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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Talk

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Speaker 1: Soup and Queer as Folk how Sparks, February twenty seventh

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Speaker 1: through March first. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

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Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand another Jubila on the twenty five. Hello, Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: is this Alexis? Yes, Alexis. My name is Christian. I

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Speaker 1: work for events. We're the ones who put on the

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Speaker 1: restaurant opening that you went to last night. Yeah, thank

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Speaker 1: you for always having me on your list. It's always fun.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you betch um listenuse me. Oh I was just saying, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's cool and everything else. But I'm calling you to

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Speaker 1: let you know that we're taking you off our lists

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Speaker 1: for all future events. Why you don't really need me

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Speaker 1: to tell you? Why? No? But why? I think this

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Speaker 1: is so strange. Why you just listen? You just need

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Speaker 1: to know that you're not invite back to any of

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Speaker 1: our events ever again. And it's all because of what

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Speaker 1: you did last night. Excuse me? What did I do?

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Speaker 1: Are you seriously going to sit there and try to

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Speaker 1: act like you have no idea? I'm I'm I have

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Speaker 1: no clue. What you're talking about, did you meet a

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Speaker 1: guy last night at our event? Yes? Yeah? Did you

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Speaker 1: get its phone number? I bet you did? I bet

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Speaker 1: you did. What is this all about? Like? Is it wrong? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's wrong to come in there and pick up on

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Speaker 1: somebody else's target. I was putting in work on that

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Speaker 1: guy all night long, and then you came in and

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Speaker 1: just kidding me? Is this surreal? That was what I thought.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I saw you talking to him, I

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Speaker 1: was like, is this bit serious? Because what did you get?

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Speaker 1: Did you go and look at my information or something?

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Speaker 1: Because it doesn't seem like you're being very professional if

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Speaker 1: you work for the organization. That's absolutely what happened. Because

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Speaker 1: I saw you talking to him, and then I asked

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Speaker 1: somebody else. I was like, who's that hussy over there?

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Speaker 1: And they told me your name, and I looked you

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Speaker 1: up in the system. And that's why I'm letting you know.

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed at any of our events anymore, especially

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Speaker 1: if you're going to act all slutty, all slutty? How

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Speaker 1: dare you even say that? How dare I? How dare

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Speaker 1: I say that? Well? I don't know. Jealous, Christian, don't

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Speaker 1: be jealous. Just because you don't have the goody. Excuse me, Christian.

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Speaker 1: Christian doesn't get jealous of anybody, especially Christians jealous, especially

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Speaker 1: if he's referring to himself a third person, like especially

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Speaker 1: some low rent hood rat like you. Okay, I cannot

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Speaker 1: even believe you've taken the time out of your day

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Speaker 1: to call me because you're upset that the guy didn't

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Speaker 1: want that I stole somebody who I haven't even developed

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Speaker 1: a relationship with. Give me a great Christian. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe that you would waltz in to my event,

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Speaker 1: okay and just steal a man from right under my

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Speaker 1: nose your event, Christian. Excuse me? Who were you by

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Speaker 1: the way? Were you serving me drinks? Or were you

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Speaker 1: checking me in at the door? Oh? Yeah, that's sure. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you think you're sure. I know your boy, you

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Speaker 1: think you're so cool and so awesome because you're not

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Speaker 1: going to have a job by the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: From what I'm concerned, If you're calling me and doing this,

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Speaker 1: that's that's where I'm at now. So why don't you

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Speaker 1: think about that and you think about where're going to

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Speaker 1: be getting your next paycheck? Don't try to get Christian,

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Speaker 1: I'll side tracked with some other bulls. Okay, what we're

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Speaker 1: talking about here is the fact that you came in

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Speaker 1: and stole my man last night. Okay, you're killing me

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Speaker 1: with the third person because it obviously shows you have

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Speaker 1: yourself on a pedestal. You should get off of it

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Speaker 1: because obviously he didn't take your number. He took mine.

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Speaker 1: If you've ever met me, then you know why don't

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Speaker 1: you calm down, you little ask? Okay and take down

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Speaker 1: a notch? Excuse me? Think? Yeah, go get a life, actually,

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Speaker 1: because you're interrupting mine and I don't appreciate it. You

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Speaker 1: have no idea who you're talking to, no clue. Um, Actually,

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Speaker 1: I do have an idea. I've gotten a really good

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Speaker 1: idea of who you are and what kind of person

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Speaker 1: you are. I'm talking to a little ask who has

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Speaker 1: obviously just okay, listen, listen, you stop right there, because

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You got one of those things right,

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Speaker 1: and that's the fact that yeah, it's tiny, it's very tiny,

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Speaker 1: but the rest of what you got it all wrong?

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Speaker 1: Are you real? Like super? How are you talking about

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Speaker 1: how this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning I'm moving eighty two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh Mike. I

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Speaker 1: was like, who is this guy even follow me? I

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Speaker 1: couldn't even the audacity of this sprucement, and I couldn't

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Speaker 1: believe I was entertaining you. Your sister Bianca set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said that she's always tired of you stealing her

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Speaker 1: men too. Oh my god, yeah right, I love it.

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Speaker 1: She would do something like this, yeah whatever, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: you're still not invited to anymore. My part is so Christian.

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Speaker 1: I would kick your butt whatever. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with lap two point five