Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tappened. Danielle,
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap?
Speaker 2: All of the All right?
Speaker 1: So Jessica said, I need miss Moscallopsis to do a
Speaker 1: phone tap of my husband Keith, because he's very protective
Speaker 1: of our three year old daughter and we're looking for
Speaker 1: a new babysitter and he doesn't trust anybody. So let's
Speaker 1: just pretend miss Morshcallopsies is gonna be the babysitter and
Speaker 1: call him and.
Speaker 2: Have some funds you don't have irritating. This is gonna
Speaker 2: be yep, all right. See what happens in Danielle's phone tap?
Speaker 1: He Hello, yeah, Hello, I'm looking for Keith sna Keith?
Speaker 2: Who's calling Keith?
Speaker 1: This is missus marscallapsa Moscallapses. I'm gonna be watching Daria
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, how long have you been looking after kids? For?
Speaker 1: Well, my son Morbin is he's forty, so about forty years?
Speaker 1: Is she pony trained? Because I don't do diapers on
Speaker 1: you have you?
Speaker 2: Have you ever looked after other kids other than your son?
Speaker 1: Yes? When I had my son Mobin forty years ago,
Speaker 1: I had to take good care of him, and I
Speaker 1: breastpin him and everything. You don't need Your daughter don't need.
Speaker 2: To be breast fan right, my daughter three, she does
Speaker 2: not need to be breastfed. But I don't know if
Speaker 2: you're right for this position. You you've never worked.
Speaker 1: I presferred my son Marvin until he was seven, So
Speaker 1: I think I'm okay if you still need me to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Who are you? Who do you work for? Huh? What
Speaker 2: do you work for? You don't? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I met I met Jessica in the grocery store
Speaker 1: and she was talking to the cashier and she said,
Speaker 1: we're looking for a babysitter. And I said, I'm a
Speaker 1: good babysitter. And she said, okay, you call my husband
Speaker 1: Keith and talked to him and she was very nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, you know what. Hey, look, I'm gonna shut
Speaker 2: you down right here.
Speaker 1: I don't drive, so do you mind picking me up
Speaker 1: and getting me back home?
Speaker 2: You don't have a car, You've never worked with kids,
Speaker 2: you've never worked in a in a daycare?
Speaker 1: But can't What did you say? I can't hear you?
Speaker 2: You can't hear me?
Speaker 1: Did you just say you can't hear me? No?
Speaker 2: You you were saying you can't hear me. You can
Speaker 2: hear me, You can't hear me? No, you can hear me?
Speaker 1: What you can? There's something wrong with your hearing. You
Speaker 1: should get that checked. I got mine checked and.
Speaker 2: I'm okay, you know, I'm thank you.
Speaker 1: I got a brand new I phone three and I
Speaker 1: can hear you.
Speaker 2: Fine. I think we're good. Okay, I'm good, thank you.
Speaker 1: We'll call you, but listen does because I got to
Speaker 1: watch my loan order and I don't want her to
Speaker 1: be up on watching my loan order. Hello, he is
Speaker 1: now hating life and you right now. So when he calls,
Speaker 1: tell me. And then I'm just going to listen in
Speaker 1: on the conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, he's calling me, he's calling on all right,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm just listening you.
Speaker 2: Did you like background check her or anything? Because she
Speaker 2: has no experience whatsoever. We were in this uper market
Speaker 2: and she fell over in the produce aisle and I
Speaker 2: helped her up, and and and she we've got struck
Speaker 2: conversation and she seems great. No no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: that she has no experience. She doesn't have a car.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the heck's wane with her freaking hearing.
Speaker 2: She just sounds like this crazy old lady. My horoscope
Speaker 2: said that I would run into someone's special today. That's
Speaker 2: what you're going to go off of. The woman couldn't
Speaker 2: even hear me on the phone, Okay, she just kept
Speaker 2: going what and huh and and what what and everything.
Speaker 2: I think the woman's ready to die. All right. When
Speaker 2: you pick her up, you're just gonna have to get
Speaker 2: her out of the wheelchair, put her a wheelchair in
Speaker 2: the back, put her back in the way. Whoa wait,
Speaker 2: what wheelchair? You're expecting our girl to be watched by
Speaker 2: some crazy old lady who's not driving, who has no
Speaker 2: experience and is in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: She has two life alert bracelets, so if anything goes wrong,
Speaker 1: we've got a backup plan.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I don't care if she has
Speaker 2: like a freaking necklace of life alert bracelets. She's not
Speaker 2: watching Daria.
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys just spend one afternoon with her
Speaker 1: watching Law and Order? You may fall off.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 1: It's it's Danielle min Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's a phone tap. I promise you I'm.
Speaker 2: Not coming over, dude. You had me freaking out, Jess.
Speaker 2: Come on, you can't hear.
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