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Speaker 3: This is for me listening to only that from my

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Speaker 3: It's not for Jesus. It's a lot it's a lot

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Speaker 3: And we want to thank you so much for joining

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Speaker 3: It is not saved from the clearest story architecture majors

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Speaker 3: Listen, current events are happening as we speak, and we think,

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Speaker 3: We think it's really healthy the way you guys do things.

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Speaker 1: Did you mean that we need to hear this? Lost?

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Speaker 3: Where are the outlets?

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Speaker 3: You would have to search forty five minutes to even

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Speaker 3: He's been looking gloom of late, failing to even raise

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Speaker 3: They're local jokes. Local is gonna get them every time.

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Speaker 3: This is a segment that we like to call explain

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Speaker 3: Cheryl call to us.

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Speaker 1: She now goes by the mononym of Cheryl.

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Speaker 3: Well that's something. I okay, who here things expert. They're

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Speaker 1: No, No, you know enough here here? What's your name?

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Speaker 3: Everyone give it up for tola ta see. So one

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Speaker 1: Would you agree? Huge?

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Speaker 5: It's been up and down, but I think, yeah, we're.

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Speaker 5: I believe it was girls allowed, if anyone was right, huge,

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Speaker 1: Obviously we do know that, yes, yes, and so the

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Speaker 3: Couldn't couldn't shout yeah, yeah, and now.

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Speaker 3: Would you say that as a result of girls allowed,

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Speaker 2: I would say so.

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Speaker 5: I think before that the only woman to shout was

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Speaker 1: We love her, love Queen, May she rest? May she well?

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Speaker 1: You know? Can you be honest?

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Speaker 3: The only reason Matt Rodgers and I know about something

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Speaker 2: You're familiar with Sharon and One Direction?

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Speaker 3: What is.

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Speaker 2: Congrats to show?

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Speaker 1: Wow? What's amazing?

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Speaker 2: I still follow her on Facebook?

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Speaker 1: Oh great, lovely? Okay, so so no, wait, taller, you're

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Speaker 3: No? No, I'm.

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Speaker 2: To my best friend.

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Speaker 1: Hot.

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Speaker 3: I am like your your your heart's mother, but not

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Speaker 3: So, just to get back to the trajectory of the

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Speaker 5: I think it was a little more even like I

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Speaker 3: Right right, that's okay, no, stop stop that, stop stop

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Speaker 2: Very young labor before my apparently no.

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Speaker 1: No, no, there's some Nadine stands.

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Speaker 3: Here and and I'm literally making up that that's one

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Speaker 1: This is true. She has many last names she's had

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Speaker 5: She's back to Tweety because a big part of her

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Speaker 2: I say, with great shame, Hey, hey.

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Speaker 3: Hey, the peanut gallery is restricted.

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Speaker 1: So she's Cheryl Tweety in the beginning as a girl's

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Speaker 3: She meets this footballer that's probably huge for the tabloids,

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Speaker 3: these motherfuckers. And then what happens she becomes Ryl Colin

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Speaker 5: Up exactly, hanging out with the Coleen Rooneys of the world,

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Speaker 5: Victoria Beckham's I think there was tension between her and Victoria.

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Speaker 5: I recall I was about eight at the time, it's

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Speaker 3: It trickled down. So you support thatcher, So you support thatcher.

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Speaker 3: Okay that's basically what you just said. Huge fan of Reagan, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: all right, So Cheryl Cole for a while, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: Am I right? So so then she becomes what.

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Speaker 5: Then for a while she sort of disappeared. I'd say

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Speaker 1: Excuse me.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she was around.

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Speaker 1: When does she become the pop star Cheryl?

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Speaker 2: She did that? She did fight for this love?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, which, yeah, that was huge.

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Speaker 2: I was in secondary school at the time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's you gotta fa fa fve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of a bop.

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Speaker 2: I would say, it's fantastic. Yeah, seminal work.

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Speaker 1: Seminal work.

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Speaker 4: Now, when did Cheryl Hole the rue Paul's drag Race

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Speaker 4: Cheryl Hole and her whole? Her name is a play

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Speaker 1: When did Cheryl Hall enter the lexicon for you?

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Speaker 2: I don't know in relation to Cheryl Cole.

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Speaker 5: I don't know the story behind why she opted for that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, would you agree that Cole rhymes with Hole? I worked? Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you? You're right? Okay, Can I just ask just

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Speaker 3: When does Fernandez versini become a thing?

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Speaker 1: I can't answer that, you said, because can I tell

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Speaker 3: You raised your hand and you said you were an

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Speaker 1: That was?

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Speaker 2: So I wasn't keeping up with it quite as crazy.

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Speaker 3: Do you know about her becoming pregnant with Liam Payne's child, Bear?

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Speaker 3: His name is Bear Pain. If I'm lucky, I'm getting

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Speaker 3: some Bare Pain tonight.

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Speaker 3: Do we believe that that child is happy in a

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I hope so too.

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Speaker 3: What do you think the relationship is currently between Cheryl

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Speaker 1: And Liam Pain?

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Speaker 2: I assume that co parenting.

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Speaker 3: And I'm gonna ask you first, and then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: It's your opinion of Cheryl Cole. Tweety Vernanda's Varsini.

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Speaker 3: Tweety pain, tweety positive or negative?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Great? And what about everybody else?

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Speaker 3: Well, welcome, Cheryl gone.

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Speaker 1: Just kidding, We're all the same page. Everyone. Give it

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Speaker 3: You did amazing, You did amazing, You did amazing. Now

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Speaker 3: Now here's something. Here's something you may notice. We left

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Speaker 1: Did get the signal. We did get the signal. We

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Speaker 3: I'm my my sort of field division is kind of limited.

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Speaker 3: I'm not able to see that you do not let

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Speaker 1: The back of your head.

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Speaker 3: And and it was on me only to get the signal.

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Speaker 3: Can I tell you something what? I wouldn't change a

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't want that. It's taken you a long.

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Speaker 3: Time, yeah, to be able to say that true. I

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't change a thing about you, And I want

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Speaker 3: you to mean it. Maybe I wouldn't change I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: everyone just connect for a second?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do it?

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Speaker 3: Are you guys meaning it? I hope you mean it. Oh,

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Speaker 3: there's a lot of love in the room.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't change I would.

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Speaker 3: Now, And everyone sit down, Everyone sit because there there

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Speaker 3: There is true royalty in the room. You know, your

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Speaker 1: Her from us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's kind of transcended, like xpat because she

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know her taxes are hell oh god,

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Speaker 3: I want to ask her about her taxes. Oh, she's

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so like you have to file an Australian

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Speaker 3: Yeah, on top of being a noted singer, actress, reality

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Speaker 3: judges in reality television history. We are so honored that

447
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Speaker 3: she made the time to come here. This was a

448
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 3: huge ass. I say from the beginning, one of the

449
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 3: dream guests of this podcast, and it goes way back

450
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Speaker 3: and tonight's the night.

451
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, everyone please welcome to the stage show.

452
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Speaker 2: Wow, people like you is amazing.

453
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Speaker 7: What a great crowd. You guys are an amazing crowd.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah, shut up.

455
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 2: I just got off the radio.

456
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you bolted straight here.

457
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Speaker 2: So I ran.

458
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Speaker 7: I'm so exhausting. These and those Oh my god, they're

459
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Speaker 7: not that high. These are kind of grandma that's.

460
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Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, grandma ware is that I got jog?

461
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 3: We were talking about today on the radio.

462
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened?

463
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 2: It was great. I have the best show on the radio.

464
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Speaker 7: I'm just I'm just gonna say this. If you haven't listened,

465
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 7: it's Friday night, seven to night. It's fabulous Fridays. And

466
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 7: it's all the music that I get to pick.

467
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: Is it given me a lot of nineties dance, like seventies, eighties,

468
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 3: nineties dance.

469
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 7: But in America on the radio, you don't get to

470
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 7: pick your music. The boss tells you what you're playing,

471
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 7: and you push the button and you talk in between.

472
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 2: Here on Radio two, they get to let me pick

473
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Speaker 2: my music.

474
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 3: Freedom to make a change. Oh my god. So we're

475
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 3: just talking out here, you being all over the world.

476
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 3: What the hell are your Texas like? And how does

477
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 3: your accountant do it?

478
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: The accountant does do it?

479
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: Goodbye?

480
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: The account is my husband.

481
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 7: Oh, he's really good with math or maths. He does

482
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 7: the math and I just work and I keep working.

483
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 7: So it is you do have to be responsible for

484
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 7: this country and New Zealand and America.

485
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: So basically I eat Ramen noodles, but I work a lot.

486
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: So there you go. So we're on top of it.

487
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know there's something and I hope to

488
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 4: one day really work in a country where the queen's

489
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 4: face is on the money. You know what I mean,

490
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 4: don't make any sense? Yeah, because I used to be

491
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 4: a Commonwealth baby. I was going from Australia to Canada

492
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 4: and then you know, the States, The States are the States.

493
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it our thing to.

494
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: Default to like hating American when I come here? I do? Yeah.

495
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 7: I remember I was talking about it recently somewhere on

496
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 7: something and somebody got really offended because I said that

497
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 7: it's the countryside is so spectacular here, it is breathtaking,

498
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 7: and I said, I don't really feel like we have.

499
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Speaker 2: That in America. Well, I got read the Riot Act,

500
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: like have.

501
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 7: You ever been out state New York? And I was like, yeah, bitch,

502
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 7: that's the problem. Have you ever been to Surrey?

503
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 3: I don't think so okay, so how long have you

504
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 3: been here on this trip to the UK.

505
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: And also I want to know, like if you had yours?

506
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have Mary Jane's.

507
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: I do Mary Jane. He's always got something on his feet.

508
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: So cute.

509
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: You know what the new thing is?

510
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 4: I think what the new thing is in Coco Schnell,

511
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 4: like take one thing off before you leave the house.

512
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: It's put one thing on that's slightly wrong.

513
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: I'm down, you know, yeah, slightly fucked up.

514
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, like my pinky, what happened happened an unfortunate fisting accident.

515
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 2: No, actually I was. You know here, we.

516
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 7: Don't do this in the States. You can park anyway

517
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 7: you want on the road. So if you're going this way,

518
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 7: do do do do do, And there's a spot that

519
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 7: way you can just go heaven, right, Except for the

520
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 7: fact that my door was here and the car was

521
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 7: coming this way. It was trying to be nice and

522
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 7: open the door real quick and get out, and the

523
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Speaker 7: entire sure.

524
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Speaker 2: No, the entire friggin nail gone. It was a bloodbath.

525
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: Oh I mean.

526
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: So then I went on my Instagram and I'm like.

527
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 7: I'm cutting oh my nail because I can't take it anymore. Also,

528
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 7: every thirteen year old girl has like nails now, so

529
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 7: I don't feel special anymore. So I thought, well, I

530
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 7: want lesbian hands, you want hands, I'm gonna cut.

531
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Speaker 3: But these are a feet of engineering though, I mean,

532
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 3: can you show this is I'm study.

533
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you? And I told Rue and Ruth said, well,

534
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 2: it really is. End of days.

535
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: That's not even a lost fingernail. That's like an insurance claim.

536
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 3: I know. That's like, I know, I feel like instroduction

537
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 3: days you had the naturally grown full nail. I'm sorry,

538
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: the induction days you had the naturally grown full nail.

539
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 7: Those were my no, yes, wow, six inches. We've all

540
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 7: been to six inches. Yeah, well I hope, yeah, we

541
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 7: all have those stories. So I definitely grew them myself

542
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 7: for all that time.

543
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: And on the cover of the Soul System record, those were.

544
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 4: My yeaessm, wait a minute, Matt, and I had a

545
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 4: really gross question.

546
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: I have a I have a sort of ghost question.

547
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 3: So you're on the Bodyguard soundtrack that is the biggest

548
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 3: soundtrack of all time. Correct, So let's the biggest film

549
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 3: time track of all time.

550
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: Soul System give it up for Soul system.

551
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 7: Track nine Yes track track You Are Good, the only

552
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 7: non Whitney song that made it into the movie.

553
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: Wowow. So how often do the check come in?

554
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 7: Okay, I am glad you asked ye because I am

555
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 7: no longer in the lawsuit.

556
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: Oh, the checks came.

557
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 7: This is full disclosure. My parents were losing their house

558
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 7: and my first paycheck came.

559
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: I've ever seen.

560
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 7: It wasn't millions, So don't worry because I it was

561
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 7: a remake of the Bill withersong. So guess who got

562
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 7: most of the money estate Yeah, yeah, and then it

563
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 7: was produced by C and C Music Factory, which we

564
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 7: all know the history of that them. So I did well,

565
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 7: but I didn't make millions. But the first check came in.

566
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 7: So I bought my mom and dad house.

567
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean that's true.

568
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 7: They were losing their house, so I bought them a house,

569
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 7: and then I bought them a car, and I brought

570
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 7: my brother, my brother a car. Then after like two years,

571
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 7: the lawyer says, oh, your checks are going to get

572
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 7: smaller and smaller, and I was like, okay, that makes sense,

573
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 7: because you know, you sell less records and I don't

574
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 7: know how it works. I'm twenty three years old. I

575
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 7: have no idea. So come to find out years later,

576
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 7: that lawyer calls me, you know, twenty thirty years later

577
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 7: and says, oh, they told me to stop paying you.

578
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 7: What So I was only paid on seventeen million records

579
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 7: when forty five were sold.

580
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a third. That's a third of the record.

581
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 2: So I tried to do math.

582
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: I know, well done by it.

583
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 7: There's a statute of limitations X amount of years go by.

584
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 7: I'm fighting, fighting, and I can't do anything because I missed,

585
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 7: because I missed the date.

586
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 1: So and this is why we got right.

587
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: This is it, This is it.

588
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 3: Unbelievable though, So you're when you're told, like, as a

589
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 3: member of Seduction, you're going to be on the Bodyguard soundtrack.

590
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: That was Sol System, this is the next group.

591
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, after production made zero money, I then signed

592
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 7: with them again.

593
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 3: So so you're told you're going to be on the

594
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 3: Bodyguard soundtrack? Yes, And are you thinking that's going to

595
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 3: be the biggest thing of all time because it's.

596
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: Whitney Houston, Kevin Cosner or were you assuming that was

597
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: going to be? Well?

598
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 7: I assumed that I was going to be Madonna two

599
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 7: point zero from the beginning and that didn't happen, so

600
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 7: I thought this next time, it was a better deal.

601
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 7: I got to write the rap that I did on

602
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 7: the Bodyguard, so Clive Davis himself signed me. They brought

603
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 7: me in for the meeting. Clive was like, you are

604
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 7: a pop staw and I was like, you're right, sir.

605
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I thought this was.

606
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: Gonna be my moment.

607
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 7: And I did actually record most of an album that

608
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 7: never got delivered so as a Lord as Soul Assistant

609
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 7: featuring Michelle Vissage. Yeah, so it got never got delivered

610
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 7: on time, so they axed us.

611
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: They dropped us.

612
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 7: But when Clive said I'm gonna put that song on

613
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 7: the Bodyguard soundtrack, it was.

614
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: Like, we don't know. I just hear Whitney Houston.

615
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: That's all I get.

616
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 7: You don't know, really it's going to be in a movie.

617
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 7: That's a big deal. But you know, lots of songs

618
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 7: go in movies. Every movie has songs, but not every.

619
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 2: Movie hits the way that did.

620
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that was just an honor to be able

621
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 7: to be on anything near Whitney Houston.

622
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, so you ever get to meet her

623
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: and mix with her at that time, I did.

624
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: I got to interview her.

625
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 7: I did morning radio for a very long time for

626
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 7: seventeen years, and I got to thank Whitney in person

627
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 7: for for basically buying my parents.

628
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 2: But really changing my life in that way. And she

629
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, Jersey woo and I was like.

630
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, that's two Jersey girls. That's beautiful.

631
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 4: The bad bad Wait a minute, Okay, so Michelle and

632
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 4: I think, well, I suggested this because you use this

633
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 4: in conversation.

634
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 3: I think it's time for us to bring Oh I

635
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 3: heard about this. It's time for us as a culture

636
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 3: to bring. You know, you're not going to say we're

637
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 3: going to bring bacha be.

638
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, but this this is how what happened. We

639
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 7: were texting yes, and you know, can't be traced Americans.

640
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 7: Americans don't WhatsApp. You know this, right, Americans? I message

641
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 7: and every English person, a British person is like, why

642
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 7: what is that thing you're doing?

643
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: That's an I message?

644
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 7: So we were voice memoing back and forth and I said,

645
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 7: I'm gonna come see you beach.

646
00:36:53,040 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: And I was like, g I did us.

647
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, you just said and I'm so ready for the

648
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 7: return of being ready.

649
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Why did we get rid of it?

650
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: I don't know.

651
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 3: I mean he told me about it. I didn't even

652
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,479
Speaker 3: have to question it. I was like, yeah, for sure,

653
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 3: back in the lexicon. Why I did it go away?

654
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 1: I mean, the title of this EPP is Beyonce.

655
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 3: You that's title of that beat with Michelle visage from

656
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 3: I Love.

657
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: This episode is Islington beyon.

658
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 3: I feel like we threw the baby out with the

659
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 3: bathwater when we all decided, you know, bitch is a

660
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 3: hard bad word. It's very you know, and I think

661
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 3: we've come back around on bitch as being all purpose.

662
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

663
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 3: And I think BA can have that same sort of

664
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 3: like Swiss army quality to it where.

665
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, claiming my beach Beyonce.

666
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: Is very like metrosexual, where it's like you're saying something

667
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 3: but only ninety percent of the way.

668
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

669
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 3: And then when they said bitch, it was like when

670
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 3: metro sexuals were like, yeah, we're gay, you.

671
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

672
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: And now I want to bring back metro second Yeah, okay, okay,

673
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 3: I'm going back.

674
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: I'm in what's next? Zeek Cavalci, I was very American? Sorry, wait,

675
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: what was it? Am I too old? No? No, No,

676
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: I think I just misheard Zekavacci's. Do you remember them.

677
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 7: They were a type of pant that were very tight here,

678
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 7: and the straight boys, the guidos, the very It's how

679
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 7: you knew York. Those kind of guys would wear them,

680
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 7: and they were tight here, and then they'd kind of

681
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 7: balloon out and then they go.

682
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: Tight at the ankles, and you'd wear them with kipezios.

683
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, yeah, so tight at the waist, balloon

684
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 3: out and they come thank you, Yeah, I gotcha.

685
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 7: That was the hottest guy very International mail catalog. Hello,

686
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 7: I'm going back to the late eighties.

687
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: Yle it.

688
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: You'll be very happy.

689
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: He'll be back any second.

690
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 2: The gayest men you've ever seen. And I had the

691
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 2: hots for all of them.

692
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 3: Well yeah, Now did you in your adolescence did you?

693
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 3: Were you sort of attracted to a fleet of gay men. Yes,

694
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 3: and so your gaitar wasn't there, but you were. You

695
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 3: knew I want to be a.

696
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: Part of it.

697
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 7: I liked effeminine men, I see, yeah. I liked a

698
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 7: fancy boy.

699
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.

700
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 7: Who liked hair gel. I don't know a guyliner. It

701
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 7: was like the new wave of romantic era. And I

702
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 7: would have sex with them. You would and then they

703
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 7: would go, Okay, I have something to tell you.

704
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

705
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 7: So it was that not every time, but if you know,

706
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 7: I helped them, I help them come out.

707
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're welcome.

708
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 3: And it would be sixss it would yeah please, yes,

709
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 3: I mean that's what I'm here to do.

710
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 2: That's what I'm here too. I was a slag and

711
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: a half. Yeah, I don't really honestly.

712
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 7: That's people ask me how I what's the the secret

713
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 7: the key to I've been married for twenty six years

714
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 7: to this, to the same man.

715
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 2: I was a penis to.

716
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 7: The same penis, and they said, what's the secret? I

717
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 7: was like, well, I had many years of slaggotry.

718
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're done, you're retired.

719
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm done. Yeah yeah yeah.

720
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 3: Do you ever do you ever think about it? There

721
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 3: You're like, ohy hun, let's open it up. Let's really

722
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 3: become a part of gay culture.

723
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, touche.

724
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 2: I don't know.

725
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 7: Listen, if he I am very open, I really am.

726
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 7: So if he said to me, I don't, I don't know,

727
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 7: Like if he's not being fulfilled, I'm married.

728
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: So I stopped giving head obviously, right, Wow, that's what you.

729
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: Do and he still does your taxes.

730
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 2: I know, Oh my god, oh I know, wow, I

731
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 2: have to do other things.

732
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, but I you know, I said, He's like,

733
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 7: it's very sad.

734
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, I know, I'll do.

735
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 7: I'm just hired, like I work all ye, like I'm tired,

736
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 7: and you know, I really feel like I was like,

737
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 7: just go get a rubin tug, like.

738
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 2: Do go doo.

739
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, and he's.

740
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 2: Like, seriously, I'm like, gow, I don't just go.

741
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 7: That's too shy, I know, but you know it doesn't

742
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 7: but so would I open.

743
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if this is not

744
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 2: for fishing for compliments, do not clap. I don't need it.

745
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could still pull.

746
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: I don't know.

747
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: I've been all I swear to you.

748
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 7: I have been around gay people for one hundred and

749
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 7: twenty five years. I don't know if the pussy still

750
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 7: got power. I don't know, Shika, I don't know, you.

751
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: Know, I don't know.

752
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm not fisher.

753
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 3: I don't know.

754
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: You know what the thing is though.

755
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 3: I feel like nowadays straight men love to be around

756
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 3: gay guys, whereas back in the day they were like, oh,

757
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 3: I don't know gay guys.

758
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

759
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 3: Nowadays, straight guys they gravitate towards gay guys because A

760
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 3: the women, yeah, the women, and b they can actually

761
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 3: because straight men, I think, do want to talk about

762
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 3: their feelings. They do, but they just can't do it

763
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 3: to each other. So when they find comfort in a

764
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 3: gay man, so many straight men will spill their guts

765
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 3: to me. Yeah, and I'll be like, wow, it's another

766
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 3: element of the repression.

767
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you're right.

768
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 3: So when you're surrounded by gays, these straight men in

769
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 3: the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty three are gonna

770
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 3: come flocking.

771
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: And then Michelle, you're gonna be pulling.

772
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 2: I don't, you're gonna be pulling. I should try a

773
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 2: straight bar every now. Do they exist?

774
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 1: They're out there.

775
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 3: We were just at one across the street.

776
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 1: What is it called Compton Arms. Compton Compton Arms.

777
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's straight that felt and then we went to

778
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 2: the pub's a go team.

779
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: Go Team.

780
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 3: I drank three guinnesses before I got here, like I

781
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 3: was in football, dude, Yeah, I know, wow bro, oh yeah,

782
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 3: I have a coach dad and everything.

783
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 7: I tell you.

784
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 3: I was a code switching icon really yes, oh yeah,

785
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah yeah not not now you can tell

786
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 3: by my sort of pulled together Look, it's.

787
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 8: Fabulous code switch, are you?

788
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: You know?

789
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 3: Years ago it was like one of the first conversations

790
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: I ever had with Rue, and it was it was

791
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 3: we were talking about monogamy and I was dating someone

792
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 3: and I was like, you know, I'm wanting to bring

793
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 3: up monogamy and my boyfriend's not into it, and we're

794
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 3: having a conversation and Ruder's flat out.

795
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: Goes, well, monogamy is unrealistic and doesn't exist.

796
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 2: It's a tough thing to do. It's a tough it's

797
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 2: a commitment, flat out Yes.

798
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

799
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 2: I love the way the world is going. I love that.

800
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 7: It's like if it works for you and it works

801
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 7: for your partner and protect yourself and be happy.

802
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't see what's wrong with that.

803
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: I think it's beautiful.

804
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 2: So you got to know what works for you and

805
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 2: figure it out.

806
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, we've been joking that, like this entire conversation,

807
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 3: there's going to be like sniper red dots on us

808
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 3: in this church, like ready.

809
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: To get Surpris church still standing right?

810
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 3: Are we? At any moment? It's gonna be burning down?

811
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: So every time we have a guest on Lost Culture RASA.

812
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: So this is a moment in time having you here,

813
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 3: we have to ask the question. So the central question

814
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 3: of last culture is thus, which is Michelle Visage? What

815
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 3: was the culture that made you say? Culture was for you?

816
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 3: So this is the defining like movie, piece of music,

817
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 3: pop culture, television show that you can think back and say, wow,

818
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 3: that is the thing that made me.

819
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: Turn into who I am. But sex yeah, wow, now

820
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: honestly for me.

821
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 7: So there's a few elements of culture in my life

822
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 7: that made me who I am today.

823
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: Will want to hear them all.

824
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 7: One of them was Broadway musicals, yes, or musical theater

825
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 7: does it could be West End to number two, UK

826
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 7: punk rock, the sex Pistols, the Damn the Buzzcocks.

827
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 2: All of that was my shite. I wanted to marry

828
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: Sid Vicious. I didn't know that he was problematic.

829
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: I didn't.

830
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 2: He were a padlock in bled I thought that was cool.

831
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 7: And then hip hop nineteen seventy nine, hearing Sugarhill Gang

832
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 7: and then get full I am so cultured in old

833
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 7: school hip hop. People don't know that about me. That

834
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 7: is a passion and a love. And then going into

835
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 7: dance music. Dance music changed my life. So when dance

836
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 7: music came around, and of course I'm talking about Madonna

837
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 7: going forward from there because Madonna was everybody. Yeah, I mean,

838
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 7: everybody knows how I feel about Madonna.

839
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 2: And there's other ones too. Donna Summer was a game

840
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 2: changer for me.

841
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 7: There's many, many, many music because I was kind of

842
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 7: a loner and a loser and a misfit and a rebel,

843
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 7: and I didn't have many friends, so I spent a

844
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 7: lot of time with the radio and it spent a

845
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 7: lot of time with records, so well, music was very

846
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 7: important for me. But when I moved to New York City,

847
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 7: I went to university there.

848
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: I went to Musical Theater College because I.

849
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 7: Wanted to be on broad and in America you have

850
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 7: to be twenty one to get into the bars. And

851
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 7: I was seventeen when I graduated high school and moved

852
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 7: to New York. And my mother sent me a fake

853
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 7: ID because she's like she.

854
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: Did because she knew.

855
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 7: Believe it or not, this is going to blow a

856
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 7: lot of people's minds. I don't drink and I never did.

857
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 7: I don't party, I never did, never tried a drug.

858
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 7: I know It's hard to believe because I'm a maniac,

859
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 7: but I was always virgo, very focused in control.

860
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 2: So for me, I needed to go out to be discovered.

861
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 7: No cell phone, no computer, no Google, no map Quest,

862
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 7: none of that stuff. So she sent me a fake

863
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 7: ID and I went out to a club called the Underground,

864
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 7: which was very big in those days, and I remember

865
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 7: walking down.

866
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 2: These dark steps.

867
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 7: I grabbed a girlfriend from college as that come with me,

868
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 7: and it was dark, and this beautiful, brown skinned boy

869
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 7: comes up to me and he said, oh you your face,

870
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 7: You're so beautiful, and I was like me, but nobody

871
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 7: really ever said that. Apart from my mother. I never

872
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 7: felt beautiful. I never felt wanted or you know what

873
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 7: I mean.

874
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: I never fit in. It just wasn't for me.

875
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 7: And he brought me down the steps and he opened

876
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 7: this curtain to the darkest room with the thirty or

877
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 7: forty of the freakiest looking misfits I've ever seen in

878
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 7: my life, and I fucking knew I was home at

879
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 7: that moment. It was a moment of these are my people.

880
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 7: They were voguing and I was like, what are they doing?

881
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 7: And you know, I, being this color, was welcomed into

882
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 7: a Latin ex house of all Dominican and Puerto Rican

883
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 7: people with dark skin and beautiful crazy hairdoos. And they

884
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 7: just brought me into their family. And I became a

885
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 7: member of the House of Magnafique. And then yes, and

886
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 7: then I was brought into the Harlem ballroom culture. Never

887
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 7: a question asked, Never you can't sit with us, Never

888
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 7: too white, too black, too tall, none of that shit,

889
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 7: No cancel culture.

890
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 2: You are one of us, You are our daugha. You

891
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 2: are going to learn.

892
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 7: And I became, if the first one of the first

893
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 7: biological females to walk in a vogue category in the

894
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 7: balls and that's how it started for me. Wow, So

895
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 7: that moment would probably be the moment. That moment when

896
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 7: I became a magnifique and walked in the ballroom culture

897
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 7: and did all of that up in Harlem, where I

898
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 7: felt that I had a family, a chosen family, was

899
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 7: probably the biggest.

900
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 2: Event for me.

901
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: Incredible.

902
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 3: So I wonder like in the past, like really ten years,

903
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 3: but really more five years, like what is it like

904
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 3: to see ballroom culture really be celebrated in the mainstream

905
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 3: and now with like Beyonce's Renaissance Store, It's like completely.

906
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it is monoculture.

907
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 3: I wonder what it's like for you, as someone that

908
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 3: was on the ground, being really a part of that authentically,

909
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 3: what is it like to watch it explode like this?

910
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, It's deserved.

911
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 7: These kids are so talented, these kids, the magnifiques that

912
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 7: were in my house.

913
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 2: You know, you watch Poe's.

914
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 7: And you learn a little about it. So interesting, you know,

915
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 7: none of us lived together. Like there were some truths,

916
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 7: but a lot of them were you know, made grander

917
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 7: for TV. But it was amazing to see this culture

918
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 7: be told and it is more known now, but more

919
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 7: to learn of where it came from and what it

920
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 7: was about and what it meant to these kids where

921
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 7: a lot of them were living on the streets, a

922
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 7: lot of them were kicked out or being raised by

923
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 7: their grandparents and had no money, had nothing, and their

924
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 7: way of celebrating each other was coming together and having

925
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 7: these balls.

926
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 2: These were a.

927
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 7: Really big deal because we would make things for each

928
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 7: other or steal things for each other.

929
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: That's just the way that it was, you know.

930
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 7: And we would walk and we would compete, and there

931
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 7: was so much pride in our in our trophies and

932
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 7: our awards, So it was a really big deal. So

933
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 7: have people like a freakin' superstar like Beyonce pay homage

934
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 7: to it is like, yeah, yeah, of course it's incredible

935
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 7: and incredible.

936
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 4: It's incredible because and it kind of at this point

937
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 4: now it has to be a little educational because like

938
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 4: you do need Pose to sort of like give people

939
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 4: like a digestible version of like what this time was.

940
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: You need legendary to kind of.

941
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 4: Have you teach like the standards and conventions of voguing

942
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 4: and like and like drag Race definitely and like has

943
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 4: broken the seal on that and helped that kind of

944
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 4: all come in. And I think like we're about to

945
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 4: move into like hopefully we move into a future where

946
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 4: it's like it's it's pretty shorthand and everyone kind of

947
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 4: has an understanding of like what this is.

948
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 7: Well, let's hope and let's not forget because I did

949
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 7: live through the AIDS crisis in New York City and

950
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 7: seeing that happen, So having POS tell that story is

951
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 7: just as important as having Pose explain what ballroom culture

952
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 7: is so we don't forget. We can't forget what we've

953
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 7: been through and what our brothers and sisters have fought for.

954
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 7: So it's really important to have all that. I would

955
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 7: love for it to be shorthand so people understand it.

956
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 7: But there's so much more to learn because ignorance is

957
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 7: coming on stronger than gay education. So we need to

958
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 7: block that and educate through love not hate. Everything could

959
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 7: be taught, and it's people needing to realize that who

960
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 7: a person is, who they love, who they are, gender sexuality, fluidity, whatever.

961
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 7: I have a non binary kid who I want to

962
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 7: make this world a better place for, and in order

963
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 7: to do it, we need to do that through love

964
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 7: and education.

965
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely. Did you get a chance to see the

966
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 3: Renaissance store?

967
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 7: I did not get a chance to see it, but

968
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 7: I am living all of it through TikTok and the

969
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 7: friends in ts Madison gave me the run down.

970
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: I mean we actually came and saw it here in London.

971
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 3: Was anyone at the London uh?

972
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 4: And I praised Tattenham Hotspur and then people got mad.

973
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: They were like, Dad, that's not a cloud. I'm all right,

974
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: that is a whole thing. That's the whole thing. I

975
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: didn't realize.

976
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 3: Just keep your mouth shut, right, But it's a it's

977
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 3: a fabulous venue that I'm sorry to shoot on New

978
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 3: Jersey East Rutherford.

979
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 1: Could never is.

980
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, like the stadium, Mett Life Stadium, it

981
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 3: is the it's a trap, Todd and we got to

982
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 3: walk out. We went to a pub, we killed time,

983
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 3: and then traffic was dead, and then we went home.

984
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, is no better in California?

985
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: Is no better?

986
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 3: Also, you can't you go into a concert at so

987
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 3: Far you can't hear it.

988
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how to.

989
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 3: Explain, but it's a it's a heat conduction and you

990
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 3: can't hear it.

991
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 7: That doesn't worked very well for concerts nor annoying.

992
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 3: I was really excited last year on Dragons when they

993
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 3: did the Night of a Thousand Beyonces because I feel

994
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 3: like that was like overdue. Is there a night of

995
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 3: a thousand Blanks that you would like to see on

996
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 3: drag Race that we haven't done?

997
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: Madonna's done well?

998
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's done well?

999
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 2: Was that shady?

1000
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: No?

1001
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 3: I like, you must have been so shook for a

1002
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 3: night of one thousand Madonna's when four kimonos came out, girl.

1003
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 2: And like, not, who the fuck is gonna choose that?

1004
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 7: Honestly, Canal Street, there is not one bridle, not one

1005
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 7: like a virsion, not one borderline.

1006
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 2: I had that hat made the minute that freaking song

1007
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 2: came out.

1008
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: I know, I know, we are owed a good Madonna runway.

1009
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: We'll do it again. Now there's a lot.

1010
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 7: There's a lot, ninety one thousand Eliza's thank you very much,

1011
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 7: oh terrific.

1012
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: All of them coked out singing something wearing.

1013
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 4: Now, before we move on to I don't think so, honey,

1014
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 4: I need to ask an essential question off of vibes alone,

1015
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 4: between Matt and I.

1016
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 1: Who is the Michelle and who is the Leah Remedy?

1017
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: Who is who is too? I know the answer to this,

1018
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: you do.

1019
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 2: I'm Leah one hundred percent, one hundred percent. You're made.

1020
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 4: I mean you okay, okay, and you know what? This

1021
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 4: is a Remedy impression. Are you ready.

1022
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: I'm the kind of person who tells you the kind

1023
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 3: of person I am. She always starts her sentences off

1024
00:53:56,239 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 3: with I'm the kind of person who who leaves the yeah, yeah,

1025
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 3: you know. I'm so proud of her, But I'm like,

1026
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 3: the thing is like I have always been such a

1027
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 3: Leah Reven fan, like ever since childhood, since since all

1028
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 3: of it. I mean the King of Queen's like just genius,

1029
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 3: and you have been her very best friend.

1030
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 2: For like how long twenty I think twenty years.

1031
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 1: So through the scientology Oh.

1032
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody scattered like cockroaches and you study.

1033
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1034
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 3: So when she's in scientology, are you thinking like this

1035
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 3: is a little weird, but like at some point like

1036
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 3: she'll get out of it, or are you thinking like

1037
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 3: that's the thing.

1038
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: You don't know, you don't know, you don't know.

1039
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 7: So one of the first things I asked her when

1040
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 7: I met her was like, so tell me, because you know,

1041
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 7: I did entertainment reporting for all those years on the.

1042
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 2: Radio and you'd hear about but you don't know what

1043
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 2: it is. It's elusive. So I go, what is this

1044
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 2: scientology thing?

1045
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: What is it?

1046
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a church where well, and she's she would

1047
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 7: do what she was told, which was well, listen, if

1048
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 7: you wanted to know what a Catholic mass was, I'd say,

1049
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 7: go to church.

1050
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 2: Why don't you come with me to the Church of

1051
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 2: Scientology and check it out.

1052
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 7: That was my Lee impersonation. So I went, yeah, and

1053
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 7: this is my scientology story. Are there any scientologists in here?

1054
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 2: Whoo? Okay, thank you, Bun this was my story. You can.

1055
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 7: They start out and they get you in good with

1056
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 7: some really important courses that can help your your way

1057
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 7: of life.

1058
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: Always What did you do the one in New York? No, no, no, no, no,

1059
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: the one in New York.

1060
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 3: I went to the one in New York when I

1061
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 3: was in When I was in two thousand and eight,

1062
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 3: I was eighteen years old. I had just gotten too

1063
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 3: n YU. Me and my friend Lizzie were walking in

1064
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 3: Times Square and I was like, let's go in and

1065
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 3: see what the fuck?

1066
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 2: So I gave you take your personality test.

1067
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: I gave him a fake name.

1068
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 2: Okay.

1069
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: I went in.

1070
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,319
Speaker 3: They put me in what I can only describe as

1071
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:52,439
Speaker 3: the pre showroom to Tower of Terror. Okay, like where

1072
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 3: it's like this bunch of like bound books and they

1073
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 3: closed the doors. And then it's like, I was like,

1074
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 3: so you're watching a video and they're doing the thing.

1075
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 2: Did you go on the cans?

1076
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: I didn't go on the cans, but it was not

1077
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: far away.

1078
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 2: I could, Okay.

1079
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 3: So then they're like, hey, just sign all this paperwork

1080
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 3: and then we'll start emailing you and I'll never forget

1081
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 3: what happened. So as I'm filling out the paperwork with

1082
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 3: a fake name and a fake email. I say to

1083
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 3: the guy, so, why are you in scientology and why

1084
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 3: do you think it's good for you?

1085
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: And he says, you know, when I started scientology, I

1086
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: was in a relationship that really wasn't working for me,

1087
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: and I just noticed that every day I was really angry.

1088
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, I got involved with scientology.

1089
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: And I'm not angry anymore.

1090
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, O, yay, yeah, you seem great.

1091
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 3: And so then we like flat so you didn't take

1092
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 3: any course, No, but essentially you understand why they get you,

1093
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 3: because in the beginning, at least, what I'm understanding is

1094
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: it's base that's a therapy.

1095
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 2: So in a way, but they're like courses.

1096
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 7: Like they'd say to me, well, yeah, you'd pay for

1097
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 7: courses in university or college, so why wouldn't you pay

1098
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 7: from here. So there's like data, and then there's like

1099
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 7: overcoming the ups and downs in life and how to

1100
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 7: be a better parent. And I had young kids, so

1101
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 7: I was like, I want to I want to be

1102
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 7: a good parent. I probably suck, you know, I didn't know.

1103
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 7: I didn't know what I was doing. I had kids,

1104
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 7: and I had no mother. So I was like, I'm

1105
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 7: going to fuck these kids up. I don't mean too,

1106
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 7: but I didn't know. They don't come with a manual.

1107
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 7: You don't know what you're doing. I did my best.

1108
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 7: Here we are, so so I go in to take

1109
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 7: these courses and then I did the fifty dollars ones

1110
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 7: and then one hundred dollars ones. Now, mind you, I

1111
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 7: was working on the radio, so I didn't have a

1112
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 7: lot of salary. So it came to like the eighteen

1113
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 7: hundred dollars one. I said, I don't have the money.

1114
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 7: I didn't have the money to do it. And they said, well,

1115
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 7: you can.

1116
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: Borrow a friend's credit card. And I was like, what

1117
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 2: kind of friends you think I got?

1118
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, And they were like, you know, I don't know

1119
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 7: if this is relevant here, but there's an actress called

1120
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 7: Jenna Elfman.

1121
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we love Jenna Elfman, big scientologist. Never mind,

1122
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 3: don't we love Jenna.

1123
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 7: We left door, we left arvingreg So when they said

1124
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 7: they said, and I quote, when Jenna wanted to go clear,

1125
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 7: going clear as getting rid of all.

1126
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: The defeat the Michigan this shit.

1127
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 7: Then when Jenna wanted to go clear, she borrowed a

1128
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 7: friend's credit card, and I was like.

1129
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 2: Good for Jenna.

1130
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1131
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 2: I don't have that kind of a friend. So the

1132
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 2: guilt came right.

1133
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 7: They put me on the cans and my husband was

1134
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 7: like eye rolling and all that stuff, and I'm not

1135
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you like it is. You guys can

1136
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 7: make up your own minds. I'm not an sp but

1137
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 7: well yes I am. So it came down to that

1138
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 7: and I was like, I can't afford it, and Leah's

1139
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 7: mother stepped in trying to make it affordable. The idea

1140
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 7: of paying for me to do it is not really

1141
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 7: on the cards because you have to do it for yourself.

1142
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 7: So I moved back to New York to do a

1143
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 7: radio a radio job, and I said, all right, I'll

1144
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 7: go back to the church and I'll take this course.

1145
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 2: I took this course. This is when I left.

1146
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 7: Okay, So I've taken about six courses at this point

1147
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 7: and it was time to make a commitment or get out.

1148
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, am I going to do it or not?

1149
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 7: I still was like some and doesn't feel right because

1150
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 7: when I say the cans, they give these things that

1151
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 7: look like two soup cans and it's.

1152
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 2: Called an e meter.

1153
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 7: It's supposed to measure your energy to see if you

1154
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 7: worked through what was in the course. I bullshitted my

1155
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 7: way through those e meters like you could totally. It's

1156
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 7: like a lie detector. Anyway, I get to the course

1157
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 7: and they start explaining something called the tone scale, and

1158
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 7: that tells you where people are rated in life. So

1159
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 7: murders and pedophiles are down at like one hundred, and

1160
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 7: like you know, a deity, a god is like at

1161
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 7: zero whatever. I started going through the scale and literally

1162
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 7: at like ninety something was pedophiles, Uh huh, murderers and homosexuals.

1163
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I took.

1164
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 2: The book and I shut it.

1165
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 7: And when they do that, they come over and they say,

1166
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 7: because there's a teacher walking around the whole time making

1167
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 7: sure you understand.

1168
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 2: And he said what word didn't you understand?

1169
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 7: And I was like that homosexuals are pedophiles and murderers.

1170
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 2: And he said, what are you talking about.

1171
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 7: I said, gay people are on the same tone and

1172
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 7: I said I quit and I walked out. He's like,

1173
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 7: you can't quit as a girl by yeah. And I

1174
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 7: called Leah's mother and I said, I'm never going back.

1175
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 7: And they called me for months and I told lean Liah's.

1176
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 2: Like I get it.

1177
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 7: I get it, and I'm like, how can you do it?

1178
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 7: And it kind of slowly started to dwindle and then

1179
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 7: she started uncovering shit.

1180
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she had to do it her.

1181
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 7: Way, and it's been it's been rough man, but she's

1182
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 7: a fucking beast.

1183
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, she's amazing.

1184
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 3: I read her book and I watched the A and

1185
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 3: E series Put Yourself out There, and I know it's

1186
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 3: still hard.

1187
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 7: It is hard to this day because they see everything

1188
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 7: she's doing. But she's only speaking her truth and letting

1189
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 7: people speak their truth and letting She's trying to help

1190
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 7: and that's what, ironically, scientology is supposed to do.

1191
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: You know.

1192
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 3: All I want to is for her to be in

1193
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:51,919
Speaker 3: more things because second act she.

1194
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: Was okay and best Buds.

1195
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 3: Second Act was my favorite movie of the year because

1196
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: this happened.

1197
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: This was a choice that Leah Remedy made in second act.

1198
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 3: So j Loo's like, I'm stressed out because business and

1199
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 3: also you know, juggling my life as a mom, and

1200
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 3: Leah remone She's like, all right, listen, and before she answers,

1201
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 3: she unbuttons the top button of her pants and then

1202
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 3: she goes, here's what you gotta do, But before she

1203
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 3: could give the advice, she's like, let me unbutton.

1204
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: This top button. That's that's a choice.

1205
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 2: That's I said.

1206
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: That is a real comedic icon right there.

1207
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 3: Amazing, She's amazing, and we celebrate, Oh my gosh, give

1208
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 3: it up. But I always wonder about like clearly cool

1209
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 3: people who are in it, and then like, you know,

1210
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 3: all you want is for people to see the light,

1211
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 3: but it feels like it's tiny.

1212
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: It's a small amount of people. Now I live next

1213
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: to the Scientology Celebrity Center in LA and there ain't

1214
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: nobody in there.

1215
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 2: More than you know.

1216
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the best, and that dove tails perfectly. And

1217
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, wouldn't you say, Bowen? This

1218
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 1: is I don't think so honey.

1219
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 4: This is our segment we do every episode of the podcast.

1220
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 4: We take one minute to rail against something in pop culture,

1221
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 4: the culture in general.

1222
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 2: What did you choose tonight, Bowen?

1223
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: Well you'll see, you'll see matdam Bowen.

1224
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 3: So Boone's gonna go first tonight because I'm gonna I'm

1225
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 3: actually do something sort of uh form breaking and exciting.

1226
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: So Bowen, such a rebel I'm the leah.

1227
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 2: Yes you are button your pants.

1228
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: I actually just did have to button the back. But

1229
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: we have moved, all right.

1230
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 3: So Bowen Yang, this is your I don't think so, honey.

1231
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 3: I do have a phone that I can time you.

1232
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 3: So Bowen Yang is gonna take his one minute right

1233
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 3: now to rant against something in pop culture that needs

1234
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 3: a railing against Bowen Are you ready?

1235
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? And it's it's yeah, I'm ready.

1236
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. This is down, Yanks. I don't

1237
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 3: think so many as time starts now. I don't think so, honey,

1238
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 3: Percy Pigs because because because wait, wait wait wait wait,

1239
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 3: Decoram let him get do it, Decora because Decoram Now.

1240
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 3: MNS Foods has a fucking choke hold on these things

1241
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 3: and it's holding them hostage. How dare you have exclusive

1242
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 3: sale over the best candy in the world, thank you?

1243
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 3: And I can't go to a food so anything and

1244
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 3: buy one along with my dental fluss.

1245
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 1: How dare you? I'm not going to M and S

1246
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,439
Speaker 1: for anything else.

1247
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 3: I'm not buying one of your fucking sandwiches, bitch. I

1248
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 3: only have to donat you to buy this candy, and

1249
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 3: then I feel like a fuck I look like a

1250
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 3: groomer walking sentence with all the candy, looking like a groomermines,

1251
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 3: you're making me look crazy, like a damn pedo, as

1252
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 3: they say in the UK.

1253
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 1: Five seconds.

1254
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 4: I just need a one stop shop where I can

1255
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 4: order Percy pigs off of uber eats or deliver like

1256
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 4: any self respecting person in the UK would do.

1257
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 1: And that's one minute.

1258
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 3: And can I say, yes, I just tried them backstage

1259
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 3: from us.

1260
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 1: Yes, how dare you?

1261
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 3: That's made with real Jews, real Jews. And you can

1262
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 3: really tell, you can tell. I felt vitamin C flowing

1263
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 3: through me. I said, our candy is horseship.

1264
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: It's true.

1265
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 3: It's true, Bohen, I really feel like you struck a nerve.

1266
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, did you see the topography of that

1267
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: was because they thought that you were going to drag it.

1268
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 1: They hated it at first.

1269
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 3: They thought you were agreed that they thought you were

1270
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 3: dragging it based on quality. You were dragging it based

1271
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 3: on the availability availability it creates.

1272
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm so done with artificial scarcity.

1273
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: Fuck off. Yeah, it's out there.

1274
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 3: Put it out there, and we're taking all four bags

1275
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 3: of it and we're bringing it home and customs can

1276
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 3: eat our ass.

1277
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 7: Well, if they're filled with thirsty pigs, they might they.

1278
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 3: Might quite enjoy it, Sirs and Madams.

1279
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:29,439
Speaker 1: All right, so here's here's what I'm doing. Okay, four break.

1280
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 3: So you know, Bowen and I used to do a

1281
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 3: live show based on this segment called I Don't Think

1282
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 3: So Honey Live, where we'd bring fifty comedians on stage.

1283
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 3: This is back in the day, back in Brooklyn. We

1284
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 3: bring fifty of our friends on stage and everyone would

1285
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 3: do a I don't Think so honey. And if someone

1286
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 3: didn't have an idea, they could reach into what.

1287
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: Was called the troll bowl.

1288
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 3: Yes, people, and they would have to do and I

1289
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 3: don't Think so honey on that topic. Now, usually that

1290
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 3: topic was a beloved thing that it would be hard

1291
01:05:58,720 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 3: to talk shit about.

1292
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 1: Julie Andrews, Julian Andrews one, yeah, Malala, Malala. Yeah.

1293
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 3: So basically what I want is I'm gonna do the

1294
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 3: trouble tonight. Who hasn't I don't Think so honey topic

1295
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 3: that they feel it would be hard for me to

1296
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 3: drag through? Absolute it's so easy.

1297
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: What did you say, Princess d got it?

1298
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 4: This is Matt Rogers. I don't think some money on

1299
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 4: Princess Die. His time starts now.

1300
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Princess Dye learned to drive.

1301
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:46,439
Speaker 3: Your own fucking carn Tell where you're going. I don't

1302
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 3: think so, honey, Princess Die. Your sons are fucked up, babe.

1303
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 3: There had to be something that you could do.

1304
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: I don't think's, honey, Princess.

1305
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 3: Di Dody, Mama, we had everyone in the world and

1306
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 3: went with Doe.

1307
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 1: You getting in the backseat with Dony. You're going nowhere fast?

1308
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think so, honey, Princess Die. They

1309
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: have not figured you out on the crown, Mama, Miss

1310
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: thing playing you is too tall.

1311
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 3: What's Mama's name is Elizabeth de VICKI too tall? Fifteenth

1312
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 3: too tall? Princess died. The name is a little on

1313
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 3: the nose.

1314
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 1: I don't think, soney, Princess died. We're really How can

1315
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 1: you get even a little wet for Charles? You liar,

1316
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: you're some fake princess. That one minute? Oh great rough?

1317
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: Wh Michelle did not like that row. That's the name

1318
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 1: of the I don't think so, honey. Game okay gets

1319
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:54,959
Speaker 1: a little rough.

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Speaker 2: I'm on my way to becoming a national treasure.

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Speaker 1: There I know, And yet you have to share the

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Speaker 1: stage with me a heave.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness. I want to say,

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Speaker 2: do not reflect my opinion.

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01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: We love Princess Die. I believe none of what I said.

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01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 3: Donty loved her, Don't he loved Don't you point your

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01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 3: finger at me? He loves her, Donty love love her?

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Speaker 3: Loved I'm just saying, here's the deal. If I'm looking

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01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 3: like Princess Die, I'm not checking up with Dody.

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Speaker 1: But he was so rich, he was so rich.

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01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 2: I went to Harod's.

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Speaker 7: He would you get anything in harrod It's just fucking magical.

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01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 2: It's one giant palace of ood.

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01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 4: Dude like this this, Oh my god. I didn't go

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01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 4: to Selfridges until recently.

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01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 2: Love it sausages.

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01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 1: We call it sausages.

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01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 2: Sausages just because it sounds like sausages.

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01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 1: Are these old doughty things.

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01:08:54,600 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 3: No, Harrod's was a Diana Well, herod was a yeah, Mohammed, Yes,

1341
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 3: the father, it is the father. And he was here

1342
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,759
Speaker 3: Muhammad al Fayette, Yes, Tony Fayette being the Soviet correct

1343
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 3: and he shucks up with Princess Di and he loved her,

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01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 3: and he loved her.

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01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:16,679
Speaker 1: Michelle, Now, no, no, okay, how do you want to proceed?

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01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 1: Do you want to do one?

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01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:18,280
Speaker 3: No?

1348
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:22,040
Speaker 2: Because you I don't know. I didn't have one.

1349
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: There's nothing that grind, there's nothing that.

1350
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 3: Irritates you on a day to day basis. Well, well,

1351
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 3: well it doesn't have.

1352
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 4: To be pop cultural, obviously, it can be something going on.

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01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:36,519
Speaker 3: You know, the color green, the color green. I don't

1354
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 3: think so many of the color greens you've got. You've

1355
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 3: got one minute on the color Now they're starting to

1356
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 3: come for you about your hatred of the color green.

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01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 3: They're like, Michelle, you can't actually positively hate color green

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01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 3: this much?

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01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: Why do you hate it?

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01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 3: Oh?

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01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: Okay, this is your moment.

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01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 3: This is Michelle, This is Michelle Vesage's I don't think

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01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 3: the money on the color green.

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01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: Tarley starts now.

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01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 2: I don't think so, motherfucker, the color green.

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01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,719
Speaker 7: If I was a pink person, the color green wouldn't

1367
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 7: be so bad.

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01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,799
Speaker 2: But I am yellow.

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01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 7: So if I if I had to wear a yellow

1370
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 7: based green, people would go, I'm so sorry about the

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01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:16,200
Speaker 7: hepatitis C.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know. If I wore a yellow.

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01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 7: Based green, I would absolutely look like well, I need

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01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 7: some in you.

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01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 2: Know, infusion.

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01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: That's the one that I'm looking for.

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01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 2: But I don't do that too.

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01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 7: I don't think so, honey, because then we go to

1379
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 7: dark green. Dark greens look good on certain color skin.

1380
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:39,760
Speaker 7: But every drag queen that comes up has to counterbalance

1381
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 7: with color correction. Right for the most part, we have oranges,

1382
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 7: we have yellows, and you know what color doesn't look

1383
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 7: good on that green very much. You don't want to

1384
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 7: look like you're dying. The key is to look like

1385
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:51,919
Speaker 7: you're alive.

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01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 2: Yes, In turn, stay the fuck away from pond scum green.

1387
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 2: There we go, Yeah.

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01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 1: And now we know, honestly, alexis Michelle found hopefully not

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Speaker 1: green in the future.

1390
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,600
Speaker 2: There are greens I like. Just to clear it up,

1391
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:12,480
Speaker 2: I love jade, and I love Hunter.

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01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:15,759
Speaker 1: Green, Kelly Green Kelly.

1393
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 7: When you start to go green screen or you start

1394
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 7: to go baby shit, that's when I'm.

1395
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 1: Out baby shit.

1396
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 3: Okay, So everyone out there looking to put their RuPaul's

1397
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:27,640
Speaker 3: Drag Race audition tapes together, Hunter Green, Kelly, green.

1398
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 7: Emerald green, amal green, jewel tones are beautiful on everybody.

1399
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 7: But I will say this, people of color, dark skinned

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01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 7: people look beautiful in every green, so there's that jealousy

1401
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 7: right here.

1402
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 1: Or if you're a not green eyed person.

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01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 2: I'm green eyed too. It doesn't work everyone.

1404
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,719
Speaker 1: This has been so much fun.

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01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:59,280
Speaker 3: Thank you for coming our guest Massicious, But it's ma

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01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:00,639
Speaker 3: Roger the Moon.

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01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 2: Yeah you know.

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Speaker 1: What day cat that movie