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Speaker 1: Time to get the choice together. However, the Elves, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know this. The Elves are on strike, and you

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Speaker 1: guys with some grievances. I got. I got this. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna handle this myself because it's.

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Speaker 2: Something that I'm I'm good at doing because I'm a

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Speaker 2: former union man, and els lves have decided they came

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Speaker 2: to me with a lot of complaints and I'm being

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Speaker 2: the represented. Now. We wanted Tommy to stand up for him,

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Speaker 2: but then he was already standing up. See right there,

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Speaker 2: right Robbie. We need somebody that's stand up for it.

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Speaker 2: That looked like they actually standing, So I said I

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Speaker 2: would do it. The Elves this year are going on strike.

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Speaker 2: Well they haven't gone on yet, but they're threatening to

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Speaker 2: go on strike.

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Speaker 1: The Elves are wanting to sit out this year.

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Speaker 2: Santa Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk

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Speaker 2: to these fails about their concern So I'm here with

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Speaker 2: their grievouss and I want to start by saying these

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Speaker 2: are the l's grievouses, and I will be preparing these

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Speaker 2: statements on behalf of the L Foundation. We the ls

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Speaker 2: who work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.

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Speaker 2: Please show your support through our website www dot help

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Speaker 2: ls dot com.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna help the l's help ls dot com,

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Speaker 1: tell me, don't act like you don't know, so you know.

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Speaker 2: What'll the complaints that the elves have and here we go,

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Speaker 2: Number one problem that they're haveing We the LS would

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Speaker 2: like to stop making these wooden toys. Don't no kid

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Speaker 2: won't no wooden toy.

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Speaker 1: And we've been making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody

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Speaker 1: asked for now? One of these wouldn't wheels? He wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Piggs had a block. They got real toys. Now.

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Speaker 2: Secondly, we the als are requesting to have a casual Friday,

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Speaker 2: so we ain't got to wear these stupid uniform They

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Speaker 2: have tight pants with these pointed hats.

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Speaker 1: We want a casual pride.

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Speaker 2: Voicing the concerns that als have and are considered all

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Speaker 2: going on strike, and they wanted me to convey this

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Speaker 2: to Santa Claus and everybody were the als would like

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Speaker 2: to request a thirty minute smoke break. They smashed and

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Speaker 2: we smoked. Man. We want to be able to go

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Speaker 2: outside and smoke whatever.

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Speaker 1: We want as long as it's legal. Try making these

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Speaker 1: working chares without.

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Speaker 2: Its don't get high. Here's the next complaint on behalf

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Speaker 2: of the Hell's Elves. We the Alves have voted to

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Speaker 2: eliminate bring your kids to work there. The truth of

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Speaker 2: the matter is elves really don't like kids. No, we

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Speaker 2: don't because they think we kids too, just because we short.

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Speaker 1: Get your hands off of me, I drove here in

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Speaker 1: the sleek high.

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Speaker 2: Next complaint that they have, we the Elves are uncomfortable

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Speaker 2: wearing these shot dang funny toe shoes that hurt our

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Speaker 2: ft he did good.

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Speaker 1: We want crocs to be the new official al.

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Speaker 2: Shoot crocks and gators to be the new l.

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Speaker 1: Shoe the elves.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing a complaint. You don't act like you ain't

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Speaker 2: with them. Are you trying to add a complaint? I

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Speaker 2: don't add liked Elves and pilgrims have the same I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game.

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Speaker 2: The next complaint, we the Elves do not like elve

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Speaker 2: shirts and pants. They ain't got no pockets, and we

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Speaker 2: want to start using fanny pants so when we go

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Speaker 2: outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff

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Speaker 2: with them. Next complaint, we the elves understand that we

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Speaker 2: on the North Pole. For some of the younger Elves

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Speaker 2: wants to cut back on the heat being so high

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Speaker 2: all the time in the workshop. The older al's is fine,

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Speaker 2: we swear next we the Elves would like to assign

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Speaker 2: ten l's each year to ride around with Santa, because

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Speaker 2: we think it's unfair that we make all these toys

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Speaker 2: and we don't ever get to go on work, just

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Speaker 2: be packing up the slid with the rain.

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Speaker 1: Did we made the toy? Let us go a couple

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Speaker 1: more quickly, were the elves.

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Speaker 2: We still love miss Claus and you know, she's very

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Speaker 2: nice and she's never too busy to being down and

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Speaker 2: give us a hug, but we still would like to

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Speaker 2: know exactly what does she do.

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Speaker 1: The cooks, the cooks for everybody. We had nothing from her.

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Speaker 2: We got a quebla l And last week, not least,

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Speaker 2: we the le support the me too movement that's real

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Speaker 2: strong up here, and some of the female ales are

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Speaker 2: requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho hope, Ho hope.

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Speaker 1: And on that note, we're gonna go, go go. It's good.

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Speaker 1: It's Chris Brannan.

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Speaker 2: I want to just say happy holidays from my family,

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Speaker 2: to yours and Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,