1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Feel like every single person, not 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:09,400 Speaker 1: every single person, but every single person has a bunch 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: of these in one of their kitchen drawers. What is it? 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: And it's on the phone for a dirty little secret 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 1: right now? Remember text in four one or six one. 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: If you want to tell us a dirty little secret, 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous because 8 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: we give you a fake anonymous nickname. I don't even 9 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: ask what your name is. And on the phone right now, 10 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: Taco Bell Hot Sauce packets. What's up, Taco BELLT Hot 11 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: Sauce packets. Hey, you know it's weird. A lot of 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: people call me that already. Shoot, I use your real 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: name on accident. I guess you're the good thing about 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: those one are the odds packets. They never go out 15 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: of date, No, they don't use them forever, and they're delicious. 16 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 1: All right. Well, Taco BELLT Hot Sauce packet, you got 17 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Okay? So um. When I was 18 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: in high school, I had like one of those classic 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: class events where my parents were gone for the weekend. 20 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: Ok just read some books, did some schoolwork. Yeah exactly. 21 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: I studied really hard, and good for you I stud 22 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: have what I'm going to call a small get together? 23 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: Was it really a small get together though, you know, 24 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: as get togethers go. Um, No, I'm guessing your parents 25 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: didn't want you to have a get together at all. 26 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: You were in high school and they were gone and 27 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: you were at home by yourself. No, okay, actually pretty 28 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: explicitly so too to not do that. But I figured, 29 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm chill, my friends are chill. I 30 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: figured it would be fine, right, Um, But we did 31 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: want to drink at this party. So one of my 32 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: friends knew this guy, Jason, and he was a little 33 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: bit older. And even though he was a little bit 34 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: older than us, he also looked like like thirty five. Um, like, 35 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: I don't know what he went through in high school. 36 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: In high school, you're like, man, here, you look like 37 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: you're going through a midlife crisis right now. Exactly. Well, anyway, 38 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: so he was able to get us alcohol. But because 39 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: of that, we also had to invite him to the party. 40 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: It was like, hey, get it, so you can hang 41 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: with us, even though we don't know you super well. 42 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 1: But I figured he was my buddy's friend. I figured 43 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: it would be fine. None of us were very used 44 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: to alcohol, so when we drank large amounts of it, 45 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: we passed out. I think that's what a lot of people, 46 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: that's what they call blackout, which, Frank, I mean, that 47 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: was pretty much the goal. So, uh, the main reason 48 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: this is a dirty secret is in the morning, we 49 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: all woke up and we were after this is after 50 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: your party, Yeah, this is this is after the evening, 51 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: and we thought the worst thing was just that we're 52 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: hung hungover. But also Jason was gone. Yes that's the 53 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: old that's the older guy. Yeah, older car, Yes, still 54 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: a guy. My mom's car was gone. Okay, we never 55 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: saw him again, never again. So are you saying that 56 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: he stole your mom's car? Uh, well, my mom's car 57 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: was stolen and he was nowhere to be found, so 58 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: probably yes, Wow, oh my god. What kind of car 59 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: did your mom have? It was? Say it was a 60 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: two thousand and three Subaru outback. Who oh yeah, and 61 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: he's probably still rolling that thing around put a booming 62 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: sound system. Minute. Yeah, did you tell your mom immediately? Uh? No, 63 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: I panic for a solid day. It was stolen out 64 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: of the garage, so I really couldn't blame anyone else 65 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: someone who So yeah, I was like in an insane 66 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: amount of trouble and I was able to have a party. 67 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean if you have a bunch of 68 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: people over in one of them still is your mom's car, 69 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 1: usually that'll put it into any other parties that you 70 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: might have real quick. Yeah. So, um my parents still 71 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: will tease me about it. Let me live it down. 72 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well thanks for your dirty little secret. 73 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,799 Speaker 1: Thank you. Guys. What's your dirty little secret?