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Speaker 1: It begins, Oh my gosh, you guys are gonna love

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Speaker 1: this week. Hey, welcome to the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 1: We have a full hour for you. But we are

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Speaker 1: kicking off our first ever scam the Scammer Week. Yeah. Fine,

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Speaker 1: So we get tons of scam calls to the station

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Speaker 1: here because we have so many landlines so hooked in,

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Speaker 1: and we decided to flip the script and every scammer, well,

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Speaker 1: every scammer that called in, we tried to prank them,

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Speaker 1: but we recorded the best ones. Yes, and they'll be

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Speaker 1: at our phone taps all week, all week. Yeah, your

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Speaker 1: first scam the scammer phone tap today. I hope you

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. Brand new loser line, lots of new stuff,

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Speaker 1: new second date, it's all new.

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Speaker 2: I just thought of something, What if we don't play

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Speaker 2: the scam the scammers.

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Speaker 1: And we scama.

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Speaker 3: But they're not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but they are, we're not. It's gonna play, It's

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Speaker 1: gonna play, all right, What do you got, alexis?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this comment is from someone who obviously went to

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Speaker 4: our YouTube, Afric and Jeffrey and watched a video of

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Speaker 4: us in studio. Okay, you know, sometimes we're sitting in

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Speaker 4: our chairs sometimes we're standing, and they said, Brook, jeff

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Speaker 4: and Alexis. My major question is, why are you gonna

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Speaker 4: do my man Jose dirty? He's always standing. Offer him

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Speaker 4: a chair. His legs probably look like the Hulk's arms from.

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Speaker 5: All that standing.

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Speaker 1: I got your back, bro Haha. I'm Mikey.

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Speaker 6: By the way, Hey, I'm sitting in a chair.

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Speaker 1: Right now, but I'm gonna pull it out from underneath

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Speaker 1: him in any second. No chairs allowed.

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Speaker 2: I just have too much energy. I stand during most

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Speaker 1: Honestly. He drives Jake nuts because he sits and he stands,

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Speaker 1: and he sits and he stands, and then he has

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Speaker 2: So I'm just I got add I'm.

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Speaker 1: Jake said, no chair for you.

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Speaker 7: You know what, just because I'm gonna lay down.

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Speaker 1: Next week, your full hour starts right now. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: Scammy Scammra Week with Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Just because it's a new year doesn't mean we can't

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Speaker 2: bring back one of our favorite old segments.

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Speaker 1: I love living in the past, jeff When it's.

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Speaker 2: The best place to live it is broken Jeffrey. In

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Speaker 2: the morning, Ashton hit the imaging.

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Speaker 5: Audio behind.

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Speaker 1: Yes, make the list of things that are canceled.

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Speaker 2: Uncancellable audio. First, you guys know what it is? A

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Speaker 2: segment no other morning radio show has the courage to

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Speaker 2: do because you.

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Speaker 1: Just played the audio without any explanation of what we're

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Speaker 2: And we played the audio of a news story giving

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Speaker 2: zero context whatsoever. And then after it plays, let the

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Speaker 2: room discuss what you think it is and then mock

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Speaker 2: you for how wrong you are roll it.

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Speaker 8: It has really no drawbacks except.

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Speaker 1: That is spicy.

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Speaker 2: Nobody accepts my habit.

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Speaker 1: Nobody accepts me for who I am.

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Speaker 2: Explained, are you you're so stupid? That was a clip

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Speaker 2: of a woman who was just featured on TLC's My

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Speaker 2: Strange Addiction. I knew it was going to be Her

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Speaker 2: claim to fame is she snorts all of her food.

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Speaker 2: Here's a picture of her snorting some avocado toast that

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Speaker 2: she had just put into the blender.

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Speaker 7: It's a smoothie girl.

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Speaker 1: I'm yagging. You're out at college. You don't need to

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Speaker 1: do this anymore.

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Speaker 2: Well, why does she do it? It's probably best if

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Speaker 2: she explained, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to know more. I do not see snorting

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Speaker 1: my food has a problem. I think it has a

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Speaker 1: lot of benefits. No risk of choking. I don't overeat,

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Speaker 1: I consume less calories.

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Speaker 2: So progressive, I'm still risk of choking. Yeah, if it

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Speaker 1: In the flip anyone not concerned that she's blending all

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Speaker 2: She's dropping pounds at a record rate, Brooks, Look, she

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Speaker 1: Who wants to dinner with her?

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Speaker 7: What would you guys prefer?

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Speaker 2: Chane restaurants start offering snortable food menu options booten free

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Speaker 2: of course or more audio first juice? No, I think

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Speaker 7: Audio audio reached.

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Speaker 2: And then it takes and no other radio show is

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Speaker 2: doing it. You are welcome. Let's move on again to

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Speaker 2: the josh Olin Question of the Day, featuring our own

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Speaker 2: strange addiction of public self humiliation on national scale. Jake

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Speaker 2: feed our addiction well on this game.

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Speaker 7: Back in nineteen sixty six, ABC.

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Speaker 8: Aired the first episode of Batman, starring Adam West as

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Speaker 8: the Cape Crusader, but the Batman comics were around long

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Speaker 8: before then. Ever, since nineteen thirty nine, the Dark Knight

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Speaker 7: Sort of productive way therapy for him.

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Speaker 8: Sometimes he was fighting the Joker, sometimes it was two Face,

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Speaker 8: and sometimes it was a totally obscure villain. They cobbled

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Speaker 8: I just made up during a special bad guy or

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Speaker 2: Twenty of twenty, I hear you, Billie Eilish we go.

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Speaker 8: You say a number one through twenty, I'll tell you

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Speaker 8: about a bizarre villain that Batman may have brought to justice.

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Speaker 8: You need to tell me if it's a real bad

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Speaker 8: guy or a made up sad try. Now, let's start

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Speaker 8: with the woman who has a utility belt loaded with bronzer,

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Speaker 8: contour sticks, lip oil, a quick.

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Speaker 7: To the macmobile.

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Speaker 1: That was good.

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Speaker 8: Your potential Batman villain is none other than a man

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Speaker 8: named Condiment King, or as I like to call him. K.

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Speaker 8: Dresses like a fast food mascot and commits crimes using

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Speaker 2: The girl that snorts her food absolutely.

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Speaker 9: Has a c Q.

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Speaker 7: Is that a real bad guy or just a sad try.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. Imagine him like looking like Ronald

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Speaker 4: Yeahald, but I am gonna say sad try.

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Speaker 8: You don't think so, I do think so. Condon mc

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Speaker 8: king was originally created for Batman. The animated series first

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Speaker 8: appeared in the season three episode Make Him Laugh Scared.

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Speaker 1: SpongeBob would watched this is off the Board its wild eight.

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Speaker 8: Your potential Batman villain is none other than the penny

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Speaker 8: Barons I like to call him. Was a thief who

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Speaker 8: targeted banks and museums to hoard loose change, claiming Gotham

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Speaker 7: Is the penny Baron a real bad guy or just

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Speaker 2: It seems like the natural enemy of a billionaire would

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Speaker 1: I think, I mean, I like the concept. It's the

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Speaker 1: name that is sticking with me. That's hard. A penny baron,

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Speaker 1: like a baron, is usually like a lord or you know,

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Speaker 1: any picture would be cool, or the Copper King, you know,

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Speaker 1: because pennies were made out.

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Speaker 7: Of King copper.

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Speaker 1: Dumb name I'm gonna say, try hard, sad try what

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Speaker 8: You just you just you just say whatever you want.

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Speaker 8: I got you doesn't think it's real. And Penny Baron

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Speaker 8: is not a real guy. I do like King Copper

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Speaker 8: though later three are off the board. Any number from you,

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Speaker 8: let's go lucky number seven. Your potential batman villain is

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Speaker 8: none other than kite Man, or as you could guess,

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Speaker 8: I like to call him KM.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you like to shorten the kite.

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Speaker 8: Man wears a green body suit and flies around on

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Speaker 7: And attacks from the air. You gonna tell me?

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Speaker 8: Is Kaiepan a real bad guy, a real loser, or

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Speaker 8: is he a fake loser?

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Speaker 7: A sad try Imaginally at.

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Speaker 2: The park and like you see a kite, You're like, ohh.

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Speaker 7: Again, still up there.

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Speaker 1: He's screwed. If he's robbing only single floor banks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's not going very far.

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Speaker 7: It's not effective if it's not a windy day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, true.

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Speaker 7: But I'm gonna say, kite Man's real. Dude, Jose says,

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Speaker 7: km's real.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, here's a picture of kite Man.

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Speaker 2: We need to read a kite Man movie.

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Speaker 8: He first appeared in Batman one thirty three in August

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Speaker 8: nineteen sixty as a kimming villain ex kite based weapons. Jeff,

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Speaker 8: when you were over to you, I need a number ten.

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Speaker 8: Your potential Batman villain is none other than Crazy Quilt,

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Speaker 8: as I like to call him. He's a criminal who

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Speaker 8: Crazy Quilt a real bad guy or a sad, depressing try.

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Speaker 2: I mean, some of the most evil comes from the

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Speaker 1: I mean you would feel comforted by a quilt until

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Crazy Quilt Man is still a real

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Speaker 7: You think he's real?

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Speaker 1: You right?

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Speaker 8: Crazy Quilt face first face Batman's psych Robin and Star

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Speaker 8: Spangled comics. I'm passing a picture around of Crazy.

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Speaker 1: He's got a skirt on that's cute thanks to Commy King.

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Speaker 7: Alexis is the person who lost today's edition.

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Speaker 2: All right, Alexis. That means you're gonna be getting shocked

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Speaker 2: and somebody wanted to hear not Batman but Superman by

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Speaker 2: five for fighting.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I can't Santa Fight.

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Speaker 2: I'm not that naive.

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Speaker 1: I'm just out to find that better part of me.

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Speaker 2: You're like a super villain. That was your shot collar

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Speaker 2: question of the day. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 5: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Despite what you may have heard, the state of Florida

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Speaker 2: does actually have some rules and regulations. Wait a minute, suggestions.

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Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I know

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Speaker 2: that you're shocked by that.

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Speaker 1: Does anyone read them?

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Speaker 2: The only reason I know this is because a list

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Speaker 2: came out this morning from the Florida DMV was last

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Speaker 2: year alone, they rejected three hundred and thirty vanity license

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Speaker 2: plate requests for being too racy and out of the

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Speaker 2: three hundred and thirty, probably can't read three hundred and

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Speaker 2: twenty of them, but there's probably a few that I

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Speaker 2: can say. Keep in mind, people actually lose money doing this. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they submit their request, the DMB comes back and says, no,

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Speaker 2: we cannot take your stupid suggestion, but we will keep

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Speaker 2: your deposit.

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Speaker 1: Thanks you crazy? Yeah, yeah, it's a racket man.

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Speaker 2: For example, number seven hawk two spelled two rejected for

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Speaker 2: obvious reasons. Do you think it was the girl herself.

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Speaker 1: I think it's amazing that someone at the DMV was

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Speaker 1: with it to know what that even meant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Number six Hawk, the number two a W

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Speaker 2: Hawk to just real creative guys, I got to put

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Speaker 2: on my license.

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Speaker 1: Who is the guy driving? It has to be a guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ladies can have aspirations. To number five murder wagon

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Speaker 2: Those were your rejected Florida license plates from last year.

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Speaker 2: We got Laser Stories coming up right after this. It's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and not only do they look stylis, it's a

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Speaker 1: See that our fourteen year old dog has been wearing

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Speaker 2: to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 2: we've got a laser. It's other lace labridoodles just don't.

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Speaker 2: This first lazer story is out of Louisiana. Forty one

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Speaker 2: year old woman named Aaron Sutton walked across her lawn,

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Speaker 1: I've addicted I'd be down like pawns are so brossly. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: What do you coax them with?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, shrimp.

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Speaker 7: Don't do that well.

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Speaker 1: Mermaids have feelings too.

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Speaker 2: They did taser.

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Speaker 7: Oh god, it she was wet, so that's got work.

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Speaker 2: No, they said it had zero effect. What She then

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Speaker 1: this is like a sequel to Aquaman. Yeah, this was

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Speaker 1: That's not good.

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Speaker 2: So now she's facing charges her public drunkenness, public intimidation,

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Speaker 2: This next cser story is out of Thailand. The nineteen

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Speaker 1: She saw it coming.

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Speaker 2: It's true, And when Quang finally opened her eyes again,

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Speaker 2: the fortune teller told her, for an additional fee, her

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Speaker 2: Oh, Quang doesn't know that it's stolen at this point.

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Speaker 2: She's just like, if you pay me more, I don't

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Speaker 2: So other people stepped into help dug through a box

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Speaker 2: that the fortune teller had and found the iPhone. What yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hey, I think you should represent herself. Yeah, that's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of mix up mania.

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Speaker 2: Should we be worried that natural flavoring is one of

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Speaker 1: Why would you want to drink soap there?

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Speaker 2: Classic bubble bath soap is bubblegum scented, so that's the flavor,

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Speaker 1: I hate bubble gum flavored things because your headaches thinking

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Speaker 1: cue it is very athetic. You can drink it elective. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll just have it out for display.

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Speaker 2: The brook will take the bath water flavored.

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Speaker 2: There you go. This next laser story is out of

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Speaker 2: the cinema circle. National Popcorn Day is coming up on

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Speaker 2: the nineteenth, and you know you're a true fan of

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Speaker 2: the stuff. If you do this, Cinema is bringing back

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Speaker 2: it's bring your own popcorn bucket promo for a second year.

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Speaker 1: I should bring the kids. They would love to do. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But there's a way to get an obscene amount of

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Speaker 1: I can't even wrap my head around how much popcorn

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Speaker 7: It's a red wagon fold.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just over three gallons.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know. Actually they're teaming up with the

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Speaker 1: The better layer that butter a lot of layer.

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Speaker 2: You need to be careful because normally those things are

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Speaker 2: Don't used one before you well, extra flavor. I guess

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Speaker 2: you're right. They'll also have a food grade bucket liner

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Speaker 1: If you're too lazy to just clean it yourself.

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Speaker 1: No way.

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Speaker 2: You could just show up with your low's bucket, get

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Speaker 2: And rumor is this guy is going to be participating

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Speaker 2: and that sounds Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 2: of the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: When you think of the sexiest men in uniform.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff, let's think about it crazy, think some more.

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Speaker 2: The first thing that comes to mind is it a firefighter,

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Speaker 2: at Wimbledon.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, the accent, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean that's where my mind goes and access immediately so

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Speaker 2: quick with their legs. Yeah, tennis players, bro. But today

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Speaker 1: About those big shoes.

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Speaker 2: He overheard something interesting at a party he was hired

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Speaker 2: to do, and now he's got a business idea that

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Speaker 2: he believes one divorced mom cannot refuse. Okay, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: hear it in a brand new loser line coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this, the right number.

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Speaker 10: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 2: want to go have He's on a baby.

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Speaker 1: We're jumping right to the Okay.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do, don't say yes or try to bargain

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Speaker 2: are you gonna eat that? When he looks confused, that's

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Speaker 11: Hey there, Warrior, it's just checking in. So I know

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Speaker 11: some motivational speaking. It's mostly a senior homes right now,

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Speaker 12: So he's ninety three, and one.

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Speaker 11: Day he was saying, what do I even have to

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Speaker 11: to be a sandwich. You just got to eat it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: I think that works.

449
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Speaker 11: And you know, I let Jack.

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Speaker 13: Inspire you to actually do something with your life.

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Speaker 11: I mean, the meeting guys like me, thanks, can only.

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Speaker 12: Get better.

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Speaker 2: Inspired during the entire thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the only problem is more he probably can't

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Speaker 1: eat the sandwich because of the teeth situation. But I

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Speaker 1: got what he was saying, yeah.

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Speaker 7: I wanted that to be motivational sandwich.

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Speaker 10: I love this.

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Speaker 7: I'm into this. Yeah, it's never made sense.

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Speaker 1: It's over our heads, but sometimes it's a hot sandwich.

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Speaker 2: I love Yeah. You know that you're going to see

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Speaker 2: that phrase stitched into Airbnb pillows coming. Life's like a sandwich.

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Speaker 2: You just gotta eat it. I love it. Well, we motivated, Hosean.

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Speaker 3: Look, I do want to say this, but I'm a

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Speaker 3: really big deal.

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Speaker 5: I'm not even Joe.

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Speaker 3: So listen, if you don't hit me up by six.

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Speaker 8: O'clock tonight, then I'm I'm gonna go out and hook

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Speaker 8: up with so many women.

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Speaker 5: Is that what you want?

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Speaker 8: You want me out there in the streets drowning and ladies,

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Speaker 8: because I will. I will drown myself and chicks all

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Speaker 8: night and it'll be easy.

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Speaker 7: So if you don't want that, then call me back.

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Speaker 3: Watch Chicken Babe next message.

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Speaker 1: I like that the chick drowning usually takes place at

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Speaker 1: six o'clock in the evening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when it starts, and then the flooding really

479
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Speaker 2: picks up after that.

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Speaker 7: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Kids play hard to get and they're not even in

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Speaker 2: the room with the same girl. Totally. He's absolutely not

483
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Speaker 2: compensating for something.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna miss out yea.

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Speaker 2: And in fact, I would use that same exact advice

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Speaker 2: for our listeners, where if you don't go listen to

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Speaker 2: our podcast or our YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey, what

488
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 2: are you gonna do, jeff You're gonna miss out and

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Speaker 2: we're gonna have so many any other listeners all night

490
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: long is not what you want. Just some randos hitting

491
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Speaker 2: up our second date updates and our phone tabs. You

492
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Speaker 2: have till six o'clock to subscribe, otherwise we are going

493
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Speaker 2: to drown ourselves in listeners.

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Speaker 1: That's right now, I even want us more.

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Speaker 2: Hope you feel bad about yourself. Now let's get back

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Speaker 2: to the clipse.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Jessica, it's getten from the birthday party. Probably remember

498
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Speaker 3: me as quickly the party clown. I'm sorry to hear

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Speaker 3: about your divorce, by the way, but I heard some

500
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Speaker 3: of the other moms talking about it, and well, this

501
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Speaker 3: may not be the best time to bring it up.

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Speaker 14: But I do part time the AVORCE counseling on the side,

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Speaker 14: and I'm not doing the clown stuff. So if you want,

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Speaker 14: I can be your shoulder to cry on or your nose.

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Speaker 3: O God, anyway, I'm here, give me a callback.

506
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: Imagine him whispering that gig in your ear.

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Speaker 1: That has to be when you know you hit rock bottom,

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Speaker 1: when you're getting counseled by a clown after your divorce.

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Speaker 2: Ye, everybody needs a Yeah.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 10: Hey, it's the guy from Java Junction. We changed phone numbers.

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Speaker 3: I noticed you.

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Speaker 10: You accidentally took my sugar packet when you grabbed your

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Speaker 10: coffee from the table. So I mean, it's it's no

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00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 10: big deal. It's you know, it happens all the time,

516
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Speaker 10: but it's it's just funny because now every time I

517
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 10: stir my latte, it makes me it makes the sound

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Speaker 10: of a dolphin, you know. Like, but hey, you can

519
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 10: always make it up to me by buying coffee, you know, Fyi,

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00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 10: it's ubby. It has to include a sugar packet. Maybe

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00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 10: that'll stop the dolphin knife.

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Speaker 3: I really like you.

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00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: Oh I don't like that one. Do the drugs go

524
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: straight in the coffee? Take them afterwards?

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00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 2: You really want to know how it works?

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00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 4: I just I want drug a sugar code for Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like we need to set this guy up

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00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: with some sort of clown life counselor make it through

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Speaker 2: the day. Remember, you can hear your favorite loser line

530
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: of the week when you subscribe to the Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffery YouTube page, where we post all of our content

532
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 2: along with our second date. Updates are Awkward Tuesday and

533
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: your phone taps. We got one coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And with today's prank,

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Speaker 2: we're launching a new week long event we've never done

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Speaker 2: before that we're calling Scam the Scammer. Yes, let's because

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Speaker 2: here's the deal. We have multiple phone lines in our

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00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: studio for contests and stuff, and at least once an hour,

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00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: one of our lines will light up with some rando

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00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 2: trying to sell us a bogus car warranty absolutely or

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00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 2: boat insurance who knows what it is. And we're like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, let's just answer these calls and mess

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00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 2: with them because.

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Speaker 1: There's more than ever.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I did this for the first time,

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Speaker 2: walk and people loved it.

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Speaker 7: It was hilarious.

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00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's just what we did for an entire week.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear how it went in your Scam the scammer.

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00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: Phone tap right now.

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 13: Hello, Yes, is this Mark?

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, let let me get them for you.

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Speaker 9: Ah.

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00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Mark him Mark.

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Speaker 13: I'm calling you from the Department of Social Security Administration.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 13: The reason you're receiving this call from our department is

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Speaker 13: to inform you that there is a legal enforcement action

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Speaker 13: filed on your Social Security number for fraudulent activity.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh no, that doesn't sound good.

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Speaker 13: Yes, sir, so I can help you through the steps

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Speaker 13: to get this corrected.

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Speaker 9: Yo.

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Speaker 2: Hey, are you on the phone.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 12: Okay, Hey, I gotta call my sisters, see if she's

569
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Speaker 12: like in the weather on vacation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm on the phone still. Oh all right,

571
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: my bad. Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Sorry, Hello, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a few moments, Yeah, yeah, I have

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Speaker 2: a few moments.

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Speaker 9: All right.

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Speaker 13: I can get you through the steps to get this corrected. Yes,

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Speaker 13: go ahead, Okay, there's a legal enforcement action.

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hey, you selling the phone? Yeah, I'm still here. Okay.

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Speaker 13: Hello, can we can we talk about this?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We're talking right now. All right, I'm following you have.

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Speaker 13: I have the steps to get this corrected. If you'll

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Speaker 13: just allow the Yo.

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Speaker 2: Are you selling the phone? Broyh?

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Speaker 13: Excuse me?

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00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: Hello? Yes?

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Speaker 13: All right? Are there going to be any more interruptions

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Speaker 13: because I need to get you through the steps to

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Speaker 13: get this corrected.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I'm eager to get it corrected. I actually

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Speaker 2: got to run out by some mangos in a bit,

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Speaker 2: so I want to get this done. You're saying there's

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Speaker 2: been some kind of legal enforcement something.

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Speaker 13: Legal enforcement action filed on your social security numbers?

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Speaker 7: Align for yet?

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Speaker 13: All right, you have to that guy cannot interrupt anymore? Please?

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Speaker 2: What guy who was just on? That's my roommate. We

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Speaker 2: only have one phone in the house, so all right.

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Speaker 13: Well, this is about your social Security number and fraudulent

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Speaker 13: activity on.

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Speaker 2: You said that quite a bit. Is there any way

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Speaker 2: that we can move this along?

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Speaker 13: It's really up to your friend not interrupting.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you and I have been talking about

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Speaker 2: it now for thirty seconds.

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Speaker 13: And there haven't been a lot longer than that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, sorry, you were saying fraudulent activity something filed.

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Speaker 13: On your social security number?

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Speaker 9: Yo?

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Speaker 2: Mark you s line was free on the phone on

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Speaker 2: my dad?

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Speaker 13: Excuse me? Yeah, the guy's picking up every three seconds,

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Speaker 13: so maybe I just need to call back.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, because remember what I said, I had to

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Speaker 2: go get mangoes at the grocery store. So actually, the

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Speaker 2: faster that we could get this done, that.

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Speaker 13: Would be the time to go fast. Do you understand?

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you're not doing the next.

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Speaker 13: You're not You're not going fast with me?

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Speaker 2: All right, just go I.

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Speaker 13: Can help you through the stay.

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Speaker 2: You're still talking on the phone right now. Ah, dude,

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Speaker 2: this is all right.

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Speaker 13: I'm going to have to call back because this is

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Speaker 13: just keeps happening.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because I have some time right now

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Speaker 2: and I'm my credit card out, so yeah.

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Speaker 13: But i'd have to hurry because the guy's going to

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Speaker 13: come back on the line and interrupt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I don't think it'll happen again,

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Speaker 2: So go ahead.

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Speaker 13: I don't want any more interruptions.

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Speaker 2: I'm no same. I'm with you, but this is fraudulent

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Speaker 2: activity or whatever, like I think we should handle it now.

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Speaker 13: It's just really convenient that every time I try to

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Speaker 13: do this with you, your roommate picks up.

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00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, like I said before, we have one phone line.

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Speaker 2: He's in the other room. He can't tell when I'm

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Speaker 2: on it, and he's just trying to respect my privacy.

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Speaker 2: I feel like he's being considerate, but I guess it

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Speaker 2: really doesn't matter. I just want to fix this as

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Speaker 2: quickly as possible.

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Speaker 13: We've got multiple steps to get this corrected. I need

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Speaker 13: to get through all of them.

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00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: Okay, what we need.

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Speaker 13: To start with the first one, which we never get to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's step one?

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Speaker 13: All right? Step one?

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Speaker 10: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Is that scammers still on the phone or are you

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00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: guys still doing this thing?

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00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: Have you figured it out yet?

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00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to do the premn What an idiot? Yeah? Okay, bye, Sorry.

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00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 13: Hello, Okay, this is stupid.

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Speaker 2: Hey, look before you hang up, you should probably know

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Speaker 2: that I'm not really Mark whoever that guy was that

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Speaker 2: you're asking for. I work for a radio show where

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00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: we troll scammers who are trying to call us. So, Hey,

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Speaker 2: is there anyone I can give money to on the line? Actually, yeah,

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00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: there is, if you want to talk to him.

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Speaker 8: Coincidence broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Becoming the best version of yourself doesn't just magically happen overnight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

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00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 2: It takes hard work, focus, and a distant, rich relative

666
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Speaker 2: you never met before, dying mysteriously and leaving you their

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00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: entire fortune waiting for you at Matilda. But one of

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00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: our listeners found a much faster route to self improvement,

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Speaker 2: and all he had to do was change two physical

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Speaker 2: things to make himself perfect for his date. So why

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Speaker 2: is he reaching out for help now? No way. Things

672
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 2: possibly could have backfired on him. We'll find out exactly

673
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 2: what he did in your brand new second date.

674
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 5: Update next Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Second date Updates.

675
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 2: If your dating life isn't going well, Let's say you've

676
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: been single for more than a year. You've been on

677
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 2: a dozen different first dates, but not many seconds, where

678
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 2: do you go? Who do you talk to for advice?

679
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: I hope you're saying us.

680
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 2: Definitely not us, not first anyways. I mean we're more

681
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: of a last resort. Yeah, boy, if you hit rock bottom,

682
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 2: open up the door to the basement and find us

683
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: down there. That's exactly what our listener, Anthony decided long

684
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 2: before he came to us. He went to his friend

685
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 2: seeking advice first, so I'm curious to learn more about it. Anthony.

686
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

687
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 12: Hey guys, thanks for having me Welcome to.

688
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: The lowest point of your dating career, Anthony. We are

689
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 1: so glad to be part of it.

690
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 12: That means it feels great.

691
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 2: The only place for you to go is up from here.

692
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 2: All right, that's the good news. But let's start with

693
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: hearing about your love life because you said you've been

694
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: struggling a little bit lately.

695
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, I have not had a lot of success with

696
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 12: women lately. Okay, I asked a female friend of mine

697
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 12: for some honest feedback.

698
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 2: Oh, that's good. At least it wasn't a guy no.

699
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: But are you ready for the answer?

700
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 2: You know, that's always the question, because that female feedback

701
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: is brutal.

702
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: If you ask for honesty, you're going to get it.

703
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 2: Okay, what did your friends say?

704
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 12: Well, we even did a pretend date during her work

705
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 12: lunch so she could kind of see my game.

706
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: Oh but that's kind of smart.

707
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: You like, role played that you were on a first

708
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: date with her.

709
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

710
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 12: Smart, You know, we tried to do our best to

711
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 12: recreate the real thing.

712
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: That's okay.

713
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 2: Like, now you're giving her the context of what you're

714
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 2: actually like on a date. So that's a good friend.

715
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 2: Someone willing to practice dating with you and kiss you

716
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: even that's.

717
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: I want to know what her review was.

718
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was pretty positive, okay, but afterwards she did

719
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 12: mention a couple of things. All right, she said, I

720
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 12: lick my lips a lot when I talk, too.

721
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I could see that being like a weird

722
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: ick for some people.

723
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: Totally. But at the same time, it means that she

724
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 2: was folks is hyper on your lips the entire date.

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00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 12: That's a pretty good point.

726
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, so don't take it all negative.

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00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: So you lick your lips too much?

728
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: I do?

729
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 12: I do. I didn't even realize that. And apparently I

730
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 12: use my hands too much.

731
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? You can use your hands too much?

732
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: Like when you talk as I do? Yeah, like we

733
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: don't all of us do that so much? Yet?

734
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 2: Too animated when you talk?

735
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, animated. That's a I was going to say, I'm

736
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 12: a handsy talker, but that doesn't sound.

737
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a totally different problem. So you got all

738
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 2: that feedback. What'd you do with that information?

739
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 12: Well, I went on a date, and I'm not sure

740
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 12: if all of that helped or hurt.

741
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: Okay, before we get too into the details, what's the

742
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: name of the girl that you met?

743
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 10: Oh?

744
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 12: Her name is Amanda.

745
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: Amanda, and where'd you meet her?

746
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 12: I met her off of the app?

747
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: All right, okay, And it doesn't sound like you're having

748
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 1: problem getting the dates, so that's good.

749
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 12: I've never had problems getting the first date. It's the

751
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 12: second date that's spent my issues.

752
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or something you're doing on the date, right,

753
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: So run us through how the date went.

754
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 14: Well.

755
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 12: I took her to a wine bar.

756
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: You.

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00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was trying to be very body conscious.

758
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 2: Uh what does that mean?

759
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 12: You know, just based on the feedback I got from

760
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 12: her friend beforehand.

761
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: I saw about the lip licking and handslay.

762
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: I got the driest lips on the thinking about it.

763
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 2: How are you body conscious about that stuff?

764
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 10: Well?

765
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 12: I was very conscious about not licking my lips. I

766
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 12: even asked for a straw with my wine.

767
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 2: Uh did you think.

768
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 7: About bringing chapstick?

769
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: Because that always stops me from doing, you know, licking

770
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 2: my lips.

771
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 7: Once you put it on, then you're like.

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00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm better.

773
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 3: Yeah I should have.

774
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 12: I should have thought about that.

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00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: Okay, it helps. I mean you actually put a straw

776
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: in a wine glass and drank it that way.

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00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 12: I was also keeping my hands down at my side

779
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 12: like I was just kind of bent down and sipped it.

780
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 7: Chocolate milk.

781
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to get too handsy with your

782
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: straw and your wine glass you knock it over.

783
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: That sounds like a terrible no.

784
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 12: No, I didn't kno get over. But I don't know

785
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 12: if she thought it was weird. You know, I was

786
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 12: just trying to correct what my work friend had said.

787
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 1: Did you tell her why or no?

788
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 12: No, I didn't tell her why. I did ask her

789
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 12: for help though, because oh hell well, they weren't bringing

790
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 12: the bill and I didn't want to be waving my

791
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 12: arms around at the waiter, so I asked her to

792
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 12: do it instead.

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00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 2: You had her flag down.

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00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: Did you tell your friend that this is what you did?

795
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: She would be mortified. I think if this is how

796
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: you took the advice.

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00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 12: Listen, I was just trying to take the notes that

798
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 12: she gave her.

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00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: I know, it's sweet. It's sweet that you're trying and

800
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: you're trying to improve yourself like we appreciate.

801
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 2: And that's the thing. Whenever you're trying to fix something,

802
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 2: you usually tend to overcorrect on the behavior too much.

803
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: Do you feel like maybe that's what happened?

804
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 12: I definitely think I went too far the other way.

805
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 12: I even gave her a no armed hug, which I'm

806
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 12: sure was awkward.

807
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: It's not a hug bumping into her.

808
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: You rubbed your chest up against her.

809
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 12: My shoulder, but yeah, it basically.

810
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 2: In your defense, I'm sure it was the best no

811
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 2: armed hug that she's ever gotten in her entire life.

812
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: Does she hug you back?

813
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 12: She did, but she kind of didn't know what to do.

814
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 12: She just kind of put her shoulder back and drove

815
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 12: it into mine.

816
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: Oh, so the feeling is mutual then, Okay.

817
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was not the kind of bumping uglies I

818
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 12: was hoping for.

819
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: So what's happened since? Because my guess is you're not

820
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,439
Speaker 2: texting her, since you're not allowing yourself to use your hands.

821
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: That's the only problem.

822
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 12: I just keep my phone down at my side when

823
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 12: I do my text thing, so I'm not waving them around.

824
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: You're still practicing this no hand thing.

825
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: No, I was, I was joking with that, Okay, the

826
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: humor is on points. So how long has it been

827
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: since your no hand wine date?

828
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 12: Well, it's been over a week and I haven't heard

829
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 12: from her, So I feel like I said, like I

830
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 12: went too far the other way, and.

831
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 13: I need to redo.

832
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a sweet reason. I think if you

833
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: get a chance to explain why you did that, Yeah.

834
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 12: You know, but maybe she didn't notice. Maybe it was

835
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 12: something else that my friend didn't notice, and that's the

836
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 12: reason she's not getting back to me.

837
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: True, could be another thing that you have to work

838
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: on in your personal dating life. But we're going to

839
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 2: find out for sure. I do not either. Just make

840
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: sure your lips are nice and super dry to get

841
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 2: ready to speak to her when we come back.

842
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 4: I have like, don't do it, eight chapstick Amedia, don't

843
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 4: do it.

844
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 2: It's not sexy. We're going to be a sexy edition

845
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: of the second Date update right after this hold on

846
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 2: Brooke and.

847
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Updates.

848
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:45,760
Speaker 2: You've heard of bear hugs, side hugs, triple person sandwich hugs,

849
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 2: but have you ever heard of a no armed hug. Well,

850
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 2: now you have, because our listener Anthony may have invented

851
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 2: it during his first date with Amanda.

852
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: It sounds kind of painful depending on how you know,

853
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: point to your shoulders, it could be.

854
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 2: But he did it because one of his female friends

855
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 2: told him that he tends to use his hands too

856
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: much whenever he talks and interacts, so Anthony was trying

857
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: to overcorrect for that during his date.

858
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: He definitely went to the extreme.

859
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 2: Yes, tried to use his hands as little as possible.

860
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 2: But most horrifying for Brooke was when he used a

861
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 2: straw in his wineglass.

862
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, still no hands, still hands. Yeah, I

863
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 1: can't even believe you've got a wine bar that had

864
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: a straw.

865
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 2: A good point, but he did that because he was

866
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: also told that he licks his lips too much whenever

867
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: he's talking, so that was the workaround to not be

868
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 2: licking his lips the entire time. He's worried he may

869
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 2: have overdone it, but he's brave enough to come on

870
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 2: the show and admit his mistakes, and you should be

871
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 2: proud of that, Anthony.

872
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, guys.

873
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 12: I was thinking about it, and I think it's okay

874
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 12: if you tell her about all of the reasons why

875
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 12: I was doing all that stuff.

876
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay. I think that's a really good idea, Anthony.

877
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,479
Speaker 1: I think it shows that you're a person who's open

878
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: to constructive criticism, that you're willing to change, Like I

879
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: think it's all positive for you.

880
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 12: I appreciate you guys telling her. I just I'm not

881
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 12: very good at words, so I appreciate that.

882
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 2: Hell, neither are we. So this is going to be

883
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 2: a disaster. Here we go. I'm going to use my

884
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 2: hands to dial Amanda's phone number.

885
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 7: Oh dude, something.

886
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 2: That's all the handplay that we'll get for today. Here

887
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: we go. Hello, Hey, are we speaking to Amanda?

888
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 9: Yes, this is Amanda.

889
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 2: Hey, Amanda. You're on a radio show right now. There's

890
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: a whole room of people here. We're called Brook and

891
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Good morning.

892
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 12: Hi.

893
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, did I win something?

894
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

895
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: We haven't had a budget for that and a lot

896
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: of time.

897
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 2: You should have called us back in the nineteen eighties.

898
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: But now we're doing a segment called a second Date update. Okay,

899
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: if you haven't heard that before, it's where one of

900
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 2: our listeners has reached out to us after he went

901
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,280
Speaker 2: out on a date with you. Had a really good time,

902
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 2: but he's having trouble locking down a second one, a

903
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: guy named Anthony.

904
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, I went on a date with Anthony.

905
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, yeah, I like your tone. It sounds like

906
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: you're remembering it. In a positive way, I.

907
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 6: Mean kinda Okay, Okay, Well, we figured there must be

908
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 6: something up because you haven't met up with him a

909
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 6: second time, and we're just trying to help Anthony figure

910
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 6: out if there's a reason for that.

911
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 9: Gotcha, Okay, and he.

912
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 2: Does have a thought about maybe why you're not calling.

913
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 2: You may have noticed his behavior was a little different.

914
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 9: I mean, I think he was great, Like the conversation

915
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 9: was good, but you know, there was a few things

916
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 9: that were kind of funny, like he drank from a

917
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 9: stroke all his.

918
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: Wine and oh my god, did you about die when

919
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: he asked the waitress for a straw to drink his wine.

920
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just thought that it was kind of strange,

921
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 9: especially like on a first date.

922
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: You know, I would have assumed because I read a

923
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: tip a long time ago, like drink coffee out of

924
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: a straw and you won't stay in your teeth, Like,

925
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: did you have any thoughts doing that?

926
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 9: So one of my girlfriends insists that the restaurants don't

927
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 9: clean their glasses well up, so she always drinks with

928
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 9: a straw no matter what. I was like, Oh maybe

929
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 9: it's something like that.

930
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: Interesting, it's so serious.

931
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, dirty wine glasses does explain a lot of brooks

932
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: odd behavior that would make it.

933
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 9: I didn't. I didn't ask though, I didn't ask him

934
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 9: about it.

935
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: Okay, you get that, ok flavor if it's all washed off,

936
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: you know.

937
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 2: I get it the flavor. So is that all that

938
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: you noticed? The straw in the wine glass? Yeah?

939
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: I mean.

940
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 9: And then also, just like his texts, I could tell

941
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 9: that he was not being genuine. It was like almost

942
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 9: like he put it into at GPT.

943
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: Uh wait, before after the date.

944
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 9: Beforehand, it didn't seem like that, but afterwards it seemed

945
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 9: like that. And I can't be sure of it, but

946
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 9: I just I've used chat GPT enough.

947
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I.

948
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: Mean when my friend's talking there Tesla.

949
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 4: Though it does that, it does periods after every sentence

950
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 4: and you talk, I know.

951
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: But there's just like a cadence to it. Like we

952
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: used to have a sales guy who would send all

953
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: of his emails via chat GPT and they're so cheesy

954
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: and awful.

955
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 2: So you're upset because you think that he's been using

956
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 2: chat GPT to help write messages to you.

957
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I'm not upset, but I'm just like

958
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 9: really turned off by that because it's like I want

959
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 9: someone to have deep conversations with me, not like an

960
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 9: AI boyfriend. You can you can order those actually, but

961
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 9: I don't know that.

962
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: That's really funny. I mean, I would we talk to him.

963
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: It's really funny that you say that, because he did

964
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: mention before we called you that he wasn't very good

965
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: with words. So maybe it's just something where he didn't

966
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: think his message was good enough.

967
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: But you know, let's give it a chance to try

968
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 2: to use his words, because he actually is on the

969
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: other line of this phone call waiting to jump in

970
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 2: and speak with you.

971
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 12: Oh wow, hey, hey Amanda, that hurry.

972
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are so nice.

973
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

974
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 9: I just feel bad because I feel like I'm I

975
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 9: just I don't. I feel bad that I said that.

976
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 2: But it's true, Well is it true? We don't know that.

977
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 12: I'm not going to deny it, but there is an explanation.

978
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, what's going on?

979
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 12: I have But you're not going to believe this. I

980
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 12: was one of the inventors of chat GPT, so in

981
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 12: a way, those are my words.

982
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: No, wa has it been around for a long time.

983
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 2: This is Chad chat GPT.

984
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: Anthony. CHATGBT works by taking all everything on the internet

985
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: essentially and learning from that.

986
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 2: Did you just event like a part of the technology

987
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 2: or something talking about Yeah, I did, I did help

988
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: invent it. And so your justification is that because you

989
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 2: helped do the codes for chat GPT, chat GBT is

990
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: actually using your words, I.

991
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 12: Mean essentially, yes, I'm sorry.

992
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: You wouldn't you be so rich? Y?

993
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 2: How do we know he's not rich?

994
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 5: I don't know.

995
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: He's calling us for help, like, don't listen to us.

996
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: Don't real rich people like have assistance to do stuff?

997
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 2: And Anthony, how do you feel that Brooke just insinuated

998
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 2: that you're broke?

999
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: I didn't say broke. They're somewhere in between. Jeff, you

1000
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: know you're not like I invented chat GPT rich. You know,

1001
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: I just I don't know.

1002
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 2: Anthony, feel free to respond.

1003
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 12: I can neither confirm nor deny, but I can at

1004
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 12: least say that I have not had luck with second dates,

1005
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 12: and that's why I came to you.

1006
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: But don't women throw yourselves themselves at you and they

1007
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: learn like that you're the founder, like one of the

1008
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: founding people of chat GPT.

1009
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 12: I don't normally tell people that because they never believe me.

1010
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: Girl's google every guy's name.

1011
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,439
Speaker 4: They go out, they'll find out.

1012
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I have no reason not to believe

1013
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: you about Amanda.

1014
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,959
Speaker 2: Amanda, what do you think hearing that? Good point?

1015
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 9: I mean I'm also having trouble believing it.

1016
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: You don't think he's one of those like gambles that

1017
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: you want to take right, Like, what's the worst that

1018
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: could happen is chat GBT if he's a founder of Chat?

1019
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 7: Does it even change anything? Like how patty are we?

1020
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 7: If he is a billionaire or he's not?

1021
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 6: Do you like him dying?

1022
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: I don't even date for money and a billionaire changes everything?

1023
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 12: Okay, listen, I never said I was a billionaire, and

1024
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 12: you guys are making this all about money, and that's

1025
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 12: my point.

1026
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: Does she like you for you?

1027
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 12: Yeah? I did like the one that was like okay.

1028
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's real. Anthe face to face?

1029
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, he didn't ask me to split the bill,

1030
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 9: so maybe he did start Chat GPT.

1031
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 7: I don't think that.

1032
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 2: Okay, he's got he's got enough for dinner.

1033
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: I feel like there's enough here that you'd want to

1034
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: go out and just see it. What's up?

1035
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, do a little investigation to find out what he

1036
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 2: really does for work, and if you're willing to see

1037
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 2: him one more time, we would pay for that date, Amanda.

1038
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm definitely going to google him to see

1039
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 9: if he's telling the truth, but that I would go

1040
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 9: on a second date.

1041
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 12: Okay, I didn't work on Google, so I don't know

1042
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 12: what that one's gonna say.

1043
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: Trust not trusty? Okay, Ai mode, but.

1044
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: You did you did agree to another date, so this

1045
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 2: is successful. Anthony.

1046
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: Oh maybe AI stands for Anthony intelligence.

1047
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 2: Anthony? Is that true?

1048
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 12: I cannect or confirmed? Nor do I do want to

1049
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 12: confirm though that I don't actually drink wine through a straw.

1050
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's true. Yeah, we never explain that to her, Anthony.

1051
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 2: And she actually didn't mind. I mean she noticed.

1052
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 12: Well we can talk about all that on our next date.

1053
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 12: It'll it'll be a fun story.

1054
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 2: And just wait till you see what he can do

1055
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 2: with his hands.

1056
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 3: Too interesting.

1057
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1058
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny that you say rich people don't

1059
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 2: listen to our show when you literally had the Gates

1060
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 2: family in here as admitted fans. Are they not rich

1061
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: enough for you?

1062
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: Alexis I wasn't here, so it's been a long time since.

1063
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: We don't know that they still listen, and it was

1064
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: the kids like Bill and Melinda never came in.

1065
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, kids, you don't count.

1066
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 5: I know.

1067
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. I got hung up on the

1068
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: money aspect of it, which is not something I typically

1069
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: do you do?

1070
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: And how dare you shame all of our billionaire listeners

1071
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 2: all over the world. I want them to know that, hey,

1072
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 2: I see you and I am available for whatever. Wherever

1073
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 2: Okays are listed on my blog, you will find I

1074
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 2: will do almost anything.

1075
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: Jeff wants a millionaire dot com billionaire.

1076
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: Overall, though, I will say I am happy that Anthony

1077
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 2: was able to pull out another date. But if we

1078
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 2: do find out later that his friends suggested to tell

1079
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: the girl that he's some sort of AI mogul, obviously

1080
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,959
Speaker 2: it works. So to Shay, Anthony, well done.

1081
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: I just want an update so I can find out

1082
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: if this is true or not.

1083
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 2: Me too, you know, because you can't ask chat GPT,

1084
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 2: who knows what that's gonna be, can do some sleuthing

1085
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 2: for us and tell us if they can find an

1086
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 2: Anthony who created a code.

1087
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: Yes, AI always lies to you.

1088
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 2: That's true too, And while you're doing your research, go

1089
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 2: research our show wherever you get your podcasts. We're available Apple, Spotify,

1090
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 2: wherever you find them. Just look up Brook and Jeffrey.

1091
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: If you need advice on how to flirt with someone

1092
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 2: you like, who do you turn to for help your

1093
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 2: friends problem your parents?

1094
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: Could I just tell Alexis you're welcome already because I'm

1095
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 1: always giving her advice?

1096
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, right, those are those are all wrong? The

1097
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: correct answer is ai eh. Yeah, because who knows more

1098
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 2: about experiencing human emotions than an all powerful supercomputer. Ah,

1099
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 2: that's why mine told me to say, greeting's human female.

1100
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,280
Speaker 2: Your facial symmetry registers at ninety seven point four percent pleasing.

1101
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: It is getting hot in here.

1102
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: Would you care to engage our sensory appendages in a

1103
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 2: level one hand holding protocol?

1104
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:33,439
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1105
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 1: That's one zero zero zero one.

1106
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 2: Trust me, your mom hasn't given you any pickup lines.

1107
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 2: That's steamy.

1108
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 14: Wow.

1109
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 2: The only place you'll find flirting even hotter is on

1110
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 2: the pages of Craigslist, which is why we rounded up

1111
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Speaker 2: some of the best from the past week. Get ready

1112
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Speaker 2: to hear some primo human on human biological mating banter

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Speaker 5: Contact miss connections.

1116
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Speaker 2: That was me staring There's only two places to find

1117
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 2: true love in this world. One is at the chiropractor's

1118
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 2: office when they twist your necks so hard you momentarily

1119
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 2: see god.

1120
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, this is dangerous sex though.

1121
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1122
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

1123
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one, titled

1124
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 2: he Snatched My Purse, You Snatched My Heart? A woman

1125
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 2: for Man twenty nine Third Street says, I was sitting

1126
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 2: at the bus stop last Tuesday, wearing my corporate mini skirt.

1127
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: How did I know a bus was going to be

1128
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: involved in it?

1129
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 2: As I waited, a masked man ran by and grabbed

1130
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 2: my favorite Kate Spade purse.

1131
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: Ooh nice.

1132
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 2: And that's when you stood up from the bench next

1133
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 2: to me, threw your full cup of coffee at the ground,

1134
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 2: and said no on my watch. Luckily, the dirt bag

1135
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 2: didn't get far because the crosswalk sign said don't walk.

1136
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 1: He obeyed that.

1137
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 2: Stopped, and you caught up to him. As you attempted

1138
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 2: three roundhouse kicks in a row. I watched in awe.

1139
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 2: Unfortunately you missed him every single time. Hemody for sure,

1140
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 2: as the thief continued to wait for the sign to change,

1141
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 2: just standing.

1142
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: There staring at you from the bus.

1143
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 2: He's lucky because if you had connected, his head would

1144
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 2: have flown off his shoulders. Trust me, I would know.

1145
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 2: I'm from Cleveland.

1146
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: Capital, Corporate skirt Capital.

1147
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 2: The light was taking forever, so eventually he just dropped

1148
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 2: my bag and went the other way. My hero, it

1149
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 2: worked out after that, you boarded bus twenty five and

1150
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 2: rode off into the sunset.

1151
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: Wow, might be taking credit for the glory of the moment.

1152
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 2: My name's Tiffany. By the way, I have two cats,

1153
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 2: some ambiguous student loan debt, and a severe addiction to

1154
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 2: gas station sushi.

1155
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: Oh okay, actually no.

1156
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: Let's grab a discounted rainbow roll sometime at a nearby Chevron discount. Huh,

1157
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 2: it's on me. They shouldn't call it a rainbowrow because

1158
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:36,879
Speaker 2: it's multi color. Signed tiff, Let's go to your next

1159
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 2: misconnection titled you had me at Ipa, then vanished like

1160
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 2: foam man for woman thirty three Downtown brewery. Okay, this

1161
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 2: is not a shocker, he says. I was leading the

1162
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 2: eleven Am tour, like I've done every Saturday for the

1163
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 2: past six years, when all of a sudden, I got

1164
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 2: really tight because I saw you.

1165
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: Really describe it.

1166
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 2: I don't think we want to know the details. He

1167
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 2: got tight, but he goes on. You are a shorter gal,

1168
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 2: big blonde hair, front, teeth like a rabbit, wearing a

1169
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 2: lime green bomber jacket. Kind of reminded me of Jessica Rabbit.

1170
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 2: If she had a face like a rabbit.

1171
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: You could have just said blonde in a green jacket.

1172
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: That's all the description. There can't be that many people

1173
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: at the bar at eleven A.

1174
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 9: No.

1175
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 2: I appreciate the detailed description.

1176
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 7: Big hair.

1177
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, I thought you were cute, especially when we stopped

1178
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 2: at the tasting room and you tried a flight of

1179
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 2: beer and then nibbled on a bowl of pistachios.

1180
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: He just can't get over that.

1181
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed, but I tried to

1182
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 2: impress you by telling a story of how I got

1183
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 2: drunk off this exact same beer at my community college

1184
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 2: a decade ago, when I broke my arm jumping off

1185
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 2: my parents roof.

1186
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: That's really what the beer should be. More about the

1187
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: dumb mistakes you it's made, depending on what type of

1188
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: beer you were drinking.

1189
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, make us all feel better. Yeah, anyway, I'm hoping

1190
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 2: you felt the connection between us. I wrote my number

1191
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 2: on a napkin and gave it to you. I think

1192
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: I saw you sniff it before putting it into your pocket.

1193
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 2: That's traditionally what you do a rabbit like that, signed Laughlin.

1194
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: Rabbits like to procreate.

1195
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 2: Maybe really is. Let's go to your final misconnection titled

1196
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 2: blown Whistle Stolen Heart Woman for Man thirty nine east

1197
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 2: Side Youth Soccer Field today. She writes you black shorts,

1198
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 2: black hat, long black socks and a black and white

1199
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 2: striped shirt.

1200
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 7: Very very fashionable.

1201
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 2: You were the ref.

1202
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 7: Thank you see what I did there?

1203
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 2: Very clever me brown bob Graylulemon leggings, faux for boots,

1204
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 2: but everything else hairless. A real appreciate that mental image.

1205
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 2: She goes on, you were my child's referee at the

1206
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 2: playoff soccer game, and tbh, I haven't seen a man

1207
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 2: since my divorce. That made me think maybe of authority, but.

1208
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he's ready to red charter.

1209
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 2: Alrighty, But the rugged power you emanated when you blew

1210
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 2: that whistle, I couldn't help but think, Wow, there's a

1211
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 2: man that knows what to do with his lips, which

1212
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 2: is a lot more than I can say for my

1213
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 2: former husband, Rodrigo.

1214
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: I knew we were gonna He's.

1215
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 2: On grinder now and it is not my fault.

1216
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 7: It is fine to be.

1217
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 2: Nobody's blaming you for that now. I normally don't go

1218
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 2: for guys with part time jobs, but I do adore

1219
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 2: a man in uniform, and the way you filled out

1220
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 2: that tight shirt, I can tell that you love chasing

1221
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 2: down kids all day long.

1222
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: Stepdaddy, Jacob, that's.

1223
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 2: Not what you want to write on the Christlist. I

1224
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 2: tried to connect with you as you left the field

1225
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 2: and managed to throw a baggie of orange slices through

1226
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 2: your driver's side windows. Hopefully you noticed it wasn't a

1227
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 2: hate crime. I had my phone number sharp eat on

1228
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: the outside of the bag, signed Poma.

1229
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: Yeah he can't take it, though it could be a bribe.

1230
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are really sweet today.

1231
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: Love in the air, Joe.

1232
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely, those are your Craigslist misconnections.

1233
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 5: Broken Jeffrey in the morning.

1234
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Speaker 2: Look out. We've got a green Bay Packers fan on

1235
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: the phone with us right now. His name is Jason.

1236
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: He's played Brook twice, never won, similar to the Packers

1237
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:10,919
Speaker 2: this year. But Jason's dream is that green Bay makes

1238
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 2: it all the way to the super Bowl. And I

1239
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 2: don't want to ruin the magic of radio here for anybody,

1240
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 2: but let's say that we taped this segment on Friday

1241
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 2: and green Bay could already be out of the playoffs

1242
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 2: as this airs. Oh no, Jason, how would you feel

1243
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: you and I would both look pretty stupid right now?

1244
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 3: Huh, well, you know what I mean.

1245
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,479
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get two quick reactions. One, if they lose,

1246
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 2: give us a quick cry. Oh no, he's used to

1247
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 2: giving that reaction. That's why he's so good at it.

1248
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 7: Now let's celebrate a big Packers win.

1249
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, he's not a seasoned at the celebration.

1250
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 2: We can tell you that he doesn't know. But that's okay, Jason.

1251
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll be able to pull out a victory in

1252
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 2: trivia today. At the very least, Brook is leaving the studio.

1253
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 2: And you know how it works, thirty seconds on the

1254
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 2: clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1255
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 2: don't know when, you can say pass. But you have

1256
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 2: to beat her outright if you want to win? Are

1257
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 2: you ready?

1258
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:13,439
Speaker 3: Yes?

1259
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 2: Good luck my man. Your time starts now. Today is

1260
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 2: National Hot Tea Day. What's the most popular type of

1261
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 2: tea in the world? Black Green or Earl Gray?

1262
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 12: Black?

1263
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 2: In nineteen seventy eight, who was the first animated character

1264
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,439
Speaker 2: to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1265
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 2: The Berlin Wall was torn down in the eighties. In

1266
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 2: which decade did it go up?

1267
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 13: Fifties?

1268
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 2: You can find a tittle on two lowercase letters in

1269
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 2: the alphabet name one you what is the name of

1270
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 2: the famous Hawaiian hand gesture with your thumb and pinky extended.

1271
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 3: Looha?

1272
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 2: All right, answer, there you go, Jason, well done. Brook

1273
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 2: is coming back in the studio here and Jason were

1274
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 2: to do more football talk because I know our own

1275
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: Jose Blanios is a betting man. He was at the

1276
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 2: casino the other night with all of us putting down

1277
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 2: money on Black. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But the Packers are

1278
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 2: taking on the Bears. Let's say Jose takes the Bears. Okay,

1279
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 2: do you want to put a friendly wager down with him? Here?

1280
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 2: Where loser gets us swirly in the bathroom. Oh, come

1281
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 2: on Fox or something.

1282
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 13: I mean, well, who's gonna get me one?

1283
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 3: My wife?

1284
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 2: If she could pull that off, that would be very impressive.

1285
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 10: Brother.

1286
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 12: You can ask her if she was.

1287
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 2: She's right here, Oh, Jason's wife, are you willing to

1288
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 2: pick him up and give him a swirly and your toilet?

1289
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 2: I sure, yeah, okay, that's on when or lose you

1290
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 2: you have our permission to do it to him anyway. Yeah,

1291
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: it's not about the game any now. Remember we may

1292
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 2: or may not have already taped this segment on Friday.

1293
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 2: So again, Jose, you would look like an idiot along

1294
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 2: with Jason and me.

1295
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: I haven't enjoyed this conversation at all, so I look brilliant.

1296
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: I've actually been having a really nice time doing this

1297
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 2: guy talk for the l's like five minutes.

1298
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: Iebro gotta say, I'm bored out of my mind.

1299
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 2: Okay, Brook, welcome back to the show.

1300
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, please get to the game.

1301
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 2: Welcome show, here we go. This is your time to shine.

1302
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Yes, you're a superstar. Here we go.

1303
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National Hot Tea Day.

1304
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 2: What's the most popular type of tea in the world?

1305
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 2: Black Green or Earl Gray Black? In nineteen seventy eight,

1306
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 2: who was the first animated character to get a star

1307
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 2: on the Hollywood Walk of Fameugs Bunny. The Berlin Wall

1308
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 2: was torn down in the eighties. In which decade did

1309
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 2: it go up?

1310
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 11: Mmm?

1311
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: Sixties.

1312
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 2: You can find a tittle on two lowercase letters in

1313
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 2: the alphabet named one I. What is the name of

1314
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 2: the famous Hawaiian hand gesture with your thumb and pinky extended? Oy?

1315
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean it's not the Hawaiian term for it.

1316
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll find just the second. First, we got to

1317
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 2: go to the scoreboard to see how you boll did

1318
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 2: with Jose Good.

1319
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: Break Star to day.

1320
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 2: He Jason, my boy, you got one.

1321
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 7: Correct to day.

1322
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 2: Oh man, I know it was a tough one.

1323
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 1: He did not hang loose on that way, Frazer. Jason

1324
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: saw that coming, didn't.

1325
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1326
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 2: It's Delta shock. Yeah.

1327
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,960
Speaker 1: Is your wife, uh, you know, embarrassed in the background

1328
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: right now?

1329
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 12: Oh no, she's excited to do the sliest Green Bay loser.

1330
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 2: Well, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National

1331
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 2: Hot Tea Day. The most popular type of tea in

1332
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 2: the world is black tea. About seventy five percent of

1333
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 2: all global consumption is black tea. In nineteen seventy eight,

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Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse became the first animated character to get a

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Speaker 2: star in the Walk of Fame. Berlin Wall torn down

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Speaker 2: in the eighties, it went up in the nineteen sixties.

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Speaker 2: Nineteen sixty one. You can find a tittle on the

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Speaker 2: two lowercase letters j or I. It's the dots above them. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it is kind of funny.

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Speaker 10: It is good.

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Speaker 2: And the name of the famous Hawaiian hand gesture with

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Speaker 2: your thumb and pinky extended. On the mainland, we say

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Speaker 2: hang loose, but Hawaiians would say shaka, not shocker shotka. Yes,

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Speaker 2: those are very different hand gestures. So oh yeah, the

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Speaker 2: shockers way much different now, Jason, I'm sorry man, it

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Speaker 2: was not enough to beat Brooke. But the good news

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Speaker 2: is just we're playing. You want a pair of tickets

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Speaker 2: to the Seattle Wedding Show, happening January thirty first to

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Speaker 2: February first. For more information, go to weddingshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: You and your one can get married again, or you

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Speaker 1: can just go for free samples.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, it's actually that there's some very clean

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Speaker 2: toilets at those weddings shows, so you could get a

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Speaker 2: swirly over there if you want. Oh yeah, that'll work.

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Speaker 2: Come back and play again soon. Man, we're gonna do

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Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 5: Broken Jeffrey in the morning,