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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firms Represents two minute morning show. All right, I feel

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Speaker 1: like the best thing to do is to be honest

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Speaker 1: and upfront. Normally we cheat people and kind of skate

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Speaker 1: out a few minutes early. We have a lot of

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Speaker 1: stuff going on today, so it's going to be a

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Speaker 1: shorter podcast. There, I said it. Sorry, it's gonna be shorter.

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Speaker 1: Live with it people, if you're listening, everybody, okay with that? Yes,

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Speaker 1: there's no video? I'm sorry, yes, can I have petition

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Speaker 1: that there never be any video again? Okay, please state

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Speaker 1: your case. Much more relaxing not having the camera. I agree.

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Speaker 1: I like old school. We just sat here and just

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Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about where you looked. Right,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be way funnier. You know what The worst

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Speaker 1: part is if like, like sometimes we're all on different

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Speaker 1: zooms and they still want to use the video. They

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Speaker 1: will zoom in on Gandhi in my face in the

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Speaker 1: zoom room, off our nose. When we make a comment

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Speaker 1: on something and I'm like, what, what, why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you that we did not consent to this?

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Speaker 1: What is this? We got jobs in radio, but by

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Speaker 1: putting it online. We've created an animal, because that animal

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Speaker 1: gets more listens and views than when we only post

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Speaker 1: the audio. We came then and created it. We can

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Speaker 1: put it to sleep, right, good luck with that? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So well, anyway, that's the case. We're not there's no video.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be shorter. Scottie and Brody both had

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Speaker 1: something to talk about today. Scotti, you go first, Oh, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: would you buy? I used a toilet seat? No, God,

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Speaker 1: no question, no, I I can I explain just for

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Speaker 1: a second. Sure. So I ordered a toilet seat from

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Speaker 1: Amazon for my kid's bathroom. Okay, I installed it, and

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Speaker 1: then I realized that I didn't get the soft closed one.

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Speaker 1: It's just a one goes boom. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: damn it. So I initiated a return and I ordered

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Speaker 1: the soft clothed one. But in the meantime, we needed

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Speaker 1: a toilet seat there because I threw the dirty one away,

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Speaker 1: and so my daughter used it the next day before

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Speaker 1: I was able to, you know, uninstall it. And then

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Speaker 1: I put it back in the box and I sent

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Speaker 1: it back and they took it and they refunded my money.

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Speaker 1: But see, here's the thing, though, because I'm looking on

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Speaker 1: Amazon now at toilet seats and it says save with

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Speaker 1: used very good. So are they now going to sell

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Speaker 1: my one time used toilet seat to somebody? Which the discount?

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Speaker 1: How much it is a seven dollar discount? Oh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Scotty, maybe you could buy back your

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Speaker 1: the one you returned. But they're very trusting though, because

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Speaker 1: they gave me the refund as soon as the UPS

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Speaker 1: label was scanned. Like what if I blew ship up

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Speaker 1: under it and put it back in the box and

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Speaker 1: sent it back. Well, here's the thing, think about it.

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Speaker 1: How many public toilets have you taken a dump on?

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Speaker 1: How many people have taken ships in that ladies room

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Speaker 1: that you squat over? But apartments you've lived in that

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Speaker 1: aren't always changed? The new apartment change the first one

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Speaker 1: in my apartment, first person I ever lived there. Good

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Speaker 1: for you. I guarantee the plumber took a dump on

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Speaker 1: your toilet. I think when I've moved into houses, we've

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Speaker 1: changed this as immediately. Would you buy used toilet seat? Never? Right?

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Speaker 1: You don't even borrow someone's pants? Yeah? You think I

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Speaker 1: would not? And I told you I like I put

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Speaker 1: toilet paper down on the toilet seat at my parents house.

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Speaker 1: So it's like, oh my god, really old saggy asses

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Speaker 1: with drippy stuff. I don't know. There's always stuffed crusted

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Speaker 1: on the seat. How much did you pay for the

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Speaker 1: toilet seat? Thirty two dollars? You overpaid, first of all, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't not for the soft closed

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Speaker 1: one closest depot come on. Okay, so you know it

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Speaker 1: is kind of a gray area, you know, if you

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Speaker 1: would get used to well, no, his parents house, it's great. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's beige from the eighties. That's how how many acids?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Soft? Do you guys remember the soft? And

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Speaker 1: then when you get up and get stuck to it?

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Speaker 1: That is the worst. When my parents first bought their

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Speaker 1: new house, it had those soft toilet seats. They couldn't

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Speaker 1: change about fast enough. It was disgusting. Why did you

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Speaker 1: buy that? No? No, no no soft the one that closes gently. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think. Did you guys have old relatives when

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Speaker 1: you're growing up that had clear plastic loose sight that

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Speaker 1: had things in it like coins and fish like things

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Speaker 1: in the seat in the toilet seat. Yeah, like it

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Speaker 1: was clear plastic, but there was in the mold of

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Speaker 1: it was coins or different seashells. Actually kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: I like that. Now, crap on to my grandma's and

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Speaker 1: I chiseled the coins out of course, you go. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: the person that purchases Scottie's used toilet seed godspeed should

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Speaker 1: have said aaved it and in some way auctioned it

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Speaker 1: off on the only fans page that You're never sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's true, some weirdo. What about your poop seat? He

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Speaker 1: can't hear us, and I have something he can't You

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Speaker 1: can't Okay, here he confessed something on the Brooklyn Boys

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Speaker 1: podcast yesterday. If we make eye contact, okay, his headphones

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Speaker 1: are back on, so he told me. If you listened

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Speaker 1: to on episode to the Brooken Boys podcast, which goes

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Speaker 1: up live tomorrow, you'll get more details. But the short

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Speaker 1: version of the story is during sex with a girl

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Speaker 1: years before his current curl. He hate the story. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the woman had a big dog, like a like a slobbery,

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Speaker 1: like a St. Bernard kind of dog. And apparently in

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Speaker 1: the position he was in the dog with his butt

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Speaker 1: ah dream Yeah, and not just his but the dog

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Speaker 1: got in there, okay, And and he said, that's another

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Speaker 1: reason why I'll never have a dog. Wait, if the

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Speaker 1: dog got in there, you have to allow it. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. I asked him, what were you

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Speaker 1: doing that allowed for access? He was, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just know the dog got access, kissed his cousin

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Speaker 1: and made out with it. So then I said, did

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Speaker 1: you any point You must have kissed this woman? Right,

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Speaker 1: you know the dog has done that before, and you've

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Speaker 1: kissed this woman who's you know who has kissed that dog,

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Speaker 1: and you know she's been with other man. So you

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Speaker 1: basically kissed some other guy's ass. So that's right, scary, right.

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Speaker 1: He can't say that. No one can see him. Let's

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Speaker 1: wrap it up. He has no idea what we just

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Speaker 1: talked about him like this for the last two minutes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but hear him tell the story episode as we end this,

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Speaker 1: let's scary. Finished, he's finished prerecorded thing. He just say bye,

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Speaker 1: We're done the whole thing. Yes, I've been in headphones

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Speaker 1: the whole time. I didn't haven't heard a word of this.

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Speaker 1: And we finished, and he split to know what I

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Speaker 1: want to hear? I just I just was going to

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Speaker 1: impart my opinion. But a dog was in your grass.

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Speaker 1: I named the dog rim tintin perfect. You didn't talk

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Speaker 1: about that dad, You know, the fifteen minute Morning Show