1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that I don't know if there's 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 1: a good idea, but. 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 2: They're trying to bring the companies Lego and Ikea together 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 2: to make the most frustrating furniture combo. 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: Of all time. 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:23,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, the fun twist is no instructions included, so that 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 2: couch is gonna look however you want it. 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 3: Just don't do rugs. I don't want to walk on those. Yeah. 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: Good point. With laser stories stegment, where we read weird. 10 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 2: News stories around the globe just like everyone else does, 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 2: except we've got a laser. 12 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: Those are their sweaty swedes. 13 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 2: Just don't This first laser story is out of Harrison Township, Michigan. 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,639 Speaker 2: Forty five year old guy named Harvey Pettis was out 15 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 2: in his driveway working on his car. 16 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: Be careful of that name. Yep. 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, Harvey Pettis and. 18 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 2: His neighbors noticed that it wasn't your normal under. 19 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: The hood tune up situation. 20 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 2: They saw Harvey secure a large propane tank in the 21 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: past in your seat with wires running from the regulator 22 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: to the car's center console. 23 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: H I don't want to see wires attached to a 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: propane What. 25 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,119 Speaker 3: Is he gonna do. I don't get it. 26 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 2: Then he strapped a second tank to his driver's side 27 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 2: wheel with copper wiring running underneath the car. Is not 28 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 2: a good visual then, just to make sure there's no confusion. 29 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 2: He also put a cardboard sign in the windshield that 30 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 2: read don't move car, it will blow up. 31 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: He knows the dangers. I appreciate the morning. 32 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 2: I'm not sure what YouTube tutorial video he's watching to 33 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 2: fix your car, but probably choose. 34 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: A different one. 35 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 2: The next morning, someone called the cops and the bomb 36 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 2: squad showed up. They evacuated the whole neighborhood for about 37 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 2: ninety minutes, but turned out it's not what they thought. 38 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 2: After being detained and interviewed, Harvey admitted it wasn't a 39 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 2: real bomb. He wanted it to look like it, though, 40 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 2: because his vehicle was about to get repossessed. 41 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say Halloween decoration. 42 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 2: He was trying to scare the REPO man away, and 43 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 2: he never considered he'd be dealing with authorities instead. Didn't 44 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,919 Speaker 2: want any trouble with them, but in the end didn't matter. 45 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 2: Harvey's car ended up being taken away, and now he's 46 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 2: facing a felony charge. For representing or presenting a device 47 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 2: as an explosives could get up to five years. 48 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: In prison for that. 49 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 3: I guess he won't need a car, then. 50 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,679 Speaker 2: Sell it for some money. This next laser story is 51 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 2: out of Spain, Espana. If you're looking to shift careers, 52 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,399 Speaker 2: here's a fresh option. A guy in Spain claims he's 53 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 2: making very good money working as a professional wedding destroyer. 54 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 3: The opposite of a planner. 55 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: What is that? 56 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 2: Well, apparently brides with cold feet supposedly hire a wedding 57 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 2: destroyer to show up and object the last second so 58 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 2: they don't have to go through with it. 59 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: Rides with coldfee or that won a viral video. He 60 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: says it started as a joke. 61 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 2: He posted like a silly ad offering to rescue brides 62 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 2: from their wedding for five hundred euros or about five 63 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars American, And then women actually started 64 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 2: hiring him, and now he's booked through the end of 65 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 2: the years. 66 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, just call it, call off the wedding. 67 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 3: No family pressure. Then you have to have really hard conversations. 68 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 3: This way, the band aid gets ripped off. 69 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: Hold on, what are you say? 70 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 2: Well, they pretend like they know each other. I'll get 71 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 2: into that in a second. But his ad says, if 72 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 2: you have doubts or don't want to get married and 73 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 2: don't know how to refuse, don't worry anymore. I'll object 74 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 2: to your wedding. You just need to tell me the time, 75 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 2: place and date. 76 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 3: Dude, Honestly, it's like shocking the Alexis isn't married, only 77 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 3: because you can't say no to anything. 78 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,839 Speaker 2: Yes, I have him objected, then I'd hire to fight 79 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 2: him and beat him up for my wife. 80 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: You know yourself, look good? Then she chooses me again. 81 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 2: He shows up and waits until the officient asks if 82 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 2: anybody objects, or forever hold your peace. Then he pretends 83 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 2: like he's an old flame and the bride gets off 84 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 2: the altar and runs off with him. 85 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: Ends up looking bad. 86 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 3: Too high because you don't coming in? 87 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 1: Can I hire him for a wedding? 88 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:30,239 Speaker 3: I'm going to because that'd be fun, he says. 89 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: It doesn't always go well. 90 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 2: People at the wedding tend to get pretty upset, as 91 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 2: you would expect, So there's an extra sixty dollars fee 92 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 2: for every slap or punch that he receives while exiting 93 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 2: the building. You're gonna get a few. This next laser 94 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 2: story is out of Bargain Bonanza headquarters. If you've shopped 95 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 2: at a dollar store recently, you know that the cleanliness 96 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 2: standards are less than high. But this is definitely too much. 97 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 2: Mother was at a dollar Tree in Indiana with her 98 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 2: nine year old daughter, shopping for a gift for her teacher. 99 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 2: At one point, they were smelling candles and opened the 100 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 2: box it was in. 101 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: And liquid poured out. Nobody got tampa. 102 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 2: They thought it was that or some kind of water 103 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 2: or something at first, but it had a bad smell 104 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 2: and they soon realized that it was actual pee. They 105 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 2: reported it to the manager and she told them that 106 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 2: she was aware that someone or some people were peeing 107 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 2: in the candles for at least the past month, and 108 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: they haven't been able to catch them yet. But they 109 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 2: can't take. 110 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 3: You can't take off the shelf. 111 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: They said. 112 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: They've told corporate and asked for a solution, like installing 113 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 2: cameras or something, but they haven't done anything to help them. Afterwards, 114 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,479 Speaker 2: the mom reported it to police and said it would 115 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 2: be nice if the company cared about who was doing 116 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 2: it and at the very least put up signs saying 117 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 2: someone may have peed in these handlebus I would feel 118 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 2: a lot better as a customer if I saw that 119 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 2: sign in the store. 120 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I mean knowing his power, yes, and. 121 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: Be like, oh, thank you for doing your job and 122 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 2: here's my dollar. This next laser story is out of Columbus, Ohio. 123 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 2: Forty years ago, a twenty one year old guy named 124 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 2: Mike Flint spent one hundred bucks and bought a lifetime 125 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 2: membership to the Zz Top fan club. 126 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,799 Speaker 1: That's never gonna get a stop. 127 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 3: Did you remember that, Like they said, fan clubs where 128 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 3: you'd have to mail in and you'd get like a 129 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 3: certificate that you were officially part of the fan bog. 130 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, that one. 131 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,239 Speaker 2: If you don't know zz Top. They were a big 132 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 2: rock band back in the eighties. 133 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: They sing that song give me Oh you love It? 134 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 3: I think more. 135 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: Important the kids to guy. 136 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, sunglasses usually, But this guy's membership included a satin 137 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 2: tour jacket, bumper stickers, a signed poster, and a pair 138 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 2: of Zzy Top tickets for every tour. 139 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 3: For one hundred dollars. 140 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 2: All that one hundred dollars flat rate. Four decades later, 141 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 2: he still gets tickets. No, he'll call the phone number 142 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 2: that came with the original merchandise. Tell the person on 143 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 2: the other end the date and the city he'll be at. 144 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 2: Then the tickets will be waiting for him at will call. 145 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god, So when you consider that he's seen 146 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 2: almost every tour for basically free for four decades, that's 147 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 2: a huge value. Not to mention those tickets also come 148 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 2: with backstage passes, Oh my. 149 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 3: God, not come with Do you think they're tired of 150 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 3: meeting him every God? 151 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: This guy again? 152 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 3: I mean I bet that they sold it thinking that 153 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 3: no one would actually follow through thirty years of ticket 154 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 3: concerts and they'll get sick of us. 155 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: You know, he was like this time I brought you 156 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: a dollar store candle. 157 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 2: Mike is now sixty one years old, but he has 158 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 2: no plans to slow down, saying quote, as long as 159 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 2: I have these benefits and I'm still kicking. 160 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 1: I'll go see them. 161 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 2: I've never had an issue with the tickets not being there. 162 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 2: It's just been fabulous and unbelievable. 163 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 164 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 3: What do you call zezy top fans? Like top heads 165 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 3: or something. 166 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 1: No, it's like before you even had to have a name. 167 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 1: Maybe you just call it Mike. 168 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just Mike Flint speaking of someone who enjoys 169 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 2: a backstage pass or two. 170 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: Eight This guy loves following ac DC on tour. Why 171 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: his favorite. 172 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 2: Song Highway to Shells and that sound means Blazers Stories 173 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 2: has come to an end for the day. 174 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brooke and 175 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.