00:00:09 Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest in my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how did you dare. 00:00:37 Speaker 2: To surbey me? 00:00:48 Speaker 3: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're in the backyard, it's ninety one degrees and I'm just thinking about you and whatever the hell you're doing. I don't know what it is. I hope it's something neat or cool for my sake. I don't want you doing something embarrassing during the podcast. Ah, what else is going on? I already said it's very hot, so you know, when we record in the summer outdoors. Towards the end of the podcast, both the guests and the hosts become delirious. So just buckle up, let's get into the show. I love today's guest. It's Greta. Titleman. Oh my god, Greta. Welcome to. I said, no gifts. 00:01:30 Speaker 4: I'm it's truly an honor to be here. It really is. It's an honor to be here. I love talking to you. 00:01:38 Speaker 3: I was talking to you. 00:01:39 Speaker 4: I was complimenting your Like, listening to you speak is truly asmr for me because it's so beautiful, it feels so of another time to your voice. 00:01:54 Speaker 3: This is a very nice version of what people frequently say, which is you talk strange or you your voice is different, and that's about. 00:02:01 Speaker 4: No, those people are wrong and those people just isn't it interesting? The comments, Like I would never leave a comment like that, Absolutely not, because it's not like. 00:02:12 Speaker 2: A troll comment. 00:02:14 Speaker 4: It's just like a strange observation that's like kind of mean people. 00:02:21 Speaker 3: Comments do something to very normal people who are not trying to be mean, but like it removes the manners in a way that they like they'll say things that are maybe facts, but there's no tact in the intern on the internet, so it's immediately like, oh, this is I'm kind of assaulted. Yes, it's interesting, very interesting. 00:02:41 Speaker 2: I don't I just do emojis now. 00:02:44 Speaker 3: I'm very in the emoji where at this point I'm constantly looking for new ones that they've added. Yes, and I you know, I try to just emojis. I don't really use logically yeah, no, you shouldn't know it should they shouldn't be contextual. 00:02:58 Speaker 4: Like if you're using an a emoji, logically you are a boomer, you know, a thousand. But now I find myself when people comment non emoji analogue smiley, I'm like, what are you trying to say? 00:03:15 Speaker 3: Of course it's very confusing. 00:03:17 Speaker 2: Then I'm like, what does that mean? 00:03:19 Speaker 3: Where are you coming from? 00:03:20 Speaker 4: I'm like, are you being a bitch? Are you being are you hitting on me? Are you being sincere? 00:03:24 Speaker 3: Like? 00:03:25 Speaker 2: What is that? 00:03:26 Speaker 3: It's the wall of digital digital wall. 00:03:29 Speaker 2: It's crazy. 00:03:30 Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. We had to reschedule this podcast. We did because I was on jury service. When you got this, did you think what a stupid excuse? Or did you really believe? 00:03:41 Speaker 4: I really believed it because a few weeks ago I was on I was on jury duty, but I didn't I didn't get called. 00:03:48 Speaker 2: A sting to think. 00:03:49 Speaker 4: No, I was like logging in every but my husband kept him being like, if you don't get called on Monday and Tuesday, you're probably not going. 00:03:57 Speaker 2: To get called. 00:03:58 Speaker 4: But because I am like, you know, scared, I'm gonna I don't know, I'm a scaredy cat with that kind of stuff. 00:04:04 Speaker 3: Trouble. 00:04:04 Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I'm I'm scared that like the irs is gonna arrest me for something. 00:04:10 Speaker 2: And then my husband always. 00:04:11 Speaker 4: Is like, well, you don't make enough money for them to care, And I'm like, well, isn't that humbling? But I was waiting to be called for a jury, And when I saw that, I was like, huh, I guess it's jury season. 00:04:26 Speaker 3: It must be because I know so many people. Maybe it's like they're dipping into the comedy world. 00:04:30 Speaker 2: They're like, they're like, where these people that have all these this free time? 00:04:33 Speaker 3: Now truly anyone in the entertainment is happening. 00:04:37 Speaker 2: And they're just like everyone can serve on a jury. 00:04:39 Speaker 3: Double striking, now, double strike The only thing I can get income from is the podcast, which is the only thing I'm not protected in, so I can just be worked to death in this industry. The other two are kind of watching my back. 00:04:51 Speaker 4: I saw I saw Megan Gaily tweeted. She's like I have nineteen podcasts and nice feet, like I'll be and I was like, fat, go for it. 00:05:03 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's funny. 00:05:05 Speaker 4: It's podcasting and stand up and all. 00:05:10 Speaker 2: Of this stuff. 00:05:11 Speaker 4: Like we always feel like yeah, like once I get like really big, like I'll never need any of this and now it's like this, I guess is literally all I'll ever need. 00:05:20 Speaker 2: Truly, we're old it I'll ever be able to hap. 00:05:22 Speaker 3: Yes, it's horrifying awful. I mean, I'm trying not to think about what the future holds because you can't. I mean, it's I think we've got another six months of income from the entertainment industry. 00:05:36 Speaker 2: It's like it's really too much. 00:05:39 Speaker 4: So now we just need to sit in this pick summer heat and just be gorgeous about it. 00:05:43 Speaker 3: It's great, feels very summary. I mean, despite the fact that it's ninety one degrees. I feel okay so far, Yeah. 00:05:49 Speaker 2: Feel Wait, I have a question for you about Jerry duty. 00:05:52 Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm happy to get back to Jerry. 00:05:54 Speaker 4: Okay, so wait, correct me if I'm wrong. You get called and then they see if you get select. 00:06:00 Speaker 3: Did yes? 00:06:01 Speaker 2: So wee do you know if you've been selected? 00:06:03 Speaker 3: Greta, I called Monday night or Sunday night. Okay, they didn't need me. Okay, so it's like I'm off the hook. I've got the rest of the week free. Then I call Monday night. I'm on service. So they're giving you a map. You're parking in the Disney Concert all all of. 00:06:20 Speaker 4: This, not the not the parking, Not the parking. 00:06:24 Speaker 2: I mean, that's what gave me anxiety moving to La the parking. 00:06:26 Speaker 3: Oh wait, what, well, we can get back here. Let's continue down the jury duty thing for a minute, so I go. In Jury selection is the most inefficient use of time I have ever ever seen. Day one, we get maybe a third of the way through. I think there are probably twenty five people that they're going through, asking all these questions like do you have any biases, biases, where are you from? Do you have any obligations? This kind of thing? And God bless everybody, but you see some of the dumbest people alive in this thing. I love it. 00:07:00 Speaker 2: So isn't it refreshing? 00:07:02 Speaker 4: It's like not to be like quoting a million people, but I saw that Jeremy Allen White Jennifer Coolidge discussion on Variety. 00:07:11 Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't seen this. 00:07:12 Speaker 4: And Jennifer Coolidge is like, it's important to watch bad stuff, Oh, because then you remind yourself that, like, there's so much bad shit out there that sometimes I think it's refreshing to be in a situation where you don't know the person and you're just like, man, I'm so much smarter than all of these people. 00:07:33 Speaker 3: And I mean it's an interesting feeling because I am I'm an absolutely average intelligence. So you feel like it's. 00:07:40 Speaker 4: Well, you feel as if you're absolutely average intelligence compared to make it the basic people you surround yourself with, right, So like there's some of my friends where I'm with them, I truly feel like I've never read a book some of these people. Oh of course, surrounded like I have no idea what you're talking about? 00:07:59 Speaker 2: No idea? 00:08:00 Speaker 3: Yes, I mean, go to jury duty. You will feel like I mean, valedictorian. 00:08:04 Speaker 2: Amazing. 00:08:06 Speaker 3: Yes. So day one goes by, Day two goes by, they still haven't selected anybody. We get into day three, go to lunch, come back. 00:08:13 Speaker 2: I was just about to say, are you bringing a lunch to what's the. 00:08:15 Speaker 3: Lunch to lunch? Grand Central markets nearby? So there's some options. 00:08:19 Speaker 2: How did we get an hour? 00:08:21 Speaker 3: Well, you get way more time than the minimum is an hour and a half. Oh my god, why are we going on an hour and a half lunch break. 00:08:29 Speaker 2: To Martini lunch? 00:08:31 Speaker 3: I couldn't get a hotel. I know you could, but none of them are an hour and a half all were two hours or more. 00:08:38 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm this two hour break. 00:08:41 Speaker 3: I think they were chatting. They must have been chatting about what. I don't know. I think they were just shooting the ship. 00:08:46 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 00:08:48 Speaker 3: Day three, the judge says, I want to respect your time, so we're going to do a clean hour and a half. And I'm already I'm furious. I'm absolutely livid. We come back an hour and a half, have to wait another hour, and temper sure is rising. Thursday, we go in, they dismiss all of us. They've come to a deal. No, it was an incredible feeling. 00:09:11 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That should be illegal. You should be able to sue. 00:09:16 Speaker 3: I know I was at that point. I was like, well, I'm in it. I might as well be a Okay, what do you what does that mean? They like negotiated something. 00:09:24 Speaker 4: Don't you think that they should only go through a jury selection process if. 00:09:27 Speaker 2: They knowed that you need a jury. 00:09:28 Speaker 3: Well, I think the defendant, upon hearing what everybody in the jury, and I can't say what the thing was, hearing what everybody's opinion on the issue was, he and his lawyer just got in a fight with I think that they were just like, let's just. 00:09:47 Speaker 2: This. My god, this is such a Matthew McConaughey movie. I was so mad what happened? 00:09:54 Speaker 3: I can't say because of the question he asked me made me furious and oh. 00:09:59 Speaker 2: My god, I I want to know. The question is so bad. 00:10:03 Speaker 3: I will say the other thing he did, and I think I can say. This is day three. We come in and the the attorney's greet us. The prosecutor says good morning, the defense attorney says good morning, and we all say good morning, and he says, you've got more energy than that. Let's hear it good morning. 00:10:20 Speaker 2: I would literally be like, fuck off. You're the only one that's being paid to be here. Yes, you can't do it. Good morning to me, sir. 00:10:29 Speaker 3: You don't do what. I can't hear you. Yeah, let's get loud, like what furious? 00:10:36 Speaker 4: But let's be brought cinnabuns for everyone? Then, like I have nothing, there's no reason for you to be happy. I just parked in the Disney Expo fucking park. 00:10:45 Speaker 3: I've watched fifteen minutes in the heat. Yes, not for me. 00:10:49 Speaker 2: I mean, do they see your your complexion? You can't be walked. 00:10:53 Speaker 3: Four minutes the heat I'm you know, I'm shining white. 00:10:57 Speaker 4: Here's a genuine question questioning you. Do you have to disclose like that you grew raised Mormon? And is that something that would be like a bias? Like I've always wondered about that, like would I need to be like, oh, I'm half Jewish? 00:11:15 Speaker 3: Only if it has to do with the case, Okay, only if it has some even distant connection, you might mention it, right Okay, But I mean in so this case that had things like has this happened in your life or whatever? And so you do answer those questions and then you can sidebar with the judge if you don't want to say it in front of everybody, which everybody did, and so it was just most people. I think it takes a day. And now because I wasn't selected, you can be selected again in a year. Hell, if you go through it, you got six years. I'm gonna be doing this next June. It's it's going to kill me. I mean, although I do know people who just actively avoid it. Nothing's ever happened to you. 00:11:54 Speaker 4: Well, I do know people that go and have fibbed they got nailed. 00:12:00 Speaker 2: Oh, like I know. 00:12:02 Speaker 4: People that have said bad FIBs to get out the temp is there. 00:12:07 Speaker 3: I mean they basically say, if you have plane tickets, let us know. 00:12:11 Speaker 4: Well, I mean, here's the thing. I've pushed jury duty a million times. And then finally I was like, I just got to bite the bullet and do it because I don't really have a cap on. 00:12:19 Speaker 2: How many times you can push? Oh? 00:12:22 Speaker 3: Interesting, I didn't know that. Well I forgot to push. 00:12:26 Speaker 2: Oh, and then there are she blow. 00:12:28 Speaker 4: Also sorry, everyone's like falling asleep in their car listening to this conversation. But I will say this soothing. Isn't this soothing? Talk about soothing to me? This is like we're all humans, you know what I mean? The thing kind of coming for us. 00:12:42 Speaker 3: It's coming for every every American listener, looming, looming. 00:12:46 Speaker 2: But you know what really pisses me off? Make my jury badge digital? 00:12:51 Speaker 3: Oh I do not have paper. I'm not holding onto that panic digging around in my bag. 00:12:57 Speaker 2: I moved with that paper. 00:13:00 Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding. 00:13:01 Speaker 2: I was like the panic that came over my body. 00:13:04 Speaker 4: And I was like, in two am, we can be like paper is that is cruel? 00:13:10 Speaker 3: That's most digital? Give me an app Let me put it in my wallet. My uh wallet. Yes, I've got all sorts of garbage in there. I should be able to put a jury duty. 00:13:20 Speaker 2: Oh oh, you're scared that a hacker is gonna take it? Be my guest. 00:13:24 Speaker 3: Literally, they also give you a paper ticket for the parking. They are setting up trap after trap for you. 00:13:31 Speaker 2: It's just bad. 00:13:32 Speaker 3: It's a bad system. 00:13:33 Speaker 2: And I will say we're the first people to say. 00:13:35 Speaker 3: That, Yes we are. Everybody else has been loving it at this point. They're hyping it online. 00:13:40 Speaker 2: It's like you gotta go to Jerry Duty. But I will say Jury Judy television show made it popular? 00:13:47 Speaker 3: Did make it popular? 00:13:48 Speaker 2: You know what? 00:13:48 Speaker 4: I wondered, why we haven't gotten the jury duty meet cutem com? 00:13:53 Speaker 3: Oh interesting, you know that could that could easily happen. So does the do we follow them through the entire jury duty or do they meet ed? 00:14:00 Speaker 4: Well, here's my question to you. Is it the defendant and aer like spoken, yes, like because you know they can't talk, but like it can be a love story like through their eyes. 00:14:16 Speaker 3: You know that's a great that's actually a good movie. 00:14:19 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then like they're like. 00:14:20 Speaker 3: Watching deeply unhealthy Relationshiyeah. 00:14:25 Speaker 4: And then like he goes to jail, but like she's so in love. The end up getting like Marrior, like you know, but they like never kiss. 00:14:33 Speaker 3: She fights the rest of the jurors to let him, let him go. 00:14:36 Speaker 2: There's an amazing speech. 00:14:39 Speaker 3: She's like this man, it's kind of a jailhouse bride situation. Yes, yeah, we all want to be that bride. Of course fall in love with some guy in jail. Imagine you get to live your own life, but you get the nice letters. 00:14:52 Speaker 2: It's kind of it's kind of nice. Probably is you're living your own life. You really are living your. 00:14:58 Speaker 3: Full life, and you know there's money out there that cares about you, loves you. 00:15:02 Speaker 2: That's all you need, and that you get to see on your turn. 00:15:05 Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, until the tunnel is dug or what have you. Then they become a burden exactly. And then you're like we're on the run. 00:15:13 Speaker 2: Yeah, on the run. How stressful is that to be on the run. 00:15:19 Speaker 3: There wouldn't be a moment of rest for me. I think I would if I had to go on the run, I would have a heart attack immediately. 00:15:23 Speaker 2: Where do you think you would go on the run? 00:15:25 Speaker 3: I would go into You have to go into the desert. 00:15:27 Speaker 2: You must I mean it's a requirement. 00:15:30 Speaker 3: Right, because I mean in La there's really I guess you could drive into the woods, but that's a longer drive and you're driving up the five, which is very. 00:15:37 Speaker 2: Boring, and like we can't. 00:15:40 Speaker 4: You need to be in like a non monitored section, which is why the desert feels like the place you can go to not be found. 00:15:47 Speaker 3: Yes, you go out there and you. 00:15:48 Speaker 2: Wouldn't flee, you'd stay domestic. 00:15:51 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would absolutely stay domestic because I get into another country and I'm fully done. Yeah, fish out of water situation. I mean maybe if I fly to Canada. 00:16:00 Speaker 4: Well, you need to go to a country that has that doesn't do that won't extra nite? 00:16:04 Speaker 1: Right? 00:16:04 Speaker 3: And what countries Let's let's give some tips right now. What countries at this point can you flee to? I think I think. 00:16:13 Speaker 4: Well, hold on, let me think about this, because they did recently look this up, not like crimea but like something. 00:16:20 Speaker 3: Are you googling on Lisa's googling what countries can you commit a crows. 00:16:24 Speaker 2: Don't have extradition. I think you can flee to a country that can that. 00:16:31 Speaker 5: Lisa's answers to begin Afghanistan, Okay, Algeria, Doral. 00:16:38 Speaker 2: Did you say and Dora or with two rs? Okay? Yeah. 00:16:42 Speaker 5: Also I think the name of Stephens mother, but I'm not sure. I think it's a different species. You're right, you are correct, Okay, cool, Armenia Okay, Azerbaijan Okay, this is really testing. 00:16:56 Speaker 2: My pronunciation is terrifying. 00:17:01 Speaker 5: Bangladesh, Belarus, Ben and benin Bhutan, Botswana, Brune there. 00:17:09 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's. 00:17:12 Speaker 3: Something that feels tropical. 00:17:14 Speaker 2: Cuba. 00:17:15 Speaker 3: There we go and people love Cuba. 00:17:18 Speaker 4: Feels tropical and fun. 00:17:20 Speaker 2: Get Cuba's number one and then what what, Well, let's go a little lower. 00:17:26 Speaker 4: Do you have anything with it at Yeah, that's good. 00:17:30 Speaker 3: Vatican City, Vatican interesting, and then you become the pope, but then. 00:17:34 Speaker 4: You can't leave Vatican City. Is all very interesting. 00:17:38 Speaker 5: United Arab Emirates, Dubai, Dubai. Okay, so some options in Dubai. 00:17:46 Speaker 3: You could clean hotels. There there are options. 00:17:49 Speaker 4: You know, like, I'm fairly I've only been to Dubai in the airport. 00:17:53 Speaker 3: You have been to Dubai just the airport, okay, where traveling. 00:17:56 Speaker 2: I was traveling to. 00:17:57 Speaker 3: Singapore, Okay, great, and it was for. 00:18:00 Speaker 4: This is before I before I worked in good old show biz. I was working as a photo assistant. But the airport in and of itself better than Disney World really how so it's just wild. 00:18:13 Speaker 3: What's going on there? Do they have like a ski slope. 00:18:16 Speaker 4: Or something like everything you can think of? 00:18:19 Speaker 2: And don't even get me. I didn't go. 00:18:22 Speaker 4: But the executive lounges in these places, it's like. 00:18:25 Speaker 3: In Aman, Wow, yes, did you get to go in the Hudson News. No, not there, What a shame? Close it down. 00:18:35 Speaker 4: I imagine if they had, like if I was like it's like Epcot, they had like a little New York, like a little JFK. You got to go to hots and News and shake shack and like jump a juice. 00:18:45 Speaker 2: That would be cute. 00:18:46 Speaker 3: That would be very cute. That's a missed opportunity for them. 00:18:48 Speaker 2: I will say. The airport in Singapore. 00:18:50 Speaker 3: Yes, gorgeous. 00:18:51 Speaker 4: I've been to that airport is miss stunning, beautiful florals everywhere, fountains and everywhere. 00:18:56 Speaker 3: Yeah right, and in a way that feels classic. Oh yeah, it feels like it's not like I imagine the du Bui one. 00:19:01 Speaker 2: It's giving, it's giving wealth, it's giving is giving. 00:19:11 Speaker 4: Like money, money is king you know, and Singapore it's kind of more sophisticated in that we have a gorgeous airport. 00:19:21 Speaker 3: Right, Come enjoy our city state, beautiful airport. If you get the chance, you gotta Yeah, you gotta go. How did we get here? It's always the. 00:19:33 Speaker 2: Question extradition, fleeing a crime. 00:19:37 Speaker 4: Here's the stressful thing about flying to a country, like flying to Cuba, for example. 00:19:46 Speaker 2: Here's where I fall off. 00:19:47 Speaker 4: Okay, the crime needs to be premeditated or you need to know what's coming, like tax frauds. 00:19:54 Speaker 3: Right, they're onto you. It's only a matter of time, so. 00:19:57 Speaker 4: You don't need to be like it needs to be out there, like a pre meditated murder, right, or. 00:20:02 Speaker 2: Like a crime you know you've been doing. Do you have enough time to get. 00:20:05 Speaker 3: A fake right to book the ticket, get the passport? Yeah, book hotels right? 00:20:11 Speaker 4: Or like I guess in the sense of like the tax stuff. Since you're going to a country that you don't there's no extradition. 00:20:20 Speaker 2: You could go early. 00:20:21 Speaker 4: You could be like, I know these fuckers are going to be on to me next week, so I'm just going to get out of here now. 00:20:26 Speaker 2: But they would still probably try and. 00:20:27 Speaker 3: Block you, right, Oh, I mean, there's no like killing your husband and then getting on Expedia. 00:20:36 Speaker 2: Even though I'm sure there are people that have. 00:20:37 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, I mean desperation. That's kayak dot com online shopping we love. 00:20:41 Speaker 2: That should be a good for after you kill your husband. Kayak dot com. That should be. 00:20:47 Speaker 4: Their new thing, because like, I don't have time to get a fake passport and a new identity. 00:20:52 Speaker 3: I don't have time to get a real passport. 00:20:55 Speaker 4: I know, and like I don't know who the plug is for a fake one, let alone a real one. 00:21:01 Speaker 3: Do you think there's someone in your life who could get you a fake pass interesting and. 00:21:05 Speaker 2: I know exactly who they are. 00:21:06 Speaker 3: Would it be like legit and it wouldn't be like, oh, I know somebody who knows. 00:21:10 Speaker 4: Somebody No, like I would go to him and he would be like I got you, and I wouldn't ask any questions, wow, and he would figure it out for me. 00:21:19 Speaker 3: I've got to meet him. 00:21:20 Speaker 2: I'm sure that this would be a very expensive investment. 00:21:26 Speaker 3: They can kind of name their price. 00:21:28 Speaker 2: Do you want me to text him right now and see if he. 00:21:30 Speaker 3: If you can get on the get him started on this. 00:21:33 Speaker 2: And after and then just say I have a question. 00:21:36 Speaker 3: Yes, actually ask him and see what he has to say. 00:21:40 Speaker 2: Well, actually, maybe he wouldn't be happy with me texting him. 00:21:43 Speaker 3: It's recorded. 00:21:45 Speaker 4: Yeah, then it's like it's burned in the digital right. 00:21:49 Speaker 3: That has to be something you ask, like as you pass each other in the mall. 00:21:53 Speaker 4: I'll ask him at dinner. I'm supposed to see him next week. 00:21:56 Speaker 3: Make it as anonymous as possible. 00:21:58 Speaker 2: I'll text you and I'll say he said yes. 00:22:01 Speaker 3: Have him write it, write it down on a napkin, and then you burn it with the tape candle the table. That kind of Wow, what a world would have been. And I've got no one in my life like that? What if I don't? I mean, yeah, now, but it's like one. 00:22:13 Speaker 2: But now you can call me, and I can call him. 00:22:15 Speaker 4: In the set up a datefident that he can do it, and then no, I feel confident. 00:22:23 Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so thrilled to have this. 00:22:24 Speaker 2: He's like a retired criminal. 00:22:26 Speaker 3: Oh interesting, okay, right, you know, right, a gentleman criminal. Yeah, oh, I love it. We need more gentlemen. 00:22:32 Speaker 2: I also know a lot of retired criminals. 00:22:34 Speaker 3: I think, wow, I love that. 00:22:36 Speaker 2: I don't think that they would call themselves stuff. 00:22:38 Speaker 3: I call it. I don't feel like many criminals use the word criminal. 00:22:41 Speaker 2: No, it's a sexual word. 00:22:42 Speaker 3: It's so sexual. 00:22:44 Speaker 2: Criminal, that's criminal in a bed. 00:22:53 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean speaking of I mean this is the segue, Greta. I was so happy to have you on the podcast. 00:23:00 Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be here. 00:23:01 Speaker 3: It's called I said no gifts. You've trod into my backyard holding, first of all, a salad which you forced me to put in my frien It's just sitting in there, some sort of salmon. 00:23:14 Speaker 2: Yes. Is it a vegan home. 00:23:17 Speaker 3: It is not a vegan home. Thank god. What would have happened? I would have had rotten the sun. 00:23:22 Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I do wonder. 00:23:25 Speaker 4: You know, I have a lot of vegan friends, and I know all of them will let me put my salmon salad in their fridge. But like I do wonder, like would Moby let me put no interest? 00:23:34 Speaker 2: I don't think so. 00:23:35 Speaker 3: I don't think so there's a vegan home out there that wouldn't be allowed, and. 00:23:40 Speaker 2: I respect that, I don't. I mean, it's their private fridge. So, like I get it. 00:23:46 Speaker 4: If someone were to come to my house and be like, hey, we put this pig's head in your friend. 00:23:50 Speaker 3: Well, a pig's head and a salmon salad. 00:23:52 Speaker 4: There's well, I'd be like, actually, i'd probably say yes, because then I'd be like, what's this pig head just going to sit outside? 00:23:59 Speaker 3: That's yeah, you don't want that rotting in the arm. Yeah, I mean I would have an issue. I would get in a fight with that person. 00:24:06 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:24:07 Speaker 3: Whatever, we're probably gonna get in another fight here because you brought a. 00:24:10 Speaker 2: Gift I did. Sorry. I know you said no gifts. 00:24:13 Speaker 3: I know it sucks. It's a painful thing for. 00:24:17 Speaker 2: Me to hear. It really is. You need to get better at receiving positivity and. 00:24:21 Speaker 3: Gifts never happening. I will not improve my character. 00:24:25 Speaker 2: I honestly kind of give you two gifts. 00:24:27 Speaker 3: Right because it so it's in kind of this gorgeous brown wrap, and on top of it, there's a button that says girl power, yeah, which we love. 00:24:35 Speaker 2: Yeah. You know I saw it on the way out the door, and I said, I'm gonna put this as the bow. 00:24:39 Speaker 3: Should I put it on my shirt? Now? 00:24:41 Speaker 2: Sure? 00:24:42 Speaker 3: Let's see here is this kind of are people going to be like, it's the I'm a feminist shirt? 00:24:48 Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's very like Subaru and girl Power. 00:24:52 Speaker 2: It's saying something shirt. Yeah, it is saying something you need help. Oh you got it. 00:24:58 Speaker 3: I'll put the mic down. 00:25:00 Speaker 4: Now we're putting We're putting girl power next to the Subaru. 00:25:05 Speaker 2: And honestly, I think it's good. 00:25:07 Speaker 3: I look great. I love that you can blame me for wearing this. 00:25:10 Speaker 4: And it's like, it's what a simple message girl power, power It's been It's timeless. 00:25:15 Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is. 00:25:16 Speaker 3: Yes, I uh, I mean girl power really had a resurgence in ninety six Spice Girl. Yeah, and then it's kind of just simmered. 00:25:23 Speaker 4: I think of all the annoying fucking sayings, girl power is my favorite. 00:25:28 Speaker 2: I don't think it's annoying. Actually, I think I think I like it a lot. 00:25:31 Speaker 3: I think it's because it probably has been through the cycles so many times. Yeah, that it's worn. It's hard to hate. 00:25:37 Speaker 4: And I do just hear like Melby in my head be like go power, you know, like. 00:25:44 Speaker 2: Girls Yeah, go power. 00:25:46 Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got that. You know, like what other what which ones are annoying at this point? Like what's a more recent thing that could be annoying in this level? 00:25:55 Speaker 2: Girl Boss? 00:25:56 Speaker 3: Girl Boss, which I almost think is kind of almost circled back around. 00:26:00 Speaker 2: We've girl boss is the new girl power. 00:26:03 Speaker 3: Ten years from now that will be a boss bitch. 00:26:06 Speaker 4: Uh put. I like pussy power. That doesn't bother me, like FEMA, like like when people try to like femin like play is on like feminists. 00:26:19 Speaker 2: This puts pussy bites back. 00:26:21 Speaker 3: Like e Men have none of these No, what's happening? What's causing this? 00:26:27 Speaker 2: Men don't need Men don't need to fight for their rights. 00:26:30 Speaker 3: But men, I'm sure, are capable of thinking of stupid things to say about. 00:26:34 Speaker 2: Like this penis penis power. 00:26:40 Speaker 3: Well, I've got it on that pack. 00:26:43 Speaker 2: Yeah you should. I love this is an eco friendly package. 00:27:02 Speaker 3: Friendly, the feel of a like a grocery bag. 00:27:06 Speaker 4: Well, that's exactly what the feel is it is it like one one little section. 00:27:13 Speaker 2: Well, we're kind of just on unearthing. 00:27:16 Speaker 3: I'm actually thrilled about this, do you. It's a fly water Yeah, and I. 00:27:23 Speaker 2: Figured it was a perfect gift for the summer. 00:27:27 Speaker 3: This is such an ideal gift. I've been using magazines for the last three weeks and here you are. I mean to get into it. Eleven o'clock the other night, I'm playing Nintendo my boyfriend's supposedly gone to bed. I'm in such a good place. He comes storming out, demanding I kill a fly in the bedroom. He says he can't the noise. It's the buzzing. And this is a real test of both of our hearing power because I simply cannot hear the. 00:27:56 Speaker 2: Buzz and he's like, I'm I'm like him, I'm like the buzzing. 00:27:59 Speaker 3: Buzz couldn't go back to bed. Yeah, And the fly kept getting away and getting away. I have eventually killed a house plant trying to swipe at it. And if I had had the laser accuracy of a fly. 00:28:10 Speaker 2: Swater, that plant would still be alive. 00:28:12 Speaker 3: That plant would still be alive. I would have gotten back to my game sooner. 00:28:16 Speaker 2: What was the last time you used one of these? 00:28:18 Speaker 3: It's been years. 00:28:19 Speaker 2: It is simply. 00:28:20 Speaker 4: An amazing invention because it's like, what it is, what it gives you is the speed. 00:28:26 Speaker 3: It gives you the speed and the distance. The distance because with a magazine, it's essentially your hand. 00:28:31 Speaker 4: And there's something that feels more cruel about a magazine. 00:28:34 Speaker 3: Right, I'm hitting you with the weight the culture, Yeah. 00:28:38 Speaker 4: Exactly, that society hates you. 00:28:40 Speaker 3: You'll never come to that sort of thing exactly. But this is just a piece of plastic that I found under the sink, and I'm going to kill you. How often are you using one of these? 00:28:51 Speaker 2: Well? 00:28:52 Speaker 4: My husband is really addicted to them. So the reason why I had an extra fly swatter is because he got a pack of fly swads. 00:29:03 Speaker 3: Oh how many were in the pack? 00:29:04 Speaker 2: Six? And I thought to myself, this is simply too much. 00:29:08 Speaker 3: You only need one fly swatter. 00:29:09 Speaker 4: Absolutely, so I thought to myself, I'm going to take one of these and bring it us my gift. 00:29:15 Speaker 2: Initially, this was. 00:29:16 Speaker 3: Not my original gift, oh interest. 00:29:18 Speaker 2: I had two other gifts that were options. 00:29:20 Speaker 3: But think about I mean, we can get into that in a minute. But you've really made a smart choice here. 00:29:25 Speaker 2: Well, I thought to myself. You receive even though you don't want to receive gifts. 00:29:30 Speaker 4: You receive gifts every podcast constantly, and that's a lot of gifts. 00:29:34 Speaker 3: Too many. 00:29:35 Speaker 4: So I thought, well, which is what eliminated my first gift. 00:29:39 Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what my first gift was. 00:29:42 Speaker 4: It was going to be a un opened, a wrapped DVD of Schindler's List. 00:29:49 Speaker 3: Never that would just be sitting on my shelf for the rest of my life. 00:29:52 Speaker 4: Correct, And I was hesitant because I was like, is that like a political statement? 00:29:58 Speaker 3: Right? It becomes a thing. Were like what, yeah, and we have to be sensitive talking about and the conversation shuts down. 00:30:05 Speaker 4: To be honest with you, it was really just in a box of things in my garage that was intact. 00:30:10 Speaker 3: What does that saying about your priorities? Interesting? Where where did the DVD come from? Do you remember? 00:30:16 Speaker 2: Well? 00:30:16 Speaker 4: When we moved, my Abe has like nine million DVDs and I was like, honey, we can't keep all these. 00:30:24 Speaker 2: And then it turns out he. 00:30:25 Speaker 4: Did keep some and maybe I'm the evil person for being like wanting to gift them off to people. So that was my first one and I was like, I'm not going to do that. And then my second gift, I was going to bring you a kum quat from my garden. 00:30:41 Speaker 3: Not a bad idea, no, And. 00:30:43 Speaker 4: I thought it would be really funny, like put the little kum quat in a huge box and like, you know. 00:30:48 Speaker 2: Ha ha ha, have you just ripping of favor and favor? 00:30:53 Speaker 4: And then I was like the box that I did have was like too huge, and I was like, oh, this is gonna take forever and. 00:30:59 Speaker 3: Eventually you'll have a gift that needs to go in that box. 00:31:02 Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was just like this is this is too crazy? And then I thought, Gretta, give a gift you would. 00:31:08 Speaker 3: Want to receive, and it's so unbelievably thoughtful. I mean, the weird thing to me is why I haven't used one in such a long time. 00:31:16 Speaker 4: Because there's something that feels unnecessary about it, because it's like, no, you use a magazine, use a newspaper, are using whatever your hand And it's a luxury it's a luxury problem, a luxury item I do buy airport, Yeah, it's a luxury item. I do actually have a photo. I wonder if I can find it speaking of airports, of being in the airport and a woman that had a giant fly swatter sticking out of her on the plane. 00:31:46 Speaker 2: Yes, let me see if it's a biderline weapon. 00:31:48 Speaker 4: Do you think it will show up if I search fly swatter on my phone? 00:31:52 Speaker 3: I know this is a new test. 00:31:55 Speaker 2: I might need to search luggage. 00:31:57 Speaker 3: Is this an option in photos? You can search objects? 00:32:01 Speaker 2: Now you can? 00:32:02 Speaker 3: I had no idea luggage. 00:32:06 Speaker 2: Oh wow, how do I have? 00:32:07 Speaker 4: I have nine hundred and fifty six photos of luggage that seems a little crazy. 00:32:14 Speaker 2: Did I find it? I found it? 00:32:16 Speaker 3: You're kidding? That's a Gallagher size. 00:32:20 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a blue. 00:32:23 Speaker 3: I can send you the photo please, we'll post that to it. 00:32:26 Speaker 4: It's a blue Leopard rollie bag with I took this photo on June third, twenty fifteen. 00:32:34 Speaker 2: I don't know what. 00:32:35 Speaker 3: Airport I was at, but I mean you could use that to flip pancakes. 00:32:39 Speaker 4: It's like a panc I'm going to add it to my favorites so that I can find it easily. 00:32:44 Speaker 3: I've never seen one that size. What could that possibly be for? 00:32:47 Speaker 4: Is the crezula or like what what is it called a Huntsman spider they have Australia. 00:32:54 Speaker 3: Oh those a giant like red. 00:32:55 Speaker 4: Size face Yeah, oh awful. 00:32:59 Speaker 2: Like I want to go to Austraia, but I'm so scared. 00:33:01 Speaker 3: So many things just lurking there. I know it's another planet. It's like it is they've kind of I mean, I guess it's because they're so closed off. They just got their own brand of freaks. 00:33:12 Speaker 2: But I have so many friends from Australia that I love. 00:33:14 Speaker 3: But I wonderful people just animals are too much, way too much. 00:33:20 Speaker 2: It's crazy. 00:33:22 Speaker 3: We've got I mean all these marsupials, spider's. 00:33:25 Speaker 2: Galore beyond snakes. 00:33:28 Speaker 3: Snakes that are large and swim in the ocean, wild boars, wild boars. That's a more normal thing. 00:33:33 Speaker 2: That's kangaroos that can kick you. 00:33:35 Speaker 3: I saw kangaroo in real life recently. You did tails are you know? They're and they're just a giant, weird muscle just kind of lying on the ground there and God bless, but it's discussed. 00:33:48 Speaker 2: Did you see this kangaroo. 00:33:50 Speaker 3: Had an animal rescue and it I mean it was a beautiful creature and I loved it. But you look at it. I did, but you start looking at that tail too long, and you're like, this is so unnecessary and it just can't go away. It's just there for us all to see all the time. 00:34:07 Speaker 2: What do you think that pouch is? 00:34:08 Speaker 5: Like? 00:34:09 Speaker 3: Is it wet? 00:34:11 Speaker 2: It must be, right, I don't think you don't. 00:34:14 Speaker 4: Think it's I think it's like warm and like maybe it's sweaty. 00:34:18 Speaker 2: I don't think it's wet. 00:34:19 Speaker 3: I think it's sopping. What really it must be No, it's like a wet bag. 00:34:26 Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's like a web on at. 00:34:29 Speaker 3: Least, what do you think? 00:34:30 Speaker 2: I know, because I have the answer. 00:34:32 Speaker 5: What first all, I do not like the first sentence here, this fleshy pocket is talking about me, is stretchy and slightly sticky. Oh and opens horizontally upwards to lessen the chance of. 00:34:51 Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's like this, Yeah, can you enter from the top? 00:34:54 Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, so do they just shimmey in. 00:34:56 Speaker 3: Into a sticky pouch? So we were both kind of wrong. 00:35:00 Speaker 4: Yeah, hearing that it's a sticky pouch actually makes it so much worse. It's like, yeah, like you were like envisioned like a little sloshy bag, and I was envisioning just like a dry, cozy pocket velvet. 00:35:15 Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I was. 00:35:17 Speaker 4: Thinking, Like a plush interior coin purse or something. 00:35:20 Speaker 2: Yeah, like a velvet sack. 00:35:23 Speaker 3: Who tested that out? That's the big question. Who stuck their hand down there? That feels like an invasion? 00:35:27 Speaker 4: Ah yeah, I'm guarantee you that kangaroo was not pleased. I mean, have you seen those pictures of like that buff kangaroo? Oh of course, I like, you know when people are like I would like I'd hit it whatever, I'm like, ugh, I'm terrified of that thing that Like, if that came near me, I'm like, I'd be so scared. 00:35:50 Speaker 2: And I do not think it's hot. 00:35:51 Speaker 3: It's so jacked even on a person. I'd be like, we're entering weird animal territory. 00:35:57 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that at all. 00:36:00 Speaker 4: I'm so not attracted to people that look like they're like roided up. 00:36:05 Speaker 3: It's it's just too much. We're exiting humanity. 00:36:08 Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, I want I want someone. I want someone to. 00:36:12 Speaker 3: Look like soft. I like a little in between. 00:36:17 Speaker 4: Sure it's like sho me, take care of yourself, but also that you enjoy life exactly. 00:36:21 Speaker 3: That's what I need. Yeah, that's the sweet spot. And God bless our bodybuilders. We love them. They're they're lifting the weights. How did the kangaroo get to that shape? It's just fucking jacked as hell. 00:36:31 Speaker 2: I don't know. 00:36:32 Speaker 4: I'm like, is someone like giving this kangaroo creatine and like teaching it how to trap bar squats? Like, I don't understand. This kangaroo is so jacked. And again, actually that is a correct question. Let's not oogle the kangaroo, but let's ask how did this happen to the kangaroo? And is the kangaroo okay, it's not. Is it on steroids? It's probably on age? 00:37:00 Speaker 2: She ate. 00:37:01 Speaker 3: There's absolutely something going on, yes, because it wouldn't have gotten its picture taken otherwise. No, it would have been a regular kangaroo. 00:37:08 Speaker 2: Correct, it's not just jacked kangaroo. That's scary. 00:37:12 Speaker 3: It's been run through some sort of routine every day. I don't I'm pulling up the picture it was it was it like in a zoo or did they just stumble upon this in the outback? 00:37:21 Speaker 4: I pray if they stumbled upon that in the outback, what else is there? I mean that the end of times, I'm going to look up jacked kangaroo. I just I can't. It's oh my god, it's so scary. Imagine being in the in the outback. Also someone like making it sexy, but like, this is so scary. It actually looks like frat bros that I once like, probably. 00:37:50 Speaker 3: Se cup of beer or something. 00:37:52 Speaker 1: Disgusting. 00:37:53 Speaker 3: Oh what is it doing? 00:37:55 Speaker 2: Roger the buff kangaroo. 00:37:57 Speaker 3: Greta showed me one where he's kind of on all fours and has essentially become a camel. I mean, now, that's a good question I bring up. Are kangaroos and camels related? They have kind of a similar face. 00:38:09 Speaker 2: No, they aren't, because aren't kangaroos or soupials? Am I making that up? 00:38:14 Speaker 1: Oh? 00:38:15 Speaker 3: Yeah, they certainly are. 00:38:17 Speaker 2: And camels are mammals, correct. 00:38:20 Speaker 3: Interesting though they both have kind of a freak aspect. 00:38:24 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because camels also. 00:38:26 Speaker 3: Have They've got a giant hump, right, but that's wet, that's sloshing around. 00:38:33 Speaker 4: Yeah that that that's actually a liquid sack. That's kind of just in there. I do wonder and maybe a listener could write them with the answer. But evolutionarily speaking, why did the camel? Like, what was the use of the hump? 00:38:52 Speaker 3: It's just to stay alive in the desert, right. 00:38:54 Speaker 2: I don't It must be for something. 00:38:56 Speaker 3: It's just like I need to keep the water in me. 00:38:59 Speaker 2: Probably are you looking this up? What is the reason why camels have humps? 00:39:03 Speaker 5: So, I mean the first thing that pops up is camel's gradually developed a hump and thick fur to help them survive the icy Arctic winters. You see, maybe just with maybe with the movement of things, you know. 00:39:16 Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting, And then they had like they're snowbirds, they go to the heat. 00:39:21 Speaker 4: Interesting, wait really quickly, because you know I love talking about religion, and were you taught creationism? 00:39:28 Speaker 3: No, well not specifically. That's a it's a real and like an evolving that's the only word you could use and not trying to use upon here got to be very clear situation with Mormons where it's like kind of an embracement of evolution but also a denial. Interesting because like at their college, I think if you were to get a biology major that they would teach you the correct science. 00:39:52 Speaker 4: Yeah, because like I do feel like like when I think of like BYU for example, I feel like pre med there. 00:39:58 Speaker 3: Like right, they're not graduating because having a doctor with creation right, right. But I do think if you were to ask part of the larger population, you would. 00:40:06 Speaker 2: Get mixed reviews. 00:40:08 Speaker 3: Yeah, an answer that doesn't feel quite right, or maybe like God created science or God took an extremely long time that kind of thing, right, Like oh it wasn't seven days, one day, was a billion years? 00:40:18 Speaker 2: Right? That kind of got it interesting. 00:40:21 Speaker 3: So there you're trying to apply some level of it's fusion. It's fusion. 00:40:25 Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, it's it's tex mex It is it's it's it's evo creationism. 00:40:34 Speaker 3: Yes, it's a it's basically an acceptance that the Internet is there and you can find out the science. So let's try not to dance around it too much at this point because it's there. Interesting question. Though, you were raised religious at all? 00:40:47 Speaker 4: No, my mom was Catholic, but my mom called herself a recovering Catholic because she hated the church right and my father's Jewish right. So I was raised in both. I had a bought Mitzvah, but I also oh, but not really raised Catholic, but like my mom would for it, just spend time with their grandparents who'd go to like Easter Mask or like stuff like that and not and we celebrate Christmas, but. 00:41:14 Speaker 3: But going to Easter Mass or you're like, what what is? 00:41:17 Speaker 4: Well, I would get pissed because I would be hungry and I was always dying for a communion cracker wafer. I wanted that wayfer so bad. I was like, because I'd. 00:41:32 Speaker 2: Be so hungry, and I remember being like Mom, like. 00:41:34 Speaker 4: Please, like let me get that cracker, like it looked so delicious because like you know, and it's and I I do love I broad stroke. 00:41:44 Speaker 2: I do not like religion at all. 00:41:46 Speaker 4: Sure, but if it's a personal thing for you and it brings you peace and happiness. 00:41:51 Speaker 3: Go for it all the way as long as you're business. 00:41:54 Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. 00:41:55 Speaker 4: But I remember, and I love tradition like I'm fat, don't love trash. I'm fascinated by tradition, and I'm fascinated by these things that collectively, as humans we latch onto. And I think that symbolically consuming the flesh and blood of Christ is something like, of course, like there have been nine million horror movies made about it, and it's just the interesting idea. But the way that I would watch these people savor their communion, in my child mind. 00:42:27 Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is the most delicious cracker on earth that. 00:42:31 Speaker 4: I don't get. 00:42:33 Speaker 3: They don't allow you to have it, no. 00:42:34 Speaker 2: Because I never had. I never was my sister was baptized. 00:42:38 Speaker 4: I was never baptized, and I never went through what is it called confirmation communion. 00:42:44 Speaker 2: I never did that. 00:42:47 Speaker 3: Yeah, Mormons kind of do this with what's called sacrament. They pass around bread and water, and I basically think, if you're not Mormon, you're not eating it. Yeah. 00:42:54 Speaker 4: No, because when you get the sacrament, it's like that's oh, but you guys get water, like it's not even fun. 00:43:02 Speaker 2: You don't even get any wine. 00:43:03 Speaker 3: It's like basically like a little cup. You would find it the dentist or. 00:43:06 Speaker 4: Something awful and water at least that like Catholic mass. You're drinking like a gorgeous goblet. 00:43:12 Speaker 3: Isn't a shared goblet? Yes, certainly not at this point in this post COVID world or whatever we're calling it. Who knows, get a big slosh out of a goblet? 00:43:24 Speaker 2: Yeah? 00:43:25 Speaker 3: Do they call that goblet a grail? 00:43:28 Speaker 2: Probably? 00:43:29 Speaker 3: You never hear of a grail, but the Holy grail literally the only time you hear it. No one's ever holding a grail or anything now, but those must be called. Somebody's calling that thing a gray or shallice shallice, So that's classy. I don't know, interesting. I don't know, grail by a box of twelve at ike on that sort of thing. I don't even I guess it would be a goblet show depressing? 00:43:51 Speaker 2: Would that be? If you were like? So, I mean, this is. 00:43:56 Speaker 4: My maybe I don't want to ruffle anyone's feathers here that are religious listening to this show, because again I support. 00:44:01 Speaker 2: You if it brings you like you know, I believe that. 00:44:08 Speaker 4: I believe in like vibrations and tuning into the universe over here. 00:44:11 Speaker 2: So like, I'm no, I don't know anything. 00:44:13 Speaker 3: Just don't tell me what to do. 00:44:15 Speaker 4: But I would just like to say this as someone that did grow up, you know, I was butt mitz fed. I used to always think how disappointing would it be to find out that, like my kiddish cup, for example, it's like beautiful thing that in my mind and they are gorgeous, they're stunning, but then you. 00:44:32 Speaker 2: Flip it over and it's like and I can't right tack. 00:44:37 Speaker 4: And you're like, but this is supposed to be like old, sacred. 00:44:41 Speaker 3: Just priceless object. Yeah. Theme wise, did you have a theme? 00:44:45 Speaker 2: I did? 00:44:45 Speaker 3: What was it? 00:44:46 Speaker 2: My name? 00:44:47 Speaker 3: Oh, when a. 00:44:50 Speaker 4: Child is raised as by narcissists, it doesn't fall far from the tree. How did it work? Well, here's how it worked. My mother wanted a chic party. Okay, oh she I'm sure thought that like Broadway theme was like ghost or something like that, and I was not really like I was an old lady trapped at a young girl's body. 00:45:18 Speaker 2: So like if I could have picked a theme, it probably. 00:45:20 Speaker 4: Would have been like jazz music, honestly, and. 00:45:25 Speaker 3: And then you get like the paper music notes. 00:45:27 Speaker 4: Yeah, it would just would have been tacky exactly. So my mom was like, how can this be chic? And we chose my name. My mom got me a huge hot pink neon sign that said my name that I still have it still works, and everyone got my mom was friends with a man who was a chocolate dear, and everyone got hot pink chocolate geese. 00:45:55 Speaker 3: This is incredible then. 00:45:57 Speaker 4: Only because my sister did it herbot mitzvah. Everyone got boxer shorts that said I danced my pants off at Greta's bot Mitza. 00:46:06 Speaker 2: And that was it. 00:46:07 Speaker 3: Wow. 00:46:08 Speaker 4: And then it was it was a very chic party. It was at the Thomas Jefferson Hotel in Washington, d C. Wow, And my mom had the adult sat in one room, the kid sat in the other room, and the kid's room. It was catered by my favorite Mexican restaurant, Cactus Cantina. Yes, I actually just ate there a few months ago when I went down to DC to do some shows, and I have to say not good, but I was thrilled to be there. It's just not good because now that I'm here in Los Angeles, I spoiled. 00:46:37 Speaker 3: Right, You've come a real snob about it. Oh. 00:46:39 Speaker 2: Absolutely, And you. 00:46:40 Speaker 3: Know when you were eating it then you were younger, oh ide, yeah, and. 00:46:44 Speaker 4: I was eating it then, I was like, give me anything with cheese and tortilla, and I'm happy. 00:46:48 Speaker 3: It was probably comforting, it is. 00:46:49 Speaker 4: There was something very comforting about it. However, what was not comforting about it was I ordered a skinny margarita and I was like, God, I wish this was good, you know, because like I would have loved to eat shitty good margarita. 00:47:02 Speaker 2: That's scenario for me. 00:47:04 Speaker 3: Well, that is the thing. If somebody says a Mexican restaurant has good margaritas, that means it's a bad Mexican restaurant. Correct, across the board. 00:47:10 Speaker 2: And it should be. 00:47:12 Speaker 3: But it's a bar. 00:47:13 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bar. 00:47:14 Speaker 3: It's a bar, just right right, the distraction of a margarita. 00:47:19 Speaker 2: Correct. 00:47:20 Speaker 3: The boxers, did you like send out a survey like what size of underway? 00:47:24 Speaker 4: I think it was like I feel like it was like I feel like it was like flip flops. 00:47:29 Speaker 2: At a wedding. You know what I mean just what you can get gold box. 00:47:33 Speaker 3: Just root through this bag. 00:47:34 Speaker 2: Grab grab hopefully your size. 00:47:37 Speaker 3: Fascinating. 00:47:38 Speaker 2: Yeah, and wor's the Neon sign now in my home. 00:47:41 Speaker 3: Incredible is on the wall. 00:47:42 Speaker 2: It's about to be hung because we moved. 00:47:45 Speaker 3: This is wonderful. So you really took something out of that. 00:47:49 Speaker 2: I really did. 00:47:49 Speaker 3: You know, somebody else has like a baseball theme and they've got an inflatable bat or what have you. 00:47:54 Speaker 4: My husband, he did have a theme, but I forgot get what his theme was. But he does have a giant, life size that giant. He's a life size cut out of himself at that age. And he's like, he's so cute, and he's wearing like a red like congol hat. 00:48:15 Speaker 2: Like Samuel L. 00:48:16 Speaker 4: Jackson like, but it's like very kind of like fluffy beret style JTT. 00:48:22 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:48:22 Speaker 4: And he had and he had all his friends, you know sign sign, his sounddy. 00:48:27 Speaker 3: We've had a similar I mean his bar Mitzvah was very similar to your thing. Interesting you found. 00:48:33 Speaker 2: Each other, Yeah, we did. 00:48:34 Speaker 3: You found each other. God blessed. 00:48:36 Speaker 4: I did go to high school with a girl who is iconic because her bought Mitzvah invitation. 00:48:44 Speaker 2: When you opened. 00:48:45 Speaker 4: It was her singing to you to invite her. 00:48:50 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a little recorded yea. 00:48:52 Speaker 2: It was like, Hello, come to my bod mitzvah. 00:48:56 Speaker 4: I am so excited to have you with my bud mitzpah. 00:49:00 Speaker 3: Yeah. How much does that? 00:49:01 Speaker 4: And I think, like I spoke to her about it relatively recently, and I think that like she has one that still works, her family is still in debt. 00:49:08 Speaker 3: I mean that's wild. Wow. I know, was there ever a theme like of somebody, like a friend or a non friend that you were like, this sucks, You're a loser. 00:49:19 Speaker 4: No, I mean, to be honest with you, I've like I like blacked out that whole part of my life. I can hardly remember anything. I do remember being at one one kid's bar mitzvah and it was so lavish, like it was so turbo, and the tables were like loose sight and they were filled with orchids, and I remember being. 00:49:43 Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, irresponsible. 00:49:45 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was crazy. 00:49:47 Speaker 4: I always loved it when the butt mitzvah was like at the synagogue and then the party was in the like hall of the synagogue, Like that's just that, that's. 00:49:55 Speaker 2: Nice, you know what. 00:49:56 Speaker 3: I mean like that sounds boring to me. 00:49:58 Speaker 2: Tear it down. It is boring. But when you look and high and when you look back. 00:50:02 Speaker 3: Like right the waist, Oh my god, it's. 00:50:05 Speaker 2: Like say it. 00:50:06 Speaker 4: You know, you can hardly pay for a wedding these days without someone getting divorced, you know what I mean. 00:50:10 Speaker 2: It's like, I. 00:50:11 Speaker 4: Guess if anything, celebrating someone turning thirteen is more permanent than a wedding. 00:50:15 Speaker 3: Very true, very but some of the yes. 00:50:18 Speaker 2: Some of these parties are just out of control. 00:50:21 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:50:22 Speaker 2: It just makes you think, what's what's really the point of this. 00:50:25 Speaker 3: It's the parents wanting to be like, look how much money we've got. 00:50:27 Speaker 2: Correct? 00:50:28 Speaker 3: Who cares about our child? We've got the money for Cantina Mexican? 00:50:34 Speaker 2: Correct? 00:50:34 Speaker 3: Is that what it's called? Cactus? Cantina shouldn't just be called catina. 00:50:38 Speaker 2: Everyone's like, wow, good for you. 00:50:39 Speaker 4: You have two hundred dollars to get like and all you can eat buffet. 00:50:47 Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. We're going to play a game called Gift to a Curse. I need a number between one and ten from you. 00:50:53 Speaker 2: Oh okay, five, okay. 00:50:54 Speaker 3: I have to do some like calculating and now because we're striking. I don't know what the promotion rules are. Promote or recommend whatever you want right now, I guess be careful. Oh you don't know. If friend dresser's listening. 00:51:07 Speaker 4: Well, I will promote the following. I will promote this. I will promote you number one listening to my podcast Senior Superlatives. It is so fabulous, And you can listen to Bridger on my show, which is iconic. I've said that word too many times and then it becomes less and less valuable. 00:51:28 Speaker 2: And then after that. 00:51:29 Speaker 4: If you're in Scotland. On August tenth, i am performing. I'm going to be at Fringe Festival in Scotland because that is the last thing I'm allowed to do is for form lives. So come and see my show at Edinburgh Fringe. 00:51:44 Speaker 3: This is an incredible advertisement for that Scottish listener or if somebody's looking for a Scottish trip, Yes, get over there, get over there. The time is notice. 00:51:53 Speaker 4: Everyone knows Scotland in the summer, people say Italy and summer knows Scotland. 00:51:59 Speaker 2: To bring your rain boots. 00:52:01 Speaker 3: And your podcast is wonderful. It's such a fun time. Thank you, listener. Do all those things. Okay, we're gonna play this game called gift to a Curse. I'm going to name three things. Okay, you're going to tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why, and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. There are correct answers. Okay, okay. Number one this is from a listener named either Ariel or Ril. My apologies. One of those pronunciations. I can't imagine there's a third one, but you never know. Gift to a curse using a full ring tone in place of a text tone, notification. 00:52:33 Speaker 4: Using a full ring tone in case of or in place. 00:52:39 Speaker 2: Place of, meaning your phone does a full. 00:52:44 Speaker 3: Ring and not I guess that's what I'm getting here. 00:52:48 Speaker 4: So okay, in this scenario that I need to listen as if my phone is ringing when I. 00:52:55 Speaker 2: Receive a text, I'm going. 00:52:56 Speaker 4: To say that's a curse, because how am I going to differential when it's a caller a text? 00:53:01 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like a text? I know, okay, someone text me. I can take a second a call somebody's me right now. So I guess I'm. 00:53:11 Speaker 4: Going to say that to me, this is a curse, right because it seems unnecessary. I like it when I know the difference between what's coming my way. 00:53:23 Speaker 2: I like to know the difference. 00:53:24 Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to hear that noise and oh, someone's calling me and then it's not a call. 00:53:28 Speaker 2: I get excited when people call me. 00:53:30 Speaker 3: Oh, it's a thrill. 00:53:31 Speaker 2: I love it. 00:53:32 Speaker 4: So for me, I would be constantly like let down all the time, because then it's just some fucking texts like you know, you're doing your dentist at ten thirty am on September tenth, and I'm getting a full phone ring for that. 00:53:46 Speaker 2: That's a curse, greta wrong? 00:53:50 Speaker 3: What a gift? Young becomes a NonStop noise mischiine cowful. I love the idea of somebody just I mean, what is their phone doing it do? 00:54:01 Speaker 2: And then someone being like, oh, sorry, this is just text for the crazy. 00:54:05 Speaker 3: What's going on in the life of somebody I love? I need to interact with more people like. 00:54:10 Speaker 4: Unwell, it's unwell it's your phone really would never stop making noise? 00:54:15 Speaker 2: I love her. 00:54:16 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I wonder what the I mean. Apparently this listener has come across this sort of person, and I wonder what the thought process is there. 00:54:25 Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't even know that was an option. 00:54:27 Speaker 3: Public nuisance I loved. 00:54:29 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:54:29 Speaker 4: I feel like that's an app that they downloaded to like give it a full ring tone, right. 00:54:34 Speaker 3: I can't imagine that's an actual option. 00:54:36 Speaker 2: I don't think it is. 00:54:38 Speaker 3: It's a gift up and down, all across all Okay, zero so far we hate it. Number two. This is from a listener named Neil. Gift your a curse coffee ice cubes. 00:54:51 Speaker 2: I'm very torn about this because Neil, you should know. 00:54:58 Speaker 4: I love coffee. Okay, people say those annoying questions, you have to give up coffee or alcohol? Let me Jean Gama first of all, fuck off. But the answer for me would be alcohol. To not have the bean in my life, I would be a shell of a human. Okay, First of all, I'm addicted number one. I'm addicted number two. I love the ritual. 00:55:26 Speaker 3: Of course, you need something to count on each day. 00:55:29 Speaker 4: It's all that I have. I have limited myself to two okay to a day. 00:55:34 Speaker 2: And I did. I got a treat on my way here. 00:55:37 Speaker 4: I actually stopped and bought myself a nice coffee because usually edging myice coffee at home. 00:55:41 Speaker 3: Do you do a cold brew home or cold brow? Me too? And that's my morning coffee. It's fabulous. 00:55:47 Speaker 2: Is that an Americano? 00:55:48 Speaker 3: This is no? This is a cold always black. 00:55:50 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, look and I love that. If you want to pure and I love see coffee Commissary tweak tweak sauce for me? 00:55:58 Speaker 3: Is it really I'm tweaking off? It's you drink. 00:56:01 Speaker 4: I'm like, whoo, yeah, some you need to find the You're right, some you know, some beans do it to me, I mean, which will make me I'm immediately mad. Yes, well, because I don't like to like I used to joke that I knew I had enough coffee once my eyelids started twitching. 00:56:17 Speaker 2: Then I knew that I was like at the right level. But now I don't like that. 00:56:20 Speaker 4: I don't like feeling like like panicky. 00:56:24 Speaker 2: Anyway. 00:56:25 Speaker 4: So Neil, here's my feeling about the iced coffee cubes. When I go and get a nice coffee, I see the amount. 00:56:36 Speaker 2: Okay, coffee is a drug. Let's just say it's a drug. 00:56:40 Speaker 3: It makes you feel better. 00:56:41 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dependent on it. I need it. 00:56:44 Speaker 4: So when I go and get my dose, and then you know, I rely on the ice to help balance out my dose, because. 00:56:54 Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm drinking and I'm drinking it. I'm drinking it. It kind of smooths out, mellows out. 00:56:57 Speaker 4: It's like drinking liquor on the rocks, right, You're relying on that rock to slowly melt and then you're just nursing kind of this like gorgeous beverage throughout your day. 00:57:06 Speaker 2: And it's kind of like, okay, like we've tapered off. 00:57:09 Speaker 4: If you're getting me a coffee cube in my cold brew, you want me to drive off the side of the road having a goddamn heart attack, tweaking. 00:57:21 Speaker 2: Like you're like but ah, like. 00:57:23 Speaker 4: Crazy, like you're basically you want me to die. Essentially, you want me to die. I think it's sick. I think it's irresponsible. I think, oh, there's too much I's in my coffee. 00:57:35 Speaker 2: Grow up. 00:57:36 Speaker 4: Okay, if if there's too much ice in your coffee, ask for lessize or I have an idea, make it at home where you control your eyes. I do not want a coffee cube. I do not want that. I do not trust that. That feels scary to me. So yeah, that's it. Like if someone were to be if I mean, thank god alcohol can't freeze, because then we've been in a whole bucket load of trouble. But like, even if someone were to be like, oh, I can put a shot at tequila in your tequila, fuck off. 00:58:09 Speaker 3: No, So you're saying gift. 00:58:14 Speaker 2: People think. 00:58:15 Speaker 4: People are like, Ellen, we're gonna give you these coffee cubes. 00:58:18 Speaker 2: Look at how nice we are. 00:58:19 Speaker 4: No, you're wrong, you're being irresponsible with your product. 00:58:25 Speaker 3: You're absolutely right. It's a I mean, it's a curse. We have to be so clear, a curse. The intent I think is so pure. Sure, let's give more coffee. More like, let's not water down the coffee. You're supposed to water it down. Yes, putting a coffee cube and a coffee, you're entering an endless tunnel. You don't know when it's going to end. 00:58:45 Speaker 2: And like all good things, things must end. 00:58:47 Speaker 3: Yes, they have to end. And you also don't want to just drive off a cliff with your coffee. You need to know to be weaned off it once you're to the bottom. I'm now essentially drinking what's probably fifty percent coffee fifty water. 00:59:01 Speaker 4: So I always say that this is the most interesting part of the coffee. Because this is when you get to decide am I done or am I fully seeing this through? 00:59:13 Speaker 2: Because this is an acceptable. 00:59:14 Speaker 3: Amount, I'm gonna take a picture so the listener knows, because it's an interesting amount. 00:59:19 Speaker 2: You know, It's it's kind of the grave. 00:59:21 Speaker 4: It's like that you're digging the grave of the coffee, and it's like, are you going to bury the body and swallow the whole thing or are you. 00:59:26 Speaker 2: Just gonna leave it out there? 00:59:28 Speaker 3: You know, I'm burying the body every time. 00:59:30 Speaker 2: You too, because I'm not sick. I'm not a sick. 00:59:33 Speaker 3: Oh and who knows how that's going to change my personality? And I have to find out. 00:59:37 Speaker 2: You have to find out. 00:59:38 Speaker 3: I might get me in a fight with my boyfriend, or might have I might have the time of my life this afternoon. 00:59:43 Speaker 2: Yeah, never know, I've got. 00:59:45 Speaker 3: To sit through mission impossible, going to mission impossible. 00:59:48 Speaker 4: Oh well, this is seeing now, this is when we could use a coffee cube. 00:59:52 Speaker 3: Right right? 00:59:53 Speaker 2: How long is that movie? 00:59:54 Speaker 1: Like? 00:59:54 Speaker 2: Four hours? Let me tell you. 00:59:57 Speaker 4: Something, Me and Matt Rogers or having to see James Bond. 01:00:03 Speaker 2: I'm in the car. Look when I say how long is James Bond? 01:00:06 Speaker 4: He said two hours? Fifty three minutes. Guess what we did? Turned around? We turned around. I was like, I simply simply. 01:00:15 Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. Well, I have a new rule. What if a movie's three hours long? I see an hour and a half and I go home. No, every time, if it's good enough to go back, I'll go back. It hasn't been good enough yet. 01:00:27 Speaker 2: So you might there's a so you're leaving this movie. 01:00:31 Speaker 3: I'm standing up and taking my life back. I've seen four, I think four movies this year. I've seen so I've seen two movies total of three movies three hour. 01:00:39 Speaker 2: Doinating thing that you do. 01:00:41 Speaker 3: It feels great. I recommend what movies have you gotten up? I'm walked out of Avatar. I knew that I was gonna walk out regardless. I just had to get a taste because everyone was doing it. John Wick three, which just didn't need to be three hours. Think it's four four? Yeah, the three. I mean it's three hours. 01:00:56 Speaker 4: You can get Here's the thing. I love Keanu and I also love John Wick. 01:01:00 Speaker 3: We get it. It's the first three movies. 01:01:02 Speaker 2: Get it. Save it for an airplane. 01:01:05 Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see. It's a lot of fighting. Yeah, it's a lot like just eating a whole cake. I can't do it. Give me a slice those two. I saw Bo's Afraid the first half. I was tempted to go back because some of the actors I wanted to see only appear in the second second half. I'll wait for streaming. And there's one other movie that I can't even remember at this point. It was so forgettable. 01:01:25 Speaker 4: I love your kind of ethos about this, where it's like I want to support the arts, but I don't want to give my life to it, you know, And that's kind of it's very philanthropic of you. 01:01:36 Speaker 3: And it's very my big heart. 01:01:38 Speaker 4: Kind of like going back to the top of the episode how you speak, it's like very like it's dignified. 01:01:43 Speaker 3: I live generously. Yes, I recommend it to everybody. It's I think we should make it a new thing. Filmmakers around the world are screaming at me, but I don't care. 01:01:53 Speaker 4: No, they're not actually because well, I guess, hold on, I guess like Ariasta. 01:01:57 Speaker 2: How would be like what the fuck is wrong with you? 01:02:00 Speaker 4: But the studios are like, thank you for coming in. 01:02:04 Speaker 2: Seeing half the movie. 01:02:07 Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, so you've gotten one so far. Yeah, great, Finally, listener, Paul has suggested gift or a curse. This is interesting mail trucks. 01:02:17 Speaker 2: What that's a necessity? Well, they're a gift. I mean mail trucks contain gifts. Like, what, this is so crazy? That did you say? 01:02:30 Speaker 3: Paul asked that Paul has written. 01:02:33 Speaker 4: Has Paul ever received a gorgeous note or a love letter or a postcard or a package. 01:02:39 Speaker 3: Paul was curious maybe he had a good or bad experience with the mail truck. 01:02:43 Speaker 4: Well, it is probably like one of the biggest gifts we have on Earth is the mail truck. 01:02:49 Speaker 2: This is kind of like a kind of shocked that someone's even putting its up for debate. 01:02:53 Speaker 4: I mean, that's what your dreams are carried, in your applications, your jury duty, summons, your everything is in the mail. 01:03:01 Speaker 3: Greta, what there tell me? 01:03:05 Speaker 2: There are? 01:03:05 Speaker 3: I love how they look. They're so cute. I mean, if it's a curse is because I can't drive on myself, but then I get to get behind the wheel over. 01:03:13 Speaker 2: Me too, because you're on there. It's like you're in London. You're on the wrong side. 01:03:16 Speaker 3: You're on the wrong side, You're driving a little box. 01:03:18 Speaker 4: It's so cute and they're little slots and them that you I love, I love I love the male people. 01:03:24 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we love the the what they're doing. 01:03:27 Speaker 2: I love them. 01:03:28 Speaker 3: Are little heroes my day. And it's a mysterious thing. It carries all kinds of. 01:03:33 Speaker 2: Things, all kinds of things. 01:03:34 Speaker 3: Good news, bad news, checks, junk mail. I get the circulars, bills, mailers from scientology, from the last person that lived at your resume. You're really getting everything everything gift gift probably shouldn't have been up for debate, but you know, what's the thing we parted that we got to We got to praise them, yes, and they don't get enough praise. They don't. Okay, you got two out of three decent job. 01:03:59 Speaker 2: It's like me and high school. Yeah, maybe it's a bee. 01:04:02 Speaker 3: It's not a bee, it's a. 01:04:03 Speaker 4: It's a C plus. It's a D plus. That is actually more me in high school. Three Really a D plus. 01:04:10 Speaker 3: I think it's like sixty six percent. 01:04:11 Speaker 2: Oh, that's perfect, that's right where I want to be. 01:04:13 Speaker 3: You pass. 01:04:14 Speaker 2: If I got a seventy four, I was happy. 01:04:16 Speaker 3: Seventy four. Yeah, it's like I kind of did the work and I thought about it. We got the broad strokes d pluses. I showed up, yeah kind. 01:04:24 Speaker 2: Of, and you know what life is all about? Showing up? 01:04:27 Speaker 3: That should be on a button. It probably is. Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. I said no emails. People write into I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They have questions galore, problems whatever. Listener, you can also send in gift to a curse suggestions there. That's probably the best place to do it. Sometimes they do it on Instagram and it's a little harder for me to deal with. We love it, but send it to the email will help me answer a listener question. Yes, okay, this is hello Bridger and very disobedient guest insult. I need your gift expertise. I have a dear friend that is getting married. The bride and groom are early forties and this is their second marriage. What to get a couple that have all of the toasters china? Also, what even is china holds plates and bath well, now I don't know, I'm embarrassing myself. 01:05:17 Speaker 2: That's correct, and. 01:05:18 Speaker 3: Bath tels they need. Also, I just I'm going to read this sentence. Also, I just discovered the podcast. Here we go. It truly brings joy to me every week. I listen to it on walks and laugh out loud up and down the streets of my neighborhood. I'm glad I'm reading now. I said something mean about the China. 01:05:36 Speaker 4: No, no, good, No, that was not mean. That was not mean. China, China. There is a differentiation. 01:05:42 Speaker 3: Help appreciated. Ray, Thank you Ray for this question. 01:05:46 Speaker 2: It's a very good question. 01:05:48 Speaker 3: The couple's getting married for the second time. 01:05:52 Speaker 4: They've got everything, They've got everything, and I'm going to tell you three words that I live by. 01:05:58 Speaker 2: Let's hear it is king. Okay. 01:06:03 Speaker 4: You might think it's weird to give your friends cash. 01:06:08 Speaker 2: It's not. 01:06:09 Speaker 4: It doesn't need to be cash. Write them a check. I love a check so sophisticated. 01:06:14 Speaker 3: It's gorgeous handwriting. 01:06:17 Speaker 2: Yes, for once in your life. 01:06:21 Speaker 4: I just think a gorgeous note, a beautiful handwritten note wishing them love, and then just say, I hope, I hope you use this on a gorgeous memory or toward a stunning a stunning time together, or whatever it is, and then you put it on them. 01:06:38 Speaker 3: You know that's a shift of guilt. 01:06:40 Speaker 4: I just I don't know when it's second marriage is right, they're they're yeah, you're not like helping them like build their new home or whatever. Chances are they probably already lived together. Chances are they're old enough, they've probably started traveling together or whatever it is. So I you know, unless they have like a regish. 01:07:01 Speaker 2: Which like you can go to. 01:07:02 Speaker 4: But if you want some more personality, either give again beautiful note with a check or get you need to dig deep and get really creative. Yes, and like do that whole Shenanigan, which frankly, who has the time. 01:07:22 Speaker 3: We're all busy, busy, which. 01:07:24 Speaker 2: Is why I just go back to to me. 01:07:26 Speaker 4: There's nothing more intimate than someone wanting to give me some of their money. Right, Wow, you love me enough you want to give me some of your. 01:07:33 Speaker 3: You get to improve my bank account. 01:07:35 Speaker 2: Gold, I'll take it. 01:07:38 Speaker 3: I think that's perfect. I mean while you were saying that, I had the realization ask what they didn't get in the divorce? 01:07:43 Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's a good question. Yeah, what did you not get that you want? 01:07:47 Speaker 4: And then if you're a really good friend, you go to the ex's house, you break in, you get the actual thing they wanted, you take it back, and then you get a fake passport and you go to Cuba. 01:07:56 Speaker 2: To Cuba. Yeah, it's perfect. 01:08:00 Speaker 3: Ray, see you in Cuba. Yeah, it's on my destination list. There we go, perfectly answered. I don't think there's anything left to say about that. If Aray has a problem with it, you know, I don't know what else to say. 01:08:12 Speaker 4: So Ray might be like, well, what am I gonna do? Write them a check for fifty dollars? 01:08:16 Speaker 3: Sure, sure, absolutely, I'll take if we're getting under well, if it's a wedding, well i'll take any amount. 01:08:23 Speaker 4: I don't if it's a wedding, i'd say I'd say over. 01:08:26 Speaker 3: One hundred over a hunt, I think over fifty is acceptable. I agree, you're not gonna want to get down to five dollars, but I'll take five dollars. 01:08:33 Speaker 2: But if these people are your good friends, somebody consider. 01:08:36 Speaker 3: If you got five bucks to throw me, yeah, I'll buy a coffee or. 01:08:40 Speaker 4: I mean, I don't like this gift because I'm a bitch, But you can always like adopt it, like like help make a donation whatever. 01:08:49 Speaker 3: Course for me, that's nice. But then I think that's. 01:08:54 Speaker 4: Then you always have to wonder how much did you donate? Oh you donated in my name. How much was that, because if it was ten dollars, honey, that's something you did for yourself, and you. 01:09:03 Speaker 3: Put a very bad mark on my exactly exactly. You're terrorizing me. 01:09:09 Speaker 2: Exactly. 01:09:10 Speaker 3: Wow, perfect, Greta. I've had such a nice time with you. 01:09:13 Speaker 2: Thank you. I've had a joy of a time with you. 01:09:15 Speaker 3: My life is actually improved. I'm going to be able to kill all the flies. Yeah, and it is summer. They're coming out. They're agitating me. Yeah, it's enough. They gotta go, you gotta go. They're all around the lights. Yeah, there are, but there are flies. 01:09:32 Speaker 2: God, there are flies everywhere. It's disgusting. Back here, you're covered, you live. 01:09:38 Speaker 3: Back here, they're eating the meat I have sprinkled. 01:09:41 Speaker 4: That you made me leave outside because you didn't let me bring it in. 01:09:47 Speaker 3: Thank you for being here, Thank you for having me. Listener. The podcast is coming to a close. You've got to move on to whatever you need to do. You have my love, my strength, my so I'm sending it to you. I want you to do the best thing you can do today. Do it, enjoy it, end the podcast, turn it off, I love you, goodbye. I said no gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by John Bradley. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts? 01:10:42 Speaker 2: He lievt, did you hear fun? 01:10:46 Speaker 5: A man? 01:10:47 Speaker 1: Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess Tom, you gotta come. 01:10:55 Speaker 2: To me empty? 01:10:57 Speaker 1: And I said, I guess your own presence is presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how do you dare to surbeve me