Speaker 1: It's Saturdays, the most awesome day. You love Saturdays. Thank
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Speaker 2: classic second date for you, as we do every Saturday.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's get your back to back classics started
Speaker 2: so you can be productive today in joy.
Speaker 5: Right now, there's a lot of bad texts you can
Speaker 5: get after a first date, like you're about to get
Speaker 5: a phone call from my wife, act like you don't
Speaker 5: know me. That's pretty bad. Or a location pin drop
Speaker 5: to the nearest free clinic.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'd follow that text, though.
Speaker 5: Yone else it's kind of courteous to do that. Either
Speaker 5: one's not great. But today, one of our listeners says
Speaker 5: he received a text that completely baffled him, especially considering
Speaker 5: how good his first date went. You're gonna hear about
Speaker 5: the weird message that he received the next day in
Speaker 5: your second date update.
Speaker 6: Right after this second date update.
Speaker 5: You know, the picture you see on someone's dating profile
Speaker 5: compared to what they look like in real life can
Speaker 5: be vastly different. Yeah, and just look at Jose in
Speaker 5: his passport photo, which hasn't been updated in twenty seven years.
Speaker 1: Wow, doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5: Still, he still has his baby teeth in his past port. No,
Speaker 5: I was like in my early twenties.
Speaker 1: But they make you take a picture and send it
Speaker 1: in every time. You're okay, I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: down this road again.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The point is the photo compared to real life can
Speaker 5: be very, very shocking and different. And really that first
Speaker 5: moment when you finally see your day in person can
Speaker 5: be huge Yeah. Apparently that was the case for one
Speaker 5: of our listeners, Kendrick, who needs our help today. Kendrick,
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: I'm going guys, Okay.
Speaker 9: Your date was a good surprise or you were the
Speaker 9: bad surprise.
Speaker 5: We want to tell us about this woman that you met.
Speaker 5: Where you met her?
Speaker 8: I thought it was a good surprise.
Speaker 7: Well, we matched online, okay, And what's her name?
Speaker 8: Danielle?
Speaker 1: Danielle.
Speaker 2: Okay, So before we find out what she looks like,
Speaker 2: what did her dating profile look like?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, she was gorgeous. Oh yeah, all the
Speaker 7: right writing, the right pictures.
Speaker 10: All that, right.
Speaker 1: Ok Man, Oh my god, I'm dead.
Speaker 7: No way she's gonna look like this in a real
Speaker 7: life right.
Speaker 2: We're even doubting it before you met her, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: set the expectations low for the in person meetup.
Speaker 5: And this is kind of funny because there's two things.
Speaker 5: They either look really good in their profile there's no
Speaker 5: way they look at that in real life. Or some
Speaker 5: people look way better in person, right, Like you see
Speaker 5: their profile and they're like, oh my gosh, like you
Speaker 5: look better in natural lighting. I know that is what
Speaker 5: it's like hanging out with me.
Speaker 6: So tell us.
Speaker 5: What did you do for your date? Kendrick? Where'd you
Speaker 5: guys go?
Speaker 8: So we chose the meet up and we went to
Speaker 8: one of those big malls that you know has all restaurants,
Speaker 8: shopping mall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's very old school.
Speaker 7: Right, So we were going to walk around and then
Speaker 7: eventually grab a bike.
Speaker 2: Well, you were there, but I want to know about
Speaker 2: the moment when you saw for the first time in
Speaker 2: real life, because that's the whole thing, right, Like you
Speaker 2: were you were shocked?
Speaker 5: Why were you shot run us through that?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got there first. So she
Speaker 7: walked in five minutes later, like right after me, right,
Speaker 7: and oh my god, I was like, bam, she looked
Speaker 7: like she just stepped out of a TV commercial.
Speaker 6: Ah TV.
Speaker 5: Her hair's just floating.
Speaker 2: She gives you two lawyers, What do you mean like
Speaker 2: a TV commercial?
Speaker 7: Well, you're not like a model, but I mean like
Speaker 7: she looks like somebody who could be like running on
Speaker 7: a beach, know, in slow motion promoting yogurt.
Speaker 5: A model.
Speaker 8: Literally, she just had a TV commercial globe.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, okay, so.
Speaker 9: She looks better than her photos.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5: So it was a good first meeting. Then but how
Speaker 5: did the rest of the day at the mall go?
Speaker 8: So we're walking around the mall.
Speaker 7: I had a big smile on my face because I
Speaker 7: knew people were looking at us, thinking, how did that
Speaker 7: guy get her?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: And you like that?
Speaker 8: Oh, I love it for you.
Speaker 7: I'll try not to stare at her a lot. I
Speaker 7: was making a lot.
Speaker 8: Of jokes too.
Speaker 5: Wait. Sorry, you said you were making a lot of jokes.
Speaker 7: Yes, like we went to one of those places that
Speaker 7: sells hats. Yeah, I said to her, you know, like
Speaker 7: hats have headlights in them.
Speaker 9: That's not joke, my friend, what is a serious? Spear unlocked?
Speaker 5: What is the joke?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't really think it's ninety percent. I just
Speaker 7: made that up because it sounds funny.
Speaker 5: The jokes is twenty one.
Speaker 1: Did she laugh? She is happening? Yeah, she disgusted.
Speaker 8: She probably didn't she laughed.
Speaker 7: It was more of an uncomfortable laugh, but she laughed
Speaker 7: a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, she at least knew you were trying to joke. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she loved.
Speaker 1: She slowly put the hat back.
Speaker 5: Okay, so, okay, you're making jokes. You're comparing her just
Speaker 5: TV commercial ladies.
Speaker 9: You gotta call her yogurt. Girl, you're right, I'm calling her.
Speaker 5: You'll play princess. What did you and your play princess?
Speaker 5: Dude from there?
Speaker 7: So finally showed up at the seafood, They'll say, but
Speaker 7: we had to put our names in because there was
Speaker 7: a lot of people there.
Speaker 8: So there's a little bit of a wait, okay, good,
Speaker 8: wait for it. I was a gentleman.
Speaker 7: I pulled her chair out, I gave her compliments good, nice,
Speaker 7: I want.
Speaker 8: Her to her car afterwards, gave her a kiss.
Speaker 5: Oh you got to kiss?
Speaker 8: Got a kiss, you know, major is just a small
Speaker 8: little kiss.
Speaker 7: But the next day I get a weird text that
Speaker 7: says I can't freaking believe you.
Speaker 8: I don't date low livesa.
Speaker 1: Oh what did it say? After name?
Speaker 6: She said sea Sea, like bye, oh God.
Speaker 7: So I don't know what she's talking about. I tried
Speaker 7: to call her, but she sends me straight to voicemail
Speaker 7: every time. So I'm turning to you guys, try to
Speaker 7: figure out where I went from.
Speaker 1: If she has headlights and.
Speaker 3: I didn't see the headlights when I got the kiss,
Speaker 3: that's how you check.
Speaker 5: What a weird thing to say, I can't believe you,
Speaker 5: Like I don't date low lives. What could you have done? Yeah,
Speaker 5: piece of information.
Speaker 8: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5: If she found something else, Okay, saw something.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing you have to know before we
Speaker 2: call her. It's not gonna be good if she's calling
Speaker 2: you a lola.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I even know what it is, all.
Speaker 9: Right, Maybe like, maybe it's something she misunderstood.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm not liking the tone of you'll
Speaker 5: play princess right now, so we're gonna find out. She
Speaker 5: sounds more like googurt goddess.
Speaker 6: Good, it's funnier.
Speaker 5: Animal.
Speaker 8: Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 5: We'll figure out what's wrong with this yogurt girl when
Speaker 5: we call her and get you your second date update.
Speaker 6: Right after this second date update.
Speaker 5: Yo, play princess dancing around the beach with her crown
Speaker 5: and television cameras following her all around. That wasn't the date.
Speaker 5: That's just what played in the head of our listener
Speaker 5: Kendrick when he saw Danielle for the very first time.
Speaker 1: She was TV commercial pretty.
Speaker 5: That's all right, and they walked them all together, almost
Speaker 5: got head lies trying on hats.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's just a joke. He made.
Speaker 5: It was funny and they ended up at a seafood buffet,
Speaker 5: had a really really nice time. It all sounds great.
Speaker 5: But since then, the only communication he's got was a
Speaker 5: very troubling text from Danielle. What did her text say? Again, Kendrick, I.
Speaker 8: Don't state low lives like you, so fiaa.
Speaker 4: I also like the sea.
Speaker 5: Yeah it sounds bad, but I've sent worse text to
Speaker 5: my mother before. She still wants me, so there's a
Speaker 5: chance there's a good shot at redemption.
Speaker 1: Okay, did we hear did you respond to her?
Speaker 8: No? I just try to call her, but she immediately.
Speaker 1: You didn't like it or anything.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, let us do the dirty work for you.
Speaker 5: I feel you, man. So now we're going to try again,
Speaker 5: see if she picks up. I'm going to dial her
Speaker 5: number right now.
Speaker 8: Here we go, all right, huh.
Speaker 5: Why'd you go?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because she's not going to want to
Speaker 1: talk to us. Is that text?
Speaker 5: Maybe the SI? Hey is this Danielle? Good morning?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 5: Yes, the whole radio show is on the phone right now,
Speaker 5: eager to talk to you. We're called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous to talk to you to be honest.
Speaker 3: Why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 5: Good question? We do this segment called a second date update.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but it's
Speaker 5: where we help out our listeners who went out on
Speaker 5: a date with somebody and they're not getting a second one,
Speaker 5: to try and figure out why something went wrong, if
Speaker 5: there was a mistake that happened. We figured there must
Speaker 5: be some sort of thing that went wrong based on
Speaker 5: the text message that you sent to our friend Kendrick
Speaker 5: the other day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh god, it was not hard to decipher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I will tell you this.
Speaker 7: I don't want anything to do with him, so I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that that's clear. I think he's just
Speaker 1: totally confused as to why.
Speaker 11: Yes, well, I don't like people who go through my
Speaker 11: personal things and make me feel uncomfortable and personal thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure what exactly you mean by that.
Speaker 7: Wow, I don't know what he's told you or whatever happened.
Speaker 3: But he was in my business, like literally in my bag,
Speaker 3: my wallet business?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: How did he go through your Yeah, your purse, your wallet?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: The restaurant?
Speaker 7: So I asked him if you hold my stuff from me.
Speaker 5: Were you seated already at this point or is this
Speaker 5: while you were waiting? He said, there was a long wait.
Speaker 3: Well we were waiting. I went to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh while you were waiting, you were like, not in
Speaker 1: the rest I mean maybe lobby or something.
Speaker 6: God show.
Speaker 11: Okay, So my purse was only out of my possession
Speaker 11: for a moment, but I think that's when he one
Speaker 11: of my bags and snatched my shop what stuff.
Speaker 1: Wait, now that you're accusing him of stealing something from your.
Speaker 12: Bag, well it surely isn't there anymore, and it sounds minute.
Speaker 5: But for me, it's the principal.
Speaker 11: What did he take my Joba juice car gift cards?
Speaker 1: What was it loose or was it in your wallet?
Speaker 6: It was in my wallet, right on the front of
Speaker 6: my wallet.
Speaker 8: Even go on my.
Speaker 5: Walle Did you did you see him go through your
Speaker 5: person take your card? Or are you just assuming that
Speaker 5: because you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 7: I don't have to because how it's not going to
Speaker 7: jump out of my wallet?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: All the time, I swear things can jump out of
Speaker 2: It's so weird to have such a specific thing be stolen,
Speaker 2: like if he was going to steal from you.
Speaker 9: It'd be like, I don't know what credit card or something.
Speaker 1: And why would he call us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 10: Hello.
Speaker 7: That's why I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 5: He doesn't know that she knows okay, and you don't
Speaker 5: know that he knows that. He's been listening on the
Speaker 5: other line of this phone call the entire time, waiting
Speaker 5: to talk to you. You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hey, why are you saying all this
Speaker 7: stuff about me?
Speaker 8: I can't even defend myself.
Speaker 1: That's now your chance to defend yourself. I need to
Speaker 1: hear this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, he's been on the other line listening.
Speaker 2: If that wasn't clear, which I mean, you need to
Speaker 2: tell him, like, well.
Speaker 7: First off, what were you doing in my purse?
Speaker 12: And why the hell would you take my job.
Speaker 8: Of juice car.
Speaker 7: I don't like having my name drank through the mud
Speaker 7: like this. Will not be be able to defend myself
Speaker 7: for safe say it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, are you're saying you're innocent that you didn't
Speaker 5: take it?
Speaker 8: Well, no, I mean I did. I took this.
Speaker 12: Oh I thought you were about to, like just I
Speaker 12: knew what I told you.
Speaker 5: God, Okay, you're right, ken, dude, wallet and steal from
Speaker 5: her and then.
Speaker 7: Wonder why you don't You don't understand that I needed
Speaker 7: it for my ex.
Speaker 4: Okay, excuse me, bad call the lowlife and you couldn't
Speaker 4: connect this.
Speaker 5: Kendrick, that's a weird statement, dude.
Speaker 7: Can you explain I was gonna give it back or
Speaker 7: reimburse her on the next day, but she wouldn't answer
Speaker 7: my calls?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Why do you just buy your own damn jump juice?
Speaker 4: Why does no one say that that's an issue that
Speaker 4: is also bad for you?
Speaker 5: Can we ask you why are you giving gifts back
Speaker 5: to your ex girlfriend?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: Me and I actually aren't together, but we still celebrate
Speaker 7: our anniversary. We call it an extra versary.
Speaker 12: Me.
Speaker 1: So you what, you stole the gift.
Speaker 7: Card for your I borrowed it, So extroversary works.
Speaker 8: So we get each other a.
Speaker 7: Gift card or a card and it's like, nor, hope
Speaker 7: you're doing well.
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't know that we asked for all of this,
Speaker 9: So you hear.
Speaker 7: That it's fine for you to celebrate your act by
Speaker 7: taking from me.
Speaker 3: And I'm not even with you yet, Like you don't
Speaker 3: see anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1: You were at the mall, you could have bought anything.
Speaker 7: That you probably should not have been going out with me.
Speaker 9: Kendrick, you sound like a pickpocket or something.
Speaker 5: And why are we even going through the person her wallet? Anybody?
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, our extroversary was later that night, so she
Speaker 11: was thinking forever in the bathroom, right, I was bored
Speaker 11: you were shopping inside of the person. It looks so
Speaker 11: weird by the way, I think you're lying because your
Speaker 11: height on your life and says that's your five six,
Speaker 11: there's no.
Speaker 6: Life.
Speaker 5: Okay, they're both not her for people.
Speaker 2: She is a perfect woman who belongs on a yogurt
Speaker 2: commercial on television.
Speaker 5: The people in commercials tend not to be as tall
Speaker 5: as they appear on TV. Awesome, listen, Okay. The good
Speaker 5: point is Kendrick is very detail oriented. Because he looked
Speaker 5: at her license, he made sure that she is who
Speaker 5: She said, like, this is so yeah, that is Kendrick.
Speaker 5: It sounds like that was a violation going through her stuff.
Speaker 9: And then sounds like.
Speaker 7: Wow, I I'm going to pay her back.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're we're just going to back away because now
Speaker 5: that it's all out in the open, you can talk
Speaker 5: to Danielle and apologize or say whatever it is that
Speaker 5: you want to say to chemistry takeover. Try to win
Speaker 5: her back here.
Speaker 7: Daniel I'm sorry I got the extroversary day mixed up.
Speaker 7: I forgot it was later that night and I hadn't
Speaker 7: gotten her anything, Okay.
Speaker 8: I didn't want to violate you. I didn't want.
Speaker 1: To go.
Speaker 8: For that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, can we just give how much was
Speaker 2: that gift card worth?
Speaker 1: Can we reimburse her for the well Brook?
Speaker 5: It's not Danielle's extroversary, so that's not fair. The only
Speaker 5: thing that's fair to do is to offer Kendrick and
Speaker 5: Danielle a second date paid for by Hole.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, daniel that was the most appropriate response ever.
Speaker 5: Kendrick wants more gift cards. I know Kendrick's up for it,
Speaker 5: all right, So Danielle, that's a no from you. Absolutely no.
Speaker 2: You know what we never heard is whether or not
Speaker 2: his ex was excited about the gift cards.
Speaker 5: Okay, Kendrick, how did the gift go?
Speaker 7: So that part worked out? On this one?
Speaker 8: Work?
Speaker 10: Kendrick brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Oh Man, extaversary is a new term that I did not.
Speaker 1: Know about it, but concentrating on here.
Speaker 5: Yes, how many years do you think it's going to
Speaker 5: take before websters picks that up? Yeah, they've got in
Speaker 5: the dictionary exiversary needs a spot in those pages. How
Speaker 5: long does an activersary last?
Speaker 9: The lifetime or ten years?
Speaker 1: He's doing this. No one is picking that up.
Speaker 5: At anniversary celebrators.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still can't believe he was baffled when she
Speaker 2: called him a lowlife.
Speaker 5: And but she went through her things for a good reason.
Speaker 1: For someone else, for ex love.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it's a good reminder to reach out to
Speaker 5: an X and tell them no hard feelings. And I
Speaker 5: have a Jamba Juice gift card. And if you also
Speaker 5: need some help with your dating life, we can step
Speaker 5: in and do that for you. Call that person who's
Speaker 5: not calling you back. By the way, you can go
Speaker 5: check out all of our second dates wherever you get
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Speaker 5: Brook and jeff.
Speaker 10: Free Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: You know your date night is going well if you
Speaker 5: and your crush make it all the way to the
Speaker 5: dance floor for.
Speaker 6: A slow jam day.
Speaker 1: On that music.
Speaker 5: But hands on hips sway back and forth, little don't
Speaker 5: get too close, maybe lay a little smooch on their
Speaker 5: upper back.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, up, are you a giraffe? How are
Speaker 1: you getting there? That's a weird angle.
Speaker 5: But what happens though if you get to that point
Speaker 5: but you don't make it all the way through the song?
Speaker 5: Oh well, no, that's what happened with one of our
Speaker 5: listeners and it might be one of the most embarrassing
Speaker 5: calls that we've had so far this year. Could it
Speaker 5: have contributed to him not getting a call back for
Speaker 5: another hangout? You're gonna hear what went wrong in the
Speaker 5: middle of their slow dance in a second date update.
Speaker 6: Next second date updated.
Speaker 5: What would hold back a fun, attractive guy from going
Speaker 5: out on a few dates right now? Maybe like a
Speaker 5: lack of funds.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 5: Maybe no time, Yeah, maybe his parents are his roommates.
Speaker 5: It'd be a little embarrassing. Or maybe he just got
Speaker 5: engaged and he's like, yeah, I probably she'd stop dating
Speaker 5: other people at this point.
Speaker 1: Are you just down?
Speaker 5: I bring it up because one of our listeners was
Speaker 5: engaged till about a year ago when his fiance broke
Speaker 5: things off, and then ever since that point, he hasn't
Speaker 5: even had the urge to go out with anyone else,
Speaker 5: I bet, until recently when a special lady changed his mind.
Speaker 5: So let's talk to RJ about it. First of all,
Speaker 5: r J, I'm sorry to hear about your engagement, my man.
Speaker 6: Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: It was pretty raugh, but you know, I'm getting through it.
Speaker 3: I'm pushing through.
Speaker 5: We're sending negative vibes to your ex and positive.
Speaker 3: Vibes to you.
Speaker 1: You were giving him to him. Don't write Hallbart cards.
Speaker 5: Okay, So tell us about the new girl that you met.
Speaker 8: Who she all?
Speaker 3: I met this woman, her name is London. I met
Speaker 3: her at a happy hour.
Speaker 9: Oh, in person meet up?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it a friend happy hour coworker happy hour?
Speaker 3: It was like a coworker happy hour. But I don't
Speaker 3: work with her, like we have work friends. So she
Speaker 3: was there and so we lock eyes and you know
Speaker 3: how you just instantly feel a connection when you lock
Speaker 3: eyes with someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that has not happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't ever like make eye contact with somebody
Speaker 2: and be like, oh, I just want to make.
Speaker 9: Out with them.
Speaker 5: I mean I do think that, but usually they run away.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. That happens a lot to me as well.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, that's good.
Speaker 3: Something clicks, the drinks were flowing, the conversation was going great, nice,
Speaker 3: and again, it's been a long time, so I was
Speaker 3: feeling awkward, out of place, but the connection was so
Speaker 3: strong that I still initiated and it was working out
Speaker 3: really great.
Speaker 1: You know, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: Was the connection strong or were the drinks strong?
Speaker 3: Which I feel like the connection was strong, but I
Speaker 3: don't know anymore after what happened.
Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 3: So the drinks are flying, we're having a good time.
Speaker 3: We end up back at her place.
Speaker 1: Oh dang, things are going really well.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm still out of practice.
Speaker 3: So the music is playing and we're kissing, and then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, you know, you know that song
Speaker 3: Lady in Red, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, yeah she is. I don't know what. It's like
Speaker 1: an eighties it's like an eighties song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good. It's really good, so very romantic. So
Speaker 3: we're slow dancing, and I mean, I haven't been to
Speaker 3: her place before, so and it's dark, so I might
Speaker 3: have fallen over the coffee table.
Speaker 1: Where you fell.
Speaker 7: I may have.
Speaker 3: Seriously injured my ankle. And yeah, but you know what.
Speaker 3: She was really sweet about it. She gave me some eyes,
Speaker 3: and you know, I ended up staying on the couch
Speaker 3: for the rest of the night.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's nice that she was really helpful, but
Speaker 5: it sounds like it kind of killed the romance.
Speaker 3: Definitely killed the romance. There was nothing that happened after
Speaker 3: that got situated, and then she went to her room
Speaker 3: and I slept on the couch and I left early
Speaker 3: because I had a doctor's appointment, So I said bye
Speaker 3: through the door.
Speaker 1: Wait for the ankle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like I gotta get to look at
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So.
Speaker 5: You got online and like booked yourself in an appointment.
Speaker 3: It was that bad. It was definitely difficult to sleep
Speaker 3: that night with all the pain and stuff. But you know,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to leave like a los.
Speaker 2: Loser, well like a you know, are you in a
Speaker 2: walking boot now?
Speaker 1: Like what happened.
Speaker 3: So it was a pretty bad strain. So I had
Speaker 3: some compressed on it.
Speaker 1: And okay, okay, has she called to like check.
Speaker 2: In on you, because like that would be I mean,
Speaker 2: it's an automatic, easy way to contact.
Speaker 3: Somebody's I didn't hear anything back. You know, I thought
Speaker 3: I would have gotten a house everything. Okay, you know,
Speaker 3: let's try again another time.
Speaker 1: She thought you had weak bones.
Speaker 6: She doesn't want that.
Speaker 5: I mean, even if you're not interested in someone, you'd
Speaker 5: still at least check on him, like, hey, I was
Speaker 5: riding right, unless you were really really whiny and complaining
Speaker 5: about it the entire time.
Speaker 4: Which I mean people who handle injuries and sickness that No,
Speaker 4: you mean.
Speaker 3: Men, not like I had a cold, you know, but
Speaker 3: it works brutal.
Speaker 5: Okay, So how long has it been since that hangout
Speaker 5: at her place?
Speaker 3: It's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Oh dang, have you heard anything from like the coworker
Speaker 2: friends that know her?
Speaker 3: I haven't heard anything. I'm so confused.
Speaker 5: This is definitely weird. We're going to come back and
Speaker 5: we're going to call London for you, the person, not
Speaker 5: the city. Yeah, that'd be a little strange to do,
Speaker 5: but we're going to come back. We'll reach out and
Speaker 5: we'll try and get you your second date update right
Speaker 5: after this. All right, all right, hold on.
Speaker 6: Second date update.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: I know A been to thirty weddings in a row
Speaker 5: this year, and this song apparently has not played at
Speaker 5: any of them.
Speaker 1: They played true for like thirty years a wedding. They
Speaker 1: actually played baby Shark at the wedding comes last night.
Speaker 5: I'm tell you know, anybody who's familiar with this song
Speaker 5: is officially old. But the reason why we're playing it
Speaker 5: right now is because our guy RJ is gonna forever
Speaker 5: remember this song not as a happy time, but as
Speaker 5: a painful one. Because he was slow dancing with his
Speaker 5: date in her apartment, ended up tripping over a coffee
Speaker 5: table and hurt his ankle, which totally ruined their romance.
Speaker 5: He had to spend the rest of the night on.
Speaker 2: The couch like legitimately hurt his ankle, had to go
Speaker 2: to the doctors the next morning.
Speaker 5: Right booked one that night. The weirdest part is afterwards,
Speaker 5: his date London hasn't reached out to him at all
Speaker 5: to even ask if he's doing okay.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you. Is that a red flag for
Speaker 1: you should be?
Speaker 3: You know usually it is, But for some odd reason,
Speaker 3: this connection, it's like I just oh.
Speaker 9: She's hot enough that it's okay. She doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5: Or the ankle medication is really messing up your head
Speaker 5: right now and you're.
Speaker 3: Not thinking that Maybe I don't know, I just gotta
Speaker 3: know what's going down, Like what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we have an idea of what may be caused.
Speaker 5: It possible there's another answer for what went on.
Speaker 9: But let's just a twist in the story.
Speaker 5: Just like Lady in Red. You gotta be old to
Speaker 5: get that one. Let's let's just dial this old school
Speaker 5: phone that we have.
Speaker 7: Around here.
Speaker 5: Let's just do it.
Speaker 3: Man, you ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hi, we're looking for London. This is she Hey London.
Speaker 5: Not sure if you've ever been on the radio before,
Speaker 5: but this is your day.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the radio.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 12: What is this about.
Speaker 5: Well, we're a morning show called Brook and Jeffrey, and uh,
Speaker 5: we're doing something called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 12: I've heard of those who were you guys who.
Speaker 1: I swear we're the only program that has ever done
Speaker 1: this on the face of the very original over here.
Speaker 5: The Second Date ogs. Okay, Well, so if you've heard
Speaker 5: this segment before, you kind of get the gist. We're
Speaker 5: trying to help out one of our listeners with their
Speaker 5: dating life after they went out with you. Okay, and
Speaker 5: there's a guy that you met up with a couple
Speaker 5: of weeks ago named r J.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Might have met happy hour. It sounds like you guys
Speaker 1: have a great night.
Speaker 12: I don't know if I would call it great. That's
Speaker 12: not the word I would use, I do remember r J.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, well he.
Speaker 5: Didn't have a great time either, even he says that
Speaker 5: it didn't go exactly the way he planned.
Speaker 1: You don't know what her word she would use is.
Speaker 1: Maybe her word is fantastic.
Speaker 5: Is that the case?
Speaker 12: Freaky?
Speaker 3: Maybe freaky?
Speaker 5: I mean there was a freak that happened. I know,
Speaker 5: it sounds great to be like a freak accident where
Speaker 5: he tripped over your coffee table and heard his ankle,
Speaker 5: is what you mean?
Speaker 12: I mean, that's just the beginning of the wild ride
Speaker 12: that was the evening.
Speaker 1: Because I thought he just laid down on the couch.
Speaker 2: He told us he laid down on the couch and
Speaker 2: like you got him some ice and that walk how wild?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was kind of an end of the story
Speaker 5: for him.
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I got him some ice. But I don't
Speaker 12: know about any sleeping.
Speaker 5: He said he struggled to sleep because his ankle hurt.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it did, but that didn't
Speaker 12: seem to stop him.
Speaker 1: At all from what what did do?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 12: I went to bed and in the middle of the night,
Speaker 12: I hear a really loud noise, no like it sounds
Speaker 12: like a vacuum. And as I get closer to undoing
Speaker 12: my door, I'm hearing him like making noises. Do you
Speaker 12: know what I mean? Like groaning?
Speaker 3: Whoa wha, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Guys, guys, guys, Can
Speaker 3: I just interject? Can I just myself right now?
Speaker 1: Defend yourself from what vacuum?
Speaker 10: Groom?
Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god?
Speaker 12: Are you calling me on the radio?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's how this segment or London is that we usually
Speaker 5: have the listener silently waiting on the other light until
Speaker 5: we hear what the problem was.
Speaker 1: And I just thought that maybe he was groaning in pain.
Speaker 1: But why are you jumping in?
Speaker 5: Oh Jim, I'm really not happy with you because I
Speaker 5: feel like we were about to get to the good
Speaker 5: part there. Why are you stopping this?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: So first of all, first of all, I know what
Speaker 3: she heard.
Speaker 1: What did she hear?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Groaning?
Speaker 3: I could s once again, I'm in all this pain.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out. You know, you go to
Speaker 3: the you go to the website you go online.
Speaker 12: No laying on the couch, vacuum underneath a blanket, perched
Speaker 12: like a tent, and he's making noises.
Speaker 3: Okay, how crazy this sounds. It sounds and looks crazy.
Speaker 1: Wait vacuum.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay these.
Speaker 3: Or pain is intent? I'm like, let me just look
Speaker 3: up online remedies for relieving pain in your ankle.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 11: I cross an.
Speaker 3: Article that said you can use the suction of the
Speaker 3: vacuum to help light the blood in the swollen area.
Speaker 2: She lapping, lapping, so ridiculous, Okay, so hold on.
Speaker 5: It sounds like, Jose, you are on our j side there.
Speaker 5: You think he was just vacuumting his ankle.
Speaker 7: If you've ever if you've ever.
Speaker 5: Heard, if you've ever sprained your ankle and gone in
Speaker 5: physical therapy like when I did in football, they massage
Speaker 5: and they try to get blood flow, I've never heard
Speaker 5: such a bud.
Speaker 1: Technically, he is right.
Speaker 5: If you can get blood flowing around the area he did.
Speaker 5: The nurse massage or ankle with their mouth and no vacuums.
Speaker 1: Why would is the ankle be on the ground to
Speaker 1: do said vacuuming.
Speaker 5: Why would it.
Speaker 1: Be on your track with a lot of injuries. No vacuums.
Speaker 12: Vacuums r J. Seriously, I was happy that you left
Speaker 12: without any question, and I figured after your night, your
Speaker 12: wild night with my vacuum, that you got what you wanted.
Speaker 8: So did you.
Speaker 5: Keep the vacuum after that?
Speaker 8: Or did you know and it was my neighbour's vacuum?
Speaker 2: Should we have been calling Hoover for you.
Speaker 12: I'm hoping that he didn't use the vacuum the way
Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure he did, because I was cleaning up
Speaker 12: cat poop earlier. With that, I'm gonna be yes.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 3: Bottom line, I did not use that vacuum for what
Speaker 3: you thought or what it seems like I was using
Speaker 3: it for, I promised.
Speaker 1: Okay, doubt, I guess.
Speaker 12: I doubt that.
Speaker 3: I know what. The only reason I didn't even bring
Speaker 3: that up with these guys is because I thought you
Speaker 3: were asleep.
Speaker 7: I didn't hear it.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm sure you did.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did. I will say our J. One
Speaker 1: quick and easy way to prove it, tours.
Speaker 2: You could just forward on that link of that article
Speaker 2: about the back.
Speaker 3: I will send right now.
Speaker 5: I feel bad for this guy. He literally is like
Speaker 5: in the worst pain, can't sleep trying to help himself.
Speaker 1: And I think he helped himself.
Speaker 10: Like that.
Speaker 5: We could do an experiment in here, bring a vacuum
Speaker 5: in and test out the theory. No, it has to
Speaker 5: be hurt first.
Speaker 1: We can hurt Jo.
Speaker 3: I'm looking on the tabs on my phone right now.
Speaker 3: It's not on here now, but when I find it,
Speaker 3: I will, right he's.
Speaker 1: Quickly making a blog post as a doctor.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, well, while while RJ tracks down that website,
Speaker 5: I do need to ask London, would you like to
Speaker 5: go out on another date with r J. That's something
Speaker 5: that we would pay for.
Speaker 12: It would be something wild for me to turn down
Speaker 12: a free date, but I think that this is going
Speaker 12: to be it.
Speaker 5: Oh god, this second date update sucks in more than
Speaker 5: one Yah. Sorry yourself, But if you want, we can
Speaker 5: send you a gift card over to like Dyson or something.
Speaker 1: What about a shot back that sounds like more your style?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's a handbag.
Speaker 7: I heard this point.
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, I really did use it for my ankle, Like,
Speaker 3: even if I wanted to, I wouldn't do something like
Speaker 3: that in the stranger's apartment.
Speaker 5: There you go, Yeah, why not at all?
Speaker 10: Brook And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We're getting a lot of text into seventy five nine
Speaker 5: two about what we just heard. One guy said, I
Speaker 5: actually tried that with a vacuum when I was sixteen
Speaker 5: and I had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Now I don't know what it means I tried that
Speaker 4: wish one.
Speaker 5: Maybe we don't want to know. A lot of people
Speaker 5: are saying they can't find the link to that medical
Speaker 5: tip either. Yeah. I'm sure he's going to find it
Speaker 5: eventually and send it to her three years from now,
Speaker 5: and she's gonna feel so dumb after he built a
Speaker 5: whole website just to put the.
Speaker 9: Laker exactly that is exactly right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, I want to see the suction
Speaker 2: marks on his ankle.
Speaker 10: No, I don't.
Speaker 5: Want to be involved anymore. We all need to take
Speaker 5: a shower. Yeah, we'll see. The good news is that
Speaker 5: call went so horribly that your love life couldn't possibly
Speaker 5: be any worse?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Or could it?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Text in seven eighty five nine to two or email
Speaker 5: the show if you want us to call that person
Speaker 5: who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: Please, no more household devices.
Speaker 5: Yeah,