Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. The gang's all here.
Speaker 1: Happy holidays, Hello Dan, Happy holidays, buddy. Yeah, so Dylan's
Speaker 1: here and Shay is here. They got cocktails, we got,
Speaker 1: we got white claw, we got Fosters. Are there some
Speaker 1: girls joining you with white girls? Drinking a white claws? Larry?
Speaker 1: All right, when we finished drinking Budweiser, I'll start drinking
Speaker 1: white claws after um. Dylan, you guys my sister in laws.
Speaker 1: I'm speaker front. I'm driving down the Parkway. Just picked
Speaker 1: her up at the airport. Dylan, at your age, I
Speaker 1: know you're still afraid to talk to girls. But all right,
Speaker 1: have a couple of white cloths and get some nerve.
Speaker 1: But I'm drinking the Fosters right now. Larry, what are
Speaker 1: you drinking? Nothing? Yeah, I'm not in my car. You
Speaker 1: know my car is still the cops. Now, this is
Speaker 1: my sister in law's car. I might get pulled over.
Speaker 1: So your car. Yeah, I'm I'm sober and um well,
Speaker 1: I'm talking with my phone. But aside around, I'm doing
Speaker 1: everything else legal. By the way, Larry sent a picture
Speaker 1: of him where he's trying to look menacing during the week.
Speaker 1: He's drinking Budweiser and your sunglasses first of all, those
Speaker 1: sunglasses you got at a seven eleven. Let me explain
Speaker 1: that picture. I just happened to have it. It was
Speaker 1: my cousin's sixty eight birthday. He lives with my brother Phil,
Speaker 1: so I went over to the apartment and he he
Speaker 1: took a picture on his iPad and he couldn't send
Speaker 1: it to me from his iPad. Another picture. They're his glasses.
Speaker 1: I just that was the mistakes on the net picture.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a mistake. And Larry, you must
Speaker 1: have been pretty tanked. Huh. I'm sorry. You must have
Speaker 1: been pretty tanked when you sent that, um eight birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight am the next day, and I sent it from
Speaker 1: I had finished the party and everything. I was back
Speaker 1: at my house when I sent a picture. Yeah, definitely
Speaker 1: back all right? Uh bad? Larry did did okay? Last
Speaker 1: week he had he won seven units, so now you're
Speaker 1: down thirty three units. But the comeback started. Damn Dylan
Speaker 1: came out. Even last week, He's still plus seven and
Speaker 1: uh Shay won three units. He's at minus fourteen and
Speaker 1: a half units. I want to recount there, Danny. I
Speaker 1: don't believe that now. Uh well, picture day, Ray is
Speaker 1: here as the producer of this program. I gott have
Speaker 1: somebody to blame for this thing. Ray, Is there a
Speaker 1: discrepancy with Shay and Irving? These numbers are all correct? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's all we actually I did. I had to do
Speaker 1: the production for Ray last week because he was out,
Speaker 1: and I actually ended up screwing myself because I forgot
Speaker 1: to put him my soccer bad that ahead. I'm not
Speaker 1: asking for it, I'm just I'm just for the sake
Speaker 1: of argument. Shay beat Larry head to head with the
Speaker 1: lines taken down the vikings. Uh dylan strategy of fading bad.
Speaker 1: Larry and Shay came back to bite him. The Niners
Speaker 1: blow out over the boy. Yeah. Uh, Dylan's magical run
Speaker 1: with Morocco came to an end, and uh, Larry and
Speaker 1: Shade danced on Dylan's grave in the group chat because
Speaker 1: of Yeah, you guys were getting nervous there for a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah. If that Bodega dude called it, I
Speaker 1: would have I would have just screamed. Saw him the
Speaker 1: other day and I was like, what the he got you?
Speaker 1: He got Dylan plus hundreds would have been hard to catch. Yeah, yeah, alright, Larry,
Speaker 1: negative ten is gonna be hard for you to kill. So, uh,
Speaker 1: let's see recapping. You had Army Navy over thirty two
Speaker 1: and a half. Yea, that streak a miracle. That was
Speaker 1: a miracle. Bad Larry lost on Navy minus two and
Speaker 1: a half against Army, and Shay, you took Army plus
Speaker 1: two and a half against name because I'm an American, Danny, Yes,
Speaker 1: you are right, all right? Uh, moving ahead this week,
Speaker 1: Dylan will let you start and you you deliver the
Speaker 1: first bet. Alrighty, So I'm taking um, which I believe
Speaker 1: starts at three today. U T s A and pick
Speaker 1: them versus Troy. I am still not over Troy. What
Speaker 1: they did to Mero in the season. I don't even
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. Why do you hate Troy?
Speaker 1: That was that when I had Troy State and then
Speaker 1: Mario was the ultimate fucking mush and tried to call
Speaker 1: me and then they lost in the last second, Hail
Speaker 1: Mary because I went off his helmet. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 1: still freshened my mind. So I'm taking U T S
Speaker 1: A and A pick. I'm actually like that anyways. But
Speaker 1: um Troy dominated Coastal Carolina for the Sunbelt. There is
Speaker 1: this the Cura Bowl, the Cure Bowl. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what are they curing? Like the band? Oh it's
Speaker 1: the band. They're curing everything. Okay, anything else? College football? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm taking Florida money line against State plus three hundred,
Speaker 1: their ten point dogs. Even though Anthony Richardson is out.
Speaker 1: I'm rolling with the sec an. Oregon State is a
Speaker 1: spread covering machine. Yeah, Oregon State is fun. What else
Speaker 1: do you have? And then b y U S m
Speaker 1: U under sixty four? Okay, just it was a fat
Speaker 1: line and I don't know. I don't trust either this
Speaker 1: team that started at seventy four. Yeah, that's quite the move,
Speaker 1: have you. I'm just gonna ten point swing down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're taking the under and I'm taking the under.
Speaker 1: I'm fading conventional knowledge. Dan okay shay college football picks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the road Runners pick him against Troy. I'm
Speaker 1: with Dylan there. I don't think Troy is that good.
Speaker 1: They're not. Trust me, And you're a big fan of U. T.
Speaker 1: S A. I'm a big fan of Belt and these
Speaker 1: D Gen teams that nobody pays attention to. I feel
Speaker 1: like U. T. S A has done you dirty a
Speaker 1: few times this year. They have lost on him. Last week,
Speaker 1: I lost on him in the North Texas game. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. The point is I'm do that that I
Speaker 1: can get behind. Alright, Uh, Southern Miss laying six against
Speaker 1: the Rice owls. Rice is not good. Southern Miss has
Speaker 1: a really really good running game, can't complete a FOURD pass.
Speaker 1: But but and and Rice got in. Rice doesn't have
Speaker 1: a winning record. They're not good because they have to
Speaker 1: have eighty two teams that have winning records and they
Speaker 1: and they couldn't find Rice is the only team with
Speaker 1: a losing record. In a bull game, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think they're showing up for this guy at all. Not literally,
Speaker 1: I mean that, I mean they're gonna show up. There's
Speaker 1: just not literally, They're not gonna show makes me think
Speaker 1: they're gonna win. Here we go, just from a storyline standpoint,
Speaker 1: the only team, Okay, what are you doing there? You're
Speaker 1: like the cooler you are. You work for the casino,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna money. And when I'm rolling dice and I
Speaker 1: hit hard six and I parlated twice. Dylan shows up
Speaker 1: and says, we better truck that chip stack everything aboard.
Speaker 1: Who was it, William may see? Was he in the cooler? Right?
Speaker 1: The cooler? Anything else? So that you would like to
Speaker 1: wait your on ship? Yeah, Southbama Western Kentucky under fifty six?
Speaker 1: Just elected umber you like South South Alabel Obama's defense
Speaker 1: has been good all year. It's been great all year.
Speaker 1: They have a really good running game. They don't throw
Speaker 1: that many passes. It's gonna be a long drive game.
Speaker 1: Seven mite drive six points, kick a field goal twice.
Speaker 1: I went all right, and they have a good defense,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. Do you have any college football? Not for
Speaker 1: these early bowl games, Dan, next week I'll have college games.
Speaker 1: These games. Next week is a big week. Site next
Speaker 1: week is going to be a shift show. I can't wait. Okay, alright, Uh, Dylan,
Speaker 1: I guess we go back to you with your NFL picks,
Speaker 1: sir um going Ravens plus three versus the Browns Ravens
Speaker 1: dogs every time. And I also, I don't know Deshaun
Speaker 1: Watson for some reason doesn't quite seem to be himself.
Speaker 1: Give me over under on this like thirty eight year
Speaker 1: and a half or something like that. It's crazy, I
Speaker 1: know it's but like I mean, Tyler Huntley is flying.
Speaker 1: The Ravens offense is at a minimum, like just says,
Speaker 1: or more stable with him over Lamar, I think I
Speaker 1: love I love him both. But okay, what else do
Speaker 1: you like? I said, most serviceable? Backup? Um Bill's minus seven?
Speaker 1: Cole McCoy sucks, get it over, no wrong horns down.
Speaker 1: If if he didn't go to Texas, then you would
Speaker 1: never if he went to Oklahoma be selling insurance. We
Speaker 1: don't know how developed. That's actually a fair point. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you have? Um Bill's minus seven versus
Speaker 1: the Dolphins? Um, I know Paul's like major bet on
Speaker 1: the show, Paully has Dolphins plus seven and under the under.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna fade the whole thing. I canna
Speaker 1: do Bill's minus seven versus Dolphins and then the over.
Speaker 1: I do like before he even bet that I like
Speaker 1: the Bills in this game. And also for I have
Speaker 1: this idea in my head that the Bills Bills on
Speaker 1: Saturday too and December. I feel like always just murder
Speaker 1: whoever they're playing. At least in the Josh Allen era,
Speaker 1: I think you're just making shut up. It took you
Speaker 1: this long to figure like there's as you grab your
Speaker 1: Foster's lagger, it's Australian. Okay, what else? I'm going Panthers
Speaker 1: minus three against the Stillers? Larry, are you still awake?
Speaker 1: I'm still here. I'm you know, my sister in law
Speaker 1: just took another's and actually, yeah, get her in the
Speaker 1: drive show. Yeah, okay, right here, and I'm doing eighty
Speaker 1: and I just changed lanes without using my blank. I
Speaker 1: was aware of what was around me. I had the
Speaker 1: bone in one hand and on the steering wheel on
Speaker 1: the other hand. People want to you're going a little fast,
Speaker 1: Larry to take his hand next, okay, all right, I
Speaker 1: just want to know if you were awake, Larry. All right?
Speaker 1: Hold on, now we we resume our regular schedule program
Speaker 1: um and then obviously a Giants Commanders under forty and
Speaker 1: a half? Do you have the Panthers minus three? Yep? Okay?
Speaker 1: And then Giants Commanders under forty five? What are you
Speaker 1: in a half? Okay? Be over three oh and one
Speaker 1: of the Giants last four games after starting the year
Speaker 1: seven and two with the under. They've been mean to
Speaker 1: me the last month. Uh. Anything else that you want
Speaker 1: about yeah, um a couple of World Cup bets. Um,
Speaker 1: obviously fun France. They did Morocco dirty. So I'm taking
Speaker 1: Argentina money line against France and then Messi anytime goal scorer.
Speaker 1: So that's plus one eighty for Argentina money line plus
Speaker 1: one seventy Messy anytime score. Two units on all those
Speaker 1: and two units on everything else except the Florida money line,
Speaker 1: which is one unit. Okay, s your NFL picks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I lost already, Danny. Um. This is a song as
Speaker 1: old as time. Seahawks plus three and a half. I
Speaker 1: got a buddy, right. He's a banker. He's a big
Speaker 1: bank like investment banker, a big deal and he says
Speaker 1: this time of year, you don't bet on it unless
Speaker 1: it stinks. And that Seahawks line stunk to high Heaven
Speaker 1: plus three and a half and it was forty three
Speaker 1: was a total. It's all stinky, stinky as hell. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow his lead. Bills in line is seven
Speaker 1: and Dallas Jacksonville under forty eight. I don't know how
Speaker 1: the hell this is gonna hit over forty eight at all.
Speaker 1: And I think toa is falling apart if it seems,
Speaker 1: and Josh Allen's gonna get his revenge. Uh, Dallas is
Speaker 1: allowing just under eighteen points. Again, there you go. That's
Speaker 1: seven points. Is juicy if you like, we want the
Speaker 1: Dolphins with a touchdown. But it makes no sense. Does
Speaker 1: that stink? It's a stinky line, Danny, and that three?
Speaker 1: And I bet if it was Niners minus three instead
Speaker 1: of three and a half, it would have looked a
Speaker 1: little differently on paper. All right, bad Larry, what do
Speaker 1: you have you already you already lost on the Seahawks Niners.
Speaker 1: I did not lose. You got one, right, it's weird
Speaker 1: old habits on my sheeet. I haven't minus three and
Speaker 1: now that I wanted to minus three. You moved the
Speaker 1: line against anyway. But that's fine. So I had two
Speaker 1: units on the under forty four on the Seahawks game.
Speaker 1: That one I have. I have two units of these
Speaker 1: first six pets under forty four that already won over
Speaker 1: forty two in the Bills game. It's over forty four. Well, again.
Speaker 1: I sent these in Wednesday Thursday. But okay, I'm just Dan.
Speaker 1: I'm in the car ready. Why don't we just give
Speaker 1: Larry the forty two? No? No, no, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't want No, that's fine. I don't. I can't adjust it.
Speaker 1: I'm just reading and driving now. By the way, guys,
Speaker 1: why doesn't your daughter in law drive wherever the hills
Speaker 1: in the car with you, Mr in law? And no,
Speaker 1: if you seek her drive this is way safe. Okay, Dolphins,
Speaker 1: bills over under forty four? What do you want? I
Speaker 1: still want the over dolphin score points and bills. Just
Speaker 1: throw the ball. That's gonna be an over all, right
Speaker 1: for two units? Then I want the Lions plus one
Speaker 1: against the Jets. The Lions are minus one, Okay, change Larry.
Speaker 1: It changed because Mike White is not clear to play.
Speaker 1: So Zach Wilson's playing. The line went from plus two
Speaker 1: to minus one the milf Hunters planning. That's fine. I
Speaker 1: don't mind that. I don't mind that line. Switch. Actually,
Speaker 1: so Lions minus one then charges minus two and a
Speaker 1: half against the Titans at three. I say what I
Speaker 1: wrote on the paper, and then I cringed to wait
Speaker 1: for Dan to respond, I hope that pushes so badly. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the way I'm getting off exit right now, Dan
Speaker 1: Dylan's pick took me all the way down the parkway.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. You're welcome. If you get off exit eight,
Speaker 1: you just ask where Bad Larry lives. That this is
Speaker 1: what Bad Larry tells me. Get off ninety eight, you
Speaker 1: just ask where bad Larry lives, and the people let
Speaker 1: you know where I live. The first person you see
Speaker 1: ask where bad Larry lives, I'll get you to my house.
Speaker 1: You both welcome anytime. If you ever need to come
Speaker 1: kill you, we know exactly. It sounds dangerous. Okay, what
Speaker 1: else do you have? Um? So, I gave you the
Speaker 1: charge of Titans at three, I guess Bengals minus three
Speaker 1: against who are they playing? Yeah, I'm trying to read
Speaker 1: and drive, Dan. And then the Packers minus seven against
Speaker 1: I can't see you that the Rams. The Rams, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Ram suck. I think they've cast in the season
Speaker 1: forget them. Packers minus seven they were all two unit bets.
Speaker 1: And then I got one unit bets minus the three
Speaker 1: against the Seyak already one, the Giants plus four and
Speaker 1: a half against the Commanders, and the Eagles minus nine
Speaker 1: against the Bears. Okay, so it's left. The last three
Speaker 1: best are one units. The first one to three, four,
Speaker 1: five were two unipests five six. Well this is this
Speaker 1: could be a heck of a comeback for you, bad lay.
Speaker 1: We're starting out. I just want to make sure Dylan's
Speaker 1: um Argentina beta plus five. He loses if it's a
Speaker 1: draw after the ninety minutes, right, Yes, that's just that's
Speaker 1: regular time. So I just want to make sure you're
Speaker 1: not who lifts the crown. You're you're the regular time
Speaker 1: plus extended minutes, but not a shootout. Yes, you have
Speaker 1: to soccer, Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't even
Speaker 1: give a shit about it, just because I have. I
Speaker 1: have that Argentina bet um and I'm only getting all
Speaker 1: these COMMI sports. I'm gonna make a bet right now.
Speaker 1: I won't watch a single second of this bullshit, not
Speaker 1: one iota of it, not a one on the Lord's
Speaker 1: Day no less you kidding me? Go to church, you
Speaker 1: weirdos Dan, Dan, Can you change the rules of soccer
Speaker 1: and just it rid of the off side? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: the off side stans one nothing games. I agree with
Speaker 1: you'd be one or make the yeah, chase the roles
Speaker 1: on the pitch and make the field the size of
Speaker 1: a basketball court, or just cancel the sport. Honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: fine with that too. You can hear more of Shay
Speaker 1: in Irving. His podcast is called Shay and Irving. And Uh,
Speaker 1: we're getting close to the end of the years. He
Speaker 1: finds his Degenerate of the Year. A couple of new nominations,
Speaker 1: new ones. Oh yeah, SBF the Crypto King, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: definitely up there, and Terence with them too. And we
Speaker 1: had my banker friend on to talk about the collapse
Speaker 1: of of that whole thing. He's got to cut some insight.
Speaker 1: Are you a crypto guing? No, God, I don't understand
Speaker 1: any of that ship. Um, no one does, but neither
Speaker 1: is the banker. The banker put a lot of people
Speaker 1: to task about it. That's a good episode. But you
Speaker 1: know banking, don't you know? I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't. I mean, I'm a pretty I'm pretty
Speaker 1: dumb person when it comes to math. I'm not really
Speaker 1: good at fractions or decimals. But no, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about that. Leave that to the nerds. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcast
Speaker 1: and uh bad Larry everything okay, well and East towards
Speaker 1: the beach right now, Dan looking good off the parkway,
Speaker 1: bud wives in my hand. In just ten minutes, make
Speaker 1: it five. You know it's really cold and rainy out
Speaker 1: beach like you made it sound like you're in Pompano Beach, Florida.
Speaker 1: Come on, Larry East to drop Casey off. You're in Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. I'll carry your luggagein and Granpa Bud out
Speaker 1: of her refrigerator. All right, have a great weekend and
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you next week. Good luck, good luck
Speaker 1: out