WEBVTT - Work Husband

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he

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<v Speaker 1>wears more shapeware than I do. We'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>find out what that's all about in just a few

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<v Speaker 1>but right now it is time time for the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>and today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>Nephew. What you got? Well, you know, everybody has one.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people don't admit that they have one,

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<v Speaker 3>but a lot of people have one. Okay, right, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>Carla has one. I'm not sure if Monica got one

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<v Speaker 3>or not. I'm not sure Monica got one.

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<v Speaker 2>This right here is work husband, work hus.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, all you fellas out there is rolling trust

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<v Speaker 3>and believe your wife has a work husband.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, take a listen. Here here we go cat

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<v Speaker 2>no work husband.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Gary. Gary. Who's this? Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is this? Hey? This is Tony Man. I work

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<v Speaker 4>with your wife. Pam is all right, she's fine, she's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I'm one of the co workers.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've

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<v Speaker 4>been working with he quite some time. I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 4>like what they call her, her work husband. Man, you

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<v Speaker 4>may have heard her mentioned me before Tony.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait wait wait wait, back up, back up, because I

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<v Speaker 5>may be a little sleep. What did you say a husband?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. Man.

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<v Speaker 4>It ain't but one husband here. Okay, now I got that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a work husband, you know, you know like that,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, be just something playful at the job.

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<v Speaker 5>They be saying, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, it's just just something, you know, playful

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<v Speaker 4>they be saying. You know, uh, when you hang around

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<v Speaker 4>somebody a lot, they say he's a work husband or

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<v Speaker 4>your work wife, you know, something like that. But not

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<v Speaker 4>not nothing nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all. Man.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, what's what's up? Man? I mean what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? I was calling man, trying to ask you how long?

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<v Speaker 4>How long were you're paying married?

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<v Speaker 5>Wait? Wait, what's what's your name again?

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Tony?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we've been married about eight or nine years. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>How long do you do? If you don't mind me asking?

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<v Speaker 4>How much longer do you see y'all y'all being married?

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of do mind you that. Okay, what hold up?

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<v Speaker 5>How'd you get this number again? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I got to I got the number out of

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<v Speaker 4>out of Pan's phone. Man, I wanted to call you myself.

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<v Speaker 5>Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of

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<v Speaker 5>my wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I don't even

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<v Speaker 5>ask out whoa on whoa? Why are you in my

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<v Speaker 5>wife's phone?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? No, dude, I mean I just got it off

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<v Speaker 4>a desk. Man. I wanted to. I wanted to, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to reach out to you, man, kind of

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<v Speaker 4>having like a private conversation with you. That's all.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, what first one? Why are you and my wife's phone?

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<v Speaker 5>You calling me?

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<v Speaker 4>Dude?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean this, this, this, this, this husband things really

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<v Speaker 5>is really bowing me right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's just it's just that's the work husband, man,

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<v Speaker 4>that's all it is.

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<v Speaker 5>What is a work?

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<v Speaker 4>Husband? What are you?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you doing with my wife?

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<v Speaker 4>You know? That's just like you know, like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll bring her some coffee and donuts to the job,

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<v Speaker 4>or you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>if she don't feel like going.

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<v Speaker 5>My wife don't even like jnut if we got a

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<v Speaker 5>new coffee machine just two weeks ago, So why are

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<v Speaker 5>you bringing my wife food?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey? Man? Listen, really, I really, I basically I just

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<v Speaker 4>called for this year. How long do you foresee y'all

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<v Speaker 4>being married to death?

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<v Speaker 5>Do us? What do you mean? How long are we

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<v Speaker 5>gonna be married? What's your namby is? Tory?

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<v Speaker 4>Tony Man? Tony Tony? Let me toy.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't give a damn you ask you me this?

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on? Let me let me call my wife? Hold on,

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<v Speaker 5>hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>Say hold on Hello Hello Gary, Well Gary.

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<v Speaker 5>Tam you better call me within two minutes. Right now

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<v Speaker 5>it's ten thirty eight. You better call me my ted

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<v Speaker 5>for here you're black be sleeping outside?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Tory? Hello? Yes? Are you to ask you that?

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<v Speaker 4>Why you call her? Man? This gonna be a conversation

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<v Speaker 4>me and you having together held on on hearth.

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<v Speaker 5>You're talking about you, you and my wife's work husband.

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<v Speaker 5>It ain't but one husband up in here?

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<v Speaker 4>What my land name?

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<v Speaker 5>And she don't keep it till death? Do us part? Now?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad you called me on a Friday. I'm so

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<v Speaker 5>glad because I got all weekend to think about that

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<v Speaker 5>Swiss And I'm gonna give you because this out here.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, hey man, he man all, I'm trying to figure

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<v Speaker 4>out how much n would do you think you want

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<v Speaker 4>to be married to her?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better

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<v Speaker 5>get right with Jesus on Sunday? Because I gave dance

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<v Speaker 5>team you're gonna meet a Monday morning. I'm taking my

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<v Speaker 5>wife up there early, and I want to see your black.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just trying to out. All I'm saying is if

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't want to be be mad to any longer

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<v Speaker 4>than maybe we could work. So now that's all I'm asking.

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<v Speaker 5>A workout partner. All we need to work out is

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<v Speaker 5>be there Monday, because I'm sure the hell's gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>there pushing early Monday, waiting for your work husband. Mind.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, look man, I'm working. I'm not trying to look.

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<v Speaker 4>An't trying to do is have a deeper man to

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<v Speaker 4>man conversation with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, all right, you don't call me trying to both

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<v Speaker 5>you bringing my wife donuts and coffee and all up

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<v Speaker 5>in up phone. This ain't no decent conversations.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey man, I'm her work husband. Everybody everybody most people

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<v Speaker 4>have a work husband, all work wife. Man. That's that's

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<v Speaker 4>known in the corporate work work husband.

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<v Speaker 5>You hear what I'm saying, what a work husband and you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna be there Monday eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey man, I'm not finishing go back. Look you know

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm Finnah, just call Pam. I just call Pam.

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<v Speaker 5>I only call me back in about a minute and

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<v Speaker 5>fifteen seconds. We're gonna wait for her to call me back.

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<v Speaker 5>Work husband, minds miss on a Friday?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well that it was just it was just a question.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just trying to see if you didn't want to,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe we could work something out.

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<v Speaker 5>If I find out if this is any truth to

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<v Speaker 5>anything you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be the lay down

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<v Speaker 5>to night.

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<v Speaker 4>Ain't nobody finna do nothing to my baby? I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>ain't nobody gonna do it?

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<v Speaker 5>What did you just tell my wife your baby?

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<v Speaker 4>Nah?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I'm Monday mister Work's husband.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey man, I'm I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 4>to say to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, No, you got nothing to say to me, said Monday?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, No, I got something else I need to

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<v Speaker 4>say to you. Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 5>You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up

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<v Speaker 5>there on Monday at eight.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I got I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 4>to say.

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<v Speaker 5>You got nothing to say to me yourself Monday. I

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<v Speaker 5>got I do.

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<v Speaker 4>Got one more thing to say to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead, go ahead, I say that you listening. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>listening this for work coverage.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, just what I want to tell you?

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<v Speaker 5>Tell me?

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<v Speaker 4>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>You just got pranked by your brother Eric.

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<v Speaker 5>Love That can't put you up to this. I'm so

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<v Speaker 5>glad this is a joke. Somebody was about to die.

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<v Speaker 4>You alright?

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<v Speaker 5>Man? Oh man, that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 4>You're all right.

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<v Speaker 5>I need a drink, man, Man, Yeah, Man, I got

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<v Speaker 5>one more thing I gotta ask you, man, what is

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<v Speaker 5>the baddest radio show in the lane?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 5>The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>And now you have it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>All you work wise? I tell what it too? Are

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<v Speaker 3>you work wise?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do? Baby? People? If you coming to

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<v Speaker 2>town Montgomery.

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<v Speaker 3>To the gum Baby, y'all don't want to miss this show.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, this is gonna be a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>Montgomery, Alabama, the thirtieth, that Saturday night of March.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>They go on sale right now at the Montgomery Performing

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<v Speaker 3>Arts Center. It's means celebrity of the comedian JJ Williamson and.

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<v Speaker 2>My mad Wait. We shaking it up all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Laying in the cut on Stee April fifth, April Fool's

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<v Speaker 3>Tory Hart. Now you got nephew. Tommy ten Man. Did

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<v Speaker 3>I get everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>He DJ about thirteen of y'all DJ by DJ Nvy

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<v Speaker 3>turteen of y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I did thirty too much time? Is that up? I

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<v Speaker 2>saw the Fly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a That's a nine hour comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>New York City at the.

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<v Speaker 3>Barclays, Brooklyn and the House, Friday night, April the fifth.

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<v Speaker 2>Nigga's gonna sell right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're tired just talking about it, Tommy.

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<v Speaker 2>Man boy, I'm on b K all right, thank you. Nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject he wears more

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<v Speaker 1>shapewear than I do. We'll get into that Right after this,

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to Harvey Morning Show,