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Speaker 1: and I mean, I can't wait to you know, just

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Speaker 2: Sounds like you love your family.

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Speaker 1: I was not even out loving my family. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about like being out in the wilderness and having

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Speaker 2: Baby, that one down, turned that one down.

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Speaker 1: Man, that music sounds good.

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Speaker 2: Arnold is off. Today he was out on Broadways hungover.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. I've been seeing him on Twitter. Hit

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Speaker 1: on Ali Cox.

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Speaker 2: I posted from Vegas a male sculpture with his Prince

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Speaker 2: Albert hanging out, and I called it Albert. I'm pretty

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Speaker 2: sure our Instagram is gonna get pulled down.

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Speaker 1: For point called it Albert, or called it Arnold.

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Speaker 2: Prince Albert.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Okay, Well, yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Ray, we're gonna get kicked off the Graham.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think we're gonna get kicked off the Graham.

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Speaker 1: Let's rock and roll. Oh my goodness, it's a great

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Speaker 1: day to be here. Would you like to hear what

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Speaker 1: he has said? To Alex Simms on Twitter. Ah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know Arnold on X Arnold on X dude, Alex

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Speaker 1: Simms posted the other day, single is greater than dating

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Speaker 1: losers and I and Arnold replied I'm not a loser,

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Speaker 1: so let's date Arnold. Nothing back from Alex Simms. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and and then she wrote I am single and employed,

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Speaker 1: so am I seems like we have a lot in common.

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Speaker 1: We should grab dinner. Arnold no reply yet?

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Speaker 2: Is that chick attractive?

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Speaker 1: Why there are men old enough to be my dad

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Speaker 1: sliding in my dms. I'm not old enough to be

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Speaker 1: your dad, but you can call me daddy. It'll be

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Speaker 2: We're freaking hiding behind the guys of Arnold hitting on chicks.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know who this girl is,

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Speaker 1: do you know, Alex? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Why is she showing up in our ALGERI there though

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: We don't follow her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who she is here? Oh, Alex Simms,

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Speaker 1: former sports anchor, award winning journalist Heisman Voter, retired ballerina,

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Speaker 1: fantasy football addict su graduate Heisman Voter, I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: to talk to her. Yeah, I don't have time for

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Speaker 2: Speaking of Heisman, congrats to Travis Henry's minus ten thousand

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Speaker 2: odds right now to win the Heisman. You put down

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Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars in Las Vegas, Nevada. You went one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, Well I just got short up while I

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Speaker 2: was sitting at Gordon Ramseys.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you went to the burger place.

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Speaker 2: Man. We went to Gordon Ramseys, We went to vander Pump,

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Speaker 2: we went to No Boo, what the others? Any Alexis

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you one night we were getting I mean,

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Speaker 1: and we just kept losing. He goes, you know what

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Speaker 2: And when do you plant your flag no unintended and

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Speaker 4: I'm getting a pizza.

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Speaker 2: Plant the fucking flag.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, let's start this show. Let's start

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Speaker 4: Man, Man, We're gonna do it live. We oh the one,

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Speaker 1: So loser? What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 2: I was gonna burn.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna burn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Cesarey Mundo. I'm from the North I'm an alpha.

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Speaker 2: Mel met a Broadway girl. Took her to the North Side.

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Speaker 2: She chose to go there with me because we are married.

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Speaker 2: At the Vanderbilt clinic, lunch over to you, man.

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Speaker 1: No, man, I want to talk about Vegas. How was Vegas?

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Speaker 5: It was good. It had been two years. It had

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Speaker 2: Long, damn years. Damn long, that's what it had been.

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Speaker 2: It'd been way too damn long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you get to Vegas all of a sudden you

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Speaker 1: turn into a bitch. What the hell were you wearing?

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Speaker 1: What were you wearing? What was that little satchel? You

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Speaker 2: Got it for me?

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Speaker 1: Was so stupid, Like that thing around your freaking waister,

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Speaker 2: Dude. It's what the guys are wearing now, and you

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Speaker 2: Christmas light. You didn't say that, I digressed. Hands were

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Speaker 2: hanging them. We had to get to the airport. Time

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Speaker 2: I got to the airport, I said, Baser, just like

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Speaker 1: Nothing better than a thirty two dollar bottle of lotion there.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you take those pictures guys you never think they're

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Speaker 1: Everybody like a bottle thing a barber.

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Speaker 5: I believe that was at the shoe. We met up

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Speaker 2: No, if anybody was running into us, it was just

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Speaker 5: He was at a different spot though, and he was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I haven't seen him put my locks up

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Speaker 2: So we don't support that sore losers locks. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: But we also there was another lady who met at Aria.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was it was us man. We went

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so tell me, I mean, let's talk about the weekend. Yeah, yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: The bee note I had was Carbone and Aria. That's

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Speaker 2: where Morgan told me to She said to go there.

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Speaker 1: Carbone is really good. Yeah, it's uh the one at

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Speaker 1: uh Cromwell, God, what Giata? That place is terrible. Did

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Speaker 2: No, she told me Aria. But Jiada is that the

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Speaker 2: Jiada chick that's on food now there, it's terrible. She's phenomenal,

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Speaker 2: but the restaurant's bad.

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Speaker 1: The restaurant is so bad.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you. Gordon Ramsey wasn't that great.

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Speaker 2: Oh we got the nacho chip, I mean, and get

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Speaker 2: those on Broadway. We got you get a burger.

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Speaker 1: We went to Gordon.

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Speaker 5: Ramsey Burger and didn't get a burger.

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Speaker 1: This is terrible. And then he gets stanching in and

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Speaker 2: But anyway, what it was is the It was surrender Kobra.

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Speaker 1: Guys, before I enjoyed that drink, I don't know where

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Speaker 2: But the whole trip, I bought this book. It was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, about surrendering during blackjack, which you're never supposed

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Speaker 2: Did I told you that before we left? Oh, guys,

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Speaker 1: Thank god? Okay?

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Speaker 2: And so then my other one guys they'd been sodomizing

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Speaker 2: It's an over, and then it's thunder King. That's gonna

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Speaker 2: be my bet.

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Speaker 2: When I say, we landed, and I don't know if

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Speaker 2: We sat for an hour and a half in traffic.

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Speaker 2: We landed at five. My bets started at seven, Vegas time,

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Speaker 2: so I knew I'd be perfect. I said, all right,

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Speaker 2: and everything. We go to places parlay. We're still in

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Speaker 2: the cab at seven. We sat in traffic for two hours.

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Speaker 2: I never got the bet placed it hit and I

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Speaker 2: You guys, When I say that I studied and took

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Speaker 2: notes the entire time, that's not a stretch all for

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Speaker 2: not I didn't even get the bet play. So that's

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Speaker 2: how it started, Guys, I'm not gonna go down to

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Speaker 2: the dumps. Then we get into the room, hold on,

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Speaker 2: hold on. Then we get down at the end of

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Speaker 2: the room. There's this new thing where you can pay

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Speaker 2: and if they choose you, you get a free upgraded room.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Beezer says, hey, it's just a couple dollars.

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Speaker 2: You want me to do it? I was like, fuck, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're in Vegas, why are we not gambling? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: do it. So I checked back five minutes later. I go, hey,

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Speaker 2: so did we win the room? She goes, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't really know how it tells you. It never

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Speaker 2: hit from them. Hey, for thirty dollars, would you want

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Speaker 1: I mean, did we come to Vegas pool side?

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Speaker 2: Hell?

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Speaker 1: Yes we did.

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Speaker 2: Heys one hundred and twenty dollars. We can't to the room, caut.

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Speaker 1: The pool closed for the season.

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Speaker 2: Then it's twenty five degrees outside, Dude, there stop one

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Speaker 1: It's closed for the season. Dude, they got us, they

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Speaker 1: saw us coming, They saw us coming from a mile away,

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Speaker 1: and we go, Oh, and the dumbasses haven't been here

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Speaker 1: in two years. They won't remember that it's cold outside

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Speaker 2: So in your head you're thinking thongs, DJs. There's none

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Speaker 2: of that it when it shutters for the season. Guys,

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Speaker 2: I believe maybe Omni is one that has an indoor pool.

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Speaker 2: Nobody else is open. It's fully shut so much you

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Speaker 2: make that up great easily, over hundred and so it's

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Speaker 1: The laughs haven't stopped yet.

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Speaker 2: Oh they can continue. We get into the room and

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Speaker 2: what is my dumbass? Do I open the sliding glass door?

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Speaker 2: They had like weather proof these Sunday clots doors, so

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Speaker 1: Supposed to open it. I fucking broke the door.

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Speaker 4: I broke the door.

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Speaker 3: Maintenance, it's in my room for an hour fixing that motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: Dude. How how could you start a trip with any

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Speaker 2: worse luck?

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Speaker 4: And we hadn't even gambled yet.

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Speaker 1: Well you gambled for that free room upgrade, dude.

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Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there talking to the maintenance, and then

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Speaker 2: should we just get another room? And he's broke broken English,

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Speaker 2: So Baser's down there, she's booking us another room, and

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Speaker 2: so I need. I'm starving. Baser wants to go play

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Speaker 2: beating I was like, weirdly like root against my team's

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Speaker 2: I'll do North Carolina. Hold on, hold on, it's a

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Speaker 2: And so we're watching. We're at the link. I'm seeing

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Speaker 2: She's already down like two hundred. I'm like, well, they

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Speaker 4: My gosh, North Carolina's down three.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, North Carolina made a miracle three pointer

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Speaker 2: and it went to overtime. They made a three at

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Speaker 2: By the time I got into the monorail, they'd lost

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Speaker 2: because we want to do Haras. But then we went

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Speaker 2: to the shoe. Horseshoe. I didn't even know it existed, dude, the.

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Speaker 1: Hell's the horseshoes? The shoe, baby, I got VIDs, but

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of it.

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Speaker 2: Dude. The shoe is great.

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Speaker 1: Man, what's it by? Man?

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Speaker 2: Uh, that's the thing with the monoail.

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Speaker 1: You don't really know what it's by.

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Speaker 2: Monareel. You're not gonna you never see fronts of stuff.

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Speaker 2: But isn't that pretty?

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Speaker 1: That is cool. It's a shoe, dude. Is that what

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Speaker 1: Bally's used to be?

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Speaker 2: Very well, Kobe, look at this. This is the shoe, Dude.

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Speaker 2: It's like cathedral.

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Speaker 1: That is really nice. Help me look it up. It's

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the horseshoe, the horseshoe last Vegas. Let me

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Speaker 2: So we're at the shoe and at this point this

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Speaker 2: this is when we made a fake fateful mistake. Oh boy,

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Speaker 2: we decided to dip into our day for fun, so

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Speaker 2: we would no longer have funds for day four. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but the drinks had started flowing, and so we forgot

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Speaker 1: Wow, that is not a good sign.

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Speaker 2: Okay. And so I was losing. I lost like some

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Speaker 2: Slovenian basketball game. I lost the Michigan State North Carolina one.

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Speaker 2: Keep in mind, I would have won the parlay that

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Speaker 2: She hasn't won anything. I'm sitting there playing some craps. Okay.

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Speaker 2: That about when that picture happened, is when we'd had

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Speaker 2: so me and Baser decided to go play a table.

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Speaker 2: And I am I'm like down in basketball, I'm sports betting.

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Speaker 2: I'm up from bubble, so I'm up hundreds. Okay, it's

437
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,439
Speaker 2: probably a wash because I'd lost on sports. So we

438
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,040
Speaker 2: go to the table and there's a dude roll in

439
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,400
Speaker 2: the dice. It looks like fine table. Everything's good. And

440
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,480
Speaker 2: there's people from out of town there, from overseas okay,

441
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,640
Speaker 2: got it, And they're very touristy, so they're not speaking

442
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:23,120
Speaker 2: the language and they are just running like renegades all

443
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,439
Speaker 2: over the place. This one dude's throwing the craps and

444
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,159
Speaker 2: he'd been doing good. It looked like he'd been winning.

445
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,719
Speaker 2: We're still standing at the table, still waiting for him

446
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,879
Speaker 2: to crap out so we can play. So then he

447
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,919
Speaker 2: finally finishes and we can. We're sitting there, we're like

448
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,040
Speaker 2: all in all right, man, it looked like he'd been winning,

449
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:38,919
Speaker 2: is all I can tell you.

450
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,840
Speaker 5: He'd been winning. And so here we go.

451
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,760
Speaker 2: Man, we're with you. We're with you. We've got a

452
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,520
Speaker 2: root for the table. Seven or eleven. This lady as

453
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,240
Speaker 2: he's about to throw the dice, hand okay, so that's

454
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,960
Speaker 2: over here, into the middle of the table, and.

455
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,320
Speaker 4: The guy goes, what the fuck.

456
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,960
Speaker 2: Fuck, He's like, fuck, what the fuck, And just like

457
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,080
Speaker 2: starts looking at the dealers.

458
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, lady, ladies.

459
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,160
Speaker 2: And the lady is still standing at the table. Had

460
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 2: no idea what she just did. So little did we

461
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 2: know she was turning the entire luck of the table around.

462
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,040
Speaker 1: When you piss off the roller, it's bad news.

463
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,359
Speaker 2: And so he what did he hit? He'd believe he

464
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,159
Speaker 2: maybe hit a four and then crapped out. Then he

465
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 2: hit a seven and he lost. And so that's when

466
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,960
Speaker 2: I whispered to Baser, this is night one. We got

467
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 2: tons left, tons left, So I whispered to Baser. I

468
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,240
Speaker 2: said it, I always bet against the people. I bet

469
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 2: against him, and she goes, I don't do that, and

470
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,840
Speaker 2: you're gonna play how I want to play. So we

471
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,879
Speaker 2: didn't bet against the people, and for the next three

472
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,760
Speaker 2: to five roles we didn't win one on a live table.

473
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 2: We were down one hundred and fifty bet in twenty

474
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,439
Speaker 2: five A pop lost lost. And I'm not blaming on

475
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,159
Speaker 2: the tourist. It stuck her hand out over the entire table.

476
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:52,359
Speaker 2: Blonde of Brunette, brunette. But she was like sixty dude,

477
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,160
Speaker 2: so not hot, yes, and so she she pretty much

478
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 2: just thumped the night Baser did a couple more slish

479
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 2: sir crappers. I was heading to bed. Dude, I still

480
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,160
Speaker 2: hadn't eating. I'd been like twenty four hours. The last

481
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,199
Speaker 2: thing I eat was a Mazzarell sticks at Tootsi's at

482
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 2: the Nashville Airport.

483
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 1: That's not good man.

484
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 5: And so then we woke up and it was Thanksgiving.

485
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 1: Oh hey, I want to hear about Thanksgiving right after this?

486
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 2: Good that but that night and like I said, because

487
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,919
Speaker 2: we took out the money from the fourth day, it

488
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 2: wasn't pretty.

489
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 5: So we're onto Thanksgiving. Yeah, and I said, hey, she had.

490
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,119
Speaker 1: Big Thanksgiving days plans.

491
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna need Alexas, which was in Planet hollywo

492
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 2: it was in Paris, Okay, So we go to Paris

493
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 2: and we are just ready to have us a time. Dude,

494
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,719
Speaker 2: I am starting on Mimosa's.

495
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 6: Oh.

496
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 2: I started at a high noon, And I learned the

497
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 2: night before. You don't go get the high first of all,

498
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 2: you hope the lady comes up to you. If she

499
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 2: doesn't come up to you, you go to the bartender. No,

500
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 2: you go to the convenience store and get a high

501
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 2: noon because the bartender. Dude, I paid forty six dollars

502
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: for two high noons that link. I went around the corner.

503
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 2: I went around the corner to the convenience store. It

504
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 2: was ten dollars apiece. Okay, so always just go for

505
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 2: the inn, hotel, casino, convenience or whatever. So I learned that.

506
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought you'd learned that at coaches conventioned

507
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 1: one when Miguel and then we're going to the convenience

508
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 1: store instead of ordering from the waitress at the freaking

509
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: sports book. They were going to the little convenience store

510
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: at the front of uh where do we have the

511
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 1: one at Westgate and bring them in their plastic damn

512
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 1: bags and drinking them. I thought you would have learned

513
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 1: from them. You know, Miguil will save you money, dude,

514
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: loker will cost you money. Bet on the Cowboys.

515
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 2: All right, here is another near miss. So we're gonna

516
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 2: go to Alexis. At Paris, we had reservations on Thanksgiving Day.

517
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 2: First of all, people are just blowing through this. They

518
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 2: don't know it's Thanksgiving, and a lot of people overseas

519
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 2: don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

520
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, it's only an American holiday.

521
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 2: So we rocket we're at Alexis We're at Paris and

522
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 2: I go to the Rotel roulette table. I'd say, Baser,

523
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 2: I'm playing some damn roulette. I just got to play stuff.

524
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 2: I know I'm not doing how you say where we

525
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: can't bet against the table. I always bet against people.

526
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 2: And so we go up to the roulette table. Dude,

527
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 2: I start hitting boom, and I'm doing columns column so

528
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 2: I'm putting baders in it, know it. I'm putting like

529
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 2: I might. I was putting one hundred down to the

530
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 2: table out of time, Okay, fifty and fifty boom got it, boom,

531
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 2: boom boom, winning like three or four at times. So

532
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 2: I'm up like five hundred this minute. Miami Dolphins guy,

533
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 2: he musts have been there for the later game. He

534
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 2: comes up all decked out. He had one chip. He's

535
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: like shaken. He sees me going hot, and I was

536
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 2: being a dumb ass. I had the games on, had

537
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 2: the Bears game started yet, No, they're about to start it.

538
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 2: They're just about to start it. Don't get me started

539
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 2: on that, and I'll continue. And so he throws his

540
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 2: chip on red because I was just being a dumb ass.

541
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 2: Like guys, according to the board, Red's guaranteed to hit,

542
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 2: and like, shit was hitting my way. So he throws

543
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 2: it on there. He wins. Immediately we're giving high fives.

544
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: This is when it gets good. When people are high

545
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: five and that's the best.

546
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 2: Well, this is when it turns. Another bad luck of turns.

547
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: So I'm doing columns, guys, and if you know them,

548
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: it says three to one, but right above the column

549
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 2: is like thirty three, thirty five and thirty six. Yeah,

550
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 2: And so my dumb ass I was I had the

551
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 2: high noon, That's why I mentioned it, and I'd also

552
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 2: had a mimosa, and so I put my two columns.

553
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 2: I'm thirty five and thirty six, and so the guy

554
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 2: told me that I was actually betting thirty six to

555
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 2: one odds.

556
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it hits and.

557
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 6: I win, and I'm like, oh my god, Oh my gosh,

558
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 6: another win, another win.

559
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 2: And the guy goes, no, no, it hit twenty six

560
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 2: your callumn one. But you had your numbers on just

561
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 2: thirty five and thirty six. I was like, oh my gosh.

562
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 2: And he showed me it, and I maybe at one

563
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: or two off on the numbers, but he showed me

564
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: the twenty six was right next to the thirty five,

565
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 2: and I go, how much would I have won if that?

566
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: He said, you'd a hit for two thousand, dude, I

567
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 2: would have hit for two thousand.

568
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,919
Speaker 4: But it was a near miss.

569
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 2: And the minute I did that, I got him the

570
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: hell off I left.

571
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: I was.

572
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: I still left like three or four hundred up.

573
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

574
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 2: So from that, and then we went to brunch and

575
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 2: it was Thanksgiving now question, and then went on to

576
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 2: the games. Then we can move on to the games.

577
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: Brunch, did they serve you a turkey dinner?

578
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 5: No, it was because we'd hit it before noon.

579
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't spill brun if it's like still like,

580
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: do they do it like a traditional Thanksgiving green bean castle,

581
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: role all that?

582
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: Or is it just a regular meal? It regular meal

583
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: at noon? That's when they get crazy and wacky. Okay,

584
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 2: And you just gotta love service nowadays. You walk to

585
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 2: the front of the restaurant, the lady's like, I go, hey,

586
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: how's it going. We're here to eat it, and she goes, Yep,

587
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 2: you're just gonna go through here and around there and

588
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: back around there and then take a left over there

589
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 2: in her restaurant. So I go there and back there

590
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 2: and go right background, we end up in the kitchen.

591
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.

592
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 1: Your hostess gave me.

593
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 4: The worst fucking directions I've ever got in my life.

594
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: Well like they're like, you're American, you want to cook

595
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: your turkey dinner, so they send you to the kitchen. Man,

596
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: I all inexperience here at Alexa unbelievable.

597
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: And then with some we were street side and we

598
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 2: got it was kind of cold. We got a heat

599
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 2: lamp and dude, it's just funny. You're just seeing people

600
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 2: walk by for Thanksgiving, not giving a hell about Thanksgiving.

601
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 4: They don't give a crowd turkey.

602
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: Hats or nothing.

603
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 2: Some guy was carrying like a cornstock and I was

604
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: joking like, oh he's mom. He's bringing the cor and

605
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 2: he's got his head. Dude. It was the most bizarre thing.

606
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: They don't celebrate the giving in Vegas.

607
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: Got it.

608
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 2: So that was that. Then we had to our spot

609
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 2: Cosmo for the games.

610
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: Love it and having it.

611
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 2: We were doing.

612
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: But how packed was Vegas? Was it pretty that?

613
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 2: This is this is where I can explain it. It

614
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 2: was not packed, But the stupid ass f one would

615
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 2: shut down all the escalators. Yeah, because they stand they

616
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: were tearing everything down. Right, They tore a lot of

617
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,239
Speaker 2: it down. Some of it was still up. But the escalators, bro,

618
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 2: they were all shut down. You had to walk up them.

619
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 2: And then the hotels were all normal except for Caesars

620
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: and Bolaggio.

621
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 5: There was maybe a million people in each of those.

622
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: Okay, bro, you could not You couldn't play a table,

623
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 2: much less walking like you would just laugh. We went

624
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 2: to go look in the botanical gardens, dude, and it

625
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 2: was surrounded by people. When I say you couldn't even

626
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 2: see any of the gardens, you couldn't. It was all

627
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 2: just people. I'm like, I don't need to observe people.

628
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: I do love the fact that you had. Here's the thing.

629
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: When I first went to Vegas, I didn't understand that

630
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: you needed to take breaks from gambling and go see stuff.

631
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: Don't just I used to grind and think I had

632
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: to be at the table all the higher time going

633
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: to see the botanical gardens. Let me tell you, at

634
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: at Blagio, they are phenomenal, but it wasn't doable. Well

635
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, but I'm saying, for most of

636
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: the time, it is so cool to see what they

637
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: were able to do with damn flowers fantastic.

638
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: Could never see them. Okay, we were on the outside

639
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 2: looking in. And then Caesar's I got some pictures put

640
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 2: on sore losers. Sadly, I couldn't never play their tables.

641
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,719
Speaker 2: There was that many people in there. It was like,

642
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: excuse me, man, yup, yup, Yeah, excuse Laura bang yep, yep, dude.

643
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: It was insane. I've never seen a Vegue event that

644
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: version of Vegas before, and it was in just those

645
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 2: two hotels.

646
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: Yes, Caesar's, I don't like their layout. It's very cramped

647
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 1: as it is. I feel like it's just not a

648
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: very conducive place to gamble.

649
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 2: And it's shopping. You got people with bags.

650
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: It's just it's not I don't like the layout of Caesars.

651
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of Caesars, but if they

652
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: want to invite me to come stay there, I will

653
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: come happily. I love Caesar's, but as it is now,

654
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: I just don't like the layout. It's very crowded, crazy,

655
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: it's all jammed together.

656
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 2: And we dipped into Caesars.

657
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: Did you go to the shops the form at Caesars

658
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: or no?

659
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: We walked. We walked a crap. Yeah, that's where vander

660
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 2: Pump was. So that's where we did a meal there.

661
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 2: But then Cosmo was for Thanksgiving for all the games.

662
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 1: Got it Cosmo, And we were able to get a

663
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: seat at the sportsbook.

664
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 2: No, no, yeah you could have, but I'd have been

665
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: sitting next to like an awkward guy. That's like eating

666
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: a banana, got it. You know what I'm saying. I'm

667
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 2: not trying to do that. And so we're camped out,

668
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 2: We're on the craps machines, okay, doing the bubble craps.

669
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: Bubble craps, and dude, I did a live bet everything. Yep,

670
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: that's what it was. That was. That was the next day.

671
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 2: That was on Friday. So my first bet of the

672
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: day was a live bet and I did over forty

673
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: three and a half this total. It was at forty

674
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: three when your boy Caleb Williams throws the ball in

675
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: the air and it doesn't hit the ground in time

676
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: and with one second, guys, oh you need it was

677
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 2: a field goal.

678
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 4: The Bears run out thirty.

679
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: Dude, I threw the ticket in the trash because I

680
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: thought the game was over. I'm just being funny. I'm like, ah, fuck,

681
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: this ticket threw in the trash. When they then had

682
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 2: a chance to kick a field goal. I got the

683
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 2: ticket back up out of the trash.

684
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: We never had a chance to kick a field goal.

685
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 2: You did.

686
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: You were at like the thirty when he threw that

687
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: ball in the lh sacked and then thirty seconds left

688
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: on the clock. We have one time out.

689
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: This is where it was. I needed a field goal

690
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: right here.

691
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: And all we have to do is call a time out,

692
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: draw up a play, get eight yards.

693
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 2: What's your coach, fluberfloss or what's his name?

694
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: Dumbass? Is his name? Dumber flash, dumb flass ever fluse

695
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: ever fucks up ever ever never ever coach again in

696
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: his life. Oh my god, here's the thing. It's a

697
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: weird thing because I wanted him to get fired. I

698
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: want to lose the game because we're not going to

699
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: the playoffs, so I'd love to get a higher draft pick.

700
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: But at the same time, to see such idiotic incompetence

701
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: was so frustrating, And part of it is on Caleb Willi.

702
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: When he gets up, he has no urgency. When he

703
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: gets up, he just sitting there and he's changing the

704
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: play at the line of scriptage, just hike the damn ball,

705
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: or right when he gets sacked, time out, time out,

706
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: There's thirty seconds left on the clock. You draw up

707
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: a play that gets you eight yards. That is plenty

708
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 1: of time to run your field goal unit on the

709
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: freaking field. But iber dumbass. This, this is how eber dumbass,

710
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: how stupid this guy is. Last week we played the

711
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: Vikings and they got like a sixty yard play to

712
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: Jordan Addison and he threw the challenge flag and do

713
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,479
Speaker 1: you want to know why? In the postgame press conference,

714
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: they asked him, Hey, why did you throw the challenge

715
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: flag on that play?

716
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: He said he was thinking about it or something.

717
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: He said, it was an explosive play, so we were

718
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: hoping the rest would see something on the challenge. So

719
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: you had no idea why the fuck you challenge the

720
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: damn play. You just threw it hoping that the ref

721
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: would see something on the challenge. Then you have this

722
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: timeout with thirty seconds to go, and you're just like,

723
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: you know, what, what is? What is raw dogg? It

724
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: just raw dogg? It just go ahead and just freaking

725
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: look like a bunch of clowns on national TV. I

726
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: mean only twenty five million people watching, and it looks

727
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: like you have never coached a football game in your life.

728
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: And they ask him after the game what happened there?

729
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I liked our plan. It just didn't

730
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: work out. What you liked your plan of running around

731
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: and just wasting thirty seconds? Absolute idiot, absolute more. He

732
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: is so stupid. I'm so glad he's fired. The first

733
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: time in one hundred and five years they've lost. No,

734
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears have fired a coach in the middle

735
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: of the season. There are reports about players going after

736
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: him in the locker room. I mean, nobody liked that dude.

737
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: He should have been fired last year. I'm so glad

738
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: we lost that game because if he would have, you know,

739
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: called the timeout, we would make the field go and

740
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: end up winning that game. Guess what, he would still

741
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: be our stupid ass head coach. So I'm so glad

742
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: his dumb ass is gone, and I'm glad we lost,

743
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: But I do not like looking so stupid. And Caleb Williams,

744
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: part of it is on you. When you see the

745
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: clock running down, you don't have a play, call it

746
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 1: time out. Back to Vegas.

747
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, these are just three of my god, these

748
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: all happened that day, and there were three of my

749
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: favorite craps moments. So before the Alexis we went to Alexis.

750
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: At Paris, we went to the Harras, which is very rundown. Yes,

751
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: we rode the monoail there. Dude, I go there and

752
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 2: they have one of my electronic craps tables, got it,

753
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 2: and there's nobody playing. And I said to the guy, hey,

754
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: can I bet against myself? Because even the audio says,

755
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: if you'd like to be the shooter place craps, you

756
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 2: got to place it on seven past passline.

757
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: You do?

758
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: And I go, well, that's what the audio said. And

759
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: so I go, hey, sir, can I actually bet on myself?

760
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: And at this time, Beazer's off to other machines. So

761
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: I can actually bet against myself? I liked against the table.

762
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, of course you can. So I do.

763
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: Don't passline, hit hit chill, just do a little five

764
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 2: lose hit hit hit up two or three hundred. Bailed

765
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 2: on that guy. So if you guys are in Vegas,

766
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: go to Harras. They have the electronic machine Big one.

767
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 2: Nobody plays it.

768
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one plays it because it's like a glass floor.

769
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: Well it's not even a real felt like when you

770
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: go when you go to gamble, you want to feel

771
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: that felt under your fingers. You want to see the

772
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: dice bounce off that felt and hit the wall. You

773
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: don't want to hear it go clunk on a freaking

774
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: ice rink.

775
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: You might be right on that because also the plastic

776
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: on the table doesn't match up perfectly. No, my dice

777
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: flew off like between five and ten times.

778
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: That's it's so stupid.

779
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we did that. We had the drinks were flowing. Uh,

780
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: they did good. My best drink of the day is

781
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 2: going to be at a different hotel. But yeah, Haras,

782
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: go to that electronic you'll see its craps. There's never

783
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 2: anybody there, free money. Then we're for some reason, we

784
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: ended up at the Shoe again. It must have been

785
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 2: right next to the link. It was maybe the first

786
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 2: stop on it. So we're at the Shoe, my favorite

787
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: craps player. We go to another table. I'm like, peyser,

788
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 2: let's go to a table. I'll do your dumb ass

789
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 2: thing where we bet with the table. We're all part

790
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 2: of a table, but this time we didn't bet because

791
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 2: this guy was that hot.

792
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 1: Oh he had a wind suit on, big old dude.

793
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you mean a wind suit like

794
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: the wind yeah? Like no, like it straight, like we

795
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: used to wear back windbreaker pants and jacket.

796
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 2: And he'd throw it and he.

797
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: How was his form? Like what did he do?

798
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 2: Well, you're here about to hear it. That's what I

799
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 2: like to hear rowes it? That scratch?

800
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: What?

801
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my gosh, payser. I think

802
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: after he throws the dice every time he says ass scratch.

803
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 2: And so she's like, okay, shut up, shot. And so

804
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: we're just watching him because he's that hot. He's not

805
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: laying in any sevens. We're all we're doing is watches.

806
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 2: He's throwing it hard soft, he's like balancing himself and

807
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 2: then he throws some English on it, so he's like balance.

808
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 2: He's like good, he is good and throws it as scratch?

809
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: Did he say? Ask?

810
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: Goes up to the table again, A scratch. There's motherfucker's

811
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: saying ass scratch. Ever every time he throws it.

812
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: I love a superstition, love it.

813
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 2: And I notts. I wanted to get the exact thing

814
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 2: that he won because you would have loved this.

815
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: Tell me he had the all tall, all small hit

816
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: him all.

817
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 2: It wasn't that one. It was uh the craps guy

818
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: would say, ass scratch. He won the little ones for

819
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: three hundred. That's good, okay, and so all small. But

820
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 2: then that's the two, three, four, five, six. You ready

821
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 2: for another bad luck one? So we did have one.

822
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 1: I don't like bad luck ones, but yes, they're very entertaining.

823
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 2: So we did have a one roll with this guy.

824
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 2: His next role as scratch, he's doing that. It's freaking hilarious.

825
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: He's saying ass scratch after he throws.

826
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this right now. I'm marking it down.

827
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: Next time I played scratch, Next time I play craps

828
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: and I roll, I'm gonna yell ass scratch every single time.

829
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,479
Speaker 2: If you're at the shoe, you'll know this, dude, because

830
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: I've never heard somebody yell mid throw and yell ass

831
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 2: scratch at that. And so he rolls his next one.

832
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 2: It's an eleven boom. No, no, no, this is a

833
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 2: table where the eleven is a number and seven and

834
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 2: eleven isn't a winner. Do what, bro, So I'm celebrating

835
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 2: with Baber. Hey, we're giving DAPs.

836
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were with Rod Babers. I thought

837
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: you were with the Baser.

838
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 2: I was with Babers. And so when suit dude starts

839
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 2: laughing and he's like, oh shit, man, should you thought

840
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 2: you thought that was a winner, didn't you? And I'm

841
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: like why, he goes, yeah, it's just a number at

842
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: this table, dude, it was a no winner. I lose

843
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 2: the next one. Oh no, it was another badlucker.

844
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: Hey, you win and you can't even win, dude, dude,

845
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: you can't even win.

846
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: So it was the it was the hairs. I love

847
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 2: that table. This table is great because the guy gave

848
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 2: me great things to say. And then what was the

849
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 2: third Crab's tale? I'm trying to think, maybe we take

850
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 2: a break and.

851
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: I will take a break and we'll be right back.

852
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 2: Think of that story, please, I need.

853
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: I mean, this is great. I'm glad you don't meet

854
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: in every many stories.

855
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: These stories are fantastic, the little ones, the Horror Shoe,

856
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 2: the Baser. Oh so, I don't know if I'm just

857
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 2: was drunk or what, but dude, when we were at Cosmo,

858
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: we were there for like five hours watching all the games,

859
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: At one point we'd lost our money. Then we took

860
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: more money out of the ATM, which is fine. We

861
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: went there with a little extra. It was Bazer's birthday.

862
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: Yeah that's great. I forgot this extra having birthday.

863
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 2: Guys, when you lose your money. At some point we

864
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 2: were just watching Brady. It was just soothing watching Brady

865
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 2: when you've just been cleaned out and rinsed by the casino?

866
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Is it just like a normal bars. You go to

867
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: the bar, so hey, it's her birthday, they give you

868
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: free drinks.

869
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 2: Right, Probably should have tried that. Oh h dude. Drinks

870
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 2: were not coming along very fast at Cosmo. And those

871
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 2: girls there were a little bit at tude.

872
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of snobby at the Cosmo. But Cosmo's amazing.

873
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful place. It's a little up andy up.

874
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: But they do have their hangars out.

875
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: They do. They got nice outfits of the Cosmo. I

876
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: love the Cosmo. My wife used to work for the

877
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas and we used to get free

878
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: rooms once a month. It was amazing, fantastic. But I'll

879
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: tell you what, I have never one gambling at the

880
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: Cosmo never ever. Ever. It is like it knows I'm coming,

881
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: and it's just like, oh my, it starts opening the

882
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: floodgates and just whoops, my ass.

883
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 2: That was the best sports book by far Cosmo part

884
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 2: people were partying their ass off. There was one annoying

885
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 2: Lions fan. They didn't cover. They won by three. I

886
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 2: think they had to win by like thirteen, and he's

887
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: kept yelling.

888
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's us.

889
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I get you guys won, but you guys

890
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 2: are really two touchdown favorites, Like you couldn't have won

891
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: a bet, Like I know, you didn't win a bet

892
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: to shut the fuck up. Yeah yeah, dude, he's.

893
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 4: Like, that's us, that's us.

894
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be yelling, that's us. That's us when you're

895
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: barely hanging on against the Bears. I mean, we are

896
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: a dreadful team and you were ten and a half

897
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: point favorites. I mean, it's not like you guys dominated.

898
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: You guys don't look that good. I'll tell you this

899
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: right now. The Eagles are the best team in the NFC.

900
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: The Eagles are the team to beat in the NFC. Yeah,

901
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: you heard it here first, I understand the Lions have

902
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: this record. The Eagles are the best team in the NFC,

903
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: mark it down, go ahead.

904
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: And so then we go, this is us. Okay, buddy,

905
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 2: like you guys are, we're not leaving. No, I dude,

906
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say anything. When you're losing your ass off,

907
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 2: you just pucker up and sit down. Okay, we're not

908
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: leaving except what we are. But no, so then we're

909
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: we're betting there. But they also, guys, watch out for

910
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: this shit. They have these new things. What did I

911
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 2: tell you? Betting against craps is how you win. They

912
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 2: have these new machines called easy craps. You can't bet

913
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 2: against it? What yep? So all these bubble craps that

914
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: me and Justin went and found, the Skag Brothers in

915
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: Evansville says it says bubble craps, bubble crabs. Now the

916
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 2: new ones say easy craps or crapsless craps. You literally

917
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 2: cannot bet against it. You can only bet a seven.

918
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 2: So like what I like to do is just number,

919
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: just a number on those. No, it's just you can't

920
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 2: bet the no pass line. You have to bet the

921
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 2: pass line.

922
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: But you say crapless, so that means there's no seven

923
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: and eleven.

924
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: Loser no crapsless is something different. It's no way to win,

925
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 2: is what I'm telling you. That's the reason they did

926
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: these machines. Guys. What I like to do is dodge

927
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 2: the landmine. I talked based of this, seven's always going

928
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 2: to roll. You just got a dodge the land mind,

929
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 2: So you want to kind of bet against it. So

930
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 2: do you want seven initially or do you want seven secondarily?

931
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 2: So would you like to have seven only the first

932
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: roll or every other role? I'll pick every other role

933
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: every time that's considered betting against the table. So that's

934
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: what I love to do. Dude. These machines say easy craps,

935
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 2: so you have to avoid those because you can't do.

936
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 5: It at them avoidance.

937
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: He I will not go to that. I will go

938
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: just go play regular craps because I don't even understand

939
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 1: the rules of no craps or crapless or easy craps

940
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: or easy crabs. I mean, that's the girl down the street.

941
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: But that's another story.

942
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: And so I don't even want to stick too long

943
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 2: on this one because maybe I was drunk at the time,

944
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 2: but I swore the audio was giving me the next

945
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: roles audio, so it would say it'd say if it

946
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 2: was an eight, it would say five three easy eight

947
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 2: easy eight. Oh it's a nine, easy nine. So for

948
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 2: whatever reason, I was kind of hearing the inside. I

949
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: went from one hundred and twenty playing my little craps

950
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: bubble watching the football at the Cosmo basers doing her

951
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: slots weren't doing good.

952
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: At one point she saw so she played that ring

953
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: of fire. When I told you about the fire stick,

954
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: fire stack, what'd you tell me?

955
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,479
Speaker 2: She did, Heidi, and she did buffalo. At one point

956
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: she won seventy two free spins. But continue the bad luck.

957
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 2: She had accidentally hit like the eighty cents spin instead

958
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: of what she was playing eight dollars. And it was

959
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 2: a difference of like sixteen hundred dollars and sixty dollars. Yeah,

960
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 2: so the slots were not good at all. She got

961
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 2: absolutely cooked on slots. But so I was here in

962
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: the audio, I want a quick three fifty, And then

963
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: we got out of there. Then we went out. That

964
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: was our Thursday, because that's when we had to go

965
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: to uh was that our dinner night. That's when she

966
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 2: got me to go to vander Pump And we did

967
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 2: all that.

968
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: Friday, then got some good drinks. Man.

969
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 5: Friday is when I'm gonna give you guys some good recommendations.

970
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready for this? Get your notepads out,

971
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let me get it.

972
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: I said, Baser, we haven't. That's when we did Gordon

973
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: Ramsey because we did Alexa Thursday. We did Gordon Ramsey Friday.

974
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: We needed food, went there ate there, didn't get the burgers.

975
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: The did we go to.

976
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: Shanaya Shnaiowa was Friday. This is the night that Friday night,

977
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: and so we know we had to play it a

978
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 2: little cool. And I said, hey, women, Aria lunch game.

979
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: Me all these drink tickets. We rock over to Aria

980
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: Free Drinks. They yeah, I go to. I was like,

981
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 2: hey man, I got these drink tickets. And you know,

982
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 2: the Aria sports book is so tucked away, it's so stupid.

983
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of guys back there, guys, excuse my

984
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: friends jacking each other off. I'm like, you don't know

985
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 2: where you're supposed to get a drink. There's girl, there's

986
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 2: one of the one of the betting apps has like

987
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: thirty people higher.

988
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: D It's like a freaking vulture. You walk up, Hey,

989
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: do you have the app? Do you have the appy app?

990
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 1: And they just jump on you. It's like, guys, leave

991
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: me alone.

992
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, they're like, hey, we can give

993
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 2: you a free twenty dollars bet. I'm gonna leave sweet

994
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 2: one hundred. I'm gonna need like, actually eighty of those.

995
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 2: They're gonna cut it. And so we get there at lunch,

996
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: I go, hey, let's get the best most expensive thing

997
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 2: we can get. We get the Red Bull Vodkas, two

998
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 2: of them, and they're awesome. We're doubling up, we're drinking, dude.

999
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 2: That's when we started playing bubble craps. Baser fell in

1000
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 2: love with it before I think she was just one

1001
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 2: off in it, kind of playing half assed, saying, oh,

1002
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 2: I don't like betting against the table. This is when

1003
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 2: I taught her my style of betting craps dude. And

1004
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 2: we sat there at this table. You guys saw the

1005
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 2: instagram I made fun of a cowboy. This is where

1006
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 2: we had the games on. We had like Colorado, we

1007
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 2: had the under on that one Boise stay. We had

1008
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 2: Chiefs on in the afternoon. We had the games on.

1009
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 2: We had a roulette table. Don't worry Chiefs not covering

1010
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 2: it is the only way that I lost my parlay

1011
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: five teams and one to one thousand, but the Chiefs

1012
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 2: read sixteen to three but ended up losing the game.

1013
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 2: Awesome on the game, in my book, they lost it.

1014
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

1015
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 2: Have my TVs on had Roulette, always just sitting there

1016
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 2: off in the horizon, never played it, just sitting there.

1017
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 2: And then we're sitting there playing our bubble craps. We

1018
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 2: had a blast, dude, the entire afternoon until Shanaya. We

1019
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 2: played for four hours. We cleaned, we'd clean up to

1020
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: three hundred cash out put. We'd both reinvest twenty dollars,

1021
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 2: get it back up to one hundred and fifty cash out.

1022
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 2: We won four six hundred dollars just playing with these

1023
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 2: seth That's awesome, guys. The best servers in Vegas. Counterintuitively,

1024
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 2: or at the Aria, Dude, that girl came around every

1025
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 2: five minutes. We had no less than twenty high noons,

1026
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 2: five red bull vod be cuz hell. I think bays

1027
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 2: are at one point ordered a whine. Dude. That girl

1028
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: was flying around there bringing us drinks.

1029
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: That's phenomenal that I remember that my first time in Vegas,

1030
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: I sat at a blackjack table with this guy from

1031
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: Georgia and he the waitress wasn't coming around enough, and

1032
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: she finally comes around and goes, listen, I'm gonna need

1033
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: a bud light every five minutes. She goes, So you're

1034
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: gonna have to finish the one before I get back.

1035
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: He goes, don't worry about that, and he goes. And

1036
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: then when I pass out, bring one every three minutes.

1037
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: And that lady was there every five minutes. And I

1038
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, this is the best place in

1039
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: the world. I was twenty one years old, man, and

1040
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: I remember that day vividly, vividly, and I was all

1041
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: the way I was all the way down the stratosphere,

1042
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: and I didn't have any money get back, man, and

1043
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: I having to get money to get back to the hotel.

1044
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: I was down in my last few dollars.

1045
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 2: This took a turn.

1046
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll never forget that guy. And I spilled

1047
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: a drink on the table and he was like, get

1048
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: this guy sippy cup. This guy needs a sippy cup.

1049
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: I wonder what that guy's doing now. That was one

1050
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,720
Speaker 1: of my That was a good Vegas memory.

1051
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: Go ahead, man, So we took those three four hundred

1052
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: dollars that we had, and we both went over to Roulette.

1053
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 2: We had a blast. I'm talking guys, drinks coming around

1054
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 2: right downside of Hobviers.

1055
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I know exactly where you're talking about that

1056
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: bubble crap. It's literally, guys, it is literally four steps

1057
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: from the upstep to the bar of Javier's. The little

1058
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: entrance it is right there, and there's an intersection. Two

1059
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: walkways come together right there. Know exactly where you're talking

1060
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: about the bubble craps.

1061
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 2: When they opened, it must have been an afternoon opening.

1062
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 2: They had a line of about fifty people.

1063
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: Dude, the place is always jam packed. Was your prices

1064
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: have gone up though? Fifteen dollars from margarita It's getting

1065
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 1: too expensive.

1066
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 2: So we had taken those winnings and in the first

1067
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 2: time I heard Bazer say, she goes, I love this.

1068
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 2: I mean it was the first just Mas, that's the

1069
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 2: enjoyment she has. We had an absolute blast. Did I

1070
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 2: yell some vulgar things? Yeah, but I kept it cool

1071
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 2: because Bezer was there. Then we go over to Roulette, dude,

1072
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 2: and when I say I got hot, ascratch ascratcht Dude,

1073
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: I got so damn hot I've never even bet like this.

1074
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: The minimum was twenty five dollars. I would have never

1075
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 2: played roulette minimum twenty five dollars. Dude. I was taking

1076
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 2: single chips and putting it on five numbers and hitting

1077
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 2: won every you'd hit one, miss one, but when you hit,

1078
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 2: you win like almost a stack of one hundred. Boom, dude.

1079
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: At we're at eleven hundred, twelve hundred, thirteen hundred. Then

1080
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 2: we got Tanaya. Dude, it all hits it. Once I

1081
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: see that I lose the Chiefs bets, I'm like, fuck,

1082
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 2: I thought i'd win another thousand, and I got a

1083
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 2: piss so bad, and I said the lady at the table,

1084
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 2: I go, can Baser play for me? I was like,

1085
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: this is my wife, she's just been kind of sitting

1086
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 2: in the background. Can she please do my chips? And

1087
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 2: lady goes, no, the eye in the sky has just

1088
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 2: been seeing you do them, so only you can play

1089
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 2: your chips. Is that factual? I don't fucking know. I

1090
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 2: don't think so okay, so maybe we could have won

1091
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 2: another thousand.

1092
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been sitting at a table before and

1093
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: like Ryan gets up, or my wife gets up, or

1094
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: Garrett gets up, Missy gets up and I started playing

1095
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: their chips for him. I mean, you just gotta get

1096
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: a cool dealer like I mean that, that's crazy. I've

1097
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: never heard that.

1098
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 2: Well, she's about eighty, that's probably why. And also I

1099
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: probably shouldn't asked. I should have just told Baser to

1100
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 2: do it. But Basier relates to them by the book.

1101
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 2: That's fine. Apparently in Vegas you're supposed to go by

1102
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 2: the book when you're playing blackjack. Yeah, didn't play any

1103
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 2: of that. Didn't do one hand of blackjack. Uh didn't know.

1104
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: After you read that whole damn but hold on, no, no,

1105
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: So you had this whole fucking philosophy. You read this

1106
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: dude's book about surrender, when to hit, when not to hit,

1107
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: and you didn't even play blackjack.

1108
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 2: And that, ironically enough, it was more about money management

1109
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 2: than blackjack. Here, So guys, I did not do one

1110
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: slot spin. I did not do one hand to black jack.

1111
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 2: I did not do one keno.

1112
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: And what's another if you play keno? Please emails. We

1113
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: know the storms is at gmail dot com and you

1114
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: and you listen to this show, I am going to

1115
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: block you from downloading this damn show. I have never

1116
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: met anybody in my life that plays Keno, Because here's

1117
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: the damn truth. I see it. I don't have a

1118
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: damn idea how you play it. I don't know anything

1119
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: about it, but I people sit around and play that shit.

1120
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: They are ninety years old. There is nobody that listens

1121
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: to this podcast that plays Keno. Continue.

1122
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: So we're at thirteen hundred guys, and what happens. The

1123
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 2: piss monster hits me. She says, Baser cannot play for me.

1124
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: I'm about to piss my pick. I'm literally doing the

1125
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 2: piss dance. And in Aria, the finest casino there in

1126
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 2: all the land. Okay, and our other girl, we've tipped

1127
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 2: her well, she gave me so many damn high noons.

1128
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 2: I've never even seen him flying around like that. At

1129
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 2: one point is a graveyard of cans, and I'm doing

1130
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: the dance. I gotta piss, I said, I gotta go.

1131
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: We got Shanaia, I gotta piss. She can't play for me.

1132
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 2: We gotta go, close me out. She gives it all,

1133
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 2: gives me a thousand dollars chip, give me these hundred

1134
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: dollars chips, all kinds of stuff, and she goes, did

1135
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 2: you did you not see all these numbers hit.

1136
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 4: They go, yeah, that's awesome. All right, I gotta piss.

1137
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 4: They gotta piss, Baser, let's go, I gotta piss.

1138
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 2: She goes, looks at Baezer, she goes a lot of

1139
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 2: numbers hit while he was here with me. Basically, you

1140
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 2: gotta temper. Tipper bro, I had a thousand and Oh

1141
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 2: my god.

1142
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 4: I tapped her up underdollar tip. Guys Vegas got me

1143
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 4: and I tipped her.

1144
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: Out under down. I tapped her.

1145
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 4: It's down to this day and our earth.

1146
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 2: It was the dumbest thing I've ever done. It was

1147
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: another bad luck moment. She caught me when I was

1148
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 2: about to saturate and defecate on myself.

1149
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: She caught your weak dude. She saw it, and you

1150
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: tipped her one hundred dollar chip.

1151
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 2: So then we went to Shannaia had a blast, sang

1152
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 2: our asses off.

1153
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm good with Shania man, dude, she actually.

1154
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 2: Sang and it was really rad. It was at play Hollywood.

1155
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: Are we Dustin? What did you see Dustin there?

1156
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 6: No?

1157
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I just I know him in

1158
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: He's friends. I know him through Abby, not Abby Arnold's girl,

1159
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,320
Speaker 1: but Abby from Austin and Uh, he was at Shanaia

1160
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: and he said, Oh my god, hurry to Vegas, come

1161
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: see this show. It was phenomenal. And he was at Shanaia,

1162
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: and so I thought, maybe you knew Dustin.

1163
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: Does Dustin live in Austin?

1164
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: No, Dustin lives here. Man. He's tall, kind of bald.

1165
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 2: Have you ever met him? Yeah?

1166
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: Dustin and Damien. His dude is named Damien. He knows

1167
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: bj I think just hang out with them.

1168
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know them.

1169
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: Dustin was there, dude, did you hang out with him?

1170
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: No? We never met. Oh, dude, I cannot believe we

1171
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: were talking about the same people. That's insane. So then

1172
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 2: we went to Nobu before it was real quick. I'm

1173
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 2: not a big fan of that type of stuff with sushi.

1174
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: Oh, sushi's so good.

1175
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, not my meal. That may have also might

1176
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 2: have given me the neurovirus. I wasn't shitting right here

1177
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 2: like four days. But hey, then we went to bed

1178
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 2: Boom Cash. I'll give you my money. Piece lost someone

1179
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: some craps. Bubble was amazing. Can I please just tell

1180
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 2: you the Uber rider home on the next day.

1181
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's take a break and the I'm gonna hear

1182
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: the Uber ride to the airport from Vegas or from Okay,

1183
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: we'll be right back, go for man.

1184
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 2: Uh fuck. So we were supposed to stay actually all

1185
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 2: day on Saturday. I had the neural virus in my

1186
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 2: butthole and we just we built at six am. We

1187
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 2: had an earlier flight. I'm okay, I had the neural

1188
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 2: virus in my ass. Okay, and we also we were

1189
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 2: kind of gambled out. Dude, we had played seventy two

1190
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 2: straight hours of bubble crabs.

1191
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why, okay, okay, And I'm not just oneing

1192
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: you at all. I mean, it's not Saturday's college football

1193
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: as big as day, all these rivalry games, planting flags,

1194
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,399
Speaker 1: and you're on a fucking plane because your butt hurt.

1195
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: You're a little butt hurt over Vegas, and so you

1196
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: bail when you can be watching some of the most

1197
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: amazing college football action of the year. But no, my

1198
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: butt hurts a little bit. Let's book an earlier fly, baser.

1199
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: We haven't been here in two years. I can't tough

1200
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: it out for another four hours because I need to

1201
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: get home and lay on my couch instead of sitting

1202
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: in a sports book. Totally understand your rationale, but I

1203
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: know how freaking OCD you are and how uptight you are,

1204
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: less stress, more life. But yeah, let's fly home early.

1205
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: Go ahead, man.

1206
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 2: And then as as we're deciding to fly home early,

1207
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: this one guy on our patios that actually nobody used.

1208
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 2: It was freezing cold. There was one guy actually out

1209
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 2: there and he goes, yeah, we're from Texas. We're smoking.

1210
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 2: Every street smells like smoke there. Man, good luck you

1211
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 2: have been there a minute.

1212
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: But he's smoke or weed weed.

1213
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 2: He's smoking on the back patio and he goes, hey, man,

1214
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 2: you want to come smoke up. We're like trying to

1215
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 2: get ready and get the hell out of the.

1216
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, right, no, man, I got a coronavirus in

1217
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: my butthole. Man, hey man, we're from Texas. And I go,

1218
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: no shit, dude, I'm from Texas. He goes, what I

1219
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: gotta do the last because because no ship, dude, we're

1220
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: from Texas. And he goes, what part were you from Texas?

1221
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, Austin, He goes, ship, Man, that

1222
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 1: ain't Texas. They were all from Dallas, and they like,

1223
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,439
Speaker 1: ship that ain't Texas.

1224
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 2: Because they're a little weird at Austin, I guess that's

1225
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 2: why he said it ship dude. I laughed my ass off.

1226
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: That is hilarious because.

1227
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 2: I said it so confidently. I was so proud that

1228
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 2: I was from more there for he was like he's

1229
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 2: He's like, uh, those guys would have been fun to

1230
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 2: party with. But I had to go, I know, but

1231
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 2: your but hurt.

1232
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: Man, I understand. I ton'tally understand.

1233
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 2: And the only reason I want to tell this was

1234
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 2: because it's just me to say. Uber drivers are driving

1235
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 2: me crazy. Stop with your life stories and talking. Just

1236
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 2: drive the damn car. I hope Baser had selected because

1237
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 2: I have no idea why you talk so much. We

1238
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: get in the car, dude, and he didn't know how

1239
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 2: to find us, and then we hear a whole explanation,

1240
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is him. Oh yeah, the luxer and

1241
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 2: hair is yep, they always get mixed up. And then

1242
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 2: Ari and Cosmo. There's a lot of mix up there. Yeah,

1243
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 2: and the link is gonna get really confused with a

1244
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 2: horseshoe right on there. And and then I hit him

1245
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: with a funny line and nobody even laughed at I

1246
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, dude, if you need to know

1247
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 2: the backway from the link, all the way over to

1248
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 2: Harris where we came and found you. We can tell

1249
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 2: you because we just walked it, dude. So we get

1250
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 2: in with this dude and that's how I knew the

1251
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 2: traffic and the way. The way there was so bad

1252
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: it took five minutes to get the airport. But he

1253
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 2: talked the whole five minutes. Oh yeah, So what what

1254
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 2: shows you guys go to? Oh, we're interested in I'm

1255
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 2: no yo, Vegas dot com. Just go to Vegas dot com.

1256
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 2: Try group on. You're gonna get some of the best

1257
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 2: price you've ever heard of in your life. Yeah, that

1258
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 2: will be the best way. What did you guys do

1259
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 2: Ticketmaster or something like that.

1260
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: Uh?

1261
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 2: No, I did Game Time, and dude, I'm slightly hung over.

1262
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 2: I got neurovirus in my button. This guy is talking

1263
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 2: a mile a minute. Yeah, game time, man. I had

1264
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 2: people come in last week there from Florida and they go, yeah,

1265
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 2: we ended up purchases on Ticketmaster. It was two hundred

1266
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 2: and then I told him about Vegas dot Com. Then

1267
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: I told him about groupon there's half the money they saved,

1268
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: like sixty dollars. You guys just always got to consider

1269
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 2: those websites when you're trying to do that. Oh yeah,

1270
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 2: and then well, why are you guys leaving town and

1271
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 2: the rodeo is coming to town. I think you guys

1272
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 2: were some rodeo fans. No, man, we just gamble, just

1273
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 2: come to drink.

1274
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. My sister's friend's going for Cowboy Christmas this weekend. Yeah.

1275
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 2: Man, we just just come here to like gamble, like

1276
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 2: and just fucking let loose. Dude, I don't we have

1277
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 2: rodeos in town. Man, I can't let you guys leave

1278
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 2: for the rodeo. But the f one.

1279
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 5: You guys totally missed the f one.

1280
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.

1281
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1282
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 2: So what you'll see here is this is an eight

1283
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 2: billion dollars Yeah, apparently it's like eight billion dollars. Just

1284
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 2: all good, bro. It was like that for the entire

1285
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 2: five minutes to the airport. He gets out, and the

1286
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 2: final thing he hits me with as I'm leaving is

1287
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: he goes that pink bag is that your girls at

1288
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 2: yours are not even in a guess? I mean this

1289
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 2: is that. I'm like, so I grabbed the bag, figure.

1290
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: Damn Fanning pack on. He He's like, oh it is

1291
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: your bag, you bitch.

1292
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 2: And so then and then his final joke of the day,

1293
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 2: he hits me with a dude, I'm like, I'm walking

1294
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 2: away from this guy and Laura's basers being cordial and

1295
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 2: still talking to him.

1296
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: And that's when you tipped him a hundred and no. God,

1297
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: come on, man, don't do me like that, dude.

1298
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,919
Speaker 2: And so that his final joke to me, as I'm

1299
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 2: out at the neurovirus up the asshole, he goes, Yeah,

1300
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 2: you see this curb right here, careful, man, don't trip

1301
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 2: over it. And there's gonna be a cousin of this

1302
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 2: curve right here back when you land in Nashville. Just

1303
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 2: watch out for his cousin when you get there. What

1304
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 2: in the literal, dude?

1305
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,720
Speaker 4: Those were my final moments in Vegas.

1306
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: It sounds like the Martinez Brothers on Facebook.

1307
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 2: Good god, I got hit by a whirlwind of comedy

1308
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 2: in about five minutes. That's all I got, man.

1309
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,959
Speaker 1: Welcome home, dude.

1310
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,399
Speaker 2: Man, that was a whirlwind. Worn out.

1311
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: That was great. You said you took some nose. You're like, oh,

1312
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: they're funnier when I had them that Those were funny

1313
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: as hell, dude. That was a great height. Bravo. You

1314
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: lived it up for me because you want to know

1315
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: what I did. I didn't do jack shit because my

1316
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: family was coughing their ass off. We had walking pneumonia

1317
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: for the three kids and the wife. And let me

1318
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 1: tell you, so, I watched the football. I hung around

1319
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: the house. We didn't even go outside that much because

1320
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 1: the kids couldn't really run around because if they started

1321
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: running around, it was they start coughing their ass off.

1322
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: But you want to want your Vegas bad luck, you

1323
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: know it stayed here in Nashville with me because I

1324
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: watched football on Thursday. Great, you know whatever, nothing exciting.

1325
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: Then Friday you got the Chiefs and Raiders, and I'm like,

1326
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: let me look and see what I can bet. Let

1327
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: me see. Oh, two tight ends, two star tight ends,

1328
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: Brock Bowers and Travis Kelcey. Oh both to get seventy yards.

1329
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: If I put that in a parlay, it pays five

1330
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: and a half times your money. I like that.

1331
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: Actually, oh my.

1332
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: God, that's so easy. They're the only two weapons on

1333
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: each team. So I put one hundred dollars down to

1334
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 1: win five hundred and fifty, so the payout would be

1335
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: six fe Travis Kelcey in the first half has six

1336
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: catches for sixty two yards, has two catches for twenty

1337
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: one yards, and I'm like, God, dang it, how why

1338
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: did I do this? Bowers come on Aid and O

1339
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: call you fat piece of cold. Just throw them the

1340
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: damn ball.

1341
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 2: I learned he was a quarterback when the game started, and.

1342
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: They come out and the second half and the only

1343
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: person that played for the Raiders was brock Bowers. He

1344
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: threw every ball to brock Bowers. Brock Bowers ended up

1345
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: with one hundred and forty yards, I mean, doubled what

1346
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: I need him. Travis Kelsey ended up with sixty eight fucking.

1347
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 2: Yards and what was your total?

1348
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 1: Seventy? He had sixty two In the first half, he

1349
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:48,439
Speaker 1: caught one ball, one ball and the second needed both

1350
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: of them, both of them, Like what the hell? I mean,

1351
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: all they did the first half was throwing the ball

1352
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: to Kelsey. The second half they had to like they

1353
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: didn't know how to play with their own dicks. They

1354
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: couldn't even catch to five me.

1355
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 2: I was like, what are we doing?

1356
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: And I do believe if I'm remembering this correctly, there

1357
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: was at one point Travis Kelsey caught a ball and

1358
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: it was like eight yards and then he laddled into

1359
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: samajp ryds, so he doesn't get credit for those eight

1360
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: fucking yards. Samaj p Ryan gets credit for all of them.

1361
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: But how do you have sixty two yards in the

1362
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: first half and only gets six yards the second half?

1363
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 2: That's the gambling gods.

1364
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: I was like, you have got to be kidding me.

1365
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 2: You're healing with the family eating turkey, you think it's

1366
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 2: a lock for the second half.

1367
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,919
Speaker 1: I mean leftovers on Friday going, holy shit, I'm about

1368
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: to get paid.

1369
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 2: You just got to get paid. Is being on your

1370
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 2: phone you start coughing.

1371
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my wife's oh no, are you getting sick? No, no, no,

1372
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: it's not it's not that I think I'm gonna throw up.

1373
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: Are you getting sick?

1374
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's not that. There's two minutes

1375
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 2: left in the game. He's twelve short and I'm like,

1376
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 2: what in the what two yards short?

1377
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 1: And there was a point in the second half drivers

1378
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: Kells He's opening over the million drops the damn ball, Like,

1379
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: You've got to be kidding.

1380
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 2: Don't start with me on drop balls, dude.

1381
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was the highlight of my freaking weekend.

1382
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: That was the highlight of my freaking weekend.

1383
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 2: Well, I got a betting lock. You want a betting lock.

1384
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be the Denver Broncos minus six tonight.

1385
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 1: Take it to the bank. They are gonna they are

1386
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: gonna crush the Cleveland Browns. They are gonna crush them.

1387
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 2: I always like leaning over the kiosk and asking a

1388
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 2: local a tip, and so I asked him on Friday.

1389
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 2: I said, hey, man, what's uh? On Thursdays it was

1390
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 2: three NFL games? I said, what's a bet? Man? Give

1391
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 2: me a bet? Give me a bet? And he said,

1392
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 2: take or what? Leave what? Take it or leave it?

1393
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 2: He goes, I always wait till the games live. When

1394
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 2: the team's down by two touchdowns, you can live bet

1395
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 2: the losing quarterbacks passing yards, and he said, he always

1396
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 2: bets over two hundred and he hits seventy percent of

1397
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 2: the time. But my question is, since when can you

1398
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 2: ever live bet passing yard?

1399
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: You can. You could live bet rushing yards, receptions, anything.

1400
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 2: I've never seen that.

1401
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: You can do it. I don't know, depending on what

1402
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: point of the game, but you can do it. I've

1403
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: seen it.

1404
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 2: He said, he hit seventy percent of the time.

1405
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. We're gonna take a break, we'll

1406
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 1: bright back. I mean, I don't have any great stories, man,

1407
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: from my weekend. I literally didn't do much. It was

1408
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: cold here and we did nothing.

1409
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 5: That's the problem when you can't compete with Vegas.

1410
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: Now I can't compete. I don't have stories like that.

1411
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, we had turkey, and I had

1412
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: more turkey and more, and if I have any more

1413
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: fucking turkey, I'm gonna kill myself. Like I am done

1414
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 1: with turkey for another month. Like I don't want any

1415
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: more turkey. Like all we did was have leftovers for

1416
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: turkey for lunch, leftover turkey for dinner, leftover turkey the

1417
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: next day for lunch, leftover turkey the next day for dinner.

1418
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I am done with turkey. I don't even

1419
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: really like turkey. I'd rather have ham all day long.

1420
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 1: Turkey is highly overrated, but please, no more damn turkey.

1421
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: I don't even want a turkey sandwich from Jersey. Mike's

1422
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: no turkey, no turkey. But there was some good cost football.

1423
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say this, Ohio State sucks. What are

1424
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 1: the top three favorite at their quarterback sucks? Me and

1425
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: justin have said it all year. He say, Will Howard sucks.

1426
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: I mean, go back to k State. I can't believe

1427
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: that's the best quarterback they can find.

1428
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 2: Well, I don't worry. Last year they found worse Devin

1429
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 2: Brown and mccordy. Cordy the well.

1430
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: Kyle mcorr is doing fine at Syracuse.

1431
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 2: Correct.

1432
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: Here's my thing. If Ohio State is still in the playoffs,

1433
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: they are, It's stupid, they are, dude, wait for the

1434
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: drop tomorrow. This is why, this is why I hate

1435
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 1: the twelve team playoff. Ohio State does not deserve to

1436
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: be in the playoff.

1437
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 2: Then that means that that means they didn't even have

1438
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: to win that game, and now they're not in the

1439
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 2: championship exactly.

1440
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: They get an extra week of rest.

1441
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 2: The difference is they're gonna have to play two games.

1442
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: They get a week of rest to get ready for whatever.

1443
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: And that coach, I don't know. I mean, you should

1444
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: fire Ryan Day. He's awful. How do you not beat

1445
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: Michigan when they have a walk on quarterback at your place? Unbelievable?

1446
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: But not even that a fight breaks out at midfield

1447
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: because Michigan. Hilarious, Because my kids are watching the damn

1448
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: game and they're like that, ah, that, how come they're

1449
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: not shaking hands. Oh, they're shaking hands. Their hands are hitting,

1450
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: shaking their face, they're shaking that guy. I mean there

1451
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: was some guy. I'm watching that game and the fight,

1452
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 1: the melee is that they called it people. Some of

1453
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: those people are about it. Some of those people are

1454
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: I want to fight guy. I mean, they were not scared.

1455
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 2: The guy said, he's like, they're not planting the fucking

1456
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 2: flag on our field.

1457
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: And they went out.

1458
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 2: I mean it was a world war.

1459
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: I mean they were going in like I mean just

1460
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: straight into the I mean, one guy into fifteen Michigan

1461
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: players and he's just swinging and I'm like, damn, anyd't

1462
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: even have a hell. I'm like, you are about it?

1463
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: You are not You're you're not about it. There's some

1464
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: people that stand on the back and act like they're

1465
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: about it. And then there was people that were about it.

1466
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: What about Arnold?

1467
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 2: If he plants the flag at our sore loser's flag

1468
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 2: at Titan Stadium and they shoot him, We're thinking that

1469
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 2: did the other teams copy then because they saw because

1470
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, why on Sunday morning did it,

1471
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 2: say Melee Clemson, Florida State, Florida and Florida's state.

1472
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: Melee at North Carolina, North Carolina State. Who knew North Carolina?

1473
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: North Carolina State gave a shit about anything? Why are

1474
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: they melee? And they both suck? But to Melee at

1475
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 1: North Carolina, I mean, oh my god. But then the

1476
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 1: funniest part is the fight is breaking up. They've done

1477
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 1: the pepper spray, they've done it all, and then you're watching.

1478
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 1: Then you're watching the guy with the flag.

1479
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 2: He's going on me.

1480
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: He's going on the outside of the circle. And here

1481
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: he comes back around in the Ohio state session and

1482
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 1: they start up in the fucking flag off the poll

1483
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, here we got yeah boys, and

1484
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 1: gush Johnson, you're a dumb ass. You are such a loser.

1485
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh that is so unnecessary. There's no room for that

1486
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: in college. But shut them up. The planning the flag,

1487
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: they just whooped their ass with a walk on quarterback.

1488
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: Let them do whatever. The fighting I mean, planning the

1489
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 1: flag is gonna become illegal. They're gonna tell them, hey,

1490
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: you can't do that. I don't know what's gonna happen.

1491
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: They got one hundred thousand dollars fines, which is nothing

1492
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: to that school. And then Ryan Day, let me tell

1493
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: you how dumb this dude looks.

1494
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 2: No, he's just.

1495
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: Standing there and then and it's all getting broken up

1496
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 1: and people are going by him. He's like, what happened?

1497
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: What happened? What can you not see that? They're fucking

1498
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 1: going fist the cuffs right there? Bro, Like, hey, coach Day,

1499
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: they are I mean, pepper spray has been used and

1500
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: you're sitting there going, hey.

1501
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 2: Did you see the All American girls? Did he taps?

1502
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 2: She was running away from there? She got after right

1503
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 2: in the tent?

1504
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what happened? What happened? So, I mean, if

1505
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: you're Ohio State, here's my thing. He has to be fired.

1506
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: He's terrible. But if you want to keep him, keeping that,

1507
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: it's your business. But if you're gonna fire him, do

1508
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: you fire him now before the playoff, which they shouldn't

1509
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: be in the playoff it's stupid if they're in the playoff,

1510
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: or do you wait till add to the playoff? Is

1511
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: very confusing because the new playoff system, all these teams

1512
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: can't fire their coach. Ohio State wants that guy gone,

1513
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: but you have to keep him if you're in the

1514
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: play I don't know. But here's the thing. If Indiana

1515
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: is not in the playoff, it's stupid.

1516
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 2: They are in the playoff. Well are they playing against Oregon?

1517
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 2: No State playing against Oregon.

1518
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: So I don't know. If Indiana's in the playoff, oh.

1519
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 5: But the stupid thing is Penn State will then be out.

1520
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 5: Indiana will be no.

1521
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 1: Penn State's end no matter what they are.

1522
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 2: India's not in over Ohio State.

1523
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 5: Why because Indiana never played Oregon and Ohio State.

1524
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: They lost to Ohio State, but they beat Michigan. They

1525
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 1: have one loss. If if Ohio State is still in,

1526
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: then that Michigan game means it.

1527
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 2: Absolutely Indiana's not in because Ohio State sodomized him.

1528
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a blowout? It is like a fumble, a

1529
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 1: punp fumble like I was big, ended up being like

1530
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: forty to ten, And I'm just saying it makes me.

1531
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: This is what I hate about the playoff is that

1532
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: that game, if they're still in, it means nothing. It

1533
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: means and if you watch that game, you're like, does

1534
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: Ohio State really deserve to be in the playoff? They

1535
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: really deserve to be in the playoff.

1536
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 2: I was on a plane.

1537
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh yeah, I forgot. We bought her.

1538
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 2: We landed in Mason, showing it to me.

1539
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't heard of word. I haven't heard

1540
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 1: a word from Justin.

1541
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's a dark place because in Djoku needs fifty tonight.

1542
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 2: We're out of the playoffs too, Ohio State ripper mcgoo's

1543
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:43,479
Speaker 2: go down.

1544
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: Then I saw that.

1545
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 2: I saw it.

1546
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 1: Joe cute, but let me tell you, I mean it

1547
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: was crazy.

1548
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 2: Justin's final text, we lived by the Dick, We die

1549
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 2: by the dick. We are brothers at arms until he

1550
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 2: which will most likely be tonight.

1551
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: He said his eyes. It's a wild, wild, wild week.

1552
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Texas dominated the game. Did you watch

1553
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: the Texas game because you were home by that.

1554
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 2: I was on the plane.

1555
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I was passed out with the anal

1556
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:27,640
Speaker 1: neural viruses. Texas dominated that game seventeen seven. But at

1557
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,920
Speaker 1: the same time, you were still like, oh my god,

1558
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: they might lose this freaking game.

1559
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 2: It was so weird.

1560
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: Their defense was amazing. Quinn yours makes some like he

1561
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 1: just lost the ball. Sometimes I don't know what is

1562
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: wrong with their offense, where they dominate the game, and

1563
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 1: then at the end of the game, you're going, oh

1564
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 1: my god, A and M's gonna win.

1565
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 2: Did you see McConaughey at what Okay, dude, he's strutting

1566
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 2: all of the sidelight he got it's an away game,

1567
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 2: getting the fuck off the field?

1568
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 1: Question, at what point does McConaughey even to get the

1569
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 1: fuck off the sideline?

1570
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,599
Speaker 2: Dude? At what point he's given each player Texas death?

1571
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 2: At what point if you're a player like I don't

1572
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 2: care about this, dude, No, no, these players like who

1573
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 2: the fuck is this guy?

1574
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:11,600
Speaker 1: Dude? Like, name me the last McConaughey movie.

1575
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,720
Speaker 2: Cowboy, I mean, And then he was over waving in

1576
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 2: A and M.

1577
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: He's like, like, name the last McConaughey movie. The only

1578
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,640
Speaker 1: thing he's relevant for right now is standing on the

1579
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 1: sideline at Texas football games with a bunch of nineteen

1580
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,720
Speaker 1: and twenty year olds. McConaughey, go sit in a suite, dude, Like,

1581
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 1: what are you doing?

1582
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,600
Speaker 2: You said it best, dude. When can we get the

1583
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,640
Speaker 2: flags out of the middle of the field. When can

1584
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,519
Speaker 2: we get McConaughey off the side?

1585
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: I love, I mean, I think the flags is great.

1586
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: I think it's amazing.

1587
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:42,240
Speaker 2: It is, but now guys are treated like it's war.

1588
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 2: Everybody started going quite crazy. Can you imagine West Virginia. Dude,

1589
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 2: they got their muskets, they start shooting.

1590
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 1: West Virginia didn't win games. I think they did win

1591
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: this game.

1592
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,600
Speaker 2: Dude, fire the cannon. Texas has the can and they

1593
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 2: start shooting the.

1594
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good point. But in the same

1595
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: Texas coach made the Longhorns get off the A and

1596
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: M logo in the midfield, Sarcas was like, get off,

1597
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,799
Speaker 1: get off, get off, get off, get off. The fights

1598
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: were amazing, but I mean, it's so damn funny trying.

1599
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 2: To do a postgame interview and go to commercial.

1600
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you taft the all American girl down

1601
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 3: to you, and then you got Joel Klatt do a

1602
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,640
Speaker 3: scrace to the second liberty rights of an American.

1603
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:31,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, got shot so stupid.

1604
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,479
Speaker 2: I couldn't even hear the audio, and I know that's

1605
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 2: what they say.

1606
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: And then the players are rubbing their eyes. They all

1607
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,599
Speaker 1: got pepper spraying their water in their eyes.

1608
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 6: I saw the highlight and I was say, oh, they

1609
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 6: caught pepper spraying the brother They couldn't see dude, Ohio's

1610
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 6: they cop peppers rad the Michigan players.

1611
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I think he was just spraying and baging, like.

1612
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 2: At one point. If you're a cop out of football,

1613
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 2: I gotta go with the peppers thing.

1614
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 1: Those guys, I mean, those guys couldn't handled it. They

1615
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 1: had a pepper spray.

1616
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 5: Those dudes are huge, I know, and they are I

1617
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 5: mean I got knocked out dead.

1618
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, there's bad news for the chief.

1619
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,760
Speaker 2: Pylon cam hasn't video to football crossing the end zone

1620
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 2: all season, but it showed a ref fall on the

1621
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 2: ground and dying. I'm like, guys, at what point can

1622
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 2: we turn off the pieline cam.

1623
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 1: The fights were, I mean fantastic, fantastic, but Ohio State

1624
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 1: should not be in the gods darn playoffs, so damn stupid.

1625
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:31,679
Speaker 1: But yes, and everybody had to watch that earlier game

1626
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,720
Speaker 1: and decided, you know what, if we win, we're going

1627
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 1: to plant that flag. And I mean, please go back

1628
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,680
Speaker 1: and watch the video and after the fight is breaking up,

1629
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: and that Michigan dude knows exactly what he's doing when

1630
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 1: he circles on the outside of the whole melee and

1631
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: comes running through the state football players again. And that's

1632
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: when them and riffs the flag off the dampple. I

1633
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:57,519
Speaker 1: was dying laughing so hard, except for my kids going that,

1634
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,960
Speaker 1: how come they're not shaking hands, They're not shaking his

1635
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 1: families all around, they're not being good sports. Ah. Yes,

1636
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: so it's called an asking again.

1637
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 2: A dude, you had families gathered around on a tradition.

1638
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,120
Speaker 1: It was amazing.

1639
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:13,400
Speaker 2: Dude.

1640
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,120
Speaker 1: Let me tell you back to fantasy football. Dude, let

1641
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 1: me tell you I have won again. If I get

1642
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: into the playoffs, you can't say I didn't earn my

1643
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,600
Speaker 1: spot because last week I took down the Chilanka Was.

1644
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: I took down the first place team chilanka Was. This

1645
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:33,599
Speaker 1: week I took down another first place team, the Connors

1646
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,800
Speaker 1: Spy Squad. Holy ass.

1647
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 2: The reason we're not shocked is I thought you were

1648
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:40,080
Speaker 2: out of the playoffs. I'm in the well.

1649
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 1: I am the lowest. There's four teams tied for first.

1650
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 1: I'm the lowest scoring one. I beat the Chilangos last

1651
01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 1: week and I beat the Spy squad this week. My

1652
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: team has risen from the ashes. You need another I

1653
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: have a shot next week.

1654
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 2: I need a miracle.

1655
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 1: But I have played the toughest teams. I've beat their ass.

1656
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,840
Speaker 1: My team is coming together and it all comes down

1657
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:06,080
Speaker 1: the next weekend, and I can't freaking wait. We are

1658
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,680
Speaker 1: gonna practice hard this week. We're gonna draw up some

1659
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: great plays, and we are gonna try to say do

1660
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:13,960
Speaker 1: you believe in miracles?

1661
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 2: Dude? We did all the math perfect. The only thing

1662
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 2: we didn't do is every one of our guys gonna

1663
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 2: buy the final week of the season. We're in first place,

1664
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 2: we're the only team in first place right now, and

1665
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,880
Speaker 2: we're not gonna make the playoffs. How bad is that math? Dude?

1666
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:29,120
Speaker 2: We have five guys gonna buy the final week in

1667
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:29,799
Speaker 2: the season.

1668
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:31,960
Speaker 4: We fucked ourselves.

1669
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 1: That's funny.

1670
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 2: That's funny. We can't even feel the team, dude.

1671
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 1: There's no one there to get the first place.

1672
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 2: And the playoffs. Dude in jok who he needs a touchdown,

1673
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:46,920
Speaker 2: but he's not gonna get it. The Broncos defense is

1674
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 2: too good. Cleveland won't even score.

1675
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,600
Speaker 1: They'll score. But guys, hopefully it goes in joke you,

1676
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:54,720
Speaker 1: but hey, take take the Broncos the night. Guys, they're

1677
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: gonna they're gonna win, They're gonna cover the six. They're

1678
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,600
Speaker 1: gonna cover the six. I mean, it's great. And I

1679
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:01,519
Speaker 1: tried to call Battersbox last he's not taking calls at

1680
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: this time. Happy birthday, batters Box, A very special birthday

1681
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:08,120
Speaker 1: announcement to you. Very happy birthday. I hope it was

1682
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: a great one. He is absolutely devastated by the Niners.

1683
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 1: He is not talking.

1684
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 2: What if everybody? That's even worse. McCaffrey out with a calf.

1685
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's bad. Everybody that dried to McCaffrey. I'm sorry,

1686
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: it's been rough and how did.

1687
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 2: I even forget to say it. Bob Menery is in

1688
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,760
Speaker 2: Nashville for the next twenty four hours. What he was

1689
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,880
Speaker 2: in Vegas, Baser was DM and him to try and

1690
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,960
Speaker 2: hang out with him for me. Now I'm back in

1691
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:37,439
Speaker 2: Nashville and he's coming to Nashville for a day.

1692
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we gotta hit him up, dude, We come.

1693
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:43,880
Speaker 5: And do the same podcast with him. He's gone off

1694
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 5: the deep bend.

1695
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 2: Dude. Oh he needs a welfare check.

1696
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what don't we It was crazy? But yeah,

1697
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:53,679
Speaker 1: I mean I watched Oregon. They looked good and they're

1698
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: playing shitty Washington. But besides that, notre Dame looks good.

1699
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're good. I mean they look good.

1700
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,759
Speaker 1: They're not playing great teams, but they look good. Texas

1701
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 1: is so confusing. They whooped that ass, but then they

1702
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 1: didn't whoop that ass. It was very confusing, very confusing. Man,

1703
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 1: what a weekend. Whoa damn plant that flag? Ohio State

1704
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 1: people are so pissed. It's like, hey, win the game,

1705
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 1: don't worry about planting the flag.

1706
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:22,160
Speaker 2: I can't believe they lost. Dude, Dude, I've never seen

1707
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,559
Speaker 2: a plane. Dude. There were so many co Eds looking

1708
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 2: at the scores. I'm like, this is dude. College football

1709
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:30,120
Speaker 2: is king. Every person in the plane was watching the football.

1710
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 2: Everybody baser chegging the Vandy ball score. College football is king.

1711
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 2: It's insane. The airport was a buzz at eight am.

1712
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 2: I'm running to the bathroom and all I hear is

1713
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:47,840
Speaker 2: people Melee's buzz in Ohio State, Michigan balls, Kentucky, not them.

1714
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,400
Speaker 1: Can I tell you the best thing about my weekend?

1715
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,880
Speaker 1: One day, since my in laws were here and the

1716
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:55,479
Speaker 1: kids woke up, the inn laws got up with them.

1717
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,679
Speaker 1: I slept till nine thirty. I don't think I've slept

1718
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: to nine thirty in six years. Then I took a

1719
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,800
Speaker 1: two hour nap. Man. Wow, I was like, you know what,

1720
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm gonna take a nap. It was amazing.

1721
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,640
Speaker 2: You're right, that's better in Vegas, man, No, no it's not.

1722
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 1: That was the highlight of my weekend. Man, all right,

1723
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:16,519
Speaker 1: Happy Monday, guys. I don't know, do we miss anything?

1724
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,519
Speaker 2: Ass scratch, ass scratch?

1725
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 1: Did we miss anything? I mean, it was phenomenal.

1726
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:22,240
Speaker 2: We covered it all.

1727
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,479
Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, we covered it all.

1728
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:28,439
Speaker 2: All the Thanksgiving Macy's Day parade.

1729
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,640
Speaker 1: We did watch a little bit of that. Kids were

1730
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 1: excited about that.

1731
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 2: They don't play that in Mesinos. No, see, I forgot

1732
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:39,639
Speaker 2: his Thanksgiving Dude. People there heard a different world.

1733
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean, who knew is that so many people love

1734
01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:43,680
Speaker 1: that Macy's things. Giv me Anathy parade like it's a

1735
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 1: big deal.

1736
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 2: My wife does she didn't bring it up once. D

1737
01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:48,920
Speaker 2: That's a different world out there, it is. I need

1738
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 2: to get back people on Thanksgiving just walking around dude,

1739
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,599
Speaker 2: like they founded this country. I did hit him.

1740
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 1: I did hit up Geary and said, hey man, what

1741
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,479
Speaker 1: if we took a guy's trip to Vegas for like

1742
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 1: the football? Like playoffs weekend.

1743
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,680
Speaker 2: I think that'd be awesome like NCAA.

1744
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: No, like college football or in NFL. Yeah, but he's like,

1745
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:10,680
Speaker 1: I could do that because we last year they did

1746
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:13,760
Speaker 1: a guy's weekend in Vegas for like a college football weekend,

1747
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,280
Speaker 1: like an A and M road game, because one of

1748
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,040
Speaker 1: our buddies is a big A and M guy. But

1749
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 1: he was building a house this year, so we couldn't go.

1750
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 1: I didn't get to go last year. I'm like, dude,

1751
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm in this year. They didn't do it this year.

1752
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, man. They didn't bring nice clothes. They

1753
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,000
Speaker 1: just sat in the sports book all day. I mean, god,

1754
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 1: I miss it. All right, man, I have a great Monday.

1755
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:31,720
Speaker 1: If we missed anything, please email us. We have the

1756
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: sore Losers at gmail dot com. Hit us on the

1757
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,839
Speaker 1: Facebook page, uh tickets Sore Loosers dot com. The convention

1758
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:39,760
Speaker 1: is like a month and a week away. A month

1759
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:43,719
Speaker 1: and a week it's about right. Yeah, we'll see in Nashville.

1760
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,960
Speaker 1: Hopefully you're gonna come. All right, we out.

1761
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:55,440
Speaker 2: The Yeah, add it to the list. Dude. No blackjack,

1762
01:17:56,439 --> 01:18:02,800
Speaker 2: no keino, no Caribbeans, uh, no four card poker, no

1763
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 2: sports book. I was kind of just in the periphery. Oh.

1764
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 2: The one thing I was gonna tell you what, I

1765
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 2: didn't go up to a kiosk or I didn't go

1766
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 2: up to a live person and place a bet once.

1767
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,800
Speaker 2: But you're gonna be pissed about you know how you

1768
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:21,519
Speaker 2: lost hold on. But I did once. I'd had a

1769
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 2: couple of drinks and I wanted to make for fucking

1770
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:28,720
Speaker 2: sure that the Giants scored. That I lost the bet

1771
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:32,479
Speaker 2: that they didn't score. I bet that they would be

1772
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:37,280
Speaker 2: under two touchdowns in the first half, and they were over.

1773
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 2: Oh Giants, Cowboys. I bet that they'd be under two

1774
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,000
Speaker 2: touchdowns in the first half and that it was over.

1775
01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 2: And so I gave it to the guy. I didn't check.

1776
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 2: I hadn't done a thing with a person that it

1777
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,960
Speaker 2: was Ai. All I did is kiosk the whole time.

1778
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,479
Speaker 2: I go, hey, man, since we're in the second half,

1779
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 2: do you mind checking this ticket. I just want to

1780
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,160
Speaker 2: make sure he plugs it in. On the screen it

1781
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,960
Speaker 2: shows not a winner. He's like, not a winner, man,

1782
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 2: and I was like, yep, that's what I figure. Thanks,

1783
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 2: Man walked and on the screen is flatting not a winner.

1784
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,800
Speaker 2: So I can at least say what up to one

1785
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:12,920
Speaker 2: of your people wants.

1786
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:15,599
Speaker 1: Dude, thank you, man, thank you. I appreciate that. God,

1787
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 1: you're so dube. Oh in Miami, get them out of here.

1788
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: They're not in the playoffs. Get him out of here.

1789
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:21,679
Speaker 1: They suck.

1790
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 2: They can't be in Wait, they lost, okay, so yeah

1791
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,800
Speaker 2: they're not. But Clemson or some one of those.

1792
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,840
Speaker 1: Clips, I hope, please, m you win one.

1793
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:34,320
Speaker 5: Of those teams down there has to be in it.

1794
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 1: If Clemson wins Boise States like a number two, they

1795
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:40,680
Speaker 1: get sodomized.

1796
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:46,559
Speaker 2: Hey, Georgia, Georgia balls, Bama, Michigan, Ohio State. Guys waiting

1797
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 2: for you, Boise State.

1798
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,599
Speaker 1: They're gonna beat him by seventy

1799
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 2: Dude, gentry, good break Barry Sanders record and not win

1800
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:58,439
Speaker 2: the Heisman's It's it's great, man, it's great.