Speaker 1: Where do you wait?
Speaker 2: Cat? What what you said?
Speaker 1: What's you sipping right there?
Speaker 3: I'm sipping a little Welsh gin with soda water and
Speaker 3: crimberry juice.
Speaker 4: She's in the UK right now. She's not drinking that
Speaker 4: in the morning in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: No judgment.
Speaker 3: It is form rice.
Speaker 1: One time I came on here with some apple cider
Speaker 1: and to them it appeared to be beer or white
Speaker 1: wine or something, and they were like, I was like no,
Speaker 1: They're like, no, we don't care to get it in.
Speaker 1: I was like even, he was like, actually, your guys
Speaker 1: casual attitude about man, get it in, bro, get it in, bro.
Speaker 1: This is all This is all vodka right here? Okay?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 3: I found my people.
Speaker 1: When it's in a hydro flask, it's water.
Speaker 6: It's hello the interne and welcome to Season three, ninety two,
Speaker 6: Episode five of Dirt Guys.
Speaker 2: It's a production of iHeart Radio. It's a podcast where
Speaker 2: we take a deep dive into American shared consciousness. That
Speaker 2: it is Friday, June thirteenth, twenty twenty five. The famous wolf.
Speaker 1: Howl in Company's on Friday, the famous square wolf of.
Speaker 2: Although there was a I think a full moon fairly recently,
Speaker 2: a strawberry moon, even strawberry.
Speaker 1: Did you know that they were calling it a strawberry
Speaker 1: moon because it had like that red tinge to it. No,
Speaker 1: And I was thinking of the Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: I was like, blood has been spilt this day.
Speaker 2: They call those cherry moons because I'm a prince of
Speaker 2: the Fellow.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'll I'm sure they're different. Allow me to
Speaker 1: reintroduce this day. It's June thirteenth, the National Golf Cart Day,
Speaker 1: National Movie Night, National Random Acts of Lights Day? What
Speaker 1: the fuck is a random act of light on? Like
Speaker 1: I just hear, I had to think of what it
Speaker 1: might be in my brain, fell asleep, Kitchen Clutches of
Speaker 1: America Day, National Weed your Garden Day, Sewing machine Day,
Speaker 1: Shout out sewing machines, Shout out everybody who's fucking with
Speaker 1: the swing machine. And he and if this this is
Speaker 1: the most American ship National blame someone Else's day.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rather than your own failures as leaders or your
Speaker 1: system of governance blims. It's scapegoat Day, y'all we're doing.
Speaker 1: We're having a big old scapegoat party out here in
Speaker 1: La right now.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that's that is our yea national pastime?
Speaker 2: Escapegoat does National movie Night? Oh? Does it move around her?
Speaker 2: Is it always a Friday?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Better be always a Friday?
Speaker 1: Because oh you know I have like Wednesday movie now, Jack,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't talk about this is from those fucking people
Speaker 1: like family movie Night, who I think they like they
Speaker 1: like always that are like good for the family.
Speaker 2: Candice Cameron, Yeah, yeah about her later on unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Perfect with our guests. Actually perfect it is. It is freaky.
Speaker 1: The ship she's talking about is freak. I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't disagree. Man.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I watch a scary movie and I'm like, uh, oh,
Speaker 2: shut that the devil has entered the building. My name
Speaker 2: is Jack O'Brien AKA got news bites and jokes on
Speaker 2: p You've reached good ot DZ huh baha, blast this town, Bud,
Speaker 2: stay home call us? Does we hate the alright? Banjo?
Speaker 2: Eric G slime crack jokes off the dome. That's all
Speaker 2: I got that one. Curtis eve housey On sald On
Speaker 2: the Discord, Sloop, John B Sloop, John B.
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 2: You don't know?
Speaker 1: I know John B, the R and B artist. This
Speaker 1: off pet sounds oh man, I only know three songs
Speaker 1: off pet Sounds.
Speaker 2: This is the worst trip I've ever been on.
Speaker 1: I'm learning a lot about these beach boys. Man, they
Speaker 1: sound pretty cool.
Speaker 2: The best way to honor the life of Brian Wilson's
Speaker 2: you know, me singing a song that is indistinguishable, like unrecognizable.
Speaker 2: You know, a way to do the man? Yea his
Speaker 2: propers I do what The hits just keep coming. There's
Speaker 2: a tweet from somebody you wouldn't post at, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: post about like all these different musical luminaries who just
Speaker 2: had interactions with Brian Wilson where he was like telling
Speaker 2: he was like, hey could I called him in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night and were like, hey, can I
Speaker 2: get you to sing Shortening Bread on my album? And
Speaker 2: then like somebody was like I took LSD with him
Speaker 2: and John Lennon and Harry Nilsen and the only thing
Speaker 2: he would talk about is like he just played Shortening
Speaker 2: Bread on the piano over and over again. Wow, Like
Speaker 2: apparently he thought that was the best song that had
Speaker 2: ever been written. Mom was a little bit.
Speaker 1: I mean, was he saying chot or are we saying
Speaker 1: like shut ming? That's how much flavor was he putting
Speaker 1: on it?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. It never happened to me, and
Speaker 2: it's one of my biggest regrets. He never came to me.
Speaker 1: No one ever sang you that song.
Speaker 2: No he, Brian Wilson never approached me, so I never
Speaker 2: knew how much stink, how much shortening he put on
Speaker 2: his shortening bread. I'm thrilled to be joined as always
Speaker 2: by my co host, mister Miles Great. Yeah, Miles Gray,
Speaker 2: the Lord.
Speaker 1: Of Lancasham, the showgun with no Gun Los Angeles, his
Speaker 1: very own and guess what, We're okay here. Everything you're
Speaker 1: seeing on the news, we're okay here. We can handle
Speaker 1: our own. In fact, we take care of our own
Speaker 1: to the point that we stick up for our own
Speaker 1: when goon's try and come in and fuck with our
Speaker 1: peaceful way of living in harmony out here. So please, uh,
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I'm preaching to the choir here, but
Speaker 1: I still do get the occasional text. Now, is everything
Speaker 1: okay there? Yeah? Those three fucking way mos you saw
Speaker 1: burning from last week, Yeah, they're they're fine. They're fine.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a shot get that much mileage before.
Speaker 1: But damn those that like the Way burning car shot,
Speaker 1: so much mileage from the news. God, I believe the.
Speaker 2: Way Mos are the future, lead them right and they
Speaker 2: let them take you away or yeah whatever, anyways, they
Speaker 2: are very important. We do miss our Three Way Mos
Speaker 2: that got burnt, and we're all trying to figure out
Speaker 2: how to move forward without those specific ways you.
Speaker 1: Said tomorrow, we're gonna go get them tatted right.
Speaker 2: Big with like the Waymos in the clouds.
Speaker 1: It's Kobe, Michael Jackson and the Three Way most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to do it all right, one quick
Speaker 2: piece of business up top. Yes, for some reason, this
Speaker 2: show is having a bit of a resurgence, oh bit
Speaker 2: of a gents.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we're seeing to know how second rate
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: I know that's the thing, So I don't People are
Speaker 2: finding the point of view of the show helpful for
Speaker 2: reason right now, something about the mainstream media going completely
Speaker 2: to hell or fascism or probably Mark Marrin going away.
Speaker 2: I would say, but we don't generally ask you guys
Speaker 2: to spread the word about the show because we are
Speaker 2: ashamed of it. Yeah, we think it's a bad show,
Speaker 2: but we're getting feedback that people are finding the show
Speaker 2: useful right now. So we just wanted to up top.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to I didn't even run this by you, Miles,
Speaker 2: but I just wanted to ask Jack.
Speaker 1: This is humiliating that another podcast do a thing where
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, share the show with your friends, rate
Speaker 1: and review all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I know, usually we're too ashamed. Again, it's a bad show,
Speaker 2: it's second rate, but we're going to do the thing
Speaker 2: first rate podcast to share the show with your friends.
Speaker 2: They might find it useful. A lot of people are
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, which is weird, but we appreciate it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let people know.
Speaker 2: Let people know.
Speaker 1: We love you all. We love all people here.
Speaker 2: We do. We love you all. We welcome The Zeit
Speaker 2: gang is a broad tent. That's actually not true.
Speaker 1: No I did. There's no racist fuckery there.
Speaker 2: In the traditional sense. But all right, Myles Worth thrilled
Speaker 2: to be joined in our third seat for the host
Speaker 2: of the very funny horror movie podcast Kim and Kat
Speaker 2: Stay Alive. Maybe it's Kim Burns and.
Speaker 6: Cat's reporter Tim Mccay're so.
Speaker 3: Happy to be back.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's great to have welcome, to have you thrill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially on Friday to thirteenth.
Speaker 3: Wow, I know, yeah, it's almost.
Speaker 1: But as Jack said up top, we are a second
Speaker 1: rate podcast, so that much thought does not go into
Speaker 1: this kind.
Speaker 2: Truly anything that seems like it's planned as one percent
Speaker 2: accidental or done by super producers Catherine, Victor and Bay
Speaker 2: without telling us they did plan this our.
Speaker 3: Podcast exactly, and then we sound like shit.
Speaker 1: And that's where yeah, Justin and Brian the editor come
Speaker 1: in and help out. So yeah, we're we're truly stand
Speaker 1: on the shoulders of people who have their ship together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is how I it's how I worded it to
Speaker 1: my I.
Speaker 2: Mean, there's even a story about opening portals of hell
Speaker 2: through movies.
Speaker 3: That honestly, can I go into one?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Can we check out that place? Because this one is
Speaker 3: not going great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this version of Hell, God, there's not anything fun. Yeah, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: check it out.
Speaker 1: I thought there were actual flying demons rather than predator
Speaker 1: drones flying above me, But I guess that's the deal.
Speaker 3: Let's dive in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we're going to get to know you
Speaker 2: both a little bit better in a moment. First, we're
Speaker 2: going to tell the listener to a couple of stories.
Speaker 2: We might be getting into a little bit later on,
Speaker 2: Donald Trump addressed Fort Bragg and there was a big
Speaker 2: everyone was cheering, like real, it was like a raucous,
Speaker 2: violent political rally for Donald Trump, but like the audience
Speaker 2: were all uniformed military, which is weird. It's like, bat,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's not a line that I it's
Speaker 2: not like the Church state line that I usually think
Speaker 2: about that, but this this one because you like don't
Speaker 2: have to because I guess it's so obvious why it
Speaker 2: would be bad, But it felt it felt a little eerie.
Speaker 2: So we're going to look at that. We're going to
Speaker 2: talk about DJ Tanner, specifically the less crazy Cameron sibling.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and yet that and Yet her podcast, she's
Speaker 2: making some wild claims about how horror movies open a
Speaker 2: portal of hell. I really enjoy the clip because it's
Speaker 2: she says that there's something evil that like comes through
Speaker 2: a movie, and her co host is like, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Then, Tim and I have been possessed like over three
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty times, So we're here to tell you yourself.
Speaker 1: And you look more for being possessed that many times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: At least dehydrate you a bit more.
Speaker 3: But no, no, it's kept us young. We're both actually
Speaker 3: seventy four years old.
Speaker 2: That's not dare wow. I mean that is like one
Speaker 2: of the things though, right, Like the Empires can live
Speaker 2: for a long time. Yeah, yeah, evil peace.
Speaker 4: And you look gorgeous the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing, all that plenty more. But first, Kim Kett,
Speaker 2: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 2: from your search history?
Speaker 3: So I'm reading a book right now, and historical fiction
Speaker 3: novel which is fantastic, came out in twenty fifteen called
Speaker 3: The Nightingale. It's about the role that women played in
Speaker 3: World War Two for no particular reason, no particular reason
Speaker 3: that I'm reading about that. And then I just decided
Speaker 3: to google what role did witches play in World War Two?
Speaker 3: And I learned a lot, So yeah, they did in
Speaker 3: fact play a role. The man who sort of invented
Speaker 3: or started the religious sect of witchcraft called Wicca or Wickan,
Speaker 3: he did a whole fucking like dance in the woods
Speaker 3: that was documented, which did in fact line up to
Speaker 3: several of Hitler's missteps, and their specific spell was to
Speaker 3: fog his decision making. And then I'm sure that there
Speaker 3: were other like solitary witches doing their own bullshit in
Speaker 3: the woods too. So that's what I googled today.
Speaker 1: Like if they started off, they're like, we need this
Speaker 1: man to be on meth. Yes, put on God please.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like we need to start doing some
Speaker 2: dances to fog elon Musk's decision making right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know, if we have ideas. I literally
Speaker 3: wrote a spell and have been posting it all my
Speaker 3: stories every single day for people to chant over and
Speaker 3: over and over if they want to for this exact reason.
Speaker 1: Is it like disrespectful if I chant the spell? Like
Speaker 1: even if I'm like, yeah, I mean maybe we could
Speaker 1: get Elon to do more ketmine, not at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: so all energy is welcome to recpect. Yeah for the
Speaker 1: recitation of the spell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally great.
Speaker 7: Love.
Speaker 1: I love how inclusive this is not, like it's not
Speaker 1: like Christianity, you know, like all.
Speaker 2: These before you know, I'm just asking them out like
Speaker 2: it for Christianity, the Sacramento before you even think about
Speaker 2: eating our crack visiting Sacramento. Yeah, I thought you were
Speaker 2: going to talk about the night Witches. Do you know
Speaker 2: the story?
Speaker 3: I I wish to know the story of the night witches.
Speaker 1: They not actual witches, but there were.
Speaker 2: They weren't real witches, but they were a group of
Speaker 2: Soviet soldiers women who would go fly these like old
Speaker 2: outdated biplanes, like the two winged things that are like
Speaker 2: half glider half plane, and they would cut the engine
Speaker 2: and just glide over German soldiers and then drop bombs
Speaker 2: on them. So like you, they would be completely silent,
Speaker 2: but the sound of the like wood creaking, sounded like broomsticks.
Speaker 2: And so the Germans called them the night witches. And
Speaker 2: also they would be laughing their ass off.
Speaker 3: As they That is just so beautifully dope, like witches
Speaker 3: and women are just so dope.
Speaker 2: I love it. Shut up to the night.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the Soviet Union for actually defeating the Nazis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kim, how about you anything from your search history?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm actually six months pregnant right now, so.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: So it's just baby, baby, baby?
Speaker 3: How do babies work? How do I give a baby alive?
Speaker 2: Just feeling?
Speaker 4: Okay, am I gonna die?
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Why do I have heartburn? Everything? Do you have a
Speaker 1: lot of heartburn?
Speaker 4: I don't thank you?
Speaker 1: It happens and doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you're going to have a beautiful hairless baby.
Speaker 2: That's the isn't that the say hair is hair somehow? Yeah,
Speaker 2: hair is Like that sounds like a silly, unproven thing,
Speaker 2: but then the facts are like once the baby's out
Speaker 2: and like if the baby's breastfeeding, we were talking about
Speaker 2: this reasonly, the like just eating spicy food will somehow
Speaker 2: like go through your digestive tract into the breast milk
Speaker 2: like give the baby. It's that that also sounds completely
Speaker 2: made up to make the human of like yeah, yeah right, I.
Speaker 3: Mean babies are literally getting like all of the mom's
Speaker 3: nutrients from from the breast milk, so so wild Kim
Speaker 3: can't eat spicy though, So yeah, it's nothing to worry
Speaker 3: about for me.
Speaker 1: You just you just don't like you just don't like
Speaker 1: spicy foods to begin with.
Speaker 4: I'm just a very sensitive Yeah, I'm just a white girl.
Speaker 3: It's actually very sad because she asks to try like
Speaker 3: all of my flavorful food, Like for the last twenty
Speaker 3: five years she's been like can I try that, and
Speaker 3: like it's going to be too Like a.
Speaker 1: Parent, you're like spicy spicy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like no, I want to try, and I'm
Speaker 3: like okay, and then she's like no, no, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: My boyfriend's Nigerian, so it's it's a tough battle, you know.
Speaker 2: Right, you do the airplane coming in for a landing
Speaker 2: when she asked to do a spicy it's coming and
Speaker 2: I'm getting your mind.
Speaker 3: I actually do the night witch like cackle.
Speaker 1: She knows trouble, right, Kim.
Speaker 2: What's something you think is underrated right now?
Speaker 4: Also pregnancy related Buy nothing groups by nothing. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: love buying.
Speaker 2: So much ship.
Speaker 1: I got so much baby. I got a fucking like
Speaker 1: those things, like my baby's like about to be two
Speaker 1: and a half, like one of those step things so
Speaker 1: he can now be at the kitchen sink with me.
Speaker 2: Just swoop that ship up.
Speaker 1: There's so it's funny, how like how much good baby
Speaker 1: ship there is on buy nothing because people buy it
Speaker 1: thinking their baby going to fuck with and like, dude,
Speaker 1: the fucking baby hated this device or whatever. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 4: We got everything.
Speaker 1: We had a rocking chair, Easter eggs from buy nothing groups.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm not paying for those
Speaker 1: little fucking plastic hollow Easter eggs. There's always somebody who
Speaker 1: has like a fucking garbage bag full of them for free.
Speaker 2: It's the best. Our Easter eggs are really on there,
Speaker 2: like wourth fourth Easter falling apart. I think a squirrel
Speaker 2: has like cracked into a few of them because one
Speaker 2: year I just left them out the night before when
Speaker 2: the Easter bunny came and opened all your Easter eggs, eggs, candy,
Speaker 2: damn with their little razor teeth.
Speaker 3: What a dick? Yeah, Easter bunny is a real dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah what is? How about you kept with something? He
Speaker 2: thinks underad no joke.
Speaker 3: Your your best friend having a baby. Like, I'm so
Speaker 3: excited about my little niece that's coming. Like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: I never really wanted kids myself. I just never had
Speaker 3: that feeling. But like whenever Kim talks about it, I'm
Speaker 3: just like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: So what are you most excited for as as as
Speaker 1: being an auntie to the baby?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Just getting to you know, get do all the good stuff,
Speaker 3: but then like give her back.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm gonna shine for two hours then I'm
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: little spells with my little witchlet. I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 2: What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: Not too down with fascism? Have you guys heard of fascism?
Speaker 3: I'm super not into it. I think it's really overrated.
Speaker 1: You know, like we're trying it out. We're trying it
Speaker 1: out right now, you know.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm here to tell you don't even
Speaker 3: bother really one star honestly, like, I'm not into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it seems so popular and they seem so
Speaker 2: enthusiastic about having us try it out.
Speaker 3: It has a really aggressive pr system. But it's bad
Speaker 3: news bears so.
Speaker 1: Walter Mathow got it, got it?
Speaker 2: It's and then you make the face of a baby
Speaker 2: eating something spicy.
Speaker 3: Spy, you don't want no spicy.
Speaker 1: My friend does that with her three year old when
Speaker 1: like she eats ice cream sweet. It'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, no spicy and spy, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you don't know. It was pocket, you don't know.
Speaker 3: Then the kid's like fifteen and it's like, no, I
Speaker 3: don't like ice cream.
Speaker 1: It's too spicy spicy for me.
Speaker 3: Friends are like, what the all right?
Speaker 2: Okay? It's like, have you guys heard of or seen
Speaker 2: the movie Dog Tooth, where it's like a guy keeps
Speaker 2: his face family captive and like keeps outside truths from
Speaker 2: them and then like the village. Yeah, he like he
Speaker 2: creates this weird reality in their backyard. It's uh, the
Speaker 2: guy who made Poor Things is first movie the Greek
Speaker 2: filmmaker and yeah, yeah it's really weird and trippy.
Speaker 3: But was that was the Emma Stone Stone Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: yeah he's a weirdo.
Speaker 4: I like.
Speaker 2: It's a it's really interesting, but it sounds like that
Speaker 2: is like the gateway, like the thing of like tasting
Speaker 2: ice cream like spitting it out, being like, oh disgusting,
Speaker 2: is like gateway drug to like going to a cool
Speaker 2: dog to.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: One of the things he does is like when they
Speaker 2: see airplanes in the sky, he then like goes and
Speaker 2: like grabs a toy plane and it's like here it is.
Speaker 2: It was just a toy that went across the sky.
Speaker 2: Like this is fucking wild, really weird trippy.
Speaker 1: Subtler version is my brother in law, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: wasn't really showing his kids TV and the only time
Speaker 1: the TV would be on is you will put on
Speaker 1: this Bruce Springsteen Live and like Bryant Park or some
Speaker 1: Ship DVD and the kids started calling that TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just Bruce Springsteen Live was called TV like there
Speaker 1: was nothing else, like completely redefined what TV was. You're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I seeing TV Bruce, like Bruce Springs. Wow.
Speaker 3: He goes over to his friend's house and he's like,
Speaker 3: where's the boss?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is what is this?
Speaker 2: What is this the box that shows a.
Speaker 4: Weird version of the Duggers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but yeah they're fine now they they're they're
Speaker 1: watching real ship. Now they're old enough.
Speaker 2: Now, Yes, what is something Kim that you thinks over it?
Speaker 4: Right now? I guess to social media? Had to just
Speaker 4: drop that, yeah, drop that shit. You know it's not
Speaker 4: like I mean, I'm still on.
Speaker 1: It, Like I'm on.
Speaker 4: It, Like I deleted the apps from my phone. Yeah
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, now I have to like go on my browser.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, which, like I don't know if you ever
Speaker 4: use them on your browser, but it sucks.
Speaker 1: It's a whole lot.
Speaker 2: There's no Yeah, I like to accent me from Internet Explorer,
Speaker 2: from that Escape.
Speaker 4: Navigator and then you're like I got to get out
Speaker 4: of here, and like go touch some grass because is
Speaker 4: it fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This feels like every you know, every couple of years,
Speaker 1: we have some kind of like crisis that we're getting
Speaker 1: fed through social media, like really intense visuals, and like, luckily,
Speaker 1: like I learned my lesson in twenty twenty of like
Speaker 1: I'll give myself about an hour and a half total
Speaker 1: of existential dread scrolling and then be like, hey, when
Speaker 1: you wake up, it's going to be there. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: It'll be there. It's not going away.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that being said, I will say one thing
Speaker 3: about that is like going through something where I live
Speaker 3: in La, right, so I am I am aware personally
Speaker 3: of what's going on, so like I can in real
Speaker 3: time debunk news stories if I go, well, like that's
Speaker 3: actually not true because I'm experiencing it. And so as
Speaker 3: much as I also am fully, fully mentally ill from
Speaker 3: social media, it has been cool to see that, like
Speaker 3: I have curated my algorithm to be uh independent journalists
Speaker 3: who I now have proof are reporting accurately, So that's
Speaker 3: actually been kind of cool. So like my entire Instagram
Speaker 3: right now is literally just horrible, terrible news from independent
Speaker 3: journalists and Los Angeles and then clips of Beyonce's Cowboy
Speaker 3: Carter tour, Like that's the only thing that I'm consuming
Speaker 3: right now, and it does feel like Beyonce, like every
Speaker 3: few minutes will be like you got this girl, Like
Speaker 3: here's a little bit more strength for.
Speaker 1: You to be flying through the crowd on a Cadillac.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well right now it's a horseshoe, thank you very much,
Speaker 3: cowboys what she's flying through the air with.
Speaker 1: Didn't she have some car on the tour too? She
Speaker 1: probably did at the tour. Yeah, so I was just like,
Speaker 1: wait that it was the horse anyway?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'm I'm in morning that I can only
Speaker 3: and bibe it through clips.
Speaker 2: On social media.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say that.
Speaker 3: I know we can't. We can't talk about it right now.
Speaker 3: It's a sensitive topic.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was just the very first show to
Speaker 1: kick off.
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, cool cool cool coo cool.
Speaker 1: One that has zero mistakes anyway, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool cool, I have to go.
Speaker 2: For get out of here. Let's take a quick break
Speaker 2: and we'll come back and we'll get into some news,
Speaker 2: some of that fascism you're talking about. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 2: talk about that, and we're back. We're back and earlier
Speaker 2: in this week. Uh, Donald Trump went to Fort Bragg.
Speaker 1: Ever heard of it?
Speaker 2: Ever heard of it?
Speaker 1: Heard of Trader General Braxton brag from the Civil War?
Speaker 2: Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's right, that's yeah cool.
Speaker 2: And he gave a speech there was like a lively
Speaker 2: political rally, like one of his more unhinged like fuck
Speaker 2: the Democrats, like we should arrest new some type shit,
Speaker 2: but like in front of the military, and it was
Speaker 2: like it was like ten cent beer night at the
Speaker 2: military at Fort Bragg or something. Everybody was just like
Speaker 2: turned all the way. It was like bloodthirsty screams, which
Speaker 2: is yeah, there's supposed to be like a line between
Speaker 2: politics and the military for reasons that are obvious reasons
Speaker 2: that made the speech feel like unnerving, like down to
Speaker 2: the bone.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because when you have the president goading uniformed
Speaker 1: soldiers into like boeing like the news or Biden or whatever,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh boy, because aren't those the people that
Speaker 1: he's trying to get to do like the bad stuff
Speaker 1: to us? You're like, yikes. But again, like most things
Speaker 1: in Trump's life that involves putting his like fragile ego
Speaker 1: on the line, this was a production because these weren't
Speaker 1: just like just like, these weren't just everybody. I mean,
Speaker 1: these are legitimate soldiers, but they had to go through
Speaker 1: a bit of a I guess we call it a
Speaker 1: casting process, which contact selection process.
Speaker 3: Reality stars are going to reality star, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Military dot com my source for all news.
Speaker 2: I usually like their movie reviews, say.
Speaker 1: The tips for men. I love that. Actually, how to
Speaker 1: fucking just bite up the end of a stow goth
Speaker 1: And yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But they did some digging here. They're like, we even
Speaker 2: we didn't really love that. So internal eighty second Airborne
Speaker 2: Division communications reviewed by military dot Com reveal a tightly
Speaker 2: orchestrated effort to curate the optics of Trump's recent visit,
Speaker 2: including hand picking soldiers for the audience based on political
Speaker 2: leanings and physical appearance.
Speaker 1: And that's how you know that's real.
Speaker 2: The physical appearance.
Speaker 1: Party like that, that's Trump.
Speaker 2: H The troops ultimately selected to be behind Trump invisible
Speaker 2: to the camera, were almost exclusively male. One unit level
Speaker 2: message bluntly said, no fat soldiers. That's a direct quote,
Speaker 2: no fat soldiers.
Speaker 3: Jesus, I guess Trump got to be there because he's
Speaker 3: not a soldier.
Speaker 2: He's not a soldier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a draft dodger.
Speaker 2: And then quote, if soldiers have political views that are
Speaker 2: in opposition to the current administration and they don't want
Speaker 2: to be in the audience, then they need to speak
Speaker 2: with their leadership and get swapped out.
Speaker 1: At least they had an option. They're like, look, if
Speaker 1: you can't feign enthusiasm for this piece of shit, just
Speaker 1: tell your tell your commander and we'll get you out
Speaker 1: of there. We'll get you out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's again, you know, well, not a great sight to see,
Speaker 1: but slight silver lining there. And you're like, oh, right,
Speaker 1: he had to assemble that to have that feeling because
Speaker 1: right now he has to try and project as much
Speaker 1: fucking power as possible because nothing really legislatively is going right.
Speaker 1: Obviously the executive orders are causing a ton of shit,
Speaker 1: but the court losses continue to mount. But yeah, then
Speaker 1: also there's like another story. It's like, oh wait, this
Speaker 1: is a chakra. The soldiers deployed in LA are also
Speaker 1: telling advocacy groups that morale is low because they're also
Speaker 1: smart enough to see that LA isn't a war zone.
Speaker 1: This is from the Guardian. Quote, three different advocacy organizations
Speaker 1: representing military family said they had heard from dozens of
Speaker 1: effectives service members who express discomfort about being drawn into
Speaker 1: a domestic policing operation outside their normal field of operations.
Speaker 1: The group said they have heard no countervailing opinions. Wow,
Speaker 1: soldiers have said now like that when they're deployed, like
Speaker 1: when they asked them, they're like, whoa, why does this
Speaker 1: feel bad? And they're all saying, well, in the.
Speaker 2: Past a question, they're asking themselves that they're like gently
Speaker 2: touching their chest, being like why does this feel bad?
Speaker 2: They're like clubbing somebody from horseback, just like having to
Speaker 2: help that person club an innocent person.
Speaker 1: Like, so they said that like normally when they're deployed
Speaker 1: into cities on United States soil, that it's for things
Speaker 1: that help people like you know, wildfire relief or COVID
Speaker 1: vaccination outreach, you know, like positive shit for their communities.
Speaker 1: And they're like this is just like a lot of
Speaker 1: people said, like we just feel like ponds, this is
Speaker 1: all like a political thing, and like we're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of what the US does the military.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy because LA actually has like multiple neighborhoods
Speaker 4: right now that have devastating destruction from fires and could
Speaker 4: help rebuilding, Like there's actually things that could be helped with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they can handle themselves.
Speaker 2: So those places are probably going to have to come
Speaker 2: to us for help. And that's when we get all the.
Speaker 1: Tweet tweet data.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when we get get sweet tweet data.
Speaker 2: Track them right down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's what he's saying. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: to that point, Kim, Like he said they're going to
Speaker 1: wind down FEMA after this hurricane season, wind it down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, what does that mean? Essentially, I think what
Speaker 1: he's saying is he now in their ideal world because
Speaker 1: they're gangsters, they're going to sit on the pile of
Speaker 1: money that states come begging for when they're when their
Speaker 1: places are hit by devastation, and then you have to
Speaker 1: base probably play field tea yeah to Trump and then
Speaker 1: you get your money back, or maybe you get nothing
Speaker 1: because you were being spicy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, spicy, fat, right, fat and fat, fat and spicy.
Speaker 1: You don't know, like a like a spicy big bite
Speaker 1: from seven to eleven. We don't know.
Speaker 3: But oh no, I was just going to say, like again,
Speaker 3: like just reading reading a book that I'm currently reading.
Speaker 3: It's really strange, like how much this all lines up,
Speaker 3: like in the sense of people talk about like, oh,
Speaker 3: history repeats itself, sure, sure, sure, like similar situations happen.
Speaker 3: This is like by the book, like exactly what's happening
Speaker 3: and what already happened and what we saw, how it
Speaker 3: went down and how it played out and where this
Speaker 3: ends up. And I think that is blowing my mind
Speaker 3: enough that it's sort of staving off a nervous breakdown,
Speaker 3: if you know what I mean, Like like I'm so
Speaker 3: fascinated by it for a second.
Speaker 2: That I don't the wow face for someone who this
Speaker 2: motherfucker hates to read, Like we know that like not
Speaker 2: like reading, but he can't. I was going to say
Speaker 2: the one book that we know he's like loyal to
Speaker 2: or is like a book of Hitler's speeches, like he
Speaker 2: he is a student of this. It's like a thing
Speaker 2: that's been known since the nineties that.
Speaker 3: Like actually didn't know that Trump, yeah, Trump, like because
Speaker 3: I honestly was assumed he was a literate I'm not
Speaker 3: even joking, like I didn't I assume that he's illiterate,
Speaker 3: whether it was.
Speaker 2: For effect or because he was actually slowly making his
Speaker 2: way through Hitler's speeches over the course of many years.
Speaker 2: Right years, he did have a book of his speeches
Speaker 2: at his bedside table, Like there's a New Yorker profile
Speaker 2: of him that also like ended with him trying to
Speaker 2: impress the reporter by being like, look at this signed
Speaker 2: Evander Holyfield boxing glove.
Speaker 1: More about the Hitler books, so that you remember Tyson
Speaker 1: Holier that's from then. But yeah, like to your point, Jack,
Speaker 1: he's trying to speed run Hitler's rise to power without
Speaker 1: really any thought into how long it takes to flip
Speaker 1: the switch to third Reich. Like he's sloppy and distracted,
Speaker 1: and luckily he doesn't really seem to realize that twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five America is very different than post World War
Speaker 1: One Germany. Like back then, it's just like and I
Speaker 1: have the one loud speaker system in town, right, you know,
Speaker 1: everybody like people communicating in such a different way. And
Speaker 1: however he's doing it, it's happening, but he doesn't quite
Speaker 1: have the same sort of loyalty or he hasn't quite
Speaker 1: turned the population. That isn't quite happening yet. There's still
Speaker 1: a ton of resistance.
Speaker 3: To that well, and I don't think that he'd even
Speaker 3: be as far as he is without Stephen Miller. Like
Speaker 3: Stephen Miller, I think is the one who who is
Speaker 3: has any brains, which is so unfortunate because like his
Speaker 3: brain should have been confiscated long ago. But I think
Speaker 3: I think that's the only reason he's literally had any
Speaker 3: success in that way actually enacting things.
Speaker 1: I mean, Trump would have been fine if this were
Speaker 1: a purely just grift based corrupt administration. He doesn't like
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, like he definitely is racist,
Speaker 1: but he's not going to be like I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, if people cheer for me and I
Speaker 1: can get rich, like that's like, oh, sorry, you want
Speaker 1: to do racism, Fine, if you want to go ahead, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: But the ability to communicate over social media and like
Speaker 2: have lanes of communication that aren't controlled by the government.
Speaker 2: I will just say, like that is I was talking
Speaker 2: earlier in the week about Masha Guess and the journalist
Speaker 2: who lived through the rise of Putin, and they were
Speaker 2: saying that you know, you each year you look back
Speaker 2: and you're like, wow, we had so much more that
Speaker 2: we could do just like one year ago, Like it
Speaker 2: just keeps getting worse and worse in ways that you
Speaker 2: hadn't even really considered. And that feels like one of
Speaker 2: the things that I could easily see taken is like
Speaker 2: somehow locking down social media. I mean the like social
Speaker 2: media feels free in some ways, like in the ways
Speaker 2: that like you you have citizen journalists who are able
Speaker 2: to but it's also tightly controlled and a huge source
Speaker 2: of data for those companies and for police.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, well, because I think the other
Speaker 1: part is while there isn't the Tannoi system of post
Speaker 1: World War, you know, like in the early days of
Speaker 1: fascism that was giving people the loud speaker, we do
Speaker 1: have now like the AI ship that is on X
Speaker 1: right now, people are just posting wacky ass like war
Speaker 1: zone shit saying it's LA and it's all AI and
Speaker 1: people are eating that shit. Yeah, It's like so it's
Speaker 1: it is a little bit we're totally out of the water,
Speaker 1: but like it's there's a lot of factors that I
Speaker 1: think it is not fully quite being considered. Like I
Speaker 1: think I don't know, like and I hate to be
Speaker 1: you could do it a little bit better, Trump, if
Speaker 1: you really think you want to want to turn people.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the way to do it, babe,
Speaker 1: but hey, and.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is I think he's doing fine as
Speaker 2: a fascist.
Speaker 1: Please swamp out Stephen Miller for me. Donald, Baby, I've
Speaker 1: got your back.
Speaker 2: Just please turn your back to me in a room.
Speaker 2: That would be wonderful. I've got it.
Speaker 3: Yea, I do. I do have fantasies of somehow like
Speaker 3: diving deep into infiltrating. Yeah, yeah, this regime. And just
Speaker 3: Kim and I talk about this all the time. Kim
Speaker 3: and I are just like, oh, man, like we would
Speaker 3: just love to get in. Just just put us in
Speaker 3: a room with these with these dudes. How do we
Speaker 3: get how do you get Kim and I in a
Speaker 3: room with these dudes?
Speaker 2: Let us know. And by the way, I'm gonna make
Speaker 2: sure Justin please cut this because I can't say this.
Speaker 2: But the thing that when he turns his back on
Speaker 2: me in the room, I'm gonna pants his ass. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's what I That's what I'm implying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're also implying that. Y yeah, I'm also
Speaker 3: talking about pants. Yeah, just want to pants him.
Speaker 2: Don't you feel like he would be actually like the
Speaker 2: character in the movies with the big boxer shorts that
Speaker 2: have hearts on them. Yeah, I feel like there's no
Speaker 2: way he's not working. I think I think he wears
Speaker 2: weird ass underwear under there. But yeah, he's got big, blooming,
Speaker 2: blooming he's.
Speaker 1: Like never nude, like Tobias.
Speaker 2: You pull him down and there's just another pair of slash.
Speaker 1: But the best way to do it is you give
Speaker 1: him something to hold and then so he's got.
Speaker 2: Ship by all me. Yeah, you would be brought in
Speaker 2: as a consultant, Number one, Donald Trump pantsing consultant.
Speaker 1: They're like, Donald, we want to present you with this
Speaker 1: golden bar, and it's only the strongest men are able
Speaker 1: to hoist it above there.
Speaker 2: That one get young man, sir?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah, I've got it? Oh my god, sir,
Speaker 1: you are so strong lifted above your head, sir, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, I love this. But I can I come in?
Speaker 3: Can I slide in like after the panting has happened,
Speaker 3: like everyone super shocked? Can I come in and pants
Speaker 3: the diapers down his little micro weening?
Speaker 2: That great? Oh my god, because yeah, this is all
Speaker 2: part of this. And then it gets well, he's ever wanted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then poops himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, figured it out and then we've saved democracy.
Speaker 2: Okay, so give us a call.
Speaker 1: We've got some ideas. I know you just ousted David Hogging.
Speaker 1: You was going to primary a sleep at the wheel incumbents,
Speaker 1: But we might have a more elegant solution.
Speaker 2: Hogs out at d n C. Thing what it said,
Speaker 2: jugs out at d n C. Jesus, Jesus the New
Speaker 2: York Times. Oh sheesh, let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 2: be right back. And we're back. And we like to
Speaker 2: check in with the Tanners every once in a while,
Speaker 2: you know, see what they're up to.
Speaker 1: Like people who like cure leather.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the DJ Tanners, the DJs who cure leather.
Speaker 2: The only like the Tanner that I wish was not
Speaker 2: still famous is unfortunately the one one twins kind of
Speaker 2: just dropped off right like they're not doing it.
Speaker 3: They just took their money and ran. They were like, goodbye,
Speaker 3: brillianaire for our little sister. They're my favorite kind of
Speaker 3: billionaires because they're just like we're disappearing, like we're out
Speaker 3: of here.
Speaker 2: I feel like they are on the strangest yacht parties
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, one of probably Sarcos's brother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and their yachts shaped like a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, one of them is Sarcosi's brother.
Speaker 1: One of the tweets she's dating, Like that's the energy
Speaker 1: that I get is like they're involved with the sort
Speaker 1: of the sort of guys who.
Speaker 2: Are like in that room that Liam Neeson infiltrates and
Speaker 2: taken like all the rich people who are just sitting
Speaker 2: back what like bidding.
Speaker 1: On they're doing. They're doing like rare earth mineral deals
Speaker 1: right like we used to do. We had our line
Speaker 1: of like.
Speaker 2: Kids closed, we have moved victors that they're what they're
Speaker 2: like the actual they're watching the real squid games dark basement.
Speaker 2: We're not.
Speaker 1: We're not, babe, We're probably We're good.
Speaker 2: Like the story about one of them being the first
Speaker 2: person that was called when they found h Jackman unresponsive
Speaker 2: allegedly is Keith Ledger. Yes, I've always confused, like us
Speaker 2: the story from some ship, I think, yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: like that is the timeline would suggest that she's the wolf,
Speaker 2: but I'm assuming that she has a wolf that like
Speaker 2: works for her and she was more the Marcellus Wallace.
Speaker 1: And it's like, what happened? Okay, let me call Leon
Speaker 1: Panetta at the C I A really quick right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, on the other side, like and less cool
Speaker 2: than that is Candice Cameron Brett. Is that b u r?
Speaker 2: E h, it's a it's more of a burr vibe.
Speaker 2: But I guess we're pronouncing a beret.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I bet it is burr And she was like,
Speaker 3: it's beret, like she I bet she added the A onto.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's married to that the hockey player Valerie. Yeah, bummer.
Speaker 2: So she uh has a podcast. I'm sure it's like
Speaker 2: in Q for most of our listeners right behind this one,
Speaker 2: and they go back and forth between the Candace cam
Speaker 2: Cameron Beret Show, I believe the camera, the Candace Cameron
Speaker 2: Beret Podcast. Okay, good well done, Candas, and uh in
Speaker 2: this one that is just like one and two. I
Speaker 2: always see it in the year year wrapped rankings right
Speaker 2: below when people send us they're like TDZ is my
Speaker 2: number one? The Candace Cameron Beret Podcast number two. It's
Speaker 2: an On this podcast, she was talking about how she
Speaker 2: does doesn't watch scary movies because your TV when you
Speaker 2: think about it.
Speaker 1: Is just a portal.
Speaker 3: I'm so tired, so tired.
Speaker 2: Look, I understand how movies work, but there's quote still
Speaker 2: something that can be incredibly demonic while they've made it.
Speaker 2: This is when I think her co host came in
Speaker 2: and said, absolutely, really just hear them. Yeah, yeah, let's
Speaker 2: say it's really the clips that we have. I think
Speaker 2: is even cutting out the liquid death part, which, oh.
Speaker 1: We'll get to the Yeah, we can get to the
Speaker 1: other side.
Speaker 5: I don't even want someone watching this scary movie in
Speaker 5: our house on the TV, because to me, that's just
Speaker 5: a portal.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm in the film industry.
Speaker 5: I understand how it all works.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I didn't even realize that's how she was
Speaker 1: gonna look. Listen, I'm in the industry.
Speaker 2: Works. Okay, I looked at the physics. I've looked at
Speaker 2: the metaphysics, and look, this is this is how worst.
Speaker 1: Poor bastard city across from her, just like uh huh.
Speaker 1: But again, it sucks to being a co host because
Speaker 1: you gotta agree with your host all the time.
Speaker 5: And don't I know it, there's still something that can
Speaker 5: be incredibly demonic while she made it.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, that's the one that got.
Speaker 8: Looks away and goes, oh for sure, bonic, while she
Speaker 8: made it for sure, Oh for sure, of course, and
Speaker 8: speak on that queen, yeah please please, yes, go off,
Speaker 8: go off.
Speaker 5: And I feel like it's a portal that gets opened
Speaker 5: up and let in. And that just reminded me, like
Speaker 5: you posted something a while back about liquin death.
Speaker 2: What yeah, uh huh, I sure did.
Speaker 1: I like how she just says, I think it's I
Speaker 1: feel like it's a portal. No, like not therefore total
Speaker 1: evidence usually like a crackpot like this will be like,
Speaker 1: so my friend's daughter, you know what I mean? Usually
Speaker 1: these like terrible misinformation conspiracy podcast work like some bad anecdote.
Speaker 1: She's just like, and I get it. Also liquid death
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh okay, so everyone really, yeah.
Speaker 2: You need to get your best friend's daughter possessed by
Speaker 2: one of the final destination movies. Candice Cameron, you're fucking
Speaker 2: up right now. I guess we'll just let her do
Speaker 2: what else?
Speaker 1: What? What? What about? I don't want to hear what
Speaker 1: she has to say with death here, let's pull that
Speaker 1: back one more time.
Speaker 5: Minded me, like you posted something a while back about
Speaker 5: liquid death, and you're like, so do you want to
Speaker 5: buy a product that is literally being per literally going
Speaker 5: out into distribution.
Speaker 2: That is literally holder of her just being like.
Speaker 3: Does anyone does anyone know how to get out of here?
Speaker 2: Like just no? Like off Earth right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that meme where like the old man's
Speaker 1: in the wheelchair and he's like, I hate this escape
Speaker 1: room and the dinner is like, this is planet.
Speaker 2: Earth Liquid literally being cursed as it's going out of
Speaker 2: the distribution.
Speaker 1: What that means?
Speaker 2: That would be so cool if they were doing that.
Speaker 2: Are they doing that? Are they literally cursing the liquid
Speaker 2: death water? Are they just saying like the.
Speaker 3: Death I think it's because it like has a skull
Speaker 3: on it, And I'm like, girl, do you know that
Speaker 3: you have a skull like inside you? Like you have
Speaker 3: a skeleton in there just bouncing around.
Speaker 1: They're they I think they were really I think they
Speaker 1: were doing it for marketing. And this is the thing
Speaker 1: that happens when evangelis a freak.
Speaker 2: See it they go.
Speaker 1: In Liquid's latest video, the company hired a working witch
Speaker 1: doctor known as Mystic Dylan to put a.
Speaker 2: Are so bored that they are using that to be
Speaker 2: scared of? They're standing up that night because of Mystic Dylan.
Speaker 1: Putting a curse on bottled line all of the water
Speaker 1: in the company's warehouse, and again that's just part of
Speaker 1: their troll marketing. They're like the Church of Satan, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. They just they're like, watch this ship,
Speaker 1: watch watches get some fucking clicks by saying this ship.
Speaker 3: Guess what I'm picking up at Costco in bulk now curse?
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, good for her. I mean, I'm glad that.
Speaker 1: It's also funny that dude had such like yanky youth
Speaker 1: pastor vibes too when he's like any like evangelical dude
Speaker 1: rocking Jordan's I'm always like, bro, when is the scandal
Speaker 1: about to drop with you full? Like I'm not, I'm
Speaker 1: not falling for this ship because you got.
Speaker 2: The really stylish haircuts from five years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah literally, Like I don't know, it's opening to hell?
Speaker 2: Like what can we can we get our as horror
Speaker 2: movie fans? Can we get a horror movie recommendation? Like
Speaker 2: what's the movie that has most felt to you? Like
Speaker 2: it's opening our portal to hell? That maybe we could recommend.
Speaker 3: This hold on give us okay, I'll tell you. Well,
Speaker 3: so i'll tell you when Kim's gonna agree with me.
Speaker 3: And it's actually one that uh was kind of the
Speaker 3: inspiration for us starting a podcast while being honest. Yeah, So,
Speaker 3: Kim and I have been friends for many, many, many years.
Speaker 3: We wanted to start a podcast, but we knew that
Speaker 3: we wanted to have something to talk about because we
Speaker 3: knew we could talk to each other for ad nauseum
Speaker 3: for twenty four plus hours at a time, just about
Speaker 3: our own lives and musings and things. We were two
Speaker 3: of the only sort of group of our friends that
Speaker 3: really liked going to see horror movies together. When we
Speaker 3: went to see.
Speaker 4: Horresitary, say the other one, Oh.
Speaker 3: Well, you should talk about that one. So yes, I
Speaker 3: guess And okay, so Kim, Kim's right there there are two.
Speaker 3: So Hereditary, I feel like was the movie where I
Speaker 3: was like, there there is a supernatural evil entity in
Speaker 3: the world, and somebody made a movie about it, and
Speaker 3: I'm here for it. It really, it really did. I
Speaker 3: think it's kind of hard to like scare. Kim and
Speaker 3: I we like the scare, so it's hard to give
Speaker 3: us like nightmares. And I feel like we did sort
Speaker 3: of have to talk about the movie a lot just
Speaker 3: to process it.
Speaker 2: And I am now realizing I haven't seen Hereditary because
Speaker 2: I actually agree with Candice Cameron. Watching that will open.
Speaker 1: The stills of Tony Collette's face screaming opened a portal
Speaker 1: the hell. When I looked at it, I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: I can't know, damn, we actually agree with her.
Speaker 2: But I'm just the one.
Speaker 3: Kim's talking about the one I always forget what the
Speaker 3: full title of it is.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were going to say, thanks killing
Speaker 4: of the Exorcism of Emily.
Speaker 2: Rose, Emily Rose by the coward Robert Ford.
Speaker 1: James. Yeah, wait, why that one, Kim? Because it is
Speaker 1: such because it's dealing directly with demons entering your body.
Speaker 4: It's the chick from Dexter, Dexter's sister. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but she did all of her own I don't know
Speaker 4: if you call them stunts, but like her body like moving, yeah,
Speaker 4: contortion and it's wild, like like the way she can
Speaker 4: make her face move.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like this was this was no Ai, says the
Speaker 7: priest as he's smoking a cigarette looking.
Speaker 4: At But you couldn't even talk about it afterwards, kept
Speaker 4: trying to like bring stuff up, but.
Speaker 2: It was like, keep it to yourself, don't talk to me.
Speaker 4: I need to close that portal.
Speaker 3: I need to process. I need to process the portal.
Speaker 3: And Kim was like, please close the portal. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be in the portal. And I was like,
Speaker 3: but we're here and I have to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I talked about everything, but to like just taking about
Speaker 2: like Candice Cameron Beret has never watched any of those movies.
Speaker 2: They're like even could Like nobody who she knows has
Speaker 2: ever watched any of those movies. I bet she's talking
Speaker 2: about like Beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: You know, she's definitely talking about She's talking about Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: Jack Washington, That's what she's talking about.
Speaker 4: Poultergeist was definitely cursed.
Speaker 2: Though so Producer Catherine pointed out that Poultergeist is one
Speaker 2: that evangelical stuck with people. People like they just they
Speaker 2: have so little to worry about in many cases, and
Speaker 2: so they're just like making up shit to like be
Speaker 2: scared of and telling each other ghost stories.
Speaker 3: And going to therapy.
Speaker 2: It is fun. Like when I lived in Kentucky, like
Speaker 2: there there was like a lot of the best basketball
Speaker 2: game after school was fellowship of Christian athletes, and then
Speaker 2: they would give you a Christian like testimony afterwards, And
Speaker 2: I saw some wild ship that was like, yeah, the dark,
Speaker 2: like the darkest ship that you've ever seen outside of
Speaker 2: a fucking recovery meeting. Like, yeah, I talked about I
Speaker 2: talked about one that always stuck with me, where somebody
Speaker 2: was like talking about how their sister died next to
Speaker 2: them in a car accident and they like as she died,
Speaker 2: they like knew she was going to help because she
Speaker 2: hadn't been saved by Christ. Yeah yeah, And like and
Speaker 2: then somebody we knew, like a kid who he played
Speaker 2: basketball with, died of a great and angeurism, and like
Speaker 2: the moms started gossiping about whether or not he was saved.
Speaker 3: Like what a horrible fucking existence. Yeah, yeah, what a
Speaker 3: horrible existence.
Speaker 2: But that's what they got going on.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, Candice Cameron, please start. You need to worry
Speaker 1: about the real threat. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are
Speaker 1: out here selling depleted uranium right to bad actors.
Speaker 3: I also am not entirely convinced, and I hope this
Speaker 3: is true. I really do, because I have a very
Speaker 3: soft spot for child actors in my heart, so like yeah, uh,
Speaker 3: Mary Kate, Nashley Olsen are kind of the only billionaires
Speaker 3: where I'm like, you do you, ladies, like keep your billions.
Speaker 3: That's a rough road, truly, honestly, because I'm just like
Speaker 3: whatever these little girls saw like as children, Like, I'm
Speaker 3: just like, you deserve billions. But I'm also not entirely
Speaker 3: convinced that they're of this planet. Like I feel like
Speaker 3: they are the strongest argument for like aliens living among us.
Speaker 3: I really do there.
Speaker 1: I went to elementary school with them, and they were
Speaker 1: pretty normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah they were cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah were they cool?
Speaker 2: They were Yeah, they were cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were just normal they were they were in school.
Speaker 1: Oh my cutting out Sea because I signed an NDA
Speaker 1: and I'm putting myself at tremendous risk right now.
Speaker 2: Hold on, somebody's at my door.
Speaker 1: I need to go get that. Somebody's at my door.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: That actually makes me so happy that they were like
Speaker 3: like normal, like.
Speaker 1: The friends, you know what I mean, and like they
Speaker 1: were just you know, they were in the grade below me.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, uh you know, Mary Kate asked, you know,
Speaker 1: she wanted if I could take her to the dance,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But it wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: We didn't have dates to the school dances back then.
Speaker 1: You know, it's nothing, you know what I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But then they seem normal.
Speaker 1: I mean growing up in LA, like, I grew up
Speaker 1: with a lot of kids who were on TV and
Speaker 1: in movies, and yeah, it's it's definitely a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a variety, like you know, Michelle Trachtenberg, you know
Speaker 1: Rest of Peace. I went to high school and you know,
Speaker 1: she was also like a very normal kid and like,
Speaker 1: but I get like, when you are acting as a kid,
Speaker 1: there's so much more psychological, like such a psychological burden
Speaker 1: on you to keep working to either support your family,
Speaker 1: to like not be bullied by other kids. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's it's yeah, it's fucked up. That's why I like,
Speaker 1: to your point, I'm like, if you make it out
Speaker 1: of there, fucking God bless you. Because I knew, I knew.
Speaker 1: I know too many kids that didn't.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll mention this in my plug area, but uh,
Speaker 3: this is not something that I normally talk about, but
Speaker 3: just because it's coming up. Like one of my day
Speaker 3: jobs is I actually work with professional actor children and
Speaker 3: I mentor them in like life skills and so try
Speaker 3: to give them, uh normal childhood opportunities and events and
Speaker 3: things like that. And we have like a monthly life
Speaker 3: lesson kind of group or whatever. And it's actually a
Speaker 3: nonprofit organization called Looking Ahead that is free to like
Speaker 3: if you're a professional actor.
Speaker 2: It's free.
Speaker 3: You can be in it from the age of nine
Speaker 3: to eighteen, and you're in it for the rest of
Speaker 3: your life, even if you quit acting. And it's specifically
Speaker 3: geared towards the types of struggles that professional actor kids
Speaker 3: are dealing with that are just like there is no
Speaker 3: other there's no comparable situation to it. It's it's a
Speaker 3: very singular situation. And I I have a lot of
Speaker 3: feelings about Yeah, child actors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it seldom works out, and it seldom
Speaker 1: ends up with a kid being able to have their
Speaker 1: childhood or their childhood innocence intact without having to either
Speaker 1: you know, best cases like you grow up rapidly. Y,
Speaker 1: it's like the best case, yeah, and it's worst case.
Speaker 1: It's just all the self the worst cases.
Speaker 3: You don't grow up.
Speaker 2: Yeah you are dead. Yeah, you know exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, so that's the real portal Cande.
Speaker 2: Maybe reach out to your former co stars, see how
Speaker 2: they're doing it. Help facilitate some urine.
Speaker 1: The depleted uranium down.
Speaker 2: Kim Kat, such a pleasure having you both on the show.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Kim will start with you
Speaker 2: and follow you and all that good stuff. And is
Speaker 2: there a work a media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find us both at kk Sam podcast
Speaker 4: and listen to us at Kim and Katt Stay Alive
Speaker 4: maybe wherever you hear podcasts. In honor of Friday the thirteenth,
Speaker 4: we have since our podcast started, actually done all of
Speaker 4: the entire franchise from movie one. So this week we
Speaker 4: have Jason X.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a fun one. There's some really fun
Speaker 2: kills in that one.
Speaker 3: There are some fun kills in that one. End of sentence.
Speaker 2: In space, Yeah, that's wild. And then is there a
Speaker 2: tweet or a work amedia social media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Well, this is media media, but media media.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, I just found Righteous Gemstones.
Speaker 3: I've been telling you about that goddamn show for like
Speaker 3: two years, but you never listen to me. You're find
Speaker 3: it on your own and you're like, what.
Speaker 4: Happened around twenty nineteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great, you guys, what are you thinking of
Speaker 1: Uncle baby Billy?
Speaker 4: He was the reason we're on Uncle Walton Goggins Kick.
Speaker 4: We did White Lotus and then we did the Oh and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, Uncle Baby Billy is like peak Goggy,
Speaker 1: peak guy.
Speaker 4: I'm here for it. So just letting people know there's
Speaker 4: a show called Righteous Gemstones. If you haven't heard of it, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's pretty good. I recommend it. Oh my god, I
Speaker 4: can't wait to talk to you about it.
Speaker 3: BERSI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a great final season too. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Uncle baby Billy, dude, where can people find you? Is
Speaker 2: there a working media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, actually, Kim already plugged our Mothership show, which is
Speaker 3: our baby, But my husband and I actually just started
Speaker 3: sort of a sister show, a spin off to kk Sam.
Speaker 3: My husband and I are doing a YouTube show where
Speaker 3: we are rewatching every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Speaker 3: together and sort of you know running. We both are
Speaker 3: in love with that show, been in love with that
Speaker 3: show for so many years, and now that the reboot
Speaker 3: has been announced, we were really excited to just kind
Speaker 3: of dive back into it, and you know, we have
Speaker 3: our commentary. We take the piss out of it for sure,
Speaker 3: but it comes from definitely a place of love and
Speaker 3: we're so excited about it. Kim has already guested on
Speaker 3: an episode of it and is legally required to guest
Speaker 3: on at least one episode per season, which I'm saying
Speaker 3: on the air now so that she can't right binding
Speaker 3: get out of it. It's binding now, you should write.
Speaker 1: It down and mail it to yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: But it's called Major Slaage. So you can find us
Speaker 3: at on YouTube at Major Slage, and we're just having
Speaker 3: so much fun. I love it so and we're at
Speaker 3: Major Slage pod on all social media and things like that.
Speaker 3: I think next week Sason season two episode one comes out.
Speaker 2: Nice drop the slash hammer on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so very excited about that.
Speaker 2: That's fun. Is there a work at social media or
Speaker 2: media otherwise that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm back into enjoying books. Have you heard of them?
Speaker 3: B o ok s made of paper? So I would
Speaker 3: like everyone to go out and read the twenty fifteen
Speaker 3: the Nightingale and let's all let's do it. Let's be
Speaker 3: let's be a big book club together.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: I believe I do know them. They're the ones where
Speaker 2: you can find by asking, don't takeout.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that is they will take you to the
Speaker 3: books if you say that.
Speaker 1: Very fun.
Speaker 2: Miles, Where can people find you? Is their work media
Speaker 2: you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Yes, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. Find Jack
Speaker 1: and I talking the NBA Finals just for a wee
Speaker 1: bit longer on Miles and Jack Scott. That's what we're
Speaker 1: talking that join us for the final season.
Speaker 2: The only podcast that picked the Pacers, I will say,
Speaker 2: and we're looking too far.
Speaker 1: Smart or we might have egg on our face anyway.
Speaker 1: And also, if you like ninety Fiance, catch me talking
Speaker 1: ninety day on four to twenty day Fiance. Now, let's
Speaker 1: see some works in media. I like, yes, uh at
Speaker 1: Skeletor inspires Dot Besky Dot Social on Blue Sky post it.
Speaker 1: They just post like skeletor images but with like nice
Speaker 1: life affirming quotes and it's a Skeletor. It's great. This
Speaker 1: one just says Skeletor on it and it says self
Speaker 1: improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a
Speaker 1: piece of shit overnight. I'm I'm like, that's some perspective,
Speaker 1: skeletor thank.
Speaker 2: You, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then Miles Dot Milesclee dot Besky dot Social
Speaker 1: posted quote, you're unhappy because you spend too much time
Speaker 1: on your phone. Speak for yourself. I'm posting this ship
Speaker 1: from desktop like a true lunatic. I was thinking of
Speaker 1: that when you said. I was like, I recently liked
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, o
Speaker 2: Brian blue Sky at jack ob the number one uh
Speaker 2: working media I've been enjoying at b Underscore. Kerr tweeted,
Speaker 2: if you want to be my uncle, you gotta get
Speaker 2: with my aunt. That made me laugh out loud today
Speaker 2: for some reason.
Speaker 1: Honey.
Speaker 2: You can find us on Twitter and blue Sky at
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Speaker 2: and you can go to the description of this episode
Speaker 2: wherever you're listening to it, and there you will find
Speaker 2: the foot nope no, which is where we link up
Speaker 2: to the information from today's episode, and you know the sources.
Speaker 2: We also link off there to a song that we
Speaker 2: think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song
Speaker 2: that you think people might enjoy? Yes, yes, yes, this
Speaker 2: one has a Yeah. This one's got an La artist
Speaker 2: and the track is called leave Me Alone because I
Speaker 2: think that's how La is feeling right now.
Speaker 1: Just leave me the funck alone. We're fine. This is
Speaker 1: Fred Again with Baby Keem leave Me Alone. But this
Speaker 1: is a little bit more energy because this is the
Speaker 1: NIA Archives remix. So this is a little more drum
Speaker 1: and bass, a little more intensity because look, you know
Speaker 1: we got it's time to turn the energy up a
Speaker 1: little bit. So this is leave Me Alone the Fred
Speaker 1: Again Baby Keeam with the NIA Archives remix. So check
Speaker 1: out It's available everywhere.
Speaker 2: We will link off to that in the foot notes.
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Speaker 2: you what was treading over the weekend. We also have
Speaker 2: the Greatest Hits episode that drops tomorrow.
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