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Speaker 1: It was a hell of a break. Welcome back, Oger,

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Speaker 1: welcome ber Let's go. Oh my gosh, let me go

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Speaker 1: ahead and hit this. It all started when a dumbass

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Speaker 1: met another dumb ass and they became the dumb Ass Trio.

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Speaker 1: The end Duo Arnold. Why don't you come on in here?

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Speaker 1: Welcome back on all, let's go. How was your vacation?

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Speaker 1: What's a lot relaxation?

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Speaker 2: All about the rs Arnold rest relaxation and ripping one oh.

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Speaker 1: The one two sore loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 1: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much

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Speaker 1: a sports genius. Y'all.

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Speaker 2: It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the West side of Nashville with and

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Speaker 2: good gosh, it was a great vacation back watching Wimbledon.

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Speaker 2: Life is good over to you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're not gonna burry. We're not even gonna

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Speaker 1: start with my vacation. Who gives a damn about my vacation?

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Speaker 1: I mean, because there is the most talked about story

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Speaker 1: in the NBA. There is a NBA player, Superstar Max

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Speaker 1: player demands a trade, and then I look up and

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Speaker 1: Ray is hanging out with said player. So please please

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Speaker 1: tell me how the hell you saw?

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Speaker 2: Damian Lillard asked the questions that need to be asked.

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Speaker 1: It was so random, It was random. But no, no, but

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Speaker 1: going into this Dominican Republican which you stop with that

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Speaker 1: stupid damn thing.

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Speaker 2: If nobody's here, I'm smoking a vape, but it's got

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Speaker 2: just caffeine it, I believe.

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Speaker 1: With that stupid damn thing. Here's the thing. It's hit

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Speaker 1: light up, it lights up, and you look like you

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Speaker 1: have you were trying to hold it like a cigarette,

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Speaker 1: and I can't look at you. I found in my

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Speaker 1: cabinet and I forgot how awesome it is, and it's a

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Speaker 1: caffeine mape and it looks so damn stupid and I

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Speaker 1: can't look at you without laughing. Like I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, he's holding it like a cigarette. Like

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Speaker 1: he's absolutely holding it like a cigarette. So anyway, didn't

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Speaker 1: you say that you saw this resort on Instagram because

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Speaker 1: other celebrities would post about it. You did your research,

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Speaker 1: booked it, and you're there, and Damian Lillard's there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had seen that.

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Speaker 2: We had stayed at Bravado or I don't even know

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Speaker 2: what the hell was called seven years ago and I

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Speaker 2: was randomly clicking on Dominican Republic and I saw a

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Speaker 2: hard rock and I saw NBA guys posting that shit,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, that looks like a pretty badass resort.

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Speaker 2: Then punch to foward seven and I see said NBA

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Speaker 2: players while I'm there, which I which I knew, I know,

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Speaker 2: but yes.

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Speaker 1: Right, But are are they just walking around in the

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Speaker 1: same group or is it do you have access to

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Speaker 1: different parts of the resort? No? No, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: The Damian Lillard was random. I think I may have

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Speaker 2: saw Popeye Jones do you remember him? No, it wasn't

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Speaker 2: really worth it. I wasn't a hundred percent for sure,

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Speaker 2: and I didn't want to piss the guy off because

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Speaker 2: I was by myself. I could have got my ass kicked. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So but at the Damian Lillard thing, it was so random.

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Speaker 1: What are your questions? I just wanted to like, like

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Speaker 1: tell me how it unfolds, Like is you just see

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Speaker 1: him and you freak out? Like you see him and

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Speaker 1: you stalk him for a minute, Like okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: follow see if there's an opening, I just want to

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Speaker 1: know how it goes down, like and you see him,

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Speaker 1: are you like there's no damn way, Like is there

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Speaker 1: a second of Like that can't be. It was immediate.

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Speaker 2: So it's a lot like Vegas. There smells like Vegas.

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Speaker 2: There's a casino shops like Vegas. You sit and people

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Speaker 2: watch like veg. So we went and got an ice cream.

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Speaker 2: It was maybe noon, before lunch. We said, fit, we're

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Speaker 2: on vacation on an ice cream. So I'm just sitting there.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's good to he rewards yourself because you know,

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Speaker 1: if not getting ice cream before noon unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: Correct, I'm getting a rocky road or Baser did that?

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Speaker 2: I did Carmel, and I'm just sitting there sucking it off.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was so good.

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Speaker 2: And I swear to god, I heard somebody say Nashville,

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Speaker 2: and I'm pretty positive it was either his trainer or

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Speaker 1: So I heard the word Nashville, and you're thinking, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: it's Brandon Miller. No, because that's my wife works out

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Speaker 2: So my ears perked up and I thought, Wow, somebody's

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Speaker 2: talking about the city I'm from. I look up and

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Speaker 2: it's no other than Damian Lillard. Immediately I knew it

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Speaker 2: was him. He has a duck walk, he's bow legged,

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Speaker 1: How many people are with him?

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Speaker 2: It was him and his trainer. Trainer's like two bills,

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Speaker 2: not training himself, so that he's just walking with his luggage.

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Speaker 1: And immediately Damien, so he's checking in or checking out.

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Speaker 1: I knew that he was. He had a suitcase.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they just pushed around this Damase. Yes, but he

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Speaker 2: was a hard hard to, like a hard hard roller. Okay,

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Speaker 2: he was his damn trainer. Was he rolling his own back? No,

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Speaker 2: he put all the trainer ship in the suitcase. It

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Speaker 2: was just a pusher. It's not luggage there, luggage away,

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Speaker 2: It's just stuff. They carried the training stuff in.

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Speaker 1: Got it.

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Speaker 2: So he's walking through the Vegas style at the way,

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Speaker 2: the best way I can put it, resort type part

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Speaker 2: where it's just uh, the casino and then you just

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Speaker 2: chill and people watch. He's walking through there, broad daylight.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's going up to him. So I stand up and

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Speaker 2: I go bezz, that's Dame. That's for sure, Dame walking

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Speaker 2: just straight up bow legged. Man, I'm and it's immediate.

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Speaker 2: You know it's Dame, not tall. I stood up big bit.

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Speaker 1: Like shacked, jacked, not tall, not tall.

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Speaker 2: I knew his dame at Bay, that's Dame. That's damn

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Speaker 2: you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I don't got time for you. I know who it is.

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Speaker 1: Get back. She's all by herself. Yeah bye, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: So I go after him.

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Speaker 2: I knew I had time to catch him because we

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Speaker 2: had sat there and people watch.

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Speaker 1: You eat.

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Speaker 2: The restaurants are all lined there, so you people watch.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of people watching, so I knew I

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Speaker 2: had at least a minute to catch his attention.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just videoing.

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Speaker 2: I posted on Sore Losers, just videoing him, and I go,

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Speaker 2: that's Dame, Damian Lollard, Damian Lillard. Well, my dumb ass.

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Speaker 2: Because I said it out loud, one of the shopkeepers heard.

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Speaker 2: So he runs after him, and I'm like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna ruin it for everybody because that then they're

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Speaker 1: And then he's gonna be like, all right, get this

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Speaker 1: is I'm here on vacation like I'm annoyed, or he's.

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Speaker 2: Gonna take off a little bit faster and so the

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Speaker 2: shopkeeper in the video you can see he's up to

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Speaker 2: Damian Lillard almost lost it.

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Speaker 1: I go right up.

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Speaker 2: Shopkeeper got his picture, and then I kind of just

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Speaker 2: bullied my way in. I think shopkeeper afterwards was going

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Speaker 2: for another picture, and I go, Dame, damn, Dame, Dame,

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Speaker 2: let me get that pick. And I reached in. And

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Speaker 2: what I realized is immediately it is not like a

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Speaker 2: country star. Country stars stop you and me stop dame,

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Speaker 2: and NBA players don't stop.

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Speaker 1: He was on the moon, dude. It was keep going.

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Speaker 2: We were walking at about a seven mile per hour

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Speaker 2: clip as I'm taking this.

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Speaker 1: Help mee doe. Okay, so you're not posted up, like

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Speaker 1: he's not posted on the seat. I thought, okay, he's

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Speaker 1: posted up. When I see the picture, this is this

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Speaker 1: is what I envisioned. I envisioned. You saw him on

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Speaker 1: the other side of a bar and you say, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's Dame. I'm gonna go over and get a pick.

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Speaker 1: And you went over and he kind of turned away

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Speaker 1: from his drink. Lippd at you pick, and then he

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Speaker 1: went back to his drink.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, We were flying, dude by the seat

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Speaker 2: of our pants. And so then I grab it, and

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Speaker 2: then I look at the picture afterwards and I'm blurry

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Speaker 2: because I was moving.

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Speaker 1: Thank god, I.

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Speaker 2: Was able to get a perfectly clear picture of him

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Speaker 2: so people could tell it was him.

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Speaker 1: But dude never said one word to me, not a

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Speaker 1: single thing.

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Speaker 2: I go, Dame, dame, dame, let me get a pick,

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Speaker 2: and then I put the camera immediately right in his face. Dude,

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Speaker 2: And as soon as I put in his face, we

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Speaker 2: were walking. So it's like he's walking towards the camera

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Speaker 2: and then boom, it's just like he kind of almost

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Speaker 2: walked by. I don't want to say so you went

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Speaker 2: around him, you pass it in front of him. I

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Speaker 2: was in front of him, and I realized, real quick,

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Speaker 2: we're on the move, and I'm on the move taking it.

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Speaker 2: I also had to shoulder this other shopkeeper because he was,

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Speaker 2: for whatever reason, going in for a second picture, and

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Speaker 2: so I grabbed it real quick. Boom, thanks dog, thanks man,

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Speaker 2: thanks man. And I mean the second I stopped, dude,

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Speaker 2: he was already gone.

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Speaker 1: He was gone. He was gone.

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Speaker 2: The dude never stopped moving. And I look at the

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Speaker 2: sign or the one he did so but He never

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Speaker 2: said one word to me. He just kept moving the

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Speaker 2: whole time. Didn't say I'm dame, didn't say thanks man

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Speaker 2: for your support. He didn't say shout out weaper state

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Speaker 2: and then say thanks for calling me my nickname Dame.

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Speaker 2: It's a pretty cool nickname.

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Speaker 1: He was just gone.

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Speaker 2: But then I get it. I got the picture, I

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Speaker 2: got the video.

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Speaker 1: He didn't say hey, an, he didn't talk about the

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Speaker 1: trade request. He didn't say anything about San Antonio, about

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Speaker 1: he wanted to meet Papaovich. He didn't say anything. He

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Speaker 1: didn't say he was going to work out. He didn't

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Speaker 1: say he was going for a swim in the ocean. Nothing.

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Speaker 1: But there's more. There's more.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I saw that, But yeah, that was to explain

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Speaker 2: the picture in the video that was that. That's incredible, Dame.

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Speaker 2: And then I told who is that? I didn't tell Bazer.

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Speaker 2: Right now, there's the biggest trade controversy in the history

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Speaker 2: of the world. Guy wants out of Portland. Pretty done deal.

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Speaker 2: I think that he's going to Miami, but it's you

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Speaker 2: go on the internet, is he going to Miami? But

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Speaker 2: then you also see he says he's going to no

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Speaker 2: other team but Miami. But none if it's official, there's

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Speaker 2: no articles about it. Nobody knows what the hell's going

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Speaker 2: on or where Damian Lillard is.

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Speaker 1: And then he's in the Dominican Republican. I mean they're like,

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Speaker 1: oh man, can we get that Dame for an interview?

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Speaker 1: Where is he? We don't know, We don't know. Dame

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Speaker 1: hadn't been spotted. Dame's not in Portland. We saw him

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Speaker 1: getting on a flight out of Portland, but we don't

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Speaker 1: know where he was going. And that's a long flight

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Speaker 1: from Portland to the Dominican Republican Privy.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, so they're not waiting in airports and.

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Speaker 1: Stuff like that, but it's still a long fight. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where how far Dominican Republican is down there,

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Speaker 1: but I mean that's probably six seven hours right from

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Speaker 1: Do you have a beer? Did you have a mixed drink?

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Speaker 2: It looked like a mixed drink. But two hours after

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Speaker 2: So anyways, I go back to the quad where this

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool.

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Speaker 2: You can hear him doing that. He didn't want to

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Speaker 2: of hell. I understand it was like, which I means,

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming a wedding the way I was able to

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Speaker 2: You could randomly hear people. Some kid would be like,

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Speaker 2: that's Damian Lillard. Holy shit, that's Damian Lillard. But those

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Speaker 2: They were staying back. Everybody was respectful because it's you realize, man,

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Speaker 2: that's for sure Damian Lillard. But he's working out.

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Speaker 1: You can't interrupt the workout, really can't. You know.

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Speaker 2: Bones always says you can't interrupt meals with family, and

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Speaker 2: if somebody's doing a hardcore workout, you can't interrupt it.

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Speaker 2: He was boxing like he was McGregor. They were going

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Speaker 1: Did the trainer have one of those like pads around

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Speaker 2: Go straight boxing. I didn't see a basketball, There wasn't anything.

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Speaker 2: We saw the same people he was with, hammered, hammered,

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Speaker 1: The next day.

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Speaker 2: We're sitting almost in the same damn spot, have an

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Speaker 1: Oh what a trip, Baser. Oh it was good. I

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Speaker 1: wish it could have been longer.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I go no, yeah right, we're both ready together.

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Speaker 2: It's like seventy five degrees hot, no air conditioning. But

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Speaker 1: You had to call for a fan.

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Speaker 2: And with that fan, we had it facing at the

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Speaker 1: Asses off for seven nights. I can't tell you how

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Speaker 2: But anyways, we're reminiscing about the trip. Oh, it was

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Speaker 2: like it's pumping there.

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Speaker 1: And if you're Damian Lillard, you probably have air conditioning

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Speaker 2: He had to have had a penthouse. I said, the

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Speaker 1: Was Dame May? Hey? I mean it was Dame May

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Speaker 1: Is there any way I can get a fan in

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Speaker 1: We'll send one right up. There's no way he's living

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Speaker 2: And his brand new blue shorts, no hangover whatsoever, chipper

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Speaker 2: Dame Lillard, I mean buy himself again. He's with his

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Speaker 2: going to do a room workout because I saw on

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Speaker 2: the instagram they did workouts in rooms. It wasn't a

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Speaker 2: going to workout. I saw Dame, but I already had

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Speaker 1: Man. I had my video.

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Speaker 2: I had my picture, and then I also told baser

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Speaker 1: It's gonna seem like I'm just damn it.

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Speaker 2: What was hanging out with his wengout every day at

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Speaker 2: the Dominican Dude, So he strolled by.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you had that much access to Dame Lillard, Dude.

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Speaker 2: I walked by it, saw him or walk by him

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Speaker 2: three times in a two days.

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Speaker 1: Man, that is awesome.

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Speaker 2: And we were up in our room looking at the Instagram.

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Speaker 2: He didn't post in one of his people and his

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Speaker 1: We were just pulled out.

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Speaker 2: I could have gone there, and he had kind of

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Speaker 1: But still, but I'm gonna have the chairs next to

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Speaker 2: He was partying at the pool below my room. I mean,

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Speaker 2: i was with Dame all weekend. I mean, I've never

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Speaker 1: Dame, Dame name, see you again, Dame, Hey, Dame. And

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Speaker 2: I mean other than me, my dumb ass saying it

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Speaker 2: one person would have said one thing to him. One

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Speaker 2: one right now and he's just strolling through the Dominican

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Speaker 1: Damn, that's cool, that's great.

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Speaker 2: I mean, after all that baser, I've never heard of him.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Bess, did you show her on Instagram?

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Speaker 2: I mean she's eventually understood. Then we tell our neighbor

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Speaker 2: Ashley Ruiz, Dame Lillard yet I've never heard of him.

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Speaker 1: Okay, never mind, ladies, just google him on Google. He's

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Speaker 1: a good basketball player. He's fun to watch. He demanded

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Speaker 2: Bazer, I don't know why you had to go up

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Speaker 2: to him. I don't even know who he is. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: you're right, My bad, I'm in the wrong. I should

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Speaker 2: actually just sat there and ate min. Well, your ice

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Speaker 2: creams melted. Your ice creams melted now because you had

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Speaker 2: to go be a sports fan.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry. I did it for the podcast. Hey, Bazer,

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Speaker 1: guess what. I can always buy me another ice cream.

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Speaker 1: I can never have another hangout with Damian Lillard. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And your picture is a little bit blurry. Yeah, he

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Speaker 2: NBA players actually walk pretty quick too, probably got long strides.

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Speaker 1: They're probably used to getting up down that court pretty fast,

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Speaker 1: so they don't really know how to slow down in

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Speaker 1: real life, and they just go, go, go, But that's

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Speaker 1: how they do it. They just don't stop.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: That's it. That's Dame, and that's the story of Dame. Lillard.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Was that the highlight of your vacation?

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Speaker 1: It was cool?

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Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it was just a lot of a

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Speaker 2: lot of beach, a lot of pool, a little drinking

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Speaker 2: here and there, little how do we beat the heat? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Going on catamaran? Ooh catamaran? Is that like a boat? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Seeing the turquoise waters, the water there, I'd say, bar

434
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,439
Speaker 2: none of the Dominican Republic might be the best in

435
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,119
Speaker 2: the world. How clear it is and.

436
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,240
Speaker 1: The hue of blue, like you can just see fish Like.

437
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,520
Speaker 2: One of my pictures. Dude, you can see a hundred

438
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,240
Speaker 2: fish just right looking down from the boat.

439
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,000
Speaker 1: That's legit.

440
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:34,600
Speaker 2: It's pretty clear. So, I mean, it's not like there

441
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,840
Speaker 2: was just like this man.

442
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,360
Speaker 1: Broom fire work. Holy shit, that's the highlight.

443
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,199
Speaker 2: It was just, dude, it was just an awesome week

444
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,960
Speaker 2: outside of swell ding heat that almost took us both.

445
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,720
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna tell you what. I went to Florida, man,

446
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,719
Speaker 1: and first night we get there, we get there like

447
00:19:53,880 --> 00:20:00,479
Speaker 1: four thirty five o'clock. Cool, and we we have a problem.

448
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,920
Speaker 1: We have a problem because we get to the car

449
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:09,400
Speaker 1: I get we reserved a minivan. Big family, Yeah, big family.

450
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 1: And we get to the text message from the rental

451
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 1: car company says, go to section four and get any

452
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 1: rental car you want. Cool, then go, So we go

453
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,480
Speaker 1: to section four. There are no mini vans, so we

454
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 1: just take an suv because it says in section four,

455
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 1: take any vehicle you want. I'm familiar with it. Okay,

456
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,360
Speaker 1: Well it is hot and freaking humid in Tampa, Florida.

457
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,520
Speaker 1: Give and we are lugging three car seats with us

458
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:44,119
Speaker 1: because we have three kids. And so we spend thirty

459
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 1: thirty five minutes getting these car seats in, strapping the

460
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,160
Speaker 1: car seats in, locking them down, making sure they're tight,

461
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,120
Speaker 1: making sure everything's good, get the kids in, and then

462
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,560
Speaker 1: it says scan this, take a picture of license plate.

463
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 1: Drive to the exit. We drive to the exit. Sorry,

464
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:06,439
Speaker 1: you can't exit. Excuse me. It says you reserved a

465
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:12,919
Speaker 1: minivan and this is not a minivan. I understand this

466
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 1: is not a minivan, but it's said here in my

467
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 1: text message, go to section four and get any vehicle

468
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 1: I would like. I would have liked a minivan. There

469
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 1: were no minivans, so I went ahead and took another

470
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 1: vehicle that was in section four. Well, I'm sorry, sir,

471
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 1: we can't let you out because you did not take

472
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 1: a minivan. You're gonna have to go back to the desk. Okay, cool.

473
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 1: So they dropped the They let me go out to exit,

474
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: but then I had to enter right there where it

475
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 1: says return. Did you think about peeling off? And I

476
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 1: did think about that, but then they knew who I

477
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 1: was and they would probably arrest me. Honey, hold onto

478
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 1: your seat belt, and so I'm all right. Cool. So

479
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 1: I drive back and I go to the desk. I'm like,

480
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, can I help you? I guess, ma'am.

481
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 1: So it keeps telling me there's an error and I

482
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,119
Speaker 1: can't exit the facility. I got the car, you know

483
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 1: what I mean? Said, go to section four. What's your

484
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 1: last name? Gibble? Okay, checks it out. Oh yes, sir,

485
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 1: did you get a minivan? I said, no, ma'am, there

486
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: was no minivans. Well, your reservation was for a minivan.

487
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 1: But I know, I understand. I said, I know, ma'am.

488
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: I said there was no minivans over there. She goes, oh, okay,

489
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,199
Speaker 1: and let me go check at this other company and

490
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, hold on, hold on, I said,

491
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 1: I don't care to have a minivan now, like, I

492
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: don't need him anivan. I already have it all loaded

493
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: up and my three kids the car seat. She goes, well, sir,

494
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: we can't allow you. We're not allowing people to just upgrade.

495
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if you said this, Sorry, I just

496
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,160
Speaker 2: needed to interject. Is this an out does an outdoor

497
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: car thing or inside.

498
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: Outside in the parking garage? So just imagine ninety five

499
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: degree in human in a parking garage, in a car,

500
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 1: strapping in car seats, dripping sweat, three kids climbing all

501
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: over the seats, you know, just like trying to get

502
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 1: it done, trying to keep them out of traffic, trying it.

503
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: She's like, well, let me go. And no, no, ma'am,

504
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: I don't want like I said, I really don't want

505
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 1: a minivan right now, Like I mean, I'm good with

506
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: what we have, Like I understood, we reserved it. I

507
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: don't care if the minivan was more expensive. We'll just

508
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: keep what we have. Well, sir, we're low on cars.

509
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: So if you said minivan, we need you to take

510
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,479
Speaker 1: a minivan, those two words are gonna haunt me.

511
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: Ma'am.

512
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: There is no minivan. Well, here. Let me go over

513
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: to this other company. I guess they're all the same

514
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 1: damn company. They just have different names. They're all working

515
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: for the same placed. Ah, we're just the pawns. We

516
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: are the ponds. I'm gonna get a better deal at

517
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: the other company. That's us too. That's my coworker. No,

518
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 1: literally was in the same mood a. And so I'm

519
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: going to Avis F Budget. That's my buddy. Me and

520
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: him both come to work together. We work for the

521
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: same flight bro. Kosher Budget is who I had my

522
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: reservation with. And literally, she goes, let me walk over

523
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: here to the cars in the Avis lot, which are

524
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: separated by a pole, and she goes, oh, I found

525
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: a minivan over there. And I'm like, no, no, no, man,

526
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 1: that's a different company. I don't want the minivan. She goes, Sir,

527
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to take the minivan. She goes,

528
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: but I'll pull it up for you. So she pulls

529
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: the minivan up, Thanks Sally, and here we go. Let's

530
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: spend forty five more minutes on doing all the car receipts,

531
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: putting them in the new minivan, unloading all the luggage,

532
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 1: putting it in the mini van. So two hours after

533
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: we got to the lot, we're on our way to Florida.

534
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 2: Yeay ah, Is this a rough estimate of the two

535
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: hours or you the type that.

536
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 1: Starts to say no, it's a rough estimate.

537
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 2: My buddy does the stopwatch and it's actually pretty genius

538
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: and we actually know how long stuff takes. Here.

539
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: It is from the time we landed the time we

540
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: pulled out of the parking lot. It was two hours.

541
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: Dude to flifty gas. I mean part of that, but

542
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: part of that time was going down the baggage claim,

543
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: getting your bags, taking the tram. Oh, but still brutal

544
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: cool the tree. Let's go, Let's go to Florida. Baby.

545
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 1: So we go and we hang out, and we get

546
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: there and unload our stuff and it's six o'clock. They

547
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: have dinner ready for the kids. That at six point

548
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: thirty when we get to the house seven o'clock whatever.

549
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: Sunset is at eight thirty, correct, So we have thirty

550
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: minutes to get to the beach and watch the sunset.

551
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 1: Hurry up, kids, Eat, Eat, eat, eat those nuggets. Eat

552
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 1: those nuggets. Boom boom boom boom, eat them. Throw the

553
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: swimsuits on. Everybody jump in the car, drive over the

554
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 1: beach and we are there at eight twelve and the

555
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: kids are running in and out of the ocean, beautiful sunset,

556
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like, now we are on vacation. This is

557
00:25:55,760 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 1: how it's gonna go. Next day, wait, got father in law.

558
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: I was good, though. I love how you guys did it.

559
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,959
Speaker 1: You gotta make up for lost You gotta make up

560
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: for lost time. Jump in the waves ten times if

561
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: you were gonna do it. We were there until nine

562
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: to fifteen. It was dark, couldn't see crap, and we

563
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: had I can't see you Gotta get in those beach days.

564
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: Gotta get in those beach times, because we already we

565
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: are a life. Start off the beach. We wasted half

566
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: a day getting a car rental. So next morning, father

567
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: in law and I are going to play golf. Here

568
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: we go tea time, eight twenty two.

569
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: I'd love to take your daughter's hand in marriage.

570
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, if you're gonna play golf in Florida,

571
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: you gotta love to play golf. Because we got to

572
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: the damn course at seven point thirty and it was

573
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: already hotter than piss humid is pissed. I'm already dripping

574
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: sweat just walking into the clubhouse. I'm like, this is

575
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: gonna be a long day, but I'm not. Oh, we're riding.

576
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: We are definitely not walking in this heat. Boys. And

577
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: so we go to the a. I have a bar,

578
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that I bought for my breakfast,

579
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: and I throw it in the little glove compartment of

580
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: the golf cart and I get out to go get

581
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: my clubs to practice on the range. I get out

582
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: of the cart and I grab one club. Squirrel jumps

583
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: in the cart, grabs the bar up the damn tree.

584
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 1: A squirrel. He squirreled my ass. Ah, who ft with

585
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: my clips? You soob? I mean he squirreled me. Just

586
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: took my bar full wrapper straight up up the tree.

587
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: And I mean I was like, well, there goes my practice,

588
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: damn it. Okay, cool, fine, fine, Oh, let's go play

589
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: some golf. So we get paired up with his other two.

590
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 1: So we're start talking and bo from Chillicothe, Ohio. He's

591
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: a listener listener, Well this just turned into a sweepstakes winner.

592
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: Watched this one father in law get ready for four

593
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: hours of comfort six.

594
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: Bover and Chilli caught the Ohio finally asked me, hey, man,

595
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: what do you do. I'm in the entertainment industry, you

596
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And he's like, well, what do

597
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: you mean entertainment? And I was like, oh, you know,

598
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: I do a radio and he was like, oh, you

599
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: know like the big show names the Dame. I'm like yep,

600
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: and he goes He goes like, what do you mean

601
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: like it? He's like, you know them and I was like, no,

602
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: that's that's I'm part of that, and he goes shut up.

603
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, man, I'm lunchbox. No way, no

604
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: freaking way, no freaking way. Are you freaking kidding me?

605
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: No way. I'm like, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, that's me.

606
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: He's like, no, everybody in Chilicothe, Ohio listens to you.

607
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: Every single person listens to you, guys. No freaking way.

608
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: I mean that is freaking No one's gonna believe me.

609
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a long for father in law.

610
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Buckle up. Bo is going crazy and Bo Bo, you

611
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: need to back them. Let me tell you. BO had

612
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: a big old be tattooed on the back of his

613
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: caf It was a red sox bee and I meant

614
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: to ask him. Was that for Bo or was he

615
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: really a Red Sox fan? I forgot to ask him,

616
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: but I do remember that tattoo vividly, so Bo was

617
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: freaking two holes later. Dude, do you do pictures? Can

618
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: I do a picture? Because no one is gonna believe me?

619
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: No one is gonna believe me. Vacation And look how

620
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: random that that dude is on vacation from Chilli Coothie, Ohio.

621
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm on vacation and we're at some random course in

622
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: Florida and we get paired up. It's bananas. But that's

623
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: not as a random that there's a listener that no no,

624
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: I understand if it's a listener that lives in Tampa.

625
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: I get that this dude lived in Chilli Couthie, Ohio.

626
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: I know. I mean I met a dude in Ohio.

627
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: He was a listener.

628
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: Where in Ohio? When did? Where did you meet him?

629
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: I honestly didn't even on the catamaran?

630
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: What do you do?

631
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: Brother? I wasn't beating around the bush. He knew who

632
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: he were.

633
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm on the Bobby Bone Show, that morning show.

634
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: Really man, Yeah, that's a good show. Okay, I mean,

635
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: you know, what I'm saying.

636
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: It's none of those. Yes, yes, but I'm just saying

637
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: I find it so such a small world that this dude,

638
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: if I would have got paired up with the group

639
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: behind him, you know what I mean, Like they were

640
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: on in.

641
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 2: One hundred and sixty cities, but not crazy that two

642
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: people were on vacation and one of them listens to

643
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: the one guy he's on vacation with.

644
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: Okay, I find it more random. It's sort of like

645
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: this guy that used to be on this show named Eddie, Right,

646
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: he got paired up with a father and son one

647
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: time playing golf, and literally the next Tuesday at a

648
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: different course in Nashville, I got paired up with that

649
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: father and son. That's even crazier. How weird is that?

650
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: That's pretty weird. Okay, So I thought it's crazy, But

651
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: baa Coffee bo Bo was super nice, dude, super chill,

652
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: super cool. Did he care about the sore Losers Nation?

653
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, you know about the little show.

654
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,479
Speaker 2: But also I don't love how he said, no way,

655
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: your voice gives away who you are. It's one of

656
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 2: the most distinctive voice I know in the country.

657
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: But he even said that he goes, Dude, I was

658
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: just listening to you on the way to the airport.

659
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: Like that's crazy, he goes, How did I not really?

660
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: He goes, but I would have never thought you would

661
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: be in Florida and I would be in Florida. He was.

662
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: I would have never like that's crazy.

663
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 2: At no, we both live on the same planet. Ball

664
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: was super cool, dude, all right, super.

665
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: Cool, and then he was chill, like, we just played

666
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: golf and I was terrible, but it was so damn hot,

667
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, if you play golf in Florida,

668
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: you gotta be some dedicated sobs because it was freaking miserable.

669
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: Felt the same exact way in the Dominican Republic. How

670
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: hot it was. We passed the golf court, Baser, you

671
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 2: could go do that one day if you want to,

672
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 2: But I didn't want to use my golf card because

673
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: it was so damn hot. So I go I would, sweetie, Oh,

674
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: I would totally go play golf, but I just don't

675
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: want to leave you all day and then come home.

676
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: I would never do that too, but I mean, I

677
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: really want to go play, dude. It was a ninety

678
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 2: five and humid. I mean it was the surface of

679
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 2: the sun.

680
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going on a Dominican Republic course. And this

681
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: was at eight thirty in the morning. I mean our

682
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: teeth time was eight twenty two, and I mean by

683
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 1: whole three, my whole back is sweaty. I am as sweat.

684
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: You're losing the club and.

685
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: You do it.

686
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: There was times, I swear to God I did. I

687
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: was rubbing my hand on my short speek at eighteen

688
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: at the Masters over here, I almost went double glove.

689
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: It was crazy. Chirts are skins, father in love, I mean,

690
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: And I didn't play well. It was fine, it was fun.

691
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: I could have guessed that and then I'll tell you

692
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: the rest what happened after this. So the day after golf,

693
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: I wake up the next morning, I have some breakfast.

694
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I don't really feel good, and me

695
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: the corn flakes and I said, I don't I don't

696
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: feel good. Let me, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go

697
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: lay down for a minute. My wife's like, well, we're

698
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: supposed to go to the beach. I was like, yeah,

699
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. Me in my head is just I

700
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm gonna go lay down. Just give me

701
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes. Did we drink the night before? No,

702
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: so that you could rule that out, could rule that out.

703
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: Man rule that out. And I'm like, all right, So

704
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: i gonna lay down for thirty minutes. She comes in,

705
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: all right, all right, we're all dressed, We're ready to

706
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: go to the beach. You know, everybody's ready. My sister's ready,

707
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: my aunt's ready, my dad, my mom, my cousin, her kids, herring,

708
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: the whole tree. And I'm like all right, and then

709
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just don't feel good. I was like,

710
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get thermometer. I mean, I feel like, is

711
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: it really like one hundred and two point eight? One

712
00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: hundred and two point eight? Oh goach? Another bad beach

713
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: for the kid? The squirrel bar, one hundred degree heat

714
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: listener in the car, and now the rental car and

715
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 1: then one o two point eight, And I'm just like, really.

716
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: Due, that's you're luck you were in Vegas, you'd have

717
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: lost your ass. Yeah, that's some bad luck.

718
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: I was like, this is how vacation is gonna go.

719
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: So I was like, well, I'm gonna take some advill

720
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna lay back now, so you go ahead

721
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: and enjoy that, like, I just don't. I don't know

722
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. So maybe maybe it's just a

723
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: little thing. Maybe I got a little too hot yesterday

724
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: on the golf course. Maybe it's like a five minute thing,

725
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: and you know, I'll be better later Today I lay

726
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: in bed for three days.

727
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: Man, dude, you ain't never heard just jumping in the ocean.

728
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: It clears it out of you.

729
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: No, I've never heard of that. When I came, I

730
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: felt like dog shit and I couldn't move, and I

731
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: felt lethargic, and I had my my throat hurts so bad.

732
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: I felt like I was swallowing razor blades. Holy. I mean,

733
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is miserable. And I mean,

734
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: so then you take advil and tile and all and

735
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: all this crab and your fevers break and you're sweating

736
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: your ass off in the bed, you know what I mean.

737
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: So the bed's all wet because you're sweating. So he's

738
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: rolled on the other side of the bed and you

739
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: fall back asleep and you're like, man, I've been sleeping

740
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: for six hours. There's no way I can sleep more.

741
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: And then guess what, Because you're sick, you can sleep

742
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: even longer. And you sleep more and more and more,

743
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: and you just lay there for three freaking days. And

744
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: you have a practice birthday for your your four year

745
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: old son and they're having cake and ice cream, and

746
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: your wife comes in and goes, I think it'd be

747
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: a good idea. I think he'd really appreciate it if

748
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: you came out and celebrated too. So here I come

749
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: staggering out of the room and I stand across the

750
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: room and I just look like a dead corpse propped

751
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: up against the wall. And yeah, I see happy birth too.

752
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you what. My four year old

753
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 1: was actually really sweet. He came in the room a

754
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: couple times and he's like that, we're gonna have cake

755
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: for my practice birthday. It's Tennessee jam cake. It's we

756
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: have a I guess a cake book that we had

757
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: in our house, and he looked through it and saw

758
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: that a year and a half, about a year ago,

759
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: right after his last birthday. It's like, Mama, that's the

760
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: cake I want for my birthday. And he has remembered

761
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: the names Tennessee jam Cake for an entire year. That's

762
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: a hell of a goal, son. And so he's like, dad,

763
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: if you want me to, I can bring you a

764
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: piece and leave it right here on the pillow. I

765
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: want a kid, And I'm like, oh, thanks kid, thank you.

766
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: I can you also give me a kick in the

767
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: nuts because I feel terrible?

768
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 2: Man?

769
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, you know whatever. And so

770
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: I go out there and I do the birthday and

771
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: I have a little piece of cake. I was like,

772
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna go back to bed. Cool And

773
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: I go back to bed. And then the next day

774
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: is fourth of July, and I go and I did

775
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: muster up enough energy to go out and watch a

776
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: few fireworks. How is you guy's marriage? Guys seem so distant. Yeah,

777
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 1: you guys don't spend any time together. Yeah, he's all

778
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: he's sick again, you know what I mean, Like, is

779
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: he faking? Oh yeah? My wife. At one point I

780
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: heard her over talking to her sister in law or

781
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: to my sister in law, her sister saying, I mean,

782
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's really that bad, Like anytime

783
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: he even fels remotely sick, he starts and then one

784
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 1: hundred and two point eight and she was like, I'm sorry,

785
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: he's really sick. She had to apologize. She had to

786
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: apologize and it sucked. It was rough. It was a

787
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: rough week. And I don't know how you're eating. Did

788
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: you still have an appetite? No? Wow? No, So I

789
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: didn't eat for three days like et on the rocks.

790
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: After that it was all I mean and I and

791
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: then with my even when my fever went away, my

792
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: sore throat did not go away, and so trying to

793
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: eat something it was like I would chew choot choot,

794
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: and then ah and I just swallow it. Anyway, it's

795
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: so much pain going down this sophagus. Was the family

796
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: laughing at you, like her her side, No, because then

797
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: my mother in law started feeling sick. My father in

798
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: law started feeling sick. Ground zero, My three year old sick.

799
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: Like the first day I felt better, I was like,

800
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: we're going to the beach in the morning. We're going

801
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: to the beach, going to the beach, let's go and

802
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: we get there. And my three year old is the

803
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: one that never complains about anything. He is a go getter.

804
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: Just run in the ocean, bro dive in the sand,

805
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: build a castle, has fun everywhere, always in a good mood.

806
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: All he did was moan and complain while we're there. Uh,

807
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to go. H it's too hot. That's

808
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: when you know it's bad. So I called the father

809
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: in law and I was like, hey, you're gonna have

810
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: to come get him. He's not feeling good or he's

811
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: being moaning, blah blah blah. We get back from the

812
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 1: beach and they're like, I think he might be sick.

813
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: When he got home, he requested to go take a nap.

814
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: If he requested to go take a nap, that's a

815
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: dead giveaway he's sick. And what do you know, he

816
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: gets up from his nap one on one point six fever.

817
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here we go.

818
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: And also, is that the what they talk like on

819
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 2: that side of the family. He requested to take a nap?

820
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 2: How about he asked to take a nap?

821
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 1: Uh, he asked to go to sleep? Is what they said?

822
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 2: Was the request accepted or denied?

823
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: Thank you? Father in law? Well yeah, hell kind of.

824
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: You gotta understand my father. We got here. And here's

825
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: the thing. The in law father in law is a lawyer,

826
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: sister in law lawyer, So they talk a little different.

827
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: They are a little more than they are used to

828
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: court talk. And you know, preaching and like contracts, I

829
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: don't know, may I have my gavel? So then my

830
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 1: my my three year old sick and so then on Friday,

831
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: we finally had one day where we got to go

832
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: do stuff and we went to the Saint Pete Peer.

833
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: We ate at some restaurant that was on the pier.

834
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: Not very good, very touristy, but you got to look

835
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: out over the ocean. We went to the Splash Pad

836
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: and we were right down the street from Tropicana Field.

837
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: They were playing the Braves. A lot of Brais fans

838
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: in town. Didn't see any Braves players. Didn't go to

839
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: the game. That was my vacation. Did you see rozena

840
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: no a raz Arena. No, didn't see him, but I did,

841
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: but in the home run derby though, watch for him tonight.

842
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: But then I get back to Nashville, and you want

843
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 1: to talk about an absolute cluster is our airport? Our

844
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 1: airport is a cluster because of this, don't know. This

845
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 1: is after fourth of July. It was on Saturday, and

846
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean I was there on Saturday, what time on Saturday? Midnight?

847
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: I was there early. The traffic at our airport is

848
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: out of control. It's a popular city. I understand it's

849
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: a popular city, but it is the traffic patterns. They

850
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: do this whole remodel. They didn't think about remodeling the

851
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: traffic flow where it actually flows. Instead, it just sits

852
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: the way it's set up. You're right, it is. It

853
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: brings them in. It's a mouse trap. And then it's

854
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: a mouse trap. Yes, you're trapped. There's nowhere to go,

855
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: and there's i mean everybody. It circles right back to

856
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: the same spot. Yes, like everybody collides incoming and outgoing.

857
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: Everybody collide.

858
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: That was a design flaw, and we remodel.

859
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: The port is gorgeous.

860
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: You can get food, you can go to a bathroom

861
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 2: that's AI where it pulls out your cock, you pull

862
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 2: it out of being sarcastic. It's very AI. The whole airport, Yes,

863
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: except for traffic.

864
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: Except for traffic. So we get off the plane, go

865
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: down to baggage, and you gotta remember, we got three car.

866
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: Seats are my wife and I suitcase. The two kids

867
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: they have their suitcase seats. They pulled their own, and

868
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: we have a diaper bag and some other bag with

869
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: miscellaneous crap because and we're just sitting there waiting and

870
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: We got to get to Lot B, which is way

871
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: out there. Got to take the shuttle.

872
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 2: VIP, and you need a VIP. It's too expensive, it's

873
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 2: really not. It's eight dollars more a day. It's so

874
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 2: worth it. Right now, what you're telling me could have

875
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: been alleviated if you pull up in park VIP.

876
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know that. So we're just sitting there

877
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: waiting for the bags, waiting for the bags, waiting for

878
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: the bags, waiting for the bag. What do you know

879
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: they've landed. Well, I'm on the plane, so I know

880
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: they landed. Do you know that bags are there or

881
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: they lost? Well no, because our whole thing nothing. The

882
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: little turnstile hadn't even turned on. Got it. And so

883
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: finally my wife's like, after about twenty minutes, she's like,

884
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: and this is after you got to understand. It takes

885
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: us a long time to get the baggage claim. With

886
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: three kids, you gotta stop at the bathroom. The one

887
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: year old gotta change his diaper. He wants to walk,

888
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: and so you can't carry him, so he walks really slow.

889
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: Kids getting distracted. They look over at this. So it

890
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: takes us a good twenty five minutes and not only that,

891
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: we're at the last damn gate. We're at the farthest

892
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: gate from baggage.

893
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: Claim we landed at the last gate. Wow, I think

894
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,479
Speaker 2: every plane lands at the last game.

895
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: There is Why am I never on the plane that

896
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: lands at the first game?

897
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 2: I think we all that's where we land because Laura

898
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: said the exact same thing.

899
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: Who baser, I have never landed at the first gate,

900
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: second gate, third game. No, we are at the last

901
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: gate see twenty eight thirty. Whatever the hell it is

902
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: way back there in the corner. So we gonna walk

903
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: to the link of the airport. So finally I'm like,

904
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna go get on the shuttle and

905
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get the car. I don't know how

906
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: my wife's gonna drag three car seats a suitcase all

907
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: out to the curb with three kids.

908
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: And you can't park there for a minute or they

909
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: freak out right up your asshole. So sorry, ma'am, I

910
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 2: didn't want to get sodomized.

911
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: I get in the freaking little thing and we drive

912
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: out to the car and it's raining, and I'm like,

913
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: thank god, we're doing it this way. But the only

914
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: problem is it took me fifteen minutes to get to

915
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: the lot because of all the traffic. Yep, and I'm

916
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,919
Speaker 1: talking like a quarter mile people, it ain't a long thing.

917
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: So then I get in my car and I'm like,

918
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: how am I gonna get back to the gate because

919
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: traffic is so bad? Everybody come back from fourth to

920
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: July hot, I guess, and everybody's being picked up at

921
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: the same time. The traffic is all the way, Like

922
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: the lot that I'm coming out of is four deep.

923
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: We can't even get through the stop sign. So I'm like,

924
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna beat the traffic. I'm gonna

925
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: go right out of the airport and come back in

926
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: another entrance. You're a local, you know that. I know that.

927
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: So I do that. That entrance is backed up a

928
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: mile ha ha. This doesn't get any better. So I'm like,

929
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: all right, well, I'm not gonna wait in that right

930
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: hand lane. I'm gonna be one of those guys. I'm

931
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: gonna go up in the left hand lane all the way.

932
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: Take it for that all the way up. But you

933
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: get to the stop sign. At stop sign, you can

934
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: go straight, left or right, cut in front. So I'm

935
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: gonna go right because the other lane you don't go

936
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: to the stop sign and you just curve right. It's

937
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: just a right hand turn lane. So I turn right.

938
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: You play dumb. No, No, it's good, it's legal to

939
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: do it. But then you come to a stoplight and

940
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: you gotta go right, and there's two lanes that go

941
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: back to the terminal. It says terminal terminal. I'm amazed

942
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: at how stupid people are when they come to driving

943
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: because it's backed up. It's a cluster because nobody knows

944
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: which lane to go in. It has signs up like

945
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: the signs in the sky that say terminal. There's two arrows,

946
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: so there's two lanes. Every single person sits in one lane.

947
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: So I just get over in the right lane of

948
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: terminal and I pass one hundred and fifty cars ah

949
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: to the terminal. That's part of the Sore Losers Nation

950
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: MENSA Club. And I guarantee you people sat in that

951
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: stuff for thirty forty five minutes. And I mean, I

952
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: don't understand because there was two lanes that went all

953
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: the way back to the terminal, and I was the

954
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: only car in the right lane. Everybody else in the

955
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 1: left lane terminal get in wife and kids, there's about

956
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty people that want to kick your

957
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: dad's ass. So then come on, kids. As I'm pulling up,

958
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 1: my wife is coming out dragging the luggage and she's

959
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: at the very last exit of the airport and there's

960
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: a guy there that he had come out and he

961
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: has his bag and he's kissing his girlfriend or wife,

962
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: kissing her, kissing her. And so I'm just halfway in,

963
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: like up to the curb, waiting for them to pull out,

964
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 1: and he was pull out, well, I mean in the car.

965
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: The car. I was gonna say, hell, there's quite the

966
00:45:52,840 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: goodbyes there at Nashville Airport. And I'm like, all right,

967
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: this is gonna take him. They'll just get in the

968
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: car real quick, right.

969
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 2: Man.

970
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 1: Now he's talking to the kid in the back seat.

971
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: Your daddy is not as nice as me. He's talking

972
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: to the kid in the back seat. Now he's kissing

973
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: his girlfriend or wife again. This has been seven minutes.

974
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there with my butt sticking out into the

975
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: like half one lane of traffic. I'm trying to getinst

976
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: the curb and the lady comes up, sir, sir, you

977
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: gotta move, dude, she'll come at you. And I said,

978
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, I'm trying to load. And they

979
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: go She goes, are they outside? I said, yeah, they're

980
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: right there, sir, you gotta move and I said, and

981
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: she goes, they're outside and I said, yes, they're right

982
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: there with three car seats. You see him? She goes, oh,

983
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: you can just pull up right right here, And she

984
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: wanted me to pull up against the curb in the

985
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: lane of traffic. That's a mini van, sorry PTSD. And

986
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: so I pull up in the lane of traffic, up

987
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: on the curb. So I'm now I'm blocking the right

988
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: lane and we're gonna try to load three car seats

989
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: in traffic. And of course, right when we start loading

990
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,959
Speaker 1: the first car seat, guess what, No, the guy making

991
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: out with his girlfriend finally pulls out. We'll see you

992
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: soon though, and my wife's like, all right, why don't

993
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: you back it in? So then I get back in

994
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: the car and I started backing in and some guy

995
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: walks right behind the car and I almost hit him

996
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: because he doesn't even look. He just walks out like

997
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: he doesn't give a damn, because of course he probably

998
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: doesn't think the car is gonna be going backwards.

999
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 2: So we a I'll see you soon. Oh yeah, last

1000
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: night I didn't wear a glove.

1001
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: So I pull it, I back it back up, put

1002
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: the three kids in the front seat. We load the

1003
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: car seats. I changed a shit filled diaper. We drive home.

1004
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: Happy vacation. It's good to be back.

1005
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 2: I have a small teas coach about the casinos in

1006
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 2: Dominican REPUBLICA.

1007
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: Right after this, tell me more of my friend.

1008
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 2: I mean, this is just to save people out there.

1009
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 2: Be careful, be careful. Casinos International are not Las Vegas, Nevada.

1010
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Day one, I had this whole plan.

1011
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go there.

1012
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play sportsbook, gonna play craps. It's gonna beautiful.

1013
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 2: It's me awesome Sportsbook. They had the biggest ass TVs

1014
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. They almost look like the Mark What

1015
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 2: is it called in Vegas.

1016
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: It's awesome.

1017
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 2: You swim circa circa swim? Yeah, dude, I thought there

1018
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 2: was circa swim. These TVs were that big.

1019
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: That's cool because the TV in my bedroom when I

1020
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: was sick didn't work.

1021
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: A ah, I watched the wall right, you're wondering paint drives.

1022
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you're wondering what I watched, hold up

1023
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 1: in the bed for three days, nothing because the TV

1024
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: didn't work. But go ahead, a little bit of smut

1025
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 1: on my phone.

1026
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 2: So I go up to the guy, Hey man, where's

1027
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: your sports paper? If I talk in another language, I'm

1028
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 2: not making fun of them. I just want you people

1029
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 2: to know that they're talking Spanish. It's not making fun, right.

1030
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so, But go ahead.

1031
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 2: I mean he's talking in Spanish and I go. So

1032
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 2: I go up to the guy and go, hey man,

1033
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,439
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing a paper. The big TV's big guys

1034
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 2: TV don't a bet on sports. There's a paper And

1035
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 2: he goes, no, no English.

1036
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: What the hell?

1037
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 2: How the hell is this guy gonna help me? He

1038
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: doesn't even speak English. So I see a table sitting

1039
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 2: next to him, and there's like three mob.

1040
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: Members sitting there.

1041
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: One of them has a logo on his shirt, and

1042
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 2: I go, hey man, I'm not seeing the paper that

1043
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 2: shows me the numbers on when I can bet the sports.

1044
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 2: We got wimbled in, we got MLB tonight, all kinds

1045
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 2: of stuff.

1046
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: Not really understanding what I'm saying is a uh englois.

1047
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 2: Inglis masamenos, and so here we go again language barrier,

1048
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 2: and I go amigo el el television de naro de

1049
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 2: naro and basically he tells me that they got their

1050
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 2: light since revoked and they're waiting to for the rules

1051
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 2: and governing committee to allow them to gamble again.

1052
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: Is what I got.

1053
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 2: After thirty minutes. Again, there was a massive language barrier.

1054
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 2: So the day one plan was sports book, right, yeah,

1055
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: all right, So I go and I did some and

1056
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 2: I did some uh our rules one hundred dollars a day.

1057
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 1: So I go and I do Roulette, loss one hundred.

1058
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 1: Day two.

1059
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: You know what we're gonna do, sweetie, We're gonna damp

1060
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 2: play craps. If there's no sports, we're playing craps. Let's

1061
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 2: go play craft. Slide the dice, go up to the table.

1062
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 2: It was noon. They're not open till eight o'clock. So

1063
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 2: I go to Roulette, drop one hundred and lose.

1064
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: Oh the craps tables aren't open to eight. The relates

1065
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: Roulette's open.

1066
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 2: Correct, So I've done Roulette two days in a row.

1067
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 2: That's not my game plan. My game plan is craps

1068
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: and sportsbook. Those are both closed. I lose two hundred

1069
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 2: in two days. All right, Day three, I'm gonna play craps.

1070
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: Mother effort bazers, stay home. We want to play craps.

1071
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 2: She stays at the place. I'm at the craps table. Baby,

1072
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 2: I'm actually playing craps. Things are fun. These are fun.

1073
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 2: Dude next to me, he's from La. He goes, hey, careful, dude,

1074
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 2: keep an eye on your chips. Watch this, Like, what

1075
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 2: the hell does that mean? We're playing? We're playing. We're

1076
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: doing roles.

1077
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: You gotta do fifteen dollars. If what sucks?

1078
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 2: So my money's drained and I'm like, forty five down.

1079
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: Oh here we go, oh sixty down. Money's draining. The

1080
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 2: guy goes, hey, is this anybody's chips? And I go yeah,

1081
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 2: those are mine. And the guy goes yeah, if you

1082
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 2: don't pay attention, they can just grab your chips up.

1083
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: Kiddy what I'm not kiddy, dude, I'm not kiddy.

1084
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: Oh my, And so he goes, yeah, dude, it's not

1085
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: like Vegas.

1086
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: Man.

1087
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll get fed up in Vegas and look about

1088
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars in there. He goes, dude, they'll grab

1089
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 2: your chips up. Keep an eye on it. He was

1090
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 2: not kidding, dude. They double check with you. They'll go, hey,

1091
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 2: are these are chips? If you're not paying attention, they

1092
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 2: snag them.

1093
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: That maybe that's what happened to my cousin when he

1094
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: was in Lake Tahoe. My cousin's husband, he was in

1095
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: Lake Tahoe and he was playing craps and he was rolling.

1096
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: He was the roller, and all of a sudden, the

1097
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: dude next to him got freaking tackled by security, like

1098
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: bum rushed. Yeah, because they caught him on camera. Every

1099
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: time my cousin would roll, the guy would reach over

1100
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: and take money from his stack and put him in

1101
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: his and you know how you give you a little tray.

1102
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: And so maybe he thought he was in the Dominican

1103
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: Republican you were allowed to do that, where you're allowed

1104
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: to just take all those chips. Coach, he gets worse.

1105
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 2: Oh oh, so your boys down to do about forty dollars?

1106
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: And I saw no. I was like, man, my la boy.

1107
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: He's like, yeahdude, you gotta watch your chidreal. Like, how

1108
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: what's up?

1109
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 2: Bro?

1110
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: Go bettess? They got betts right, MOOKI bets, well you bets? Yeah, yeah,

1111
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: they don't have bettas.

1112
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 2: Give him dapts, I'm kind of making friends with this

1113
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 2: other guy.

1114
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: If a Dodgers hat on or a Laker's hat Dodgers Okay,

1115
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: he said, la, so I assumed the Lakers.

1116
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 2: Sorry, so yeah, I'm giving DAPs. He's actually pretty damn funny.

1117
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 2: You get watch your tips man, come on to watch

1118
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 2: your chips. So another person rolls. That's fine, I got

1119
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 2: forty forty dollars left. Okay, rolling, rolling, rolling. There was

1120
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 2: some controversy. Apparently the one guy the dice went out

1121
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: of the ring. I'm not in on this. You could

1122
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: like go in and go out. Yeah, I'm not in

1123
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: on this one. The dice Apparently, in Vegas, if you're

1124
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 2: hot and one of the dice goes out, they'll give

1125
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 2: you your dice back.

1126
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: They denied him dice back. He had to go with

1127
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: new dice.

1128
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh and he rolled crapped out immediately, and he goes

1129
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 2: this big, big dude.

1130
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know where he was from.

1131
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 2: He's like every time, that happens every time when you

1132
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: go new dice, dude.

1133
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: So the table's starting to get violent, and then it happened.

1134
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 2: Oh damn, what non day, table's on edge?

1135
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I got forty dollars.

1136
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, eh, fit, dude, this table's like bad luck,

1137
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 2: like horrible juju. I'm going all in, baby, all m

1138
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:56,479
Speaker 2: chicks rolling?

1139
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: She chicks rolling? The hell did she roll?

1140
00:53:59,800 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 2: She?

1141
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: Let's say an eight? She rolled an eight?

1142
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 2: What would you go rolling on forty on just a

1143
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 2: seven or eleven? And then she rolled an eight? So

1144
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 2: I needed an eight?

1145
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,240
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? So I'm like, here we go, baby, Hey, hey, hey, We're.

1146
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 2: All like, hey, hey, we're all team. I got my

1147
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 2: la boy, I got this big old dude. I don't

1148
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 2: even know who the hell he had a hot chick

1149
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 2: th I was like, hell, the hell did you pull her? Well,

1150
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 2: I'm just chilling there. I'm chilling there.

1151
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm all in, guys, I'm all in. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1152
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: girl rolls it. Last second the.

1153
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 2: Dealer reaches over, oh his arm to grab a chip.

1154
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,479
Speaker 2: It drills his arm, rolls over. One of them's a four.

1155
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 2: The dice keeps rolling, rolling, goes three seven.

1156
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: Crap out, no, no, roll, man, Hey, that's interference. That's interference.

1157
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 2: The guy at the table not here. It ain't interference here.

1158
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 2: It's on the table. It counts my la dude and

1159
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 2: my big guy, go, what the fuck?

1160
00:54:55,440 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 1: They're like in Vegas, that's a reroll. Reroll, dude, we

1161
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: like that bullshit. Dude.

1162
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: Homeboy right next to me, he's yelling straight at the dealer,

1163
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 2: speaking different languages, but he's like that's bullshit.

1164
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: He's like in ustatus, that's no rule.

1165
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 2: And the guy's like on the table as buy and

1166
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 2: omigo that's buyano, and we're like that bullshit.

1167
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: I got like forty, they had like a couple hundred

1168
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: on it. I'm like that bullshit, dude. We're all yelled,

1169
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: but I had no buddy. Let that sounds some night

1170
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: three ended. We're all yelling bullshit. We all split. We

1171
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: were out of the table. Dude, what in a legal role?

1172
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: That's a reroll? Oh yes, rero, reroll, reroll. Are you

1173
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,959
Speaker 1: ready for day four? Oh god, you went back.

1174
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: So I lost three hundred. We had prepared. We took

1175
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 2: fourteen hundred, so we were prepared.

1176
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 1: We were prepared. This is my final day, last day.

1177
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: Oh boy, there's no time. There's no sport, there's no

1178
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: time like the president to win right.

1179
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 2: No time, no craps, there's no craps. It's before eight,

1180
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 2: there's nothing. So guess what I'm doing I don't know,

1181
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 2: video roulette. Baby, come out, okay, all right, I'm doing

1182
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 2: video Roulette. I blew through twenty, blew through another twenty

1183
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,439
Speaker 2: one hundred a day, remember one hundred a dayep nop,

1184
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 2: I'm down eighty.

1185
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: I got twenty left.

1186
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Basers in the vicinity, she had done one

1187
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 2: hundred on slots, won three hundred, so she was saving

1188
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 2: the team. She comes over, She's like, I'm done. These

1189
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 2: slots are weird, but I did win, okay, cool. I

1190
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 2: got twenty bucks left, dude, twenty bucks. The machine's saying

1191
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 2: ten seconds left. Basers kind of like talking in my ear.

1192
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm annoying me. I'm trying to figureut what

1193
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 2: I'm doing.

1194
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: Ten nine, eight.

1195
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 2: Seven, six five four, all right, I got twenty left.

1196
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: Put on black, put on black, ball on black. My

1197
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: last twenty I put it on black. Put it all

1198
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,879
Speaker 1: on black. Ball, rolls around. All I got is twenty left,

1199
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: roll roll roll roll it.

1200
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:57,240
Speaker 2: Lands twenty six or twenty eight black ye winner, baby winner, winner.

1201
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: I look at the machine says zero zero dollars.

1202
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: Hell no, Why didn't didn't you say you won? Yes?

1203
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: I won? Hell no?

1204
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 2: I look at the machine. It says zero dollars. It

1205
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 2: went twenty six black. I bet black and it says

1206
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 2: zero dollars, and I go, hell, no, this is a replay, dude,

1207
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 2: this is a replay of the Crafts the night before.

1208
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: I'm getting absolutely screwed in the Dominican Republic. I'm like security, security,

1209
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 2: I need security over here, over twenty dollars. I'm like security,

1210
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 2: I need everybody over here. One lady comes over here,

1211
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 2: she was a server. Next person comes over. It's a manager.

1212
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 2: Next person comes over, it's a pit boss. Next person

1213
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 2: comes over. It's a general manager. And she has a

1214
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 2: thing and she takes apart the entire machine and pulls

1215
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 2: up the code and I go, there is no way

1216
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 2: in hell that wasn't a winner. I put twenty on black,

1217
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 2: twenty on black. She pulls up the code, pulls up

1218
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 2: the paper, and she goes, this was your bet. Here

1219
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 2: for a rolls row, and I go, yes, it's twenty

1220
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 2: six black. I want I want my forty dollars. I

1221
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 2: want to get the hell out of the Dominican Republic.

1222
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 2: Please just let me have my forty dollars. And she goes, sir,

1223
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: actually you placed your twenty dollars a centimeter above the

1224
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: black and there's column bets, but you actually placed it

1225
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 2: on direct line bets, so you only bet on three numbers.

1226
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 2: You didn't even bet black. So I tucked my tail

1227
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 2: between my legs and I got the fuck out of

1228
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 2: that casino. I never went back, and Baser goes, that

1229
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 2: was so embarrassing that lady tore the ass out of

1230
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 2: that machine.

1231
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: And you were wrong, sweetie.

1232
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a such thing as a

1233
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 2: line bet above the blacke. Dude, I couldn't have had

1234
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 2: worse luck at the casino. After four days, I shut

1235
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:56,439
Speaker 2: it down. I said, thank you, thank you, We love Yeah,

1236
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 2: that's bad. The fact that now you know, nah, you know.

1237
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: The fact she ripped the ass out of the machine

1238
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: and she was able to tell her you bet on

1239
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 1: three numbers. Do you know what your numbers were? It

1240
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: was pretty It wasn't on one of mine.

1241
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 2: It was whatever the it was like the seventeen eighteen nineteen.

1242
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 2: I bet three numbers with twenty. But dude, it was

1243
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 2: quite the scene to have a manager, a cocktail waitress,

1244
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: some random pit boss. It wasn't even helping with anything.

1245
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 2: Mechanic take apart the machine and pull out the paper. Hey,

1246
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 2: did you know you could do that? Though you couldn't

1247
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 2: know that, I know, I knew, and they showed the.

1248
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: Exact print out the code.

1249
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 2: I was reading all kinds of AI shit over twenty

1250
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 2: and I go, oh, there's a line pack. Okay, a

1251
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 2: thesa ca ues.

1252
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: We're going back to America. We're out here. Thank you,

1253
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: you've been fun, you've been fun.

1254
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 2: The cinsonator was out Who damn man, let that be

1255
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 2: a cautionary.

1256
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, what a weekend.

1257
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 2: What a week But they're still waiting for their Rules

1258
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 2: and Regulation committee to allow them to do gaming.

1259
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, well, welcome back. I guess we'll see

1260
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 1: it wednesday.

1261
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 2: You guys complaining about short episodes. We told you we

1262
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 2: were on vacation.

1263
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: People are idiots. People are idiots. Let's see people even

1264
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: download like, let me see I anybody listen to it?

1265
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: See if we should do him next time? And they

1266
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: were not in Hey, they had the same reaction we

1267
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: did about our logo, and so we got to go

1268
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: back to the drawing board. Yeah it was bad. I

1269
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: mean I thought it was bad when we got it,

1270
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: but then I was very confused, very confused. But all right,

1271
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: have a good Monday. Feels good, feels good. All right,

1272
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 1: put the damn vape down to it. You look so stupid.

1273
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 2: Final smoke, man, It was good here.

1274
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: It's good for your voice. Right, it's like razor, buddy. No,

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Speaker 1: it really was, dude. I don't think you understand. Like,

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Speaker 1: my throat hurts so bad. And then my mother in

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Speaker 1: law was puking and she had a sore throat. My

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Speaker 1: father in law had a sore throat. Oh that's bad, dude.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like the hell house. It was rough.

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Speaker 2: It was rough. Did you tell the cleaning crew the

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Speaker 2: Airbnb they got to fumigate that thing.

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Speaker 1: No, I just assume they will. Well. Next family, good luck. Oh,