1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Talk to a lot of people 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 1: who are hesitant to tell us a dirty little secret 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: or a big, dirty, whatever kind of secret you got 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 1: a lot of people are hesitant because they don't believe 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: us that you will remain anonymous. Text in though four 6 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 1: one oh six one. Promise you and we always stand 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 1: by our promises. Yes we do most of the time. 8 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: That's how we operate on this show. But if you 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: want to get a dirty little secret off your chest, 10 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: I promise you will remain anonymous. Nobody will know who 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 1: you are. Text in four one oh six one and 12 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: we will let you tell your dirty little secret. And 13 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: the anonymous person we have on the phone today, I 14 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,319 Speaker 1: give everybody a nickname, so nobody don't knows who they are. 15 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: Really cool to talk to this person. It's Fast Eddy 16 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: A fast Eddies use electronics emporium. Yeah I don't either. 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: I just made it up. What's up, Fast Eddie? You 18 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: got some TV's to sell? So great? Ah, don't sound 19 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: like an Eddie? You No, you don't or fast? But 20 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: today I'm fast Eddy. All right, Fast Eddie. What's your 21 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Okay? So, um, I'm a really open person. 22 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: Um A lot of that has to do with the 23 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,960 Speaker 1: fact that I've been in therapy for a long time. 24 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, me too, join the club. Yeah yeah, good good. 25 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: Everyone needs to be in therapy. Um, but there is 26 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: there is someone that I have a crush on and 27 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: I cannot tell them. Okay, okay. Is it someone lazy 28 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: a therapist? Um? Well, yes, this happens a lot. I 29 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 1: think that people will like fall for their therapist. How 30 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: about you. Are you in a relationship or are you 31 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 1: single and looking to sit on a couch and cry 32 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: and mingle? No, you know, like I've been single by 33 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: choice for quite some time. I, Um, hold on just 34 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: one second. I'm on the phone. Are you a mom? Sorry? Yes, 35 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: I'm telling a dirty little secret and you're interrupting me. 36 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk about how i'd like to sleep 37 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: with my therapist, and you kids will not tipe down. 38 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: That's amazing. Well too, so you're not by choice. I 39 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: didn't have a crush on this guy immediately, and it's 40 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: it's bad because he's married, and like, oh he's married. 41 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 1: I do stupid things like I'll sometimes I'll dress up 42 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: for you. Okay, no, So why are you attracted to 43 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: your therapist? Is it his looks or is it just 44 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: because he knows you on like such a deep level. Honestly, 45 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: it's got to be both. I mean, he is very attractive, 46 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: super hot, obviously an amazing listener, and he's a good listener. 47 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: You have to remember, though, he's not a good represent 48 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: representation of guys because he's a good listener because you're 49 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 1: paying him. Yeah. Yeah, once you were in a relationship 50 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: with him, we'd probably be like most dudes and be 51 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: like what, sorry, I was why. I don't feel like 52 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: therapists would be like that though, No, probably not. I 53 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: actually it probably would be annoying to data therapist. Yeah, 54 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: you know, I've been to I've been through a lot 55 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: of therapy in my life, and I asked me, I 56 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: feel like I play armchair therapists a lot, you know, 57 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 1: like armchair quarterback and Alex If you didn't know this, 58 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, so she I'm sure sometimes 59 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: it's like, oh, shut up already. No, No, I value 60 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: you and put so much on mental health and everything 61 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: you know about therapy. Seriously. Yeah, but there are sometimes 62 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 1: where I can tell it's like, Okay, not every reaction 63 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: has caused from this, like you'd like see Alex flaming 64 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: Adults of the Frige and you're like, let's unpack that. 65 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: Let's figure it out, like what what what did that feel? 66 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: Young or old when you did that? What part of 67 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: you was that that slammed the door to the refrigerators? 68 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: Like the hungry part that didn't find food? You like, 69 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm like, babe, I think I'm codependent. He's like, I've known. 70 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: I've known that for a while. Now let's sit down 71 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: and talk about it. Yeah, I've been waiting for you 72 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: to feel like. I'm like, why didn't you tell him? 73 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: He's like I tried. Yeah, but yeah, maybe. I mean, 74 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: you know, you ever think about that maybe the relationship 75 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: that you would like to have with your therapist, they 76 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: seeing as you have a crush on it, might not 77 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: be what do you think it's going to be? No, obviously, 78 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: I just I still have the feelings. You could just 79 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: start sharing things to see how it goes, Like, how 80 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: are you feeling today? Oh? Fine, just another guy. I 81 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: found out that I'm a beast in the sack, just 82 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: like I'm so good at it that these guys just 83 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: keep hitting me up and I'm tired of it. You know, 84 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: what should I do if like I'm just getting too 85 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: many guys hiding up. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?