1 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: I was about to say, there's probably no person in 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 1: Hollywood I would say, I'm objectively afraid of more than 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: Michael Jai. 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 2: White actually, or just like the fist fight. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: Like a fist fight, I truly fear for my life 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: if I were to go truly attempt one on one 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 1: with Michael Jaiwah. 8 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. 9 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 2: I also get the feeling that he wouldn't be with 10 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 2: any of my nonsense. You know what I'm saying, Like, 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 2: I don't think you would find me funny. Mmm, he'd 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 2: be like, actually, that's a great problem in our community. 13 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 1: I said, if you don't get your big ass. 14 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: Out of here, fuck, can't your ass back on the box? 15 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: Think I would be growing. 16 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 4: Chips in yours A Kalians. 17 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: A racist, the. 18 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 4: Money's turn stuff. 19 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 2: I can't tell me. Come, let me take you on 20 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 2: a party ride. I'll teach you, teach you, teach you 21 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 2: the Electric Slide. Welcome little Mamas and gentiles alike to 22 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 2: another phenomenal episode of My Mama. 23 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep deep in 24 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: the pockets of black conspiracy theories and. 25 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove that George Foreman was not 26 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 2: only one of the most prominent African American boxers of 27 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 2: all time. He was also one of the most prominent 28 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 2: mixed race boxers of all time. Mixed with what you asked? 29 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 2: Baby that man? What's that baby? Look at that face? 30 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 2: Look at that little baby face. I'm David. 31 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 4: Man. 32 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: That was That was a journey. 33 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 2: That was good. 34 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: It took me somewhere. 35 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 2: I was. 36 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: I was like, where is this going? What was he 37 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: mixed with him and baby wasn't what I thought? 38 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 2: It was good. I kind of got a zig when 39 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 2: they say. 40 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: You know, yeah, that's a twist. 41 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 2: That was. 42 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: That was the sixth sense ending if I ever had one. 43 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 2: I love it. I'm glad, I'm glad you got you. 44 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: You move me. I'm Likeston Herman, and I am I 45 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: am pleased with your work today so far, sir. 46 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 2: Before we started, kind of want to get this out 47 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 2: of the way because I feel it's like it's gonna 48 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 2: come up. Yeah. Yes, my face does have a bit 49 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 2: of chemical burns on it, and I'm just gonna I'm 50 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 2: gonna be honest with you the listeners. A lot of 51 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 2: you guys know you know we work in Hollywood, likes 52 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:56,839 Speaker 2: to and I oh, it's very no, it's a very 53 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 2: vain business. It's very it's very vanity driven. 54 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: If I may, I I and I know you're laying 55 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: down a little bit of pavement here somehow, But I 56 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: would like to remind our sweet listeners that you in 57 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: fact live in Denver, Colorado. 58 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:19,839 Speaker 2: You don't do that to me. Don't be like that. 59 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 2: I got shows on max, I got shows on Netflix. 60 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: Don't do no, no no. And you're absolutely are a 61 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: very talented person. You're you are working always. This is 62 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: not a belittlement of the career, but it is sort 63 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: of a recognition of your distance from the stereotype that 64 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: you are person you are currently selling to us. 65 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 2: I'm telling you that I live under the same beauty 66 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 2: standards as we all do. I live under you live 67 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 2: under the same thing. Right. So yeah, some night, some nights, 68 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 2: you go out, you have a show, you have a 69 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 2: good show. Ye come back to your house. You're buzz. 70 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 2: You're not drunk, but your buzz. 71 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: You you got a little something going. 72 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 2: You are buzz for a Friday evening and you go 73 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 2: to the bathroom. You're doing your nightly routine and. 74 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: It's it's I imagine going a little slower than usual, slower. 75 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 2: You are listening to uh, you know DJ academics reaction 76 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 2: videos on YouTube. Wall brushing your teeth, You go to 77 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 2: your bathroom closet, you realize that you have an emergency 78 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 2: box of texturizer, and you think. 79 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 1: Whoa, I'm gonna pause you there when you say emergency. 80 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 2: What do you mean? You know, like if I have 81 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 2: to get wavy? Now? Wait, so you're saying that you 82 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,159 Speaker 2: have like I don't love this, I don't love this. 83 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: You have a product saved where you're like, motherfucker, you 84 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: got a meeting in twelve minutes. 85 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 2: Well it takes out the good stuff. Well, for course 86 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 2: hair it takes twenty six to thirty minutes. But m yeah, yeah, 87 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 2: yeah yeah. So and then I was like, you know what, 88 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,839 Speaker 2: let's go. Yeah, you know, because you don't know you 89 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 2: got you have good hair because of the mixture. 90 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. 91 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 2: I have tight coils, deep deep from the jungle. Deep 92 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 2: tight coils. It's like the like the shackles that were 93 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 2: placed upon our people on the ships. That's how tight. 94 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 2: And I just wanted to loosen up those curls a 95 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 2: little bit. 96 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 1: I got you, I got you. 97 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 2: In the in the hair as well as the beard. 98 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,840 Speaker 1: And then so that's where we fucked up. 99 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 2: Okay, that's where we fucked die. 100 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: I was waiting for the point. I didn't know if 101 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: you had like put so much in that it had 102 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: dripped down and scarred your face like the joker. 103 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:10,039 Speaker 2: I just it was just I put some in my beard, 104 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 2: and then I was. 105 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: Man, no, that's not what you're supposed to do. I 106 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: don't think. 107 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 2: And then also a nigga was watching Yellowstone because that 108 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,919 Speaker 2: shit's gripping, it is, it's very good. So I was 109 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 2: watching Yellowstone and I just and then I kind of 110 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 2: got wow. And then and then yeah, I got some 111 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,479 Speaker 2: a little bit. Uh, there's like some some plantation and 112 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,159 Speaker 2: then my hair is is straight. 113 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 5: Wait a minute, you gave yourself the loon, you fucked 114 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 5: up and texturize yourself to be goddamn puffy in there. 115 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 4: Don't I need a Girl Part two video? 116 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:02,479 Speaker 2: Like I said, it's twenty six to thirty for coarse hair. 117 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 2: Yellowstone episodes are so so long, and then you're also tipsy, 118 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 2: so you think it's just supposed to be burning. 119 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: This nigga's over here with hair like Detroit red underneath. 120 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 2: That was what it was like. It's like Spike is 121 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 2: burning Spike is burning, it's burning spike. 122 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: This nigga gave himself a Detroit red yeah on his 123 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: goddamn face. 124 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy, man. Honestly, the beard not 125 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 2: that much different. 126 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 1: You gotta go natural now. 127 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 2: I'm never gonna do that again. I'm never gonna do 128 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 2: It's just man. I mean it's because if you my 129 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 2: hair is always so curly. It's a little boy. You 130 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 2: go to the Sallies with your mom or whatever Korean 131 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 2: owned black beauty supply store, and you can see these strong, 132 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 2: virile men on these boxes. You remember the boxes. 133 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: Of course, that's that's the main sale. 134 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 2: These guys look like a crime fighting team and you 135 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 2: want a piece of that. Yeah, and they make you 136 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 2: think that it's a box away. Truly. 137 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,840 Speaker 1: What's so fascinating is I always wonder what happens to 138 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 1: those men because they're so gorgeous. 139 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 2: Why they never stepped up and claimed all the pussy 140 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 2: that they've clearly. 141 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, why are you not on the cover of 142 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 1: every magazine? Why are you not Denzel Washington. 143 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 2: At least the Shade Room. 144 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're. 145 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,719 Speaker 2: Gonna get Jeremy Weeks get more popular than you. Is 146 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 2: that what your name was, I don't know, but yeah, 147 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 2: sounds right to me. Light Skins, the light skinned guy 148 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: that everybody who had the mug shot. 149 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah you're talking about, uh prison Bay. 150 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah he can get somebody like guys. 151 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 2: Those guys don't that. 152 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: Is I'll tell you this. Prison Bay can't be on 153 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 1: no on no wave box. 154 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,880 Speaker 2: Damn niggers was wet. 155 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, they were. They fucking had it and so you 156 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 1: had it. 157 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 4: Like they have to be. 158 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 1: They have to be like finding these guys and like 159 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:12,120 Speaker 1: rehab centers and beard fucking like there's that island where 160 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,560 Speaker 1: all the pedophiles live in New York, Like they have 161 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: to be like getting. 162 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 4: You know what I mean, they have to tratting. 163 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 2: That was a New York joke for you. 164 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 5: Was just a shade in New York City, Hey pedophiles 165 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 5: that now. 166 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:32,440 Speaker 2: It's not me. 167 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's happening to these guys that 168 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,679 Speaker 1: keeps them so trapped in the in the box world. 169 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 2: What I worry is it's actually a sad story. Like 170 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 2: we're gonna get a documentary, oh. 171 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: That this is like some sort of like sex cult 172 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: that so. 173 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,679 Speaker 2: You know what I mean, it's gonna be like I 174 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 2: was in the Zulu Nation, It's gonna be something you 175 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 2: didn't want to have happened happen. 176 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. There's like that that uh, 177 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,719 Speaker 1: that world where like these older people now are poaching 178 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:12,439 Speaker 1: young TikTokers and making them like live in these houses 179 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:16,679 Speaker 1: together and sort of like train up making videos until 180 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:20,680 Speaker 1: they're ready to be their own star that escapes from. 181 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,680 Speaker 2: I'm sort of for that. That's what Korea is doing, 182 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 2: and that's how they got better than us at R 183 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 2: and B. 184 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,480 Speaker 1: Now, I'm not saying that there isn't some value to 185 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: it if you have consenting parties, but I am saying 186 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: that when you poach someone that young, I don't know 187 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,720 Speaker 1: that you truly ever get their consent. I think you 188 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:43,719 Speaker 1: get a fucking child being like yeah, yeah, I'll do that, 189 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,200 Speaker 1: and then you know, a year and a half in, 190 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: they're like, I think I'm being molested. 191 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 2: I don't, I don't need to, no, no, I. 192 00:10:54,480 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: I just think there's there's something probably predatory happen to 193 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: the niggas on the fucking boxes. 194 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, because it's like it just doesn't 195 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 2: make sense that they haven't stepped up into the culture. 196 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 2: Yet Yeah, you know what I mean, it's I would 197 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,800 Speaker 2: have you would have claimed it, right, like absolutely, let 198 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 2: me pull this let me pull this guy for you. 199 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: There's no fucking way that I would go a day, 200 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: a single day without reminding people that I am the 201 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: the nigga from Just for Men, Come on, whatever the 202 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: thing is, sixty styling, come on dogs. Everywhere everywhere I go, 203 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,400 Speaker 1: I'd be telling people I'm this guy. 204 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:46,679 Speaker 2: The one. If you scroll down the guy on the 205 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:51,200 Speaker 2: extra Strength kit, he looks like Michael JAHI White. Mmmm, 206 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,359 Speaker 2: that might just be Michael White. 207 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,319 Speaker 1: That's Michael Hi what. 208 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 2: They got the same thing. They got him young, They 209 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,199 Speaker 2: got him in nineteen seventy four when he was thirty eight. 210 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,559 Speaker 2: Because that niggas a hundred. 211 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: Right, Michael Jai White. 212 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 2: I think he's very old, is he? Yeah, he's just buf. 213 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 1: Believe it or not, we have a conspiracy for today. 214 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,080 Speaker 1: We talked about this right before we jumped on. But 215 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,440 Speaker 1: in light of the holiday season, it is in fact 216 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:28,319 Speaker 1: the holiday season, and we don't give a fuck which 217 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,680 Speaker 1: holiday that is for you. I give it doesn't mean 218 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 1: a goddamn thing to us, but celebrate however you choose 219 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 1: to celebrate. And in light of that, we said we 220 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 1: were going to say, my mama told me there's a 221 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 1: war on Christmas. 222 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, come on, come on, I love this one. 223 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 1: You love this. I was worried. I was worried this 224 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: wouldn't sit well with you. But I'm excited. Tell me everything. 225 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,080 Speaker 1: You know. 226 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 2: Oh, I love it because I think it's for stupid people. 227 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,720 Speaker 1: Like the entire concept of a war on Christmas is shutout. 228 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're stupid. Well, eighty percent of households in this 229 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 2: country still celebrate Christmas. You win, you win. We're not 230 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 2: gonna overtake you white guys or you're Judeo Christian holiday 231 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 2: that all this consumerism is based around. We're so upside down. 232 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 2: We got Jews celebrating Christmas. I know a lot of 233 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,360 Speaker 2: Jewish people who do both. Christmas won. We won. It's 234 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 2: not even a shut up. Oh, because you have to 235 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,720 Speaker 2: say happy Holidays. That's your big problem. It's still Christmas. 236 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,760 Speaker 2: You don't got to go to work on Christmas. You 237 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:51,119 Speaker 2: gotta go to work every fucking day. Hanika though, yeah 238 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. 239 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. It does feel like. 240 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 2: I think legally you can't even ask for kwans off. 241 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 2: I don't think you're even allowed to. 242 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 1: They're like, hey, man, don't say that. 243 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,720 Speaker 2: We know it's made up. 244 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:08,000 Speaker 1: Don't say that, because now you're making me feel weird 245 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 1: as a boss. And I didn't even want to be 246 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 1: that guy. But you know how, you know I'm not 247 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,440 Speaker 1: fucking giving you that stupid ass holiday. 248 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 2: You know, damn well, you don't celebrate no Quansah, go 249 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 2: break down these boxes. 250 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: You good? 251 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,040 Speaker 4: You know good? 252 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 1: And god damn well, I wasn't about to give you 253 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: quans of days off. 254 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,280 Speaker 2: Yo. I know I were Facebook friends. I saw your 255 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 2: throwing apart. 256 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 4: I know you DJ, I know all your secrets, my man. 257 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, were you ever Facebook friends with like coworkers? Yeah? 258 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 1: When I was stitching, Yeah, I had a few that 259 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: I was really friends with that I didn't I never. 260 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 2: I never, like maybe one or two. I never added them. 261 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,880 Speaker 1: I knew which ones I could be and which ones 262 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,280 Speaker 1: I couldn't be. Like, there were some teachers who like, 263 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,080 Speaker 1: if they saw me out partying, we're gonna bring judgment 264 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 1: back to school. And then there were some that were like, 265 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 1: I would have been there if you would have invited me. 266 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 2: You know what, I mean like, yeah, yeah, this was 267 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 2: in the cracking days. 268 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is when I was. This is when I 269 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: was blacking out on cracking. 270 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, blacking off cracking. 271 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: I was blacking on cracking then waking up and they're like, so, kids, 272 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: the decimal system, what did we think of Sylvia palass. 273 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 2: And they were like, mister cracking, why do you smell 274 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,200 Speaker 2: like a bodega they called? 275 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: They knew already there. Yeah, this is drunk on cracking. 276 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 2: I get to oh man, uh but yeah, so to 277 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 2: say I say all that, to say I, I it's 278 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 2: so funny. The war on all this stuff is like, 279 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:58,920 Speaker 2: do I think there are legitimate wars on some social constructs? Yeah? Sure, Christmas, 280 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,320 Speaker 2: I don't think is one worth even talking about? 281 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: I agree. I wonder if there's any benefit to playing 282 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: some devil's advocate inside of this, Yeah, for the benefit 283 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: of of sort of like, let's let's create a little 284 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: bit of chaos to be. 285 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 2: A Oh you don't want it to be you don't 286 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 2: want it to be an eighteen minute podcast. 287 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was hoping not to be. 288 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 2: Uh. I think that. 289 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 1: I think what they're with what people are claiming when 290 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: they say that there is a war on Christmas is 291 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: not just rooted in like the literal happy holidays of 292 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: it all, but more in like the larger fear of 293 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: the United States, no longer reflecting the values that they 294 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: claim it was built on right, that like, this is 295 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: a transforming nation, and they would claim that the transformation 296 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:58,200 Speaker 1: itself is being reflected in the holidays of it all. 297 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,320 Speaker 2: Outside of but that's what I'm saying, outside of you 298 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 2: having to say happy holidays. Let's be honest. And I 299 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 2: love them. Yeah, I'll start by saying that I love them, 300 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,120 Speaker 2: big fan. Is this I really gaining ground? 301 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:37,640 Speaker 4: Oh No, I've never thought about that at all. I'm 302 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 4: not getting new recruits. 303 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 2: Ever. I don't think they're gaining. I think they're keeping it. 304 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,160 Speaker 2: I think they're keeping it. I think shout out to Philadelphia. 305 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,919 Speaker 2: I think they're I think they're doing good. But I 306 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,880 Speaker 2: don't think, at least in my lifetime, I don't think 307 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:57,880 Speaker 2: there's been like some ground swell of any other religion. 308 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 2: If anybody's coming up, it's the witches. That's the only 309 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,439 Speaker 2: bitches I've seen more of now than from when I 310 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 2: was a kid. And nobody even believes you. You dizzy ding. 311 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:12,480 Speaker 1: Dong' I would say it's it's witches, and scientologists are 312 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,160 Speaker 1: are the only people that I've seen make are real 313 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:18,159 Speaker 1: fucking like whoa where'd that come from? 314 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:23,360 Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, and even scientologists. Do you know scientologists 315 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 2: who don't live in California? Mm hmmm, exactly, No, not 316 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:28,480 Speaker 2: a one, exactly. 317 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 1: I've met some people that that don't live in Californifornia 318 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: that identify as former scientologists. 319 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,120 Speaker 2: Because I've never met at California. 320 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, they like escaped and now they drive a cab 321 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: in Minnesota and they're they're happier, but also got a 322 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,879 Speaker 1: story to tell and even if you didn't ask for it, 323 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:46,719 Speaker 1: they're gonna tell you. 324 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. 325 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: But na, I don't know any active scientologists and like 326 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 1: fucking Chicago. 327 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,600 Speaker 2: Bro, I don't even know any scientologists out of La County. 328 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. 329 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,639 Speaker 1: You're saying you get to Orange and they're like, I 330 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,760 Speaker 1: ain't doing that bullshit. 331 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 2: I think maybe you get to Orange. I'm saying you 332 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,680 Speaker 2: go north. No, I got you Like in the Bay, 333 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 2: I never knew anyone, and they got some weird religions 334 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,119 Speaker 2: up there. You could get away with pretty much anything, damn. 335 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 2: So that's all I'm saying with. 336 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 1: This devastating news for those Muslims out there. 337 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,919 Speaker 2: I can feel if Carlos is like he's firing up 338 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,440 Speaker 2: his computer right now. 339 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:34,200 Speaker 5: He is typing with the ferocity he has never typed before. 340 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 2: I don't think he's typing. I think he's dictating to 341 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 2: his girlfriend, maybe agreedous. 342 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,440 Speaker 1: First of all, the fact that you think that man 343 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: has a girlfriend is insane. 344 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 2: Girlfriend, that's insane. There was no way if every if 345 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,120 Speaker 2: everybody on six hundred Pound Life can get a girlfriend, 346 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:58,879 Speaker 2: Carlos can get a people get girlfriends and boyfriends. 347 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,440 Speaker 1: I think that the reason that the people on six 348 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 1: hundred Pound Life are able to find their partners is 349 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,800 Speaker 1: because they have a good enough heart on the inside. 350 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,639 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? That's why that show is so fun, 351 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 2: because they're trash. 352 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 1: They're bad people. 353 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,239 Speaker 2: A bunch of them are kind of bad people WHOA 354 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:18,080 Speaker 2: you never watched it? 355 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,119 Speaker 1: I always thought that was no. I've never watched a 356 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 1: moment of it. 357 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, you should watch it. Sometimes they've got 358 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 2: of bad people because the doctor calls them out. They'll 359 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,439 Speaker 2: be like, I don't know what's happening. Needs to be like, 360 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,960 Speaker 2: you keep eating pizza? 361 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,320 Speaker 1: Can I tell you why? I've never watched it. Can 362 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,600 Speaker 1: I be completely honest, why I've never watched it? 363 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 2: Come on, it's Christmas. Go crazy. 364 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm still a bigot, and and I don't 365 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: want to know how I really feel. 366 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,080 Speaker 2: That's not you got to push yourself to the You 367 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,360 Speaker 2: gotta know where you gotta know you. It's just you. 368 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 1: Nah, But that I don't. I think some stuff we 369 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,920 Speaker 1: don't need to find out. And maybe I don't want 370 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,159 Speaker 1: to be that guy, you know what. 371 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 2: I mean, Like you're too judgmental. 372 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 1: I think there might ugliness might come out in me 373 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 1: when I'm watching that that I don't want to find 374 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,159 Speaker 1: it interesting. 375 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,119 Speaker 2: But I mean because it's like, but when you watch it, 376 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 2: you do feel for the situation. 377 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: And I'm scared I won't Wow, I'm scared I'll just 378 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,119 Speaker 1: spend the whole time with my arms folded, being like, 379 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. 380 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:26,920 Speaker 2: Can I say this is this is the first ever 381 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 2: true villain turn I've ever seen you take. 382 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:36,960 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want that to be true, right, 383 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,719 Speaker 1: Like I do genuinely want to feel all the feelings 384 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 1: that the storyline is trying to guide me towards. I 385 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: want to feel like I'm an empathetic person. I am 386 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 1: a caring individual. I don't want hate in my heart, 387 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 1: but I'm scared there might be hate in my heart, 388 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,120 Speaker 1: and I don't want to explore. 389 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 2: That is hate. What you think is? I don't know, 390 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,960 Speaker 2: but I don't want to. 391 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: I don't want to short change it by like being 392 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 1: like disrespect discredit. 393 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 2: No. 394 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,040 Speaker 1: If I if I truly don't have like a real 395 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 1: reaction inside of that, I think I'm a hateful person 396 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,320 Speaker 1: and I don't want to be hateful. So I'm just 397 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,200 Speaker 1: gonna leave that alone. 398 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 2: Wow, that's I don't It's like, I understand the restraint, right, 399 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 2: because you're keeping yourself and that's that's difficult, right. You 400 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 2: have discipline in your in your villain villainry. Yeah, I 401 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 2: think though, Wow, that's so complicated. I never felt that. 402 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 2: I just am always like, you know, oh it's three am. 403 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,040 Speaker 2: I'm in Cleveland. Let's watch something that makes me feel 404 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 2: better about me. You know, who can I judge on 405 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 2: the TV? I need to judge somebody. 406 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 1: You're like, these seem like easy targets over here. 407 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 2: Come on, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to 408 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,200 Speaker 2: play it a high difficulty at three am. 409 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 4: Who is at there? Lois tonight, Dear TV. 410 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:21,680 Speaker 2: Guid Come on, I need somebody who has possibly more 411 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:26,680 Speaker 2: room service in the bed with them than I do. No, 412 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I cut that out, But there was 413 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,160 Speaker 2: a time. 414 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: Oh man, Well, I will say to the question of 415 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,879 Speaker 1: the war on Christmas, one of the things that I 416 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: briefly looked up a few things that relates to this conversation. Oh, 417 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: but we need to throw to a break, so maybe 418 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,920 Speaker 1: we should. Yeah, let's take a break and then we'll 419 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 1: come back and we'll talk about some of the brief 420 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:56,200 Speaker 1: research that I did relating to this. All right, Yeah, 421 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,600 Speaker 1: we'll be right back. 422 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,000 Speaker 2: Just talk. 423 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:10,479 Speaker 1: My mama told me we're calling upon you because we 424 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 1: have new merch. We have very exciting merch that we 425 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,679 Speaker 1: are now selling and it's fucking great. We love it 426 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,200 Speaker 1: so much. 427 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,639 Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy. 428 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 429 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 430 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,160 Speaker 2: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 431 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 2: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then 432 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,199 Speaker 2: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 433 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,480 Speaker 2: a coofie on it. Since my mama told me and 434 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 2: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 435 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 2: which is who you are. 436 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to Ma 437 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 1: Mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com where you can 438 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,800 Speaker 1: see all of our merch. You can buy shit pre 439 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,640 Speaker 1: order now, but December tenth you can buy it for real, 440 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,240 Speaker 1: for real, and we want you to have all the 441 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 1: sweet stuff, so get it. 442 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,280 Speaker 3: I want you to know this, if your prayers include 443 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,159 Speaker 3: me to stop drinking, stop smoking, and stop having fun 444 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,920 Speaker 3: and stop watching these little bitches spop there as if 445 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,440 Speaker 3: your prayers include any of those things and not gonna work, 446 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 3: because I'm rejecting them all, and I will be continuing 447 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 3: in my saying we could add motherfucking waves. 448 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,280 Speaker 2: I gets it that the way you want to put 449 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,520 Speaker 2: we are back. I think our souls have been laid 450 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 2: batter this episode. I think so. 451 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:31,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, we've really opened up into some of our are 452 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,200 Speaker 1: darker maybe thoughts. 453 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 454 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,560 Speaker 1: But I hope that that comforts the listener a little bit. 455 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 1: I hope you guys know that we do consider this 456 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,280 Speaker 1: a safe space to open our hearts. 457 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I hope that that convinces you to walk 458 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 2: in your truth and really look and see how you 459 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 2: feel about my six hundred pound life, yeah, or the 460 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,120 Speaker 2: one about Little Women in Atlanta. 461 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: M m mmm. 462 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:01,160 Speaker 2: Really, whichever show has the bodies that you judge the most, 463 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,399 Speaker 2: really look inside of yourself and say, why, why? Why? 464 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: Why do why do I feel that way? Why do 465 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 1: I gain power from whatever these people are losing? 466 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,880 Speaker 2: You know what I think is crazy is how come 467 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,640 Speaker 2: there's no black albinos show yet? Damn doesn't that seem 468 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 2: like it seems like it's right there. We all have 469 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,600 Speaker 2: known one. 470 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,160 Speaker 1: I've known too. 471 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,960 Speaker 2: I've seen and serily own there's a ton of them. 472 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,440 Speaker 2: Oh really, Oh yeah, you see him pretty much every 473 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 2: time you go out. 474 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,880 Speaker 1: We didn't. We did an episode a long time ago 475 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 1: about black albinos, which I think, if I'm not mistaken, 476 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:42,679 Speaker 1: the conspiracy was that if you have sex in the daytime, 477 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,640 Speaker 1: your baby's gonna come out albino. 478 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,679 Speaker 2: That that's not the numbers just start there for that. 479 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,199 Speaker 2: The numbers are just you know how many of us 480 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,360 Speaker 2: are day nut babies. 481 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,840 Speaker 1: That's just like, it's just too I don't Oh yeah, 482 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,440 Speaker 1: if you Wady Way came with that one, and I. 483 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:02,520 Speaker 2: Don't disagree with you. 484 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you, but I do. Boy, does 485 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,239 Speaker 1: it make me laugh to think that somebody is like 486 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: purposely avoiding day sex at the possibility of having a 487 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,719 Speaker 1: black albino on the other side of it. 488 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,800 Speaker 2: Is it weird? Okay? All right now this is Come 489 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 2: with me on. 490 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,480 Speaker 1: This, buddy. My hand is extended. 491 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 2: I'm ready, I'm steepled, so you know it's real. Uhh. 492 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 2: I don't know how to say this is This is 493 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 2: gonna require something eesse to even get this opinion out. 494 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 2: I think uh oh, I find albinos of African American 495 00:27:50,359 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 2: descent to be more attractive than white albine What does 496 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 2: that mean? Because it feels like level playing field. 497 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:20,080 Speaker 1: Right, You're you're essentially the same color. There's not that 498 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,920 Speaker 1: big of a drastic difference. I think it just means 499 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:29,119 Speaker 1: that you're more attracted to Africanized features that you like 500 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,639 Speaker 1: a wide nose and some big old, juicy lips. 501 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,840 Speaker 2: I don't love that how you talk about it, No, 502 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 2: don't do it big old. You know they're gonna see 503 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 2: you do that. They're gonna see you make that gumbo 504 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,360 Speaker 2: lips face. You like this. 505 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 1: Gumbo lips. 506 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 2: Oh God, we might gotta cut that. We gotta make it. 507 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,440 Speaker 2: The promo for this episode. I don't really know. 508 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it just means you're attracted to black 509 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: people truly, like at the fucking route. 510 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,960 Speaker 2: What do you feel about that? 511 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 1: I think I agree with you. I think pound for pound, 512 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,480 Speaker 1: I go black albino over white albino, and it. 513 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,840 Speaker 2: Just seems like a more dynamic faces on. 514 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 515 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,160 Speaker 2: Also gonna say this, my algorithm we all know is trash. 516 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,000 Speaker 2: There's a lot of there's been a rise of let's say, 517 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 2: unconventional batties mm on Instagram. 518 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,600 Speaker 1: Do you think you think we're in the middle of 519 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 1: a rise. 520 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,600 Speaker 2: I think that I think it's the time of the 521 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 2: unconventional batty. Yes. 522 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,960 Speaker 1: And when you say that, are you referring to no, no, no, no, 523 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna names, but are you referring to like 524 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,719 Speaker 1: sort of a you're seeing this across the border or 525 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: is this just then like comedy? Like what do you mean? 526 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 2: Where? 527 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: Where do you mean? Specifically? These batties are popping up? 528 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 2: Okay? 529 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,120 Speaker 1: Where It's just like I would not have thought you 530 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 1: are a batty, but here I would. 531 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 2: Have because I celebrate the entire catalogue of humanity. But 532 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:08,800 Speaker 2: I think traditional kind of moras are being knocked down. 533 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,480 Speaker 1: I can say that. 534 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 2: I think I think it. I think Winnie Harlowe started it, 535 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 2: and then a lot of people have taken it and 536 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,160 Speaker 2: ran with it. 537 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: I think there's, uh, we're just becoming a world without 538 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 1: experts in any form, do you know what I mean? Like, 539 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,800 Speaker 1: there are no more kings of anything. 540 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 2: Nobody like probably completely No. 541 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: I think we need a few emperors. You need a 542 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:38,400 Speaker 1: couple of each industry to keep things balanced. I think 543 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,480 Speaker 1: we're in hell with I mean, we see it in comedy. 544 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: Comedy is literally hell. 545 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:43,520 Speaker 2: Now. 546 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 1: It's where the worst of us are becoming fucking like kings. 547 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,960 Speaker 1: And it's like, bro, I get it. This is a 548 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,320 Speaker 1: subjective art form. We're not all meant to make it, 549 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,360 Speaker 1: even the most talented of us. I'm fine with all 550 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 1: of those being a fact of this, But y'all are 551 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:09,680 Speaker 1: making absolute clowns into the greatest of all time level shit. 552 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,840 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, we need experts. 553 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 1: And so I think to that point, every industry sort 554 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,560 Speaker 1: of is seeing that, And that's not necessarily a bad 555 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,840 Speaker 1: thing as it relates to beauty standards. I don't think 556 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,960 Speaker 1: that that's a horrible thing. I think that's actually kind 557 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,240 Speaker 1: of nice that Like, no, because a bunch of different 558 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: types of women make me horny, and it didn't have 559 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 1: to just be the fucking like, you know, stick thin 560 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,760 Speaker 1: ones that they keep propping up. I'm cool with that. 561 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,040 Speaker 2: Let's be honest. That one's lasting line. 562 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 1: Yeah somewhere in there for me. 563 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,520 Speaker 2: Oh shit, Oh man, what happened? Did you know they 564 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,600 Speaker 2: have Asian ones. 565 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 1: Asian albino Yeah? No, well yeah, but. 566 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 2: I was scrolling through. I knew it in theory. Never 567 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 2: crossed my mind. Yeah, I mean like I was scared, 568 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,280 Speaker 2: I mean fun, like I was surprised to see one. 569 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,000 Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, I think we get it. It's this 570 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,719 Speaker 1: is a discovery for all of us. Asian albinos is 571 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: not something that I think we've all thought about. On 572 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: a right, let's get a look at these bad boys, 573 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,200 Speaker 1: let's get eyes on these things. 574 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:36,040 Speaker 6: Super saying, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead, and uh, I'm 575 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,080 Speaker 6: gonna go ahead and see your full menu. 576 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 1: I don't think we want to sit at the bar. 577 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,680 Speaker 1: I think we want to sit down at the big table. 578 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,880 Speaker 2: Oh wait, this is wait. I don't know what this is. 579 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 2: I got to a weird this is maybe not I 580 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 2: don't think this is the right page. Oh oh no, 581 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,800 Speaker 2: I gotta get out of here. 582 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: I gotta get out, okay, because I'm looking at few 583 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,240 Speaker 1: and they're pretty cute. These are here people? 584 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:00,960 Speaker 2: Thank you? 585 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,600 Speaker 1: Is that adorable? I didn't say normal, you're you're you 586 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,000 Speaker 1: really want me to be the worst guy, and I 587 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,800 Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair. 588 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry for that. I'm lashing out because 589 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 2: I still feel uncomfortable about the additial bino comment. Is 590 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 2: that fair? 591 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: That's okay? 592 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,240 Speaker 2: Thank you? 593 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:30,440 Speaker 1: Uh. Ultimately, some of the research that I found does 594 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: point to not there in fact being a war on Christmas, 595 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:41,200 Speaker 1: but instead reminded me pretty quickly how little Christmas is 596 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 1: the tradition we think it is, that even Christmas as 597 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:51,120 Speaker 1: we celebrate it is not like this ancient, fucking you know, 598 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:57,240 Speaker 1: generation after generation after generational type thing. And they pretty 599 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:02,840 Speaker 1: much point to like Charles Dickens era, like America or 600 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 1: fucking Britain whatever, as the origin of Christmas as we 601 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,839 Speaker 1: understand it. 602 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,120 Speaker 2: Now, right, I mean, because the Night before Christmas was 603 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 2: like the first reference to Santa Claus, Right, you know 604 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 2: that the poem twas the Night before Christmas and all 605 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:19,600 Speaker 2: through the house. 606 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the first reference to Santa Claus, 607 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: but it might be the first that sort of applies 608 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,120 Speaker 1: him the way that we understand him, now, do you 609 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 1: know what I mean? 610 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:29,799 Speaker 3: That? 611 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: Like, there are iterations of Santa Claus that have existed 612 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,319 Speaker 1: for a really long time in other sort of like 613 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:41,320 Speaker 1: cultures and communities and shit, but they've never necessarily understood 614 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:46,040 Speaker 1: him as like jolly goodfellow who like eats cookies and 615 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,640 Speaker 1: sugar snaps and whatever the fuck I mean. 616 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 2: It seems like Valentine's Day, right, It's like the modern day. 617 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,319 Speaker 2: They got you to start spending money and that's when 618 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,080 Speaker 2: it blew up. 619 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it sort of is all connected to 620 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,840 Speaker 1: like capitalism, right that. Like so, Charles Dickens, I guess, 621 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,680 Speaker 1: in some of his shit starts to really write about Christmas, 622 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,759 Speaker 1: not just as like a technical holiday that sort of 623 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,800 Speaker 1: is listed in the Bible and recognized, but he attaches 624 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,759 Speaker 1: morality to it where it becomes like sort of this 625 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:22,240 Speaker 1: sanctifying holiday where we are meant to share, share, spread 626 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:28,719 Speaker 1: cheer and share gifts and love and reconsider our our 627 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 1: own choices and think about how we can be better people. 628 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: All of that shit is like very new in his generation. 629 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,239 Speaker 1: And then suddenly people run with that because of capitalism. 630 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, if you've got to be a good person, 631 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,759 Speaker 1: then you better buy these gifts or these items to 632 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,680 Speaker 1: be able to justify your good. 633 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,439 Speaker 2: Right, right, right. And that's why I also don't care 634 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,760 Speaker 2: much about a war on it to be honest. Yeah, 635 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,719 Speaker 2: I was gonna do what I was gonna do regardless, 636 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,000 Speaker 2: Like what is the war? The war is attacking you 637 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,239 Speaker 2: buying presents for people. 638 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:07,839 Speaker 1: Right, it's not, It's just this is just an allegory. 639 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,040 Speaker 1: It's just a part of the year where we very 640 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,760 Speaker 1: brief briefly go and we probably shouldn't be the worst 641 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,360 Speaker 1: version of ourselves right now because our family's around, because 642 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,200 Speaker 1: we're feeling nostalgic. Whatever the fuck is the sort of 643 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,040 Speaker 1: like actual attachment. But like it's it's just an allegory. 644 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,320 Speaker 2: Do you let me ask you and I'll take it personal. 645 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:36,719 Speaker 2: Do you feel like your behavior personally improves during Christmas? 646 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,720 Speaker 1: I think I have less stuff to do. 647 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,880 Speaker 2: Niggas same, you know, Yeah, it's easy to focus on 648 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,560 Speaker 2: relationships and ship when I don't. I don't really have 649 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,960 Speaker 2: a ton of gigs or nothing. 650 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I slow down and so like I 651 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,400 Speaker 1: reflect on the things that are important to me in 652 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,800 Speaker 1: part because there are other part of the year where 653 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,239 Speaker 1: I ain't working that much and I do the same shit. Right, 654 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,200 Speaker 1: But yeah, if we're just all doing it collectively, all right, cool, 655 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:07,719 Speaker 1: that's tight. 656 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,960 Speaker 2: All right, that's fair. I you know what I mean. 657 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,480 Speaker 1: Like, I think if everybody got a week off of 658 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,480 Speaker 1: work and just had to like chill and not really 659 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,880 Speaker 1: have to be stressed about a bunch of stuff, we'd 660 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,480 Speaker 1: be more moral people. 661 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,719 Speaker 2: I think that's fair. I mean, yeah, I mean, the 662 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:28,120 Speaker 2: constant grindstone of capitalism kills everybody. But do you feel like, like, 663 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,360 Speaker 2: do you get caught in the Christmas spirit? Do you 664 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 2: find yourself like out and you got the baby and 665 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,840 Speaker 2: your wife and you're hit your target, You're hearing the music, 666 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,279 Speaker 2: maybe you got some make knog in the car, and 667 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,279 Speaker 2: like you're just feeling like, yeah, let me give this 668 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 2: almost guy five bucks. 669 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,960 Speaker 1: Uh Yeah, But I think that's largely brought on by 670 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,279 Speaker 1: my kid more than like the enter my kid. My 671 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 1: family sort of makes that feel more. 672 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,360 Speaker 2: You don't have to put it in the quotes. 673 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,959 Speaker 4: Bro, Well, I planned the lead, so I don't want 674 00:37:59,160 --> 00:37:59,920 Speaker 4: any lead. 675 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 1: Good connections. We were never a family. 676 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,760 Speaker 2: How was your care teamer. 677 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,799 Speaker 1: I stayed here. 678 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,160 Speaker 2: I didn't sign the birth certificate. 679 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,680 Speaker 1: But no, I think, like, you know, you feel all 680 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,920 Speaker 1: of the things because your kid is getting excited for 681 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,760 Speaker 1: the things. Like my daughter now understands what it means 682 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,880 Speaker 1: to receive gifts, and obviously she gets excited for fucking 683 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,680 Speaker 1: Christmas and Santa Claus and all that shit, but she 684 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,000 Speaker 1: also is beginning to at least understand that there is 685 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,840 Speaker 1: a giving inside of like Christmas or too, and so 686 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,719 Speaker 1: like she'll like see stuff and be like, I want 687 00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:50,719 Speaker 1: to give that to my cousin, and that's beautiful and sweet. 688 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,000 Speaker 1: And to be some like fucking Scrooge around that doesn't 689 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,440 Speaker 1: that's not human, you know what I mean? Like I'm 690 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,839 Speaker 1: still a person. I'm just like as fucking beautiful. Yeah, 691 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,839 Speaker 1: I want some eggnog while I watch her, you know, 692 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,040 Speaker 1: stuff a teddy bear into a bag and call it 693 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,520 Speaker 1: a gift. 694 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,640 Speaker 2: That sounds that's a gift. Why'd you do that? 695 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,279 Speaker 1: Because she's gonna stuff it dumb and I'll have to 696 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:19,640 Speaker 1: fix it, I because I'm a father, David, Because I'll 697 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,799 Speaker 1: have to put the bag down and she'll barely be 698 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,000 Speaker 1: able to get the teddy bear in because her stupid 699 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:28,040 Speaker 1: little hands don't even work right yet, the synapses don't 700 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:32,080 Speaker 1: fully connect well enough, and she'll get distracted and want 701 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,240 Speaker 1: to color, even though we agreed we were gonna wrap 702 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,879 Speaker 1: gifts and make this a sweet, beautiful thing. But for 703 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,720 Speaker 1: three seconds, she is sincerely going to try to stuff 704 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 1: that bear into that bag. And she'll say it's for 705 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,440 Speaker 1: her cousin and that's so meaningful to her. And I'm 706 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,680 Speaker 1: gonna enjoy that for that three seconds that I can you. 707 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,360 Speaker 2: Really paint a glowing portrait of family life. 708 00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:04,279 Speaker 1: Hey man, I gouldn't be happy. 709 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:15,200 Speaker 2: I could not be happier, all right, that's a good answer, though, 710 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,160 Speaker 2: that is a reasonable that's a good because I don't 711 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,480 Speaker 2: really care about Christmas spirit at all, but I don't 712 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,120 Speaker 2: have a child. 713 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. I think. I think it's just you get certain 714 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 1: things in your life that gets you, know, you rarely 715 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,600 Speaker 1: get to experience life again a new. 716 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,399 Speaker 2: Right, right. I mean, I do feel like as though 717 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,360 Speaker 2: I have a giving spirit, I just don't it's not 718 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,760 Speaker 2: limited to I get kind of more annoyed when it's limited, 719 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,759 Speaker 2: when it's asked to be limited to this time of year. 720 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,160 Speaker 1: Yeah that you obligatory and stuff? 721 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that it just becomes like, oh, this is 722 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,120 Speaker 2: just another job. 723 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair. 724 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,319 Speaker 2: I can see that. 725 00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:00,120 Speaker 1: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 726 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,800 Speaker 1: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 727 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaker 1: and it's fucking great. We love it so much. 728 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,160 Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy. 729 00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,400 Speaker 1: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 730 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. We have three different types of hats, which is 731 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,960 Speaker 2: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 732 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,560 Speaker 2: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then 733 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,000 Speaker 2: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 734 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,279 Speaker 2: a koofie on it since my mama told me. And 735 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,120 Speaker 2: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 736 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 2: which is who you are. 737 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy the merch now. Go to ma 738 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,799 Speaker 1: Mama told me dot merchcentral dot com where you can 739 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,600 Speaker 1: see all of our merch. You can buy shit pre 740 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,439 Speaker 1: order now, but December tenth you can buy it for real, 741 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: for real, and we want you to have all the 742 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,359 Speaker 1: sweet stuff, so get it. 743 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,920 Speaker 2: To go back to the initial issue, which was the 744 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,560 Speaker 2: war on Christmas, I stand by my first statement where 745 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,719 Speaker 2: it's like I don't think because who's waging this war? 746 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:05,240 Speaker 2: Even the people in power are at least Christian usually, 747 00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,600 Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. But even liberals, a lot 748 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:13,520 Speaker 2: of really wealthy liberals are still Christians. 749 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,879 Speaker 1: And the ones that aren't are pretty actively going out 750 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:21,360 Speaker 1: of their way to acknowledge Christian values at all times exactly. 751 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,800 Speaker 2: And it's like, who do you think is going to 752 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,040 Speaker 2: take the spot? 753 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, the most now at this point, Congress 754 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,880 Speaker 1: has continued to make like ilhan Omar like the most 755 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 1: evil lady alive who's secretly plotting Muslim you know whatever 756 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:45,040 Speaker 1: the fuck, But she's playing Christian games. She's just being 757 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,960 Speaker 1: you know, Muslim, she's practicing Islam personally, but she does 758 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,680 Speaker 1: she plays by all the Christian rules by just being 759 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,240 Speaker 1: in the government in the first place. 760 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,040 Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Everybody does, like we're all that's 761 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,160 Speaker 2: the system we're all under inherently. I don't think it 762 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,960 Speaker 2: topples that easy as getting people to say happy Holidays. Instead, 763 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,719 Speaker 2: I think there's a war on verbiage. I think if 764 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,320 Speaker 2: that's like if we're if we're speaking to that, I 765 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,279 Speaker 2: think there's a war on policing how people speak. I'm 766 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,080 Speaker 2: not going full right wing or anything, but I do 767 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:27,640 Speaker 2: think there is a very prominent movement to police the 768 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,640 Speaker 2: way that people speak, maybe more than ever before. I 769 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,520 Speaker 2: think that's probably true, like in this idea of like propriety, 770 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,760 Speaker 2: right yeah, and like so like it's like the idea 771 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,040 Speaker 2: of like I go to Target in the suburbs and 772 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,400 Speaker 2: they say happy holidays? Who is that four? You know 773 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:43,879 Speaker 2: what I mean? 774 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:51,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the corporations are making choices like that exactly. 775 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,800 Speaker 1: That's why I don't even know that I know anybody 776 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,760 Speaker 1: who truly gives a fuck about most of the stuff 777 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,960 Speaker 1: that ends up being the argument like not for nothing. 778 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,560 Speaker 1: And I've never met a single person who has heard 779 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,200 Speaker 1: happy Holidays and felt at all put off by it. 780 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:07,920 Speaker 2: And maybe. 781 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,200 Speaker 1: Where they're like, yo, don't say that. 782 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,280 Speaker 2: You never you never worked to Target in the suburbs 783 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,280 Speaker 2: and I didn't know, and it shows. 784 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I've. 785 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,840 Speaker 2: Definitely had it. I've definitely had it with people like 786 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,920 Speaker 2: or people like people love to be like. This just 787 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,000 Speaker 2: happened to me the other night. I was I was 788 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,560 Speaker 2: in Target and we were shopping and this lady was like, 789 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,120 Speaker 2: we were talking to this lady, this is actually very funny. 790 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,440 Speaker 2: This has to do with you. I was with the 791 00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,960 Speaker 2: lady and then I was I was like, oh, look, 792 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,560 Speaker 2: these are the expansion packs for that whack ass game 793 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:47,760 Speaker 2: lengths and told me about and then there wasn't. 794 00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:54,479 Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat that. I was, okay, I'm not gonna 795 00:44:54,480 --> 00:45:01,160 Speaker 1: say you're defended anymore. I tried. I tried, they're upselling again. 796 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,680 Speaker 1: You clearly you're not willing to play, and uh, and 797 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,280 Speaker 1: that's okay, that's okay. 798 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,920 Speaker 2: I really watched the whole I watched for a second 799 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,000 Speaker 2: you entertainment, and then it was very beautiful to see 800 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 2: that's emotional maturity. But we were in there and I 801 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,920 Speaker 2: was like, this is a game because they had like 802 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,640 Speaker 2: four expansion packs for that game. 803 00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lot of expansion packs. 804 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like four. And I was like, this 805 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:28,520 Speaker 2: is a game. 806 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,359 Speaker 1: Yes, I have all of them, but go ahead. 807 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,919 Speaker 2: I figured because I was like, I wonder if blanks 808 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,200 Speaker 2: were like one for Christmas, and then I was like, nah, okay, 809 00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,319 Speaker 2: he got hold of them and they were like it 810 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,359 Speaker 2: was like the Star Wars one and then the one 811 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,759 Speaker 2: with like whatever, that's not the point. 812 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,200 Speaker 1: I don't go into the other properties. I I'm we 813 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:52,360 Speaker 1: we have Disney and then my buddy has the Marvel packs. 814 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:52,920 Speaker 2: OK. 815 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,480 Speaker 1: But I don't personally purchase outside of the Disney brand. 816 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,560 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's understandable. The whole point is I was like, look, 817 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,399 Speaker 2: this is that game blah blah blah blah. And there 818 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,279 Speaker 2: was a true crime game for little girls and I 819 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,640 Speaker 2: was like, ha ha, little girls play this. And this 820 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,239 Speaker 2: lady comes up and she's like, my daughter loves that. 821 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,080 Speaker 2: I was like, your little daughter plays true crime board games. 822 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,200 Speaker 2: She's like, all the girls are into it, and then 823 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,920 Speaker 2: she did, and then she was like women are always 824 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,040 Speaker 2: worried about getting murdered. And I was like, oh, okay. 825 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,759 Speaker 2: And then but when she was leaving, she was like, 826 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,319 Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. You can't say that anymore and then walked off. 827 00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:27,200 Speaker 1: Whoa. 828 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,440 Speaker 2: It was like this like seven hours ago. Whoa, So 829 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,320 Speaker 2: she did last night, So I guess not so. 830 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:39,040 Speaker 1: So she didn't hear anything judgmental in your original question 831 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,440 Speaker 1: of like little girls playing this. She was like, oh, 832 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,040 Speaker 1: I bonded with a man, and now I'm going to 833 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,520 Speaker 1: tell him that I think he's a good Christian and 834 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,560 Speaker 1: he should be he should honor that. 835 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,799 Speaker 2: And it was like a really nice interaction. We were 836 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,719 Speaker 2: having fun, we were laughing, we were joking. Besides that, 837 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,480 Speaker 2: and then I wasn't even mad at it, but it 838 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,040 Speaker 2: was just it was odd, it was, you know, And 839 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,439 Speaker 2: I wasn't even in the suburbs. I was just here 840 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:03,920 Speaker 2: in Denver. 841 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,920 Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, I don't know any I guess when I 842 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,440 Speaker 1: said know anybody. I've certainly seen it acted out in 843 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,640 Speaker 1: real life, but I've never had a personal interaction with 844 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:20,000 Speaker 1: someone I even remotely value who cares about the difference 845 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,600 Speaker 1: between holidays and Christmas. 846 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,799 Speaker 2: I haven't had it with anybody at value, but I 847 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,680 Speaker 2: have seen it pretty year, which is like, but that's 848 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,600 Speaker 2: like people love like a phantom menace, right, That's the 849 00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,200 Speaker 2: easy thing to be mad about. 850 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,520 Speaker 1: That's what I was wondering is how many of the 851 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:40,040 Speaker 1: people do you think felt that way twelve years ago? 852 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,920 Speaker 1: And how many of them are mostly passionate about it 853 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,800 Speaker 1: because of what they've already been told. Is the scary 854 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,360 Speaker 1: subplot of that language. 855 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,480 Speaker 2: I think it's just something to say because also I 856 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 2: don't know if you've met people from other religions kind 857 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,640 Speaker 2: of snooty as far as I viewed religion, everybody sort 858 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,360 Speaker 2: of thinks better than everybody else and doesn't want to 859 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,799 Speaker 2: recruit as bad as they make it seem except for 860 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,200 Speaker 2: like foreigners, they love to recruit to go to other places. 861 00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:08,480 Speaker 3: You know. 862 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:15,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, put your ooga booga sticks down. I've 863 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,319 Speaker 2: got this beautiful white god for you. Yeah. 864 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,440 Speaker 1: I don't know that that anyone really cares about this 865 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,440 Speaker 1: shit the way that they sort of put on, And 866 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,839 Speaker 1: if they do, I do think some of it is 867 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:34,200 Speaker 1: just a coaching into this passion, because that is, you 868 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,839 Speaker 1: know that now we get to wear our politics out 869 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,359 Speaker 1: in public in a way that we never had to 870 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,080 Speaker 1: in the past. Right, Like we used to just be 871 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,239 Speaker 1: quietly at home with your thoughts and you voted a 872 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,920 Speaker 1: certain way, and if an argument happened at a dinner 873 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,240 Speaker 1: you you both agreed not to like repeat this anywhere. 874 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,000 Speaker 1: And there were decent times in the past where we 875 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,520 Speaker 1: just kept everything to ourselves. And now it's like, but 876 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,840 Speaker 1: if I don't say Merry Christmas, people aren't gonna know 877 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm a Republican cook. 878 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,440 Speaker 2: Do you think there are more Republicans and Democrats? 879 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that Democrats have to call themselves cuks. 880 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,719 Speaker 2: I just don't because that's one thing I don't understand. 881 00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,920 Speaker 2: I think that the I don't understand where it comes from. 882 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,239 Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what it is in 883 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,040 Speaker 2: you that makes you do I really, I really don't. 884 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:32,640 Speaker 1: I don't think that it's like, oh, only Republicans are that. 885 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:38,479 Speaker 1: I just think that the Democrats, liberals left whatever, part 886 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:42,800 Speaker 1: of like their agenda is to be able to loosen 887 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,000 Speaker 1: up the definitions of all of these things, right, and 888 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,400 Speaker 1: so in that way, it's like, well, I'm not a cuckold, 889 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,640 Speaker 1: I'm a this that mixed with a little bit of 890 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,360 Speaker 1: this and that, and occasionally I like to watch a 891 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,960 Speaker 1: little this, a little that. That's there's no definition for 892 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,360 Speaker 1: what I am, whereas la Republicans are truly like I'm straight, 893 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,799 Speaker 1: I'm straight. I'm straight, I'm straight, and then also still 894 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,440 Speaker 1: need to watch their wife get banged down, and it's like, okay, 895 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,120 Speaker 1: well no you're not. But yeah, okay, I get that there. 896 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,880 Speaker 1: It's probably more complicated to explain. So, yeah, you're a cup. 897 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,480 Speaker 2: That's a whole world that probably it's like you ever 898 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,200 Speaker 2: have a friend and then you find out they're really 899 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,960 Speaker 2: into roller skating and then you find out it's like 900 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,920 Speaker 2: a whole world and you're like, oh, that's just a 901 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,479 Speaker 2: part of you. I know nothing. That's how I feel 902 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,359 Speaker 2: about cupholdingyere. It's like, oh, I don't even I don't 903 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,320 Speaker 2: even set off the alarms when I go on bars 904 00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,920 Speaker 2: go to nobody thinks I'm on either side of the 905 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,879 Speaker 2: side of the cup holder. Yeah, no, I don't. 906 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,640 Speaker 1: I don't get that either, And frankly I don't. There's 907 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,959 Speaker 1: nothing in me that that desires it or even no, 908 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,960 Speaker 1: not at all judges it. Like a lot of times 909 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, it's. 910 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,440 Speaker 4: So foreign to me. I don't that cool. 911 00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,120 Speaker 2: I don't. I have no thoughts on that. Yeah, I 912 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,440 Speaker 2: really don't care. I will say I take it back, though, 913 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,959 Speaker 2: I will say, And you probably had this to stand 914 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,160 Speaker 2: up comedy on the road, You've had like after a 915 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,560 Speaker 2: show a couple definitely seems like you could get you 916 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,200 Speaker 2: could that could go down. 917 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's It happens a lot where there's 918 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,479 Speaker 1: like two people being too excited for who you who 919 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,160 Speaker 1: you are in a way that like extends beyond just 920 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,720 Speaker 1: that was a fun show where they're like truly trying 921 00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,840 Speaker 1: to get to know you, and you're like, bro, I 922 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,759 Speaker 1: don't know what this is, but but I gotta I 923 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,480 Speaker 1: gotta go to bed. 924 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,600 Speaker 2: Or do you ever get it? When the and then 925 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,520 Speaker 2: we'll move off of this. But like, do you ever 926 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,480 Speaker 2: get it when the wife starts nagging the husband in 927 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,719 Speaker 2: front of you and then he's like into it, and 928 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:39,680 Speaker 2: you're like, what's happening? 929 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:46,799 Speaker 1: M yeah, very little like mean and flexing in front 930 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,759 Speaker 1: of you and the white and the husband's not like 931 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,839 Speaker 1: fighting back at all. 932 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,239 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, or he's like he's like, oh yeah, she 933 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:57,439 Speaker 2: makes the rules. Yeah, And then you're like really uncomfortable 934 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,320 Speaker 2: and she's like making too deep eye contact and you're like, ma'am, 935 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,600 Speaker 2: I just want to go back to the marriotte. I 936 00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,359 Speaker 2: want to steal from the pantry because I'm not going 937 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,560 Speaker 2: to charge it to the room. I want to take 938 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,799 Speaker 2: my little box of pizza upstairs. I want to drink 939 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,680 Speaker 2: it with this tea that I stole as well. 940 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's it's weird, but I definitely think 941 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,480 Speaker 1: that a lot of what we're talking about in the 942 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,399 Speaker 1: cup space does apply to this war on Christmas right, 943 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,719 Speaker 1: Like so much of it is just repressed people not 944 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:39,280 Speaker 1: being able to fully express who they are and needing 945 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,839 Speaker 1: now the identity of being like Chris, I celebrate Christmas life. 946 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:45,960 Speaker 2: I'm a Christmas guy. 947 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:50,200 Speaker 1: Yes, Like part of like proving that they are they exist, 948 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: they are man, and man must roar as man was 949 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,040 Speaker 1: meant to be. 950 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,960 Speaker 2: I agree with that. I think that I agree with 951 00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,600 Speaker 2: that completely. 952 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's no war on Christmas. I think we 953 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,480 Speaker 1: both agree, you more vocally than I. 954 00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,600 Speaker 2: Right, Wait, come on, we run it together, do that? 955 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,239 Speaker 2: I know, falling apart at the end. 956 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,640 Speaker 1: But there's no war on Christmas. But but we are 957 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:28,239 Speaker 1: trapped in a Christian Judeo Christian capitalistic hellscape that will 958 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,319 Speaker 1: always make it so that Christmas not only exists, but 959 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:37,680 Speaker 1: is trained to feel threatened, so that we never are 960 00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,520 Speaker 1: able to liberate ourselves fully and and make the peace 961 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,640 Speaker 1: that Christmas actually asked us to try to make. 962 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well we got to the bottom of it. 963 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,120 Speaker 2: That was good. 964 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,640 Speaker 1: It's dark. 965 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,280 Speaker 2: I mean, you know, they have two weeks to fucking 966 00:53:55,360 --> 00:54:02,240 Speaker 2: sit and think about it. 967 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,200 Speaker 1: And we knew we don't get no better. 968 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:05,880 Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I really, we all get two weeks and 969 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,080 Speaker 7: nobody just gets that mushroom transformation where you're like kind 970 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,120 Speaker 7: of a better person after the high. 971 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:16,440 Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna go see Godzilla again. I'm gonna do 972 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,080 Speaker 2: on the break. 973 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,640 Speaker 1: Boy, you want to tell the people where they can 974 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,400 Speaker 1: find you? And what cool shits you have going on? 975 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,600 Speaker 2: Oh wait, we should first tell them that we alluded 976 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,800 Speaker 2: to it just now. We are officially going on a 977 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,399 Speaker 2: two week holiday hiatus, so you know, get your fit, 978 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,160 Speaker 2: listen to old episodes merrily. That was a fun one. 979 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,680 Speaker 2: We're gonna be releasing a two part best of My mom. 980 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:39,839 Speaker 1: And there's only one fun one. 981 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,879 Speaker 2: According to there's a bunch of they're all fun ones. 982 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,680 Speaker 2: They're all fun. There's a bunch of good the whole catalog, 983 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,879 Speaker 2: run the whole catalog back. We want to be on 984 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,919 Speaker 2: all of your Spotify raps next year. Am I gonna 985 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,520 Speaker 2: share them? Probably not. It gives me anxiety, but I 986 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,600 Speaker 2: do love to see it. Yeah, So we're gonna be 987 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,759 Speaker 2: releasing a two part best of my Mama told me 988 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,520 Speaker 2: from twenty twenty three all the next couple of weeks. 989 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,080 Speaker 2: And in the meantime, you know, you can follow me 990 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,000 Speaker 2: on Instagram A cool guy jokes eighty seven. You know, 991 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,960 Speaker 2: just doing some local shows around town. I still have 992 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,800 Speaker 2: some leftover tour merch. Go to bring David toplate dot 993 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,080 Speaker 2: com buy up some of that and you know, just 994 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:24,759 Speaker 2: uh kwanza. Oh yeah, and get we have merch at 995 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,360 Speaker 2: my mama told me dot merch central dot com. 996 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, so go buy the merch again. My mama told 997 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,960 Speaker 1: me dot merchcentral dot com. There's lots of cool hats 998 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,799 Speaker 1: and pins and T shirts and that's it. But you 999 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,640 Speaker 1: can buy any of that stuff, and then you can 1000 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,040 Speaker 1: follow me at Langston Kerman on all the cool social 1001 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:49,839 Speaker 1: media platforms. I love new followers, So go on over 1002 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,440 Speaker 1: I'm rest on my knee if that's what you need 1003 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:58,319 Speaker 1: over here at at Old at Langston Kerman's house. And 1004 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,760 Speaker 1: as always, if you want to send us your own drops, 1005 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,960 Speaker 1: your own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us 1006 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,280 Speaker 1: how there is in fact a war on Kwanza, please 1007 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,120 Speaker 1: send it all to my mama pod at gmail dot com. 1008 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,680 Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you. 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