WEBVTT - Best Bits (Just The Bits) with Morgan: PART 2 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:05.200 It's the Best Bits of the week with Morgan number two. 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:09.680 What's up, y'all? Happy weekend. I'm excited to be hanging 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.640 out with y'all for another fabulous Saturday, Sunday, Monday. You know, 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:14.840 whenever you're listening to this, this is one of my 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:18.040 favorite parts of the weekend, besides, of course, hanging out 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.240 with my dog and my foster cat. That's also pretty 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:22.640 cool too. But I want you guys to be sure 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.040 to check out Best Bits Part one. This weekend, I 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.639 brought on Abby. We talked about some fun things. We 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.960 didn't have parent confessions, but we made our own confessions, 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:35.120 and we talked about some animals stories and some life updates. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:36.839 So I just hope you go over and check that 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:39.120 out because it's my really favorite part of getting to 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.479 do this podcast is catching up with my fellow co workers. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:45.000 Because contrary to popular belief, we don't spend all day 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:46.879 talking to each other and catching up. You guys get 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.680 to hear most of what we talk about when it 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.400 happens live over the air on The Bobby Bone Show. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:55.440 So besides me rambling, it's time we just dive right 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:57.920 into the best segments of this week. We did some 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.840 fun random questions around the room this week, and not 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.640 just you know, what's your favorite calor? No, we did 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:05.959 what dead artists do you want to see perform live? 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:09.240 We also talked about the snack we want automatically restocked 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.360 anytime we finish it, and we debated if when you're 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.600 in a grocery store parking lot and you see a 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:17.480 stop sign, do you have to stop? Yeah, it was 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.520 a debate believe it or not? Number seven right accused 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.280 for the room. Here's my question to all of you, 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:28.720 what dead artist would you like to see perform now? Easy? 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:32.839 It can be anybody. They have to be dead, Amy Elvis. Why? 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:36.200 Because it just seemed so crazy to look back at everything, 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:38.880 and I hear my mom talk about how wild it was, 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.960 so I just want to experience it. Lunchbox. Um, let's see. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:47.000 I guess the Beatles any reason. Everybody say they're like 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:48.840 one of the best bands of all time. And I 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.720 went and saw one of the guys and I fell asleep. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.560 But who would you like to see? Everybody that's dead? Oh? 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.200 Tupac Okay, the personal thing now and now that I 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.320 think about it, Tupac Eddie, Oh Miss Presley, dude, but 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:04.200 but I'm fat Elvis in the Jewels, the jumps making 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.880 out Elvis. Yeah, I want to see that. I'll sweaty 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:10.079 and everything. I want the young one young You guys 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.480 want two different people, Morgan. I would love to see 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:15.760 Michael Jackson. I'm a big fan of pop music, and 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.160 it'd be really cool to see like where that actually started. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.440 I would like to see Andy Kaufman. So mine's not 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.120 a musical artist, but I like to go to a 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.160 club and watch him perform. He's not a comedian and 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.280 he gets lumped into comedians. He's more of a performance artist. 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.200 But he did comedy type stuff, thank you very much, 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:33.120 Thank God very much, played lock on Taxi. But I 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.679 would go Andy Kaufman as far as somebody did that, 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.760 I think would be cool to watch. All right, question, Amy, 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.160 what do you got if you could pick up a 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:42.240 new skill, like in an instant, what would it be? 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.880 Might be playing piano. And I didn't know your question 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.000 until right then. I wasn't like giving the heads up 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.799 quickly though. It's play gonna be a superpower that fly. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.600 It's no skill, okay, piano, I can't fly. It's gonna 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.800 be playing piano, And I would do it right now, 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:01.360 and that would be awesome. Lunchbox star trading day trader, 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.520 make that money, make that money. It's all about that. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.600 It's a risky job, yeah, but it's also high reward. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.320 You've ever really seen Wolf of Wall Street. They make millions. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.720 I've seen it, and I would love it turn out 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.880 that great. I've seen it. I would love to make 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.000 millions of dollars in the stock market. It's good, Eddie. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:19.120 I want to be better at math. Like when the 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.960 check comes, I always give my wife the check so 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.040 she can figure out the tip. I want to be 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.840 able to do that world, because it takes me a while. Man, 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.320 the figuring out the tip probably five minute. The check 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.880 is twenty eight dollars, here we go. Just listen to 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:34.320 me here. If the check is twenty eight dollars, ten percent, 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.720 is gonna be two dollars and eighty cents m I 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:40.480 would have done eight h It just sounds right to me. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.640 Twenty eight. Just give me a no, no, But that's 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.000 what I'm saying here. If it's twenty eight dollars, ten 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:47.880 percents going to be two dollars and eighty cents, Yeah, 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.240 And then you can either you can double it to 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.800 do twenty percent, or you can go like, I don't 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:56.400 know how many guests and do four bucks. So let's 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.240 do another one forty four dollars. That Chad has forty 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.680 four dollars. How much is four bucks? It would be 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.280 four dollars and forty cents. Oh, I was close, though, No, 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.680 but don't do close. Don't just don't number out there like, 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:08.680 no, no no, no, you understand. I can't do the math, 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:10.720 but you can't. There's no math to do. It's just 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:12.240 moving a decimal point. And Eddie, what are you saying 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:13.840 is four dollars and forty cents would be ten percent, 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.600 It wouldn't be the whole check, and then you double 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.200 that to make it. You're moving a decimal point eighty. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.599 So if this hurts my head one more time, just 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:23.680 just focus. The check is fifty six dollars, got it? 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.920 What's ten percent of fifty six dollars? Six bucks? Five 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.400 dollars and sixty cents. You're not trying. I got close, though. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:31.839 What if this is your son doing this to you, 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.480 you would be irritated. Was giving money away? Dude? Like, 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.000 then you got a double that six bucks twenty If 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:38.479 I get it wrong. I always do that, like, you 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.320 know what, they deserved a better tip. But you might 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:44.159 be low. That's true. I could be Morgan. What's your skill? 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:46.920 You mentioned flying, but like I would want to learn 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.320 to fly a plane so I could like travel and 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.920 go all over the place. You know. That's get your 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:56.600 own plane. They need be math and you need stock 0:04:56.640 --> 0:05:00.640 trading the piano. Okay, next question lunch while. So I 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.320 was in the grocery store parking lot the other day 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:03.919 with my wife and there's a stop sign and I 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.120 stop and then I drive and she goes. You know 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.880 the stop signs in parking lots are optional, right, And 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.320 I was like, no, So I want to know. Are 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.920 stop signs in parking lots optional no, that you have 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:18.560 to stop at them. I've got a friend that was 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.839 hit in the parking lot and didn't turn out well. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.800 But she was hit on foot by a car, right, yeah, 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.280 she was walking. But I mean, I feel like the 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.760 stop signs they're either for pedestrians or other cars optional. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.280 You can't make a law out of a private property. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:36.279 That's the actual answer. Stop it legally, yeah, man, However, Morgan, 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.680 I feel like it's not optional if it's a stop 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.400 sign you stop. Okay, it's not optional for a rational 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:45.560 human being, but legally it's optional because there was no 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.280 cars and she goes. You know, there's no cars, you 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:48.880 don't have to stop. I put a stop sign in 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.760 on my driveway. It's the same thing. What am I 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:54.680 going to do? Walk out in citizens, arrestue and notice 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:56.360 those stop signs in the parking lots. They're a lot 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.240 smaller than the real ones. They're not well, I thought, 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:02.839 because you know, space traffic control signs on private property 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:06.240 cannot be enforced by police. Boom. The only time they 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:10.960 can is a handicap space or a fire lane. Those. Wow, 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:13.960 if you're parked in those, the cops will come and 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.400 make sure. Because it's a lot of the places have 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.120 to have handicap spots and have to have fire lanes. Obviously, 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.279 speed limit, but I don't make it. Option'll stop at 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:23.039 the stop sign or somebody get hurt. Yeah, just stop. Yes, Eddie, 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:24.960 your question for the room, Would you rather read the 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:29.320 book or watch the movie? Would I rather? Yes? The question, 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.960 but like there's the same story. It's a book form 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:34.920 or a movie form, but it's just the time given 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:37.640 to it. I'm gonna go book I knew you'd say that, 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:41.280 but it's close. Like if I want to get the 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:44.440 whole quick picture the movie, but if it's a really 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.320 good book, nothing can beat it. It's just hard to find. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:50.799 No movie ever beat a good book. It's tough because 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.599 a good book is more thorough. Yeah, and there's a 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.080 reason why you read a book that's so good and 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:56.680 you're inspired to go watch the movie or you're like, 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.960 I got it's never as good as the book because 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.279 it doesn't have as my time to actually be as good. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.080 It's not that the movie's not awesome, it's just no 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.040 way possible that the movie can be as good as 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.080 a book because you spend a week, two weeks, three 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.840 weeks with the book. Yeah, and every little detail can 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.720 be put into the book, So it's it just isn't 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:16.040 a fair comparison. But I would go book unless Kiano's 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:20.800 in it. Younger mean probably would have said movie, but 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.800 older me, I want the book, and then I just 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.280 want the time as a mom to be on a 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:31.360 hammock away for my kids. Reading. The reading part was secondary, 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:37.160 though well, I would read, I don't want to read movie. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.840 You could have done in one sitting, maybe two Morgan. Yeah, 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:41.920 definitely a movie. I love watching a good one. All right, 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.640 final question, Morgan, all right, if you could have any 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:50.640 snack restocked automatically and your pantry or your fridge every 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.560 single time after you finished it, what would it be? 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:56.400 Oh man, it's your chips. So then therefore in my 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.680 fridge you'd have to read stock the salsa. But these 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.880 aren't empty calorie snack, right, meaning if we if I 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:03.360 picked chocolate balls, I gotta stuffer the consequences. Right, No, 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:05.640 there's no consequences. It's just you know, dream world. You 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.360 can restock it and no consequence's a whole different. Come on, 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:13.720 let her Rollos. Really, Rollo's the perfect candy. It's chocolate, 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:17.560 it's caramel. He bites eyes, the paper sucks, a little fuzzies, 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:21.120 a little rolls and rollos. If you go Rolos and 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:24.320 kit Kats, you can't miss on Halloween. Kit Cats saved you. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:27.280 Rollos result to be like, is this the time? Rolos 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.120 is like, Grandpa can't even find Rollos anywhere. I don't 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.319 buy rollos, but it's the perfect candy. No, I don't 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.000 eat a lot of candy, but I would go Rolos. 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:36.840 I'd have a little dispenser that comes up, and they 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:40.840 would already be taken out of the rapper's good foil wrapper. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.440 If you ever get rolos in a bag at like 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.120 the gas station, oh you just reach in them all 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:50.920 on your mouth, rollos lunchbox, I'd say, I mean trail mix. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.719 I eat so much trail you guys stop, take back 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:58.120 everything you said about me mix. You guys don't eat 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.400 a lot of trail mix, like peanuts and all almonds 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.080 and like Eminem's and I don't really trail mix it 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.840 up now sometimes, Oh dude, you guys are missing out. Yeah, 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:14.679 Oval Team. Maybe I'm gonna go with Rocky Road ice cream, 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:20.840 just unlimited keeping. You're no, because it had been different, 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:24.080 I would have said sliced mango like the dried mango, 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:28.960 but I didn't know consequences. Rollos, let's go. It would 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.920 be shredded cheese. I love eating shredded cheese by the bag, 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.280 not like you know, cube cheese. It is shredded cheese. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.120 Take out of the bag. This is the best best 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:43.200 way to eat it. Sometimes clogs, Yes, all right, that's 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:47.800 cues for the rooms. It's the best bits of the 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:52.040 week with Morgan Number two. Amy gets a lot of 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:55.240 flak from people on the show for doing all kinds 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.880 of things, and this week it even kind of further 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:02.120 escalated when Bobby and Eddie both claimed they pulled an Amy, 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.000 which could mean good things, but let's be honest in 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.040 this instance, I don't think that's what happened. They pulled 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.480 amis and they wanted to share what happened in their 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:14.240 lives that related to maybe something Amy has done before. 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.200 Number six, Someone on the show said, Oh, I pulled 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:19.920 an Amy. What would you think that meant? I guess 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:23.160 it depends. I mean, it could mean so many different things, 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.480 so I don't I don't know if I'm offended yet. Yeah, 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.440 but what would you think it meant? What's your first reaction? 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.720 But it means blank, I went to therapy. That could 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.640 be one. I pulled an Amy. I spent time investing 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:39.840 in my mental health. Yeah that's not it. I adopted kids. Yeah, 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.840 I did something very selfless and adopted a couple of children. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:47.960 Yeah that's right. I'm like, I don't know. It could 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:52.000 be that I had a little teen tiny fender with 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.960 a non moving object. We're getting closer, Okay, but that's 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:58.559 not it either. I ran into a doorway and hurt 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:02.680 myself so clumsy because peripheral vision is she bops into boot. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:06.800 Oh man, that doorways always been the ram. So Eddie's 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.240 the one who said, oh, I pulled the namy? What 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.079 has pulled the namy? Mean to you, Eddie? Before you 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.400 say exactly what you did, I mean it's something where 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.720 like no offense Amy, But I feel like anytime Anya 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:17.199 is no offense, you're about to be offended. For the 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.360 rector ahead, I feel like, you know, Amy lives in 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:21.800 a spacey kind of world where she's thinking of ten 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.400 different things while she's doing something that she should probably 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.079 be paying attention to. That would be called the ADHD. 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:28.599 But yeah, would you be fair it would it be 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:31.439 fair to say that I've started to embrace that as 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.640 my superpower? Yeah, well, good for you. Nothing more super 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.559 than that. Go ahead. Well I've just been spacey lately too, 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.200 you know. And I went to the grocery store and 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.160 I walked out. He's gonna get in my car. I 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.080 only picked up a few things. I only had one bag. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:47.400 See my car, I pull the handle, put the grocery 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.960 bag and the passenger seat. I get ready to get in. 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:52.360 I'm just like this seat feels weird, like it's close. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:55.000 My knees can't even like get to the steering wheel, 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.160 my hands bizarre. And then I look over and there's 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:58.960 a random cup in the cup holder, and like that's 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.880 not my cup. I look around. I'm in the wrong jeep. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:05.080 Oh no, I and how I look around real quickly? 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.560 Did anyone see that? No? I got my grocery back, 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.680 got out of the car, finally found my jeep and 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.480 got out of Dodge quick And then I thought to myself, dang, 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:15.319 I pulled the namey. Yeah, it's definitely happen to me twice. See, 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:19.040 that's what I'm saying. So because be offended. No, No, 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:20.760 I'm not offended by that at all. It happens to 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:24.199 people you're telling is angry, No, I think at all. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.280 I think that. Yes, if you're distracted, you're thinking about 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.040 something else, you're talking on the phone, do whatever. The 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:33.760 car looks like yours. It's unlocked, Yeah, which I didn't 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:35.760 think twice? Why would I leave my car on? Well? Yeah, no, 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.320 well for me, because I right when I put my 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.800 hand on the door, I guess it unlocks. So I 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.800 don't know. For whatever reason I've been able to access 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:46.160 two different cars in my life. And I'm set, sat down, 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:48.760 and one of them I realized, like, oh, I didn't 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:53.240 drink a coke, so yeah. The other one was when 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.120 you let your car running the whole time you went 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:57.199 in for like a whole two yeah, the whole two 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.280 three hour appointment. She came out in her car was running. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:04.480 She's like, huh, somebody in there. We overgot to press 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.920 the part forgot to turn the car. So I pulled 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.600 an amy those years ago, though not not not a 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.960 car thing, but my wife and I last night we 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.560 had to go drop something off at a friend's house. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.360 And we pull up to the house and we see 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.320 the wife who were friends with and she says, just 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:23.240 staring out the window. It's dark in the living room, 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.240 staring out the window a mean mugginess, like arms crossed, 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:28.320 and I'm like, why is she staring at us like that? 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:30.280 Can'len's like, I don't know, maybe she's playing a joke 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.920 or something like, and she's she's eyeball on us hard. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.319 I'm like, all right, so I got this gift whatever 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.160 I grabbed out of the back. We started walking towards 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:41.199 the front door and her husband walks up behind her 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.559 and I said, I don't look like her husband, and 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.679 he goes worth the wrong house. Can't Lee's worth the 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.640 wrong house, Worth the wrong house, Worth the wrong house. No, 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.240 they're coming about to come out the front door. It's 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.280 nine o'clock at night, it's dark. We're in their front 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.400 yard and were just grand opening grand clothes and we 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:56.920 jumped back in the car and get out of there. 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:59.960 They didn't know what was happening. Two houses of downwards 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.680 house very similar. Felt like I pulled on paying attention, 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.480 just pulled right in. Okay, got going to be clear. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.280 I've never done that. Yeah, but it's just you know, 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.600 something paid attention. Yeah. Yeah, if you're thinking about the things, Yeah, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.360 you see something somewhat similar and you're just like, I 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:14.400 bet that's it, and you just go do it. Then 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.280 you realize that anything it like Amy ever driven somewhere, 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:20.040 and then realize you don't even know how you got there. Yeah, 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:23.240 but that happens to everybody. I do that. That's crazy. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.160 You're like, how did I get here? I don't remember anything, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.880 not stop signs, no red lights and nothing. Yeah, I 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.440 don't remember. Stay on my side of the road. I 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:35.000 remember falling traffic law. I don't remember anything. Yeah, especially 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:36.480 on our way to work, because it's like, you know, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.120 we just we do it every single day. Oh yeah, Ray, 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.200 have you ever pulled an Amy, at least recently. Yeah. 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.040 I was at the airport and they had a Panera 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.120 bread right next to my gate, and I thought, how 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.560 convenient I can just order and then the little board 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.520 will tell me when it's ready. So I order in 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:52.040 the board. I mean it's fifteen people deep, so I go, 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.880 you know what, there's no seats here. I'm just gonna 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.640 go chill at my gate. So ten minutes passes, twenty 0:14:56.640 --> 0:15:00.120 minutes passes. Then my gate comes on and they say, hey, 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.200 if you're going to Nashville, time to board the plane. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.520 So I board the plane, get on the plane. As 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.840 the plane's taken off, I think, man, I'm hungry, but 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.920 he paid for it, and I pulled a namy. How 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.440 do you feel about that one? I have not ever 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.720 done that. It's not about you doing it specifically, it's 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:21.600 more of like on brand with that. Now I pulled. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.040 I thought you was gonna say he heard of the 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.520 loudspeaker or the the gate change, you know, like he's 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.760 sitting there at that gate forever and then he hears 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:32.120 of a loudspeaker his name like Ray, We're waiting for Ray, 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.400 and then he realizes he's at the wrong gate. I've 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.720 done that. Yeah, yeah, I pulled a namy last week. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.760 I went to therapy invest in my mental health. Good. See, 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.800 oh that's good. He's a good pull the namy. I 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:46.080 adopted two kids. There you go. Oh yeah, let's go 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:57.360 all right? Ray pulled? Oh wait, wait what did okay? Okay? 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:01.240 Too soon? Right? Because he didn't and that's not too 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.360 sobody didn't. He's just trying to fit in. Yeah, he's 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:08.120 trying to find a joke. It's the best bits of 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:12.960 the week with Morgan. Number two. Amy's on fire with 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.000 sharing some segments lately. She talked about her dog Kara, 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:19.880 who got into something she totally should not have and 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:23.280 a lot of people can relate because I posted this question, 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.280 you know what crazy thing is your dog getting into 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.080 that they shouldn't have on our Facebook page and man, 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.480 did y'all have some wild stories. So after you listen 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.080 to this bit, go ahead of over to our Facebook 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:35.360 page at Bobby Bone Show and look at all these 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.920 responses and maybe just maybe somebody has a similar story 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:40.760 to you. But I'm telling you there's some of these 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.360 that are so off the cuff you're gonna be like, wait, 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:47.040 that happened? Number five? We need to call to the 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:48.400 next segment if you have something you want to say 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.320 about it, because Amy's dog ate well, stuff that the 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.480 dog shouldn't have eaten. If you have something crazy your 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:57.440 dog eate, let us know eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:01.200 the dog can't die in your story, though it has 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:03.200 to be a happy ending or a funny ending. You 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.320 can't send a dog eate this and he died, Okay. 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.960 I don't want those stories. Amy, what's your dog eat? Okay? 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.679 So let me think if I can remember everything. My 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:15.040 cousin had a pillbox because she was traveling, you know, Monday, 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:19.080 and my dog got into Every single day she cracked open, 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:22.600 but luckily some days were already taken. But I think 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:27.280 what was left was like six melatonin, a sleeping pill 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:32.560 um of some vitamin C, tumeric, and I don't know 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:34.920 something else. Your dog eat all that? Yes? And then 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.959 what happened to the dog? Well, we were monitoring her, obviously, 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.880 and she was starting to breathe heavily. So I was like, okay, 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:43.199 and normally I let her sleep and like my cat mean, 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.159 I was at me randomly yea, and all the ranimals 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.680 are eating pills. Well, this is what made my dog 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.640 crazy though, is because she's on some pills Predna zone, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:53.879 which is a steroid. The vet just gave it to 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:59.320 her recently, and it's making her tear into everything she's eating. 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:05.639 She would never break into someone's pillbox, but the PRENDS zone, Yeah, yeah, 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:08.719 she would never because she had to climb up onto 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.720 the bathroom counter get the pill box. And this is 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:14.560 so abnormal. She ate Morgan got me these cakes for 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:17.600 my birthday. She ate them all. It sounds like you're 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.600 not feeding your animals, that's what I hear. Oh wow, 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:24.000 she's like. And my kids they're always like mom, they're 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:25.880 yelling at me and they're like food and I don't 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:29.359 get it. No, my dog is sometimes a little wild, 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.199 but this is out of control, but it's because of 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:34.760 the steroids. So anyway, now okay, Now, well, she normally 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.560 sleeps with my son. But I was like, well, either 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.239 we're gonna have to go to an ear or like 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.600 a dog yar or I'm just gonna monitor her all 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:43.760 night and she can't sleep with you tonight, sorry, buddy. 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:45.800 And so I did and monitor all night. Well, I 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:49.119 mean I had her with me. I mean I slept, 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:53.080 got it, no, But I had her with me, and 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:54.840 I just keep it in the ear. Well, if she 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:56.800 got up to vomit or do anything weird, I would know, 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:58.600 or if she needed something, she would you know, be 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.160 panting and I would wake up. But I think we're 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.560 in the clear. But it was it was scary for 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:06.199 a second thinking she had just ingested all of that. 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:08.240 You guys can call us if your animal ate something 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:12.920 that's hilarious or just crazy. I don't want nobody can 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:14.960 have a dog that dies in this Okay, I can't 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:19.119 take that today. Call us eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:25.040 The other things I forgot two probiotics. Oh got good. 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:28.680