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Speaker 1: When your roommates stressing out about signing a new lease

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Speaker 1: on your apartment and he needs an answer by noon today,

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Speaker 1: do you answer them immediately and put them at ease

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Speaker 1: or should you just call us so that we can

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Speaker 1: screw with him. We all know the answer to that question,

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Speaker 1: and that's why today we call a guy who's been

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Speaker 1: freaking out about their living situation and a decision needs

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Speaker 1: to be made asap. So of course I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: my very best to help him out. I'm sorry, No,

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Speaker 1: the opposite I said in your phone tap right now

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Manny?

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Speaker 2: Yes calling?

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Speaker 1: My name is Patrick. I'm calling from Mass Multimedia Meme Messages.

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Speaker 2: Oh I didn't catch that. Where are you.

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Speaker 1: From Mass Multimedia Meme Messages? You know quintuple M.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of jokes you say triple.

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Speaker 1: M, but quintuple M. Yeah, I'm forwarding a note to

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Speaker 1: you from your roommate Asher.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you know Asher?

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Speaker 1: Right? So I don't know if you want to write

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Speaker 1: this down, but he says condescending Wonka face to cat

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Speaker 1: in the ceiling to success Kid that has a text

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Speaker 1: above it saying open window to let fly out. And

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Speaker 1: it flew out.

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Speaker 2: H Well, I mean truly, I don't even know what

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Speaker 2: happened or even what you said.

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Speaker 1: So, your roommate Asher signed up for our service about

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Speaker 1: a week ago, and he's in a meeting right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but he said he needed to get back to you

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Speaker 1: about some sort of lease signing that was really important

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Speaker 1: that you need to get done by noon.

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Speaker 2: This is this. I'm sorry. There's a lot of information.

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Speaker 2: So he told you about our lead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just spoke through memes to me. Huh, So

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Speaker 1: I'm just passing that message on to you. That's my job.

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Speaker 2: That's not helping me at all, truthfully, But I don't

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Speaker 2: understand why. What does he just check me?

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Speaker 1: Well, like I said, he's in a meeting, so he can't.

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Speaker 2: I got that that he was in the meeting.

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Speaker 1: But okay, maybe if you heard them one more time

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Speaker 1: then it'll make more sense. So he said condescending Wonka face,

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Speaker 1: then cat in the ceiling, followed by success kid letting

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Speaker 1: the fly out the window?

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Speaker 2: Can you just talk in like normal language, like English?

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Speaker 1: After Oh, look at we just got another meme message

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Speaker 1: from your roommate, evil Kermit, Evil Kermit, You know that

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Speaker 1: one with kermit wearing the hood down over his face

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Speaker 1: like the Emperor from Star Wars.

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Speaker 2: And I mean, but yeah, like who cares. I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to figure out what we're doing with his least is

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Speaker 2: that a yes or no? I mean, we don't have

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Speaker 2: that much time.

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Speaker 1: You know again, Manny, I wish I could help you

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Speaker 1: with that, but that's not my job.

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Speaker 2: But no, you are. I don't get you called me

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Speaker 2: to do whatever with a message. You can't help me.

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Speaker 1: I mean I can respond back to him if you'd like.

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Speaker 2: No, please, I would like. I mean, so, what meme.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to send him?

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Speaker 2: What? No? Can you text him? No?

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Speaker 1: No text? We only do memes here at Mass Multimedia,

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Speaker 1: Meme messages.

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Speaker 2: That's what your business is built around. Memes? Like are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're struggling a little bit. Can I

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Speaker 1: suggest a meme that you can send?

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Speaker 2: I guess I am struggling. I don't have a cachet

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Speaker 2: of memes in my head.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you go with an excited Tom Cruise jumping on

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Speaker 1: a couch, and then you could follow it up with

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Speaker 1: Rebecca Black's Friday and go to an alien dabbing on

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Speaker 1: a beer. Can your room made. Asher should understand How

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Speaker 1: is he.

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Speaker 2: Gonna understand it? I can't even understand this my message

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Speaker 2: that you would be sitting to him.

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Speaker 1: An alien dabbing on a beer can. Dode you even

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Speaker 1: need words for that? You're sure the message is very clear.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm just so frustrated right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is that not what you were looking for?

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to throw in a don't tase

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Speaker 1: me bro? I could throw that, or I could add

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Speaker 1: a shirtless putin on top of a horse.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no, forget the memes.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think the beauty of memes is that it

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Speaker 1: doesn't require words. They just speak for themselves.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how he is not responding with some

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Speaker 2: mean it's so important. I mean, this is this is

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Speaker 2: this is a year of our life that we have

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Speaker 2: to worry about here where we're gonna live.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm just trying to figure out what meme will

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Speaker 1: let you know this is a prank phone call, because

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Speaker 1: that's the other message that Asher wanted me to give you.

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Speaker 1: You know, I should have told you that at the beginning.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, what did I hear you call?

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Speaker 1: It's a prank shut.

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Speaker 2: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, dude. There's a radio show called Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm the Jeffrey part.

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Speaker 2: You got me ready? Oh my god, I'm literally the

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Speaker 2: people at my job they're looking at me. I'm in

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Speaker 2: the corner over here talking and yelling about the bill.

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Speaker 2: My god.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, but your roommate Asher has set you up.

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Speaker 1: He says he does want to sign the lease on

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Speaker 1: the new place. I'm I didn't think I could make

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Speaker 1: it any more clear. Everybody knows what it means when

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Speaker 1: you marry Kat and the ceiling with a condescending walcome.

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Speaker 1: It means yeah, sign the least.

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Speaker 2: The weak up. Every morning was funk taps weekday morning

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Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning