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Speaker 3: the podcast, both the guests and the hosts become delirious.

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Speaker 3: So just buckle up, let's get into the show. I

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Speaker 3: love today's guest. It's Greta. Titleman. Oh my god, Greta.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to. I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: I'm it's truly an honor to be here. It really is.

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Speaker 4: It's an honor to be here. I love talking to you.

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Speaker 3: I was talking to you.

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Speaker 4: I was complimenting your Like, listening to you speak is

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Speaker 3: This is a very nice version of what people frequently say,

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Speaker 4: No, those people are wrong and those people just isn't

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Speaker 4: it interesting? The comments, Like I would never leave a

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Speaker 3: It's the wall of digital digital wall.

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Speaker 3: We did because I was on jury service. When you

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Speaker 4: No, I was like logging in every but my husband

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Speaker 3: Double striking, now, double strike The only thing I can

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Speaker 4: Okay, so wait, correct me if I'm wrong. You get

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Speaker 3: Greta, I called Monday night or Sunday night. Okay, they

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Speaker 3: asking all these questions like do you have any biases, biases,

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Speaker 3: Yes. So day one goes by, Day two goes by,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That should be illegal. You should be able

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Speaker 4: Don't you think that they should only go through a

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Speaker 2: They knowed that you need a jury.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think the defendant, upon hearing what everybody in

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Speaker 2: My god, I I want to know. The question is

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Speaker 2: I would literally be like, fuck off. You're the only

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Speaker 3: You don't do what. I can't hear you. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 4: But let's be brought cinnabuns for everyone? Then, like I

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Speaker 4: I just parked in the Disney Expo fucking park.

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Speaker 3: I've watched fifteen minutes in the heat. Yes, not for me.

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Speaker 2: But you know what really pisses me off? Make my

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Speaker 2: It's just bad.

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Speaker 3: It's a bad system.

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting, you know that could that could easily happen.

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Speaker 4: Well, here's my question to you. Is it the defendant

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Speaker 3: You know that's a great that's actually a good movie.

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Speaker 4: And then like he goes to jail, but like she's

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Speaker 3: She fights the rest of the jurors to let him,

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Speaker 2: There's an amazing speech.

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Speaker 3: She's like this man, it's kind of a jailhouse bride situation. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: It's kind of it's kind of nice. Probably is you're

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, until the tunnel is dug or what have you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on the run. How stressful is that to be

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Speaker 2: Where do you think you would go on the run?

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Speaker 3: I would go into You have to go into the desert.

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Speaker 3: Right, because I mean in La there's really I guess

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Speaker 3: Yes, you go out there and you.

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Speaker 4: Well, you need to go to a country that has

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Speaker 3: And what countries Let's let's give some tips right now.

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Speaker 3: What countries at this point can you flee to? I

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Speaker 2: Don't have extradition. I think you can flee to a

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Speaker 5: Lisa's answers to begin Afghanistan, Okay, Algeria, Doral.

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Speaker 3: Something that feels tropical.

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Speaker 3: There we go and people love Cuba.

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Speaker 4: Feels tropical and fun.

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Speaker 4: Do you have anything with it at Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 4: You can't leave Vatican City. Is all very interesting.

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Speaker 5: United Arab Emirates, Dubai, Dubai. Okay, so some options in Dubai.

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Speaker 3: You could clean hotels. There there are options.

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Speaker 4: But the executive lounges in these places, it's like.

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Speaker 2: It's giving, it's giving wealth, it's giving is giving.

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Speaker 3: Right, Come enjoy our city state, beautiful airport. If you

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Speaker 2: Question extradition, fleeing a crime.

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Speaker 4: Here's the stressful thing about flying to a country, like

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Speaker 4: Okay, the crime needs to be premeditated or you need

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Speaker 3: Right, they're onto you. It's only a matter of time, so.

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Speaker 4: You don't need to be like it needs to be

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Speaker 2: Like a crime you know you've been doing. Do you

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Speaker 3: A fake right to book the ticket, get the passport? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: You could go early.

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Speaker 4: You could be like, I know these fuckers are going

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Speaker 2: But they would still probably try and.

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Speaker 3: Block you, right, Oh, I mean, there's no like killing

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Speaker 2: Even though I'm sure there are people that have.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, I mean desperation. That's kayak dot

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Speaker 2: That should be a good for after you kill your husband.

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Speaker 2: Kayak dot com. That should be.

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Speaker 4: Somebody No, like I would go to him and he

448
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 4: would be like I got you, and I wouldn't ask

449
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 4: any questions, wow, and he would figure it out for me.

450
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 3: I've got to meet him.

451
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure that this would be a very expensive investment.

452
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 3: They can kind of name their price.

453
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 2: Do you want me to text him right now and

454
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 2: see if he.

455
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 3: If you can get on the get him started on this.

456
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,640
Speaker 2: And after and then just say I have a question.

457
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 3: Yes, actually ask him and see what he has to say.

458
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,640
Speaker 2: Well, actually, maybe he wouldn't be happy with me texting him.

459
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,399
Speaker 3: It's recorded.

460
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, then it's like it's burned in the digital right.

461
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 3: That has to be something you ask, like as you

462
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:53,360
Speaker 3: pass each other in the mall.

463
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,719
Speaker 4: I'll ask him at dinner. I'm supposed to see him

464
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,160
Speaker 4: next week.

465
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 3: Make it as anonymous as possible.

466
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 2: I'll text you and I'll say he said yes.

467
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 3: Have him write it, write it down on a napkin,

468
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 3: and then you burn it with the tape candle the table.

469
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 3: That kind of Wow, what a world would have been.

470
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 3: And I've got no one in my life like that?

471
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,360
Speaker 3: What if I don't? I mean, yeah, now, but it's

472
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 3: like one.

473
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 2: But now you can call me, and I can call him.

474
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 4: In the set up a datefident that he can do it,

475
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,160
Speaker 4: and then no, I feel confident.

476
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so thrilled to have this.

477
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 2: He's like a retired criminal.

478
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:30,120
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, okay, right, you know, right, a gentleman criminal. Yeah, oh,

479
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 3: I love it. We need more gentlemen.

480
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 2: I also know a lot of retired criminals.

481
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 3: I think, wow, I love that.

482
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: I don't think that they would call themselves stuff.

483
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 3: I call it. I don't feel like many criminals use

484
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 3: the word criminal.

485
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 2: No, it's a sexual word.

486
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 3: It's so sexual.

487
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 2: Criminal, that's criminal in a bed.

488
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean speaking of I mean this is the segue, Greta.

489
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: I was so happy to have you on the podcast.

490
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be here.

491
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 3: It's called I said no gifts. You've trod into my

492
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 3: backyard holding, first of all, a salad which you forced

493
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 3: me to put in my frien It's just sitting in there,

494
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 3: some sort of salmon.

495
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: Yes. Is it a vegan home.

496
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 3: It is not a vegan home. Thank god. What would

497
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 3: have happened? I would have had rotten the sun.

498
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I do wonder.

499
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,679
Speaker 4: You know, I have a lot of vegan friends, and

500
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 4: I know all of them will let me put my

501
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 4: salmon salad in their fridge. But like I do wonder,

502
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 4: like would Moby let me put no interest?

503
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

504
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 3: I don't think so there's a vegan home out there

505
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 3: that wouldn't be allowed, and.

506
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:45,919
Speaker 2: I respect that, I don't. I mean, it's their private fridge. So,

507
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 2: like I get it.

508
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 4: If someone were to come to my house and be like, hey,

509
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 4: we put this pig's head in your friend.

510
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 3: Well, a pig's head and a salmon salad.

511
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 4: There's well, I'd be like, actually, i'd probably say yes,

512
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 4: because then I'd be like, what's this pig head just

513
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 4: going to sit outside?

514
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 3: That's yeah, you don't want that rotting in the arm. Yeah,

515
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 3: I mean I would have an issue. I would get

516
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 3: in a fight with that person.

517
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

518
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 3: Whatever, we're probably gonna get in another fight here because

519
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 3: you brought a.

520
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 2: Gift I did. Sorry. I know you said no gifts.

521
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 3: I know it sucks. It's a painful thing for.

522
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: Me to hear. It really is. You need to get

523
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 2: better at receiving positivity and.

524
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 3: Gifts never happening. I will not improve my character.

525
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: I honestly kind of give you two gifts.

526
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 3: Right because it so it's in kind of this gorgeous

527
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 3: brown wrap, and on top of it, there's a button

528
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 3: that says girl power, yeah, which we love.

529
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know I saw it on the way out

530
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 2: the door, and I said, I'm gonna put this as

531
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 2: the bow.

532
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 3: Should I put it on my shirt? Now?

533
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:41,919
Speaker 2: Sure?

534
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 3: Let's see here is this kind of are people going

535
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 3: to be like, it's the I'm a feminist shirt?

536
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's very like Subaru and girl Power.

537
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: It's saying something shirt. Yeah, it is saying something you

538
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: need help. Oh you got it.

539
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 3: I'll put the mic down.

540
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 4: Now we're putting We're putting girl power next to the Subaru.

541
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: And honestly, I think it's good.

542
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 3: I look great. I love that you can blame me

543
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 3: for wearing this.

544
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 4: And it's like, it's what a simple message girl power,

545
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 4: power It's been It's timeless.

546
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.

547
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: Yes, I uh, I mean girl power really had a

548
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 3: resurgence in ninety six Spice Girl. Yeah, and then it's

549
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 3: kind of just simmered.

550
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 4: I think of all the annoying fucking sayings, girl power

551
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 4: is my favorite.

552
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 2: I don't think it's annoying. Actually, I think I think

553
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 2: I like it a lot.

554
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: I think it's because it probably has been through the

555
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 3: cycles so many times. Yeah, that it's worn. It's hard

556
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 3: to hate.

557
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 4: And I do just hear like Melby in my head

558
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 4: be like go power, you know, like.

559
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 2: Girls Yeah, go power.

560
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got that. You know, like what other what

561
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 3: which ones are annoying at this point? Like what's a

562
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 3: more recent thing that could be annoying in this level?

563
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 2: Girl Boss?

564
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 3: Girl Boss, which I almost think is kind of almost

565
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 3: circled back around.

566
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 2: We've girl boss is the new girl power.

567
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 3: Ten years from now that will be a boss bitch.

568
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 4: Uh put. I like pussy power. That doesn't bother me,

569
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 4: like FEMA, like like when people try to like femin

570
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 4: like play is on like feminists.

571
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 2: This puts pussy bites back.

572
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 3: Like e Men have none of these No, what's happening?

573
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 3: What's causing this?

574
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: Men don't need Men don't need to fight for their rights.

575
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 3: But men, I'm sure, are capable of thinking of stupid

576
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 3: things to say about.

577
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: Like this penis penis power.

578
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 3: Well, I've got it on that pack.

579
00:26:43,600 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah you should. I love this is an eco friendly package.

580
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 3: Friendly, the feel of a like a grocery bag.

581
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 4: Well, that's exactly what the feel is it is it

582
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: like one one little section.

583
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 2: Well, we're kind of just on unearthing.

584
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 3: I'm actually thrilled about this, do you. It's a fly

585
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 3: water Yeah, and I.

586
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: Figured it was a perfect gift for the summer.

587
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 3: This is such an ideal gift. I've been using magazines

588
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: for the last three weeks and here you are. I

589
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 3: mean to get into it. Eleven o'clock the other night,

590
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 3: I'm playing Nintendo my boyfriend's supposedly gone to bed. I'm

591
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 3: in such a good place. He comes storming out, demanding

592
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 3: I kill a fly in the bedroom. He says he

593
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 3: can't the noise. It's the buzzing. And this is a

594
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 3: real test of both of our hearing power because I

595
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 3: simply cannot hear the.

596
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 2: Buzz and he's like, I'm I'm like him, I'm like

597
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 2: the buzzing.

598
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: Buzz couldn't go back to bed. Yeah, And the fly

599
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: kept getting away and getting away. I have eventually killed

600
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 3: a house plant trying to swipe at it. And if

601
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: I had had the laser accuracy of a fly.

602
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 2: Swater, that plant would still be alive.

603
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: That plant would still be alive. I would have gotten

604
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: back to my game sooner.

605
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 2: What was the last time you used one of these?

606
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 3: It's been years.

607
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: It is simply.

608
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 4: An amazing invention because it's like, what it is, what

609
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 4: it gives you is the speed.

610
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: It gives you the speed and the distance. The distance

611
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 3: because with a magazine, it's essentially your hand.

612
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 4: And there's something that feels more cruel about a magazine.

613
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 3: Right, I'm hitting you with the weight the culture, Yeah.

614
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 4: Exactly, that society hates you.

615
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 3: You'll never come to that sort of thing exactly. But

616
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 3: this is just a piece of plastic that I found

617
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: under the sink, and I'm going to kill you. How

618
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 3: often are you using one of these?

619
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 2: Well?

620
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 4: My husband is really addicted to them. So the reason

621
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 4: why I had an extra fly swatter is because he

622
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 4: got a pack of fly swads.

623
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 3: Oh how many were in the pack?

624
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: Six? And I thought to myself, this is simply too much.

625
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 3: You only need one fly swatter.

626
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 4: Absolutely, so I thought to myself, I'm going to take

627
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 4: one of these and bring it us my gift.

628
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 2: Initially, this was.

629
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 3: Not my original gift, oh interest.

630
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: I had two other gifts that were options.

631
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 3: But think about I mean, we can get into that

632
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: in a minute. But you've really made a smart choice here.

633
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: Well, I thought to myself. You receive even though you

634
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 2: don't want to receive gifts.

635
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 4: You receive gifts every podcast constantly, and that's a lot

636
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 4: of gifts.

637
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 3: Too many.

638
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 4: So I thought, well, which is what eliminated my first gift.

639
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what my first gift was.

640
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 4: It was going to be a un opened, a wrapped

641
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 4: DVD of Schindler's List.

642
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: Never that would just be sitting on my shelf for

643
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 3: the rest of my life.

644
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 4: Correct, And I was hesitant because I was like, is

645
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 4: that like a political statement?

646
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 3: Right? It becomes a thing. Were like what, yeah, and

647
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 3: we have to be sensitive talking about and the conversation

648
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 3: shuts down.

649
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 4: To be honest with you, it was really just in

650
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 4: a box of things in my garage that was intact.

651
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 3: What does that saying about your priorities? Interesting? Where where

652
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 3: did the DVD come from? Do you remember?

653
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: Well?

654
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 4: When we moved, my Abe has like nine million DVDs

655
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 4: and I was like, honey, we can't keep all these.

656
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: And then it turns out he.

657
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 4: Did keep some and maybe I'm the evil person for

658
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 4: being like wanting to gift them off to people. So

659
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 4: that was my first one and I was like, I'm

660
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 4: not going to do that. And then my second gift,

661
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 4: I was going to bring you a kum quat from

662
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 4: my garden.

663
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: Not a bad idea, no, And.

664
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 4: I thought it would be really funny, like put the

665
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 4: little kum quat in a huge box and like, you know.

666
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha, have you just ripping of favor and favor?

667
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 4: And then I was like the box that I did

668
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 4: have was like too huge, and I was like, oh,

669
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 4: this is gonna take forever and.

670
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 3: Eventually you'll have a gift that needs to go in

671
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 3: that box.

672
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was just like this is this is

673
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 4: too crazy? And then I thought, Gretta, give a gift

674
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 4: you would.

675
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 3: Want to receive, and it's so unbelievably thoughtful. I mean,

676
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 3: the weird thing to me is why I haven't used

677
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 3: one in such a long time.

678
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 4: Because there's something that feels unnecessary about it, because it's like, no,

679
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 4: you use a magazine, use a newspaper, are using whatever

680
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 4: your hand And it's a luxury it's a luxury problem,

681
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 4: a luxury item I do buy airport, Yeah, it's a

682
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 4: luxury item. I do actually have a photo. I wonder

683
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 4: if I can find it speaking of airports, of being

684
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 4: in the airport and a woman that had a giant

685
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 4: fly swatter sticking out of her on the plane.

686
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 2: Yes, let me see if it's a biderline weapon.

687
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 4: Do you think it will show up if I search

688
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 4: fly swatter on my phone?

689
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 3: I know this is a new test.

690
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: I might need to search luggage.

691
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 3: Is this an option in photos? You can search objects?

692
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: Now you can?

693
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 3: I had no idea luggage.

694
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 2: Oh wow, how do I have?

695
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 4: I have nine hundred and fifty six photos of luggage

696
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 4: that seems a little crazy.

697
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: Did I find it? I found it?

698
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: You're kidding? That's a Gallagher size.

699
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a blue.

700
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 3: I can send you the photo please, we'll post that

701
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 3: to it.

702
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 4: It's a blue Leopard rollie bag with I took this

703
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 4: photo on June third, twenty fifteen.

704
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 2: I don't know what.

705
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 3: Airport I was at, but I mean you could use

706
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 3: that to flip pancakes.

707
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 4: It's like a panc I'm going to add it to

708
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 4: my favorites so that I can find it easily.

709
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 3: I've never seen one that size. What could that possibly

710
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 3: be for?

711
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: Is the crezula or like what what is it called

712
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 4: a Huntsman spider they have Australia.

713
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 3: Oh those a giant like red.

714
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 4: Size face Yeah, oh awful.

715
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: Like I want to go to Austraia, but I'm so scared.

716
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 3: So many things just lurking there. I know it's another planet.

717
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 3: It's like it is they've kind of I mean, I

718
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: guess it's because they're so closed off. They just got

719
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 3: their own brand of freaks.

720
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 2: But I have so many friends from Australia that I love.

721
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 3: But I wonderful people just animals are too much, way

722
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 3: too much.

723
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

724
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 3: We've got I mean all these marsupials, spider's.

725
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 2: Galore beyond snakes.

726
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 3: Snakes that are large and swim in the ocean, wild boars,

727
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 3: wild boars. That's a more normal thing.

728
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 2: That's kangaroos that can kick you.

729
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 3: I saw kangaroo in real life recently. You did tails

730
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 3: are you know? They're and they're just a giant, weird

731
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 3: muscle just kind of lying on the ground there and

732
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 3: God bless, but it's discussed.

733
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 2: Did you see this kangaroo.

734
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 3: Had an animal rescue and it I mean it was

735
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 3: a beautiful creature and I loved it. But you look

736
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 3: at it. I did, but you start looking at that

737
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 3: tail too long, and you're like, this is so unnecessary

738
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 3: and it just can't go away. It's just there for

739
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 3: us all to see all the time.

740
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: What do you think that pouch is?

741
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 5: Like?

742
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 3: Is it wet?

743
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 2: It must be, right, I don't think you don't.

744
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 4: Think it's I think it's like warm and like maybe

745
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 4: it's sweaty.

746
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 2: I don't think it's wet.

747
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 3: I think it's sopping. What really it must be No,

748
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 3: it's like a wet bag.

749
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's like a web on at.

750
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 3: Least, what do you think?

751
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: I know, because I have the answer.

752
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 5: What first all, I do not like the first sentence here,

753
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 5: this fleshy pocket is talking about me, is stretchy and

754
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 5: slightly sticky. Oh and opens horizontally upwards to lessen the

755
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 5: chance of.

756
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's like this, Yeah, can you enter from

757
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 3: the top?

758
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, so do they just shimmey in.

759
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 3: Into a sticky pouch? So we were both kind of wrong.

760
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, hearing that it's a sticky pouch actually makes it

761
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 4: so much worse. It's like, yeah, like you were like

762
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 4: envisioned like a little sloshy bag, and I was envisioning

763
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 4: just like a dry, cozy pocket velvet.

764
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I was.

765
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 4: Thinking, Like a plush interior coin purse or something.

766
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a velvet sack.

767
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 3: Who tested that out? That's the big question. Who stuck

768
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 3: their hand down there? That feels like an invasion?

769
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 4: Ah yeah, I'm guarantee you that kangaroo was not pleased.

770
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 4: I mean, have you seen those pictures of like that

771
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 4: buff kangaroo? Oh of course, I like, you know when

772
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 4: people are like I would like I'd hit it whatever,

773
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, ugh, I'm terrified of that thing that Like,

774
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 4: if that came near me, I'm like, I'd be so scared.

775
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: And I do not think it's hot.

776
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 3: It's so jacked even on a person. I'd be like,

777
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 3: we're entering weird animal territory.

778
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that at all.

779
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 4: I'm so not attracted to people that look like they're

780
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 4: like roided up.

781
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 3: It's it's just too much. We're exiting humanity.

782
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, I want I want someone. I want

783
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 2: someone to.

784
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 3: Look like soft. I like a little in between.

785
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 4: Sure it's like sho me, take care of yourself, but

786
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 4: also that you enjoy life exactly.

787
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 3: That's what I need. Yeah, that's the sweet spot. And

788
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 3: God bless our bodybuilders. We love them. They're they're lifting

789
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 3: the weights. How did the kangaroo get to that shape?

790
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 3: It's just fucking jacked as hell.

791
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

792
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 4: I'm like, is someone like giving this kangaroo creatine and

793
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 4: like teaching it how to trap bar squats? Like, I

794
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 4: don't understand. This kangaroo is so jacked. And again, actually

795
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 4: that is a correct question. Let's not oogle the kangaroo,

796
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 4: but let's ask how did this happen to the kangaroo?

797
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 4: And is the kangaroo okay, it's not. Is it on steroids?

798
00:36:59,239 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 4: It's probably on age?

799
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: She ate.

800
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 3: There's absolutely something going on, yes, because it wouldn't have

801
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 3: gotten its picture taken otherwise. No, it would have been

802
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 3: a regular kangaroo.

803
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 2: Correct, it's not just jacked kangaroo. That's scary.

804
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 3: It's been run through some sort of routine every day.

805
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 3: I don't I'm pulling up the picture it was it

806
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: was it like in a zoo or did they just

807
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 3: stumble upon this in the outback?

808
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 4: I pray if they stumbled upon that in the outback,

809
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 4: what else is there? I mean that the end of times,

810
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 4: I'm going to look up jacked kangaroo. I just I can't.

811
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 4: It's oh my god, it's so scary. Imagine being in

812
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 4: the in the outback. Also someone like making it sexy,

813
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 4: but like, this is so scary. It actually looks like

814
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 4: frat bros that I once like, probably.

815
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 3: Se cup of beer or something.

816
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: Disgusting.

817
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 3: Oh what is it doing?

818
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: Roger the buff kangaroo.

819
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 3: Greta showed me one where he's kind of on all

820
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 3: fours and has essentially become a camel. I mean, now,

821
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 3: that's a good question I bring up. Are kangaroos and

822
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 3: camels related? They have kind of a similar face.

823
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 2: No, they aren't, because aren't kangaroos or soupials? Am I

824
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 2: making that up?

825
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh?

826
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, they certainly are.

827
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 2: And camels are mammals, correct.

828
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 3: Interesting though they both have kind of a freak aspect.

829
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because camels also.

830
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 3: Have They've got a giant hump, right, but that's wet,

831
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 3: that's sloshing around.

832
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 4: Yeah that that that's actually a liquid sack. That's kind

833
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 4: of just in there. I do wonder and maybe a

834
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 4: listener could write them with the answer. But evolutionarily speaking,

835
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 4: why did the camel? Like, what was the use of

836
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 4: the hump?

837
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 3: It's just to stay alive in the desert, right.

838
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: I don't It must be for something.

839
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 3: It's just like I need to keep the water in me.

840
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 2: Probably are you looking this up? What is the reason

841
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 2: why camels have humps?

842
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 5: So, I mean the first thing that pops up is

843
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 5: camel's gradually developed a hump and thick fur to help

844
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 5: them survive the icy Arctic winters. You see, maybe just

845
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 5: with maybe with the movement of things, you know.

846
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting, And then they had like they're snowbirds, they

847
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 3: go to the heat.

848
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 4: Interesting, wait really quickly, because you know I love talking

849
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 4: about religion, and were you taught creationism?

850
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 3: No, well not specifically. That's a it's a real and

851
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 3: like an evolving that's the only word you could use

852
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 3: and not trying to use upon here got to be

853
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 3: very clear situation with Mormons where it's like kind of

854
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 3: an embracement of evolution but also a denial. Interesting because

855
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 3: like at their college, I think if you were to

856
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 3: get a biology major that they would teach you the

857
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: correct science.

858
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like I do feel like like when I

859
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 4: think of like BYU for example, I feel like pre

860
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 4: med there.

861
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 3: Like right, they're not graduating because having a doctor with

862
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 3: creation right, right. But I do think if you were

863
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 3: to ask part of the larger population, you would.

864
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 2: Get mixed reviews.

865
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, an answer that doesn't feel quite right, or maybe

866
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 3: like God created science or God took an extremely long

867
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 3: time that kind of thing, right, Like oh it wasn't

868
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 3: seven days, one day, was a billion years?

869
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 2: Right? That kind of got it interesting.

870
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 3: So there you're trying to apply some level of it's fusion.

871
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 3: It's fusion.

872
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, it's it's tex mex It is it's it's

873
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 4: it's evo creationism.

874
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a it's basically an acceptance that the Internet

875
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 3: is there and you can find out the science. So

876
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: let's try not to dance around it too much at

877
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: this point because it's there. Interesting question. Though, you were

878
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 3: raised religious at all?

879
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 4: No, my mom was Catholic, but my mom called herself

880
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 4: a recovering Catholic because she hated the church right and

881
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 4: my father's Jewish right. So I was raised in both.

882
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 4: I had a bought Mitzvah, but I also oh, but

883
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 4: not really raised Catholic, but like my mom would for it,

884
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 4: just spend time with their grandparents who'd go to like

885
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 4: Easter Mask or like stuff like that and not and

886
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 4: we celebrate Christmas, but.

887
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 3: But going to Easter Mass or you're like, what what is?

888
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 4: Well, I would get pissed because I would be hungry

889
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 4: and I was always dying for a communion cracker wafer.

890
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 4: I wanted that wayfer so bad. I was like, because I'd.

891
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: Be so hungry, and I remember being like Mom, like.

892
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 4: Please, like let me get that cracker, like it looked

893
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 4: so delicious because like you know, and it's and I

894
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 4: I do love I broad stroke.

895
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 2: I do not like religion at all.

896
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 4: Sure, but if it's a personal thing for you and

897
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 4: it brings you peace and happiness.

898
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 3: Go for it all the way as long as you're business.

899
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.

900
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 4: But I remember, and I love tradition like I'm fat,

901
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 4: don't love trash. I'm fascinated by tradition, and I'm fascinated

902
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 4: by these things that collectively, as humans we latch onto.

903
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 4: And I think that symbolically consuming the flesh and blood

904
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 4: of Christ is something like, of course, like there have

905
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 4: been nine million horror movies made about it, and it's

906
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 4: just the interesting idea. But the way that I would

907
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 4: watch these people savor their communion, in my child mind.

908
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is the most delicious cracker

909
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: on earth that.

910
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 4: I don't get.

911
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 3: They don't allow you to have it, no.

912
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: Because I never had. I never was my sister was baptized.

913
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 4: I was never baptized, and I never went through what

914
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 4: is it called confirmation communion.

915
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 2: I never did that.

916
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mormons kind of do this with what's called sacrament.

917
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 3: They pass around bread and water, and I basically think,

918
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: if you're not Mormon, you're not eating it. Yeah.

919
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 4: No, because when you get the sacrament, it's like that's oh,

920
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 4: but you guys get water, like it's not even fun.

921
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 2: You don't even get any wine.

922
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 3: It's like basically like a little cup. You would find

923
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 3: it the dentist or.

924
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 4: Something awful and water at least that like Catholic mass.

925
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 4: You're drinking like a gorgeous goblet.

926
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 3: Isn't a shared goblet? Yes, certainly not at this point

927
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 3: in this post COVID world or whatever we're calling it.

928
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 3: Who knows, get a big slosh out of a goblet?

929
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 2: Yeah?

930
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: Do they call that goblet a grail?

931
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 2: Probably?

932
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 3: You never hear of a grail, but the Holy grail

933
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 3: literally the only time you hear it. No one's ever

934
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 3: holding a grail or anything now, but those must be called.

935
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 3: Somebody's calling that thing a gray or shallice shallice, So

936
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 3: that's classy. I don't know, interesting. I don't know, grail

937
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 3: by a box of twelve at ike on that sort

938
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: of thing. I don't even I guess it would be

939
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 3: a goblet show depressing?

940
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: Would that be? If you were like? So, I mean,

941
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: this is.

942
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 4: My maybe I don't want to ruffle anyone's feathers here

943
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 4: that are religious listening to this show, because again I support.

944
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 2: You if it brings you like you know, I believe that.

945
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 4: I believe in like vibrations and tuning into the universe

946
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 4: over here.

947
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 2: So like, I'm no, I don't know anything.

948
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 3: Just don't tell me what to do.

949
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 4: But I would just like to say this as someone

950
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: that did grow up, you know, I was butt mitz fed.

951
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 4: I used to always think how disappointing would it be

952
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 4: to find out that, like my kiddish cup, for example,

953
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 4: it's like beautiful thing that in my mind and they

954
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 4: are gorgeous, they're stunning, but then you.

955
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 2: Flip it over and it's like and I can't right tack.

956
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 4: And you're like, but this is supposed to be like old, sacred.

957
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: Just priceless object. Yeah. Theme wise, did you have a theme?

958
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: I did?

959
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 3: What was it?

960
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 2: My name?

961
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 3: Oh, when a.

962
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 4: Child is raised as by narcissists, it doesn't fall far

963
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 4: from the tree. How did it work? Well, here's how

964
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 4: it worked. My mother wanted a chic party. Okay, oh

965
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 4: she I'm sure thought that like Broadway theme was like

966
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 4: ghost or something like that, and I was not really

967
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 4: like I was an old lady trapped at a young

968
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 4: girl's body.

969
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 2: So like if I could have picked a theme, it probably.

970
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 4: Would have been like jazz music, honestly, and.

971
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 3: And then you get like the paper music notes.

972
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would just would have been tacky exactly. So

973
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 4: my mom was like, how can this be chic? And

974
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 4: we chose my name. My mom got me a huge

975
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 4: hot pink neon sign that said my name that I

976
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 4: still have it still works, and everyone got my mom

977
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 4: was friends with a man who was a chocolate dear,

978
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 4: and everyone got hot pink chocolate geese.

979
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 3: This is incredible then.

980
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 4: Only because my sister did it herbot mitzvah. Everyone got

981
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 4: boxer shorts that said I danced my pants off at

982
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 4: Greta's bot Mitza.

983
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 2: And that was it.

984
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 3: Wow.

985
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 4: And then it was it was a very chic party.

986
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 4: It was at the Thomas Jefferson Hotel in Washington, d C. Wow,

987
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 4: And my mom had the adult sat in one room,

988
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 4: the kid sat in the other room, and the kid's room.

989
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 4: It was catered by my favorite Mexican restaurant, Cactus Cantina. Yes,

990
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 4: I actually just ate there a few months ago when

991
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 4: I went down to DC to do some shows, and

992
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 4: I have to say not good, but I was thrilled

993
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 4: to be there. It's just not good because now that

994
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 4: I'm here in Los Angeles, I spoiled.

995
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 3: Right, You've come a real snob about it. Oh.

996
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And you.

997
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 3: Know when you were eating it then you were younger,

998
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 3: oh ide, yeah, and.

999
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 4: I was eating it then, I was like, give me

1000
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 4: anything with cheese and tortilla, and I'm happy.

1001
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 3: It was probably comforting, it is.

1002
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 4: There was something very comforting about it. However, what was

1003
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 4: not comforting about it was I ordered a skinny margarita

1004
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,959
Speaker 4: and I was like, God, I wish this was good,

1005
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 4: you know, because like I would have loved to eat

1006
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 4: shitty good margarita.

1007
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 2: That's scenario for me.

1008
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 3: Well, that is the thing. If somebody says a Mexican

1009
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 3: restaurant has good margaritas, that means it's a bad Mexican restaurant. Correct,

1010
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 3: across the board.

1011
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: And it should be.

1012
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 3: But it's a bar.

1013
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bar.

1014
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 3: It's a bar, just right right, the distraction of a margarita.

1015
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: Correct.

1016
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 3: The boxers, did you like send out a survey like

1017
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 3: what size of underway?

1018
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 4: I think it was like I feel like it was

1019
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 4: like I feel like it was like flip flops.

1020
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 2: At a wedding. You know what I mean just what

1021
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 2: you can get gold box.

1022
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 3: Just root through this bag.

1023
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 2: Grab grab hopefully your size.

1024
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 3: Fascinating.

1025
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and wor's the Neon sign now in my home.

1026
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 3: Incredible is on the wall.

1027
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 2: It's about to be hung because we moved.

1028
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,879
Speaker 3: This is wonderful. So you really took something out of that.

1029
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 2: I really did.

1030
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 3: You know, somebody else has like a baseball theme and

1031
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 3: they've got an inflatable bat or what have you.

1032
00:47:54,560 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 4: My husband, he did have a theme, but I forgot

1033
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 4: get what his theme was. But he does have a giant,

1034
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 4: life size that giant. He's a life size cut out

1035
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 4: of himself at that age. And he's like, he's so cute,

1036
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 4: and he's wearing like a red like congol hat.

1037
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 2: Like Samuel L.

1038
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 4: Jackson like, but it's like very kind of like fluffy

1039
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 4: beret style JTT.

1040
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1041
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 4: And he had and he had all his friends, you

1042
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 4: know sign sign, his sounddy.

1043
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 3: We've had a similar I mean his bar Mitzvah was

1044
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 3: very similar to your thing. Interesting you found.

1045
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: Each other, Yeah, we did.

1046
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 3: You found each other. God blessed.

1047
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 4: I did go to high school with a girl who

1048
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 4: is iconic because her bought Mitzvah invitation.

1049
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 2: When you opened.

1050
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 4: It was her singing to you to invite her.

1051
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a little recorded yea.

1052
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 2: It was like, Hello, come to my bod mitzvah.

1053
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 4: I am so excited to have you with my bud mitzpah.

1054
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 3: Yeah. How much does that?

1055
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 4: And I think, like I spoke to her about it

1056
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 4: relatively recently, and I think that like she has one

1057
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 4: that still works, her family is still in debt.

1058
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 3: I mean that's wild. Wow. I know, was there ever

1059
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 3: a theme like of somebody, like a friend or a

1060
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 3: non friend that you were like, this sucks, You're a loser.

1061
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 4: No, I mean, to be honest with you, I've like

1062
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 4: I like blacked out that whole part of my life.

1063
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 4: I can hardly remember anything. I do remember being at

1064
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 4: one one kid's bar mitzvah and it was so lavish,

1065
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 4: like it was so turbo, and the tables were like

1066
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 4: loose sight and they were filled with orchids, and I

1067
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 4: remember being.

1068
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, irresponsible.

1069
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was crazy.

1070
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 4: I always loved it when the butt mitzvah was like

1071
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 4: at the synagogue and then the party was in the

1072
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 4: like hall of the synagogue, Like that's just that, that's.

1073
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 2: Nice, you know what.

1074
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 3: I mean like that sounds boring to me.

1075
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: Tear it down. It is boring. But when you look

1076
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 2: and high and when you look back.

1077
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 3: Like right the waist, Oh my god, it's.

1078
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 2: Like say it.

1079
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 4: You know, you can hardly pay for a wedding these

1080
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 4: days without someone getting divorced, you know what I mean.

1081
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: It's like, I.

1082
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 4: Guess if anything, celebrating someone turning thirteen is more permanent

1083
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 4: than a wedding.

1084
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 3: Very true, very but some of the yes.

1085
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: Some of these parties are just out of control.

1086
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1087
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 2: It just makes you think, what's what's really the point

1088
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 2: of this.

1089
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 3: It's the parents wanting to be like, look how much

1090
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 3: money we've got.

1091
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: Correct?

1092
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: Who cares about our child? We've got the money for

1093
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 3: Cantina Mexican?

1094
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 2: Correct?

1095
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called? Cactus? Cantina shouldn't just be

1096
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 3: called catina.

1097
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, wow, good for you.

1098
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 4: You have two hundred dollars to get like and all

1099
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 4: you can eat buffet.

1100
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. We're going to

1101
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 3: play a game called Gift to a Curse. I need

1102
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 3: a number between one and ten from you.

1103
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 2: Oh okay, five, okay.

1104
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 3: I have to do some like calculating and now because

1105
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 3: we're striking. I don't know what the promotion rules are.

1106
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 3: Promote or recommend whatever you want right now, I guess

1107
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 3: be careful. Oh you don't know. If friend dresser's listening.

1108
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 4: Well, I will promote the following. I will promote this.

1109
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 4: I will promote you number one listening to my podcast

1110
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 4: Senior Superlatives. It is so fabulous, And you can listen

1111
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 4: to Bridger on my show, which is iconic. I've said

1112
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 4: that word too many times and then it becomes less

1113
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 4: and less valuable.

1114
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,240
Speaker 2: And then after that.

1115
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 4: If you're in Scotland. On August tenth, i am performing.

1116
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 4: I'm going to be at Fringe Festival in Scotland because

1117
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 4: that is the last thing I'm allowed to do is

1118
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: for form lives. So come and see my show at

1119
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 4: Edinburgh Fringe.

1120
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 3: This is an incredible advertisement for that Scottish listener or

1121
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 3: if somebody's looking for a Scottish trip, Yes, get over there,

1122
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 3: get over there. The time is notice.

1123
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 4: Everyone knows Scotland in the summer, people say Italy and

1124
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 4: summer knows Scotland.

1125
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: To bring your rain boots.

1126
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 3: And your podcast is wonderful. It's such a fun time.

1127
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,479
Speaker 3: Thank you, listener. Do all those things. Okay, we're gonna

1128
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 3: play this game called gift to a Curse. I'm going

1129
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 3: to name three things. Okay, you're going to tell me

1130
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 3: if they're a gift or a curse and why, and

1131
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 3: then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. There

1132
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: are correct answers. Okay, okay. Number one this is from

1133
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 3: a listener named either Ariel or Ril. My apologies. One

1134
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 3: of those pronunciations. I can't imagine there's a third one,

1135
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 3: but you never know. Gift to a curse using a

1136
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 3: full ring tone in place of a text tone, notification.

1137
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 4: Using a full ring tone in case of or in place.

1138
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 2: Place of, meaning your phone does a full.

1139
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 3: Ring and not I guess that's what I'm getting here.

1140
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 4: So okay, in this scenario that I need to listen

1141
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 4: as if my phone is ringing when I.

1142
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 2: Receive a text, I'm going.

1143
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 4: To say that's a curse, because how am I going

1144
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 4: to differential when it's a caller a text?

1145
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,240
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like a text? I know, okay,

1146
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: someone text me. I can take a second a call

1147
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 2: somebody's me right now. So I guess I'm.

1148
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 4: Going to say that to me, this is a curse,

1149
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 4: right because it seems unnecessary. I like it when I

1150
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 4: know the difference between what's coming my way.

1151
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 2: I like to know the difference.

1152
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to hear that noise and oh,

1153
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 4: someone's calling me and then it's not a call.

1154
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 2: I get excited when people call me.

1155
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a thrill.

1156
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 2: I love it.

1157
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 4: So for me, I would be constantly like let down

1158
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 4: all the time, because then it's just some fucking texts

1159
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 4: like you know, you're doing your dentist at ten thirty

1160
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 4: am on September tenth, and I'm getting a full phone

1161
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 4: ring for that.

1162
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 2: That's a curse, greta wrong?

1163
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 3: What a gift? Young becomes a NonStop noise mischiine cowful.

1164
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 3: I love the idea of somebody just I mean, what

1165
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 3: is their phone doing it do?

1166
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: And then someone being like, oh, sorry, this is just

1167
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 2: text for the crazy.

1168
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 3: What's going on in the life of somebody I love?

1169
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 3: I need to interact with more people like.

1170
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 4: Unwell, it's unwell it's your phone really would never stop

1171
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 4: making noise?

1172
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 2: I love her.

1173
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I wonder what the I mean. Apparently

1174
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 3: this listener has come across this sort of person, and

1175
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 3: I wonder what the thought process is there.

1176
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't even know that was an option.

1177
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 3: Public nuisance I loved.

1178
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1179
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 4: I feel like that's an app that they downloaded to

1180
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 4: like give it a full ring tone, right.

1181
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 3: I can't imagine that's an actual option.

1182
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 2: I don't think it is.

1183
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 3: It's a gift up and down, all across all Okay,

1184
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 3: zero so far we hate it. Number two. This is

1185
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 3: from a listener named Neil. Gift your a curse coffee

1186
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 3: ice cubes.

1187
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 2: I'm very torn about this because Neil, you should know.

1188
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 4: I love coffee. Okay, people say those annoying questions, you

1189
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 4: have to give up coffee or alcohol? Let me Jean

1190
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 4: Gama first of all, fuck off. But the answer for

1191
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 4: me would be alcohol. To not have the bean in

1192
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 4: my life, I would be a shell of a human. Okay,

1193
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 4: First of all, I'm addicted number one. I'm addicted number two.

1194
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 4: I love the ritual.

1195
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 3: Of course, you need something to count on each day.

1196
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 4: It's all that I have. I have limited myself to

1197
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 4: two okay to a day.

1198
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,439
Speaker 2: And I did. I got a treat on my way here.

1199
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 4: I actually stopped and bought myself a nice coffee because

1200
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 4: usually edging myice coffee at home.

1201
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 3: Do you do a cold brew home or cold brow?

1202
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 3: Me too? And that's my morning coffee. It's fabulous.

1203
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 2: Is that an Americano?

1204
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,720
Speaker 3: This is no? This is a cold always black.

1205
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, look and I love that. If you

1206
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 4: want to pure and I love see coffee Commissary tweak

1207
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 4: tweak sauce for me?

1208
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 3: Is it really I'm tweaking off? It's you drink.

1209
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, whoo, yeah, some you need to find the

1210
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 4: You're right, some you know, some beans do it to me,

1211
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 4: I mean, which will make me I'm immediately mad. Yes, well,

1212
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 4: because I don't like to like I used to joke

1213
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 4: that I knew I had enough coffee once my eyelids

1214
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 4: started twitching.

1215
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: Then I knew that I was like at the right level.

1216
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 2: But now I don't like that.

1217
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 4: I don't like feeling like like panicky.

1218
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 2: Anyway.

1219
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 4: So Neil, here's my feeling about the iced coffee cubes.

1220
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 4: When I go and get a nice coffee, I see

1221
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 4: the amount.

1222
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: Okay, coffee is a drug. Let's just say it's a drug.

1223
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 3: It makes you feel better.

1224
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dependent on it. I need it.

1225
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 4: So when I go and get my dose, and then

1226
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 4: you know, I rely on the ice to help balance

1227
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 4: out my dose, because.

1228
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm drinking and I'm drinking it. I'm

1229
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 2: drinking it. It kind of smooths out, mellows out.

1230
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 4: It's like drinking liquor on the rocks, right, You're relying

1231
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 4: on that rock to slowly melt and then you're just

1232
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 4: nursing kind of this like gorgeous beverage throughout your day.

1233
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 2: And it's kind of like, okay, like we've tapered off.

1234
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 4: If you're getting me a coffee cube in my cold brew,

1235
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 4: you want me to drive off the side of the

1236
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 4: road having a goddamn heart attack, tweaking.

1237
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 2: Like you're like but ah, like.

1238
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 4: Crazy, like you're basically you want me to die. Essentially,

1239
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 4: you want me to die. I think it's sick. I

1240
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 4: think it's irresponsible. I think, oh, there's too much I's

1241
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 4: in my coffee.

1242
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 2: Grow up.

1243
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 4: Okay, if if there's too much ice in your coffee,

1244
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 4: ask for lessize or I have an idea, make it

1245
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 4: at home where you control your eyes. I do not

1246
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 4: want a coffee cube. I do not want that. I

1247
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 4: do not trust that. That feels scary to me. So yeah,

1248
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 4: that's it. Like if someone were to be if I mean,

1249
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 4: thank god alcohol can't freeze, because then we've been in

1250
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 4: a whole bucket load of trouble. But like, even if

1251
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 4: someone were to be like, oh, I can put a

1252
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 4: shot at tequila in your tequila, fuck off.

1253
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 3: No, So you're saying gift.

1254
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 2: People think.

1255
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 4: People are like, Ellen, we're gonna give you these coffee cubes.

1256
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 2: Look at how nice we are.

1257
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 4: No, you're wrong, you're being irresponsible with your product.

1258
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 3: You're absolutely right. It's a I mean, it's a curse.

1259
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 3: We have to be so clear, a curse. The intent

1260
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 3: I think is so pure. Sure, let's give more coffee.

1261
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 3: More like, let's not water down the coffee. You're supposed

1262
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 3: to water it down. Yes, putting a coffee cube and

1263
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 3: a coffee, you're entering an endless tunnel. You don't know

1264
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 3: when it's going to end.

1265
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 2: And like all good things, things must end.

1266
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 3: Yes, they have to end. And you also don't want

1267
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 3: to just drive off a cliff with your coffee. You

1268
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 3: need to know to be weaned off it once you're

1269
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 3: to the bottom. I'm now essentially drinking what's probably fifty

1270
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 3: percent coffee fifty water.

1271
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 4: So I always say that this is the most interesting

1272
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 4: part of the coffee. Because this is when you get

1273
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 4: to decide am I done or am I fully seeing

1274
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 4: this through?

1275
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 2: Because this is an acceptable.

1276
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 3: Amount, I'm gonna take a picture so the listener knows,

1277
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 3: because it's an interesting amount.

1278
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 2: You know, It's it's kind of the grave.

1279
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 4: It's like that you're digging the grave of the coffee,

1280
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 4: and it's like, are you going to bury the body

1281
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 4: and swallow the whole thing or are you.

1282
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 2: Just gonna leave it out there?

1283
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 3: You know, I'm burying the body every time.

1284
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 2: You too, because I'm not sick. I'm not a sick.

1285
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 3: Oh and who knows how that's going to change my personality?

1286
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 3: And I have to find out.

1287
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 2: You have to find out.

1288
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 3: I might get me in a fight with my boyfriend,

1289
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 3: or might have I might have the time of my

1290
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 3: life this afternoon.

1291
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, never know, I've got.

1292
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 3: To sit through mission impossible, going to mission impossible.

1293
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 4: Oh well, this is seeing now, this is when we

1294
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 4: could use a coffee cube.

1295
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 3: Right right?

1296
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 2: How long is that movie?

1297
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: Like?

1298
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 2: Four hours? Let me tell you.

1299
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 4: Something, Me and Matt Rogers or having to see James Bond.

1300
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 2: I'm in the car. Look when I say how long

1301
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 2: is James Bond?

1302
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 4: He said two hours? Fifty three minutes. Guess what we did?

1303
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 4: Turned around? We turned around. I was like, I simply simply.

1304
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. Well, I have a new rule. What

1305
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 3: if a movie's three hours long? I see an hour

1306
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 3: and a half and I go home. No, every time,

1307
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 3: if it's good enough to go back, I'll go back.

1308
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 3: It hasn't been good enough yet.

1309
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 2: So you might there's a so you're leaving this movie.

1310
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 3: I'm standing up and taking my life back. I've seen four,

1311
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 3: I think four movies this year. I've seen so I've

1312
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 3: seen two movies total of three movies three hour.

1313
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 2: Doinating thing that you do.

1314
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 3: It feels great. I recommend what movies have you gotten up?

1315
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 3: I'm walked out of Avatar. I knew that I was

1316
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 3: gonna walk out regardless. I just had to get a

1317
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 3: taste because everyone was doing it. John Wick three, which

1318
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 3: just didn't need to be three hours. Think it's four four? Yeah,

1319
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: the three. I mean it's three hours.

1320
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 4: You can get Here's the thing. I love Keanu and

1321
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 4: I also love John Wick.

1322
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 3: We get it. It's the first three movies.

1323
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 2: Get it. Save it for an airplane.

1324
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see. It's a lot of fighting. Yeah, it's

1325
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 3: a lot like just eating a whole cake. I can't

1326
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,959
Speaker 3: do it. Give me a slice those two. I saw

1327
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 3: Bo's Afraid the first half. I was tempted to go

1328
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 3: back because some of the actors I wanted to see

1329
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 3: only appear in the second second half. I'll wait for streaming.

1330
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Speaker 3: And there's one other movie that I can't even remember

1331
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 3: at this point. It was so forgettable.

1332
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 4: I love your kind of ethos about this, where it's

1333
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 4: like I want to support the arts, but I don't

1334
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 4: want to give my life to it, you know, And

1335
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 4: that's kind of it's very philanthropic of you.

1336
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 3: And it's very my big heart.

1337
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 4: Kind of like going back to the top of the

1338
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 4: episode how you speak, it's like very like it's dignified.

1339
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 3: I live generously. Yes, I recommend it to everybody. It's

1340
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 3: I think we should make it a new thing. Filmmakers

1341
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 3: around the world are screaming at me, but I don't care.

1342
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 4: No, they're not actually because well, I guess, hold on,

1343
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 4: I guess like Ariasta.

1344
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: How would be like what the fuck is wrong with you?

1345
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 4: But the studios are like, thank you for coming in.

1346
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 2: Seeing half the movie.

1347
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, so you've gotten one so far. Yeah, great, Finally, listener,

1348
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 3: Paul has suggested gift or a curse. This is interesting

1349
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 3: mail trucks.

1350
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 2: What that's a necessity? Well, they're a gift. I mean

1351
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 2: mail trucks contain gifts. Like, what, this is so crazy?

1352
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 2: That did you say?

1353
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 3: Paul asked that Paul has written.

1354
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 4: Has Paul ever received a gorgeous note or a love

1355
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 4: letter or a postcard or a package.

1356
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 3: Paul was curious maybe he had a good or bad

1357
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:42,959
Speaker 3: experience with the mail truck.

1358
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 4: Well, it is probably like one of the biggest gifts

1359
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 4: we have on Earth is the mail truck.

1360
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 2: This is kind of like a kind of shocked that

1361
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 2: someone's even putting its up for debate.

1362
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 4: I mean, that's what your dreams are carried, in your applications,

1363
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 4: your jury duty, summons, your everything is in the mail.

1364
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 3: Greta, what there tell me?

1365
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 2: There are?

1366
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 3: I love how they look. They're so cute. I mean,

1367
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 3: if it's a curse is because I can't drive on myself,

1368
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 3: but then I get to get behind the wheel over.

1369
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 2: Me too, because you're on there. It's like you're in London.

1370
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 2: You're on the wrong side.

1371
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 3: You're on the wrong side, You're driving a little box.

1372
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 4: It's so cute and they're little slots and them that

1373
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 4: you I love, I love I love the male people.

1374
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we love the the what they're doing.

1375
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 2: I love them.

1376
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 3: Are little heroes my day. And it's a mysterious thing.

1377
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 3: It carries all kinds of.

1378
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 2: Things, all kinds of things.

1379
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 3: Good news, bad news, checks, junk mail. I get the circulars, bills,

1380
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 3: mailers from scientology, from the last person that lived at

1381
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 3: your resume. You're really getting everything everything gift gift probably

1382
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 3: shouldn't have been up for debate, but you know, what's

1383
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 3: the thing we parted that we got to We got

1384
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 3: to praise them, yes, and they don't get enough praise.

1385
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 3: They don't. Okay, you got two out of three decent job.

1386
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 2: It's like me and high school. Yeah, maybe it's a bee.

1387
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 3: It's not a bee, it's a.

1388
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 4: It's a C plus. It's a D plus. That is

1389
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 4: actually more me in high school. Three Really a D plus.

1390
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 3: I think it's like sixty six percent.

1391
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 2: Oh, that's perfect, that's right where I want to be.

1392
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 3: You pass.

1393
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 2: If I got a seventy four, I was happy.

1394
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 3: Seventy four. Yeah, it's like I kind of did the

1395
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 3: work and I thought about it. We got the broad

1396
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 3: strokes d pluses. I showed up, yeah kind.

1397
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 2: Of, and you know what life is all about? Showing up?

1398
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 3: That should be on a button. It probably is. Okay,

1399
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 3: this is the final segment of the podcast. I said

1400
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 3: no emails. People write into I said no gifts at

1401
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 3: gmail dot com. They have questions galore, problems whatever. Listener,

1402
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 3: you can also send in gift to a curse suggestions there.

1403
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 3: That's probably the best place to do it. Sometimes they

1404
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 3: do it on Instagram and it's a little harder for

1405
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 3: me to deal with. We love it, but send it

1406
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 3: to the email will help me answer a listener question. Yes, okay,

1407
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 3: this is hello Bridger and very disobedient guest insult. I

1408
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 3: need your gift expertise. I have a dear friend that

1409
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 3: is getting married. The bride and groom are early forties

1410
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 3: and this is their second marriage. What to get a

1411
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 3: couple that have all of the toasters china? Also, what

1412
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 3: even is china holds plates and bath well, now I

1413
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 3: don't know, I'm embarrassing myself.

1414
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 2: That's correct, and.

1415
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 3: Bath tels they need. Also, I just I'm going to

1416
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 3: read this sentence. Also, I just discovered the podcast. Here

1417
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 3: we go. It truly brings joy to me every week.

1418
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 3: I listen to it on walks and laugh out loud

1419
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 3: up and down the streets of my neighborhood. I'm glad

1420
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 3: I'm reading now. I said something mean about the China.

1421
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 4: No, no, good, No, that was not mean. That was

1422
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 4: not mean. China, China. There is a differentiation.

1423
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 3: Help appreciated. Ray, Thank you Ray for this question.

1424
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 2: It's a very good question.

1425
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 3: The couple's getting married for the second time.

1426
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 4: They've got everything, They've got everything, and I'm going to

1427
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 4: tell you three words that I live by.

1428
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 2: Let's hear it is king. Okay.

1429
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 4: You might think it's weird to give your friends cash.

1430
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 2: It's not.

1431
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 4: It doesn't need to be cash. Write them a check.

1432
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 4: I love a check so sophisticated.

1433
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 3: It's gorgeous handwriting.

1434
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 2: Yes, for once in your life.

1435
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 4: I just think a gorgeous note, a beautiful handwritten note

1436
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 4: wishing them love, and then just say, I hope, I

1437
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 4: hope you use this on a gorgeous memory or toward

1438
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 4: a stunning a stunning time together, or whatever it is,

1439
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 4: and then you put it on them.

1440
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 3: You know that's a shift of guilt.

1441
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 4: I just I don't know when it's second marriage is right,

1442
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 4: they're they're yeah, you're not like helping them like build

1443
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 4: their new home or whatever. Chances are they probably already

1444
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 4: lived together. Chances are they're old enough, they've probably started

1445
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 4: traveling together or whatever it is. So I you know,

1446
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 4: unless they have like a regish.

1447
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 2: Which like you can go to.

1448
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 4: But if you want some more personality, either give again

1449
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 4: beautiful note with a check or get you need to

1450
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 4: dig deep and get really creative. Yes, and like do

1451
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 4: that whole Shenanigan, which frankly, who has the time.

1452
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 3: We're all busy, busy, which.

1453
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 2: Is why I just go back to to me.

1454
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 4: There's nothing more intimate than someone wanting to give me

1455
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 4: some of their money. Right, Wow, you love me enough

1456
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 4: you want to give me some of your.

1457
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 3: You get to improve my bank account.

1458
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 2: Gold, I'll take it.

1459
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 3: I think that's perfect. I mean while you were saying that,

1460
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 3: I had the realization ask what they didn't get in

1461
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 3: the divorce?

1462
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's a good question. Yeah, what did you

1463
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 2: not get that you want?

1464
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 4: And then if you're a really good friend, you go

1465
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 4: to the ex's house, you break in, you get the

1466
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 4: actual thing they wanted, you take it back, and then

1467
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 4: you get a fake passport and you go to Cuba.

1468
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 2: To Cuba. Yeah, it's perfect.

1469
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 3: Ray, see you in Cuba. Yeah, it's on my destination list.

1470
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 3: There we go, perfectly answered. I don't think there's anything

1471
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 3: left to say about that. If Aray has a problem

1472
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,439
Speaker 3: with it, you know, I don't know what else to say.

1473
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 4: So Ray might be like, well, what am I gonna do?

1474
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 4: Write them a check for fifty dollars?

1475
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, absolutely, I'll take if we're getting under well,

1476
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 3: if it's a wedding, well i'll take any amount.

1477
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 4: I don't if it's a wedding, i'd say I'd say over.

1478
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 3: One hundred over a hunt, I think over fifty is acceptable.

1479
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 3: I agree, you're not gonna want to get down to

1480
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,599
Speaker 3: five dollars, but I'll take five dollars.

1481
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,520
Speaker 2: But if these people are your good friends, somebody consider.

1482
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 3: If you got five bucks to throw me, yeah, I'll

1483
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:39,719
Speaker 3: buy a coffee or.

1484
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't like this gift because I'm a bitch,

1485
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 4: But you can always like adopt it, like like help

1486
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:49,679
Speaker 4: make a donation whatever.

1487
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,759
Speaker 3: Course for me, that's nice. But then I think that's.

1488
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 4: Then you always have to wonder how much did you donate?

1489
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 4: Oh you donated in my name. How much was that,

1490
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,600
Speaker 4: because if it was ten dollars, honey, that's something you

1491
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 4: did for yourself, and you.

1492
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:08,160
Speaker 3: Put a very bad mark on my exactly exactly. You're

1493
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 3: terrorizing me.

1494
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:09,759
Speaker 2: Exactly.

1495
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 3: Wow, perfect, Greta. I've had such a nice time with you.

1496
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 2: Thank you. I've had a joy of a time with you.

1497
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 3: My life is actually improved. I'm going to be able

1498
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 3: to kill all the flies. Yeah, and it is summer.

1499
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 3: They're coming out. They're agitating me. Yeah, it's enough. They

1500
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:30,920
Speaker 3: gotta go, you gotta go. They're all around the lights. Yeah,

1501
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 3: there are, but there are flies.

1502
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:37,360
Speaker 2: God, there are flies everywhere. It's disgusting. Back here, you're covered,

1503
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 2: you live.

1504
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:41,680
Speaker 3: Back here, they're eating the meat I have sprinkled.

1505
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:44,600
Speaker 4: That you made me leave outside because you didn't let

1506
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 4: me bring it in.

1507
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:49,959
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here, Thank you for having me. Listener.

1508
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 3: The podcast is coming to a close. You've got to

1509
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 3: move on to whatever you need to do. You have

1510
01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 3: my love, my strength, my so I'm sending it to you.

1511
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,360
Speaker 3: I want you to do the best thing you can

1512
01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 3: do today. Do it, enjoy it, end the podcast, turn

1513
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 3: it off, I love you, goodbye. I said no gifts

1514
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. It's produced by our dear

1515
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,959
Speaker 3: friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by John Bradley.

1516
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,680
Speaker 3: And we couldn't do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner.

1517
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,839
Speaker 3: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1518
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 3: worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram.

1519
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,680
Speaker 3: At I said, no gifts. I don't want to hear

1520
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 3: any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

1521
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 3: all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1522
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 3: to see pictures of the gifts?

1523
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 2: He lievt, did you hear fun?

1524
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 5: A man?

1525
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:55,679
Speaker 1: Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess Tom, you gotta come.

1526
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 2: To me empty?

1527
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 1: And I said, I guess your own presence is presents enough.

1528
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

1529
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: dare to surbeve me