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Speaker 1: emails from time to time from people who want to
Speaker 1: do second date updates, but they're scared to use their name.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, they want to remain anonymous. Like the
Speaker 1: guy on the phone for today's second Date update won't
Speaker 1: even tell me what his name is. I said, fine,
Speaker 1: we'll give you an alias. How about Farkeley the name?
Speaker 1: And he said no, He said he didn't like the
Speaker 1: name Farkeley. Yeah, because he sounds like a golden retriever.
Speaker 1: But we can call him Dennis. So quote Dennis is
Speaker 1: on the phone, en quote, what's up, Dennis Hiler? Guys,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Good man? First of all, why
Speaker 1: the alias? Why don't you want us to use your
Speaker 1: real name? Well, you know, I just defer not to
Speaker 1: have that information out there. You know, it's a public
Speaker 1: form here on the radio, you know, just prefer to
Speaker 1: keep it secretly. Dennis can I just ask you right
Speaker 1: off the bat, you're not married or anything? Right? No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm willing to say that I'm not not married. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're not married. So why don't you tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit about the girl that you want to call today?
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name is Kathy? Is that her
Speaker 1: real name or a fake name? I'd prefer not to
Speaker 1: say that's that's name. Well, I'm going to have to
Speaker 1: call her, so I'm hoping that's her real name. She's like,
Speaker 1: Kathy's not here right now. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: help you. Well, say she'll respond to Kathy. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: all right, where did you meet Kathy? Or can we
Speaker 1: know that? So? Well? I met? I met her? Where
Speaker 1: she works? Okay? And where does she work? Um? It's
Speaker 1: store in downtown Erie. Okay? And do you do you
Speaker 1: work at said store as well? Dennis? Um? I would
Speaker 1: rather not say. What are you going to answer for us? Then?
Speaker 1: We would like to get a little information from you.
Speaker 1: So far, you've told us that you met a girl
Speaker 1: whose name could possibly be Kathy. We don't know your name,
Speaker 1: and you won't tell us where the store is or
Speaker 1: what you do there. Well, you know. I mean, I
Speaker 1: I understand, you know, just too much information might compromise
Speaker 1: myself or or or Kathy's. So you know, I will
Speaker 1: do my best to answer as much as I can. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to get to the bottom of how
Speaker 1: your date went at least. So did you strike up
Speaker 1: a conversation at the store and then ask for her
Speaker 1: phone number? Or is that asking too much? Well, I'll
Speaker 1: say this, I'll say this much that I did meet her.
Speaker 1: I did. I did speak with her, and I uh,
Speaker 1: I found her to be attractive certainly and also very
Speaker 1: very unassuming. You know, I felt like I felt like
Speaker 1: she wasn't a spread, she wasn't you. That's to be cautious,
Speaker 1: that's all. I just, you know, I have to be cautious. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what did you guys do for your day? I know,
Speaker 1: I think probably know the answer. But what did you
Speaker 1: guys do when you went out? Um? You know, we went, uh,
Speaker 1: we went to a place and you know, I had
Speaker 1: a conversation. Can I ask what type of place it was? Um?
Speaker 1: I will, I will, I will tell you it was
Speaker 1: an eatery of some sort either food. Are you able
Speaker 1: to open up to Kathy and just not us, like
Speaker 1: at least on the date you had real conversation. Ah,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean honestly, I uh, I'd rather not
Speaker 1: get into the specifics of that. I will say that
Speaker 1: we we had a conversation and I found it to
Speaker 1: be engaging. Say, so, did you have a good time?
Speaker 1: I feel like you can tell us that without too
Speaker 1: much information. I will, I will say that much we did.
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought we had a good time.
Speaker 1: I figured out something. So you went out with a
Speaker 1: girl that you met somewhere, and you went somewhere, maybe
Speaker 1: had food, and then you enjoyed yourself. Yes, that's all correct. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what do you think quit wrong? And you're very
Speaker 1: vague date I will, I will say that I didn't
Speaker 1: notice anything in particular that might have gone wrong. You know,
Speaker 1: at the end, we did go back to her place,
Speaker 1: and I did try to kiss her, okay, but she
Speaker 1: she said to me she she didn't want to kiss.
Speaker 1: And I remember she said specifically, let's save it for
Speaker 1: next time, and I made I'm sure that's what she said,
Speaker 1: because I made sure to write it down. At it
Speaker 1: you wrote it down like in your diary or what. Well,
Speaker 1: I wrote it down. When I got back to my car,
Speaker 1: I had a notepad. Um in my car, I wrote
Speaker 1: it down, said, let's save the kiss for next time,
Speaker 1: meaning she probably was hoping for another date with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's what I thought. Yes, why are you writing
Speaker 1: down what people say? Well, it's a good tool for
Speaker 1: remembering conversations. You know, you never know when you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to recall what happened. You know, I try to
Speaker 1: keep a good record, right. You never know when you're
Speaker 1: gonna be calling into a radio station to do a
Speaker 1: second date update, but not giving them any information other
Speaker 1: than what the girl said to you at the end
Speaker 1: of the date. I'm sorry, guys. I know it sounds
Speaker 1: ridiculous that I can't say very much, but um, but look,
Speaker 1: I listened to you guys faithfully every day. You know,
Speaker 1: I know you You guys are very funny and find
Speaker 1: you very helpful, and uh, you know, I was hoping. Granted,
Speaker 1: I know I'm cautious, but I'm hoping you can help
Speaker 1: because you know, honestly, you're you're basically the only ones
Speaker 1: that we can trust. We meaning like the Royal we
Speaker 1: like you are calling yourself we or you and her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd rather not get into that, but um but I
Speaker 1: will say, you guys have no motivation to put us
Speaker 1: in harm's way, So that's you know, I feel I
Speaker 1: can trust you not at all. I want to get
Speaker 1: you a second date. I'm just hoping this works out
Speaker 1: because I have no information. Dennis. Are you concerned at
Speaker 1: all because you've heard these second date updates that when
Speaker 1: we call the other person, Kathy could tell us all
Speaker 1: sorts of things about you. Well, I don't think that's possible.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know enough about me to compromise me in
Speaker 1: any significant way. Uh and and frightly, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: also very concerned about her safety. You're concerned about her safety? Yes, well,
Speaker 1: I've tried to contact her since our date each day
Speaker 1: and she hasn't responded. So I'm growing, you know, concerned.
Speaker 1: You don't think that maybe she just didn't want to
Speaker 1: go out with you again based on the what I
Speaker 1: wrote down, Let's save it for next time. I'm I'm doubtful, Okay,
Speaker 1: could wait? What could be the worst case scenario here,
Speaker 1: like she's kidnapped. Well, again, I'd rather not go into
Speaker 1: the specifics of that, but I'll just say it could
Speaker 1: be bad, and I'm hoping that you will be able
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone. Okay, well, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song come back, and then we'll call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you, Okay,
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere. Okay, brooking jubil in the morning update.
Speaker 1: If you miss the first part of today's second date update,
Speaker 1: it's one that's shrouded in mystery. Dennis is on the phone.
Speaker 1: That's not even his real name. He asked to go
Speaker 1: buy a different name because he doesn't want his real
Speaker 1: identity out there. He didn't really tell us much about
Speaker 1: how he met the girl that he wants to call,
Speaker 1: or about the date at all. He didn't really tell
Speaker 1: us much of anything other than he had a good
Speaker 1: time and he dropped her off at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, tried to get a kiss, and she said,
Speaker 1: But what did she say, Dennis? What were her words?
Speaker 1: She said, let's save it for next time. Let's save
Speaker 1: it for next time, which means that she was probably
Speaker 1: planning on another date. But now she hasn't called him back,
Speaker 1: and he's wondering why. And we're gonna get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and hopefully maybe she'll give us a little
Speaker 1: more information about your date, Dennis. Well, we'll see. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's really not that much more that she could tell
Speaker 1: you than what I've already revealed. Cool, so just no
Speaker 1: details at all. You tell stories like I do. No
Speaker 1: one are my friends don't like hearing stories from me.
Speaker 1: It's like, how would your day? Yeah? It was all right,
Speaker 1: not not much time. Okay. Well, I'm gonna dial her
Speaker 1: number and see we can get her on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. Okay, okay, thanks very much. Days.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate this, and I hope you're able to
Speaker 1: get her. Yeah, let's see. All right, I'm gonna dollar
Speaker 1: number right now. Helloh, I may I speak to Kathy please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Oh that is your name? Cool? What's up, Kathy?
Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Jewel from Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. Oh I'm good. I'm sorry. Who
Speaker 1: is this? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh um, Sorry, can
Speaker 1: I help you with something? Yeah you can. We actually
Speaker 1: got an email about you from one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: And this is gonna be hard for me to tell
Speaker 1: you who it is because I don't really know much
Speaker 1: about him or what you guys did together. But apparently
Speaker 1: you went on a date with somebody who listens to
Speaker 1: our show. Okay, and now you're not calling them back
Speaker 1: for another date. Okay. Who was it? Well, he wouldn't
Speaker 1: tell us his real name, but he's going by the
Speaker 1: name of Dennis. So did you go out on a
Speaker 1: date recently with like more than one person? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: and you don't have any other information than that. He No,
Speaker 1: I just know his name is Dennis. That's what he'll
Speaker 1: let us call him. He said that he met you
Speaker 1: downtown and that you guys went to eat somewhere somewhere,
Speaker 1: and that he tried to kiss you at the end
Speaker 1: of the day. The only details that I have is
Speaker 1: that he tried to kiss you at the end of
Speaker 1: the day and you said to him, let's save that
Speaker 1: for next time. Oh okay, all right, so you're talking
Speaker 1: about you would give too much information right off the top. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know anybody named Dennis. That I
Speaker 1: did know somebody that sounds familiar to what you're saying.
Speaker 1: That the guy told me his name was not Dennis.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He was so frustrating to talk to.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't give us any information and acted like everything
Speaker 1: was some secret about his life, right, yeah, exactly. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be Dennis, it could be anything. I have
Speaker 1: absolutely no idea. I mean I didn't I don't really
Speaker 1: know the guy that well, and I didn't really know
Speaker 1: him much better after the date. So I have no idea.
Speaker 1: You tell us a little bit about your date because
Speaker 1: he didn't give us any details. Oh um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I guess I can. It's one of the weirdest states,
Speaker 1: if not the weirdest state I've ever been on. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we were gonna go out to eat, and he
Speaker 1: came and kicked me up, and he seemed really normal,
Speaker 1: like just talking to him, except for like these weird
Speaker 1: little things that would happened, Like when we actually got
Speaker 1: to the restaurant, he has the hostess if we could
Speaker 1: sit at a table in the back of the restaurant, like,
Speaker 1: you know, further back from everything else. Okay, And he
Speaker 1: asked for that, like really specifically with the hostess, And
Speaker 1: I'm like thinking to myself, this guy has got to
Speaker 1: be married or have a girlfriend or something being so
Speaker 1: secretive about it, right, I mean, Okay, So he's a
Speaker 1: little picky about where he wants to sit in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: That's not like the worst thing in the world, is it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't I didn't even tell you
Speaker 1: guys the best part. There's more to it. Yes. So
Speaker 1: we're sitting at the table and he looks at me
Speaker 1: seriously and he says, would you mind if we go secure? What?
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, exactly? What does that mean? What do
Speaker 1: you what do you mean? Sure? And he takes out
Speaker 1: this like magnetic looking thing, it looks like a pen,
Speaker 1: and he asked me if he could wipe my cell phone?
Speaker 1: What do you mean clean? White? Yeah? I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess I get I asked him. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: what do you mean. He's like, oh, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: hear the information from your cell phone and then you
Speaker 1: can turn it off. I was like, I can just
Speaker 1: turn it off. No, you can't wipe myself. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: need the information on my cell phone. Yeah exactly. So
Speaker 1: you know, I asked him, I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: what's your keel? Are you married? You have a girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Is there some reason that you're being so secretive about this?
Speaker 1: You know? And he started laughing really loud. Like uncomfortably
Speaker 1: loud in the restaurant and people were staring at us,
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, of course not, it's just the
Speaker 1: line of work that I'm in. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of work do you do?
Speaker 1: What line of work are you in? And he said,
Speaker 1: if things go well, then he'll disclose more information to
Speaker 1: me later. Oh my god, that would make me go
Speaker 1: on a second day to low just because I'd be
Speaker 1: dying to know. I know, it was. It was totally intriguing.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to know more about him. I really
Speaker 1: wanted to know, like, what is this guy hiding? Did
Speaker 1: you ever get an answer on that? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I did not. I mean it was the weirdest date
Speaker 1: I've ever had and I was just over it, so
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to call him back. Well, it's unfortunate
Speaker 1: that you weren't going to call him back, because I
Speaker 1: have to let you know that he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, Dennis, are you there, Yes, Yes, I'm here. Hi, Hi, Cassie.
Speaker 1: I'm first of all, I'm I'm very happy to hear
Speaker 1: that you're doing all right, I was I was worried
Speaker 1: about you because I wasn't able to get in touch. Um.
Speaker 1: But but look, I have to say, uh, I know
Speaker 1: it sounds bad when when when you recount it that way,
Speaker 1: and you know, it sounds like I was I was
Speaker 1: being strange and and and uh you know. But but
Speaker 1: all I can say is that if you knew more,
Speaker 1: you would know that I do have my reasons for
Speaker 1: what I was doing. And it really is best for
Speaker 1: all of us that, um that I you know, don't
Speaker 1: disclose too much information. I mean, is this is this
Speaker 1: really happening right now? You're trying to justify what happens. Look, look,
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand where you're coming from, but I
Speaker 1: just have to repeat. I mean, the more the more
Speaker 1: you know, the worse, the worse it is, the worst
Speaker 1: it could be. So that why would you want to
Speaker 1: date you? If if more knows? Look, I will say this,
Speaker 1: I did really like you, and I wonder you know,
Speaker 1: if I tell you a little bit more, you know,
Speaker 1: would you consider going on a second date? Probably not.
Speaker 1: I mean, just just give me, just give me a
Speaker 1: chance to tell you. I can tell you a little
Speaker 1: bit more, and maybe maybe you can decide after you
Speaker 1: no more. I would love to hear a little bit more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too, I don't know if I do. Dennis, can
Speaker 1: you please tell us a little bit more, give us
Speaker 1: some information about yourself, please? Okay? Um, so so, Kathy,
Speaker 1: I mean, look there, um, I mean I really shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I really shouldn't be so there are certain um government
Speaker 1: agencies you know are involved in covert operations. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm God, I'm gonna are you a spy or something? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I will say, I will say this, No, I am.
Speaker 1: I am not currently involved in any of those government agencies.
Speaker 1: I'm not currently involved, but I'm very passionate about that
Speaker 1: line of work and I would like to be a
Speaker 1: part of it someday. God, you're do you want to
Speaker 1: be a spy? I would Well, I will say, I
Speaker 1: would like to be a part of these elite government agency. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not the way you do it by pretending like
Speaker 1: you're a spy right now, You like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: join the armed forces and go through training and make
Speaker 1: you go to college. Feeling, Why do I have a feeling.
Speaker 1: He's living in his mom's basement. Yes, he's like some
Speaker 1: internet hacker. I've done a lot of research and it
Speaker 1: involves a good deal of self control and a certain
Speaker 1: style of you know, of living, and I'm just sort
Speaker 1: of preparing myself for that now to make sure that
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Dennis, have you have you had any interviews
Speaker 1: with any of these government agencies that you're hoping to again?
Speaker 1: I really can't. I can't. I can't reveal that. I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: you can, actually, Dennis, you can reveal all of it
Speaker 1: because nobody cares if you really be that information, not
Speaker 1: even the government. Well, I mean you can. You can
Speaker 1: think what you want on that matter. But you know
Speaker 1: that's why I'm I'm in training for this and you're not.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, Dennis, I'm going to ask the question
Speaker 1: to Cathy to see if she'll give me an answer. Kathy,
Speaker 1: would you be interested in going out with Dennis again?
Speaker 1: A second date with a spy in training? Maybe you
Speaker 1: can learn a little bit more about him. We'll pay
Speaker 1: for a second date. Um no, No, that's okay. I
Speaker 1: think so think about how you can brag to your
Speaker 1: friends about how you're dating to pretend spy. Now I
Speaker 1: hear your's laughing, and I understand. Uh, you know you
Speaker 1: might not understand what I'm what I'm dealing with, but
Speaker 1: I am confidented someday I'm going to have the job
Speaker 1: that I want. And h and Kathy, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: glad to hear that you're okay, first of all, um,
Speaker 1: but I I also you know, I'm disappointed that you
Speaker 1: don't want to do another date, but you know that
Speaker 1: it's it is. It is part of the life that
Speaker 1: I've accepted what you sign up for. When your name
Speaker 1: is maybe Dennis and you're taking girls out on dates.
Speaker 1: It's not very easy. It isn't It's true. It's it
Speaker 1: is a hard life, but I've chosen to extend. Get
Speaker 1: text in at seventy five nine two says that guy
Speaker 1: probably works loss prevention at Walmart broken jewel in the morning,
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update if you missed it,
Speaker 1: Dennis and Kathy went out on a date. And if
Speaker 1: there's one thing we know about women, they love mystery.
Speaker 1: But maybe Dennis was too mysterious because we got Kathy
Speaker 1: on the phone and we found out that during their date,
Speaker 1: Dennis asked her to completely wipe out the information on
Speaker 1: her phone. I was being very sneaky about his job
Speaker 1: almost shady, but Dennis admitted that the reason he behaved
Speaker 1: that way was because he was trying to become a spy.
Speaker 1: And he has no affiliation with any sort of government
Speaker 1: entity or anything yet yet, but he will be a
Speaker 1: spy someday, and he's trying to become a spy, so
Speaker 1: he operates that way and wanted her wipe out her
Speaker 1: phone and so that they would never be seen together
Speaker 1: and all the other stuff. She's said, Yeah, it'd be
Speaker 1: so annoying. I like the text communist says. The day
Speaker 1: he becomes a spy, I'll be an adventure. She said
Speaker 1: she didn't want to go out with a pretend spy,
Speaker 1: So no second date update. You remember, if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second day update, a'll have to do
Speaker 1: is email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back.