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Speaker 1: Hey, hi guys, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with

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Speaker 1: Sydney and Marie Hy. Sydney, you are in great spirits.

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Speaker 2: I am, I really am. I feel like you guys

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Speaker 2: some this morning.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't. Amina was staying at my house. Oh

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Speaker 1: so you got two freaky ass I.

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Speaker 2: Had all the black cat all up in my place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah this is a Christian podcast, shut up. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: there's there was nothing happening in the bed. But it

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Speaker 2: was fun.

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Speaker 1: I had a good night their little shows. I had

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Speaker 1: a good time. I heard you had a killer show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was good. I had a good time. And then

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Speaker 1: I saw you at a show kill it again. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: it was good.

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Speaker 3: Four white guys and baseball caps in the audience in

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Speaker 3: Sydney called them king of the Hill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. She was like, what y'all doing? King of the Hill?

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Speaker 1: I have never left so hard. God, it was so rude,

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Speaker 1: so funny. It was.

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Speaker 3: It was exactly what you should have called them, because

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Speaker 3: I saw them and it was like, what what is that?

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Speaker 3: And you knew what it was?

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Speaker 2: Yes I did, but you were. You were doing your

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Speaker 2: whole set and I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, am I gonna do my set up here? And

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Speaker 1: then I was like, Nah, I'm not I'm just gonna riff.

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Speaker 1: I ne riffed the whole time. So it was beautiful,

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Speaker 1: it was it was fun.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm just trying to be in positive spirits.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you know, you be up and down. But today

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. That's great. Feeling good. You You're doing great.

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Speaker 1: Get your edges moisturized and whatnot.

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Speaker 3: I washed my hair today and that's what I was

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Speaker 3: an expert in this week. I think is trying to

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Speaker 3: figure out what I'm gonna do with my hair to

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Speaker 3: take better care of it. I think I think I

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Speaker 3: want to cut it all off. I think I want

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Speaker 3: to shave my head. I think I'm a I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: put a part in it. I'm a real eve eve.

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Speaker 1: I might get some temporary corporate tattoos for my todays.

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Speaker 3: But I think that I might do that. But then

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Speaker 3: I'm like, mmm that, I mean, I gotta get new headshots.

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Speaker 3: I can't cut it too low. I feel like I

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Speaker 3: gotta cut it so that I can still like attach

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Speaker 3: to it if I need to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you honestly have the face for it,

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Speaker 1: and you have the confidence for it. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that I do.

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Speaker 2: I'm what the shape of my head is in the back, well,

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Speaker 2: I see your brother's head, and I feel like y'all

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Speaker 2: got the same head.

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Speaker 3: We have the same face too, so they're gonna be like, sir,

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Speaker 3: And I feel like if I cut all my hair off,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to like wear makeup all the time

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Speaker 3: for people would be like, oh, that's a girl, not

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Speaker 3: like a sad lesbian.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you?

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Speaker 2: Why why I gotta be a sad lesbian? And everybody

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Speaker 2: with short hair is gay? Yeah, we know that. But

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Speaker 2: when I cut my hair the first time, the first

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Speaker 2: thing that people would ask.

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Speaker 1: Me was, oh, so you gay? Now I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: don't have time to answer that question all day long.

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Speaker 1: People are ignorant.

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Speaker 3: That's not the way that my my time is set up.

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Speaker 3: I'm already late to everything anyway. I don't need people

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Speaker 3: shoving me out of the way of my baggy coating my.

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Speaker 1: Boyfriend jeans like.

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Speaker 3: Move, nigga, and I'm like or looking at me when

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Speaker 3: I'm on the train sitting at there, you know, over

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Speaker 3: this lady's seat, sir. And then I gotta be like,

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Speaker 3: but I'm a but I'm not a boy. And they're

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Speaker 3: gonna be like not yet a woman, you know. So,

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Speaker 3: I mean cutting your hair is a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Oh Like when I cut mine, when I shaved the

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Speaker 1: sides of it and I wore natural I mean I

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Speaker 1: have been wearing wigs no weaves for ten years, so

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Speaker 1: you know, my edges was gone, and it was it

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Speaker 1: was definitely a big step to be outside and just

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Speaker 1: you have the air hit your scalp. Honestly, but you

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Speaker 1: did it right. You did it in like this summer. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I shaved my head. It was in the winter,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, what it's cold? What did I do?

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Speaker 3: Because I had never felt the air on my bare

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Speaker 3: right here. Then I think the bartender, I mean the

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Speaker 3: barber was like and he was like, ooh, yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: a bird. That's a birthmark. Bal there. What I might

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Speaker 3: I might do like Ladies Rogaine for my edges. No,

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Speaker 3: I mean a friend of mine does that really and

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Speaker 3: her and her eyebrows grew. What we'll bio ten Do

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Speaker 3: you take biosins? Yeah, but that like it does stuff

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Speaker 3: for my nails. It doesn't do anything for my hair.

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Speaker 1: You have a good diet, I mean, and you sleep

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Speaker 1: with a headscarf, so I don't understand. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: know that the side that you sleep on, your hair

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Speaker 1: grows slower on that side. Did you know that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I know that.

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Speaker 3: So I sleep switch and sometimes I just sleep on

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Speaker 3: my face and hope that I don't die.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I really love people who could sleep like they in

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Speaker 2: a casket. I wish I could sleep like that because

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Speaker 2: it's actually better for your face, and it's better for

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Speaker 2: like your skin, because you get the creases from the

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Speaker 2: pillows because y'ah know, yeah, I got some satin pillow cases.

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Speaker 1: Pillowcases will leave lines on your face too. The really

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Speaker 1: ones don't leave nothing on my face.

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Speaker 3: What I was gonna say is it's they say it's

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Speaker 3: not good to sleep on your stomach if your female's

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Speaker 3: not good for your boobs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because I have breasting plants and they are all

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Speaker 2: the way in my fucking armpits because I sleep on

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Speaker 2: my chest.

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Speaker 1: You are real. You don't even have insurance. I still

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Speaker 1: on the Wow.

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Speaker 2: I sleep on them and so they all they're like

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Speaker 2: they're like pennies in a sock.

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Speaker 1: They're like all over the place, Sydney. They're really bad.

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Speaker 1: You sleep on your boots. Yeah, I need to get

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Speaker 1: them done again.

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Speaker 3: Uh, if you're listening to this, I don't know what

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Speaker 3: to our Patreon where you can pay to sponsored for

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Speaker 3: listen for five dollars a month, you get four episodes

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Speaker 3: of four extra episodes.

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Speaker 1: And Sydney can get new boobs.

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Speaker 2: Do you know how many Patreon members we would need

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Speaker 2: for me to get new boobs?

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Speaker 3: Honestly, a lot, a lot. We got to split the

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Speaker 3: money down the bay, so twice as much as you

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Speaker 3: think we need because I'm not giving my Patreon percentage

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Speaker 3: to your today.

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Speaker 1: We are our boot your boot, Sidney. What the hell

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Speaker 1: are you an expert in besides trying to scam me

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Speaker 1: out of my Patreon? No, Sis, you not come on listen.

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Speaker 1: It's for the team. Your boobs.

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Speaker 3: The boobs have not gotten me into anything that I

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Speaker 3: can't get into. The boobs haven't gotten me like a

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Speaker 3: trip to Spain. Like your boobs are not doing that

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Speaker 3: because you know what it is.

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Speaker 2: You met me at the tail end of my my whoedom,

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Speaker 2: but you had the boobs the whole time. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: I feel like after you wear them out, like you

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Speaker 2: run them around the block A couple of times.

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Speaker 1: Got to stop sleeping on your stomach. I know I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm done anyway, what was I expert just being rude?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty honest, especially on stage, and I do

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Speaker 1: a lot of crowd work, and I stay hurting people's feelings.

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Speaker 1: Just white men. This is a really white man. Do

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Speaker 1: white men have feelings? They do?

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Speaker 3: They get me, straight white man, not the gay white

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Speaker 3: men that are listening to this that we love.

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Speaker 1: The straight ones. Do they have feelings? They do? They

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Speaker 2: Because when you point them out and you're like, ah,

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Speaker 2: what are you a lawyer?

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Speaker 1: And then his I said it to a guy. I

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Speaker 1: was like, what are you? What are you a lawyer? Brian?

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Speaker 2: And he's like, that's that's not my name with something else.

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Speaker 2: So Patrick Patrick, I was like, Brian, it's the same, same,

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Speaker 2: the same, And he looked like he was getting so mad,

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Speaker 2: but his wife was having a good time.

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Speaker 1: It was like, see, I'm doing the lawyer's work. And

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Speaker 1: is there a nickname for Pat Pat? If somebody goes

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Speaker 3: Name Patrick, like I Jonathan, they don't call me John

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Speaker 3: or Robert, don't call me Bobby.

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Speaker 1: Like those people are not people that you want to

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Speaker 1: have you. They're too professional, they're too like nine people,

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Speaker 1: and those people will ask to split the check with you,

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Speaker 1: even though they have more money than you. It's true.

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Speaker 1: I have so many friends like that.

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Speaker 2: I have a couple of Allison's, but they're all They

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Speaker 2: all go by Alley and they're cool.

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Speaker 1: They were like, I got this, I'll take care of it,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. Yeah, but Alley's are fun. Alison is a problem.

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Speaker 1: My friend Alley, she got me a plant. She got

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Speaker 1: me a plant for my birthday. Your friend Allison asked

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Speaker 1: to speak to your manager. She was like, send me.

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Speaker 1: I know that we're friends and everything, but the service

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Speaker 1: was subpar. Is your manager here? That's Allison. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: You're like, I rather like talk to people and see

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Speaker 1: what I could get out of them. And I usually

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Speaker 1: just talk to white men because they they don't know. Oh,

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Speaker 1: they're bold.

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Speaker 3: There was a white man at the show last night

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Speaker 3: that wanted to be a part the show so bad

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Speaker 3: he kept yelling his response to stuff while people were

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Speaker 1: That's so rude. He didn't yell I or you were

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Speaker 1: on stage. Oh he knew, but he yelled for everybody

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Speaker 1: else he knew. I got tenor we're not doing this today,

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Speaker 1: not today, Scott Scott, not today.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of not doing it today, Okay, you're not having

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Speaker 2: it today, Okay, because our next guest is literally I'm

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Speaker 2: so happy to have her, honestly, great writer, great comedian.

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Speaker 1: We've been trying to get her on the show for

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Speaker 1: a while. But she has a job. She is, she

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Speaker 1: has a job. She hasn't come in to record during.

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Speaker 2: He she has a job, and she'd be doing things

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Speaker 2: because she is our grown woman expert.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Shelleia Shine everybody, I'm grown. Oh

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Speaker 1: you're so grown.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So first off, I've been listening to you talk,

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Speaker 4: so you need to keep some hair on your head,

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Speaker 4: because okay, whatever you think the shape of your head is,

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Speaker 4: it's still with hair old. You never know what's gonna

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Speaker 4: happen when you absolutely I was a bald child and

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Speaker 4: I had a natural until I was like six, just

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Speaker 4: a short, little little nose.

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Speaker 1: Next, yeah, my mother had the same haircuts.

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Speaker 4: I was like, that's what we're doing, and she had

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Speaker 4: my ears pierced at one month. So people knew, so

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Speaker 4: really don't have to worry about the make up ear rings.

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Speaker 4: Maybe my ears are you don't have a little clip on.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why we have professionals doing it? And

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Speaker 1: Just for me? Why? Why? Why would you never let

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Speaker 4: I'm a woman now, That's why they carry Yeah, I've

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Speaker 4: It was like you put a sanitary belt, you wore

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Speaker 4: was like, what is what?

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Speaker 4: My mother was like, Oh, that's just how we did it,

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Speaker 1: Is that MAXI pad in your book bag? Please take

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Speaker 3: Are you here for the always Infinity pads? Because they're

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Speaker 4: The Infinity ones they scratched me up a lot. They

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Speaker 1: I know what it is about, and I mean I'll

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with these scratched me up.

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Speaker 1: I like it always infinity, I hate. I hate a tampon.

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Speaker 1: You know what's good? The Diva Cup. I'm not for

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Speaker 1: the cup she lives. I would feel like that's a

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Speaker 4: I feel like I'm not gonna you know, first off,

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Speaker 1: As promised gris as I wish I could have been.

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Speaker 4: So, I mean, my my elastic is probably fairly strong,

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Speaker 4: but I don't know. But there's still right now all

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Speaker 4: the time, but I'm still not sure I'm Diva cup.

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Speaker 1: Well. Also, you fold it, you fold it, and then

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I don't. Boy, what if I

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Speaker 1: of blood everywhere? What if my cup runneth over? Yah?

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Speaker 1: See that's my issue because it does. But you know

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Speaker 2: You could just like fall somewhere like trip down something

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Speaker 2: and then the cup come out like oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I'm sing. Yeah, I don't think you got my pants? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Don't get that money. Yeah, I'm not sure that work

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Speaker 4: for me. It's just it's too youthful. You need it

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Speaker 4: in addition to an elastic vagina.

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Speaker 1: You need the confidence and belief that you're doing it

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Speaker 1: you can do. You know, does this deeper cup work?

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Speaker 1: I shove it in it.

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Speaker 3: In my mind, it looks like the little water fountain cups,

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Speaker 4: Triangle, like like like a little cone kind of yeah,

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Speaker 2: You squish it down and make it flat right, because

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Speaker 2: it goes in you put it in. It goes in

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Speaker 2: like a card and then it opens up. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I just want to be honest. I actually never used it,

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Speaker 1: so I'm just assuming this is how it goes. No,

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Speaker 1: I believe that's what everybody.

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Speaker 4: And also people are too adamant about it, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't I feel about Tampa. It's very similar

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Speaker 2: to the female condom.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is. I used one of and I

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Speaker 4: Way that's absolutely that's in my throat, not from and

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Speaker 4: not from anything the dude did just for his negligence.

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Speaker 1: And then have you ever had sex with somebody with

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Speaker 1: where is the condom? And he was like, and then

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Speaker 1: you found it later? No, I haven't.

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Speaker 4: It comes out only because uh, the majority of guys

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Speaker 4: I've been with.

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Speaker 1: Don't use condoms.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I mean I'm reckless because there were years in between.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, I fucking eras. That's how that was

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Speaker 4: He was with the bathroom probably, I don't know. He

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Speaker 4: of as my sister and I call them, just a

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Speaker 4: lot of Cody chestnuts for every for every Andre three thousand,

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Speaker 4: which already is a particular there's just a particular type

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Speaker 1: You gotta go through a few t i's, you know

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Speaker 4: always a Rico. And even I have a couple, so like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: they're not all gonna be winners. But usually I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: Okay, well let's get into it. How do you as

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Speaker 1: a woman who's grown you know, as a grown up,

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Speaker 1: how do you how do you get what you want

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Speaker 4: An there and ship has to happen to you, and

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Speaker 4: you have to understand that ship has to happen to you,

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Speaker 4: and you have to go through You have to go

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Speaker 4: through it, even if you Yeah, it's because the first

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Speaker 4: that's over.

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Speaker 1: No, what are you kidding? You would? It's not over.

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Speaker 4: You have to do it a few times before you're like, okay,

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Speaker 4: I guess I should be learning from this.

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Speaker 1: Ooh abortion, yes. Yeah, So the first time it's over,

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Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that was nothing, right, dude, this again?

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Speaker 1: And then you let my name my name in here.

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Speaker 1: We live in the era of Plan beep Hills, a

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Speaker 1: Plan B as you know that I know is fifty

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Speaker 4: Go to Target, oh, if you use the off brand

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Speaker 4: I had. I recently had to use an.

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Speaker 1: It was all that was left. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 4: It was at Walgreens and their off brand is called

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Speaker 4: take Action, and how.

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Speaker 1: Much does that cost? I wonder how much money I'm

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Speaker 1: selling only like.

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Speaker 4: Five bucks cheaper because it was in New York City,

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Speaker 4: but I'm guessing elsewhere in the country it's probably.

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Speaker 1: See, I can't take that risk.

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Speaker 4: They had no thing now is because I sucked around

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Speaker 2: So I don't want to risk it though I don't

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Speaker 4: It was almost like, uh yeah, no, I totally get it.

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Speaker 4: I definitely want name brand. My my tissues are cleanex

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Speaker 4: My oreos or double stuff.

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Speaker 1: All you know what I mean? No, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: understand that what I'm saying for my for my emergency contraceptive,

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Speaker 1: I needed to be name brand, top shelf, like I

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Speaker 1: made me go?

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Speaker 4: Let me go on and give the take action a

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Speaker 4: try is because when I have found that when you

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Speaker 4: buy store brand over the counter drug, it's a little stronger.

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Speaker 4: And I think it's because they ain't paying as close

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Speaker 4: the title A couple of Yeah, I know, I feel

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Speaker 4: like it's a old stronger like Family Dollar version nikewel

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Speaker 4: they're still using ingredients that they're not supposed to be using.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, this is not name brand, but

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Speaker 1: you know what, you might be right because you know

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Speaker 1: the you know the bootleg liquors, like, yeah, what's that

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Speaker 1: Ray and something Ray and nephew, it's not okay? Well

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Speaker 1: like that's Jamaican overproof rum.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, okay, like Alex like Williams, Yes, something like that.

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Speaker 1: That's so strong, strong, it's cheap, it's gasoline taste good,

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Speaker 1: but it definitely gets what it's supposed to get done

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Speaker 4: So I was like, you know what I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like you probably wouldn't get

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Speaker 2: That's a good thing when hooking up with somebody you

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, question, So you have

440
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,439
Speaker 1: sex with this man? Right? Yes? Who was it? Like?

441
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 1: What type of man was it was? Like? A was it?

442
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,040
Speaker 1: It wasn't a comedian. It was a.

443
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,200
Speaker 3: Comically she should have taken.

444
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:24,080
Speaker 1: People are trash no matter what they do. Yes, but

445
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,479
Speaker 1: but I don't want to see the trash on stage.

446
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,919
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be trash before me and be in

447
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,520
Speaker 1: my vagina, is what I'm trying to say. No, No,

448
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,280
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that.

449
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,399
Speaker 4: I have a very low self esteem also, but I

450
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 4: can also, I mean, I she I know who is

451
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 4: a quality comedian. Okay, I know who's very funny. And

452
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,439
Speaker 4: I also see who has drive.

453
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,680
Speaker 1: I don't your drive can't put me in an uberpool.

454
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 4: I mean if you, I mean, if your driver isn't

455
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 4: all that great, Oh, probably fuck you because I'm not

456
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,920
Speaker 4: gonna see you later on.

457
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,719
Speaker 1: A you know what I mean?

458
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 4: Their own woman right there just make me laugh off stage?

459
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 1: But really can't bring it at a mic. Then yeah,

460
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 1: probably fuck you because I know I'm not going to

461
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 1: see you a knitting like you know what I mean.

462
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:19,679
Speaker 1: Shout out to Clark Jones Comedy on Sundays. Wow, he

463
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,160
Speaker 1: just did it. He did a podcast, you know. Okay,

464
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 1: so you guys didn't use a condom or the condom broke.

465
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 1: Oh no we didn't. Okay, no we didn't.

466
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:32,880
Speaker 3: We did dog getting at your home my place? Okay, Well,

467
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 3: see growing and stuff I feel like I got.

468
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I got a lot out of that.

469
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,359
Speaker 1: That was good. But I want to know some more stuffily.

470
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 2: I want to know about, like how do you deal

471
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 2: with people now that you're older, because I feel like

472
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 2: you don't have the.

473
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 1: Talents for ship. You can't. You're not putting it up

474
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,360
Speaker 1: really and I already.

475
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 4: I mean like I've been an old man since I

476
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 4: was like fifteen, just like Crotchety, you know, just ornery

477
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 4: as the day is long.

478
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 1: I can't wait to be to turn into an old mayor.

479
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 4: It's well no, because I still have to. I mean,

480
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,160
Speaker 4: like I'm not at his level of just like, hey,

481
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 4: I also know who killed various things. But I mean

482
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 4: I usually am out places and I keep my mouth

483
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 4: shut and I watch and I get people to talk because.

484
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: They will eventually telling themselves that's true.

485
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 4: So that's fun and and then you just file that

486
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 4: away for later and I, uh, I don't know, man,

487
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 4: it's you.

488
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: Once you go.

489
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 4: Through ship and you just see people going through ship,

490
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:40,120
Speaker 4: empathy kind of hopefully grows so you can still, yes,

491
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 4: you can still not care but empathize. I mean it

492
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 4: sometimes may come off a little condescending, like, but it's

493
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 4: you run that risk of like, no, I get where

494
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 4: you're coming from.

495
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 3: I feel like you're the person at work that like

496
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 3: somebody will ask you a question more than one time and.

497
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,199
Speaker 1: You'll, like you just look at them and make them

498
00:22:59,200 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 1: feel little stick.

499
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what I did to these two women

500
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 4: at Shake Jack yesterday. I was going to move over,

501
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 4: you know what, I like, I was telling you. I

502
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 4: feel like everyone is just fed up right now, and

503
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 4: it feels very uh. I feel like people are also

504
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 4: trying to, uh, I don't know, maybe assert themselves in

505
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 4: places where they don't necessarily need to assert themselves.

506
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 1: That's everybody, right. I think that's because of social media,

507
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: because people have access to whatever life, and also in

508
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: New York.

509
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 4: New York is basically just fighting for agency constantly, and

510
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 4: sometimes you don't actually have that agency and you have

511
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 4: to accept that. Yeah, And so I was just there

512
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 4: was just a day yesterday was a day of just

513
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 4: issues where and yeah, tripped down just watching, Yeah, just

514
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 4: watching people force their way on the trains and then

515
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 4: they get into arguments about that or they silently acknowledge,

516
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Just everyone yeah, just jammed

517
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 4: into space is yesterday, and I felt like everyone had

518
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 4: reached their limit of doing so. And so I was

519
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 4: trying I try to adjust. My whole thing is I

520
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 4: try to treat time here in New York like I

521
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 4: treat like a public restroom where you never knew I

522
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 4: was in there, you.

523
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? I made you, know what I mean,

524
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: like you just just like I'm in there, do my thing,

525
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: and I'm out like I don't want you know what

526
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: I mean, because I'm not trying to.

527
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 4: But there are spaces where I can stretch and reach

528
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 4: you know that there's a line mirror stuff.

529
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: So you know I'm at a I'm at a shake shack.

530
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 4: There are lots of people there, and it's one of

531
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 4: these shake shacks where they don't even have cashiers.

532
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 1: It's just kiosk. So you know, they don't even want

533
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: you to sit down, you like a cafe. It's some

534
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 1: new thing that they have over by it.

535
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 4: My job is close to n y U, so it's there,

536
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 4: so it's just a bunch of.

537
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. So they know how they put.

538
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 4: Your parents card into this machine or whatever you want

539
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 4: like you've been doing, and no pay for it, and uh,

540
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 4: you know, if any anyone else at Luce, you guys

541
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 4: just have to stand like at a counter at a

542
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 4: pizza joint and.

543
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: And just taste it because you have it don't come

544
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 1: with fries. Yeah.

545
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 4: So so it was one of those situations. So they're

546
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 4: already three women and I don't want to say the race,

547
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 4: but you'll figure it. We already Okay, So there's a couple.

548
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 4: They're at a bar. They're at a place where it's

549
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 4: supposed to be individual people able to eat, and they're

550
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 4: chilling like it's a table. So we're just I'm just

551
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 4: there hovering over and with two other people like when

552
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 4: are you all going to get up? Because you're gonna

553
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 4: have to get up because I am at my wits

554
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 4: end and I'm ready to push you off of stools

555
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 4: and uh. So finally they got the vibe and they're like, oh,

556
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 4: I guess we should go.

557
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should go.

558
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 4: You finished eating like ten minutes ago. You should have

559
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 4: been eating while walking to your next destination.

560
00:25:52,760 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: You're waisting top. Yeah. They no French cafe money for this.

561
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: Let it digest by that twirlly cube. I mean, if

562
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: this was race for you, so that you could tell that,

563
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: you can tell us that kind of places. So they move.

564
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: I rush in with two other women.

565
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 4: We set up very like in a way like the

566
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 4: bar is long, but it's also kind of deep, so

567
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 4: we put all of our things stacked deep, so we're

568
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 4: very like we're not spread out, we're spread forward and

569
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 4: uh and we're waiting on our food.

570
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 1: We get. Everybody gets their food.

571
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 4: There's one woman who's put her stuff down, and I

572
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 4: guess maybe she went to the restroom. She's on one

573
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 4: side of me, there's one still on the other. She

574
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 4: put her food down and they went to the bathroom.

575
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: Not her food, her stuff stuff. She was going to

576
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: watch it. Well, no, it wasn't even I keep my

577
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: eye on stuff.

578
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 4: She didn't ask and she didn't put it like in

579
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 4: a way where it was like kind of under so

580
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 4: you'd have to really feel like stealing, and you know,

581
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 4: I mean like sometimes you do, but not you wouldn't

582
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 4: have had.

583
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 3: Layers have never kept me from.

584
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 4: So I'm there, I have my extremely healthy hot dog,

585
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 4: and I am she's housing it in the ugliest way.

586
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 1: It's not even.

587
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 4: Attractive to men walking through and looking in a window,

588
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 4: but how I want. And these two women are there

589
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 4: and they're waiting on their food and they're just chatting

590
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 4: but also kind of looking around in the hopes that

591
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 4: someone may take pity on them and offer them seats.

592
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: No one's doing so, because it's New York City.

593
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 4: And then they see that there's something empty and on

594
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 4: the other side of me, but they don't take it

595
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 4: all in. They just don't see that there's someone jammed in.

596
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 4: And so one woman is just like, excuse me, could

597
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 4: you like move over so me and my friend could

598
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 4: eat together?

599
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: And I looked at her and it was a long pause.

600
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 4: It was definitely long enough for her to yeah where

601
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 4: she was like, oh, maybe I shouldn't have And before

602
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 4: I could open her mouth my mouth, the woman came

603
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 4: back and was like, actually, my stuff is here, blah blah,

604
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 4: and she.

605
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: Because she I think sense.

606
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 4: That I was was about to pop off, prepared to

607
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 4: fight this woman. Yeah, and she was like, oh, okay, okay,

608
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 4: all right, and then she was I guess they're just

609
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 4: I guess we just have to stand here there, just

610
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 4: going through your mind when you're getting ready to pop

611
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 4: off on somebody if I have. Honestly, I try not to.

612
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 4: I try to go blank usually, I see you read.

613
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 4: What I was thinking then was do I have enough

614
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 4: money in savings to get me out of whatever I'm

615
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 4: getting ready to get.

616
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: My because you and shake Shack, they're not going to

617
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: call the cops if you and McDonald's but in shake Shack, right,

618
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: So that's why I was, okay, don't count. I was like,

619
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't want you to spend your whatever statements, don't

620
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: That's what woman she got a rainy day. That's that's

621
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: where I That's where I was. So I got I

622
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: was matther than normal because normally I'd be like, I'm

623
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: not even gonna talk to you. Time for you, but I.

624
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 4: Was like, not only do I have time today, I

625
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,959
Speaker 4: also have reached Apparently I don't understand this isn't even

626
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: a PMS week, so I don't know why I want to.

627
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, no, it's terrible, horrible.

628
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 4: But yeah, so I uh, this woman saved this white

629
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 4: woman's life. She really should have thanked her.

630
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: Have you ever.

631
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 3: Have you ever blown up on somebody and like you

632
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 3: were wrong?

633
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Probably? Yes? Do you have one

634
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: specific one that you were like? Oh, I have to

635
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: go back and say sorry. They have to. Yeah, you

636
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: do have to say sorry. I'm sure. Let me think,

637
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: Wait when you.

638
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 3: When you say you say sorry, are you one of

639
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 3: these people that you'd be like, I just I mean,

640
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: I came up to apologize and then you never say sorry?

641
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: No, no, I do.

642
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 4: I do say sorry, I'm sorry how you feel I

643
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 4: feel that way? Yeah, I mean there is also a

644
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 4: little bit of that depending on what it was I said.

645
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 4: But if I say I'm sorry you feel that way,

646
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 4: it is because I'm not.

647
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,239
Speaker 1: I'm not necessarily sorry that I feel bad that you

648
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: feel bad. I'm sorry for feelings.

649
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 4: I also still believe what I believe what I said

650
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 4: to you, and that's I mean, we're gonna have to

651
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 4: work through this. Oh, now, so where do we go?

652
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 4: Because I'm not gonna stop believing. I am trying to.

653
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 4: I'm my esteem. My self esteem is fairly love.

654
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying that?

655
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 4: Because I'm you know, I'm that magical kind of uh self,

656
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 4: low self esteem person that does comedy.

657
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: So I'm narcissistic and also low self esteem.

658
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Speaker 2: Really, whenever I see you on stage, I'm like, yes,

659
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 2: strong black women, Yeah, no, go find up there because

660
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, well you gotta listen to me now.

661
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 4: But also I'm talking and I'm saying things that I think,

662
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 4: So I'm not feel good about my brain and I

663
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 4: feel good about things that I think and write and say,

664
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 4: you're because you're very smart, but I don't feel thank you.

665
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 4: I'm very kind of you to say.

666
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate say, but how do we know that she's smart?

667
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 1: That's what? Yeah? Yeah do we know? Following her?

668
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 4: But but yeah, so I uh but I also were

669
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 4: My thing is visually. I am not happy with how

670
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 4: I present myself visually, and I do my best to.

671
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: I mean, every time I see you have like a

672
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: red matt living yeah you had you had a sou

673
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: pant and yeah you always have a dress, a cardigan, Yeah,

674
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: cute shoe. What do you mean it is? Because I'm like, well,

675
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: that's all the hide.

676
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 4: Whatever I got an issue with, and now I'm like, oh, well,

677
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 4: this is I guess my aesthetic. And when I attempt

678
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 4: to do the the chill look of the of the youth.

679
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: Even when I was young, I've always i mean, like,

680
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 4: you know, we sing look the U T shirt, we

681
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 4: sing songs about the brick house woman, But whither the

682
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 4: brick house girl?

683
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: What happens when you look like a brick house at

684
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: a time when you weren't Yeah, you know what I mean,

685
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: when you're not supposed to what you say. You know,

686
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: back in the day, I was a beatty.

687
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is when everyone was talking cat calling issues,

688
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 4: I wanted to be there for you. All of my

689
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 4: cat calls were from men sixty and older from the

690
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 4: time I was like fifteen.

691
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: What is a sixty year old man yelling at you?

692
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: Start with.

693
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 4: It?

694
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: Go from there. Everyone starts with that.

695
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 4: So I've been like a cat cat daddy, nip forever

696
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 4: cat daddy. So so it's like I get it, and

697
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 4: I feel like I understand like maybe feeling scared, but

698
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 4: also can't you just go, oh, youse, uncle, you funny

699
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 4: and keep it moving.

700
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: But now I realize, oh no, no, I guess this

701
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: is if.

702
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: Well they're aggressive now, Like the cat Daddy was like,

703
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: I'm too old. I'm not gonna get out and try

704
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 2: to approach you.

705
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: But these dudes, yeah, yeah, I got strong bones and

706
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: ship to like a like a cat Daddy on a

707
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,959
Speaker 1: porch right sitting on a chair. He's not getting up.

708
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's gonna take him too long to get exactly.

709
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 4: But like like cat Daddy's here on the street, they're

710
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 4: already on the street, so they're that that already makes

711
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 4: them closer.

712
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: So are you saying that you've always looked older or

713
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: more grown than you? Actually, since my body.

714
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 4: Has always been more of like a womanly body, and

715
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 4: so I've always not necessarily looked older, like my face

716
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 4: hasn't looked right. And then also stylistically, I lean towards

717
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 4: like thrift storage dresses.

718
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: Okay, so I always something with a shoulder pad.

719
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, well no, like like like I look like a

720
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 4: Sam Cook song, right, so like just look.

721
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. So I feel like

722
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm kind of triggering. Would you wear aproach? Absolutely? Yeah? Yea, yeah,

723
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely that is fly heirloom on our shoulder.

724
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, definitely like that kind of thing, so

725
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 4: that I feel like maybe adds to the girl. And

726
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 4: then I have like a I think I have a

727
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 4: maternal streak, which is weird because I don't want kids,

728
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 4: don't want kids, but some.

729
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: People, I guess, I mean some people in this room

730
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: got kids.

731
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 4: But like, yeah, so but I still kind of, you know,

732
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 4: like so I still come off a little maternal like,

733
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 4: and I don't.

734
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: Do children flat to you, like the kids like you.

735
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 4: Sometimes they do. But then I find out whe there

736
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 4: are the kids that were like me. So there were

737
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 4: kids who normally didn't play outside or read a lot

738
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 4: or something like that, and then they just took to me.

739
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 4: I was at work yesterday and one of my coworkers

740
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 4: brought his son in one of two.

741
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 2: He's got like a set of twins or something. Wow, oh,

742
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 2: you must wear at a nice place. They got people

743
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: who got more than one kidney. Poor people can have twins. Okay,

744
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: that's the thing that happened.

745
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: A rich person.

746
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 4: Sidney's thinking because Beyonce, you know, good on her for

747
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 4: carrying those babies. And that is all I was saying

748
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 4: about that, because I do not want you to be

749
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 4: inundated with bees and lemons or whatever. But yeah, like

750
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 4: so he only brought in one twin to work and

751
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 4: the kid uh came up to me and it was

752
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 4: just like, hello, I know we've met before, but I

753
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 4: cannot remember your name. Got too old to be talking

754
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 4: like an old man. But I was like, but I

755
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 4: get you. You talk like and I get it.

756
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: I understand why you were weirdly formal in topic six

757
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: came up to he was like, we haven't been formally.

758
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: I like kids like that. You want to like a

759
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 1: grown ass chat. It's a little it's a little weird

760
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: because get your ass to work. You could talk like

761
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: that child.

762
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 4: Because children are truthful and if they are, if they are,

763
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 4: just if they just say their truth and then just

764
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 4: keep running around, you can like just sit there quietly

765
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 4: and grieve for your soul because they just cut you

766
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 4: down the size. But if they are having a conversation

767
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 4: now you have to continue to talk to them like

768
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 4: they're a little adult.

769
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: I would ignore somebody's child. I have ignored somebody. Oh

770
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: I ignore children all the time. But sometimes they just

771
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: come up and go good evening, madam. So he himself yeah,

772
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: and he was like, what could you please remind me

773
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: of what your name is?

774
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, my name is Sheilay. Well,

775
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 4: well it is good to make your acquaintance again.

776
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 1: I was like, you teach him this ship.

777
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: I don't know, probably his weird old pam, right and right,

778
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 4: that's what you.

779
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: He got old parents. He got those parents. No, not no,

780
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: there's a weird old but no, they're not like.

781
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 4: Those old You know how you have parents that are

782
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 4: entirely too old, and so you end up just being

783
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 4: strange and you don't know how to talk to young

784
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 4: people because you've been around, like you know, when you're

785
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 4: raised by a grandmother.

786
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: That's me. That's me. I was raised by people who

787
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: were senior citizens as a kid, so I knew about

788
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: a dialysis chord. Yeah, all these things that you're not

789
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: that sugar pills like stuff like that. I don't know

790
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: what a sugar pill is but for people who have

791
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: the diabetes. But the fact that you were raised by

792
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: old people kind of makes sense. Now.

793
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 3: It's making sense why you struggle with technology because I feel.

794
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 5: Like, how do I let me put it in the

795
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 5: Googler And I'm like, dude, call somebody with a question

796
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 5: instead of just jumping the googler.

797
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: Let me.

798
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 4: Sometimes there's I'm sweet about that. My mother used to

799
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 4: once I friended her on Facebook. She would if she

800
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 4: saw a status that she liked, she would call me

801
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 4: to tell me. And then I finally had to go, look, look,

802
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 4: do you see you're looking at the computer now?

803
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: Yes, shee.

804
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 4: Do you see the little thumbs yeah, just hit the

805
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 4: thumbs up one and that that'll let then we don't

806
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 4: have to talk on the.

807
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: Phone all the time.

808
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 3: I'm trying to join Facebook, and none of us would

809
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 3: make the profile for her, so she.

810
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: Did that us, that's horrible, Like I want a fifth book,

811
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: and we were like, well, we're not. We don't, we

812
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: don't want you there. No, we had like.

813
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 4: We had a family reunion, a big family reunion, and

814
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 4: others there were talking about Facebook, and my sister and

815
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 4: I were just like shu, but you.

816
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: Know, so they were around.

817
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 4: They set it up for both my parents, and my

818
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 4: parents sent us friend requests and my sister and I

819
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 4: ignored them for shame. We had to have like a

820
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 4: family discussion. We had to sit down and we're like, look,

821
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 4: we'll do this, but here are list of demands and

822
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 4: you can't w want, won't want that kind of thing. Okay,

823
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 4: they actually end up being very good with it, like

824
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 4: they didn't jump on you know how You're having some

825
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 4: crazy conversation with your peers and then an auntie comes

826
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 4: on like, uh, you know your cousin still has that

827
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 4: foot thing and and you're like, no, this is why.

828
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 2: I have a friend whom mother hops on the conversation

829
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: and be like, well, just know that I love you baby,

830
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 2: that kind of thing I'm trying to I'm trying to

831
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 2: hit these trolls with these bars, and then your mother

832
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: coming like, but baby, I love you. These people shut

833
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 2: But usually my mother would just call and ask like, okay,

834
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 2: who are those people?

835
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: What's that about?

836
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 4: And I just go, oh, it's this, and she's like okay, cool,

837
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 4: And or my and my dad would just I believe

838
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 4: my dad was much more of a lurker, so he

839
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 4: would read it all and then later we'd have a

840
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 4: bringing up, bring it up, yeah, just like and then

841
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, just.

842
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: And he'd be like, well, I noticed that such friend

843
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: Derek ain't got no hose. Why doesn't Derek looks like

844
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: ave been looking? Man? Why doesn't. Derek's no one to

845
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: wear the hose, are Well, maybe I can help your

846
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: friend Derek out right? Nonet want to tell us from

847
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: the KitKat? You know? So yeah, like that's that's what?

848
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: Are you an only child? No? I have a younger sister?

849
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: You do she grown too? Oh? Good lord? Yes, good lord?

850
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: Did you give me only child? Vies? But then you

851
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: also give me older sister?

852
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm definitely Yeah, she's only like three years younger.

853
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: We're pretty close.

854
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 4: Especially, this is how I realized we must be close

855
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 4: because uh, like all right, so both my parents passed

856
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 4: away recently, right, and so we've been dealing with all

857
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 4: of that together, and there was no you're dealing with

858
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 4: family and you know, family friends, and they all they

859
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 4: all are trying to tell you what they think you

860
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 4: should do. But they're also super respectful of like because

861
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 4: that's what with what like with the house okay, like

862
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 4: the real yeah, like real, because you're an adult, if

863
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 4: you were like twenty five, they're like, well, somebody someone

864
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 4: has to help. But they were also very respectful of

865
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 4: the bond that the two of us have, so they

866
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 4: wouldn't try to have that discussion without the other one.

867
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: Being there. That's good. Yeah, they're like.

868
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 4: Whatever, real cute. Yeah, it's whatever the two of you decide.

869
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: They would There was a lot of my family wouldn't

870
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 4: do that, but like Jason Sidney's done, can you handle

871
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 4: this ship?

872
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: You don't do it all.

873
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 4: So that was that's why I'm like, oh yeah, because

874
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 4: I've seen like that kind of thing, like split family.

875
00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: I mean, luckily we ain't got ship. That's why. That's

876
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: why it's so cute that they would say.

877
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 4: These things and we would be like, well, good, great, thanks,

878
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 4: and then we're like, all right, so we just drive

879
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 4: his car until they repoet and then we just leave

880
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: the house right word word and that.

881
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: Well, they weren't paid for and we weren't gonna AnyWho.

882
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just you leave it behind you and yeah,

883
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 4: so we just make those decisions together. And yeah, she is,

884
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 4: she's she's extremely grown, you know, so so.

885
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: Wait as a as a grown woman, like your emotions,

886
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 2: you're you've been, you dealt with death, you dealt with

887
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: so much. I feel like I want to get to

888
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: that point where I don't break down?

889
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: Do you break down?

890
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: Are you just one of those stoic people that are

891
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: like I've cried, and no.

892
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 4: I break down. I see crying as a tool for

893
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 4: for what.

894
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: It clears it out. If you don't clear it out,

895
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: it's back up, Marie. What do you mean anything? She

896
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: doesn't cry, and I don't really sweat either, So where's

897
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: the water? That's what I'm saying. Boy, when it comes out,

898
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: you're just gonna just fade away. Literally, going to be

899
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: the way said once a year, I cry once a

900
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: year on my birthday.

901
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's when I get it out. Why why

902
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: because every year on my birthday is just the saddest.

903
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: Day of my life. Okay, now why is it sad?

904
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: This will be going to do this right here? You're

905
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: doing it?

906
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I feel like every year I get older,

907
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 3: but I feel like what I've accomplished doesn't match the

908
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 3: time that's passing.

909
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: Doesn't make sense, and that's crazy.

910
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 4: No, But so the accomplishments that you've done, you feel like,

911
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 4: are not enough for me to be old.

912
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: For me to be another three hundred and sixty five

913
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: days older.

914
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 4: What who's setting these accomplishments and what are based on me?

915
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: You know what it is? I'll look at like what

916
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber's doing is justin Bieber what that's what it is.

917
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 3: And I'm like, Attie Jenner's had a baby named Storm,

918
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 3: and I feel like.

919
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: She's twelve, you know what I mean.

920
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: And also I know that people who are entertainment lie

921
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 3: about how old they are. Sure, So I'm like, well,

922
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 3: I'm an entertainment I'm just gonna keep lying about my

923
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 3: age until I.

924
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 1: Get you know, right or something right. Okay, But it's

925
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 1: crazy because it's linked to your job. Yeah, it's basically.

926
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because my job is my life, right, It's

927
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 3: not like I have a nine to five.

928
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: Job at Your job is your job is revealing as

929
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 1: much of your life as you want to reveal, okay everything?

930
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 4: Then so then it if that is the case, if

931
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 4: you don't actually reveal your feelings, it's just work.

932
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 1: It's just work.

933
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 4: It's not a normal work time, but it is your

934
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 4: job because you're not necessarily.

935
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: I got nothing else, That's what I'm trying to tell you.

936
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm her friend and I've known her for three,

937
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 2: like more than three years now, and I see all

938
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 2: the progress and all the ship.

939
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: That you're doing. So I'm like, what are you talking about?

940
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: You've done this, then we all talking about magazine and free.

941
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: It's a free magazine that we're in every day. The

942
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: reason why I'm not.

943
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 4: Going to do take that route is because you're never

944
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 4: going to see it the way others are going to

945
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 4: see it.

946
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: I know that's the case.

947
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 4: Facts, So there's no need even like giving you that

948
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 4: laundry list.

949
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: You you already know it, but you're looking at it

950
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: through a different lens. I know. I'm like, Well, when

951
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama was.

952
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 4: Sure, she used, first, you have to understand that the

953
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 4: job that you want to do, the job that we

954
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 4: are all doing, is at his core, extremely needed and

955
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 4: also truly ridiculous.

956
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: Yep, I thought I was going for you to be like,

957
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: truly terrible. No, no, no, I mean, yeah, it's not.

958
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 4: I mean it's not great because you are basically putting

959
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 4: out there what you want to put out there that

960
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 4: still means a lot to you. For people to be like,

961
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 4: you know, to reject that, that sucks for sure, that

962
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 4: I even want to do this is crazy because we.

963
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: Must be all a little bit crazy, a little bit

964
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: we're all.

965
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, little, my family will remind

966
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 4: me of this all the time.

967
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: I would do, you know, kid, dances that you do

968
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: like trans or you would dance with the family. Family

969
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: white socks didn't do talent shows. Oh no, those were

970
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: there talent shows for whatever. I did a talent show.

971
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: My mother took off for work, and she came in

972
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 2: her church coat and she kept her glasses and coat

973
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 2: on the whole time. And then after she was like,

974
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 2: don't make me take off of work for something like

975
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 2: this again, it's terrible. Shout shout out, don't make me

976
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 2: take off of work.

977
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: What was your talent? I was singing a Holy Night

978
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: as a couple of bars. Oh, it was so bad

979
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: right now. What the choir was? It just it was me?

980
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,720
Speaker 1: It was me and another don't that is ballsy? Ballsy

981
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: for grown? I didn't have the choir didn't come in

982
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: necessary for that note though, bitch a cappella at that well,

983
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: you know what I sang, I say, no music.

984
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 4: I sang the longest time by Billy Joel acappella at

985
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 4: a talent show.

986
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: The longest. I don't even think my parents came and

987
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: actually the best. I feel like that was for the best.

988
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: My mother came and she was not happy. I'm sure

989
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: my mother is very adamant. She was just like, no,

990
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: that's not something I want to hear. It's like you

991
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: and you're no singing white boys.

992
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 4: I'm not supporting anything. So everything I was into, she

993
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 4: was just like this is bullshit. She was like this

994
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 4: was a talent less show. She was so pissed.

995
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 1: I used to play the clarinet, and I'm saying play,

996
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: just using that word as loosely as possible.

997
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 3: And you know, we would have school concerts in the

998
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 3: spring and in the fall, and all the kids parents

999
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 3: would come to watch them perform, right, and I.

1000
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: Would be sitting there just just doing the fingers. I

1001
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be my mouth wouldn't even be on the clarinet.

1002
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: I would just be moving my fingers. My mom, mummy

1003
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: take a picture anyway.

1004
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 3: And then we would get like tests, like they would

1005
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: test us once a month. Oh sure, see if we

1006
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 3: had learned anything like the well, you're gonna play this

1007
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 3: song for the music teacher.

1008
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, I didn't learn this, No, I

1009
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: don't know that. Is this a c F sharp stupid? Yeah?

1010
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 4: No, I mean like, look, you'll you have to lighten

1011
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 4: that load, and only you can do it, and you

1012
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 4: have to decide when to when you're ready to lighten

1013
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 4: the load off of what you're doing right now. That

1014
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 4: load is driving you, that ship on your back is

1015
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 4: propelling you forward.

1016
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: But it be a point where it'll stop.

1017
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 4: Propelling you forward and start propelling you down, and you

1018
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 4: have to like just kind of feel.

1019
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: I mean, this year is the first year I think

1020
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: since I graduated from college that I did not cry

1021
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: on my birthday.

1022
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 3: But I also did molly. So there's that. That's a

1023
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 3: different kind of cry. Not in cry. It wasn't the

1024
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 3: molly wasn't that good.

1025
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 2: It was not she was out of it in like

1026
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 2: what thirty minutes. I have not I have not tried

1027
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 2: the molly that you kids. I don't do the drugs. Really,

1028
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 2: what drugs have you done? Because I feel like you've

1029
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 2: been around to do something. Well, I you know, I'm

1030
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,760
Speaker 2: I'm old. So I did ecstasy, the pill, the pilly.

1031
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 2: Well what is molly?

1032
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: Is it? I thought? Yeah? Wait, well how do you

1033
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 1: take it?

1034
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 4: Do you put it in like your drink, like a

1035
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 4: ben a fiber which is.

1036
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: What I'm on now. Yeah, yeah, just benefiber all throughout

1037
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: my purse, fiber get regularly. Yeah, you know, you just

1038
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: cook it up and spoon. It's just straight. Are you

1039
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: somebody who pays in exact change? Done that? Yes?

1040
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 4: And what I look for in a wallet is a

1041
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 4: section just for change, section for change, section for change

1042
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 4: in a section for coupon. And well, well you know,

1043
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 4: I mean I'm no place now, but yes, in my

1044
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 4: suburban life for sure, in my ratty cars and my coupon. Yeah, absolutely,

1045
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 4: because I mean pop tarts you can get them for

1046
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 4: cheaper than what they're telling you. You just gotta you

1047
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 4: gotta know, you gotta know what do.

1048
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: You gotta know it? Dude, you got you gotta be

1049
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: ready to get their rain check if they're out.

1050
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 4: Absolutely all that stuff. You can try to keep up

1051
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 4: with all of that. But yeah, I look for and

1052
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 4: I do like try to keep you know, all right,

1053
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 4: I need like six pennies, two dimes, three nickels, two quarters.

1054
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: That ought to cover me in case. I hate carrying change.

1055
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: So I will count.

1056
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 3: They'll tell me something and I'll be like, well, I'm

1057
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 3: gonna give you. It'll be like if the total is,

1058
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 3: I don't know, eighty eight cents something, eighty eight or

1059
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 3: give them I'll give them eighty eight cents.

1060
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, or I'll do it. So that they give me

1061
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 1: back a dime.

1062
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 4: I no, I do that too, And it's fun to

1063
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 4: watch the confusion on some faces when they're like.

1064
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate going Yeah, just give me the back.

1065
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: I will give a.

1066
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 2: Whole dollar so I won't have to give the change.

1067
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: Even though I know the changes in my purse, I

1068
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 2: just don't feel like I'm not doing it.

1069
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: No, no, I have to do that.

1070
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 4: And especially dealing with a couple of the trusted bodega

1071
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 4: fellas in my neighborhood, I gotta be on top of

1072
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 4: it because they are earning their millions one quarter at

1073
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 4: a time.

1074
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: That's true, doing that change. Yeah, And there's one dude

1075
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: in particular who is at two different bodegas near my

1076
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: house doing that.

1077
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 4: This feels like, yeah, I'm like, that's like two different

1078
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 4: mafia famis. He's just like, you give him the money

1079
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 4: and then you give them enough of the change, and

1080
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 4: then he gives you change back.

1081
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: That is not and if you did right, you know

1082
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: what I mean? So like he's actually give you back.

1083
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: He'll give you back like a nickel.

1084
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 4: And you're like, I covered this part, so you're actually

1085
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 4: supposed to give me you know what? Like that kind

1086
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 4: of thing, and he doesn't like when he's suddenly super

1087
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 4: interested in whatever is on the television and something's going

1088
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 4: you know, like they try to wait until the quote

1089
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 4: busiest moment to suddenly give you a change back all right, actually,

1090
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 4: you know like people behind it, and I'm I'm like, no,

1091
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 4: I want.

1092
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 1: To stand here and here we're gonna hold up. Actually

1093
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,959
Speaker 1: this is six. I think that's a grown petty woman

1094
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: thing to do, to be like we gonna hold up

1095
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: this whole line. I will absolutely. I just had to

1096
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 1: wait for two dancing junkies to get their lucies.

1097
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 4: They can wait for me to get my exact change.

1098
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 4: Like we are all gonna wait here, We're all gonna

1099
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 4: die here. Let's understand it.

1100
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna be We're gonna be fine.

1101
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 4: But I'm not leaving here without my Snapple Apple and

1102
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 4: my correct change.

1103
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: That's how that's gonna get.

1104
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 3: I mean, the way that I think about it is

1105
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 3: you're not gonna give me something if i'm short, right,

1106
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 3: So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna leave until you

1107
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 3: give me all. Yeah, And I mean he knows, I'm sorry, Yes, Sidney,

1108
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 3: that's why you don't have any money, saved for if

1109
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 3: you need bail.

1110
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have bail. Your bail savings sell money. Damn,

1111
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: Adrian might have bail. Money's gonna leave you in there.

1112
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: You're gonna get out and the apartment's gonna buy bail

1113
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: money out, Dairy. I have bonds, Okay, bond says I

1114
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: thought you cashed him all out to go to college.

1115
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 3: That's why your mama don't talk to you.

1116
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: I know, Sydney put out all my business out here.

1117
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: Damn Marie Ship. I wish I knew something about you

1118
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: so I could spill it. I have nothing.

1119
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 3: City is all things that you've shared with us. Every

1120
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 3: episode will leading. I'm just you know, connecting the dots.

1121
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 3: I have one last question. How do you feel about resentment?

1122
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 3: Are you resentful towards anything that you have to be

1123
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 3: a up about?

1124
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: Like you see people doing shit and you really want

1125
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, Like do you hold grudges? Yeah?

1126
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 4: Oh I hold grudges until they're grown and can take

1127
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 4: off on their own. Like I keep a grudge like,

1128
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 4: oh boy, just under my bet, just grudges everywhere. But

1129
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 4: I have been working on and it's something I feel

1130
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 4: like once you go through the kind of shit that

1131
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 4: you go through to become you know, where you can

1132
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,240
Speaker 4: fee where you are, yeah, grown or whatever.

1133
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: You it's part of that empathy thing. So you're like,

1134
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: there's that word again. Yeah. So I still there are

1135
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: people that I will always.

1136
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 4: Hate hate, oh always, and on some level there's something

1137
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 4: and it could just be like and I could be

1138
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 4: cool with them, and still there's something.

1139
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: Where it's like, I don't know, man, Oh that's terrible.

1140
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 2: I feel like that. Can you feel like that in comedy?

1141
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 2: I feel like there's so many people in common. Yeah,

1142
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 2: that's definitely a thing. But now I don't Before I

1143
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 2: thought I still need to be friends with them. I

1144
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 2: need them to get ahead.

1145
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: I need to.

1146
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 4: But now what you learn just in doing comedy, you

1147
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 4: learn when you're not necessarily whatever it is that's gonna

1148
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 4: make you get attention is whatever is natural to you.

1149
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 1: So you kind of need to make your own way.

1150
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 4: You need to make your own thing and people will

1151
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 4: see you living and loving your thing and then they

1152
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 4: respond to that. So once you once you get that,

1153
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 4: I mean, you can just level up on people to hate.

1154
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 4: So now you don't hate these people, but it's a

1155
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 4: new level of people that you may possibly hate. So

1156
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 4: there's still resentment, but you just have to not think

1157
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 4: about it on your off time maybe you know what

1158
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 4: I mean, you just have to go well, I mean,

1159
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 4: like I don't know what their issue is. I also

1160
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 4: have to think about times that I that I certainly

1161
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 4: have done or said something where people are like.

1162
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: I think, I think that's a grown what I think

1163
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: that's a thing that happens when you're more mature or right,

1164
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 1: when you're grown up, you can look back at things

1165
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: that you did and you're like I was, I'm a

1166
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: pretty terrible person. Yo. Yeah. I mean you can either

1167
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: learn from it or still be your regular right. Yeah.

1168
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 4: So that's what I've I've been working on is just

1169
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,959
Speaker 4: like understanding, Okay, look we're all doing foul ship.

1170
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean I forgive you.

1171
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:23,839
Speaker 4: Or completely understand, but I'm not gonna let you take

1172
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 4: up that much real estate in my brain.

1173
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 3: I don't like, I don't like so many people that

1174
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 3: I sometimes I be forget who I don't.

1175
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 4: Like you have up the shell all the time. And

1176
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,240
Speaker 4: I mean when I moved here, I definitely I've only

1177
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 4: start just started to let myself be like okay, because

1178
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 4: I was like I know this city is tough, and

1179
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be a Pollyanna.

1180
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: You know.

1181
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, people are people were terrible all over the place,

1182
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 4: so I know that. So I'm just gonna try to

1183
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 4: put up as much of any possible. But you forget

1184
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 4: sometimes so you're with someone that you've been like, man,

1185
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 4: this nigga ship, right, and then you you they catch

1186
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 4: you on a day when you're tired or something and

1187
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 4: you're coming and you either let them know that you

1188
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 4: don't think they're ship, or you let them see you.

1189
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 4: And now you're angry with yourself because the show I'm

1190
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 4: always saying, and I'd be like, so it's just like

1191
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 4: trying to find like an equal balance of just like, okay,

1192
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 4: we all are.

1193
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: You looking at me like that? Looking at you like that?

1194
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that's not you. I feel like

1195
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: you're nice. City's like, you're nice, nice to people she

1196
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: doesn't like.

1197
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 3: And then and then I'll see her later and be like,

1198
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 3: I thought we wasn't effit with that person, because I'm

1199
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 3: the friend that's like, if you tell me you have

1200
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 3: a problem with somebody, then that person, if you're with

1201
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 3: that person later, I've already decided that I hate.

1202
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be comma if I don't like you,

1203
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: but I'm not should be rude. You don't have to

1204
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 1: be nice to people to cheat, don't lie. There's being

1205
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: nice and then there's just this is what Sny will do.

1206
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: She'll she'll say she hates somebody. They'll come up. Don't

1207
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: don't believe she's a fucking like she's a damn be like,

1208
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: I know, like, how are you doing so? Like, oh,

1209
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: that was great, Joe, She's there, don't we wait, I

1210
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: can't even believe you would say that. I'm going back

1211
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: to the group chat to be like, when did we

1212
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: decide that we were still rocking up? No, that's not true.

1213
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: And then I saw some and so she was trying

1214
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: to talk to me. I'm like, you had a conversation. No, no, no,

1215
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: that's not true.

1216
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 5: I have.

1217
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 2: I have a falling out with somebody, and then we'll

1218
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 2: have a conversation and then I'll be cool with them

1219
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 2: again because I feel like we in a better place.

1220
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: Nah, I don't live there.

1221
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 4: I don't want to be I don't want to be

1222
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 4: like out and out rude, because when I decide to

1223
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 4: be out and out rude, I'm not doing it to

1224
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 4: get just to move on through my day.

1225
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: I'm doing it because I want to destroy you like

1226
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: I want you.

1227
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 4: I want you dead. Otherwise I don't want to fuck

1228
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 4: with you. So there are plenty of people who probably

1229
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 4: don't even realize that I don't necessarily funk with them.

1230
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 4: I'm not super nice to them to make up for

1231
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 4: the for anything else. But I'm just kind of I

1232
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 4: don't like it.

1233
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: I just don't.

1234
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 2: I just don't in comedy. If I don't like you,

1235
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna recommend you for ship. I'm not gonna

1236
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 2: tell people about you. I'm not gonna wear on my show.

1237
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: But if I see you, I'm not gonna be like, ah,

1238
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: fuck you bitch.

1239
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be like, Hey, somebody asked me should

1240
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: I put you on a show, and I was like,

1241
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: if you like, that's too.

1242
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: Many words, I'm just like, huh, I just give them

1243
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: and then I keep it. Maybe I'm really good at

1244
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: not ever looking at you. I'm sure we'll be in

1245
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: the same room. You'll never catch my eyeballs. I will

1246
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: everywhere except you, and then when I leave I might

1247
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: by over show. Yeah, but I haven't.

1248
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 4: I never said hello, but you probably are more like

1249
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 4: that than you realize, because it was just coming through

1250
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 4: she I mean everyone probably also just a little more

1251
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 4: heightened than they realized.

1252
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 1: Everybody in here that's in the studio agrees nobody do

1253
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: you got in the studio? Do the people in the

1254
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: studio agree? They did kind of, they did. Absolutely, They

1255
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 1: laughed because they were looking. Mari started as ship, that's

1256
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: what they Somebody when I when I said what I

1257
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: was saying, somebody in the background was like, testify.

1258
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 4: So so all right, So then what you have to

1259
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 4: work on ahead, you already did me. You got Yeah,

1260
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 4: you need to cry more, and it's just get it

1261
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 4: out and everything. What you gotta work on.

1262
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: Is crying less. Putting on.

1263
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 4: Is putting on like a just say you don't You

1264
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 4: truly don't have to funk with them. They are literally

1265
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 4: not even a full sentence in your life. They're not

1266
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 4: even in your book of your life. They're not even

1267
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 4: a full sentences like that. So so you don't freaking up, yeah,

1268
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 4: if that may be punctuation. So you don't have to

1269
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 4: fuck with them. Now, you don't have to do it

1270
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 4: in a in a rude way. You don't have to

1271
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 4: actively let them know you're not fucking with them, you

1272
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 4: can you just go on about your business. So you've

1273
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 4: decided you're not going to put them on any shows.

1274
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. We're good. You can unfollow, you can.

1275
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 2: Can I tell you all, Marie, I see you tapping

1276
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 2: and making comments at people as well.

1277
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: The comments that I'm making are hilarious that I'm making. No,

1278
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: they're not. They I.

1279
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 4: Have thought and wanted to say very funny things on

1280
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 4: people's stuff, but I won't because I fear that when

1281
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 4: I see them out now, I got to talk to them.

1282
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm not going, Marie, oh my god, I'm killing everybody. Marie,

1283
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: the cat crying face. They don't know. I'll just put

1284
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: the cat crying emojis like laugh crying and literally me

1285
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: just going, girl, you're so dumb. Yah.

1286
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, see if no one knows my but I have

1287
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 4: to be with the right people and then I will

1288
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 4: go ahead and just expose everybody.

1289
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: But then after that, I still I'm still not going

1290
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: to fuck with them. So you just have to just

1291
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: a little bit more of a wall, just a little

1292
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: bit more, which I mean. I worked in the service industry,

1293
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: I feel like a wall might be too much to

1294
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 1: ask for right now, maybe like a gate.

1295
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, if there are people that when you

1296
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 4: come across them on Twitter, if you come across from

1297
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 4: and you're just like this motherfucker, block them, get rid

1298
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 4: of it immediately, because then you don't need to try

1299
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 4: to cut saying this motherfucker out at least a couple

1300
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 4: of times a day.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's so grown. I like that.

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Speaker 2: I really felt like you put your grownness on the

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Speaker 2: podcast because we'd be silly as fuckings time, and this

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Speaker 2: was great.

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate it, but I could help.

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Speaker 2: Can you please tell people your handles, your social media handles?

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Speaker 1: For sure.

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Speaker 4: You can find me on pretty much everything at Silky Jumbo,

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Speaker 4: all one word, traditional spelling traditions, no extra anything.

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Speaker 1: It's all just one word, not two.

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Speaker 4: And that's like for Twitter, or for Instagram or for Snapchat,

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Speaker 4: which I'll understand because that's for the kids.

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Speaker 1: And I never put the directions on, so fuck it.

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Speaker 1: Direction I need directions.

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Speaker 4: And I think even if you put it in the Facebook,

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Speaker 4: you'll get to my uh, extremely hidden Facebook page. I

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Speaker 4: never put anything on. But the Nigerians love to love

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Speaker 4: me because she's a Nigerian name. There's a lot of

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Speaker 4: dudes from Laos just like Hi, I'm like nope, and yeah,

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Speaker 4: just because they didn't actually see my comedy.

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Speaker 1: Why do you like? Uh? And I have a site

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Speaker 1: with sharp s h A l E w A s

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Speaker 1: h A r p e dot com. Is that also

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Speaker 1: the traditional spelling? Also? I believe that's what selling some

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Speaker 1: someone in the lift will correct me. But but yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not listening to And then what's the comedy album?

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Speaker 1: Where can people fo? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I have an album called Stay Eating Cookies and that's

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Speaker 4: on your iTunes or Spotify.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's on title h. Yeah, I think they

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Speaker 1: just thick it on all. I'm not actually a I

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Speaker 1: haven't signed up for title no sign so definitely that's right,

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Speaker 1: that's right.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, all the listening things, I've got some clips

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Speaker 4: online on YouTube again at Silky Jumbo.

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Speaker 3: Went before there we go, we have the sixty seconds.

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Speaker 3: What's next for you in an ideal grown ass? What's

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Speaker 3: the ideal ending to yourself?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Gosh, uh, probably living alone? Getting back to that, do

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Speaker 1: you want roommates? Oh? Yeah, I love the room. I

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Speaker 1: don't know you was doing so bad? Thank you for

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Speaker 1: doing well. The city is the worst. Listen. It humbles people,

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Speaker 1: that's what it does. City.

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Speaker 3: I already knew, you know, you know, going on listen,

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Speaker 3: I pray for you to have a will and a

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Speaker 3: place to yourself that you can walk around.

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Speaker 1: You deserve to walk around. But it Oh, I mean

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Speaker 1: I did well, man, and uh probably just uh you know,

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Speaker 1: telling uh, telling jokes, still writing more because writing is

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Speaker 1: really my first love. Probably it and Twitter, you know,

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Speaker 1: may maybe a cat. We were doing so well to

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Speaker 1: you said, he now that is a grown you got it.

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Speaker 1: I got to if you you know. The thing is,

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Speaker 1: they make me sneeze. What you got to get? What

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Speaker 1: you need to work? What the hell you want? I

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Speaker 1: know it's rough, that's all.

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Speaker 3: And what we want for you guys to do is rate,

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Speaker 3: comment and subscribe or to the podcast if you haven't already,

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Speaker 3: grab the person who's sitting next to your phone and

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Speaker 3: do the same thing for the unofficial experts and go

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Speaker 3: on Patreon too, and come see us on Patreon.

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much. Yeah, this is great. Bye,