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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tappened. Danielle,

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Speaker 1: what's your phone tap?

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Speaker 2: All of the All right?

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Speaker 1: So Jessica said, I need miss Moscallopsis to do a

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Speaker 1: phone tap of my husband Keith, because he's very protective

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Speaker 1: of our three year old daughter and we're looking for

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Speaker 1: a new babysitter and he doesn't trust anybody. So let's

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Speaker 1: just pretend miss Morshcallopsies is gonna be the babysitter and

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Speaker 1: call him and.

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Speaker 2: Have some funds you don't have irritating. This is gonna

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Speaker 2: be yep, all right. See what happens in Danielle's phone tap?

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Speaker 1: He Hello, yeah, Hello, I'm looking for Keith sna Keith?

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Speaker 2: Who's calling Keith?

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Speaker 1: This is missus marscallapsa Moscallapses. I'm gonna be watching Daria

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Speaker 1: this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how long have you been looking after kids? For?

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Speaker 1: Well, my son Morbin is he's forty, so about forty years?

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Speaker 1: Is she pony trained? Because I don't do diapers on

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Speaker 1: you have you?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever looked after other kids other than your son?

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Speaker 1: Yes? When I had my son Mobin forty years ago,

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Speaker 1: I had to take good care of him, and I

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Speaker 1: breastpin him and everything. You don't need Your daughter don't need.

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Speaker 2: To be breast fan right, my daughter three, she does

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Speaker 2: not need to be breastfed. But I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you're right for this position. You you've never worked.

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Speaker 1: I presferred my son Marvin until he was seven, So

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Speaker 1: I think I'm okay if you still need me to

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Speaker 1: do that.

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Speaker 2: Who are you? Who do you work for? Huh? What

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Speaker 2: do you work for? You don't? Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, I met I met Jessica in the grocery store

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Speaker 1: and she was talking to the cashier and she said,

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Speaker 1: we're looking for a babysitter. And I said, I'm a

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Speaker 1: good babysitter. And she said, okay, you call my husband

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Speaker 1: Keith and talked to him and she was very nice.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hey, you know what. Hey, look, I'm gonna shut

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Speaker 2: you down right here.

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Speaker 1: I don't drive, so do you mind picking me up

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Speaker 1: and getting me back home?

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Speaker 2: You don't have a car, You've never worked with kids,

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Speaker 2: you've never worked in a in a daycare?

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Speaker 1: But can't What did you say? I can't hear you?

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Speaker 2: You can't hear me?

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Speaker 1: Did you just say you can't hear me? No?

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Speaker 2: You you were saying you can't hear me. You can

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Speaker 2: hear me, You can't hear me? No, you can hear me?

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Speaker 1: What you can? There's something wrong with your hearing. You

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Speaker 1: should get that checked. I got mine checked and.

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Speaker 2: I'm okay, you know, I'm thank you.

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Speaker 1: I got a brand new I phone three and I

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Speaker 1: can hear you.

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Speaker 2: Fine. I think we're good. Okay, I'm good, thank you.

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Speaker 1: We'll call you, but listen does because I got to

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Speaker 1: watch my loan order and I don't want her to

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Speaker 1: be up on watching my loan order. Hello, he is

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Speaker 1: now hating life and you right now. So when he calls,

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Speaker 1: tell me. And then I'm just going to listen in

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Speaker 1: on the conversation.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, he's calling me, he's calling on all right,

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Speaker 2: here we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm just listening you.

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Speaker 2: Did you like background check her or anything? Because she

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Speaker 2: has no experience whatsoever. We were in this uper market

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Speaker 2: and she fell over in the produce aisle and I

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Speaker 2: helped her up, and and and she we've got struck

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Speaker 2: conversation and she seems great. No no, no, no no,

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Speaker 2: that she has no experience. She doesn't have a car.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what the heck's wane with her freaking hearing.

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Speaker 2: She just sounds like this crazy old lady. My horoscope

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Speaker 2: said that I would run into someone's special today. That's

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Speaker 2: what you're going to go off of. The woman couldn't

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Speaker 2: even hear me on the phone, Okay, she just kept

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Speaker 2: going what and huh and and what what and everything.

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Speaker 2: I think the woman's ready to die. All right. When

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Speaker 2: you pick her up, you're just gonna have to get

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Speaker 2: her out of the wheelchair, put her a wheelchair in

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Speaker 2: the back, put her back in the way. Whoa wait,

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Speaker 2: what wheelchair? You're expecting our girl to be watched by

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Speaker 2: some crazy old lady who's not driving, who has no

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Speaker 2: experience and is in a wheelchair.

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Speaker 1: She has two life alert bracelets, so if anything goes wrong,

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Speaker 1: we've got a backup plan.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I don't care if she has

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Speaker 2: like a freaking necklace of life alert bracelets. She's not

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Speaker 2: watching Daria.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you guys just spend one afternoon with her

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Speaker 1: watching Law and Order? You may fall off.

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Speaker 2: Who is it?

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Speaker 1: It's it's Danielle min Arrow from Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's a phone tap. I promise you I'm.

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Speaker 2: Not coming over, dude. You had me freaking out, Jess.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you can't hear.

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Speaker 1: Me Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 1: All the Elvis Duran phone tap, only on Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show