WEBVTT - Episode 104: Thank You Elon 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.720 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.960 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.520 Bad Larry. I think he's joining us right now. 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:34.760 Hi Larry, Hello Dan, How you doing? Hello guys? 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.760 Good? Good? How you feeling. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:40.199 Looking for a win? 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:44.200 All that's right? You lost ten units last week? You're 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:48.400 down down, You're down to minus twenty. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:55.000 Yeah, one game to go, one big game to go down. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.520 Okay, can't wait to see how you load up on that. 0:00:57.800 --> 0:01:01.160 I would like to propose, Larry, for your sake, I 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:03.320 know we usually I think in the past we've just 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:07.200 for sportsmanship. Captain bets at five units. I like the proposal. 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:09.520 Larry can put as many units as he wants on 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:12.280 a Super Bowl bet for one last swing at trying 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:13.119 to recoup it. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.480 And we'll book that bet. 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.360 Okay, I might I might think I don't like that 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.760 I think we stay at five units. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.800 By the way, we were talking prior to the start 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:30.400 of Dan Patrick takes agamble on the relationship with Travis 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.520 Kelce and Taylor Swift that it's real. That Shay and 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.080 Irving's roommate says that it's one of the great love 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:38.039 stories of all time. 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.679 So she'll testify to it, Danny anytime, anytime the NFL 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.480 is on or it's She was in Mexico last week 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.680 to get away from me and I had to text 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.800 her when the Chiefs game was on and that Travis 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.960 Kelsey just scored a touchdown or like all this shit, 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.040 because she was like, this is you know, this is 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.120 a godsend. Taylor's in love, She's going to have babies, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:01:59.960 They're going to be in the NFL. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.280 Did you shake up the fucking beer before you gave 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.040 it to me? Here got foam mirror? What are we doing? 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.720 Yeah, Tyler told me to do it. No, I I 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.040 just grabbed it for you and. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.760 Okay, sorry it ended up on your computer everywhere. 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:14.480 Yeah, I got it. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.200 Yeah, but I ye know, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.280 it's real. They're in love. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.680 You know what I was thinking about Danny. You remember 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:26.799 when Jessica Simpson and Tony Romoy were You remember that, Yeah, 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:31.079 they went to Mexico exactly. Not just that, but every 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.880 time she showed up in the box, Dallas media and 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:38.559 for the most part, Pro Football Talk and other national bloggers, 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:44.079 we're talking about how distracted Romo is because of you know, well, 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.680 her body wasn't her personality. It was definitely her body. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.520 She was the chicken of the seed. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.880 She was Taylor Swift before Taylor Swift. 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:51.919 She was actually big. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:54.320 Yeah they were, but. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.720 That she wasn't on the level of Taylor's. No, of 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:00.240 course not. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.400 But there was a huge media frenzy about a woman 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:09.560 being in the box. Hold on being in a private's 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:14.160 sweet private box. Hey uh, there was a whole media 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.000 frenzy about it. Now everybody's talking about Taylor Swift getting 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.840 shown too much in the She. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:19.840 Not her fault. 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:24.240 No, I'm just saying anytime anytime a blonde shows up 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.000 at a game with the boyfriend playing, there is going 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:28.359 to be a frenzy. That's the way. 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:32.200 Romo played cowboy quarterback for the Cowboys, and it was 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:35.680 his bye week before a play. That's why it was. 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.880 A big you know, I called in that week. I 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:38.560 know I called it. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:40.560 She more the time. 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:41.800 That's the time. I think that may be the time 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.520 you suspended me from calling in our language. No, it 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.520 was because I was questioning, well. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:49.480 Do we need to do? 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:51.080 We did? 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.960 Yeah, but you've been suspended a couple of times, a 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:57.600 couple of times from the show language and then questioning 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.040 your journalistic integrity, which I regret. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.720 Yes, which was worth which was more offensive. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.400 The journalistic categorty. But that was a Josh Hamilton episode. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.800 That was different. That was different. He had a game 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.760 that day, Danny, and you asked about him killing a man. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:11.880 It was not fair to the Texas Rangers for you 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:13.520 to bring up the fact that he killed a man. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:14.920 Should they have a game? 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.360 Should he talk about his drug use? 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.680 Yeah, let's talk about banging heroin to do whatever you 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:19.000 gotta do. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:19.880 But killing a man? 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.520 Good lord, Well, there are times when you got to 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.039 ask the question that you may not win. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:28.880 They were playing the Detroit Tigers. They lost that game. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.360 It was a bad day for me anyway, I guess 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.600 expect that's why I started Twitter that day. That day, 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.320 I literally started my Twitter account that day, and my 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:41.280 bio says, so censorship forced. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:45.359 Me on Twitter, where there is no censorship. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:45.960 Not anymore. Thank you Elon. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.800 Yeah, okay, shake and live in peace. 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:54.280 Okay, let me recap here. Dylan lost three units, Your 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.760 down minus three, Shay lost two units, Your down minus six, 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:01.960 bat Larry lost ten units, and you're down minus twenty damn. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.839 By the way, it's February. Happy February to Marvin. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.080 Yeah, Mark, I'll get it. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.760 You get a leap here This year called twenty nine Days. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.440 Black Voices celebrating Black Voice. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.880 We're celebrating, but I just love the emails I'm getting 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:21.159 from big time corporations. Yeah, we're celebrating Black Voices in March. First, 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:25.760 we're going back to hell Teller ooh Harriot, who come on? 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:30.480 I am picture day. Ray's Lions lost in heartbreaking fashion, 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.400 and uh that was bad. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.400 Yeah, I'm still kind of not over it. Ben Johnson though, 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.320 and Aaron Glenn coming back, so I'm a little excited, 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:41.839 but I don't know if I can get excited for 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.680 next year. I'm still depressed. 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.640 Do you think Ben Johnson was actually just like, I 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.840 want fifty million dollars and everyone was like no, And 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:51.320 then that's why he's stuck around. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.400 No, to be fair, getting paid like six hundred grand 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.080 in Detroit, you might as well be a sultan. So yeah, 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.400 getting fifty million in a major measure pob the Maria 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:01.560 with running. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.520 Water, that's seven billion dollars. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.520 Let me see. So uh shaye? And Irving is gonna 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.000 go to Vegas next week. Dylan will be out there bad. 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.320 Larry is not going to be able to go, but 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.720 we will still do the Gambling podcast next Thursday from 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:20.960 the Fountain Blue Hotel. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.000 Is it going to be on like the stage that 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:24.680 you do the actual show from? 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:26.520 Do you not want to do it there? 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:30.000 I'm just asking nanny. It's like, there's gonna be people around, 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:31.800 and we won't. 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:32.360 I don't care. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:33.760 I'm fine, we won't. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.200 I don't think we'll have an audience there. They'll be 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:40.400 gone by then. Yeah. Wait, why do you give me 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:41.359 that scrunchy face? 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.720 If I was showing up for the Damn Patrick Show 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.440 live taping in Vegas and the show ended, I would 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.800 not leave. I would just hang out and drink. So 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.039 I know, but not everybody's like you. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.479 I get that. There's a lot of things you would 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.039 do that nobody else is gonna do. Fair I'm just saying, 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:02.000 like you could hang out. Are you saying if they 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:05.000 know you're there, you're gonna draw a crowd? I think 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:05.240 is what? 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.680 You not draw a crowd? I think somebody might show 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:10.560 up and be like, hey, remember me, motherfucker? You know, oh, 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:11.600 somebody from your past? 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.120 Exactly, Danny. That's the only reason I'm private. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.360 It ain't because you know, I'm worried about the way 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.160 I look. It is because I'm worried about the people 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:19.720 I knew. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:21.320 Okay, are you on the limb? 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:22.560 What were doing? 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:26.240 I did a lot of dirt, Marvin, a lot of dirt. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:30.800 Damn Well, we're not bringing that up because your wife listens. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.800 To tune into the Shaane every podcast you want to 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.680 hear a story's time with Uncle Shay. We're not doing 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:36.440 that here, no, sir. 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.240 Oh so you do it on that podcast, but now 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.080 you don't do it on this one, because your wife's 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.160 friends list listen to this podcast. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:47.280 So my wife's friend's husband's listen to my podcast, which 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.920 I'll talk about everything, but my wife's yoga friends listen 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:52.560 to this podcast to tell her. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:53.480 Did you hear what she said? 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:54.480 What the fuck up? I got him? 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:55.640 I got they do that. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.840 Okay, well theoretically now they could listen. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.760 They're all mad at you, Danny because I'm an enabler. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:02.720 You're an enabler, and you won't come over for dinner. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.640 There's a lot of things they're upset about. Danny. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.360 I promise you all come to dinner. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:09.320 She's making Scarpiello this week. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:12.840 But I have to know that I'm not walking into 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:13.360 a trap. 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:13.760 You're not. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.640 No, we're good now. Everything's good, I know, but it's weak. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:21.360 It's day to day. So I could agree. But I 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:25.480 love Danny, I know, but I I mean, I could say, 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.760 yet four o'clock, I'm coming over for dinner at six, 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.520 and get there at six and there's already you know 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:31.320 there's trouble. 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:32.280 Yeah. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.240 Yeah, we worked through it together, all of us. You 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:35.839 mean takes a village, Danny. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.520 I would just shoved spontaneously and if you see red 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:43.719 and blue lights hit the bricks, otherwise you're recapping. 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:51.720 There's not much to recap because you guys, basically, Larry, 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:52.559 is that a seal? 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:53.920 No? 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:55.320 No, I'm just getting in my car. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:03.120 That's it like a caprice? 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:08.200 That can you Larry open that door again or close 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:08.800 that door again? 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:09.120 Let me. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.480 It sounded like a seal. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:22.600 I like that. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:29.520 Okay, So recapping, Uh, Dylan took a lot of chances. Uh, 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:35.000 Shay still has Christian McCaffery Super Bowl MVP that's still alive. Uh, 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:38.680 let's see bad Larry missed. He missed them all. Four 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.600 units on the Ravens, four units on the Niners, Mintus 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:46.880 seven and a two units six point teaser and lost 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.280 them all. That leads us to this week. Dylan will 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:54.000 start with you since you're sort of the leader right now. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.880 Kind of Yeah, all right, Dan at and t pro 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.000 am at Pebble Beach. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.320 Yeah, okay, And once again the football bets will be 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:05.600 next Thursday when we're in Vegas. Yes, just to let 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:08.680 people know that these are some bets. Were doing golf 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:09.920 and basketball. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.880 Golf, basketball, whatever your flavor is. 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:12.360 Okay. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:17.720 So my guy Justin Thomas to win plus two thousand. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:20.800 He's back, He said so himself. He had a very 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.880 rocky last season, okay, and I bet on him every week. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:30.280 And then Ludwig Aberg top ten plus two sixty, my cousin, 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:34.679 I know you guys man fought together at one point. 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:39.280 He went to Oklahoma State and he is a beast. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.480 He's already won once on tour. He's a rookie. 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.000 No, he's very tal Yeah, very good. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:48.079 Nice swing, Yeah, thank you? And college basketball Uey pooey 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.920 money line against Green Bay and a half point Dogs 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.520 plus six fifty and I believe that game actually just 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:55.400 started now. 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.080 Is this Wisconsin green Bay? 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:57.800 Yes? 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:03.800 Okay, that's where Tony Bennett played. Yes, who's Virginia's head coach? Okay, okay, 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:08.040 So I U p u y against Wisconsin green Bay 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:09.400 and you're getting thirteen and a half. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:10.199 I'm taking the money. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:11.240 Oh you're taking the money line? 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:11.520 Yeah? 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:12.199 Oh my six? 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:14.120 Okay, all right? What else do you have? 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.120 I think it's my second college basketball bet of the season. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.040 And then I'm going stone Hill plus ten against Sacred 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:23.120 Heart Dan. As you know, we have to deal with 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.400 a lot of Sacred Heart affiliates and alumni around here. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.120 Yeah. So Pauli, the producer, Mario and Picture de ray 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:34.679 all went to Sacred Heart Yeah yeah yeah, and Rob Or, 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.280 a resident Jets Knicks fan. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:38.280 Yeah, and lunatic Ross. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.840 I know, I know. All right, So you have Stony 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.920 Hill plus ten? All right, Shay, what do you have 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:43.160 for me? 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:43.640 Hook them? 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:45.920 Hook them? Hook them all the way down. Danny at 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.080 Pebble Beach, we got speath to win the whole thing 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.600 plus sixteen hundred plus top ten, I got them plus 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.840 one eighty home of there two plus one seventy five. 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.360 Then I got I'm laying two my I don't know 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:02.280 my first two unit bet and months to be in 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:06.200 the top twenty minus one forty. Nick Taylor top twenty 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:11.440 plus three hundred and speak to beat Godzilla plus one twenty. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:16.439 Colin Morikawa is Gonzillan. Yeah, Danny, what do you mean 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:17.839 that's everybody calls him that. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:18.840 He's from California? 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:23.880 Actually anything else? Yeah? 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:27.040 College basketball got Scani laying the one. I had him 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.280 at point five, and they're laying the one against Nebraska. 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:35.040 Oakland plus nine and a half against Robert Morris. It's 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.400 a Horizon League, baby, Oh yeah it is. Hey, you 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.800 gotta bet? Yeah. And then South Dakota plus two and 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.920 a half against the Northern Dakotans. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:46.560 Yes, Ray, you. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:49.280 Got Scottie Shuffler versus Roy Shit. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:52.880 Yeah, Rory that fucking bum. I fucking hate Rory. Why 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:56.880 the Masters that year he was wired a wire until 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.480 fucking Sunday. Yeah, the first shot off the tee he 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.440 hit it to like, no offense, Marvin, one of the 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:08.920 slave master's cabins. You ship, Yeah, he did got where 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:09.480 I got. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:10.760 Never forget. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.040 I'm just saying I remember this. I remember this. I 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:14.800 had him fifty to one. I had him fifty to one, 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.559 and he was the leader every day all day. And 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.320 I called my old man and I was like, hey man, 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.959 I got Rory. You know, fifty to one. This is 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.400 going to be a sweet pay day. And he said, 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:25.959 nobody goes wired to wire the master. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:27.920 Is that how your dad sound up a bit? 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:29.920 You're not wrong, That's what I'm talking about. Gambling. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.760 Yeah, yeah, yes, Marvin, I don't take offense to that. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:34.920 My great great great grandfather Mike. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:35.320 Yeah. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:38.199 But anytime I go down South and there's just a 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:42.800 large house and a bunch of land, like I went 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.080 to Charlotte and I was like. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:45.480 We did. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.280 A big house in the South is still referred to 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:48.600 as a plantation. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.640 Right, And they're like they have like tours, like why 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:51.240 do you want to go? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.119 Yeah, you want to go to the Holocaust? 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:55.080 Like you tell you like. 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:57.920 Do you want to go to one of the showers? 0:13:58.280 --> 0:13:59.400 Like why would I want to go to one? 0:13:59.400 --> 0:13:59.959 Of the plantations. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.080 Yeah, I have an idea of what happened here. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:05.040 I think I'm good, right, Like the fact that I'm here, 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.720 like me physically, like is a miracle. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:10.679 Oh oh, you guys survived this? 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:14.360 Yeah, well not may pretty standards for me to be here, 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.000 but you know, my people just kept on winning. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.560 That's wow. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:21.440 Maybe a couple l's in there. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.520 There's a lot of Oh, Larry, did I get to you? 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:27.200 Yeah? 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:32.040 Oh, okay, I'm bad. I'm bad. Okay, here's bad Larry's 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:32.960 bets for this week. 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:37.240 I just sent him in last night. Just Jordan's space 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:44.880 to win it. Whatever the name is, top ten and 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:49.360 top twenty for Jordan's Okay, that's it. Okay, my football picks, 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.040 but I'm not putting them in yet. No, I don't 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:52.280 want you guys all jumping on him. 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:57.120 And that's exactly what they're going to do. 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:58.400 That's committing. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.440 Early and off and Dan I already got him in. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.520 So there are prop bets. There's the uh, what will 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:10.680 the gatorade color be? Yes, my favorite gatorade history I 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:15.080 have that in case you're wondering. It was purple last 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:20.200 year and then blue, blue, orange, blue, yellow, none. When 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.760 the Patriots beat the Falcons. 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:23.880 Bet that's a nice payday. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:27.560 Yeah, there was none when the Ravens beat the Niners 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:32.880 back in twenty thirteen. Here's one for you, will. Travis 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:36.120 Kelsey proposed to Taylor Swift on the field. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:40.320 Got into a fight with a roommate about this last night. Yeah. Absolutely, 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:42.920 I said, there's no chance he's doing it. That's weird 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:43.600 and contrived. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.680 It's like proposing it. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:46.920 Yes, yes, thank you. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.960 And if they lose what he still come on. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:51.120 It's fucking weird. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:51.520 Man. 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.720 Also, Taylor Swift's not getting proposed to at a sporting event. 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:56.720 She might do the proposing to be fair. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.240 Yeah, and it's not going to be in a football game. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:04.120 I don't think Uh yeah, I wouldn't think. So. 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.040 They're getting married, though, I want to bet on that. 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.040 I want to over under on when she starts getting 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:13.720 pregnant and over under on when they give birth. I 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.040 think it'll be a shortened pregnancy. She works too much, 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:20.800 and I want odds on twins because I think there's 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.520 going to be some help there from the medical society. Okay, 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.400 she's thirty four dating, she might need some help. 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.640 Okay, Hey, my mom had me at thirty five, I 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:29.480 turned out perfect. 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:32.560 Yes, Ray. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.760 So as of right now, what I'm seeing is will 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:40.600 Taylor Swift, Mary Kelsey plus nine to twenty Yes, hit that, 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:42.120 hit that two thousand. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.560 No, I'll take plus nine twenty for a unit right now? 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:47.840 Is their divorce odds? If they do, they're really for that? 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.360 Come on, anti American? 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.440 Want you root for such community? 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:55.880 I think people who are all bent out of shape 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.600 about like her being on TV are losers. 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.440 But I mean, if the Chiefs win and she's on 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:03.960 the field after the game, like people are gonna go out, 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:06.640 might as well be the American flag, Like, I don't 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:07.960 get it. He is America. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:11.720 There's a very plausible theory, I guess circulating that she's 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:16.000 a psyop designed to there we go Gardner election results. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:18.960 Larry, do you care about Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift? 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.800 I'm not really. There's no chance he's proposing the super Bowl, 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.639 No way, zero chance. It's too early for. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:28.280 Four months, it's not too early. 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:31.560 It's not too early. Have kids get married, do it now? 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.720 It's worth a billion. Maybe it's not too early, but yeah, 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:37.880 no way, dude. My parents got married after six weeks 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.400 of courtship. That's it. That's all. It took four kids later. 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:41.560 Here I am. You're welcome. 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:42.680 Are they still together? 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:44.560 Hell? Yeah they are. It's like forty something years. 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:46.000 But are they in love? 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:46.240 No? 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:49.960 I would have thought you would have busted up that 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:50.800 at some point. 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:52.960 If any kid was going to break it up. It 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:56.040 was definitely me challenging one. Is it me? 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:56.440 Yes? 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:59.480 It was you, But Marv, But are your parents in 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:00.640 like shap Yeah? 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:03.800 Oh yeah, my mom knows how to cook like is. 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:06.200 Way more important. I keep telling people like, oh, do 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:08.760 you do you love them? Just shut up? Do you 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:09.480 like them? 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.840 Yeah? It's so simple. Just have a maternal industry instinct, 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:15.560 know how to cook, and that's it, and you're stayed 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:16.160