WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - What Did You Do Over Vacay? 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:02.680 All right, Andrew just says, go hi, but wait, I 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.160 don't know. We're still from the thing man. We don't 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:11.240 need it. Yeah, let's just play something. Okay, it is 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:13.600 time for ball chat. Welcome. Let's get rid of these. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:15.400 I might want something. You want these? 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.720 Yeah, Like that's only three like two weeks. That's going 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:19.239 to be a tease. Nobody knows what's in here. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.680 Well that's on a later episode. By no, it isn't. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.360 Oh yes it is later. Do you understand the concept 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.960 I don't understand any concepts. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:30.479 Yeah, oh my god, I eat way too much. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.360 And all those bagels that were here this morning. How 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.000 many bagels did you have? I had a bagel and 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:35.880 a half. Are you carbo loading for your run? I 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:39.480 just oh, yes, I'm running this weekend. Where are you running? 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.040 I'm doing a five k in East Hampton. Nice, that's fun, 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.120 it is I've never run that far away before. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:49.280 It's far what you suely? I just do close ones Hey, 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:52.600 east Hampton's it's an hour away from me. Like you think, oh, Jeff, 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:56.720 Long Island, But Long Island, hello, the name it's long 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.520 Like it's a lot of miles from from east too. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.040 So this one's all the way out. Yeah, it's crazy, 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:06.479 it is. So I've been training. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:11.040 I went to the Connecticut over break the Connecticut. Yeah, 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.880 I went to New Haven. Let me tell you something. 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:18.000 That drive is torture. It was two and a half hours. 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.560 You're on that two lane highway the whole way. The 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:23.640 minute there's traffic, which there always is. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:24.559 You're just stuck. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.080 I know, I know all about traffic, dude. Yeah, it's 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.720 my life traffic to your life, brou it is. Wow, 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:32.880 how many years of my life I've wasted in traffic? 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.600 Yeah, that's miserable. How do I get a body like that? 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.039 What Tommy Dario's in there? Man? That's just that's not 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.800 fair at all? Is that what you want your body 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.080 to look like? I want to be ripped? You want 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.360 to be ripped or just a little bit less fat? 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.200 You're I feel like you're strong. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.720 First of all, you could murder me with one hand. Yeah, 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.800 you're exceptionally strong, though. Yeah, I like you're you're not 0:01:57.000 --> 0:02:01.400 normal strong. Yeah, I'm just like, eh, you know, yeah, 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.000 I could take down like a chicken or something. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.240 I don't know. Why was your go to a chicken? 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.360 I was thinking of farm That's what's on the farm 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.680 of course. Okay, so let's ask the question, Scott, how 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.000 was your weekend at the farm? We're talking about were 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:19.239 talking about what we're talking about. We're talking about running. Yeah, strength, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.680 that's right. Okay. I'll never do a ten k again. Okay, 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:24.880 I will do five ks only, maybe a six or seven, 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.480 but never ten. I've never seen a six or seven k. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.960 I actually saw a six oh yeah, and this maybe 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.720 it was six miles. I'm not doing that. Okay, six 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.519 miles is ten k pretty much. Yeah. I like doing 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:37.920 these little runs. I think it's fun. 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:41.560 It is nice, you know, good music in that's the thing. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:43.959 Like the very first one I did, my AirPods wouldn't connect. 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.960 You know, I don't know technology and all, and so 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.320 I just I was thrown off. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:49.799 I couldn't do it. I got stung by a beat. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.840 It was terrible. It was just it was bad. 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.480 You can't run without headphones. I don't get people that do. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.840 Like more power to you. You're really in your thoughts. 0:02:58.000 --> 0:02:59.720 But I need to run to like the beat, which 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.240 is why I've been liking my cycle classes so much 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:05.080 in the peloton, because it's like you're doing it to 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:05.480 the beat. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.160 Yeah, I got a nice joy I got a nice 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.800 angry nineties alternative playlist, and that's where just keep me 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.680 going cool. You know, peaches come in a can. Yeah, alternative, bro, 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:19.079 it has to be. Yeah. Do you play Nirvana too angry? 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:22.000 I don't like Nirvana too angry? Never did too angry. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.200 I like when the singer makes fart jokes and your 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:29.680 mom she farts in the bit sounds like again, that's 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:30.839 more your type of edge. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:31.480 I love it. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:35.400 Yeah, you like those type of lyrics. Yeah yeah, not 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:38.760 like take down the system, let's fight things. Yours is 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:44.360 more like Peter Thompson. You smell like a dooty dooty 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:45.520 dooty duty. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:46.520 I hate that word. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.839 Meanwhile, you and the nineties were like, yeah, I hate 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.200 that word. Okay, you know then this will come on? 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.800 Yeah yeah, I'll start rolling. I'm just running, rolling like 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:02.200 the wind, Roland, run like the wind. Okay, yep, Oh, 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:08.440 my allergies have been on like bad lately, and. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.480 It was really weird. As I'm nearing the end of 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:16.120 the race, always that song It's all downhill from here 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.520 will come on. I'm like, yeah, what perfect timing for sure? 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.279 Yeah, who's saying that new fat nut was that Yeah, 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.000 new fong glory, very good. Thank you, Thank you man, 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.120 you are meaty, thank you. Yeah that's my arm. 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:27.560 Wow. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.159 Yeah, that's from on the bike. When you're on the peloton, 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:31.080 you gotta hum. 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.440 That's when you're like beating people up. No, I don't 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.279 beat people up. You could, I could, but I choose 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:37.520 not to. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.880 Would you change the subject to I don't remember you 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:41.360 changed the subjects on your own. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.039 No I didn't. I didn't change it. Yes you did. 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:45.960 You were talking about chickens and I could take them 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:49.000 on a farm. So then I said, okay, Scott, what 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.279 how was your farm trip? 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:54.400 It was great? Cool you sent me pictures of you 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.200 sitting on a tractor because you're being a jerk to me, Man, 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.200 this is a life that I enjoy. Yourse, what does 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:00.480 that mean? 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.720 Stop using millennial therapy words. It's not a therapy word. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:07.920 It is. It's cosplaying. What cosplaying? You're dressing up and 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.479 you're like, yeah, I didn't dress up. I was wearing 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.599 a sweatshirt and jeans on it. I was sitting on 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.240 a tractor planting trees. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:20.760 But the way you're sitting on the tractor planting trees, yeah, please, yes, please, please. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:24.159 What do you mean? Please? Alright, you'll see you know 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.000 what am I gonna say? When you want a Christmas tree, 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:26.599 you can't have it. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.600 I don't like the real Christmas trees. I'm afraid they 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:30.400 all have bugs in them. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:34.960 No, not these. How do you know? Because I planted it. Yeah, 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:38.400 that means I'm definitely going to be some bugs in there. Whatever. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.960 If you told me, like the professional farm or planted it, 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:42.240 I'd be like, oh, okay. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.919 It is professional. It's a Christmas tree farm. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:48.320 Yeah, you keep saying that. But like, I don't know 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:50.520 if there's bugs on the tree, and they're so flammable 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:51.920 so when. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.960 They're dead, I don't know. They just scare me whatever, 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:56.400 because I've seen videos. 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.880 There's videos of everything everywhere at once. Yeah, Like my 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.919 dad bought my daughter the scooter thing, the electric one, 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:06.919 and it's like I plugged it in and it started smoking. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.120 Oh my god. You remember the hover boards? 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:13.880 Yeah, what a trend the nineties hoverboard nineties bruh, that 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.360 was twenty tens nineties, and then we were giving them 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:17.320 away on the air. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:20.480 Did we Yes? So dangerous. That was like the hottest toy. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.479 I fell off of it. They're very dangerous. Yeah, I 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:29.359 mean you have to balance. Those things were stupid. Yeah, 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:30.960 I know you can't get that trend. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.039 But Razor scooters were a big wom when I was 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.679 growing up. Yeah, we loved my Razors. 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.919 We saw a garage full of them. Yeah, we do 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:37.320 with them. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.520 I don't know anymore. And they were so expensive when 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:40.760 they first came out. Do you remember they were like 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:41.840 two hundred and fifty bucks. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.760 Yeah, we have one of the electric ones that just 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:44.320 sits there. 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:48.159 I always wanted to change the wheels on. Mind you 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.640 wanted the light up ones, No, I wanted the orange ones. 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:52.840 They were so cool. But also the minute you ran 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:57.280 over anything, those wheels would get banged up so bad, 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:58.680 and then you'd be like. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.560 On a scooter, it's like, you do know what I'm 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.080 talking about? I do. And then if that's when you 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.960 fall off and wipe out. Yeah, you can always tell 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.279 what someone's about to wipe out because it starts shaking 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.320 and then they just go right over. I always wear 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.480 a helmet though, of course. Yeah, that's safe. I make 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.440 my kids wear helmet. Safety first, bro, I don't care 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.600 if you're you look like an idiot, yeah, don't care. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.920 Always seatbelt always helmet. Yeah, always, I'll stop short at 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:24.160 the past. I do not get people. Wait, wait, what 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:25.520 scooter has a seatbelt? 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:26.080 No? 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:27.360 I mean in cars and vehicles? 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:30.560 Well that I don't get when people don't wear seatpeltal cool. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.600 I genuinely don't understand. I feel weird without a seatbelt. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.600 Team Yeah, even in the back. I don't care, dude, 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.640 make fun of me all day. What like, why are 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:41.400 you not wearing a seatbelt because you're too cool? Yeah, 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:43.400 alternative lifestyle. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:47.760 As you're going through the windshield? Whoa, yeah, readica. No, 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:48.480 I don't get it. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:51.520 Like seatbelts, I feel like they're so important. Why would 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:52.960 I not wear one? 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:55.920 I don't know, man, Yeah, I don't know either. I 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.440 just yeah. I mean, like you know, in the late 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.400 seventies and early eighties, we didn't because who cared. 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.400 Well, I mean you also had like a full bench 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:03.280 in the front seat and had like a microwave oven 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:04.440 in there, so I really didn't care. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.560 I was playing with the cigarette lighter burning things. Yeah, 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.320 you know, like when it was the Ford, what was it, 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.360 the Pinto, Well, I mean those just exploded. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:15.600 I feel we've come a long way in terms of 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:18.320 car safety, so let's make sure we're using all of 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:19.120 those safety things. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.440 When I was a kid, I feel like we always 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:25.000 had My dad would have like weird Cadillacs or Lincoln Continentals. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.400 That's that's what we had. I remember, yeah, with the 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.120 bench seat in the front. Although sometimes he had like 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.640 a Volkswagon what was it a rabbit. He had a 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.360 couple of Volkswagon rabbits. Never heard of that one diesel. Okay, yeah, 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.280 we drove it to Florida with Burtner and he's sticking 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.680 out the sun roof. It was really interesting. I have 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.120 a picture somewhere like a stuffed animal burn or it 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.520 wasn't stuffed. It was six foot life size Burtner and 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:49.840 the paper machet with hair and the shirt and everything. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:54.880 Why well, because friends of ours that lived in Florida 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:57.240 didn't want them anymore and gave them to us. So 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.800 we drove up from Florida with Burtner and he's sticking 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:02.480 out the sun roof. Oh yeah, and then I put 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.920 them my head in my room for years, the full 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:05.880 size Burton earnies. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.520 Okay, So on that subject, I have to find this 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:13.560 photo from when I was a kid with my uncle Tom. Yeah, yeah, 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:19.000 and it was Halloween and there was like a knockoff 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:23.120 Burton Ernie. It's the most terrifying Burton Ernie I've ever 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:24.920 seen in my life. Like it's pure nightmare fuel. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:28.080 The creepy big birds. Also, yes, from the birthday parties. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:29.599 I will find this picture and I will send it 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:30.040 to you later. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.440 I had a fake snoopy at my ground Round birthday party. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:36.120 You're is that a meat ground Round? It is meat 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.840 actually good ground Round. Yeah, yeah, but no. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.880 That was a restaurant chain in the seventies and eighties 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.280 and they most of them closed up in the nineties 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.400 or early two thousands, but they're starting to make a comeback. 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:49.319 Ground Rounds. Yeah huh, but I mean that was the 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:51.760 original place with the peanuts everywhere. They had barrels of 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.640 peanuts at every turn and just shells everywhere. Can't do 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.280 that anymore. No popcorn all over the floor. I have 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.080 to see second white cartoons up on the wall. 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:01.800 It's going to be controvers say it. I don't like 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.320 Texas Roadhouse, Okay, I don't either. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.040 Don't like it. The food is crud. It's just the 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.120 rolls and butter that everyone likes. I don't like the rolls, 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.560 and I don't like the butter either. Well, I just 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:14.200 I find it. I don't like. There's nothing. I don't 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.600 have a calling to it. You know. Cooper wanted to 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.040 have her birthday there, but since they changed the mac 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:20.800 and cheese, she doesn't like it anymore. But she still 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.000 wants to go just for the rolls. Wasn't it Kraft? 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.640 It was Craft, so she could just nope, it doesn't 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:27.800 work that way. She only goes to restaurants that have 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.400 Kraft mac and cheese, but yet she won't eat the 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.360 Craft in the house. In the house, it's Annie's only 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.320 in restaurants, it's only Kraft. Let me tell you something. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:36.120 This is my child. 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.680 If I told my parents that when we were at 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:40.000 a restaurant, you know, and they'd be like. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.400 You're gonna eat the damn mac and cheese? Yeah, well, 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.280 I mean then you'll be hungry. The only thing I 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:46.960 couldn't do with sour cream and that one you could 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:52.720 take off of stuff and cottage cheese ough with what melon? Nothing? 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:54.079 Oh I love it. Man, Give me a half a 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.360 candle outlets, put those seeds out. Give me a PLoP 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.199 of cottage cheese. I will eat cottage cheese on this podcast. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.280 Really do you bring it in? I will eat it. 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.880 What happened? I will try it. My daughter is going 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:07.160 through her cottage cheese phase now, my older daughter. I'll 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:09.160 try it. We go through a container like every three days. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.760 That's crazy, a lot of curds. I want the big curd. 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.360 You can't find it anymore. Please? They have small curd 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.280 they've whipped, but they don't have I can't find the 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.679 large curd cottage cheese anymore. I will try it. Is 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:20.680 it just the word curd? 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:24.240 I just it's like the consistency, it's the look of it. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:25.480 I just can't do it. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.280 It's melting your mouth. I love it. Big curds is 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:32.280 squish it with your tongue. Hmm, please? What I don't 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:36.760 want it? Squishy cards. They're delicious. Throw some blueberries in there, 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.680 maybe some pineapple. The fact that you have to like 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:42.480 jazz up some cottage cheese. Oh, I don't jazz it. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:43.839 I'll eat it right out the thing with the spoon. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:44.160 Please. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.240 I'll go home and do it right now. We went 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.040 to Wegmans, the brand new Wegmans, and I bought Wegman's 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.240 cottage cheese. It's delicious. Well, the man in Ile five, 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.880 please stop eating the curd from the van. I did 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.440 eat something while I was there. I don't remember what 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.560 it was. Not surprised I eat something. I don't think 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:03.480 it was a sam either, but I just ate it anyway. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:05.160 I will say my last Costco run, they didn't have 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:08.520 good samples, and that made me sad. But it was 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:10.760 right before Easter, so I. 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.800 Don't know what I was do other just for the samples. 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.079 I do love my Costco samples. They have better ones 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.360 on the weekends, they do, but I'm not going there 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:17.800 on a weekend. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.400 That's too crowded. That's right. Yeah, that's your constellation prize 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.000 for going on a weekend. It's eating this all the sample. True, 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:27.200 But see, people are rude and inconsiderate. They just stop. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.200 You know, you can excuse me. No, you know, I'm 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:33.480 getting a meatball. Say the supermarket's even worse because the 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.600 aisles are narrower. Yeah, they should not sample at supermarkets. No, 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.920 that's one thing that they should outlaw. I do agree 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:39.880 with that. Yeah. 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.360 Should we go to a quick commercial break, Yeah, because 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:43.439 I need to clear my throat or something. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.160 You do that. It says, what now, Wilford. It's the 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:51.240 right thing to do, and we're bad. Did you clear 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:56.599 your throat? I didn't do it. Let me clear my throat. No, 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.080 I'm good. People don't want to hear that I had 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:02.800 too much lemon this morning. You're back at school, getting 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.160 lit up. Back at school, just back at school. Wow. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.040 I want to keep track of the kiddos. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:09.480 You know now, of course for my kidd as, I 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.120 gotta keep track this. Mama bear's got to take care 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:12.840 of her kidds. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.559 And he looks good, bro. He You know what people 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:19.040 that are, people that are ripped purposely wear clothing that's 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:22.400 too small. Okay, they do show it off, right, Yeah, 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.760 I guess so. Like if I put on a medium 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.000 shirt right now, it would be skinned tight. You don't 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.080 want to see that. But that'd be a size and 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:31.280 a half too small. Maybe the girls want to be shown. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:35.760 They do not, So what's up if you're watching this 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:37.400 on YouTube? 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.880 But that's a not a medium shirt. This is a large. 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.800 Oh okay, if I were a medium, you wouldn't want 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.600 to look at it again. I still think that there's 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.240 some company needs to come out with a larger or 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.000 I don't know why they don't Marine Layer had it 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:52.439 for a minute. I don't think they'd do it anymore. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.520 What did the hey dude choose? I'm wearing them right now, 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:02.440 like what is what is the stick? Okay, there's no shtick. 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:04.480 They're just they're slip on slip offs. They're nice ye 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.520 a lot like a nice comfy slip on shaes. And 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.120 these look like sneakers. They have ones that look like 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:09.640 the boat shoes or doc chooser of the hell you 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.640 call them. I have some of those two. So pretty 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.200 soon I'm not gonna be allowed to wear these either, 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.440 because I'm no longer allowed to wear any of my sketchers. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.280 I'm not allowed to wear my vans because my daughter 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:23.600 tells me that it's embarrassing. So I have a closet 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:25.240 full of vans, and I can't listen to what your 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.880 kids are saying is cool and not cool. My older 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:31.040 daughter's embarrassed by me. So I just died try to accommodate. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.520 I would not accommodate. Well, you know what, my parents 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.560 embarrassed me a little bit, and so I know what 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.640 it's like, and you know, I'll. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.800 Just You're on National TV saying full price is the 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.680 F word. Yeah, I came up with that. Yeah, but 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.640 she was too little. She didn't know any better that tims. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.680 Like Daddy's on TV look coupons. Yeah, now it's a 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.680 little different. If I do that show now and she 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:55.160 was seventeen, would she's going to go to college and 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:56.880 she's gonna come back. It's gonna be like anything you 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:01.960 want by anyway, That's how it usually happens. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:06.200 Well, right now, I'm not I'm like cool for one 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:07.480 of them, but not cool for the other. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.840 But they're making fun. I tell you, I'm sitting there, 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.200 like eating dinner or at a restaurant or just in 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.400 the house, you know, at the kitchen table, and I'll 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:19.760 see them like this. I know that they're recording me 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.480 and taking pictures. Cooper has an entire folder of all 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.320 bad dad pictures. Oh wow, you know it's me like with. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.480 Like three chins because it's a bad angle or picking 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.920 my nose or picking my teeth or something like that. 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.760 And you know what, fair game. I don't care. It 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:37.120 doesn't bother me because I messed with them relentlessly when 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.160 they were little, so they want to get me back. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.280 It's all good. Yeah, I mean, there is that viral video. 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.880 Yeah, yeah, the vomit one. Yeah, Cooper, what was it? 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:45.520 Whipped cream? 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.120 Oh, it's called whipped Cream Horror if you check it 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.040 out on YouTube. I remember I posted that to Reddit. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.680 That went viral. It did it did? That got a 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:53.440 couple million views. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.200 I think that was crazy. That was before viral was 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:59.280 like really viral. Imagine now viral was always vira different. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:00.720 Now there's all kinds of ta talks and things. It 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:04.520 was different. Then's YouTube or nothing. Yeah, you know, but 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:07.640 now TikTok viral, you're like, it passes so quick. 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.440 Also, I realized a crutch of mine. I don't and 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.600 I'm going to stop right now because I listened to 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.880 the last episode and I would say, you know, you know, 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.280 you know, after every sentence kind of like like oh, 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:20.560 and you don't really realize that you're saying it. So 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.960 from right now I'm gonna stop saying it consciously. I 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.280 don't know even know why you say that. It's like 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:30.960 you know what I'm saying, you know, So okay, Well, 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.520 I'm happy that you're not your If I want you to, 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.920 I want you to call me out if you hear it, 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.200 call me out, because that's when I can't have that 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.760 all right, can't have any crutches. No, I don't like 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.240 it being having crutches. I don't want people to be like, oh, like, 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.400 there's one guy on the news here in New York 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:50.560 and after every sentence he says all right, and it's 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.440 so annoying. I see it all the time. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.960 It's weird that he could make it all the way 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:57.400 to New York. That's what I'm saying as an anchor. Yep, 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.800 I think maybe nobody notices it. It's annoying though, So 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.320 I don't want somebody to be listening to this podcast like, oh, 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:05.960 it's so annoying. Someone I know I found out has 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:10.560 a New Jersey Valley girl accent? 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:14.159 Is that even a thing from California? Oh? No, no, 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:20.880 I can't with that. So like, eh, if like you're 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:28.320 getting coffee, like it's like not a coffee though coffee 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:33.800 coffee Yeah. Ew it bothers me so much as it should. 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:36.760 It just is like a nunciat. I also think that 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:38.440 that's a put on. I don't think it's real. Oh, 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:41.520 it's one hundred percent real. So that's how they actually 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:43.040 talk all the time. Twenty four to seven. 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:46.679 Yes, like a general malaise I would. I would not 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:48.320 be able to be in the same room with that person. 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:52.480 Yeah, that one bothers me. Yeah. Oh what did you 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:55.760 do over vacation? I had a staycation, right, I think 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:57.880