Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to it. It's Friday, and we do have
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Speaker 1: This Second eight classic might inspire your next party theme.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah it could.
Speaker 1: It could, but you need to buy handcuffs and bulk.
Speaker 1: I think how it works, like, yeah, so think it
Speaker 1: through for sure. Yeah, stick around for that. But first
Speaker 1: we've got comments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jess commented on an episode from the other day
Speaker 3: and said, this made me cringe so much I had
Speaker 3: to stop listening for a few hours and come back
Speaker 3: to finish.
Speaker 1: That's bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sadistic that you came back and finished.
Speaker 1: Actually prepare for the second time. Yeah, absolutely, well, I
Speaker 1: hope the second half was worth it for you. All right,
Speaker 1: here's your second eight podcast starting right.
Speaker 4: Now, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.
Speaker 5: We've got a listener named Mandy on the phone right
Speaker 5: now for a second date update. And I have to say, Mandy,
Speaker 5: you instantly peaked my interest with three words you wrote
Speaker 5: in your email, champagne and shackles.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a good night. I saw that and.
Speaker 5: I said stop delete all the other requests for second dates.
Speaker 5: We must speak to this woman because Normally we hear
Speaker 5: about people meeting up at bars and restaurants for dates.
Speaker 2: But champagne and shackles.
Speaker 1: Why do I think the local county jail, no one else?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You can bring it in. You can
Speaker 1: smuggle anything in that place.
Speaker 5: I didn't even need to take my black market pills
Speaker 5: after I read that, So, Mandy, thank you for reaching out.
Speaker 5: You can smuggle those into prison too many. Welcome to
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can.
Speaker 2: Get Jeff to not take his pills worthy of our time.
Speaker 1: That's right, you already sound like a firecracker.
Speaker 5: I've got my pen and my paper ready, Mandy, So
Speaker 5: tell us exactly how does champagne and shackles work?
Speaker 6: Okay, so really Champagne shackle party. It's a partly Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's a party, and it's like a college thing.
Speaker 1: It's fifth a cuff, Yes, cuffs.
Speaker 6: You want another You and another person get tied together
Speaker 6: and we'll both holding a magnum bottle of champagne.
Speaker 2: Magnum bottle.
Speaker 1: You must be going to a private college, because there
Speaker 1: was my poor as is buying the magnum Champagnegg Carl ROSSI.
Speaker 6: Yah, so yeah, your hands are tied together and you
Speaker 6: can't untie until the two of you finish it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you finish the drink.
Speaker 1: Here's my question.
Speaker 4: Do you get to choose who you're tied to or
Speaker 4: is it randomly selected?
Speaker 6: Does it? Everyone that single that goes has to find
Speaker 6: a hinge date to shackle up with.
Speaker 4: Oh, so you're bringing a college It's a date that
Speaker 4: that would.
Speaker 7: Sound so fun.
Speaker 2: If a girl invited me to this, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, a.
Speaker 3: Girl to ask a guy to put on handcuffs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably most of the women did the inviting, So that's.
Speaker 2: What you did.
Speaker 6: Yes, I went online and I did some scrolling, and
Speaker 6: so I met this guy named Jack.
Speaker 1: Okay, and why'd you pick him?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: I told him out the idea and right away he
Speaker 6: was in well a little.
Speaker 2: Shady, didn't ask any questions, just right away.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's extra boy.
Speaker 2: You know, he probably brought his own shackles to the party.
Speaker 2: He was like, I got did you.
Speaker 1: Meet him for the first time when you guys arrived
Speaker 1: to the party.
Speaker 6: Yes, we met outside. And then it was like sixty
Speaker 6: to seventy percent couples that had hinge dates.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's like the majority of the party. That's
Speaker 2: a risk.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine seeing the person in real life for
Speaker 4: the first time, they going, oh my god, I have
Speaker 4: to be tied to you for three hours or however
Speaker 4: I got take.
Speaker 2: Well, that's when the champagne comes in hand.
Speaker 1: Will you just start chugging? I guess.
Speaker 5: So you and Jack got your hands bound together with
Speaker 5: a giant magnum bottle of champagne.
Speaker 2: And how did that go?
Speaker 6: It was actually really fun. You start to figure out
Speaker 6: how to navigate things and like how to move together.
Speaker 1: It did the novelty of it ever wear off?
Speaker 6: Like no, I would say, like we were really kind
Speaker 6: of just trying to get around that big obstacle, which
Speaker 6: is you're trying to finish this bottle before one of
Speaker 6: you asked to use the restroom. Oh yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately I lost that battle.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: I had to go so badly. I just I like,
Speaker 6: I kept putting it off and putting it off. But
Speaker 6: since you're tied together, Jack had to come with me,
Speaker 6: and it was just like beyond I was trying not
Speaker 6: to make any noise.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude. But that first p when you
Speaker 1: have to go so bad is so loud.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I was a little tipsy.
Speaker 2: We don't need the commentary.
Speaker 1: Described the p okay, Well, I know what it sounds like, you.
Speaker 6: Know what, I even mortified, like rethinking the details.
Speaker 1: At least he's not sober though too.
Speaker 2: You're both in an embarrassing situation, so he can relate. Well,
Speaker 2: what what was his mood or tone while that was
Speaker 2: all going on?
Speaker 6: I mean he honestly he was a perfect gentleman.
Speaker 1: That's a good answer.
Speaker 2: He sounds like a great guy. What happened?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and like even a little rushroom part, like it
Speaker 6: was funny in the moment, but like, I don't know,
Speaker 6: I thought that might be hard to come back from.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's because it's one thing to do this
Speaker 5: as like a college party. It's another thing to do
Speaker 5: it when this is supposed to be like kind of
Speaker 5: a romantic first date. At least you're trying to make
Speaker 5: like a good first impression on somebody, and that's kind
Speaker 5: of tough to do with true half of your clothes off.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5: That I mean, in that in that situation, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean, Let's finish up with the bathroom part.
Speaker 2: What happened after Okay.
Speaker 6: So we do end up going back into the party,
Speaker 6: and at that point he was able to finish the bottle.
Speaker 5: Okay, did he like chug it immediately after the bathroom incident,
Speaker 5: was like we need to get out.
Speaker 6: We end up splitting off for a bit, and then
Speaker 6: towards the end I caught him and like he had
Speaker 6: to go, and I thanked him. And there have not
Speaker 6: been a second date, and like I thought he was
Speaker 6: really cool and I'd love to redo it as a
Speaker 6: normal date, like in a chamer setting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you see him talking to anybody else after
Speaker 4: he split off? I mean, I'm just thinking there's so
Speaker 4: many hinge singles.
Speaker 7: There right right.
Speaker 6: Not really, I just he was just getting along, just
Speaker 6: enjoying the party, the ke Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: We can get you guys together at an olive garden
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 7: I mean.
Speaker 5: The good news is, like the goal of any first
Speaker 5: date is to build camaraderie and connection and have memorable moments.
Speaker 5: You definitely have those from your first hang out.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, if he said who after, we'll find out.
Speaker 5: We're about to give him a call and we'll try
Speaker 5: and get your champagne and shackles.
Speaker 2: Second date up there right after.
Speaker 1: That, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.
Speaker 5: When you hear about a first date where champagne was involved,
Speaker 5: and then a few restraints are added in. Suddenly you
Speaker 5: end up in a bathroom alone with this person. I'm
Speaker 5: thinking Fifty Shades of Gray Part four, Oh.
Speaker 2: Is back and added.
Speaker 1: Again, Wait there was a part three?
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, there was three movies immediately.
Speaker 4: That. The thing is, you just watch them together, one
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty Parts of Gray.
Speaker 2: By the time you get to that, it wasn't that though.
Speaker 5: It turns out in this case it was just a
Speaker 5: champagne and shackles party.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Our listener Mandy was bound together with a guy that
Speaker 5: she met on hinge named Jack. And again, if you're
Speaker 5: just tuning in, those things work like this. You and
Speaker 5: your da have to finish off an entire bottle of
Speaker 5: champagne before you can unlock from each other.
Speaker 4: And I think it was a Magnum bottle, like a
Speaker 4: big boy. I mean, it's a headache the next day.
Speaker 5: The idea is college esque for sure, and alexis, do
Speaker 5: you miss those college parties hearing this back or do
Speaker 5: you just not remember?
Speaker 1: I'm about to go host on this weekend. I'm so inspired.
Speaker 5: The weird part of the night that happened, though, was
Speaker 5: when Mandy had to use the restroom before they were
Speaker 5: able to finish their champagne, so.
Speaker 2: Jack had to tag along for that ride.
Speaker 5: They got through it, but might not be the best
Speaker 5: first impression for a first date.
Speaker 4: Because he chugged the rest of the bottle right afterwards
Speaker 4: and then ditched her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mandy, is that a good description of what happened?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: I mean the thing is is like, you want to
Speaker 4: do a regular date with this guy, right, Like the
Speaker 4: first one was fun and exciting, and now you got
Speaker 4: to see if there's like truly a connection totally.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll just see what he has to.
Speaker 1: Say and not strapped to another woman when we call it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be a pro. Who's going to answer
Speaker 2: the phone in that case? If we hear a stream?
Speaker 2: Hang up right away?
Speaker 5: Okay, but I'm going to dial Jack for you right now.
Speaker 5: Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Jack?
Speaker 8: Yeah? This is Jack.
Speaker 2: This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Hey Jack, Hello, Yeah, Yeah, this doesn't happen every day.
Speaker 5: We get it feels good to be on the radio
Speaker 5: in front of a lot of people, doesn't it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this sounds like a lot of people over there.
Speaker 2: Going on a lot of listeners.
Speaker 5: We're doing a segment here called a second Date Update
Speaker 5: where we're trying to help out one of our listeners
Speaker 5: that you met up with not too long ago. You
Speaker 5: went to a champagne and shackles party with a woman
Speaker 5: named Mandy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the cup and date, Yeah, I remember that, right.
Speaker 1: What did you think when she hit you up on
Speaker 1: hinge and ask you to go to this?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Honestly, it kind of gave me flashbacks when I was
Speaker 8: in a locked up in prison. What whoa, I'm just
Speaker 8: choking guys.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, they were on radio.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know it turned on for this Okay, well
Speaker 5: that we appreciate that. But on a more serious note,
Speaker 5: we are trying to help Mandy figure out if there's
Speaker 5: gonna be a second date between the two of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what did you think of her?
Speaker 8: Uh, Mandy's a nice girl?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we spoke to her and we got that impression.
Speaker 1: No woman wants to be called nice your No, nobody
Speaker 1: like just that. Nothing else. I mean when you first. Sorry,
Speaker 1: were you attracted to her?
Speaker 7: She's pretty? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is there a reason that you're not speaking to her anymore?
Speaker 8: She's a she's looked different than some of the other
Speaker 8: girls I've gone out with before.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's usually a good thing if you're single, right,
Speaker 4: Like it means the other ones didn't work out?
Speaker 8: Sure, Yeah, but.
Speaker 7: We had a bathroom incident.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can.
Speaker 4: Talk about that because she actually already told us Aboutthom
Speaker 4: did she yea, she said you were like a perfect gentleman.
Speaker 8: Oh really. Okay. Well, we're at the party and we're
Speaker 8: tied together, and she says she wants.
Speaker 7: To go into the bathroom with me, right, and I'm like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 7: going to the bathroom with you?
Speaker 4: Oh you're reading.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7: We go into the bathroom and I'm about to kiss her.
Speaker 1: Honestly, No, no, oh my god, you didn't know that
Speaker 1: she actually had to go.
Speaker 8: To She turns the light on and says, can I
Speaker 8: turn around because she's going to use the bathroom?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you thought she was trying to create
Speaker 5: a little private romantic moment for you that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had no idea. I was pulled my shirt uf,
Speaker 7: you know, I thought it was a moment.
Speaker 2: You could go really go for it.
Speaker 4: Wow, so you were like the disappointment that what you
Speaker 4: expected didn't turn out to be is why you're not
Speaker 4: calling her back?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: What was it.
Speaker 8: Well, she uses the bathroom and I'm just like ready
Speaker 8: to go back out there. She says, no, hold on,
Speaker 8: I want to touch my makeup. Oh okay, So she
Speaker 8: she did that for for a while.
Speaker 2: Standing there in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Why is that that?
Speaker 2: How long is a while?
Speaker 8: I'm not timing the girl, but could have been anywhere
Speaker 8: from seventeen to twenty minute, tom as well.
Speaker 4: Seventeen Oh my god, So you two were in the
Speaker 4: bathroom for a very long time.
Speaker 8: It was some time. Yeah, and I tried to break
Speaker 8: up the time. I was adding a little small talk.
Speaker 8: So she was really really into her work and doing
Speaker 8: her makeup.
Speaker 4: Hey said, you said she was attractive. I mean, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: it takes a lot of work to be attractive.
Speaker 7: As I noticed, it took a lot of work. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you're right, that's what I was.
Speaker 5: Well, just I would be careful with the things that
Speaker 5: you say there, Jack, because you should probably know at
Speaker 5: this point that Mandy's on the other line listening to this.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean, Jack, I can't even believe this, Like
Speaker 6: you're gonna be judging me for putting on too much makeup.
Speaker 7: I didn't say too much.
Speaker 1: Seriously, Oh that was a hole.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 2: The line period, long time period?
Speaker 6: Okay? Was it long though? Or were we just tipsy? Like,
Speaker 6: come on, we're enjoying herself.
Speaker 2: Whatever could have been five minutes and you just thought
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 8: Like no, no, it was like twenty minutes.
Speaker 6: I thought we were having a good time. I'm not
Speaker 6: even really paying attention to any of that, just enjoying
Speaker 6: her attention.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, but Jack, listen, you have to consider the
Speaker 5: circumstances that you guys were in. She doesn't have both
Speaker 5: of her hands to apply the makeup with, so right there.
Speaker 2: Seventeen minutes. You got to cut that in half. When
Speaker 2: you add the second hand on.
Speaker 1: Your right hand to.
Speaker 4: Your left hand, it was a musical dominant if you
Speaker 4: were having to use your wrong hand.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was not my dominant hand.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: So she's using her weak one hand to apply makeup.
Speaker 5: Plus she's tipsy, so maybe Jack, do you think you're
Speaker 5: being a little bit judgy about that part of it?
Speaker 5: If anything, you should have helped her, bro Yeah, helped
Speaker 5: her put her mascaro.
Speaker 7: Well, I, like I said, I tried to talk a
Speaker 7: little bit, a little small talk, but she.
Speaker 8: Didn't seem to want any.
Speaker 7: Small talks because she was so focused then on her job.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're feeling ignored. I mean that's really what.
Speaker 7: It comes to, for sure.
Speaker 5: Did you feel that same way with your cellmate in
Speaker 5: prison when you guys are sharing.
Speaker 8: Champaigne Actually know there were a lot more touchy, feeling.
Speaker 2: Very attentive.
Speaker 4: I really really think you should give her another chance
Speaker 4: because you two you sound funny together.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just a weird first thing. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: had a.
Speaker 5: Moment, and we're going to offer to send you guys
Speaker 5: out a second time on a date that we would
Speaker 5: pay for.
Speaker 2: A normal date.
Speaker 5: Right, it could be normal. Or if you want to
Speaker 5: do zip ties and Zeena, that's your college days, Lindfolds,
Speaker 5: whatever you want, I.
Speaker 4: Just do that with myself whips Andy's Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Mandy you say yes.
Speaker 6: Still, I mean I've still had a really good time.
Speaker 6: I guess those things I didn't remember because I was tipsy,
Speaker 6: but like, if you're down, I'd really like to see
Speaker 6: if there is something.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jack that's cute balls in your court?
Speaker 8: Come on, Jack, the alcohol could have been play I agree.
Speaker 7: Good.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, alright, yeah, okay, y Well, congratulations you two.
Speaker 2: We're gonna hop on Amazon.
Speaker 5: Get some zip ties ready and uh you guys have
Speaker 5: a great time.
Speaker 8: Jack.
Speaker 2: Are you happy now?
Speaker 7: I'm really happy. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I think it'd be a great go with Mandy. Well,
Speaker 8: hopefully it'd be different this time.
Speaker 4: Yes, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: That was a successful second date update in more ways
Speaker 5: than one, because now there's a couple texts that we're
Speaker 5: getting asking if Brookes and Jeffrey would sponsor a champagne
Speaker 5: and shackles night for them.
Speaker 4: That would be so fun. Ye, champaign and shackle Wait.
Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of waivers we'd have to
Speaker 4: get for people to sign.
Speaker 1: It's more of a friend thing, I think.
Speaker 5: Well, maybe there's another one from a seventy eight year
Speaker 5: old woman at a retirement home asking for a champagne
Speaker 5: and shingles night.
Speaker 2: That would be better.
Speaker 1: I would recommend the shingles vaccine. Yeah, that would that's
Speaker 1: what you should go with.
Speaker 2: It takes the fun out of it.
Speaker 1: It's a little more painful.
Speaker 5: Jeff, it'll be interesting to get another update from this couple.
Speaker 5: Jack did fold pretty quickly once he found out that
Speaker 5: she was waiting on the phone to talk to him.
Speaker 1: Well, that is like how I would be, you know,
Speaker 1: like if they heard me.
Speaker 5: Oh shoot, some people really care about looking good on
Speaker 5: the radio.
Speaker 2: They don't want to come across looking bad. But I
Speaker 2: don't give a crap. Oh okay, so there you go.
Speaker 5: I'll say anything, all right, whatever it takes to get
Speaker 5: you a second date.
Speaker 2: Right, No, no, we'll do whatever. Just email the show.
Speaker 2: We'll call that person who's not calling you back.