: is promoting to all of her senior chams. Jullie, we
Speaker 2: can't thank you enough for the energy you gave last night.
Speaker 2: Your weight shifted back and forth three and eighty seven times.
Speaker 2: Racing hell from heel to toe is also very extreme.
Speaker 1: It was a learner, which means we.
Speaker 2: Know you were dancy hard. We know your dogs were
Speaker 2: barking today July we wanted to thank you so much
Speaker 2: for the effort you gave and showing Taylor Swifty that
Speaker 2: you are one of her biggest sixty enough fans. We
Speaker 2: should ship it the ward out in five to seven
Speaker 2: business day. Women's Liability LLC save you so much. Have
Speaker 2: a blessed day.
Speaker 1: It just keeps going on so long.
Speaker 3: Was that pre ridden or the.
Speaker 1: Off the dome?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I give her these prompts and she's She's like, I
Speaker 1: need a second ago. You don't need a sec you
Speaker 1: can trust your instinct. I've been watching her do this forever.
Speaker 1: She says the funny shit her the first time that
Speaker 1: was like an amalgamation of a lot of ones she's
Speaker 1: done in the past. But when she said, we've been
Speaker 1: using technology and lasers to track your movements. Technology and
Speaker 1: lasers are so funny, like she picks the funniest things
Speaker 1: and all the Red album, it's sounds like and I
Speaker 1: think you should leave sketch with like, especially the repetition
Speaker 1: of you pumped your arms repeating it's the same sense
Speaker 1: of humor for sure. Have you watched the new season? Oh?
Speaker 3: Of course I watched it instantaneous.
Speaker 1: How good is it?
Speaker 3: I'm I really love the egg sketch.
Speaker 1: Really your favorite? That's so funny. That's your notable sketch.
Speaker 3: My notable sketch is the egg one.
Speaker 1: I mean the reality show.
Speaker 3: There wasn't one to me that stood out at the
Speaker 3: highest peak of like there's too much shit on me,
Speaker 3: but it maintained.
Speaker 1: A like there's too much shit on me? Is your favorite?
Speaker 2: To me?
Speaker 3: There's too much shit on me? Transcends comedy.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the one where he wears a mask in
Speaker 1: the mall being like an old man and he's on
Speaker 1: a reality show that's like a prank show, and he
Speaker 1: picks this made up like an old man's and then
Speaker 1: he gets in the mall and he's like wants to
Speaker 1: get out of it, but he's communicating with the guys
Speaker 1: in the vand that are doing the prank show, and
Speaker 1: he's like, there's too much shit on me, man, And like, yes,
Speaker 1: that one is not even in my top ten. That's
Speaker 1: so funny, but I do know that everyone loves it.
Speaker 3: One time. I have been the man in the van
Speaker 3: before on a prank show, so maybe I related to
Speaker 3: it more right.
Speaker 1: Right, But I could I watched that prank show.
Speaker 3: It was a pilot that didn't make it, but it was,
Speaker 3: you know, just prank show, almost exactly like what you did.
Speaker 3: What the sketches? Okay, yeah, I had a van with monitors.
Speaker 1: Were you on? Were you on being filmed or were
Speaker 1: you just a producer?
Speaker 3: I was the producer and I was I had the headset.
Speaker 3: I would say things to say to the person in
Speaker 3: their ear set in their ear.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: I did a show called Money from Strangers that Jeff
Speaker 1: Die hosted, and comedians would sit in a van and
Speaker 1: get a stranger that he found on the street to
Speaker 1: go into a store, and then we'd be in their
Speaker 1: ear fucking with people and telling them to say funny things.
Speaker 1: It gave me a lot of anxiety. Crank crank anchors
Speaker 1: levels of anxiety. But yeah, I think you should leave.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for this is Inside Baseball, But like you
Speaker 1: guys have got to watch the third season. There's one.
Speaker 1: The first episode has the reality show sketch that I
Speaker 1: think is one of their strongest, most accessible ones about it.
Speaker 3: Tell me what happens zip line. Oh yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 3: one's great.
Speaker 1: I can get your dad into it right away, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, can you get your friends
Speaker 1: you need intro sketches. If you know, I think you
Speaker 1: should leave. There's it's too much at first in some ways,
Speaker 1: and they usually with their shows, I think, ease you
Speaker 1: into it. But there's one with Fred Armison that's hilarious
Speaker 1: that I really liked. But I've only seen three episodes.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for the rest.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's all good. I want to be clear.
Speaker 3: It's maybe my favorite show, and I was looking for
Speaker 3: I was. I had like the date circled on my
Speaker 3: calendar for when it comes out. I watched it instantaneously.
Speaker 3: So when I say it didn't reach the hype, there's
Speaker 3: too much shit on me. Yeah, I'm saying that that
Speaker 3: those sketches. There's a couple of sketches from the first
Speaker 3: two seasons that like transcended comedy for me. In the third,
Speaker 3: I have to rewatch, but.
Speaker 1: It's gonna it's gonna need a rewatch. That's the thing. People.
Speaker 1: If you think it's not as good, it's because you've
Speaker 1: seen those. This show is a sketch show that much
Speaker 1: like most sketches, they get like better with like more viewing,
Speaker 1: Like the second or third time you watch it is
Speaker 1: the best. I think would be the optimal. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like less like stand up more like music in
Speaker 1: that way of like it makes you want to rewatch it.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like every sketch is like a song,
Speaker 3: and then you know you have to hit songs you
Speaker 3: want to listen to, and then over time, of course
Speaker 3: you like.
Speaker 1: My song is the songs the sloppy steak song and
Speaker 1: what is it? How do they what is the song?
Speaker 6: Again?
Speaker 1: Their bones are their money bones. The money is but
Speaker 1: like just the song song that they like, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then the other one that's Friday Night, that one, it's
Speaker 1: so good, So there's like musical, it's just he's just
Speaker 1: really leaning into this guy. Now every sketch is this guy,
Speaker 1: and I really think it's a good idea. I like,
Speaker 1: I was like, they're not fucking around anymore. The guy
Speaker 1: is crazy. He's crazy right away in the sketch. I
Speaker 1: feel like, I like, I'm so excited that I haven't
Speaker 1: seen all that. Speaking of haven't seen all that, Anya,
Speaker 1: you did finish Succession and can we just give a
Speaker 1: closure to that since the two of us who watch
Speaker 1: it just for fans who also listen or watch Succession,
Speaker 1: and I haven't been able to really give into it.
Speaker 1: Can we can say spoiler alert? Do spoilert? Okay, so
Speaker 1: we assume that if you're still listening, you have seen
Speaker 1: the end of Succession. And also, Brian and Noah, how
Speaker 1: much do you guys care?
Speaker 3: I already know who success is? So okay another podcast.
Speaker 5: If a show is good enough, then a spoiler won't
Speaker 5: even matter because watching it, you know.
Speaker 1: You don't forget it by the time it happens anyway,
Speaker 1: honestly you probably will. But anyway, we can talk about
Speaker 1: it without getting too specific. I thought it was great
Speaker 1: and the scene with the hand is my favorite. And
Speaker 1: uh like that him, not her, not really holding his
Speaker 1: hand back and just laying it in his hand as
Speaker 1: he's like trying to Yeah, he's just you know, inherited
Speaker 1: everything and he's there in the car together. That was
Speaker 1: like so powerful to me and also funny. And I
Speaker 1: can't believe she did it. I was shocked and hurt
Speaker 1: and so mad at her. But I was telling Anya today.
Speaker 1: The pivotal reason, which I've learned about only from Reddit
Speaker 1: threads about Succession, the reason that she said no, it
Speaker 1: can't be you. I'm voting no, is because of how
Speaker 1: he behaved in Logan's chair when he sits down in
Speaker 1: the chair and he puts his feet on the desk,
Speaker 1: which I didn't even catch two times of watching it.
Speaker 1: And then he has an interaction with Stewie in that
Speaker 1: same office that was really obnoxious, and you can kind
Speaker 1: of see there's a little glimmer of her face being
Speaker 1: disgusted with him. And then when they get to the
Speaker 1: board meeting and hold the vote, Kendall starts out and
Speaker 1: is like, you know, I think we should just get
Speaker 1: to the vote. You know, this deal is a good deal.
Speaker 1: The reason why, you know, Roman and I secured it
Speaker 1: and we were very you know, happy to do so
Speaker 1: and excited about it. And he didn't say that Shif
Speaker 1: did too, and Shive did play a part in that.
Speaker 1: So she felt like those three things and it comes
Speaker 1: to her and she's just like, fuck you man. She's
Speaker 1: disgusted by him. She even says it in the boardroom.
Speaker 1: She's just like, I love you, but I can't I
Speaker 1: can't stand I can't stomach you. So I think that's it.
Speaker 1: But it was hard to understand, it was hard to accept,
Speaker 1: and it was like watching it was like, no, did
Speaker 1: you have any spoilers leading up to it, Onya, since
Speaker 1: you watched pretty late, like did you kind of?
Speaker 4: I saw the Succession ig account posted Tom's picture and then.
Speaker 1: It said CEO, so I knew that it would be
Speaker 1: his God damn yeah, I'm like give it, give it
Speaker 1: you forty eight hours, guys. It sucks.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I was late. It's my you know, I shouldn't be following.
Speaker 1: I guess they waited.
Speaker 3: He's got the most fun name to say. That's all
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Tom Wom's game. I heard the etymology of it. Did
Speaker 1: you hear that? I don't know where it's about, like
Speaker 1: a baseball player that did struck out three people in
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty six or really? So you yeah it was
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling weakness or I don't know, I
Speaker 1: forget what. Oh yeah there was that one too. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of people just speculating about, like what the
Speaker 1: folklore of succession. I absolutely recobbed at this scene between
Speaker 1: him and Mattson where Matson's like, I don't know, I'm blessed.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What do youse? I kind of like want to fuck
Speaker 1: chevn So maybe horny too. That scenes I was waiting
Speaker 1: for Matson and ship to have a horny moment and
Speaker 1: she wasn't even present, and I he was kind of
Speaker 1: cuckolded too, So that was like a kind of that
Speaker 1: was a horny scene. For sure, it was, but it
Speaker 1: was also like poor Tom and also Tom fucking my
Speaker 1: dad when we were watching that. I watched the second
Speaker 1: time with my parents. My dad was just like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking pussy. But what he's doing too, he totally
Speaker 1: knows how to play it too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not a dumb think top five, top five
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen all the greatest shows. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad, even though I put that up there, even
Speaker 1: though I've never seen it. I just know the wire
Speaker 1: i'd put up there. I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: I just know.
Speaker 1: And maybe six feet under i'd put that there. I
Speaker 1: just I haven't seen it. I just know. And then
Speaker 1: I leave one space for one that I have seen
Speaker 1: Beep or thirty Rock. All Right, we gotta go. Thank
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