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Speaker 1: Hello everyone. It's Sam, you know, co host of the

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Speaker 1: podcast Stradio Lab, of which you have hit play on. UM.

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Speaker 1: Today we are re releasing our yeah, let's say, infamous

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Speaker 1: episode with Patti Harrison on Traditions. You know, this episode

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Speaker 1: is one of our favorites. It is banned in multiple

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Speaker 1: would be such an act of radical defiance if we

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Speaker 1: rereleased it today for the holiday season. So please, you know,

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Speaker 1: grab your family's ox cord, uh, slap your phone on it,

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Speaker 1: and feel free to smash the play button on this

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Speaker 1: episode so that Grandma, Grandpa and everyone that came after

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Speaker 1: them can sort of listen to this incredible episode. And

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Speaker 1: I just want to say from the bottom of our

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Speaker 1: podcasting hearts, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year. Um. Yeah. George

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Speaker 1: and I are taking a beautiful vacation to spend time

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Speaker 1: with our loved ones, of which there are over a

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Speaker 1: thousand people. We both have huge families, hundreds of siblings, UM,

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Speaker 1: tens of thousands of aunts and uncles, and needless to say,

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Speaker 1: our cousins go into the millions. So we are just

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Speaker 1: swamped over here at Stradio Lab Incorporated. But nothing but

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Speaker 1: love to you and yours and um, if it's not

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Speaker 1: I really think that's kind of sad. I hope you

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Speaker 1: have snow and I hope, um you have a fireplace

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Speaker 1: that is litty, itty itty Um. Okay, enjoy the episode

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Speaker 1: with Patty Harrison. Well, we're excited to be back soon

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Speaker 1: in the new year as brand new people with brand

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Speaker 1: new faces due to plastic surgery. Thank you and goodnight.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the episode by I will be completely silent and

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Speaker 1: up in this great Okay podcast starts now. Podcast starts now,

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Speaker 1: Sam Listen. Last week we released our episode where we

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Speaker 1: went into your past relationship with one Nick and Nanny.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel, Um, I feel so incredible to

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Speaker 1: have that out in the open. I feel I feel

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Speaker 1: a weightlifted, UM, and I feel like, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: all it's only going up from here. I think, you know,

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Speaker 1: Nick and I this just shows how powerful we are

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Speaker 1: here's what I'll say. I think when we've fabricated that

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Speaker 1: that was really so because it's a way to grow

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Speaker 1: Kinsey one. Uh kind of chill bros. I am nixing

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Speaker 1: this premise. I am saying fuck you to all of

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Speaker 1: saying this happened, and you will not negate my experience

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Speaker 1: by telling the listeners that it was made up. And

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Speaker 1: then I'm some sign of kind of crazy gay guy

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Speaker 1: who's making up fantasies of hooking up with his friend

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Speaker 1: who loves movies. No, it's real and it happened. Sam.

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Speaker 1: Every time we um, you know, are a mixed company,

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Speaker 1: I'm not an idiot, George. It happens. Okay. I don't

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Speaker 1: I've always said, Um, have you ever hooked up with

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Speaker 1: from that seventy show. That's so George. I'm really sorry

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Speaker 1: an incredible riff. To die for a riff, some to

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Speaker 1: keeps coming up saying did you like that Riff? Please

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Speaker 1: pay here? Enter your credit card information now, Enter your

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Speaker 1: credit card information now. Um, but definitely, I would like

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Speaker 1: And in the words of Nanette Gatsby, please welcome to

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Speaker 1: That's what the lab technician told you. So this and

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Speaker 1: just you know, is that is that act? Why are

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Speaker 1: you being so condescending? Did you not have your turmeric

427
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Speaker 1: latte this morning? Got him? Fucking got him? Um? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I mean there is a rich history of women creating

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Speaker 1: art and then people ascribing it to some kind of

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Speaker 1: mental or physical disorder. And I'm glad we game one.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I want to say. Um, I have a

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Speaker 1: question for both of you. So this driver that picked

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Speaker 1: you up and drove right into the house, not enough

434
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Speaker 1: about the think his Google alerts are? Okay? Can I

435
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Speaker 1: tell you something? Okay, I I know what. I know

436
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Speaker 1: what the Google alerts are because my driver, who wasn't

437
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Speaker 1: a he was a she And it's exactly who you

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Speaker 1: think it was Greta. Yeah, she's she's side hustling right

439
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: now for a role she's going to play. She's playing

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Speaker 1: a driver in the movie about the Duplas brothers having

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Speaker 1: huge cocks. Well, well, the sequel in this the scene

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Speaker 1: where Sam tells Patty played by Maggie Smith about the

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Speaker 1: huge cox happened in a lift on the way to

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Speaker 1: the big premiere of our of the movie, that in fact,

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Speaker 1: that it's kind of a Charlie Kaufman situation. It's a

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Speaker 1: movie within a movie. So they're going to the premiere

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Speaker 1: of the movie they're already in and Greta Gerwig plays

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Speaker 1: the lift driver, but it's also the director. So she

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Speaker 1: also kept running, you know, turning around and yelling at

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Speaker 1: both of you. Well, I learned, I learned this morning

451
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Speaker 1: that she's not yelling because she's mad. She's yelling because

452
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Speaker 1: she can't talk anymore. And you know what that this

453
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Speaker 1: bad is because she has a mania or what what?

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Speaker 1: What is it? What? Hysteria? What a women? Greta Gerwig

455
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Speaker 1: has hysteria. Stradio of exclusive. Yeah, she she she wrote

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Speaker 1: it on a she wrote it on an envelope on

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Speaker 1: a piece of mail, that it was in the car

458
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Speaker 1: and she said, she said, hey, the screams, aren't it you? Sorry,

459
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Speaker 1: can't really talk right now. I'm hysterical. The thing with

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Speaker 1: the hysteria was, of course, famously a disease that was

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Speaker 1: attributed to women who were being who were exactly in

462
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Speaker 1: a different time when people, you know, it was a

463
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Speaker 1: very kind of misogynist thing. But there's now a movement

464
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Speaker 1: to reclaim hysteria, and there are women who are proudly saying, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have hysteria, but I'm still a girl boss. That

466
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Speaker 1: she wrote that on the back of the envelope. She said, no,

467
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Speaker 1: she said, not not apostrophe, shamed of it or nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm a girl boss. I just have I just have

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Speaker 1: to contextualize that, Yeah, I got my period so bad

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Speaker 1: one time. It made me crazy and now I can't

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Speaker 1: talk and I just but she's rocking, and she's rocking,

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Speaker 1: and and you know what we're living. The work is

473
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Speaker 1: it's shown in the work. I love the work, and

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Speaker 1: it's shown in the work. I mean, who could forget

475
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Speaker 1: that scene in Little Women where Sarah Sharonin says, and

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Speaker 1: I my period, I'm crazy because on my period so bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's do you remember do you remember

478
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Speaker 1: if the goose bumps you got when that scene came on?

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Speaker 1: I remember, I like, I loved that. I loved the original,

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Speaker 1: and like when I saw this was at it, I

481
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Speaker 1: was like, that's actually brilliant, Like duh, right, well, the

482
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Speaker 1: original was not feminist. And then Gretti Growig put the

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Speaker 1: scene in where Ciara Sharonin has her period, and then

484
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Speaker 1: it became feminist. Yeah, and when she and the part

485
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Speaker 1: in the movie where she lifts her big fluffy under

486
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Speaker 1: the thing and she's like, and the dresses back then

487
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Speaker 1: had those like big wire frames or whatever. Right, is

488
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Speaker 1: at a different time. No, we can say it's this time. Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: it's it's the same. Yeah, it's said in the it's

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Speaker 1: actually a Jane Austen Laura dr Laura during that part

491
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Speaker 1: where she's like, she's like, what's going on? A little girl?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? And she's like, go sh it, mom,

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Speaker 1: I got blood on my frame. And then she did

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Speaker 1: something which I thought was such an interesting way to

495
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Speaker 1: make it more contemporary, which is that using the blood,

496
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Speaker 1: she wrote nasty woman on the wall of the house

497
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Speaker 1: they were all living. But she spelled it wrong. Because

498
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Speaker 1: women didn't have the women exactly. Sometimes some people would

499
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Speaker 1: see that and say, oh, she's stupid, but no, the

500
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Speaker 1: message of the movie was that the issues are structural.

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Speaker 1: They didn't have access to education. They even show that

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Speaker 1: in the movie. They show her she writes that on

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Speaker 1: the wall and Lord during her mom abut like amazing

504
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Speaker 1: performance apart where she's like, oh, no, you're stupid. That's

505
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Speaker 1: how you know, and she called even her mom didn't

506
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Speaker 1: her mind didn't go to the structural issue. She called

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Speaker 1: her stupid. And that's how you see that. You know,

508
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Speaker 1: sometimes women stand in the way of other badass powerful

509
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Speaker 1: when they're jealous, because that's because when there's two badass

510
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Speaker 1: powerful woman, you can't have that because they are strong.

511
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Speaker 1: They're both strong, and when they're both strong, they just

512
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: start like clashing with each other, and you can you

513
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: just got to have the one. You just got the

514
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Speaker 1: one you can only you can have two powerful men,

515
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Speaker 1: like the Duplas brothers for instance, but the Duplas sisters.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of something like that. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I you said that, and I got chills from my

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Speaker 1: toes to my head. That's crazy, you know, it would

519
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,959
Speaker 1: be actually insane George, I know what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Our first segment or I think it's time. How absolutely

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Speaker 1: bonkers and twisted is it to just like it's time,

522
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Speaker 1: it's time? But you know we can't. We need to

523
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Speaker 1: just go right afa you describe it, okay, Patty Harrison.

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Speaker 1: Our first segment is called straight Shooters, and it is

525
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: a segment where we give you a rapid fire list

526
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: of kind of A or B questions this or that,

527
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: and you have to choose one or the other. And

528
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: it is to gauge your familiarity with and complicity and

529
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Speaker 1: straight culture. And the one rule is that you can't

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Speaker 1: ask any follow up questions about how the game works.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm ready? Okay. Question one reading a book,

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Speaker 1: reading the room or Nancy Pelosi reading Donald Trump to

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Speaker 1: filth Um. I gotta say. I gotta say. I love

534
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Speaker 1: a good book, and I love when people can, you

535
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Speaker 1: know all. I also love when people can just like,

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Speaker 1: you know, just be like now it's not the time,

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00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: you know, they can look at a situation. Um. But

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Speaker 1: when Nancy Pelosi, oh my god, when she did that clap,

539
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: I said, this is I was sitting and okay, so

540
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Speaker 1: I was sitting in the back of the lift, and

541
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Speaker 1: I was it was actually like because I don't drive,

542
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: and there it was a flight fender mender. But because

543
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: of what people usually kind of pick one. If it's

544
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: rapid fire us to people pick one, then we move on.

545
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: But but it's but I really liking the peak behind

546
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: the curtain in terms of the answer that you haven't

547
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 1: picked up. I love it's leaving me another lift accident anecdote.

548
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 1: It's the Nancy policy for me. It's the clap for me. Okay, Patty,

549
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Speaker 1: Kansas City, New York City or Party City, Party City, Well,

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Speaker 1: I love it, Okay, Patty. Electoral politics or Alexis Bladell.

551
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: I gotta say, ah, the Alexis blade Electoral College. I think.

552
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: I think Alexis Bladell is a wonderful actor, but she

553
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: just hasn't done enough. So I think electoral politics rock. Yeah.

554
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: I wish Alexa just a little less lazy. Um, I

555
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: wish she were smaller. She's okay, Patty, what are you

556
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: more excited by the brand new Lexus and your driveway

557
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: on Christmas morning? Or the bow on top of the car.

558
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the fucking bow. I could wear it.

559
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear it on my back like a turtle shell. Honey,

560
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: Patty E Cummings or oh God, I'm coming, Oh my god.

561
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: They both sound yummy, But I do I have to

562
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Speaker 1: pick Um. Please, don't make me pick George, George, don't

563
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: make me pick Oh my gosh. Man. I would say,

564
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, hard, hard, hard to choose,

565
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: But I say, I say E Cummings because one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite noises the way, because you know, sorry I started,

567
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: I was choked, I was choking on em and I'm

568
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: from earlier. I was gonna say. One of my favorite

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Speaker 1: noises to make is e e like mini me um

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Speaker 1: in awesome powers, so in him coming, rest in peace,

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00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: he he died. Um. Okay, Patty White, Christmas, Black Friday,

572
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: Blue Monday, Yellow Submarine or Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat. Um, I

573
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: gotta say, oh, I gotta say Black Friday because those

574
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 1: TVs get so big and you pay locks seven dollars

575
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: for it if you wait for three days. You know

576
00:36:50,280 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: what I mean? Patty bed bath or beyond beyond. There's

577
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 1: so much to learn out there in the ocean. Okay,

578
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: Patty wreath or ring raith. Okay, I'm okay, I'm gonna say,

579
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Speaker 1: I know I have a wreath in my house and

580
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: that you guys can see that because we're on a

581
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 1: zoom chat. But ring ways, I think, I think because

582
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Speaker 1: I think because that's kind of like a kind of

583
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of sci fi nerd girl. And I

584
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: haven't read any of the books. No, they're so long,

585
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: and the movie is such a good job. They do

586
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: such a good job. I actually really I watched. I

587
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: watched a couple of them, like a couple months ago,

588
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: I guess in Lockdown, and they did it. Told oh,

589
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: I completely disagree. I love them to death, the anime,

590
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: the acting in them. Sam, No, it's so touching. We

591
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: can't get into it because we talked about it every week. Now,

592
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: I wait, what are we talking talking about? Lot of

593
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: the rings? And I cry. I think I will cry

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00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 1: when I if I ever meet um Sean asked him.

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00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: I so I feel that I feel attached to I mean,

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Speaker 1: I will always love it. I matched with one of

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Speaker 1: the Hobbits on on a dating app I think Tinder,

598
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: and then unmatched and then he unmatched with me like

599
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: a few minutes later, And I think it's because he

600
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: didn't see that I was transgender? Wow? Was Mary? Assume?

601
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: I it was the one with the less narrow nose.

602
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: This is a this is a bomb to drop? Um? Wow, Patty?

603
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: Can I ask you them? But I don't want to

604
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: hook up with him because Sam told me that he

605
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: had a big cock because such Yeah, go ahead. Do

606
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: you think he unmatched with you because of something he

607
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 1: signed his Google alerts? Um? I didn't think of that before,

608
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: but I guess it's in the realm of possibilities. What

609
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: are you getting at, George. All I'm saying, Patty is

610
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: things aren't always what they see, and you need to

611
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: think about where people are coming from. You know, potentially

612
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: he could have been in some sort of lift accident

613
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: at that very moment and had a poll going from

614
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: his hole to his brain exactly, And here you are

615
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: dragging him on a podcast without even asking him. Hey,

616
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: I know you unmatched me, but were you in a

617
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: deadly lift accident? I mean, I don't. I I'm a

618
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: pretty smart girl. Um, I don't think you need to

619
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: evoke my trauma and a dead artists trauma to get

620
00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: a point across to me. I get what you're saying.

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00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:06,479
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's just when when you say you're sorry

622
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: like that, It doesn't sound like you're very sorry. It

623
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: sounds kind of like you're mocking. What do you want

624
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: me to say? Like, God, fucking grow up, Patty. You

625
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: know you're being the world keeps spinning. What are you saying?

626
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: The world? The world's on spinning, whether you get the

627
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 1: apology you want from me or not. So just like Patty,

628
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: the world doesn't spin. Uh, you still believe that, Patty,

629
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: that's like one of those like Facebook misinformation things that

630
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: like boomers what. There was like a whole thing in

631
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: Neyork Times about it. I just think, Patty, you know,

632
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Speaker 1: you have a pretty big platform, and it's your responsibility

633
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Speaker 1: to not share, like perpetuate the spread of misinformation about

634
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: the earth. Can I tell you guys something off the record? Yeah,

635
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: I know I have a big platform, and I was

636
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: really trying to use it to like, you know, during

637
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: the election cycle, to get people involved. And but I, unfortunately,

638
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: and I regret, it fell victim to the Facebook misinformation

639
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: machine and it just grew things. You know, things just

640
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: kept happening for me, and I was reading a lot

641
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: of misinformation anyways, the worst cos I ended up somehow

642
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: voting for Harissa Cheese presidential election. Yeah, I wrote in

643
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: Harissa Cheese, and I feel so stupid, you know, stupid.

644
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: I would feel Trump wont Thank God Joe Biden one

645
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: because I would be over here screaming. I mean, our

646
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: girl Greta gurbit growing big. I'm just glad Harissa Cheese

647
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 1: didn't win. Can I say something, Patty just and I

648
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: don't want to call you out, but you know you

649
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: said you fell victim to misinformation. The thing is, the

650
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: memes that I saw about Harissa Cheese literally had on

651
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: them copyright nineteen Patty Harrison. So it seems to me

652
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: that rather than falling victim to misinformation, you began these

653
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: campaigns literally with the intent to metal in the U.

654
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: S election by getting people and I mean you're fans,

655
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: you know, young people, queer people, you know, people who

656
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: really are affected most by Trump's policies to vote for

657
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: Harissa Cheese. Well, yeah, yeah, I don't feel good about it.

658
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 1: And you know I wasn't lying, George. I want to clarify.

659
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: I never lie. I when I earlier when I said

660
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 1: some thing's happened, and I got the things, you know,

661
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: I got more information that was kind of covered in

662
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: me kind of just skipping to the point because I

663
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: didn't think you wanted to hear all of that. And yeah,

664
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Speaker 1: I I started a fel I started. I had people,

665
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: I had people, I got, I got, I got like

666
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: four hundred transgender and gender not conforming and non binary

667
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: teenagers to phone bank for harassa cheese. And I feel

668
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid for just like buying into that fucking

669
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: algorithm bullshit, which just once again it's you're using the

670
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: word buying into and in fact you're leading the chart

671
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: you're creating. You're not You're not really falling victim to

672
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: any outside dynamics. You said you're going to get an

673
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: army of transgender and non binary young people and you're

674
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: going to force them to campaign against their own best interests. Well,

675
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: George can I, I'm going to ask you a question

676
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: to make a point. So do you believe do you

677
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: believe that I'm a woman? Yes? You believe trans women

678
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: or a woman? Yes? Okay, Well just so you know,

679
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm a woman. So when something happens to me or

680
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: accord me, I am a victim, and I am a

681
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: victim of the choices that I made during this election.

682
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: Why don't you take your little detective hot off, take

683
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: your little magnifying class and cram it in your ass

684
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: like you Gay people always say no, what with shit

685
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: fucking ass? Oh my god, wow, Patty, I did my

686
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: best cram it in your fucking ass. Did not expect

687
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: this kind of aggression attack, honestly, I mean I thought

688
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: we could maybe have a conversation of an opportunity for healing.

689
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: You know, you clearly are regretful. You want you know,

690
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: you want to change. You don't want to be spreading

691
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: this misinformation anymore. I I do think, Patty, you know

692
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: it's interesting that when questioned, your instinct is to lash

693
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: out and I listen. I'm not a doctor, but I

694
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: do have I do have, um some medical training that

695
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 1: I've done as a hobby. I've taken a master class

696
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: taught by Anthony Faucci, and I think that what I'm

697
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: seeing in you is in fact some signs of hysteria.

698
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: Um what I think he said, Um, he took a

699
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: master class with Dr Faucci and he's seeing with Dr Faci.

700
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: Have you heard of him, Patty? Has he made it

701
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: into the memes you consume on Facebook? Or do you

702
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: think he's fake. Two, I know who doctor Melissa Faucci is. No, no, no, no,

703
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,479
Speaker 1: I got no, I got it wrong. Okay, I'm sorry.

704
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: I don't know who it is. I'm sorry. M Well,

705
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: here's what you need to know. One. I've hooked up

706
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: with him too. He's got a giant cock. Oh it

707
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 1: went from big to giant. Well, no, the other ones

708
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: all have big ones, but Faucci is really the top top.

709
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Did you Okay, so, I know you

710
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: shouldn't ask a gay man this, but who are the

711
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: pants in that sitution? You know what I mean? Oh?

712
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: I let him wear whatever he wanted. He was trying

713
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: on anything in my closet, if you know what I mean.

714
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: It's interesting. Sam. Then um. Sam then posted about it

715
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: and said, just fucked Dr Faucci socially distance, of course,

716
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: because this is cock, but so big that across the room.

717
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: I was exactly whatever I wanted to it and it

718
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: was socially distant. Sam, that's so fucking awesome. You sucked

719
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 1: a doctor. Wait okay, so wait, what does he do you?

720
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: What is he? He said, he's a doctor, But what

721
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: is your doctor? Again? Why did you bring doctor? He's

722
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 1: in charge of them all and he's leading the efforts

723
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: to um bring visibility to doctors everywhere he's he works

724
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: mostly on visibility for doctor doctor. Yeah, and in the

725
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: sense that he focuses on visibility. Yeah, I I see

726
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: where you're coming from. Ok. Yeah, yeah, that's really that's nice.

727
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 1: He took a master class. I took a master class

728
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: with him, and then Sam obviously took a master asked

729
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: with him, because God, Sam, you fucked him and he

730
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: said his cock was giant. Okay, Am I allowed to

731
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: tell people this because this is a juicy story, and

732
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: I'll you can tell him. We're going to have him

733
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: on the podcast probably next week or something. We thought

734
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: were much like Nick Nanny. He's a Kinsey one that

735
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: Sam seduced. Yeah, and we think it would make a

736
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: great New Year's episode, just to sort of thank him

737
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: for every thing he's done this year. Yeah, thanks, babe.

738
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: You know, I will say this about Sam. I would

739
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: consider myself a Kinsey one and only attracted two straight men, really,

740
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: and like, you know, call me boring, but I like

741
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: a guy who opens the door. And when I'm at Sam,

742
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: there was something about him that I even though I

743
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: knew he was a little girl man like gay as hell,

744
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: so fucking gay. I can't help but have a dream

745
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: once or twice about us sitting on a blanket by

746
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: a lake and he made a move on me and

747
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: I didn't fight it. Patty. I can't help but think

748
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: the way you were describing the Kinsey scale means that

749
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: you think zero is being attracted to straight men and

750
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: six is being attracted to gay men. Yeah, and that's

751
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: um many ways that is true. In many ways that's true.

752
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: You know, so dumb? I think that's really wow? Um?

753
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: Are we um? We can just mention wait before we do,

754
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: I think I think one of the biggest like one

755
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: of the biggest lies or you know, we're talking about misinformation,

756
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: and one of the biggest bibs being told in this

757
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: recording is that a dog barked and no one acknowledged it.

758
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: And you're trying to gas light me because that's what

759
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: men love to do to women. And so who's the

760
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: hell who's who's dog barked? Fine, I'll say it it

761
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: was my dog? Okay? Is that so horrible? Do you

762
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: want to lock me up? Now? Are you gonna post

763
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: about this about how Sam had a dog barking? He

764
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: shouldn't be allowed to have a platform. Well, I think

765
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: I deserve to have a career despite my dog barking,

766
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: so sue me. I think you deserve to have a career.

767
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: To Sam, I think you're very talented and a kind person,

768
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: and you work really hard and you care about your friends.

769
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: But when you shut that dog the fuck up, Sam,

770
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say, but I'm with Patty on this one. Okay,

771
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm listening and I'm learning, and I'm so appreciated that

772
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: you guys can be honest with me, because nobody in

773
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 1: this town is Patty. Do you think listening or learning

774
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 1: is more hot and sexy? I think, um, I think, uh,

775
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: learning is for school. Listening listening is what you have

776
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: to you have to act like you're doing in order

777
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: to get someone fuck you, and that is really sexy. Yeah, people,

778
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: Um the learning thing is interesting. People will say I'm

779
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: a lifelong learner, and it's no that stopped at school.

780
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: Learning stopped when school stopped. Learning stops at school. Imagine, Okay,

781
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: jokes aside, all jokes aside. Yeah, it is. It is. Uh.

782
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: It gives me goose bumps, like like kind of like

783
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: a chili fall day shutter if I didn't wear a

784
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: thick enough jacket. Kind of goose bumps when I think

785
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 1: about the fact that there are people in the world

786
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: that earnestly tell people out loud that they're lifelong learners,

787
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 1: that they identify as a lifelong learner, right yeah, because

788
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, uh, like you have continually consuming new information,

789
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: right right. It would be interesting if there was a

790
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: movement against that of people being anti stops when stopped

791
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: it at school. It stops at school. I stopped at

792
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: a school. A school hashtag stop it at school. Seriously,

793
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: you guys, people are learning outside of school and it's

794
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: messed up in dark. I can't I can't learn faces.

795
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: I only know the towns I knew when I was

796
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: growing up. Honestly, sometimes it feels that way with some people,

797
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 1: like what is that character like as a subtle, nuanced No,

798
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: that's why the window And there was a squirrel in

799
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 1: the power line outside of my window, and that's kind

800
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: of what it's often are squirrels a trigger for you?

801
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: Um No, they do soften me though they remind me

802
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: of my home. You grew up, um mostly among squirrels.

803
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And on the on the grounds of a

804
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: gay prison. But I wasn't in prison. My daddy just

805
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: worked there. You were a warden, Well, your dad was

806
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: a warden in a gay prison, correct, Yeah, And and

807
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: I was daddy's little girl on the ground, little girl.

808
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: And the men there, they loved to watch me dance,

809
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: and they taught me and look god too. Oh that's nice. Um,

810
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: I learned how to do the splits from men at

811
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: a game. Oh my god. Well, this actually is a

812
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: great segue to our topic, I believe, which is tradition. Patty,

813
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast. Thank you. We you know because

814
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: this is our in many ways, Christmas episodes come out

815
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: closest to Christmas. We wanted to bring some cheer to

816
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: our listeners and talk about just some heartwarming, fun, family

817
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: friendly stuff. Um, which is why we wanted to open

818
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: with the various men who have big cocks. But now

819
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: we want to transition into a topic that we thought

820
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: of collaboratively together, which is the concept of traditions. What

821
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: are some of your favorite traditions? Well, real quick, can

822
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: I say, can you? Can you? Can you edit like

823
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: a squeaky door slamming sound effect, like a in the

824
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: door closing? Can I sample you noise with your mouth like, well,

825
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: it's not gonna I don't think it did every wal

826
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: like yarp, I don't know how to do a door

827
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: slamming noise. Okay, we can can get the sound bite,

828
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: but okay, so I'm going to take all this, all

829
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: this kind of like blue humor talk about big cocks,

830
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: and we're gonna shut the door on it. Oh hey,

831
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: that was pretty good and I'm so happy to be here.

832
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking me to be on your podcast.

833
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: Um and and I'm excited that I get to be

834
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: on the one that's so close to Christmas in like

835
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: New Year's two ice suppose. Yeah, well, we wanted to

836
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: have you because we know you're really religious. I'm I'm not.

837
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: I'm really not telling it. What made you think that? Oh?

838
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: I think well, I mean, no offense, but your whole Vibeah,

839
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: you get to give like a Christian girl thing, my

840
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: whole vibe Christian girl thing. What the fuck? That's current? What? No?

841
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: Not me, No, no way, not me. I've never I

842
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: just never to me. When I picture you, Patty, and

843
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: I know we don't know each other that well, but

844
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,760
Speaker 1: I picture you wearing tights and then really large uggs

845
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: that are a special um holiday addition, so they'll have

846
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: maybe like a little embroidered snowflake on them, and then

847
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: a scarf that is so giant that it actually I

848
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: would say, looks like not fashionable, like it is. You know,

849
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: there's like the oversize that looks good, and then that's

850
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: even larger than that, and the scarf is like a

851
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: red green plaid. And then you're holding a coffee um

852
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: that you asked specifically for them to put so much

853
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: hazelnut syrup in it that it is actually not biodegradable anymore.

854
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: And then you are standing in coffee where you're starting

855
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: standing in front of a Christmas tree, and you're looking

856
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: straight at the camera and you're saying, it's time for

857
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: all the kids to come into my home for secret Snowflake.

858
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: And and weirdly, I have the exact same image in

859
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: my head as that weird we independ weird I was

860
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: gonna just I'll just say the same for secret Snowflake. George,

861
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm inviting, I'm in I'm in this. You put me

862
00:56:54,560 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: in this, in this horrible outfit, this insane outfit. You

863
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: give me a really gross coffee, and then and then

864
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 1: I'm on camera for some reason, and then I'm inviting

865
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: children into my house for secrets. What is explained to me?

866
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: What secret snowflake is? Right now, I'm really agitated. I'm

867
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: really agitated right now because where I think this is

868
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,959
Speaker 1: going and what you're saying about me. I'm I'm agitated.

869
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: What do you think I'm saying. I think you're saying

870
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm some sort of Christmas pedophile film in it. I

871
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: think you're saying I'm some sort of badly dressed pedophile

872
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: in the Holidays. I don't like that, Patty, You're so

873
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: worried about appearing this way. It kind of feels like

874
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: you weird. I mean, you went there. You know, we

875
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: we weren't saying that at all. We were mostly just

876
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: pointing out how Christian you were, and and you ran

877
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: and Patty to me, I think of you as a

878
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: millennial Mrs Clause. But see you took it in a

879
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: direction that we were not accusing you of at all,

880
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: which was well, I do want to say, Patty, you know,

881
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to maintain a kind of calm tone

882
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: in my voice because I know how you can get um.

883
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: But this is reminding me of previously when I confronted

884
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: you about the fact that you spread misinformation during the election,

885
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: and you immediately started I owned up to it. I

886
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: don't know you. You technically admitted it. Well, you admitted

887
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: it and then claimed that you were a victim because

888
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: you're a woman. Yeah, definitely. It's it's just a different conversation, like, yes,

889
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: women can be victims. Well, didn't you see the high

890
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 1: school musical? You can be a jock in a in

891
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: a baker too. Well, of course we saw high school musical,

892
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: but I don't think that's relevant information. Yeah, you can

893
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: be a jock, and you can like cooking and baking,

894
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: and you can be you can be a victim and

895
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: also be the aggressor. Wow. Okay, someone took Dr Fautre's

896
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: master class? Is it? I'm kind of worked up right now.

897
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: Can I take a cleansing breath? Yeah? Please, absolutely please.

898
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: H oh oh oh oh. Okay, I feel I feel

899
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: back down. I feel back down to earth. That's that's okay. Wow,

900
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: that was real. I was scared. Okay, I was scared too. Well,

901
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: you know what I think? Um, I do I do? Yes? No,

902
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: you like Christmas and and and everything that has to

903
00:59:55,960 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: do with the Christian faith. No, I don't like every thing.

904
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: That book is so heavy, yea, even the small ones,

905
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: even the small one, even the small one. Peter Jackson

906
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: in there to make a damn movie version of it

907
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: because this book is too long. Oh my gosh. Can

908
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 1: you imagine where where they shoot that at? Probably like them,

909
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: probably New Zealand, probably New Zealand. Yeah, that would be sick.

910
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: It will be. I do I understand that there have

911
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: been adaptations with various parts of the Bible, but I

912
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: do think it would be iconic if someone announced a

913
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: twelve part like huge blockbuster series called the Bible and

914
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: it started Christian or Chris Hemsworth as God, as as God.

915
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: It's like a whole it's like a list of the cast.

916
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: And then you know how at the end, when it's

917
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: like one person that's extremely famous, it will be like

918
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: and Meryl Streep as whatever. It's like the whole cast,

919
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: and at the end it's like and Chris Hemsworth as God,

920
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: and it's and it's all all music by sea, Like

921
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: Chris Chris Hemsworth turns, he turns and he like moves

922
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: his hand and like you see, like all these flowers

923
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 1: grow and like the grass is like dead and like yellow,

924
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: and he as he moves his hand over it turns

925
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: green and flowers start to boom out of the grass.

926
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: And the music is like wall wall or however she

927
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: sings you all the fit, or like she kind of

928
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: sings in a path while, which she does, yeah, which

929
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: I've never understood. Why did she do that? I was like,

930
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: what is her background? She's austral Australian, so she just

931
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: doesn't get it. Yeah, well she came up in like

932
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: I think, like a trip hop scene. Like her early

933
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: music is really like it's she leans even harder into it.

934
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: I remember breathe Me beautiful song, Yeah, actually a beautiful song.

935
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: I remember really enjoying that um and then it was

936
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: all downhill from there and all leading up to Bible

937
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: the movie. I think she has some good music. I

938
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: think she like her free, I actually love her and

939
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: n I stand I love I really actually loves see

940
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: up to Schandelier. Chandelier was the last song that she

941
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: did that I really thought was like that. I really

942
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 1: liked a lot. What's that song that's like, Yeah, that's

943
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: I think that's Calvin Harris featuring Have you said David

944
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: have you know is it um David Guetta have I

945
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: don't know. Have you seen the video of her singing

946
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 1: that song at a pulse like a like right after

947
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 1: the pulse shooting, she sings that song and she starts crying,

948
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: and it makes me cry every time I see it.

949
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: It's like a beautiful It's a beautiful video. I was

950
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 1: just affecting this to be it's some sort of cringe

951
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: cheesy thing. No, it's real. I like I I watched

952
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: it in low down. I was like, I'm wanna check

953
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: on this video, see how it's doing and it can

954
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: I just say something again, us now earnestly talking about

955
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: a video of see I'm making us cry is like

956
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: when Hannah Gatsby released the tension, says that in comedy

957
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: you have to release the tension. Wow, this episode is

958
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 1: aren't a net? I think this episode aren't I think

959
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: what I've noticed in the internal dialogue that is happening

960
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: right now is that I've been easing back into drinking

961
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: more coffee, and the coffee has hit me while we

962
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,919
Speaker 1: were doing this podcast, and I was like, I kind

963
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: of I feel like I'm giving off the vibe that

964
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm tweaking and uh, and I feel like it's probably exhausting,

965
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: you know, for you guys, for me to be just

966
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: only only doing bits at you the whole time. No,

967
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: that's what we like. Well, I just I mean to

968
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 1: clarify this entire time, we have been trying to stop

969
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: you from doing bits, and every time you say something,

970
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: we say, Patty, can you lease just give it a

971
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: rest for one second. I mean, this is a serious podcast.

972
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: We're here, you know, I think UM as to lgbtwo

973
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: Q creators. Uh, we care a lot about UM speaking

974
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 1: and hearing ourselves speak. Yeah, do you make a gay baby? Yeah?

975
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: I mean George and I have like a chat going

976
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: right now where like the whole time we've been like George,

977
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 1: I was kind of freaking out because it's like any

978
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: of this usable, And George was like, honestly, you know,

979
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: we can maybe pay like I know an editor who's

980
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: like really really talented UM that can like cut around

981
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 1: all of this to sort of make it so that

982
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: you're not doing so many bits and so that Redge

983
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 1: and I are talking more UM yeah, and so well,

984
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: I know, and real quick, just add to that chat

985
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: real quick, I just want to seek the purpose um

986
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 1: it wouldn't make sense because the chat I think she

987
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 1: should see. I think she needs to know if just

988
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: to move forward. Okay, I'll invite you to the chat. Okay,

989
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: thank you, Okay. Oh my gosh, it's like lots of

990
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: pictures of big straight cock. You aren't lie. There's every cock,

991
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: every celebrity man. I could imagine in this chat. You

992
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 1: said you were talking about me being exhausting, but I'm

993
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: saying lots of big straight cock. Well, the two topics

994
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 1: we discussed on that chat um which we've created for.

995
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: I mean, we've been talking about you behind your back

996
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: for years and we have that chat and it goes

997
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:32,919
Speaker 1: straight cock complain about Patty straight cock, complained about seeing

998
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: some of that. I'm gonna go ahead and I'm going

999
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: to post the link to see us singing at the

1000
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: vigil here so you guys can see. It's really good.

1001
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I think that will be a really

1002
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: good addition to our chat dedicated to Cox and complaints

1003
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 1: about Patty Harris. I'm cleaning up shop. Should we do

1004
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: our final segment? I think we should. Um, I don't

1005
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: know if I have Oh you know what, I just

1006
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: thought of one that I can do Okay, describe it

1007
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: to Patty and then New Years. Okay, Patty. This final

1008
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: segment is a segment that famously I think is bad

1009
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 1: and or actually, no, I want to take that back.

1010
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: I think I'm bad at it, but Sam is very

1011
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: good at it. So I always feel insecure when because

1012
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: it's more his, it's more his sense of humor than mine.

1013
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: I would say, Um, my sense of humor is more,

1014
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 1: you know, intellectual cerebral. I'm kind of reading books when

1015
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm on stage. Um, it's boring. His sense is boring.

1016
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 1: It's boring. Different people are different, and that's, you know,

1017
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 1: something we always come out. So the segment is called

1018
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: shout outs, and it's it started when the podcast was

1019
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: much more straightforwardly about straight culture. So we thought a

1020
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: shout at, a radio shout out, a TRL shout out

1021
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,320
Speaker 1: was one of the straightest things, um in the world, really,

1022
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: and it's so important in the rich tapestry of straight culture.

1023
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 1: And so for shoutouts, we each give a shout out

1024
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 1: to something that is making us happy or something we

1025
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: love that week. What's up, listeners, I want to give

1026
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: a quick shoutout to dried Flowers, the drama hot I,

1027
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: the other day, I was looking for flowers and they

1028
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 1: were too expensive, and I thought, what if I pay

1029
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,919
Speaker 1: the same price for flowers that are dried and could

1030
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 1: last forever. Zombie bride found dead because she's a zombie,

1031
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: and so are these flowers. They're dry. I love a

1032
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: dry flower. I love flowers, but I also love it

1033
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 1: when they're dry. And in fact, dry flowers are more

1034
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: chic than normal flowers, because normal flowers, to me, I'm

1035
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: getting straight wedding, whereas with dry flowers, I'm getting gay diors.

1036
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 1: And so, once again, a shout out to dry flowers

1037
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: and a shout out to me persevering with this segment,

1038
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 1: something which I have said multiple times, I'm not good

1039
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 1: at Um. Okay, I'll go, um, what's up listeners? Um.

1040
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: I just want to give a huge shout out to

1041
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: needing to be. Whenever I do this podcast, we do

1042
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: two in a row and I'm ugging water. I'm usually

1043
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 1: drinking a coffee, and by the end of the second one,

1044
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: oh baby, do I have to peece so so bad?

1045
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes I hope that it inspires me to, I don't know,

1046
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: be a little goofy sort of a pull through the

1047
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: brain situation. But for p but I feel that also

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Speaker 1: sometimes it is a curse and distracts me because I'm

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Speaker 1: waiting for it to be over so that i can

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Speaker 1: relieve myself. And that is the duality of man. And

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Speaker 1: I love needing to be and I love my squad.

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Speaker 1: XO xo Sam Okay, um okay. I want to give

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Speaker 1: a shout out to um. I want to give a

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Speaker 1: shout out to all the rotten food in my fridge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was. I was out of town for a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks. Every time I got out of town, I

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Speaker 1: forget to clear out my fridge and I was back,

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Speaker 1: I went on to to Actually I went on three

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Speaker 1: back to back trips recently, and I don't clean out

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Speaker 1: my fridge once. And I got home last night and

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Speaker 1: my everything in my fridge is rotten. It smells like

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Speaker 1: someone took a big, nasty sick ship, like they're really

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Speaker 1: sick and they took a ship in my fridge. Because

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Speaker 1: it doesn't just smell like ship, it's sour too. Son't

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Speaker 1: give a shout out to not remembering ever to clean

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Speaker 1: out my first before I leave. And guess what, I

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Speaker 1: didn't clean out last night either, and that rang ship

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Speaker 1: is that rang should smell all that nasty food still

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Speaker 1: in my fridge. Who oh my goodness, Patty, this has

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Speaker 1: been such a delight. I had a blast. I miss you,

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Speaker 1: miss you too. And I know it sounds bad because

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Speaker 1: it's like, technically, anytime I see someone, I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: miss you now because of the circumstances, the circumstances, but

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Speaker 1: because the world is the hellscape dumps, because everything is

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Speaker 1: a weird and random all the time. Everyone's got that

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Speaker 1: awesome sauce on ice right now they're as like, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, in the in the tupperware in their freezer,

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Speaker 1: until when yeah, they're they're awesome. Isn't a freezer in

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Speaker 1: the pupperware? It's sad, sad. Thank you for having me

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Speaker 1: and I had a lot of fun. And I don't

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Speaker 1: think we actually talked about tradition at all. And that's

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Speaker 1: actually well, maybe our new tradition of this podcast, the

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Speaker 1: tradition of this podcast. Christmas Bye.