Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? Happy weekend. I'm excited to be hanging
Speaker 1: out with y'all for another fabulous Saturday, Sunday, Monday. You know,
Speaker 1: whenever you're listening to this, this is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite parts of the weekend, besides, of course, hanging out
Speaker 1: with my dog and my foster cat. That's also pretty
Speaker 1: cool too. But I want you guys to be sure
Speaker 1: to check out Best Bits Part one. This weekend, I
Speaker 1: brought on Abby. We talked about some fun things. We
Speaker 1: didn't have parent confessions, but we made our own confessions,
Speaker 1: and we talked about some animals stories and some life updates.
Speaker 1: So I just hope you go over and check that
Speaker 1: out because it's my really favorite part of getting to
Speaker 1: do this podcast is catching up with my fellow co workers.
Speaker 1: Because contrary to popular belief, we don't spend all day
Speaker 1: talking to each other and catching up. You guys get
Speaker 1: to hear most of what we talk about when it
Speaker 1: happens live over the air on The Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1: So besides me rambling, it's time we just dive right
Speaker 1: into the best segments of this week. We did some
Speaker 1: fun random questions around the room this week, and not
Speaker 1: just you know, what's your favorite calor? No, we did
Speaker 1: what dead artists do you want to see perform live?
Speaker 1: We also talked about the snack we want automatically restocked
Speaker 1: anytime we finish it, and we debated if when you're
Speaker 1: in a grocery store parking lot and you see a
Speaker 1: stop sign, do you have to stop? Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a debate believe it or not? Number seven right accused
Speaker 1: for the room. Here's my question to all of you,
Speaker 1: what dead artist would you like to see perform now? Easy?
Speaker 1: It can be anybody. They have to be dead, Amy Elvis. Why?
Speaker 1: Because it just seemed so crazy to look back at everything,
Speaker 1: and I hear my mom talk about how wild it was,
Speaker 1: so I just want to experience it. Lunchbox. Um, let's see.
Speaker 1: I guess the Beatles any reason. Everybody say they're like
Speaker 1: one of the best bands of all time. And I
Speaker 1: went and saw one of the guys and I fell asleep.
Speaker 1: But who would you like to see? Everybody that's dead? Oh?
Speaker 1: Tupac Okay, the personal thing now and now that I
Speaker 1: think about it, Tupac Eddie, Oh Miss Presley, dude, but
Speaker 1: but I'm fat Elvis in the Jewels, the jumps making
Speaker 1: out Elvis. Yeah, I want to see that. I'll sweaty
Speaker 1: and everything. I want the young one young You guys
Speaker 1: want two different people, Morgan. I would love to see
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. I'm a big fan of pop music, and
Speaker 1: it'd be really cool to see like where that actually started.
Speaker 1: I would like to see Andy Kaufman. So mine's not
Speaker 1: a musical artist, but I like to go to a
Speaker 1: club and watch him perform. He's not a comedian and
Speaker 1: he gets lumped into comedians. He's more of a performance artist.
Speaker 1: But he did comedy type stuff, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: Thank God very much, played lock on Taxi. But I
Speaker 1: would go Andy Kaufman as far as somebody did that,
Speaker 1: I think would be cool to watch. All right, question, Amy,
Speaker 1: what do you got if you could pick up a
Speaker 1: new skill, like in an instant, what would it be?
Speaker 1: Might be playing piano. And I didn't know your question
Speaker 1: until right then. I wasn't like giving the heads up
Speaker 1: quickly though. It's play gonna be a superpower that fly.
Speaker 1: It's no skill, okay, piano, I can't fly. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be playing piano, And I would do it right now,
Speaker 1: and that would be awesome. Lunchbox star trading day trader,
Speaker 1: make that money, make that money. It's all about that.
Speaker 1: It's a risky job, yeah, but it's also high reward.
Speaker 1: You've ever really seen Wolf of Wall Street. They make millions.
Speaker 1: I've seen it, and I would love it turn out
Speaker 1: that great. I've seen it. I would love to make
Speaker 1: millions of dollars in the stock market. It's good, Eddie.
Speaker 1: I want to be better at math. Like when the
Speaker 1: check comes, I always give my wife the check so
Speaker 1: she can figure out the tip. I want to be
Speaker 1: able to do that world, because it takes me a while. Man,
Speaker 1: the figuring out the tip probably five minute. The check
Speaker 1: is twenty eight dollars, here we go. Just listen to
Speaker 1: me here. If the check is twenty eight dollars, ten percent,
Speaker 1: is gonna be two dollars and eighty cents m I
Speaker 1: would have done eight h It just sounds right to me.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight. Just give me a no, no, But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying here. If it's twenty eight dollars, ten
Speaker 1: percents going to be two dollars and eighty cents, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then you can either you can double it to
Speaker 1: do twenty percent, or you can go like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how many guests and do four bucks. So let's
Speaker 1: do another one forty four dollars. That Chad has forty
Speaker 1: four dollars. How much is four bucks? It would be
Speaker 1: four dollars and forty cents. Oh, I was close, though, No,
Speaker 1: but don't do close. Don't just don't number out there like,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, you understand. I can't do the math,
Speaker 1: but you can't. There's no math to do. It's just
Speaker 1: moving a decimal point. And Eddie, what are you saying
Speaker 1: is four dollars and forty cents would be ten percent,
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be the whole check, and then you double
Speaker 1: that to make it. You're moving a decimal point eighty.
Speaker 1: So if this hurts my head one more time, just
Speaker 1: just focus. The check is fifty six dollars, got it?
Speaker 1: What's ten percent of fifty six dollars? Six bucks? Five
Speaker 1: dollars and sixty cents. You're not trying. I got close, though.
Speaker 1: What if this is your son doing this to you,
Speaker 1: you would be irritated. Was giving money away? Dude? Like,
Speaker 1: then you got a double that six bucks twenty If
Speaker 1: I get it wrong. I always do that, like, you
Speaker 1: know what, they deserved a better tip. But you might
Speaker 1: be low. That's true. I could be Morgan. What's your skill?
Speaker 1: You mentioned flying, but like I would want to learn
Speaker 1: to fly a plane so I could like travel and
Speaker 1: go all over the place. You know. That's get your
Speaker 1: own plane. They need be math and you need stock
Speaker 1: trading the piano. Okay, next question lunch while. So I
Speaker 1: was in the grocery store parking lot the other day
Speaker 1: with my wife and there's a stop sign and I
Speaker 1: stop and then I drive and she goes. You know
Speaker 1: the stop signs in parking lots are optional, right, And
Speaker 1: I was like, no, So I want to know. Are
Speaker 1: stop signs in parking lots optional no, that you have
Speaker 1: to stop at them. I've got a friend that was
Speaker 1: hit in the parking lot and didn't turn out well.
Speaker 1: But she was hit on foot by a car, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was walking. But I mean, I feel like the
Speaker 1: stop signs they're either for pedestrians or other cars optional.
Speaker 1: You can't make a law out of a private property.
Speaker 1: That's the actual answer. Stop it legally, yeah, man, However, Morgan,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not optional if it's a stop
Speaker 1: sign you stop. Okay, it's not optional for a rational
Speaker 1: human being, but legally it's optional because there was no
Speaker 1: cars and she goes. You know, there's no cars, you
Speaker 1: don't have to stop. I put a stop sign in
Speaker 1: on my driveway. It's the same thing. What am I
Speaker 1: going to do? Walk out in citizens, arrestue and notice
Speaker 1: those stop signs in the parking lots. They're a lot
Speaker 1: smaller than the real ones. They're not well, I thought,
Speaker 1: because you know, space traffic control signs on private property
Speaker 1: cannot be enforced by police. Boom. The only time they
Speaker 1: can is a handicap space or a fire lane. Those. Wow,
Speaker 1: if you're parked in those, the cops will come and
Speaker 1: make sure. Because it's a lot of the places have
Speaker 1: to have handicap spots and have to have fire lanes. Obviously,
Speaker 1: speed limit, but I don't make it. Option'll stop at
Speaker 1: the stop sign or somebody get hurt. Yeah, just stop. Yes, Eddie,
Speaker 1: your question for the room, Would you rather read the
Speaker 1: book or watch the movie? Would I rather? Yes? The question,
Speaker 1: but like there's the same story. It's a book form
Speaker 1: or a movie form, but it's just the time given
Speaker 1: to it. I'm gonna go book I knew you'd say that,
Speaker 1: but it's close. Like if I want to get the
Speaker 1: whole quick picture the movie, but if it's a really
Speaker 1: good book, nothing can beat it. It's just hard to find.
Speaker 1: No movie ever beat a good book. It's tough because
Speaker 1: a good book is more thorough. Yeah, and there's a
Speaker 1: reason why you read a book that's so good and
Speaker 1: you're inspired to go watch the movie or you're like,
Speaker 1: I got it's never as good as the book because
Speaker 1: it doesn't have as my time to actually be as good.
Speaker 1: It's not that the movie's not awesome, it's just no
Speaker 1: way possible that the movie can be as good as
Speaker 1: a book because you spend a week, two weeks, three
Speaker 1: weeks with the book. Yeah, and every little detail can
Speaker 1: be put into the book, So it's it just isn't
Speaker 1: a fair comparison. But I would go book unless Kiano's
Speaker 1: in it. Younger mean probably would have said movie, but
Speaker 1: older me, I want the book, and then I just
Speaker 1: want the time as a mom to be on a
Speaker 1: hammock away for my kids. Reading. The reading part was secondary,
Speaker 1: though well, I would read, I don't want to read movie.
Speaker 1: You could have done in one sitting, maybe two Morgan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely a movie. I love watching a good one. All right,
Speaker 1: final question, Morgan, all right, if you could have any
Speaker 1: snack restocked automatically and your pantry or your fridge every
Speaker 1: single time after you finished it, what would it be?
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's your chips. So then therefore in my
Speaker 1: fridge you'd have to read stock the salsa. But these
Speaker 1: aren't empty calorie snack, right, meaning if we if I
Speaker 1: picked chocolate balls, I gotta stuffer the consequences. Right, No,
Speaker 1: there's no consequences. It's just you know, dream world. You
Speaker 1: can restock it and no consequence's a whole different. Come on,
Speaker 1: let her Rollos. Really, Rollo's the perfect candy. It's chocolate,
Speaker 1: it's caramel. He bites eyes, the paper sucks, a little fuzzies,
Speaker 1: a little rolls and rollos. If you go Rolos and
Speaker 1: kit Kats, you can't miss on Halloween. Kit Cats saved you.
Speaker 1: Rollos result to be like, is this the time? Rolos
Speaker 1: is like, Grandpa can't even find Rollos anywhere. I don't
Speaker 1: buy rollos, but it's the perfect candy. No, I don't
Speaker 1: eat a lot of candy, but I would go Rolos.
Speaker 1: I'd have a little dispenser that comes up, and they
Speaker 1: would already be taken out of the rapper's good foil wrapper.
Speaker 1: If you ever get rolos in a bag at like
Speaker 1: the gas station, oh you just reach in them all
Speaker 1: on your mouth, rollos lunchbox, I'd say, I mean trail mix.
Speaker 1: I eat so much trail you guys stop, take back
Speaker 1: everything you said about me mix. You guys don't eat
Speaker 1: a lot of trail mix, like peanuts and all almonds
Speaker 1: and like Eminem's and I don't really trail mix it
Speaker 1: up now sometimes, Oh dude, you guys are missing out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oval Team. Maybe I'm gonna go with Rocky Road ice cream,
Speaker 1: just unlimited keeping. You're no, because it had been different,
Speaker 1: I would have said sliced mango like the dried mango,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know consequences. Rollos, let's go. It would
Speaker 1: be shredded cheese. I love eating shredded cheese by the bag,
Speaker 1: not like you know, cube cheese. It is shredded cheese.
Speaker 1: Take out of the bag. This is the best best
Speaker 1: way to eat it. Sometimes clogs, Yes, all right, that's
Speaker 1: cues for the rooms. It's the best bits of the
Speaker 1: week with Morgan Number two. Amy gets a lot of
Speaker 1: flak from people on the show for doing all kinds
Speaker 1: of things, and this week it even kind of further
Speaker 1: escalated when Bobby and Eddie both claimed they pulled an Amy,
Speaker 1: which could mean good things, but let's be honest in
Speaker 1: this instance, I don't think that's what happened. They pulled
Speaker 1: amis and they wanted to share what happened in their
Speaker 1: lives that related to maybe something Amy has done before.
Speaker 1: Number six, Someone on the show said, Oh, I pulled
Speaker 1: an Amy. What would you think that meant? I guess
Speaker 1: it depends. I mean, it could mean so many different things,
Speaker 1: so I don't I don't know if I'm offended yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what would you think it meant? What's your first reaction?
Speaker 1: But it means blank, I went to therapy. That could
Speaker 1: be one. I pulled an Amy. I spent time investing
Speaker 1: in my mental health. Yeah that's not it. I adopted kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did something very selfless and adopted a couple of children.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. I'm like, I don't know. It could
Speaker 1: be that I had a little teen tiny fender with
Speaker 1: a non moving object. We're getting closer, Okay, but that's
Speaker 1: not it either. I ran into a doorway and hurt
Speaker 1: myself so clumsy because peripheral vision is she bops into boot.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that doorways always been the ram. So Eddie's
Speaker 1: the one who said, oh, I pulled the namy? What
Speaker 1: has pulled the namy? Mean to you, Eddie? Before you
Speaker 1: say exactly what you did, I mean it's something where
Speaker 1: like no offense Amy, But I feel like anytime Anya
Speaker 1: is no offense, you're about to be offended. For the
Speaker 1: rector ahead, I feel like, you know, Amy lives in
Speaker 1: a spacey kind of world where she's thinking of ten
Speaker 1: different things while she's doing something that she should probably
Speaker 1: be paying attention to. That would be called the ADHD.
Speaker 1: But yeah, would you be fair it would it be
Speaker 1: fair to say that I've started to embrace that as
Speaker 1: my superpower? Yeah, well, good for you. Nothing more super
Speaker 1: than that. Go ahead. Well I've just been spacey lately too,
Speaker 1: you know. And I went to the grocery store and
Speaker 1: I walked out. He's gonna get in my car. I
Speaker 1: only picked up a few things. I only had one bag.
Speaker 1: See my car, I pull the handle, put the grocery
Speaker 1: bag and the passenger seat. I get ready to get in.
Speaker 1: I'm just like this seat feels weird, like it's close.
Speaker 1: My knees can't even like get to the steering wheel,
Speaker 1: my hands bizarre. And then I look over and there's
Speaker 1: a random cup in the cup holder, and like that's
Speaker 1: not my cup. I look around. I'm in the wrong jeep.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I and how I look around real quickly?
Speaker 1: Did anyone see that? No? I got my grocery back,
Speaker 1: got out of the car, finally found my jeep and
Speaker 1: got out of Dodge quick And then I thought to myself, dang,
Speaker 1: I pulled the namey. Yeah, it's definitely happen to me twice. See,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. So because be offended. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not offended by that at all. It happens to
Speaker 1: people you're telling is angry, No, I think at all.
Speaker 1: I think that. Yes, if you're distracted, you're thinking about
Speaker 1: something else, you're talking on the phone, do whatever. The
Speaker 1: car looks like yours. It's unlocked, Yeah, which I didn't
Speaker 1: think twice? Why would I leave my car on? Well? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: well for me, because I right when I put my
Speaker 1: hand on the door, I guess it unlocks. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. For whatever reason I've been able to access
Speaker 1: two different cars in my life. And I'm set, sat down,
Speaker 1: and one of them I realized, like, oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: drink a coke, so yeah. The other one was when
Speaker 1: you let your car running the whole time you went
Speaker 1: in for like a whole two yeah, the whole two
Speaker 1: three hour appointment. She came out in her car was running.
Speaker 1: She's like, huh, somebody in there. We overgot to press
Speaker 1: the part forgot to turn the car. So I pulled
Speaker 1: an amy those years ago, though not not not a
Speaker 1: car thing, but my wife and I last night we
Speaker 1: had to go drop something off at a friend's house.
Speaker 1: And we pull up to the house and we see
Speaker 1: the wife who were friends with and she says, just
Speaker 1: staring out the window. It's dark in the living room,
Speaker 1: staring out the window a mean mugginess, like arms crossed,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why is she staring at us like that?
Speaker 1: Can'len's like, I don't know, maybe she's playing a joke
Speaker 1: or something like, and she's she's eyeball on us hard.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, so I got this gift whatever
Speaker 1: I grabbed out of the back. We started walking towards
Speaker 1: the front door and her husband walks up behind her
Speaker 1: and I said, I don't look like her husband, and
Speaker 1: he goes worth the wrong house. Can't Lee's worth the
Speaker 1: wrong house, Worth the wrong house, Worth the wrong house. No,
Speaker 1: they're coming about to come out the front door. It's
Speaker 1: nine o'clock at night, it's dark. We're in their front
Speaker 1: yard and were just grand opening grand clothes and we
Speaker 1: jumped back in the car and get out of there.
Speaker 1: They didn't know what was happening. Two houses of downwards
Speaker 1: house very similar. Felt like I pulled on paying attention,
Speaker 1: just pulled right in. Okay, got going to be clear.
Speaker 1: I've never done that. Yeah, but it's just you know,
Speaker 1: something paid attention. Yeah. Yeah, if you're thinking about the things, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you see something somewhat similar and you're just like, I
Speaker 1: bet that's it, and you just go do it. Then
Speaker 1: you realize that anything it like Amy ever driven somewhere,
Speaker 1: and then realize you don't even know how you got there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that happens to everybody. I do that. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: You're like, how did I get here? I don't remember anything,
Speaker 1: not stop signs, no red lights and nothing. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't remember. Stay on my side of the road. I
Speaker 1: remember falling traffic law. I don't remember anything. Yeah, especially
Speaker 1: on our way to work, because it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: we just we do it every single day. Oh yeah, Ray,
Speaker 1: have you ever pulled an Amy, at least recently. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was at the airport and they had a Panera
Speaker 1: bread right next to my gate, and I thought, how
Speaker 1: convenient I can just order and then the little board
Speaker 1: will tell me when it's ready. So I order in
Speaker 1: the board. I mean it's fifteen people deep, so I go,
Speaker 1: you know what, there's no seats here. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go chill at my gate. So ten minutes passes, twenty
Speaker 1: minutes passes. Then my gate comes on and they say, hey,
Speaker 1: if you're going to Nashville, time to board the plane.
Speaker 1: So I board the plane, get on the plane. As
Speaker 1: the plane's taken off, I think, man, I'm hungry, but
Speaker 1: he paid for it, and I pulled a namy. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about that one? I have not ever
Speaker 1: done that. It's not about you doing it specifically, it's
Speaker 1: more of like on brand with that. Now I pulled.
Speaker 1: I thought you was gonna say he heard of the
Speaker 1: loudspeaker or the the gate change, you know, like he's
Speaker 1: sitting there at that gate forever and then he hears
Speaker 1: of a loudspeaker his name like Ray, We're waiting for Ray,
Speaker 1: and then he realizes he's at the wrong gate. I've
Speaker 1: done that. Yeah, yeah, I pulled a namy last week.
Speaker 1: I went to therapy invest in my mental health. Good. See,
Speaker 1: oh that's good. He's a good pull the namy. I
Speaker 1: adopted two kids. There you go. Oh yeah, let's go
Speaker 1: all right? Ray pulled? Oh wait, wait what did okay? Okay?
Speaker 1: Too soon? Right? Because he didn't and that's not too
Speaker 1: sobody didn't. He's just trying to fit in. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: trying to find a joke. It's the best bits of
Speaker 1: the week with Morgan. Number two. Amy's on fire with
Speaker 1: sharing some segments lately. She talked about her dog Kara,
Speaker 1: who got into something she totally should not have and
Speaker 1: a lot of people can relate because I posted this question,
Speaker 1: you know what crazy thing is your dog getting into
Speaker 1: that they shouldn't have on our Facebook page and man,
Speaker 1: did y'all have some wild stories. So after you listen
Speaker 1: to this bit, go ahead of over to our Facebook
Speaker 1: page at Bobby Bone Show and look at all these
Speaker 1: responses and maybe just maybe somebody has a similar story
Speaker 1: to you. But I'm telling you there's some of these
Speaker 1: that are so off the cuff you're gonna be like, wait,
Speaker 1: that happened? Number five? We need to call to the
Speaker 1: next segment if you have something you want to say
Speaker 1: about it, because Amy's dog ate well, stuff that the
Speaker 1: dog shouldn't have eaten. If you have something crazy your
Speaker 1: dog eate, let us know eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
Speaker 1: the dog can't die in your story, though it has
Speaker 1: to be a happy ending or a funny ending. You
Speaker 1: can't send a dog eate this and he died, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't want those stories. Amy, what's your dog eat? Okay?
Speaker 1: So let me think if I can remember everything. My
Speaker 1: cousin had a pillbox because she was traveling, you know, Monday,
Speaker 1: and my dog got into Every single day she cracked open,
Speaker 1: but luckily some days were already taken. But I think
Speaker 1: what was left was like six melatonin, a sleeping pill
Speaker 1: um of some vitamin C, tumeric, and I don't know
Speaker 1: something else. Your dog eat all that? Yes? And then
Speaker 1: what happened to the dog? Well, we were monitoring her, obviously,
Speaker 1: and she was starting to breathe heavily. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: and normally I let her sleep and like my cat mean,
Speaker 1: I was at me randomly yea, and all the ranimals
Speaker 1: are eating pills. Well, this is what made my dog
Speaker 1: crazy though, is because she's on some pills Predna zone,
Speaker 1: which is a steroid. The vet just gave it to
Speaker 1: her recently, and it's making her tear into everything she's eating.
Speaker 1: She would never break into someone's pillbox, but the PRENDS zone, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she would never because she had to climb up onto
Speaker 1: the bathroom counter get the pill box. And this is
Speaker 1: so abnormal. She ate Morgan got me these cakes for
Speaker 1: my birthday. She ate them all. It sounds like you're
Speaker 1: not feeding your animals, that's what I hear. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: she's like. And my kids they're always like mom, they're
Speaker 1: yelling at me and they're like food and I don't
Speaker 1: get it. No, my dog is sometimes a little wild,
Speaker 1: but this is out of control, but it's because of
Speaker 1: the steroids. So anyway, now okay, Now, well, she normally
Speaker 1: sleeps with my son. But I was like, well, either
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go to an ear or like
Speaker 1: a dog yar or I'm just gonna monitor her all
Speaker 1: night and she can't sleep with you tonight, sorry, buddy.
Speaker 1: And so I did and monitor all night. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I had her with me. I mean I slept,
Speaker 1: got it, no, But I had her with me, and
Speaker 1: I just keep it in the ear. Well, if she
Speaker 1: got up to vomit or do anything weird, I would know,
Speaker 1: or if she needed something, she would you know, be
Speaker 1: panting and I would wake up. But I think we're
Speaker 1: in the clear. But it was it was scary for
Speaker 1: a second thinking she had just ingested all of that.
Speaker 1: You guys can call us if your animal ate something
Speaker 1: that's hilarious or just crazy. I don't want nobody can
Speaker 1: have a dog that dies in this Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: take that today. Call us eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
Speaker 1: The other things I forgot two probiotics. Oh got good.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number
Speaker 1: two listener Elvis called back into the show. You might
Speaker 1: remember he called in a few weeks ago talking about
Speaker 1: his and his wife's anniversary that they were going to
Speaker 1: go celebrate in Las Vegas and they really wanted to
Speaker 1: see Adele, but the tickets were way too expensive for
Speaker 1: them to attend. And then Caroline Brian, Luke Brian's wife,
Speaker 1: heard the segment told her her husband she wants to
Speaker 1: buy them tickets. Luke Bryan texts Bobby said, Hey, can
Speaker 1: we buy the tickets for them? And while we got listener,
Speaker 1: Elvis back on the phone to tell us what happened?
Speaker 1: Did they get the tickets? Did they see Adele? What happened?
Speaker 1: We needed the update and we sure got a really
Speaker 1: good one. Number four, We had a call her named
Speaker 1: Elvis call in. He's talking about his wife and of
Speaker 1: his anniversary. We're gonna go to Las Vegas. And it
Speaker 1: was like, can you believe these Adele tickets? Like fifteen
Speaker 1: hundred bucks apiece? And I looked and they weren't cheaper.
Speaker 1: They were still fifteen hundred bucks apiece apiece to get
Speaker 1: into the show. Who could afford that? And so we're like, man,
Speaker 1: that stinks. Just take her to Vegas anyway, if she
Speaker 1: doesn't know about the Adele show, then she's not gonna
Speaker 1: be disappointed that you couldn't take her. Say got it? Well?
Speaker 1: Then Luke Bryan texting and goes, hey, Caroline would like
Speaker 1: to help this guy. And I was like really, he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: she wants a bomb ticket shared a story. So we
Speaker 1: got Caroline and Luke and got Elvis lined up and
Speaker 1: he went to Vegas. I think, because he's on the
Speaker 1: phone right now. Elvis, morning. How's it going. It's going
Speaker 1: pretty good. When did you get back from Las Vegas?
Speaker 1: We got back Tuesday, late Tuesday. Okay, so just a
Speaker 1: few days. Okay, here we go. So I said, Caroline,
Speaker 1: Bryan reached out to me, wants to help you. Did
Speaker 1: that happen? Did you get tickets to Adele because of
Speaker 1: the Brian's So let me say I was getting nervous
Speaker 1: at first, because as soon as I got the phone
Speaker 1: with you, I called my wife told us the whole
Speaker 1: story and what happened, and she just couldn't believe it,
Speaker 1: Like she started cheering up, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true. I mean I was on the radio. Go
Speaker 1: listen to the radio. I was on the radio and everything,
Speaker 1: and this is all true. And so the monday after
Speaker 1: I got the phone with you, I didn't hear anything
Speaker 1: from y'all. And then Tuesday morning I still didn't hear anything.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh man, they dropped the ball on
Speaker 1: this I'm not going to get a tell tickets And
Speaker 1: I just told my wife was this whole story. But
Speaker 1: right around lunchtime, I get a random sex and it's
Speaker 1: Luke Brian and Caroline Brian's assistant, and she's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: which show why y'all trying to go see? And so
Speaker 1: I told her what show I was trying to go see?
Speaker 1: And then she said, okay, give me your email address
Speaker 1: and your name as it is on your ID, and
Speaker 1: so I did, and like twenty minutes later, she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: go check your email, and sure enough I go check
Speaker 1: up my email and two tickets confirmed. Yeah, oh yes,
Speaker 1: they look they spent eight graham on two thickets? What wow? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where they could not believe that eight thousand dollars on
Speaker 1: two tickets for a cicle? See if they didn't believe it,
Speaker 1: were you sitting on stage beside her, She's saying, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish we could have, but we were,
Speaker 1: we were close, and like it was, it was an
Speaker 1: amazing experience experience, Like I don't listen to all that much,
Speaker 1: but like go and see her in person and like
Speaker 1: listening to her, like she sounds so much better in person,
Speaker 1: and she put on a really good concert. I can't
Speaker 1: believe they spent eight thousand dollars on two tickets. I
Speaker 1: haven't even heard him to say about the concert. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, eight four thousand bucks a ticket. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy and awesome and super generous of them. So
Speaker 1: you go, are you Like? I wonder if these things
Speaker 1: have been beat me in? Like is this a joke?
Speaker 1: Like is it a digital ticket? Like on your phone? Uh? Yes?
Speaker 1: And so okay, were like, all right, moment of truth bepep,
Speaker 1: You're good to go, sir. You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we actually got into the place. Yeah. I couldn't believe it, man,
Speaker 1: But she put on a really good concert and she
Speaker 1: made everybody feel involved. Like at one time during one
Speaker 1: hour songs, she actually got all stage and walked in
Speaker 1: the crowd. Um, so we were like not that far
Speaker 1: from her. What did your wife think about the whole experience? Um,
Speaker 1: she couldn't believe it, Like she cried for most of
Speaker 1: the beginning of it, but she like really really enjoyed herself.
Speaker 1: She just could not believe it. Um. I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to have the best husband trophy for a while now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you guys have been married for how long? We've
Speaker 1: been married for twenty years. We've been together for twenty
Speaker 1: eight and been married for twenty Oh. Yeah he sounds
Speaker 1: younger than that, doesn't he. I'd really sign an age
Speaker 1: to him. I mean either, But I'm like, I just
Speaker 1: saw you be like, oh yeah, we were married for
Speaker 1: five years, although they were together for eight years. Like bro, poopa,
Speaker 1: get off the pot. Say he wasn't ready. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I would say, I'm super excited we were make it happen,
Speaker 1: But I mean I knew much. It was basically the
Speaker 1: Brian's I'm friends with and who listened to the show,
Speaker 1: and they were like, we want to help this guy
Speaker 1: celebrate his twentieth birthday. And they thought you sounded a
Speaker 1: very sincere and you weren't begging for anything. Actually the opposite.
Speaker 1: We're just talking about how expensive tickets were, and there
Speaker 1: you go, all of a sudden, you're in Vegas four
Speaker 1: thousand bucks a seat. Yeah, they didn't mess around going
Speaker 1: to a Dell show. They could have gotten the thirteen
Speaker 1: hundred tickets, your ticket back, the very back. But they
Speaker 1: went like they could have got the Dell like impressionist
Speaker 1: Medel Yeah, gone to that Dbell Elvis. That's amazing. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys had the time of your life. What
Speaker 1: else did you guys do while in Vegas? What was
Speaker 1: their disildroom which are amazing too. That's where I would
Speaker 1: really go for because I love the Firth disillas rooms. Um.
Speaker 1: And then we just walked around and you know, eated
Speaker 1: different restaurants and just had a good time. I guess
Speaker 1: the thing we've never asked Elvis is what's up with
Speaker 1: the name Elvis. Yeah, so my our mom was a big,
Speaker 1: huge Elvis fan, and I was the first boy grandchild,
Speaker 1: and so she named me Elvis and your whole life
Speaker 1: have people have been like, oh, that's not your real name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got that, but then I got a lot of
Speaker 1: you know, Elvis songs and Elvis sing my whole life.
Speaker 1: Can you do an Elvis impersonation? Absolutely not. I wish
Speaker 1: I could. Elvis. It's been a pleasure these last few
Speaker 1: times to talk with you. I like you, love that
Speaker 1: you got to go and treat your wife. It was
Speaker 1: never about you. It's about making sure your wife got
Speaker 1: a really wonderful experience. And it's been been good to
Speaker 1: spend some time with you buddy. Hopefully one day I
Speaker 1: can meet you in person. I appreciate it, man, Yes,
Speaker 1: I would love to go see you and Eddie and
Speaker 1: raging idiots. Yeah, I don't know about who can help
Speaker 1: you with those? Yeah, that's like five thousand each. We're
Speaker 1: not doing any shows, but I'm sure if we do,
Speaker 1: we'll be back down in your neck. Where in Louisiana
Speaker 1: do you live? I live close to Baton Rouge. Okay,
Speaker 1: hey been there many times? Oh yeah, I love and
Speaker 1: there many All right, Elvis, Hey, thank you like very much.
Speaker 1: Else yea, thank you? Man appreciated. He almost got say back,
Speaker 1: all right, there is what a great update. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to put this one at the number
Speaker 1: one spot this week, but I wanted to include it
Speaker 1: because it's so important and so impactful. But Bobby made
Speaker 1: a statement over the Nashville tragedy that happened this week,
Speaker 1: and I think it's really important to reshare it here
Speaker 1: on the Best Bits for all of you to listen
Speaker 1: to it. Number three. It wasn't until I saw your
Speaker 1: text yesterday, and it was probably two hours afterward that
Speaker 1: I knew there had been a school shooting here. We
Speaker 1: were here in the studio working. It's almost like Vegas
Speaker 1: in here. There are no clocks. We had done the
Speaker 1: sports show and I looked down and I saw your
Speaker 1: text and it was like whatever he said, OMG. And
Speaker 1: I didn't see all the ones before that, but I
Speaker 1: had no idea. Well, yeah, I knew you were recording.
Speaker 1: So that's why I sent it to you, just because
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what what needs to
Speaker 1: happen or how just getting information. I don't look at
Speaker 1: my phone. Then for the most part, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: So it was wild, and I mean I had some
Speaker 1: messages and then I had a message from my daughter
Speaker 1: where she's She knew before I did, and I realized
Speaker 1: I had the text like her, she's in high school
Speaker 1: and her school is a very common feeder school from
Speaker 1: that lower level, like the so a lot of her
Speaker 1: classmates had little siblings there at the school, the Covenant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so she said it was just she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of people and just to be,
Speaker 1: you know, in unknown of what's happening and depending on
Speaker 1: you know, where the shooter was, like they just didn't
Speaker 1: extra police were showing up to her school like immediately
Speaker 1: because they just didn't know the situation. So someone called
Speaker 1: it nine or at ten thirteen, and by ten twenty
Speaker 1: seven it was over. So you know, shout out to
Speaker 1: the police officers who hopped in quickly and made a
Speaker 1: tragic situation in before it could have gotten more tragic. Obviously.
Speaker 1: What was crazy was my wife at texted me too,
Speaker 1: and she was like, there's some cops because they were
Speaker 1: she was right over near there. Some cops just like
Speaker 1: blocked the road. I mean, she was right there when
Speaker 1: it happened at that time, but they just they thought
Speaker 1: was a funeral, like a like a procession coming through,
Speaker 1: and so she had to figure out how to get
Speaker 1: back home and it wasn't until she got home she
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. And so we have a
Speaker 1: lot of friends who have kids, not in that specific school,
Speaker 1: but in that area, because there's a lot of schools
Speaker 1: in that area and it's nearish where we live, and
Speaker 1: so we're calling all them just going, hey, what's up.
Speaker 1: And a lot of those schools, if not all, they
Speaker 1: locked down, you know, almost immediately, and some of the
Speaker 1: parents couldn't get into the school because they're not letting parents.
Speaker 1: All the parents just run in there and get their kids.
Speaker 1: This is a pretty wild day, really sad day, you know,
Speaker 1: and when it hits close to you, it feels a
Speaker 1: lot more real than it does when it's just on
Speaker 1: the news. But that's you know, a bit of what's
Speaker 1: crazy at this point is that I was reading today
Speaker 1: it's the one hundred and twenty ninth mass shooting this year.
Speaker 1: We're only eighty six days into the year, and a
Speaker 1: mass shooting is where four or more victims are killed
Speaker 1: by a gun, not just one, not just somebody getting
Speaker 1: mad and shooting somebody. But think about that, And I
Speaker 1: come on and do this song and dance here, and
Speaker 1: that's almost what it feels like. That's why it's so sad,
Speaker 1: Because I come on and talk about this four or
Speaker 1: five times a year. Sometimes I cry. Sometimes I'm so
Speaker 1: fed up I don't. And first I just must acknowledge
Speaker 1: that you have parents, and you have kids that don't
Speaker 1: have their parents today. So as much as this is
Speaker 1: a news story where we're going this is tragic, we
Speaker 1: can't believe it that the homes where the people are
Speaker 1: gone today, that ain't a news story that ain't an
Speaker 1: internet click. That ain't a piece paper sitting in front
Speaker 1: of me that has a bunch of notes on it
Speaker 1: that I wrote this morning so I wouldn't mess it up.
Speaker 1: That was a real life. That was a real life.
Speaker 1: You know, there are young kids who were I'm gonna
Speaker 1: trying not to get emotional here because I just don't
Speaker 1: want to be. I think it takes away from it.
Speaker 1: But there are young kids who were killed yesterday, young young, young,
Speaker 1: young kids, substitute teacher, custodian, head of the school, adults.
Speaker 1: There are three nine year olds and three staff members
Speaker 1: that were killed. So I don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: anything else with out first saying that that makes everybody
Speaker 1: really sad, regardless of how you feel about the different
Speaker 1: elements that caused this, haven't caused this. That's just real
Speaker 1: sad that a safe play wasn't so safe, that the
Speaker 1: safest place wasn't so safe your home, church, in school,
Speaker 1: that should pretty much be where you go, and you
Speaker 1: just go that's safe here. You don't even think about
Speaker 1: you shouldn't even think about it. So I first want
Speaker 1: to say that that it sucks and it's sad, and
Speaker 1: there are just homes that aren't a home today, because
Speaker 1: how can you be a home when you're so broken
Speaker 1: inside of it? Because your mom and your grandma, your
Speaker 1: kids just died, and your friends, like there's so many
Speaker 1: like those, they all had friends and they're at nine
Speaker 1: years old. You're having to process something like that. And
Speaker 1: when I was picking up my daughter from school yesterday,
Speaker 1: I was sitting in the line thinking, okay, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here picking her up from school today. There's
Speaker 1: families that dropped their kids off this morning and it
Speaker 1: never I'm assuming once dawned on them that they wouldn't
Speaker 1: be picking them up just you know, several hours later,
Speaker 1: Like that's just what you do. You drop them off
Speaker 1: and then you go, you get to pick them up,
Speaker 1: and then that's just that, in an instant, their whole
Speaker 1: world is completely different and changed, and then I always
Speaker 1: will be, you know, as you know a lot of
Speaker 1: parents out there. Then, I mean, word spread quick quickly.
Speaker 1: There was no way to not have kids know about this.
Speaker 1: And my son has a lot of fear, and he
Speaker 1: instantly was coming home from school asking if we can
Speaker 1: make our home bulletproof, and you know, that's just a
Speaker 1: whole other conversation of like, hey, you're you're safe here,
Speaker 1: and I love to be able to say you're safe
Speaker 1: at school too, But then it's like you have we
Speaker 1: have another reminder that yes, actually it's just hard conversations
Speaker 1: that are now being had again. You know, I'll say
Speaker 1: it one more time here. There have not even been
Speaker 1: ninety days this year, and there have been one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty nine mass shootings four people or more. We're
Speaker 1: the only country this happens to you, guys, you understand that, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just us. It's literally just us. And what's sad
Speaker 1: is you read that number and I'm like, I can't
Speaker 1: think of five of those or four of those because
Speaker 1: that didn't happen right down the street, right. And I
Speaker 1: think it's a reminder to everybody, even wherever your local is,
Speaker 1: when it happens where you live, it almost takes that
Speaker 1: to happen if you to go, wow, this is a
Speaker 1: real thing, which is also sad. It used to be
Speaker 1: ten years ago, and I've been doing this long enough
Speaker 1: now to where if one happened, we shut it down.
Speaker 1: We shut it down. And that's what we talked about
Speaker 1: all day long. There are probably I don't know twenty
Speaker 1: or thirty. We never even see in the news because
Speaker 1: we're not in the news because if we're not locally,
Speaker 1: because so many happen so First, I would like to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that it's the worst, most sad thing that can happen.
Speaker 1: I'd also like to acknowledge that it feels super close
Speaker 1: to us, because it literally was super close to us,
Speaker 1: but it's everywhere in the country. It's super close to somebody,
Speaker 1: and this that we're feeling today, somebody else is going
Speaker 1: to feel it tomorrow in a different part of the country.
Speaker 1: Where we're the only country this happens to. That to
Speaker 1: me is so bizarre. We're the homely country. We can't
Speaker 1: even protect our kids. I don't like politicians. Don't trust
Speaker 1: politicians period. I don't like them. They don't care about you.
Speaker 1: If part of your character and your personality is that
Speaker 1: you are bonded to a politician and everybody knows you
Speaker 1: for it, they would not let you at their house,
Speaker 1: they would not have dinner with you. They need your vote,
Speaker 1: but they do not care about you. There's also something
Speaker 1: called nuance that is not used because it doesn't get clicks.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to have nuance in any situation whatsoever
Speaker 1: in American politics or governing. Now, nuance, for those who
Speaker 1: don't know, is meeting. It doesn't have to be so black,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be so white, it doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be so north, it doesn't have to be so south.
Speaker 1: We have none, so nothing ever gets accomplished. I will
Speaker 1: say this part again. I'm a gun owner. I've been
Speaker 1: a gun owner my whole life. Some people don't understand
Speaker 1: the guns are tools. How I grew up, we had
Speaker 1: guns as tools because we needed to eat, or we hunted,
Speaker 1: or we needed to protect ourselves. To me, except for
Speaker 1: the movies, firearms weren't a weapon. That's what was crazy
Speaker 1: about growing up and rule Arkansas. And I think there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that don't understand what it's like
Speaker 1: growing up and all America, and so they go guns bad.
Speaker 1: You know what, Guns aren't bad by themselves. I can
Speaker 1: agree with that. I have them. But I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a little bit of nuance here. Just because they're
Speaker 1: not bad by themselves doesn't mean everybody should get one.
Speaker 1: I know at least two of these guns were bought legally, right,
Speaker 1: So it's not somebody getting a gun and we can't
Speaker 1: stop a bad guy if they're gonna do be bad
Speaker 1: guy things. There's guns were bought legally. Now here's my issue.
Speaker 1: Here's my problem, my real problem, the change that at
Speaker 1: some point, if I ever hop into this, then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make, or at least try to make, or at
Speaker 1: least not be elected because I'm gonna say this is
Speaker 1: a change I'm gonna make. We can't say everybody gets
Speaker 1: a gun but nobody gets healthcare. You can't do that.
Speaker 1: You can't go, well, it's a healthcare issue. I hear you.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a healthcare issue, it's a gun issue.
Speaker 1: It can be both, but you can't go everybody gets
Speaker 1: a gun, no license. And we're also not gonna give
Speaker 1: you free healthcare because you know what that costs money.
Speaker 1: And as somebody who couldn't afford healthcare as a kid,
Speaker 1: I can now. I'm good now. I got more money
Speaker 1: than I ever thought to have him my whole life.
Speaker 1: I'm good now. And I also have a platform that
Speaker 1: I can speak for the people that don't get spoken
Speaker 1: for a lot. So if you're gonna say it's a
Speaker 1: mental health issue, I felt that you are right. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna say it's a gun issue. I felt that
Speaker 1: you are right, it can be both, but you can't
Speaker 1: go everybody can have a gun, but nobody gets healthcare
Speaker 1: because the same politicians that are like, well, this is
Speaker 1: a mental health issue are not helping people get healthcare.
Speaker 1: And when these issues are even separate, I will come
Speaker 1: on and say, I cannot believe here we are in
Speaker 1: the greatest country, the greatest country that gives you a shot,
Speaker 1: where you are not assigned to a class. You're one,
Speaker 1: but you can kick a door down and go up
Speaker 1: or down, the greatest country where our bravest go and
Speaker 1: fight for us that we get to actually speak out
Speaker 1: against the government. That's what our government's about to speak
Speaker 1: out against it. How cool is that? What country would
Speaker 1: do that ours? Because it's awesome, that doesn't mean all
Speaker 1: of it's awesome. And if you're going to have the
Speaker 1: stance of well it's a mental health issue, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm right behind you. But what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: about it? You don't do anything about it. Literally, you
Speaker 1: don't do anything about it except fight it. Well, we
Speaker 1: don't want to give free healthcare to folks. Some folks
Speaker 1: need free healthcare. If you don't give people healthcare, and
Speaker 1: you don't help folks with mental illness. Sometimes stuff like
Speaker 1: this happens, and this is not all of it, but
Speaker 1: it's a big part of it. So that's my first issue.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna change for me saying this. I just
Speaker 1: want to shut down and go to commercial right now,
Speaker 1: because I know this is all wasted breath. But if
Speaker 1: I don't come on and do this, I hate myself.
Speaker 1: So that's one. Two. If another person says, well, why
Speaker 1: make a law? Bad guys are just gonna do it anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: then why make any law. Why put a speed limit
Speaker 1: out there? Why said you can only go sixty five
Speaker 1: because speeders are gonna speed anyway. You know what, You're right,
Speaker 1: some speeders do. But you know who sees a speed
Speaker 1: limit sign and goes, oh wow, I was thinking about
Speaker 1: going fast, but maybe I won't. Most everybody, most everybody,
Speaker 1: and I swear to God. The fact that we do
Speaker 1: not use nuance and the fact that it's it's just money.
Speaker 1: Your politicians are just getting money from groups. And it
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be the situation when it comes to this.
Speaker 1: By the way, it can be pharmaceuticals, it can be
Speaker 1: gun we can walk down that list. But if you
Speaker 1: think for a second your politician cares about you at all,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. They're garbage because they continue to let this happen.
Speaker 1: They continue it's let three nine year olds and three
Speaker 1: adults be murdered in the safest place that should be
Speaker 1: on the grounds of our country, and that's a school.
Speaker 1: So I'm about to conclude this because nobody's mind is
Speaker 1: going to change from this. But at least I've said
Speaker 1: how I feel, and it don't feel like a hypocrite
Speaker 1: when I'm doing the rest of the show. I did
Speaker 1: some research. I also don't think and I've known this,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to make sure I was right.
Speaker 1: Let me get drink of water here, because I knew
Speaker 1: I was gonna get some sort of emotion. It's just
Speaker 1: anger now, it's just anger. I did some research on
Speaker 1: the Second Amendment, and I believe in the Second Amendment
Speaker 1: because I'm a person that has guns, and I grew
Speaker 1: up in a rural community where guns were a big part.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever got by the way, nobody ever got shot.
Speaker 1: Take that back. We had people that blew their toes
Speaker 1: off when the gun would like fall. Guns were everywhere,
Speaker 1: but we had we had most people listen, I've had
Speaker 1: a gun training, I've had firearm training, I've had background check,
Speaker 1: and I think that's all good. I should have that.
Speaker 1: I should I don't think anybody shouldn't. The fact that
Speaker 1: there's no carry permit. There's no you don't have to
Speaker 1: have any permit at all to carry a gun. You
Speaker 1: do to get a car, you do to drive a car,
Speaker 1: but not to carry a gun. I'm a gun owner,
Speaker 1: I say, a proud gun owner. I'm not a proud
Speaker 1: gun owner. I'm not a proud car driver. I'm just
Speaker 1: a gun owner and a car driver because that's normal
Speaker 1: parts of my life. I don't need to create my
Speaker 1: identity because of guns. The representative that represents that district,
Speaker 1: that where where the kids were murdered, where the three
Speaker 1: nine year olds were murdered, and the three adults like
Speaker 1: their Christmas pictures them houlding big guns. Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: look what we can do. You can do it, but
Speaker 1: you're bragging about it and making a part of your identity.
Speaker 1: Why make that part of your identity? That would be
Speaker 1: like me getting on Instagram. I don't know, with a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of money. Look, hey, look, I'm rich. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't need to do that. I don't need to
Speaker 1: prove anything. The same district. That family's all and these
Speaker 1: poor kids, they've been indoctrinated by their parents. That's who
Speaker 1: you guys voted for. Probably a good dude. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: use some nuance here, probably good dude. Pressure. I've been
Speaker 1: told this is hilarious what we should do. So I
Speaker 1: went into look and the Second Amendment, which I am
Speaker 1: a fan of, and I'm so thankful that it exists.
Speaker 1: Our country is great because of many reasons. One is
Speaker 1: that so what's really cool about technology is it allows
Speaker 1: you to go back and look at things from hundreds
Speaker 1: and hundred, hundreds of years ago that even fifty years
Speaker 1: ago we couldn't do. Two thousand and eight, there was
Speaker 1: a case District of Columbia versus Heller. Supreme Court completely
Speaker 1: divided on it. So divided because the words that were
Speaker 1: used in the Second Amendment really aren't definable by terms now,
Speaker 1: which by the way, they also didn't have automatic semi automatic,
Speaker 1: they had basically muskets back then. I think rules can
Speaker 1: change if situations get different. We amend things constantly, and
Speaker 1: now I'm not saying amend the Second Amendment, I'm a
Speaker 1: fan of it. But bear arms by itself the wording
Speaker 1: used in the Second Amendment. What that meant was each
Speaker 1: state had a militia, and that militia had the right
Speaker 1: to bear arms against the government in case the government
Speaker 1: decided to come and invade. I'm gonna hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to break ray. So what they did is
Speaker 1: they went back and they looked at millions and millions
Speaker 1: and millions of other documents to go what does bear
Speaker 1: arms mean? And roughly nine of the data said after
Speaker 1: they looked at all of this, the phrase bear arms
Speaker 1: was militia related. It wasn't everybody got a gun. So
Speaker 1: there's this confusion on the Second Amendment anyway, what it
Speaker 1: even means. Bare arms was used to refer to collective
Speaker 1: military activity, not individual use. And so Supreme Court, even
Speaker 1: as later a two thousand and eight we're completely divided
Speaker 1: on it, they were like, well, we don't only know
Speaker 1: what they're saying here. That's Supreme Court lawyers, judges. So
Speaker 1: you gotta stop using things you know nothing about as
Speaker 1: your argument. Here's what your argument should be. We to
Speaker 1: make sure kids and schools aren't killed. That's it. How
Speaker 1: do we do that? You're probably gonna be wrong eight times.
Speaker 1: I'll be wrong twelve times if I've trying to figure
Speaker 1: it out. But we aren't you doing anything? That's a problem.
Speaker 1: Nothing is changing. Why do you want things to change?
Speaker 1: If nothing changes? All right, they're gonna make me. This
Speaker 1: commercials gonna fire off and it's going to be a disaster,
Speaker 1: so that I'm done. It's a mental health issue. It's
Speaker 1: a gun issue. But hey, how about providing some free
Speaker 1: mental health. If you're gonna have some some everybody gets
Speaker 1: a gun. That's all I'm saying. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: it's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 1: Lady Wilson stopped by the show this week, and she
Speaker 1: is always an awesome person to come in the studio
Speaker 1: and share stories. But on top of that, she's just
Speaker 1: a great human not even in the interviews. She just
Speaker 1: brings so much light and joy to her room and
Speaker 1: she's so funny. But in this interview, my favorite part
Speaker 1: was when she answered listeners uncomfortable questions. She talked about
Speaker 1: the viral videos that have been going out around her butt.
Speaker 1: Yes that's the thing, and if she's got any dms
Speaker 1: because of those viral videos and who famous watches her
Speaker 1: Instagram stories, just totally crazy stuff, and she answered it
Speaker 1: all totally open, honest. It was wonderful. Number two, the
Speaker 1: Friday morning conversation with Blaney Wilson. It's like a tornado
Speaker 1: because Landy, you come in by the way, great to
Speaker 1: see you, Good to see you. You forgot your coffee,
Speaker 1: so someone runs a coffee in here? Yeah, like that.
Speaker 1: What kind of coffee is that? Though? What are you dealing?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what this is. That's a surprise me.
Speaker 1: Who in the world would say surprising. It's been one
Speaker 1: of those mornings. I got stuck in traffic. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'm gonna be late. I hate being late.
Speaker 1: You weren't, though, and they told us Landy's gonna be
Speaker 1: a few minutes late. So we just we're working on
Speaker 1: some stuff and then you show up on time, even
Speaker 1: when late. That's what I'm talking about. Look, it's because
Speaker 1: my mama was late, literally for everything, Like it didn't
Speaker 1: matter if it was a basketball game, a football, like
Speaker 1: cheer and whatever. We would always rollly in light and
Speaker 1: I hated it so much. So I'm a very punctual
Speaker 1: now mostly punctual. Yes, I don't. I mean I'm not
Speaker 1: ever really early, but I'm on Tom. You were on time,
Speaker 1: even when though you said you maybe a few minutes later.
Speaker 1: I loved that Eddie starts yelling at you when you
Speaker 1: walk in, not in a bad way, it's like you
Speaker 1: owe me. And I was like, hold on, we got
Speaker 1: to go on the air. What does she owe you? Well,
Speaker 1: you know she's got she's got on a truck commercial,
Speaker 1: her songs on it. And I'm like, you know, I
Speaker 1: started that whole deal. He did the first thing we
Speaker 1: ever did, Landy, and I was we did a little
Speaker 1: spot for a Ram trucks. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: We owe you, Eddie, You owe me Landy. Okay, I
Speaker 1: just don't had a joke. Well it's a joke. She
Speaker 1: doesn't really owe me, but I mean she's man. We
Speaker 1: were yelling so passionately at her, like she showed you
Speaker 1: ten bucks in her basket. She's actually like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I do you know what. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a little ride here in a little bit of the
Speaker 1: yeah local commercial everything. Yeah, it was for I heard
Speaker 1: country man oh, and we rode around a truck. The
Speaker 1: cameras followed us we did, so is that Are you
Speaker 1: still with that topic? Company? Yeah? So basically that's how
Speaker 1: that you found out about me is through that, not
Speaker 1: through you, Eddie. You were forced to do it. But
Speaker 1: I was her co star in that car, okay, but
Speaker 1: you she didn't owe you anyway. I'm sorry to go
Speaker 1: through that, Bully. Yeah, how are How are you? By
Speaker 1: the way, I'm good, You're everywhere. It's awesome. Who are
Speaker 1: you do you want to be at? Like an actor? Now?
Speaker 1: I'm not opposed to it at all, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: no matter what, songwriting will always be my number one
Speaker 1: because I feel like that's what brought me other opportunities anyway.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm down. I've just learned that I love
Speaker 1: being creative, so whatever that means kind of stepping outside
Speaker 1: of my comfort zone. And now if it's a role
Speaker 1: where I have to talk without an accent, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's try to. Let's let's see if she can do accents.
Speaker 1: Can you do a British accent? Laney, give me something
Speaker 1: to say. The banana that you dropped is on the floor.
Speaker 1: Here we go, lor I was literally just over there
Speaker 1: last week, y'all. Gon, y'all gonna be like that is
Speaker 1: not yet the banana you dropped on the floor, how
Speaker 1: did you say? I don't know. Yeah, away, just stop there.
Speaker 1: I can't do a valley girl. Um, my name is
Speaker 1: Laney Wilson, and this is actually my real accent. That's
Speaker 1: pretty that almost even value girl, it's almost just Iowa accent.
Speaker 1: That's what's funny. Yeah, what if I was tricking y'all
Speaker 1: this whole time? You know you've committed to this role
Speaker 1: because it's been for years, then that you've been tricking
Speaker 1: us with this very thick accent. So when you go
Speaker 1: places and you're interviewed in parts of America or I
Speaker 1: don't know, have you been to the countries yet doing anything? Yes,
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago we were in we were in London,
Speaker 1: we went to Ireland Scotland and did they think your
Speaker 1: accent is is it? Does it startle them or can
Speaker 1: they tell the difference in American accents? I think it
Speaker 1: does startle them. Um, we both kind of startle each other.
Speaker 1: It's like we can just kind of look at each
Speaker 1: other for a second, like, oh, we need a translator. Um,
Speaker 1: but it's so crazy. You know. When I moved here,
Speaker 1: I thought everybody was gonna talk like me. I thought,
Speaker 1: this is country music city and I'm like, what accent?
Speaker 1: What are y'all talking about? So, I mean, I used
Speaker 1: to talk exactly like you, being from a small town
Speaker 1: in Arkansas, but I went to speech pathology because they
Speaker 1: were like, you can never be on TV, in the
Speaker 1: radio all over America if you have a very thick accent.
Speaker 1: So when I hang out with you, though, it comes
Speaker 1: back and all of a sudden, I start talking like Lane.
Speaker 1: So you would be open acting more if I would.
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy your experience on Yellowstone Man? I loved
Speaker 1: it every part of it, I mean really getting to
Speaker 1: know the casting crew. Did you, at the end of
Speaker 1: the show or the end of the season, feel like
Speaker 1: you were better? Like when you watch where you like? Man?
Speaker 1: When I first started, that's pretty rough for sure, because
Speaker 1: I didn't think that about I thought it was great
Speaker 1: and I was ready to feel uncomfortable, and I was like, please,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I was like, I was
Speaker 1: like Laney, I said, you weren't near me. But I
Speaker 1: was like, man, please don't be so bad. I don't
Speaker 1: have to lie. Oh, I know, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: you know you weren't well in the beginning. I'll take it,
Speaker 1: I will say. Um. I mean, of course, like there
Speaker 1: are things watching it now. I'm like, dang, I wish
Speaker 1: I would have kind of done something a little bit
Speaker 1: this way or whatever. But I mean I dove in
Speaker 1: head first. I didn't know what in the world I
Speaker 1: was doing. What you what was your takeaway? Like, what
Speaker 1: does it take to be a good actor for you?
Speaker 1: For me, it was actually not memorizing the lines verbatim
Speaker 1: because I felt like I needed to really just kind
Speaker 1: of have a conversation, be able to kind of throw
Speaker 1: it back and forth with whoever it was that I
Speaker 1: was having the scene with m y'all saw the big
Speaker 1: old kiss I had. I had two big old kisses.
Speaker 1: I figured I was gonna end up on the prayer
Speaker 1: list after that one. Um, so that was a good
Speaker 1: way to really just rip off the band aid. Was
Speaker 1: that awkward for you the very first time? Oh? Of course,
Speaker 1: But I had to. I had to lay down the law,
Speaker 1: you know, go ahead. I had to had to tell him.
Speaker 1: I was like, look, I know this ain't your first rodeo,
Speaker 1: but it's mine and uh, you know you better keep
Speaker 1: that tongue to youself. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah you probably
Speaker 1: need to say that. Yeah I had to. He said,
Speaker 1: whatever makes you feel comfortable. But what if you de
Speaker 1: said I need that tongue to feel comfortable. Twenty dollars
Speaker 1: or twenty dollars right, I was looking at a less.
Speaker 1: This guy had written up the Power Rankings, like he
Speaker 1: ranked artists like basketball teams. You were in the top five.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw the list or not.
Speaker 1: I saw the list. I mean, here you come. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: You have the quintessential awesome songwriter and moved to town
Speaker 1: struggle and now here you are on the top five
Speaker 1: the Power Rankings. I mean, from going to get trying
Speaker 1: to get anybody to listen to music to now, does
Speaker 1: it seem like it's like five minutes or fifty years
Speaker 1: kind of both at the same time, if that makes
Speaker 1: any sense at all. Like when I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll have been here for twelve years August first, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I got here yesterday. But I also
Speaker 1: feel like I've been here my whole life, Like I
Speaker 1: just can't imagine any other journey. This was it from
Speaker 1: the very beginning. I know I've told y'all that a
Speaker 1: million times, but wouldn't change it for anything. Could you
Speaker 1: see this fifteen years ago? I saynd insane, But yes,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I really did. Like I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was going to look exactly like this, but I
Speaker 1: knew that I was gonna find whatever it was that
Speaker 1: I was supposed to be doing here. I knew that
Speaker 1: I loved writing music. I knew that country music was
Speaker 1: my life, and I knew I wanted to be a
Speaker 1: part of the community, and so whatever that meant, And
Speaker 1: I'm glad it looks like this. You bring your dog
Speaker 1: out with you on the road, I do Hippie May Wilson.
Speaker 1: And how is you can't watch her all the time?
Speaker 1: Hippi's a girl, right, yeah? Do you have somebody that
Speaker 1: helps you watch her when like you're doing sound check
Speaker 1: or like when you're performing. I mean, it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a tag team effort. Everybody in the band loves her.
Speaker 1: I think they love her more than they love me,
Speaker 1: and so they're like, where's Hippi, Where's Hippie? So it
Speaker 1: kind of just seems like whoever's around is willing to
Speaker 1: take care of her. I have an incredible bus driver.
Speaker 1: Her name is Aaron. I have two female bus drivers,
Speaker 1: which is pretty cool, and they love him some hippie.
Speaker 1: Do you have two buses? We got two buses? Now,
Speaker 1: can you crap? That's a big deal. Just got on
Speaker 1: a bus last June. I was going to sat Remember
Speaker 1: when you got the first time on a bus and
Speaker 1: now you just casually you know, I got two bus drivers. Okay,
Speaker 1: does your does hippie ever accidentally crap anywhere? Like my gosh,
Speaker 1: she hatting on the bus just yet, which I'm really shocked.
Speaker 1: No on stage, no, um no. But I brought her
Speaker 1: out for a meet and greet and I saw her
Speaker 1: start to squat and I was like, oh god, we
Speaker 1: got to get her out of here. Landy Wilson's here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back with her in a second. But first,
Speaker 1: let's play hard like a truck. Let's talk about you
Speaker 1: wrote this song. It was you and Dallas Wilson and
Speaker 1: Treny Anderson. Yes, when you wrote this and you finished
Speaker 1: it as it a song where you're like, man, this
Speaker 1: really could be a single or did you feel like
Speaker 1: it was just a song that meant something to you
Speaker 1: and wherever it landed. You were just gonna sing it,
Speaker 1: and it was just gonna be what it was. Did.
Speaker 1: I definitely didn't know that this would be a single.
Speaker 1: I had a good feeling about it. I knew that
Speaker 1: I was gonna cut it either way. I knew that
Speaker 1: it was gonna go on the record. It was. It
Speaker 1: served a big purpose for that time. It was nearing
Speaker 1: the pandemic, and so I felt like we were all
Speaker 1: just kind of in there, just just throwing everything out,
Speaker 1: just kind of putting it all on a pile and
Speaker 1: hashing it out. And it really kind of became an
Speaker 1: anthem during that time. I mean, just when I was
Speaker 1: just felt like, oh my gosh, our show's ever gonna
Speaker 1: come back. I don't even know what's happening. I would
Speaker 1: forget that it was me even singing the demos. So
Speaker 1: I would turn it on and I'd be like, you
Speaker 1: got this chin up head up, so inspired yourself, and
Speaker 1: now that I can buy Yeah, I do that too sometimes,
Speaker 1: like I should. Listening to some other things. I've said,
Speaker 1: that's good. A lot of truck songs here waiting the
Speaker 1: truck with a hardy you gonna play club at that ray,
Speaker 1: which is an awesome song too. Did they ever go
Speaker 1: okay Lane? We had too many truck songs right now
Speaker 1: because Generman John Party had like two boot songs. I know,
Speaker 1: I acted back and it was like, we just wanted
Speaker 1: to put out good songs. I know. What was a
Speaker 1: conversation about that. Well, we already had a heart like
Speaker 1: a truck at radio and whatever. Hardy sent me the song.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that he was wanting to be a
Speaker 1: single either until like until I had agreed to do
Speaker 1: it and they were like, this is gonna be a sing.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh lord, here we are another truck song.
Speaker 1: But the truth is, I mean, I guess neither one
Speaker 1: of them are really about a truck. True. And whenever
Speaker 1: I listened to Waiting the Truck specifically, I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta be a part of this, no matter what
Speaker 1: I mean, no matter if radio ever plays it or not,
Speaker 1: this is I gotta be a part of this if
Speaker 1: it if it makes one person feel like they're not alone,
Speaker 1: then count me in. Also, it's just an awesome song,
Speaker 1: regardless of it's Yeah, waiting the Truck, waiting to call,
Speaker 1: Waiting the Bus. Yeah, Yeah, it's just an awesome song.
Speaker 1: You and Lucas Nelson come on more than friends. I
Speaker 1: love Lucas Nelson. I was a fan. I spent basically
Speaker 1: a weekend with him. He's awesome. He's like the greatest dude,
Speaker 1: isn't he so kind? And before you meet him, be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's a really good singer, really good player Willie
Speaker 1: Nelson's dad. Is he going to be a d d back?
Speaker 1: And he's not. He's exactly the opposite. So he is
Speaker 1: a good dude. How did you guys meet each other
Speaker 1: or what was that situation? Well, we met through two
Speaker 1: of my two friends that we have actually been on
Speaker 1: the road with me on my own headline and tour,
Speaker 1: Meg McCree and Ben Chapman, and they connected us. And
Speaker 1: when he sent me this song, I mean he was
Speaker 1: He lives in Hawaii most of the time, and so
Speaker 1: I recorded my vocal at Jay Joyce's studio over FaceTime.
Speaker 1: So I still had never met Lucas at this time,
Speaker 1: but I could tell he was a good dude. And
Speaker 1: then he came in I guess about a month ago,
Speaker 1: and we shot the music video, and when I tell you,
Speaker 1: we were like best buds. After that, I was like,
Speaker 1: you good people. Yeah, like I missed him after we
Speaker 1: left him. I know I missed him too. I really
Speaker 1: text must always like two days with him, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm missing tell you coming back. Well, he's
Speaker 1: It's just all jams with him too. It's all about
Speaker 1: the feeling. It's like country funk, like country just groove.
Speaker 1: He just grooves. Man, he's got the groove. I've been
Speaker 1: writing with him. You haven't. Yeah, yeah, Miss Lucas, Miss Lucas,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do uncomfortable questions from our listeners. Laney, Oh great,
Speaker 1: So here we go. Five questions that are uncomfortable. Okay.
Speaker 1: Does Laney Wilson listen to her own music when she's
Speaker 1: by herself? Absolutely? Um, I have to not not. I
Speaker 1: mean when it comes out, of course. I listen to
Speaker 1: the record down and be like, okay, this is what
Speaker 1: you know. It's out there in the world. But um,
Speaker 1: especially when we get the tracks back, I listened to
Speaker 1: it over and over and over and over and over again,
Speaker 1: just to make sure that it's exactly where we need
Speaker 1: it to be. So you're dying, right, But if you
Speaker 1: have a fan of yourself, then who's gonna be right that?
Speaker 1: I agree? Agree with ever, like I want to hear
Speaker 1: something good and you're like, oh, let's do Laney Wilson, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's all right. Who is the most famous person that
Speaker 1: watches your Instagram stories when you see the little little
Speaker 1: circles down there? Oh my gosh. Uh oh, I mean
Speaker 1: Luke Morgan, Miranda anybody with just one name you know
Speaker 1: they're family. Well except that. Here's the next one. Is
Speaker 1: Landy Wilson, Brian Wilson's daughter from the Beach Boys. I
Speaker 1: am Brian Wilson's daughter, but not from the Beach Boys.
Speaker 1: Different Brian will cowboy. See that could be confusing. That
Speaker 1: is it is? You type in Laney Wilson's dad Brian Wilson. No,
Speaker 1: it gave me some street krid And how is your day?
Speaker 1: He's doing okay. Yeah, he called me the other day
Speaker 1: and he was on the tractor and getting ready to
Speaker 1: plant some corn. And as long as he can do
Speaker 1: those things, he's doing all right. Fourth question of five
Speaker 1: Has anyone famous slid into Laney Wilson's DM since you
Speaker 1: got famous? Oh heck yeah, and especially when my butt
Speaker 1: went viral on TikTok. Y'all, I don't have to say
Speaker 1: to you don't have to who. No, I'm not, but
Speaker 1: what what um? What industry? Um? A lot from the
Speaker 1: rap world. Okay, there we got it. I love him
Speaker 1: some Laney. And then question number five. Did Landy Wilson
Speaker 1: start the campaign about her but as a market tactic?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Honestly, I was like, I can't believe you'll
Speaker 1: just realized, Um, you're a bunch all of our stud
Speaker 1: be I'm sorry my TikTok for you page. Trust me,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of seeing it too. I flept and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I love love Laney, known land I'm tired of this.
Speaker 1: It's just like Landy Wilson's But I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: I do? Like? I still like I want to see
Speaker 1: stuff about her, but not this part about her. But
Speaker 1: it has blown up. It was it was. It was weird,
Speaker 1: But you know what, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I said, whatever brings the people in. I've been at
Speaker 1: this a long time, and if they found my music
Speaker 1: through my fat button, then uh cheers. I don't even
Speaker 1: want to come. Yeah maybe well, I mean a few
Speaker 1: people have literally commented and said, um, I found you.
Speaker 1: I found you because of your butt, But I stuck
Speaker 1: around because of the music, and I'm like, okay, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what rock and roll you're finishing up your
Speaker 1: tour that it was sold out? Holy crap, you saw
Speaker 1: that all the shows you're going on Luke Holmes's World tour.
Speaker 1: You're doing the tour with Hardy. Yeah, Like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's constant, but it's got to be getting a little
Speaker 1: easier a bit not being gone and not the work
Speaker 1: you're putting into, but because you're kind of killing it.
Speaker 1: Like you got a little bit better food, you got
Speaker 1: a little I mean a little bit bit two buses right,
Speaker 1: Like is it starting to feel like, Okay, I think
Speaker 1: I can tackle this with everything I have and not
Speaker 1: be as exhausted all the time, for sure, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean we I stayed here in Nashville. I slip
Speaker 1: in my bed a handful of nights last year. Um,
Speaker 1: but I've been able to kind of make the bus
Speaker 1: my home, especially because now I got a little back
Speaker 1: bedroom and I got my closets, and um, I can
Speaker 1: have a little bit of a routine, I guess you
Speaker 1: could say, um and just kind of make that my house.
Speaker 1: And it definitely feels like our team is getting bigger
Speaker 1: and growing and with that. It definitely kind of that's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just it just helps. It knocks off the edge
Speaker 1: for sure. When you have people helping you do other
Speaker 1: things just to keep on going, then it's gonna be like, well,
Speaker 1: well you have all these people so you can do
Speaker 1: even more work. And then you got to find that
Speaker 1: balance again. That's the best problem to have, right, work
Speaker 1: Your worked so hard to get to work so hard.
Speaker 1: That's right, and that's super cool. We're gonna do one
Speaker 1: more segondent with Laney a second. We're gonna play know
Speaker 1: your Wilson. We'll see how if she knows her Wilson's.
Speaker 1: For example, this is an easy one. The American singer
Speaker 1: songwriter who co founded the Beach Boys. That would be
Speaker 1: Brian Wilson. Correct. The other one be Landy's dad is Brian.
Speaker 1: One more segment with Laney coming up next. Here we go, Landy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play No, You're Wilson, So all these are Wilson's. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you five of these. Can you name
Speaker 1: the regular character on the TV show Home Improvement played
Speaker 1: by Earl Hinman. Heck, no, I can't. No, You're Wilson.
Speaker 1: You don't know the home You ever watch Home Improvement?
Speaker 1: I mean it was on in the background growing up.
Speaker 1: But do you remember the guy that would stand stand
Speaker 1: behind the fence by any chance, you just see the
Speaker 1: top of head, mister Wilson. Let's Wilson. His names Wilson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh for one, we take her number one away if
Speaker 1: it hits. Next up the American pop group who had
Speaker 1: their debut go number one back in nineteen ninety with
Speaker 1: Someday Somebody's going to turn around and say goodbye. I
Speaker 1: mean I know the song, there's a Wilson in it. Wilson.
Speaker 1: Oh you got this landing? Y'all? Y'all Wilson Phillips. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: that's this whole game is putting on the flat. Yes,
Speaker 1: Wilson Phillips, give me a minute. You'll never get this one. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Now you might have hit that buzzer a few more times,
Speaker 1: You'll never You'll never get this one. Eddie is if
Speaker 1: you can get this for her? Actor comedian best known
Speaker 1: for his television appearance is During the late sixties and seventies,
Speaker 1: he hosted his own weekly variety series called The Blank
Speaker 1: Wilson Show. He had a character named Geraldine. Does she
Speaker 1: know it? She doesn't. I definitely don't know. That's Jackie
Speaker 1: will No, it's Flip Wilson. Okay, oh that's Jackie Wilson, confident. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got two more. We got two more. Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: co star in the movie cast Away. He was a
Speaker 1: volleyball y'all the volleyballing Castaway. Oh Andy, don't tell her answer.
Speaker 1: We heard you say it, she said, she said on
Speaker 1: a microphone. And she's like, I didn't say anything. We landed.
Speaker 1: The volleyball is going away on my family, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you which Wilson is brand. Maybe she didn't play volleyball.
Speaker 1: Sorry I missed that one. No. Look, I used to
Speaker 1: go to school and tell all my friends that, uh
Speaker 1: that my uncle owned all the Wilson you know, tennis
Speaker 1: balls and basketballs. And they believed it. They thought, oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's I need to make a quick call to head radio.
Speaker 1: You guys, take her number one away. She doesn't get
Speaker 1: this last one because it's very easy. Okay, we're back.
Speaker 1: Actor best known as Dwight Shroot on the Office. Yo,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't do me dirty like this Rain Wilson.
Speaker 1: How about the President from nineteen thirteen to nineteen twenty one,
Speaker 1: twentieth President the United States, Woodrow Wilson. Okay, oh, oh boy,
Speaker 1: because you're staring at hole through me right now, going stop. Okay,
Speaker 1: we won't do any more except this one. Yeah, American
Speaker 1: actor known for wedding craps ashers and Starsky and Hutch.
Speaker 1: That's Owen Boom, she went. She keeps it. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna pull it off. It's okay, Thank god. Yes, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: Does not determine you probably related to half these people
Speaker 1: you know, even know probably so volleyball cousin for sure, Laney,
Speaker 1: thanks for coming in. Congratulations on everything, and maybe a
Speaker 1: while before we see each other again, because looking at
Speaker 1: your schedules, ghysically, this is crazy. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on except you're gonna be gone killing it always.
Speaker 1: Super proud of you, proud for you. You deserve it,
Speaker 1: and just keep on putting out the good songs and
Speaker 1: we'll keep listening and loving them. There she is, our friend,
Speaker 1: Laney Willson. Wait right, it's the best Bits of the
Speaker 1: week with Morgan number two. This has to come in
Speaker 1: at the number one spot because I die laughing every
Speaker 1: time we do this segment and you guys love it
Speaker 1: not only on Facebook and Instagram, but also on TikTok,
Speaker 1: and you guys have so many confessions. I just love
Speaker 1: hearing parents basically life hack their way with kids. And
Speaker 1: that's what happened in the segment we got parent confessions
Speaker 1: and somebody shared a story about shredded cheese and listen,
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that my parents did this to
Speaker 1: me as a kid, because now I eat shredded cheese
Speaker 1: out of a bag like it is nobody's business. So
Speaker 1: I feel like I am basically this child and this
Speaker 1: hack is amazing. And if my parents did this to me, bravo,
Speaker 1: because I love it. This is harmless, This is a
Speaker 1: great This is parenting Confessions Number one. Raymundo, who works
Speaker 1: in the glassroom, was yelling something at me every three seconds.
Speaker 1: All of our equipment's broken all the time. We can't
Speaker 1: stay in the air. Our phones are broken. Right before
Speaker 1: we go on the air, Ray goes, Yo, which line
Speaker 1: it is? Because our phones have been broken? So what
Speaker 1: do you need for me? Yeah, Abby, can't see the
Speaker 1: name or the descriptions, as long as you say the
Speaker 1: line number. Since you can see it, then we'll be
Speaker 1: able to pick the correct one. Good luck. Okay, one too.
Speaker 1: I think this line too. I really can't tell either.
Speaker 1: All right, let's try line too. And I believe it's
Speaker 1: Nell in South Carolina. If that works now, yeah, it's hey,
Speaker 1: no more, you know, say that again now because we're low.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, so much, Good morning, studio morning. All right, now,
Speaker 1: what do you have? Yeah? So I have three they're
Speaker 1: all extre apart and so it's kind of crazy. Anyways,
Speaker 1: so we had an ice cream truck come through every
Speaker 1: single day, and so when they were little, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it was and I said, oh, that's the music truck.
Speaker 1: And we started dancing about eight years until one of
Speaker 1: the favorite trucks told them, absolutely an ice cream truck.
Speaker 1: And so what I got from that she said, it
Speaker 1: was the music truck, da, not the ice cream truck.
Speaker 1: That's pretty awesome. That's pretty funny. You just dance. Do
Speaker 1: you have the delay button ray near you? You? Okay?
Speaker 1: I can also not see who's calling now, so we
Speaker 1: can just go raw. Oh boy, oh, and the deal
Speaker 1: is hit. If I say dropped the delay, they said
Speaker 1: a bad word, you get dropped the delay? Were we
Speaker 1: safe on that? Everybody yes, I think so. And the
Speaker 1: first time we talked to delay, we got to go
Speaker 1: to a song or something. Yea. And for those who
Speaker 1: are asking a delay is what we do in case
Speaker 1: you guys say a bad word or like seven seconds
Speaker 1: you know ahead of you, the whole time machine type deal.
Speaker 1: Let's try something, Ray, let's pick up a random call. Oh, man, hello,
Speaker 1: this is Bobby. Who is this? M oh hey? Will?
Speaker 1: Will you say your name again? Sherry? Hey, Sherry? How
Speaker 1: are you? Would you tell me you're your parent? Confession today?
Speaker 1: So this is actually my mom. She said when I
Speaker 1: was a little girl that I would only eat McDonald's hamburgers,
Speaker 1: but Burger King's hamburgers were cheaper, so she would buy
Speaker 1: the Burger king hamburgers but say the McDonald's rappers and
Speaker 1: then rewrap the hamburgers to make me think they were
Speaker 1: for McDonald's. That's pretty funny. Do you ever have McDonald's
Speaker 1: hamburger now and be like this doesn't taste like childhood? Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: want Burger King. Oh that's awesome. Thank you for that, Car,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate. I hope you have a great day.
Speaker 1: You're welcome YouTube, But hey, we got one day. We
Speaker 1: got the first one, but this was the first one wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go again. Hit me with another one. Ray, let
Speaker 1: me know when it's up. Good, all right, I confession.
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear it. This is Bobby. Who's this?
Speaker 1: This is Selene? Hey, Selene, what would you like to say?
Speaker 1: I have a three year old daughter who we told
Speaker 1: has like she doesn't eat any vegetables, so we told
Speaker 1: her the frozen peas were candy, and it's one of
Speaker 1: her favorite snacks. Now, parents, how do we feel about that?
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't believe it worked. That's amazing because
Speaker 1: it doesn't taste good. No, Amy, I mean I think
Speaker 1: it's okay, whatever you gotta do. Does she ever go, mom?
Speaker 1: This candy doesn't taste like the other kinds of candy. No,
Speaker 1: she absolutely loves it. It's like her favorite summertime snacks.
Speaker 1: You know, she's gonna be in therapy in like ten years.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was candy my whole life. I
Speaker 1: thought it was candy. Hey, I really appreciate that call.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for calling the show. Of course.
Speaker 1: All right, see you later. Let's try one more Ray
Speaker 1: two for two? Baby. Hello, it's Bobby, who's this, that's Stephanie.
Speaker 1: Hey Stephanie, you're on the air. What would you like
Speaker 1: to say? Good morning studio. Morning dude, that was local.
Speaker 1: My husband's an infare and you should hire him radio
Speaker 1: one or one that builds bridges. He doesn't build bridges.
Speaker 1: You can fix all your studio needs. Yeah, artisaw Keith
Speaker 1: maybe good too, I'd be cool. Involve a lot of
Speaker 1: duct tape of W forty. I think he probably figured
Speaker 1: out too. Um, do you have a parent confession or
Speaker 1: are we just calling to let us know about your husband,
Speaker 1: because both we care about. Okay, parent confessions, I have
Speaker 1: too many. Let's go all right, give me one, okay, one.
Speaker 1: So when my daughter was like a year two years old,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't get in her car seat. She would throw
Speaker 1: a fit. So I would tell her, like the little
Speaker 1: black birds outside, we're gonna put her eyes balls out
Speaker 1: because there's always the blackbirds in the parking lot. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is the darkest one. Go ahead, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: So she would stop crying, get in her car seat,
Speaker 1: and I was shut the door, act like they were
Speaker 1: going to attack her. And we never had problems after that.
Speaker 1: So you thought frozen pe girl is going to end
Speaker 1: up in therapy. Oh my gosh, we'll never be able
Speaker 1: to look at a bird. Who do you have another one?
Speaker 1: You said only one? Do you have a second one?
Speaker 1: I promise? Okay, I think. Well I'm at work. You
Speaker 1: guys have a good thing. All right? Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: nuts hull. Let's give it one more run, right, let's
Speaker 1: do one more. I know every every line's ringing. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: it's Bob. Who's this? This is che Michelle. You're on
Speaker 1: the air. What would you like to say? So? My
Speaker 1: kids are next level crazy? And one time when I
Speaker 1: was in the shour, my this son, who was only
Speaker 1: three at the time, decided to kick out a window
Speaker 1: screen and let him and his younger siblings out this window.
Speaker 1: Oh man, so what what did you do? Um? I
Speaker 1: actually had a neighbor come tell me that the kids
Speaker 1: were outside, all right, and so like it, We're all good. Hey.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that call, of course, yeah, don't. I just
Speaker 1: don't think she understood you. You know what. I appreciated
Speaker 1: the attempt in the call. That's what the screeners were, right, right, Okay, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, thank you, that's really not what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. But I really appreciate the call. Interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one more Ray, Let's let's send on a good note. Hello,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones Show. Who's this Joey? Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1: So much driving to work? Well? I appreciate that you're
Speaker 1: on the air. Do you have a parent confession? I do. Um.
Speaker 1: We have three kids, and when they were younger, and
Speaker 1: they'd want to go to a place that we didn't
Speaker 1: really want to one of the kids places, we would
Speaker 1: just lie and tell them they were remodeling so we
Speaker 1: couldn't go. So every place they wanted to go to
Speaker 1: happen to be under construction. Every time. I felt that
Speaker 1: if we wanted to go somewhere better than we just
Speaker 1: tell willis under constructing that. All right, we appreciate you
Speaker 1: calling and sharing that with us. I hope you have
Speaker 1: a great day. Thank you you too. All right, I
Speaker 1: must applauded you the caller. Not one person tried to
Speaker 1: say the S word of the F work. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we get alive. It was great, Thank you, Abby shop.
Speaker 1: That seems so hard. I just did an host of
Speaker 1: the show. Wow, Okay, we feel pretty good. Our phones
Speaker 1: at least work a little bit. If you guys want
Speaker 1: to call us. You can eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
Speaker 1: that's our number. Let me say this the award show
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Speaker 1: you very much again, you want to call us eight
Speaker 1: seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. We're on our way to
Speaker 1: a fully functional studio by twenty five. You better believe
Speaker 1: this place we're gonna be working. Okay, We're gonna do
Speaker 1: a couple more parent confessions before we get to the news.
Speaker 1: Let's first go over and talk to Laurie, who's in Arkansas. Laurie,
Speaker 1: you're on the Bobby Bones Show. What is your parent confession?
Speaker 1: When my daughter was four, she thought she needed a
Speaker 1: nighttime might since she wasn't a sleeping very good and
Speaker 1: her cousin with Drake marlattone and well, we tried at once,
Speaker 1: it gave her nightmares. It wasn't gonna work. So we
Speaker 1: then got jelly beans. She would take one jellybean every
Speaker 1: night before she went to bed, and she'd sleep all night,
Speaker 1: very good sleep. We did it for like two years.
Speaker 1: We finally ended up telling her that it was just
Speaker 1: jelly beans. But we haven't had any man. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's a placebo really working. Yeah, yeah, she thinks it is,
Speaker 1: therefore it is and it works. But also, what if
Speaker 1: just a jelly bean makes her sleep longer? Whatever you
Speaker 1: found out? Yeah, and her cousin Okay, I was like,
Speaker 1: how did she know there was such thing as a
Speaker 1: sleep medicine? At night tent? So she had a cousin
Speaker 1: that was drinking Melotona, And you say, yeah, well her
Speaker 1: cousin would like a gummy maltona gummy that melotona. You know,
Speaker 1: it kind of recks your cycle, right, I mean, it
Speaker 1: makes you sleep, but it kind of kicks out your
Speaker 1: cycle because we have these sleep cycles we're in and
Speaker 1: like when you get to that rim sleep and it's
Speaker 1: like a go from not sleeping very good to sleeping
Speaker 1: really hard, and then it just kind of starts over again.
Speaker 1: But if you take something, it kind of breaks it.
Speaker 1: And even if you sleep hard, sometimes you wake up
Speaker 1: even more tired. You ever do that where you sleep
Speaker 1: so hard and you wake up and you're just exhausted. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's because you woke up at the wrong time inside
Speaker 1: of your sleep cycle. Yeah, so Meltona does that to me, Like,
Speaker 1: I just wake up randomly hard and like oh, and
Speaker 1: I'm just upset. Any thing I take I would do that,
Speaker 1: so I don't. I don't sleep. Yeah, Melotona just affects
Speaker 1: people differently. I can't take it, but I give it
Speaker 1: to my son every night. As in it doesn't affect you,
Speaker 1: is in it does the opposite For me. If I
Speaker 1: take it and I don't go to bed within thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: my brain just starts racing and it's like crazy. So
Speaker 1: it does work, just not it affects you. It just
Speaker 1: doesn't do what you want it to do. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 1: And then my brain started going no, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it's just the melotonium. I don't know, but my brain
Speaker 1: just starts to and I'm like, shoot, I didn't fall
Speaker 1: asleep in time. And then if I do fall asleep
Speaker 1: in time, and it does work. I wake up feeling
Speaker 1: the lady jelly bean. I'll take a pussy brow. That's
Speaker 1: what's up. Thank you for that call. We appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I want to go talk to Angela, who lives in Mississippi.
Speaker 1: Angela has been waiting with a parent confession. Angela, you're
Speaker 1: on the show. What's going on? Nothing much? You getting
Speaker 1: ready to go get cataract surgery? Well, good luck with that.
Speaker 1: The eyes man, hope you have a good surgeon. The
Speaker 1: eyes very I'm glad you're getting them fixed. That's what
Speaker 1: I should say, right, I'm glad you scar. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: you're up. What would you like to say? Okay? So
Speaker 1: my son is eight. When he was about three, I
Speaker 1: was so sick of chicken nuggets. It was just, uh
Speaker 1: So I decided I wanted to have taco bell one day,
Speaker 1: and he was going through this whole little spell of
Speaker 1: I only like hamburger meat when it's convenient to me.
Speaker 1: So he opens up the taco and he looks something.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't eat hamburger meat. Well I was like, oh, babe,
Speaker 1: that's not hamburger meat. That's taco meat. It's different. He's like, really,
Speaker 1: so he eats it. Well, for the next month, that's
Speaker 1: all he wants to eat is Taco Bell soft tacos
Speaker 1: with no lettuce. Okay, I got sick of Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: So then I say, what do you want to eat?
Speaker 1: You want to go get like some chicken nuggets. No, no, mama,
Speaker 1: I want some tacos. I'm sorry, baby, we can't go
Speaker 1: to Taco Bell because I no longer have any electronic
Speaker 1: coupons on my phone. So at eight years old, he
Speaker 1: still asked people, do you have electronic coupons on your
Speaker 1: phone so we can go eat? Yeah? You walked him
Speaker 1: all the way there. Man, you know Angela, you did that,
Speaker 1: didn't you. Yes, And I like, nobody can tell him,
Speaker 1: but you don't have to have coupons to go eat somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. You can only get in
Speaker 1: with the electroc couponds. What he thinks it's like a
Speaker 1: ticket and the Taco bellt Yes. When he's older, he
Speaker 1: might start dating and he's like, shoot, where can I
Speaker 1: get some electronic Angela? Thank you for your car. I
Speaker 1: hope you have a great day. All right, thank you,
Speaker 1: I see you later. One more. Jenny in Wisconsin is
Speaker 1: on the Bobby Bone Show, Jenny, what would you like
Speaker 1: to say When my daughter, my oldest daughter, was very little,
Speaker 1: she never liked to eat the crust of her toast
Speaker 1: or sandwiches or anything like that. And I said, you know, sweetie,
Speaker 1: that's where all the nutrients are. You have to eat
Speaker 1: the crust. Do you want to grow up to be
Speaker 1: big and strong and healthy, you have to eat the crust.
Speaker 1: You have to have those nutrients. Fast forward to her
Speaker 1: freshman year of college in her Health Promotionate and Wellness major.
Speaker 1: I get a phone call from her and said, you've
Speaker 1: lied to me all my life. The nutrients are not
Speaker 1: in the crust. Wow. And you know what, there aren't
Speaker 1: a lot of stories saying that the nutrients aren't in
Speaker 1: the crust, so you just probably believe it. As a kid,
Speaker 1: nothing's ever told you otherwise. You hold on to it,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you're like, wait, what
Speaker 1: I believe? Yeah? I could have fallen for that one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I mean the nutrients and potatoes were and white bread,
Speaker 1: now that I think about it, white bread, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I did think that. Are you my mom? This
Speaker 1: is how I find all right? Thank you for the call.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah, the peel like in
Speaker 1: a banana, well they do. You can blend it in
Speaker 1: the blend, can you can? You can do a lot
Speaker 1: of mean you should, But I'm talking about the peel
Speaker 1: of a potato. That's what they say to us. Is
Speaker 1: it true? Probably the nutrients and holy a potato peel.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, scru if. As long as it's clean, I'll
Speaker 1: eat a potato peel. All right, thank you for those calls.
Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two.
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