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Speaker 1: Yo, it's up as your boy. The kid married a

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Speaker 1: human du rag flat. You know what I mean? The

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Speaker 1: plantain super nova. You feel me the God himself, your

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Speaker 1: favorite Dominican uncle and Yo. On Halloween in twenty twelve,

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Speaker 1: I was out terrorizing the streets bro with a super

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Speaker 1: soaker full of new That's why you think they got

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Speaker 1: that permanent bas spy in the back of the head.

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Speaker 1: She say, it's alopecia. It's not. That same night I

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Speaker 1: went home did two birdman hand rubs and his submit

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Speaker 1: on the greatest blog of all time, Victory Light be married?

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Speaker 1: When's Victory late? When is that? What's the black? Victory

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Speaker 1: Light is TikTok on paper? Stupid, Sit down and put

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Speaker 1: the vapor away. Victory Light is a mecca of everdition man,

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Speaker 1: the thoughts of a young Dominican man under extreme societal pressure.

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Speaker 1: It's also where I give you questionable a vice. It

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Speaker 1: was a fountain of knowledge starts to a certainty of

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Speaker 1: your cranial cavity bait. Victory Light is where Ylee went

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Speaker 1: to get laughs on tour. Victory Light is where Ezra

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Speaker 1: Cannick went to get inspired to win a Grammy. Victory

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Speaker 1: Light is where Tom Calichio went to make that rosemary

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Speaker 1: chicken that be banging, and you said, white people in

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Speaker 1: a food. Victory Light is what got me up at

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Speaker 1: Beverly Glenn Tyner next to one of the Beg's. I

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Speaker 1: think it was one of the Beg's. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but Homie was definitely in a fugue state. But Mari,

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Speaker 1: where's Victory Light? Now? Are blacks even a thing anymore?

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Speaker 1: That's a great question, you coward. Let me tell you

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Speaker 1: how you can listen to Victory Light on the iHeartRadio app,

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts at. And remember,

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Speaker 1: Victory Light is a fountain, So get your cut ready

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Speaker 1: because it's about the running over