Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 2: Tap into the phone tap, Danielle has it today. I
Speaker 2: have to tell you I was listening to the phone
Speaker 2: tap before the show this morning. Uh huh and uh.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she's a sweet girl, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 2: but yeah, this is why I could never have a daughter. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, well that said. Read the letter, all right.
Speaker 1: It comes to us from John, she said. He says,
Speaker 1: my friend Felicia is a chronic tanner. She comes out
Speaker 1: of the tanning bed. Read all over. She doesn't tan correctly.
Speaker 1: So I want you to call her from the tanning salon.
Speaker 1: Tell her she's been bad for business and you're taking
Speaker 1: away her membership. Here we go. Please enjoy the music
Speaker 1: while your party is reaching hu uh hi, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for Felicia please. Oh yeah, Hi, this is Lisa Edelstan.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you from chee him Off tanning. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you have a minute, Yeah, but I only have
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, here's the thing. A lot of people have
Speaker 1: been complaining about the fact that you look like you've
Speaker 1: been burned in our tanning beds. I'm not, okay, So
Speaker 1: my issue is the fact that I know you're in
Speaker 1: the middle of your two month free membership. We're going
Speaker 1: to have to retract that from you. What to be honest,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you owned a business, you wouldn't want
Speaker 1: somebody giving your business a bad name. And that's kind
Speaker 1: of what's happening right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, me being karens not from attorneys. But I came
Speaker 3: out from Bahamas.
Speaker 1: So you got burnt in the Bahamas and now you're
Speaker 1: going into the tanning bed to get more burnt. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of I'm confused.
Speaker 3: So I want to beat Karen. What's the big deal?
Speaker 3: I kind if I want to with my body?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I know it's your body, But do you
Speaker 1: understand what can happen to you if you keep doing this?
Speaker 3: It's none of your business, Okay, it is my business.
Speaker 1: When it's my business, Well, then you could pay for
Speaker 1: the times that I have used.
Speaker 3: I will cancel my credit card and you will just
Speaker 3: not get paid.
Speaker 1: Why am I going to pay for the time that
Speaker 1: you've come in and used.
Speaker 3: My free membership?
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're coming in and using my machine, right
Speaker 1: and you're burning yourself and then you're walking out of there,
Speaker 1: and I have customers saying to me, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: is that's what's gonna happen to me if I go
Speaker 1: in there?
Speaker 3: Nobody's ever in there when I go blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've never been in there, and you've never seen
Speaker 1: anyone else, just you all the time.
Speaker 3: You are so rude.
Speaker 1: What you're being very rude to me. I'm calling you
Speaker 1: to explain something to you. Instead of understanding where I'm
Speaker 1: coming from, you're being very rude to me.
Speaker 3: No, you're being very rude to me. All I'm trying
Speaker 3: to do is, dare you you? I told tell me
Speaker 3: that I am being burnt when I am completely not
Speaker 3: burnt at all. Okay, you're telling thing I am is burnt.
Speaker 1: You're telling me that you didn't go in there and
Speaker 1: you don't look like a crispy tomato or something.
Speaker 3: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, I had to tell you this. You okay, I
Speaker 1: will tell you.
Speaker 3: Have you seen me? Yes?
Speaker 1: I have seen you, and you.
Speaker 3: Know how No you haven't.
Speaker 1: Okay, First of all, there is no need to take
Speaker 1: this tone with me. And why are you cursing?
Speaker 3: Because you're being very rude to me.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you and being honest with you and telling
Speaker 1: you that you look like a Chris piece of bacon,
Speaker 1: and you're telling me that I'm being rude. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to save your life.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't need you to save my life. I
Speaker 3: need you saved my life. I would ask you for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I do have you by the way, because we
Speaker 1: have surveillance video in the salon.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: And yes, you do look like you're coming out very red.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: No, but that's not a good thing.
Speaker 3: Now one part of me is red except for my tone.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh, you're so funny. You're so clever.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I thought so too.
Speaker 1: The look you're going for is coming out looking like
Speaker 1: a red tomato.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's exactly looking going for. I thank you you really,
Speaker 3: they compliment to me. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You look like a blister.
Speaker 3: I have to go. I don't have time for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just want to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have time for this. I'm an ap
Speaker 3: I have to go.
Speaker 1: Listen to me.
Speaker 3: No, I don't care. I don't care enough.
Speaker 1: You don't care about your health and how you look.
Speaker 3: I don't care my health at all.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you where you where do you live?
Speaker 3: That's on your bustner.
Speaker 1: Well you've got that accent where everything ends like this,
Speaker 1: So where's that from?
Speaker 3: What are you making money? You shouldn't be dealing with anyway.
Speaker 3: And if you want to go acty member said, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Number one, it's not free. Number two, I will not
Speaker 3: pay you if you're taking it away from me.
Speaker 1: Okay, number one gonna get you.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pay you.
Speaker 1: You are gonna pay me like.
Speaker 3: You're hitting me. Look how old you are? Like?
Speaker 1: Do you know you keep going into the Tanning boots
Speaker 1: of being lops of lady, You're gonna look like leather
Speaker 1: woman when you're in your your thirties.
Speaker 3: That's often I see exactly what I want. Thank you?
Speaker 3: You want the exact luck. Yeah, yeah, that's the exact.
Speaker 1: L Have you seen the movie there's something about Mary?
Speaker 3: No, but I should go. You are annoying me and
Speaker 3: I have stuck to do. But I'm like you, I
Speaker 3: have a life.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I should talk to your parents.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I would love you to call my parents.
Speaker 1: There are ways to go into a Tanning co parent.
Speaker 3: You can completely comparents. They would not give two flying
Speaker 3: I guarantee because you are so abnoxious. They would plot
Speaker 3: me for talking write that to you.
Speaker 1: No, they would not applaud you.
Speaker 3: Oh would trust me? They would You have not my
Speaker 3: parents have dar you made judgments about them.
Speaker 1: Would you think you're like Alicia's so were sewn and
Speaker 1: clueless or something? The way you talk? No, I should
Speaker 1: go fine, Okay, I just wanted to tell you that
Speaker 1: this is Danielle Manarrow from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show,
Speaker 1: and you got phone tapped. I hate you. Do you
Speaker 1: look like lobster lady? Be honest, look completely fine?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I found like such a bit.
Speaker 1: Misterland. Phone tap