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Speaker 3: You know what, since she showed up all fancy, I
Speaker 3: got a fancy question for.
Speaker 1: You that it's ridiculous, I do.
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Speaker 1: So do you know who scored the lowest ever on
Speaker 1: Celebrity Jeopardy?
Speaker 2: Lowest?
Speaker 1: I mean they gave a little a lot of dingbats
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I got a lot to choose from here,
Speaker 3: a lot of candidates.
Speaker 2: It's going to surprise me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's not like Andy Dick. No, and it's not
Speaker 3: like Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan probably do well actually yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: But who is it?
Speaker 1: Wolfe S Blitzer? Oh my god, I think I have
Speaker 1: read that negative forty six hundred dollars, negative forty six
Speaker 1: hundred dollars in the same game. The highest score in
Speaker 1: Celebrity Jeopardy ever? Really yeah, sixty eight thousand dollars Mira Servino,
Speaker 1: Andy Richter, oh, Andy Leslie, Yeah, I love him. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: That is mad ridiculous. Well, yeah, you know what else
Speaker 3: is ridiculous? We got together with a gentleman from Ridiculous
Speaker 3: History this week for a fun filled game show episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I did the game show for you.
Speaker 3: There you go, look at you making it all on brand,
Speaker 3: on theme. Well, producer, should we just get right into that.
Speaker 4: Let's hit it.
Speaker 3: This is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers,
Speaker 3: heist and cons. It's always ninety nine percent murder free,
Speaker 3: a and one hundred percent ridiculous. Now, as we just announced,
Speaker 3: we got a game show for you, folks, Dave hit
Speaker 3: the big bad button.
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Speaker 6: Welcome back to a show, a meeting of the minds,
Speaker 6: a true collaboration, the Big Show, a big show of
Speaker 6: some of.
Speaker 7: Our favorite podcasters.
Speaker 6: We have a cavalcade of adventurers with us today, Folks.
Speaker 7: I've been bulling. That's no Brown, that's.
Speaker 6: Miss Williams from Hello the Ridiculous History team. But but
Speaker 6: this is not Ridiculous History.
Speaker 7: This is a.
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Speaker 5: Folks.
Speaker 8: We proudly present the second part of twenty Questions, finally
Speaker 8: starring Elizabeth Jack and Dave from Ridiculous Fry how's the
Speaker 8: West Coast treating.
Speaker 1: How it's great? It is so good to be here.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having us at your Yeah, Davis.
Speaker 2: The reason to get dressed today.
Speaker 9: Man, I know we are all literally in a giant
Speaker 9: drawing room in our palatial estate here in hot Atlanta.
Speaker 9: I said it. I'm allowed to say it.
Speaker 1: It's beautifully appointed. I love your chifferobe.
Speaker 6: Oh you know, I love to got to have a
Speaker 6: good schiff row. We're gonna get more drawings on the
Speaker 6: walls too, because full disclosure, we didn't understand what a
Speaker 6: drawing room was.
Speaker 1: Then I got I like the drawings on the floor though.
Speaker 2: It's a good place to start.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well done does have a bit of a murder
Speaker 9: dungeon feel currently, the plastic sheeting on the wall.
Speaker 1: And that's that's why, that's why I feel so at home.
Speaker 9: You mind to the giant clock, the giant grandfather clock.
Speaker 7: It's part of the lore of the show.
Speaker 4: Is I like how you bring all your chef's knives
Speaker 4: and just lay them out.
Speaker 9: That's actually really I do have I'm weirdly knife rich show.
Speaker 9: Have you ever heard of bespoke posts? It's like a
Speaker 9: it's a it's a gift service for dudes. It's only
Speaker 9: for dudes, and I weirdly tick the box saying that
Speaker 9: I like knives, and I kind of I've forgotten to
Speaker 9: cancel this thing, and I just they send me knives
Speaker 9: every month. I have every type of knife you can imagine,
Speaker 9: and they're all, you know, stuck in the wall of
Speaker 9: this murder dungeon here for purposes.
Speaker 10: Important note, there is a hot tub. Just the keynote
Speaker 10: about the hot tub is you can come no no
Speaker 10: you no, no, no, no no, this is important. You can
Speaker 10: get in the hot tub, but if you let Ben
Speaker 10: know where the hot tub is, you are banned from
Speaker 10: the house or alive.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm very much.
Speaker 6: I'm very much the undercover in the mythos of this show,
Speaker 6: A surely.
Speaker 7: The vice squad of the Ridiculous Universe.
Speaker 6: We have a Grandfather clock as for the world building,
Speaker 6: but most importantly, we're teaming up with a Ridiculous Crime,
Speaker 6: which is the murder free crime show that's been rocking
Speaker 6: the universe.
Speaker 9: Dude, you'll have been getting so many cool like notices
Speaker 9: and retweets by cool people, and the show just continues
Speaker 9: to row and kick.
Speaker 1: Ass entertainment weekly I know, man, the.
Speaker 5: Next thing, you know, you'll be on Talk Soup.
Speaker 1: You know, your list of God's Ears.
Speaker 4: John Henson to not Joel McHale.
Speaker 5: No, no, we're going to go back to your time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be great.
Speaker 9: That's how powerful your game is. Your podcast game is
Speaker 9: capable of opening time portal.
Speaker 3: We just like to represent the ridiculous universe. That's what
Speaker 3: it is, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: We just got verified on Instagram. That means I get
Speaker 1: reservations at restaurants.
Speaker 7: We don't even have access to our Instagram.
Speaker 6: We've been told what's a what's an episode you all
Speaker 6: did recently that really like really sang to you.
Speaker 1: They're they're all singing and beautiful choir.
Speaker 11: What about the undercover cops busting undercover cops?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, pretty, I like that. That was a good one.
Speaker 8: Nice.
Speaker 1: Must think of what else? Well, you know, we had
Speaker 1: one that just came out about Pokemon and all the
Speaker 1: Pokemon crimes.
Speaker 7: Saw the hands on Twitter?
Speaker 9: You have you heard this quote from Werner Herzog is like,
Speaker 9: what this happens when these Pokemon meet in the streets?
Speaker 7: Is them murder? Is the violence?
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of violence, we we did one about furries
Speaker 1: and what to do with violence some of them.
Speaker 3: They Yeah, a seattleton coma Hilton Hotel. They were like
Speaker 3: crapping in the pool. They had to have ambulance come
Speaker 3: because they had for that. In the schools they're wearing
Speaker 3: keep it clean.
Speaker 1: I need no friends with that episode in the furry
Speaker 1: community because I know it distasteful of you know, but
Speaker 1: they've been doing good works apparently, the Hackens and the whatnot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what a rom Cowell? Mike Howell just kissed the
Speaker 6: furry already. The sexual tension in their text messages is insane.
Speaker 4: Won't they will they will they?
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what they.
Speaker 5: Maybe not?
Speaker 7: Shan't they?
Speaker 5: You guys?
Speaker 7: Do you guys know the furry parlance for intercourse?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is it going to make me mad again?
Speaker 7: It's yffing?
Speaker 11: Yeah you thing y I f f What was the
Speaker 11: diaper slang for rocking a diapers and crinkling?
Speaker 4: I think it was crinklin.
Speaker 2: Crankling, thank you?
Speaker 9: That makes it makes a sound some automatipya cranklin big crinkle.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Also, you know what's uh, you know, what's a great segue.
Speaker 1: That so many questions about crankling.
Speaker 7: Elizabeth for President maybe.
Speaker 9: I don't know if you guys remember, but when we
Speaker 9: last convened in this fashion and played this game of
Speaker 9: twenty questions, it truly actual Factsly was my first time
Speaker 9: playing twenty questions, and I found it to be a delight.
Speaker 9: I didn't even get to mine. I was on the
Speaker 9: questioning side, but not the questioner. So wait, no, I
Speaker 9: was asking the questions, not being the whatever the question.
Speaker 9: I don't know what the rules that's the one. I'm
Speaker 9: the hot seat guy. No, I'm not in the hot seat.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 5: I still don't get it explained how this game works.
Speaker 5: How about we break down the rules and get this guy.
Speaker 5: I guess that's a segue.
Speaker 10: I guess I am the dungeon, the DM for today.
Speaker 5: I will start off with the rules.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well for part of it. You come back as
Speaker 6: a contestant.
Speaker 5: That's correct. So to start off with the rules the teams,
Speaker 5: that is pretty easy to figure out.
Speaker 10: It will be ridiculous history, myself, Ben and Noel versus
Speaker 10: ridiculous crime, Sarah, Elizabeth, Dave uh So, each of us
Speaker 10: will take a turn as flexer. So thus far we
Speaker 10: have on Ben, we have done Elizabeth, and we have
Speaker 10: done Dave. If you want to hear those, go find
Speaker 10: part one.
Speaker 9: And that is because the topic is historical flexes.
Speaker 5: Correct, historical flexes from nowhere?
Speaker 7: Got it?
Speaker 10: Yes, the historical flex that have come from nowhere. So
Speaker 10: how this works is everyone will pick one person who
Speaker 10: has a historical flex of something basically like something cool
Speaker 10: someone has done in the past.
Speaker 7: It doesn't have to be cool.
Speaker 9: It could be weird, it could be outlands, just something, yes,
Speaker 9: showing out, showing being the most.
Speaker 10: The goal is for the other team is to figure
Speaker 10: out who this person is or animal is and what
Speaker 10: the historical is.
Speaker 2: It was no rules against animals historical figure correct.
Speaker 6: Yes, so not just like someone you went to middle
Speaker 6: school with.
Speaker 9: God, it wasn't even the famous dog. It wasn't even
Speaker 9: the dog that I heard of. Hey, we gotta move on,
Speaker 9: we gotta move Sorry, this is listen to the last
Speaker 9: episode by the way, if you haven't, it's on both
Speaker 9: of our feats. It's on both Ridiculous Crime and Ridiculous History,
Speaker 9: and it is an absolute hude.
Speaker 5: So the team will get twenty questions am I doing that? Back?
Speaker 10: Twenty questions That works to figure out how what this
Speaker 10: person is. Obviously, the questions can't be Can you tell
Speaker 10: me who this person is?
Speaker 9: It's like Genie rules, you can't wish for another wish
Speaker 9: kind of say exactly you're.
Speaker 1: You're aiming for. Yes, no responses, Yes, I correct, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 10: Maybe I feel like don't know and maybe you should
Speaker 10: get refunded your question if the person, If I ask
Speaker 10: you is this person, I'm gonna answer.
Speaker 5: I'm going to stan aswer. If I ask you, is
Speaker 5: this person alive? And they say don't know, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: want my question back. WI Shall we all agree that
Speaker 5: that's fair?
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 11: What if the if the flexer was Schrodinger's cat, We
Speaker 11: don't know if they're I think it's I think it's fair.
Speaker 6: Also, within this happened in part one, I think it's
Speaker 6: fair within reason to give a slight a slight period
Speaker 6: directions for the for the answerer to verify.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's that's reasonable. We did that in
Speaker 7: part one, I think, and.
Speaker 9: I think we even at some point, like you know,
Speaker 9: when things are getting dire through a few hilltle hinties
Speaker 9: out there. You know, none of us are academics here,
Speaker 9: we do well fair enough, the rest of us are.
Speaker 9: We did go to college. I guess that technically makes
Speaker 9: us kind of academic, But my point is we can
Speaker 9: have it.
Speaker 7: We can be a little loosey goosey here and there
Speaker 7: within reason.
Speaker 2: It's the questions discretion, questions discretion.
Speaker 7: I like that.
Speaker 5: And to continue on.
Speaker 10: If you guess the historical figure with the flex, that
Speaker 10: is one point. If you can guess the flex that
Speaker 10: they did, that is an additional point.
Speaker 5: And at the end.
Speaker 10: Of questioning, after twenty questions and they don't figure it out,
Speaker 10: the questioner will say who the flex.
Speaker 5: E the flex are?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: And then if so, if you cannot guess who the
Speaker 10: flex there is, the team with the flex gets one point.
Speaker 5: But we got a new rules.
Speaker 9: And we got another rule to the new rule.
Speaker 6: Just so our fellow ridiculous criminals and ridiculous historians are
Speaker 6: read up on this.
Speaker 1: Rude dudes, and feel free to.
Speaker 6: Rewind and listen to those rules again, because I think
Speaker 6: we got discursive a little bit there.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I'm not sure if I even I think
Speaker 5: it will present itself.
Speaker 7: We're just using this as an opportunity for more banter
Speaker 7: to be frank, I mean.
Speaker 10: An opportunity to figure it out ourselves and so we
Speaker 10: have one more additional rule that we have added. So
Speaker 10: now we're introducing a secret word type thing where the
Speaker 10: flex er, who is the.
Speaker 5: The persons asked the questions.
Speaker 10: Uh, they will have a secret word or phrase that
Speaker 10: if the other team says it while asking questions, they
Speaker 10: will get an additional five questions. Get the questions reseat,
Speaker 10: they'll get something five quens.
Speaker 7: I think we agreed on five questions.
Speaker 10: Five questions, okay, cool, and it could be something completely random.
Speaker 5: It could be something on topic with the thing. What
Speaker 5: I thought we kind of.
Speaker 9: Agreed that it should be something that might present itself
Speaker 9: naturally within the course of I think we all said,
Speaker 9: I think we agreed upon that, but I don't think
Speaker 9: we agreed on that being the rule.
Speaker 5: Doesn't make sense. How are you not worry about my pedantics?
Speaker 10: Do we want to agree live here on air because
Speaker 10: I'm play let them play?
Speaker 7: Yes, that sounds good.
Speaker 6: Let's get to an excellent work Max, Yeah, let's get
Speaker 6: some dramatic like sportsy music.
Speaker 7: Boom boom boom great.
Speaker 6: So I think we go to uh, we go to
Speaker 6: mister Oh before we do, do we want to say
Speaker 6: the score from that?
Speaker 7: Was gonna say?
Speaker 9: We should recapt where we stand on the lead boards
Speaker 9: from last time.
Speaker 10: Yes, and if I remember correctly, it is ridiculous history
Speaker 10: two and a half, ridiculous crime one and a half.
Speaker 5: Does anyone remember how we got halfs.
Speaker 6: Yes, because we were told that we're too nice to people.
Speaker 1: One of them because I had dogs. And it was
Speaker 1: Bummer and Lazarus were the responses the answers, and then Noel,
Speaker 1: you yelled out bummer.
Speaker 9: At the end of the twentieth question, but just like
Speaker 9: as like sort of like a Keanu and point break
Speaker 9: kind of way.
Speaker 1: Frustration, and then there.
Speaker 7: You tell Mary yeah, and then boom on the other side.
Speaker 6: I remember I kept trying to like say, oh, these
Speaker 6: are half points though, because those are great answers.
Speaker 7: Well, we were being nice and and you know, there
Speaker 7: were some tough ones there.
Speaker 9: But I think I think I have a feeling today
Speaker 9: we won't need to divvy out half points, but we'll see.
Speaker 9: But now we know where we stand, so I guess
Speaker 9: I will, uh, let's go to you. I don't need
Speaker 9: to do any of the first preamble. Really, I've got a
Speaker 9: person in a flex in mind.
Speaker 2: Come at me, Okay, is this person alive now?
Speaker 9: No, not Suger's cat. It's not Schrodinger's cat.
Speaker 7: That doesn't count. There was no actual cats.
Speaker 5: It's like.
Speaker 9: That would have been a cool one, you know, Schrodinger's
Speaker 9: actual cat.
Speaker 7: But no, in fact, no, not the case.
Speaker 1: Was this person alive in the twentieth century?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Is this person considered an American?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: This was this person? Go ahead after you, producer.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 4: Is this person a political figure?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is this person a European political figure?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is this person famous in the nineteenth century?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Wait, hang on, no, no, barely cut off?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, Okayut, dang it.
Speaker 2: That was your discretion.
Speaker 3: You wanted to tell us more that you couldn't help yourself.
Speaker 5: I really can't.
Speaker 7: I have very little self control.
Speaker 3: A political figure from Europe in the eighteenth century.
Speaker 7: Is this not a question? That was a statement?
Speaker 4: This is internal team talk.
Speaker 1: Is this person a man yes, it's a man baby?
Speaker 9: Well, oh, a man I thought you meant a man baby,
Speaker 9: like like a man child. Neither confirmed nor deny a
Speaker 9: man child status.
Speaker 6: We don't know if you I was thinking like a
Speaker 6: ware baby, you know, like under the cycle of the
Speaker 6: moon it turns back in a.
Speaker 1: Little wolf baby, that'd be cute.
Speaker 7: So how many questions are we That's okay, thank you,
Speaker 7: because I was not.
Speaker 1: Keeping European seventeen hundreds, so we had to figure out
Speaker 1: what local politician.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to go with like language or
Speaker 3: do we want.
Speaker 5: To go with well, guys are good at you.
Speaker 7: Guys are really doing elimination.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we feel like continent or non content? How do
Speaker 3: we get part of the UK versus Europe?
Speaker 5: Just go ahead, mask I love that our size more
Speaker 5: just us screaming over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that so we can say it
Speaker 1: is does this person speak English as their mother tongue?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, so we've ruled out well in the seventeen hundred,
Speaker 1: we still maybe don't have Ireland ruled out, but whatever, we'll.
Speaker 3: Just say basically, so no Irish Ireland?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Is this person German?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: Wait, they wouldn't have been Germany because it predates Germany.
Speaker 7: No, that was nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who is the I was trying to think of that.
Speaker 11: The is it von Steuben like the guys who were
Speaker 11: arming the revolution, uh and teaching them tactics from Prussia?
Speaker 1: That was a very specific question.
Speaker 7: I really know that's.
Speaker 4: Not a question that's an internal.
Speaker 3: So we're thinking like the guy who trained the American
Speaker 3: revolutionary from Prussia on ste being the the gay patriot
Speaker 3: of America.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yes, yeah, no, that's just like I'm trying to
Speaker 11: zero in on pockets of people.
Speaker 2: It could be that's a good it's interesting one.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Let's think about France.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh well, if English is their mother tongue, then
Speaker 9: screw that English was not their mother tongue.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, English isn't the mother tongue. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm going to do right now, I'm going
Speaker 1: to text my team. You can't text, Yeah, I can,
Speaker 1: just you know, just to ask a question so that
Speaker 1: no one else can hear us.
Speaker 2: So that's acceptable, all right, okay, fine.
Speaker 1: For you. I don't know enough.
Speaker 6: I like the conspiratorial aspect of this fine, predictably, but
Speaker 6: hearing outside of a phone conversation.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's a politician though, I'm getting thrown off. Okay,
Speaker 1: go Lee.
Speaker 7: I mean politician is maybe a loose term.
Speaker 2: More of a political figure.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it could be like military, royalty, royalty, or like
Speaker 1: I'm going to go royalty on this.
Speaker 3: Is this person? Was this person royalty was he royalty? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: we've got royalty.
Speaker 7: Does that put us a question? Ten?
Speaker 11: Or no?
Speaker 7: I think that's a ten?
Speaker 12: Ten?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I have to all right, great, you're cooking
Speaker 5: with hot fire.
Speaker 1: Is this person was this person from a Nordic country?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I go French, but you guys are Italy at
Speaker 6: that point, Spanish and Dutch with the whole succession.
Speaker 10: I feel like, I'm really is it troubling me that
Speaker 10: there's so much better history than we are.
Speaker 2: Was this person Spanish?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Okay? Was this person involved in a scandal?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, I would say, I would say so.
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm really reading into the tone of that response
Speaker 1: to was this.
Speaker 2: Person did they lose their head?
Speaker 5: A second?
Speaker 6: I want to say yes, but I want to be
Speaker 6: extra sure sure. Oh, maybe we should take this offline to.
Speaker 1: This is. I think the texting is the most interesting.
Speaker 3: Listeners lost their their head gotta be French, right, and
Speaker 3: then it's gonna be it's gonna be non French.
Speaker 11: But yeah, taking any attack, divorce, beheaded dead, divorce beheaded survived.
Speaker 5: Oh, Ben and I disagree on this.
Speaker 1: Whether or not someone was wait wait, lost their head
Speaker 1: could also mean like you know, had like a psychotic
Speaker 1: break we're talking about like George the Third beheaded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that, I think that, I really think the
Speaker 1: listeners are loving the quiet text.
Speaker 9: The quiet Yeah, hang on, hold on, this is hilarry,
Speaker 9: hang on, hang on.
Speaker 2: So anyway, yeah, hell, what do we have so far?
Speaker 2: We have?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it was It was a yes, Yes, it
Speaker 9: was a simple miscommunication.
Speaker 5: The answer is no. The answer is no.
Speaker 9: That I may have in my in in in uh
Speaker 9: in decision given part of the game away, but that's
Speaker 9: up to you to decide.
Speaker 2: All right, so do we have We ask French.
Speaker 11: The blade was dull and so it knocked, but they
Speaker 11: didn't die from it, but that would be brutal.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I guess the question then becomes the answer
Speaker 9: that you're going to get eventually as to where the
Speaker 9: miscommunication now is going to be a lot funnier than
Speaker 9: you might.
Speaker 6: Which is why, which is why me and Max immediately
Speaker 6: went into silent mode, like hang on, but the cloaking
Speaker 6: you cloaking, yes, taking it internal as they say, So,
Speaker 6: we've got thirteen.
Speaker 1: We're thirteen eighteen. All right. I just sent a message
Speaker 1: to my team.
Speaker 6: Oh, Elizabeth, I like this We're like these masters of whispers.
Speaker 9: And I'm the loud mouthed town crier and that's just
Speaker 9: out there, just shouting the answers.
Speaker 10: And I'm just a jester covered in donkeys.
Speaker 6: Let's all describe ourselves who were affirmational ways that.
Speaker 5: As a compliment. Don't don't. Don't tell me what I
Speaker 5: can't think of a compliment.
Speaker 7: Who am I adjudged your relationship?
Speaker 3: Could this figure? Is this figure? Were they religious? Were
Speaker 3: they a religious political figure?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, what do you mean? Did they go
Speaker 5: to church.
Speaker 3: When they're with part of their religious nature? So it's
Speaker 3: not basically by point of.
Speaker 1: Fourteen? Yeah, okay, because I'm coming up with people and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden like well they weren't really
Speaker 1: a political figure. They were behind the scenes, and then
Speaker 1: we said they're royalty. Okay, so royalty European.
Speaker 2: We don't still know what country.
Speaker 1: Non English speaking? He did not get beheaded.
Speaker 5: I think we should nail down the country scandal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, escandal not Spanish and not Nordic. Should I just
Speaker 1: go for it? Are they French?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ah? Maybe?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 4: What Okay, this is not a real question, is it?
Speaker 11: James lit in The Pimp of Paris.
Speaker 5: You got it, dang dang day.
Speaker 1: Okay, French royalty seventeen hundreds didn't lose the head.
Speaker 4: It died, but there was dispute about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's part of a scandal. Scandal, so not
Speaker 2: to not literally the sixteenth, but could be the fifteenth.
Speaker 1: Not really scandal, Go ahead ask it scandals?
Speaker 2: Was this person the king?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Done, well done, that's six So.
Speaker 2: We have a few tanks. So fourteen fifty.
Speaker 5: The king dynast how many questions we left?
Speaker 2: We can just nail down there? I did it, fo.
Speaker 7: You got yes. Correct.
Speaker 9: The miscommunication was me being bad at Roman numerals, because
Speaker 9: as to whether or not the fourteenth was beheaded, I
Speaker 9: googled it, but I was looking at the I believe
Speaker 9: the sixteen, and I just and then Ben was like, no, frantically.
Speaker 7: Texting moms are smoking.
Speaker 6: But I had the same question as you.
Speaker 9: Was it a dull guillotine accident? And then they ended
Speaker 9: up with them?
Speaker 5: Because I don't know.
Speaker 9: I would argue the French Revolution could be considered a
Speaker 9: scandal A bit of a skin, wouldn't you, I mean
Speaker 9: a little bit his role in that in the whole
Speaker 9: like opulence of Versailles.
Speaker 1: I've bummed out that the password is Gang Green.
Speaker 9: I didn't know enough to I didn't even know that
Speaker 9: part and I did. Honestly, you guys are doing so well.
Speaker 9: I know that's not true. I did have a password.
Speaker 9: The password you haven't guessed the flex.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Is it something about Versailles?
Speaker 7: Yes, okay, he kind of hung out there all the time.
Speaker 2: Did it because he had the biggest art collection in
Speaker 2: the world at the time.
Speaker 7: That's true?
Speaker 9: But no, well that wasn't the Q just we're just
Speaker 9: talking about.
Speaker 1: Was it like, uh, was it some sort of extravagant
Speaker 1: feature built into the home.
Speaker 11: No, something about changing his outfits to make everybody else
Speaker 11: also change their outfits.
Speaker 6: Interesting, But just going to say, even if even if
Speaker 6: a couple questions didn't count, that does put us at nineteen?
Speaker 3: Did he have everyone wear wigs the French court to
Speaker 3: hide the fact he had syphilis?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it was also the life thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, think, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: True, But no, okay, Noel, I think I figured out
Speaker 5: what the flex.
Speaker 9: I bet you did, Max, because we've talked about it
Speaker 9: a lot, Ben and Max and I, Yeah, it comes
Speaker 9: it comes up. Did he have American probably, but that
Speaker 9: I mean as was the fashion at the time, you.
Speaker 5: Know, So I think that's all the questions.
Speaker 7: Yeah, twenty Noel, could you reveal the flex?
Speaker 1: Yes please?
Speaker 9: He apparently only took a proper bath twice in his
Speaker 9: entire life.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 9: And while we associate or Shy and the son king
Speaker 9: with opulence and fashion and finery versa, I was actually
Speaker 9: a disgusting, filthy smell plays because nobody in his court
Speaker 9: really bathe. They just kind of rinsed off the bits
Speaker 9: and when they got sweaty and nasty. Another flex, which
Speaker 9: was not my main flex, was that he would just
Speaker 9: change shirts, which was also a flex of wealth to
Speaker 9: be able to own enough clothes. You know, regular peasants
Speaker 9: would wash their single shift you know, in the freaking
Speaker 9: dirty river, you know, and that was all they could do.
Speaker 9: They had one or two, then they passed them down
Speaker 9: to you know, siblings and stuff.
Speaker 7: But yeah, he would apparently close constantly.
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, the cheesy onion funk.
Speaker 5: You're talking about this.
Speaker 9: Smell where it's even when someone just masks their funk
Speaker 9: with some old spice and then it just smells like
Speaker 9: funky old spice.
Speaker 7: It was new spice back then.
Speaker 5: Really bad.
Speaker 4: The original Studio fifty four.
Speaker 1: Older perfume formulas are much different than what we have today,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of like musky, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: smell as as nice.
Speaker 5: It would have been. You yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, speaking speaking of cat guts, there were also a
Speaker 9: lot of feral cats roaming all around the grounds of Versailles. Uh,
Speaker 9: they would just everwhere, and apparently the road leading different
Speaker 9: Sie was just strewn with desiccated cat carcasses.
Speaker 5: Oh god, sorry.
Speaker 1: The smell of death and body funk.
Speaker 9: And they didn't have plumbing, and the chamber pots which
Speaker 9: were literally just pots that people would you know, do
Speaker 9: their business and would be just thrown out of windows.
Speaker 9: And Marine Annett herself was apparently once like Dave Matthews
Speaker 9: band tour bus Chicago River style, dumped on by a
Speaker 9: chamber pot being you know, the window.
Speaker 7: Very common in that period of European history to look.
Speaker 9: Watch out, watch out, getting the piano dropped on the disease.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I don't think they would also have parasols, you know,
Speaker 3: but they didn't invent that.
Speaker 2: He wasn't.
Speaker 9: I just think it's such an interesting historical like kind
Speaker 9: of what's the word.
Speaker 7: I'm looking for contradiction.
Speaker 9: Where we think of lou the fourteenth, he has his
Speaker 9: reputation as being having the best art, the finest things
Speaker 9: VERSI this glistening palace he it was like, I think
Speaker 9: a summer home. But he wanted to get all of
Speaker 9: the nobles where he could keep an eye on them,
Speaker 9: so he had them all moved there out of Paris.
Speaker 9: He notoriously hated Paris and wanted to like have this
Speaker 9: whole world that he expanded and created these gardens and
Speaker 9: you know, but it actually was just a nasty, funky
Speaker 9: cess pit of a place.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, to that point, Like think about how it's
Speaker 11: it's considered like one of the you know, romantic, sexy,
Speaker 11: sexiest times of history with dangerous liaisons and all that stuff,
Speaker 11: and ever was just funking it up.
Speaker 9: I think one, you know, the Victorian era was kind
Speaker 9: of similar, and I think a film that does a
Speaker 9: really good job of portraying kind of the finery in
Speaker 9: the fashion but also the groatiness is the favorite by
Speaker 9: your go slamthems. It just has that sweaty gnarliness that
Speaker 9: everyone's caked in this weird white makeup and it just
Speaker 9: I think he really nails and everyone's just having freaky
Speaker 9: orgies and racing ducks and stuff.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's really weird, wild times.
Speaker 6: And most importantly, bravo to Zarah Nale Elizabeth, very well done.
Speaker 9: And before you go to ad break, I just want
Speaker 9: to say one last thing is I'm a nerd. I
Speaker 9: think it's really interesting that, uh, three of my favorite
Speaker 9: bands in the entire world, Daft Punk, Air and Phoenix
Speaker 9: all grew up in Versailles and went to elementary school and.
Speaker 7: And and what a weird thing and they yeah, and those.
Speaker 9: They're like, I really like French just go and pop,
Speaker 9: and those are some of my three of my most
Speaker 9: kind of formative.
Speaker 3: I guess grew up in French disco pop the Versailles area.
Speaker 7: It is kind of interesting.
Speaker 9: And they actually make cameos in in the Marie Antoinette
Speaker 9: because the singer of Phoenix is married to Soia.
Speaker 2: They say anything else, it's just sparkling pop there.
Speaker 9: It is, oh no, and Jojo Siwa also invented French
Speaker 9: pop as it turns out good.
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Speaker 6: we say, hot seat, our next hot seater.
Speaker 9: Quick question for the parlance of twenty questions, isn't the
Speaker 9: person asking the questions in the hots Yeah?
Speaker 7: But we agreed earlier. Okay, all right, kay, cool, Google cool.
Speaker 2: We're bigger fans of the hot seat. We wanted more
Speaker 2: people in the hot seat.
Speaker 7: Like that, more hot seats.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, gentlemen. Well, I'm ready for questions whenever
Speaker 2: you're ready to drop them.
Speaker 7: Yes, sir, question person alive?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this person alive? Are animals?
Speaker 12: Um?
Speaker 2: Yes they are alive.
Speaker 7: Did this person live in the United States?
Speaker 2: Yes they did? Or yes they do? Yes they have.
Speaker 7: Is this person uh in the field of entertainment?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, not in the way we would think of. But
Speaker 3: what he does is entertaining. But yes, he's not an entertainer.
Speaker 7: Fair enough, clear?
Speaker 6: No, I appreciate that. Yeah, okay, we gave you a
Speaker 6: few of those. Turn that was really interesting because that
Speaker 6: that paints a good picture for us.
Speaker 7: Here we go. Question for is this.
Speaker 6: Would this person be considered a political figure? No, they
Speaker 6: are not a political figure these days, it doesn't take much. No,
Speaker 6: not not political. Not an entertainment, but does entertainment.
Speaker 9: Entertaining things, So that means that would rule out like
Speaker 9: circus performer, that would rule out any traditional forms of entertainment.
Speaker 7: But also not a politician.
Speaker 10: I got a shot in the dark that probably won't land,
Speaker 10: but if it lands, it I think we'll give it away.
Speaker 5: Is this person a scientist?
Speaker 2: Is this person a scientist.
Speaker 5: Or scientifical?
Speaker 3: I'm checking their profession. I'll put it this way. It's
Speaker 3: not important to what they do. So no, they're not
Speaker 3: a science okay. I mean, you know, I don't know necessarily.
Speaker 5: They may probably do science.
Speaker 3: They have made they may have picked something up now
Speaker 3: and I don't know in the last you know, they're
Speaker 3: not known as a scientist.
Speaker 10: I had a potential thread that if he would have
Speaker 10: said yes, I would have give me because I.
Speaker 2: Was you know what.
Speaker 7: What I also like is I'm imagining this as the
Speaker 7: world's most mysterious tender profile.
Speaker 6: You know, and they're like, I'm not known for science. However,
Speaker 6: Uh okay, so uh this we we have five questions.
Speaker 9: So not a music, not a music, no entertainment, no musician,
Speaker 9: no TV actor, and no politician, but someone of note
Speaker 9: that we would be discussing in this context.
Speaker 6: I'm sure this is just like talking things through. Boy
Speaker 6: oh boy, this is a cool one, and we don't
Speaker 6: wait wait wait, this is also recapped. This doesn't count
Speaker 6: as a question. Our very first question, are they alive?
Speaker 2: And you said yes, they are alive. That means they
Speaker 2: are they are alive.
Speaker 3: But I mean I'd say that I have not updated
Speaker 3: this in the last few months, so there may be that,
Speaker 3: Like we go to Wikipedia and find out that they
Speaker 3: last month and I'm like, oh, man, so yeah, who's
Speaker 3: the guy?
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, Ben, who's the guy you're always asking? As
Speaker 9: he said, Henry kissing here he finally did die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: Can we get in as by the way.
Speaker 5: Let's be real to go. I mean, there's some real
Speaker 5: fanfare going one.
Speaker 7: Okay, so this is our sixth question.
Speaker 9: We're getting our bearings was this, if I may, was
Speaker 9: this person known for inventing something?
Speaker 7: No, that's a good question, that's a good question.
Speaker 5: We're eliminating a lot of box.
Speaker 6: That's what we're trying to do all right, Max, what
Speaker 6: do you got, I'll go after you. I got, I got, no,
Speaker 6: I was helping you, but have okay, yeah, yeah, I got.
Speaker 7: What is this person nationally or internationally recognized?
Speaker 3: That's interesting, like what do we mean by internationally recognized?
Speaker 2: Can we give? Can we can we pair that down
Speaker 2: a little?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 6: So for narrowing the scope, we would say, is this,
Speaker 6: for instance, someone like uh, like one of the French
Speaker 6: Louis Like most people would.
Speaker 3: Hear, okay, they're not a household name, not a household
Speaker 3: ning okay, okay, clearly not in our household.
Speaker 7: I'm good, guys.
Speaker 6: If it's okay, they were good, it's if it's okay,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna switch tax for a little bit.
Speaker 2: Please triangulate follow.
Speaker 5: Let's yes question oh okay, one four six.
Speaker 9: And that's the thing, though, based on everything we know
Speaker 9: what this person, the reason we would even be talking
Speaker 9: about this person must be directly related to the flex.
Speaker 10: And I'm wondering if it's something historical like remember Elizabeth
Speaker 10: did something that we talked about in one of our episodes.
Speaker 7: Yes, which I thought was.
Speaker 2: A gender?
Speaker 7: We do a gender?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Would this person identify as as male?
Speaker 2: This person definitely identified as male.
Speaker 6: Okay, then that's seventh question eight. Uh was their flex
Speaker 6: or is there flex considered a crime? Was it legal
Speaker 6: or illegal?
Speaker 3: No, it was not illegal, but some people did not
Speaker 3: respond well to their flex when they were doing it.
Speaker 3: But it was clearly not illegal, but it had dire
Speaker 3: consequences for those for it had dire consequences.
Speaker 2: Okay, So people treated it like it was an offense.
Speaker 7: Okay, and it was. Guys, we just got an important clue.
Speaker 7: That also means the flex was not a single act.
Speaker 7: It was it was a continuous behavior.
Speaker 5: For some reason, my brain immediately went to Bernie made
Speaker 5: off But that was very much.
Speaker 3: I would never do that to you, guys. It would
Speaker 3: make you spend that much time thinking about them.
Speaker 7: About Bernie made thank you?
Speaker 5: Was this person in finance? No?
Speaker 7: Okay, so that's not No, that's great, that's really important.
Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 3: So I don't think just to help I don't think
Speaker 3: you'll guess the person. I think you were much likely
Speaker 3: or to guess the flex. Oh okay, So we want
Speaker 3: to help them a little bit because I think I don't.
Speaker 6: Think you to be able to Okay, Then we should
Speaker 6: definitely just keep on keep on the flexes.
Speaker 2: All right, so.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe a time ranger. Yeah, yeah, go go.
Speaker 9: I don't know what did this flex make headlines within
Speaker 9: the last five years?
Speaker 7: No, damn, okay, some reason if that was like eighties,
Speaker 7: probably it was.
Speaker 2: Is that a question?
Speaker 5: No, I know, do we hear any question mark at the.
Speaker 7: End of that question? I like, we're getting procedural with this.
Speaker 5: Yeah. No, oh boy, okay, get pedantic when you get pedantic?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah ringer, Okay about this? I like where you're
Speaker 6: going all the timeline stuff.
Speaker 7: What about this?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 7: Did this flex occur pre or post the advent of
Speaker 7: the internet?
Speaker 3: Pre That's a good one, thank you for well, okay,
Speaker 3: I was let me let me qualify that because, like,
Speaker 3: you know, the ARPA net or the original yes, okay,
Speaker 3: that was in existence, but the Internet as we think
Speaker 3: of it was not. So the Internet was not but
Speaker 3: there was online communication from you know, colleges to the
Speaker 3: Pentagon or whatever, just not like I.
Speaker 5: Want to be very clear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, worldwide Web was what eighty nine?
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, is it Max Headroom?
Speaker 1: No, I like it like everything.
Speaker 5: I mean, it does a little bit because that guy
Speaker 5: that wasn't it was someone behind it.
Speaker 1: But also we did that episode about the signal interruption
Speaker 1: in Chicago, broke into the sign with the Max Headroom.
Speaker 5: I mean that's what I meant, That's that's what I was.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, spake and bear buttocks. Oh boy, that's a
Speaker 7: cool story.
Speaker 9: And that was pretty Internet And it's sort of like
Speaker 9: proto Internetti type hacking before hacking was hacking.
Speaker 2: Cutt doctor who take it.
Speaker 5: With some noted scriptive movements. Feeling good about this one guy?
Speaker 5: I'm not either, I got nothing Ben.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So I'm thinking it's got to be nineteen eighties, maybe seventies,
Speaker 10: because if this person is still alive, they did it,
Speaker 10: you know, when they're like thirty years old in the eighties,
Speaker 10: that would put thematic.
Speaker 12: Not a crime.
Speaker 5: So it wasn't you know, it had something that was
Speaker 5: frowned on upon but lasted over time.
Speaker 2: It was considered an offense in some place.
Speaker 9: Could it have been considered a political act an active protest?
Speaker 2: It was not an active protest, but it was politically
Speaker 2: a plot.
Speaker 7: Okay, so now we're looking at some sort of that's
Speaker 7: a great question.
Speaker 10: Of some later obviously, Yeah, something And I mean I'm
Speaker 10: just gonna go ahead and guess, because if we're thinking
Speaker 10: nineteen eighties, probably something anti Reagan.
Speaker 5: We don't even know what it's ades though, that's the thing,
Speaker 5: but it would just feeling if he had to.
Speaker 9: That was that's it must be right on the cusp. Yeah,
Speaker 9: there's still plenty of questions though, guys.
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, so I think he's hitting us that it's
Speaker 5: not eighties.
Speaker 7: Yeah, fishing around or be misled, because.
Speaker 2: No, I would never mislead you.
Speaker 5: I want I'm reading, says scholar.
Speaker 6: No, I'm thinking through, guys, because there's something very interesting
Speaker 6: about the construction here. If it's not illegal, but we
Speaker 6: know it has dire consequences by some olytic, by some and.
Speaker 5: We will know and we will know the act more
Speaker 5: likely than we will know exactly.
Speaker 2: Would you like a hint?
Speaker 7: Can I say one thing?
Speaker 9: It's it's giving civil disobedience vibes, and I don't I
Speaker 9: mean that's that.
Speaker 5: I just want to say that out loud.
Speaker 9: But it also seems to me as though the person
Speaker 9: wasn't doing inherently as an act of civil disobedience, but
Speaker 9: it was interpreted as.
Speaker 7: Such and applauded politically.
Speaker 9: So how could someone accidentally by virtue of just doing
Speaker 9: something that are being like stubborn or whatever be seen
Speaker 9: as a you know, positive pelitical gesture, social move of God.
Speaker 3: I would say this. It wasn't the eighties, it wasn't
Speaker 3: the sixties. So whatever is between them. And here's here's
Speaker 3: another hint. It was not civil disobedience. It would be
Speaker 3: pregnant to the exact opposite. It's more civil connection. So
Speaker 3: like so fallen in line kind of No, No, no
Speaker 3: civil connection. Think what connection means, right, it's coming to
Speaker 3: a chord. That's people coming together.
Speaker 10: That's not someone telling you what politicians like the public
Speaker 10: took offense to.
Speaker 5: It sounds like people, this.
Speaker 7: Was is our person, mister Rogers.
Speaker 2: No, but good, Yeah, but he did. But that type
Speaker 2: of energy, Oh that's right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I keep forgetting. Remember he said we would never
Speaker 7: guess the person. We'd likely no one would.
Speaker 1: Doesn't count.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just reinforcing that. That's definitely you will not
Speaker 2: guess the person.
Speaker 1: Or are we counting that that guess is?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think right now.
Speaker 5: That's my count, my brak and only thing about Bob
Speaker 5: Ross now I was thinking about but we wouldn't it
Speaker 5: wouldn't we wouldn't know him. Not as a secret word.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, our is the secret phrase.
Speaker 5: Okay, civil connection.
Speaker 6: Civil connection would be denining the people in the seventies, right,
Speaker 6: or attempting to unite some measurable demographic thereof.
Speaker 5: So this is this is Nixon, then then it's forward,
Speaker 5: Then it's communism.
Speaker 7: Does this have something to do with communism?
Speaker 4: No, it's nothing, just a red herring.
Speaker 5: Let's just let's just think Ford, Carter, Nixon, Ford, Carter,
Speaker 5: those are the three presidents of this. That's the three
Speaker 5: eras of there. So it's like very it's only two
Speaker 5: years of Nixon or to some some with and just.
Speaker 7: Internally Watergate is not a matter of social connection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Watergate plays no hand in this.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you this, but it started before Watergate
Speaker 3: and or I'm sorry it started.
Speaker 2: It started in Nixon's America and ended after Nixon left.
Speaker 5: Ah, I really defines the dollar.
Speaker 2: Get you get it down to a.
Speaker 5: Year for you brain, two kinds, two kinds you all
Speaker 5: then I'm leaning on you for this one. This is
Speaker 5: it feels like it's in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 7: What are you talking about? I can't say anything.
Speaker 5: It kind of does though it does a little bit.
Speaker 5: But I mean it's just I think that's a clue.
Speaker 7: It's a tricky one. It's oh that was a clue.
Speaker 1: No, it's just more like a sense of I feel
Speaker 1: like this is a flex. Who are really going to
Speaker 1: Ben's very appreciation?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's the thing that that's another clue.
Speaker 2: That is a clue that while this person how many
Speaker 2: America you got four.
Speaker 5: Left to guess, so the flex likely did not take
Speaker 5: place in America.
Speaker 7: I'm getting too into the weeds. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5: You've gotten so far down a rabbit hole that I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh crap.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm thinking of stuff like the War on
Speaker 7: drugs or opening.
Speaker 10: Here something like I was thinking like, for some reason,
Speaker 10: I got Abbi Hoffman now stuck in my head.
Speaker 5: I'm like, it's not Abby.
Speaker 2: Hoff and I won't consider that question not a question.
Speaker 5: That was not a question, that was just Joiner's table.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing over in.
Speaker 9: This Was it the hippie that put the flower and
Speaker 9: the gun that it was a male identifying person if
Speaker 9: I remember at least in watching it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, it's so uh, it doesn't matter because we've
Speaker 3: we talked about this, but the guy actually died in January.
Speaker 4: So, oh, no, he is.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: No, that's a different dude getting text a different dude. No, no, serving, Sorry,
Speaker 3: I look at my phone with this. I get all confused.
Speaker 9: I'm just glad y'all had a communication breakdown, just like
Speaker 9: we did.
Speaker 5: You almost Okay, Well.
Speaker 3: I was offered a hint for you, guys. My teammates
Speaker 3: presented a hint. What this person their flexed what they did.
Speaker 3: It did not set a Guinness record, but it came close.
Speaker 7: Oh, hands across America.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's the type of vein we're talking about.
Speaker 5: So keep thinking America or something. I don't know.
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't know that.
Speaker 5: You didn't say was it you just said it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 7: I don't think that counts.
Speaker 2: That guy's got four questions.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, okay, we still got four.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 6: So it's something like one of those semi grassroots feel
Speaker 6: good movements. I'm just thinking connection because people are holding hands,
Speaker 6: so we've got a thing to make.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So it could be guys, magic guy that wrote kumba.
Speaker 5: Was it Jesus Christ?
Speaker 4: That that's a hell of a flex.
Speaker 7: Jesus wrote Kumbaya but Everybody. That was his biggest flex.
Speaker 7: Actually he had a book later.
Speaker 5: It sounds like sidebar.
Speaker 10: It's something that involves something kind of similar to against
Speaker 10: world record.
Speaker 7: Yeah, most for most people together for some years, marching time.
Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with Scheff goes to Africa.
Speaker 7: Oh well, I'm out of guesses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that helps.
Speaker 7: And now I'm thinking I'm thinking live aid or something.
Speaker 5: But free ty Beette movement maybe a little.
Speaker 2: Early on that.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, earlier, that was like nineties. I think kind
Speaker 9: of the Beastie Boys invented that.
Speaker 7: People been this one while. All right, guys, I'm throwing
Speaker 7: throwing on the towel here.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a musician.
Speaker 2: The heck of a story. I gotta got a good
Speaker 2: story for you. Whenever you're I'm excited.
Speaker 7: For the chat.
Speaker 6: I want to just get it over with so we
Speaker 6: can talk about the hell just to hear that you guys,
Speaker 6: okay with that?
Speaker 7: Okay, I think it's fine. Well here I'll just for
Speaker 7: the people at home.
Speaker 3: I will now read to an amazing story and then
Speaker 3: you will quickly figure out what we talked about. My
Speaker 3: dude was born in nineteen thirty nine. One day, when
Speaker 3: he was thirty one years old.
Speaker 2: His name was Dave.
Speaker 3: He decided to start walking all the way rocking. He
Speaker 3: walked fourteen four hundred and fifty miles d and fifty
Speaker 3: kilometers For everyone who's not American. Originally it was supposed
Speaker 3: to be David and his brother John. The two set
Speaker 3: off together from their hometown of Wasika, Minnesota, all of
Speaker 3: their supplies loaded into a wagon pulled by a mule.
Speaker 2: The jackass was named Willy, government named Willy Make It.
Speaker 3: Now, Together the two brothers and their jackass, Willy Make It,
Speaker 3: they headed east. They walked all the way to New
Speaker 3: York City. There they touched the Atlantic Ocean. Then they
Speaker 3: flew across the Atlantic to Lisbon, Portugal. They had to
Speaker 3: leave the mule behind. Once they landed in Europe, they
Speaker 3: touched the Atlantic Ocean again and then continued east. But
Speaker 3: first they got themselves a new mule, a Portuguese pack mule,
Speaker 3: and they named him.
Speaker 2: Wait for it, will he make it too?
Speaker 3: As they wandered east, they the three then stopped in Monaco,
Speaker 3: where they met Princess Grace. According to the reports of
Speaker 3: their visit, the Princess loved their ass. She even accepted
Speaker 3: a gift from them, a lucky mule shoe. The Kuns brothers,
Speaker 3: that's their last name and their jackass. Will they make
Speaker 3: it too? Continued east in Venice, Italy, they were harangued
Speaker 3: by locals for bringing a mule into town, which was
Speaker 3: technically illegal, but they were there's no real rule about
Speaker 3: it because of all the craps in the canals.
Speaker 2: They said, don't do this anyway.
Speaker 3: The mayor gave them special permission where the brothers in
Speaker 3: Venice then ran into.
Speaker 2: Thor hired all the explorer Navigator.
Speaker 3: They had dinner with him after they continued east and
Speaker 3: they make it to Turkey and then they go into Iran.
Speaker 3: They continued east to Afghanistan. That's where tragedies struck. They
Speaker 3: had just crossed the land known as the Desert of
Speaker 3: Death and they were in the foothills of the Hindu
Speaker 3: Kush mountains when the bandits attacked the.
Speaker 2: Brothers and their mule.
Speaker 3: The bandits had read about the brothers who were collecting
Speaker 3: money for UNICEF, and they wanted that good UNISEF change,
Speaker 3: so they shot them. The one guy, Dave, was shot
Speaker 3: in the chest. His brother John also shot. He died
Speaker 3: from his gunshot wound there in the Kyber Pass. So
Speaker 3: Dave then flew back home to bury his brother. Four
Speaker 3: months later, he goes back to the exact spot that
Speaker 3: his brother was dead, where his brother died, and with
Speaker 3: his other brother Pete, they started up again. They then
Speaker 3: walked continuously from that exact point all the way to
Speaker 3: through the Kiber Pass, where the local tribal prints who
Speaker 3: had been reading about them in the local newspaper, he
Speaker 3: guaranteed their safety after that point. They were the first
Speaker 3: non Asians to walk through the Kyber Pass since Alexander
Speaker 3: the Great. The brothers crossed India during monsoon season, but
Speaker 3: they finally make it to the coast. At Calcutta, they
Speaker 3: touched the Indian Ocean. Then they flew to Perth, Australia,
Speaker 3: where they again touched the Indian Ocean. Pete the Crazy.
Speaker 2: Had to fly back to the US.
Speaker 3: So Dave alone now walks across Australia from basically the
Speaker 3: red side to the wet side. He would walk all
Speaker 3: the way across the great Red Desert of Australia by himself.
Speaker 3: That's what we call a fool's mission in America or
Speaker 3: they call a dead man's walk in Australia. Anyway, Australia
Speaker 3: wouldn't let his mule will he make it too into
Speaker 3: the country for fear of diseases, So Dave would have
Speaker 3: to drag his supply wagon himself. There's no way anyone
Speaker 3: thought he could do it. Luckily, a schoolteacher named Jenny Samuel,
Speaker 3: a young lassie with some time on her hands. She
Speaker 3: offered to drive her car in low gear and tow
Speaker 3: his wagon across the Australian outback. The two then just
Speaker 3: sat there while he walked next to his car, her driving,
Speaker 3: and they chatted all the way across Australia. Of course,
Speaker 3: they fell in love. When Dave and Jenny finally reached Sidney,
Speaker 3: he kissed her goodbye. They parted ways. He touched the
Speaker 3: Pacific Ocean. He then flew to la where he touched
Speaker 3: the Pacific Ocean again, and then from Newport Beach walked
Speaker 3: all the way across the Western United States. They finally
Speaker 3: arrived back in Wasika, Minnesota, on October fifth, nineteen seventy four,
Speaker 3: four years, three months and sixteen days.
Speaker 2: After he originally left.
Speaker 3: He crossed four continents and set foot in thirteen countries.
Speaker 3: The Governor of Minnesota declared February twenty first to be
Speaker 3: coonst Brother's Day in celebration and memorial. He was officially
Speaker 3: independently confirmed to be the first person to ever walk
Speaker 3: around the Earth. I walked twenty million steps, he calculated.
Speaker 3: That's an average of thirty one steps per one hundred feet.
Speaker 3: He wore out, and I quote, I wore out twenty
Speaker 3: one pairs of shoes. But I proved something to myself.
Speaker 3: If a human being makes up his mind, is determined,
Speaker 3: sets goals, he can walk around the world. He can
Speaker 3: also meet a pretty lastee in Australia and find love.
Speaker 3: Because he did, he found Jenny. They stayed together for
Speaker 3: a year. The couple flew back to the US, where
Speaker 3: they married, and they are still together to this very
Speaker 3: day and they live in Orange Cave Cotes.
Speaker 2: Give it up.
Speaker 7: It feels a little try hard to me.
Speaker 5: It's like, I'm gonna stay at this guy standing in
Speaker 5: this right now. Rewind your podcast. Listen, listen to me.
Speaker 5: Rewind your podcast previously on ridiculous history.
Speaker 2: That's the type of vein we're talking about.
Speaker 5: So keep thinking America or something. I don't know.
Speaker 7: All right, somebody America or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: There's somebody who look America or something.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I suddenly said something like, is someone who walks around
Speaker 10: a whole bunch And I didn't say it loudly enough
Speaker 10: and stick to my gun.
Speaker 7: There's like, you gotta just scream into this.
Speaker 5: I'm well aware screaming over y'all for a minute.
Speaker 7: The game part of it is really just an excuse.
Speaker 7: Uh you know, for the history part.
Speaker 5: We're all winning journey.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I could I could tell it was
Speaker 6: very competitive by how you immediately switched sides and did
Speaker 6: your best to help.
Speaker 5: Us, Sarah, Yeah, doesn't this doesn't this just tie us up? Though, y'all,
Speaker 5: we are tied.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: Three and a half, two and a half. Ridiculous crime
Speaker 5: has gotten two points. We've gotten zero.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, I'm saying from last the carryovers, we
Speaker 9: didn't guess the flex.
Speaker 5: They didn't guess the flex, but we well we didn't
Speaker 5: get this one.
Speaker 11: That's right, that's oh, you're correct, Yeah, yeah, they've gotten
Speaker 11: We just hold ahead.
Speaker 10: They got to they got a point for getting Louis
Speaker 10: the fourteenth, and they got a point for us not
Speaker 10: guessing their flex.
Speaker 7: You get a point for not I'm sorry, that's the part. Okay, great, well.
Speaker 5: Three and a half, two and a half, ridiculous crime
Speaker 5: is in the lead with only one more round.
Speaker 11: It's me it's a little early for horse race polling.
Speaker 11: Let's not focus on the exact numbers.
Speaker 5: And the countdown blasting or the knockoff I found in library.
Speaker 7: So no pressure, no pressure, Max.
Speaker 6: We're gonna pause for a word from our sponsors, and
Speaker 6: if we come back with you in the hot seat,
Speaker 6: please be as unhelpful.
Speaker 7: As possible with questions.
Speaker 5: Always them.
Speaker 6: And we've returned for the final round of this collaboration
Speaker 6: just to take a moment and look back, folks.
Speaker 7: No matter what happens, I hope we get to hang
Speaker 7: out on air again.
Speaker 9: And I'm really this is ongoing as as as we're available,
Speaker 9: and for funzies.
Speaker 7: I think this is great and it's a fun thing
Speaker 7: to do every now and then.
Speaker 9: I think it's like one of the coolest collaborations we've
Speaker 9: ever done on any show that we've been a part of,
Speaker 9: because it feels very I don't know, it's just.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, super fun. It's definitely traveling Willerberry's that's the supergroup.
Speaker 1: It makes me want to come and like crash one
Speaker 1: of your episodes sometimes.
Speaker 7: On the table, kicking the door and open with a
Speaker 7: strong actually.
Speaker 1: I love well.
Speaker 5: Actually, back when I was at university.
Speaker 6: Back what I was yeah, uh, and back when we
Speaker 6: were back when we were wondering how this game would go.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 6: We we learned a lot about historical figures that were,
Speaker 6: at least on the history side, very new to us.
Speaker 6: And so now we go to our last last round
Speaker 6: of the game. For now super producer mister Max Williams.
Speaker 6: The floor is yours for questions.
Speaker 1: Let's begin, all right, saren start us off, all right.
Speaker 2: Is this person live today?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Hmm, I give up.
Speaker 7: Good job. Put one over all this like I know
Speaker 7: everyone alive? No one else.
Speaker 4: Big on the recency effect if they were in People magazine.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 9: Have you guys seen a billy billy on the street. Yeah,
Speaker 9: where he's like, name one woman.
Speaker 5: They can't do it.
Speaker 7: They can't do it.
Speaker 5: Name a woman, Name a woman.
Speaker 7: I can't do it. For a dollar, exactly, I find it.
Speaker 1: He's a treasure.
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 2: Billy on the street.
Speaker 1: He's not alive.
Speaker 5: I will not count.
Speaker 7: I will not count.
Speaker 10: I will count it the next time you asked me it, though,
Speaker 10: which I'm pretty stern you will do.
Speaker 1: Probably the password is Billy, let's see, Okay, not alive?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is this person from the United States?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 2: Is this person? Did this person identify as female?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Was this person born before nineteen hundred?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: The sausage fest continues.
Speaker 2: Could there did this person? Okay? How do you best
Speaker 2: put this?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Could there be a photograph of this person?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 5: Many like the phrase max max? Come on now, what.
Speaker 1: Didn't we simply have something last time? About? Were they
Speaker 1: alive before the invention of plastic?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, it didn't serve us. Well, we were confused by
Speaker 2: the States about back the light?
Speaker 1: Okay? Anyway, so there's there could be a photo?
Speaker 4: What about? Did this person commit a famous crime? I'm
Speaker 4: a crime that was well known? No, okay, not John Wilkes.
Speaker 5: Boo, darn it unless you count crimes of the heart.
Speaker 7: And I don't want to sound too leftist, but what
Speaker 7: is a crime? Be gay do crime? That's what I say.
Speaker 2: The was this person famous in their time?
Speaker 7: Very much so?
Speaker 3: Hmmm, very famous person in their time in the nineteenth
Speaker 3: century and established they were an American or not.
Speaker 1: An American man famous.
Speaker 2: Did this guy invent anything?
Speaker 5: If he did, it would have been something weird. He
Speaker 5: did not invent.
Speaker 1: Weird if he did, so that's it.
Speaker 5: I would not pull on that string. You're not going
Speaker 5: to go anyway, right.
Speaker 1: But if you're saying it would have been something weird,
Speaker 1: this isn't like some Panera person like Middle of the
Speaker 1: Road whatever.
Speaker 2: Verson's interesting.
Speaker 10: Yes, this is an interesting this person did important things
Speaker 10: about I just say that, folks.
Speaker 4: This is a private one. I'm thinking like a P. T.
Speaker 4: Barnum type.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I was going more Frederick Douglas only because he amount
Speaker 3: of photographs Okay, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Know on the amount of I mean a lot of
Speaker 2: people are photographs, but not then you know you have
Speaker 2: a lot of photographs, did you?
Speaker 1: Was there the clarification there were.
Speaker 2: A lot of photographs.
Speaker 5: There was a good good number of photographs.
Speaker 10: Was also, I will clarify a little bit more than
Speaker 10: there's also a good number of paintings of the.
Speaker 2: M M. Was he a political leader?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Was he an American president?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: Now that was going to see can you name all
Speaker 5: the American I can do? Because there's no looking this up.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you damn. Max Williams and.
Speaker 5: Ben Bolan and Ben Bolan we do this on the
Speaker 5: side is what we do for fun. Serious in me,
Speaker 5: you know just about how presidents we talked about. We
Speaker 5: talked about John Tyler.
Speaker 1: Recently Tyler Taylor used canoe the name presidents. But then,
Speaker 1: like I have a limited amount of storage space in
Speaker 1: my head and I feel like it got pushed out
Speaker 1: for dumb stuff like.
Speaker 7: You know, yeah, I would argue better stuff.
Speaker 5: It got ingrained in my brain at a p U
Speaker 5: s history and it just has never right.
Speaker 10: A p.
Speaker 5: I took and I never did it again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the neuro diversion in me just loves knowing list
Speaker 6: of things, car all the state capitals?
Speaker 2: Can you do it?
Speaker 7: At one point?
Speaker 1: At one point I could for other stuff?
Speaker 2: So sorry, question, did this president do anything with math?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: That's math?
Speaker 7: Very interesting because I.
Speaker 3: Think James Garfield invented a Pythagorean theorem forum formula.
Speaker 10: No, he did not math for and there was like
Speaker 10: twenty four forty or buss Like I mean, it's like,
Speaker 10: you know, the presidents are involved in the economy somewhat like.
Speaker 2: He didn't because that's kind of remarkable, mature mass.
Speaker 7: He balanced the budget with an advocates in It wasn't.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 5: Side note.
Speaker 10: We did an episode recently about how a guy in
Speaker 10: Indiana had divine intervention that told him that pie was
Speaker 10: three point two.
Speaker 7: Oh he was wrong, by the way, curious, very wrong.
Speaker 10: And it almost passed the Indiana State House. I used
Speaker 10: to go, like, thirty digits part of it.
Speaker 7: They're not so good at that pie out to thirty digits.
Speaker 4: Something like that. There was a high school, like you
Speaker 4: got extra credit if you could do it, so you know,
Speaker 4: we did.
Speaker 5: It flexes upon flexes flex.
Speaker 4: Episode historical too. It's like twenty years ago.
Speaker 10: When I was in New York recently. It was a
Speaker 10: real trendy hotel that was in and the blinds when
Speaker 10: you shot him had pie. It's like and there was like,
Speaker 10: you know, fifteen foot window, ten foot who however big?
Speaker 10: It was just pie the entire way.
Speaker 7: Oh really because you get pie delivered via rooms? Was
Speaker 7: it a pie themed hotel?
Speaker 5: And I help them down because I was on the
Speaker 5: twenty second floor, which you know, I don't like, how
Speaker 5: do you.
Speaker 2: Go back down and be like, can I have the
Speaker 2: square rod of two?
Speaker 8: Room.
Speaker 2: This is hes making.
Speaker 7: This is freaking me out, man. Too many decimal places.
Speaker 6: So, speaking of numbers, we're question eleven, a big break
Speaker 6: through question. Yeah, excellent president question.
Speaker 2: President so not not not known for math?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 2: Okay? So is this president after the Civil War?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh that helps?
Speaker 3: Okay, So we got like only a few, well but
Speaker 3: we only got born We know they were born before
Speaker 3: in grand.
Speaker 2: We only have a few.
Speaker 1: Wait, weren't you saying so they were alive to get
Speaker 1: their photo taken?
Speaker 10: Dead, died before the And just to clarify, we have
Speaker 10: not eliminated the eighteen and nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were.
Speaker 5: I only asked if they were born.
Speaker 10: Before nineteen hundred and as if we've learned anything about presidents,
Speaker 10: they often live a very long yeah, most of the time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's there's one is like, what is it?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 4: Who's one of the presidents?
Speaker 2: Is like Grant grandson or John Tyler nineties?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, has a living grandson? Last Sam? Is that the works?
Speaker 4: It's actually Stephen Tyler.
Speaker 5: I actually did think about doing John Tyler, but he
Speaker 5: was a terrible Yes.
Speaker 2: That was about just about to say, I'm glad you
Speaker 2: made that.
Speaker 4: Most presidents are turns out that era Kim Calhoun. There's
Speaker 4: a bunch of them.
Speaker 5: Calhoun was in president?
Speaker 2: What I say? Sorry, yes's right, I'm thinking of he's VP.
Speaker 5: Yes, he was a terrible VP, a terrible human. This
Speaker 5: is this is We're at twelve twelve?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Where twelfth?
Speaker 4: Yeah? How are we gonna knock off some president?
Speaker 7: I want to rephrase that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, great suggestion. I'm not doing so.
Speaker 7: Thanks for reading my blog, Dave. It's called a manifesto.
Speaker 7: It's geos.
Speaker 1: Like our website. Let's see, okay, president paragraph rap lyrics Again, Dave,
Speaker 1: got anything in terms.
Speaker 2: Of was he ever shot by an American?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: What about like beard? Would beard or no beard?
Speaker 2: Help?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of.
Speaker 5: Things that I like you all right?
Speaker 1: Did he have a beard? In the facial hair sense?
Speaker 5: This is going to be extended. He did not traditionally
Speaker 5: rock a beard, but he did.
Speaker 10: Almost always Actually, every photo and painting of him, he
Speaker 10: does have facial stash Man.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, sorry, is it Chesterday Arthur? It is not
Speaker 5: Chester A Arthur? Who had who had legendary the most
Speaker 5: legendary Yeah.
Speaker 7: Of course till fifteen?
Speaker 1: Is it Teddy Roosevelt?
Speaker 5: It is not Telly Roosevelt.
Speaker 4: Stash Men stash Man of the White Coffee table Book.
Speaker 1: He's going to go down to the water, my new calendar,
Speaker 1: My twenty twenty five calendar.
Speaker 12: Hot sashes, stashes, Oh when was Tom sell President?
Speaker 10: I just I just know some really good elimination questions
Speaker 10: that I'm not going to tell you that well obviously,
Speaker 10: and I'm not gonna screw anything.
Speaker 1: I know an answer.
Speaker 5: Really give it to you, Tom Selligan chips.
Speaker 9: No, it's magnif magn Eric a Strada short short Sean
Speaker 9: Ron Jeremy. I will say, it's tough to play, dude.
Speaker 9: It is the one time I tried to do it.
Speaker 9: My kid was still very young. I've always had a
Speaker 9: full beard, and I did it one time to go
Speaker 9: and throw with this band that I was in, and
Speaker 9: my kid distrusted me.
Speaker 7: For a year, like it like didn't recognize me.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 7: It was a traumatic thing. They still remember it to
Speaker 7: this day and they're fifteen.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 7: This is like when they were like six.
Speaker 3: Speaking of fifteen, whether we had fifteen or sixteen sixteen, Dave,
Speaker 3: you got a guest on a president and you want
Speaker 3: to throw on it from the eighteen I'm.
Speaker 11: Still I'm still trying to think of things that will
Speaker 11: help us eliminate. Like we could ask about, uh they
Speaker 11: sign any famous.
Speaker 7: Can I do it a hint?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just said, okay, okay, just to just quit
Speaker 6: pro quo because you know we were we had such
Speaker 6: lovely hints last nime. Maybe helpful, since we've said us presidents,
Speaker 6: may be helpful to think of things that distinguished those
Speaker 6: public figures, right, so we talked about must stashes.
Speaker 7: Maybe keep pulling threads.
Speaker 2: How about this case. I mean, it's only what I
Speaker 2: can think.
Speaker 5: Of his political party. He was a Republican?
Speaker 8: Was it?
Speaker 5: It was a compliment back then for me?
Speaker 2: Can I guess the flex?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess that he's the only person to be
Speaker 3: a president and a Supreme Court justice.
Speaker 5: Boom, you got it.
Speaker 9: Boo officially annihilated Team Ridiculous Issue.
Speaker 10: All right, So to jump in here, for anyone who's
Speaker 10: listening to Ridiculous History, they will know that William Howard
Speaker 10: Taft is often remarked as one of my favorite presidents.
Speaker 10: He did a lot of good stuff. The funniest thing
Speaker 10: I had like five flexes. You would have gotten any
Speaker 10: of them.
Speaker 9: You I would have kind of know you picked up
Speaker 9: that was obviously the most remarkable one.
Speaker 7: I mean he picked that right off. Well there's the
Speaker 7: getting stuck in a bathtub.
Speaker 5: That's fake.
Speaker 10: He did not get say, but he looked at the
Speaker 10: bathtub and he liked taking baths. He looked at the
Speaker 10: bathtub and he said, let's get a or one.
Speaker 6: And I think that that is an amazing point for
Speaker 6: us to speak your points. Uh, guys, congratulations to ridiculous
Speaker 6: Elizabeth Zar and Dave. Do you do you have any
Speaker 6: thank you speeches to your adoring fans before you learn
Speaker 6: your prize?
Speaker 7: I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys that for you know,
Speaker 1: coming together and giving me something absolutely fun and escapist
Speaker 1: and silly on a day when you know we don't
Speaker 1: always get those kind of things.
Speaker 7: I feel this.
Speaker 9: We feel the same way about y'all. I really we
Speaker 9: do have to kind of make this a rolling things.
Speaker 7: So that we can clar our way back out of
Speaker 7: this pit of that is being the losers of a
Speaker 7: ridiculous twenty question.
Speaker 1: That's that's my challenge to to you guys is come
Speaker 1: up with another game. You do a different games, different games,
Speaker 1: and then we can or next time.
Speaker 5: We will only do animals. We will only do animals.
Speaker 1: You're saying you want me to win again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna say it's too much, because Elizabeth
Speaker 6: knows every living person.
Speaker 1: And living I can't name the president, but she guessed half.
Speaker 7: Very well done.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 6: The guy was notably an animal of state craft, right,
Speaker 6: and we're thankful, I guess for as ye right, I'm
Speaker 6: really knowing it today. I'm actually not that bad at
Speaker 6: these so I'm gonna I'm gonna point that out in all.
Speaker 7: But we do have a prize for you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: prize because to the victors go the spoils. We earlier
Speaker 7: mentioned our drawing room, So as the winners of this
Speaker 7: great collaboration, you, the the rulers of the rude Dudes,
Speaker 7: can tell us what kind of drawing you would like
Speaker 7: for us to make for you, and we will make
Speaker 7: it and we will send it to you. It's not
Speaker 7: the best of prizes.
Speaker 5: But we do have a budget, so I'm gonna stay
Speaker 5: taft like A like A, like A.
Speaker 7: It's up to you.
Speaker 1: I think a drawing of our show mascot, which is
Speaker 1: a dog, generally a Golden Retriever wearing sunglasses that's that's
Speaker 1: top optional, that's the ultimate.
Speaker 2: Root party mode.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, uh.
Speaker 5: No, no, the question.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a gorgeous portrait of Taft
Speaker 1: and you want to.
Speaker 9: Know, how about we do Taft as dog wearing sunglass
Speaker 9: with mustache.
Speaker 6: But what you guys, that's a great idea. What you
Speaker 6: guys saw me typing was internal note to myself, which
Speaker 6: was like, how sexy you shout the retriever.
Speaker 5: You should have a bit of a cam hither vibe,
Speaker 5: but not trying too hard.
Speaker 2: Thirsty whatever dog has Taft on a leash.
Speaker 5: Making him sniff the glove like it's a fine line.
Speaker 1: GPT.
Speaker 5: Right now, we don't need chet GPT.
Speaker 2: We have.
Speaker 7: It's called imagination.
Speaker 6: I'm typing it for and actually a doc ad open
Speaker 6: for notes on another show.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna leave it later. No, you can't tell
Speaker 7: our buddy that I never would I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, you know what happened is oh nice?
Speaker 2: How was that? Elizabeth producing?
Speaker 5: We won?
Speaker 1: We won, and that was a lot of fun, especially
Speaker 1: because we won.
Speaker 2: I didn't really think, honestly, I didn't think we were
Speaker 2: going to win.
Speaker 5: I thought it was die. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: It's fun because we won and because those guys are cool,
Speaker 1: but it was also they made.
Speaker 3: It a lot of fun to beat them. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: it was really it was like way to go, man.
Speaker 3: It was the journey and the destination really was the
Speaker 3: winner's podium. Anyway, there you go. That's all we got
Speaker 3: for you for this episode. So as always, uh, you know,
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