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Speaker 2: Guyscales, non binary pals. Welcome to Tube Nanas, I'm kurb Brownolder.

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Speaker 1: I'm banana Boy number two. Thank you for listening to

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Speaker 1: the silliest little podcast ever was. We're glad to have you.

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Speaker 1: It's a weird time out there. We're more masking outside

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Speaker 2: I'm literally looking forward to it, but I'm really excited.

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Speaker 2: Fun and May eighth. I'll be in Kentucky, because why

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Speaker 2: At the Commonwealth. It's a cool little venue in Dayton, Kentucky.

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Speaker 2: At the I think it's something called Commonwealth Sanctuary. I'm

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Speaker 2: at the Commonwealth Sanctuary. All those dates will be on

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Speaker 1: Here it is.

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited about this A long time coming, folks.

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Speaker 2: I guess today is a friend of the pod who

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Speaker 2: Going In, a podcast exploring the intersection of fallout boy

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Speaker 2: and hip hop through research, deep dives, interviews, and more,

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Speaker 4: What is up? Y'all know? Those were my mouth air

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Speaker 4: horns for you guys. What's up? Nice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to the pod, Scarlet.

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Speaker 4: You it's been too long.

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Speaker 5: I feel like we should have like an agenda in

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Speaker 5: I was just thinking today, I was like, this will

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Speaker 4: But any other one. Oh wow, you're missing.

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Speaker 5: It's like a weird god complex thing where it's like

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Speaker 4: Research and development.

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Speaker 5: I'm dead ass. And of course it's a broke podcast.

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Speaker 5: to my parents, my fiance Martin, and Fallout Boy, because

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Speaker 1: I would overbid by four thousand dollars on every item.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I mean it was just like wah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Here it is controversial study shows rats prefer jazz to

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Speaker 2: This is you know what this is from Classic FM.

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Speaker 2: Classic FM, uh classic FM, I don't even understand me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, but I don't think it's like

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Speaker 1: F fiers, classic uh fart monster. Here it is.

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Speaker 2: It's by Maddie Shaw Roberts. Thank you Matty Shaw Roberts.

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Speaker 4: I wake up every day and I'm like, what does

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Speaker 2: Rats prefer the sound of silence to Beethoven and Miles Davis,

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Speaker 2: except when they're on drugs, then they prefer the jazz.

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Speaker 2: It says, the jazz, which is I love. I don't

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Speaker 2: These are the results of a controversial twenty eleven study.

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Speaker 2: Study by Albany Medical College and with scientists exposed thirty

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Speaker 4: Is the wheel is heavier than you think?

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Speaker 5: But I'm I'm a big strong girl. I held that

443
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Speaker 5: I cranked that ship.

444
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Speaker 4: It was great.

445
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Speaker 1: I think we're going to have to get your best

446
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Speaker 1: clip of it and put it in our story this episode.

447
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Speaker 4: You have to send it to clip is the best clip?

448
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Speaker 1: Thank you? That's very true. Well that's so interesting. Yeah,

449
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Speaker 1: I I god, was it? What the bigger purpose of

450
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Speaker 1: the study was it to see okay great.

451
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Speaker 2: The ultimate goal of this research, oh good, is to

452
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Speaker 2: find medications that can help diminish drug cravings in humans,

453
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Speaker 2: said Jeffrey R. Gordon, spokesman for Albany MED. The top

454
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Speaker 2: ten list was made up of blah blah blah blah

455
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Speaker 2: blah blah blah.

456
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

457
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Speaker 2: Albany Medical College defended the research, which was aimed at

458
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Speaker 2: the undertaking understanding whether music can evoke drug cravings and animals.

459
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Speaker 2: According to the authors, the study demonstrated that rats can

460
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Speaker 2: be conditioned like any music. Yeah, we got that.

461
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Speaker 1: Okay, we get that. Yeah.

462
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Speaker 2: So I don't understand how you go from look we

463
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Speaker 2: can make rats like jazz with cocaine to find medications

464
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 2: that can help diminish drug cravings in humans. I don't

465
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Speaker 2: see the connection. But that's just because we're dumb.

466
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Speaker 5: That's why it's so controversial. That's why we're podcasting right

467
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Speaker 5: now and they're making the lab code.

468
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Speaker 1: That's why we don't work at all.

469
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Speaker 2: Beany MED.

470
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Speaker 1: I've never met a question missed in my entire life.

471
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Speaker 2: Don't question if there if there's people doing rat cocaine studies,

472
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Speaker 2: don't you dare question them? You let those rats have

473
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Speaker 2: their cocaine and you let them listen to whatever type

474
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Speaker 2: of music they want to.

475
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Speaker 4: All right, So cocaine's the gateway to jazz and not

476
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Speaker 4: the other way around.

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Speaker 6: That.

478
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Speaker 4: That's really what what I'm I'm deriving from this.

479
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Speaker 2: But then it's also the it's the gateway back into

480
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Speaker 2: cocaine once you've stopped doing cocaine. Then when you hear

481
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Speaker 2: Biles Davis.

482
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Speaker 5: Saca vicious cycle until you make your own progressive jazz album,

483
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 5: and then it ends, that is the cycle, and it

484
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Speaker 5: ends right there.

485
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Speaker 1: Jack. Going to see jazz is a little bit like bowling,

486
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Speaker 1: where when you get invited and you go, you have

487
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Speaker 1: a great time, and you're like, we should do this

488
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Speaker 1: all the time, we should do this every month, and

489
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Speaker 1: then two years goes by and you do it again.

490
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Speaker 1: Like in New York there was a couple jazz places

491
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Speaker 1: that were fine and you would sit there and watch

492
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Speaker 1: and have a drink, maybe your own date whatever. But

493
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Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, that was really good. I really

494
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Speaker 1: feel like I had a good experience. And then five

495
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 1: years blow by and then you're like, boy, I didn't

496
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Speaker 1: go see jazz again.

497
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Speaker 2: No, but I do feel like that when I am

498
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Speaker 2: at like a good jazz club like where it's like

499
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Speaker 2: really amazing music, I'm like, I why am I not

500
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Speaker 2: here every Friday night? This is the most awesome display

501
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Speaker 2: of human creativity that has ever happened in the night

502
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Speaker 2: that it's ten years and I haven't got back.

503
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Speaker 5: I think it's it's the lack of fanaticism right where.

504
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Speaker 5: It's like this guy Alfonso who just did the sickest

505
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Speaker 5: lick for like six minutes that you've ever heard, has

506
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 5: three Instagram followers, like you'll never.

507
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Speaker 4: See him again.

508
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 5: You know, uses Facebook for like, you know, bookings and everything.

509
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Speaker 5: I used to be the hostess at a jazz club

510
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Speaker 5: and the yeah Chris's Jazz Cafe and Philly what up?

511
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Speaker 5: And it was the regulars were were regular, not to

512
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Speaker 5: the music, but but to to the space, you know

513
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Speaker 5: what I'm saying. So it was it was a very

514
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Speaker 5: exactly allegedly and yeah, like like people who are there

515
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Speaker 5: regular are are are not the people you want to

516
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Speaker 5: regularly go to jazz shows with.

517
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Speaker 4: The jazz is a front.

518
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Speaker 5: Everything else is like a Ceili's mattress form back there,

519
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Speaker 5: like there's something nefarious happening. The jazz is just covering

520
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 5: the noises of the nefariousness.

521
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Speaker 1: Oh, I like that. That's a cool thing. Yeah, put

522
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Speaker 1: that in a horror movie or something.

523
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Speaker 2: That's a really good idea.

524
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Speaker 1: That's an interesting take on that. Do you know Scarlett.

525
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Speaker 1: Do you know the comedian John Benjamin. He does the

526
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Speaker 1: voice of Bob.

527
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 2: Bob Burgers Archery. Yeah, so about ten years ago he

528
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 2: still does it.

529
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Speaker 1: He put out a jazz album. He does not play

530
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Speaker 1: a musical instrument, so he sits at a piano, and

531
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: then he hired like four of the best session jazz

532
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: musicians in New York City and then he just to

533
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Speaker 1: accompany him, bangs on the piano and plays little things

534
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 1: and little riffs and little taps keys, and then these

535
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: guys improvised with him, and he put out an entire

536
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: album jazz music, and he does not know how to

537
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Speaker 1: play the piano.

538
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Speaker 2: Jazz Daredevil.

539
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Speaker 4: Do you guys want to do drugs to it?

540
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Speaker 1: It sounds yeah, you need to. It sounds like jazz.

541
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: If you listen to it, you're like, yeah.

542
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Speaker 3: This is it is.

543
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Speaker 5: I think I think jazz is so punk. I think

544
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 5: I think jazz is exactly like it's the same thing.

545
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 5: I work with artists a ton and it's like, oh no,

546
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Speaker 5: Like my post got twenty six likes. It's like, it's

547
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 5: not about that. You could you can make art and

548
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 5: never put it out and you're still an artist. I

549
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 5: think it's so punk. I think it's funny. I think

550
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,719
Speaker 5: you can take it super serious. I think you can

551
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 5: make it a fucking ship show and laugh at yourself.

552
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 5: And I think that's what's so fun about it. I'm

553
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 5: on so much cocaine.

554
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: Your natural cocaine. Naturally you have that energy.

555
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 4: To hear this.

556
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Speaker 2: I encourage everyone to go just google the Mighty Boosh

557
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 2: Jazz and there is that. There is like a moment

558
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: from the Mighty Boosh Show, which was a show that

559
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 2: happened and I don't know too early two thousands in

560
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 2: the UK, and it is. It is one of the

561
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: best clips about just like you fear jazz, you don't

562
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 2: understand jazz.

563
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: That's so good. I'll give it to me. I'll do one.

564
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Speaker 1: I love doing this podcast. Eric Barbie sent this in.

565
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 1: Thank you, Eric Barbie. What a great listener. I know,

566
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Speaker 1: Barbie is a cool last name and it's B A

567
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Speaker 1: R B E E. Very cool. You could see that

568
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: being like a point guard for some big d one

569
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: school here.

570
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 4: It's gonna look great on a jersey. Absolutely.

571
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, complex magazine, that's a real thing. I think it

572
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: ain't simple, that's real, it's complex. Jay Lannie Turner Williams

573
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 1: wrote this, Thank you, Jaylanie, you are the best at

574
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: the business. Great and a complex magazine.

575
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 4: God.

576
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 1: Miami inmates explain how they had a miracle baby without

577
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: ever meeting using ventilation duc Oh yes.

578
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 4: Sir, absolute fucking lutely.

579
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Speaker 5: And I'm so glad because I have no questions, Like

580
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 5: from someone who's watched every like sixty days in like

581
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 5: all these like prison documentaries. I'm like, I'm surprised this

582
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 5: hasn't happened before. I think everybody who's surprised as a loser.

583
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 4: I think.

584
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 5: I think these are the smartest people who just so

585
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 5: happen to get caught. So let what what do you

586
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 5: think they'll name the kidded dud.

587
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: Don't yeh?

588
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 4: Commas Commas middle Yeah that's right.

589
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: Cott is so funny. Cot Yeah.

590
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Speaker 3: Uh.

591
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: Two Miami date inmates achieved the impossible deed of conceiving

592
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: a child without ever meeting each other. After after delivering

593
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: their baby child, a girl, in June, the parents are

594
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: explaining how they were able to get pregnant from behind

595
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: the bars of the Turner Guildford Night Correctional Center. I

596
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: love it.

597
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 2: I just imagine the meeting for the first time after

598
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,479
Speaker 2: be like right before the baby is born, and then

599
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: the and then the mother is just like oh no,

600
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 2: and the father like one arm is six feet long

601
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: and the other ones two feet long.

602
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm sorry, I never mentioned this thick knack.

603
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Speaker 1: According to according to Miami Fox affiliate w s v

604
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: N seven, child's mother is Daisy Link. Cool name.

605
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she is d Link.

606
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: D Link is twenty nine. And the father is it

607
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: is it's Joan Depause, but I guess it's probably Johann

608
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: Depause or.

609
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 4: Like Johann deposited.

610
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's good. Who is going to be

611
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: a great name? Uh trage. Link was charged with second

612
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: degree murder after killing her boyfriend in twenty twenty two.

613
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: I thought, because of the impregnation, we don't know what happened.

614
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's killing in prison right now. After allegedly

615
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: shooting her boyfriend in the leg, she yelled, you'll be fine,

616
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: So this is good. Glad she's breaking somebody into the world. Meanwhile,

617
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,239
Speaker 1: Depause is charged with first degree murder and is now

618
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: being held at the MetroWest Attention. Link claims her daughter

619
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Speaker 1: was pro created by Depause putting a semen in Saran wrap.

620
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: That's a good plug for that.

621
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 2: Also notice this. Notice this. When they say the woman

622
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: has second degree murder, they have to explain it because

623
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: they're like, how did this woman murder someone? And then

624
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: when they explain that the man did a worse murder,

625
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: a first degree murder, there's just no explanation.

626
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: It's like, of course he did. Yeah, yeah he was.

627
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 4: He was a man, and now he's in jail. That's

628
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 4: that's that's the pipeline.

629
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Speaker 1: No, So, yeah, Depause put a semen in soran rap again,

630
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: brand deal. I'm thinking sponsorship. Yeah, Saran's a cool name

631
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: for a kid, Saran de Pause. That's a that's a

632
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: pretty cool name. Passing it through the ventilation units and link,

633
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: inserting the sperm through a yeast infection applicator. Okay, there

634
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: it is. Look at that.

635
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: That's pretty that's surprising that whatever chemicals are in the

636
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:02,719
Speaker 2: yeast yeast infect medicine didn't hurt the sperm.

637
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 4: Admiral girl, it ain't looking for that. I know how

638
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 4: medicine works. It ain't look for this.

639
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 5: As a as a chemist and a doctor, I think

640
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 5: that it wasn't looking for that. It was just like,

641
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 5: hey girl, you go to the same spot.

642
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: All right, you know, like it was Doorman.

643
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like, I'll take you. I know where

644
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 4: we're going.

645
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: Absolutely, she's a miracle baby, She's a blessing. Link said

646
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: about the virgin baby. U excuse me about the virgin Mary. Yeah,

647
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: I was, well, the baby's probably a virgin too. When

648
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: it was crazy never having met Link, yeah, I would

649
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: say so. Link revealed that she began conversing with Depaz

650
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: through the neighboring ace events in their cells, classic stuff.

651
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: How are and women like in the same building in

652
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 2: this place, Kirk and find out.

653
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, being an isolation for so long, being

654
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: an isolation for so long. He begin to spend hours

655
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: and hours talking to this person, and you know, to

656
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: the point where it's almas as if they're in the

657
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: same room with you. This seems like a nightmare to me.

658
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: It's like you'd have to put a pillow over it

659
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, I'm going to go over to

660
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: the other side. Yeah, stop talking.

661
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you put yourself on? Do not disturb

662
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 4: what's going on?

663
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Speaker 2: You just don't answer no notifications.

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Speaker 1: Please without having laid eyes on each other. Ever, the

665
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: two began dating, and Depause shared his desires of having

666
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Speaker 1: a child. I always wanted to have a baby, and

667
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to get to do that for a

668
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Speaker 1: really long time, he said.

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Speaker 2: So I always hear somebody the best environment would be

670
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Speaker 2: a medium class prison.

671
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Speaker 5: Right here and right now, race all half. I think

672
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 5: she's going to be a great mom. The way she

673
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 5: handled that, get it, the shooting the guy, just being like,

674
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 5: you'll be fine. She's going to say that to the

675
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 5: kid all the time. You'll be fine, You'll be fair.

676
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 5: You're gonna be fae.

677
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: Real, walk it off, rubbed some dirt on it type

678
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: of mom. Through email exchanges.

679
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 4: Over the last Year's gonna snapchat it.

680
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Speaker 1: So if I had to choose somebody, you know, it

681
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: would be with you, And she was like, yeah, we

682
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: could do that. See, they're just it's about communication. Relationships

683
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: are always about communication. You gotta be on the same page, y'all.

684
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: Depaz added that he put the semen in suran wrap

685
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: like every day five times a day for a month straight.

686
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Speaker 2: Five times a day. You gotta do I mean, yeah,

687
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: for two months straight.

688
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

689
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours, guys, twenty four hours in between your

690
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: your saran wraps. Okay, that's how long it takes to

691
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: get a full load.

692
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: It was pulled through the L shaped vent using bedding material.

693
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Speaker 1: Pretty interesting. So he was putting little paid baggies of

694
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: dental dams and he's doing is you know, he's really

695
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: going for it. He's pulling for the whole team, and

696
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: then putting it on some sort of ripped sheet or mattress,

697
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: and then she's dragging it around a corner.

698
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Speaker 5: This.

699
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 4: This is how much event has seen.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: Of course they didn't get their law degrees. You know

702
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: who would do that in prison? Who has the time?

703
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: Not these two.

704
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 5: This guy with the lot degree takes for years. Baby

705
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 5: nine months, eight and a half. I understand it. I

706
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 5: think it's a great hobby.

707
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: I think Kevin Kardashian like seven years to get her

708
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: law degree, so you know exactly, we don't have that time.

709
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 4: Give me a baby for eighteen you know what I'm saying,

710
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 4: and then fuck off. I love it for them.

711
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 5: I think true love is real and out there. I

712
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 5: think that most women would prefer to never see the

713
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 5: man and just keep the babies. So good, good for her,

714
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 5: you know, I just.

715
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: Heard ninety thousand women nod at their iPhone as soon

716
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: as you said that. After Link administered the Seman application,

717
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: it was. It took a few tries, shockingly before she

718
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: came pregnant. I was very excited. I was ecstatic about it.

719
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: Links hid. The infant was born at Jackson Memorial Hospital,

720
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 1: and the parents check in with her through phone calls

721
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: and video visits. Depasa's mother is now raising the baby girl. Okay, okay,

722
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 1: all right. While the birth was miraculous for the parents,

723
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: officials are reportedly conducting and ongoing internal affairs investigation at

724
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: Miami Dade Corrections. Well, I bet they are.

725
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just flashing the flashlight in between the event

726
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 5: back and forth for like three hours a day.

727
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 4: I mean, be for real.

728
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 5: And I like the fact that it took a few tries,

729
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 5: like she really made it real, Like she missed the

730
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 5: whole the first time, and then she was like, now

731
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 5: you got it. You know, she really made it an

732
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 5: experience for herself. I'm I'm happy as how I think

733
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 5: this kid has a family and a future and a

734
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 5: really good book deal coming up.

735
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, you need a manager for this baby too.

736
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 1: We gotta root for this baby.

737
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: You gotta root for the baby. You can't really root

738
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 2: for any other human being in this story. But also

739
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 2: debate as well.

740
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 4: I think that Wilita is a real exactly exactly so good.

741
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 2: For imagine that though, you're just like, Okay, finally I

742
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 2: raised a child. You know I did, I did my

743
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: job great, and now, oh surprise, here you go.

744
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: You did it so well.

745
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 4: Here it is again.

746
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 5: You know, like you're paying the perfection tax. When you

747
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 5: did it so fucking well, you just gotta do it again.

748
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you.

749
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: Also, you gotta you gotta shout out the mom Daisy

750
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: for going to the hospital, the correctional facility nurse so

751
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 1: many times, going got another yeast infection going on, and

752
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: like how is this possible? She's like, what's gonna need

753
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: another one of those houst infection kids.

754
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 4: Dalink is a real one.

755
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 5: Dalink dealing forever whatever whatever she's doing. Put her po

756
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 5: box in her in her in her description, because we're.

757
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 1: Hitting around forever.

758
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 4: Get like an airbrush, like T shirt be like yo

759
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 4: for your girl Dalink like.

760
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: Is romantic. Yes, that they chatted so much through the

761
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: HVAC system that they that they just knew each other.

762
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: That there is something. This feels like a movie that

763
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: if you saw a black and white version of this

764
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: from the nineteen fifties, you'd be like, Wow, this is

765
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: a crazy story. This is a classic. It's just weird

766
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: now that you're like, yeah, they're both murderers and uh,

767
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: saran rap was involved. But the falling in love through

768
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: the vents. Yes, it it's like a John Chiever short

769
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: story or something. Or it just feels like an American story.

770
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna say, the American dream, Like

771
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 4: this is this is why we're here.

772
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: You got cool, Luke.

773
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: It involves It involves innovation, incarceration, and saran wrap.

774
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 4: This is America.

775
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 2: And plastic products.

776
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: I do have a good time in Miami. It's a

777
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: very fun city.

778
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: I'll tease this into us some thumbs up. Oh I

779
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 2: got some all right, extinct bird. I'm only doing animal stories.

780
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: Extinct bird re evolved itself back into existence.

781
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: Good for that bird. Yeah, good for that bird. Here's

782
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: your thumbs up. You can always send him to me.

783
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: I do my best. Laura Kelly is thumbing up her

784
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: best girl, Reedy. She was the best dog who ever

785
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: hopped a tripod lady who recently crossed to the Great

786
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: Dog Park in the Sky. That's a nice way to

787
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: say that, yeah, Lara says the best. That reader was

788
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: the best. And the best way that bananimals can honor

789
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: ready would be to adopt older, disabled, or just a

790
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,760
Speaker 1: little bit different dogs next time they're ready to welcome

791
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,720
Speaker 1: one into their family.

792
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 2: That's great.

793
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: Thumbs l And if it's Lara, I apologize, it's l

794
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: a R. I'm going Laura. It might be Lara, but

795
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 1: you're the best. Jennifer Lynn is thumbing her friend Mikey

796
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: way up. He had a foot of his coal and

797
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: removed and he's feeling like a champ. Younger men, she says,

798
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: please go get kolonoscopies, but also younger women. Everybody go

799
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: get it. It's so fun. My dad had that happen

800
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 1: and he said he was part of the semi Colon club.

801
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: So congratulations to Mikey for being in the semi Colton club.

802
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: Kurt and I get kolonospy's. It's it's fun. Everybody grow up.

803
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 1: Stop being so afraid of it. Go get it. It's

804
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: so fun. Uh. Gobble is thumbing herself up because she

805
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: has survived thirty six years and grade school having the

806
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: last name Gobble. Her first name is Alexis, and she says, no,

807
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: this is not a joke. It is actually my last name.

808
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: So thumbs up to Alexis Gobble. That is a great name,

809
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: and go a Gobble.

810
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 4: We got you girl, a gob.

811
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: A gobs great name. Stacy An, our New York friend,

812
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: wants to thumbs up the company she works for, Dimension

813
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: Renewable Energy in California. They help low income and energy

814
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: and secure communities in California get powered up and back online.

815
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: That's nice. Yeah, a few Stacy. Stacey's been a real one,

816
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: been to a few of the Bell House shows in Brooklyn,

817
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: and last but not least, one of my very favorite

818
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,479
Speaker 1: bananamal names that I've gotten to know over the last

819
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: four and a half five years, right up there with

820
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: Hero McNulty and Pal Brammerdam a Hero, which are just

821
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: two great names. Pal Brammerdam is so good I literally

822
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: think about it at the gym sometimes, so I'm like

823
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: Pal Brammerdam.

824
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 4: That sounds like the beginning of like that that one song.

825
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: Uh, Old Black Betty. Yeah, it really does, Old Black

826
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: Betty Palell Brammerdam. I'm sure she gets that. I hope

827
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: she didn't go to school at like University of Georgia.

828
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 1: She'd be screwed.

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00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 3: Uh.

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00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: Anyways, this name is just as good. Honey Donawitz Don Yeah, wow,

831
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 1: Honey Donawitz. I mean, if your lawyer, your court appointed lawyer,

832
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 1: is Honey Donalitz, you're getting off. Yeah, you're done. Bands

833
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: down the other prosecutor. He just opens his briefcase and

834
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: throws the papers in the air and walks out of

835
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: the court.

836
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 5: I want to brand them to everything, Honey, case closed,

837
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 5: like it's just so, it's just so good.

838
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 4: Honey, you got another thing. I don't know I'm giving

839
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 4: that this voice, but it's all and good.

840
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: I love you, Honey, and I hope you live how

841
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: you want to live, do what you want to do.

842
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: Honey Donowitz is thumbing herself way way up for doing

843
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: her first open mic at the Creak and Cave in Austin, Texas.

844
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: So she didn't exactly kill it, but she didn't bomb.

845
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: Honey is proud of herself for not being a little

846
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: bitch with a dream anymore. Nice Anyways, thumbs up to

847
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: you and all these ban animals who are doing great

848
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: things and trying to make this world a great place.

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00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 2: Oh that's a fantastic and if funny we are here

850
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 2: with the wonderful and fantastic Scarlet Estelle. So second season

851
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 2: of your podcast is coming out soon.

852
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 4: It's coming out soon, and I mean this.

853
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 5: This podcast came out the year of the fiftieth anniversary

854
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 5: of hip hop. That's how I was celebrating it.

855
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: Fall up.

856
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 5: He was my favorite brand, lol, and I love hip hop.

857
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 5: Hip Hop is just such a big part of just

858
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 5: my music taste and everything I do now. And so

859
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 5: I was like, what a way to just bring journalism

860
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 5: and broadcast and everything together and just tell the story

861
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 5: of the ways that they interact, which is a lot.

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00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: You know.

863
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 5: The lead singer Patrick produced for Loupei Fiasco. They've worked

864
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 5: with Kanye, They've worked with Jay Z, they toured with

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00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 5: fifty Cent, they toured Withis Khalifa. They just brought out

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00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 5: with Was Khalifa at When We Were Young in Vegas

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00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 5: last year. They have a whole album full of remixes

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00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 5: with like original verses from some of the biggest rappers,

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00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 5: from like Migos to like Zatoven the producer and everything

870
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 5: in between.

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00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 4: So that was my love letter.

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00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 5: And the season one goes chronologically, I mean, the whole

873
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 5: show is chronological, so you'll start at the very beginning

874
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 5: of their career and we go year by year, topic

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00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 5: by topic, and right now we're right in two thousand

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00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 5: and nine where unfortunately they had hiatus and they broke up,

877
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 5: so I'm also taking a little break. But this hiatus

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00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 5: is great because this hiatus allowed them to really try

879
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 5: out new sounds, and they grew up so much while

880
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 5: they were in the band that when they did get

881
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 5: back together, it's it's what made Fallout Boy today what

882
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 5: it is. So we're gonna start crawling into the hiatus

883
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 5: and how it's shaped what it is. And it really

884
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 5: isn't just about hip hop. It's a love letter to

885
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 5: black music, to black art, to the way that black

886
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 5: you know, culture influences everything we love, even the things

887
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 5: that we don't think it does. So it's again a

888
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 5: love letter to just like black art and black fans

889
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 5: and you know, people of color who are in the

890
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 5: scene who might not always feel seen, but it's it's.

891
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 2: For them, so go check it out. Check it out Fallout.

892
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 4: Boys Too Men dot com. Yes, it's a real u

893
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:40,959
Speaker 4: are l and you can.

894
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 2: Find ever really there. Yes, say it again, Fallout.

895
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 5: Boys Too Men dot com, so b oc two men

896
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 5: dot com. Or Scarlett Estelle as Sugar, We're going in

897
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 5: on everything. It's a fun time.

898
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: Scarlett, you don't know this, or maybe you do know this.

899
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what you know. Sorry to speak like

900
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: I know what you know. Hurt once did a like

901
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: a v H one MTV countdown Top one hundred videos

902
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: of the Year, and he came over to my apartment

903
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: with our good friend Chris and we wrote jokes together,

904
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: and one of his jokes that got on was for

905
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: a Fallout Boys song where you.

906
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 2: Probably know the music video of your memory? Do I

907
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 2: not remember doing this show? I don't remember any of this,

908
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: And you remember the joke that got on television?

909
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it is the music video and I don't

910
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: remember the song, but.

911
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 5: Probably Sugar were going in or thanks for the memories, Yes,

912
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 5: thanks for the memories. And then Pete Wentz makes out

913
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 5: with Kim Kardashian.

914
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, So and Kurt goes, there's monkeys play guitars,

915
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: there's monkeys singing. The only monkey that's got there Mickey

916
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: Dolan's who was the drummer for the band the Monkeys,

917
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: and Kurt Chris and I wrote probably seventy five jokes,

918
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: and Kurt got two jokes on because those specials they

919
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: didn't want jokes. What they specials wanted they would go.

920
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: And Kirk got another one on for Bruce Springsteen where

921
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: it was like Bruce's it was radio nowhere, it was yeah,

922
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: this is ready to know where, And Kirk got on

923
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: because what they want you to go is it's Bruce Springsteen.

924
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: He's back, and that's all they want. They just it's

925
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: all They wound bites that are like great band, great songs,

926
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: love the video, and they're like all they were wanted.

927
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 2: And I was always there, like with a punchline, and

928
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: they're just like uh huh, uh huh. What was the

929
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 2: do you remember the Bruce Springsteen joke?

930
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: It was it was you complimenting Bruce being back.

931
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 4: It was you saying, uh, Bruce is back, white guy.

932
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, he's Jersey guys, but he's like

933
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 1: I love it. He's like yeah, guitars, drums, Bruce singing

934
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: about bubb but Bruce is back, and we were like yay,

935
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: So four hours of joke writing, also watching those videos

936
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: on YouTube and being like think think think think thing

937
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: and then thanks for the memories, yeah, Kirk.

938
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: And it was insane how those shows always worked because

939
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 2: you would in there being interviewed for like two hours,

940
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: and you always had to have like a good funny

941
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 2: thing to say about every dumb thing that they would

942
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: show you, and then they would ask you question after

943
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 2: question after question after each thing. So like you, it

944
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: would be like two two and a half hours, three

945
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,919
Speaker 2: hours under these lights of just like be funny, be funny,

946
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,959
Speaker 2: be funny, and then they would take like two things.

947
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 4: God do I do that alone? I would have really

948
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 4: five hundred bucks, no.

949
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: Residuals, five hundred dollars and then over nine thousand times.

950
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, damn, you got ripped off. They want people

951
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 1: to sing along. They want the comedians or the talking

952
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: heads to be like when it says dance dance, they

953
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: want them to go like dance dance and they just

954
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: wiggle and that's all they want. And they're like, god

955
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: it you think those people are making five hundred dollars.

956
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: No residuals. Damn. No wonder that network went under anyways.

957
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 4: Could have been zero in a panic at the disc song.

958
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 2: So here it does. Extinct bird re evolved itself back

959
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 2: into existence.

960
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: This is just fun.

961
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 2: This is just fun. This was sent in by Parker Emri.

962
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: Thanks Parker, Parker.

963
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 1: Thank you for Parker or I'm Ri.

964
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, Imory, I'm right.

965
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: Cool name.

966
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, but it is a great nice name.

967
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 2: This isn't US news, the.

968
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 4: Very US news.

969
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 2: This is by Alexa Ladieri.

970
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.

971
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: Alexa. Really good at typing about birds. She's the best

972
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: in the business. Uh.

973
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 2: Once the bird okay, this is the subhead. Once the

974
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 2: bird became extinct. It took twenty thousand years for it

975
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 2: to return and evolve into a flightless bird.

976
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 3: Again.

977
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 2: That's the funniest part that it evolved into a bird

978
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 2: that cannot fly, the one thing that makes birds birds.

979
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, it's still fails at it. I love

980
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: it and it is a funny looking bird. A once

981
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 2: a stick bird species re evolved itself into existence and

982
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 2: returned to the islands it once colonized thousands of years ago.

983
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 2: The al Aldabra Rail, named after the Aldabra atoll it

984
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 2: inhabits in the is that how you say that, shells

985
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: say shells shells, is the last surviving native flightless bird

986
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 2: in the Indian Ocean region. It does a descendant of

987
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 2: a flying white throated rail that is believed to have

988
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: lost its ability to fly because the lack of predators

989
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 2: made it unnecessary. I love that fossils of the Aldabra

990
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,439
Speaker 2: Rail have been discovered dating back one hundred and thirty

991
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: six thousand years, but the island has since been submerged

992
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 2: by the ocean, wiping out almost the ocean.

993
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: Sorry, it takes it back.

994
00:48:55,719 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 2: Aldabra went under the sea, and everything takes Julie Huge,

995
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: a palaeontologist and author of the study, said in a

996
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 2: press release from the Natural History Museum in London. There

997
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 2: was an almost complete turnover in the fauna. Everything went extinct.

998
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,959
Speaker 2: Yet as the al Rail still lives on today, something

999
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 2: must have happened for it to have returned. Newer fossils

1000
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 2: showed the Aldabra Rail was heavier than its ancestor, indicating

1001
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 2: that the bird had lost its ability to fly for

1002
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 2: a second time. Once the bird became extinct after the flood.

1003
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: It only took twenty thousand years for the white throat

1004
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 2: to rail to return and evolve. Okay, so I get it.

1005
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: So it's a bird.

1006
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 2: It's a bird that flies around the white throated rail

1007
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 2: lands on this island, finds that it's great, stays, doesn't

1008
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 2: have any predators, and then just stops flying altogether. So

1009
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: they become Americanized.

1010
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 4: They become Walllyes. So my so what my theory here?

1011
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 4: Hear me out?

1012
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 5: Are you about to take a huge trip here? Okay,

1013
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 5: so they went from air. They don't need air. The

1014
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 5: island part that they're walking around is just one step

1015
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 5: further because they will start swimming because the water is

1016
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 5: coming in. They're going deeper, they're getting heavier. Yes, yeah,

1017
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 5: this is an educational podcast.

1018
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 2: They're gonna become whales. Yes, they're going to become evolution works.

1019
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 4: Yes, Mark my words.

1020
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 5: Play this back in two thousand years when they when

1021
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 5: they come back and they're swimming at you.

1022
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 4: That's that's what's next.

1023
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 2: I would love it if this became like a penguin bird.

1024
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 2: There is no case that I can find of this

1025
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 2: happening where you have a record of the same species

1026
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: of bird becoming flightless twice. It is kind of interesting.

1027
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 2: It kind of proves evolution exists right in just this

1028
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 2: like case real so weird when well, that's what I

1029
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 2: always hate about people like who are There's like certain

1030
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 2: science and Instagram accounts that I file that are always

1031
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: like they talk down to like like these idiot creationists

1032
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 2: who believe that God created the world in seventies. You

1033
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 2: know how dumb that is.

1034
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: This is how it happened.

1035
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 2: But then when you listen to like what actually happened,

1036
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 2: it's just as looney tune if it's crazy, if not more,

1037
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: it's just like, oh, an elephant went swimming a lot

1038
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 2: and now it's a blue whale. You know, it's just like,

1039
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 2: what are you talking about?

1040
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. Yeah, And the people that get really

1041
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: mad about like being like I'm not a monkey, I'm

1042
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: not an ape, I'm not descended from them. You're like,

1043
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 1: it's just the opposite way, like an ape.

1044
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 5: Right now when they're saying it, they're like flinging shit

1045
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 5: and like their hands are in the air.

1046
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 4: It's really weird.

1047
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: Part of their body.

1048
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 4: It really weird.

1049
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: They just regret like apes. The number one most common

1050
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: bird in the United States. Do you guys know.

1051
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna guess.

1052
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: I think I know.

1053
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 2: Is it a swallow?

1054
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 3: No?

1055
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 2: But is it a house finch?

1056
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: House finch?

1057
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 5: No?

1058
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: God damn it. What is it? It's the American robin

1059
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,720
Speaker 1: is actually the most it's three hundred and seventy million.

1060
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 1: But there's this one called a junko and in a

1061
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: lot of states the j u nco.

1062
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 4: Like.

1063
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: I looked up California and it's the junko and I'm like,

1064
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: I've literally never heard junko. I've heard Jenkos, but I've

1065
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: never heard of the dark eyed junko. Two hundred and

1066
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: twenty million junkos flying around and nobody's talking.

1067
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 4: About because birds aren't real. Oh no, hot take at

1068
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 4: the edge. I'm sorry.

1069
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 5: I mean, I just think I just think it's really

1070
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 5: weird that we haven't seen them and that every household

1071
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 5: doesn't have them.

1072
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 4: If there's so many, I believe in signs and birds,

1073
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 4: you guys. That was just my hot take for that.

1074
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 5: In Philly, they're not real. They're not real. They're taking

1075
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 5: your money. It's it's not true.

1076
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 2: I would not put it past Philly pigeons to pickpocket people.

1077
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a Philly pigeon.

1078
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 2: So many peas in that sentence. There was a lot

1079
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 2: of peas. That was all alliteration.

1080
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: It's a good vocal warm up for the podcast.

1081
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 2: It really is. My goodness, we're already at the end, Scotty,

1082
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 2: can you just tease us.

1083
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: A judge mocks drug dealer for not being very good

1084
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: at it?

1085
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much, Scarlet Esteal for being okay.

1086
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 5: Thank you guys so much for having me. Thank you

1087
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 5: to the Bananamals for just being an awesome community. I

1088
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 5: think we all feel it where there's somewhere that we

1089
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 5: can turn to and be funny and cool and just

1090
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 5: chaotically positive, which is just always what I'm trying to

1091
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 5: get at.

1092
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 4: So thank you. I appreciate you both.

1093
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 5: I've I always just love listening to y'all and just

1094
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 5: love seeing y'all grow as artists as people.

1095
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Speaker 4: And thanks for having me around. I really really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: You are so welcome. Follow listen, be a big fan

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Speaker 1: of Scarlet because we are about sugar.

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Speaker 4: We're going in fallout boys toomen dot com and all

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Speaker 4: the social medias and.

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Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 1: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgarriff and Georgia

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Speaker 1: Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.