Speaker 1: All right, Andrew just says, go hi, but wait, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We're still from the thing man. We don't
Speaker 1: need it. Yeah, let's just play something. Okay, it is
Speaker 1: time for ball chat. Welcome. Let's get rid of these.
Speaker 1: I might want something. You want these?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's only three like two weeks. That's going
Speaker 2: to be a tease. Nobody knows what's in here.
Speaker 1: Well that's on a later episode. By no, it isn't.
Speaker 1: Oh yes it is later. Do you understand the concept
Speaker 1: I don't understand any concepts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I eat way too much.
Speaker 1: And all those bagels that were here this morning. How
Speaker 1: many bagels did you have? I had a bagel and
Speaker 1: a half. Are you carbo loading for your run? I
Speaker 1: just oh, yes, I'm running this weekend. Where are you running?
Speaker 2: I'm doing a five k in East Hampton. Nice, that's fun,
Speaker 2: it is I've never run that far away before.
Speaker 1: It's far what you suely? I just do close ones Hey,
Speaker 1: east Hampton's it's an hour away from me. Like you think, oh, Jeff,
Speaker 1: Long Island, But Long Island, hello, the name it's long
Speaker 1: Like it's a lot of miles from from east too.
Speaker 1: So this one's all the way out. Yeah, it's crazy,
Speaker 1: it is. So I've been training.
Speaker 2: I went to the Connecticut over break the Connecticut. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I went to New Haven. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: That drive is torture. It was two and a half hours.
Speaker 2: You're on that two lane highway the whole way. The
Speaker 2: minute there's traffic, which there always is.
Speaker 1: You're just stuck.
Speaker 2: I know, I know all about traffic, dude. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: my life traffic to your life, brou it is. Wow,
Speaker 2: how many years of my life I've wasted in traffic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's miserable. How do I get a body like that?
Speaker 1: What Tommy Dario's in there? Man? That's just that's not
Speaker 1: fair at all? Is that what you want your body
Speaker 1: to look like? I want to be ripped? You want
Speaker 1: to be ripped or just a little bit less fat?
Speaker 1: You're I feel like you're strong.
Speaker 2: First of all, you could murder me with one hand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're exceptionally strong, though. Yeah, I like you're you're not
Speaker 2: normal strong. Yeah, I'm just like, eh, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: I could take down like a chicken or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why was your go to a chicken?
Speaker 1: I was thinking of farm That's what's on the farm
Speaker 1: of course. Okay, so let's ask the question, Scott, how
Speaker 1: was your weekend at the farm? We're talking about were
Speaker 1: talking about what we're talking about. We're talking about running. Yeah, strength,
Speaker 1: that's right. Okay. I'll never do a ten k again. Okay,
Speaker 1: I will do five ks only, maybe a six or seven,
Speaker 1: but never ten. I've never seen a six or seven k.
Speaker 1: I actually saw a six oh yeah, and this maybe
Speaker 1: it was six miles. I'm not doing that. Okay, six
Speaker 1: miles is ten k pretty much. Yeah. I like doing
Speaker 1: these little runs. I think it's fun.
Speaker 2: It is nice, you know, good music in that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Like the very first one I did, my AirPods wouldn't connect.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know technology and all, and so
Speaker 2: I just I was thrown off.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I got stung by a beat.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. It was just it was bad.
Speaker 2: You can't run without headphones. I don't get people that do.
Speaker 2: Like more power to you. You're really in your thoughts.
Speaker 2: But I need to run to like the beat, which
Speaker 2: is why I've been liking my cycle classes so much
Speaker 2: in the peloton, because it's like you're doing it to
Speaker 2: the beat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a nice joy I got a nice
Speaker 1: angry nineties alternative playlist, and that's where just keep me
Speaker 1: going cool. You know, peaches come in a can. Yeah, alternative, bro,
Speaker 1: it has to be. Yeah. Do you play Nirvana too angry?
Speaker 2: I don't like Nirvana too angry? Never did too angry.
Speaker 2: I like when the singer makes fart jokes and your
Speaker 2: mom she farts in the bit sounds like again, that's
Speaker 2: more your type of edge.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like those type of lyrics. Yeah yeah, not
Speaker 2: like take down the system, let's fight things. Yours is
Speaker 2: more like Peter Thompson. You smell like a dooty dooty
Speaker 2: dooty duty.
Speaker 1: I hate that word.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, you and the nineties were like, yeah, I hate
Speaker 2: that word. Okay, you know then this will come on?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'll start rolling. I'm just running, rolling like
Speaker 2: the wind, Roland, run like the wind. Okay, yep, Oh,
Speaker 2: my allergies have been on like bad lately, and.
Speaker 1: It was really weird. As I'm nearing the end of
Speaker 1: the race, always that song It's all downhill from here
Speaker 1: will come on. I'm like, yeah, what perfect timing for sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's saying that new fat nut was that Yeah,
Speaker 2: new fong glory, very good. Thank you, Thank you man,
Speaker 2: you are meaty, thank you. Yeah that's my arm.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's from on the bike. When you're on the peloton,
Speaker 2: you gotta hum.
Speaker 1: That's when you're like beating people up. No, I don't
Speaker 1: beat people up. You could, I could, but I choose
Speaker 1: not to.
Speaker 2: Would you change the subject to I don't remember you
Speaker 2: changed the subjects on your own.
Speaker 1: No I didn't. I didn't change it. Yes you did.
Speaker 2: You were talking about chickens and I could take them
Speaker 2: on a farm. So then I said, okay, Scott, what
Speaker 2: how was your farm trip?
Speaker 1: It was great? Cool you sent me pictures of you
Speaker 1: sitting on a tractor because you're being a jerk to me, Man,
Speaker 1: this is a life that I enjoy. Yourse, what does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 2: Stop using millennial therapy words. It's not a therapy word.
Speaker 1: It is. It's cosplaying. What cosplaying? You're dressing up and
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I didn't dress up. I was wearing
Speaker 1: a sweatshirt and jeans on it. I was sitting on
Speaker 1: a tractor planting trees.
Speaker 2: But the way you're sitting on the tractor planting trees, yeah, please, yes, please, please.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Please? Alright, you'll see you know
Speaker 1: what am I gonna say? When you want a Christmas tree,
Speaker 1: you can't have it.
Speaker 2: I don't like the real Christmas trees. I'm afraid they
Speaker 2: all have bugs in them.
Speaker 1: No, not these. How do you know? Because I planted it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that means I'm definitely going to be some bugs in there. Whatever.
Speaker 2: If you told me, like the professional farm or planted it,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: It is professional. It's a Christmas tree farm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you keep saying that. But like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if there's bugs on the tree, and they're so flammable
Speaker 2: so when.
Speaker 1: They're dead, I don't know. They just scare me whatever,
Speaker 1: because I've seen videos.
Speaker 2: There's videos of everything everywhere at once. Yeah, Like my
Speaker 2: dad bought my daughter the scooter thing, the electric one,
Speaker 2: and it's like I plugged it in and it started smoking.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You remember the hover boards?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a trend the nineties hoverboard nineties bruh, that
Speaker 2: was twenty tens nineties, and then we were giving them
Speaker 2: away on the air.
Speaker 1: Did we Yes? So dangerous. That was like the hottest toy.
Speaker 1: I fell off of it. They're very dangerous. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you have to balance. Those things were stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you can't get that trend.
Speaker 2: But Razor scooters were a big wom when I was
Speaker 2: growing up. Yeah, we loved my Razors.
Speaker 1: We saw a garage full of them. Yeah, we do
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 2: I don't know anymore. And they were so expensive when
Speaker 2: they first came out. Do you remember they were like
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have one of the electric ones that just
Speaker 1: sits there.
Speaker 2: I always wanted to change the wheels on. Mind you
Speaker 2: wanted the light up ones, No, I wanted the orange ones.
Speaker 2: They were so cool. But also the minute you ran
Speaker 2: over anything, those wheels would get banged up so bad,
Speaker 2: and then you'd be like.
Speaker 1: On a scooter, it's like, you do know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about? I do. And then if that's when you
Speaker 1: fall off and wipe out. Yeah, you can always tell
Speaker 1: what someone's about to wipe out because it starts shaking
Speaker 1: and then they just go right over. I always wear
Speaker 1: a helmet though, of course. Yeah, that's safe. I make
Speaker 1: my kids wear helmet. Safety first, bro, I don't care
Speaker 1: if you're you look like an idiot, yeah, don't care.
Speaker 1: Always seatbelt always helmet. Yeah, always, I'll stop short at
Speaker 1: the past. I do not get people. Wait, wait, what
Speaker 1: scooter has a seatbelt?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I mean in cars and vehicles?
Speaker 2: Well that I don't get when people don't wear seatpeltal cool.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't understand. I feel weird without a seatbelt.
Speaker 2: Team Yeah, even in the back. I don't care, dude,
Speaker 2: make fun of me all day. What like, why are
Speaker 2: you not wearing a seatbelt because you're too cool? Yeah,
Speaker 2: alternative lifestyle.
Speaker 1: As you're going through the windshield? Whoa, yeah, readica. No,
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Like seatbelts, I feel like they're so important. Why would
Speaker 2: I not wear one?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Yeah, I don't know either. I
Speaker 1: just yeah. I mean, like you know, in the late
Speaker 1: seventies and early eighties, we didn't because who cared.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you also had like a full bench
Speaker 2: in the front seat and had like a microwave oven
Speaker 2: in there, so I really didn't care.
Speaker 1: I was playing with the cigarette lighter burning things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like when it was the Ford, what was it,
Speaker 1: the Pinto, Well, I mean those just exploded.
Speaker 2: I feel we've come a long way in terms of
Speaker 2: car safety, so let's make sure we're using all of
Speaker 2: those safety things.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I feel like we always
Speaker 1: had My dad would have like weird Cadillacs or Lincoln Continentals.
Speaker 1: That's that's what we had. I remember, yeah, with the
Speaker 1: bench seat in the front. Although sometimes he had like
Speaker 1: a Volkswagon what was it a rabbit. He had a
Speaker 1: couple of Volkswagon rabbits. Never heard of that one diesel. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we drove it to Florida with Burtner and he's sticking
Speaker 1: out the sun roof. It was really interesting. I have
Speaker 1: a picture somewhere like a stuffed animal burn or it
Speaker 1: wasn't stuffed. It was six foot life size Burtner and
Speaker 1: the paper machet with hair and the shirt and everything.
Speaker 1: Why well, because friends of ours that lived in Florida
Speaker 1: didn't want them anymore and gave them to us. So
Speaker 1: we drove up from Florida with Burtner and he's sticking
Speaker 1: out the sun roof. Oh yeah, and then I put
Speaker 1: them my head in my room for years, the full
Speaker 1: size Burton earnies.
Speaker 2: Okay, So on that subject, I have to find this
Speaker 2: photo from when I was a kid with my uncle Tom. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was Halloween and there was like a knockoff
Speaker 2: Burton Ernie. It's the most terrifying Burton Ernie I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life. Like it's pure nightmare fuel.
Speaker 1: The creepy big birds. Also, yes, from the birthday parties.
Speaker 1: I will find this picture and I will send it
Speaker 1: to you later.
Speaker 2: I had a fake snoopy at my ground Round birthday party.
Speaker 2: You're is that a meat ground Round? It is meat
Speaker 2: actually good ground Round. Yeah, yeah, but no.
Speaker 1: That was a restaurant chain in the seventies and eighties
Speaker 1: and they most of them closed up in the nineties
Speaker 1: or early two thousands, but they're starting to make a comeback.
Speaker 1: Ground Rounds. Yeah huh, but I mean that was the
Speaker 1: original place with the peanuts everywhere. They had barrels of
Speaker 1: peanuts at every turn and just shells everywhere. Can't do
Speaker 1: that anymore. No popcorn all over the floor. I have
Speaker 1: to see second white cartoons up on the wall.
Speaker 2: It's going to be controvers say it. I don't like
Speaker 2: Texas Roadhouse, Okay, I don't either.
Speaker 1: Don't like it. The food is crud. It's just the
Speaker 1: rolls and butter that everyone likes. I don't like the rolls,
Speaker 1: and I don't like the butter either. Well, I just
Speaker 1: I find it. I don't like. There's nothing. I don't
Speaker 1: have a calling to it. You know. Cooper wanted to
Speaker 1: have her birthday there, but since they changed the mac
Speaker 1: and cheese, she doesn't like it anymore. But she still
Speaker 1: wants to go just for the rolls. Wasn't it Kraft?
Speaker 1: It was Craft, so she could just nope, it doesn't
Speaker 1: work that way. She only goes to restaurants that have
Speaker 1: Kraft mac and cheese, but yet she won't eat the
Speaker 1: Craft in the house. In the house, it's Annie's only
Speaker 1: in restaurants, it's only Kraft. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: This is my child.
Speaker 2: If I told my parents that when we were at
Speaker 2: a restaurant, you know, and they'd be like.
Speaker 1: You're gonna eat the damn mac and cheese? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean then you'll be hungry. The only thing I
Speaker 1: couldn't do with sour cream and that one you could
Speaker 1: take off of stuff and cottage cheese ough with what melon? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. Man, Give me a half a
Speaker 1: candle outlets, put those seeds out. Give me a PLoP
Speaker 1: of cottage cheese. I will eat cottage cheese on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Really do you bring it in? I will eat it.
Speaker 1: What happened? I will try it. My daughter is going
Speaker 1: through her cottage cheese phase now, my older daughter. I'll
Speaker 1: try it. We go through a container like every three days.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, a lot of curds. I want the big curd.
Speaker 1: You can't find it anymore. Please? They have small curd
Speaker 1: they've whipped, but they don't have I can't find the
Speaker 1: large curd cottage cheese anymore. I will try it. Is
Speaker 1: it just the word curd?
Speaker 2: I just it's like the consistency, it's the look of it.
Speaker 2: I just can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's melting your mouth. I love it. Big curds is
Speaker 1: squish it with your tongue. Hmm, please? What I don't
Speaker 1: want it? Squishy cards. They're delicious. Throw some blueberries in there,
Speaker 1: maybe some pineapple. The fact that you have to like
Speaker 1: jazz up some cottage cheese. Oh, I don't jazz it.
Speaker 1: I'll eat it right out the thing with the spoon.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: I'll go home and do it right now. We went
Speaker 1: to Wegmans, the brand new Wegmans, and I bought Wegman's
Speaker 1: cottage cheese. It's delicious. Well, the man in Ile five,
Speaker 1: please stop eating the curd from the van. I did
Speaker 1: eat something while I was there. I don't remember what
Speaker 1: it was. Not surprised I eat something. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was a sam either, but I just ate it anyway.
Speaker 2: I will say my last Costco run, they didn't have
Speaker 2: good samples, and that made me sad. But it was
Speaker 2: right before Easter, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't know what I was do other just for the samples.
Speaker 2: I do love my Costco samples. They have better ones
Speaker 2: on the weekends, they do, but I'm not going there
Speaker 2: on a weekend.
Speaker 1: That's too crowded. That's right. Yeah, that's your constellation prize
Speaker 1: for going on a weekend. It's eating this all the sample. True,
Speaker 1: But see, people are rude and inconsiderate. They just stop.
Speaker 1: You know, you can excuse me. No, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: getting a meatball. Say the supermarket's even worse because the
Speaker 1: aisles are narrower. Yeah, they should not sample at supermarkets. No,
Speaker 1: that's one thing that they should outlaw. I do agree
Speaker 1: with that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Should we go to a quick commercial break, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I need to clear my throat or something.
Speaker 1: You do that. It says, what now, Wilford. It's the
Speaker 1: right thing to do, and we're bad. Did you clear
Speaker 1: your throat? I didn't do it. Let me clear my throat. No,
Speaker 1: I'm good. People don't want to hear that I had
Speaker 1: too much lemon this morning. You're back at school, getting
Speaker 1: lit up. Back at school, just back at school. Wow.
Speaker 1: I want to keep track of the kiddos.
Speaker 2: You know now, of course for my kidd as, I
Speaker 2: gotta keep track this. Mama bear's got to take care
Speaker 2: of her kidds.
Speaker 1: And he looks good, bro. He You know what people
Speaker 1: that are, people that are ripped purposely wear clothing that's
Speaker 1: too small. Okay, they do show it off, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so. Like if I put on a medium
Speaker 1: shirt right now, it would be skinned tight. You don't
Speaker 1: want to see that. But that'd be a size and
Speaker 1: a half too small. Maybe the girls want to be shown.
Speaker 2: They do not, So what's up if you're watching this
Speaker 2: on YouTube?
Speaker 1: But that's a not a medium shirt. This is a large.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, if I were a medium, you wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to look at it again. I still think that there's
Speaker 1: some company needs to come out with a larger or
Speaker 1: I don't know why they don't Marine Layer had it
Speaker 1: for a minute. I don't think they'd do it anymore.
Speaker 1: What did the hey dude choose? I'm wearing them right now,
Speaker 1: like what is what is the stick? Okay, there's no shtick.
Speaker 1: They're just they're slip on slip offs. They're nice ye
Speaker 1: a lot like a nice comfy slip on shaes. And
Speaker 1: these look like sneakers. They have ones that look like
Speaker 1: the boat shoes or doc chooser of the hell you
Speaker 1: call them. I have some of those two. So pretty
Speaker 1: soon I'm not gonna be allowed to wear these either,
Speaker 1: because I'm no longer allowed to wear any of my sketchers.
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to wear my vans because my daughter
Speaker 1: tells me that it's embarrassing. So I have a closet
Speaker 1: full of vans, and I can't listen to what your
Speaker 1: kids are saying is cool and not cool. My older
Speaker 1: daughter's embarrassed by me. So I just died try to accommodate.
Speaker 1: I would not accommodate. Well, you know what, my parents
Speaker 1: embarrassed me a little bit, and so I know what
Speaker 1: it's like, and you know, I'll.
Speaker 2: Just You're on National TV saying full price is the
Speaker 2: F word. Yeah, I came up with that. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: she was too little. She didn't know any better that tims.
Speaker 1: Like Daddy's on TV look coupons. Yeah, now it's a
Speaker 1: little different. If I do that show now and she
Speaker 1: was seventeen, would she's going to go to college and
Speaker 1: she's gonna come back. It's gonna be like anything you
Speaker 1: want by anyway, That's how it usually happens.
Speaker 2: Well, right now, I'm not I'm like cool for one
Speaker 2: of them, but not cool for the other.
Speaker 1: But they're making fun. I tell you, I'm sitting there,
Speaker 1: like eating dinner or at a restaurant or just in
Speaker 1: the house, you know, at the kitchen table, and I'll
Speaker 1: see them like this. I know that they're recording me
Speaker 1: and taking pictures. Cooper has an entire folder of all
Speaker 1: bad dad pictures. Oh wow, you know it's me like with.
Speaker 2: Like three chins because it's a bad angle or picking
Speaker 2: my nose or picking my teeth or something like that.
Speaker 1: And you know what, fair game. I don't care. It
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me because I messed with them relentlessly when
Speaker 1: they were little, so they want to get me back.
Speaker 1: It's all good. Yeah, I mean, there is that viral video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the vomit one. Yeah, Cooper, what was it?
Speaker 2: Whipped cream?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's called whipped Cream Horror if you check it
Speaker 1: out on YouTube. I remember I posted that to Reddit.
Speaker 1: That went viral. It did it did? That got a
Speaker 1: couple million views.
Speaker 2: I think that was crazy. That was before viral was
Speaker 2: like really viral. Imagine now viral was always vira different.
Speaker 2: Now there's all kinds of ta talks and things. It
Speaker 2: was different. Then's YouTube or nothing. Yeah, you know, but
Speaker 2: now TikTok viral, you're like, it passes so quick.
Speaker 1: Also, I realized a crutch of mine. I don't and
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop right now because I listened to
Speaker 1: the last episode and I would say, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, after every sentence kind of like like oh,
Speaker 1: and you don't really realize that you're saying it. So
Speaker 1: from right now I'm gonna stop saying it consciously. I
Speaker 1: don't know even know why you say that. It's like
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, you know, So okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you're not your If I want you to,
Speaker 1: I want you to call me out if you hear it,
Speaker 1: call me out, because that's when I can't have that
Speaker 1: all right, can't have any crutches. No, I don't like
Speaker 1: it being having crutches. I don't want people to be like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: there's one guy on the news here in New York
Speaker 1: and after every sentence he says all right, and it's
Speaker 1: so annoying. I see it all the time.
Speaker 2: It's weird that he could make it all the way
Speaker 2: to New York. That's what I'm saying as an anchor. Yep,
Speaker 2: I think maybe nobody notices it. It's annoying though, So
Speaker 2: I don't want somebody to be listening to this podcast like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's so annoying. Someone I know I found out has
Speaker 2: a New Jersey Valley girl accent?
Speaker 1: Is that even a thing from California? Oh? No, no,
Speaker 1: I can't with that. So like, eh, if like you're
Speaker 1: getting coffee, like it's like not a coffee though coffee
Speaker 1: coffee Yeah. Ew it bothers me so much as it should.
Speaker 1: It just is like a nunciat. I also think that
Speaker 1: that's a put on. I don't think it's real. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's one hundred percent real. So that's how they actually
Speaker 1: talk all the time. Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: Yes, like a general malaise I would. I would not
Speaker 2: be able to be in the same room with that person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one bothers me. Yeah. Oh what did you
Speaker 1: do over vacation? I had a staycation, right, I think
Speaker 1: you were here a little bit. Yeah, I was here.
Speaker 1: I popped in and I saw a couple of people
Speaker 1: like wow this, Oh you were here podcasts you were here.
Speaker 1: I saw you, I saw you.
Speaker 2: There were three different days of podcasting and then Thursday
Speaker 2: I got a massage.
Speaker 1: Shoe kick, excuse me? And what else? Say? Do you?
Speaker 2: I went to Liberty Science Center in Jersey City now
Speaker 2: with Tiana.
Speaker 1: When you get a massage, do you go a male
Speaker 1: or female? Female? Roses my girl.
Speaker 2: I went to her two three years ago now in
Speaker 2: Jersey City, and it was the best massage I've ever had. Also,
Speaker 2: I was extremely stressed at the time, and so maybe
Speaker 2: just since then, I've been like, yes, and you're able
Speaker 2: to resist the poop? Yes, I'm able to resist the boop. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have a hard time doing that. I have to
Speaker 2: think of think of other things, grandma whatnot. That I
Speaker 2: never understand when people say that it works, like I
Speaker 2: gotta think of my grandma's this way, I don't get
Speaker 2: up boop, what Yeah, and there yourself for two seconds
Speaker 2: you're getting a massage, close your eyes and zone out.
Speaker 1: No, don't think about anything.
Speaker 2: There was a person that we used to work with
Speaker 2: that I think of everyone in a while and that
Speaker 2: I'll get rid of it. I genuinely just go into
Speaker 2: like a meditative just like I don't think.
Speaker 1: I sometimes take an app sometimes they get a little
Speaker 1: too close and you have you know, you have feelings
Speaker 1: just saying, well, most of my tension is in my back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they go everywhere. And the rocks and the heat
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah, I don't do the rocks, the heat
Speaker 1: and everything, well, whatever it is. I don't like massages really,
Speaker 1: I Don't'm not a fan. I just like this is
Speaker 1: what I like. I like. I just like light, Like
Speaker 1: can you just brush me? That's all I want. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to like yeah, because it hurts more
Speaker 1: than anything else. I don't like deep tissue because I
Speaker 1: want to hurting for days. I love a deep tissue
Speaker 1: massage because I want whatever to go. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just said it. Oh you did, I caught myself.
Speaker 1: Should I smack you? Yes? I want to? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it. Why aren't you going to say that?
Speaker 1: What go on? Anyway?
Speaker 2: So I got a massage. I took my god child
Speaker 2: Tianna to the Liberty Science Center. Okay, and I've been there.
Speaker 1: Went to New Having, Connecticut on Friday. They got pizza there.
Speaker 2: It's a pizza or opza. Didn't what it's api zz
Speaker 2: a that's what they call it. That's like what their
Speaker 2: form of pizza. Yes, regrettably, they say that they have
Speaker 2: the best pizza. There's like a sign when you enter
Speaker 2: the state, like home of the best pizza.
Speaker 1: Let me think of the pizza.
Speaker 2: I had a couple of beverages and yes, and then
Speaker 2: we wound up going for pizza at.
Speaker 1: This whole all place. Why would you do that? Because
Speaker 1: the person at the bar was like, go to Aladdin's.
Speaker 1: They make the best pizza. And so there I was
Speaker 1: being like, this is good pizza?
Speaker 2: Is that much more stereotypical than that a Laddin mural
Speaker 2: in the back.
Speaker 1: It was like Disney Aladdin, Yes, barpet and everything. Hilarious.
Speaker 1: What's the worst pizza. I'll say that that's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then Saturday was a birthday dinner for me, and
Speaker 2: then Sunday my mom did, when.
Speaker 1: Are we posting this? Uh tomorrow on your birthday? Happy birthday, Andrew?
Speaker 1: You are thirty eight four? You're thirty four? Yeah? Oh man,
Speaker 1: I thought you were older. Sorry, yeah, you look older. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. It's all the stress in this place, so
Speaker 1: much stress, stray. There is a lot of stress here,
Speaker 1: all right. I hope I don't look that old. No,
Speaker 1: you don't. Thanks, you don't. You're not You're not great
Speaker 1: at all. I mean you say you are what You
Speaker 1: got one freaking gray here that you can just cut out?
Speaker 1: Oh shut up. It's on your sideburns. I know. That's
Speaker 1: where my dad gets his. That's where it starts. Look mine,
Speaker 1: my sideburns are more gray than anything else. That was
Speaker 1: a g R A Y or g R E y.
Speaker 1: It can go both. I think who said that g
Speaker 1: R A Y is also correct? Is it? Hey? Siri?
Speaker 1: I don't have it. How do you spell gray.
Speaker 2: Gray g R E Y or come on, dude, No,
Speaker 2: it's right there. Look the main one is a Y
Speaker 2: and then it says also e y.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I think gray gray hair g R
Speaker 1: A Y. What's up? Wow? You got me there? Singa
Speaker 1: that's very nineties, very what show is it The Teenage
Speaker 1: Mutant Ninja Turtle? No, that's Cowabunga Bizinga. Was the Office
Speaker 1: show or something? No, that was The Big Bang Theories?
Speaker 1: What was it? Wasn't Bizinger the one with Steve Carrell?
Speaker 1: That was The Office, wasn't it? He said? He was like,
Speaker 1: that's what you said last night. Well that's what she said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what she said. Oh, so Bizinga is from the
Speaker 1: Big Bang Theory. That's right with with my embiolic. Yes,
Speaker 1: who was from the show Jeopardy? Blossom? Blossom Blossom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: with the hat? Yes, the hat. What was the friend's name?
Speaker 1: I liked her, the little the other the friend. She
Speaker 1: had a weird name too. I think the other girl,
Speaker 1: damn it blossom Peaches. No, it wasn't Peaches, Karen. It
Speaker 1: was a little like the second fiddle her friend. I
Speaker 1: liked her. Whatever. Sorry, that's okay. Well I guess we
Speaker 1: should go. Yeah. I think that's it for today. By
Speaker 1: the way, do you know that Willis has a podcast?
Speaker 1: What you talk about? Willis Todd Bridges. He's got a
Speaker 1: podcast with his wife. I'm gonna start listening to it. It
Speaker 1: looks interesting. Great, he's got like seven listens, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna check it out. Well be the eighth. Yeah, support
Speaker 1: your podcasters, I think so. I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to hear what he has to say. Okay,
Speaker 2: willis you know what you said? What did I you did?
Speaker 2: Frig Did that hurt?
Speaker 1: No? How do you break that? How do you break
Speaker 1: a crutch? I don't know. You just get you notice
Speaker 1: it and then you just stop saying it. But that
Speaker 1: came out of nowhere. I never used to say that before.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that happened. I didn't say it,
Speaker 1: he said, No, I just wanted to smack you, dick. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to this episode of bull Chat.
Speaker 1: It really didn't go anywhere. It never does. But we'll
Speaker 1: have a brand new Cereal Killers on Monday where we'll
Speaker 1: talk about some new cereals that I found while in
Speaker 1: South Carolina. So exciting. The Harris Teeter and the Kroger
Speaker 1: hair and the publics and publics the public cereals are
Speaker 1: becoming next time, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cool? Because I got those also? Nice? Yeah, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: a world traveler and I always make sure I pick
Speaker 1: up cereals.
Speaker 2: Know.
Speaker 1: That's the regular podcast, the serial killers is I'm not
Speaker 1: a domestic traveler. No, I travel around the world too.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I've been My passport is all kinds of stamps.
Speaker 1: Even though they don't do it anymore, I always request it,
Speaker 1: could you stamp it please? We don't really do that anymore.
Speaker 1: They think I'm some sort of criminal because most people
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm the stamp guy. Stamp guy. Yeah, speaking
Speaker 1: of I found a bunch of stamps in my parents' house.
Speaker 1: My grandfather had them in a metal thing. When I
Speaker 1: was a kid. I used a lot of old stamps,
Speaker 1: and I should not have, like I put them on letters.
Speaker 1: But I found another box of stamps, old stamps. They
Speaker 1: must have been my grandfather's. I'm guessing.
Speaker 2: Bring let's go through your stamps live on a bult.
Speaker 2: Nothing sounds more enjoyable than that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I haven't inverted Jenny. You know
Speaker 1: what that is?
Speaker 2: Come on, that's the most famous stamp in the world.
Speaker 2: Jenny was an airplane airplanes and it was upside down
Speaker 2: side down. That means inverted upside down Jenny. Cool and
Speaker 2: those are.
Speaker 1: Worth a lot of money million because there are many
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, because they stopped the production line real quick.
Speaker 1: That's right. They did reissue it many years later as
Speaker 1: a dollar stake. You had the original, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wish I had the original. I
Speaker 1: have to read the reboots on the sticky one.
Speaker 2: The queen stamp Queen, yeah, Mary, somebody sent me a
Speaker 2: queen stamp, which queen like the Elizabeth, the one who died,
Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: Also, we're getting a new pope soon, I know.
Speaker 2: Ready for that white smoke? Yeah, I know all about it.
Speaker 2: You could you watch Conclave? No, I don't even know
Speaker 2: what that is.
Speaker 1: Oh, Conclave is the movie about it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, the cardinals everything get together. Be about the real conclave.
Speaker 1: All those cardinals get together. Not all of them, No,
Speaker 1: only the ones under eighty. Yes, and there's that one
Speaker 1: from Spain. He's gonna be eighty, like in a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. Like, please, let's go. I want to vote.
Speaker 1: May seventh, that's the day. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if you get the black smoke, then they just
Speaker 2: keep going and then I know. So it's interesting because
Speaker 2: if they get the black smoke, because they can't all
Speaker 2: decide what happens if you turn eighty before the point
Speaker 2: he's kicked out and you can't vote again.
Speaker 1: There probably is that written down. Huh. And in Latin then, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably in Latin. You're right. Yeah. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: The movie Conclave.
Speaker 2: I did not know how they chose this pope or
Speaker 2: choose popes, but they say it's pretty accurate to how
Speaker 2: they do that.
Speaker 1: It's wild.
Speaker 2: I bet the secret voting you have to get like
Speaker 2: a consensus. Everybody goes into groups and no girls allowed. Yeah, weird.
Speaker 2: The nuns they can't speak. The pope I remember the
Speaker 2: most is Pope John Paul. He was like when I
Speaker 2: was a kid growing up, for instance, though he seemed
Speaker 2: like a nice Scot. Yeah, benedict I was actually I
Speaker 2: went to Saint Benedict's and I remember in our TVs
Speaker 2: in our classrooms we put it on. They were like,
Speaker 2: it's white smoke, and then there was like Pope Benedictu
Speaker 2: and we were like, oh.
Speaker 1: School, what is benedicta sat or something? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Benedictus I think was that an older pope. Yeah, he's pope.
Speaker 2: He was like the first pope to quit in like
Speaker 2: two hundred years. There's been like five hundred something pope.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of popes that's crazy. Start looking into
Speaker 2: the history of the popes. It's actually insane.
Speaker 1: But when did the pope start because there had to
Speaker 1: be a long time ago, because popes are there for
Speaker 1: like twenty years until they die. Yeah, they or quit
Speaker 1: like pope. He was like, I'm out. Yeah, I wasn't
Speaker 1: good at what he Yeah he's is he dead? I
Speaker 1: think so? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, poor Benny. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyway, it's actually interesting because he quit. He's like
Speaker 2: I always like going to Wikipedia's and then figuring out like, oh,
Speaker 2: he was one of two people. Then you click it
Speaker 2: and you see all like the pope's superlatives and statistics.
Speaker 2: I do that with presidents too. Its fun to know,
Speaker 2: like weird trivia.
Speaker 1: I think it's very interesting. I really do. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you can't believe everything on Wikipedia,
Speaker 1: but you can. This is the thing.
Speaker 2: We were taught to investigate things and look into things
Speaker 2: right nowadays, it's just I saw it on TikTok. That
Speaker 2: is not a source.
Speaker 1: That's wrong.
Speaker 2: Instagram social media is not a source. Wikipedia takes all
Speaker 2: of these sources and puts them in one page.
Speaker 1: But can you just change things?
Speaker 2: You can if it says edit. But otherwise most pages
Speaker 2: are locked and you have editors of these random pages.
Speaker 2: So if I went to the I don't know this
Speaker 2: Mark Hoppus page and I added he's best friends with
Speaker 2: Scotty be, it says it that there is some insane
Speaker 2: person who always checks the Mark Hoppas page on a
Speaker 2: daily basis and will look for edits like that to
Speaker 2: be like, nope, not true.
Speaker 1: But it is true. It says right there to my
Speaker 1: best friend. So that is a fact added to the
Speaker 1: Wikipedia page. Then I'm going to I'm sure you, I think,
Speaker 1: won't let me add things, see because it's protected by
Speaker 1: all these people.
Speaker 2: Well I tried to add to my because you know,
Speaker 2: on my high school page they have notable I can't.
Speaker 2: And there's everybody on there, even people I've never ever
Speaker 2: heard of before.
Speaker 1: But I can't get on. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: People have tried to put me on and they won't
Speaker 2: refuse it. W there's like way lesser people. This one
Speaker 2: dug a hole in the street and painted it and
Speaker 2: they're on there, you know.
Speaker 1: Like maybe it was a really bad hole. It's not fair.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Look, I know that I'm nobody, but I'm a little bit. Somebody,
Speaker 2: Does that make sense the way you also you said, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not Yes, I didn't even hear it. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: want you to just keep beating the I want to
Speaker 2: be black and blue here because that's what's gonna teach me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Sorry, you're not on your notable alumni. Can
Speaker 1: you try to change it? Would you try to add me?
Speaker 1: Or I'll try and add you. I don't know. You're
Speaker 1: an award nominated podcast host, right and not for nothing?
Speaker 1: Not for nothing, but I mean I work on a
Speaker 1: pretty big radio show for thirty years. Hello. Yeah, that's something.
Speaker 1: That's they asked me to come back and talk to
Speaker 1: the kids. That's something. So this is just your high school. Yes,
Speaker 1: you just want to be added to you high school?
Speaker 1: How hard could it be? I don't know. Sorry, I'll
Speaker 1: try and add you once this is over. Do you
Speaker 1: know Chuck Lor went to my high school? Had no idea?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, not Chuck Lore. He was wanted all
Speaker 1: those shows, ah, Chuck Lauri. Yeah, however you say it,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that. Huh. There's a there's a
Speaker 1: couple of people and Hoodie Allen. Oh he is a
Speaker 1: rap prapper. Yeah, I'm trying to think who from my
Speaker 1: school was famous? Um, right, there's got to be something.
Speaker 1: Did you ever look if you look up your school
Speaker 1: in there, it'll say notable alumni. Yeah, and it's probably
Speaker 1: there's probably like a priest or something from your school.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. They tried to recruit people, but
Speaker 1: it was like what.
Speaker 2: I'm good, you mean to a priesthood with the collar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they'd come and talk to you and be like.
Speaker 1: It's not that bad. You're like a gate. I can't
Speaker 1: never see you as a priest. Now, I'd probably lose
Speaker 1: patience real quick. I think I go to Catholic school
Speaker 1: or like even badder than like public school kids. Maybe
Speaker 1: bad or even worse. Yeah, because they're forced. No one
Speaker 1: wants to go to Catholic school. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: go to Hebrew school like you. Your parents forced to
Speaker 1: go to religious stuff. Every kid's like, oh, I gotta
Speaker 1: go to religion today. Like, nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 1: And if they do, those are the priests and the rabbis, right.
Speaker 2: And that's why they recruit exactly. Well, thank you so
Speaker 2: much for listening, Matt. We tried to end this like
Speaker 2: ten minutes ago. Yeah, thanks for listening. We'll see you
Speaker 2: Monday with all new serial Killers. Another bull chat on
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Speaker 2: my posts in the Cruncher's chat? No, I don't look
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Speaker 2: get it. This is still a thing alternative bro. Anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: people want merch, so we have to figure this out.
Speaker 1: We should do a survey though, because I want to
Speaker 1: see how many I did in the chat, right, like
Speaker 1: four people like yeah, I want stuff. It was way
Speaker 1: more than four people.
Speaker 2: But you're not gonna say the same way that we
Speaker 2: should do a live show because people want to see
Speaker 2: us and they want to represent us.
Speaker 1: They can watch us on our YouTube channel, serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I want to make money and go and do things.
Speaker 2: You make money, not enough that I want to People
Speaker 2: want to see us.
Speaker 1: Let's supply supply it. We around the street. People can
Speaker 1: come say hello, yeah, you'll do that, but yet a
Speaker 1: pay ticket person, No, they muck me until we see
Speaker 1: you again, say clink Andrew okay, let me BUYE clink
Speaker 1: Clink take out. Can't.
Speaker 2: I'm too nervous.