WEBVTT - Taking Away Tanning Salon Membership

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap into the phone tap, Danielle has it today. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to tell you I was listening to the phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap before the show this morning. Uh huh and uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure she's a sweet girl, don't get me wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, this is why I could never have a daughter. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, well that said. Read the letter, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes to us from John, she said. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend Felicia is a chronic tanner. She comes out

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<v Speaker 1>of the tanning bed. Read all over. She doesn't tan correctly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want you to call her from the tanning salon.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell her she's been bad for business and you're taking

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<v Speaker 1>away her membership. Here we go. Please enjoy the music

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<v Speaker 1>while your party is reaching hu uh hi, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Felicia please. Oh yeah, Hi, this is Lisa Edelstan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you from chee him Off tanning. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a minute, Yeah, but I only have

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<v Speaker 3>a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well, here's the thing. A lot of people have

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<v Speaker 1>been complaining about the fact that you look like you've

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<v Speaker 1>been burned in our tanning beds. I'm not, okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>my issue is the fact that I know you're in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of your two month free membership. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to retract that from you. What to be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you owned a business, you wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 1>somebody giving your business a bad name. And that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of what's happening right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, me being karens not from attorneys. But I came

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<v Speaker 3>out from Bahamas.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got burnt in the Bahamas and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>going into the tanning bed to get more burnt. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to beat Karen. What's the big deal?

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<v Speaker 3>I kind if I want to with my body?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I know it's your body, But do you

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<v Speaker 1>understand what can happen to you if you keep doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>It's none of your business, Okay, it is my business.

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<v Speaker 1>When it's my business, Well, then you could pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the times that I have used.

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<v Speaker 3>I will cancel my credit card and you will just

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<v Speaker 3>not get paid.

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I going to pay for the time that

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<v Speaker 1>you've come in and used.

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<v Speaker 3>My free membership?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but you're coming in and using my machine, right

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<v Speaker 1>and you're burning yourself and then you're walking out of there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have customers saying to me, Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>is that's what's gonna happen to me if I go

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<v Speaker 1>in there?

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody's ever in there when I go blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you've never been in there, and you've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else, just you all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>You are so rude.

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<v Speaker 1>What you're being very rude to me. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>to explain something to you. Instead of understanding where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming from, you're being very rude to me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're being very rude to me. All I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to do is, dare you you? I told tell me

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<v Speaker 3>that I am being burnt when I am completely not

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<v Speaker 3>burnt at all. Okay, you're telling thing I am is burnt.

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<v Speaker 1>You're telling me that you didn't go in there and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't look like a crispy tomato or something.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I had to tell you this. You okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen me? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I have seen you, and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know how No you haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, First of all, there is no need to take

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<v Speaker 1>this tone with me. And why are you cursing?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you're being very rude to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you and being honest with you and telling

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<v Speaker 1>you that you look like a Chris piece of bacon,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're telling me that I'm being rude. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to save your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't need you to save my life. I

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<v Speaker 3>need you saved my life. I would ask you for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I do have you by the way, because we

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<v Speaker 1>have surveillance video in the salon.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, you do look like you're coming out very red.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you. I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but that's not a good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Now one part of me is red except for my tone.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Oh, you're so funny. You're so clever.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know, I thought so too.

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<v Speaker 1>The look you're going for is coming out looking like

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<v Speaker 1>a red tomato.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's exactly looking going for. I thank you you really,

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<v Speaker 3>they compliment to me. I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like a blister.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to go. I don't have time for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I just want to get to the bottom of this.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't have time for this. I'm an ap

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<v Speaker 3>I have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't care. I don't care enough.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't care about your health and how you look.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care my health at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you where you where do you live?

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<v Speaker 3>That's on your bustner.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you've got that accent where everything ends like this,

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<v Speaker 1>So where's that from?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you making money? You shouldn't be dealing with anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you want to go acty member said, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one, it's not free. Number two, I will not

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<v Speaker 3>pay you if you're taking it away from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, number one gonna get you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna pay you.

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<v Speaker 1>You are gonna pay me like.

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<v Speaker 3>You're hitting me. Look how old you are? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know you keep going into the Tanning boots

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<v Speaker 1>of being lops of lady, You're gonna look like leather

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<v Speaker 1>woman when you're in your your thirties.

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<v Speaker 3>That's often I see exactly what I want. Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>You want the exact luck. Yeah, yeah, that's the exact.

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<v Speaker 1>L Have you seen the movie there's something about Mary?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I should go. You are annoying me and

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<v Speaker 3>I have stuck to do. But I'm like you, I

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<v Speaker 3>have a life.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, maybe I should talk to your parents.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, I would love you to call my parents.

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<v Speaker 1>There are ways to go into a Tanning co parent.

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<v Speaker 3>You can completely comparents. They would not give two flying

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<v Speaker 3>I guarantee because you are so abnoxious. They would plot

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<v Speaker 3>me for talking write that to you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they would not applaud you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh would trust me? They would You have not my

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<v Speaker 3>parents have dar you made judgments about them.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you think you're like Alicia's so were sewn and

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<v Speaker 1>clueless or something? The way you talk? No, I should

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<v Speaker 1>go fine, Okay, I just wanted to tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>this is Danielle Manarrow from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and you got phone tapped. I hate you. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>look like lobster lady? Be honest, look completely fine?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I found like such a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Misterland. Phone tap