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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Friday Full Show here with Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, you have found the podcast. I

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Speaker 1: gotta say Jeff's songs today is a banger.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Forget how much I love Carly Ray Jepson and tell

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Speaker 1: someone sings one of her.

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Speaker 3: Songs and we met her, remember, can I.

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Speaker 1: Just say when she was in studio with us, Carl Ray,

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Speaker 1: do you remember she had a beanie that she kept

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Speaker 1: on the back of her head and the whole time

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Speaker 1: she was talking, all I could think is how is

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Speaker 1: it staying.

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Speaker 4: On that bobby?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: It was perfect, It was perfect.

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Speaker 3: It was way on the back. Anyway.

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Speaker 4: She was cool though, Oh she was super nice.

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Speaker 3: I think that she would love Jeff's song of the Week.

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Speaker 7: I think she loves the music videos I made to

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Speaker 7: her song when I was younger.

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Speaker 1: If only you had been with us when she was

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Speaker 1: in studio. All right, instead of calling me, maybe he

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Speaker 1: does call me lazy. You're gonna do that coming up?

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Speaker 1: We got second dates, we got you know, all the

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Speaker 1: typical Friday fun and.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a what is it called up? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I just didn't what I thought it was funny where

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Speaker 7: someone said hi, Alexis, Brook and Jose and then Cynthia

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Speaker 7: time commented, said, what about Jeff goes Jeffrey doesn't interact

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Speaker 7: with us peasants. No, he's not reading the comments, which

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Speaker 7: is so true.

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Speaker 3: It is true.

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Speaker 8: But sometimes we go and say hey, Jeff, someone said

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Speaker 8: hi to you, and he'll be like, get out of

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Speaker 8: the studio.

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Speaker 9: I'm working.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Jeff.

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Speaker 1: I have worked with Jeff for what fifteen years? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he is one of the most awkward social interactors

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Speaker 4: Brilliant guy.

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Speaker 9: Super funny.

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Speaker 3: I say that with love. Yeah, very and then when

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Speaker 3: he does comment it's so funny. I'm always liking.

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Speaker 1: Him, but it's a sarcastic It is all right, Your

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Speaker 1: full show starts right now.

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Speaker 10: Alexis, Remember when you volunteered to baby sit for Brooks

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Speaker 10: dog for a weekend. Yeah, and instead she forced you

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Speaker 10: to clean her entire house top to bottom.

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Speaker 3: She did such a good job.

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Speaker 10: He's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. What would you

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Speaker 10: say was the number one piece of clutter in Brooks house?

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Speaker 10: Is it discarded candy wrappers or random pieces of driftwood

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Speaker 10: that brook collects and adds googly eyes to and then

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Speaker 10: tries to pass it off as art to the local

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Speaker 10: senior center.

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Speaker 7: The wine bottles are we not going to talk about?

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Speaker 10: I asked, because Google Trends just came out with a

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Speaker 10: list of which items get the most searches for how

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Speaker 10: to properly dispose of them? And they broke it down

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Speaker 10: by state. So of course you get a lot of

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Speaker 10: the typical stuff like bottles and cans, and a lot of.

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Speaker 3: The states recling.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, okay, like bodies brooke are active material,

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Speaker 1: a lot.

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Speaker 10: Of people want to know how to dispose of batteries

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Speaker 10: and outdated tech like old TV remotes and phones. But

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Speaker 10: then there was states with the weirder, more specific searches.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do we got?

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Speaker 10: Like people in Ohio and Vermont want to know how

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Speaker 10: to properly recycle wrapping paper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to get the craft paper, which is

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Speaker 1: it's not as pretty, but it's just like it looks

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Speaker 1: like a paper bag.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, let's put it in the fire. In Nevada, Christmas trees,

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Speaker 10: they don't know how to get rid of the Christmas trees.

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Speaker 3: Well, my homestate, you just burn them.

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Speaker 10: Yeah. Fire. In Colorado, the top search was how to

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Speaker 10: dispose of paint.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a hard one.

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Speaker 10: Wants over the neighbor's fence. Yeah, whatever you want to do, yeah,

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Speaker 10: as it's got lead. For Tennessee, it's plastic bags. Oh man,

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Speaker 10: don't dispose of those. You tie them up and you

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Speaker 10: put them underneath your sink for like years and years yourself.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: For Florida, it's red solo cups. Totally makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Ocean that was a joke.

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Speaker 10: And for our show, the number one items to recycle

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Speaker 10: is dog shot collars. We've burned through these babies every

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Speaker 10: single day. We're gonna do it one more time when

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Speaker 10: we send it over to digital.

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Speaker 12: Jake, let's go, Jake, grab your boomerangs and prepare to

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Speaker 12: get squeezed tighter than Chris Hemsworth curling a koala because

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Speaker 12: it's National Hug and Australian Day. It's where we show

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Speaker 12: our love to our vegemite loving friends from down on

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Speaker 12: un If you've never been there, you may not realize

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Speaker 12: a lot of places in Australia have strange or quirky

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Speaker 12: sounding names, either based on the Aboriginal language, or it

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Speaker 12: could be because they drink a lot and you never

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Speaker 12: really know what they're saying. That's why today I'll give

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Speaker 12: you the name of a place in Australia and you

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Speaker 12: have to tell me if it's real or made up.

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Speaker 12: In a special Ozzie edition of Lentilente, We'll start with

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Speaker 12: the woman who can do a perfect Australian accent. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 9: Alexis.

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Speaker 12: Give us an example. Yeah, like I said, perfect, Alexis.

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Speaker 12: Your place could be real or made up. It's called

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Speaker 12: Frog's Breath Falls. Is that a real Australian place? Or

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Speaker 12: do we make that up?

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Speaker 3: Frogs Breath Fall?

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Speaker 7: And I have to say for what my college roommate

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Speaker 7: was from, hopefully not spoiler, a place called Gimby.

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Speaker 10: Everyone has a hitch in their walk from there, so

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: She got teaser whole time, so I could see someone

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Speaker 7: being from here. I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 12: Jake Alexis says, Frog's Breath Falls is real?

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Speaker 3: It is?

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Speaker 12: We made that one up. Alexis out, Okay, shipped off

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Speaker 12: to Gimby with your friend Brook.

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Speaker 3: It's your turn. Okay.

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Speaker 12: Your town is called woo Loo Muloo. Is that a

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Speaker 12: real Australian place? Can we make that up? I can

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Speaker 12: spell it for you if you'd like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want it spelled w.

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Speaker 10: O O l o O m o O l o oo.

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Speaker 1: Can I add that to the top of my vacation

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Speaker 1: or your next baby name?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love it. It has to be real.

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Speaker 10: Brook says Woo Lou Muloo is a real place.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 12: Come on, Yeah, it's a real place. That's a suburb

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Speaker 12: of Sydney. Brooks still in it, Jose. I'm gonna need

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Speaker 12: you to brace yourself for this town.

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Speaker 10: Jose.

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Speaker 12: Your Australian place could be reeler fake. It's Doo Dooo Town,

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Speaker 12: the real Australian place.

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Speaker 10: We make that up.

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Speaker 1: My kids are gonna love hearing if this is a

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Speaker 1: real place, it real lives better.

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Speaker 13: It reminds me of when I watched the Phillies playing

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Speaker 13: the Pittsburgh Pirates.

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Speaker 6: Yeah zero zero and it said poop on the screen.

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Speaker 9: It was so bodies. Just because it's been in my life,

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Speaker 9: I guess I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 6: This is real.

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Speaker 10: Jose says.

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Speaker 12: Doodoo Town is real.

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Speaker 10: It is.

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Speaker 9: Come on, yeah, that's real.

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Speaker 12: That's a coastal village in Tasmania. Yeah, Jeffrey, were over

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Speaker 12: to you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, great rivalry of Doo Doo Town versus.

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Speaker 12: Wool Move Jeffrey, your location is whoop whoop Wasteland.

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Speaker 3: Raise the roof to this.

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Speaker 10: Stuck in the eighties and nineties in this town Australia.

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Speaker 10: I mean with if Wooloo Malou and Doo Dooo Town

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Speaker 9: There's nothing that can bread out.

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Speaker 3: So normal guys would have said it was Tell me woop.

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Speaker 12: Woop, Wasteland is real, jeff said, whoop whoop, Wasteland's real.

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Speaker 3: It is. They would never put Wasteland on It would be.

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Speaker 12: Paradise Australia, all Wasteland. Brook, your location Sizzling Sausage Springs?

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Speaker 12: Why are we so hungry, cousin Baking Bay.

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Speaker 10: Is Sizzling Sausage Springs real or made up?

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Speaker 9: This a freaking candy land.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go it's fake, though, Jake.

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Speaker 12: It said fake it is, yes, Jose, we're up at

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Speaker 12: sudden death. Now you get this right, you win, you

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Speaker 12: get it wrong, and Brook wins. Your location is humpedy?

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Speaker 12: Do is that a real Australian placer? Did we make

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Speaker 12: it up?

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Speaker 9: Ours the homeland?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, you're gonna say real on the backside of buggery Mountain,

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Speaker 10: Jose says, humpty, do is real?

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Speaker 12: That is it's real. It's in the Northern Territory. Jose

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Speaker 12: wins today's edition.

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Speaker 10: Of All Right, mate, Jose gets it right, so he

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Speaker 10: gets to choose who gets shocked, and they're gonna be

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Speaker 10: singing down Under by men at work.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I feel like I want.

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Speaker 6: To give it to Alexis because her friend lives there.

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Speaker 4: I feel like she should have known every city and there.

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Speaker 2: She clearly was a terrible tour guy.

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Speaker 3: Do you come from a land down Under? Where what?

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Speaker 3: I couldn't remember?

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Speaker 11: That one?

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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna be banned from the Yea and

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Speaker 1: put you.

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Speaker 10: In Doo Doo town after that one. That's your shot

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Speaker 10: collar question of the day. Your phone tap is coming

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Speaker 10: up in just a few.

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Speaker 11: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 10: Alexis, Just the other day, weren't you telling me about

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Speaker 10: how you were looking forward to your inheritance. You said

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Speaker 10: you couldn't wait for a relative of yours to die

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Speaker 10: so that you could finally get their money and quit

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Speaker 10: your job and spend the next thirty years doing nothing

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Speaker 10: but goat yoga on the beaches of Mikonos that the.

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Speaker 14: Idea something you would say, you.

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Speaker 10: Might have to wait a little bit longer now. And

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Speaker 10: I say that because there's this new thing called a

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Speaker 10: revival trust.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean? It's is this part of your

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Speaker 3: rich kid uh that you get.

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Speaker 10: No, it's for older relatives who are like, maybe someday

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Speaker 10: technology and science are finally going to catch up where

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Speaker 10: they can put me on ice and then unfreeze me

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Speaker 10: again years in the future.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, people freezing themselves again. That's back in the You've.

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Speaker 10: Heard you've heard of people wanting to be cryogenically flrozen

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Speaker 10: once they die and then you know, wake up years

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Speaker 10: and years years later. But you don't want to wake

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Speaker 10: up in a thousand years and be poor. So now

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Speaker 10: they're not just free your body, they're also gonna preserve

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Speaker 10: your money and assets along with you. Okay, I'm not

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Speaker 10: sure if this is a scam yet.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like if anyone wants to trust me to

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Speaker 1: freeze their assets.

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Speaker 10: Because the company who's doing it is asking you to

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Speaker 10: pull out hundreds of thousands of dollars so that they

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Speaker 10: can freeze it right next to your body in a room.

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Speaker 3: You know what I think you should do?

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Speaker 10: It, Jeff Well, I mean, joke's on them. One hundred

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Speaker 10: His first Laser Stories out of Ohio, a thirty seven

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Speaker 3: I don't know yet, give it to me.

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Speaker 9: They are changing my thermostat.

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Speaker 10: That's basically the rules of it. During peak hours they

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Speaker 3: Laugh while doing it.

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Speaker 10: The new Oregon version limits it to three degrees. So

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Speaker 10: I'm worried to ask Broke anything about money today. She's

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Speaker 10: A mailbox that's been getting mercilessly pranked in the most

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Speaker 10: Well, we have the weirdest neighborly borrow request that you've

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Speaker 10: app next Door. We're going to reach you the funniest

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Speaker 10: ones to make you grateful you don't have neighbors like

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Speaker 10: Nimbies love the app next Door.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what next door next Door is like

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Speaker 10: It's supposed to be where neighbors can share information and

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Speaker 10: The subject line says, and this is with clap emojis

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Speaker 3: Wait? Is it a criminal trying to break in?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's making it really hard for me to steal.

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Speaker 10: Or I think it's just real butter. They say, I

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Speaker 10: I just need butter. Butter is important to me.

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Speaker 1: summer challenge. We know she doesn't need butter for her

450
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 1: mac and cheese, like I just eat it by the sticking.

451
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Speaker 9: Scar.

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Speaker 10: Number five The subject line possible cult activity at Nixon Library.

453
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Speaker 13: It's funny because we know it's probably not activities library.

454
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Speaker 10: You be the judge, they say. During my entirety of

455
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Speaker 10: my library visit, which was about an hour, I watched

456
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Speaker 10: this man stare at photos of Gary Busey on the

457
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Speaker 10: computer and print them off.

458
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Speaker 3: It is strange.

459
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Speaker 10: I do not know what his agenda is, but I

460
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Speaker 10: have a feeling it could be a cult or Illuminati

461
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 10: related stay vigilant good night, and they include a photo

462
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 10: of the guy at the computer still looking up Come on,

463
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Speaker 10: leave his dood alone.

464
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Speaker 3: He's looking up pictures for Halloween.

465
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 10: We're looking at the funniest real posts from people on

466
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Speaker 10: the app next door, and they're gonna make you feel

467
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Speaker 10: lucky to live next to your sane neighbors. Number four

468
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 10: the subject are these your pets? It says, is anybody

469
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 10: missing a German shepherd and a black and white goat?

470
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 10: They both They both showed up at our house this morning,

471
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Speaker 10: and they appeared to be on an adventure of some sort.

472
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Speaker 10: Not sure where they went. Good luck. Here's a picture

473
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Speaker 10: of them.

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Speaker 3: They're so cute.

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Speaker 9: I love it.

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Speaker 10: Number three the subject my mailbox. Someone keeps farting in

477
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 10: my mailbox late at night. I can hear it outside

478
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 10: the window because it echoes off the tin. Then I

479
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 10: smell it every time I check my mail. This is

480
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:57,959
Speaker 10: getting old and is extremely childish. My bills and coupons

481
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 10: smell so bad. I can't even pay them or use

482
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 10: them at the grocery store. If you know of the

483
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 10: flatulent phantom, please reply back.

484
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Speaker 1: I mean this is a reason to get a ring doorbell,

485
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: to get the video of However, this is happening, it

486
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: has to be a tall person. There's no way a

487
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 1: short person could true.

488
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Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, two kids, one on the other shoulders. Yeah yeah,

489
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 10: you gotta get creative. Number two the subject line suspicious behavior.

490
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 10: I saw my neighbor drive up to their house, open

491
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Speaker 10: the garage door from inside their vehicle, and drive in,

492
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Speaker 10: then close the door behind them. It was last night

493
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Speaker 10: around five point thirty pm. Did anyone else see this?

494
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Speaker 9: After?

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Speaker 3: This is there?

496
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Speaker 10: Typically they park in the driveway, but last night they

497
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Speaker 10: parked inside the garage. I've made a report, but I

498
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 10: want to keep others on the lookout for this type

499
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Speaker 10: of behavior. It just makes me nervous for this to

500
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Speaker 10: be happening in my neighbor.

501
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: It's interesting that like it never dawns on them that

502
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: they're the creepy person, and it's.

503
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 10: Always like I'm helping in case you want to. They

504
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 10: do have a description of the vehicle vehicle one type truck,

505
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 10: one truck see it beware.

506
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 1: Oh man, I bet they locked their doors after eight

507
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: pm sometimes too.

508
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 10: And the number one weird funny post somebody actually left

509
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Speaker 10: on next door.

510
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Speaker 9: We haven't covered number one yet.

511
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 10: They put up this picture of a pretty tall sunflower.

512
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 10: It's like just above the fence of their neighbor.

513
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Those are cool. They can get so big.

514
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, And they wrote, my neighbor has this suspicious flower

515
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 10: peaking into my backyard.

516
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: It does look like a face looking at it does

517
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: look like it's peaking over.

518
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 10: I couldn't get close enough to see if there was

519
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 10: a hidden camera inside. Is this even legal? Not sure

520
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 10: if I should call the cops or the FBI.

521
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 4: None, I don't know.

522
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 10: The FBI need a case like this.

523
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 3: Suspicious sunflowers before you it. The tulips are going to

524
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 3: be on board.

525
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 10: The next door is such like an endless treasure trove

526
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 10: of hilarious posts. We have to do more of these.

527
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 10: But those are some of the funniest real posts left

528
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 10: on next Door. We'll do your phone tap right after.

529
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 11: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

530
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Speaker 10: Today we call a woman who just got hired to

531
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Speaker 10: do career counseling for people from other countries who just

532
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 10: moved to North America for work. What sweet woman. And

533
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 10: she's been doing phone interviews right now to see if

534
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 10: she can get clients, you know, in the right direction.

535
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 10: And her first person scheduled for the day might give

536
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 10: her the biggest challenge of the all. He's a fiery

537
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 10: german Man named Hans Gluba, and he has a very

538
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 10: spotty work history in his recent past. Maybe she can

539
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 10: help him in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 15: Another Hello, Marion.

541
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 4: No, my name is Hans Globa. I am scheduled to.

542
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Speaker 8: Be having the meeting at this time with the counselor

543
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 8: as the careers.

544
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 14: Oh hi, yes, Hans, that would be me.

545
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 8: Like to stop too, Yeah, it is in pleasure to

546
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 8: be meeting on the phone.

547
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 16: Yeah, absolutely, I think he's come to the right place.

548
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 14: So I've got to ask you what kind.

549
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 16: Of career or job are you looking for?

550
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 4: Very good question. Well, I'm very open to most of

551
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 4: these scenes.

552
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 8: So perhaps if I maybe tell you about my previous experience,

553
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 8: you can help me.

554
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, sure, that's yeah.

555
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 4: Okay.

556
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 8: I will go down the least of my resume and

557
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 8: I tell you the jobs I have done in the

558
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 8: last maybe eighteen months.

559
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 16: Oh, that's great, let's do it.

560
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 4: Okay. So I was vaffle house cook for seven days.

561
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 4: You know, the Vaffel House, the house of the Vaffles.

562
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 16: Yes, I'm familiar.

563
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, one whole week, one whole weekend. Then all of

564
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 8: a sudden, I find out I'm allergic to voffls.

565
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 10: Oh my good man, can you believe that?

566
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Speaker 8: Though the hireme is a waffle house, all of a

567
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 8: sudden I have hives all over my German body.

568
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 4: The vaffles though very delicious.

569
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 14: Well, that's true.

570
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 4: It's hard to stop even when you're allergic.

571
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 17: The seven days.

572
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 16: It doesn't really look great on a resume.

573
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Speaker 14: They might question that. So that's what else do you do?

574
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 10: Well?

575
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 8: I have done the balloon animals for the kids' birthday parties.

576
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Speaker 14: That's a skill that is well.

577
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 8: I trained for many years, and I bring the company

578
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Speaker 8: over here and then I name it Birthday blow Is

579
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Speaker 8: for the children dot com, And all of a sudden

580
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 8: all the parents are like, oh what is the Birthday Blowy?

581
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 4: And take it down my website. I don't understand.

582
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 16: I think you were saying something you didn't intend to say.

583
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 16: So that's understandable.

584
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Speaker 14: There can be a language barrier, that's okay. Oh yeah,

585
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 14: let's try.

586
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Speaker 16: Let's see what else we have on there.

587
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Speaker 8: Okay, Well, I mean I have done a little entertainment

588
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Speaker 8: on the televis.

589
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 16: Hmm, oh interesting, Okay, what kind of entertainment, did you do?

590
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 8: I have been in four different Cialist commercials. You're not Cialists?

591
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 16: Yes see, I have seen that commercial.

592
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 4: Do you recognize me?

593
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 16: Well, not over the not over the saw.

594
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 8: Now I am type of celebrity in the ED community

595
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 8: because all of a sudden, everyone say, oh, you are

596
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 8: the guy from the commercial, You're the face of Cialis,

597
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 8: And I'm like, yeah, that is me.

598
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 16: Yeah, that that is definitely an accomplishment. It's something, it's

599
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 16: something you always have. I'm just not sure it's ideal

600
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Speaker 16: for this.

601
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Speaker 8: Well, it led me to my other job. I was

602
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 8: also the bad guy number three in the Bond movies.

603
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 8: Do you like James Bonding?

604
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 11: Yes?

605
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 17: I do like James Bond.

606
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 4: Oh well I wasn't even in the top ten.

607
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 8: All of a sudden I do couple of Cialis commercial

608
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Speaker 8: and next thing you know, boom, all top three and

609
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 8: number three bad guy.

610
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Speaker 16: Okay, okay, well, well this we might be onto something.

611
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 16: Buondeva sounds like you definitely have an entertainment background, so

612
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 16: we could very entertaining.

613
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 4: My last film, you've heard of Nicholas Cage.

614
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was Seekerless Cage A Oh my god.

615
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 16: Yeah, no, yeah, I think I see where this is going.

616
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 4: Would you like me to send you a link?

617
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 8: It's called Adult National Treasure where she has to find

618
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Speaker 8: my treasure.

619
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Speaker 16: Oh goodness, yeah goodness. No, I've got the idea. But

620
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Speaker 16: I think maybe we're veering off in a direction that

621
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Speaker 16: maybe we don't want to go into.

622
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Speaker 4: I am just very versatile in the entertainment industry.

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Speaker 16: It sounds that way, it truly does, but I'm much

624
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Speaker 16: more Your person's going to help you get a good

625
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Speaker 16: job in an office or I don't know, a sales position.

626
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Speaker 8: I have been in the sales Germany. I've a Jacuzzi salesman.

627
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Speaker 16: Oh who doesn't like a Jacuzzi?

628
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Speaker 8: Okay, that's that was my slogan, who does not like Zajacuzzi?

629
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Speaker 8: And then I would go in naked and I would

630
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Speaker 8: show them how good it worked, and then they would

631
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Speaker 8: walk out and I got fired.

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Speaker 16: I do have to go now, but I want you

633
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Speaker 16: to stay positive and don't lose.

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Speaker 8: I'm kind of disappointed because your best friend, Carrie Anne,

635
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 8: she told me if I call you and least off

636
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Speaker 8: a bunch of random fake jobs, that you would still be.

637
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Speaker 4: Able to help me.

638
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 16: Cherry Anne told you to do what.

639
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 4: She told me to call you and prank you and

640
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Speaker 4: waste your time at work.

641
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Speaker 12: Wait.

642
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Speaker 13: Wait, my real name is actually Jose from the radio

643
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Speaker 13: show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing

644
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Speaker 13: a phone topping on you.

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Speaker 11: Oh god, oh my god, this isn't real.

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Speaker 16: I'm so happy you're not a real guy looking for it.

647
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 8: But seriously, do you really want me to send you

648
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Speaker 8: as a link to the Sickless Cage for the as

649
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Speaker 8: a movie?

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Speaker 16: I did, no, no, no, I'm I'm good.

651
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Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 8: Everybody says that I wander v I.

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Speaker 11: Wake up every morning spoon taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 11: twenties brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 10: It's totally totally normal to be a little bit nervous

656
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Speaker 10: when going out on a first date.

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Speaker 1: Nervous just a second, people are listening to us right

658
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Speaker 1: now radio.

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Speaker 10: But you know what, you can't let your nerves get

660
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Speaker 10: to you where you're out with someone and some there's

661
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Speaker 10: a lot of awkward silence or in Jose's case, zero

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Speaker 10: silence everything.

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Speaker 9: That's the nerve bathroom or something.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's why one of our listeners went into his

665
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Speaker 10: big date night with a plan to create a memorable moment. Now,

666
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Speaker 10: it was risky, it was weird. But halfway through dinner

667
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Speaker 10: he pulled something out of his pocket to lighten the mood,

668
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Speaker 10: and it almost got him kicked out of the restaurant.

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Speaker 10: Also sounds yeah, it's not that type of thing. You're

670
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Speaker 10: gonna hear what his strategy was in your second date

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Speaker 10: update right after this date updates. Anything more exciting than

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Speaker 10: moving into a new place and getting to redecorate so much.

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Speaker 10: I mean for the first couple hours to be a

674
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Speaker 10: whole new person. Yeah, plates, new hand soaps, new whipping posts,

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00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 10: fresh and clean, and the lot of dances. Glad I

676
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Speaker 10: moved out, even a new girlfriend to go along with

677
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Speaker 10: all that. That's how Logan, one of our listeners, recently

678
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 10: met someone. Logan, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, hey, thank you.

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Speaker 3: You unboxed a girlfriend? Is that came?

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00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 17: Man? I wish you know. We had a great time,

682
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 17: but I'm not getting her to text me back.

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Speaker 3: I'm curious how you met her?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, well, first let's get her name.

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00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, Meghan?

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00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 10: Okay, and where did you meet Meghan?

687
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 17: I met her the good old fashioned way in person?

688
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 3: Oh that happens. Still, where in person? Were you?

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Speaker 17: I was actually at a department store. Moved into a apartment,

690
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 17: so I had to furnish it, and I went to

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00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 17: the store to grab some stuff, and uh, and there

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Speaker 17: she was.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I only go to thrift shops for that, so

694
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: look at.

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Speaker 10: How did you strike connect?

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Speaker 17: So it was like it almost was movie esque. I

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00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 17: had to grab a hand vacuum and there was one left,

698
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 17: and I'm literally grabbing it off the shelf as she's

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00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 17: right there and she's like, oh, you know, she wanted it.

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Speaker 17: I grabbed it. So I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 17: take it?

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Speaker 5: What a chivalry isn't Yeah, you seem like a dirty girl.

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00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 10: You probably.

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Speaker 3: You're a woman.

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Speaker 17: Exactly, But I said I don't mind, but maybe in exchange,

706
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Speaker 17: I could take you out to dinner or something.

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Speaker 3: Whoa you just straight there?

708
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 10: Wow, went straight there.

709
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Speaker 17: And I didn't know if she was single or married,

710
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 17: Like I have no idea, but you wrock.

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Speaker 1: I just can't imagine like that coming out of somebody's mouth,

712
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: like second sentence.

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Speaker 16: No.

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00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 17: Surprisingly, she said yes, since she was like kind of

715
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 17: like very upbeat about it and said yeah, and it.

716
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 6: Was like you take it, no, you take it? No,

717
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 6: you take you want to go to dinner?

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00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 10: She must be really desperate for that vacuum.

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Speaker 3: Y oh my god.

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Speaker 10: Right, so that's cool. Did you guys end up going out?

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00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 17: Yeah, so we swapped phone numbers and you know, we

722
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 17: texted for a few days.

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Speaker 6: That's always good, get to know each other a little bit.

724
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, would you do?

725
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Speaker 17: Yeah, we ended up going to one of those Hibachi

726
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 17: restaurants where they like cook in front of me.

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Speaker 1: Men. Yeah, what were you feeling meeting her there?

728
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 11: Uh?

729
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 10: Hunger, I'm assuming is one feeling.

730
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Speaker 2: I mean you've built it up.

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Speaker 1: You've said, like there's this movie moment where you guys met.

732
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Speaker 1: I mean you're obviously really attracted to her. I'd be nervous.

733
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 17: I was nervous, Yeah, of course, But I have a

734
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 17: plan to loosen the mood. You know, like I've been

735
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 17: to the Sabachi place before. I know how they do things.

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00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 6: Let me get you busted out a hand vacuum and

737
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 6: sucked up the young.

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Speaker 9: The volcano.

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00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: Do they do it the same with every hibachi the

740
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: onion volcano?

741
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 6: I know every time?

742
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 3: So what was the plan?

743
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 10: So?

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00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 17: Like, you know, they do the egg thing where they

745
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 17: cracked the egg, cracks the egg. He turns back over

746
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 17: to his cart, to grab something else, and I grab

747
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 17: a piece of bacon out of my pocket and I

748
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 17: throw it on the grilla.

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00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 10: So funny bacon in your pocket and not just baked.

750
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 2: Raw bacon in your pocket. That is so good. You

751
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: can't You're gonna get kicked out.

752
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 10: What happened?

753
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 17: Oh my god? So she thought it was the funniest thing,

754
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 17: and we are both just cracking up and laughing.

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00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 10: Dude, No, the.

756
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 17: Place was pissed, Like I almost got kicked out.

757
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 2: I can't believe almost you did it? They let you stay?

758
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 17: Yeah, of course they let me stay. I mean it

759
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 17: was just a little piece of bacon.

760
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, a piece of like leod covered bacon from book.

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00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 17: I had it in a ziplock bag. Like it was fine.

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00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 10: Okay, it does feel better, yeah, better than loose bacon.

763
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 10: The okay, anyway, thank god they let you stay. How

764
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 10: did the rest of the dinner go? Do you have

765
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 10: anything else to throw on the grill?

766
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 17: No, it was just that it was hilarious, right, it

767
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 17: was really funny, like we got kick out of it.

768
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: Okay, so you had that moment, but like, was that

769
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: it was that the highlight?

770
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 17: Well no, not really, so the highlight was probably actually

771
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 17: when she came back to my place.

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00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 3: Then you did the sausage trick.

773
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 10: God, yeah, yeah, you do your own HOOKI trick for her.

774
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,959
Speaker 17: That's what you want to call it. You go ahead

775
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 17: and call it whatever you want to call it.

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00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 6: All right, he had some desserts, y'all.

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Speaker 3: She stayed the night.

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00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 17: She stayed the night.

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00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 10: Oh good for you.

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Speaker 6: People laugh at you about that.

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00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 10: I mean, this all sounds so good on our end, Like,

782
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 10: why do you think she's not calling you back?

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00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 17: Well, I don't know, And this is kind of like

784
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 17: what I'm getting, just like the Okay, So I had

785
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 17: to get up early and I just let her sleep, right,

786
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 17: I'm like, I got out of there at like six am.

787
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 17: I left her at my house.

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00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 3: Did you even know or anything?

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00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 17: I sent her a text so that way was on

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00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 17: her phone when she woke up. So I came back

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00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 17: later in the day and like, my house was just spotless.

792
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 17: I'm talking completely clean.

793
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 10: She stole everything.

794
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 3: She cleaned for you.

795
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Speaker 17: She made the bed, she did the dishes, she did everything.

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Speaker 13: Somebody is good at making dessert.

797
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 10: I like, how amazed you are that she made the bed,

798
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 10: Like it hasn't been made years, He's.

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Speaker 3: Never seen it. That way.

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Speaker 6: Wait a minute, does she gorgeous?

801
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 10: Okay, so now now what's going on is uh you've

802
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 10: been talking to her still?

803
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 17: No, that's the weird thing. So I sent her a

804
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 17: text and I was like, thank you so much for

805
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 17: what you did. And she has never responded ever. Nothing.

806
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 17: It's like, why why, I'm so confused.

807
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 1: Maybe she's one of those people that asked angry clean

808
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: and she was Actually, we're.

809
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 10: Gonna find out. We're gonna call Megan in just a

810
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 10: minute here, and we're gonna ask her exactly that. Why

811
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 10: why won't you go out with him one more time?

812
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 10: We'll find out what your second day right after this

813
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 10: hold on second date update.

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00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 5: You want to know how to give off that bad

815
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 5: boy vibe to let your date know you're a dangerous dude.

816
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 5: You take her to a hibachi grill and when the

817
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 5: chef turns his back, toss a slice of raw bacon

818
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 5: on that. Soon she's gonna be eating bacon right out

819
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 5: of the palm of your hands.

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00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, like a boss.

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Speaker 3: It worked kind of for him, Yeah it did.

822
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Speaker 2: I mean it worked for twenty four hours.

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Speaker 10: I don't know why Meghan isn't calling back. Our listener

824
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 10: Logan because she even spent the night and cleaned his

825
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 10: place the next day. Whoa Jose won't even do that

826
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 10: for his own apartment.

827
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 6: I fired cleaners.

828
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:26,959
Speaker 3: That one time.

829
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

830
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 10: So we need to get to the bottom of this

831
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 10: and figure out what's up with Megan Logan. You ready

832
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 10: to do this, man?

833
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 17: Yeah, I need to know.

834
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 3: I can't believe she cleaned your house. I would never

835
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: do that after staying the night of Mikey move.

836
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 6: I've had girls that's a wifey move either.

837
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 13: A lot of girls have done that and it is

838
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 13: very much appreciated. But it normally means you did something right.

839
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Speaker 13: So I don't know why you wouldn't be.

840
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 6: Calling you back.

841
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, you were turned on by the cleaning, right, Logan?

842
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 17: I thought it was great.

843
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, wouldn't.

844
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, we should have texted her back. This bed backup,

845
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 6: you know, No.

846
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 10: A lots of fun activities. Here we go. Let's just

847
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 10: down Meghan. We'll see what she has to say.

848
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 11: Here we go.

849
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 4: Hello.

850
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 10: Hello, is this Meghan?

851
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: Is this she?

852
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 10: Hey? My name is Jeff We're from a radio show

853
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 10: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio.

854
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 3: Hey Meghan, Hey, welcome to the show.

855
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 10: Hi, Hi, Hey, you get lots of calls from lots

856
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 10: of different radio shows all the time.

857
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 15: No, yes, we're first, Yes, all.

858
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 10: Right, this is gonna be fun because we're doing something

859
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 10: called a second date update. Okay, okay, maybe don't know

860
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 10: what that is. It's where call her Jeff. That's true.

861
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 10: We're we're trying to help out one of our listeners

862
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 10: that you went out on a date with recently, a

863
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 10: very sexy date from all accounts, involving some bacon on

864
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 10: a hibachi grill.

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Speaker 14: Oh logan, right.

866
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking rules.

867
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 14: Well, I'm not one hundred percent sure what's going on

868
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 14: right now. That was just a really speared awkward situation,

869
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 14: Like I don't know what he told you happened.

870
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 10: I mean the bacon was awkward, or the date, the

871
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 10: whole thing.

872
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 14: No, No, the date and everything that was fine.

873
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: It was the next day, oh, like the morning after,

874
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: because we heard you stay to night at his house.

875
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 14: Yeah I did, and I woke up and like I'm

876
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 14: a clean freak, so like I cleaned his house.

877
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 3: I cannot believe he did that.

878
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 14: Oh so he told you I did that?

879
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 17: Then?

880
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, he was happily surprised when he came home that

881
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 10: day and found his bed made and dishes done, and

882
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 10: he was.

883
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 3: Really nice of you.

884
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 6: Nice to have a freak, but a clean oh man

885
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 6: different enough?

886
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 10: Well he I mean he reached out to thank you

887
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 10: for it, but you never responded. So he's just a

888
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 10: little bit confused.

889
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 14: Well, see, after I did all of the dishes, which

890
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 14: she had a lot of, I just wanted it's a

891
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 14: vacuum and it was clogged.

892
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 10: The vacuum was clogged.

893
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 3: Yes, never call him again.

894
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 10: Doesn't even have a Dyson.

895
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

896
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: I would just probably give up at that point and

897
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: be like I did enough.

898
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 9: No, I mean.

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Speaker 14: I probably should have gave up then. But I went

900
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 14: to empty it out, and I found a few acrylic nails,

901
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 14: like some long acrylic nails.

902
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: I thought he just moved into this place, like from

903
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: other women that had been at a spot.

904
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 11: Is that what you mean?

905
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 10: That's what That's what he told.

906
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 14: Us could be apparently, and he supposed to just moved

907
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 14: in like the day before.

908
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 10: Okay, so you're finding these acrylic nails inside of.

909
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 5: The vacuum, which is why there a.

910
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: Crylic, you know, just any nails somebody else make nails, pile.

911
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 2: Of nails, nails in front of me.

912
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 3: It's absolutely disgusting.

913
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, why why is it such a turn off to you? Megan?

914
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,919
Speaker 10: What does that tell you?

915
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 14: It just was obviously another woman's I don't know if

916
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,919
Speaker 14: you had another girl over, like, if you have someone

917
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 14: there had the day before.

918
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: Me, Like, I have no idea.

919
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 3: Well, uh, we could ask him.

920
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, the easiest way to get to the bottom of

921
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 10: this is to just ask Logan directly, because I'll look

922
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 10: at that. He's on the other line right now. What

923
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 10: a weird coincidence.

924
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 6: Phone with the crylic nails in your hand?

925
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 10: Logan, Hey, Megan, how are you?

926
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 14: Hey?

927
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 10: Logan?

928
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 17: Oh, man, you're killing me here.

929
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 10: You're killing me.

930
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 14: Well, it kind of killed me to find other women's

931
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 14: nails in your vacuum when I and I saw the

932
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 14: new box for the vacuum, so it couldn't have been

933
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 14: an old vacuum.

934
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 10: Oh, this is incriminating.

935
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 17: Well, let me start off by saying, no, I do

936
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 17: not have a girlfriend. I do not have a wife.

937
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good start at that apartment.

938
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 10: Anyway, Let's get to who do the nails belong to?

939
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 10: Do you know?

940
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 17: They were probably my mom's nails, you know what, Logan?

941
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 14: No, Like, does your mom wear a hooker nails.

942
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 2: Mom, sexy nailes.

943
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 14: No, it was the kind that were like really long,

944
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 14: has all kinds of like little design. Yeah, not classie whatsoever.

945
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 14: Not classie whatsoever.

946
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 10: We don't know what Logan's mom does for a living.

947
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 10: It's not fair.

948
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: She's definitely not a classy light long nails could be classy.

949
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: Where are you gonna hate on that? I mean they could.

950
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: Does your mom have acrylic nails? That's the first question, Logan.

951
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 17: She does, and she's very in the fashion and she's

952
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 17: always dressing up and looking different. And why are your.

953
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 10: Mom's nails just popping off left and right inside of

954
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 10: your apartment?

955
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 11: Yeah?

956
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 3: Not very well done either.

957
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 9: Yeah nails alert?

958
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,479
Speaker 14: Yeah, like you just moved in? Was she just there?

959
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 17: I know it wasn't your mom's. Come on even if okay,

960
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 17: so even if I had, even if there's somebody else's,

961
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 17: it's like calling you like this isn't like I just

962
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 17: don't see how it matters what happened before you and

963
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 17: I hung out, like yes, literally the night though.

964
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 2: So he's young and he's dating whatever.

965
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 3: It's a bed though, he's not cheating.

966
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: If he was cheating, why would he call a radio

967
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: station to publicly call you for another date.

968
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 14: He didn't know that I had found those when he

969
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 14: called you at the radio. Okay, So now he was

970
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 14: saying it was his mom, and I'm saying, oh, maybe

971
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 14: it was somebody else's.

972
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 13: I mean, if you left a window open and they

973
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 13: just threw crows really like those shiny objects.

974
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 14: I mean, we should be going through this after our

975
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 14: first date. That's all I'm saying.

976
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 10: This is your last chance, logan, I mean, just full honesty.

977
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 17: Okay, So, yeah, they were another girl. You might even

978
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 17: know where?

979
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 3: Oh wait, who would know?

980
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,439
Speaker 10: Why would why would she know her?

981
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 17: The girl that came over from the department store. The

982
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 17: girl that worked there was helping me with other stuff

983
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 17: and she came over.

984
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 14: So you just stated everybody that I work with? Is

985
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 14: that what it is? But you work there too, at

986
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 14: an apartment store?

987
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,959
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh I thought you were another We.

988
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 14: Were walking around helping other customers and I met him,

989
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 14: and you know, interesting, I didn't know he was trying

990
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 14: to date the whole department store.

991
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 1: Okay, did you call your coworker hooker.

992
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 6: Exactly?

993
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: I mean I would recognize Alexis's nails if I found

994
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: them in my house.

995
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, to think of it. I think I know who

996
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 14: it is now, and thank just makes me so much.

997
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 10: We're angry, you know what, that's good? Use that anger

998
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 10: to get back at your coworker by going out with

999
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 10: Logan one more time. What you'll pay for that date?

1000
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 10: If you're willing to go out with him again? What

1001
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 10: do you think, Meghan?

1002
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 17: Listen, Megan, whatever happened before you and I met and

1003
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 17: hung out is whatever. Like I'm calling you. I had

1004
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 17: a good time with you. You're the one I want

1005
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 17: to see again. I'm over here car on a radio

1006
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 17: station just to try to get in touch with you,

1007
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 17: Like I don't know what else to do or how

1008
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 17: to convince you. But I mean, I'm calling you.

1009
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the department store worker of his heart.

1010
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 10: Yeah. We're running out of time here, so we desperately

1011
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 10: need an answer yes or no. Meghan, I really.

1012
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 14: Want to say yeah, but I feel like I feel

1013
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 14: like you should just maybe use that money and maybe

1014
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 14: six that girls Snails that I work with and try

1015
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 14: to ask her out on the gate, but.

1016
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 10: Better now that she doesn't have I didn't want to

1017
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 10: have to do this, but I'm gonna have to offer

1018
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 10: you another date with Megan's co worker, and we'll send

1019
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 10: you to the Hibachi grill on our dime.

1020
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 2: Don't go back to the same place.

1021
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 10: He needs to do the bacon trick for her.

1022
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 3: To see, we will not provide the bacon.

1023
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 10: Logan, You cool with that?

1024
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 17: Well, I call her up.

1025
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 10: Congratulations, Logan, we got to you another date, Just not

1026
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 10: what the person you really want to ride?

1027
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 11: All right, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1028
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 10: You know, he really didn't seem thrilled with getting another

1029
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 10: date at the end there, but uh yeah, Nevertheless, we're

1030
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 10: still going to chalk this up as a win.

1031
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 6: I mean, it doesn't matter who we got him a

1032
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 6: day with. It was another date.

1033
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: Though I liked how you liked the jealous girl better

1034
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 1: than the other one with the nails.

1035
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 10: I do have to say I was a little bit surprised. Well,

1036
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 10: I guess I'm not that surprised that Brooke was so

1037
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 10: cool with him hooking up with another girl the night

1038
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 10: before from the same department store that she works out

1039
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 10: That was still warm.

1040
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: I did realize they both worked at the same place,

1041
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: But isn't that just what dating is?

1042
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 2: Twenty four hour grace period, Yeah, twenty four hours barely.

1043
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 10: I would say, Brook. Not everybody is okay with that.

1044
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 10: Some people in this world prefer to wait for someone

1045
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 10: who's like, really actually means something to them. Yeah, changes,

1046
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,240
Speaker 10: can we agree to give people a little bit of grace?

1047
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: Though?

1048
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 10: Can we do that?

1049
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 9: I don't think Brooks.

1050
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 3: She was a little clingy, but sure.

1051
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, well I guess we're all going to disagree on

1052
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 10: this one.

1053
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 9: But hey, but we got him a dat and that's

1054
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 9: all that mattered.

1055
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: And really the theme of the whole thing is never

1056
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: clean a dude's apartment.

1057
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 2: It's always going to end.

1058
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 10: We learned, don't apartment. That's going to be the lesson today, brook.

1059
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 11: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1060
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 10: I gotta say it's pretty smart what the musical artists

1061
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 10: have started doing lately to make even more money. Like

1062
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 10: when they go when they go on a concert tour,

1063
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 10: they have a film crew follow them to turn it

1064
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 10: into a movie for all the people who miss the

1065
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 10: show or want to see the behind the scenes action.

1066
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: And then they re release a movie after they add

1067
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: some exclusives that you didn't get the first time.

1068
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 10: Let that money keep on rolling in.

1069
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, by the concert twice.

1070
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 10: That's why I've just hired a few people to follow

1071
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 10: me around the studio on Fridays to capture me in

1072
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 10: my entire musical process leading up to my big Friday performer.

1073
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in a film crew, you know,

1074
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: but it's your performance is free, jeff.

1075
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 10: This is how I have to make money. So that's

1076
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 10: what the film people are here for. If you see

1077
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 10: me go into the bathroom with a guy with a camera,

1078
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 10: don't think anything of it. It's all part of the

1079
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 10: big movie. Don't even go in there, no matter what

1080
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 10: you hear. I am planning for my stardom, which is

1081
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 10: gonna start right after I sing my brand new song

1082
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 10: of the week that's coming up right after this. It's

1083
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 10: time for my song of the week. It's broken Jeffrey

1084
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 10: in the morning. Well, I just want to let everybody

1085
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 10: know it doesn't matter where you live, or who you're with,

1086
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 10: or which of your daughters lost the state softball championship,

1087
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 10: doesn't matter. We all have one thing in common. Chances

1088
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 10: are you probably did not get everything done from your

1089
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 10: summer to do list.

1090
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: In fact, any of it. It feels like you just

1091
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 3: stop my foot like a child.

1092
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 10: It's true, Brooks, some of us got absolutely nothing done.

1093
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 10: Whatsoever you wanted that, Because here's the thing. Summertime is

1094
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:53,760
Speaker 10: about relaxing, not doing, and not working. I'm decompressing, not stressing.

1095
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to fit in every outdoor activity that I've

1096
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: thought about.

1097
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: In the last five years into a free period.

1098
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I'm sure your family just absolutely.

1099
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 2: Loves everybody, Jack, But.

1100
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 10: I will say this, I will say it is annoying

1101
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 10: when you set goals for yourself to accomplish that you

1102
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 10: never quite get to.

1103
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1104
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 10: Like, I'm totally gonna get my dog groomed this week,

1105
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 10: and then five months later he's trapped in a bush

1106
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 10: looking like Chewbacca's hobo cousin.

1107
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 9: Or I can't tell which is the bush and which

1108
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 9: is my dog?

1109
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 10: I know, and maybe just start over new dog. Or

1110
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 10: when Brooke promised her husband that she would shave her

1111
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 10: pits for their anniversary, but then her shirt came off

1112
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 10: that night, and oh it's Chewy's hobo cousin once again,

1113
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 10: And I'm not personally yeah, yeah, yeah, it's both of

1114
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 10: your anniversaries. Though, Remember that the thing is, I'm not

1115
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 10: just talking about grooming habits. It's all of the chores

1116
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 10: and all of the appointments and all of the personal

1117
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 10: goals that you told yourself. I'm definitely gonna get this done.

1118
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 10: Yeah tomorrow, Yeah, swarts are on today Tomorrow. I feel

1119
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 10: like most likely I'll probably get around to it, well,

1120
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 10: at least think about it again for sure.

1121
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 3: And the great thing about tomorrow is is always tomorrow.

1122
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 10: Yes, Because some of us are just natural procrastinators. And

1123
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,240
Speaker 10: instead of being ashamed about that, I think we need.

1124
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 4: To just own it, oh okay.

1125
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 10: And proudly sing about it. That's why today, instead of

1126
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 10: doing Carly ray Jepson's hit song call me maybe it's

1127
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 10: Young Jeffreys, call me lazy. Nah, own it jeff owing

1128
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 10: your inner procrastinator. It's totally fine, we all do it.

1129
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 10: I'm in a point when I'm ready, here we go point.

1130
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 10: It's August or there about. Still Christmas lights on my house.

1131
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 10: I swore I would take them down last winter, but

1132
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 10: I space so many deadlines. I've missed the irs heading pissed,

1133
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 10: I cross my heart and insist file them by next Monday.

1134
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 5: A laundry ain't folded, clean, fridged food is molded, trash

1135
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 5: can't overfloated.

1136
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 10: I'll do it tomorrow.

1137
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 18: Maybe I've got some work to My boss is waiting.

1138
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 18: I'll send that email once i'ms one sweeting. I bought

1139
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 18: a goldfish that needed feeding, but now he's into inverted sleeping.

1140
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 10: I met a shitzo bite it gave me.

1141
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 4: I skipped the doctor. Now I've got rabies.

1142
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 10: Like every current fly, I keep the leging.

1143
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 17: I put the pro in procrasts in mating.

1144
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 10: I will stop the toilet overflowing. After one more episode

1145
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 10: of Cheeks. My mother gave me a call. I hit

1146
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 10: ignore on them all. We spoke ten minutes last fall.

1147
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 10: So yeah, I need my space. I plan to rent

1148
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 10: a fifth wheel and see this country for real, then

1149
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,240
Speaker 10: watch some old key and peel and never left my driveway.

1150
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 10: A date night was going clan feat I was holding

1151
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 10: for got the next morning. Now we gotta whoop.

1152
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:11,720
Speaker 18: See babies lights on my dashboard, ignore them.

1153
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 3: Daily like I be airy.

1154
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 10: My car is slaming.

1155
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 18: My insurance just expired in twenty eighteen. Sure, I'll make plans,

1156
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 18: but I'm probably flaking block busarental.

1157
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 10: I bet they hate me.

1158
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,280
Speaker 4: They'd be in business if I paid my late themes.

1159
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 18: I got some money from more.

1160
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 10: Than jay Z.

1161
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 18: I go some harder than Patris Wazy on Christmas.

1162
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 10: Morning, I wake up while screaming, oh crap, for gotcha,

1163
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 10: jam trap, stop imming glad trash bags. I'll just breeze

1164
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 10: myself again.

1165
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 18: I don't need no bad don't ve my life fast.

1166
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 10: I'm like a mule half am. Just I do want

1167
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 10: to propose to you, but we've only been together like

1168
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 10: what eight or ninety years? Do you really want to

1169
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,720
Speaker 10: rush me on this? For god, Hey, I'm in debt,

1170
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:10,320
Speaker 10: but it doesn't pad me. You don't get stress lines

1171
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 10: when you're this lazy.

1172
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 18: In June, I plan some beach body training and now

1173
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 18: sim it's over and I'm beach waiting.

1174
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 10: Could have bought some applestock back in the eighties instead

1175
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 10: I waited.

1176
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 4: Don't put crass a shame me. I just need a.

1177
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 10: Little time and I'll get on that.

1178
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 18: I'll get those holes patched in three two, one month,

1179
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 18: max swear.

1180
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 9: I'm not rushing this off.

1181
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 18: I've just been so slammed, hit every traffic jam.

1182
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 4: But don't call me lazy.

1183
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, jam wire. All procrastinators always so busy.

1184
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 10: We're just planning for the future.

1185
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 6: I need it.

1186
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 3: I'm busy, thank you, that's right. I'm out tomorrow.

1187
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 10: Always busy up here, not so busy if you're down here.

1188
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 13: Yeah, I see, I feel a curtain back too much.

1189
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 13: But Jeff's been trying to sing the song for like

1190
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 13: a month.

1191
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 10: Yes, I did it, Okay, finally final get off my back.

1192
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 10: So there you go. That's my song of the week.

1193
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 10: You could text it in seven eight five nine two.

1194
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 10: Tell us what you thought about it. We're going to

1195
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 10: post the video up on all of our socials at

1196
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey. If we are going to do that today,

1197
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 10: we're going to do that today, Digital Jake.

1198
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 3: I want to watch it tomorrow drug.

1199
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 10: From Digital Jake. We'll see when it goes up, but

1200
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 10: it'll be up eventually. And that's your song of the week.

1201
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1202
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 10: Textas seventy eight five ninety two says, I keep forgetting

1203
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 10: to clip my nails, like it's been months now. My

1204
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 10: eight year old mentioned that I look like Edward Scissor

1205
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 10: hands on YouTube lot.

1206
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 3: I don't even want to know what your toes look like.

1207
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 10: Hey, nice, I'm an eight year old for knowing who Edward's.

1208
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 10: If you missed it, dun sad, I was singing the

1209
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 10: Carl Ray Jepson hit from twenty twelve, Call Me Maybe.

1210
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 10: I sang my own version called call me Lazy. All

1211
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 10: the procrastinators who are feeling like they put their entire

1212
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 10: list of summer responsibilities off. I'm one of them for

1213
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 10: us And gosh, I'm not even taping this teas until

1214
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 10: almost noon. I should have done this hours ago. But

1215
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 10: we're getting some feedback on the textpoort here, Brook, what

1216
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 10: are you saying?

1217
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 3: I like this one.

1218
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: This says I was supposed to break up with my

1219
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: boyfriend after the holidays. Oh oh, but that was in

1220
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: twenty eleven. Now I've been married over a decade.

1221
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 3: I'll get to it one day.

1222
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 6: It kind of stuck.

1223
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, un, I mean that's one way to have

1224
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 3: a long lasting marriage.

1225
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1226
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 10: But if you missed it, if you want to hear

1227
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 10: it again or share it with someone who's a little

1228
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 10: behind on their task list, go to Brook and Jeffrey

1229
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 10: on TikTok, Facebook, Insta, or check out our YouTube page.

1230
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 10: Subscribe you can see all the videos of the songs there.

1231
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey.

1232
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 15: In the morning, we have a new player on the

1233
00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 15: phone named Erica, who is a retired from the Navy,

1234
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 15: And I'll tell you this Erica.

1235
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 10: Everyone in this room is saluting right now, except for Brook,

1236
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 10: who has her back turned for some reason. Just a game,

1237
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 10: come on, like competitiveness against the entire art forces.

1238
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, my brother in law also retired from the Navy.

1239
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 10: All right, okay, so.

1240
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, I.

1241
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 3: Really appreciate what you have done for this country.

1242
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 11: Erica, thank you, Brook.

1243
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 10: But I have the anger in her when she said it.

1244
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,919
Speaker 3: But but I am going to annihilate you in this game.

1245
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: Wow wow, I mean you expected that though, Erica.

1246
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 16: Right, well, we'll see.

1247
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 2: Okay, that's awesome.

1248
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 3: She's like, what am I going to.

1249
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,919
Speaker 10: Let's send Brook out of the studio for a second, Erica.

1250
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 10: While she leaves, we'll explain the rules. You got thirty

1251
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 10: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1252
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 10: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

1253
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 10: to beat Brook outright to win. Are you ready?

1254
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1255
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 10: All right, good luck. Your time starts now. The Sega

1256
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 10: Genesis gaming system was released on this day in what.

1257
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 11: Decade, nineteen ninety.

1258
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 10: A terrapin refers to what type of animal?

1259
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 14: I say it again?

1260
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 10: A terrapin refers to what type of animal? A song

1261
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 10: what tennis tournament has a famous all white dress code

1262
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,959
Speaker 10: name the famous the female musician who was originally born

1263
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 10: with the name Destiny Hope. What was the official language

1264
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 10: spoken in ancient Rome?

1265
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 16: Ah?

1266
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 10: Okay, quick review of your own performance there, Erica.

1267
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 1: I don't think I did very well.

1268
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 10: Okay, honest with yourself. I do see on my phone

1269
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:55,919
Speaker 10: screener here that you work out three hours every single day.

1270
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:56,479
Speaker 11: What?

1271
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 10: Yes, what do you do?

1272
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 3: Don't you get bored?

1273
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 14: Well, I do a little bit, but I part of

1274
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 14: it is an hour of abdominals and then I do

1275
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 14: two hours on.

1276
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 16: My elliptical machine and I read and I watch movies.

1277
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my, I could hear your muscles through the phone.

1278
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 3: Well, that's amazing.

1279
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 10: You are dedicated. We're gonna give you Jose's phone number

1280
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 10: so you two can swap exercise tips and tricks because

1281
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 10: Jose has a bunch.

1282
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1283
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, I like to cry in the shower for thirty minutes.

1284
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, good core workout.

1285
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 9: And if you make the water really hot, you sweat.

1286
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it's healthy to cry.

1287
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, put that into your routine.

1288
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I will do that.

1289
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 10: Turn you ready, Yeah, your time starts now. The Sega

1290
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 10: Genesis gaming system was released on this day in.

1291
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 3: What decades, oh gosh, eighties.

1292
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 10: A terrapin referred to what type of animal?

1293
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 3: Terrapin? Is it a bird?

1294
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 10: What tennis tournament has a famous all white dress code?

1295
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 3: British Open named the female.

1296
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 10: Musician who was originally born with the name Destiny Hope

1297
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 10: Hope uh past. What was the official language spoken in

1298
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 10: Ancient Rome?

1299
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 11: Roman?

1300
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 3: The Roan language sounds like we're going to Roman numerals.

1301
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 3: It's probably Latin.

1302
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 10: Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose Lucky Erica.

1303
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 9: You got one correct?

1304
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: God, it was rough Erica for me too. It was.

1305
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 10: For number one us A you you and you also got.

1306
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 3: Time?

1307
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 10: Does go to the house on these Erica?

1308
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 3: I'm just lucky. It wasn't a push up competition.

1309
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's get these answers in the Sega Genesis gaming

1310
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 10: system released on this day back in the nineteen eighties

1311
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 10: nineteen eighty nine. Specifically, a terrapin is a type of turtle. Yeah,

1312
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 10: they're the mascot for the University of Maryland.

1313
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I know from Maryland.

1314
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 11: Oh.

1315
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 10: Interesting tennis tournament that has the all white dress code

1316
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 10: is Wimbledon brook Is that the same as it's like

1317
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 10: the British Open, but it's called Wimbledon, so you gotta.

1318
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 3: Say wimbled not regal enough for it.

1319
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 10: The famous female musician originally born with the name Destiny Hope,

1320
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 10: she's known as Miley Cyrus changed it to Miley because

1321
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 10: she was so smiley.

1322
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that Miley is a more normal name

1323
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: than the one that you know, like, well, it's a celebrity,

1324
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 1: not her right, So he was like Destiny, Destiny Hope, Yeah, stupid.

1325
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 10: The official language spoken in ancient Rome that was Latin.

1326
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: And sorry to any Destiny's listening, like, it's a great name.

1327
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: Just Destiny and Hope together is a little redundant to yeah,

1328
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: our bad our, bad great name Erica.

1329
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,479
Speaker 10: Sorry, couldn't get the victory there, but just for playing,

1330
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 10: We're gonna hook you up with Brooke and Jeffrey swag.

1331
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 11: Oh sweet, thank you.

1332
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 10: We'll be back to Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday

1333
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.