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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Getting to your pet peeves with your spouse, schoolfriend,

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Speaker 1: boyfriend again. Keep it light, It's been hilarious eight seven

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Speaker 1: say one thousand more people could be arrested in connection

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Speaker 1: with January sixth. Now, the reason this won't get very

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Speaker 1: much play because people don't understand how shocking that is.

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Speaker 1: We are now more than two years removed from it.

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Speaker 1: It's very clear that they have rounded up a bunch

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Speaker 1: of people already. They did all that geo tracking cell

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Speaker 1: phone data stuff at really really horrible stuff when you

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Speaker 1: look at the corporations who cooperated with the government and

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Speaker 1: violated your privacy and all those other things. But they're

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Speaker 1: announcing their intention to track down and find a reason

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Speaker 1: and to charge a thousand more of those people. How

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Speaker 1: is this not a bigger deal to everybody? These people

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Speaker 1: are monsters. We have a checha operating in the borders

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Speaker 1: of the United States of America. They set these poor

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Speaker 1: SAPs up. We know they did. Here's the director. The

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Speaker 1: FBI have undercover agents or paid informants or assets among

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Speaker 1: the mob that stormed the capital in January sex well

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Speaker 1: as I'm sure you can appreciate bread, I can't really

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Speaker 1: appropriately talk about when, where, and how we use confidential informants.

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Speaker 1: That's because the answer that question is yes, and everyone

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Speaker 1: knows it. That's why we have so many people. We

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Speaker 1: know their names, we know their faces. They're on camera

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Speaker 1: being instigators that day, not arrested. Meanwhile, me Mak gets

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Speaker 1: handcuffed and tossed in a cell. We know what they did.

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Speaker 1: We have the reports from people like Julie Kelly talking

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Speaker 1: about the Capitol police chucking stunt grenades into a peaceful crowd,

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Speaker 1: rilling everybody up. They did this because they've dreamt forever

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Speaker 1: of throwing you in a cell for what you believe

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Speaker 1: and intimidating you and trying to get you to shut up,

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Speaker 1: and this finally gave them the chance to do it.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy nuts. You know what else's nuts? Listen to

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, listen to the State of Affairs. I

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Speaker 1: just want to point out before I play this that

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Speaker 1: once again Russia, Ukraine, Iran, probably Saudi Arabia, definitely India

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Speaker 1: is going to get in on this. North Korea. They're

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Speaker 1: currently coming together, forming alliances, forging agreements. We have a

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Speaker 1: juggernaut of a military coming together opposing the United States

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Speaker 1: of America. I'm about to play for you audio of

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Speaker 1: Betty McCollum. She's thanking Secretary Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin. Listen

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Speaker 1: to what she's thanking him for. King of here at home.

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Speaker 1: I want to command Secretary Austin in the Department for

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Speaker 1: the recent reproductive healthcare policy decision. The Department's policy is legal,

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Speaker 1: it's fair, and it will provide our service women and

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Speaker 1: their families the healthcare that they are entitled. Two. Turning

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Speaker 1: back to the FY twenty four defense budget, I was

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Speaker 1: encouraged to see the increase for climate change efforts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Chris said, India h China, Yes and no. That part

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Speaker 1: of the country is more complicated than you think. They

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Speaker 1: have this horrible border skirmish going on up in the

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Speaker 1: Himalayas up there where China thinks some territory belongs to

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Speaker 1: them and India's all, no, no, that belongs to me.

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Speaker 1: But they also understand they're huge trading partners. They need

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Speaker 1: to cooperate with each other. Anyway. Get back to your

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Speaker 1: pet Peeves eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three Jerry Jersey go. Yes. I hate to bring

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Speaker 1: you down, Jesse, but I can't believe the miserable job

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Speaker 1: that conservative talk show people do uncovering the climate crisis,

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Speaker 1: the climate hoax. These people come on these shows and

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Speaker 1: they say that there's an emergency, there's a crisis, and

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Speaker 1: what do our spokesmen say? They say, well, we have

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Speaker 1: to worry about those five hundred jobs in the Alaska

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Speaker 1: or al Gore is flying around. I mean, we say

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Speaker 1: stupid things. There is no climate crisis, there is no

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Speaker 1: climate emergency. Why don't we attack them on that grounds?

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Speaker 1: They come on and say they try to equate pollution

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Speaker 1: with the climate change. Yeah, but Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, You've

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Speaker 1: never heard me do any of that that you just said.

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Speaker 1: Have you. You've never heard me say any of that

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Speaker 1: in idiocy? Have you? No, You're definitely excluded. Well, I

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Speaker 1: can't fix everyone else. I get what you're saying, Like

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Speaker 1: the weakness of our side and the messaging of our

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Speaker 1: side and how we allow them to set the table

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Speaker 1: of the argument drives me insane too, I'm right with you.

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Speaker 1: It drives me nuts. I've gone off about this before,

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Speaker 1: especially when it comes to the climate. I mean, forget

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Speaker 1: about the radio hosts and TV hosts. Our politicians will

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Speaker 1: run ads, major Republicans set in red states. Our Republicans

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Speaker 1: will run ads talking about reducing carbon. Well, that's not

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Speaker 1: the best way to reduce carbon. We got to reduce carbon.

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Speaker 1: That's not the best way to reduce There are Republicans

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Speaker 1: here in Texas. They're on my television. Well, we can

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Speaker 1: reduce carbon without a limit. If we're going to give

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Speaker 1: them the ground that carbon is poisoning the planet, We've

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Speaker 1: already lost. We've already lost. Well, yes, Chris, the air

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Speaker 1: you're breathing out now is definitely poisoning the earth. But

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Speaker 1: I just want to find a way to make you

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Speaker 1: stop breathing a different way than they do. What in

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Speaker 1: the world is wrong with you? People? Weakness, no spine. Again,

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Speaker 1: they're a bunch of socialist murderers. We are a bunch

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Speaker 1: of cowards. It is the party of cowards and idiots.

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Speaker 1: That's what we are, all right, Carol san Diego, what's

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Speaker 1: your pet? Peeve? Oh, my husband the way he drives.

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Speaker 1: So I know you don't believe this, but I'm a

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Speaker 1: better driver because I was a driving instructor for many years,

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Speaker 1: not many, but a few years, and I learned all

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Speaker 1: the rules. And so when I'm driving with him down

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Speaker 1: the freeway, if the person in front of us doesn't

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Speaker 1: do perfect what they're supposed to, he will drive by

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Speaker 1: and he will make sure to give him a really

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Speaker 1: dirty look. And as he's doing so, he's drifting into

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Speaker 1: the other lades are doing and I'm saying, stop, why

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Speaker 1: are you? Why do you have to tell that person

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Speaker 1: that I just to drive me crazy? All right, Carol,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to defend him because the drifting is bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to defend him. No, Chris, I'm not

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Speaker 1: defending him. I am telling you that this this might

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Speaker 1: be something the staring, it might be something that I

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Speaker 1: do too, and the wife, the wife sees it coming.

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Speaker 1: Now if someone has made me bad, especially if one

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Speaker 1: of you people has been parked in the left lane,

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Speaker 1: which is the fast lane, it's the passing lane, and

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Speaker 1: there's been a line of cars behind you forever and

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Speaker 1: I finally get by you, especially if I have to

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Speaker 1: pass you on the right, I'm looking, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: look because I want you to look at me. No, Michael, No,

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Speaker 1: middle fingers, no middle fingers. One the kids are usually

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Speaker 1: in the car. And two, hey, I really mean this,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Does get serious for a second.

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Speaker 1: Put your middle finger away when you're driving. Nowadays there

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Speaker 1: is a violence in a mental health crisis out there. Now.

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Speaker 1: People shoot you for that nowadays. Watch yourself for that.

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Speaker 1: All right, All right, back to screwing off here. I

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Speaker 1: do look at them. I mean mug um and I

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Speaker 1: when I'm pulling up there, She's like, make sure you

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Speaker 1: stare at them. She says this all the time. Make

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Speaker 1: sure you stare at them. Well, that's the only way

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Speaker 1: you can let them know they suck, all right, unless

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Speaker 1: you stare at them. They don't know. Again, stupid people

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Speaker 1: they're stupid. They don't ever have a chance to get smart. What, Chris,

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Speaker 1: They don't ever have a chance to get smart. When

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Speaker 1: driving into left lane, I'm trying to help. That's just

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Speaker 1: me being an oracle. Dan san Antonio, go oh, I

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Speaker 1: didn't click on the button. Dan san Antonio, start over, Dan,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to press the button. I struggle with this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Go all right, hey, I got actually I got two now.

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Speaker 1: Because my number one thing is when my woman's talking

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Speaker 1: she's talking to me like I'm a little kid, and

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Speaker 1: it just really kicks me off. Man, I can't stand it.

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Speaker 1: And then when you brought up you brought up about

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Speaker 1: like she puts some of my stuff away, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: where the hell did you put myself away? I said,

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Speaker 1: believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly, it is the

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Speaker 1: we'll get to these calls here in a second. But right,

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Speaker 1: I forgot. They're still lying about the nord Stream two

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Speaker 1: bombing the pipeline. They're lying a lot about. There are

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Speaker 1: three now national investigations being done into the nord Stream

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Speaker 1: he laughed and he said, yeah, they're based out of Langley.

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Speaker 1: the North Stream to pipeline site doing drills when the

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Speaker 1: it hundred meters under the water. Probably just probably just

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Speaker 1: a group of guerrillas, though, I mean, who can't just

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Speaker 1: in a pipeline that's all concrete and rebar and everything. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: no problem. A bunch of idiot liars and that run

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Speaker 1: already been conditioned to not see it. That actually makes

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Speaker 1: an incredible amount of sense, because I'm telling you the

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Speaker 1: amount of times this happens to me where it's right

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Speaker 1: It's not like I'm lazy about it. I'm looking hard

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Speaker 1: because that's what showguns do, Chris. Jeff Minnesota, Go Jeff

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Speaker 1: They oracle? What's else? Script or? Oh? Is that for author?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm a world famous author. Now I knew what

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Speaker 1: well look, we're not going to turn the show into

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Speaker 1: you'll die. I can't can't confirm or deny that, all right. Also,

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Speaker 1: And as soon as I opened the door to walk out,

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Speaker 1: I do enjoy that Joe Biden's brain has melted to

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Speaker 1: the point where he accidentally says the part that he

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Speaker 1: like this, the most significant gun safety law in thirty years,

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Speaker 1: and help keep guns out at hands, help kids guns

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Speaker 1: out of hands, and message closed advisors, to help keep

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Speaker 1: law in thirty years, and help keep guns out at hands,

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Speaker 1: help kicks guns out of hands, and message closed advisors.

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Speaker 1: And let's not forget about the act he wrote. You know,

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Speaker 1: I literally, as my sister would say, I wrote the

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Speaker 1: Vince Act with my own fault. Ah. That's an important

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Speaker 1: act all right. Back to my theory. This is a

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Speaker 1: woman theory because the guy said she adds something to

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Speaker 1: wife did something when she was pregnant with our first son,

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Speaker 1: You'll never convince me to this day that it wasn't

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Speaker 1: done on purpose. She was super pregnant, right, so you

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Speaker 1: know they get huge when they're pregnant huge. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: anything she needed whenever whenever I was home, whenever I

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Speaker 1: something to eat. She had a big thing with Dairy

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Speaker 1: Queen's soft serve ice cream. So if you needed his

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Speaker 1: off serr ice chame, I'll get him my pickup. I'll

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Speaker 1: eventually I would try to make sure she had everything

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Speaker 1: and I would ask her, every time, you have everything,

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Speaker 1: Do you need anything? You want another cigarette? I'm kidding,

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding. She'sread. But do you need anything? Yes? Yes, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. No, I'm good, No, I'm good. The second

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Speaker 1: would you do that? I finally asked her one time,

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Speaker 1: I said, are you doing this on purpose? Because it's

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Speaker 1: every time? And I think here's what I think. I

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Speaker 1: think they do do what on purpose? Just to test

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Speaker 1: whole thing. All right, two more of these, Ken Washington,

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Speaker 1: out of here. And then all right, Ken Jeff in Minnesota,

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Speaker 1: I like to put my work uniforms on the left

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Speaker 1: side of the closet. She keeps moving up to the right.

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Speaker 1: It just drives me not I'm sorry. All right now,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get the headlines. I didn't get too but

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. One don't forget. To get your

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. Tomorrow's asked Doctor Jesse Friday.

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Speaker 1: I asked me anything doesn't matter what it is. It

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Speaker 1: could be stupid to make sure we stop funding the

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Speaker 1: cell phone companies that hate us. Remember when I told

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Speaker 1: you the cell phone companies were working with the Feds

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Speaker 1: to pretty much illegally hand over your data when they

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Speaker 1: were looking for your data if you were even in

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Speaker 1: the vicinity of the Capitol on January sixth. I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking about lawbreakers, just people in the area still getting

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Speaker 1: Pure talk. You want a cell phone company that actually

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Speaker 1: It's nothing, and you speak to an American customer service

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Speaker 1: Pure Talk. Yea many of these? Oh yeah, let's get

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Speaker 1: back to one more time to dome. So during Women's

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Speaker 1: History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who

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Speaker 1: made history throughout history, who saw what could be, unburdened

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Speaker 1: by what had been. Who talks, who teaches these people

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Speaker 1: just should mention? Did you know that we still have

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Speaker 1: Americans stuck in Afghanistan? Miss Secretary? How many American citizens

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Speaker 1: and licensed permanent residents are in Afghanistan today and or

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Speaker 1: any of them currently being hill hostage by the Taliban Congressmen?

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Speaker 1: There are several Americans who are being detained by the Taliban.

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Speaker 1: We are working to secure their freedom. The families have

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Speaker 1: asked that we protect their identities and don't speak publicly

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Speaker 1: to their cases. Now those are being detained him many

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Speaker 1: other Americans. How many other Americans are there are approximately?

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Speaker 1: Let me put it this way. Since since August thirty

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Speaker 1: and seventy five American citizens who wished to leave Afghanistan

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Speaker 1: do so. As we speak, Americans who identify themselves to US.

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Speaker 1: some of whom have been there since the withdrawal, some

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Speaker 1: of whom went back to Afghanistan. There are about that

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Speaker 1: we're in contact with, about one hundred and seventy five.

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Speaker 1: Forty four of them are ready to leave, and we

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Speaker 1: are working to effectuate. We still have one hundred and

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Speaker 1: The Taliban are telling us no man alive. There was

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Speaker 1: but it's those days are behind us, and now here's

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Speaker 1: to you. Lonely Chinese inventor creates creepy kissing machine after

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Speaker 1: the lockdown barred him from seeing his girlfriend. Is there's

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Speaker 1: even a phone slot on the kissing machine, so you

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Speaker 1: can put the phone on the kissing machine. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable. Jill Biden says it's time for men

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Speaker 1: I am a woman. Hear me, roar or I can

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Speaker 1: don't you go out there and protect women's rights. World

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Speaker 1: Athletics votes to exclude transgender athletes. Maybe the worm is

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Speaker 1: starting to turn a little bit. Latest Biden administration sanctions

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Speaker 1: waiver allows five hundred million dollar payment to Iran. Five

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Speaker 1: hundred million dollars to Iran. Iran who's currently partnered with Russia,

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Speaker 1: and we're sending who knows how much money and equipment

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Speaker 1: Do I have that about right? That's sounds I got

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Speaker 1: that about right. Number of Chinese migrants crossing the southern

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Speaker 1: none of those are spies or saboteurs or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: US construction firms as Mexican forces seized its property. This

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Speaker 1: is vulcan materials. It's a US space construction firm. Armed

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Speaker 1: forces took over its marine terminal down in Mexico. Again,

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Speaker 1: are we still number one in the world. That's kind

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Speaker 1: don't get to do that, not to American citizens, But

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Speaker 1: No one's going to believe this because you guys lied

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Speaker 1: about everything humanly possible for who knows how long. Now,

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Speaker 1: All right now, tomorrow, we're going to have fun. We're

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Speaker 1: going to do an ask doctor Jesse Friday Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. There won't be any calls, won't

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Speaker 1: be any guess I don't think any gets Christy, we

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Speaker 1: have any guests all week? No guests all week. We

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Speaker 1: should maybe get on a guest or something next week.

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Speaker 1: Let's be professional Chris Focus anyway, Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: show dot com. Let's have fun tomorrow. Okay, that's all.